7am Hour - Ma'am

Marissa calls in to complain about her new friend's tendency to lie, Dave wants to go under the knife, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, good morning, it's Prime Day. It's a big day.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Didn't Target have the red Circle day this week or
something to Circle days?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Sorry? What's it called? Target Circle days?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
A week? Target Circle week? Prime Days? What do you
have in your cart right now? Is there anything in
your cart that you haven't bought on Amazon?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm not look at my Amazon.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Your car, she puts, send your cart, Happy Prime Day.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I have a standing desk because I want to get
one so bad. But I'm trying to sell this couch
on Facebook Marketplace furs.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
You still haven't sold that thing. No, Jenny, people just
keep playing games with me. We got to have a
consultation they.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Do with Jenny's the Facebook Marketplace queen. But once I
can sell that couch, I'm trying to buy this standing
desk and a new band for my Apple Watch because
I've had this one for like two years now.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
I don't have Amazon Prime, so I don't want to
buy any day.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't have Amazon Prime either, But you can still
buy things. I think so.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
I think you're still but it's only the deep discount
if you have Prime.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh seriously, I think so. I want to buy something,
let me know we got primes I'll help you out.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
I really want to get a thing to like wash
my retainers, you know, one of those like Sonic retain.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I've got one for you. You do, I do. I've got
one for you. It's not used. Can I have it?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'll give it to you. Yes, here's what. You ever
order something and you don't quite remember ordering it. So
I ordered these anti snoring sleep things you pop in
your mouth. They look like dentures and they're like it
comes with you know after cell it's like, oh, you
can buy this Sonic ultrasonic cleaner. I'm like, sign me up.
So it came in the mail yesterday. I'd forgotten that

(01:29):
I even ordered it, and I look at it and
then I really It says something like if you've got
a history of TMJ or jaw pain, don't use this.
I'm like, well, I wish i'd read that before I
ordered it, But so now I've got them and I've
got the ultrasonic cleaner.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's yours. Yes you want it. This is great. It
was in your Amazon cart.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I think if I think it's empty, I think we're
so impulsive. It's like we just clicked by now now
by and by it.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
What's the course.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
I have a drone because prior to going to Iceland,
I was like, I need to get a drone, and
then I didn't want to buy the bullet and spend
too much money on a drone, so I didn't get that.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
So nothing's in your cart? No, I mean I have
things saved but nothing currently.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
I have a CD in my cart that I want
to get my mom a CD she has.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
A CD player in her car.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
But other than that, yeah, I just have things like
on a saved list. I rarely ever buy anything on
Amazon because I just don't need it.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, we're gonna play a little Amazon Prime Price is
right right now? You need to call me at sixty
five one nine eight nine kt W. We'll get a
couple of people on the phone here, play a little
price is Right, and whoever comes closest to the actual
retail price on Amazon Prime without going over is going
to be the winner. Vont's going to get the phones, Bailey,
give us a little trial round and we'll see how
we do.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yes, David, you are going to buy a ring battery
door bell, live view with two way talk and motion.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Detection fifty percent off today. How much are you pay.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, fit so with the fifty percent off ninety four
ninety nine, and I.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Guess yes, Okay, I'm going to go a seventy nine nine.
You are both way over. Oh really, okay, let's try again. Jenny,
you go first, okay, thirty four ninety nine.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Okay, Dave thirty five de We're gonna win because it's
forty nine ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's a bargain. Price is one hundred.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Dollars if you don't have a ring cam. Seriously, they're
so easy to install. Even I can do it. There's
not really any wiring or anything. You can figure out
your Wi Fi. You're good to go.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, give you another one. While we got people coming
in on the phone.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
All right, We've got Cress three dy white strips, professional effects.
It's thirty five percent off today. What is the price
on Prime Day.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Twelve ninety nine? Okay, Jenny, I'm gonna go one dollar.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Both of you are really low, but Dave is the
closest at twelve ninety nine. It is twenty nine ninety
thirty dollars list price forty five.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
We got three contestants on the phone here, let's meet
our contestants for Prime Day prices right, Honaly, Good morning, Honale?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Are you there? Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Hi, Honie, we're calling from Hello.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Hello. Can you hear me?

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I know, I know why now she can hear me? Honally?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Where are you calling from, Honily? Beautiful Maple Grove? Okay, Jessica,
good morning?

Speaker 8 (04:13):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Where are you Jessica? Okay? And Crystal sadness? Fi many?
I'm sorry, Crystal, good morning.

Speaker 9 (04:26):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm in Ploymouth, Maple Grove as woll bitch? Okay, gotcha right?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Probably around bass Lake Road then huh yeah, okay, here
we go, Bailey, give us an item and then we will.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Bid on the item. All right.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
We've got a Dyson B eleven origin cordless vacuum which
is thirty percent off today on prime Day.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
What price is that Dyson at? Honally? What do you bid?

Speaker 9 (04:50):
I will bid? Uh three hundred and eighty five dollars?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, Let's go to jess what's your bid on that
dice and vacuum?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Three seventy five okay? And finally, Crystal, what do you bid?

Speaker 8 (05:07):
I think two ninety nine dollars?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Okay. Bob Holliday all right, who came close?

Speaker 5 (05:15):
And the closest with three hundred and eighty five is
annale Oh wow, price on prime day is three ninety
nine ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh very close.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Okay, Yeah, Annealee won round one.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Let's move on to round two. Good luck.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
We're looking at the Cureig k Elite single serf k
cup pod coffee maker, which is fifty two percent off
today on Prime Day.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
What is the price of that Cureig coffee maker.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Jessica, what's your bid? Eighty five dollars eighty five?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Crystal? What are you saying? Ninety nine? And Annaly.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I will go one dollar, one dollar, smart bid, Bailey?

Speaker 5 (06:05):
All right, the closest without going over, without going over
is Crystal because it is ninety nine ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Wow, So she got it with ninety nine dollars. Okay,
very nice.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Let's try one more round here unless we get a tie,
so it'll either be on a lead or Crystal, or
Jessica could come from behind. Here's your next item on
prime prices, right, all.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Right, good luck with this one.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
This is a Lego Star Wars Imperial Star Destroyer building
toy set. A Lego toy set for a Star Wars
Imperial Star Destroyer it is thirty percent off today.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
What how many pieces are in it?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
A lot. It's a big one. Oh, it's a big one.
Thank you for the details. Well, girl, I wrote down
that thing. Important detail. If it's like a thousand piece
or a ten thousand piece, yeah, let me a second,
I'll look at it.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
You're a second. How many pieces? I'm trying to get
some good information for you, Crystal?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah it Oh, okay, it is a lot of piazza
one that's closest.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, all right, let's just try it out.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
It doesn't say Crystal, there's a lot a vague item.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
What do you bid on the Star.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Wars lego seventy nine ninety nine?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, and let's go back to anale. It goes.

Speaker 10 (07:23):
Right.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
We'll say one ten.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
One ten, okay, and Jessica, what do you say?

Speaker 8 (07:30):
I'm gonna say one eleven, one.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Eleven, Bailey, all right, with the closest bid is Jessica,
because it's one eleven ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Whoa, whoa, wow, wow, good job Jessica.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Jessica, you are a queen of pricing. Congratulations, you win.
Pick your ticket Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well we all take it three way tie. It's three
way time three. Oh my god, it's a tie time.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh my god. One more, you're right, okay, one more
item fifteen. We're gonna have to take a break. We're
gonna have to take a break. We'll come back with another.
Can you wait on the phone for a couple of minutes. Yeah, okay, good,
because it's worth it. It's pick your Ticket Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
We'll do it. If you miss it on this time,
don't do it. Worry.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
We do it at seven thirty five, eight oh five,
eight thirty five on the fives and thirties all morning.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Pick your Ticket Tuesday. Watch a Dave Ryan show on YouTube.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
Just search Dave Bryan TV Live on YouTube and the
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
It's one on one point three kt WB.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Back to the action for ticket Tag Tuesday, which is today.
Every thirty minutes, pick your Ticket Tuesday. When I say
ticket tag, yeah, oh, we do so many giveaways, I
get them confused.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I know it's hard.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Pick your Ticket Tuesday. We'll do that every thirty minutes.
Next one is going to be coming up in fifteen minutes.
Let's get our contestants for prime day prices right back
on the phone. Annali, Jessica and Crystal. All ready, Nye,
here comes your final item daily all right for to
win a.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
Ninja Digital air fry countertop, which is thirty two percent
off on Prime Day.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
What is it being sold for? We start with Annial.
You read it one more time.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yes, it's a Ninja Digital air fry countertop oven.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Okay, so like an air fryer of Okay, yeah, let's
start off with Analie. What do you got? I'll say
one forty nine ninety nine. Okay, Let's go to Jessica.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
I'm going to say.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I'm gonna say one.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Fifty one fifty thirty Jessica Crystal, fifty nine sixty nine
sixty nine. Okay, all right, Bailey, what is the actual
retail price?

Speaker 5 (09:44):
The actual retail price is one forty nine ninety nine. Ye. Wait,
so someone said one forty nine, right, yeah, one forty nine, yeah,
which is Annaline?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Good job, good you are a Winter. I'm gonna tell
you the truth.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
We all suspect you of cheating, but that doesn't matter
because we can't prove anything.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
You are the winner. Congratulations. Now.

Speaker 9 (10:09):
Only the only way I knew that one was I
literally just bought one.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Oh yeah, she didn't cheat Dave, enjoy your very cynical,
very cynical person this morning.

Speaker 8 (10:23):
Not this morning. I did not buy it on sale.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Return off.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay, So Jessica say goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, love you.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Jessica and Crystal say.

Speaker 9 (10:38):
Goodbye, goodbye, thank you, bye.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Bye, Annalie.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Here are your ticket choices for Pick your Ticket Tuesday only.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
You're either going to Maroon five, The Lumineers, Meghan Trainer,
Big Time Rush, Jonas Brothers, or Shine Down the choice.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Or you'll according to my list. Also Lil Wayne Little
Wayne's on there too. Wow.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
Okay, wait, what was the last one I missed?

Speaker 8 (11:03):
All I heard was Shinells.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, we'll do it one more time.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Maroon five, Lumineers, Megan Trainer, Big Time Rush, Jonas Brothers,
Shine Down, and Lil Wayne.

Speaker 9 (11:15):
I am gonna go to Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Oh my god, it's gonna say if you wanted to
play a little clip of the Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Absolutely yes, where is a hold on one sack?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Here we go. I got it.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
We have more Jonas Brothers coming up on Pick your
Ticket Tuesday, along with every other act that you just heard.
The next Pick your Ticket Tuesday is now only about
ten minutes away. We'll make this an easy one, like
call her number ten or something, hurle lot quicker and
we'll do that. Coming up on Katie w B right right.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Now, Katy w Ryan Show.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
The story in this group therapy is so interesting because
it's about a path logical liar and somebody who just
loves to tell lies for no reason and here to
tell us the story about it.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Some of the lies that she's told is Marissa, Hi, Marissa, Hi,
how are you? Hey? Good? Thanks for being on.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
So tell me a little bit about First of all,
how'd you meet this person? We'll start there and then
we'll get into the lies they've told you.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
Okay, well that works easy. We met playing pickleball, okay,
like you do. And we met about I guess like
five or four or five months ago now and discot
I'm telling.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
You she's a pathological liar.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
So what was the first Because when you when you
meet somebody who's a pathological liar, they'll tell you a
lie and you're like, oh wow, that's crazy, but you
don't really think it's a lie until they start piling
on more lies. Yeah, So what was your give me
the stories?

Speaker 9 (12:42):
And like as you get to know them too, you
know what I mean, Like it's like, oh, well, that's wild,
and then it's like, oh, too many wild things. So
she apparently just got back from a vacation in Tokyo,
and oh my gosh, you're not going to believe who
I met. I ran into in Tokyo. I ran into
in a books, right, Harry Styles. Of course, she just
happened to run into Harry Styles in Tokyo, Okay, location

(13:06):
that she just happened to take in Tokyo. Yeah, and
of course they flooded, because of course they did, and
they exchanged phone numbers because of course that happens.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
What are we talking about here?

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (13:21):
Yeah, I'm telling you it's crazy. And I was like,
oh my god, that's so cool. You know, did you
ever reach out to it? She's like yeah, but you
know when he called, I guess I missed this call.
And then I called them back and he didn't answer,
So that was kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
And I mean, it's plausible though, it's plausible, is it,
you know?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I mean, sure it is. You know, if you're an
eighth grader writing fan fiction, That's.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
It's plausible.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
If you know somebody, you might be like, wow, that's
kind of crazy, so you kind of believe it.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
But then things get worse.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
Oh, it gets it completely gets ridder. She's also also
a secret shopper and she gets a thousand dollars a
month to shop at Macy's and Coal, which I'm like,
I don't think they get secret stopper.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Is that much money?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
But okay, but that's a cool lie.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, okay, but then you kind of like, oh, wow,
that's kind of hard to believe.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
But whatever. But then, especially.

Speaker 9 (14:10):
Since I think she originally told me she worked in healthcare,
so whatever. So this is my favorite one though. She
was having brunch at co right, and this guy she
won't tell me your name. This guy came up to
her and was like, oh, you know, you're so beautiful.
You're so vicious that I'm like, she's really pretty and
everything like, but she's not like, oh my god, you're

(14:33):
the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, which is what
she said. This guy said, and he was like, I
want you to come back with me for the weekend,
and I want you.

Speaker 8 (14:40):
To come to my place.

Speaker 9 (14:41):
He's got this apparently he's got a mansion like on
Lake Minnetonka, like everyone that comes up to you at
coke and says that you're beautiful as.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Plastic.

Speaker 9 (14:52):
And she was supposed to just stay for the weekend.
But she lives there now now at this mansion from this.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Guy the proased. I just say, she just went to
some random guy's mansion.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I mean, yeah, now she lives there. They maybe really
hit it off. So now she lives in the guest
room or.

Speaker 9 (15:09):
Whatever, right, yeah, And that's just it. Oh my god.
It's like, you know, like she she lives in the
guest room.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
Because one of the guest rooms because it's a mansion.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Or something. No, she sits there.

Speaker 9 (15:24):
And I was like, as you do.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
I was like, I, uh, yeah, I want to see
this house. Can I you know, can I come by?
You know, I'll pick you up.

Speaker 9 (15:31):
We can go somewhere. But I want to I want
to see this with Oh no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
No.

Speaker 9 (15:35):
He's very he's very private, he's very protective.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
I can't have anyone over to the house.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Okay. Now you start to snow around.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Now you're like, okay, between the Harry styles, changing phone numbers,
and then she's a secret shopper, and then she lives
in some rich guy's house on Lake Minnetaka, but you
can't come by to see it. Okay, Now you're.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
Like onto her right exactly. And this is the straw
that broke the camel's back. Is the latest one is.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
That she and Harry Stell actually get in contact upon
one another.

Speaker 9 (16:02):
And then Harry Styles sent her a.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
Let's call it a deep.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Pic, yeah, Harry Styles.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Harry Styles then sends her it do you think, okay
check this out?

Speaker 8 (16:15):
Yeah, that track.

Speaker 9 (16:16):
So of course I'm like, oh, can I see it?
Not because I want to see it, but because I'm.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
Like, sure, that's what happens.

Speaker 9 (16:21):
And she's like, oh no, no, that's private. I could
never like, I can't share that. I'm like, ma'am, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
So you know she's But here's the funny thing about
pathological liars. A lot of the time they're just charming,
normal people that you know, they go do things, they
play pickleball, they're nice, they whatever. But then they tell
these lies that they're not even necessary to be your friend.
It's like, why do you need to lie to me
about this one? So your Q you have a question
about this, Yes, I.

Speaker 8 (16:52):
Like, first of all, why why would she do this?

Speaker 9 (16:55):
She's, like you said, she's a perfectly nice person when
she's not, you know, being a psychotic lier? And do
I call her out? Do I just finally just look
her in her face and go, you're lying?

Speaker 8 (17:05):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
What are you doing?

Speaker 9 (17:06):
Why are you doing this? Stop it to stop?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I don't know how you haven't yet. At the Harry styles,
i'd have been like, girl, please.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
I feel like if it was my friend, I wouldn't
want to hurt her feelings or make her upset with me,
So I would feel weird being like, yeah, you're a
big fat liar. All of everything that you're saying is
a lie, because then they'll get defensive, and then you'll
get in a fight, and I would try to avoid it.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I think that you're right.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, it's anytime that I've called I've had a couple
of friends that are like that and you call them
out and they are They get angry, right, and they
get so defensive, they get mad, they get mad at
you for not believing them.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, but I could lie innocently about you know, I
got a bonus at work today, Like that's something that
you're not going to follow up on Harry Styles sent
me a d pic. How much do you value me
as a friend? If you think I'm going to believe that.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
That's a really good point. I mean, I think she's
just trying to I don't know why did they do it?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I'll get yeah, what do you mean that's my anyone.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
I think that it is like a mental disorder if
you are in to the extent that this person is lying.
I do one person like this growing up, and I
think she matured and doesn't do those things anymore. But man,
the lies she would tell us in college. It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
And I think that they do it, yeah, because they
want attention, but it gets so frustrating.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
It's like, you don't have to do that. I like
you anyway.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
So maybe somebody, because it's group therapy, maybe somebody listening
is like, yeah, my girlfriend or my husband was a whatever,
was a pathological liar, or my coworker, or maybe somebody's
listening who's like, yeah, I tell those lies too.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I can't help it.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I don't know where they come from, but I think
the thing is a lot of the time they can't
remember what they lied about, so you know.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Touch them at one point, like, so, how's that house
on Prior Lake. Oh it's great, it's like love it.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
But then don't you think that they because there's such
a crazy, pathological liar, they're going to lie their way
out of anything they get caught in.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Oh, probably text messages Marissa, by the way, if you
just joined us, Marissa met somebody playing pickleball, and this
person is, you know, seems to be wonderful. And she's
said that she met Harry Styles at a coffee shop
in Tokyo and they changed numbers. Of course they flirted.
And then she also is a secret shopper. She gets
a thousand dollars thousand dollars a month for Cohle's and

(19:17):
was it Macy's. Yeah, And then she met a guy
at cove fancy schmancy playsover in Wyzetta and a guy
comes up and says, you're so beautiful, will you come
live with me? So she's lived with him for a
couple of months, but she's not you're not allowed to
go visit her house, which makes you think. And then
it's like, oh, how's Harry Styles. Oh he sent me
a d pic but I can't show you. But I

(19:38):
can't show you. Okay, So what do people say? Here's
a text that says, don't accuse her of lying, just
say it feels like you're lying.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I don't know it feels like anyway? Does somebody does say?

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Is the caller really a friend of hers or just
somebody she plays pickleball with? Like, if they hang out together,
then it's a real friend. But if not, just leave
her alone if she's not a true fund like I
think that's what I would probably do, is just stop.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Fueling the fire personally. Well, somebody else said the opposite.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Somebody said, good morning, she should try to match her
with her own stories and see how far can go.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
It sounds pretty entertaining. That's what I do.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
And I'd be like, oh yeah, and I'm gonna have
lunch with the Pope today. I've got pizza because he's
from Chicago.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Oh yeah, well, I'm gonna go spend the night in
Vatican City.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I would do that. What should she do, Jenny?

Speaker 6 (20:28):
I mean, if you're wanting to continue our friendship with
this person, then I would say you should just start
calling her out. But I think most people are not
confrontational in that way.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
I don't understand that maybe me, it's just an East
Coaster You're a little bitch.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Wow, you're willing to call people out most people in Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Are you're a fly? Am I a little bitch? Or
do I just say it how it is?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:51):
And I'm of the East coasts where like, yeah, I
would just call it out, be like what like just
shut up like the first lie, Like I've rain in
a Harry Styles get out of here.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I mean, what do you what do you have to lose?
I mean that's the question. Do you hang out with
this girl? Do you like go get coffee with her?
Or do you just see her at pickleball?

Speaker 9 (21:06):
We basically just play pickleball. This is not someone that
like I can fight in obviously, or you know, tell
anything important in my life, just like a friendly acquaintance
and that right there.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
If we're not even like cool like that, what do
you like? I really don't care, Like we don't talk
outside of pickleball? Why are you lying so much effort?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
There are some text messages for you for advice. Here's
one that says I dated a guy with fake cancer
that was allegedly Shakira's pilot. He even made fake blood
come out of his mouth. He's got a wife, four kids,
and two other girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
What earth? I just don't know why people do this.

Speaker 9 (21:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Another one says, I know somebody who's a liar like this.
My friends and I use it as entertainment. We bring
up random subjects and see what lie he is going
to say about it, Like, oh, yeah, I went to
the Twins game and he's like, you know, I used
to pitch for the Twins. Yeah, I go, really, when
was that? I'm not allowed to say, I don't see
you on the roster. You go, well, they took me
off because of political reasons.

Speaker 8 (21:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
And it's kind of entertaining if you like feed into
it a little bit, but also exhausting.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I can imagine. So what he says, plot twist. All
of it's true. What if? What if you found out?
Wouldn't that to be the big shocker?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
She's like, okay, all right, you go over to the
house on Lake Minnetonka. She shows you all the stuff
she got at Cole's and she's facetiming Harry Styles.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
With this dpict matter of fact, one time, I have
a family member who they get into like they're in
the media. Industry, and they said that they had a
part in writing Black Panther, and I was like please,
and they were like no, I swear we went through
a lot of drafts. When Black Panther came out. I
looked at every credit in that movie. Dan't see his name,
and I said it.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I was like, what did he pass up?

Speaker 5 (22:41):
All right?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Like finally he said no, there was some like no.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I told them they didn't have to put me in
there because drafts I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
So that's funny.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Hey, we're gonna be pick her to get Tuesday in moments,
so be ready for that one. But in the meantime,
Aubrey final word on this, Aubrey, what would you tell
Marissa who's got the friend who's a pathological liar?

Speaker 5 (22:59):
I feel like it's not even worth it. Like people
unfortunately that do.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
That, they don't even know how to interact without fabricating
these crazy details anymore. So it's not going to change. Yeah,
it's just not going to change, right.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
That's why I'm like, I'm just ignore it at this point,
or like what the people said, use it as entertainment,
which it is kind of entertaining.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I mean, it entertained us for the last five minutes. Marissa,
thanks for calling in and good luck with your friend.

Speaker 9 (23:24):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, you bet, interesting stories. We appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
All right.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
You ready for pick your ticket Tuesday? Oh yeah, okay.
So here's the way it's going to work. You can
either go see.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Or my time is no nama is are and even
the lumineers. My gosh.

Speaker 10 (23:56):
You know.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Here's what you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
I'm gonna give you four words. It's a game called Connections.
You might play it on the app every morning. I'm
gonna give you four words, and you got to figure
out what they have in common. Here's an example from
last week, ball socket, drop and candy. Remember that from
last week. Okay, ball, socket, drop and candy. What do

(24:23):
they all have in common? I eyeball, eye socket, eye drop,
eye candy.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
You ready, yes, Millennium, Maltese, Atlanta, peregrine, Millennium, Maltese, Atlanta, peregrine.
If you got it, then call me and let me

(24:52):
know how all those words have a connection. In the meantime,
I'm gonna pay Jonas Brothers song. Don't try to stop.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I know your three thousand. Maybe I like that, okay, stupid.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Here they are Millennium Maltese, Atlanta, peregrine. If you got it,
you call me and you win. Pick your ticket Tuesday
on katib If you miss it this time, we'll do
it again in thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Jonas Brothers one.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Of one point three kdbub Pick your ticket Tuesday. Let's
see we've got a winner on this one. A little
game of connections. You're just gonna tell me what the
four words have in common. Some people got it right
away boom, and other people are like, I don't get it.
Suzanne is confident that she's got high. Suzanne, good morning,
what do you do. You're driving? Let me guess you're driving?

(25:41):
You're driving to work? Are you driving to work?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
You are?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Is that crazy? It is crazy? Here are four words.
Tell me what they have in common, Suzanne. Millennium Maltese, Atlanta,
peregrine for the win.

Speaker 8 (25:57):
What all falcons?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Millennium falcon Maltese Falcon is a movie? Atlanta falcons Uh, peregrine.
Falcon is like a variety, a flavor of falcon.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Yeah, flavor delicious, delicious.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Hey, you're a winner, Suzanne, Who do you want to
go see Genny's gonna read the list to you.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Yes see, you have the options to go see the
Jonas Brothers, Maroon five, Ilumineers, Meghan Trainer, Big Time Rush, Shindown,
Shinedown or Lil Wayne.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Can I ask one question first?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:31):
When is the Meghan Trainer concert?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Hold on, I gotta do some research.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
It's August twenty second and it's at the State Fair.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
August twenty second, State Fair. Then I'm going to pick
Broon five. You got it? Congratulations? When is Broon five?
October twenty ninth?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
I want to say, yeah, said the L or the
Great Casino Orbino?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
The G Spot over at the G Spot, that's what
they call it now, Susanne.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Did you know that? I did know that because I
listen every single day Love. Yeah. Yeah. I was changing
the name of XCEL and they're calling it the G Spot.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
This Grand Casino Marine Arena. So I came up with
the idea should be called the G Spot. I'm hoping
it'll catch.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
On what is called Grand Casino. They're changing XL what.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, but Jenny's been gone, she's been out of town, Susanne,
I did.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Not know that.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
It's not her fault.

Speaker 9 (27:18):
She wasn't there.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
She wasn't there. She didn't know. My goodness, great, Jenny's
over here. Like, who's going in there for this?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Like what Grand Casino Arena also known as the G Spot.
You're going You'll be at the G Spot October twenty ninth. Congratulations, Suzanne,
thank you. Please hold for one second. We'll do pick
your ticket Tuesday again, coming up at eight oh five
on KATIEWB. I want to get I want to ask
you guys a question. Okay, it's a little bit personal.

(27:47):
It's actually very personal as guys get older and probably
women too. This part of your face, the eyebrows here, Yeah,
they start to sag over the top of your eyes.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Like Brimley kind of like that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
So I don't know what exactly what a brow lift is,
but this part where your eyebrows sit is now hanging
like a couple of pendulums over my eyes.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Can you see them from I can see fine, no,
I know, but like, can you see your eyebrows and
your periphree?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Well, when I look up, it raises my eyebrows and
they duck out of the way. Okay, they duck out
of it, duck out of the way.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
It's kind of like when you try to look at
your ear, it's like, oh, it's ducking out of it's
duck out of the way. So is anybody listening ever
had a brow lift or if you do surgery plastic surgery,
is there a coupon code?

Speaker 5 (28:36):
There might be a day I think instead of a browlift,
we talked about you getting a bleth thorope plasty.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, bleth roeplasty. That's where they take the.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Like eye lid lid, Yeah, and then they like cut
the eyelid down and then it like makes it so
the your eyelid doesn't like hang over.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
It looks like Courtney Cox.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
No, no, no, my dad got one, and I mean for
the first like, I don't know, my dad.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Should really show me.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
There's no guarantee, but but no, I mean for a
few months it was a little bit terrifying. But they
just like make an incision near your eyebrows, so your
eyebrows are a part of it, and then they just
like out the eyelid.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
No, I need my eyelids for when it's bride out. No,
no hanging.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
I feel like you're concerned about your eyebrows, but your
eyebrows are also like included in your eyelid.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Yeah, that whole section. I think that a brow lift
is not going to do what you wanted to do.
For what you're talking about, I think you do need
to do whatever that procedure is called blethero.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Plastic that sounds made up. Plan talked about this.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
On the show because some really nice person, my friend,
well somebody.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Dave shouldn't get this done. Yeah, But then we talked
to my friend Winnie who just had it done. She's
like fifty and she's she said she loved it a
plastic no kidding. And dad had it done too.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
My dad had it done. We would never call him,
he would never want to be on but he's I mean,
he can see you so much better because it's like
you said, as you like grow older, like not necessarily
your brows start to sag, but your eyelid fat.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I don't know, the like skin on.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Your eyelid, have the collagen in your face.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, well, there's no elasticity in your body anymore. Once
you turn like forty two, all the elasticity just drops
like an old rubber band.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, so I don't think an old.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Swimsuit and the cracks too like it cracks as.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
You pull it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think your brows
are falling.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
I think your eyelids are coming down over top of
your eye of sight in my.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Line, Jenny, will you do me a favor. You're near
a MacBook Pro. Can you look up blast the blasty
or blast of.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
A plastic? Okay? And I'm looking at what how much
it costs? Or will insurance? Will insurance cover? Somebody did
say can be covered by insurance?

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Somebody said what Bailey is describing can be covered by insurance.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Have it deemed medically necessary? Yeah? She was cosmetic? Looking
at your face?

Speaker 6 (31:11):
Oh Bailey, do you you said that you don't feel
like you have any obstruction though time see it's fine, right,
So that says that it would be covered by insurance
if there's vision obstruction.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
So I should lie about it like you lie on
an eye test. Like when Alison went to get her
eyes checked when she was seven. She wanted glasses so
bad she misread every letter on the eye Did that
you never did that? Allison was seven. She wanted glasses
so bad that she went to the eye doctor for
a standard vision test, got every letter wrong. The doctor
pulled me out in the hallway and said she's making
it up. Kids do it all the time. If she

(31:43):
were that bad, she would need a cane and a dog.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Yeah, she got to like do Like every other letter
or something, every letter is just like not real.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Is it a cute if you.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Don't lie about needing it and you do have to
actually pay for it. It can be anywhere from four
thousand to twelve thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Oh my god, by another motorcycle for that kind of money.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
I mean you could or you know, you could feel
good about yourself.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Bleff for plasty. It's something that you notice when you
look in the mirror. Do I notice it? I mean
kind of like in pictures and things like that.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
I think that if it's something that's going to make
you happier in your life, consider doing it. Yeah, and
lie and say that you're you just can't see it.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Show when I read the eye chart, it'll be a cute.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
No, you just say that it's in your periphery and
it's bothering you. These like I saggy eyes.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Well, it's kind of like when you get glasses for
the first time. You don't realize how bad your eyes
are until you get glasses and you put on your
first pair of glasses and you're like, boh.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Right, I didn't know what I was missing.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
And that's what my friend Winnie said, is that she
got this the surgery, this bleff Faro plasty, and she said,
oh my gosh, my life is so much better. And
she looks relatively the same, but she's like, oh, my
quality of life has gone up well.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
And that's what I'm thinking about because I want to
be able to see better because I go to a
lot of IMAX movies, so I want to be able
to see up at the top of the screen, you
know what, without lifting my chin up.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Some people are texting in too that you should get
botox browlift. It's subtle but helps keep your eyebrows lifted.
Highly recommended as a less invasive option. And you said
you've gotten botox before.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
I'm no shame in it at all. Yeah, Doctor Crushfield rip,
wonderful human. He gave me botox and it's like a
miracle eraser. It's like a Mister Clean magic eraser for
your forehead dozing.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
You should do it, Bailey, I'm going to you are
I am my first time ever?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
On Friday, Okay, give me a good recommendation for a
bleffero plasty doctor in Minnesota. Just give me her name,
give me her phone number, give me her website.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
I'm gonna find out. I'll ask my friend Winnie because
she had it done, and I'll be like, Yo, give
me your dats and then I'm gonna send it to you.
But you know what's the problem is, Dave, is that.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Six months ago, you were like, man, I got to
get a bluff furrow plasty, and now you're like, I
gotta get a browlift, and you'll never do either one,
and so in six months you'll be like, something's wrong
with my eyeballs.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I think you I hate that you know, well you.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Probably will, but I also think that you're not gonna
like the recovery because you said that your dad looked
a little cray.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Cray for a while. Well, my dad's got to be
on camera every day.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
The only thing is my dad doesn't really have eyebrows,
so the scars what he just like, they are really
really thin, So like my dad's eyebrows are tiny. So
when he got it done, the scars that they put,
like the incisions next to your eyebrows were my dad's eyebrows, so.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Oh oh god, eyeb It's kind of like when you
get a tummy tuck. You know, when you get a
tummy tuck, they remove your belly button. Oh really they do?
You ever heard that Susan had a tummy tuck because
she was not happy with the way she looked after
having two kids. She had a lot of stretch marks,
and so they basically carve out what looks like the
smile and the smile emoji. Yeah, so it's an open

(34:48):
mouth smile. They carve it out from then you take
out your belly button. They bring those two together, and
if you've got a good doctor, she'll make a beautiful
looking fake belly button. Whoa, it's true, Susan, She's belly button,
she got she's she does have one, but it's it's
an art.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
It's not it's not her real, not her really looks
like a real belly button.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
I think you'll be fine, though, because your eyebrows are
so prominent, and like, my dad's had none, so that's
why the scars looked.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Weird on him.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
My friend Winnie you can't tell because she has eyebrows too,
and your eyebrows are like browing up.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
You know they are.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Thanks Van a couple of text messages. My dad drives
for FedEx and he had to get one because the
camera in his truck kept detecting that he is sleeping
because his eyebrows hanging down so low. And then there's
a couple of different recommendations. So thank you for that.
I will check into it, or.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Will I yes, gosh darn it, you know what I
will because I think it's it's kind of interesting.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Really should because I want to see what your face
is going to look like. Just do it for me
because I have.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, do it? Thank you, Bailey. All right, thanks for
all the recommendations. If you know one, let me know.
We're gonna do pick your two Get Tuesday again in
fifteen minutes on KDWB. Do you want to do lyrics shuffle?
Do you want to play a song? Do you want
to do a little Dave's Dirt?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
What should we do? We just I think we should
do a quick Dave's Dirt.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Just because you know we have Timer and Lammers sure
hanging out with us for.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
You se shirt. Let's do Dave's Dirt on KDWB from
Hollywood right to your radio. It's Dave's Dirt on kd.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
W B celebrity dine and Dash. This time it's Robert
Irwin dine and Dash.

Speaker 7 (36:29):
They got the salad super fast. I made sure, I said,
heine absolutely. Everyone cheers, Thanks so much, have a good night,
see you later. And then the next morning I wake
up and realize I never paid for my salad. I
just did the old dine and Dash, and I didn't
even realize i'd done it.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I felt terrible. I can see doing that. It's like
you go in, it's like, oh my god, Robert Irwin,
can I get a selfie? And you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
kind kind kind and then you forget to pay, and
then you leave, and then everybody goes, God, what a douche.
She didn't even think he had to pay. Then you
feel terrible.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
The next day, I speaking of some surgery. There is
hearsay that Simone Biles got a boob job.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
So we know Simone.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Biles because she's the best gymnast in the world, like
the best athlete in the world. And when you're like
a gymnast, obviously you're made of muscle. You do a
lot of flips and stuff and so pretty much you're
kind of flat. So now she's got she's toting some
boobies all around some like Tropical Island, and she looks great.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
She looks great. So if she did go for you grow,
they look great. So I've been binginging Love Island.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
However, I'm still only on episode ten and I guess
there's thirty one that are out so far, and they're
like hour long episodes, so it's a commitment to watch this.
But recently, one of the main contestants, the people on
in Sierra or Taga, exited because a bunch of anti
Asian slurs came out that people exposed from her social media.
She hasn't come out with a statement about that yet,

(37:51):
but Ariano Maddox, who is the host of the show,
did kind of come at people because she's like, dude,
you need to like lead these contestants alone. I mean, yes,
you need to hold people accountable for their actions. But
people are so mean to the contestants online Love Island,
just going in on them on social media, and so
Ariana was like, remember that these are.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Real people, Like people forget that. Yeah they do.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
But yeah, so I'm we're all waiting for Sira to
probably come out with that apology and say I was
young and dumb, which is probably what it'll be because
I mean, these contestants are all like twenty three years old.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, though how old is the she was like, I
was young and dumb.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
You can't see any of those I haven't seen the
actual things that she posted.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I'll do some research.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
I mean, because I was playing young and dumb when
I was like fifteen and I said things that I
definitely shouldn't have said. But it was also two thousand
and five, and it was like I was actually much
younger versus her being like if she says it, oh,
I was young and dumb, Like when when when's young
four years ago?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Like we were still kind of living in the same
sort of world forty years ago.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Yes, right, And also like she was on the show
and it was airing and she didn't even know people
were attacking her online, and then they started attack in
her family, so she didn't even know this was happening
because they don't have access to like outside world informations.
And then I think the producers kicked her off the show,
but her parents had to put out a statement being like, hey,
we like know our daughter messed up, but please stop

(39:15):
being so mean. There's like threats coming into the wow Nis.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Alex Cooper from the Call of Daddy podcast got booed
at a Cubs game because she she just sings terribly
and it was it was planned, but it was so bad.

Speaker 10 (39:27):
Alex Scooper, all right, Daddy gang and Cubs fans, are
you ready.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
You've never seen something like this before?

Speaker 5 (39:37):
On one, on two, on three, plan to be.

Speaker 10 (39:45):
Bad, on to the cry and cry good jack.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Booze everywhere. I just think there's a time and place
for everything.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
That's her delivery though on her podcast it's very laughy
like that.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
That's her delivery.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
That's how she interviews people a lot, and that's a
really serious podcast. But so that doesn't surprise me. But
she did do like overly mocking of the music. That's
what I'm saying, you guys, Dave, give me your version
of taking out to the well.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
It's funny.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I actually did that one time at a minor league. No,
it was a it was a spring league in Phoenix,
and they said, hey, Dave, you're a radio DJ, come
out seeing take me out the ball game.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I got nervous. I forgot the lyrics and I got
booed thing.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I got to take me out to the ball game,
Take me out to the game or something like that.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I got bo let me take you got a little
baseball going over the words for what We're just like karaoke. Yeah,
I don't remember that happened in Jenny. That's here. Say
that is here.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
But the baseball fans are nuts, and if you get
that wrong, they will hate you for it. So it
is true. That is the dirt brought to you by
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another chance to win everything from Lil Wayne to Maroon

(41:21):
five to Megan Trainer, Jonas Brothers, Big Time Rush. Hang
on for that, but we'll do lyric shuffle coming up next.
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