March 11, 2025 • 39 mins
We hear about your fun facts, talk to Ellie who doesn't want her cousin at her wedding, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
K w B, Good Morning, sun is coming up a
little bit later in the day. Here's the good news.
It's gonna be it's staying warm. It's gonna be like
seventy degrees on Friday, like a chance of rain on Friday.
This is I mean, we live in Minnesota, though we're
not completely fooled. It's like fake with fake spring and
second and third windays coming up later on this week
(00:22):
or month.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Well, they said it was supposed to snow on Saturday,
but I looked and it just says rain. So I
don't believe it. I'm gonna say it's springtime. That's all
I care about it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, Yeah, for all your winter clothes way, and we'll
be getting by like March nineteenth. Yeah. So it is
the Dave Ryan Show. Thanks for being here. We're on
We're gonna be on YouTube a little bit later on,
and we're on the iHeartRadio app and we're looking for talkbacks.
Let us know what is a fun fact about you
for Talkback Tuesday and we'll play those back in a
(00:53):
little bit. So, for example, my fun fact is I
get a couple. Yeah, I own Bob Barker's is right
microphone is a true story. I used to own Lee
Harvey Oswald's toe tag. And I also came in second
place in boy Scout Camp in the rifle shooting competition.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Wow did you really?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I really did?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Wow, I'm a crack shot.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You take us shooting one day, I will take a
shooting way back. Yeah, after we go to Benny Hannah.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, big day.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Jenny's not here today. She's not feeling up to it,
so she stayed home today. She'll be back hopefully tomorrow.
So today doing lyric shuffle, Bailey.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Is hosting to me, Yeah, good luck to me, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Not to us playing.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, yeah, good luck to you guys, but obviously, uh,
good luck to me because I'm pushing buttons that I've
never pushed before. So Dave and Von, it's YouTube against
each other. We'll start with you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Dave, I'm ready, all right, ready, Okay, So I got to.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Find this song with this word in the lyrics. Yes,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, you need to find a song with this word
in the lyric. And if you don't get it, then
you don't get a point, got it?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, like lack of virgin.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Touch for that, you get the idea.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I get it, You got it, you got it. Nice job, David. Okay,
one point for David Vaughan. Are you ready for your word?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yes, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Nothing nothing on you, not nothing, nothing on you, babe,
nothing on you, compass to you.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Wow? You guys are your winnings?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Are all or nothing? Even mad?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
They say nothing a lot and may Yeah. Okay, all right, Dave,
it's your turn. Here we go right now.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
One one.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Hunt hunt.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
There's no song the word, Oh my god, let's see
this is the one that Jenny has.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, wait, wait, no, non is to steal.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Move on.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
We're on a babyhood and don't think we don't that's
the SpongeBob quote.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You never a scene in a SpongeBob movie. Don't think
we don't.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Know how barn We're on a bear hunt. Okay, the example,
here's what Jenny has.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Oh my gosh, no way, text me if you got
that one, because I will bet not a single person
listening got that lyric.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, text me at five.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
All right, we're back to or so we're on font now. Yes, okay,
here's your next word.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Older, older, I don't know, Dave. There's one that's I
can't no, I got nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, Well, Jenny has a different word on this page,
so I'm not sure if, for example, actually has what
is it the right one?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (04:13):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Well? Here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Love this song, Dave, I do love that song.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Would have never thought about that one great song, but nothing.
I wouldn't have got that at all.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No, okay, well we're back. We're back to Dave. There
still one one one okay, all right, here's your next word, Dave.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Ready, mountain ain't no, mountain high and up ain't no
bad at ain't no. Give him the ding. Yeah, sorry,
it was so good.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Button here, fabulous, nice job, Dave to Dave to day,
all right, this next.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Word is yours. Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Music makes you lose control, makes you lose control.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Let I got a cute face, chubby waiste big, let
him cook, Let him cook?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
All right, very good, thank you. So we're to to
I believe, Yes, okay, here we go, David. Your next
song or next word.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
This is the final round.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
This is the final round. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That wan sad way.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It actually worked this time. Your bamboozlement has paid off finally.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Because that's always your go to song.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
All right, we hunt? All right? Are we Dave three?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Vant?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You have two?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yes. I have to get this to at least tie
this the game.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
All right, here we go. Vant. Your last word is.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Man, man I got it? Man I got it? Man
I feel like a woman? Which is those songs? Should
we play? Should we play night changes? Should we play
all or nothing? Or should we play man I feel
(06:26):
like a woman. Here's what I want you to do
during this this commercial break. Your choices are what were
they again? Changes? All or man I feel like a woman?
Which song do you want to hear? Send me a text,
and when we come back will be commercial free. We'll
be on YouTube on Dave Ryan TV, and we'll play
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the song with the most votes. It's a democracy, yes
it is. Actually no, it's not even a democracy. You're
the dictator. You tell us what song you want to
dictate that we play. Let us know we'll do that next.
Send me a text KADEWB one five three nine two
one while you're at it, Text the word bill because
that would be the keyword for Kendrick and Siss a ticket.
(07:08):
So text that and then text the text them separately,
don't text them together. So text bill to get the
tickets for the show and then text one of those
three songs and we'll be right back on Katie. We
are going to play the winning song in a second here,
because we said, okay, these songs came up on lyrics Shuffle.
It was either man, I feel like a woman because
(07:30):
I want it all or nothing at all or it
was night changes and we do have a clear winner
with about a ninety percent majority. Yeah, but I do
just really quick. We were doing lyric Shuffle a little
while ago. The word was hunt and we weren't able
to what'd we come up with anything at all?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
No, neither of you came up with anything now.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So several people that remember this song texted in and
reminded me of this song with the word hunt.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Now, that would be a boss check song, Such a
good song.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Write that down for tomorrow, box down. We're going to
write it down. Here is it? Write it down? Vont
right exactly, Jenny's off today. Here is the winning song.
Majority like ninety percent wanted to hear this on KDWB,
and why not. It's international. It's Women's month, right.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, so let's do it.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
There.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It is kind of came out of nowhere. That's a song.
I'm surprised Rich didn't call it and go get that
song off my radio. Yeah, but there's nobody who doesn't
like that song.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That's a great song. It's probably one of the most
like hypest woman songs ever. Like I feel like I
do feel like a woman listening.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
To that song. Do you really know?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Don't you feel it?
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Know?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
How does that feel exactly?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It feels kind of like period pains. You know, you're
like cramp.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
That's what it feels like to feel like a woman.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Feels like cramps, but you're wearing heels.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Who bring back Jenny, bring back?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
She's not here?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
She got sick for whatever reason?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Well, what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I poisoned her?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Shade like women's his three months? Where's the Unity? Text
message at five three ninety one says, dancing with my
little five month old little girl to this song and
get you the biggest morning smiles. Nia is an excellent
surprise and WTF moment when I got in my car
this morning. Yes, you would not expect to hear that.
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Twenty five years later on Katie WB, all right, we're
gonna do some talkbacks on the talkback features the iHeartRadio
app is give you a fun fact about yourself, simple
as that, just a fun fact about yourself. Give me
a fun fact about yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I went to a late night talk show and I
got pulled out of line and me and my friend
were like, Oh, what's going on? And they were like, Oh,
we're shooting a segment and you're gonna be standing next
to Kim Fields, who played two D in the Facts
of Life.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yes, So we got to like meet her real quick,
and then they really just wanted to COVID test us
to make sure weren't to get her sick because she
was like an arm not even away from me.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
But it was just so cool and she was very sweet.
A good fun fact Bailey can say that this is
Bailey can say the alphabet backwards. But I want you
to do this is if you're doing the talk back,
so you would say, Hi, I'm Bailey, I'm from whatever,
So go ahead and do your thing.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Hi, I'm Bailey, I'm from Minneapolis. And my fun fact
is that I can say the alphabet backwards.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay, well, now actually do it all right, z y
X W v U T S.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
R q p O N M l k J I
H G F E D C B A me with
singing you won't time next CBA's I know my Now
when you get.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Drunk and lonely and bored at a party, you'd be like, you, guys,
look at watch me?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
What me? I stand on the coffee table and they're like,
Bailey's at it again, exactly like Z right x W.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Let us know your name, where you're from, and your
fun fact about yourself on Talkback Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Hey, this is Dylan and I'm from Owatana. Fun fact
about me is I can hold one eyebrow in place
and individually move the other eyebrow up and down, as
well as doing a wave with them. Always do that
in front of my friends and they always try to
copy or try it and they're like, how do you
(11:13):
do that? I just over the years, since a kid,
I've been doing it all my life. So pretty sweet.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'm pras Seriously, it's a good party trick. Guys.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
What modern Jim? Carry over?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Here?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
The wave with your eyebrows? Just to say it like
that sounds hilarious. All right, here's another one. Give me
a fun fact about yourself.
Speaker 10 (11:32):
Hey, guys, my name is Christian and my fun fact
about me is that my pupils are not in the
middle of my eyes. They're actually towards the center of
my face, just a little bit and up, so they
are not in the middle of the iris.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
So thank you, guys, love you.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Sounds kind of hot. You know what else is hot?
A girl with a little gap in her teeth. I'm
gonna throw it out there and then I'm gonna leave
it alone. I mean, great straight teeth or great shout
out to orthodontis and debit. But a girl with a
little gap in her teeth, and apparently girls with their
pupils not white the center of the eye like she.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Sounded hot, with her pupils not in the sounds hot.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Sounds hot? All right. Here's another one, Hi, guys.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
It's Kate from Bloomington. My random fun fact about myself
is I won a random talent show at a work
party because I can sing with my mouth closed. Not
quite like a ventriloquist. I look kind of like a
squirrel with uh my cheeks fill, but I can do it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I believe you. I want to why did he Why
did you do it for? Can't fun fact? Get on
the radio with your fun fact about yourself. Everybody's got something.
I'm trying to think of Susan as a fun fact
about herself.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, she a fun woman.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
My mom's fun fact that I always remember is that
she shook George Bush's hand once at a trade show
and she wasn't wearing shoes, so because.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
She had your mom is the same woman who goes
back to the hotel room and starts her feet in
the hotel room toilet.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
And it was probably out one of those functions, but
she was like setting up her I don't know, little area,
and she wasn't wearing shoes because this back in.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
The day when you wore heels everywhere. Okay, Yeah, And
then they were.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Like, well, George Bush is in the house, and so
she's like running to go meet George Bush. She's like,
I'm a president and then shakes his hand, says hello,
my name is Rhnda Hus It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
And shoes. That's a cool story. Yeah, and more fun
facts on the talk back feature Good morning. My name
is Amy and I live in Dallas, Texas. Fun fact.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I was born with teeth and bunions.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
They actually thought my feet were broken at first. Dang,
what born with teeth. Can you imagine a little baby,
like a little like newborn smiling at you with big
old choppers.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Okay, you're crazy, Steve Harvey teeth like.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That would be super weird. Like a baby born with glasses,
baby comes out. I was like, wait, is that baby's
born with glasses?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
That's how I feel when I see babies with full
heads of hair. That's like long.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, all right. A couple of more fact. I'm very
good at a untying. Not for some weird reason.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I'm very good at it.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You would come in handy, like on a camping trip
or at the gym, or.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
When your jewelry gets all taken.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, everybody needs a friend like that, AJ and you
come over. Yeah, my shoes are all dodbout. Thanks with those,
we appreciated. It's Talk Back Tuesday on kdbub The Dave
Ryan Show one on one point three kd W B.
Roger By six one two injured Heimer and Lambers in
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Jewelry Law. So they carded off what's your face Yesterday?
To the hospital Wendy Williams and because she's stand at
assisted living facility, and she tossed a note out the
window from the fifth floor that said help signed Wendy. Yeah,
so somebody found it and they said, I'm good, what
do I do? Well? They called the police and they
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took her down for a middle evaluation, as she actually
did fine. Apparently Taylor's We are going to perform next
week at the iHeartRadio Music Awards on Fox. However, her
attendance at the ceremony is not guaranteed. Let me explain.
So the award show is on Monday, Saint Patrick's Day,
second anniversary of her opening night of the Aras Tour. Yes,
that was two years ago already, So iHeart That's our
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company is confirmed that Fox will air an exclusive performance
from that opening night show, which took place in Glendale, Arizona,
and she will be honored with a Tour of the
Century Award and has been nominated in ten categories including
Pop Artists of the Year, Favorite Saparis Guest, which was
Travis Kelcey in London, Favorite Tour Tradition, Surprise Songs, and
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Favorite Tour Tradition the twenty two hat So Tour two.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Favorite Tour Tradition Hot Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
So I think the thing is, you know, like I
know that if you get nominated for a boatloaded categories.
They're hoping that that will entice the celebrity to show up.
We're pretty tight with Taylor, Yeah, we are.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
We I mean we call we text sometimes mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, but right, yeah, that's true. The menandas Brothers do
not have an advocate in their new La DA. They said,
our position is they should not get out of jail.
They worry that there's still a danger to society. So
you know, they murdered their parents, like what thirty five
(16:26):
years ago something like that, and the new DA says, no,
we will not let them out. Imagine Dragons made the
Dirt the first band to have a song stuck on
the Moon Alex Stein. So it was on a private
spacecraft called the Athena, and they put the song in
a digitized format on this spacecraft. I don't know, so
(16:46):
alien cultures one day may find it. I don't know. Anyway,
it tipped over on the Moon so it couldn't blast
off again, so it stuck on the moon.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Of all songs, imagine Dragons, is that the song that
you would want to be on the moon isn't imagine
Dragon song?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What song would you want aliens to hear. That's a
really good question, and maybe we should discuss that. Write
that down for tomorrow. If you want aliens to hear
and get to know our you know, the human population
by one song, what song would you want him to hear?
Ud be like the twenty of the Space Odus, the
two thousand and one Space odicy bum Bum bum Bump
(17:24):
bu either that as or Old Town Road.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
See, yeah, I was gonna say something like Elton John.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Maybe Crocodile Rock. Yeah, I mean I don't know that one.
Write that down. We'll talk about that tomorrow. Okay. A
couple of more quick ones. Mariah Carey. Her friends are
worried about her, apparently because she's got a secret addiction
to junk food. This is such a gossipy, garbage story,
but I'm all about it. Sours Coast close to Mariah
(17:51):
tells Radar Online. She sends her assistant to get late
night burgers and fries and shakes. She's an extreme night owl.
She doesn't eat dinner until two am. She treats every
night like it's New Year's Eve, sleeping all day and
staying up all night. If it's true, let me tell you,
at that age, you're going to pack on the LB's
because it gets harder to keep them up as you
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get older. And Mariah's what fifty, No, she's old. God
be older than that.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
She can't be sixty.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I'd say look it up, Bailey. I'm gonna say, Mariah
Carey is fifty six years old.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
She is fifty five?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Okay, very close. And that is it for the dirt
on one on one point three KDWB. Let's move right
into group therapy and help somebody out who does not
want their cousin at the wedd.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Riah show.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
So a wedding is coming up and they don't want
their cousin there, and I think we're talking to Ellie
make sure. Yeah, okay, Ellie, Good morning.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
Ellie, good morning guy.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Hey think think thanks for me. What's the story? You
don't want your cousin to come to your wedding? What's
the story?
Speaker 7 (19:03):
Okay? Yeah, So my fiance and I were getting married
in October and you know, we're getting ready to send
out all the invites now, and I'm really struggling with
this one with my cousin. So she she's the type
of person that thinks.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
She is the main character and any that I hear
more often it's like people who think they're the main character.
I see videos on Instagram of people who think that, right.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
You know, you know what, you know what I'm talking about,
you know.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
So you know, she's always showing off, like she always
has to be the center of attention, you know, like
I've literally seen her behave this way at weddings, like
recently her sister got married and she, you know, she
she had to make the whole like reception about herself.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
You know, she grabbed the mic from the DJ. She
she had to do a little stand up you know routine.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You know, like.
Speaker 12 (20:10):
Even the way, even the way she dresses, like she
will wear the most inappropriate dress to a wedding, like
body con, you know, cut out, like low cut, just
like not appropriate.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
For the situation. And she thinks that she that that's
just always appropriate and that she's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
And I do know people who think that they are hilarious.
I will tell you. I mean somebody who was actually hilarious,
Steve O Lettart. Steve O would always draw attention to himself.
He actually was hilarious until he got drunk and then
he was more obnoxious. But he actually was it's like
Steve O would liven up a room. So your friend,
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your your cousin. She doesn't live en up the room.
She makes everybody annoyed and kind of frustrated because shows.
I can just see her grabbing the mic from the
djy and going, I want to talk for a little bit. Hey, everybody,
it's me one of.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Those oh God, here we go again situations, And and
my my fiance is you know of the opinion.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
No, this is your cousin. You have to invite her.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
And I'm like, but I've literally witnessed the catastrophe before,
Like I am trying so hugged.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Do you have to do you have to invite her?
I mean you do. She's your cousin, She's like part
of the family. I think that you just have to
I don't know, just be ready for it. But that's
the thing is it's your wedding. Yeah, so let me know,
send me a text and let me know. Can you
not invite your cousin to the wedding?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I think the the what makes it hard is because
she was just at her other cousin's wedding. Who's this
cousin's sister, So like if she if she says, Okay,
you can't come to my wedding, but I just went
to your sister's wedding. That seems kind of shady. So
I get like where she's in a pickle, like she
has to invite this cousin to her wedding. Ye. Yeah,
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maybe she could get like some security detail for this
cousin and then somebody to babysitter walk around with her.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You know.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
That makes sure you're.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Joking, But that wouldn't be a bad idea to a
sign like you know, your cousin, Frankie'd be like, Frankie,
can you keep an eye on on so and so? Yeah,
and just if she gets up and starts twirking or
stands on the table with the micropunking, you just stop her.
Speaker 13 (22:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I had somebody at my dad's funeral that we were
worried was going to get up and say something like
we're bad. He was never nice to me, so we
had somebody else sit by. Yeah, that's my advice.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
My advice is get them a security detail.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Sorry, No, there's a lot of people on the phone,
but this one. She said her name is Madison and
that she is at least cousin.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Oh, is that her name? Is her name Madison? By
any chance? Is Let's see? I told you you guys,
this is why you can't talk about family members on
the radio, especially they live here in town. Yes, they're
gonna know, they're going to call in, they're gonna be
on the radio, and then they're gonna sue me for
some sort of slander, libel or a home wrecker.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Why would it be a homewrecker recks home.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's her on the phone. Now, let's see, hello, cousin Madison.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Is that you?
Speaker 13 (23:31):
Yeah? Hi?
Speaker 8 (23:32):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Hey? What's going on? How's your how's your morning? What's
going on morning?
Speaker 11 (23:37):
What's going great? This is interesting? And you know, like, ally,
my god, if you don't want me to do any
of that your wedding, then why don't you just tell me?
Why do you have to go on the radio and
like if you don't want to invite.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Me, fine, but let me just tell you, like I
know that your wedding will be like without me.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Nice? Now that's that's that's not nice. You do You
can't say I know your wedding will be lame without me.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I mean, I'm I'm the life of the party. I
bring a lot of fun to wedding.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
So you're saying you're doing her a favor by showing up,
You're entertaining. You're going to show up, take the mic
from the DJ, do a little twerk and do a
little stand up, do a little funny dance where you
do the worm? Are you gonna do the worm?
Speaker 11 (24:26):
I mean, listen, who knows?
Speaker 4 (24:28):
But I didn't. I didn't say I was or wasn't
going to do that.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
But I can tell you that people love when I
do get on the mic and I dance and I entertain,
and they take their phones out and they laugh and
everyone's having a great time.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
But then it doesn't become about Then it's not about
Ellie's wedding anymore.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Then it's about Matt show bad.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
Balance about her. We're there to have a good time
to celebrate her.
Speaker 13 (24:51):
Does she not want us to celebrate Ellie?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
What do you want to say to that? Can you
hear her?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
I can?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I just.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
I really would just like this to be like a
really you know, elegant, classy wedding. You know, I don't
I don't want the shenanigans.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
I really don't.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I don't know why I'm picturing her cousin Jamming on
the Florida Who Let the Dogs Out.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yes, she's got a floor length dress, but she like
raises it up so she can move better.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
She's like, yeah, okay, making it.
Speaker 11 (25:29):
Seem like like without me. I mean, I think her
wedding might be a little boring if that's how she
wants it, Like everyone's just gonna smile at each other,
click their little.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Glasses and just be like every other little lame wedding.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
But that's what she wants, you know, well, not to
be lame, but like she said, she just wanted to
be simple. Wants you to be a little bit more
of a dignified wedding.
Speaker 11 (25:49):
Yeah, but I family loves when I show up to
the function because that's when things get a little lit.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Can I tell you the truth. I'm kind of on
Madison's side a little bit, and you guys might be
able to talk me out of it. But I think
it's great when somebody who's fun comes to we all.
It's like when you have a party, it's like, oh
my god, you got to invite so and so because
they are the life of the party, and without them,
there at the party. It's kind of like people sit
there politely with their paper plates and their napkins and
their meatballs, and they look at the clock and go
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if I stayed long enough, But if Daily shows up,
you think people will leave her wedding by nine o'clock.
Speaker 13 (26:23):
Yeah, they get bored.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Elly, I you know what, I feel bad for you
because I think that your cousin's being a little bit
mean to you. I would never say to my cousin
it's going to be boring. If I'm not there, I
might say.
Speaker 13 (26:35):
Okay, maybe I'm being a little like this is what
I was saying about. This is what I was talking Yeah,
so well, I just want to have a good time
and celebrate your wedding and have.
Speaker 11 (26:46):
A lot of fun, that's all.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Ellie. She's not sure.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
It feels like Madison is trying to do her cousin
a favor but just doesn't see how she's it's coming
off like it's.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
About me, right, because I think you can still have
fun at the wedding and make the wedding fun by
participating in the way that Ellie wants the wedding to be.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
So if Ellie wants this like classy wedding.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Then just be as classy as humanly possible, and then
that's what's gonna make it super fun. But if Ellie
wants a classy wedding and you come out like to
the window to the wall, yeah, that's a different kind
of wedding.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Uh, okay, you know what. We're gonna wrap things up here.
But you know what I will say, you know, Madison,
a couple of things. First of all, guys via text
messages they want to meet you because you sound like
a lot of fun. At the same time, now, you know,
the message is that Ellie doesn't want you to grab
the DJ's mic and dance on the table and to
work at the wedding. You're an adult. You can manage that,
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right absolutely. Yeah, okay, all right, I'm gonna leave it
to you where it goes from here. I'll get the
guy's number for you. It says, hold up, everybody is
cousin Maddie single, because I want to lock that down. Yeah,
she sounds fun. She's got to just take it down
a notch, like I would love to do the soul
trend line with Maddie. Somebody else says, sounds like the
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kind of wedding that would be held at Cowboy Jacks. Yeah,
and I don't disagree. We gotta we gotta run. Thank you,
Ellie and medisone that's proven once again that too many
people listen to Katie wib There's got to be something
we can do about that, because how can we talk
crap about somebody without that person hearing about it.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
That's my that's my big issue every day names.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I wouldn't have the b A ls to call in
and be like, wait.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
A minute, well, clearly Maddy does.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Maddie absolutely does. Does Maddy hears about herself on the radio,
She's gonna call in all right, thanks for that one.
Any comments send me a text at Katie, will you
be one five, three, nine to two one. We we
got your keyword for Kendrick and Sissah. I think we're
gonna do it right now. What is the keyword? Woni?
You got it in front of you? Is squabble? Squabble
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is your keyword? And do you grab your phone and
text that to get your tickets? I got a text message.
It is kind of funny. Oh wait, I've just lost it.
Oh okay. The gist of it is, oh you see
it too. Well, I don't know which one you're looking at.
About the roundabouts?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Oh oh, I see it.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, the roundabouts basically what it's.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
A random text to see in a sea of all
these texts talking about group therapy and like Matty Ellie,
you know what tucks about roundabouts?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
No, let's read about Maddie and Ellie for a second,
because that was really interesting. Madison is so rude. Case
in point, she turned herself into the main character of
group Therapy.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, literally made point.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I was just shocked when Vaughn said she was on
the phone. I said, yeah, we get this all the time.
People will be like, yeah, that's me. No, it actually
really was her because she had the name right. But
Madison doesn't belong at any weddings. She belongs on the street. Okay,
she's for these streets. Madison sounds truly awful. I wouldn't
want her at my wedding. She doesn't sound fun. She
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sounds rude and obnoxious. Do you think that? See, I'm
kind of on Madison's side. She just want because she
just wants to bring a little fun to the wedding.
I compared her to Steve Lettart when Steve would show
up at a party you knew it was gonna be fun,
and Steve would put the the not the literal, but
the but the lampshade on his head.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah. Well, I think the way that Madison framed it,
it made it seem like, oh, well, I'm just there
to make sure that it's a fun time for you.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
But she's not doing it for Ellie. She's doing it
for herself.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
I was gonna say Steve when he was at parties
and stuff, Steve knew when to pull back, knowing I
was trying at that point. Was Madison feels like, Yeah,
she's gonna have a good time, She's gonna try to
entertain people, but at some point you need to know
that it's not your wedding. Whether it was Ellie's or
she said it where her sister's was the first wedding,
just know when to pull back.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Madison has literally made Ellie's point by calling into the
radio station and taking over her moment and becoming the
main character. Don't invite her. It's gonna be worse now, Madison,
don't go save money on a gift. Does anybody feel
like I do? Think Madison honestly feels that she's adding
something to the party. It's very possible that it's like
your relative that can't sing that thinks she can sing.
(31:13):
So she sings and you go, wow, Grace Lynn, that
was really good. The meantime, you get out the car
with your partner and go, God, when is somebody gonna
tell Grace Lynn she can't sing? Do you think that
Madison's got the same problem?
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
No, for sure, think she does.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah, No, one's telling her and now she's got the moment.
Can I read this next message that says my husband
had an older neighbor guy who used to bring a
gag bag to weddings. It contained a whoopy cushion that
he would put under an older auntie, ice cubes with
flies in it. He would drop into someone's drink and
then glasses got googly glasses to pretend pregnant stummach that
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he would wear to.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Dance with the bride for the dollar dance. Dave, this
sounds like a thing you would do.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
I would whoop Dave's ask if he came to my
wedding with Matthew tricks like a saturd tricks.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Is this a big you know? Write that down, Jenny,
because I might actually do it. Thanks. That was a
lot of fun. Okay, the keyword we did the keyword. Okay,
we're talking about roundabouts. I don't want to change the subject.
But somebody text it in and said, why are there roundabouts?
Why do we have roundabouts? They're the stupidest thing ever.
Nobody knows how to use them.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Clearly someone's going through it on their commute this morning.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
If that I don't I like roundabouts? Yeah, well I
think they did. But I mean, I'm not gonna sit
here and talking about roundabouts all day, I think, but
I don't have a problem with roundabouts. What's the problem
with roundabouts?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Jersey has a lot of roundabouts. I thought they only
existed in Jersey and they're just they're everywhere. Yeah, yeah,
I didn't know that. But they're just confusing. I think
people already don't know how to drive, particularly in Jersey,
and I just think that they're stupid because why did
this exist?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It was an intersection before? Was it not right? But moving?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Intersection you all have to stop.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
And like, I agree, Dave, I like roundabouts, but I
have been on plenty round abouts where someone is coming
at me from the wrong side.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
So they clearly came up to the roundabout and treated
it like.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
An intersection, and they were like, well, I have to
go I have to go left, so I'm gonna turn left.
I'm like, no, you go right around to roundabout every
single time. Why are you coming at me? And then
I have to wave my arms like stop, stop, stop,
stop stop, You're doing.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
It wrong, you dummy.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I've never seen people do it wrong and a roundabout
usually it's me that pulls out in front of somebody
who says the right away, and I'm like, oh, yeah,
they get the right away.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Whoops bad because then you don't know what lane you're
supposed to be in because there's.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Usually sometimes there's yeah here everywhere. Now I saw them.
They're in Colorado, they've been there for ten years. They're
all over Minnesota. They're replacing all kinds of regular intersections
with a roundabout. I think if it saves lives and
keeps traffic moving, shut up and find something else to
complain about.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Someone texted in saying this roundabout person from Prior Lake,
because that's the main topic on our citizens page right
now is roundabouts.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
On the Prior Lake Citizen page, do you hate them
or do you love them? Somebody else said, look up
the facts. They're safer and quicker, they keep traffic moving.
I just they're annoying because nobody knows how to do them.
I think everybody knows how. There's the occasional person that
also doesn't know how to stop at his four way
stop signer. It's like, okay, you go, no you go,
no you go, and then.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
You're all just sitting there waving at each other by
how's it going.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I have a problem with him, But if you do,
let me let me know how we went from weddings
and Madison to round God, we cover everything. I'm KDWGB.
We're gonna do. We're gonna play a little song here first,
because we had a lot of requests for this song.
And yes, radio stations like this one still play requests occasionally.
Let's do it apt. Then we're gonna play Dave Tank,
(34:37):
I wanna support your invention, and we'll talk about it next.
God one in the morning, Oh my god, this is
one of the best hours of radio. I remember. I
came in in a mood like we're gonna be okay today,
but it's actually turned into a really good show. Yeah,
because the song man I Feel like a Woman came
up on the show. We played that played that banger.
That was awesome. And then we were doing like an
(35:00):
average group therapy that blew up when the person they
were talking trash about was listening to the radio and
called in, Yes, oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
That's a fear of mine. Anytime we're like, oh, I
want to call out my bully.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
And then my bully.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
You do it all the time because you grew up
here to be like, yeah, Craig Smith used to bully
me in fifth grade and say I look like a pig.
And then Craig Smith is listening, Yeah, exactly, okay, And
then we segued into roundabouts.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, super good segues.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Let me tell you, people talk about doge and they
don't get as wound up as they do about roundabouts.
So what do you think about roundabouts? Really a couple
of quick little text messages that always happens when roundabouts
are new. People complain about it for a little bit,
then a year later you're like, hey, this is actually
pretty cool. The worst thing about the well they say
(35:50):
that if you everybody in the roundabout has the right
away if you're waiting at the roundabout you do not
have the right away. I don't mind them. Yeah, I
like I like them.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
You just have to like if you miss your turn,
oh crap, you just keep going around and around again,
stopping back up.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
In European vacation, when the the Griswold family gets stuck
in around about all night, all night, all.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Night, they can't figure out how to get out.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Oh no time for Dave Tank. Welcome to the tank.
I will hear your invention of fictional invention, and then
I will venmo you twenty dollars to invest in your invention.
Now entering the tank, Bailey j hes Hell Hell Theater,
(36:36):
wanna be nerd and spas from Minneapolis, Minnesota and Bailey.
What do you have to what is your invention?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Thank you, Dave.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I would like to invent something called a lotion vat
and pick a upper Okay, a lotion vat and pick
a upper yepper. It's a it's a dual machine because
my skin is so dry because of the wintertime that
I have this little claw kind of like the claw
machines at an arcade. The claw is going to pick
me up by the head and it's gonna lift me
(37:06):
up and then dip me into a vat of lotion.
It takes too long to put lotion on my skin
after a shower. I can't reach the small of my back.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Just give you a good shake afterwards.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Well, it dips you in once, dips you in twice
because you really need to get that moisture in there. Yeah,
and then it just kind of not shakes you around,
but maybe just kind of spins you in a little circle. Okay,
we get it, and then puts you into your.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Okay, we get it.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Okay, Rubbing lotion on your body takes more time than
all that happening.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, tell that.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Now I stand on a little bitty rug. It picks
me up there.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
All right, we did it. Swills Now entering the tank.
Vontavious Carl Leak, twenty three year old young man on
the radio from Minneapolis, Minnesota. What is in the tank today?
It's called the chat gp me.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Everybody loves using chat GPT to get through the finer
things in life. And when I say the finer things,
I'm talking about homework. When you need to write a
to earn an email to your boss, the chat gp
me will help you not only do that email of
that homework assignment, but the me part it makes it
actually sound like you. Chat GPT will put some words
in like oh, according to my last email, but that's
(38:16):
not what VAT would say.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
So the chat gp me is very personalized.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
I told you once right, it's personalized and knows what
you would say, so it actually sounds like you.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
You don't have to do a damn thing. Now, entering
the tank a young man named Dave Ryan, Dave Ryan
and who is a member of MENSA Motorcyclist Magician. Okay, Dave,
what do you got in the tank? Well, thank you, sir.
Mine is the Coffee Litmus Strip, the Coffee Litmus Trip.
As we all been to Cariboo and sometimes it's delicious,
sometimes it tastes like garbage swill. So you take the
(38:48):
Coffee Litmus Strip. When they hand you your coffee, you
dip it in there and it tells you whether it's
good or bad, and then if it's bad, you hand
it back and say, hey, I want a batter coffee.
This is garbage. According the Coffee.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Litmus Trip, does it turn when it's bad?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Well, I haven't gotten that far into development.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Now, that's the thing writing that down against you with development.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
So what's going to happen is you tell me your invention,
your fake invention, and I will then give the best
invention twenty dollars cash. All MoU for twenty dollars cash
for development. So let's do it right now. If you've
got a if you've got any sort of a Dave
Tank invention, call me at six' five to, one nine
(39:28):
to eight NINE kdwb and we'll do that in just a.
Minute first, Though Miles smith ON kdwb
K w B, Good Morning, sun is coming up a
little bit later in the day. Here's the good news.
It's gonna be it's staying warm. It's gonna be like
seventy degrees on Friday, like a chance of rain on Friday.
This is I mean, we live in Minnesota, though we're
not completely fooled. It's like fake with fake spring and
second and third windays coming up later on this week
(00:22):
or month.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Well, they said it was supposed to snow on Saturday,
but I looked and it just says rain. So I
don't believe it. I'm gonna say it's springtime. That's all
I care about it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, Yeah, for all your winter clothes way, and we'll
be getting by like March nineteenth. Yeah. So it is
the Dave Ryan Show. Thanks for being here. We're on
We're gonna be on YouTube a little bit later on,
and we're on the iHeartRadio app and we're looking for talkbacks.
Let us know what is a fun fact about you
for Talkback Tuesday and we'll play those back in a
(00:53):
little bit. So, for example, my fun fact is I
get a couple. Yeah, I own Bob Barker's is right
microphone is a true story. I used to own Lee
Harvey Oswald's toe tag. And I also came in second
place in boy Scout Camp in the rifle shooting competition.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Wow did you really?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I really did?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Wow, I'm a crack shot.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You take us shooting one day, I will take a
shooting way back. Yeah, after we go to Benny Hannah.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, big day.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Jenny's not here today. She's not feeling up to it,
so she stayed home today. She'll be back hopefully tomorrow.
So today doing lyric shuffle, Bailey.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Is hosting to me, Yeah, good luck to me, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Not to us playing.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, yeah, good luck to you guys, but obviously, uh,
good luck to me because I'm pushing buttons that I've
never pushed before. So Dave and Von, it's YouTube against
each other. We'll start with you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Dave, I'm ready, all right, ready, Okay, So I got to.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Find this song with this word in the lyrics. Yes,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, you need to find a song with this word
in the lyric. And if you don't get it, then
you don't get a point, got it?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, like lack of virgin.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Touch for that, you get the idea.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I get it, You got it, you got it. Nice job, David. Okay,
one point for David Vaughan. Are you ready for your word?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yes, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Nothing nothing on you, not nothing, nothing on you, babe,
nothing on you, compass to you.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Wow? You guys are your winnings?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Are all or nothing? Even mad?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
They say nothing a lot and may Yeah. Okay, all right, Dave,
it's your turn. Here we go right now.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
One one.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Hunt hunt.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
There's no song the word, Oh my god, let's see
this is the one that Jenny has.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, wait, wait, no, non is to steal.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Move on.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
We're on a babyhood and don't think we don't that's
the SpongeBob quote.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You never a scene in a SpongeBob movie. Don't think
we don't.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Know how barn We're on a bear hunt. Okay, the example,
here's what Jenny has.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Oh my gosh, no way, text me if you got
that one, because I will bet not a single person
listening got that lyric.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, text me at five.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
All right, we're back to or so we're on font now. Yes, okay,
here's your next word.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Older, older, I don't know, Dave. There's one that's I
can't no, I got nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, Well, Jenny has a different word on this page,
so I'm not sure if, for example, actually has what
is it the right one?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (04:13):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Well? Here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Love this song, Dave, I do love that song.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Would have never thought about that one great song, but nothing.
I wouldn't have got that at all.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No, okay, well we're back. We're back to Dave. There
still one one one okay, all right, here's your next word, Dave.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Ready, mountain ain't no, mountain high and up ain't no
bad at ain't no. Give him the ding. Yeah, sorry,
it was so good.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Button here, fabulous, nice job, Dave to Dave to day,
all right, this next.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Word is yours. Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Music makes you lose control, makes you lose control.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Let I got a cute face, chubby waiste big, let
him cook, Let him cook?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
All right, very good, thank you. So we're to to
I believe, Yes, okay, here we go, David. Your next
song or next word.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
This is the final round.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
This is the final round. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That wan sad way.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It actually worked this time. Your bamboozlement has paid off finally.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Because that's always your go to song.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
All right, we hunt? All right? Are we Dave three?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Vant?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You have two?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yes. I have to get this to at least tie
this the game.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
All right, here we go. Vant. Your last word is.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Man, man I got it? Man I got it? Man
I feel like a woman? Which is those songs? Should
we play? Should we play night changes? Should we play
all or nothing? Or should we play man I feel
(06:26):
like a woman. Here's what I want you to do
during this this commercial break. Your choices are what were
they again? Changes? All or man I feel like a woman?
Which song do you want to hear? Send me a text,
and when we come back will be commercial free. We'll
be on YouTube on Dave Ryan TV, and we'll play
(06:47):
the song with the most votes. It's a democracy, yes
it is. Actually no, it's not even a democracy. You're
the dictator. You tell us what song you want to
dictate that we play. Let us know we'll do that next.
Send me a text KADEWB one five three nine two
one while you're at it, Text the word bill because
that would be the keyword for Kendrick and Siss a ticket.
(07:08):
So text that and then text the text them separately,
don't text them together. So text bill to get the
tickets for the show and then text one of those
three songs and we'll be right back on Katie. We
are going to play the winning song in a second here,
because we said, okay, these songs came up on lyrics Shuffle.
It was either man, I feel like a woman because
(07:30):
I want it all or nothing at all or it
was night changes and we do have a clear winner
with about a ninety percent majority. Yeah, but I do
just really quick. We were doing lyric Shuffle a little
while ago. The word was hunt and we weren't able
to what'd we come up with anything at all?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
No, neither of you came up with anything now.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So several people that remember this song texted in and
reminded me of this song with the word hunt.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Now, that would be a boss check song, Such a
good song.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Write that down for tomorrow, box down. We're going to
write it down. Here is it? Write it down? Vont
right exactly, Jenny's off today. Here is the winning song.
Majority like ninety percent wanted to hear this on KDWB,
and why not. It's international. It's Women's month, right.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, so let's do it.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
There.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It is kind of came out of nowhere. That's a song.
I'm surprised Rich didn't call it and go get that
song off my radio. Yeah, but there's nobody who doesn't
like that song.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That's a great song. It's probably one of the most
like hypest woman songs ever. Like I feel like I
do feel like a woman listening.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
To that song. Do you really know?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Don't you feel it?
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Know?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
How does that feel exactly?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It feels kind of like period pains. You know, you're
like cramp.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
That's what it feels like to feel like a woman.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Feels like cramps, but you're wearing heels.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Who bring back Jenny, bring back?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
She's not here?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
She got sick for whatever reason?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Well, what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I poisoned her?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Shade like women's his three months? Where's the Unity? Text
message at five three ninety one says, dancing with my
little five month old little girl to this song and
get you the biggest morning smiles. Nia is an excellent
surprise and WTF moment when I got in my car
this morning. Yes, you would not expect to hear that.
(09:32):
Twenty five years later on Katie WB, all right, we're
gonna do some talkbacks on the talkback features the iHeartRadio
app is give you a fun fact about yourself, simple
as that, just a fun fact about yourself. Give me
a fun fact about yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I went to a late night talk show and I
got pulled out of line and me and my friend
were like, Oh, what's going on? And they were like, Oh,
we're shooting a segment and you're gonna be standing next
to Kim Fields, who played two D in the Facts
of Life.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yes, So we got to like meet her real quick,
and then they really just wanted to COVID test us
to make sure weren't to get her sick because she
was like an arm not even away from me.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
But it was just so cool and she was very sweet.
A good fun fact Bailey can say that this is
Bailey can say the alphabet backwards. But I want you
to do this is if you're doing the talk back,
so you would say, Hi, I'm Bailey, I'm from whatever,
So go ahead and do your thing.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Hi, I'm Bailey, I'm from Minneapolis. And my fun fact
is that I can say the alphabet backwards.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay, well, now actually do it all right, z y
X W v U T S.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
R q p O N M l k J I
H G F E D C B A me with
singing you won't time next CBA's I know my Now
when you get.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Drunk and lonely and bored at a party, you'd be like, you, guys,
look at watch me?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
What me? I stand on the coffee table and they're like,
Bailey's at it again, exactly like Z right x W.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Let us know your name, where you're from, and your
fun fact about yourself on Talkback Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Hey, this is Dylan and I'm from Owatana. Fun fact
about me is I can hold one eyebrow in place
and individually move the other eyebrow up and down, as
well as doing a wave with them. Always do that
in front of my friends and they always try to
copy or try it and they're like, how do you
(11:13):
do that? I just over the years, since a kid,
I've been doing it all my life. So pretty sweet.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'm pras Seriously, it's a good party trick. Guys.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
What modern Jim? Carry over?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Here?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
The wave with your eyebrows? Just to say it like
that sounds hilarious. All right, here's another one. Give me
a fun fact about yourself.
Speaker 10 (11:32):
Hey, guys, my name is Christian and my fun fact
about me is that my pupils are not in the
middle of my eyes. They're actually towards the center of
my face, just a little bit and up, so they
are not in the middle of the iris.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
So thank you, guys, love you.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Sounds kind of hot. You know what else is hot?
A girl with a little gap in her teeth. I'm
gonna throw it out there and then I'm gonna leave
it alone. I mean, great straight teeth or great shout
out to orthodontis and debit. But a girl with a
little gap in her teeth, and apparently girls with their
pupils not white the center of the eye like she.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Sounded hot, with her pupils not in the sounds hot.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Sounds hot? All right. Here's another one, Hi, guys.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
It's Kate from Bloomington. My random fun fact about myself
is I won a random talent show at a work
party because I can sing with my mouth closed. Not
quite like a ventriloquist. I look kind of like a
squirrel with uh my cheeks fill, but I can do it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I believe you. I want to why did he Why
did you do it for? Can't fun fact? Get on
the radio with your fun fact about yourself. Everybody's got something.
I'm trying to think of Susan as a fun fact
about herself.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, she a fun woman.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
My mom's fun fact that I always remember is that
she shook George Bush's hand once at a trade show
and she wasn't wearing shoes, so because.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
She had your mom is the same woman who goes
back to the hotel room and starts her feet in
the hotel room toilet.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
And it was probably out one of those functions, but
she was like setting up her I don't know, little area,
and she wasn't wearing shoes because this back in.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
The day when you wore heels everywhere. Okay, Yeah, And
then they were.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Like, well, George Bush is in the house, and so
she's like running to go meet George Bush. She's like,
I'm a president and then shakes his hand, says hello,
my name is Rhnda Hus It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
And shoes. That's a cool story. Yeah, and more fun
facts on the talk back feature Good morning. My name
is Amy and I live in Dallas, Texas. Fun fact.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I was born with teeth and bunions.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
They actually thought my feet were broken at first. Dang,
what born with teeth. Can you imagine a little baby,
like a little like newborn smiling at you with big
old choppers.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Okay, you're crazy, Steve Harvey teeth like.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That would be super weird. Like a baby born with glasses,
baby comes out. I was like, wait, is that baby's
born with glasses?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
That's how I feel when I see babies with full
heads of hair. That's like long.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, all right. A couple of more fact. I'm very
good at a untying. Not for some weird reason.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I'm very good at it.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You would come in handy, like on a camping trip
or at the gym, or.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
When your jewelry gets all taken.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, everybody needs a friend like that, AJ and you
come over. Yeah, my shoes are all dodbout. Thanks with those,
we appreciated. It's Talk Back Tuesday on kdbub The Dave
Ryan Show one on one point three kd W B.
Roger By six one two injured Heimer and Lambers in
(14:35):
Jewelry Law. So they carded off what's your face Yesterday?
To the hospital Wendy Williams and because she's stand at
assisted living facility, and she tossed a note out the
window from the fifth floor that said help signed Wendy. Yeah,
so somebody found it and they said, I'm good, what
do I do? Well? They called the police and they
(14:56):
took her down for a middle evaluation, as she actually
did fine. Apparently Taylor's We are going to perform next
week at the iHeartRadio Music Awards on Fox. However, her
attendance at the ceremony is not guaranteed. Let me explain.
So the award show is on Monday, Saint Patrick's Day,
second anniversary of her opening night of the Aras Tour. Yes,
that was two years ago already, So iHeart That's our
(15:17):
company is confirmed that Fox will air an exclusive performance
from that opening night show, which took place in Glendale, Arizona,
and she will be honored with a Tour of the
Century Award and has been nominated in ten categories including
Pop Artists of the Year, Favorite Saparis Guest, which was
Travis Kelcey in London, Favorite Tour Tradition, Surprise Songs, and
(15:41):
Favorite Tour Tradition the twenty two hat So Tour two.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Favorite Tour Tradition Hot Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
So I think the thing is, you know, like I
know that if you get nominated for a boatloaded categories.
They're hoping that that will entice the celebrity to show up.
We're pretty tight with Taylor, Yeah, we are.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
We I mean we call we text sometimes mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, but right, yeah, that's true. The menandas Brothers do
not have an advocate in their new La DA. They said,
our position is they should not get out of jail.
They worry that there's still a danger to society. So
you know, they murdered their parents, like what thirty five
(16:26):
years ago something like that, and the new DA says, no,
we will not let them out. Imagine Dragons made the
Dirt the first band to have a song stuck on
the Moon Alex Stein. So it was on a private
spacecraft called the Athena, and they put the song in
a digitized format on this spacecraft. I don't know, so
(16:46):
alien cultures one day may find it. I don't know. Anyway,
it tipped over on the Moon so it couldn't blast
off again, so it stuck on the moon.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Of all songs, imagine Dragons, is that the song that
you would want to be on the moon isn't imagine
Dragon song?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What song would you want aliens to hear. That's a
really good question, and maybe we should discuss that. Write
that down for tomorrow. If you want aliens to hear
and get to know our you know, the human population
by one song, what song would you want him to hear?
Ud be like the twenty of the Space Odus, the
two thousand and one Space odicy bum Bum bum Bump
(17:24):
bu either that as or Old Town Road.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
See, yeah, I was gonna say something like Elton John.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Maybe Crocodile Rock. Yeah, I mean I don't know that one.
Write that down. We'll talk about that tomorrow. Okay. A
couple of more quick ones. Mariah Carey. Her friends are
worried about her, apparently because she's got a secret addiction
to junk food. This is such a gossipy, garbage story,
but I'm all about it. Sours Coast close to Mariah
(17:51):
tells Radar Online. She sends her assistant to get late
night burgers and fries and shakes. She's an extreme night owl.
She doesn't eat dinner until two am. She treats every
night like it's New Year's Eve, sleeping all day and
staying up all night. If it's true, let me tell you,
at that age, you're going to pack on the LB's
because it gets harder to keep them up as you
(18:12):
get older. And Mariah's what fifty, No, she's old. God
be older than that.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
She can't be sixty.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I'd say look it up, Bailey. I'm gonna say, Mariah
Carey is fifty six years old.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
She is fifty five?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Okay, very close. And that is it for the dirt
on one on one point three KDWB. Let's move right
into group therapy and help somebody out who does not
want their cousin at the wedd.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Riah show.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
So a wedding is coming up and they don't want
their cousin there, and I think we're talking to Ellie
make sure. Yeah, okay, Ellie, Good morning.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
Ellie, good morning guy.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Hey think think thanks for me. What's the story? You
don't want your cousin to come to your wedding? What's
the story?
Speaker 7 (19:03):
Okay? Yeah, So my fiance and I were getting married
in October and you know, we're getting ready to send
out all the invites now, and I'm really struggling with
this one with my cousin. So she she's the type
of person that thinks.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
She is the main character and any that I hear
more often it's like people who think they're the main character.
I see videos on Instagram of people who think that, right.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
You know, you know what, you know what I'm talking about,
you know.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
So you know, she's always showing off, like she always
has to be the center of attention, you know, like
I've literally seen her behave this way at weddings, like
recently her sister got married and she, you know, she
she had to make the whole like reception about herself.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
You know, she grabbed the mic from the DJ. She
she had to do a little stand up you know routine.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You know, like.
Speaker 12 (20:10):
Even the way, even the way she dresses, like she
will wear the most inappropriate dress to a wedding, like
body con, you know, cut out, like low cut, just
like not appropriate.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
For the situation. And she thinks that she that that's
just always appropriate and that she's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
And I do know people who think that they are hilarious.
I will tell you. I mean somebody who was actually hilarious,
Steve O Lettart. Steve O would always draw attention to himself.
He actually was hilarious until he got drunk and then
he was more obnoxious. But he actually was it's like
Steve O would liven up a room. So your friend,
(20:53):
your your cousin. She doesn't live en up the room.
She makes everybody annoyed and kind of frustrated because shows.
I can just see her grabbing the mic from the
djy and going, I want to talk for a little bit. Hey, everybody,
it's me one of.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Those oh God, here we go again situations, And and
my my fiance is you know of the opinion.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
No, this is your cousin. You have to invite her.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
And I'm like, but I've literally witnessed the catastrophe before,
Like I am trying so hugged.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Do you have to do you have to invite her?
I mean you do. She's your cousin, She's like part
of the family. I think that you just have to
I don't know, just be ready for it. But that's
the thing is it's your wedding. Yeah, so let me know,
send me a text and let me know. Can you
not invite your cousin to the wedding?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I think the the what makes it hard is because
she was just at her other cousin's wedding. Who's this
cousin's sister, So like if she if she says, Okay,
you can't come to my wedding, but I just went
to your sister's wedding. That seems kind of shady. So
I get like where she's in a pickle, like she
has to invite this cousin to her wedding. Ye. Yeah,
(22:08):
maybe she could get like some security detail for this
cousin and then somebody to babysitter walk around with her.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You know.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
That makes sure you're.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Joking, But that wouldn't be a bad idea to a
sign like you know, your cousin, Frankie'd be like, Frankie,
can you keep an eye on on so and so? Yeah,
and just if she gets up and starts twirking or
stands on the table with the micropunking, you just stop her.
Speaker 13 (22:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I had somebody at my dad's funeral that we were
worried was going to get up and say something like
we're bad. He was never nice to me, so we
had somebody else sit by. Yeah, that's my advice.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
My advice is get them a security detail.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Sorry, No, there's a lot of people on the phone,
but this one. She said her name is Madison and
that she is at least cousin.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Oh, is that her name? Is her name Madison? By
any chance? Is Let's see? I told you you guys,
this is why you can't talk about family members on
the radio, especially they live here in town. Yes, they're
gonna know, they're going to call in, they're gonna be
on the radio, and then they're gonna sue me for
some sort of slander, libel or a home wrecker.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Why would it be a homewrecker recks home.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's her on the phone. Now, let's see, hello, cousin Madison.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Is that you?
Speaker 13 (23:31):
Yeah? Hi?
Speaker 8 (23:32):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Hey? What's going on? How's your how's your morning? What's
going on morning?
Speaker 11 (23:37):
What's going great? This is interesting? And you know, like, ally,
my god, if you don't want me to do any
of that your wedding, then why don't you just tell me?
Why do you have to go on the radio and
like if you don't want to invite.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Me, fine, but let me just tell you, like I
know that your wedding will be like without me.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Nice? Now that's that's that's not nice. You do You
can't say I know your wedding will be lame without me.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I mean, I'm I'm the life of the party. I
bring a lot of fun to wedding.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
So you're saying you're doing her a favor by showing up,
You're entertaining. You're going to show up, take the mic
from the DJ, do a little twerk and do a
little stand up, do a little funny dance where you
do the worm? Are you gonna do the worm?
Speaker 11 (24:26):
I mean, listen, who knows?
Speaker 4 (24:28):
But I didn't. I didn't say I was or wasn't
going to do that.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
But I can tell you that people love when I
do get on the mic and I dance and I entertain,
and they take their phones out and they laugh and
everyone's having a great time.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
But then it doesn't become about Then it's not about
Ellie's wedding anymore.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Then it's about Matt show bad.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
Balance about her. We're there to have a good time
to celebrate her.
Speaker 13 (24:51):
Does she not want us to celebrate Ellie?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
What do you want to say to that? Can you
hear her?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
I can?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I just.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
I really would just like this to be like a
really you know, elegant, classy wedding. You know, I don't
I don't want the shenanigans.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
I really don't.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I don't know why I'm picturing her cousin Jamming on
the Florida Who Let the Dogs Out.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yes, she's got a floor length dress, but she like
raises it up so she can move better.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
She's like, yeah, okay, making it.
Speaker 11 (25:29):
Seem like like without me. I mean, I think her
wedding might be a little boring if that's how she
wants it, Like everyone's just gonna smile at each other,
click their little.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Glasses and just be like every other little lame wedding.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
But that's what she wants, you know, well, not to
be lame, but like she said, she just wanted to
be simple. Wants you to be a little bit more
of a dignified wedding.
Speaker 11 (25:49):
Yeah, but I family loves when I show up to
the function because that's when things get a little lit.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Can I tell you the truth. I'm kind of on
Madison's side a little bit, and you guys might be
able to talk me out of it. But I think
it's great when somebody who's fun comes to we all.
It's like when you have a party, it's like, oh
my god, you got to invite so and so because
they are the life of the party, and without them,
there at the party. It's kind of like people sit
there politely with their paper plates and their napkins and
their meatballs, and they look at the clock and go
(26:15):
if I stayed long enough, But if Daily shows up,
you think people will leave her wedding by nine o'clock.
Speaker 13 (26:23):
Yeah, they get bored.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Elly, I you know what, I feel bad for you
because I think that your cousin's being a little bit
mean to you. I would never say to my cousin
it's going to be boring. If I'm not there, I
might say.
Speaker 13 (26:35):
Okay, maybe I'm being a little like this is what
I was saying about. This is what I was talking Yeah,
so well, I just want to have a good time
and celebrate your wedding and have.
Speaker 11 (26:46):
A lot of fun, that's all.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Ellie. She's not sure.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
It feels like Madison is trying to do her cousin
a favor but just doesn't see how she's it's coming
off like it's.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
About me, right, because I think you can still have
fun at the wedding and make the wedding fun by
participating in the way that Ellie wants the wedding to be.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
So if Ellie wants this like classy wedding.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Then just be as classy as humanly possible, and then
that's what's gonna make it super fun. But if Ellie
wants a classy wedding and you come out like to
the window to the wall, yeah, that's a different kind
of wedding.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Uh, okay, you know what. We're gonna wrap things up here.
But you know what I will say, you know, Madison,
a couple of things. First of all, guys via text
messages they want to meet you because you sound like
a lot of fun. At the same time, now, you know,
the message is that Ellie doesn't want you to grab
the DJ's mic and dance on the table and to
work at the wedding. You're an adult. You can manage that,
(27:48):
right absolutely. Yeah, okay, all right, I'm gonna leave it
to you where it goes from here. I'll get the
guy's number for you. It says, hold up, everybody is
cousin Maddie single, because I want to lock that down. Yeah,
she sounds fun. She's got to just take it down
a notch, like I would love to do the soul
trend line with Maddie. Somebody else says, sounds like the
(28:09):
kind of wedding that would be held at Cowboy Jacks. Yeah,
and I don't disagree. We gotta we gotta run. Thank you,
Ellie and medisone that's proven once again that too many
people listen to Katie wib There's got to be something
we can do about that, because how can we talk
crap about somebody without that person hearing about it.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
That's my that's my big issue every day names.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I wouldn't have the b A ls to call in
and be like, wait.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
A minute, well, clearly Maddy does.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Maddie absolutely does. Does Maddy hears about herself on the radio,
She's gonna call in all right, thanks for that one.
Any comments send me a text at Katie, will you
be one five, three, nine to two one. We we
got your keyword for Kendrick and Sissah. I think we're
gonna do it right now. What is the keyword? Woni?
You got it in front of you? Is squabble? Squabble
(28:56):
is your keyword? And do you grab your phone and
text that to get your tickets? I got a text message.
It is kind of funny. Oh wait, I've just lost it.
Oh okay. The gist of it is, oh you see
it too. Well, I don't know which one you're looking at.
About the roundabouts?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Oh oh, I see it.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, the roundabouts basically what it's.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
A random text to see in a sea of all
these texts talking about group therapy and like Matty Ellie,
you know what tucks about roundabouts?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
No, let's read about Maddie and Ellie for a second,
because that was really interesting. Madison is so rude. Case
in point, she turned herself into the main character of
group Therapy.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, literally made point.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I was just shocked when Vaughn said she was on
the phone. I said, yeah, we get this all the time.
People will be like, yeah, that's me. No, it actually
really was her because she had the name right. But
Madison doesn't belong at any weddings. She belongs on the street. Okay,
she's for these streets. Madison sounds truly awful. I wouldn't
want her at my wedding. She doesn't sound fun. She
(30:00):
sounds rude and obnoxious. Do you think that? See, I'm
kind of on Madison's side. She just want because she
just wants to bring a little fun to the wedding.
I compared her to Steve Lettart when Steve would show
up at a party you knew it was gonna be fun,
and Steve would put the the not the literal, but
the but the lampshade on his head.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah. Well, I think the way that Madison framed it,
it made it seem like, oh, well, I'm just there
to make sure that it's a fun time for you.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
But she's not doing it for Ellie. She's doing it
for herself.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
I was gonna say Steve when he was at parties
and stuff, Steve knew when to pull back, knowing I
was trying at that point. Was Madison feels like, Yeah,
she's gonna have a good time, She's gonna try to
entertain people, but at some point you need to know
that it's not your wedding. Whether it was Ellie's or
she said it where her sister's was the first wedding,
just know when to pull back.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Madison has literally made Ellie's point by calling into the
radio station and taking over her moment and becoming the
main character. Don't invite her. It's gonna be worse now, Madison,
don't go save money on a gift. Does anybody feel
like I do? Think Madison honestly feels that she's adding
something to the party. It's very possible that it's like
your relative that can't sing that thinks she can sing.
(31:13):
So she sings and you go, wow, Grace Lynn, that
was really good. The meantime, you get out the car
with your partner and go, God, when is somebody gonna
tell Grace Lynn she can't sing? Do you think that
Madison's got the same problem?
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
No, for sure, think she does.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah, No, one's telling her and now she's got the moment.
Can I read this next message that says my husband
had an older neighbor guy who used to bring a
gag bag to weddings. It contained a whoopy cushion that
he would put under an older auntie, ice cubes with
flies in it. He would drop into someone's drink and
then glasses got googly glasses to pretend pregnant stummach that
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he would wear to.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Dance with the bride for the dollar dance. Dave, this
sounds like a thing you would do.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
I would whoop Dave's ask if he came to my
wedding with Matthew tricks like a saturd tricks.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Is this a big you know? Write that down, Jenny,
because I might actually do it. Thanks. That was a
lot of fun. Okay, the keyword we did the keyword. Okay,
we're talking about roundabouts. I don't want to change the subject.
But somebody text it in and said, why are there roundabouts?
Why do we have roundabouts? They're the stupidest thing ever.
Nobody knows how to use them.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Clearly someone's going through it on their commute this morning.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
If that I don't I like roundabouts? Yeah, well I
think they did. But I mean, I'm not gonna sit
here and talking about roundabouts all day, I think, but
I don't have a problem with roundabouts. What's the problem
with roundabouts?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Jersey has a lot of roundabouts. I thought they only
existed in Jersey and they're just they're everywhere. Yeah, yeah,
I didn't know that. But they're just confusing. I think
people already don't know how to drive, particularly in Jersey,
and I just think that they're stupid because why did
this exist?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It was an intersection before? Was it not right? But moving?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Intersection you all have to stop.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
And like, I agree, Dave, I like roundabouts, but I
have been on plenty round abouts where someone is coming
at me from the wrong side.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
So they clearly came up to the roundabout and treated
it like.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
An intersection, and they were like, well, I have to
go I have to go left, so I'm gonna turn left.
I'm like, no, you go right around to roundabout every
single time. Why are you coming at me? And then
I have to wave my arms like stop, stop, stop,
stop stop, You're doing.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
It wrong, you dummy.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I've never seen people do it wrong and a roundabout
usually it's me that pulls out in front of somebody
who says the right away, and I'm like, oh, yeah,
they get the right away.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Whoops bad because then you don't know what lane you're
supposed to be in because there's.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Usually sometimes there's yeah here everywhere. Now I saw them.
They're in Colorado, they've been there for ten years. They're
all over Minnesota. They're replacing all kinds of regular intersections
with a roundabout. I think if it saves lives and
keeps traffic moving, shut up and find something else to
complain about.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Someone texted in saying this roundabout person from Prior Lake,
because that's the main topic on our citizens page right
now is roundabouts.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
On the Prior Lake Citizen page, do you hate them
or do you love them? Somebody else said, look up
the facts. They're safer and quicker, they keep traffic moving.
I just they're annoying because nobody knows how to do them.
I think everybody knows how. There's the occasional person that
also doesn't know how to stop at his four way
stop signer. It's like, okay, you go, no you go,
no you go, and then.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
You're all just sitting there waving at each other by
how's it going.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I have a problem with him, But if you do,
let me let me know how we went from weddings
and Madison to round God, we cover everything. I'm KDWGB.
We're gonna do. We're gonna play a little song here first,
because we had a lot of requests for this song.
And yes, radio stations like this one still play requests occasionally.
Let's do it apt. Then we're gonna play Dave Tank,
(34:37):
I wanna support your invention, and we'll talk about it next.
God one in the morning, Oh my god, this is
one of the best hours of radio. I remember. I
came in in a mood like we're gonna be okay today,
but it's actually turned into a really good show. Yeah,
because the song man I Feel like a Woman came
up on the show. We played that played that banger.
That was awesome. And then we were doing like an
(35:00):
average group therapy that blew up when the person they
were talking trash about was listening to the radio and
called in, Yes, oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
That's a fear of mine. Anytime we're like, oh, I
want to call out my bully.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
And then my bully.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
You do it all the time because you grew up
here to be like, yeah, Craig Smith used to bully
me in fifth grade and say I look like a pig.
And then Craig Smith is listening, Yeah, exactly, okay, And
then we segued into roundabouts.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, super good segues.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Let me tell you, people talk about doge and they
don't get as wound up as they do about roundabouts.
So what do you think about roundabouts? Really a couple
of quick little text messages that always happens when roundabouts
are new. People complain about it for a little bit,
then a year later you're like, hey, this is actually
pretty cool. The worst thing about the well they say
(35:50):
that if you everybody in the roundabout has the right
away if you're waiting at the roundabout you do not
have the right away. I don't mind them. Yeah, I
like I like them.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
You just have to like if you miss your turn,
oh crap, you just keep going around and around again,
stopping back up.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
In European vacation, when the the Griswold family gets stuck
in around about all night, all night, all.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Night, they can't figure out how to get out.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Oh no time for Dave Tank. Welcome to the tank.
I will hear your invention of fictional invention, and then
I will venmo you twenty dollars to invest in your invention.
Now entering the tank, Bailey j hes Hell Hell Theater,
(36:36):
wanna be nerd and spas from Minneapolis, Minnesota and Bailey.
What do you have to what is your invention?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Thank you, Dave.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I would like to invent something called a lotion vat
and pick a upper Okay, a lotion vat and pick
a upper yepper. It's a it's a dual machine because
my skin is so dry because of the wintertime that
I have this little claw kind of like the claw
machines at an arcade. The claw is going to pick
me up by the head and it's gonna lift me
(37:06):
up and then dip me into a vat of lotion.
It takes too long to put lotion on my skin
after a shower. I can't reach the small of my back.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Just give you a good shake afterwards.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Well, it dips you in once, dips you in twice
because you really need to get that moisture in there. Yeah,
and then it just kind of not shakes you around,
but maybe just kind of spins you in a little circle. Okay,
we get it, and then puts you into your.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Okay, we get it.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Okay, Rubbing lotion on your body takes more time than
all that happening.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, tell that.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Now I stand on a little bitty rug. It picks
me up there.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
All right, we did it. Swills Now entering the tank.
Vontavious Carl Leak, twenty three year old young man on
the radio from Minneapolis, Minnesota. What is in the tank today?
It's called the chat gp me.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Everybody loves using chat GPT to get through the finer
things in life. And when I say the finer things,
I'm talking about homework. When you need to write a
to earn an email to your boss, the chat gp
me will help you not only do that email of
that homework assignment, but the me part it makes it
actually sound like you. Chat GPT will put some words
in like oh, according to my last email, but that's
(38:16):
not what VAT would say.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
So the chat gp me is very personalized.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
I told you once right, it's personalized and knows what
you would say, so it actually sounds like you.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
You don't have to do a damn thing. Now, entering
the tank a young man named Dave Ryan, Dave Ryan
and who is a member of MENSA Motorcyclist Magician. Okay, Dave,
what do you got in the tank? Well, thank you, sir.
Mine is the Coffee Litmus Strip, the Coffee Litmus Trip.
As we all been to Cariboo and sometimes it's delicious,
sometimes it tastes like garbage swill. So you take the
(38:48):
Coffee Litmus Strip. When they hand you your coffee, you
dip it in there and it tells you whether it's
good or bad, and then if it's bad, you hand
it back and say, hey, I want a batter coffee.
This is garbage. According the Coffee.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Litmus Trip, does it turn when it's bad?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Well, I haven't gotten that far into development.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Now, that's the thing writing that down against you with development.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
So what's going to happen is you tell me your invention,
your fake invention, and I will then give the best
invention twenty dollars cash. All MoU for twenty dollars cash
for development. So let's do it right now. If you've
got a if you've got any sort of a Dave
Tank invention, call me at six' five to, one nine
(39:28):
to eight NINE kdwb and we'll do that in just a.
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