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August 21, 2025 • 45 mins
We play State Fair This or That, talk respect and disrespect for the dead, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On the iHeartRadio app. It's one on one point three
Kati w B.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
We are on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's like a big giant TV studio and here there's
cameras and lights in here and you can watch us
on YouTube. Gave Ryan TV.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Comments until Dave he looks sexier or he looks kind
of hot, actually not sexy with.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Your glasses on. You're kind of hot, yeah, kind of hot.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
You kind of hot?

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Sexy is too much.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
You're kind of hot, and you're kind of not hot.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
You're kind of hot both. You're so mean. You're a
bully me you're me? Yeah, I'm a bully. You're a bully.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
What do you got in your pocket?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
What do we got? My pocket dip number one?

Speaker 6 (00:33):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
But what's the other thing?

Speaker 7 (00:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Those are your shades.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
These are the sunglasses the clip So you look at that.
These are sunglasses that I mean, my cond who cares?
But my contacts were bothering me. So I turned around,
went back home, got glasses and these are the kind
of have magnetic glass sunglasses that clip on to the front.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
You should like that for the rest of the show,
do you think so?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I can't really see very well in here, but you
can see them on the YouTube. Dave Ryan TV. State
Fair starts today. I'm gonna be at the State Fair
later today from eleven until one. Come by and pick
up your kind of hot shirt and he says you're
kind of hot on the front and then on the back.
It's got the Dave Ryan logo. I believe, Yes, come
by and pick those up.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Would be as fair.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
All of us will be there on Saturday from ten
until three. We're doing everything from an eating contest to
a celebrity lookalike contest. Jonah Murray is rumored to come by.
I'm gonna find out what time Jonah Murray is gonna
come by. Remind me call him tomorrow live on the
air and see what time he's gonna come by. I
would love, okay, because we love Jonah. He's a great guy.
Maybe I'll bring an acoustic guitar and we'll have him

(01:40):
sing something that'd be kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Cool, wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Does he know how to play guitar?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I don't know. I guess I guess we're gonna find out.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
We get him on, he's like, great, thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Can you play that track for me?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah? He only plays the jug well. How to play
the guitar day, but I played the jug That would
be perfect. All right, state Fair this or that.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
We get a little list of things, your choices, and
you just shout out which one you would rather do.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
Okay, we'll start off with deep fried oreos versus deep
fried Snickers.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I've gone back and forth both like multiple years, but
I think the winner is deep fried oreos. Okay, deep
pried oreos.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Fine, I think I'm gonna go snickers because man, just
why not?

Speaker 5 (02:26):
It's different?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay, Dave, I.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Would do oreos, but I would not do either of those.
I'm not just sweet kind.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Of a person.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Moving on, French fries or fried pickles.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Oh, you know, I hate pickles.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm going French fries one thousand pickles fried.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Pickles for me as well, even though I love the
French fries too. Yeah, to pick one, all right, State Fair?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
This or that. Cheese curds or cheese on a stick.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Cheese curds.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
All right, yeah, cheese curds.

Speaker 7 (02:51):
It was hard for me to match up cheese curds
with anything because I knew it was gonna win, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Moving on, lemonade stand or milk stand.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Lemonade stand same.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
I'm not a milk person, fun milk milk, I think
so you weren't sure. There is a lemonade stand on
Machinery Hill that has orange aid.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I will recommend that it is delicious.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
You have to point that out to me.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
That say limade and lemonade fabulous. Okay, moving on, stay
Fair this or that Sweet Martha's or the Dairy Barn malt.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Oh, Dairy Barn malt. I'd love me a milkshake malt, but.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I'm going to pass on both. I just I don't
like Sweet Martha's and I'm not into malts, so I'll
buy one.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
None of the ice cream at the Dairy Barn, I
don't care. I'll buy one for you, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I don't like malt, so Sweet Martha's for sure.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
Okay, I'm gonna go with the Dairy Barn malt because
sometimes they have like a rhubarb one.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Jenny write down that Dave said he would buy me one.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (03:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Stay Fair?

Speaker 7 (03:46):
This or that Giant Slide or the Skyglider.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Giant Slide, giants slide, both, they're both. I mean, the
skyglider is underrated. It really is cool and there's two
of them. There's this smaller one and there's a really
long one if I remember right.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yes, I like the one that your feet dangle.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
My mom and I go on that one usually, and
then you go over the building that people take their
bras off and they throw them.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
And there's the gondola one that seems I think four
people in there.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I've never been on that one.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
They're both very cool, fabulous, underrated.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
Jenny, giant slider, skyglider, skyglider for me, fabulous look at
us half and half here, Okay, stay fair, this or that.
Unlimited fries or unlimited Sorry, not fries, I meant rides,
Unlimited rides or unlimited.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Food, no question, unlimited food I don't need to have done.
I can ride, but I don't need to.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Jenny, you said you like rides. I was gonna say
I would go rides because I get too full too quickly,
so I unlimited food doesn't work for me. I'd be
miserable by like two hours in. I'm gonna need unlimited
food personally.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
You walk off the food you think you do, Yeah,
you can't walk off that much food.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Uh, stay fair this or that? S'mores beer, or mini
donut beer. I already said this earlier, So s'mores beer
for me.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm with you, Bailey, Okay, try no, I don't there's
sweets anything just kind of oogs me out.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Really that sweet?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
At least the smallest beer I don't think is that sweet.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Okay, I'll donut beer right here. Everybody rave about it?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Delicious, all right?

Speaker 7 (05:14):
A couple left, stay Fair, this or that corn on
the cob or big fat bacon.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Good good one.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
The corn on the cob, I think like regular corner
the cop not the good. It's like it's like roasted.
They burn it a little bit. It's so good.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Fair.

Speaker 7 (05:29):
Yeah, I about corn of the cob, same same, same
as well. That one was also hard to match up.
And then finally stay Fair this or that Pronto pups
versus corn dogs.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm a corn dog.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
I'm a pull of Dave. I don't care for either one.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Really, I'm a Pronto pup girlly Pronto pup Gurley as well,
those are delicious, and really you can only get those
at the Fair, like I can eat a corn dog.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Anywhere by them. In the frozen food section down at
Wall they.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Literally say State Fair corn.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Dogs they literally do. Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Okay, thanks everybody that's stayle or that thank you.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Haunted House or sky Tower.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I've never been in either one.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
What is the sky Tower? You can't miss it.

Speaker 9 (06:07):
It's it.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's exactly you see it.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
You'll be like, oh, that's the sky tower with a
rotating I hate that stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Oh I hate It's not like a drop thing though,
it's like a very.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Slow toddlers go on the Haunted House. Okay, I would
do the sky Tower.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I pee myself in haunted houses. What about the Big Wheel?
Have any of you ever.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Been on the Big Wheel Giants?

Speaker 9 (06:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yes, but I honestly hated it. It's so fa a
little bit scary if you don't like heights, but also
they shove you in there with like four other people
if you're like I was there with someone I was
seeing at the time, and literally it was so awkward
because it was date number like three, and then we
had to be on it with like four strangers and
we got this so it's like three and three. We
had to sit across from each other. It was like,

(06:55):
are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Somebody takes it and asks when our merch is gonna announced?
It am.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
We'll have the website up so that where you can
see and if you can't make it out to the fair,
you can buy them on KDWB dot com.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Things like that. Yeah, it was super cool. Check out
your kind of hot shirt from the Dave Ryan Show.
Plus they have the classic retro gray KTBB rainbow logo.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Sure I fought for that.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Thank you Bailey for doing that one. All right, it
is KTBDB. We'll be back in a second. I want
to read you a very interesting and disturbing email. Oh basically,
what happened is somebody sadly died and you know how
on online a bitu warries you can go and make

(07:38):
a comment like, oh they were such a great person.
They will be missed. Rip this person did not like
the deceased and you'll hear what they posted and why.
It's coming up next on KTBDB. Then we'll get back
into the fun stuff. Monsters, the pot war, the roses,
Jenny's been on Reddit, and Benson Boone tickets all coming up.

(08:00):
It's only here on kd double ub, Dave Ryan TV.
Watch us on TV right now. Hi mom, all right,
it is Katie w B on the Dave Ryan in
the morning show how.

Speaker 10 (08:11):
Your little doggie doing? How's the little okay? So we
ate a couch cushion. She ate our half of our
entire couch cushion. We spent hours in the hospital yesterday
and they took X rays. They still have or she
still has pieces of the cushion and the foam in
her because she hasn't been pooping in twenty.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Four hour or now forty eight hours.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
This morning she thankfully pooped because they gave her some
liquids to keep her took the flow ye hydrated and
flowing and stuff, so she finally did poop.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
But she has this like green goop on.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Her eyes that we saw yesterday, which is part of
the big reason we took her. And I'm glad that
the doctor said that it might be an allergy. This morning,
it looked like her eyes were swollen, but they said
they think it's just an allergy.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
The doctors are being helpful, but I feel like once
they kind of fixed something, something else happened.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
So we're just keeping a close.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Eye on her. Poor girl.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
She's six months old and she doesn't I know, she
doesn't know any better, but it's.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Like, uh, it's still it is like, you know, when
they get into the trash, you know they don't know
any better, they're just being a dog. But at the
same time, you're pissed because they scattered trash all over
they ate out of the cat box.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
And it's not even we haven't evenen upset about the couch.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
It's just she's not pooping, and so we're worried that
the foam is still in her now, the goop on
her eyes. I looked it up and Google said, uh,
that it could be a bacterial infection.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
My question is is how has this tested yours and
Alyssa's relationship.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Do you know something? Me and Alyssa are looking at
each other. It was so cute.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
We had a moment in the doctor where they're be
like Ava and we both got up like, wow, is
this what it's gonna be like when we have kids?

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah, like just so concerned.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Alyssa woke me up this morning like crying because Ava
just her eyes were swollen because of the goop. So
I think it's made us I wouldn't say closer, but
like we're just learning what we're gonna be like as parents,
slowly but surely.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I think one of the things that you'll notice when
you have a dog is if one if you both
chip in and take care of the dog, Like one
person feeds him in the morning, one feeds at night,
one cleans up the dog poop, one takes for a walk,
and you split it up. That's a good indicator of
how you'll be when you have a baby.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah, and we're doing I mean we've had a before
go over two months now, so we've been doing good
at that. But now because you just have to pay
extra attention, I think we're gonna be great parents.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I know it's like different.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
I know it's not a kid, but you get pregnant
right now, go get pregnant to do it right, I'll
be pregnant.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
BRB.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
I'm gonna read you an email that is it's weird
and disturbing, but I wanted to bring this up because
I think it's just let's just read it to you. Hey, guys.
A few weeks ago, I was chatting with my father
in law. We're talking about one of his ex girlfriends.
He was going wonder what happened to her? So I
googled her and found an obituary. She died in twenty

(10:38):
twenty two, there's an online guest book where people can
sign and send their condolences. The very first one said,
I am her estranged daughter, so this is written by
her daughter that they no longer spoke. She's been dead
a year and I do not miss her. She was

(10:59):
a terear human and treated her daughters horribly. She was
abusive and twisted. She died with her two older daughters,
refusing to attend the service. Her third daughter she helped
into an early grave by enabling her alcoholism. The only
good things she did was to die. No one misses her.
We are all relieved she cannot hurt anyone ever again.

(11:22):
Tis So, after reading that, I'm wondering, you guys think
that this writer was being courageous, cruel or both. Is
it disrespectful to speak ill of the dead, even if
it's true. Okay, there's my heavy topic for the day.
That's from Becky. I thought that was so interesting.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's interesting that it also was written what a year later?
They said, Yeah, year later, and that person literally went
to the online thing and was like, I just got
to put it out there.

Speaker 9 (11:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Maybe they were like haunted by it, so they're like,
you know what I'm going to say something.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I think that people get so haunted by their childhood,
and rightfully so. And I think that most of us,
all of us in the room and hopefully you listening,
had a wonderful childhood. It flies by in a blink.
I mean it doesn't when you're eight years old, but whatever.
But for somebody to mess you up and not give

(12:17):
you a childhood that is because you don't know. When
you're eight years old, you don't know what it's supposed
to be like, you don't have any experience. You turn
about twenty one or twenty four and you start talking
about what your friend's childhoods were like, and you realize
they were all bad, they were all better than yours.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, and you didn't realize like, oh.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
And so if this abusive, horrible, selfish, narcissistic mother made it,
I think she's got every right. Her mom ruined her childhood.
She's got every right to disparage this awful dead woman.
In my opinion, Now, if I'm like a friend of
hers from church, yeah I probably don't have the right
to say that, but this is her daughter.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
She can say whatever she wants to.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I agree that she has the right. And it's almost like,
even though it might come off disrespectful, it's almost respectful
because she waited a year to post it and not
when like everyone was probably going to the obituary to
look at things, you know, so like she didn't do
it right as everyone was writing nice things. She just
probably sat on that for a while and finally was like,
I'm putting this out here because I feel like it's
gonna be a release or some kind of closure for her. Right,

(13:15):
So I think she had the right to do it.
I don't know. I mean, yeah, if it was not
her daughter, if it was like someone she dated.

Speaker 11 (13:24):
Thirty years frior was like this was an awful woman
and I dated.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Then, Like yeah, maybe don't do that.

Speaker 7 (13:30):
Yeah, And not only did she wait a year, but
she also like didn't do it as this woman was dying,
like I don't know how like her death story necessarily,
but like imagine somebody's like slowly dying and you're like,
I'm not even mad that she's dying.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm so excited about it.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Then it would seem super disrespectful and like I get
I get it, and I'm sure I'm I get it.
In the like the closure sense that hopefully it did
bring her some closure, because other than that, it does
feel I don't know, weird to me.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I would just be like, I'm just gonna let it go.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
It's been a year. Yeah, that's what I don't.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
I don't think the closure thing is a justification at all.
It's a year later. Just what are you getting out
of that? You know what she did to you, and
I guess putting it online you think like, oh, I
put this out there because people are going to see it,
and I get off my chest.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
But nobody's really going to see it's been a year.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
But it was cathartic for her, right. I'll tell you
quick Gary Spivey story. Gary Spivey is our psychic And
so somebody called in years ago and they said, as
someone and I can't remember it was their mother or
their sister or someone was dying. They went to their
bedside and they said, you're a terrible person. I really
am not going to miss you. You're a terrorless So

(14:36):
it was a relative like they had ruined their life
and they felt bad about it. And Gary's answer was
they were a terrible person. And it reminded me of
a story when I went to school. There was a
girl who I went to school with all through like
third grade on, and she was not very nice and
she died. She always had heart problems. Died shortly after

(14:56):
high school. And then years later Facebook came on and
somebody's like, yeah, remember Jerry, Remember Jerry, Yeah, remember Jerry,
And another woman wrote I don't miss her at all.
She was mean, she was a bully, she treated me
like crap mm hmm. And I'm not going to sit
there and pile on with the condolences because she was
a terrible person.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
I feel like everybody has somebody that you know that
is a bad person that dies, and in your heart
you're like, well, too bad for that, but you're like
not upset, but like it's the people who you know
have the balls to like say something about it on
a public platform where I'm like I.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Could never you know, we always talk about like, you know,
tell your kids how much you love them and appreciate them,
and like, you know, let your kids know, Hey, if
you've got a good mom or a dad and they
live in Tallahassee or they live in Spokane, send them
a little text and say, hey, you know what, I
love you. I thank you for all you do for me.
Thank you for all the things that you did. He'll
only tell you as a parent that would mean a lot,

(15:49):
because we always parents are always saying I love you, Carson,
I love you, Alison, Chase, Beth, I love you.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
But it's nice to hear you know, if you had
great parents send them a little text.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I like this text. I came in because I fully
believe this. This person said, I'm actually burying my mom today.
We had a really hard relationship at times due to
some childhood trauma. I found a way to forgive. Holding
anger only hurts the holder. I hope that person finds peace,
and I so agree with that. There are people who
have done me wrong in my life and like, yeah,
they're not in my life anymore, but like I don't
wish ill on them at all. I like truly hope

(16:21):
that they're doing better and like whatever they did to me,
that they aren't doing that to someone else. Like that's
how I feel about it.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
But I hope they lose a leg.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
You are Petterston over there.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
I'm not petty, I'm just just bitter. Pett There are
a bunch of text messages about this. We're not going
to spend a lot of time on this. We we've
already spent too long. It's kind of a downer topic,
but I wanted to bring something positive out of it
that if you had really wonderful parents, then let them know,
because I know you do.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Your mom will say I love you, and you're like,
I love your too, Mom.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
But maybe send a little text message or a little
phone call and just say, hey, I wanted to thank
you for the wonderful things that you've done for me,
Because we kids, we take it for granted. I so
wish I had told my dad before he died how
wonderful he had been to me. In his stern sort
of way, he knew probably, I think, so.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, every time I talk to my dad now, he
always says love you at the end of the conversation.
And it makes me so happy because my dad was
just like not as affectionate growing up, and my mom
was always like the helicopter hugging me, like basically sitting
on top of me if I'm at home kind of mom.
So I'm very happy that we've gotten to that point
in our relationship.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
We brought a lot of text messages about this, and
like I said, I don't want to spend a whole
lot longer, but it's really interesting. Here's one that says,
I'm thirty and I feel like this is how I
would feel when my mom passes. Maybe not as harsh,
but my grief would be short.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Another one says, my mom abused me my entire life.
She has personality disorders, thinks the government is microwaving her brain.
No one in my family talks to her. I don't
wish bad for her, but no one will miss her
when she passes. And it feels like even her own
life will be better when it hapen. And she's a
terrible person. And I think that's one of the things
about life is you learned that there really are terrible
people out there.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
That's what I think.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Just it's okay to have whatever feelings, whether it's resentment
or not, grief, whatever, that's fine. But I just think
going on the post, what a year later to get
it out if it worked for you, cool, But I
just don't see the point.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
All right, But it's somebody fine to have the feelings.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Let's move on. You want to move on. State Fair
starts today.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Only is open right. It opened at seven.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, yours are open.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
I wonder who was the first in the doors this year?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Nobody.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
You'll have the report soon reports a kid last year?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Was it? A kid last year?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Has something up?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
They didn't do the big the big scissors and they
cut the ribbon.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Is that what they do?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
They don't need to do that.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, they just make it a big deal.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
They're like, oh, first person in the State Fair, Mildred
is the first.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I got it. I got it, told you. Caro Levin's
already on top of it. Father and son, Scott and
Nicholas Schwartz were the first two people after a twenty
four hour wait. They were waiting outside the gates for
twenty four hours.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Got crazy wait for like it's like sneakers on a
Saturday morning.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
People do that for the State Fair, and I love it.
That'd be kind of fun.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
It would be a fun, Like one time novelty thing
that I would do is wait till four hours for
the fair to open.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Never I'll be there later today from eleven till one
at the kd Able to booth.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Come by and say.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Hi, we're going to get into war. The roses coming
up in a second. We got Dave's dirt to cover
some dirt going on. But right now Vaunt, as he
does daily, is going to stir the pod. What's on
your mind?

Speaker 5 (19:27):
I think umbrellas are childish. Stop using them.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
You're just my hair.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
And I think they're childish because, like, first of all,
how many people do you see on a daily walking
around with an umbrella?

Speaker 5 (19:39):
None?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I use them all the time it's raining.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
You look like a little kid.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
I look like I'm dry.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Will I will back it up that when I grew
up in Colorado, there were two things that our group,
our society never did. Men never wore shorts, and maybe
because we were kind of hillbillies and lived out in
the country, we never wore shorts ever. And I remember
in college a kid Daryl carried an umbrella into class
and we're like, Darryl, No, I mean maybe with an

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umbrella because we'd walk around soaking wet and come into
the house or come into work or class, me soaking wet.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
No, after middle school, After middle school, I think, stop
using them. Kids in elementary school, it's fine because it's cute,
But as an adult or just anything older than middle school, like,
what's the point put.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Like, real men don't use umbrellas.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
No, I'm not even just saying man or women, Bailey,
I'm just saying people in general.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Also, how do you store an umbrella? If you put
it in a car, huh.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Hould it up? Put it in the little door the
door cap.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah, but then your floor gets all wet.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
You try to put it in like an umbrella bag,
and the bag gets all wet and murky.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
I love having an umbrella because it makes it means
that I'm dry.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
You also live a life like you're the real life
Mary Poppin, So I understand that about a parasol.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
My umbrella actually is the Mary Poppins umbrella.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
I don't doubt that exactly, but.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
I still think it's a dumb because you said just
wear a hoodie.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, hoodies get wet. You know what I want? Umbrella
in one of those yellow slickers that you wear.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
I think it's funny when I George Rain curious George
out there.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
I think it's funny when I see people walk with
the umbrellas and the umbrella gets like it flips upside
down reverse, So then you just look like you're struggling because.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
The wind is so you are struggling exactly. You don't
do that with the hoodie, but I'm dry with a hoodie. Yeah,
just get wet. It's fine.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
I'm sayings, there's the pot. Stop using umbrellas.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
I'm going to disagree with you on that one. That's
like saying, don't wear a jacket because it's cold. Jackets
are dumb.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Yeah, probably was the kid in school who wouldn't wear
a jacket because he didn't want to look stupid.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
I definitely want the puff coat. Yeah, I did not
want to wear a puffer coat.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Stupid. You know what you look warm, you know what
you look like with an umbrella? Dry?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Okay, dumb, thank you.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Let's get into Dave's dirt, followed by War of the
Roses brand new one where she sets a trap in
the laundry room to see whether he washed the sheets
when she was out of town. You'll hear all about
it on War of the Roses coming up in about
three minutes on Katie Good Dave Ryan Show.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
One on one point pre kd w B.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
LUs Weekly's had a big cover story about Travis and
Taylor talking about how they are just so in love.
It's been the summer that changed everything. She's done with
her tour. He was off season, so they got spent
a lot of time together and she would leave little
notes around the house, little love notes around the house,
and they are just really bonding. And she said, they
say Taylor thinks he's hilarious and is never bored with him.

(22:29):
If it's true, then that's great because I think that
if you just you're just always, if you're around somebody
that you can do anything with and you have fun,
like if you're going shopping for water softener salt together
and you have fun doing it, that's a good relationship,
a good time.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
I love an errand I love Eron too, So coming
out at midnight tonight is somber and if you know
his music, we play the song Undressed by him. I've
been listening to a lot of his songs that he's

(23:03):
run released so far back to friends, this is another one.
But he does have a new album coming out at
midnight tonight, and he is going to be performing at
the VMA's on September seventh. I feel like he's kind
of the new not Hosier, but like kind of along
the lines of that. But also he's twenty years old
and like he talks about not wanting to get undressed
for someone new, and it's like, what kind of heartbreak
have you gone through twenty years old? Come on, buddy,

(23:25):
I love his music. It's really good.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
Cindy Sweeney says it was mostly girls who had an
issue with her bathwater soap, even though it sold out
in seconds.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
There were plenty of backlash all.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
Over her social media, and she says she does read
some of the comments and that they were mainly from women.
She said, it was mainly the girls making comments about it,
which I thought was really interesting because they all love
the idea of Jacob Alordi's bathwater. So she's clapping back there.
I know she's kind of in hot water in john
hotwater bathwater right now. In general, people aren't happy with her,

(23:59):
like Jeans ad that she did.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
You know, she stays in the news regardless of Nie
Sweeney does.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
She's beautiful, She's what it is.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
A school district in Indiana had to shut down on
the fifth day of school because the catalytic converters were
stolen off of all twenty of their school buses.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Here's the police she's talking about exactly what had catac converters?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
You know you can scrap those for a nice price.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
I hear anywhere from five hundred to maybe nine hundred.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Dollars a piece.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Most important thing is that we get our kids back
to school catalytic converters.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
I didn't know that they were such a hot commodity,
but I have heard of people stealing them from cars,
never school buses.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
You know what I want to warn people about right now,
because I actually sent Bailly this article yesterday. There's been
a ton of break ins and cars recently. My friend
told me that his apartment building, he walked outside early
one morning, they were like five car windows broken open.
So I sent this article to Bailey and I was like, girl,
I know you keep a lot of stuff in that
car of yours. Please clean it out. You've already had

(24:56):
your car broken into once, but there's been like over
one hundred in the last few days.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Is it just Northeast or is it the home min
they apolisode, So it's.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Actually like Golden Valley, a Dina Saint Louis Park. It's
not even like Minneapolis. It's actually different cities than that.
So I have heard that careful, don't keep a bunch
of stuff in your car that might be valuable. I
amt dope some of it. I am t dope the
majority of it.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Bailey Bailey's car looks like somebody lives in there.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I do have bras in there. I gotta get rid
of those.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
And that is the dirt.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Brought you by sixty one two Injured Timer and Lammer's
Injury Law. War of the Roses starts right now, brought
to you by Ovo, Lasik and Lenz. A quick reminder
before we start War the Roses, the State Fair is
now open and I will be at the State Fair
KWB booth today from eleven until one.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Come by and say hi, gadgie a cheater.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
One fake bouquet of roses at a time, or if
the Roses starts right now on kd w B. I'm
not a judgy person, but I want to say this.
I want to ask you guys whether you think this
woman's story will come across as a little crazy or conniving.
But it's definitely an interesting way to try to find

(26:05):
out whether her boyfriend was seeing somebody else and she
got a really cool name.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Carlin. Hi, Carlin, Hey, how are you hey?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Thanks for being on KWB with War of the Roses.
You came to the right place. Tell me what happened.
What's going on? Why are you here to find out
about your boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (26:25):
So basically I was out of town for a week
on work. I went to Baltimore, and I just had
this really sneaking suspicion that my boyfriend would have someone
over to the house while I was gone. Like I
just I can't explain it. It's just like I got feeling, right,
but I knew that if you did have someone over

(26:45):
that he would have to wash the sheet. So I
all right, fair enough, okay, bear with me here, just
go with me. So basically what I did was I
took a picture, sure of the inside of the tide
pod bag, so that I could see sort of like
what state it was in and if it had been

(27:06):
touched right, And when I got back, sure enough, it's different.
It's not the same at all. So I just want
to know who he had over to my house to
bang in my bed.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Okay, Okay, so are you done now? So you broke
up and you said get your stuff out of here.
You're so you're you're not seeing him anymore.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
No, we already broke up, like we are totally over right,
Like I kicked him out. He's like staying with his
sister or something. I don't care if I just want
to know who was at my house.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Do you have any suspicion as to who it could
have been?

Speaker 6 (27:43):
No, I think he's shady. I think he has had
one hundred conversations going on on the side, and it
could be anyone.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Hundred someone I know.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Well, what made you?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
I mean, you were suspicious, you had an idea that
he was going to have somebody over, But what led
up to that.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
He's like a shady dude, you know, like I never
fully trusted him, and I've just never been able to
catch him and act so like nothing would feel more
rewarding than just knowing that I was right.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Okay, so let's go back to the tide pods. Was
that was that genius or was that like a little
bit evil?

Speaker 7 (28:15):
Or why wouldn't you just dump them all out, count
them all, put them all back.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
That's a better.

Speaker 7 (28:20):
Idea, That's what I've done it.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
I will give her credit.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Women are sneaky, and that was like some next level
logic you should be on like a cop or something.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah, like a detective was so smart you think about it,
You'll open up the tide pods. You take a picture,
and you gently set it back on the washing machine
or the shelf or whatever, and you come back a
week later, you look at it, compare the picture. You're
gonna notice if they've been shuffled around and he's reaching
his gritty paw in there to pull one out.

Speaker 7 (28:51):
It's like trying to get away with like a house party,
and then your parents come home and they find the
one beer can and you're like, no, yes, it's same,
but this one's about cheating, and he did.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
My only thing is is does he just not do
laundry at all?

Speaker 12 (29:04):
Though?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Like he couldn't have done a different load of laundry.
I mean, I will say that, of course, trust your intuition.
If you think that he's shady, he's shady and you
know that. But I just feel like, I don't know.
If people do laundry a lot, you automatically have to
assume that it's just the bed sheets.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Oh no, no, no, no no. Not only does he not
do laundry ever, but I asked him did he do
the laundry? And he said no.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yet the tide pods were rearranged.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yes they were.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
I just like, I'm just so impressed with you, Bailey
that you came up with count the tide pods.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Oh yeah, I mean, but she sometimes they stick and
sometimes they get kind of all over the place, So
I understand taking a picture of them.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I get it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I'm going to give the guy the benefit the at
least a little pat on the back for washing the sheets, Okay,
because I think he deserves some credit for washing the sheets.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Are you sure he went and banged someone else would
be surprised? The bar is just so so.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
But you're done. You are not interested in like finding
out if he's cheating. You're convinced he's cheating. He didn't
really resist too much. I think when you kicked him out,
you just want to know who the woman was that
he had over. We'll try our best to find out
next when we call him and set a trap for him.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Okay, thank you. Spoiler alert, someone's about to get exposed.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Part two of Ward the Roses starts right now on
one on one point three, Katie, wb.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Uh, catch you up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
I guess that she was suspicious of him for different reasons,
and so she goes out of town.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I think it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
She went to Baltimore, I think, she said, for like
a week, and she was like, I wonder if he's
going to have some woman over to the house while I'm.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Out of town.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
She was suspicious, so she set.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
A trap in the laundry room.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
She looked in the bag of tide pods and she
took a photo of how they were arranged in there,
carefully set it back up on the shelf, and then
came back home a week later, looked in the tide
pod bag and they had definitely been disheveled handled, And

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so she's like, did you do laundry? No, well I
know you did laundry. Who did you have over to
wash the sheets? So right now we're gonna call it
and see if we can set a trap and say
who do you want to send roses to?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Let's do it right now.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Greg, thanks for doing that with me today. So I
do have a dozen roses to send out for saying
thank you for doing that survey. What I'll need from
you first is who do you want to send those
roses to?

Speaker 9 (31:44):
I don't really need roses, honestly, Like I just got
out of a relationship. The last thing I need is roses.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh I'm sorry about your breakup.

Speaker 9 (31:59):
I'm not. I'm actually so happy I got out of that.
She was pleased.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh okay, well maybe you deserve the roses. Then you
should just send them to yourself. I could send them
to you if you want.

Speaker 9 (32:12):
That's not a bad idea, you know, I could use
some roses.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Hey, you know what, here's here's a funny little tidbit
that you'll remember probably for the rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
This this is not a survey.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
We just wanted to find out who you might want
to send roses to. And who is we? Well, it's
Katie lub and the Dave Ryan Show. That was Jenny
and my name's Dave, and we were put up to
this as a little trap for you, Greg. Is funny,
right to see who you would send roses to because
your ex girlfriend Carlin wanted to know who you were

(32:46):
banging when she was in Baltimore. You remember you were
banging somebody when you were when she was in Baltimore?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Right, most of what are you?

Speaker 9 (32:57):
Are you ever saying serious?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Well?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, because it's kind of all a trap and she
just wanted to find out. I know that you're no
longer a couple, but she was certain that you had
somebody over to the house when she was in Baltimore.
She just wanted to know who it was, and you
didn't say, do you want to say now who the
girl was that you had over?

Speaker 9 (33:17):
Uh? I'm not talking to you guys about anything.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
This is this is exactly.

Speaker 9 (33:23):
Why I'm happy I got out of relationship. This is
see this, this is the crazy kind of shit that
she would do all the time. So yeah, there, there.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
It is there, it is there. It is every time
a woman does something and talks to you, cheating, she's crazy.
That's all the proof I need right there.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
You didn't catch me doing shit.

Speaker 10 (33:46):
All all you did was you asked me about like
laundry or tide pods.

Speaker 9 (33:52):
This is crazy, Like, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
This is the definition of crazy, making me go on
the radio trying to catch me, and it's well, I'm
gonna send roses to.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
Some imaginary person or whatever.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I don't give it sh like.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
I'm just so happy that I am out of this
and I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
This is don't worry. I'm happy that I'm out of this.

Speaker 9 (34:12):
Too.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
It's like a breath of fresh air. And one day,
just mark my words, one day someone will catch you
for the sneak and the cheat that you are, and
I will be laughing.

Speaker 9 (34:24):
I'm sure you will be with your roses.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
My Okay, the trap worked. Would you agree that if
you are at the point where you're setting a trap
to see if they're cheating, it's already too late. Like
if I was going to set a trap for Susan
to see if she was cheating, it would already be
too late.

Speaker 7 (34:46):
Would you rather get to the level where you have
to set a trap to find out or would you
rather be taken off guard like someone's cheating?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
And you're like, I.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Walked I never walked in, but absolutely found very clear evidence.
Hashtag Julie and the shirt. Do you remember Julie in
the shirt?

Speaker 7 (35:05):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Oh, you never heard her story about Julian the shirt. Okay,
Julie my ex. We we were both sketchy, to be
honest with you, but we were at Blockbuster one time
and she's wearing a red polo shirt and so Blockbuster,
you like, there's rows and stacks of videos and she
was leaning down, like kneeling down to look at the

(35:27):
videos on the bottom floor, and I saw the top
of her shoulder of her shirt and she had what
I'll describe as gunk on the shoulder of her shirt.
Well I just call it gunk, yeah, but you know
what I'm talking about. And I'm like, what is that?
And she panicked, and by the way she panicked, I knew.
And She's like, and the gunk could try it on.

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So she was like kind of brushing it off, and
she's like, that's milk, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Like, da milk, please, like pancake batter.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
It was good.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
That makes even more sense.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I thought I would say, bird.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
I remember clearly she said that's milk, and I'm like,
from you drinking milk and dribbling it onto your shoulders,
milk doesn't drive.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Julie was innocent woman, she wasn't. I know enough about
Julie to know that woman was kilty?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yes, all right?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
So that is War of the Roses for this week
on KD double ub a couple of text messages, and
I kind of like him. She is crazy. That is
one hundred percent crazy you her to do. But I
strive to be this level of petty. I like that
one to be honest. I don't condone his behavior, but
during a war the roses, after you've already broken up, girl,

(36:44):
you gotta move on.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
To your question. You asked, is it too late? Yeah,
she knew it was late. They broke up and everything.
She just wanted to know who, which I guess for
closure maybe yeah, clar I mean he still never found out.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
I mean she still never found out who it was.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Texas.

Speaker 7 (36:56):
You do not want to be caught off guard and
walk in on it. Trust me, I've been there. It's
one of the worst things in life because all that
emotion hits you up at once.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
I think that I've told this story before, but when
you find out somebody is cheating, you go ah ha
I knew it, ah for about ten seconds. Then then
your heart starts to break.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Then the pain sets in, but you feel triumphant at
for ten seconds gosh, until you realize what you just
found out or of the roses On k d WB,
we got Benson Boone tickets for you coming up at
about nine oh five. I know that's a ways a way,
but that's your best chance to win today is at
nine oh five.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
So if you can be here, be here, beautiful day
for the first day of the fair.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
I've already got friends posting on Facebook that they're out
of the State Fair already.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
So commented on our YouTube live, said Dan, I was
hoping you were at the fair. The KDWB booth is
a ghost town.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Yeah, well right now, we will be out there. I'll
be out there from an until one. We don't do
our show from the fair because we did it a
couple of times and we learned that getting there that early,
there wasn't a whole lot of people out there.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
So I wonder if they at least have it playing
over the little speakers. So if you're at the fair,
text us let us know if the show.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Is playing over the speakers. As soon as the three
Team staff is there, they should be playing the station.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
But Dave will be there today though and found in
cold but Day will be there.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
What eleven eleven to one, Well, the whole show will
be there on Saturday from ten in the morning till
three in the afternoon with games and giveaways and prizes
and special appearance from Jonah Murray.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
I'm going to call him in a minute see what
time he's going to be there.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Because it's probably home, Like here, I'm thinking that you
probably because I get nervous that you're going to call
him and at six six am in LA or something.
But I think he's also in Nashville. Now, I don't
think he's.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
In is Nashville for him?

Speaker 9 (38:52):
Now? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:53):
That's true, and.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
He's been he's been posted a lot on the Instagram.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
We follow each other.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
So we're going to call him right now.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
He has a girlfriend. Yeah, well just remember that she
has a.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Player.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Oh yeah, we got to get an update.

Speaker 8 (39:10):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Did you hear that Bailey is dating a Vikings player?

Speaker 9 (39:13):
Now?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
No way, Actually she actually is. What's his name? Fayer? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (39:20):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Okay, yeah, thanks Jonah.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, I'm doing great. It didn't really good.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
It didn't sound like we woke you up. So you
are you in Nashville right now? Or are you back
in Minneapolis?

Speaker 8 (39:32):
Yeah, I'm in Nashville, but I'm flying. I'm flying to
Minneapolis tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (39:36):
Because I have two shows this weekend at the Fair.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
What what time? People are begging to know? What time
are you going to come by the Katie W b
booth on Saturday? We're wide open ten until three.

Speaker 12 (39:48):
Oh, I'm gonna I'm planning on being there like both days.
You know I'm going to be at the fair, so
just tell me when and I'll come.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Jonah, It's up to you, but I would say good
crowd will have around noon. I think people kind of
truckle in around that time, and then I'm going to
be there three to six on Sunday. So if you're
out there again, you can come hang out with me
too on Sunday.

Speaker 12 (40:08):
Okay, sounds good. I'll come both this, but let's plan
on noon on Saturday. Will the little Jonah Murray Dave
Ryan show.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Hang, that's the guitar. Here's what now? I think you do?
I think you play guitar. Do you play guitar?

Speaker 8 (40:23):
I don't, but my girlfriend does.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
If she wants to bring the guitar. If you want
to come up and do a little duo on stage,
let's go, let's go.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
We don't have stage.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, you're right, we don't have the budget for share.
We have a lawn chair you can stand on.

Speaker 12 (40:39):
We'll get two Laune chairs and we'll get after it.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Sounds perfect. Jonah will see you at noon of the
fair on Saturday.

Speaker 8 (40:48):
Canday, I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
For people who are going to be out at the Fair, though,
where are you going to be performing? In? What time
I'm going to.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
Be at I'm going to be at I know it's
at eight pm.

Speaker 12 (40:58):
And I'm looking at the stage right, let me pull
it up?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah is it?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Then?

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Line and Google's.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
There's so I get it. There's so many stages of
the State Fair. There's like tiny little stages. There's the
big ones, there's the Line and Google, there's the grand stand.

Speaker 8 (41:15):
Okay, I'm at the west End Market stage.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Good one, good one.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
At eight pm on Saturday and Sunday. And it's just
it's completely free with fair.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Admission, so I would be there on Saturday.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
And the picture they have, Jonah, the picture they have
of you on the State Fair website is a great picture.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Oh I got to look at that. Yeah, I mean,
I mean, oh, you're in like a white tank top.
You're looking what you're talking about? Yeah, okay, good to
love It was.

Speaker 8 (41:46):
That Bailey talking. I thought you were like you have
a guy now, right, Oh.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yeah, the Vikings player. You're right, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're right, that's right. Yeah yeah, yeah, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I forgot about the hands of the fair.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 12 (41:58):
All right, you see you guys on on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Thanks showing to see you soon. Bye.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
He's so cute.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
You are both taken, Bailey, I'm not taken yet.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Jenny's been on Reddit.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
So you know, when you make bad decisions, you'll say
something stupid before it, like life is short. So there's
a thread on Reddit right now people being like, aside
from life is short, what other lines do you use
before making bad decisions? My line is do it for
the plot. It's for the plot. Baby, That's my line.
But if you guys have one, I would love to
hear yours. I'll read some of these in case you

(42:41):
need some inspiration. I deserve this.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yah.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, you're gonna go spend a bunch of money. I
deserve this. How about it's fine, It'll all be fine.
That's another one. It could all end tomorrow. Might as
well as drop off this cliff to a bungee. It
could all end tomorrow. Why not hold my beer? My
beer is another good one. Money will always come back.

Speaker 11 (43:08):
But experiences, Oh, that's something you would say that. That
is something I would say because I am all about
experiences versus buying material things.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Another one is I'm here for a good time, not
a long time like that one. Yeah, these are lines
that you say before making bad decisions. Have you guys
thought of one that you say.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
Back in the day. I used to say yolo a lot,
un ironically. Yeah, that's on.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah, you only live once, so but.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
I would specifically say yolo, and then I don't know,
drink like seventeen pina coladas.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
Yeah, Yolo, baby, Yeah, Yolo's my go to.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
When we went to go see a nine to thirty
showing of a movie on a school night like two
days ago, I was just like, you know what, Yolo,
that's true, what happened.

Speaker 7 (43:50):
I will say in those situations. I also say I
can sleep when I'm dead. I'll say that whole other one, like, oh,
fringe show, this goes until eleven pm, I can sleep
when I'm dead.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Dave, when you used to make bad decisions, now you're
like a responsible adult boring, what would you say.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
You got to risk it for the biscuit.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah, I love you got to risk it for the biscuit.
At A few more is if I die, I die,
If I die, I die, If he dies, half around
and find out is a good one. It is what
it is people say before making bad decisions. Couple text
one says when in Rome, yes, or I love that one.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
Or I've spent more on this than stupider things, wait
more than this on stupider things, right, or it'll buff out.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
This one is We're all on a tiny rock floating
in an infinite universe.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
So absolutely nothing matters that much. Tony textan saying this
is my heiress tour.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I love that this person said it.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
We ball Oh yes, that's when I say all the
time too.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Or if you're scared, go to church, got harder, go home.
My middle name is danger. A couple more worse things
have happened, lots of doing for the plot ones. Tomorrow
isn't promised bad decisions. Make them now because you know tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
It isn't proud true, very true, very true.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Last one, I'll gas no breaks baby.

Speaker 9 (45:17):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
I think that one's cringe. I've heard people say it.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I'm like, okay, so there you go, make some bad
decisions today. Use those lines before you do it. He's
been on Reddit's Bracky by Mary and Jane.
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