7am Hour - Sexual Demons

We have a brand new War of the Roses, Vont has opinions about chicken wings, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Did you hear that one, Natalie? You didn't hear crazy?
You hear that again? Okay, here we go. If the
line's too long.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
To go on the giant slide, just take a look
at Dave's ratings The Dave Bryan Show on kd w B.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Good Morning, It's kt w B on Tuesday. The rain
is supposed to let up. It was like such a
wet The southern part of Minnesota is all underwater, every
bit of it from worthing Over to Albert Lee, it's
all under six feet of water right now. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I saw a video of you know, like the caves
down like.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
South Wonderland Caves or something like that that.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I've been in before, and they were like water just
like gushing down the stairs to.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Get into this cave. Yeah, that's like a tour s attraction.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Been very wet down there. Yes, we went down there
with the Boy Scouts one time. It's kt w B.
And so I was talking about this the other day. Yesterday,
Susan went to her class reunion in Ohio and she,
oddly enough didn't want me to go. And I'm like, well,
am I going, No, you don't have to go. I'm
like well, and I literally said, tell me, seriously, why

(01:10):
do you not want me to go? And she said,
because I just worry You're gonna be bored and I'm
gonna have to watch you and blah blah blah. But
then all my friends Jenny, Bailey and vont are like, well,
what was her old boyfriend's name? And she did admit
that her old boyfriend Donald was there. And Donald in

(01:32):
eighth grade, had his mom drive him down to their
version of Dayton's called Lazarus and buy her a necklace.
Have history. Yeah, so they got a little history. So
I thought what I would do? I don't want to. God,
I worry. Oh what would it sound like. I've been
up all night worrying what it would sound like if

(01:53):
I actually did a War of the roses. Just imagine,
imagine imagine if.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Susan thanks for doing that survey with me today. Like
I said, I've got a little gift as an appreciation.
So what I need from you is, who would you
like to spend that hot, passionate weekend in a.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Hot tub with?

Speaker 6 (02:22):
M Donald?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Donald?

Speaker 6 (02:28):
Woda, Well he's my eighth grade crush. He gave me
a Nicholace.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Oh Donald, what are you and Donald gonna do all
weekend in the hot tub.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
We're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I just had the worst thought of doing a War
of the Roses and Susan McDonald, and it's almost like
she doesn't even think about it, about it and the
things she's gonna do to him. That's just a dream, Okay,
a real War the rose is coming up in a
couple of minutes on KTBGB. Is this the one where
the guy claims that he is possessed bisexual demons? Sexual

(03:17):
sexual demons, but he's better now, he's no longer cheating
because he's had an exorcism. This sounds like a Gary
Spivey phone call where remember Gary Spivey to be like, well,
you got sexual demons? You want me to get rid
of him? Yes, that's apparently a real thing, I guess.
So we're going to do something that we've never done
before because we'd like to try new things and sometimes
they work and sometimes they don't. We had chat GPT

(03:38):
write an obituary for each other. So I'm going to
start off with Jenny's chat GPT obituary. Jenny Lutenberger Radio's
beloved voice from KATBGB passed away tragically today at the
age of thirty five, following a heroic battle with an
over zealous coffee addiction and the endless quest for the
perfect pun. Known for her infection, laughter, and unparalleled ability

(04:02):
to make even the dullest traffic report wrong sound like
a thrilling roller coaster ride, Jenny leaves behind a legacy
of classic hits and a loyal audience still puzzled by
her obsession with potato themed merchandise. She is survived by
her collection of coffee mugs and a devoted audience who
will continue to argue about whether pineapple belongs on a pizza.

(04:22):
Rest in peace, Jenny, May your afterlife be filled with
endless laughter and an everlasting supply of caffeinated beverages.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I like potatoes, but I mean, now, can I do
what Vn's actually because actually, BoNT has died. OKAYT has died,
Probably tripping over his own ego while trying to get
a sound bite. Vont was best known for asking is
this mic on? More than actually using it for anything useful.

(04:58):
He lived a life full of ambition and painfully average
ideas pitched with the confidence of Kanye West. Vont was
known for his quick wit, bold takes, and the uncanny
ability to make every story about himself. Yes, Vont leaves
behind thousands of Instagram stories, twelve half finished podcast ideas,
then unmatched talent for making every conversation somehow end in

(05:21):
a compliment about him in LUA flowers, Please Venmo Bailey
for her woes?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Wow man, I'm sorry what chat GBT wrote that last line?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
It just said please Venmo for the woes, and I
put Bailey, Well he's dead, Yeah, he's dad.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Yeah, Okay, I'll go next with iad Dave. So sorry, Dave,
you passed away. But Dave Ryan, the man who somehow
convinced the Twin Cities to let him talk on the
radio every morning for decades, has finally signed off for good.
Known for walk waking people up with bad dad jokes,
unnecessary sound effects, and way too much coffee fueled chatter,

(05:58):
Dave's greatest talent was made making himself laugh and occasionally,
occasionally the listeners too. He leaves behind a legacy of
awkward celebrity interviews Hell yeah, pimpen, countless failed attempts at
TikTok dances, not really, and a pile of half finished
ideas that we're definitely going to be huge. Colleagues remember

(06:19):
him as a lovable, smart alec who could turn any
serious conversation into a bit, usually.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
At the wrong time.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Oh usually yep.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Despite his questionable taste in music, fashion, and life choices.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
He somehow built a career.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
People actually tuned in for the Twin Cities will miss
his voice in the mornings. No, let's be honest, maybe
not every morning our days.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Buddy, Well, I have bad news for you guys.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Bailey J has Bailey She's dead and here lies her obituary.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Here lies Bailey J.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
Taken too soon, probably in the middle of a monologue
that nobody asked for. Former History Center employee, meaning she
spent years talking about dead people.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Just to join them for accuracy.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Co host of The Dave Ryan Show on kdw B,
despite being wildly unqualified, literally got the job the same
way stray cats get adopted. She just showed up one
day and never left tragically single, so single that half
the men she's dated have ended up gay, proving that
Bailey J had an unmatched talent for helping men.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Discover their truth curtain closed, no Encore curtains. I mean
it's a mystery. We're hit on Bailey right now. Not
focus on me. It's not always about Vaughan.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
I just like didn't know that chat gpt knew all
about Bailey's boyfriends.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, apparently there's a roster. All right, we'll be back
in a second. On KWB, we're gonna get into a
War of the roses. He thinks, he tells her that
he's cheated because he can't help. But he's got sexual
demons possessing his brain. But he's better now because he
had an exorcism. I know it's so ridiculous, but you'll
hear it next on War of the Roses. On KD

(07:59):
doub Ub, we'll be right Catty a cheater.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
One fake bouquet of roses at a time. Four of
the Roses stars right now on Katie w B.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Time for another delightful, family friendly War of the Roses.
Family friend the Manson family. So yeah, we got somebody
in the phone. Let me check her name. It is Claire.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Claire Hi, tell me about you. Guys, aren't gonna believe
this one. Tell me about your boyfriend or he's not
really a boyfriend, just kind of a guy you've been
seeing for a while, but already you've cut him cheating
like two weeks.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
In, right, right, Okay, I'm dating Joe, Okay, and he
is a sweetheart. I mean there's a reason I'm dating
him because he's good looking. We have such a good
time together.

Speaker 10 (08:51):
Everywhere we go.

Speaker 9 (08:52):
Right, But yeah, I have caught him cheating. And he
just told me that it's not me or anything like,
it's not that he doesn't care about me. It's that
he has demons and.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Hems Okay, yes, demons. So he tells you these demons
make him cheat, right, that's what he said.

Speaker 9 (09:16):
Okay, but you know what, I'm not a judgmental person,
Like if this is what he's going through, I'm not
going to judge him for it. Like if he he told.

Speaker 8 (09:27):
Me that he didn't get an exorcism though that.

Speaker 9 (09:29):
Could help him with his issues, and now he feels
like he's gotten the demons out of his system.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
So you are you are you yanking my chain by
any chance? Because people have fooled us on War of
the Roses Before you're telling me that he cheated. He
admitted it. He says, I care about you I just
have demons.

Speaker 9 (09:52):
Yeah, I'm not joking. I mean, look, I wanted to
know your opinion because I do. I like him a lot,
and if he's gotten the help he needs them, I
think we can keep going in this relationship. But I
just I don't know too much about exorcisms. So what
do you think, Like, do a lot of people get them?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Well, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
No.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm going to say, I'm gonna say, I'm going to
one answer one word.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
No.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, probably not since like the eighties.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Maybe that's like something back in the day, but not
a very typical thing.

Speaker 9 (10:26):
I did mention that he should call Gary Spivey to
help him get rid of the demons, but he swears
that he took care of it himself.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, well Gary does get rid of demons.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
He could do that the demons.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, I don't know. I mean, should we just advise
her to like, just get rid of this guy?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
But she says she really likes him and that he's
good looking. Yeah, but he's already cheating on her. But gone,
the demons are gone.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Now No, let's say the demons really do exist and
they cause them to cheat, but he's gotten rid of them.
Because he had an exorcism, so you should be good
to go. Then if that's true, you're just calling to
do War the Roses because you want to see whether
he would pick you or somebody else.

Speaker 9 (11:12):
Right, Like, I'm pretty confident he would pick me. I
do believe him that the demons are gone.

Speaker 8 (11:16):
But I just want to find out for sure.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense because if the demons
are gone, if he got rid of them with the exorcism,
then of course he's going to pick her. But if
he picks somebody else, then either one he was lying
about the exorcism or it didn't take.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Can I just I'm going to say something right now?
Is this your friend Katie Cap pulled a prank on me?
This is Katie Cap.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Katie can't do that. She would never. She's too your
friend Sarah, No, she would never.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
It's Lexi, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
LEXI could, but I mean I wouldn't put it past her.
But it's not Lexi. I can tell Lexi's voice that's.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Not her because we have been pranked on War of
the Roses before. I remember one time somebody called and
they said, yeah, my boyfriend Matt, and we said, what's
Matt's email Matt at gmail dot com.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Oh, is that he got the first one?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay, but if you're serious, we can make the phone call.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
I'm very serious, Okay, I think you are.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
I think you are, Katie Cap. You will be right
back and we'll make the phone call on war.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
And now the dramatic conclusion of war the roses, Well,
the girl can help one on.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
One point three kt w b K if you miss
part one, let me just kind of review a little bit.
So she was going out with this guy and he
was cheating and he's like, I can't help it because
I have some sexual demons. But I'm better now because
I've had them exercised. And it harkens back to when
we used to have Gary Spivee, our psychic who will
be here for Boo Bash, which we'll tell you more

(12:43):
about later. And he would be like, oh, well, you
got sexual demons. That means that you like either you
just want sex too much, or you don't want it
at all, or you want it with the wrong pace.
So sexual demons, you want me to get rid of him?
And he'd wave his fingers around. He'd be like, they're there.
You feel that you feel warm? In your pants?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Do you feel warm?

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
So, well I can do Gary. I'm going to pretend
to be Gary and be on the show. But you
were Gary for Halloween last year. I sure was. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
See what I say to Gary, I'm like, give me
the sexual demons.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I would like a sexual demon, please, thank you can.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Get him on Amazon on Amazon. So we're gonna call
this guy and we're to find out who he wants
to like send flowers to, and see whether he is
still cheating or whether he has been exercise of his
sexual demons. All right, let's find out right now.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Thanks for doing that with me today, Joe. I appreciate it.
It was just gonna be a few minutes, like I said,
And as an appreciation, we're going to send out those
dozen roses to whoever you want. So what I'll need
from you first is who do you want to send
the roses to?

Speaker 8 (13:48):
Okay, listen them to Marie?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
All right, I got that down for Marie.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
And then we do attach a card with the roses,
so if you want to personalize it with a no,
I just need to know what you'd like to write
on there.

Speaker 8 (14:04):
Okay, let's put I can't wait till next time.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Cool, I'll get those sent out. Oh I won't.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Actually, no, there's actually it's a trap, Joe, we trapped you.

Speaker 9 (14:19):
What?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Hello, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's the Dave Ryan Show over
at KDWB and we were put up to this to
see who you would send flowers to because these are
romantic roses and your girlfriend Claire. I don't know that
she's really your girlfriend, but this girl you've been seeing, Claire,
she was worried that you were seeing other people. And

(14:43):
Claire is listening, Claire, you just heard Joe send roses
to Marie somebody.

Speaker 9 (14:52):
Yeah, Joe, I know what is going on here.

Speaker 11 (14:55):
Like, look, you told.

Speaker 9 (14:58):
Me that the demons were out of your.

Speaker 8 (15:01):
Body, but this is not something you're gonna do anymore.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Claire.

Speaker 9 (15:06):
How many more times you need to get an exorcism?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Like?

Speaker 9 (15:08):
How many? Because I don't know if I can wait
that long.

Speaker 8 (15:12):
Well, honestly, Claire, I really thought that the I really
thought that last one worked, and I think it worked
for a little while, but I guess it didn't take.
I promise that I do. I really really like you.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
These demons are just so you know what, I can't take.
I can't take this. I can't take this. You are
either the biggest bulk of all time or it's Katie
Cap and Alex from the theater group. How do you
two know? Bailey? Let me ask you right now, how
do you too know? Bailey? You're yanking our chain? Jenny
and fought. Jenny is falling for it now. But do

(15:47):
you believe this is real war of the roses? Or
do this people from Bailey's theater group is a Bailey's
corny friend?

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Now, these guys got demons.

Speaker 8 (15:55):
I don't know what you okay, I don't know who
you people are, and I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
You're talking about, okay, but what I'm dealing with is
real bull I don't know. Seriously, Bailey looked me in
the eye, look at me. Did you know either of
those two people and put them up to this?

Speaker 6 (16:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
No, I don't look at her blank and sweat. Look
at her blink and sweat.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Billy hates pranks. There's no chance.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Friends.

Speaker 12 (16:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Also, my friends would be like no if I said,
do you want to do this bit?

Speaker 12 (16:28):
No?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Your friends will take any opportunity to be in the spotlight. Yes, yes,
your camp, especially in that Sarah girl. Then Alex I would.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Argue that Katie is probably the police wanting to be.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Thinking about Yes, yes, yes, I just had all the
letters scrambled up. All right, there's War of the Roses
for this week on k d w B. Wore the
Roses now twice every week because there is a flurry
of cheating people. I wonder if there's more people are
drinking less and cheating more. Have you heard this? People
are less and cheating more.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Not the second part, but the first part. Yes, I've
heard people are drinking less. The younger generations don't care
about drinking as much.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Why don't they care about drinking as much?

Speaker 5 (17:08):
It's very unhealthy, now, is it?

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Though?

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Is your liver feeling today, Dave?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Dave pink? Yeah, I mean it's fine. It's pink.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Is that the color?

Speaker 6 (17:19):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
I don't think it's supposed to be pink.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I think all our insides are pink.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Not livers. Aren't livers like gray?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I got I hope that that sounds all brown brown,
the reddish brown mis pink. So I'm in big, big.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Yeah doctor asap?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
All right, that is War of the Roses on KTWB.
We're gonna get into Dave's dirt. We're gonna talk about
somebody who's got a problem. They don't like None of
them like their friend's new boyfriend. But should they say anything?
Why don't they like him? We'll get to that in sect.
Dave Ryan Show One on one point, pre kd w B.
Taylor Swift had a countdown clock going yesterday, so we

(17:58):
kept a close eye on it find out what she
was counting down to, and it was more by my album.
This one is a like a what a purple one,
a violet one, a psychedelic one, the.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Shiny Bug additions and there's two different colors, is the
violet Shimmer or the winter green and onyx in marbled vinyl,
And it sold out in fifty minutes even though it
was going to be available for forty eight hours.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
We all knew for that one. Wow, no good for her,
I guess.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
So over the weekend there was a Justin Bieber impersonator
that complete I heard Vegas Club. I have been to
this club before, so I'm kind of shocked by it.
But basically wins. The Hotel Excess nightclub was treated by
an impromptu performance by Justin Bieber, except it was an impersonator.
This guy Dylan convinced the club's DJ that he was
the real Bieber.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
And he's just honestly a professional fake.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
So he mimics his looks, obviously to his low hanging pants,
and he, you know, went up there and performed. He
was there for like a four and a half minute
performance and did that, and then I think he tried
to get money for it.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Well, he ran off on his tab.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, ten thousand dollars tab because he brought his dog,
got his dopey cling on friends in there with him.
They ran up a ten thousand dollars tab. And I
don't want to steal the story, but did you hear
the part they kicked him out?

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Oh no, I mean yes, go ahead and steal it,
because yes, they did kick him out.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
He did pay his tab, though I didn't say he
ran off.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
On it, but he's been permanently banned from this club.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Watch like, real Justin Bieber walks in and they're like, no,
you know, now, I look this guy up.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
So Dylan dusk close is his name, and let's see
how close he looks suggested.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Okay, go ahead and take a look.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
I mean, yeah, he does because he's got like the look,
but he has a hat on in half of these photos.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
He's got the glasses or whatever then enough to look
like him.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I feel like most people who are like look like
because I've seen a lot of Elvis in person in
my life.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
It's never liked the real thing. So how did they
get away with that?

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Okay, but when they were doing that Dolly parton contest
for whatever it was, Yeah, there were quite a few
women that did decently like a younger Dolly but looked
like her.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
I think the ones that look the most like them
are drag queens, you know, like the DeAndre.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
How to do their makeup better than women do exactly.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
So apparently Katie Perry and Justin Trudeau's budding romance has
reportedly cooled off. No oh no, So we had seen
them go on like a dinner date in Montreal, and
then he came to her Lifetimes tour in Canada, and
now since then, apparently their communication has waned.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
In the past two weeks.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
They say that they're busy, he's busy, she's busy. They
have a lot going on and the newness has already
worn off. So unfortunately, not for that which is just,
but it's also like weird, Like I don't know why
she needed that publicity, and granted we haven't talked about
her in two weeks. Maybe she knew that we were
going to be talking about Taylor Swift, so she's like, well,

(21:03):
never mind. I guess she can not win into the shadows.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Absolutely not at all.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Kelly Clarkson has a new show coming out on NBC tonight.
It's called Songs and Stories with Kelly Clarkson, and it's
pretty much her talking to like a bunch of different
music influencers and talk about the things that shape their careers.
The only reason I bring this up because I probably
won't watch it. It's just because we keep talking about Kelly
Clarkson being just overworked or tired and exhausted canceling shows
in Vegas, but then just keeps doing more projects. And

(21:31):
I don't understand the math the Matthew Mason, I don't
know why she does keep.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Signing on for stuff, Probably because she wants to stay
busy and not just like sit at home. Yeah, probably
show Miserable, Yeah, hate life.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
And I think that probably she thinks that she's underestimating
how long it'll take to feel better. And I think
I said this last week that if she schedules something
like on September thirteenth, for example, she's like, I'll be better,
but i'll be fine by then. It's kind of like
when we go, yeah, i'll lose weight in time for
the wedding, and the weddings a month the way you're like, yeah,
September fifteenth is the wedding, I'll be just fine. So

(22:03):
there you are at Chipoltle, throw it an entire burrito
and bag of chips and gualk down your throat, and
then you're.

Speaker 12 (22:09):
Like, well, I thought i'd be I thought i'd be
down in my weight by the fifteen.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Are you speaking from experience because you having Pike's Peak
hike that you have to do?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, yeah, kind of.

Speaker 12 (22:21):
I'm hiking up pikes Peak in a week, two weeks
from tomorrow, and I really thought i'd be down forty
seven pounds by now.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Chips in your mouth or is it in your.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Breathe because I got a lot of throat chicken in there,
That's what that is.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Goodness, You'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
You'll you'll get Pike's Peak done, and if not, you
got Carson to hold your backpack for you of water.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Are he's going No, he's going with he's going up
with But I'm I don't want to get into it
now because it's not terribly interesting. But he's not been training,
so he's counting on youthful lungs to help him get
up the mountain, Carson, don't do what I'll do.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
His lungs might be worse than yours. David.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
All the smoking, yeah, smoking, smoking and bathing exactly.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
He is a kid that like went and did Grandma's
marathon with you without even like training, didn't he?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
No, not exactly. He did Grandma's half marathon and we
actually trained quite a bit. Yeah, okay, we Actually he
finished faster than I did because he just wanted to
get a duin. Yeah. Apparently skimpy bikinis are back in
style again. According to CNN, bikinis are little, tiny ones
are back in style again. They're basically citing the fact

(23:31):
that Kylie Jenner is teaming up with a brand called
Frankie's Bikinis to promote the tiny bathing suit. So this
summer you're gonna be well, this summer is over, so
pretty much over a Yeah, but tiny bikinis are back again.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Say it's been back. The cheeky butt like bottoms have
been back for a hot minute. Yeah, absolutely, about one about.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
One recently and I love it. Have a butt?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah sense, Well, they used to be kind of risky
to show a lot of butt cheek, and now it's like,
you know, I mean not that I spend a lot
of time at the water park or the pool, but
I think that they're like very mainstream.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Now they are very mainstream. I was just at Hidden
Beach last week or the week before, and yeah, just
cheeks out. I mean, mine War two, so trying anything's
wrong with it.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I have one complain about skimpy bikinis, and it's not
that they're you know, revealing or anything. I don't care,
but when like influencers are wearing them and they're like
recording themselves and then they pull up the sides.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Geny, You'll know exactly what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
They pull up the sides, they pull them up, and
then they push them back down and I'm like, why
did you even pull them up? That they just want
to show, Like, look at me touching the corners of
my bikini.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
That is so skimpy. I'm like, stop touching it. Just
leave it. Oh, it makes me so mad.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
That's you just like, well, it's like they're going to
pull it up so that their waiste looks smaller and
then they push it back down. Anyway, it's just a
weird thing that like every single influencer does and Kylie Jenner,
Kylie Jenner does it constantly.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
She's the main offender. Okay, I'm gonna come for her.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
Kind of like, if you want to pose in a bikini,
it's like the duck lips version.

Speaker 10 (25:02):
Pull.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
It up, pushing it back down. Stop.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I guess that doesn't go in my algorithm. All right,
that is the dirt brought to you by six one
two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. Let's talk to
somebody on group therapy who wants your help with something
that you've probably faced before. Right, Cory, you are live
on kd w B. I know you've been listening to

(25:27):
the show for a long long time and you said
you never expected to have a problemly need to call
in on. Yet here you are, Corey, welcome to the show.
Tell me what's going on, what you need help with.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Yeah, so a good friend of mine has been dating
this guy for about.

Speaker 10 (25:44):
Four months and she's about to be moving.

Speaker 11 (25:47):
In with him.

Speaker 8 (25:48):
But the thing is, none of us like this guy.
I mean he's he's just useless, all right, laid on
a thick Yeah, No, he's he's useless.

Speaker 10 (26:01):
Like he'll make sexist jokes about my friends. He's terrible
and cannot hold a conversation. Uh, he drinks every weekend
and he plays a lot of video games. You tell
me that she'll be at his place and he'll play
video games, ignore her for like two hours when they

(26:23):
made plans to do something, and he'll just be like, oh,
hold on, hold on, let me finish this game.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
So well, I mean, you got to get the level.
You gotta beat that boss.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
You hang out with someone, you hang out with them.
You don't sit in front of your TV and play
video game.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay, So you and your friends all kind of mutter
behind her back, like we don't like this guy, but
you don't know whether you should. I mean, she doesn't
see this, or she's so smitten with him that she
doesn't see it, or do you think she's just kind
of had a bad string of relationships and maybe she
thinks that, you know, I got to take what I
can get settling.

Speaker 10 (27:00):
Yeah, I think she's just smitten and doesn't see it.
I mean you can never see it when you're on
the inside, but the outside looking in, I mean we
can all see it.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
You'd be surprised.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
I have I'm friends with some people who are married
and the woman refuses to see the guy. It's the
same situation. The guy is useless, drinks and plays video
games and as a grown man. And we tell the
girl like we'd be like, hey, he's useless. She's like,
I know, anyway, what are you doing for dinner?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
It doesn't do any good. Yeah, I'm saying you can't
do any good. So I would say, and there's probably
people listening who have been in your situation before. If
you have, call and give us some advice. If you
said something to your friend or your sister, like, yeah,
this guy's just kind of a loser. Did it do
any good or did it drive a wedge between the
two of you. When I was dating Cricket, my friend, Scott, Mike,
and Dave, none of them like Cricket. They're like, she's lazy,

(27:47):
she's not very bright, she's rude to you. You can
do better than that. But it was the first real
girlfriend I ever had, and I wasn't gonna throw that away.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
I feel like people ignore red flags like what this
woman is saying, Like they ignore red flags because they're like, oh,
I have a relationship, like somebody loves me like you
did with the Yeah. But do people still like confront
their friends when they don't like their partner because I've
never had I've never done it. I've never had anyone
say something to me, and then it'll happen like after

(28:18):
the fact, like after we break up, they'll be like, oh,
I never liked him, and I'm like, then, why didn't
you say something?

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Okay, So being from that perspective, then yeah, would you
have wanted your friends to say something during it? You
just said that, But truly do you think you would
have listened to them and you wanted them to say
something to you during it?

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Right?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
I probably would have like done like an exception, but
then like a blessing release, like, oh, thank you so
much for your words, I'm going to ignore it right
now because I'm happy or x y Z whatever. But
I think I I was just like more annoyed that
they say something after the fact when I don't know,
maybe it could have helped me in the moment, But

(28:54):
I would never say it to anybody.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
But I just like, I think that would be cool
if that was a thing.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I think that's one of the things that we just
don't really do unless you take that bold step. Like
if you were dating some guy and his name was Rip. Great,
Oh you're dating some guy's name is Rip, Yeah, and
I'm like, I don't like Rip, you really, you know
what you you know. I think he's in, you know,
the mafia or something like that. I don't really like him.
He's a gun runner, yeah, drug mule Okay. And I

(29:21):
think you'd be like, yeah, that's not true, because I
think we I just wouldn't say it because you're not
going to react the way.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
That I want.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
I know that's true. I would probably be like, you're right, But.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I know somebody. I know somebody who people tried to
talk him out of marrying her, like the night before
the wedding, They're like, don't marry her, you can do better. Well,
of course he married her anyway.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Well, yeah, the night before your wedding, right, But I hate.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
That's how desperately they wanted him to not marry them anyway.
So we're talking to a woman, Corey, who has a
friend and all of her friends in the group don't
like this friend's newish boyfriend. They're moving in together though, right, yeah, okay,
all right?

Speaker 4 (30:07):
And how long did you say they've been dating?

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Now?

Speaker 10 (30:09):
About months?

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Say you cut out? Say one more time?

Speaker 10 (30:14):
About four months?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Four months?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
That's very early. I feel like for an intervention.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Well, he needs a place to stay.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
No, but oh I thought she was moving in with him. Well, regardless,
it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, all.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Right, So call me at six five one nine eight nine,
Katy would be or send me a text message to
respond to this one. Here's one that KATWB one. That's
our short code.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
No no.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
As a gamer, I know these dudes. He will be
like that for a long time if he does change.
Another one says it's hard to see the frame when
you're in the picture. I kind of like that.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
That's a nice phrase.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Okay, And you obviously are gonna talk kindly about your friend,
but people are asking like, well, what is your friend
bring to the table?

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Corey is still there, Corey?

Speaker 10 (31:04):
Yeah, I mean she brings everything. I mean, she's wonderful.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
Okay, I mean, she would be like the perfect wife girlfriend,
Like she's that perfect partner for somebody.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
She's wife in material already. That's good. Okay, we get
we got somebody on the phone with advice. Because Angie,
you've actually been in Corey's position and you had a
friend that was dating somebody that you didn't like. What
did you do?

Speaker 13 (31:30):
No, Actually, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (31:31):
It was my I was dating somebody that my friends
didn't Oh what went down? Yes, and it's actually happened
a couple of times. I'm not gonna blame it on
the men I like or anything like that, but I
do want to say that, Yeah, they just it was
like their whole persona was to bash the individual that

(31:52):
I was with.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
And that just kind of did that irk you and
make you change?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (31:58):
No, it drove me.

Speaker 8 (31:59):
It drove me crazy.

Speaker 11 (32:00):
I couldn't stand like, but they were my best friends
at the time, and so I thought, Oh, they're just
trying to, you know, look out for me. And I
understand those relationships were not that great by any means.
But when it's like all of our conversations lead to,
oh God, who's Antie dating? You know, it's just like
I started to disconnect from those friends, and I'm no

(32:21):
longer friends.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
To them to this day.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Were they right about the guys that you were dating?

Speaker 11 (32:27):
They were right, they were right. But I do think
there's a way to go about it. You know, you
can't just make it like we're going out for a
girl's night and then the whole time you're talking about
how awful my partner is.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Oh, yeah, that just means that they're kind of mean people.

Speaker 8 (32:43):
Yeah. So I felt like I was literally being like
harassed by my friends because.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I think when somebody's lecturing you about something, you just
wanted to shut up. Yeah, this guy, Like when somebody's
yelling about you so about something that you just want
to hu hunt. Like when my dad used to like
complain to me about how lazy I was, I just
wanted to I wasn't listening, going you got a good point, Dad,
I was like, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
I'm not gonna lecture somebody.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
But like this, I have a female friend who's in
school getting ready to graduate from like the nursing school,
like something medical, and their partner, who is the useless
guy in the situation, said sorry, I can't throw you
a party money. But I bet you that guy has
money for beer, has money for drinks, And so I
say it to them, like I tell him, Hey, this
guy is not the best for you because I want
better for them, because I'm trying to be rude or

(33:26):
an a hole.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
No, it's and that's I think that's a really good
indicator of anybody is what they spend their money on
if they don't have a whole lot of money. So
if somebody doesn't have a whole lot of money, they
need to bum a ride with you everywhere, and they
can't afford to do it, you know, to ever pitch
in for drinks. Yet they just got a brand new
Elvis tattoo on their leg. Then well you can afford
it though you're loaded. You make anyheart, Lindsey, wrap this up.

(33:50):
So I'm gonna just kind of summarize it for you.
Corey's got a friend been dating this guy. I think
she said, what four months, Corey, and you don't none
of you like him. He is, in your words, useless,
drinks too much, video games, can't hold the conversation, makes
dumb sexist jokes around her. So what do you want
to add to the conversation Lindsay, will let you get

(34:12):
the final word.

Speaker 8 (34:14):
Yeah, So I had of my best friend actually, and
we no longer talk because of this situation. And we
were friends for fifteen years old, yes, but same situation.
They were together for five years. They're still together though,
and she knows that he's useless. They have a kid,
and he doesn't like pitching.

Speaker 11 (34:31):
For birthday parties.

Speaker 13 (34:32):
She pays everything, she works, she doesn't do anything. And
the more we kind of told her, hey, she's not helping,
he's useless for you, the more she kind of like
refused to hear us and stay more with new. Now
we kind of run a situation where like all our
friends and even her family stopped talking to her because
it's like, well, he's like you can come to our house,
but he's not invited, and she was like, well, taken

(34:54):
out to his side. Now we're in the point where
nobody talks to her and she knows, like we hear
you know from from word of mouth, that she's unhappy
and that she regrets it, but she doesn't want to
lose what she has already.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
I think sometimes will settle for something that is just
not up to where it should be because we don't
want to be alone. I think some people just don't
want to be alone.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I read this one text, Hey, thank you Lindsey. Yeah,
it says if someone said to you you are just
like your partner. If that isn't a compliment, you're not
with the right person.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
Oo.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
I love atstad in Stone. Read it for me again.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
If someone said to you you are just like your partner,
if that isn't a compliment, you are not with the
right person.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Oh wow, is that ever powerful?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
I know?

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I mean yeah, like you can have different interests and
have like different personalities and stuff, but like if their
essence is not something that you are you want to
justify as.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Like yourself as well, then you're not with the right person.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
If I said to you, Vonne, you are just like Alyssa,
would you be like, yeah, thanks, that's really cool. Yeah,
because Alyssa is such a go getter.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
I mean like she stands on her own she is
her own person, and I love that. So that means
I'm my own person. I'm self aware, I am confident
and able to do my own things.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
A right.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
There are some people that you can't they can't say
like it's not a compliment.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
No, somebody said to me, you're just like cricket. I
would have been like, oh better than that. No, okay, hey, Corey,
I don't know what do you think should we should
she say something to I think I think you should
say something to your friend because it's say it once
and then don't harp on it every time you're around it,
because that way you're a friend. You're telling you your concerns,

(36:31):
and you can say all of the girls or all
the guys think the same thing, because somewhere down the
road when he gets thrown in prison or gets a
DUI and she dumps him, then you can at least say, yeah,
you know, I didn't want to harp on it, but
I kind of saw that coming.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Someone texted and saying just tell her once and let
it marinate. Yeah, all right, Corey, good luck that read
that line again.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
The line is if someone says to you you are
just like your partner. If that isn't a compliment, you
are not with the right person.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Be the best thing ever on the Dave Ryan Show
this year twenty twenty five, that could be the best thing. Yeah,
don't I write it down. Jenny all right, thanks for
all the text messages. You want to do a group therapy,
we'd love to talk to you. We get all kinds
of group therapies and we try to get as many
on the air as we can. So if you want
to get a problem you're not really sure what to
do with it, then trust me, someone listening to the

(37:20):
show has been in that exact same situation. Ryan Show
at KDWB dot com. We are about an hour and
ten minutes away from Benson Boone tickets. We gave away
pair yesterday, so we're gonna try to do it again
coming up at nine oh five this morning. Right now, though, Vaughn,
who is a lot like Alyssa, He's gonna stir the pot.

(37:42):
It's not as good looking. Yeah, shout up, my beautiful baby.
You get to grow up if you still eat boneless wings.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
Boneless wings are such a kid thing. Shut up, grow
up man. They're literally literally eating chicken nuggets as a
grown man. Oh yeah, No, chicken nuggets are cool, but
like chick nuggts or chicken nug it's eat wings the
way that God intended them with the bone in.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
You know.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I love that one because you do have a point.
I when I get buffalo wild wings, I get a combo,
I get some boneless, and I get some traditional wings.
But you're right, you're really just eating a chicken McNugget.
I mean, what's nothing wrong with a chicken McNugget either, Yeah,
nothing wrong with it at all.

Speaker 7 (38:22):
But just just if you're gonna get a chicken nugget,
get a chick mc nugget. But if you're gonna go
to b Dubs, get actual wings on the bone.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Is it because they taste better? What do you mean
by that?

Speaker 7 (38:31):
I think one of the pleasantries of eating wings is
how messy you get, Like it's a You go to
eat what like barbecue, right to get messy and stuff.
You don't do that with boneless because you just stick
your fork in it and.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Pop it in your mouth. Uses a fork with boneless
A lot of people they give you forks.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Purpose so that you can dip it in your sauce
and get it all over the do.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
With your fingers? Are you kidding me? Not U a
fork to eat? Do you use a fork to eat pizza?
Sometimes that's different. You hold it, you point God created
pizzas with a point on the end. But it's so
you can stick it right in your mouth.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Hole.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
So interesting because actually a pizza is circular.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, but God created the pizza slicer. God created the
radius in the diameter of a pizza for you to
slice and get it into six or eight pieces, stick
it point first in your mouth. That's proof there's a God.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Going back to Van's point about the juless wings, So
the one reason I would get boneless wings over bone
in wings is consistency.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
So I feel like boneless wings always taste the same.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
And me and my mom are huge like wings snobs,
and we usually get bone in wings. But you can
never guarantee they're the way that you want them to
be done.

Speaker 7 (39:42):
I think that's one of the pleasantries. You never know
what you're gonna get when you're at a pleasant risk.
When you're at a Super Bowl party, what there's football,
there's beer, and there's wings. It's not football beer and
popcorn chicken, which is essentially it is, but that's not
what you have at yellow parties.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I just I understand getting boneless wings, and I have
gotten boneless wings because they're always consistently the same.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Well, they're so easy to just like just throw them
in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Right, Also, don't want to get messy, Like, what if
you're on a date. What if you're on a date
and you don't want, like, you know, buffalo.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Wings, but order something else. You shouldn't be taking your
first date to buffalo wings.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
What if you're going to a wings only place you
have no other choice?

Speaker 7 (40:21):
No, then you should have a better idea of where
to take somebody for a first date where you're not
gonna get messy. You're not gonna go to a barbecue
on a first date.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
I don't have a choice. What if it's not chosen
for me? What if I'm not choosing a lot of people?

Speaker 7 (40:32):
In text message, I said, if you you need to
grow up if you eat boneless wings, just be a
man or a grown woman and eat regular wings the
way God intended.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Somebody said, yes, I used to.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
I used to fork to eat boneless wings because Dave
said that was acid nine.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
And sometimes use a fork to eat pizza. That's strange,
you know, if sometimes you want to fork with pizza
is more accessible than a fork with boneless wings.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
I think it depends on the pizza too, because like
a deep dish pizza, you like have to almost eat.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Just like behold I can.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I could admit when I was ru when I if
I if, I was, I was mistke I was mister,
But what but I like that one. That was one
of your best ones in a while. You because you're
not wrong. You should eat wings with the bone in.
Somebody texted, I'd love this point. They said, it's like
eating ribs with no bone like in the rib, which

(41:24):
is why, because you've got to enjoy the The thing.
The only thing is is the flats when you have wings,
they are a little bit too much worse.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Oh, I love flats.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Do you you prefer those over the drummings?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
I think the chicken taste better on the flat.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
And again, with your consistency, it's like consistently the whole
thing versus a drummy has the weird end that's like fatty,
and there's like, I don't like it.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
I'm going to retire after today, somebody else it's the
best start of the pot ever I can't.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I've reached my peak. Bye, guys. This is it. Bone
in wings only. Boneless wings should not even be called wings.
They're chopped up chunks of chicken breast, not even from
the wing. Okay, Vant retires today, Thank you for being
on the show. Anybody bring bring back Drake. Drake is
ready to come back. So look at the look Jenny's faces.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Waiting and frozen. He's cryo froze frozen right now, little seizure.
I did, I sure did.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
All right, Uh, let's see what are we doing here? Oh?
I know in a couple of minutes we're gonna do
a lyrics shuffle, but we're also we're kind of witnessing
love happen here.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
I'm making it happen right now because we've been talking
a lot about Taylor Swift, obviously because she's in the news,
and we all know that Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelsey,
who is somebody important in football.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yes, he's very he's one of the best players important.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
He's somebody important in football. And so I thought, if
Taylor Swift can do it, so can I. So here's
what can you want dat a football player? Okay, you
couldn't even date a pickleball player. I'll d athletes you.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
No, Howard is very interested.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, So I went through the vikings what is it
called roster? Yeah, I went through the roster. Okay, I
literally went through the whole thing. I picked out all
the hot ones, okay, because I'm not dating an ugly
football player, Okay, I want to date a hot one
like Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
So I picked out all the hot ones, and I've
I've narrowed it down. Okay, I've narrowed it down to
a handful, and I think I'm gonna start dating one
of them. I've got Dante Fleming.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
I couldn't tell you what his position is because I
have no idea.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
What are the letters next to his name?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
That's a really good question. Let me find out for you.
Minnesota Vikings Dante Fleming.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
W R wide receiver, wide receiver.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Okay, So he's one. He's very cute. He's gonna be
tall and fast, tall and fast and probably lean ish.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
And then I have another one. His name is Fayir
Fayir Thomas okay, and he is also a w R ye.
I really like his hair.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
It's really cute. Now you realize that none of these
guys number one. They put their athletes. They probably have
a like a rope kiosk outside of their bedroom door
with a women in a turnstile. So you realize that
you don't have a chance with any of these guys.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
I did go through this list, and I did rule
out anyone who was married. So at least there's that.
I have Dorian Mouse.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
He's LB linebacker.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
He's probably the cutest one, but he's also really young.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
He's bigger, he could roade hout you. He's probably about
two hundred and fifty pounds.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Wow, Okay, great, he's probably He's definitely doesn't know what
housing means. She's like, oh, that sounds fun. And then
there's also Gavin Bartholomew.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
He's a te this.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Is his last name for real, Yes, Gavin Bartholomew. He
has te tight end tight end. He is a Travis Kelcey.
He is a receiver.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Okay, so maybe I should do the same as Taylor
Swifts and go for the tight end.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
I mean you could. I think he'd narrow it down,
or maybe you just kind of like do the shotgun
approach where you'd like, you know, try to hit a
broad target. Maybe one of them will resport. What is
your plan next now that you picked out one that
you want to do.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
I picked out these four and I think thought, well,
first of all, they're all probably listening to Katie w B.
It's their favorite radio station. If they're awake at eight am,
which are vikings awake this earlier?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Probably? I think they're training right, Oh, they're.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
In training camp. Okay, perfect, So they're probably listening.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
So Dante Fleming, they or Thomas Dorian Melsei or Gavin Bartholomew.
If you're listening, text me five three ninety one.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Oh, they can call to six. Yeah, well you know
what is it? Six five one six five one yeah,
nine eight nine kd w B.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Okay, So because I think you should wait for them
to call though, Yeah, should I call them?

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Well, I don't think you have their number.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I don't know, don't know, way that could be that. Well,
somebody could be calling right now, bow, let me find out. Hello.
Oh sorry, it's a good bid.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Yeah, sorry, good one.

Speaker 14 (45:50):
Nervous nervous? I don't I wonder what's your next step?
You want one to call or to text? The show
at one.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
They can follow me on Instagram at Bailey on air.
I might reach out to one of them on Instagram
and be like, Hi, Taylor Switch is dating a football player.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
My name is Bailey. What are you doing on Friday,
like that this new thing. It's how people connect now.
A lot of times it's sliding in dms.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
Yeah, like very often, maybe I'm talking to someone because
they slid in my DMS. You that you could be
that person for this Viikings player, why.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Don't you DM him? You can find any of these
guys and.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
They all have Instagram, Like some of them have a
ton of followers too.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Oh well they're Minnesota Vikings. Yeah, well you never know.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
I mean some of them have like four thousand that's
not that exciting, but like you have more than four thousands.
Are any of these guys starters?

Speaker 3 (46:41):
That's not a great question, that's a great question. I
don't know what that means. So they get to play, well,
I love it that they.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Get to play a lot.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Well, some of them on their Instagram, they're wearing the
Little Vikings outfit, So I assume that, like they're on
a field wearing the Little Vikings outfit. Like Gavin Bartholomew
is really cute, but it looks like he just graduated college.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Because remember that it's very trendy for cougar's, like you
have to go out with two year old.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
He is a young twenty two year old.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Very I ain't nothing wrong with that very young twenty yeah,
and a fresh twenty two year old to turn it
end of it.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Oh wow, he just turned twenty two.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
You like hanging out with the youths at your high school.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
It's the thing that makes Bailey so appealing to these
people is she clearly is not a jersey chaser. So
like they've got plenty of women and just like waiting
for them to show up wherever they are, they know
where they hang out.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Bailey doesn't even know what they do. No, Like she
knows that they play football, and that's the extent.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Of what they want out. A good point, Taylor Swift
is dating of football players, so you should probably one too.
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
So like, if these guys want to be able to
talk about football to an extent, like a huge extent
and explain it to somebody, I'm your girl, you can
explain it to me.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
That would be cute. It's like, okay, now, see that's
called that's called a forward pass. That's called an interception,
that's called past interference.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
I think I have the least chance with Dante Fleming,
who has literally like one hundred and seventy thousand followers
on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
So he won't even Dante Fleming.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Dante Fleming, he is really cute though.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
How old is Dante Fleming?

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Probably young? Let me find out he is probably young.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
People are upset with your choices. Why they said that
these players are like bad choices. A lot of people
said that they've never heard of them before.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
That's good. He's of us either, so it's fine.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Someone said that they've seen Fayre on Hinge, so he's
out there. Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Side quest note, I did start going through all of
my gallery photos and favoriting the ones of me that
I could potentially put on an online dating profile.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
So maybe I'll meet him on hinge. Okay, they got
to start a hinge where so these are people that
no one's heard of. I can't pick j McCarthy everybody.

Speaker 12 (48:54):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
You got to aim low.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Because I'm not Taylor Swift. That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
I'm not Taylor Swift, So I can't go for Taylor
Swift like always feet on the ground, I can't go on.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
I need to go with somebody who's sitting on a bench.
Sometimes you Bailey, thank you for shooting your shot. That's
what Travis Kelcey did with Taylor Like, he literally mentioned
her on the podcast. Now look at him. Got to
be married and Taylor Swift's pregnant with twins. Now that's
a joke. I made that up, but it'd be nice.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
So I just have to go to a football game
and weasel my way in.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
No, not even you can do it. You could say,
I work at KWB, can I get into the locker room.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
I don't think that's how it would work, Not into
the locker room.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
We do have connections though, here a who calls the
games literally is down the hall, so you could probably
go holler at him.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
I would say like, hey Pa, and he'd be like,
who are you.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
We'll get an update on this tomorrow and see how
many Vikings that you have met. Okay, great, perfect, Okay,