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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm Katie w B.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It was so beautiful yesterday. It was like hot, like
eighty four degrees. But I thought, you know, I'm not
gonna sit around the house. I'm going to go outside
mental health and get outside and be among nature and
the air and things like that. So I got on
my new bike. I rode down to Snap Fitness. So
two miles, three miles down to Snap Fitness, worked out
on the stair. Monster did a hundred stories on the stair. Monster,
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got back off, and then rode back home.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
So talk about hashtag close your rings. I closed my
rings like like three times yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I worked on my garden yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
So I have this little like slab of dirt on
the side of my apartment building that I asked if
I could turn it into a garden and my landlord
said yes a couple of years ago. And so now
I'm getting year number three in order. And I planted
cucumbers and tomatoes and peas yesterday and I still have
a bit more to do today.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And needing gardening tips. Remember I grew up gardening like
probably a two acre garden, so tips. Let me know,
all right, yeap, my summer days weeding the guard and
whereverybody else is out having. But all right, let's do it.
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Lyric Shuffle with Jenny. Not is it lyric Shuffle, It
is Lyrics Shuffle. This is the game where Jenny will
name a word and then we gotta come up with
a song that's got that word in it. Read e
sample Red anybody go red forman Ye red red Wine,
little red Corvette. Hey, good, good, good. Let's try another
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one tree.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Black Horse and the Cherry.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, very good. That's the way the game works. But
let's play for real on lyric shuffle on Katie w BT.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Okay, I'm gonna have Bailey go first today. Here's our
first word of you get the best.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Of both words.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
I show you the shape of my heart.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
All right, Bailey's on the board, Dave, here you go Lucky.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You got lucky babe when I found you, Dan, Dan, Dan,
it's an old song.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
All right, you're gonna go with Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I knew if Bailey got that word, she probably would
do that. But okay, one to one, round two. This
is Bailey's word.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Strawberry, Strawberry Fields Forever.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That's the only song with strawberry in it. And I'm
impressed that you know that song. Good for you.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
It is not the only song.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Straw all right, So there's two songs list of that
song going Strawberry Champagne on ice sounds disgusting, like you'd
buy that at a like a drug store.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, terrible.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
All right, Dave, this is for you.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Met met There's many, but I can't think of any.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I just heaven met you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Good one.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, with the steals. So far, Bailly has three points,
Dave has one, and now we're back to Bailey.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Every time it happens every time when I see you.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Itpens every time when I think of you.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Good job. What song is that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Because I had a dream street that was Jesse McCartney
before he was Jesse McCartney.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Okay, all right, Billy's crushing you right now is to
get some points here.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I gave up. I'm laying down in the shade.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You got it, You got it. This is your word, Dave. Harder.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
What doesn't kill you makes you harder, last a little longer, and.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's a stronger, better, faster, wait, harder.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Stronger, better, harder, faster.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Younger, better, harder.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Longer, harder, faster, stronger.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Hung longer, No longer, harder, faster, stronger, He says, harder, right, longer, harder, faster,
strong I bet my next paycheck because we're longer, harder, faster, stronger.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I think Dave obviously does not get a point with
his that was not the correct there. But I think
I'm going to pass. I'm giving you a point, Bailey,
just because you didn't really know on that one. So
no points for this round. And now we are onto
the final round. It is Bailey for Dave one, so
we're playing for funzies now.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, okay, I get killed that one.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
This is for Bailey.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Go let's go crazy, Apparent, and let's go.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Nuts in the truck.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Good job. Wow, Bailey is just really nailing every song today.
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Back, get out of here.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
You're such a silly all right, Dave here, this is
just for you to get some brownie points. Okay, yeah, yeah, please.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Please please please right.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I love that song.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Good job, Dave. I got two points today, but Bailey
got five, so.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
She yeah, I'm never playing you again. Has done the
birthday shout out to uh alyin she turned twelve yesterday.
Golden Birthday, A little blated from mom Acelin. Happy birthday
and thank you for listening. Oh my god, Bailey busted
out dream Street made my mourning song. I love that.
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We'll be right back. We're a new talk back Tuesday.
Here's the talk back. I want to if you are
married and you've been married for a while or you've
been in a relationship for a while. How do you
know you know you've been married for a while when
and then you'll finish that sentence. Mine is you know
you've been married for a while when you pass each
other naked in the bathroom and you don't even look
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at each other. That is how you know you've been
married for a while? Give me yours? You know you've
been married for a while when think about it. I
know you got something used. The talkback feature should be
a lot of fun and we'll play your talkbacks back
next when we come back one hour commercial free on kdubleub.
You know you've been married for a while when Jenny
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on the Dave Ryan Show on Katie w B.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
Here, it's Jacob Chaska. Me and my girlfriend have been
together for two years, and I feel like you know
that you've been together for a long time when people
in your family or other people ask you where the
other person is if they don't show.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Up to an event all the time, all the time,
where's Susan? Where's Susan? Well, she's not attached to my hip.
So how do you know you've been married for a
while or been together for a while?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
You know you've been married for a while when you
let out big stinky butt, whole heart and no one blinked,
and I, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You're disgusted. Well, the way that was phrased was a
little decorum, Come on, what about you?
Speaker 5 (08:15):
There were so many about farting, so that's the only
one I put through. But I want to shout out
everyone else who sent the farting ones saying, because there
is about five of them.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I've never heard Susan fart except by accident. Like I
think she farts in her sleep once in a while.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Everyone does.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, I don't think I've ever openly farted in front
of someone I was dating.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Okay, but you can't say that to people because some
people can't help it.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
No, I know, I'm not saying don't not you.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I'm saying, Dave, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I just think there's got to be a little mysterious
aura around that thing.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Yeah, well, good for you that you have a healthy gut.
I don't, so sometimes you just have to let it out.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's just fine. If that's you, then that's you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
How to squeeze out by accident Oops.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
It's never an accident. It's always like are you ready?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh, come on, How do you know you've been married
for a while.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
You know you've been married a while when you used
to get upset when they would go golfing all day,
and now.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You look forward.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I love that. Jenny and I had a big discussion
a couple of weeks ago about and you probably remember it.
We're talking about how sometimes when you come home and
you're hoping to have the house for yourself for a
few hours, and you push the garage door opener and
it slowly goes up to reveal that their car is there,
and your heart sinks a little bit. You got a
bunch of these on the talkback feature.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Good Morning, Katie w B.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
You know you've been married for a while when you
can find the item your husband's looking for without him
even needing to ask.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I'd say this is probably more for women than men,
you know.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I think that's true without even you're looking for the
sun's green right here it is.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
You know you've been married for a while when it
doesn't even bother you to sleep in a different room.
Awesome celebrating our thirty year anniversary this year.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Wow, Wow. Yeah, we sleep in different rooms and she's
not crazy about it, but it is glorious. I get
the whole bed. There's no kicking, there's no snoring.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Do you have your room like decorated for things that
you like and she has her room decorated.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
For things she likes?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Not the least, No, not in the least. Just sleep
there exactly, all right. How do you know you've been
married a long time?
Speaker 9 (10:25):
Hi? You know you've been married a while when seeing
your husband's museum of ingrown beard hairs on the bathroom Saints,
it's just part of the day, part of the routine.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Take spie ye, that's just rude.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Wrench your hair out of the scene.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's not hard to do.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's not hard to do. That's just rude. Okay, you
know you've.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Been married a long time when your husband gets out
of the shower and says, I saved something for you.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
And you say, oh God, what And it's a pimple
on the side of his thigh, just for you to
pop it.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You do do self medical care for your for you know,
like Susan had the end grown hair on her thigh. Yeah,
and so she's like, can you excise this, and so
I tried. I got myself a safety pin and a
player of Tweezers, cotton ball and alcohol, and I went
to work on that thing. I put on a boy
scout headlamp and I'm not exaggerating, a boy scout headlamp,
and I went to work on that thing. No luck, no,
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no luck.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
My mom usually has a pimple on the middle of
her back. She always has my sister pick it for her.
It's like a big ordeal. It's like, okay, it's the
annual popping of this one pimple on my back.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Can I ask you a question. You had beer with
Bradley last night?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
I did?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah? Did you now if Bradley said, hey, by the way,
I'm in the parking lot, weady to go, can you
take a look at this black head on.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
The absolutely, No, you're not there.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You're not there yet.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
No.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
That was a second date, so they just basically started
hanging out.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
What a better way to get to know each other
than bad No, how did the date go last night?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It was fine?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, it was like we went and got a beer
and and we both had like work we had to do,
and so we just.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Like co worked what you talk about.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
We talked about, well, he was in South Dakota for
this weekend for Mother's Day, so we talked about South Dakota.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
We talked about like his friends. I talked about the Fair.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
He's never been to the Fair, I know, but he
loves the Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
And I'm like, girl, if you're a.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Renaissance Festival girl, then you are a fair girl.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
And you just don't realize it.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, it's true. I think it's true.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, yeah, So that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Your voice rings with enthusiasm when you talk about this
budding relationship.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I think you're reading into it.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I think, as single as you are, I think that
you would treat every date that you can scrounge up
as a miracle of some sorts.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, I would say it's like a miracle. I mean,
I enjoy my own company, so it was.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I enjoy his company as well, But like, if I
don't have his company, I'm not going to die.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
When you kissed a night, was there a lot of
tongue or a little bit a little bit of tongue?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
No?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
No hung it all, no kid, no smooches.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh Teddy may take a move on this boy, he's
probably trying to be respectful.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Oh okay, Oh, write that down. I'll get the details
from her later. Okay, we're not telling us something.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You get up close and you go, hey, I just
want to tell you something, and then you put one
arm over his shoulder. Okay, this is what you do.
Put one arm over his shoulder, and then you I
just want to tell you something. Then you grab the
back of his head and you push it toward your mouth.
That's the move.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Okay, is it here? We can get off Bailey's back
now about her day? She wants out of this conversation.
I can tell I was gonna say, we have a
lot more I can. I can just play off my
computer here, hopefully, Let's see if I know how to
do this.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Push the play button.
Speaker 11 (13:44):
You know you've been married for a while when you've
slept in your kid's beds more often than your own
beds with your husband in the last week, month, years.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Well, I think that's probably because the kids on the parents,
they're not because they're like mad. Maybe I just kidding.
That's okay. Here's another one.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
So you know you've been married a long time when
you go to kiss each other goodbye, and you're kind
of in a hurry and not really paying attention, so
you don't even kiss each other and you end up
like kissing the air, but you don't care enough to
try again, and you just walk away.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
If you want to watch a show that shows what
it's like to be buried for a while, watch The
Four Seasons on Netflix with Tina Fey and Steve Carrell.
It is so it's like all these couples that present
themselves as like happy, happy, happy, and then you realize
they're not always very happy. They're just really good at
hiding it. They're not terribly unhappy, they're just not terribly happy.
All right, we might have a couple of more.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
We have a few more. Here we go. Well, I'm
not sure if this gets a little dicey, so hang on.
Speaker 9 (14:51):
Okay, you know you're married when you when you have
sucked and you don't moon.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So what do you do? Then? Look at your.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Silent wait you're thinking about what food you're gonna eat afterwards?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Can I get taco bell after John?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
All right, here's another one. You know you've been married
for a while when.
Speaker 12 (15:16):
There are things that used to be routine, like putting
on makeup or fake eyelashes, or showing every day or
always putting together and down or whatever it is that
you've made routine to keep yourself like fresh, clean and
like snapped for your partner, don't seem to really matter or.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Affect you anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Like it's okay, forgot you. Let's do one more.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Okay, let's see.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
How do you know you've been married for a while when.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Okay, let's try this one.
Speaker 13 (15:51):
You know you've been together forever when you kiss each
other and roll over and go to sleep.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
That's how it should be, because that's how I see God.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
All right, thanks for all those. We'll do. Dave started
coming up in a second. You're never more than thirty
minutes away from post malone and jelly roll tickets right now,
about seven or eight minutes away. I'm sorry. We're just
counting the views on our latest reel. So we did
a reel. What was the reel yesterday that we did?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
That was me and Jenny saying if when when we
say we work in radio and people say, oh, I
don't listen to the ratio, and we say that's rud
that was cute.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I was in a meeting or I was going to
bring in my idea. Yeah, another magic trick. Yeah, another
magic another magic trick.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Oh, it's too bad you had that meeting.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
What's funny is the one that I've got a lot
of views was the hand at Twisting challenge, which got
one hundred and seven thousand views, which is as many
as the Jonah Murray breaking a wine bottle over there
now posting us out on social media, it's usually Dave
Ryan Show or Dave Ryan, kati A Wild to Be,
Jenny Katie Able to Be, or Bailey on Air. Vaughan's
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posting too. I haven't really looked his post, but he's
at a wedding in Mexico leak.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah it's his girlfriend, Melissa's family member, maybe cousin or something.
But that you know, I get so mad because them
will go on vacation and I'm like, cannot wait to
see all the beach photos, the swimsuit photos of Alyssa
because she's a falling And he's posted like three things,
yeah barely literally like nothing, and I'm like, what are
you doing? Probably living in the moment, good for you,
but I want to see the college and the sunrise
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and sunset photos in Mexico, Okay, giving us nothing, nothing
at all.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
You know, I don't blame him. He's like, yeah, he's
down instead of like posting on social media, which is
kind of part of our job and we love doing
it anyway. Good for him, he's busy enjoying his life
down there.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
You know what else is part of our job letting
you know about cool things happening around the Twin Cities. Yeah,
like at holiday station stores where you can get a
three dollar meal deal right now.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yes, you can get a.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Johnsonville hot dog, broad or any hot snack plus Freedo,
a chips plus a Polar popp Er coffee and it's
just three dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Jenny, I love it when you tell me what's going
on in the Twin Seats.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Dave and I will also be at covin Burnsville on Friday,
three to five pm. Come hang out with us and
say hello.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Ask me hanging out. Will be there with a little
table set up with some prizes and things like that,
three to five the one in Burnsville, kind of by
Burnsville Center. Let's do let's do this version. It's a
Dave Ryan Show one on one point three KD WB
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Injury Law. So Diddy is in court and the latest is,
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let's se if I can find it here really quick
here before I find that one. Just want to let
you know if you're flying into or out of Atlanta,
or into or out of New Jersey, there's big flight
delays because of some groundstop on Sundays. They're still trying
to catch up with it and it is not going
really well. I guess again. The other day in Newark,
New Jersey, controllers lost radio contact with all all the
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airplanes for like ninety seconds, so they didn't go turn left,
turn left, ice right ahead. They couldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I say.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
There is a new rule at the con Film Festival.
They've updated their dress code to explicitly ban nudity and
voluminous outfits with large trains on the red carpet and
through the festival grounds. The official starter states, for decency reasons,
nudity is prohibited on the red carpet as well as
any other area of the festival, along with voluminous outfits
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that hinder the proper flow of traffic of guests and
complicate seating. In the theater are not permitted actually.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
So like ball gowns you can't wear because voluminous. I've
never really heard that to explain an outfit, so I guess, yeah,
a ball gown.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
That's a bummer, Yeah, for sure. But it makes sense
because you see some of these people and what they wear.
It's like, okay, when you got to have somebody behind you,
you're not in a wedding. Let's see what else we
got here, Pop Cold Sure. Moments from two thousand and
five that haven't aged well, I've got a list. The
Diversity Day episode of the Office. I don't remember that one.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
It's definitely not PC anymore to today's standards.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
But that's yeah because it came.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Out in Yeah, Tom Cruise jumping on the couch on
the Oprah Winfrey Show embarrassing because he was in love
with homes Kay Katie Holmes and he's like, I'm in love,
I'm in love and he was jumping up and down
on the couch.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
That's so embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I feel like, looking back on that, if I was
Tom Cruise, I'd.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Be like, oop, Barriss, Yeah, he's recovered, okay though, Team
Andison and Team Joe Lee merch that came out after
Brad and Jennifer broke up and he got with Angelina
Joe Lee. I don't remember that one. The premise of
the Ryan Reynolds movie Waiting, which includes flirting with underage girls,
flashing people without consent, and racist and sexist terms. Okay.
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The tampering of Gabriel's Eva Longoria's birth control by her
husband on Desperate Housewives. These are all pop culture events
that did not age well. Jessica Alba in her underwear
for no reason for Fantastic four, The aesthetic and concept
of The Girl's next Door, the show about Hugh Hefner
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and his three girlfriends and did he? Hosting the two
thousand and five VMAs and having celebrities like Nicole Ritchie
and Derek Jeter talk about his legendary parties did not
age well.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
You know what always ages well?
Speaker 8 (21:29):
Though?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
The Dick Van Dyke Show so good. I don't know
why I want to.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I don't remember that. I'm too young to remember that show.
Dick Van Dykes Show, Who's Dick Van Dyke?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Stop Stop Van Dyke? He's almost okay? Can I say
one thing about Dick Van Dyke?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Sure, he's almost one hundred, so he's ninety nine right now,
and I think he turns one hundred in like October November,
and he has a book coming out to go along
with his one hundredth birthday that's called like How I
Live to be one hundred Nobody, But he's not a
hundred yet, and I feel like that's bad juju, Like
why why do you have you written a book said
living to one hundred and you haven't made it yet?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh no, yeah, yes, that's interesting. We should talk about
that one time. What TV show from years and years
ago do you still watch even though you're twenty two
years old, or even though you're thirty four years old?
What show do you watch?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
The Dick Van Dyke Show, Jack Van Dyke Show is
so good.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It just as well sided.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, yeah, that in Dark Shadows. It's so good.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
That show used to scare me when I was a
wee lad. My sister would watch it with me and I'd.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Like, I can't do it?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
What this show? Taylor Swift is back in the dirt
today because they're going through a rough patch with the
friendship with Blake Lively, and they say the relationship will
survive but Taylor is very uncomfortable about being pulled into
the lawsuit. And we're not sure when that one happened.
But Taylor's been through a lot. You think about the
(22:47):
whole thing with Scooter Braun and the music and the
management and all that, and then the DJ groping lawsuit,
and she did that with confidence and composure.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
And I can see why.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
She doesn't want to be involved with this whole the
Blake Lively and Ryan and Justin Baldoni situation. But she's
like the godmother to at least two of Blake Lively's children. Yeah,
it's kind of like, well, I feel like she definitely
thinks that she's, you know, owes something to Blake Lively,
So she can't like dump that relationship entirely.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Well, that would make her look bad.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
She's Taylor's very what do we say.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Her image but not what did we say? What did curate?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, her image is curated. That is the dirt brought
to you by six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's
Injury Law. Let's help somebody out this morning on group therapy.
Chances are somebody listening has been through this same thing,
Ryan show. It's kind of a funny group therapy, but
then at the same time it's kind of not. So
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let's have Katie explain what's going on, Katie, and what
do you need help with today?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Hi?
Speaker 14 (23:56):
Guy? So my issue is my girlfriend always smells like weed.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Okay, so go ahead.
Speaker 14 (24:08):
So she loves weed, and that's fine, Like it's not
really my thing, but like, sure, live your life. But
the issue is when we kiss, she tastes like weed,
and like her clothes always smell like weed, and her
car smells like weed. It's not like overpowering, but it's
just always there. Yeah, And I don't want to hurt
(24:31):
her feelings and I obviously am not going to tell
her to quit, but like, how can I tell her? Like,
every time we kiss you taste like weed because.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You know, I think you spoke enough weed. You spoke
enough weed. It gets into your sister, pour, your bloodstream,
your bodily everything. And so when you go to kiss,
even if she hasn't smoked in like hours, she still
tastes like weed. And it's not and it's not bad
like raw onions. Maybe your guar it was skunky, but
(25:01):
it is kind of skunky. So what you're wondering what
you can tell her, what you can do without hurting
her feelings. It must be a fairly new relationship, because
I think you've been together for a year or two.
You'd be like, you know what, Gloria, assuming her name
is Gloria, you know what? It taste a little bit
like we How often do you think she smokes weed?
Speaker 14 (25:20):
I mean she smokes every day?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (25:22):
Wow, and we've been together in four months. Like, it's
pretty new and I really like her, hm, but I
don't want her feelings. I want to do it in.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Like a nice way.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Well, I think here's here's what you do. Start smoking
a lot of weed yourself, and pretty soon you won't notice.
It's kind of like if you make out with somebody,
if you both go to a restaurant, you both get
a salad with onions, then you're okay. But if you
start smoking weed, then well.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
She doesn't want to smoke weed ever.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Well, you know the things we do for love.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I would just be more concerned.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
She smokes weed every day, So is she like always
under the influence when you guys are together.
Speaker 14 (26:00):
It doesn't feel like that. It's kind of just like
part of her lifestyle sense, Okay, because she's not like
getting crazy every day. Yeah, people like might have a
beer every day, but they're not like getting droke.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Okay, yeah, I get you. Okay, I get you.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Well, we'll look for some answers for you. So basically,
Katie is on the phone and she likes this girl
four to get four months together. But every time you
kiss she tastes like weed and so so. But here's
the thing, even if you go out somewhere, I would
find it disgusting if somebody smelled like weed all the time.
In the same way I'd find it disgusting if somebody
spelled like cigarette smoke or booze all the time. I
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don't want to smell it. I just don't. But tasting it,
that's supposed to be like an intimate, pleasurable, minty kind
of experience. Here's an idea. Get some muggum or some
mentos or some tick tacks and pop them in your
mouth before you kiss and be like, oh, do you
want some too?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, But that.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Doesn't cover it up. No, I don't know. I've definitely
been with people before who smoke weed a lot, and
even brushing your teeth doesn't always like cover that up, right.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Itets inside your system, right, It kind of permeates everything
in your body.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
I don't know if I would say it gets inside
your system, but it definitely lingers for a little while.
So if you just smoke weed and you go and
brush your teeth and then you kiss them, even after
brushing your teeth, you're still going to taste that weed
a bit.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Now, let's we got some phone call phone calls coming in,
so we're gonna check on those in a second. Six
nine eight nine KTWB. Here is a text message. I
completely feel this. My husband. Choose gum and I can
still smell and taste the weed.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Not choose gum. Choose like shacko oh, choose, I see gotcha?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Okay, choose and I can still smell and taste it
and it's gross. Okay, get her a vate pen is
bad for you too. It's not a matter of whether
it's bad for you the yeah, just kind of a
stank that comes along with it. Let's see what we
got on the phone here at six five one nine
eight nine KWB page. Katie's got a girlfriend. Everything's going good,
(27:58):
except every time she kisses her. She smoked so much
weed that she tastes weed in her mouth. What do
you want to say, Paige.
Speaker 15 (28:06):
Yeah, so my boyfriend's kind of the same. He smokes
every day. It's kind of more just like a dependency thing,
so he's not always like under the influence. I would
just say, we've been together for a couple of years now. Honestly,
I kind of just got used to it. I did
say a couple of times, like hey, your breath kind
of things, but I think that kind of just comes
(28:28):
with being together for a little longer. Yeah, getting used
to it, getting more comfortable with it. Yeah, I'm not
a huge person who loves the smell of it, But
like I said, I kind of just got used to it,
which that's kind of what my advice is, unfortunately, But.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, Okay, I think that the thing is you gotta
tell her. I think the big thing is you got
to tell her and just saying you know what, I
love you or I care about you, I love to
kiss you, but I don't like the taste of weed.
And if she cares about you, she'll be like, oh,
well then maybe I'll do some gum or some mints
or something like that. And I think the consensus is
you got to be kind of honest to let her know.
(29:06):
Would we agree with that?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, be honest.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
And a lot of people too are textian saying ask
if edibles are an option because those won't have that
same smile?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Okay, all right, Hey Katie, I think the consensus is
talk to her about it because you know it bothers you.
Speaker 14 (29:23):
Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
We are here to help, just a quick little group therapy.
If you want to do a group therapy next week
or anytime, we will be here for you. Send me
an email to Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com. And
oh it's time for another keyword. Here we go run
a little bit late, but the keyword is rockstar. Open
up the iHeartRadio app and just say on the talkback
(29:45):
feature the keyword is rockstar, and then you are qualified.
You're in for Post Malone and Jelly Roll coming to
us Bake Stadium a week from tonight. Once again, open
up the iHeart app and just say the keyword is rockstar. Boom,
and you are in. We're gonna come back in a
(30:06):
second with an ill advised bit. It is an ill
advised bit. It does not always go well. It's called
one man band, and we'll do it next after post below.
I'm KD w B. It's one of one point three
k D double ub the Dave Ryan in the morning show.
We just played that song as a reminder that the
keyword is rock stars. So open up that. iHeartRadio app
(30:28):
and the baby.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's also Morgan Wallan's birthday today. Shout up, Aretty, serious
it is. He's thirty two, thirty two years old.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
There's only thirty two, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Thirty two years Yes, for sure.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Did you see also that he did an interview recently
where they asked him about him leaving SNL and what
the deal was with them.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
No, it was a story, and he was like.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Honestly, it was nothing. I had been there all week.
I just wanted to leave, Like that's all it was.
But how about your on camera right? Row bro give
me to God's Country. Oh what is this that's happening?
Will treat today?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Well, I've got a tambourine strap to my foot, I've
got a microphone on that, I've got the ukulele. I
thought I would treat you with a little Dave Ryan
one man band.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I'm here for it.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Any requests, Oh, the scientist.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, is that what you want to hear? Yeah, that's
what I wanted to hear.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Okay, here we go, come up to meet you.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Tell you, I'm sorry you don't now lovely you are.
I had to find you. Tell you, I need you.
Tell you, I'll set you a par Nobody said it
was easy. It's such a shame for us to paw.
(31:55):
Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it
would be this harm. Oh take me back to the star.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Tone deaf? Who who's tone deaf?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I'm not not you, buddy, get any other requests. Let's
see is can we do like an in sync or
a Backstreet a boy?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Is what Backstreet boy song? You want to hear?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
The ones that you like that? I want it that way.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I believe that way. This is a little plug for
Dave's Ukulele Club. We're meeting tonight in Promontory Park over
in Eaton Prairie under the big gazebo, and bring your ukulele,
bring a friend, bring a music stand, and you've got
some songs to share. Great. And if you've never been
before and you're going that sounds intimidating, well it is. No,
(32:46):
it's not No, it's very it's very intimidating.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Bailey, explain it. It's not you show up and you
have music. I never show up with music because I
don't own a printer, and I usually just sit next
to someone who does have music and we share and
I usually know how to play three of the.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Chords and I still have a great time. It's just
fun to like play them.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
And then because it's in a park, people like stop
by and they're like, what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
They usually do Yeah. You usually get a couple of
people who are like out on a walk with a
guy and his wife or something like that, or an
old couple to be like, hello, guys, you know any
John Denver and guys can play Rocky Mountain High, which
is great. Sometimes you're ready here, yeah, you are.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
By the one these I believe when I say I
want it bad way whoops whoops.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
But we.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Are too worlds apart. Can't reach to your heart when
you say I want it that way?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Tell me why, backup? Vocals, tell me why nothing but.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Tell me why hey nothing but a miss say.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Tell me why?
Speaker 5 (34:11):
I never wanna say I want it?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Okay, thank you very much. I wonder how many listeners.
We lost during One Man Band, we were.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
At seven and now we're at four, so I guess
we lost almost fifty percent.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
We love to talk about red flags and relationships. Bailey
is newly dating somebody named Brad, and by newly dating,
I mean they've gone on two dates and they're just
figuring out if they even want to be sexually actively.
They haven't figured out. They haven't figured that part out yet.
But anyways, Bailey, you need to look at these and
figure out if these are red flags or not, because
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people are saying these are instant, right red flags if
they have this hobby. Okay, okay for a hobby hobbies.
Once I had a girl tell me her hobby was
quote scrolling on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
That's a hobby to her.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
I was, and that was a red flag to this person,
this one. Bailey definitely will agree with people who are
into quote pranking.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Oh no, I don't like it.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
No, it's just like more of a cruel act upon someone,
not like harmless like you refrigerator rending, go getch it,
nothing like that. All right, These are hobbies that people
say are instant red flags.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
What I like to do is speed get pulled over
by the cops and then tell them how they don't
have a right to pull me over. That's kind of
and then I get it on video to shame the cops.
So I think I love that. I think I'm really
cool when I do that. Yeah, that's my new hobby.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
I love that my hobby or not my hobby. But
one that somebody had that I dated was they love
to be at red lights and kind of rub their
engine and then like beat the person at the red
light when I went green. I was so repulsed by that.
It wasn't mediate. I don't want you anymore, even though
I did already have them. So anyway, another one is
(36:07):
MLM work mom's losing money is what people say it
stands for. Okay, I feel like we're gonna I'm gonna
offend people by saying that. But yeah, red flag making
AI girlfriends and arguing.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
With them, is that a thing?
Speaker 5 (36:22):
I think it might be a new thing.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Wow, Okay, I will say though, like, yeah, that's kind
of cringey, but I'd rather them argue with an AI
girlfriend than with me. That's true, But I mean take
it out on somebody else, right.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
If you have, if you have to get your anger
out somehow, I guess better a robot or a computer
or whatever than another person.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
But what a rage room? That was what I would do.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Is that still a thing? Rage rooms are still a thing?
Speaker 7 (36:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Okay, yeah, I think we talked about going to the
one down and like savage or Shaky or something, you
know where.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
We should go.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Benny Hannah, Yes, can we hana.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Even rage it?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
First of all, I was gonna say we can rage
at beany Hannah, Yeah you can. Don't They have sak
there out in my mouth? Okay, all right. A couple
more hobbies that are instant red flags. Scratch tickets. It's
never just scratch tickets if that's what they're into. Usually
they're into a lot more gambling than just they're scratchers
if that's what they like. Another one is tennis. But
(37:20):
I think this person is just like wanting to make
a joke because they said love means nothing to them.
Because that we'll finish off with a couple more influencing.
That is ridiculous, And you know what, I disagree with
that because some people make such good money from being influencers,
(37:40):
and that is the new version of advertising and marketing,
so you got to get used to it eventually. There's
so much hate towards influencers, and rightfully so for some people,
because there's a lot of fake people out there who
will sell any product and it'll be garbage. But there
are true, good influencers out there who make a difference
and do promote good things. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
I don't think being an influencers are flag, but I
think it would get exhausting if I was an influencer
like girlfriend, where I had to take photos and videos
of somebody constantly.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
And that was like my one job.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Follow me through Valley Fair.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah, and I'd be like, Okay, I guess I'll record you.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah, that would be exhausting, but I would be like, hey,
get that money.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I just don't want to be the one recording at
the same time.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Yeah, all right. Last one is hobbies that are instant
red flags. If you're into children's pageantry, maybe you have
a kid and you threw them into a pageant. That
is apparently a red flag for this one, because they
say pageantry is just kind of weird in general, so.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
They always claim the kid loves it, and I think
whatever you normalize with your kid they learn to I
don't know about love, but I think if it's normalized
to like a three year old little Samantha that had
to get dressed up and dulled up with like, you know,
hair extensions, I think it's weird. But I know that
if I say that people, I'm not going to say
that because people will come after me.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Well you wait, hold on, did you say children's pageantry
is weird? Is that what you said here?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Dave said, I certainly did not.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Children's pageantry is weird.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
It's weird to me.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
You can email him shot.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Favorite TV commercials. These are favorite TV commercial jingles. I
guess radio commercial jingles at the same time. Uh and
we all were able to pick out three favorite TV
commercial jingles. I'll go ahead and start and give you
my three really quick up back.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Up, Jullie up, baby back, rid Up, Jillis baby back, Barbara.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I mean, just brilliant, just brilliant.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
My second is sometimes sometimes you don't.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
I'm a choice commerce Chocolate.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
To coconut has been around for years and they still
use it. And then this one.
Speaker 12 (40:01):
It doesn't matter what.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Mens life, nothing get to you to stay in prestay
and cool with Mentos pressing Mentos the fresh Maker.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Oh that one was good. That one went essential eighties sounding.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Totally Jenny your favorite three commercial jingle.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Yes, this one was more of a radio commercial, I believe,
But I loved four to one on pain when they
did a little remix of my neck my back. So
here it is.
Speaker 10 (40:41):
You get in an accident, you'll call a truck got hit.
If you get in an accident, you'll call a truck
got hit. Just do it, do it, do it, do it?
Call us now, don't be lame. Call us now for
a one one pain right now, don't be late. One
eight hundred four one one pain.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
My neck.
Speaker 10 (41:04):
Here it is my bed, my car, just that met
my neck, my bet, my wins. You'll just got cracked.
Call from home, hospital or accident scene. Remember after nine
one one called for one?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Are they still in business? They sound jank to me, Well.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
The commercial definitely was janking. Let's look them up for
one one pain and then let's see if.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
You're still in business. They get shut down by something.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
It looks like they're still Oh no, the company used
to be known. Now it's one eight hundred for one pain.
I think they're still around. They still got a website.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
All right, Well, don't bother with them called six one, two,
Heimer and Lambers and forget them. Now you're talking to
local lawyers, not somebody in Cleveland. Okay. Another commercial jingle,
What do you love My I.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Was kind of shocked that neither of you picked this one,
because I'm not as much of a cat person as
you get, well at least as Bailia's. But I went
with the meal mix.
Speaker 16 (41:57):
Classic me Mix comes in two varieties, original and seafood metals,
a medley of mackerel, tuna and crunchy centers with seafood.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
So good. Cats asked for it by name.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I know all the words to that one.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Gonna say, That's why I liked it. That's why I
liked it so much. It was an easy to remember what.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I'll give you one more jay, all right?
Speaker 5 (42:31):
My last one is kit Kat love it.
Speaker 16 (42:47):
Bar break me.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Love? That one keeps going, Bailey. Yeah, your top three
commercial jingles.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Very top one is JG Wentworth.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
A structured settlement.
Speaker 17 (43:13):
No, no, but I need cash.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
That one is so good and it's actually a minute long,
but I didn't want to, you know, thank you keep
sit for a minute.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
I made you sit through a minute by the way,
so good.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Let you know, five minutes away from post malone and
jelly roll tickets sold. Five more minutes of your life.
Then you can go to the show coming up with
We from tonight. Five more minutes to the keyword.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
My next one is probably the cutest commercial that's ever
been made.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Just canine advantic.
Speaker 13 (43:51):
Hello mother, Hello father, take mosquitoes? Really mother, Thanks for
the package. Why I'm writing Okayne advantage quickly soft.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
All the biting, swimming.
Speaker 13 (44:05):
Hiking, incent pitching, they're not fighting.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
I'm not itching. Can wait to show you all my
new tricks. Thanks again for sending me King nine advantage.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
You'll know that one because it's a puppy singing it.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Oh it is.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
It's a little like a.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yellow lab puppy and they make his little mouth move
with all of the words.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
That was such a cute commercial.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
And then he's like bounding around a little campground, so cute.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
And then my last one is the jingle four baby
bottle pop.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Now I don't remember this one. Maybe i'll know what
may okay.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Baby bottle pop shake some baby baby baby so good?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Maybe bottle of pop.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I've never heard that one, but I know exactly what
they're talking about. You would screw the top off on it,
dip it into the bottle, shake it.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
And then all the like a pop ROCKI kind of
material would be on the on the sucker part and
you cigarette back in.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
I don't think those exist anymore.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I think they do the jingle get down to the
World's lar Minnesota's large as candy store. They got everything.
They got stuff you didn't even know was legal anymore,
like candy cigarettes, bubblegum cigars. You're like, who's making candy
cigarettes anymore? And who's gonna allow their kid to get those?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
I want to get like one of everything at that
candy store because I want to try everything, but you
know you always go with the tried and true, like, oh, well,
I know this is good, so I'll get this totally yep.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
But I want to try.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
And they all have like chips too, like seafood flavored chips, Like, well,
I'll try the seafood flavored chip.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Sounds delicious.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Don't go to the World's hardest candy store if you
are behind on your rent, because you will be like, oh,
look at this a bean soup mix for the crock pot. Oh,
look at this, I can make homemade noodles, puzzles. Yeah,
apple pies. Yes, here's one that did not make the list,
but we got to include it. National American University presents
(45:59):
one be a full time students one day a week,
only one day or one night even Saturday, one day.
Speaker 5 (46:05):
One night Saturdays.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
All right online, just fine, night time anytime? Shut yourself
National American University.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Didn't they also close down one National American univers that
one too.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Yeah, there's some people the National what is called American.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
National American University again big in the nineties, I want
to say two thousands.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Maybe still second has a functioning phone number and website.
So maybe here's another one that I don't really remember.
The Denny's Dancing rooster commercial. Oh so right now, it's
just a rooster walking on something. Okay, maybe it's just as.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
A dancing rouster.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Trying to picture a dancing rooster for Denny's.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Is it a sitting a rooster.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
Nope, it's a real rooster. And then I just had
three backup roosters. And now it's showing like an all
American breakfast stop.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
That sounds so good.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
All right, Well, hold on and what was that deal?
All start breakfast for.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Let me get easy here. Let's do this one for you.
Were you in that sandwich?
Speaker 3 (47:36):
Wouldn't do?
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Are you singing? Fish?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I love? Is he gonna speak?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Okay, that's it. Dive for your keyword. Let's do the
keyword right now. Keyword for jelly rolling post belone is
easy to do. You just open up the iHeart app
and say the keyword is bank. If you're not familiar
with it, and I know explained it a lot to
people who already know it, but if you don't know
how it works, the iHeart app has a When you
listen to KWB Live up at the top, there's a
(48:08):
red microphone button that allows you to send basically a
voicemail message to us. What do you say in this
to when you say the keyword is bank, and then
you hit send and you're good to go.