7am Hour - Miley Cyrus Montage

We play HR Violation or Not, someone has a Miley Cyrus montage during No Phone Screener Friday and more.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Katie w B Happy Friday Morning. Bailey's not here today.
She's doing her annual twenty mile charity walk where she
loves to walk. She like walks every day, but this
time she's like raised a little money for like a
theater group, fringe theater something local theaters. So she's off
today and she's starting to walk a little bit later.
You can follow the progress of this at Bailey on air.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
She does like a full rundown of everything that's going on,
like how much she's sweating or not sweating, what kind
of fun creature she's passed, if there's something on the trail.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
And then she goes and has one solid beer and goes.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Home and then goes home, so she talks to a brewery.
Fo why not follow her later? I got a big day.
I'm going to see Paul McCartney tonight at us Bank Stadium.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
And she just made me realize that my plans are ruined.
Why because of you and everyone who likes Paul McCartney.
I was planning on getting dinner downtown tonight with some girlfriends,
but I did not realize that it was the Paul
McCartney concert tonight.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
So that is Yeah, we thought about getting dinner first.
We're going to go over to the Hoyts for dinner,
and I think we tried to make a reservation and
they were full. So I said, you know what, we
don't need dinner. We'll get something to eat at the
at the stadium, or we'll eat before we go. I said,
you know what, that's enough excitement for one night is
the Paul McCartney concert. I don't need to go to
a like a dinner at Hoyts or Balluto or somewhere.

(01:21):
We saw him in Boston about three ish years ago,
and it's funny. My favorite story about this is when
he came to Target Field ten ish years or so ago.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
We said, it's Paul McCartney.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Let's bust open the piggy bank and get front row tickets.
We were in the front row, but we were so
far off to the right side that it really was
technically front row up against the chain link fence. But
he was so far over to our left that we
had to crane our next to see him. In the meantime,
Tina used to work on the show. She bought eighty
four dollars tickets up in the like the third deck

(01:59):
and then Paul McCartney's people goes up in the third
deck to find energetic, attractive young people to put in
the front ten rows for Paul McCartney, because Paul McCartney
wants people that stand up and dance and sing along,
not a bunch of old farts who sit there with
their hands.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Folded on their lap.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
And that's usually what front rows are at concerts, rich
old people that are too burned out and jaded to
get up and dance, which is crazy. So yeah, and
so Paul doesn't want those people in the front row.
So Tina and her friends get to sit in like
the fourth row after spending eighty four dollars on a ticket, yeah,
with a direct views.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
And so I'm like, I spent many many times more
than that to get in the front rows.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
So then you said arms crossed, like.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You know, I know, you know what I should have,
but I did not at at Paul McCarty.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
It's a beatle.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
He's a beatle and there's only there's only two of
them left, and he was one of the main beatles. Anyway,
let's get you another concert in law Angele's Sabrina Carpenter
get a keyword for you to use on the talkback
feature on the iHeartRadio app. Open that up and just
say the keyword is busy, and that's really all get

(03:12):
to do. The keyword is busy, and then you are
set to go. We do this every thirty minutes on
Katie WB. Each time you do this, get you another
entry into a drawing for a trip to La with
your friend hotel and take us to Sabrina Carpenter show
coming up. I want to say in December, it doesn't matter,
we'll figure it out.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
You'll move things around.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
If you've got like a kid's birthday party that day
in the neighborhood, you can probably not go, So we'll
get to get that worked out for you. The keyword
is busy. Would you date yourself? Why wouldn't you date yourself?
We were talking about this the other day. It's like
I told Jenny, I said, I'm quite a catch, and

(03:55):
you said, I think you differed with me a little bit.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Well, no, not necessarily that.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think we were just kind of having discussion of
like what quality is about ourselves? Would we not fully
enjoy enough to not date ourselves? But I think you
and I both agreed that we would each date ourselves,
Like I would date myself, You would date yourself, Yeah,
but there's got to be something about us that we
would see as like, Eh, I wouldn't really like that.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Mine is I'd probably like to stay home a little
bit too much. I'm a little bit of a homebody. Yeah,
And if I dated a homebody, that was okay with that.
But if she was like wanted to go out, like
let's go to the lookout and dance, I'd be like,
you go to the lookout and dance. I'm staying home
and watching documentaries on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
At least it real with yourself. Yeah, what about you, Jenny?
Why would you not date yourself?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
So I think for me, it's the fact that I
am like independent to a fault, and so I think
I would get mixed signals as someone dating me because
it's like, I don't want to hang out with you
all the time. I'm not going to text you constantly
because I just don't need to. So I think that
someone dating me might think like, oh, she's not that
interested or is she dating someone else? But really it's

(05:00):
just like, nah, I'm just at home doing a project
and I don't feel like talking to anyone. And I
don't want to like hangout, so I think that would
be it. Whereas I would take that as if I
was dating someone and be like, oh, they don't.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Like me, they like, yeah, they want to hang out. Okay, Von,
why would you not date yourself?

Speaker 5 (05:14):
I think because I'm too insecure isn't the word, but
like I need constant reassurance, which is weird because I
think I'm a great lover in the sense that I
can always reassure Alyssa, my girlfriend, that she's doing good
and that you know, whether it's about her or us.
But I just don't feel like I can give that
to myself, if that makes because I'm hard on myself.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's just so weird about So you're too insecure about
my own self? You would need constant reassurance that you're
like good enough, smart enough.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Not need it, but like I'd very much appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
What reassurance that you that your partner likes you, or
that just in everything and everything?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Okay, yeah, that's exhausting.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah much, but I can do I can give that
to my girlfriend Alyssa great, she makes it easy, but
I don't know that i'd be able to do it
for myself.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I think one thing about me is I'm drama free.
I don't like any kind of drama or like, why
did you say that? I'm like, just chip, calm down.
I think that I'm really good at telling women to
calm down, and they really appreciate that, because when a
man tells a woman to calm down, she goes, oh,
I didn't realize I needed to calm down, Thank you sir.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
And then in your sleep we stand over you with
a knife.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yes, I know? Why is that? Why that is? Why
would you not date yourself? I'm just curious.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
All right, We'll be back in a second, one hour
commercial free. We're gonna have Boo Batch tickets. We're gonna
play a little game called HR Violation or Not, and
then we got no phone screener Friday. A lot of
stuff coming up next on kdubub on The Dave Ryan Show.
Plus you can watch it on YouTube Dave Ryan TV.
Just search Dave Ryan TV and check out War the

(06:44):
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Ryan Show on TikTok and you can see the videos
behind War of the Rose can'ty Friday, It's kd WB
hope you had a good good plans for the web
about big plans for the weekend, even if your plan
is to do nothing but sit around and watch college
football in your underpants.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, I have big plans on Sunday if you want
to come hang out with me, because I'm going to
be at Mystic Lake at the Hop House. I'm hosted
on a Vikings watch party the games at noon they
play the Eagles, and I'm going to be giving away
a bunch of like Vikings prize packs with some merchant
stuff and then Boo Bash tickets. So Boo Bash is
also happening at Mystic. So come hang out with me.
I'll be their Sunday games at noon.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, I mean wow, we got a lot of stuff
going on. You do a new thing fun this weekend.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Tonight I'm going to probably go to jack O Lander Spectacular,
which is I think it puts a light show right
at Minnesota Zoo.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
It's a big light show trying to get into. And
then I haven't talked about this.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
My girlfriend Alysta is nominated for an Emmy for she
works at Carol Livin for directing a broadcast.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
So tomorrow is that that's wait tomorrow is what the
Emmy Awards. Oh are you going to the Emmy ceremony?

Speaker 5 (07:46):
And funny enough, I'm almost positive it's at Mystic Lake tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh really so yeah, that's tomorrow night.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
I've just been so proud of her for all the
hard work and everyone at Caro Levin is doing so.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
That is really cool.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I'm going to Paul McCartney tonight, and I'm going to
Colorado tomorrow early morning.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
To just kind of hang out.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I always have the dilemma whether to like see my
sisters because I love them, but at the same time,
it's it's an ordeal, you know, because Donna doesn't.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Pay for everything.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I pay for everything. They don't have two dimes to
rub together, so I pay for everything. My sister Sharon's
birthday is Tuesday, and we're not super close. But at
the same time, you know, you got to stay in
touch with your siblings. And Donna doesn't drive, so I
have to drive all the way across town, pick up Donna,
and then I get a driver all the way back home.
I don't know as far as going for dinner, where

(08:36):
do you think we're going?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I forget. I know that it's something sane restaurant. Is
it Crocker Barrel?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
No, come on, you know where we go. It's where
everybody goes with their red lobster, red lobster. It's the
family favorite. It has been ever since I was a kid.
It used to be fine dining practically, used to be
like dark with candle lights and a grand piano player
in the corner, and now it's like a zoo in there.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Well there's actual lobsters. I thought that's what made it
boogie back in the day. Yeah, they have a lobster
take out front. I just like they still, I think so,
I think so anyway, I don't know. We'll see what happens.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
A little game here, because we love games on KWB
and this is like a little just a little feature
called HR violation or not. So we are talking about
like I was tickling vont yesterday because you know it's
adorable and Gucci Guccio and I'm like, I guess I
better stop that because that could be an HR violation
very much.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
So.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, so we've got John on the phone, who was
an HR like a senior HR director something like that.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
John, Yeah, we'll call it that and at at.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
At a large tech company that we've all heard of,
but we won't say what it is, Okay, John, First
of all, to get to know you a little bit.
You were referenced by Tony who was on the show
here and you, and Tony is like, he's like the
he's funnier than any of.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Us on the show.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
We don't have him on too oftener we not have jobs.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yeah, so I'm surprised Tony still has a job.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
You're his HR manager, aren't you.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I Oh, okay, all right, Tony's in there every day.
It's like, what I just took my pants off. That's
all I That's all I did. All right, John, I'm
I'm gonna run some scenarios by you, because you know,
people will come to you once in a while and
be like, hey, John, I have a problem with, you know,
Maggie over an accounting and Maggie keeps, you know, like
I don't know, smoking crack on the job, and I'm

(10:29):
not happy with that one. So so let's start off
with a mild one here. HR violation or not. Let's
say you work with somebody who wears way too much
colone and you can't walk into their studio. I mean
their office without being just belted in the nose with
the with you know, whatever colonne they're wearing. Is that
something that I can come to you to do anything about?

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Font I mean, John, Okay, so surprisingly this one is
pretty typical. The short answer is no, this one's not
going to be a PAUL violated. Your company could have
a hygiene standard clause in it, so that's definitely something
to look into. But what we are going to do
is we're gonna get von some help.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Oh, I didn't name anybody. I didn't name anybody is hypothetical.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
Hypothetical absolutely, so we can change the name to Laura.
But we're gonna get Laura some help here because we
don't need ten sprays. We probably don't even need five.
We are going to Laura down with Laura and share
some feedback to see if we can find a better
way forward with maybe one or two sprays. But at
the end of the day, it's probably not going to

(11:37):
be a policy violation, not an HR violation.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Jenny, give John, he's an HR director. Is this an
HR violation?

Speaker 6 (11:45):
All right?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
John? Well, I'm gonna name names.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Dave brought his lovely dog Bernie into the studio because
we were doing some bit with Bernie one day and
when Bernie was hanging out he pooped, and Dave all
of a sudden just like looked away and pretended like
he didn't see that his dog just took a big, huge,
smelly dump in the studio and was hoping someone else
would clean it up.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Is that an HR violation?

Speaker 6 (12:08):
This is a problem. You know, bringing bringing your dog
to the office is highly encouraged, at least where I
come from. I will say bathroom breaks are covered by
federal laws, so Osha state law. That good stuff, you know,
very important that we're using our bathroom time now for
a dog and not cleaning it up. Yeah, this is

(12:30):
this is significant. I'm gonna say, probably a final written
warning when we're talking about a violation.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, by the way, totally fictionalized story that never ever happened.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yet at least right, John, tell me if this is
an HR violation or not.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
If I tell Jenny because I was trying to find
extra side cash. If I tell Jenny that I have
a job for her, but then we go downstairs for
said job and three guys throw up blankets over our
head and tell us to get in a van.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Is that an HR violation or not?

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Is it an HR violation to kidnap them?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Well, I'm potato, potato, Yeah, I'm I'm sending her on
a job.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
We're both getting in the van. I'm trying to help
her out.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
Honestly. From an HR policy, you're probably clear here, but
I would expect to call from the FBI.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, okay, all right? HR violation or not. And this
actually came to mind a few years ago during a meeting.
I was sitting next to a woman and she had
very beautiful hands, and I almost said to her, you
have really pretty hands, And then I thought, I don't

(13:36):
want this to turn into anything. So if I was
next to a woman in a meeting here at iHeartRadio
and I said, you have very pretty hands, would that
be an HR violation?

Speaker 6 (13:45):
It is okay to compliment people in the workplace, but
this is one with a very fine line. I would
suggest that we're going to err on the side of
caution here and keep any comments about people's appearance to ourselves.
But at the end of the day, who doesn't love
a nice little compliment as long as you're not pushing
that too far and not the key I think you

(14:07):
understand this is if they say don't do that or stop,
we're all in agreement that that's where we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Okay, if they express a displeasure with that video, So.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Dave's doing it for a compliment. What if I'm doing
this out of caution and I tell them that is
cleavage is showing? Is that HR violation or not?

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Well, I think you've got to be careful there too,
on the terminology you use. But as I said with
von Or, I mean, Laura, you know this has helped people,
helping people.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Right, I'm trying to encourage him to put the cleavage away.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
What if out of it like this is a funny
joke that I do because I'm a funny guy.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
You know this.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
We're talking to an HR director and I tell Jenny
as a funny guy, I say something like, hey, where
are you going, you big fat bitch? And that what
is it? Pattle bet? And I do that as a
funny joke. Is that an HR violation?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Not all hypothetical?

Speaker 6 (14:51):
By the way, Well, it's interesting because if you're making
a comment about that towards the conditions in your workplace,
towards the manager, you'd actually surprised how many things you're
protected for there, but that would be crossed.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Really.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, that's funny because that was actually on my list
of questions there, So I'm glad you covered that one.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Dave.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
All right, I have another one, so you know, iHeartRadio here.
We don't have a big budget, so we're pretty low
on pens pretty often, and Bailey always steals my pens
and when I ask for it back, she's like, no,
this one's mine. Is that an HR violation or not?
That she's always taking my pen and then I do
not have a utensil.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
To write with.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Well, hopefully your workplace has a comprehensive investigation procedure because
stealing pens is you know, a significant workplace problem. No,
I think this one's probably going to be a you know,
conversation around respecting people's privacy. So if it is an
HR violation, it's not going to be a significant one.
But again, stealing not cool.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Stealing not cool.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
We got it. I'll give you one more if I
invite everybody except one person in this office to my
holiday party, but just because I don't know their name,
is that an HR violation or not?

Speaker 6 (16:10):
You're a horrible person, but it is not a yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Way to leave her out, everybody, well, way to sugarcoat it.
You're a horrible I just don't know their name.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
You don't remember Bailey's name.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
It's Bailey.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
You could always ask too.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
That's too much work, John, Thank you for all you do.
We appreciate you, and I think we've all learned something
here on HR violation or not one squirt, we'll do it. Jinny,
you're a fat old bitch, So thank you John.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Thanks, don thank you John.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
All Right, in a couple of minutes here we're gonna
get your boo bashed tickets on KATWB. But right now
we're gonna do Vaunce feel Good Friday on kt W
b wh just a little something, some good news because
Vince usually stirned the pot and he's a nice young man,
this time bringing in some good news.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Apparently I'm a horrible person.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
I love this story from my home state, New Jersey,
and eighty year old grandma became the oldest person to
finish what they call the Ironman World Championship in Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
So it's a two point four miles swim if you've
never heard of it, A one hundred and twelve mile
bike ride and then a full last marathon.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Her name is Natalie.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
She finished it in sixteen hours and forty five minutes.
If you look her up or look up Ironman World Championship,
there's video of her. It looks like she's on What's
the show Wipeout, Oh coll American Ninja Warrior doing everything.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
And the craziest part is that two things.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
One, she didn't learn how to swim until she was
fifty nine and she's now eighty. So if you ever
think that you can't do it Bailey, because Bailey can't swim,
there's still time. And the cutoff to beat the to
do the championship a seventeen hours, so she was just
short of fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Oh my gosh, that is so amazing.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I met someone at a triathlon I did, and she
didn't start doing Ironman until she was like fifty I think,
and she was I think in her upper sixties at
that point.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
So good for you, man, I mean.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
You could like you could be a couch potato your
whole life, and then all of a sudden one day
at fifty, you're like, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Do an iron Man.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Well I'm not an athlete. I'd never heard of the
iron Man world. I mean, that's probably why, but I
didn't know that I can go do the iron Man.
I don't know there was a thing, David, you heard
of it?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Oh yeah, I've heard of it.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Sure, Yeah, iron Man's. There's lots of iron Man's, all right. Yeah,
there's like a different a lot of different ones. But
that is one thing that I would never. I can't,
I could never.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
I would die, that is serie. How long was the run?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Did they say it's a full marathon?

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, so it's a full.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Marathon, two and a half miles, swim and then a
bike ride two.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
One hundred and twelve mile bike ride. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yes, she wasn't the winner of the whole thing. The
winner was, of course. I'm twenty six year old. But
she was the oldest person to finish it, which is phenomenal.
I'd rather hold that record, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
You're never too old until you are. Now.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Remember that you're never too old until you are, because
one day you will be too old. But right now
you're fine. She'll go do it for now before you
are too old. All right, let's get into the Dirt
right ahead of no Phone Screen or Friday.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Ryan Show one on one point three kd WB.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I'll handle this story each time in the dirt because
I'm probably one of the few people on the show
who really care that much. Ace Freeley was the lead
guitar player for Kiss. He was one of the founding
members and they would break up and they'd get back together.
And the first concert that I ever saw was Kiss,
and I was seventeen years old and a little chicken

(19:28):
farm boy from the Sticks in Colorado.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
It blew my mind.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Ah Freeley was seventy four years old. He fell and

(20:00):
hit his head a couple of weeks ago and he
never recovered, and then they put him he had a
brain bleed. They put him on life support and it
didn't look like he was recovered. So it's seventy four
years old. Sadly, they took him off life support and
Ace Freeley rip.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
So Taylor Swift is kind of in some hot water
right now because of a necklace she had put out
that has now been pulled. Basically, she was selling an
opal lighte necklace, which is one of her new songs
on her new album, and a lot of people said
that the chain had these series of lightning bolts that
they thought resembled Hitler's SS Death Squad, So very quickly

(20:34):
her PR team got in there and was like, yeah,
we're going to take this off. But this isn't the
first time that she's been not so buttoned up. Back
in twenty twenty four, she seemingly ignored the legendary Celine
Dion and accepting the Album of the Year Grammy, and
that summer, she waited nearly two weeks before addressing the
cancelation of her Vienna, Austria concerts due to some terrorism concerns.

(20:55):
So there's been some other times where she's gotten in
a little bit of trouble. But yeah, I mean I
looked at the next the lightning bolts. It's not like
two lightning bolts next to each other. It's they're like
one on the chain. But then if you put the
chain close together, then yeah, it looks a little bit weird.
I think, in my opinion, I think it's exaggerated.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
And I think it's absolutely ridiculous. It is a harmless
necklace where you're taking something from nature that have been
around for years and making something that you're offended by.
Ye so it's just I don't even get it. It's
just silly.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
White Boy of the Year Timothy shallow May Woo, He's
just won. Last night, Anthony Edwards from the Minnesota Timberwolves.
He did some weird online award show and the competitors
for White Boy of the Year were Adam Sandler, Tom Cruise,
Pat McAfee, Mister Beast, and Timothy shallow May. And I
do think Timothy Shalla May has earned that title.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
I think he deserved it too.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
When I saw the top five, I thought that he
definitely deserved it, but I watched like the videos of
him earning it. He's often like Budapest filming a movie
or something right now, and they like zoom called him
to give a the hotter and stuff. And I'll read
what he wrote on his Instagram after he won.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
He says, please, you can.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Get lost in the sauce, but without sauce you are lost.
That being said, I promise to cherish this award and
do good, inspiring generations of white boys to come to
be entirely delusional about their identity in place within the world.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
So he was really funny about it.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
I think all the contestants Adam Sandler, Pat McAfee to
Tom Cruise and missed a beast. I think they were
decent because they all had good things going on this year.
But come on, he's shollow me. Yeah, you know it
makes sense.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Okay, we're gonna do no phone screen or Friday coming
up in a few minutes. You want to start calling in,
you can call now six five to one, nine eight
nine KD double ub. Get you on the radio to
talk about whatever you want. And we're going back to
rules because last week we did no rules. So the
rules are you got to be at least sixteen years old.
You cannot plug your event or you can't plug your
You can't do a shout out because we'll do shout

(22:52):
outs another time. Clearly, you can't swear. We suggest you
have a plan because a lot of people are like
surprised they get on the radio. They're like, oh, didn't
expect you to answer. But other than that, is there
any of the rules that I'm missing here? I don't
think so said sixteen and older. Yeah, obviously don't curse. No,
I think that's everything.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
And then if you break any of those rules, we
do have a special sound effects for you and right
after that, you'll be immediately booted off the phone into
the depths of Cottage Grove.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
We have a keyword quick that will give you for
Sabrina Carpenter as well. So we've been doing this for
a little bit. You probably know how it goes. But
if you go to the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app,
you just need to speak into the little red microphone.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
The keyword is tears this time.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
And you're entered in for a trip to for two
to see Sabrina Carpenter in La So get in there,
get on the talkback feature and say tears.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
The keyword is tears, and that's really all you need
to do. Quick shout out happy birthday Hunter on Sunday
from your mama. And also there is another one. Can
I get a shout out for Rito Burrito on his
first birthday?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
That's what they said, And so there's your shout. There's
just a messenger.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Let's get into no phone Screener Friday on Katie wob
We'll start answering the phones right now. We just keep
ringing because we don't pick them up in advance. When
we pick you up, you are live on the radio,
so let it ring, ring, ring, and we'll get started
right now on no phone screen or Friday and see
how it goes. Hello, you're on the radio. What's your name?

Speaker 6 (24:26):
My name is Megan.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Hi, Megan, what's up?

Speaker 6 (24:28):
Hi? So here's a hill that I will die on.
When you're boarding a plane, and when you're getting off
a plane, it shouldn't be front to back. It's feet
back front.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Okay, do I get that?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Because the back should be filled first and then there's
less congestion in the aisle. They actually used to do that, Megan,
in the flight industry, and it turned out that it
didn't work. And I don't know why it didn't work,
but it didn't work.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
Okay, darn, Okay, well, no darn.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
They used to be they will said. They used to say,
you can hear the announcements if you're probably over forty
years old. They would say something like, uh, we'll start
bar boarding the rear of the aircraft first, because it
makes sense because if you board the front, then all
the people in the back can't get to the back.
But for whatever reason, people are just dumb when it
comes to getting on an airplane and they're putting, here's

(25:20):
what my hill that you should die. I'm going to
die on Do not put your computer bag or your
backpack in the overhead, you dumb ass. Yeah, put it
underneath the seat in front of you.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
All right, Dave Bryan's gonna come in, grab your computer
bag and be like, who is it.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
I've been known to do that.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Let's put this under your seat.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
I've been known to do that.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Don't put it in the overhead, but also don't put
it in the baggage the check bag, like anything valuable
to you.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Keep it on you.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, I would agree with that.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
No phone screen for Friday. You're up next? What is
your name?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Hey, I'm calling from northern Wisconsin.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Good morning, Zach. What's on your mind?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (25:52):
So I just turned twenty nine a couple of days ago,
wondering if you.

Speaker 8 (25:55):
Guys have any tips or words of wisdom to enjoy
the last year of my twenties.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Them of thirty stretch, stretch.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Come on, you're twenty four.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
And I need to start now.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I mean, I think that when you turn thirty, you're
going to realize that it's just yet another year. However,
I don't know, go a little wild, go a little crazy.
We had a funeral from my twenties. When I turned thirty,
did you here on the radio?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
We did?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
You were on vacation.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
You guys all did like a speech and you even
like sent one in recorded.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
So maybe that would be fun.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
You could have a little funeral for your twenties to
celebrate your thirtieth.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Cool, Yeah, I would try to get your body count
up to thirty to celebrate your thirtieth birthday.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
And that's just an idea, Zach. You don't know what
it's at yet.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Don't wait beyond.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
That it might be okay, good luck and and happy birthday, Katie.
You beat no phone screen or Friday? What's your name?

Speaker 4 (26:48):
J Jen? What's up?

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (26:52):
I'm a nurse inductor and I just wanted to tell
people to stop doing photok the slippillar at home and
ciy is super scary. And then when you come to
us to pay something, we're not going to do it
for you because you already rested up yourself.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
So so I can understand this. Can you order this
stuff and then inject it yourself? Or you talking about
your friend Lisa does it at home and you're are
you talking about what? When you say di I y,
what do you mean?

Speaker 8 (27:22):
People are ordering it from Korea, not even knowing what
their scenes and instructing it.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
Help.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Okay, So then they try to do a fat filler
or a wrinkle remover or whatever, and then they inject
the like something into their face and then they come
to you with something that looks like a big knot
on their head.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Lord. Yeah, okay, that's some good advice. Don't do it yourself.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Okay? No phone screen or Friday on KTWB. What's your name?

Speaker 7 (27:48):
My name is Kimberly.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
What's up, Kimberly.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
I'm a vet check and I just wanted to make
sure everybody was aware that it's Beteck Appreciation Week. Yeah,
got out to your vestine.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
I so appreciate vets and vet text because they you know,
you love your pets, and you go in and they
can't speak for themselves. You get to speak for them,
and you vet text are just always like most of them,
and you probably get tired of fussing over everybody's pet,
but you always make and I say you is in general,
you always make my pet feel special, even though you're

(28:20):
probably tired and cranky. You want to go home and
drink a bottle of Lambrusco.

Speaker 7 (28:24):
You know, Oh my gosh, I appreciate it. Yeah, especially because,
like the vet text, we're technically like the nurses of
the clinic, and I feel like we don't get the
appreciation that like that we deserve too, because we know
a lot, but I feel like people don't realize so.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Well, we realize that and thank you very much. All Right,
it is katiewb. No phone screen your Friday. What's your name?

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Hi David, Jeff?

Speaker 7 (28:49):
How are you doing?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Hey Jeff, I'm doing well? What about you?

Speaker 6 (28:51):
Good? Can I do a Miley Cyrus montage?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Okay, didn't expect this, but you know what, you never
know what's going to happen. Let's do it, Jeff.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
I can now see that dream on dream and there's
the voice inside my head says you'll never reach it.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
What the hell's going on here?

Speaker 6 (29:10):
I can't like the reck bar.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
This is I love this, This is why.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
And I want to party in the US.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
This is why radio stations screen their phone calls. I
want to take a minute off stop and we won't up.

Speaker 6 (29:25):
Okay, get the best the world, mix it up together.
Uh huh, you know you get the best of both worlds.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
People ask us go ahead, can I Jeff? That was wonderful,
totally unexpected. I'm not sure what you're on, but I
want to listen. Really, Joe, Jeff, are you still there?

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Listen close Jeff and see if it sounds like I'm
hanging up. Okay, just listen and see does it? Did
it sound like I did it? Sound like I did it?

Speaker 4 (29:53):
My favorite segment is this this every.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Week no Phone's going a Friday, because people wait all
week and then wait weeks to do these things and then,
by chance hope that they still get through when we
do it.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Jeff, I love you for doing that. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
The best call will get all day, no phone screen
or Friday. Hi, what's your name?

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
What's up? Angie?

Speaker 6 (30:14):
I was wondering, do you guys have a funny first
date story that you can remember?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I have that kind of weird one. Okay, Okay.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
So I'm out to dinner with somebody and at the time,
I was actually interning on the morning show and this
guy and I are having conversation. He's very engaged in
the conversation, but as I'm talking about morning show stuff,
he whips out a tiny little notepad he had in
his pocket and starts taking notes about what I was saying,
and he's like, I hope you don't mind. I'm just like,
this is really interesting to me, and so he starts
taking notes, and then he wanted to give me a

(30:48):
ride on his motorcycle. So we walked the two blocks
to his motorcycle, even though I lived across the street
from the restaurant, so he could take me on a
little ride. And I did not die. So that's the
good news of all of this.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, I don't have anything that tops that. I fell
asleep one time during that, but we were we rented
Purple Rain to watch it, and I fell asleep on
our first date, and she was very pissed because she
couldn't wait for me to see Purple Rain. So they're terrible.
No phone screener, Friday, you're up next. What's your name?

Speaker 6 (31:16):
It's er?

Speaker 4 (31:19):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (31:21):
Teacher?

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Nightmare? Okay, okay, you got We're ready. I'm a teacher
And I woke up screaming last night because man, this night's.

Speaker 8 (31:31):
Be the third night in a row.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
That I've had a dream that my class is trying
to kill me.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Oh no, what grade do you teach?

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Eighth grade?

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Ninth grade.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
They're very hellish, and they are they're hellish, and they're unpredictable.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
I was the substitute teacher for literally like a month,
and I did a lot of kindergarten classes, which was fine.
They're just very needy obviously becuse they're so young. So
I was like, let me switch it up and I
went to ninth grade. Gosh, I would rather do anything.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Else, Juniper.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
It sounds like you're means that you're feeling overwhelmed and
stressed by your teaching responsibilities, or it could be a
manifestation of a fear of failing at your job.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
One of the two. Do you feel like that fits?
Oh my gosh, yeah, yeah, Okay, well, gosh. I hope
you have bet our dreams tonight.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
The thing is, I will tell you we all have
dreams about work. I'm gonna guess if you're an architect
or a dentist, or you like you know you work
on solar panels, you probably everybody. We have dreams that
here that like, I have a dream last night that
a bit is just not going well and it's getting
worse and worse and worse. You can't stop it, and
I just go and then I finally decide I'm just

(32:35):
gonna wake up because this bit is not getting any better.
All right, this bit is doing I think it's doing. Okay,
no boasting on Friday. You're up next. What's your name?

Speaker 6 (32:44):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm Abby?

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Bye?

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Abby? What's up?

Speaker 7 (32:47):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
If you guys were characters from the movie Inside Out,
what emotions would you guys be? Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:53):
So, do you want do you know which ones there are?
Do you want to listen to? Because Dave hasn't seen
the movie?

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Okay, there's like, let's see here, joy, anxiety, like anger.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Sadness, envy, disgusted, which means you're just like cool.

Speaker 7 (33:10):
For random one you could just lift off.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
That's just you.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Is there a flabbergasted one, because I'm motion time flabbergasted.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
There's a disgust one?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Why not, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Disgusted flabbergasted, which it means I'm surprised at everything that
I see going around me and I can't understand it.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, that's a good one for right now.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Flabergasted.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Mine would definitely be anxiety.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
I think I'm with you, either that or fear. Just
I'm such an overthinker.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
What would yours be?

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Probably anxiety.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, anxiety.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Try being flabbergasted.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
It's a lot more fun, right, I bet.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, because you just look around and you go, what
in the is going on here? No phone screen for Friday?

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Hello? What's your name?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Hi Suzanne? What's up?

Speaker 7 (33:58):
Well?

Speaker 8 (33:59):
So I I'm a grandma. I don't know if I've shared
that before, but I'm a grandma and I love every
minute of it. And last weekend was my youngest granddaughter's
first birthday, so I got the lucky honor of being
passed with getting all of the cupcakes and everything, and
we did a really fun Smores cupcake and an Apple
cider cupcake. And it got me to thinking about favorite cakes,

(34:21):
and so I wanted to know what are your favorite kinds?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
I love? This is so random? Yeah okay, I would say.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Probably like a German chocolate cake or no, change my mind,
carrot cake.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Final answer, what is German chocolate like? Rich dark chocolate?

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Okay, yeah, but I'm changing my mind carrot cake.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
My favorite is an ice cream cake, hands down, love
an ice cream cake.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
For my birthday, my girlfriend Alyssa made me. It's a
Max and Ruby cake. Have you've ever seen the show
half of its strawberry and is decorated all nice. And
then the other half the kid made its chocolate, but
it has like worms and strawberries on it.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
So half chocolate, half strawberry. Okay, what about you, Susanne.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
Mine, You know there's something wrong with a good consetti cake.
But yeah, I like this spice cake or like a
carrot cake. I'm kind of with you on that one.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Name.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, spice carrot cake delicious. Thank you, Suzanne, You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Y bye.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
All right, let's do a couple of more. No phone
screener Friday. What's your name, Stacey? What's up Stacey?

Speaker 6 (35:22):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (35:23):
I just wanted to give a We went to Boo
Bash last year, my.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
Wife and I and we had the best best time ever,
So we appreciate all that you guys.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
I remember you and your wife.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
You two got into a fight with a bouncer and
you hit the bouncer upside the head with an eighteen
hundred tequila bottle?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Was that you?

Speaker 6 (35:42):
That's how do you know?

Speaker 4 (35:43):
I remember? No, are you going to Boo Bash this year?

Speaker 6 (35:47):
We haven't won yet?

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Well you just won.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
You won. I'm gonna get your tickets right now. Okay,
I'm gonna get you and your wife.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
You're the only one, because now a bunch of people
are gonna start calling and think that they get tickets.
You're the only one for no phones going to Friday.
We got a that we're giving away in like twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Minutes.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Yeah, that is amazing.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
I appreciate you, guys, We appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Stay on hold, and that's going to wrap it up
for no phone screen or Friday on KD WUB. So yeah,
we're gonna give away Boo Bash tickets coming up in
a little bit. But right now, we got something really cool.
There's a new place in town. It's called It's there's
a name for it. But the sport is called foling,
which is a combination of football and bowling.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
And it's just like a.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Dumb fun acts throwing kind of an area of like
let's go and have some fun. Yeah, and it's like
drinks and food and you foling.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Foling Warehouse in Minneapolis is over in the North Slope
and we have a bunch of stuff to give away
for it. But we are going to be playing a
very very stupid game.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
This is not stupid at all.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Right, I came up with this.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
This is my game.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I came up with this game original.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I came up, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
But we're not going to tell you what that game
is until you get on the phone. And we need
a few people on the phone for this because we
have a few packs of to give away for it.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Okay, what do you win?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
If you win this folding, which a combination of football
and bowling foling, you throw the football at the pins
and you knock them down. In the meantime, you go
have a beer and some nachos.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
So you went a free lane for up to ten
people for two hours. There's food, drinks and breaking rights
if you're good at this game.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
But I've never played this, I think I would be
good at it.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I think I have a decent football throw and aim,
so I think I would be getting strikes every time.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
If that's what they call it. I don't know if
they have different terms.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Probably, but yeah, I was playing football with a couple
of seven year olds last night.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
I went to my friend Kelly's birthday party.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Oh well sure, yeah, I wandered onto school property. No,
they were having Kelly my friends having a birthday party.
And so her kid is about seven he's playing with
another kids about seven. I said, give you that football.
I'm great with kids. I said, give you that football.
Go long. And so I threw the football and you know,
they're trying to catch it, and I said, let's do
a button hook. Now you might not know what a
button it's a very simple pattern. You run away from

(38:01):
the quarterback, then you turn around and come back like
a hook. It's called the button hook. Yes, I said, boys,
that's called the button hook. They're like, it's a butt hook.
And I said, no, it's not a butt hook. It's
and so then they ran with it. They kept saying
it's a butt hook, and I played with it too.
I said, no, it's a button hook. So then we
did like man demand coverage and we had a great time.

(38:22):
And I taught the kids, watched the ball into your
hands because when you're you know, back when I played
for the Ues, played for the Gophers ninety three part
of ninety four, Coach Kill always said watch the ball
into your hands.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I didn't know coach Kill was the coach back then.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
That's what most people don't know that.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
What was he like twelve or something else?

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Now he was he was.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
The receiver's coach. So yeah, yeah, my position was I
was a But.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
What were you?

Speaker 4 (38:47):
What?

Speaker 5 (38:47):
What?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
What position did you play? I don't remember on the Gophers?
Yeah in ninety three.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
A rundown. Yeah, it's a good bit. All right, here
we go, get the right to play. We had to
start with something we did. Okay, we got somebody on
the phone here for folding, and this is Lola, Hi, Lola, Lola,
you get a chance to go to what is it
called fowling?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Okay? Do you ever do any bowling?

Speaker 7 (39:17):
I do every once in a while, only on a
special occasion.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
It is quite special.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
So what's going to happen is I'm going to play
a bowling sound effect and you have to tell me.
Listen to the bowling sound effect and tell me whether
it's a man or a woman that is bowling. Are
you ready? Here we go? Is it a man or
a woman bowling?

Speaker 6 (39:37):
You know what that? I feel like it's a it's
a man that is.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
A Yeah, that's amazing to think about it for a job.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Sounds more masculine.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Yeah, okay, good job.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
All right.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Next up is Angie. Hi, Angie, Hey, Angie, you ever
do any bowling?

Speaker 6 (39:57):
I used to be on a bowling meet.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Look at that. Okay, what we your what was your
your average?

Speaker 6 (40:02):
I averaged about two hundred.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Oh that's serious. Serious right, that's that's quite good. That's
quite good.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
All right, Angie, I'm gonna play a bowling sound. You
tell me whether it's a man or a woman. You
get it right, and you're gonna go to the fowling
warehouse with some friends.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Okay, well listen up here we go.

Speaker 7 (40:19):
What woman?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yes, very good, you're uncanny. Good job. I don't know
what she's laughing at. This is serious gamesmanship here, Katie
w B. Hello, Arisa. Hi?

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Did I say your.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Name right with an Arisa?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Well I think Arifa. Okay, uh. Do you ever do
any bowling?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (40:49):
Occasion.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Okay, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Play a sound if someone bowling, guest, tell me whether
it's a man or a woman. Here we go, man
or a woman?

Speaker 8 (40:59):
You see how roll that ball?

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Roll?

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Definitely a man?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
One hundred percent? Yes, you are an in you congratulations
presented by Folding Warehouse. Good job. We'll have boo Bash
tickets for you coming up right after this