7am Hour - Pet My Dog

Bree calls in for Group Therapy about her absent father, we play Lyric Shuffle, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. Vikings won last night, so that's a good start.
It's a couple of the big birthdays today. Everly is
got a golden birthday today, so that would make her,
what nine years old? What a great name, Everly. When
I get somebody else pregnant, I'm gonna name her Everly.
I has a great name. That's from Mom, Dad, big
sister Ava also Colton. Happy fourteenth birthday from Grandma Nay Nay.

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So thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It is.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
This is the most common day of the year for birthdays.
September ninth, most common day of the year for birthdays.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
See happy Birthday.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Found out that you have to start conceiving December ish
for that.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I think that's probably true. Christmas break, you're relaxed because
then a nine month starts January to Now, well, here's
a way. Jenny figured out a way to meet people
using simply a dog.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Is that right.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
I'm not necessarily saying you're gonna get pregnant or anything
like that, but if you have a dog, a brilliant
way to meet people. As you go to a coffee
shop that is dog friendly, you put a little sign
on your table and you say, please feel free to petause.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I was with my girlfriends this past weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
We walked into this very popular coffee shop and this
dog was just chilling there. I see this sign and
I'm like, hell, yeah, I'm coming to pet your dog.
And the guy was very attractive that was sitting at
the table, and I chatted with him for a while.
I'll be honest, he might have been gay, so I
was like, not really, you know, there was no flirtation,
but I was like, man, what a brilliant idea to
start conversation with people. Because you're just sitting at a

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coffee shop. You can just start chatting. They talk to
your dog, You're like, let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
How was the sign posted? Was it like in one
of those little sticky things with a little little clip
on the top.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Literally looked like an envelope that was folded in half and.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Then just like stuck like a little a frame kind
of a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Okay, exactly was it sitting on his lap or he
was sitting on was sitting at the table you guys?

Speaker 6 (01:53):
Like I said, he was a good looking man. I
just don't know exactly if he was interested in women,
But the amount of women I watched go up to
him and start talking to him and petting his dog.
I was like, this is brilliant, Yeah, so put feel
free to pet Yes, I love.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Get a dog.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Take Cap out to a copy shop.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh, he would be so pissed.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
All right, let's do our weekly game of lyrics shuffle.
Who is playing today? Me and vond are playing each other,
and Jenny's gonna spin the wheel and generate a word.
We gotta come up with a song that has that
word in the lyrics.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
All right, Dave, you're going first.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I read it.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Head going out to my head over you? How to
my head over you?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Who sings it?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Well, I don't don't do we trust you.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Would trust me? I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Okay, whatever, trust me, I wouldn't make it up.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
If you happen to get the song that I choose,
you will get two points oday.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Unfortunately, Dave, I didn't choose your song to Dave.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Song is from nineteen sixty four? Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Little Anthony in the Imperial Shut up?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I love I love those guys.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
All right, Dave's on the board. This one is for
Vaunt tonight.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Tonight tonight, there's a party on the roof. Tap top
of the world tonight, tonight, let's play that song. I
love that Songay, it's write it down, Jenny.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Okay, I have such a moment.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
That's what I had, so sorry, no double points for you, vaunt.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Round two. This is Dave's word.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Sometimes sometimes when we touch the honesties too much.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
That is such a good song. Thank you Jenny once again.
Of course I did not pick that one, but two
points for Dave. Now this is Von's word.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Walk.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
There's a wig song talk wow, Steven Tyler.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I was gonna say walking on sunshine, but that's walked down. Yeah,
sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
All right, Dave gets the steal on that one. Good job, David.
I had this.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I want this empty good one.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Okay, okay, Round three right now, Dave's got three points.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
You have one. You saw plenty of time to come
back though.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Bailey said that I had. There's a wiggle song there.
I definitely thought of a wiggle song, but I.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Was school there to the swimming pool.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
All right, this word is going to be for day
Round three.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
I got nothing, I think, Okay, go ahead, there's a
neo song that's gonna make me mad, make me mad,
I give it.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'm gonna make you love me.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
Everybody, Yes, I will, Yes, all right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Do that, Dave.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I thought you would get this for me.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Would have never thought of that.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
All right, all right, this is the one is now
for vo.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm doing terribly.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I gotta get this, so you're fine.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Take take.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Me take on good break your dance song.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
Okay, not the one I had chosen. So one point
for that.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Sure, it's not.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I promise I had hoes here take me.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
To church one.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Okay, Final round. Dave has three points, vont has two.
This word is for.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Dave, mean for the steal Jenny locking with me? Girl?
What do you mean coming back?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Look at that?

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Okay, So because you got that got yeah, you got
double points. So now it's tied four to four. It's
Vaughan's turn. If gets us, you.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Win coming from the back. Dave. Okay, here's like the
Vikings last night.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Good I'm no good at good Guys.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm way too good at good Bye, Sam Smith too
good good. I'll give you at I got good girl gone.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Ben another good one and one that we play all
the time.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Congratulations, you got that point today.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Thank you. We'll be back with war of the roses
on the spicy scale, I'd say six point five maybe
a seven on the spicy scale. So just to give
you a little heads up, that'll be coming up next
on Katie w Be live commercial free all over the
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or does anybody have a shower radio that suction cups
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that right now, check that out. And the Vikings won
last night. They came back in the fourth quarter and
they won. We had turned it off because we thought

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they were gonna lose.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Well, I had it.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
I wasn't watching it, but I had the score up,
and when I went to bed at nine fifteen, they
were losing. But I could have told you they were
losing because I had my window open because it's a
lovely summer evening, and my neighbor also had their window open,
and I could hear the guy in there going.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Like come on. When I literally thought there was crime
happening outside and so.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
I thought, oh, shoot, I wonder if my car is
gonna get broken into today. But then I thought, no,
this guy is reacting to the freaking Vikings game.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Some people I can't watch certain vibes. When when Carson
gets fired up during a football game, I can't watch
with him. It just gets way too angry, and it's like, dude,
it's like why it's sports man's but there's some passionate things.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I don't people get like angry angry.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
But like I I feel like I've been around a
lot of people who scream a lot, but I don't
get like angry.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
But it scares me.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
Sa It was scary because I truly thought crime was
happening out there, and I thought somebody was like yelling
at a kid, but it was just this guy yelling,
and then I don't know his girlfriend being like.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah that's what, that's right.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
Yeah, Like I'm trying to sleep.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
It was like nine thirty. Come on, I'm sorry, people
are sleeping in your ear.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I know Bailey's got to get up early, tired. We're
gonna get Jonah's brothers tickets for you a little bit
later on this hour, but right now we're gonna get
right into War of the Roses on kd WB. Let's
see what happens.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
He's advice.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
Your cellphone company would never offer you free flowers for
a survey.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's War of the Roses on Katie w B. All right,
we're breaking new ground, you guys on War the Roses today.
We got to something that's come up on War of
the Roses that in all the years we've done it,
this has never been a thing until now, Kayla. So
you're breaking ground on War the Roses. Congratulations. But there's
a serious side of this too, because she's wondering what

(09:53):
James is up to? Tell me your story? Why are
you here? Kayla?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, so it's kind of weird.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
But so I just moved in together with my.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Boyfriend James, and it's very exciting. And you know, we
were like unpacking our boxes and I came across this
pair of sex dice. Do you know what those are?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I do? Yeah? Okay, all right, okay for the uninitiated,
Jenny Bailey anybody else, what what are what are sex dice?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
We? You know, it's like these like rawnchy dice. So
there were two of them, It's like a pair and
one of them, you know, had all of these like
sexy like verbs on it like kiss, you know, suck, touch, blow, lick,
and then there was yeah, and then there was one
that was like a question mark so you could like

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make it.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Mondole or nibble. Yeah okay, okay, good, okay good.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
And then and then the other guy was like body
parts so it was like you know, neck lips, like ears,
hand shy, and I think there was like a naval one.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Okay, so you might end up with kiss naveel yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
When you roll the dice, right, okay, one of those
fun fun game so fun.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
So yeah, yeah, So I found I find these right
and and I am like James, like.

Speaker 9 (11:16):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Like why do you have these?

Speaker 9 (11:20):
And he was like, oh, like that's from my.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Ex, you know, I haven't even seen it in years,
so weird that they're here.

Speaker 9 (11:27):
And I was like, uh, like.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Why do if it's like why did you save them?
Like why do you still have it? Like just throw
them away and he was like.

Speaker 9 (11:34):
Okay, no big deal, Yeah I'll throw them away.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
So I you know, I was like okay, I just
I'll trust him, like you know, sometimes you mistakenly.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Hold on to something.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Sure, totally makes sense.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Right, But then later on, you know, I was like
getting ready to do laundry and I found them in
the pocket of his pants.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
He did not throw them away.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
No, no, he did not throw them away. And I
was like, what are these doing here? Like why didn't
you throw them away like you said you would? And
he was like, well, we might want to use them, like.

Speaker 9 (12:07):
Just the two of us, you know, use ourselves.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
And I was like, bitch, I'm not. I'm not going
to use your ex's sex dice with you. Like that's
kind of gross, honestly.

Speaker 8 (12:17):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Like I don't know, they're just dice.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
It's not like they were taking home in the bed
with them my problem, I would assume not.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
But if you were using like these dice to have
sexy time for hours upon hours of fun, isn't that
doesn't that kind of taint him a little bit?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah? And I just I don't know, it just makes
me feel like his sloppy seconds, you know, like I don't.

Speaker 9 (12:40):
I don't want any like remnants of other like people
in our.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Relationship, you know, like it's just it's weird, like when
we're in the bedroom, it should just be the two
of us.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Not somebody else, right, I don't disagree, So okay, so
we can make the phone call and we can do
war the roses and see whether I mean, I guess
the suspicion is that if he's keeping these dice and
he didn't say, hey, let's hang on to these right away,
he hid them in his pocket, So the suspicion is
maybe there's somebody else that he's enjoying these little pair
of dice with.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, let's think maybe like that's why he didn't throw
them away, yaka.

Speaker 10 (13:14):
But if we do go ahead and do war the
roses on him, would it be okay if you just
like don't tell him that it's wore the roses, like
if you you know, if he passes the test and
like sends me the flowers, like just.

Speaker 9 (13:26):
If you could just hang up because okay, so like
that I.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Was testing him one Dave always jumps in explains what's
going on.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Dave's not gonna do that part.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
We're just gonna I'm just gonna be like, okay, cool,
those roses are gonna be in the mail.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
Yeah, is that okay?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Because I don't want him to.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Like, yeah, you don't want to start something. I get it. Okay,
totally fine if he passes. But I'm gonna tell you
if he doesn't pass, then we're gonna jump in. Okay, yeah, okay,
and I think you'd want to, I mean maybe just
moved in together, all right. The case of the sex
dice War of the Roses continues.

Speaker 8 (14:00):
Next, love is in the air or wait, are those lies?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I guess we'll see.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I'm part two of Board of the Roses on kd WB.
So I hate even saying the word sex dice, but
they're actually kind of cute. It's like, Okay, one side
of the dice has like a verb like kiss or nibble, fondle, whatever,
and then the other dice has got a body part
like nack or hand or nose, so nibble noseble. So

(14:31):
she moves in with this guy and they're unpacking and
she finds like these dice and he's like, oh, they're
from my old girlfriend, and I'll throw them away. Yeah,
I'll throw them away. So later, didn't she say? She's
like doing laundry, and she looks in his pocket and
finds the sex dice that he is gonna throw away
and sticks him back in his pocket.

Speaker 11 (14:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Oh, by the way, she sent us a picture of
said dice and you can see them on our Instagram
Dave Ryan Show. Just click on the story and you
can see them on there if you're that curious and
can't go checkles out. And then, so now she's wondering
did he save the dice for her or for somebody else?

(15:09):
Is there somebody else? Let's find out right now, we'll
call him, set a little trap and see who he
wants to send roses to. I'm Katie WB.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
Okay, okay, we got that all set, James, thanks for
doing that with me. So I do have a dozen
roses that we're gonna get sent out to whoever you'd like.
So the first thing I'm gonna need from you is
who do you want to send those roses to?

Speaker 9 (15:36):
Yeah, I'll just send them to my girl Kayla.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
Okay, awesome. And then if you guys live together, I
do have your address on the account already. Is that
the address I should send them to?

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah? Yeah, that's cool. Okay, awesome.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
So I'm going to get those out for delivery. They'll
be at your house probably by the end of today.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Cool, Thanks, Yeah, thanks so much for doing that. You
have a great day.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Okay, he's gone. Now we can talk about him. We
can talk You feel bad at all that this poor
slob is going to wait for flowers. He's all proud
of that. He's gonna send to Kayla and and Kayla
is never going to get him.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
Yeah, he's probably gonna be upset with his cell phone company.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
What he calls the fell's cell phone company back, and
he's like, I have a problem. You called me and
you said to Roses and they're like, sir.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
We don't know who you are what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
He passed the test, Kaylea. You got to feel good
about that, right.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I feel great about that.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Okay, good, Let's get back to the used dice though. Yeah,
what if I agree with you, I would not want
to use any kind of a used whatever. It's just like,
I mean, I remember one time I took a girlfriend
to another girlfriend's favorite restaurant and I had mentioned like, oh, yeah,

(16:51):
this is so and so's favorite restaurant. Why are we
what are we doing here? Because you don't want any
remnants or sloppy seconds.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Right, I mean, I agree.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
I probably wouldn't love if I was saying someone and
they had sex dice from an ex However, I would
try to look at it as an opportunity potentially if
there's like that excess so in the history of their past,
and I'd be like, this will be a fun game
for us to play.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Now, I'd say, by your own I mean, they're not expensive, right,
different are they going to be? Look them up on
Amazon sex dice right now, Bailey, look it up on Amazon.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
I see what they are.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Why couldn't he have just not said they were with
his ex well, I.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Mean, like I just bought the ben with like by himself.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, ten dollars. No, he could have said, oh, I
just bought these for us.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
But they were like in a drawer, yeah, I mean
they were in.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
A drawer ten dollars, ten dollars.

Speaker 7 (17:41):
Some of them are even only five market or sex
dice on Amazon ten dollars, ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yet there's different what are the different modes? I mean
there's different price points. What it is some like a
like a Dungeons and Dragons dice where it's got eight
sides on it.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
But yeah, there is a there are a lot of
a lot of many sided dice. There are some that
are actually like date night activity tokens that I think.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
You flip or something. There are a lot of options.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
Also, there are dice that just have the positions in
cartoon form on them. Oh, so you can also use those.
There's plenty, plenty of options.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Sounds like a lot of work.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
It does well, does the cartoon description?

Speaker 6 (18:17):
Like, are you going to understand what it is just
from like a little picture on a dice?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
That's got to be small? Yeah, but you can pretty much.
You can tell. You can really tell.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Thanks for doing the research.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
It's also sex Jenga, so you know there's options. Oh
that would be fun.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Now, that does sound interesting. So you pull it out
and you go, oh, look at this, We're going to blibertybliberty.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
It is the longest game of Djenga, though, because what
you pull it out and you're like, we got to
do this now, and then you put it on top,
and then you go do said thing, and then you
go for another one.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Do you know what I mean? I guess. So yeah,
you just.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Pile them all up and we're like, well we've got
ten things to.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Do, all right. You're forget, you're forgetting. There's a caller
on the phone, Kayla, I apologize I'm glad War of
the Roses worked out. Yeah, and enjoy the sex dice.

Speaker 9 (19:04):
I will.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
We're going to get ourselves a nice fresh pair. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
What about Jenga? How does the Jengle one work? I'm
curious about that one.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
You know, you you push out the little bricks and
then maybe the little brick has.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
A little command on there, a little ritual.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
Yeah, maybe you push out three little bricks and then
it's got like a fondle.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Okay, whoever drops and gets whatever done to them?

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah in the ballroom.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, with a wrench. That sounds hot with the wrench. Okay.
That is War of the Roses on kid Show one
on one three kd W B. A lot of people
that didn't think there was enough of War the Roses there.
It's like he's a guy, he forgot to throw them away.
Another one says this chick is a control freak. Nuts.

(19:56):
Another one says, my ex did that same stuf with
her lingerie. I'd find huge lingerie and he would hide
it instead of throwing it away like I'd ask. So
she found lingerie like in the back of his soft
drawer and she'd be like, we're throw that away and
he wouldn't throw it away. Oh wow, that seems that's

(20:17):
a little bit more concerning.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
I would say, because something someone wore.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Last night, the Vikings were losing and then all of
a sudden they won in the fourth quarter. So the
Vikings won last night. Who went to bed early and
the Vikings won? Then a good news? The Vikings are one.
And oh there's a book out about how to model
Taylor Swift's success. It's like somebody, a NASA engineer wrote
a book about modeling Taylor Swift's success, and basically it

(20:41):
was like, make very deliberate decisions and work your tail
off because you can't deny it. She does work her
butt off for sure.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
So the big talk about Coachella this year is who
is a leading contender to headline it in twenty twenty six,
And we have a clip of who might be headlining me.
So Sabrina Carpenter is the top pick right now, hopefully
they're saying they're gonna have her. But also Dua Lipa

(21:11):
and Carol g are two other people who are being considered.
There's one other person who's been approached to headline Coachella
next April. Hits magazine did not name Taylor Swift though,
but she's obviously the one they described as the superstar
who has been in the news a lot as of late.
I don't think that she would ever do Coachella just
because she does her own thing.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Well, she's doing the super Bowl halftime show because remember
the sour dough and all the Easter eggs that she
brom So we think she's doing the super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, maybe Wish.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
As much as I thought was a stretch, there is
some validity to it, like all the no this means
this and the upside down trophy means it.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Seemed like a stretch, but I could see it no totally.

Speaker 7 (21:49):
Speaking of sleuthing kJ Appa, he was Archie in Riverdale.
He's been posting on TikTok and some internet sleuths are.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Like, is this kJ Appa?

Speaker 7 (21:58):
Because he's going by kind of like a like a
weird kind of alter ego named mister Fantasy. So he
has like a brown bob wig with straight across bangs
and his teeth look different, and so he's going to
be releasing music under this name mister Fantasy.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
And people were like this does is this kJ Appa?

Speaker 7 (22:16):
And they actually like sleuthed about like his tattoos and
the placement of them, and he's going to be releasing funky,
synth laden, sultry R and B pop infused music.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I guess, okay, and uh yeah, I guess.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
Now you have to do some kind of bit online
to get people talking about you, and that's what he.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Did pretty much. That's it.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
So what we said with Lianas X, Yeah, Keaton Thompson
is going to be back on SNL for season fifty one,
which kicks off less than a month away October fourth.
With him, it'll be Bow and Yang Weekend Update host
Michael Chay and Colin Joe start coming back. People really thought,
and I think even Michael ja posted and made people
think that he wasn't going back. And then they're welcoming
five new cast members, one of them from right here
in the great state of Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Saint Paul actually so excited for that. The Tutsi pop
commercial that we all know and love is fifty five
years old.

Speaker 11 (23:03):
Yeah, how many looks does it take to get to
the tooty rold center of a tootsy pop I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
I always end up biting, asked mister Fox for he's
much cleverer than I?

Speaker 11 (23:14):
Mister fox? How many looks does it take to get
to the tooty rold center of a tutsipa?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Why don't you ask?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Mister turtle? For he's been around a lot longer than
I me?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I bite, mister turtle?

Speaker 11 (23:26):
How many looks does it take to get to the
tirty or old center of a tutsi pa?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
You never made it without biting?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
How's mister Rowler for?

Speaker 6 (23:33):
He?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Why is this you ready to ow?

Speaker 11 (23:36):
How many looks does it take to get to the
tutty old center of a tutti bar?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
A good question?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Let's find out the one?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Agree?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Agree?

Speaker 11 (23:49):
If there's anything I can't stand, it's a smart l
How many.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Licks does it take to get to the totty roll
center of a totty pop? The world may never know?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Well, the Tutsy Pop people have remade this commercial for
twenty five.

Speaker 11 (24:04):
Mister turtle, how many licks does it take to get
to the tutsio center of a tutsi pop?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
He never made it without biting? Ask mister owel.

Speaker 11 (24:12):
Mister owl, how many licks does it take to get
to the tutsio center of what tutsi pop?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Let's find out one two, three. How many licks does
it take to get to the tutsiro center of a
tutzy pop the world? They never know the chocolate is
the only chocolate is the only legitimate tootsy pop flavor?

Speaker 7 (24:34):
Really?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Oh yeah, I mean the orange grape is in?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
What color is the chocolate on?

Speaker 1 (24:40):
What color do you think it is? I've never had
a brown tootsy pop. You are missing out. That's the
only legitimate Yeah, it's one of the main ones. Like
the rapper is brown. No, none of orange is there?
Grape is there?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
I think there's a cherry like cher I've ever had
the brown one.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
You're missing out.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
It's a lot of pressure to recreate this commercial fifty
five years later, Like we recreate what the Kitcat song
and the Toys r S jingle whatever. But this has
been the same, even the graphics have been the same
for fifty five years, and they had to redo them.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Vocals, audio quality on the original one recorded on a
potato apparently.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah, me and my mom quote that all the time.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
One by the way, somebody says it is Kelly Clarkson
that's doing the Super Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 7 (25:32):
No, no, she's too tired. Well, they said they saw
it on Facebook. Yeah, well, what's your source other than Facebook?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Is it? Just like your Grandma Karen.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Is like, Hey, I heard Kelly Clarkson, by the way,
the Philly Karen. There's gonna be a Halloween costume for it, really,
of course, because there was already memes about it. But
now there's actually gonna be Halloween costumes for Philly Karen.
And I thought, God, that's gonna be a good one.
I'm actually gonna steal my Halloween costume. Angie Taylor who
used to work on the show, shut up, shut up. So,

(26:01):
Angie Taylor, who used to work on the show, her
husband had a great Halloween costume, and I'm gonna steal it.
I'm actually gonna write to him and ask him I
can borrow it.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
You've predecided you're gonna steal it, but he doesn't even
know yet.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
You don't know yet. Okay, we're going to be Emo
and Doug. We could do that too, It depends on
what comes up first. Anyway, we are gonna do the
Boo badge coming up. I think it's actually gonna be
on Halloween night? Am I right about that?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Thirtieth?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Thirtieth?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Okay, ye, mark your calendar. Mark your calend. That is
the dirt brought you by sixty one two Injured Heimer
and Lammer's Injury Law. Let's get into group therapy with
somebody who's kind of a regular on the show. Secretary
Bri has a question. Hello, Secretary pre how are you?

Speaker 9 (26:49):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I'm great? How are you?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Secretary Brie is the person who when you listen to
the Minnesota Goodbye, she mails out the Minnesota Goodbye official
staff writer stickers. And we've known each other, what five
years or something like.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
That, oh at least.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yes, So you have a very interesting and serious question
that you wrote to us in an email, but I'm
gonna let you kind of ask it here because I'll
bet you there are some people listening who have the
same kind of situation. What's upbre?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah? So, I mean, I guess the question that I
had asked you guys was more to parent parents that
choose not to have relationships with their children. How and
why do you make that choice? Because I am thirty
eight years old and never thought I would be having
quote unquote daddy issues, and here I am, at thirty

(27:37):
eight with a dad who literally walked out of my life.
Two years ago and is choosing to have no relationship
with me or my children.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Okay, and that's so hard, because you know what, I've
never understood that I was close to my mom and
dad right up until the end. We loved each other,
we called, we wrote whatever, and the same thing with
all of my kids. I mean, there's no way that
I would be like, nah, you know what, Chash, I
want nothing. That just would never happen if we were
mad at each other. But he he'd sent you a

(28:10):
text message or he sent it to your husband, Is
that right?

Speaker 9 (28:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, he chose not to communicate with me, and so
he takes the coward way out and decides to put
my husband in the middle when he does reach out.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
So he wrote and he says, Okay, your son's birthday
card is in the mail. I'd like to let you
know that this will be my last contact with the boys.
I think it only adds to the confusion. I would
rather make the break now so that they can start
accepting the fact that I will never be part of
their lives, so Bree can be at peace. I can't
do it anymore. I can't pretend that someday things will
be Okay, I regret my failures as a father, but

(28:45):
all the regret in the world won't change a thing.
I hope that when the boys bring me up, you
can find it in your heart to let them know
how much I love being their grandpa. And he kind
of goes on to say, I'm really sorry that this
is not working out, but I am just backing away
from their lives, and there I feel bad for the
both of you, to be honest with you for being

(29:06):
a father. I don't know what the circumstances are, but
I do feel bad for both of you because I
think every girl, every boy should have their dad and
their mom and their life, and every parent should have
their kids in their life. So what do you suppose,
Without getting into too much detail, what do you suppose
it's all about?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
You know, I'm pretty confident that there's some mental health
issues at play, because I don't have any other good explanation,
but it's the I think the most hurtful part was
he wasn't communicating anyway, so this text it wasn't necessary.

Speaker 9 (29:41):
To reach out and say, hey, just so you know,
I still don't like you and I.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Still don't want to talk to you, and under any circumstances,
don't reach out. And it's just like why it was
like pouring salt in a wound, like it, just go
away quietly. If you don't want to be around, then
just go away quietly.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Well, you still got us.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
The good news is you still have us, right, Yes,
and you know what, I have my mom And my
mom is a frickin rock star, so she's she makes
up for it and then some so.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
So the question is why would a parent. I'll bet
there are other parents who are listening for whatever reason,
who have decided they just don't want to be a
part of their kid's life.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I cannot understand it. I mean sometimes people like you know,
Jenny's much closer to her mom possibly than with your dad.
But you would never want to eject dad from your life.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
I still care so much about my dad.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
I just it's just more natural to have that relationship
with my mom than my dad.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:33):
We have a text message, Bree that says, was he
always an absent parent and just now cuts you off
cold turkey?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
That's just it. So for thirty some years, I mean,
he wasn't like an amazing dad, but he was always present.
He was always there. He came to my you know,
he supported me, he supported my he had he got sober,
he was an alcoholic. He got sober because I had
children and he wanted to be a present grandpa.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Okay, good for him.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
And then it's like it just all fell up, and
I think he is still sober. Great for him. But
I think that, like I said, I think there's some
serious mental health problems that are not being addressed, and
as a result, he up and just moved to Arizona.
He left Minnesota, moved to Arizona and lives out there
by himself. Do you.

Speaker 9 (31:16):
I do.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
I have a younger brother, he's six years younger, and
he doesn't really speak to him at all either. And
my brother has a daughter that my dad has actually
never met because he has chosen to.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I do know somebody who is a friend of mine
from very very long ago, and they don't have any
contact with their son for like five years.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
It's so odd, And it is so odd to me too, Vaughn,
because I don't. But there will be somebody listening who
will maybe call in and tell us what it is
that will drive somebody to decide not to. But I
think you're on the spot there with some you know,
some mental health issues. I mean, I don't know what
I'm talking about, but I think that it has to
be that plus some other things that have you exist.

(31:57):
I mean, I'm not going to put it back on you,
but i will put it back on you. You examine
self examined and said, what have I done that could
have caused me one percent?

Speaker 6 (32:05):
I have?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
And I've been in therapy a long time. I'm not
gonna lie, you know, working through some of these things,
and I'm trying to understand. And we just come back
to I can't control his actions and his behaviors and
his decisions, and so I can only do what's best
for me and my children. And I will continue to
do that and be the best parent I can.

Speaker 9 (32:24):
Be, and and I just have to move on, as
sad as it is and as hard as it is,
but it's I can't continue to let him.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Is it your maga hat? Is it because you wear
a maga hat everywhere you go?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Oh, Dave, I would never This is like.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I've seen every time I've seen Bresche. She got on
a maga Maga hat as you get a Trump twenty
twenty eight sign in her front yard. That's probably what
it is. This kind of hits home a little bit
for me.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Not directly, but I have two little sisters, fifteen year
old from my mom and a nine year old from
my dad. My fifteen year old sister from my mom
heard biological I don't even say, dad has never once
been in her life.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
So my dad has played daddy roles since day one.
And so I commend every dad that not.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Only takes care of their kids, but takes care of
their I guess illegitimate kids.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Whatever. We got a bunch of phone calls. We'll get
to in a second here, Brie, but let me just
read some text messages. So yeah, so Bree is basically
she's upset because you know, there's a part of you
that deeply loves your dad and would love to be
a part you know, you know of each other's lives.
I'm guessing, of course, you know what's your parents.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
You don't don't ever want your parents to disappear.

Speaker 8 (33:29):
Of course, So you're just wondering why some text messages
say I went through this when my partner went through
a mental breakdown.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
He was also an alcoholic. He was not sober at
the time. Just know it's nothing you are doing, Brie.
It's them and their mental health. It's painful to go through.
I'm so sorry. This person says mental illness, addiction, and shame.
It's a horrible cycle. Perhaps he relapsed and doesn't want
to say This person said, or Cookie says, my mom
stopped having contact with me because I left the family religion.

(33:58):
But it wasn't personal, so that might be a different
Someone else says, this is wild. I was just talking
about this with a friend. My dad also chooses not
to be in my life. He even moved to another
state and he has never asked about my children or
how they're doing or anything about them.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
They don't even know his name. Yeah, that's roight. Now
it calls you're Nadia. What did you want to say?
Do you have some experience with his Nadia?

Speaker 9 (34:21):
Yeah, good morning, guys. I haven't talked to my dad
in probably seven or eight years, and I was actually
the one who told my dad to get out of
the picture because he's not sosistic. He I think has
some mental health issues as well, And now that my
kids are older and kind of asking about him, I'm

(34:41):
actually kind of glad that he's not around. I don't
want my kids to have to go through what I
went through as a child, a teenager, a young adult,
because I care way too much about my kids to
put them through what he could have.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah, just a time, kind of a toxic person that
you don't really want in your life. So you told
dad yourself, you know what, stay away.

Speaker 9 (35:07):
Yeah, and I have no regrets.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
I was going to ask if you have any regrets
about that one. Thank you, Nadia. Andrew is on the
phone too with some input. Good morning Andrew.

Speaker 12 (35:17):
Hey, yeah, my parent, I'm doing kind of a similar situation.
Me and my wife's pulling away from my parents, more
so because they are just taking After we had our
first kid, they decided that they want to I guess
I know how to put it in the good words,
but they just don't want to put in the effort

(35:41):
and want to see our kids who live forty minutes away.
They never want to.

Speaker 9 (35:45):
Come around, and then when they do come around, they.

Speaker 12 (35:47):
Always are saying, oh, well, you will always see the
in laws all the time and all this stuff and
try to make you feel bad. And I'm like, I'm
to the point now where I'm just like you can't
live your life in trying to please everybody and make
everybody else happy. So the best thing to do is
just to do what's that's for your family and hope
for the best and maybe some days they'll come around.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I think that said, you know, I think there's sometimes
some like resolved bitterness issue from back in the day,
Like no, in my family that we're so drama free.
We have a rule in my family there's no drama.
I just don't allow drama. It's not that I don't
allow it. We just have kind of a a that's
our mindset. We just don't have drama. Yeah, but some people,
some people r rama, Oh do they Well.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
My dad's side of the family love a grudge, for sure,
love a grudge. But for me, I'm like, no, that's stupid.
You're wasting your life holding a grudge for what.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
That's dumb.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
I think the answer is breeded. If we are going
to have an answer, it's it's possibly a mental health issue,
which you know, he can't help. He probably could get help,
but a lot of people maybe they just don't. I'm
not sure really what the answer is for you, except that,
you know, I think that if you decide it's not
you and it's him. There's not a damn thing you
can do about it.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, and that's where I think I've come to. And
I have more peace, I think, without him in my
life than with him.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
And that's just that D like alcohol and drugs can
be a huge part because so many people are texting
in it Katie A w to be one and saying
that it's a lot of the time it's alcohol and drugs. Yeah,
because it will change not only their mindset for the day,
but it will change their life.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
But that's not always which is I know it's a
case by case, but my sister's biological. He has other
kids that he takes care of perfectly fine, So why
he doesn't care to take care of my little sister
bothers me?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
But I'm not gonna you know what you do? You
we're better on this side.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
Yeah, this text says I would be worried about a
relapse I at least isolating themselves as a cardinal sign.
Sounds like he's trying to be proactively protective, although I
know that's not how it feels. So that's kind of
like putting him in a positive light a little bit
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
I'm always trying to look for, like.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Well, the brighter side. We're not here to bash anybody.
We're just trying to kind of understand bring I'm not
sure that you may never understand it, and I think
that my be the answer is kind of like there's
certain things we never understand in life, and that's just
kind of what we have to deal with. But bri again,
you've got us.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah, and you've.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Got us, and you've got your mega hats. Have a
good day, brill right, you guys love me back there right.
If you want to be on group therapy for anything,
send an email to Ryan's show at kadiewb dot com.
We're doing something really cool on Thursday. We're gonna broadcast
from Children's Minnesota and we've done this every year for

(38:33):
the past couple of years. Just want to give you
a little heads up that we are going to be
looking for a little bit of support and donations and
things like that. But we go out and we meet
some of the parents and we meet some of the
patients and the kids and these kids are just amazing.
They're so strong and they're just you know, they don't
sit there and they complain and they feel sorry for themselves.
They want to live as normal a life as possible,
and Children's helps them do that. So that is kind

(38:54):
of our mission on Thursday. We'll tell you more about
that on Thursday morning, but right now, check it out,
you guys. Jonahs Brothers tickets. How are we doing the
Jonahs Brother's tickets to day.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Jenny playing a game called Name three.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Since there's three Jonas brothers, we often play name five,
but instead we're doing name three today. So we'll get
some people on the phone right now and you'll have
five seconds to name three.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Three in a category.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Basically, Okay, can you give me an example?

Speaker 3 (39:29):
I would love to.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Okay, so three famous ducks.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Oh easy, I got this one. Huey Dewey Louis, good job,
Thank you, Donald as a bonus duck, Daisy as another bonus,
Daffy Scrooge McDuck.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Oh, I love him. A lot of ducks out there,
a lot of ducks.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
How about I give Bailey one while we're waiting for
someone to be on the phone. Okay, Bailey, name the
three Powerpuff girls, go.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
H Blossom, Buttercup and Bridget.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Bubbles Bubbles Bubble.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Now you got it. She got it last.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, so these so we wouldn't do like three vegetables,
because there are more than three vegetables. This is a trio.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Yes, this is a tree. All right, we'll.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Get you on the phone. Six five, one ninety. You
get one rider? How many you got to get? Right?

Speaker 6 (40:21):
You just got to get one rst. I'll give you
one more because I don't really want to get this.
Give this to someone listening, because they're not going to
know this. Name the three Stooges.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Larry Mo Bailey, No, Curly.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
I don't remember that one. Good job, Dave.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
You've won Jonahs Brothers tickets at the g spot.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Okay, let's get on the phone. We got people who
want to win the tickets. We'll have these every morning
this week. Hello, Haley, Hello, what are you doing this morning? Haley?

Speaker 9 (40:50):
Going to work?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Okay, good, here we go, Hailey. We're gonna give you
a category. Five seconds to name three things in this category.
If she gets it, she wins. Low, is it? We
go to the next caller?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yes, no pressure, Okay, Hayle, are you ready?

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
All right? Name three chipmunks?

Speaker 8 (41:09):
Monks?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Yep, Elvin, you got one of them?

Speaker 9 (41:17):
Oh, god, who were they?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Alvin and who else?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Theodor Simon and Chip and Dale also famous.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yes, thanks for playing, Haley, have a better day, Nick
K bye KATWB it is uh Anica? Is that your name?

Speaker 9 (41:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Oh my god, Honka, are you nervous to be on KTWB?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
I have tried so much?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
And oh my god, I love you guys, crossing my
fingers for you, Honica. Name three. Here's a trio? What
is the.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
Tri'm gonna ask question first? Anka, how old are you?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
I'm twenty five?

Speaker 7 (41:54):
Okay, she's picking out with one of the kids.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
I just think that there's some that are will be
unfair for a younger person. So, oh all right, Anka,
I need you to name the three branches of government.
Go three branches of government.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Oh my god, you're making me nervous.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I wouldn't have got it either judicial and financial.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
And branch, executive branch and the judicial branch.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah, but you didn't get it in time. I'm sorry.
You only had five seconds to do it.

Speaker 9 (42:28):
Oh okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Thanks for playing.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
It sounds older than twenty five. I thought I was
gonna be able to give her a different one.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Let's try Ashley Hi Ashley, Hi, the name three? Just
like there are three? Yeah, we get it. There four
Jonas brothers, but the main ones. There are three in
this group that Jane's going to give you. Name them
in five seconds. Are you ready, Ashley?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
I'm ready?

Speaker 8 (42:51):
All right.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Ashley named the three girls in Destiny's.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Child fiance Noles, Kelly Rowland and.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Michelle.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Michelle's last name either Williams Michelle will Yeah, I guess
is it? Hey? Ashley, guess what? You got your tickets? Yay,
good job. We'll have more of these for you tomorrow.
Please hold on and get your tickets for you. More
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