7am Hour - Never Know When You Need Plywood

We talk to Valerie who is concerned about her daughter's senior pictures, a brand new War of the Roses, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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on it. Vaught has been in relationship with Alyssa for

(02:10):
a couple of years. They lived together. How long has
she lived here?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Now?

Speaker 7 (02:13):
Not quite a year? Six months?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
No, next month makes a year? Oh oh yeah, it's
been so long but so quick.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (02:21):
And she I think she's a psycho because she started
switching up what side of the bed she sleeps on.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
And I'm like, who does this?

Speaker 8 (02:27):
Because typically I started sleeping on the side closest to
the door, because that's like the stereotype, right, if somebody's
gonna break in, the man has to be closest to
the door.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
It happened that way with us, but totally by accident.
If we lived in a different house that worked out.
Then she'd be by the door.

Speaker 8 (02:41):
Well that was what we did at first, but then
she the other side she slept on was by the
vent in the air would mess with or whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
So we switched.

Speaker 8 (02:48):
Now every other night I just catch her like, oh,
I want this side, or I'll just come in the
bed and she's already on my side. One night she
started sleeping horizontally. I was like, this is not we
don't do this orror.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Is how are you be very petite to not have
her legs hanging off the end of the bed.

Speaker 8 (03:04):
Alissa could fall asleep standing right where I am right now.
Alyssa could sleep anywhere, So tell us of people like that, like,
it doesn't matter. She could be in the middle of
World War two when Alyssa could fall asleep.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
So how do you respond to this? Do you just
kind of go along with her? Do you argue about
because I think it's kind of weird. Even if you
live alone, I think you tend to sleep on one
side of the bed, and it's usually the side of
the bed that you prefer to get up on. You've
heard the phrase get up on the wrong side of
the bed. Yeah, don't you always get out of bed
on the same side.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Yeah, I think you always gravitate towards one side. Denny Bailey,
you guys live alone?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, no, I mean I well, when I had a partner,
we switched one time because I didn't like like the
glow of a light that came from that side of
the room. So then we did switch. But then it
was forever after that, And so now I'm very used
to sleeping on that side of the bed, and that's
how I still sleep too.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
And once I no longer had a living boyfriend, I
pushed my bed against the wall, so there's only one
way that or one side of the bed that I
can sleep on.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Make your bed though, when you push it up against it, yeah,
it does.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
But also like I make my bed and then the
one side of the bed just stays made all the
time because I just.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Like it, except when you change the sheets. Yeah, then
you got to remake the bed. Yeah, I've always forever
slept if I'm on my back looking up, I'm always
on my right side of the bed, on the right
side of the bed.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
I just think it's like psycho behavior, because like you said,
it's a routine it's a rhythm. Even the way I sleep,
I prefer to sleep like on my right side. So
when we switch sides of the bed, then like just
I'm completely off.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
You guys go to bed at different times, I assume
because she has a crazy work schedule.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
Her schedule always changes. Yeah, like she's at work right now,
but tomorrow she works night shift. So yeah, our schedules
are always flip flopping.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
So like you crawl into bed and you're like, she's
in there first a lot of times, and you're like,
I don't know what I'm getting tonight.

Speaker 8 (04:50):
Yeah, I kind of just have to go with it.
It's like a mixed bag every day.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
That's so weird. I think we're such creatures of habit.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, even if I lived alone one day, if my
dreams come true, I will still sleep on that side,
the right side of my bed.

Speaker 7 (05:03):
I just always do.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
My dad and my step mom do it sometimes, Like
I'll see they switch, or like they'll sleep at the
foot of the bed, their head at the feet instead
of you know.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
The nobody does that. They put their head at the
opposite of the bed, just to mix it up a
little bit.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
I don't know, it's the weirdest thing, and I thought
it was weird that just they like my parents did it.
But then I see a lista doing it, so I'm like,
am I the weird one? So your feet are up
by the wall sometimes, yeah, that's Nobody does that, does.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
That unless like you're having nightmares and you're like.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I can't go back to so disorienting. I wake up
and I wouldn't know where I am.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Hello, what's going on? Okay? Similar question.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Then, if you're in a hotel and your room has
two like full beds or two queens in it, which
bed do you.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Sleep and say two? Oh, if there's two.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Like if it's a double standard room, No that I
don't think I choose.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I think it just happens.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
SAME's.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
It's like whatever you throw your bag on, that's the
bed that you don't sleep on, and usually the one
closest to the door.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah. Yeah, No, I don't have a friends when it
comes to hotel rooms.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
I just think it's like psycho behavior because it just
throws my equilibrium off for the day.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I'm like, oh, okay, I think that.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
A lot of people do it.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm surprised because I think most couples you could be
married for fifty years and you would still sleep on
the same side of the bed as you did your first.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Night in bed indent where your butt is.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
If somebody texted and said they switch sides of the
bed with their husband, it's no big deal.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Why is there a reason or does it just happen or.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I got never run into that problem? Not really sure?
And how does Alyssa justify this?

Speaker 8 (06:34):
She doesn't because she's always sleep so I just kind
of have to crawl into bed. She's like, who cares? Okay, interesting,
all right?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Kokoo bananas?

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Like I guess all right.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
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Speaker 7 (06:51):
We're gonna talk to a woman.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's senior picture time and it's kind of passed a
little bit, but senior pictures are being taken.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
It is the time for it.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
You'll see kids down by this stone arch bridge, or
in the warehouse district or out by the arboretum getting
their pictures taken from some professional photographer. But there's a problem.
This woman is worried or annoyed or questioning her daughter's
choice for senior picture. And you'll hear exactly why. And
I want to hear what you think. We'll do that

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Speaker 4 (07:36):
I followed him yesterday, did follow me? Thank you appreciate that.
So he didn't follow me back though that's kind of rude.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
I will make sure that he follows you back. I'll
talk about that.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah at Bailey on air.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
Okay, at Bailey on air.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, that's how he can follow me.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
And so he was watching TV last night, which cracks
me up because dogs don't normally watch TV, even if
there's a dog barking on TV. But he's like, and
he cocks his head to the side, and then he
was staring at himself in the reflection in the fireplace glass, like,
and he's like, Bernie, that's you, Like, there's a dog

(08:08):
in here.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
Would you call him Jenny.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
He's got a little bit of dirp Is that a
term that you made up?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
No, I think that it's used a lot. It's kind
of like when you make a funny face or something.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I'd say my nephew is a bit of a dirp.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Yeah, I hold your nephew twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
No, he is four. For it's a nice thing to
say about a kid.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Dirt.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Try to go to a park. I say that about him.
I say it behind his back.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
So you walk up to a kid at a park
and go dup.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
And they see if they go either run back to
their mom or they say it back to you.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
And he wouldn't make a sound, you don't say. It's
like a sound effect.

Speaker 9 (08:45):
Like no.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
I would say, like Dave, you're really dirty today, And
that just means they're being kind of like silly, weird.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
It's very descriptive, though, dir dirt, go follow him at
the Bernie Tails t A I l s and you
can see my dog watching TV. It's graduation season. Well
it's graduation picture season and we kind of passed it
a little bit. But you know, anybody who's going into
their senior year next year, they're getting a photographer. They're
going down to the Arboretum and they're going down to

(09:13):
many ha ha falls and they're getting their picture taken.
You see it all the time, all summer long. Honestly,
is it all summer long?

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
We get a mom on the phone, Valerie, who's a
little concerned about what her daughter wants to do with
her senior pictures.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Hi, val Hi, how are you tell.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
Me what your daughter wants to do in her pictures?

Speaker 10 (09:31):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (09:32):
So I feel awkward even seeing this, but I really
need some advice.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (09:37):
So my daughter we're going to go down to the
stone Arch Bridge and she found this dress last weekend
and it's a very pretty dress. But to me, it's
too low cut. And my daughter, you know, has a
lot going on up there's a pretty big boob and
I'm just gonna say it, you know, And I just

(10:00):
feel like it's too much for a senior picture.

Speaker 9 (10:03):
You know.

Speaker 11 (10:04):
I didn't think senior pictures are supposed to be like sexy,
at least they weren't when when I was doing them,
you know. So I'm just wondering, am I being too
old fashioned? Am I out of touch? Is this the
trend now?

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Is this?

Speaker 10 (10:19):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (10:20):
I guess I'm just looking for some advice and kind
of guidance in this.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I guess I know what you mean, because then you know,
a couple of generations go or a generation to go.
Girls wore a certain look for prom and homecoming, and
now it's like a very very very short skirt. We
were out at dum where were we wildfire last year?
And a table full of prom kids was next to us,
and the girls spent most of their time pulling their dresses.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
The dresses down a little bit, yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Or they're like the voom like a very hour glassy,
skin tight kinds.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
I mean I know what you mean.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
By the grad like pictures because I've seen I work
in a high school part time, and I've seen a
lot of grad pictures, and like the little like undressed
that's above your knees is very in right now, with
like the little tiny cap sleeves, and I feel like
that's what most girls are.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Wearing for their graduation pictures.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
And so I do think it is kind of like
the trend right now, but I'm not sure it's going
to be trending away at all.

Speaker 12 (11:20):
Okay, So if you.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Said anything to your daughter, because I'm going to guess
You're probably the kind of mom that's like, you know what,
I'm not going to try to jump in and control
your life. You're probably you know, you're seventeen almost eighteen
years old, and if this is what you want to do,
I'm not going to say no, you gotta wear something
that comes up to your collarbone because you want it
to be her it's her senior picture.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
Yeah, but the family has to look at it as
somebody with a sister in high school. This is definitely
a trend now, I think more than ever. But it's
so weird because I mean, I was only in high
school a couple of years ago, like one, but they
gave us outfits to wear, like you had to wear
like if you were a guy, a suit or the
women had to wear like a certain gown thing to

(12:01):
wearw choose to wear whatever you wanted.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Text message is coming in. Go with it, mom, It's
the norm. Now girls do multiple dress outfits, and that's true.
I think Carson me Alison. Alison went crazy with hers.
She had like an out you know, like a boardrobe change,
and man, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Had like three or four different outfits.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
But you're worried because it's like she's got a large
chest area and you're worried that. I don't I mean,
I don't know. We all we love to show off
our bodies that they look good. Yeah, we just do.
If you go to the gym and you got look great,
you love to show it off. It's like showing off
a new car or showing off a new hairstyle. Why not,
There's nothing wrong with that. You're just worried that somewhere

(12:41):
down the road she's gonna be like good or the
relatives are gonna be like E.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
I don't know. I say, stay out of it. It's
gonna it's her choice.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
She's at an age where she's gonna have to learn
to live with her choices, good or bad.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
We have a text message that says my daughter is
a senior and we have pictures next month. I'm told
most girls you a short dress, a long dress, and
a pants outfit, usually paired with a crop top, and
that's I've seen a lot of like mid drift in
senior pictures, which again to me seems so strange. But
now is it any more weird than like in the seventies,
having a senior picture with a giant caller like, it's

(13:17):
what is trending with fashion right now?

Speaker 7 (13:20):
Yeah? I think so.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Well, there's a bunch of text messages on there's in valeries,
wondering valeries at a daughter who's going to be in
a senior next year, get her senior pictures taken, and
the does she have a change of outfits or is
the only outfit that Loca dress?

Speaker 11 (13:33):
Well, this is what she has right now, and I
guess we can have other options, but she just really
wants to wear this particular dress and I don't know.
I'm just really torn on it.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
I don't know. I say stay out of it.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Let it be her decision, because if you try to
control her senior pictures, she's going to be Madre's here's
the big secret about senior pictures. Do you guys, And
I've talked about this before, They're forgotten within a year.
They absolute one are Alison. We probably spent seven hundred
dollars on her senior pictures because the photographer should get
a good one. They're they're they're expensive. And she goes

(14:08):
down to I don't know where she went, and where
are her senior pictures?

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Now?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
They're folded up in the guest room, in that little
folder that flips out that you're supposed to put on
the coffee table or whatever. Senior pictures are quickly forgotten.
You'll save them forever, but you certainly don't display them forever.
There's a little snapshot of a short period in your life.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
My mom still has my sisters and I senior pictures
and frames in the house, so she yeah, she does.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Yeah, but then like, the only people who're seeing it
is your mom and anyone who happens to be over
at your house.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Yeah, absolutely, I agree.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
I give what you mean, Dave, Like, no one's going
to see them after like your grad party, because they're
going to be on the little postcard for your grad party.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
And that's kind of it.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I guess you're right. They're on the postcard for your
grad party. Yeah, And I think we've all seen some
postcards for grad parties where it's like, oh, wow, she's
wearing something a little I don't want to say sexy
because that sounds weird, but that's, for lack of a
better it is. We have people on the phone here
for you, Valerie, to give you some advice about whether
your daughter should wear a sexy low cut dress for
her senior picture.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Tammy, Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
What's on your mind? Tammy?

Speaker 9 (15:14):
Well, just be thankful it's not nineteen ninety three, because
I went to Glamour Shots.

Speaker 12 (15:19):
If any of you guys were there, of.

Speaker 7 (15:20):
Course we do. Yes. Did you wear a sparkly silver
sailor's hat?

Speaker 9 (15:24):
Yes, there were several more drobe changes.

Speaker 13 (15:27):
Well.

Speaker 9 (15:28):
I had asked for an elegant look and they put
me in a leather bouchier. They of course heightened my hair,
but I ended up making me look like a hooker.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Glamour Shots was hooker shots. That's exactly what they did.
And most people that are the age of fifty or
over somewhere have a picture of them dressed in a
leopard print thing with a silver bow in their hair
from Glamor Shots.

Speaker 11 (15:54):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
You know, so, so are you?

Speaker 10 (15:58):
So?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
What do you think should Valerie stay out of the
whole thing with her daughter in the boob pick?

Speaker 9 (16:03):
You know, as long as it's not like overly suggestion,
I would say it's okay.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Someone did texting kind of in that similar vein saying,
as a big boob lady, they're gonna look big in
a dress and they're also going to look big in
a sweater.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
It's a good point. Yeah, good point.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
So as long as yeah, I like that, as long
as it's not suggestive, like, as long as she's not
you know, pushing them together.

Speaker 7 (16:23):
Or cubbing them.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Yeah, exactly, she's gonna it's just like a part of
her body has really changed since my time.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Legaties, Amber, what do you want to say to Valerie?
Valeriees worried that her daughter is going to get dumb,
low cut pictures for her senior pictures and she's going
to regret it.

Speaker 7 (16:41):
What do you think, Amber, No, just go with it.

Speaker 14 (16:44):
You don't have to order the picture, so you know,
there's going to be some pictures that maybe look a
little bit more sexy that us moms and dads don't like.
But we can always order the headshot for grandmas and
ants that goes out there.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
You go, Yes, that's a good, good idea. Okay, good,
thank you, Amber. Sarah go to wrap things up here, Sarah,
what do you think last word on this? Help her out?
What should she say? What should she do?

Speaker 7 (17:08):
Hello? Sarah?

Speaker 15 (17:09):
Oh hi, hi, Yeah, I actually, like ten years ago,
I was a senior and I did pictures in a
small dress too, And it was like so fun because
at that time I love my body and now I'm
old and I don't like my body, and it's like,
just do it. It's gonna still be something that's like
that was so fun to take.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Those pictures and love those pictures absolutely.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
So this was ten years ago.

Speaker 12 (17:35):
Yeah you're so old now, Oh.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
My god, are you nearly thirty now?

Speaker 7 (17:40):
I know, sit down, grandma.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Get her an AIRP membership.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
That is one thing to think about. And you run
into this with people who get into their thirties or forties.
They go, I look at a picture of me at
sixteen when I was in a swimsuit and I thought
I was fat. Yeah, I would kill for that body. Now,
is so true? What are you gonna do right now?
Make a decision, Valerie, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 11 (18:07):
Oh, I'll let her wear it. I think that is
good advice. And maybe and like somebody suggests, it's like
just crop out the headshot. Yeah, to send a family,
you know. And I don't want to fight with her
about it, and so and like the other lady said,
you know, if they're big, they're just gonna show in everything.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Final text messages we get a couple of times, but
so many people texted.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
In about this one.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
This one says, I've only ever used my grad pictures
my senior year and for my grad party, and that's it.
We don't use them. My parents have had a few
framed around the house. Sure, but still it's a snapshot.
Let her wear the dress. If she regrets it at
twenty four or thirty four or forty four, she'll laugh
with you. We grow and we learn. A lot of
people are saying, compromise, do multiple outfit changes. And someone says,

(18:56):
let's be thankful she doesn't want to do a topless
photo in a field covered by flowers.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
That's trending on TikTok.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
Yeah, that's not a trend on tape.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Now that she says that I have seen that where
they hold like a bundle of flowers right in front
of their bear boobs, and that's like the grad party photo,
the grad photo.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 5 (19:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Show where that Sabrina Carpenter Rolling Stone cover and suggest
that one. Yeah, that'd be a very memorable senior picture. Hey, Valerie,
thanks for listening to the show. Have a good day. Okay,
thank you, Valerie. It's okay, bye bye. I'm kind of
a like a mini little group therapy, but most people
are saying, go ahead and do it.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
What's the harm?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Really, let's do the dirt word now. Remember we're gonna
do the keyword for Sabrina Carpenter in about two minutes
or so. We'll do a quick dirt then right into
War of the Roses. Wait, it's not Thursday, No, tomorrow
is June teenth, so we're not going to be here,
but we do want to delight you with a brand
new War of the Roses episode that's coming right up.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
The Dave Ryan Show one on one point pre kd
WB liquid.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
They sell the water in the can that's called liquid Death.
It's very trendy right now, at.

Speaker 7 (20:05):
At least it was. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Anyway, they sold ten cans that contain Ozzy Osbourne's DNA
that will never be.

Speaker 16 (20:14):
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Speaker 4 (20:19):
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Speaker 16 (20:22):
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each camp contains trace DNA from Ossie's webside.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Gross, I don't want old Ozzy Osbourne's DNA now four
hundred and fifty dollars you can for DNA cans.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Alex Cooper, she hosts Call Her Daddy, and she had
recently done a documentary saying that her soccer coach basically
sexually harassed her when she went to college, and all
of these other players who also had that coach, like
ninety nine players have come out and defended the soccer coach.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
And I think the main thing here is.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
That, like, both people can be right, Like the women
who had a good experience with the coach could be right,
but Alex Cooper can also be right. So I'm kind
of like, personally, I think it's rude that these women
coming out defending them are like saying, I mean, they
can say their truth of what their experience was, but like,
don't disregard that Alex could have had a very different

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experience than what they did. So that's been a big
talk with the Alex Cooper fandom.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Sabrina Carpenter, who we've been talking a lot about. When
she goes back on tour, she says she's possibly instituting
a no phones policy. Yes, and she said she recalled
attending a concert and saying that they locked up her
phone and she never had a better concert experience.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
And I've seen that a lot.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Now, they give you kind of like that weird little
metal bag that you put your phone in, and it
makes it so you can't like take pictures of videos.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
That's gonna be difficult to do at a concert because she
sells out arena, so you get twenty thousand people all
with little phone lock bag.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
I don't know exactly how it works, but I mean
she could just kind of do like a loose no
phones and don't take out your phone and if you see,
if you see something, say something I found.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
Nobody would do.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Nobod would adhere to that, because that's the thing is
you got to get pictures and videos to post them
on your social media.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
I hate though, like if I go to a concert
and all you see are just phones up.

Speaker 7 (22:10):
That's why I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
I was gonna say, that's how it was at the
weekend this past weekend, and I was on the floor,
so like I'm at the level of everyone's phone. Yeah,
and so I would like go to try to take
a video myself, and all it was was like phones
in front of me. Yeah, kind of see the weekend
behind all the phones.

Speaker 7 (22:27):
Here's the thing, you almost never go back and watch them.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Now, I've got concert videos and I just I don't
know that I've ever gone back to watch them. So
I've used up the storage on my phone for something
I'm never going to watch. Okay, that is a quick
version of the dirt brought you by six one two
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fly off to Nashville your little overnight carry on bag,
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I don't know. Is there a main street in Nashville?

Speaker 6 (23:04):
Nashville It's like Bradley Street or Broadway? Broadway it is, Well,
I've never been before, I'm sure. Anyway, I'm just trying
to paint a picture of you in Nashville. But the
way you win is to use that keyword on your
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(23:24):
you're good to go. Okay, are you ready to.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Remind you it is Wednesday. We understand that.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I was just gonna say it is Wednesday, it is
not Thursday. But we're doing War of the Roses a
day early because we're off for Juneteenth tomorrow, and so
War the Roses brand new right now on KDWB.

Speaker 17 (23:43):
He loves Me, He loves Me not only one way
to find out War of the Roses on KDWB.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
So I'm on the phone with Cassandra trying to get
the whole rundown of this thing, and it's actually I
bet there's a lot of people that are gonna hear
this War of the Roses and say, yep, I know
what you mean, because it involves well, I don't want
to spoiler alerted for you, but I like Cassandra tell
us about this newish relationship and what's going on high Cassandra, Hey,

(24:14):
how are you. I'm good. You're probably not so good
because right now you're wondering if your boyfriend is really
your boyfriend or you're just kind of a I don't know,
a diversion from his other relationship.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (24:29):
So I've been seeing Phil for oh gosh, it's what
about a month, and we've been hanging out. I met
him playing pickleball. You know, we're just having fun casually
dating and hooking up. You know, he's gone for drinks
a few times, he slept at my house a couple
of times. I've never been to his house. What we

(24:51):
always come to my house is just.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Guess I was gonna say, does that seem like a
big deal? Like, you know, usually somebody is like, you know,
I don't know. We'll go in my car because it's bigger,
or we'll go to my house because I have like
a bigger TV or whatever, and so it doesn't seem
weird to you at all that you haven't been to
his house.

Speaker 10 (25:10):
No, because I have a dog and he doesn't have
any pets, so I like to be there with my dog.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
Okay, gotcha, Okay, I gotcha.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
So when you spend the night, you he spends the
night because you don't leave the dog, Okay, gotcha?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Okay, yeah, yeah, So it's just it's more convenient all
that good stuff. Like, there was no red flags okay
until I couldn't.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
We couldn't find his phone at my house, so of
course I call it to see if it was ringing,
and it was ringing. It was under the couch. I
find it, but I pick it up and it doesn't
say my name. It says it Robert, like in that
of my name. Yep, I'm like, I'm the other woman,

(25:55):
That's what I'm thinking. And I don't confront him about
it because I'm just like, I don't even know what
to say.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Well, you guys aren't even really dating yet, right, you
wouldn't say you're official.

Speaker 17 (26:07):
Right, we're not.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
We're casually dating and we're not official. But the fact
that he doesn't have my name on his phone and.

Speaker 11 (26:14):
It's just it's very suspicious.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Well, okay, so now we all know what that fake
name is for. So if it shows up, like if
his phone is sitting on the coffee table and he's
in the bathroom and the phone rings and it's you,
it'll show up as it.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
It Robert, Yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
It Robert.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Yeah, it's Robert who works in it. Yeah, so it'd
be like, yes, it's Robert and from it. Okay, why
is it Colin you at eleven pm?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Right?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
So I mean clearly, if everything was cool, then he
would have you as Cassandra Pickleball Pickle Yeah, yeah, so
absolutely some suspicion. So what we can do now? This
is a clear cut case because if he has a
main girlfriend, he will clearly send the roses to her.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
What if he's married, What if it's not just girlfriend?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah, I mean we've had that happen before.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Okay, but then again, guys, if she's the new happy toy,
you know what I mean, he might send roses to
the new shiny happy Toy.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
True, but why.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I think you've had I don't even think you need
to do War of the Roses. If you are under
somebody's phone under a different name and you didn't agree
to it, then that's a problem.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
All We already got her here though, so might as well.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
That's true. Let's make the phone call.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, hang out for a second, Cassandra, we'll call your boyfriend.
And then I was just about to ask if you
know his wife's name, but that would be a dumb
question because you don't know if he has a wife.
All right, we'll come back in a second. We'll make
the phone call. On War of the Roses?

Speaker 15 (27:56):
Are they cheating?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
I find out part two of War of the Roses
right now on Katie w B.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
It's not so much that he's cheating on the caller.
He's cheating with the call I know she's.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
The side piece. Maybe it sure.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Sounds like it's.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
So she's been seeing this guy for a month or
two whatever, and they hang out, they hook up, they
go to movies or whatever they do. And she's at
her house and he's like, where's my phone. I can't
find my phone. Where's my phone? And so she's like, well,
let me call it. So she picks up her phone,
calls it. She's like, ah, here it is. It's vibrating
or ringing or whatever under the couch. So she picks
it up and it says instead of her name, it

(28:36):
said it my Robert. I T Robert. Okay, yeah, so
it Robert. And she's like, why am I in his
phone under another name? And then she puts two and
two together, well because if he's sitting on the couch
next to his real girlfriend or what or why anybody
she sees it Robert and she's like, oh.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
It's that guy Robert from calling you again.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
So we're gonna call him intead a trap and we're
gonna say, okay, you win, roses. Who do you want
to send roses to? And see who he picks to
send the roses to. We'll do that right now. Love
to hear your thoughts on War of the Roses. And
do you know anybody who's put a fake name in
their phone? Maybe it's you. Maybe you are the fake name.
Let's make the call least.

Speaker 17 (29:24):
Phil.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Thanks for doing that with me today.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Like I said, I do have a dozen red roses
to send out to whoever you'd like. It's just our
little thank you for taking the time to do it.
So what I need from you now is who do
you want to send those roses to?

Speaker 10 (29:36):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (29:37):
Oh, okay, great, can you send them to Chelsea?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yep, I got that down. Is Chelsea a girlfriend or
your wife?

Speaker 15 (29:47):
She's my fiance.

Speaker 10 (29:48):
Actually, she'll like this.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
One of you guys getting married.

Speaker 10 (29:52):
I just nex September.

Speaker 12 (29:53):
We got some time, but you know.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Oh yeah, but like only a little over a year. Huh.

Speaker 10 (29:58):
We're working on we're planning.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Okay, I'm cute. Well that'll be fund.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I mean he's gonna go from like happy and hopeful
to like shocked and backhanded. And here's some bad news
for you, Phil. You have just been revealed as cheating
on your fiance. Let me explain. So the voice you're

(30:25):
hearing is a new voice of this conversation. It's Dave
Ryan over at KATIEWB Radio, and that was Jenny on
the radio two. And we were put up to this
by a girl named Cassandra. Now don't pretend you don't
know who Cassandra is. You know exactly who Cassandra is.
And Cassandra was worried because she the other day you

(30:47):
lost your phone. It was under the couch, she called it,
and her numbers showed up as it Robert, this is
not news to you. But then she wondered, why is
she an under another name in your phone? And I
think we just found out why awkward.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Awkward seem to be a man of many words.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Is there anything that you want to say to Phil
in this situation?

Speaker 10 (31:15):
You know what I want to say is I'm going
to be fine. You know we it's not about me.
But you have about fiance. You're getting married and you're
cheating on her. Are you kidding? Like you vowed to
marry her. I'm so so bad for her, Like I

(31:36):
I am so sorry that just happened to her. I
can't even believe that you did it.

Speaker 11 (31:45):
Yeah, yeah, you have nothing to say because.

Speaker 14 (31:48):
You're totally in the wrong.

Speaker 10 (31:50):
What you Oh, you should not be getting married.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
That's a good point, he might that you might want
to reconsider that. Yeah, because if you're like a a
year just over a year out from getting married and
you're seeing somebody, that's why you never went to his house,
right because Chelsea lives there.

Speaker 10 (32:13):
Oh little inconvenient.

Speaker 13 (32:18):
I think you just not let Chelsea hear this.

Speaker 12 (32:24):
You know what you need to tell her yourself.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
There are apparently people who have been in somebody's phone
as somebody else. Shae is on the phone high Shay,
you just heard War of the Roses, and it made you.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Think of what.

Speaker 12 (32:42):
A guy that I We were friends for a really
long time, well, we knew each other for a really
long time.

Speaker 13 (32:47):
We lost touch, and.

Speaker 12 (32:49):
Then we got back in touch with each other, and.

Speaker 13 (32:52):
I eventually found out.

Speaker 12 (32:54):
That I was in his phone as we didn't even exchange.

Speaker 13 (32:57):
Phone numbers for a while. It actually we were messaging
through Facebook Messenger, and finally when we did exchange numbers,
I eventually found out I was in his phone as
scam likely scam.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
So he showed up as like a text or whatever
it said scam likely.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Were potential spam, that's my mind.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Were you doing anything inappropriate with this boy?

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Uh?

Speaker 17 (33:23):
Yeah, that's my girl?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
So what was his deal? Did he have to have
a wife? A girlfriend?

Speaker 17 (33:27):
What a girlfriend?

Speaker 12 (33:30):
And of course it was the whole Well, we lived together,
but we're separated.

Speaker 9 (33:34):
You know.

Speaker 17 (33:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (33:36):
Good?

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Was there any evidence of her on his social media
since you said you guys were messaging on like Facebook
right away?

Speaker 13 (33:43):
No, and he actually didn't add me, so I thought
that was kind of weird, but I didn't really care
because he doesn't go on there very often, but clearly
he messages people on Facebook Messenger.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
So I'm glad you're giggling about it now, Shaye, Yeah,
I think it's funny.

Speaker 13 (34:01):
I even thought about changing my name on social media
to scam like good.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Bet say thanks for listening, have a good day. You
two text message says better she knows now. I found
out about my boyfriend cheating when it was my birthday
and he didn't show up at my party. I found
out the next day he had married someone else. We
were together for six years. She dodged a bullet. So
not only was he cheating, he was engaged and got

(34:29):
married on her birthday and she expected him to come
to her birth day.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Were together for six years and didn't know he had
a whole other fiance.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
At some point that happened.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Here's it exactly, Jenny, here's a Texas says I hooked
up with a girl in college. She put me in
her phone as Purple Trojan because of the item we used.
Fast forward almost ten years later, we're married, we have
a beautiful daughter.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
And his name is still purple Protein in her phone.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
I love it all right.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
We got the War of the Roses song, and then
we're never more than thirty minute away from your chance
to go off to Nashville and see Sabrina Carpenter with
your friend. We'll do that keyword coming up. Just a
little reminder right now though a little War of the
Roses Medley on KD w U B. This story gets
a little bit twisty, turney a little bit. But I
promise you this has never even come close to happening

(35:19):
on War of the Roses before.

Speaker 15 (35:21):
I note this.

Speaker 12 (35:22):
One day the picture of me was slipped over again.

Speaker 17 (35:24):
I could see hands prints on the wall.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
What did he do? What did you find that makes
you want to figure out whether he's cheating?

Speaker 18 (35:33):
Honeygad came across a pair of black underwear of his
covered in white cat hair, and we do not own
a cat.

Speaker 8 (35:47):
I walk in the bedroom and she's on all fours
button naked.

Speaker 12 (35:50):
She's still meet banging on the front door, like pounding it.
He goes near the door and it's his extralfriend.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
To where I noticed on opera boot there was a
bruise there.

Speaker 12 (36:05):
It was perfectly round, kind of like a higgy, notes
said Bradley.

Speaker 14 (36:10):
Since you're whining and dining my wife anyway, I thought
I send you some more wine, you piece of shoes.

Speaker 17 (36:16):
You were being a little bit cagy about who that
guy was.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I don't know who the guy is.

Speaker 16 (36:21):
I told you man like to hook up of other people.

Speaker 17 (36:24):
Well, no, you said that you used to.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
I heard you.

Speaker 17 (36:27):
I know what you sound like. I think that's kind
of an appropriate to say on the radio.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
It'd be worse if he made the sound.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Honey, you got me red and.

Speaker 17 (36:41):
On the bed. I was in the bathroom and I
was trying to find eye drop and I found instead.

Speaker 12 (36:49):
I see that there's makeup remover in there. I was wondering, like,
where does this come from?

Speaker 13 (36:53):
I mean, it's not his I know my own and
it's definitely not the brand that I buy.

Speaker 12 (36:59):
I would like some answers as to why you're sending
cards like I licked it, so it's mine to someone.
I think you miss understood, not you're missing part.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
I'm sorry it's Joyce a lollipop because I don't think
I'm not on.

Speaker 13 (37:18):
The sofa, wasn't she got the package.

Speaker 7 (37:25):
It was an extender.

Speaker 16 (37:26):
She had me used it that night, and I despised it.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
She's seen someone who's extended already.

Speaker 7 (37:31):
Since some people say it makes a huge, no pun
intended difference.

Speaker 8 (37:35):
Honey, men and on the bed.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
So they're betraying you by catching you in a lie.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
I mean they're they're lying.

Speaker 17 (37:48):
To me and whatever.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I mean, you guys part the moral police.

Speaker 10 (37:52):
I'm not.

Speaker 12 (37:52):
There's been a hair that it is partially caught behind
his eye.

Speaker 11 (37:57):
The doctor told us that it was.

Speaker 9 (37:58):
A pir No way he should be drinking another one's breath.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Knock or how does it ryan?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
I mean what, it's none of my business, but I
mean we're all here. Did you drink the coffee?

Speaker 12 (38:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:10):
I mean like the line, sorry, punchline. Honey came in.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Backing up on the bedrooms log.

Speaker 10 (38:28):
What the is going on here?

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Man?

Speaker 17 (38:30):
Serious friend?

Speaker 16 (38:32):
Oh God?

Speaker 7 (38:33):
Why would she lie to Zach and then hook up
with you?

Speaker 12 (38:36):
She like gets some emotional stuff from him, she gets
some physical stuff from me.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
Good deal.

Speaker 12 (38:42):
You said your brother ate to talk about with you.

Speaker 17 (38:44):
And you just don't like him because when I was.

Speaker 13 (38:48):
My brother.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
Oh that's not important to the story.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Uh, we were talking to somebody in the phone, and
get her on the phone right now, Danielle is telling
us a story. I don't mean to laugh, Danielle, but
you heard War of the Roses and she found out
that she was the side piece because she's in his
phone under it, Robert, Danielle, how did you find out
that you were the side piece?

Speaker 17 (39:14):
I wasn't in their phone or anything weird. I never
got to meet them in person, but I had met
someone through some.

Speaker 12 (39:19):
Sort of a dating app or Facebook dating.

Speaker 17 (39:21):
Whatever it was, and we were talking on Facebook Messenger
and we were like sexting and all this other stuff
for like a month or so ago, wild kind of
a thing. And then like for like a week, they
went like just ghost and then all of a sudden,
at random. The next first thing I get is, while
you're talking to my husband, you homewrecord and all these insults,

(39:44):
and I'm like, I didn't even know you existed. Like
their whole profile obviously said single.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Oh so she his phone texted you. Did he then
try to reach out to you and go ag all
a misunderstanding?

Speaker 17 (39:58):
Danielle, Yeah, no, Like I don't know how long after that,
but all of a sudden, Yeah, I didn't block the
person or anything because I just didn't think anything of it.
And I got a message, like I don't even know
how long later, like I said, and they're like, oh no,
my phone got hacked or or whatever my account or
whatever it was that they tried, Like this person tried.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
To use that.

Speaker 17 (40:20):
That's not likely what a hacker is going to say,
or no, pretend to that with someone else.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Did your stomach just drop when you got that message
calling you a homeworker, because that's like the worst I've
had that happen to me before.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Somebody pretended they were single.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
When I met them out at a bar one night,
and then a week later I got a DM from
a girl being like hey, yeah, and they were very
nice to me.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
They didn't like attack them. No. I was like, I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
There was he didn't obviously tell me he had a girlfriend,
and there was no evidence on his social media that
he had one, And now her and I are actually
kind of friends, so shut.

Speaker 17 (40:52):
Out a verbal assault, like I literally got called the
W word.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Oh no.

Speaker 10 (40:59):
A who yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Well, Danielle, I'm glad you recovered from that, and we
should do a bit one time. How did you find
out you were the side piece? I'll bet there are
a lot of stories. All right, it is KD W B.
We got to go back to something we talked about
a minute ago, and that is a We talked to
a woman named Valerie. Valerie's a mom. She got a
daughter who's going to be a senior, and so she

(41:22):
was out getting her senior pictures taken, or she's going
to get her senior pictures taken, and she basically her
daughter wants to wear a low cut, boob revealing dress booing.
I haven't seen it, but like a lot of boob.
So Mom's like, I don't know if I want my
daughter to, like in eternity, have this for her senior picture.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
So she was like, what do I do?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
What do I do?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
So we got a lot of people commenting on that,
and the most thing that we got commented on was
go ahead, let her do it.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Yeah, yeah, let her do it, someone said, texting, because
we're still getting text about it from someone who had
triple d's in high school.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Just let it go.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
What she can't control it, Let her wear something she
feels cute in.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
And then someone says, but.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
Opposite, you're the parent, use your wisdom and tell her
to find a more timeless look. You're uncomfortable with the
look for a reason, follow your instincts and go shopping
with her.

Speaker 7 (42:13):
It's good advice. That's good parenting advice.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
So can I say, from my point of view, I
love my mom, but she definitely had a say in
both mine and my sister's senior picture.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
I can see that. Yeah, I can see that, and
I defer to her right.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Well, if she's saying it, if I think my aunt
was there too when we were shopping for clothes for
me to wear, and they would be like, oh my god,
look at this.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
This is so cute. Look how cute this is. I'd
be like, yeah, so cute.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
I tried it on to be like, oh it looks amazing,
and I just never wore it again like I would
only wear I think everything that I wore in my
senior picture, like photo shoot, I never wore it again
because I actually didn't necessarily like any of it.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
I don't think that's uncommon, Bailey, like I think my mom,
because I lived under her roof. She also had a
say in like you know you. She didn't dictate what
I wore, but I went to her and she was like, yes,
this is good, No, this is yeah. It's not uncommon though,
I feel like I'm okay now.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
We decided when we when we knew we're going to
talk to Valerie today, we said, let's all track down
our senior pictures and post them on Instagram. Dave Ryan show,
I had seen Jenny's before. Jenny looks nothing like you,
Like you don't look like you at all. That can
be a different girl.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
I was very I look very different in high school.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Like a lot of people always say, like I was
so hot in high school whatever like about themselves. My
globe didn't happen till my mid twenties. I feel like
I had hot high school.

Speaker 7 (43:34):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Oh no, you did have a baby.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Faces, such a baby face, like a round face. I
overplucked my eyebrows, so those are pretty much non existent,
and they're blonde, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
So Bailey looks like a pop star. No, seriously, you
look like an adorable little pop star in Bailey.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Like a Disney Channel pop star. No, definitely give me
Disney Channel sitcom.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
I knew that is a great picture.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
Remember specifically backcombing my hair, so it was huge, and
my mom said my hair was too big.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
So I to show Dave the photo of your hair bag.
Oh I did.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
I did yesterday and he was like, whoa yeah, I
so yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
The picture that we have posted I had. That was
my small hair.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
I used to backcomb my hair like I was in
the musical hair spray.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
So Dave with yours? Did you use AI to get
color in it?

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Shut up?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Here's the funny thing about mine. So I was, you
know seventeen. You go down and get your pictures taken.
We bought a suit. I think it was the suit
that I wore my brother's wedding, so maybe I had
one anyway, but I wore a suit. And this is
back before people would go out to a farmer's field
or sunflowers or a waterfall, he'd go to a studio
to get your picture taken.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I got my pictures back, and my skin was so
bad I almost cried. It was like, oh those are
my senior pictures. My skin was so bad. Oh No,
They air brushed the mother f out of that picture
to make all the zits go away.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
Can I tell you they had to airbrush my dad's
senior photo as well, because he was balding so much,
and then the airbrush hair onto his head as.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
A senior in high school. I know, my poor dad,
he's like totally bald, but like.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Well, what looks like he's about the same, Yeah, but
in eighth grade, but just no facial hair. Yeah, no
facial hair and a tuxedo with a rose on the
love pal.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
And that's what I said earlier.

Speaker 8 (45:17):
They gave us those to wear, like I had on,
I think a nice shirt underneath. But for these, they said, no,
you put on this. All the guys wore this, and
then the women wore some type.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Of nice Gowons military school or something public high school.

Speaker 8 (45:29):
I promise you, Dave, yours is very much like Carson.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Looks like your kid in this picture. You look like
Carson in this one.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
No, look, I think Chase looks much more like you
from this photo.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
I haven't seen a picture of Chasing. You guys have
the same nose.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, you guys, Chase and I and my boys and
I look a lot alike. So go check out our
senior pictures. Dave Ryan show.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
I love that.

Speaker 8 (45:49):
All the comments are no, way, that's Jenny, that's n
Doesn't it look like you?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
It really looks like it could be A mean, it
could be Taylor Swift when she was like seventeen years old, and.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
The vibe, I mean, that's a compliment.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
But yeah, no, I'm telling you I look very different
from what I looks like in high school. Like your
ugly ass nails you got, Oh yeah, I did like
the French.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Tipsy look off that in that.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Go check out our senior pictures? And where do you
keep your senior picture? I couldn't find mine anywhere. It's
around somewhere. Susan said, you took a picture of it.
It's on your phone. I'm like, how'd you know that?
I'm going through my phone and so sure enough, I
spent fifteen minutes and there was my senior picture on
my phone.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
I asked my mom and she sent them to me
within two minutes, so she just has them sitting at work,
I think, just waiting.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Where was yours, Jenny, I had to ask my mom,
so she had to she went home and took pictures
of them because she does have mine displayed like in
the house still.

Speaker 7 (46:42):
And would you have dated me in high school? Bailey?

Speaker 4 (46:44):
You wouldn't have dated me in high school.

Speaker 7 (46:46):
Now, I would have dated anybody that looked at me.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Really, I think you're handsome in high school for sure,
definitely were Yeah, really, I like that.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Your face kind of looks like you could rock climate
there is and that's.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Led good look that chiseled, chiseled, good looks looks.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Those photos from like Dave's time were even way earlier.
There's a natural filter on them already, you know what
I mean, Like the Instagram Paris filter that's not

Speaker 7 (47:12):
Look back of the day.