7am Hour - Poodle Doodle

We talk to Natalie, who's considering taking her son to Post Malone, talk soliciting, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. It is a Monday. But you know what,
Monday ain't got nothing on you. You got the radio on,
you get us on the iHeartRadio app. And you were
about to win post Malone and jelly roll. Yeah, while
we're getting ready, pull your phone out. I know you're
a little bit early, So I'm gonna play a little
clip of I think I got jelly roll last night.
He was like a coach on American Idol. I I

(00:21):
don't watch American Idol. I haven't watched it four since
Carrie Underwood season. I think when Fantasia beat Diana DeGarmo
might have been the last time that I've watched American Idol. Anyway,
I got a little clip of Jelly Rolls singing with
the winner Jamal last night. I just got to find it.
I got it written down here somewhere. Ye oh here
it is. Okay, here we go check it out.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah yeah, you try to put me down, Try to
put me on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
How come nobody on American Idol goes on to be
famous or successful anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I just looked it up just to see, like, who
are these American Idol winners in the past, Like, you know,
a few years and Philip Phillips was season eleven, and
I think he's the last one to have like a radio.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Hit home going to Baby. That was Philip Phillips. I
don't sound like a steak sauce commercial twelve, twenty twelve,
thirteen thirteen years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, that's season eleven.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I think we're on season twenty three now something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I wonder why it doesn't do what it used to do,
because basically it's a it does nothing. Jamal got a
parade in his hometown. Other than that, that was kind
of about it.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Don't you feel like it's almost like, if you do
want to become famous, maybe American Idol or like the
Voice isn't really the route.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Then apparently not. They have a track record of zero
for zero in the last twelve years or so.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Jobby Barrett's the one that things I hope, isn't it yep?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I hope cheats lack me? Was she American Idol?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
But she didn't win.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
No, A lot of them that do well didn't win,
Like Jennifer Hudson didn't win, and she had a pretty
good career, and then.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Like Christoffrey did not win. He was like second or.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Third Adam Lambert didn't win.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
No, he didn't win. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I wonder who won on Adam Lambert's year and whether
Adam Lambert's.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Like I think it was it was Chris Allen.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I think don't know who that is.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
He's the guy won.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
No who that is? All right, here comes your keyword
for post below and Jelly roll. The show is tomorrow night.
The keyword right now is roll. I know you got
stuff going on, but here's a chance to win the tickets.
Open up your iHeartRadio app, tap the red microphone as
you're listening to Katie WB and then just say the
keyword is roll and you're good to go.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Can I make a shout out really QUICKZ Shout out
to Kelly, who is from her first week back on
maternity leave, so she was on now it's her first
week back working.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
So that's from Marnie. Shout out Kelly.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Shout out Anna, who's listening on the iHeart radiop in
Orlando this week. She was traveling, but she's taking us
with her.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I love that. And shout out to Cat who was
turning forty nine years old today. A big listener to
the show. Cat, We love you, thanks for listening. And
Jenny had a birthday for the weekend, but apparently her
dad forgot the birthday. Well her own father what forgot
her birthday.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
So he did. So my birthday was Saturday. Didn't hear
from them all day. Went to check and just like,
look at my phone again, see if I somehow missed
his call on Sunday whatever didn't.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
He did end up.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Calling me yesterday, Okay, in the afternoon or something, But honestly,
I was taking a little nappy because I was a
little hungover, so I missed his call and he left
a voicemail and stuff. Truthfully, I haven't called him back
yet because I'm a little bit salty. Oh yeah, I'm
going to call him today, but I just was out
of the mood to call and talk yesterday. This happens
once every i'd say, four to five years. You forgets, yeah,

(04:04):
I so, honestly, it wasn't surprising to me that he forgot,
sadly enough, but like, I don't care. It honestly doesn't
hurt my feelings. I mean, I notice it, of course,
but I kind of am just like whatever. He he
in his voicemail, he said the day got away from him.
That man sits on his couch and watches TV all day. Yeah,

(04:27):
he's retired. He does not have an animal, he does
not have responsibilities, like he helps with my sister's kids
every once in a while. So like, it's not really
an excuse at all that his day got away from him.
It was a matter of you forgotten.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, he forgot.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
And that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I've forgotten birthdays too, And you go, oh god, never
my kid's birthday. I put it in my phone. But
you know, your dad probably has a flip phone and
doesn't put it in my phone. But he has no
idea how to use, no idea how to put a
reminder in there. Yeah, I put everybody, Bailey's birthday, vaun'ch birthday,
Jenny's birthday is in my phone. So that that's just

(05:06):
the way it is. I even put my wife's birthday
in the phone, just just so I don't forget.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, I just stand that in movies like that trope,
like oh I went the whole day without remembering my
wife's birthday, because that typically just doesn't happen. You don't
go like, you know, me, I talk about my birthday
the day after my birthday, but you don't go months
or weeks leading up talking about anything about the birthday.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
That the whole day you just forget. I hate that
trope in movies. It's real life. It's Jenny's real life.
I'm sorry, Jenny, my real life.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
That's okay. Like I said, I don't I don't really care.
It doesn't come as a surprise anymore. I think the
first time you ever did it, I was shocked. But now,
like I said, it happens once every few years, so
I kind of like, well, maybe he'll wish me birthday tomorrow, so.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
You you have low expectations and then that way you're
not surprised exactly.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Okay, Well, I can say it's sad, but honestly, there's
other things to worry about in life.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Who cares?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Whatever, you know, that's a.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Good way to look at it. It's like that book,
let them, let them forget your birthday.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Have you read that yet? No?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
No, I'm not going to read that. No?

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I got memes and reels to look at Jenny. It
gets away from him. Can I ask you a question?
Get away from me? Can I ask you a question?
A real count on Instagram dropped dramatically, so we get
judged by the number of views we get. For like example,
Jonah Murray watching Me Get hit in the head with

(06:30):
a bottle had one hundred and eight thousand views. Weirdly,
on Friday afternoon, it dropped by ten thousand. The War
of the Roses videos that we post every Thursday, they
had like twenty five twenty eight thousand views. They've dropped
down to like six thousand views. Its like taking money
out of your bank. We earned those views, Bailey and

(06:50):
they and they went away.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I don't know what happened to them, because I noticed
that too, where it's something that had like thirty thousand
views went to ten.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Wait, what happened?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Did this happen on you if you listen, you're listening
to the show. If you count the views on your
reels too, did they drop all of a sudden too?

Speaker 5 (07:03):
I mean I not on mine personally, because I went
to look as well. I was thinking, like the next
day they'd be back to normal. No, I know they're not,
so I'd have no idea what happens.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, I thought it was a glitch or something weird.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, it's annoying because we've been killing it not to
kiss our own but anything.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, that's that's part of what we do, is we
you know. But the the video of Bailey and I
watching Jenny do to the hand flip thing, that's like
five million views. This is the dumbest thing ever and
it's up to five million views. Anyway, follow us on Instagram,
Dave Ryan Show, give us a like, give us a follow,

(07:38):
and then we will see you on the GRAMD. We'll
be back in a second. We're gonna get to the
door thing in a second because we didn't get to
the It's a certain behavior about when people come to
your front door. I want to see where you stand
on this that's coming up. More jelly roll and post
Malone tickets. It's all here on KD double ub. We're
talking about sneezing etiquette. Here. I get a sneeze and fit.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
No, Dave, sneeze is wrong.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
He sneezes right into his bare hand as he's doing
it right now. I just watched him sneeze all these
sneeze particles. It's like poopy sneeze particle right into his
bare hand and then push buttons.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Now that's why you didn't You should not touch this board.
But no, you try to sneeze. See, I would get
on fallon because she when she first started here, she
would sneeze without covering her mouth and nose. And I'd
be like, your mom and dad had never taught you
how to snitz, And so I said, you sneeze in
your elbow. So then she would sneeze toward her elbow.
But I can't reach my elbow. I don't. I got

(08:39):
shoulder issues. You can't reach. You can't reach my elbow.
I can't reach my elbow with my nose. It hurts.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
It hurts hurts you, well, it hurts me watching you
sneeze into your bare hands. You grow groober because you're
a groober.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Because you're impaired. Now we have to get you're impaired.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Her pagonic clamor because you spread it all over the
studio pretty much.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, yeahs want to be joy.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
I feel other people do touch that board besides you. Yeah,
we're not the.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Only was it that used to come in here? Was
it Lucas? I think that came in here when he
worked here, and he would take a clorox wipe and
wipe down everything. I think it was Lucas that did
man was. That man was what Lucas was a He
was a really cool DJ, cool hair, he was a partyer.

(09:27):
He had tat it up everywhere. It was a bad
ass and he had an attitude. I love Lucas. Yeah,
he's a good guy. All right, Katie, will you be
We're never more than thirty minutes away from tickets for
the show tomorrow night, jelly Roll and post Malone, So
hang on. We're about fifteen minutes out on that one.
We're going to talk to a woman in about another
fifteen minutes who wants to take her three and a

(09:47):
half year old kid to the show tomorrow night and
wanted advice from you. Whether it's a good idea or not.
I will reserve any judgment until we get her on
the phone. We'll talk tournament. This came up the other
day ring cameras. Do you answer them if you just
don't feel like if it's a solicitor and they come
to the door, do you just ignore them? Some people

(10:11):
say yeah, just ignore them, and other people are like, no,
they're people doing their job. You at least got to
go give them some respect.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I always try to find if there's somebody I get
to no soliciting side of my door. But if somebody
comes to the door and they got you know, you
look on the ring cam on your phone, you see
they got an iPad or a clipboard. I'm like, sometimes
I do, sometimes I don't, but I don't mind answering
the door to see if it's really important. If it's
the city, you know what I mean, Right, I don't.
I don't. If it's the city, it's like, yeah, we

(10:41):
need to inspect your.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Lawn, right, because sometimes it's like some kind of an
inspection or like a survey, like tree survey or something
because they have to you know, cut off the tops.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Of your trees.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, for the power lines?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Are those are important?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
So there's a big discussion. They're on vacation so I
can talk about it. My daughter Allison and her husband
Justin have two different things on this one. She's like,
screw them, I'm not answering the door, and her husband's like,
they're trying to make a living. Show them some courtesy,
open the door and listen to what they have to say.
And I'm not quoting him, but I think that's what
he says about it. What do you do when a
solicitor comes to the door, Jenny, I don't move.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
I make sure that I stay still and that they
can't hear any noise in the house, that they do
not think anyone's help me. I keep my blinds shut
in the front so they can't like see into the
house and stuff. But no, I do not answer the
door if I literally The other day, I was in
my front living room and the blinds were open for
some reason, and someone came and knocked, and I immediately ran.

(11:37):
I ran downstairs. I was like, no, they can't know
I'm here. You know, solicitors are like dinosaurs. If they
see movement, that's when they know you're there. Yeah, So no,
I do not answer the door. A shadow tell those
people out there hustleing door knocking, but it's not for me.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
I'm one percent with Jenny. Not only do I not answer,
I just you don't.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
You can't move a muscle, and God bless you for
trying to do your job. But like chances are, I
don't want whatever you're selling. And if I don't expect
anybody to come to my house, then I'm not moving
to go into my door.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I think one of the hard things for us is
most of us take a nap because we get up
so early and we are we have the luxury of
taking a nap in the afternoon. And then somebody will
come and ring the doorbell once in a while. And
there was a guy at my door a couple of
weeks ago, and I opened the door and he's got
the iPad and I'm like, I point the no soliciting
sign and he's like, I'm not trying to sell anything.

(12:29):
And I'm like, I you know, then you're taking a survey.
You're a solicitor. I don't want you bothering me. Cordial
to them. I'm not like, get off of my port
or I'm calling the sheriff.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
But you made eye contact with him and then just pointed.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
At the sign. I think that's a ruder. Just like
see this sign.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
See this sign?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, a lot of solicitors. They'll I can see them
on my ring came It'll say like person detected. So
I open it up and they walk part way up
the walk they see the sign and then they turn around.
What I don't like is it chases away, like the
girls hockey team that's selling tickets to whatever, or the
boys soccer team that's selling fundraisor coupons or whatever, the
ones that you buy for twenty dollars and then you

(13:08):
never use those ones.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, my dad has a no soliciting sign too. And
he said he saw this like girl scout come up
with her little like you know, cart see the sign
and go and then like turn around and leave, and
he saw her do it, so he like ran got
his wallet and then chase this girl down the street
because he felt.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
So bad off for her.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
And like bought just a bunch of cookies from her. Yeah,
but that's yeah. I mean I also, I mean me
to talk.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
I don't have a door that you could ring because
I live in an apartment building.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
But if I did, I would not answer the door.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
When I was a kid, we had like a window
that overlooked to the door, so if someone rang the doorbell,
you would go into the kitchen and he would look down,
yeah who it was. And if you didn't know who
it was, I just would never answer the door.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Okay, gotsha. Yeah, what about if you're a solicitor? Does
that suck? I mean, it's got to be a really
hard thing to be like trying to you know, like
Jenny said, you're out there pounding the pavement, trying to
make a living, selling sighting or selling well, I'm making
roofs or vacuum Does anybody sell sell a vacuum door door?
What is that like? Does it just suck? I admire

(14:15):
him for at least trying to make a living. It's
probably maybe they do really well. Maybe they hit twenty
houses and one of them buys, you know, new sighting. Yeah,
maybe it's all worse and.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Then it's a win.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
A lot of people are texting me and saying they
hit the deck, get on the ground, army crawl away.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yes, this says women have to be wary of answering
the door to strangers. This one says I don't have
a ring camera, so I don't worry about it. Just
let them keep right on knocking. I'm with Jenny on
this one. Yeah, they army crawl away. That's kind of funny.
I like this.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
It says I wave to them and then I shut
my blinds.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I know it's a jerk move, but don't come to
my house unless I call for your service.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
I guess that's fair to say, don't come to my
house and bang on the door. A couple of Mormon
kids came to the house in Colorado. They tell you,
the guys the story.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
No.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
So, so a car pulls up and I'm like, where's your bicycle?
Your Mormon kids? You're supposed to be on a bicycle.
Isn't that a cliche? You wear a tie and a
bicycle and you pedal around the neighborhood. But I was
nice to him because I knew a bunch of Mormons
when I lived in Las Vegas and Phoenix. So they're
like kids. They're on their mission, which they have to
go out and convert people. And I totally respect what
they're doing. It's part of their faith. And so they

(15:20):
come to the door and I'm like, I'm really not
interested in hearing about it, but you know, how's your
mission going, and you know, blah blah blah, and talk
talk talk, And was polite to them, yeah, and you know,
instead of like saying not interested, which I'm sure they
hear all the time.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Did they convert your well yeah, yeah, yeah. I wondered
why you were wearing that tie this morning.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Well I've had that and I've got my Joseph Smith hat.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Oh yeah, you have not.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Stopped talking about Joseph smith from the second you walked in.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Gosh, we get it. He's cool.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
He is pretty cool. All right, what do you think
what we miss?

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Text messages? My husband was a solicitor and some people
were just awful to them. It is better to hit
the deck rather than being mean. We don't answered our
ring doorbell unless we recognize it's our neighbor. If it's
somebody with an iPad or a clipboard, we are not
opening the door. We do answer the door for elementary
kids that are selling those overpriced, awful tasting chocolate bars.

(16:16):
You know what I'm talking about. They used to be
a dollar. Now they're like five dollars.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, they're good.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Gone, they're not even real chocolate.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
What the ones that they sell in Faunalac, Wisconsin are
really good. I think it's all Crogies.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Oh, because the ones that they sell that they used
to sell and over high school, we're delicious.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Gross, get with the caramel in the middle.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
There were different flavors.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, so delicious.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
A guy came to the door at eight thirty five
the other night and I'm like, okay, too late. I
know it's still light outside, but I didn't answer the door.
And then I watched through the window to see where
he was coming. Now, yeah, and then they went to
the neighbor's house at eighty three.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
So the people that think it's rude, how is it
any different than like when telemarketers all the house phone
or your or your cell phone and you just don't
pick up.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
You just don't give them the time of day, just
don't even if you pick up because you're like, maybe
this could be something important, and then you hear like
the automated voice and you hang right up immediately.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, kind of true. Yeah, there's a bunch of text messages.
I am a knocker, and I like when people don't answer,
I get paid either.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Well, oh that's that's nice to know at least.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
All right, thanks for your input on that one. We
are going to move on, get on with our lives.
Let's do Dave's dirt on one on one point three kdubub.
It's a Dave Ryan Show one on one point three
kd WB. Watching American Idol last night's kind of cool
because Sultan Pepa was on. I honestly I did I

(17:46):
thought one of them died. I really did. I'm not
trying to be funny.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
TLC.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Well, I know the TLC. One of them died, Yeah,
left eye died. But I thought one of the girls
in Sultan Pepa.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
They were there, uh, doing kind of a medley of
their greatest hits.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
A lot of people learn at the bound don's real.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Hey, I.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Don't even like, just don't care if you're ready to rock.
So happened at night don't but oh yeah, here.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Goo Goo Dolls and Johnny Resnick. They did a little
performance last night too. Apparently Johnny Resnik got plastic surgery

(18:53):
on Timu because it was.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Not His face is a weird looking face.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Yeah up now, because I don't know what he know.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
He's old. I mean that's one thing. You got to
give him a little bit of grace because he's old. Now,
he's probably got to be sixty ish. But he looked
a little I.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Thought he kind of looked like bottom sheelf John bon Jovi,
like he was trying and it just didn't.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
I mean, you kind of nailed it because that is
what he looks like now.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Also on TV this week, it was Saturday Night Live.
It was the season finale. Scarlett Johansson hosted Bad Bunny
was the musical guest. Yeah, but people are kind of
upset because there were rumors that Colin Jose and Michael
Jay might call it quits after the season, along with
a bunch of other people. But people were morri said
about those two. They didn't say anything about who's leaving,
who's staying. Nothing, And usually the season finale is when

(19:41):
they do a little tribute, and so now people are
worried that they're not going to get like a proper sendoff.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Who's the guy that we don't want to leave that's
been there forever Kenny Thompson, Keen Thompson.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, well, Keena's not planning on leaving, is he?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
People talk about it because it's the fiftieth season and
he's been there for twenty two years, longest cast member ever.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Why.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
But here's the thing. When Keenan is in his skit,
you know it it's going to be funny. It's almost
never not funny. My favorite is when they do the
Scared Straight and they bring the kids in from the
high school and he plays a convict and he's really stupid. Yeah,
it's one of my favorites.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Just when they do Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks. That
one's so funny too.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
That was good stuff doing the dirt. Basically, you've heard
about the president probably that he has advanced about prostate cancer.
Very common. They say if a man lives long enough,
he will get prostate cancer. My dad had it and
survived with it for probably ten years with treatment and
that type of thing. So guys, get your prostate checked.
I know it's embarrassing. I know it's really stupid. It's

(20:36):
not stupid, but it's like, oh, you coulda bend over
the table and blah blah blah blah blah, and you
feel stupid. But you know what, you got to get
that little pink thing check your health, little pink pink
pink your.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Age. Are you supposed to start getting that checked out?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I don't know that's good question. Forty five is fifty ish?

Speaker 5 (20:55):
I like to say, like, font doesn't need to yet.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
No, no schedule and getting my pink thing check just now.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I'm calling you my pink walnut chuck d new name
for it. You are in the medical field. Now I'm
giving you a new nickname. There's like the man in
the boat. We've heard of the man in the boat
right now, we got the pink walnut. You're welcome, You're welcome.
I'm leaving, going home. You've been saying that all morning
and you're still here. When are you actually going to leave?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Ok? Fine? What else we got here? Jamal Roberts won
the whole thing last night, did a little duet with
Jelly Roll, and you're about two minutes away from jelly
Roll tickets. Here is Jamal and jelly Roll.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yeah right out. Yeah, you try to put me down,
try to put.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Me onto the ground. What Dered has brought to you
by six one two, Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law.

(22:11):
Before we do the keyword, Tom Cruise confirms that he's
working on a couple of movies.

Speaker 7 (22:17):
All of these things we're working on, you know, we're
discussing you know, Days of Thunder and Topkin, Maverick and
I'm you know, there's a numerous other films that we're
actively working on right now that you know. I'm always
have I'm shooting a film, I'm prepping a film, I'm
posting a film.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
So mission impossible, which I think is what he is
advertising there. Yeah, it's there like the final movie is
coming out soon. It's already like been debuting kind of
here and there around the world. And so because that's
coming out, he's been, you know, doing all these interviews
and he's he just said in one that he's planning
on making movies into his hundreds. So when he lives

(22:54):
to one hundred, he's like, I will never stop. I'm
going to keep doing action films into my He's sixty
two now, so I mean he's got another forty years
of action. I can imagine Tom Cruise at ninety nine,
like jumping off a building.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Like. Yeah, he does all his own stunts.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
He does. Ye did the motorcycle parachute stunt, which was insane.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, he's weird, but honestly I like him. I think
he's a really good actor.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
I love War the World.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
No, same thing. The World's one of my favorite movies. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Good, I've never even heard of that. Well, i've never
heard I'm sorry, i've heard of it. I've never seen
it or heard anyone say that they love.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Oh it's so good. It's so I have it on DVD.
A loon it to you. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
It is really good. Yeah, I love that one, all right.
That is the dirt. Let's get you your keyword right
now for post Malone and Jelly Roll show is tomorrow night.
So the keyword right now is rockstar. Do the same
thing you did all last week. Open up the iHeart
app and then tap the red microphone button and then
just simply say the keyword is rock star. And we'll

(23:57):
do this I think all day today today, Yeah, and
then tomorrow probably not because that it would be too
closey and you can't you can't get a babysitter. Yeah,
speaking of not getting a babysitter, let's talk to Natalie.
Good morning, Nat, good morning. Talk to me about your
plans for the post Malone show tomorrow night.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
So I would like to preface this by saying I
haven't gotten tickets hit because I've been very back and
forth about this. Okay, but my three and a half
year old is obsessed with post Malone and it has
crossed my mind almost every single day since I found
out he was coming here to bring him because he
is literally like his idol. Like Jack Black and post
Malone are the two people that listens to you. Yes,

(24:41):
I love it, Like baby Shark. We went straight to
post Malone and Jack.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Black, which is a blessing. So so he listens to
every time it comes on post comes on KATWB, he
turns it up. He's got this, you know. I don't
know about the CD, but you've got it on your
streaming or whatever. He loves Post Malone. The question is,
and you can get tickets if you want. I guess
you have the means to get them if you want
to get him last minute, But you're not sure whether

(25:05):
it's a good idea to take a three and a
half year old to the Post Malone.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
Show because logistically, I get he's three and a half,
he's very little. That's not necessarily a concert that you
would bring a three and a half year old too.
But he is just so so obsessed with him. He
knows all of the songs, he sings along to the songs,
he knows which music video like has which stuff in it.
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
So, well, you sound like a normal, level headed mama.
So you know, I was going to judge you right
away and and and tell you how dumb you are,
but you actually sound, you know, normal and level headed.
So there goes that. I would say, still a bad idea.
I'm like number one, he probably won't remember it. He'll
enjoy it in the moment. I think, is there gonna

(25:48):
be a lot of weed smoke at the post show?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
So there's that done concerts where he's been rumored to
be on drugs, but then like he'll spaz out on
stage and it's a little much.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Oh well, I.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
Think he just dances and vibes and has a good time.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I think it's both.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
See I'm just thinking when you're three and a half,
Like even a five year old can't really sit still
for very long and wants to leave like an hour
into any kind of event, and so like five years
old is often like a cutoff or you.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Know, like a the minimum.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Age to be at like an event, And so three
and a half, I can't imagine a three and a
half year old like having a good time because then
it's gonna be so loud. I mean, you can get
them those little like headphone things that they put over.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I would at least bring the head frets because it's
going to be very loud for his little three year old.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yeah, but even so even with those headphones, I feel
like it's still going to be loud. And there's he's
I mean, he's two feet tall. Everyone's gonna be way
taller than him.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
It's gonna be rough. Round it down.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah. So we're talking to Natalie who's seriously thinking about
bringing her three and a half year old post malone
obsessed son to the show tomorrow night. I don't think
that it would be a horrible mistake if you did.
But somebody texted a good point. They say he smokes
through the entire show and drinks the cuss words fly.
He doesn't censor his music. He is unapologetically himself. So

(27:13):
if your kid isn't used to that, I would not
do it. Otherwise, take him and have a blast. Some
of my most amazing memories are concerts as kids. Here
is another one. I would never bring a three and
a half year old to a concert like that. Way
too loud, too much weed, and too many drunk people.
But I do think that people are going to be
I don't know. I don't think is the post malone

(27:34):
shows any kind of like a dangerous show. You're not
gonna you know, nobody's gonna hit in the head with
a beer bottle. I mean, you know, there's no guarantee.
It's just a bunch of normal, average people out having
a good time.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Has your kid been to a concert before, like any concert,
he hasn't see the Wiggles Wiggles first warm them up.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
This text says that Katie w b one Basically they said,
I took my daughter to see Caane Brown. She's going
again this year. Caane Brown even said, Hi tour. It's
one of her favorite memories thus far. She was four
years old at the time. So there'll be a lot
of judgy eyes on you, and that's a very good point.

(28:18):
A lot of people will be like, ho's this trash
woman brought her kid to the post ballone concert? So
I don't know. I would say, go ahead and go.
Maybe that's bad advice. Get him the ear plugs, get
him the headphone, whatever, go ahead and go. And if
it gets a little bit too much, you know, like, hey,
we're gonna leave.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Right, well then you have to be okay with kind of.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Eating and tell yeah, you kind of do.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Because I doubt you're gonna be there for very long.

Speaker 8 (28:44):
In general, Well, that's something that I'm fully prepared for.
Is like, if it's the last game made decision, If
we're only there for thirty minutes an hour, that's completely fine.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
But what do you think, Jenny, you're a good mom.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Oh yeah, I'm great mom. Thank you to all my children.
I think that I would not take a kid to
a post Millone and Jelly Roll concert that's that young,
just because I think that the vibe of that concert
is very different than other concerts. You could potentially take
them too. I just think it's a very party atmosphere.
Post Malone and Jelly Roll both drink a lot. I'm

(29:16):
sure they both smell smoke plenty of weed, and that's
all fine and dandy when you're of age. But to
have a young child at it, I don't think is
the best.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
I think that's a good point in that you know
your three year old doesn't understand that a lot of
the songs are about recovery and addiction and drinking and
smoking and sex and and things like that. He doesn't
understand it, but will he if he sees the show.
It's kind of like he doesn't understand what the songs
are about. I don't even know what Circles is about.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
I don't either.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
But he's got tattoos on his face and.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's cool, man, that's cool. What is your do you
have a partner I do. What did they say?

Speaker 8 (29:51):
He is a hit and miss, Like, we're honestly both
the same. We're like, I mean, I feel like it'd
be super fun, super great experience for him. But at
the other hand of it, both of us are like,
he is really little. He is really still sweet and innocent,
like for a boy, he is the biggest heart ever.
So we're also both kind of like we don't want
to like ruin that. And honestly, I will say I
didn't even think about the weed smoking when this initially

(30:11):
came up in my brain. So that's that's a huge
thing for me because that's been a thing for us,
is like we don't want him around like smoke and
things like that. So honestly, that might be the reason
why I don't Okay, yeah, just because I genuinely didn't
even think about that, because I'm I'm sure there are
rules about that, but I'm also.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Like, well, yeah, trust me.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Now here's a judgy text. It says, this is what's
wrong with parenting today. It is ridiculous you should think
you should take a three year old to the post
Malone concert. Another one says he probably won't go on
stage until probably nine o'clock if not, later if not,
but it's not like the kids got to get up
and go to work the next morning, So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Yeah, we have some people who are like, yeah, totally
bring him, and then other people are like, no.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Why wait to bring him? Yeah, it's it's pretty much.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Well, your point is that someone texted that he won't
even come on till like nine thirty. Yeah, so also
it's going to be a very late night for him.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Andre's on the phone. Andre, listen to the show. We're
talking to Natalie. Natalie's a mom of a three and
a half year old boy, loves post Malone. She can
get tickets if she wants to. That's great because they're
not cheap. Should she take her three and a half
year old kid, Andre to the show?

Speaker 6 (31:23):
I mean, I don't have kids, so it may not
be my place to say, but I remember many years
ago when I had gone to rock Fest and Slipknot
was the headliner for the night and parents had broughten
kids from you know, three years of age to seven
eight years of age, very young kids that were so
excited that she's Blipnot. They had the face masks on,

(31:44):
and you know, rock best, they're smoking weeds, they're drinking.
So I mean, as long as you're paying attention to
your kid and you're making sure they're safe, most people
are pretty aware of children, I.

Speaker 8 (31:55):
Feel I think so.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I think that if there's somebody next to the mom
with the three and a half year old kid, they're
probably gonna be like, huh, we probably can't smoke weed
and blow it on the three and a half year
old kill They care.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Because I feel like, well, I paid for my post
Malone ticket, I'm gonna do some weed smoking.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, this is the vibe. Yeah, so what.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
You gotta be aware.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I guess they gotta be aware. Thank you anddra Hey,
we're gonna call you Natalie on Wednesday morning and see
what you decided. Okay, okay, hey, thanks for listening. Thanks
for trusting us with your very very important decision. Have
a good day.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
Thanks you too.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Speaking of post Malone and jelly roll, more keywords coming up.
The current keyword right now, in case you missed it,
is rock star. So use that keyword for your chance
to win. Can we play circles? Because I love that song? Yeah,
that song I heard it on the radio or something.
I'm like, God, that song just never got old on KDW.
I think I heard it on K Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
I mean that's when city's number one hit music stations.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Exact Mundo, So let's go ahead and play circles because
the show is tomorrow night and that song just never
gets old.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
It's a good one.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I just love that song. So we'll do that. We'll
give away another pair of jelly roll tickets and post
Malone tickets for you coming up in about another half
an hour or less. On kdewb bern A Doodle, Mini
bern A Doodle, Mini Mini bern A Doodle. Somebody who
listens to the show Angela, shout out Angela. She's like,

(33:19):
oh my god, there's a breeder. They they breed all
kinds of like doodles and schnoutz a doodle and doodle
and Chihawa doodle, Berna doodle, all these I kind of
made that up. It probably is Chihawa doodle, it probably is.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Doodle.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
And so I was messaging with Angela, who also there
was an Angela that told me about Angela. Then Angela
runs the breeder with her husband, I believe, and they're
in rose Mount, and they got a website and they're like,
you know, FDA inspected and they passed the sniff test
and all that stuff. So I was inquiring about these

(33:59):
many bernadoo toodles. They're a little bit bigger than a cat,
so about Josie's size, and they don't shed, and she's
got several of them, and I'm thinking, is this the one?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Are you gonna get a boy or girl?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Probably a boy. We had a girl Josie. And you know,
I don't really have a preference one or the other.
I do not want a dog that humps my leg, though,
that is one that is a deal. I just ahead
of time, you put my leg and put something sexy
on my leg and see how the.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Dog reacts stupid. I like girl dogs in general.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I think girl dogs are just like nicer and nicer
vibe girl dog. But you should also think about which
color you want. What color of a dog do you want?
Do you want a patio dog? Like you want to
be able to go to the breweries with.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
The Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good Yeah, that's a
very good description.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
I feel like that's what a lot of people strive
for and then they realize that they did not get
a patio dog. Because they're too energetic. But I think
many burn and doodle might be a good one. So
cute the doodles regular Burna doodles are huge.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, they're the size of a large dog.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Yeah yeah, the size of a large rate.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah great. The mini is more the size of like
a smaller dog.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yeah yeah, so you're stupid, what the size of a dog?

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Very mini is the size of a smaller.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Dog, well smaller than a smaller dog.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Are you a scientist, I'm away.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I have a way with words. Yeah yeah, so I
will let you know what happens on the mini burn
A doodle. But it's just fun to say. Here's a
tax message, says Dave. Get an Assi doodle. Mine is
the best. They're so smart, so cute. Thirty five pounds
can go on long hikes. Now I want to get
an Assie doodle.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
I'm looking it up.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
I think those are going to have more energy though true,
any kind of Australian whatever dog lots of energy.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Doodle.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Oh it's cute, but they've got long legs that like
that dog is all legs.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
But a Chihuaba doodle is the thing. It's called a cheapoo.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
A cheapoo what is it? Chiaa doodle.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
It's called a cheapoo, a cheapoo, and it's honestly so cute.
It would definitely sit in Paris Hilton's burse.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Again. All right, let's do the daily Bailey on Katie WB.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
All right, last week we got a new pope. Did
you know that in Chicago they created a sandwich.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
In honor of him?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I heard about that guy.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, So they said, in the name of the Gravy,
the bun and hot gyard the leo, a divinely seasoned
Italian beef, baptized in gravy and finished with the Holy
trinity of peppers, sweet hot, or a combo. And so
today we're going to talk about if you had a
sandwich made after you, what would be on it? Okay,
so I want you to think about it, because the

(36:41):
Pope got a sandwich, so I want a sandwich for you.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Got it all ready?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Go ahead, David, Mine's grilled cheese with bacon and tomato.
So it is a grilled cheese and then before you
you know, slap it in the frying pan. You butter
the bread, put a lot of cheese on there, crispy
fried break bacon, and then a fresh tomato, thick cut tomato,
and then you fry the whole thing up. Get bought
a little toasty, joasty brown on both sides. And that

(37:06):
it's called the Dave sandwich.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
So is it going to be in a like a
frying pan or like on a panini maker.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
I'm gonna serve it in a hot skillet.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Oh, a hot skillet. That sounds honestly really good, very much.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah, off the top of my head. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
And I mean you had that on lock you in the.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Back there, Like somebody asked me what kind of sandwich
I love?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
I can't wait to eat the Dave?

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Okay, Jenny, what would be the Jenny if you had
a sandwich made after you want?

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Okay, mine is going to be super layered with things
I want turkey, ham, salami. Uh, maybe you're throwing some
roast beef, all the meats, you know, me, all the mits,
and then multiple different kinds of cheese options, but definitely
going to have American and cheddar on there. You're going
to put your lettuce, banana peppers, Jos I am spicy

(38:00):
gal nice and then you know, I'm thinking, I don't
know how to not steal this from subway, but I
want Italian herbs and cheese. I want that to be
the bread you want. I wanted to have like a
little bit of flavor, a little bit of spice, all
that stuff and so and then we're gonna douse it
with some kind of aoli.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Ooh, that means a lot of sandwich.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
I know, are you gonna fix your whole maney?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Jenny, Jenny? That sounds delicious. Wont if you were made
into a sandwich or not you but you know you
had a sandwich made after you, what would be on it?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
A lot of people say, I'm an old soul, So
I'm gonna go with a tuna sandwich because how many
people still eat tuna these days now? One tuna sandwich
with pretty much everything on it, but no tomatoes, so lettuce, onion, salt, pepper, oil, vinegar.
And then because it's like an old sol type thing,
I'm gonna pair it with a vanilla cream soda because
when is the last time anybody under the age of
sixty five had a vanilla cream soda?

Speaker 4 (38:54):
But vanilla cream soda with tuna, Yes.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah, vanilla cream soda. But you do you? What about you? Bailey?

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
So I'm gonna have a sour dough because everyone loves
a sour dough. Bread and salami and ham. Those are
my meats. A lot of that meat on there, and
then that white American cheese. But the best part of
the sandwich is that it's loaded with pickles, banana peppers,
whatever it called like gyardin Eara?

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Is that how you pronounced that?

Speaker 3 (39:19):
That essentially like anything that would give you heartburn is
what's on my sandwich because I want it to be
mostly crunchy, mostly pickle, mostly jarred in nearra and then
the meat is like there as well, and then probably
a kooky kind of mao like garlic dill or some
kind of mao on that.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
That sounds good? What about? What what would your dream
sandwich be? I'm thinking about going home and making will
be like a fat grilled cheese with the crispy bacon
in there. Sounds that tomato.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
He sounds real good. And now I kind of want
bacon all the time, honestly. So yeah, now, Bay, that's
the daily Bailey folks, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
That was a fun one. You are never more than
thirty minutes away from a DJ reminding you that you're
never more than thirty minutes away from being thirty minutes
away from just thirty minutes until post Malone and Jelly
roll tickets. That's coming up in less than thirty minutes. Okay,
in case I didn't make that, care, we're about ten
minutes out. So listen to the next key word coming
up on kd WB. Can I ask a question, Susan,

(40:20):
my wife does this really weird thing. She'll get home
from wherever she goes, and I'll hear the garage door
go up, and I'll be inside on the couch or
I'll be inside in my office and you know whatever,
and I'll hear the garage door go up, and then
sometimes I hear it go back down, but she doesn't
come in. So and this has only been going on

(40:43):
for the last three ish months that I started to notice.
So a week or so ago, I opened the door
to the garage and there she is just sitting there,
sitting on not even on her phone, just sitting there.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Oh, she's not on her phone.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Just I mean, she might have been, but the moment
I opened the door, she was. She was just sitting there. Okay,
what are you doing? Nothing? Just you know, decompressing, yeah,
I don't know she said that exact word, but it
was something like that, I'll be in a minute. Okay.
Does anybody else have a partner that opens the garage
door or they pull up in the driveway, Yeah, and

(41:19):
they kind of sit there like they don't quite want
to come in.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I mean I used to do that all the time
when I had my living boyfriend because I knew it
was there and I really just didn't want to be
in there. But I still do it now even though
I live alone, because sometimes like, Okay, well I've gotten home,
I'm gonna sit down and then just like look at
my phone for a minute. And back in the day,
I used to sit in my car for like, I
don't know, an extra fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yeah, gen Z and maybe millennials have that thing called
their third place, so it's not like their house or
their job, it's the third place they feel comfortable. My
cousin is like an habitual, uh, victim of doing this.
We'll see her just sitting outside in her car across
the street and she just on her phone for maybe
an hour sometimes and a lot Wow, she's just going
through TikTok scroll and we're like you're gonna come in

(42:03):
the house, and she's like in a minute, huh.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
And I don't read, you know. I mean, if she's
got a boyfriend, I couldn't blame her, you know, and
you can't take those phone calls inside the house.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Yeah, it's just kind of like a like I guess
once you're it's maybe it's the second year done driving,
because driving is like I'm doing a task and now
I am done with that task.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Oh, let me just sit here for a minute.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
So I totally get Susan saying like, oh, I'm just decompressing, Yeah,
because that's kind of all it is. It's not there's
nothing like malicious behind it.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
What I'm saying there is malicious. She is the least
malicious person ever. But I mean, after years and years
with me, I would probably get tired of coming to
the house to me.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Also, yeah, you know what I mean, it's like, oh God,
this guy again.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
A text messages at Katie WB one. I'm literally sitting
in my car right now because I'm listening to you guys,
and I just don't want to go in.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
I've definitely done that at a job where I've sat
in a car waiting to go in like.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah, I've done that at work when I worked with
some really awful people. There have been some great people
on this show, but there have been some awful people
on this show, and the day I retire, I will
name them in alphabetical order.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Jeez.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
But there was one they were so awful to work with.
I would sit in my car in the parking lot.
This was I'm not going to say when, and I
just would have to work up my you know, like
my mentally to walk in.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what this text message says.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
I do this all the time.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
We have two sets of twins, so I almost always
hang in my car to mentally prepare for the chaos point.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Two sets of twins. Lord, I would go in, I
would disappear. I would vanish, like, Wow, where'd Dave go?
He just vanished. I'd moved him mine?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Not they they went Dakota, right.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Text messages, there's a bunch of text messages say I
do this all the time. I'll sit in the car
for twenty minutes before I go inside. Most definitely taken
my me time before I go into a house full
of kids and a screaming wife. Screaming wife I thought
that was from a woman. Maybe it is from a
woman that has a screaming wife. I bartend and I
do this after every shift, after talking to people all night,

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I need ten or fifteen minutes to decompress before having
to go in and talk more and have an energetic
dog greet me. There are a lot of people who
do this text message, Oh my gosh, Dave totally not
weird if she has a short commuter, people filled day.
I'm sitting outside of a coffee shop or dropping the
kids off before I'm meeting a coworker, just having some
me time, okay.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Or like maybe you're finishing, you know, the one chapter
of your audio book or the podcast is almost done.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
I can say, I always wait for a good song
to finish.

Speaker 8 (44:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Always sit in my car.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeahway you have a concert, like we have a parking garage.
I always have a concert before I go upstairs because
if I start screaming whatever song or Liz is gonna
get mad at me.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
I have to even now when I live alone, I
have to like tell myself, get out of your car.
You don't need to sit in here. You can sit
in your apartment and feed your cat. So just go,
get in, get out.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, here's another one. I'm sitting in my
car right now I don't want to go into work
because my co worker is background vacation. Once I walk
through the door, she starts talking and I'm like, let
me finish my coffee. I think sometimes our co workers
determine so much about whether we're happy at work or not.
We might love what we do, but sometimes the co

(45:27):
workers are like heek. This all started because I said,
my wife Susan, in the last couple of months, has
been has taken to when she gets home from wherever,
when she gets home from snap fitness, and she's there
like three times a week, She'll sit out in the
car and I'll hear the garage door open. Nobody comes in.
So a few weeks ago I opened the door. What
are you doing? Nothing, just hanging out decompressing. Yeah, so

(45:50):
what about you?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, this text us Remember Dave, it's like you said
about dreading. When you open the garage door and you
see Susan's car inside. She sees your car and knows
your home, and it's her time before coming in to decompress.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Nothing wrong with that. Yeah, I would want time away
from me as well. I can't find my slippers. Did
you where did you put my slippers? You're wearing them? Oh, well,
you must have put them there, because they weren't there
last time I loved her. It is one of one
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(46:23):
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(46:46):
is somebody who you've heard of before, and they're very young,
but I think that they meet the minimum age requirement
because they just had a birthday. I think the minimum
age requirement is thirty five years old to become a
president of the United States. So here to discuss her
platform and why she is running for president. Yeah, it's
weather Girl, Jenny Jay.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Yeah, thank you for having me today. I'm so excited
to be running for what is it going to be eight? Yeah, presidency.
I think I would do a fantastic job as the
president because not only will I bring the vibes, I'll
bring the party, but I also have a lot of
platforms that I'll be running on. So I would like
to pitch you guys some on my platform. Yes, please,

(47:26):
and whatever you guys think of them, you can text in.
But also I don't care because these are my platforms
and it's what I'm running on.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Oh, you do have to appeal to the electorate, and
I think.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Most people will, you know, the vibe with it. They'll
love it. So my first one is the hot tub initiative.
So world peace does begin with warm jets if you
didn't know. So, hot tubs are going to be installed
into every public park, but Congress is going to start
having their meetings once a month and a giant hot
tub all together. Okay, think about the relaxation. Then you

(47:57):
don't have Republicans and Democrats going at each other's throats
when you're chilling in a hot tub.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Yeah, busy baby.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
And then I'm also mandatory hot tub meditation mondays for
corporations to relieve your stress of working for a corporation.
So that is my first platform.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
My second platform is going to be that all adults
are allowed to have a nap every single day. Okay, mandated, yes,
and dated naps, Like if Toddler's getting asked by don't
we we have a lot of stuff going on in
our lives. Yeah, tylers don't even have anything going on.
They haven't experienced life. Why do they need naps? We
need naps as adults. So the national CSTA hour will

(48:36):
be from two to three pm every single day, no exceptions.
Initiative number two Okay.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Number three, Dogs in government, less corruption, more tail wagon
is what I'm saying. Okay, every cabinet position is going
to have a canine coachair here. We're gonna have lots
of dogs running around in the White House. Just think
about the joy that it'll bring to everyone. And maybe
once again Republicans and Democrats could get along a little

(49:03):
bit better if they had a dog sitting next to them. Probably,
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
I believe it now.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
This one is very specific to certain states because certain
states do not understand we're driving with speed involves. So
if your speed limit is sixty five and you're going
sixty five. We're over that. We're upping it to eighty five.
All speed limits on big highways will now be eighty five.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Question Senator question, Yeah, Dave Ryan, United Press International, Yeah. Question.
What about the increase in fatalities on the road with
this increased speed limit.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Well, if you cannot drive very fast because you are
not good at driving, you shouldn't have your license, then
you will be only allowed in the right lane. Now
there will be rules of how we know that you're
not driving fast enough. You have to be in the
right lane. You are going to get ticketed now if
you are not driving at least eighty five. So now
instead of you get a ticket because you're driving one hundred,

(50:01):
you get a ticket because you're driving eighty.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Four to go fast.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
It's like the yeah, okay, so maybe there'll be a
couple more fatalities, but also think about think about what
else could happen. Maybe a doctor could get to his
job in time to save a life because he was
able to go that much faster by way A.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Question, Yeah, Dave Ryan, Associated Press. What about Bailey who
drives a Beater built in nineteen ninety two, will not
reach eighty four miles an hour?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Bailey, do you think you can get up to?

Speaker 4 (50:34):
I could try. I mean I can try, all right,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Continue, Yeah, that's okay, I don't mind, It's fine, all right.
And my last initiative is that every person, male or
female or whatever must start therapy once they hit twenty
five years old. That is my last one, and I
am standing by it because we all need therapy. I
love it. You'll love it, David. You're getting therapy, therapy.

(51:02):
I got alcohol and walks? No, I got alcohol. What's
going on to bring me down?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Walks to bring me up? I need a dog? I
need a dog? Alcohol and the outdoors for America? Who's
paying for this therapy?

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Mentally healthy? Who's paying for this playing for the therapy?

Speaker 4 (51:23):
You are with your tax? Yeah, so it's free, but
we're not.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
But we're paying for it.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
Senator, But like you don't know that because it's just
coming out of tax, so you don't really actually know,
Senator Senat Jenny Sator Jenny's yeah, Bailey has CNN.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
I want to know if we're getting free snacks and
the vending machines.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Okay, well, you know that.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Was paying for these free things.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Yeah, unfortunately, CNN lady, I am not entirely sure that
I can force it upon all corporations because that will
cost a lot of money. So do you want more
taxes taking out of your paycheck? Then maybe your company
will start.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Oh wait, so you're saying it's not free, so things
aren't really free. That Bailey actually has to pay for
anything that's free. I have a question, yeah, Dave Ryan,
New York Post. Can we do away with pot machines
that only have Coca Cola products? And can we put
some pepsi and mountain dew products in all pop machines.
There's nothing more discouraging than walking up to a pop

(52:20):
machine and seeing just diet coke. I would like a
pepsi zero sugar or a diet pepsi please, Senator.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
We're working for the New York Times. I was expecting
a little bit better of a question than.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
That, But the New York Post, baby, don't make it.
There's a big distinction.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Yes, okay, okay, then you're right that that lines up
with the New York Posts. Thank you for that question. Yeah,
I think that that actually is really good, and I
think I'm going to add that onto my platform. So
I'm going to get my campaign manager on that. He's
going to come have a little conversation with you afterwards
and we'll get on that. Because you're right, why just
only have coke products in a pot machine? It should
be a variety, Yes.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Senator, Hi from the guy in the bag vonle TMZ,
I have a question chocolate fountains. Where do we stand
on chocolate fountains in the office?

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Too much ibs in this country. I am not going
to mandate chocolate fountains because we don't need those stalls
being hogged. Then people are going to work less because
they're going to be having issues in the bathroom with
chocolate fountains. So unfortunately, I'm not going to be on
board with that one, but I appreciate the question, Senator.
One last question, Senat's question as to.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Wrap up Bailly huss ms NBC. What's the theme for
prom this year?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
What the hell kind of question is that? One?

Speaker 4 (53:36):
For a running for a student class president?

Speaker 5 (53:39):
No no, no, no, no oh no no no oh President of
the United thank you. Okay, okay, so you can handle
your home. What's the theme of prom? You'll have to
handle that on your own time.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Sorry, I don't.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Deal with such petty issues as the future president of
the United States of America. But for me twenty twenty eight,
to give a hoot, vote for.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Luke, give a hoot. We can make camps.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Okay, thank you, Jenny. Let's get you another chance at
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