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July 7, 2025 45 mins
Jenny recaps her vacation, we ask you what weird things you heard your kids say, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is a Monday. It's good to have everybody back
in the I was gonna say stable and then back
in the stable.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, horses in the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Bailey's here, Jenny is back from Iceland. Vaunt is here.
It is me a babe on the Dave Ryan Show.
Hope you had a great weekend. It was beautiful most
of the weekend. Lake Minatanka was just like packed. We
rode the e bikes out by Lake Minatonka, boats everywhere.
It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
We were saying yesterday that it would have been really
nice to just be able to sit in a body
of water h for a little bit because it was pretty.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Really would wouldn't, Yes, it really would. Hope you had
a great weekend. Check out our weekend in five photos.
Jenny's back from Iceland. What was it that you said
that you you know, tourists in from America are rude? Ye,
So you were doing something that gave us all. So
you're like a diplomat. You're a diplomat to give Americans
a better name.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Whenever I see people trying to take an awkward selfie
and they're not quite getting it, I go up and
I say, hey, let me take this photo. For you,
and then I do a whole photo shoot. I was like, yes, angles, angles, angles,
and then I give it back and then I hope
that they think, Wow, American tourists aren't that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
So that's just like two other tours.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
The camera three runaways.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I suppose you gotta be careful with that.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
But then also just whenever I go to any place,
a coffee shop or restaurant, a shop, I am overly like.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Thank you so much, have a great day, with.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Like a big smile on my face, because I just
feel like Americans are so rude sometimes, and so.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I most think you're from Canada. It's like she's too
nice to be from Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, no, I did.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I think a few people did mistake me as an
Icelandic woman though, because I do fit the like look.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Script she has six foot nine, very very Nordic look
and long, thick blonde hair, and I think the Vikings
helmet also with the horns, kind of gives it away
that your Nordic.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Can helmet kept me very warm. So I wore it
the whole trip.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Check out Jennie's pictures there online. We're gonna get back
to Ginny in a second here, but we're gonna do
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send me an email. All right, Jenny, just back from
the adventure of a lifetime in Iceland. Let's do a
little true or false? Didn't happen on Jenny's vacation?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Okay, First off, we almost got shot on one of
our midnight adventures. Sun doesn't set there, so we were
out exploring. Almost got shot.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, no, I don't think I have gun.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I don't think you have guns in Iceland.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I didn't see any other people in any of your photos,
so I'm going to say there weren't any.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
People to shoot you.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Okay, it is a true story, it's just a little exaggerated.
So we were exploring this one area and apparently it's
private property. And so the bartender at the place I
went to the next day, him and I were chatting
it up for a while and he was like, you
went there at midnight.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I go yeah. He's like, you're so lucky you guys
didn't get shot. And I was like, what do you mean.
He's like, the guy who owns that is.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
An absolute jerk, which is so strange because this place
is beautiful and people just like own these landscapes.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
And then he told me the story about the guy
who owns it also stole it from his friend's grandmother
when she was on her deathbed. The whole like Iceland tea.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Oh God.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
So yes, technically no nobody came at us with a gun,
but we shouldn't have done what we did. Apparently, all right,
next up, my sister. So I went with my sister
and we did one hike to a glacier and we
did it by ourselves.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
One hike to a glacier by yourselves. That sounds accurate,
That sounds like something you did.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, okay, no we didn't, because you should not hike
glaciers ever, ever, ever by yourself with a guy because
you could fall into some crevice. Yeah, you basically are
dead at that point if you do. But I did
research because all of these hikes and fun things cost

(06:07):
like two hundred plus dollars to do for one person,
and I'm like, we can hide.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I was like, we can go hig a glacier by ourselves.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
And then I'd started doing my research and they're like, listen,
I'm as adventurous as it comes, but like, you should
never hike something like that by yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
We did not do that.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Next up, I saw boobies at Diamond Beach.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yes, there were boobies at Diamond Beach.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, I'm gonna say sure, yeah, Yes.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
There was this woman.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I see her like kneeling down by one of the
little diamond pieces, the ice pieces, and she's whipping off
her bra, saw her boobs, put them up against the
diamond piece and gets her picture. And the best part
was she was probably around fifty.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
It looked like it was her mom who was like
seventy taking the photos.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I was like, you get it.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
Girls.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
She's like, you're doing great, sweet, good job.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
All right.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Next one, when we were in the Capital City, which
is like the only city that has really a ton
of civilization. We met some German men at a bar
and my sister made up with one of them.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
What I say, that's not from what I know of
your sister, which isn't much. She doesn't seem like the
type I would make the German stranger.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
You guys are right.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
We both wanted this trip, like being like, maybe we'll
meet some guys on it, but it was a very
isolated trip for us because everywhere we went there were
not around, so that didn't really work out in our favor.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
All right, I'll do one more. Let's see, how about
this one.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
I was pulled at customs and had to do some
extra screening.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Strip search, cavity search, cavity. Did they do a cavity
search naked, ma'am? Did do a cavity search on you?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I'm gonna say yes. You did get pulled over. Pulled
over at the at the.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
T s A G Yeah, No, customs, not customs at
the customs very different than TSA.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Ever.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
They're like, why are you here?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
She had a bunch of oranges She's trying to smuggle
back in body cabinet. Ye, yeah, sixteen oranges.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Dam you can't smuggle these melons into the country.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yes, that is a true story, not because I was
smuggling anything. But apparently when they have you go up
to the screen and they take your picture to welcome
you back into the country, I was smiling really big
in my passport photo and when I go up, I
was like, kind I just traveled for eight hours, like whatever,
And so the guy was like, you need to be
smiling in your photos just so you know, Like that's

(08:32):
why the camera's not recognizing you, because it.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Kept saying not recognized, not recognize. So I like wasn't
getting through with one guy. They pulled me to this
other guy.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
He's trying to put me through and then he goes,
look at your photo right now. I was like yeah,
And I had this bright lipstick on. I was like,
should I be wearing.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Lipstick or what?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
But yeah, apparently I need to smile and my passport photos.
So some guy told me to smile yesterday.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Smiled once in a while. No, allright, thanks, Jenny. Go
chang out Jenny's pictures of Iceland on Dave ryanshow dot
com under the Jenny tab We're gonna be back. Bailey
is worried about something that is happening in her life
and she needs some advice and this is I mean,
this isn't life altering kind of a moment. So Bailey
needs your advice and we'll do that next so she

(09:16):
doesn't ruin her life. On Katie and Search Dave Ryan TV,
we had a lot to catch it up to do.
Let me big Fourth of July weekend, a lot of
things happen, Jenny's back from vacation, Vought. I wanted to
ask you, you get that little foster dog in Ava, and
you're kind of like you don't want to let her go,
but at the same time, that's kind of what a
foster does.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
Yeah, we met with the family again yesterday because we
interviewed a family last week to you know, get a
vibe and meet Ava. I'll be honest, I don't know
if they want Ava. I feel like the dad and
the daughter are really set into it, but the mom,
I think their last dog passed so she's had a
little bit of grief and she's like, oh, I don't
know if I'm ready yet. Yeah, and then we did
like a second meet up yesterday and she still was like,

(09:55):
we think, but we still you know, we're still trying
to figure it out. So right now, we still have
and we love her.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
She's deciding.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
I think it's like seventy five percent chance they're gonna
take her. But they're still like, we'll see. She's getting
so big. One of I posted a in my weekend
of five picks a picture of Ava. She's getting so
excuse me, so big.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's frustrating though that they're like, maybe.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
It's fighting, but we love Ava so like we don't
mind keeping her, like all right, but it's like, do
you want her?

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Do you not?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Like it's a kid, but it's not a kid, you know, right, it's.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
A big decision. I mean, it really is. I will
just give you the Burnie update. Susan is in love
with Bernie. Susan, did you see the picture of him
laying on her chest the other day? So he's just
sacked out on her chest and she's just loving it.
She was reluctant to maybe get Bernie because he's kind
of big and it's a lot of responsibility, but she
just loves him. He slept on the bed with this

(10:45):
one night in the RV and that was it. No more,
never again. He of course, he's a big dog the
size of a moderately big dog. Yeah, and he of
course he takes up you know, yeah, you can't. You
can't roll over. He's just all over the bed, laying
on his side with his four paws stretched out. So
but we had a great time.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
We're catching up. I didn't even did you guys see
who got engaged of the weekend? No, I said to
the picture, And it's on the Dave Ryan Schol story.
Yeah you didn't see it. Who got engaged?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Look at your phone?

Speaker 8 (11:16):
I said that the picture. Yeah, and it's on the
Dave Ryan Schol story on Instagram. This is like big news.
I don't know how we haven't talked about this yet. Yeah,
Bailey got engaged.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh my god. That is the worst AI photos. It's
there's a tornado in the background and some farmer is
kneeling down and asking Bailey to marry him.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
That is ever going to happen, if it's a I
or not. But that looks I'm not AI. I'm telling
you feel are you engaged? That's my that's my fiance.
His name is Mitch.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Shut up, you're making this up. I don't know where
this came from. And there's a tornado in the background.
That was the dumbest thing ever.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
No, it's not that's I missed a yeah time I got. No,
it's not an AI picture. These are actual people.

Speaker 8 (12:05):
Apparently something happened to Pennsylvania where this couple got engaged
in front of a tornado. It's a real picture. But
I saw it last week and I ran to Bailey.
It was like, is this you? Because it literally looks
like Bailey. It looks just like me go on the
Dave Ryan Show.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Story And that's what sold it to me was the
tattoos on the leg. It looks just like Bailey. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Nice, I thought it was Bailey.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
That's a real picture.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
You can look it up. Look up tornado wedding proposing.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
No, way, that's.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
A real.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
That's why I was like, it looks like Ai with
that tornado.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
No, that's an actual photo.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
I'm looking at The article of Pennsylvania storm chasers proposal
in front of tornado golds viral.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Which is funny because when burst into the room to
show it to me, the tornado was not the first
thing I looked at. The First thing I looked at
was that woman. It is identical to me.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
It looks just like you, tattoos and everything.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I will say when because we Dave, we were like,
let's prank Dave.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I did photoshop extra tattoos onto her leg?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Oh you did, yes, but some of those tattoos are hers.
And so she literally looks just like me. And I'm
literally wearing the exact same outfit.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
You are right now, the black shorts, black and like
the way she's got her hands over her face, even
the glasses.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
She is wearing everything.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
That is literally Granted, if I was being engaged to
and they chose a day where I was wearing that outfit,
I would be so mad.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, but this is a memory. You said that their
storm chasers. I mean, what do you wear to chase storm? Yeah, crocs,
something comfortable, I guess.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Anyway, we thought you would really fall for that.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I knew right away. It was like I thought it
was you.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
But God, the problem is that it looks like AI.
But that's where it's like, that's the.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
Article I'm looking at says you may think this photo
is created by AI, but the Johnstown couple tells NBC
News affiliate wj a C that it is real.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
These are real people. Look you look up Tornado proposal.
It happened like a week ago.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
But you can go to what our Instagram story to
see the photo that we're all looking at, so you
can see it for yourself. But I mean, that's Bailey's
twin that I'm engaged.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
His name is George. You shut up?

Speaker 6 (14:15):
Dates.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Did you see a lot of your friends getting dad?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Actually I did see a lot of people I know
got engaged over the weekend. It wasn't me, but I
had three people that I know got engaged over this weekend.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
None of them were me.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
And also I went to the farmer's market for the
first time this weekend, the Minneapolis Farmer's market, that's the
really big one, and there were so many cute guys
there and they were all holding the hand of some
other girl, and I was just like, this is the
rest of my life.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
I'm going to be alone forever because all these guys
have already found.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Somebody, and all the people who haven't found somebody just
got engaged this weekend. Everybody I know is now engaged
and or married and or married.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
With you, What do you need to do differently in
your life?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Nothing? I'm really fascinating, I think.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I mean, I don't know. I mean, there's got to
be somebody who would be like, Okay, Bailey, I was
in the same boat. My friends were all getting engaged
and I did this instead. Yeah, I don't know. I
mean I would I change things about you?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Oh yeah, I change things about you.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Well, I've already got a part.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Okay, yeah, well would you change You got to scroll out,
so read from it.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Geez, what would I change about Bailey? It's not really
for me to say, but I would say you write
it all down, then probably less cat conversation, I know.
But see that's part of the problem. You don't want
to become a process the cat person.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
You have to love the person for who they are.
So cap is a huge part of Bailey's life.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Strike one, I love cat.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Strike one. Some people love cats. Some people are a guy.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Theater, improv, burlasque, strike theater, improv.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Performing arts. It's important.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, but then sexy, I'm just trying to help you
own a.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Lot of pasties. So that's pretty cool. I could show
you the collection.

Speaker 8 (16:03):
And that Strike three, your clothing, your outfit choices. It
looks like you just run through a thrift store and
you're just like, all right, I'm running out of here a.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Thrift store, blew up and landed on date.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
On my hearing is Bailey just needs to hang out
of breweries in the Northeast and you'll find someone. See
I do though, performing arts cats.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, I do hang out at those places because now,
literally yesterday I was like thinking, oh no, I'm in
a dark spot, and now do I have to freaking
download Hinge? Is that the only place where people are
anymore to date? And I was so annoyed dark spots?
This is such a dark spot. You know you gotta
go to Hinge Hinge for dark Like, I just think
that's a dark place. I don't want to use Hinge,

(16:42):
but if that's where, if that's the only place that
single matter, Like this is where I can meet somebody
versus out in public.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Though I do kind of want to make myself a T.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Shirt that on the back it says like, yes, I'm single,
please come talk to me, or like.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
With a little QR coat on the back all about.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
My Instagram and be like, yes I'm single, follow me
on Instagram or come talk to me, because like, how
how would do you know? How would anyone know that
I'm single? Unless I was announcing it to the world
or on stupid.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I would think that people would assume you're single. You're
not wearing a ring or anything. You're walking around by
yourself or with like another woman, yeah, or some gay
guy's so people I hang out with, Yeah, So I
don't know. Maybe're gonna hang out with cooler people. And
maybe that's what it is, because you hang out with
a nerdy I know you love them, but then you
gotta hang out with cooler people.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Cooler people though the three of us right here. No,
I hang out with Jenny and she has her friends already.
I would be like the like mole on the toe
of Jenny's friend group, like like manicured toes.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
You know that's like Jenny and that I'm a mole
like or like a Bunyian. I'm the Bunian on the toe.
But I would love to hang out with Jenny. She's busy.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I think get lower your standards is what you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
No, I'd like to attract someone I'm attracted to.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
No, that's not going to happen. I can get lower
your standards as somebody you're not attracted to, then he's
gonna look at you and go my god, Bailey, I'm
seeing this Bailey. I'm a two. She's a solid six
point four. Yeah, she's quite a catch. He's gonna treat
you like a goddess because he's doing so well. That's
why you get a date an ugly person.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
I've done that before though, like on multiple occasions.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
And dated ugly guys.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah, didn't work out for me because then they were
dumb in other ways.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Too, So they were dumb and again dumb.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
But you know, like I don't like this one, but like, okay,
I yeah, but other people are texting in though, saying
that they are in a similar situation than me, so
that's good. They said, yes, I'm single, please come mingle.
That's what my shirt should say.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yes I'm single, please come mingle. That's cute.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, that would be a good one.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Okay, it up.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I think that probably exists somewhere. And then I wear
that please everywhere that I go because I keep going
to them pitch a front events and I'm wearing a
green name tag which means I'm single.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Does anyone come to talk to me?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Well, I see I would if I was single. You're funny,
you're personable. Yeah, you're attractive. If I was your age
and single, I would come up to talk to you. Yeah,
but then once I got to know you, I'd leave.
Sends you over your mouth run and there's a text
messages Bailey. I'm in a similar yet worse both than you.

(19:18):
I've dedicated many years to rescue in my regular job.
I'm forty years old and single and always wonder well.
I regret my decisions later. I think one thing you
got going for you is you're attractive. There's a lot
of single people who you know, they could you know.
I'm not saying that they're ugly, but damn have you
seen them. I'm trying to make a joke. Yeah, but
I think you gotta get a lot going for you.
But also, you've got a cool job. You work on

(19:40):
the radio, you're close friends of Dave Ryan, for KATIEWB.
You're going for.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
You, but I don't want that to be the reason
people want to date me.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's a good point.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
This is the time, yeere a lot of people who yes,
have been engaged, you're married, are starting to get their divorce.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
I'm a second wife. I'm recognized.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
I don't think that you should say that there's no
one left because there's definitely plenty of people out there
and they're realizing that like marriage didn't turn out the
way that they wanted, and the partner they're with was
and who they thought they were, and so it's like
you were going to find someone and hopefully that person
is going to be that much better because they already
went through a divorce. They already did the already knew,
they knew what went wrong and it wasn't their fault

(20:16):
at all.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
You don't know that it also could be since all
the second divorce the reason that they're even worse.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Well, no, we're saying first divorced, I'm not going to
second divorce quite yet.

Speaker 8 (20:26):
Sorry, second wife is what I meant. Yeah, first divorce
now Bailey's second wife.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, here's somebody who texts in at Katie WB one.
We love when you text in, Bailey. I'm a wedding
hair and makeup artist, and so many people that I
work with met on Hinge. It's so much more of
a common thing when I say so, how did you meet?
They met on Hinge? Nothing wrong with Hinge.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I know.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I just think it's exhausting.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Every every suggestion that that is given to you and
I'm not complaining. You'll go You'll give me a reason
why you can't do it.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
See, but I give you a list of things that
I am doing, and you're like, that's not good enough.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
So like, I mean, I have dated people.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
So you had a date.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, it was literally like a month ago, so don't
even I'm going to come over there.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
But you didn't like that guy.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
No, I liked him plenty.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I just was like, I don't think we were romantically connected.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Then you move on to the next one, right, But
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I want to find the next one, and I like
to find them organically, like at a at a line
dancing event, and not on him.

Speaker 8 (21:26):
You want to be in the act of tripping and
then he catches you and does a dip.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
And you thought I would meet that guy at the
farmer's market.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
I would trip over a cauliflower and fall into a gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
This imaginary world of fairy tales and unicorns. Yeah, you
have to go on.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
You got to go to things that more single men
are at.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Because you went to the farmer's market, men there are.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Going to be there because they were dragged because of
their sign. Give me a leg.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Where do I find single men that are my type?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Bowling?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Allan bowl? They don't go boldly trying to help you out?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Where do I put my fingers?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
All right, I don't anybody have any help for Jenny,
have any help.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I mean, I.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Am in the same boat as Bailey right now. So
I'll take all the suggestions myself.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, all the confidence though Bailey doesn't believe that she's
a catch. And like I said, I think you're You're
way better than you think you are. I think I
think they I think you're wonderful. Jenny's Jenny's got so
much confidence. She's like I can walk into a room,
snap my fingers and the boys will circle me, which
is true? Which is true? I'll snap my fingers will
be like, what's that lady doing? Like, oh she snap

(22:41):
your fingers? Yeah, do the gym. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (22:44):
Jenny's a little more confidence or not confidence experience because
he just got out of relationship. Last time Bailey was
in a relationship, Clinton was in office. So a good
time a practice, It was a good time. Did text
and want to read one last text?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Bailey?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I can hear a wife cheating on your future husband.
Now I can hear it too well, and then I'll
divorced and then he'll find me.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Go to home depot. Home depot is where you're.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Gonna Gokay, good place. I'll hit Jenny. You want to
go to home Depot later?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah? I literally mean don't take Jenny along with you,
because that's like taking Then all the guys talk to Jenny.
You're going to be the girl over there standing in
the paint section with a brush in your hand and go.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Nobody's talking to me. I'll be like, Jenny, do you like magenta?
This look like the color?

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Really gets excited because all the home depot people are like, ma'am,
can I help you? And you're like, oh, are you
interested in like and.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Helping me in a what way? Yes? Here's my number.
They're like, ma'am, you need to leave this isle. You've
been here for too long.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Golf course. Here's one. Become a beer cart girl. You
do nothing in the afternoon. Become a beer cart.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Girl, a little beer cart called beer carts skirts. Okay,
and then you have, you know, a little candline and
allan line.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Become a beer cart girl okay, okay, trying to help
you out.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, and he's going to be like sixty seven years old.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Perfect yeah, near death, near death.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Insurance policy.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
The Davoiant Show one on one point three kd WB,
somebody said Bailey is hot and her personality is one
of the best I've heard on the radio. See I agree,
thank you, I'll agree, but I don't think you believe
in yourself.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I'm going to save all of these comments so I
can look back on them later when I feel bad
about myself, except for the ones that are mean saying
shut up.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Bailey, Bailey.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
They also said that all the single guys are at
holiday station stares, and that's true because they're also very frugal.
Then if they are, because they have great deals there,
like their Monster Energy drinks three for seven dollars or
four for eight if you want to go wow, find
a man there and find one who loves their Monster Energy.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
You're ridiculous. So fine, Okay, good, okay. Ozzy Osbourne makes
the dirt today. He is old, he's not in the
best of health, and he did their final performance with
Black Sabbath and this is Ozzy doing Mama I'm Coming Home.
Here is Ozzie's fine performance. Do you remember I may

(25:16):
remember twenty years ago we all used to come into work,
go did you watch the Osborne last night?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I loved that show?

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Sure, and got engaged at that show too. To Sid Wilson,
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Her third engagement. No, he's from slip Nott is really
like the lead singer from slip Nott or guitar Black Sabbath.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
No, No, that was who.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Old.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
That's just who he was performing with. Okay when I
saw Black Sabbath.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
But yeah, she's engaged now, so wow, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Kelly Osborne found a man.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yeah, well, Kelly Osborne is literally truly the most beautiful
woman ever.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh god, you know she's not. She was like somebody
hit her in the face with the bucket face bucket,
like swung it around and clubbed in the face with
a bucket. Well, you know you're prettier than that, thank you.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
You know who is beautiful is Scarlett Johansson, who this weekend,
after Jurassic World Rebirth came out, she became Hollywood's highest
grossing lead actor, so her entire lifetime career box office renovue, renevue,
ren revenue, my gosh. Now, totals fourteen point eight billion dollars,
and she's now surpassed Samuel L.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Jackson.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Now in the top five is Robert Downey Junior, Chris Pratt,
Tom Hanks, and she is the number one most paid actor,
which is bonkers.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
She's straw. I mean, yeah, just a huge draw. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I did see that movie over the weekend and it
was good. It was one Jurassic World rebirth.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Did you like it?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, it was good. I mean, if you like Jurassic Park,
you will like it. It was very Jurassic Park. There
were a lot of tense moments. There were a lot
of hot people, and there were dinosaurs that were scary,
and I was the one person in the audience that
would go, of course.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Of course you were. And another reason why you're single.
I was full dramatic.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Added to the list, overly dramatic.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Movie theater might come up here and be like, ma'am,
do you need to be comforted the rock?

Speaker 8 (27:09):
Yes, I'll take a hug the rock.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Movie theater, the movie.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
That's what I mean, all right.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
Edge Hearing song Shape of You top the list of
Apple Music's Top five hundred songs of the decade.

Speaker 7 (27:24):
It's only really now looking back I wish I'd realize
how special those moments were, because at the time I
was just comparing it to everything else, and like Kendrick's
Damn had come out, and I remember just being like
that culturally has massed way more than Shape of You.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
That was him talking about Shape of You. But they
also named the other top two. So I guess the
top three total songs that have been streamed on Apple Music.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
So number one is that Cheering.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
It's a great song.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Number two.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
Any guesses in the room for the most streamed Apple
Music song ever?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
You know that guy? Can you give us like deck?
It's in this decade? I'll play it for you. You
could have guessed it's the Weekend. Oh yeah, the other
all from this decade, I was going to say. And
then the third most no, not no, no, this one, well.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I thought if a man said it louder, it would
be right. Yeah, okay, No, that's this one.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
It's Drake I feel Good Sometimes.

Speaker 8 (28:24):
This song had a choke hold on people because it
was the music video where he went and just bought
people things, anybody he came across.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
What do you want? What do you want? By this?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
By this?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Really? Wow?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I want to tell you something that I watched that
somebody named Cherisse listens to our show, and she said,
you got to watch this show on Max. It's called
My Mom Jane, and it's all about the daughter and
the kids of Jane Mansfield. I don't remember Jane Mansfield.
She died back in nineteen sixty seven in a car wreck.
But she was kind of like the Marilyn Monroe kind

(28:54):
of wanna be. And I won't give you a lot
of information, but it's fascinating. I didn't know anything about her,
but she was gorgeous and beautiful and she played that
to become famous, but then she didn't like to be known.
It's just like a pin up girl. Yeah, and then
she wanted to become a serious actor.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
And it's it's called My Mom Jane. You don't have
to know who Jane Mansfield is. Just a really interesting
documentary on her life.

Speaker 8 (29:17):
It is worth mentioning Jane Mansfield daughter who did the
movie Mariska Hargitay.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
She plays Olivia Benson in SBU That.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Mariska Hargitay is Jane Mansfield's kid.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yes, that's wild, Dave, you would really like.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
There's a podcast I listened to called you Must Remember This,
which is all about like old Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, I know, I've heard some of it.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
You did an episode on Jane Mansfield, so I know
a lot about her.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
She's fascinating.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
She really is fascinating, and then died tragically in a
car wreck at like thirty four years old. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
I'm watching something a little more uplifting. It's called Love Island,
and it's all of a bunch of hot, sexy people
who just.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Make out with each other.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
And I mean, I'm really far behind, so please don't
text in any spoilers because they released a new an
episode like every day, so I'm on episode ten and
there's like twenty five episodes right now.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
But it is so spicy. I love it. It's so
great to find to show. You just love to watch.
It's like you can't wait to watch the next episode.
We're going back to Bailey being single because we're getting
all kinds of information and advice here because Bailey was
like she used the word spinster, which I just leads
an underused word but is basically an old woman who
is not married, Whereas if a guy was like old

(30:26):
and not married, they'd be like, yeah, hey, he's living
his best life. He's a bachelor.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
And then Bailey, you know you're only thirty four. You
get plenty of time. But there's some text messages. Go
to a nice gym and don't wear headphones. I get
talked to constantly, and I'm a solid six. You're a
good six point four.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
See.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
The problem is Bailey would have to go to a
gym for we have to go to the She does go.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
To the gym, but then she gets nervous when someone
walks in and she.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Leaves, and then I go home.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
See, you're your own worst enemy.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Well I don't well the gym, I mean, the joke
is the gym that I go to is literally in
the basement of this building.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
No one's there anyway.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Though this text message says I'm twenty six in my
fiancee's thirty one. She and I happened to have met
through a friend by accident and are now getting married
after two years of dating. Keep your head up. You
can meet someone in person. And I will say, back
in the day, people used to meet through mutual friends
all the time. And I feel like, if you are
in a relationship and you have single friends, you got

(31:18):
to help your single friends out a little bit more
and be like, hey, I know somebody who would be
great for you. We're going to have a bonfire at
our marriage house and then all of our single friends
can come over so they can meet each other at
our house, at our.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
House where we are married.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
And I think that would be really nice to have
your people, your friends who are married or in relationships,
bat a little bit for their single friends, because once
they're in a relationship, they're like, I don't have to
worry anymore.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
Well, last year I did that for you, and then
you took me to people's court because we went to
some event and I was like, hey, this is Bailey.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
She's single.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
That's because it's the first thing you said about me,
And that was embarrassing trying to help a friend.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
No, you weren't. You were trying to do a bit
over there.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Why.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Here's an one This text said KATIWB One says I
was a beer cart girl my sophomore summer at college
and it was the best job. That sounds so fun,
So get to be is So I would say your
best bets now go to the gym with no headphones. Okay,
I can get you to snap Fitness, I'll get you.
You want a membership of snap Fitness, I'll get you
a membership at snap Fitness. Okay, you pull some strings.
I know Brian over there.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
You know somebody I know Brian's We all know Brian.
You know Brian too, Brian, give.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Me or be a beer card girl, or go on hinge.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I think the thing with dating apps these days because
I just listen to a podcast from an anthropologist yesterday
and she said that, like nothing is becoming successful off
dating apps because you sit and you talk to people,
and biologically, we're like attracted to people right off the
bat when we see them in person, we like literally
there's like a biological thing where it's like you want
to create, co create with this person another human, whereas

(32:48):
hinge is like you kind of see their picture, but
you don't get anything else from them. And so then
you sit and you waste two weeks talking yeah, and
then you finally go out on a date and you
wasted three weeks of your life with someone where you
finally see them in person and you don't feel anything.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Right, and maybe multiple angles at the same time. You
don't just meet one person on Hinge. I've never done
it before. But if I was going to meet somebody
on Hinge, I'd be working different angles. I'd have like
Phyllis over here, Mabel over here, Sylvia over here, well
the oldest Mildred. Mildred sounds you meet Phyllis.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
That's just exhausting though.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
You put in so much energy talking to multiple people
and then like when you finally meet them, there's just
nothing there.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
That's why most people do like meeting.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Someone out in the wild, which is so stupid to say,
like out in the wild, we're meeting people in real life,
which is.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Where you're supposed to be.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, like that's up until maybe ten years ago. That's
how it works.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
There's a couple of more text messages, Bailey, be patient,
I'm almost divorced. I would love to go out and
get some ice cream with you.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I love ice cream.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Now.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
See here's another thing. I have always used the resources
of the people who listen to the show as my
dating pool. Yeah, and it worked out great. I met somebody,
you know, I met some wonderful, wonderful, wonderful people that
listen to the show. Because they're not just listeners, they're people.
They're listen to the show.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
I mean, I love that for you, but you would
go on dates with people's sight unseen. And I feel
like I need to be attracted or I need to
attract someone that I'm attracted to. And I don't care
if people say I'm big headed for that, but like,
I'm attracted to many people, so it could it could
be anybody. It doesn't have to be someone hot. I
just need to also attract someone who I am attracted to.
Because if you're attracted me and I'm not attracted to you,

(34:33):
then it's not.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Gonna work out a period.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
I totally get that. Yeah, so it's hard something. When
you text in, they're like to try me. I'm like,
I don't what do you look like?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I don't know. You give them your phone number and
then you say, text me your.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Picture, follow me on Instagram, at Bailey.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
On air, slide into DMS and meet Bailey.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
That's like the best way to go about it.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
If you're texting in, like I'm interested in Bailey, just
follow her on Instagram and dm or because then you
can you know so much about Bailey right now if
you listen to the show and you know most likely
what you looks like and that's not fair to her
to not know at least a little bit about the Yeah,
oh yeah, true, thank you Jenny.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
So she is so DM ballad Billy dms are gonna
be blowing up.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Someone texts it and save Dave's got Mambo number five
going on, what.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Does that even mean?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
A little bit of Monica in my life?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
But it's Sylvia, a little bit of Mabel.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Actually Blue Bega is Dave Ryan. So I wrote that song, all.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Right, thank you? That is the dirt brought you by
six one two injured Himer and Lamber's injury law. I'm
at the campsite with the girls. They're two and four
years old, and we're walking around. We're walking back and
forth to the playground. We're just having a great time
and we're at the Jordan Kowa shout out Jordan Kowa. Uh.
And so Evelyn, who is two almost three, she's walking
behind me, like a couple of steps behind me, and

(35:45):
she goes, don't look at me like that. And I
was like, what, I didn't even look at you. Where
did you get that? And I asked her mom, Alison,
my daughter, I said, where where did she hear? Don't
look at me? Like that, and Alison laughed, is like,
I have no idea what did your kids say that
made you go? Where did you hear that? So if

(36:08):
they said like the F bomb or they said something
like where did that? What? Where did that come from?
Where did your kid? What did they say? And where
did they get this?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
My niece at the end of anything being in the microwave,
when it counts down like three, two one, she'll go
Happy New Year?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Where did she know?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Because she's two and a half, so I don't know
if she remembers the last New Year, But that's adorable.
She says weird stuff like that all the time. But
I don't look at me like that. That seems kind
of snotty, look at me like that.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
It's like, I know her mom and dad would never
have said that. Maybe she got it from her big sister.
But if your kid comes home from daycare and they're
saying something that, where did you hear that? Send me
a text let me know, or call me, or even
use the talkback feature in the talkback app of the
iHeart app. Tap the red microphone and let me know
what did your kids say? How old are they? Where

(37:01):
did they get that? Good morning? It's Katie w B.
What is something your kid said? Where you said? Where?
Where did you get that? I've actually got some talkbacks
here on the talkback feature on the iHeart Radio app,
which you can use anytime. Just open up the iHeart
Radio app and then look for the red microphone button
and leave me a little talk back. Let me see

(37:23):
what I got you ready, you're ready? Here we go.
Here's one right, here's one right now, one button and
leave me a little something. Oh, I know your stream
is playing in the background. Hold on, we close that
and then you want to try it again? Yeah, and
try it one more time? Okay, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
My son is four years old and anytime he goes
number two in the bathroom, he always just.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Start saying, oh, that's the stuff, And I.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Have no idea where he gets.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Oh that's the stuck got. Okay, let's try another one.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
So Mimi was about one and a half two, and
my mom's sitting in the car, sitting in the car
with her, and my cousin is something, and my niece goes.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Blanking imbecile, Oh my god, blanking embecile. Wow, where where
did she get that? Okay? We had a bunch of
the kids. They say the darness things. We got somebody
else here on the talk back, my three.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Year old suddenly was coming home saying, put a chicken
on it, babe.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I have no idea where that came from.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Put a chicken on it. Write that down for a
state fair shirt. But I put a chicken on a baby,
because you know what would happen. People would come up
and say, what does that shirt mean?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Okay on the phone. This all started because the little Evelyn,
she's too She told me the other day, She's like,
stop looking at me like that, or don't look at
me like that. I'm like, I'm not even looking at you.
What are you talking about? What did your kids say?
That came out of nowhere? High Courtney? Hello, what does
your kids say?

Speaker 9 (39:00):
Okay? So this is my little sister. When she was little,
she used to say choc a pie, socco pee, and
we thought she was saying shockapee and how did that
town get stuck in your head? Like do you want
to go to Valley Fairs? Socca pee? So then we
found out months and months later she was saying chocolate please, oh, soccer.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Please, chocolate please.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Oh that's adorable because it'd be like, where'd she gets
shock a Soca pee? What is the world? Some text
messages as wow.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
One of our family members asked our four year old
what he asks Santa for.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Christmas, and he goes, none of your business.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
My three year old says, knock it off right now,
you aren't my best friend anymore.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
As if it's a curse. We have never once said that.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Where did they get this? I will tell you one
thing that your kids will Your kids, at one point
during their childhood might say I hate you because you'll
do something like you won't give them a you know,
animal crackers, or you won't give them goldfish. I hate you.
Don't acknowledge it, because once they realize that gets you upset,
they'll use it all the time. I remember that happened

(40:03):
with my sister and her kid. I hate you? What
you don't? You don't hate? Just ignore it? Yeah, okay?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
This textas When my son was four, he told a
kid at daycare to shut.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Up, you moron.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
You must have heard that from dad. Dad heard it
was the learned it from.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
My dad, who would yell at his dog when she
was barking.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Shut up, you moron.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
My three year old is constantly saying, oh Jesus Christ
at every little inconvenience.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Oh no, and she's three.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah again that's from mom or Dadah, this is from Wanita.
When my son was six, I gave him a banquet
Salisbury steak dinner and he goes, what is this?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Ish say?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
This is? I love it. Here's another one on the
talk back feature, What did your kids say that made
you go? Where'd you hear that?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
When my son was about five years old, he tootored
and said, I farted, It burned my butt.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
She jiggled.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Okay, if you got one of them, let us know.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
There's one more fucking call.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Oh there is no there is Okay, look at that. Hello,
it's Katie WB. This is Holly. Hi Holly. What did
your kids? How old was your kid? What happened?

Speaker 9 (41:18):
I have two granddaughters and their ages five and.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Seven, and when I came to visit recently, they told
me they're going to burgle my turds?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
What is that supposed to mean?

Speaker 3 (41:31):
What? Dad?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
They got it from dad? Did they get it from dad?

Speaker 9 (41:36):
They may have, They may have gotten there from their moms.
But yeah, they like to read they're pretty precocious, and
I'm just looking at I'm like, I haven't heard the
word burgle.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
I think I was like, I mean, I'm fifty seven. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
It reminds me of the time we were at chee
cheese over in Minnetonka years ago and one of us
meet or Susan, dropped the F bomb and then Alison,
who was about two, started to repeat it. And when
she repeated it, the more we laughed, and the more
we laughed, the more she repeated it till she was
basically shouting the F bomb in the middle of chee cheese.
It was awesome. It was awesome. All right, it's one
of one point three Katie WB What are we doing here?

(42:12):
We're gonna do I think fast, We're gonna do vnsters okay,
all right, vont is here to stir the pot. What
is on your mind today? VNT?

Speaker 8 (42:20):
If you still spit on the ground in twenty twenty five,
get a life. You're like, why there's people that just
walk around, you know, they just just out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
You're not in a Western fould. It's gross, No, it's gross.
I see pools, A spit on the sidewalk and I'm like, really,
why was that? Why was that necessary?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Are we walk and you see pools of.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Anywhere else? It happens everywhere. It's like, who decides to
just spit on the sidewalk?

Speaker 8 (42:45):
I saw it so many times this week in at
Valley Fair, And I think what makes it worse there
is there are people walking around with no shees on
at Valley Fair because we're getting on water rock on
the water park.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Yeah, so why are you walking around?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Like?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Whatever? Ever? Has it done anybody? I don't know's no purpose.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
The only time I think I've ever spit on a
sidewalk is because maybe I had like something.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
U fly, like who like flew my mouth? Like I
don't just like spit out of nowhere?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Here guys, And it's ninety nine point seven percent men
that'll go and then spit on the sidewalk, and it's like, yeah,
it's just get just gross. Don't you don't poop on
the sidewalk. I don't see your spin on. I want
to see your spit on the sidewalk. I am behind
you on this one.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
There are so many people like we're literally in line,
and he it almost seems like he did it at me.
I know he didn't, but like we're just right there
and you ask them why they do it, they just like,
I don't know, So why do it?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Do you ask them?

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Why?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Are no?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
I want to?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I'm sure I've asked somebody in life before. I always
just assume it's because they got chew in their mouth. Yeah,
so they're spitting there.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
That people just spit I do.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
I do agree with that because growing up, my dad
we would always be driving around this one intersection.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
He rolls his window down and he'd spit up. So
I don't know what it was, but he did it
every single time, and it was so weird.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Red huge back or do anything like that.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
He just write that interfection. Yeah, my dad would spit
out the window too.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
People that do that if you're unless you're like running
a marathon or something. People that do it in twenty
twenty five, you're dumb.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
That's true. This was the nineties when our fathers did it.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Here's something that you don't know. Sometimes you'll go to
It doesn't really happen at work because you're around the
people and they know you. But if you go to
a public men's room, you walk up to the urinal
there's always the guy who will spit for as am.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
I right, so many and I'm just like, why what
are you doing? Like are you just overproducing saliva?

Speaker 8 (44:34):
Even then not to get like kind of weird, but
like I just I swallow my spit. I mean, I
have never had a desire to you just spit in
the middle of anywhere.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I know. Yeah, I guess I don't really learn it
a lot about right, it serves my pot more than
it does you guys. It's probably my pot. This is
like damn, no, you're right.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I totally agree to me. It's like farting in public
or burping in public? Are you just like you know what,
just don't Yeah, I don't like farting and burping are
a little different. Also like natural thing that happen though it's.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Not though when you're in a public place.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Because let me tell you, when we were in Iceland
two days in a row, guys just farted right in
front of my sister and I as we were walking behind.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Them, and we literally, like.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Of course laughed because we thought it was funny, but
it was so aggressive and in a very public area,
and I'm just.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Like, what just hadn't been my grandma did that. My
grandma was in town over the weekend, and I'm going
in Bear's.

Speaker 8 (45:23):
Grandma not badly fair, but Alyssa told me I was
I guess I wasn't there. She was on the couch
and she was trying to get up. I told you
she is all right us. So it's hard for her
to get up. She has to do a little jiggle
and she kind of farted having to get up. Okay,
she was like, we very sorry.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
That's very different than just walking down a main street
and letting out a big fart.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
I wonder if there are cultures were farting in public
is acceptable, or you have your in laws over for
dinner and it's like, oh, excuse me, and it's like, oh, okay,
well grandpa had to farty. Maybe some cultures is acceptable.
So all right, thank you. Vaughn
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