May 21, 2025 • 43 mins
We create another AI song for teachers, hear back from Natalie about taking her 3 year old to Post Malone, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Down on YouTube every morning starting at seven am, just
search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I thought about whether I should talk about this on
the radio, but we talk about pretty much everything on
the radio. I thought I caused a car accident last night.
Oh now, okay, So Carson and I are going to
the movie and it's raining, so the roads were a
little bit slippery ish, and in chan Hassen there's a
certain area where they've done road construction and so all
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the traffic is now not on Galpin, it's on Highway
forty one. So to get on forty one you have
to turn across two lanes of traffic. So you're not
just making a right turn. You're turning left. So you're
turning you got to be clear from both directions. Okay,
does that make sense? Yeah, okay, it's ridiculous. During rush hour,
you can sit there for five minutes waiting for a
(00:50):
break in traffic. So we got there and I thought, okay,
here's a break, and it wasn't much of a break.
But I tried to turn left and the car that
could have decided to slow down for me. You know,
if somebody turns in front of you, you don't hit them,
You slow down for them a little bit if you
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need to, you know what I mean, Especially so I
turn in front of this car. They're not going to
slow down. They are not going to slow down. They
were racing side by side with me while I'm trying
to get in, and I thought they'd let me in. No,
they would not let me in. And this was my fault.
I shouldn't have made this risky turn. Anyway. They zip
in front of me, coming in front of me, right
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head on as a truck. A truck is coming right
at me. I zoomed in behind this car that wouldn't
let me in, and the truck boom just goes by.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Humh.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And I get up a mile or two and there's
a Sheriff's truck Sheriff's car racing toward that intersection.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I get up another half mile. There's two Sheriff's cars
racing toward that intersection. And I thought, what if I
didn't look in my rear view mirror and that truck
swerved and went in the ditch hit somebody.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, And I.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Was like, oh my god, I think I caused an accident.
And so I called Susan and I said, I think
I might have caused an accident. I said, can you
drive down to the corner of this and this? And
she's like, she takes a minute, and I'm sitting on
pins and needles, you guys, And then she text back
and said, nope, it's clear.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh good.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
But I was like so scared that I made somebody
swerve into a tree or a ditch, and I'm just
thinking about, Well, the first thing I would do is
I would go back and say I think I caused
this accident because I'm just there's no way I'm not
going to But it was just one of those dumb
moves where I thought I could pull in front of
a car that was going a little faster than I
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thought that I thought would maybe slow down. They did not.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, not their fault, but also it is a little
bit like you're supposed to you share the road, so
them not slowing down at all and just gunning it,
because I always hate that when I'm trying to like
merge and the other person's not letting me.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's like you're supposed to share the road.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So it's not just all on you, I would say,
it's also on that person who wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Let you in. I would have let me in, right.
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
People I'm that person. I'm the person that's like, no,
you didn't have the right of way.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, but you're all it's a share. I did not
have the right away, You're right, And I guess that.
I think my thing is they saw the situation. They
could have been courteous, kind of like when somebody wants
to pull in front of me, I'll let them pull
in front of me. It's like I'm not in that
big of a hurry anyway. So we'll talk about that
another time, but I just wanted to share that Bailey
has a story too.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
So over the weekend, I was at a big old
speech tournament and I was with a lot of different
adult people. And some of these people are women who
are single women like me, who live alone or they
live with family and they.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Have a cat or a couple of cats.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
And I would be talking to these women and while
they were like delightful in john, like easy to talk to,
there's like a part of me where we were having
these conversations about their lives and I was just like, Ugh,
this poor woman, Like wow, she's kind of boring, or
like this is her life. Wow, how how lame is that?
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And then I was like, wait a second, is that me?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Am? I this sad am, I this sad like cat
lady woman.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
And it's not that, Like, I don't I don't think
having a cat is lame.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Obviously, I love my cat.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I talk about my cat all the time because he's
the love of my life and he's the.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Only I think that's when it becomes a little bit lame,
to be honest with you, But yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
To you, okay, like I don't want, I don't need
you to like pass a judgment a cat.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You don't care what I think, but I think that
you you are. You made judgments about these.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Women, well not to their face like you're doing.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
To me right now now because you and I are
friends and I'm kind of giving.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
You a hard time, But it was it was just
that like these I guess it's a feeling or like
a vibe where there's a cat lady who is a bummer,
and then there's a cat lady who's just like a
single woman who's cool, who lives alone with a cat.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, I think defining yourself as a cat lady is
kind of the issue. I don't think if you as
a cat lady. I think if you use kind of cool, quirky,
theater kind of a girl and you're a friend of mine,
I give you a hard time. But you do not
want to fall in the category of oh, Bailey, Yeah,
she's a cat lady, right, but she is.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
But I also don't think that cat lady is the
same definition as it was five years ago. I think
it's like cool and it's awesome to be a single,
independent woman who also has a cat is obsessed with
their cat, So you do define yourself as a cat lady.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I want to know where the line is between cool,
independent woman who has a cat and this like kind
of sad soul who probably just never got married or
never really moved out of Hobimer, still lives with their
family or whatever, and also has cats. Like. I don't
want to be like the warm pea version of a
cat lady. I want to be like the cool like
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I make cocktails at night and I have a cat.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I think because you go out and about all the time,
maybe one thing if you sat in your house constantly
with your cat, or even if you had multiple cats,
would you live a very exciting life?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
These women that you were with this weekend is a
matter of like kind of speech is their life, and
outside of that, they don't do a whole lot else
and none.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Necessarily I think they're just because speech is kind of
my life, I feel, But which was also kind of
added to it where it was like, oh crap, Like
here's all of these women who make this activity their
whole life. And then they also have pictures of their
cats that they're showing me, and I'm like, oh, oh no,
But then I would be also showing pictures of my cats,
So then I thought, oh, this is well, this is weird.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
It was just like a strange comparison to be considering
because I didn't want to be like the lame woman
who has a cat who is sad and lives alone.
I want to be a cool woman who lives alone.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Well, you could make an analogy, like you could take
the guy who's like the male version of a cat.
He owns a pet snake. Where does he live Mom's basement?
He loves playing video games, he loves eating flame and
hot cheetos and drinking you know, like blue mountain dew. Yes,
I mean that, And you do people sit there and go, oh,
we're not judging if we judge all the time. Yeah,
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we judge all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
And that is like the male equivalent to what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, and I know not that.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, you live by yourself, you do things on your own.
You love your cat because everyone loves the pet that
they have. I feel like it's just such a weird
stereotype to be like, I'm obsessed with dogs.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I love dogs. I post the.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Dogs I watch on my Instagram stories all the time.
What's the difference between that and you posting about your
cat all the time?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I wish we had more time. We were running super late.
I wish we can talk more about this coming up
in a second. But we are going to do the
AI song of the Day and we need some AI
song title suggestions. If you have a song title suggestion,
we're gonna plug it into AI and see what we
come up with. Maybe the song title is Bailey as
a cat Lady. Oh, we'll do that next on Katie
Watch You b is Bailey a cat Lady Bailey. This
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is something that I think that people wonder is like, Okay,
am I becoming this person that I like you were
a little bit judgy about these older women who one
lives with their brother and she's all about cats, and
she's maybe, you know, I don't know. We want to
say nerdy or alone.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I mean, I'm nerdy.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I think the only thing, the thing that I was
I'm worried about is that I don't want to turn
into like a weird, sad cat lady that everyone kind
of pities.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I don't want to be one of those. I want
to be like a cool lady that is.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, she's single and she lives alone, but she's still
cool and has a cat versus like the sad, weird
one to be pitied.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
There's I think there's definitely a line there, and.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm like, pity, did you pity these girls?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I mean, I didn't I feel like judged. It's yeah,
I was judgy, but like I'm I feel like I'm
being judgy because I'm worrying for myself.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You know, well, I'm glad you admit that we're judging,
because we sit there and go, oh, I'm not judging,
but we judge all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Right, I'm not going to judge them. I'm not gonna
be like, wow, that's your life. How boring and sad.
Is that because I don't think their lives are boring
and sad. I just don't want that for my life.
And so that's why I was a judgy.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
In my brain where I'm like, oh no, I don't
want this for my life. So now I'm worried. And
that's where I was with the whole like line where
I'm like, have I crossed the line where people pity me?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
And I just don't want people to.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh no, no, I don't know. I didn't know you're
not there yet, not that. No, I don't think I'm
toning the pity line anyway. So we do this. We
discovered this program it's called Songs into Lyric No Lyrics
into Song dot Ai and it's amazing and it's magical
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and we have been using it once a week to
write a song. So today's song is teachers last week
of school because this is it's either the last week
or it's the last couple of weeks. So we need
a music style. What style should we make it? And
we can make it anything we want. We can make
could hip hop, country, mom pop, whatever we want to
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make it.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I think it should be upbeat, like a cheerleading type.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Have we done the nineties sitcom type yet? No? I
don't think we have to go somewhere else. Are you thinking?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I'm thinking like a Hey Mickey type, you know, like
like a wo Okay, okay, with what would.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That genre be? Put in there?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
As the cheerleader pop cheerleader cheerleading.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Type, heymickey type. Okay, Now we need lyrics. Okay, we
need some lyrics.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Okay, teachats last.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Week of school, so things that are no more. It's
let's bust out the wine.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Oh yeah, well, let's yeah, let's bust out the wine.
Put the homework through the shredder.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Let's see because we're finally free and our days are
getting better. Okay, next part doesn't have to rhyme yet.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Finally free, our days are getting better. No more rug
rats running around, No.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
More rugs running around, no more no more bland coffee
from the break room.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
That doesn't rhyme. It doesn't have to. It's a bay.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It depends on what meter you're using. I prefer the
iambic pentameter. Right, okay, shakes, I got Let's bust out
the wine, put the homework through the sweater because we're
finally free. Our days are getting better. No more rugrats
running around, no more put those screens down.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yes, I like.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
It's the last week of let's put those phones down.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, put those phones down.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's the last week of schools, common suckers. So no
rhyming with this next one? Is that the final one
of that?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Uh? Should it rhyme with down? Sure? Ye? What was
your Ryan tedder would run circles around us. We're not
a professional songwriters, all right?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Was your last line really drunk and hit the town?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Let's get drunk, hit the town.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Time to bust out the bikinis. No, we're having to
see those weenies.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Alright, hold on, okay that we're gonna we're gonna pull
back on that one.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Teachers last, okay, teachers, Here comes the chorus.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Okay, it's it's party bus time.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I know so many teachers that go on party buses
to end up their end their year.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's party bus time. What what's a we don't commit
a crime? Oh yeah, no, time to commit some crime.
Time to commit some crime. Mm hmm, school admin.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Can those kids can suck it?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Careful, keep kids out of parents being rude.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Let's have something with let's get drunk, naked and crude.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Okay, okay naked. Well, honestly, teachers they get it on.
I'm right, how many teachers you know that started dating
each other? Bkinis was a lot, though teachers date each
other but a little bit. Yeah, bikinis a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I don't imagine like my teacher, my algebra teacher, missus
a party bus and putting her bikini on.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
He's gonna take a minute to to lyricize.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Okay. I love teachers. Teachers are my favorite people.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
While we're waiting for that, let me tell you about
some things that you should know about in the Twin Cities. Yeah, well,
holiday station stores they do have great deals. And right
now you can get two red bulls and then one free.
So the further price of two by two, get one free.
Mixed match anywhere, and he's it's honestly everywhere it's Holiday
station stores. And I know, like people come at me
that live in the northern or like outskirts suburbs, and
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they're like, Jenny, it's called circle k now, well that's
the same. It's just like out there they call it circle.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Ok.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
In the Twin Cities, it's still a holiday station stores.
So go get your energy drinks at holiday red Bull.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Okay, I'll give you one more little stall tactic here.
The Wolves got smothered last night by Oka. See. It
was like ndred and seven teen to eighty eight something
like that. So it's not looking real good right now.
But they're still in it and they play okay see
and then they I think they play here on Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Wolves in six.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Well, no, I could still be Wolves in five if
they win the next four. It's I mean, after last
night's display.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's yeah, we are one hour commercial free. We're on YouTube,
Dave Ryan TV on YouTube. And jelly Roll was in
town last night. Jelly Roll paid a visit to the
Sheriff's department and talked to a bunch of people who
were there, and they gave him like an honorary key
to the jail. That's so cool that is, And jelly
Roll said, hey, man, like, don't you know, keep keep learning,
keep doing, keep growing while you're in jail. And so
(14:40):
I thought it was really cool. Jelly Roll just seems
to be a really good quality human that kind of
learned that he didn't want to be a you know,
lead a life of debauchery.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, rattle arousing, mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I also saw a video of post Malone at the
concert and it's weird because I watch him and I
think is he hot?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And I can't tell. I think he's how it?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, like outfit.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I wasn't say it's his entire vibe is what it's
hot about him? If you put him just in the mall,
you walk past him at Ridgeedale and you see him
as a normal person, No, absolutely not, I'm knocking twice.
But watching him on stage, oh yeah, do a little
hip thrust in there, just a.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Little bootcut jeans and a little boats and his little
stripy shirt.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And I was like, is this is this hot?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
If you if he was changing your like you know,
your carburetor, working on your carburetor over at Firestone, you'd
be like, who's the guy?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Actually? That might he fit with that character as well.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
But like I said, you just pass him on like
a street, you're probably not going to think twice.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
We are ready now with the song? Are you ready? Hey?
It's called Teachers Last Week of School, generated by AI.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Here we go, let's up the lines, put the homework
through the shredder because we're finer, free, our days are
getting better. Don't want stress running over, don't more put
those phones down. It's the last week of school. Let's
get drunk and hit the town teachers. Last week of school,
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it's party bus time.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Time to come in some crime.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Nor let's get drunk, naked and crew.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay, well there's one version.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Okay, let's he here comes another version to baby Shark.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Is similar.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Let's bust out the wine, put the homework through the
shredder because we're finally free.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Our days are getting better.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
No more rugs running around, no more put those phones down.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
If the last week of school, let's get drunk and hit.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
The sound teachers.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Last week school, party bus time?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Son you some crime? No more arents being rude. Let's
get drunk.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Naked and crude. I think we needed one more line
after drunk naked and rude. So well, there you go.
You're a teacher. Tell us what you like it or not.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
The second one was better?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You like the second one?
Speaker 8 (17:24):
Beat?
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
The first one was giving baby shit was too Miss Rachel.
It was too like, we're gonna put PBS on and
this is a song that's gonna play, question that's playing.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Drunk naked and crude.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Okay, So there it is. There is your AI song
of the Week on k Ryan Show one on one
point three kd w B. In about another five minutes,
we're gonna call that mom that was going to take
her three and a half year old to post belone
last night and see whether she took him or not.
I texted her yesterday and she said base, I said,
don't tell me. I said, surprise me on the air
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Wednesday morning at seven thirty. And she's like, I think
she already knew yesterday, but I don't know what her
decision was. We'll find out in a moment. Megan Markle
says motherhood is a little tougher than she imagined.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Before I was a mom, I was like, oh gosh,
I'm gonna give a speech with a baby on my hip.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I had a whole vision. I was like, I'm just
gonna you fast forward.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Granted I had a lot of external things happening by
the time I had both pregnancies and both babies, but
it was not the way I envisioned it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
The Internet seems to think that Morgan Wallen's song Miami
sounds a lot like Alvin and the chipmunks. Let's check.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
He got me am I for a couple of days.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Now they don't need the same as.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
They forget to say my food as her say what
the hell is already gonna do?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
And I don't really hear it.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I don't either.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
But Morgan Wallen, now that I listened to him more,
he's kind of like the t pain of country music.
There's all there's like an auto tune to his songs
like that that felt like it was auto.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Tune his voice. He does have a good voice.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I'm not a fan of him still, but like, he
has a good voice, but.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
He had like auto tunes.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
It.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
That is the perfect comparison because he's doing collapse also
just like the random not the randomness, but like him
at Tate McRae was not when I saw coming, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I was a little bit surprised about that one too.
Yeah for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
I saw that they're making a Whack a Mole movie,
which I guess is the next in the line of
like you know how they have an Angry Birds movie
and all that stuff. So there's no no word on
the plot yet. It's not even clear if Mattel has
it figured out so like, but Mattel's behind it, and
we should be getting that. They're just saying it's gonna
be an a wild, action packed ride for the big screen,
and I think it's gonna be dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You know, if they can make a wreck It Ralph
into a movie that I liked, then they can turn
wackam Mole into a good movie.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
You feel like, Rerecord Ralph is a likable plot. Whack
a Mole is like, like what hungry, hungry hippo. Now
that's a game you should turn to a movie.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Well, they did with Minecraft, and Minecraft was one of
the top selling movies, like of all time probably, I
don't know. It was a big one. Man. This is
a kind of crazy story.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I saw Sarah Silverman post this clip yesterday about revealing
that her grandfather actually killed her baby brother. So this
is kind of disturbing in a bit of a trigger warning,
I feel like. But she was doing an interview with
Rolling Stone and she said that she was lied to
for years about what happened to her baby brother. Basically,
in twenty twenty two, her dad attended her Broadway show
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five nights in a row when the show included a
joke about her brother's death, and in her dressing room
her dad came in on the fifth night and dropped
the bombshell that her grandparents were babysitting and her brother
grew frustrated with the grandparents, grew frustrated with her brother and.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Shook him to death.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh wow, And she didn't know, and then she wrote
a joke about it in her Broadway show and found
out in her dressing room after her dad was like, oh, hey,
by the way, the way yeah, probably to be like,
maybe don't have that in there, but also like how
did she know?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
So not, I mean, not the best story.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I think. I told you how when Carson was very little,
I could understand why somebody would be so to the
end of their rope. I don't understand, but I do,
because Carson was crying. He had colic, and for the
first two months of his life he cried when he
wasn't eating or sleeping. He was crying when when when? When? Constantly?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And I remember one time I was holding him and
bouncing on my knee or whatever, and I could understand.
I didn't come close, but I could understand how somebody
would want to say just stop, yeah, crying, And I
set him on the floor until I calm him down. Yeah,
oh no, Yeah, it's a yeah. Just if you are
a new mom or dad and you find yourself getting
really frustrated, ain't nothing wrong with putting that baby on
(21:48):
the floor, the baby to the neighbor, but the baby
in the crib. Just don't ever, And especially if you're
like a date, not daycare, but like a babysitter or whatever. Yeah,
care about that stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, and I give you some hard hitting news. Actually,
Whoopy Goldberg revealed that she hasn't worn a bra in
fifty years.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
You guys, this is your day, whoopy ewes. But also,
why do we care?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
She is sixty nine years old, so that means she
hasn't worn one since she was nineteen years old.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
She says, I don't mind if they hit the floor.
Power to you, whoopause.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Can I tell you one thing about like I'm all
for if you don't want to wear a bra, don't
wear a bra.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
However, one of my friend's mom's growing up swears by
the fact that her boobs are so very perky at
the age that she's at because she's always worn a bra,
but also would wear a sports brad to bed.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
So if you're interested in keeping the.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Girls high and not down to your knees, maybe check
into that. But if you'd rather just let them be
free burden, then also do that free baby, free bird
day day, free birds every day.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah you could use the sports.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, no, seriously, there's times, you know how most guys
usually wear like a just a plain white T shirt
underneath certain shirts because like they just don't want you
just that but like see through it. Dave doesn't do that.
He just wears the white shirt and then you can
see right through it. Today, you're good. Today You've got
a sturdy Harley Davidson shirt on.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It's very sturdy shirt.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yea, and uh dirty is brought to you by sixty
one two Injured Heimer and Lamber's Injury Law. Let's talk
to the mom of the three and a half year
old who is on the phone live right now. We
don't want to use your real name. What fake name
did we give you the other day? Do you remember Natalie? Natalie? Okay,
not your real name, Natalie. We're all dying to know.
Did you take your three and a half year old
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son to post malone?
Speaker 8 (23:39):
We did not.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
What what tell me about the decision.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
I mean, there were a couple of factors, like obviously
the rain, thinking about timing.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Did you go, no, you didn't go? Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
No. The biggest we don't have babies there like that.
But the biggest thing, honestly was like I just could
not get it out of my head, exposing him to
that much smoke. That was just the biggest thing that
I know. It sounds so dumb though, no, not at
all to start, but like, that's just one thing that
I can't do to my three year old three and
a half year old.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
So so and your partner was in agreement with all
this whole show.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah, okay, okay, So the next time post Alone comes
through town, then.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Exactly, maybe you put an N ninety five mask on
that kid. You'll be just fine.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Now.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
I think we're gonna be like a little at home
Postalone concert this weekend, though, like find some YouTube videos
performing and jam out in our living room.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
That'd be cute, and that'd be a cute memory to
make anyway.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
But yeah, you know what, I'm not surprised. I really
think that I kind of you know, when we talked
to you the other day, I expected somebody's like, I'm
gonna take that kid to that Post Malone show and
nobody gonna tell me how rage my kid. Yeah, but
but I've been talking to you. I could tell you
were a much more grounded, reasonable person. I kind of
figured that you weren't gonna go.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I thought she was going to be smoking weed with
the people next door and then being like, you'll be fine,
honey in a few years, goes.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Gay care the next day smelling like weed. Wow.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
I wontn't know how bad the smoking was, because I
think a Detroit people were just like, he's up there
smoking a sig. But like I said the other day,
I think Post Malona is going up there sometimes like
high on more than cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Did he sit and smoke SIGs in the middle of
his set?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's what I heard. There were thousands of people who went,
A lot of them were listening this morning. Let us
know whether he smoked through the entire show. I think
it's part of his part of his you know, his demeanor, demeanor,
and then you take the cigarette, you stick it between
the strings up on the neck of the guitar. That's
what a badass guitar player does just you put it
(25:45):
up on the the the nut of the guitar, guitars
smoking guitars smoking between back up and you're like interesting,
Thanks so very much, Thanks so very much. The Beatles,
Elton John that's a Southern accent.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
That was not a Southern accent.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Thanks so very much.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
That is way more British almost sounding, and.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
You don't know. All right, thank you for fake Natalie.
I appreciate you being on. You're a good mama.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Oh, thank have a wonderful bad you guys by life.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Did he smoke a lot at the show last night?
Let us know. We're now we're curious, how we want
to know?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Said, yes, he smoked. It wasn't the whole show.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It was about a quarter of it smoked and chewed tobacco.
But I think we're talking stags, not just weed. There's
someone on the phone.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh, there is Lauren Is on the phone. Who is it?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Lauren? Hi?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Lauren, Hi? You went to the show last night? What'd
you see?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Oh my gosh, it was so much fun. First off,
But yes, he did smoke a few cigarettes throughout his sets,
and there were people like hitting babes and me and
my stepmam would look at each other and we're like,
that's definitely pot But it wasn't like in your faith.
I would say the worst smoke was from the fireworks
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that were going off.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Oh oh man, A three year old would have hated fireworks.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
I think I think it was probably a good idea.
The three year old didn't go and we were there
until at least midnight.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Wow, wait, the show went till midnight.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
He came out at like nine fifteen.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
We were leaving at like eleven forty five midnight.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
A long show.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Dang, so good.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
It was so good.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I was jelly roll.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Fantastic. It felt a little bit like I was at church.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, I kind of heard that about him, but really
I didn't know that.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
A lot of I didn't believe it.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
But he really was out there saving people.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
So I've heard a lot of like interviews or just
post or jelly roll, even like on American Idol, just saying.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Like, you want to change your future, you gotta get
out there and you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Just like, yeah, it sounds like he's at a church,
and it's funny, it's motivational.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
It was very inspirational. And motivational, and he was the
head of county like jail right before the show, yep,
pumping up those friends.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Lauren, can you confirm this?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Someone texted in and said that somebody was giving him
drinks post alone all night, and so he had red
solo cups lining the walkway.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yes, everywhere he went there was a red solo cup.
And then a guy would like walk out in between
songs and hand him one. And then I was like,
how do I get that job?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Lauren thinks, yeah, thanks for checking in. And by the way,
if Jelly Roller is listening, our number is six five
one nine to eight nine KTWB because you know, chances
are he's on the tour bus, have a little breakfast
listening to kt WB.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
We could use the motivation if Jelly Roll wants to
come in and preach a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, wouldn't be cool if you heard it on the
radio and he's like, I'm gonna come by. I'm gonna
come by, and then like come by and I'm gonna
I'm gonna straighten you guys out.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
You can change your life, just change He needs to
straighten out the most of all of us, of us four.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Time or that all the time. We are going to
do Name that Tune on kd w B. It is
kind of a fun game. Last week you guys said
it was too easy. So who is playing against whom
today on Name that Tune?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's going to be myself, Jenny against spot.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Has it that vont made a new intro for Name
that tune?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
An intro? Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Harmony? Hold on, thank you, Vontley choir, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
That was that harmony? That was not harmony, that was disharmony.
I think yeah. I will give you a clue to
the song. These are all songs that you would have
heard on KDWB. There's your hint right now. They're not new,
but they're not that old either, and you'll know every
single one of these songs. I will give you a clue. Then,
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Jenny is going to go first. You will bid in
number of seconds how many seconds you need to name
this tune? Here we go was song number one. If
you really like this song, you might be able to
pick it up. But good will.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Okay, okay, I'm Jenny's first. I can name that song
in two seconds.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Okay, Jenny named that tune Jenny thriftshop?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
So good?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Was it too easy? I?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
The good Will one was a good It was a
really good clue that I struggled with at first, but
I did get it.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I should have got that. I used to say Maclamore
was a better rapper than jay Z.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I know.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Family, all right? Next one, song number two. This song
was written and recorded by a sixteen year old artist
that goes by one name, not Chaer, not Madonna, not
Elvis Vaughant. What do you bid, Jenny?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I can name that tune in two songs, Okay, two seconds? Okay, Vaughan?
Do you name that too?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Royals? Lord?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
She was sixteen when she did that song.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
She was sixteen.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Wow, I love the song.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Our next song song number three? Are they from Pierre
Saint Paul Sacramento, Denver? I'm not sure, but I sure
like this song.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Oh, okay, includes way, Okay, I will name that tune
in three.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Seconds, Jenny, I can name that tune in two seconds. Okay,
I thought name that tune. Can I hear it one
more time?
Speaker 5 (31:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I don't know, Okay, Jenny, what is the song? Give
any idea?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
I can't think of the name, but I get the point.
No matter what you do, get that point.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
It's capital cities.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
See, I would have been able to name the.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Band Safe and Sound. Yeah, that's why pier St Paul
Sacramento in Denver. You see. Yes, Okay, next song, here
we go. Name that tune. The video for this song
takes place at a wedding. But did the bride really
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wear bluish purple? I'm gonna give you a minute to
think about it.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Bluish purple?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
The video for this song takes place at a wedding.
Did the bride really wear bluish purple? I thought you,
bitch first.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Jenny, I can name that tune in three seconds. Okay,
I can name that tune in two seconds, Jenny, I
can name that tune in one set. That tune.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Oh Maroon five? Shuck? Yes, got it all right?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Wait, so explain the clue.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
The video did place take place at a wedding where
they did like a surprise pop up performance out of wedding. Okay,
we all thought it was wonderful, but it was all stage.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Okay, I was gonna say, because we thought we were
told that it was like supposed to be live or something.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, but it was not. Yeah, yeah, it staged and
the bluish purple is maroon.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Smart smart smart?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
All right, next one, name that tune. It's not the
U of m Rouser, but it fits in the same category.
Kind of vaunt bids first today on this on this one?
Is it vont bidding first?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Okay, Jenny, I can name that tune in four seconds. Okay,
I can name it in three seconds. I can name
that tune in two seconds. Okay, I can name it
in one second, right, Jenny, name that tune.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh man, it's like Sarah Burrellas or something like that.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
It's hight song, yes, but yes it is.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I wouldn't have got that good.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Jenny, like a small mode Rachel Platton.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Sun next song? Can you name this tune? The operation
was because the operation was a success. Close them up, nurse,
the operation was a success. Close him up, nurse.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Jenny, you bid first. Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I can name that tune in two seconds?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
All right?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Jenny named that to you ready?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Oh it's Charlie Pooth.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
But I can't think of the or I mean, it's
I don't know, I don't know stitches.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Charlie. I thought that.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
By the way. Let us know if you like this game,
because I really like it. But I wonder if it's
fun to listen to.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
One album cover has like the infamous woman who's like
a nurse and she's got bright red lipstick?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Is it like blink one needy?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
See, that's why that's where my head was. Because you
said stitch them on or whatever it is, that's where
my head was.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Close them up, nurse. Here's your next clue. You can
take a few minutes to reflect on this song by
a handsome heart throb.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I'm first, Yeah, Jenny, I can name that tune in
one second, and that's.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Mirrors justin Timber got it, that's his boy.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What's the score on?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Name that tune on S four and I have three?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Ok, here we go. This could tie it up or
one could walk away with a win. Uh oh. Get
the Keys to the after Life if you want to
hear this song, think about it for a second before
you bid.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, it's a stumper.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Uh oh. Get the Keys to the Afterlife if you
want to hear this song.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
And these are all songs that have been on Katie
WB Jenny, you been first. I can name that on
tune in two seconds, Jenny, I can name that tune
in one second. Okay, name that tune.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
My other guy that's locked out of Heaven brutal mar Yes,
you got it.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Can you say this flu one more time now that
we know?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yes? Uh oh get the Keys to the Afterlife if
you want to hear this song now? Which of those
songs should be playing its entirety? Mirrors, thrift Shop, Mirrors Royals,
Safe and Sound, Sugar Fight Song, Stitches, or Locked out
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of Heaven?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I vote thrift Shop because I think we need something
update upbeat with this.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Rains do it?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Okay, here we go. Let me know what you think.
You name that tune because I really like it, but
I hope it's fun to listen to on the radio
because it's all about you, not about us. Jenny's been
on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Sometimes people post stories on Reddit that are kind of interesting,
So I want to read this one for you and
see what you guys think. The title of it says,
my wife was left alone for three weeks, and honestly
I wish she'd just cheated instead.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Of what she actually did.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Oh what you do?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
So I went to Germany for work, and my wife
didn't really want to come, so I'll hang back water.
The plants do whatever, and it's like cool, you're grown adult,
you do what you want.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
So she was fine.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
But then day two she tried to make sour dough
from scratch using a YouTube video, and what she thought
was yeast was actually epsom salt and the results were
a rock hard bread grenade that cracked our marble countertop.
She named it Crumzilla and displayed it like a trophy.
So that was one. Then she decided, now she's been
alone for three weeks. Then she decided to go all
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raw vegan for some reason and order nineteen pounds of
produce from a sketchy organic site. Half of it arrived moldy,
the other half she juiced exclusively for a week, just juice,
no solids. So she sat at home and ate moldy, old,
disgusting produce. To survive, she pivoted to eating pop tarts
and spoonfuls of peanut butter. Her justification was quote balance. Meanwhile,
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she stopped wearing actual clothes, just bathrobes, the same one
every day, though not multiple, the same bathrobe, but every
single day. By week two, it was seventy percent robe
thirty percent soup stains.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
The dog wouldn't even go buy her.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
So last night I land, I get into town, he says,
and I'm greeted by a living room that smells like
fermented ginger and regret. She runs to hug me, robe
flapping open, holding a jar of pickles in one hand
and a half knitted scarf from the other, because apparently
she also took up knitting to relax her stomach. And
this morning I woke up to her whispering in her sleep.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
I think I'm a kombucha.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Now the dog has literally moved his bed into the
bathroom and won't make eye contact with either.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Of the dog, right.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Is he being dramatic in this story?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Probably, But this man said he literally had to grab
his keys and went out for coffee because he needed
air and he thinks he needs therapy now. So now
he's at a cafe with a silent, traumatized schnauzer with
his dogs. He's brought his dog along, draking espresso, and
he just is questioning his wife and his relationship with
his wife.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
So he literally went away. She did all these weird things.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Seems like she can't really fully function as an adult
without him. Around, and then he just is like, could
have been nice if you just went and cheated on me.
Now I feel like that's an extreme I don't think
that you actually wanted her to do that.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
But sometimes there's funny stories that.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Happen on Reddit that are so unbelievable that I don't
always believe they're real.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Right, because how did he know that in week two
anything happened? Because he wasn't there, And.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
That's what a lot of people are saying. Like some
people are like, this is so funny whatever, and then
someone else was like, you're a great writer. I hope
at least twenty percent of this is true for you
yours he.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Probably did go away, yeah well, or it probably is
married yea, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
And then other people like, why did you marry this woman?
Then if she does all of these.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Things, I would like to think at least fifty percent
of Israel and the other fifty percent. I'm sure he
exaggerated a little bit, but think about the fact that
she ordered from some sketchy organic site and half of
the produce arrived moldy, Like, what who does that?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
I do wonder like because I think about, like when
quarantine first happened, Like, how did you let yourself go
a little bit? Because once you knew you weren't gonna
be seeing people for a while, what did you do
to let yourself go just a little bit?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Because it seems like this woman.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
She's like, well, I'm alone, so I guess I'm just
gonna let myself go a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
When I'm in Colorado for a week, sometimes I will
not take a shower for like four or five days. Yeah,
and then I'll like catch a whiff of something that
smells like old cheese, and.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Then you're like, oh, I'm like, oh that's me yo, yes, exactly,
get in the shower.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
My question is is like, is it not just part
of your routine to think like, hey, I should probably
shower now.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
That's like really not for me. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
I only do it if like my hair looks gross
or if I do like if I smell or something,
but like it's not I don't know, showering doesn't bring
me joy, then you have to.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Dry your hair. But if there's nobody around this, right,
if there's.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
No one around, why bother? Showering brings me so much joy?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I like to just have the shower head, like writing
down on me and I have all of my thoughts
and I just sit there. Sometimes hair I was always
like trying your hair would take forever. I don't wash
my hair more than like twice a week. So no,
it's not every day that I'm just letting the shower
rain on me. But I just love my shower time,
the heat of the water.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Taking a shower for the purpose of enjoyment. Though, Do
you enjoy brushing your teeth every day?
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah, it's great, So you don't, but you do that
every day, but you answered it.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
You do that fun without even thinking about it. It
takes too much time to take a shower. What if
I just want to go to bed.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
If you don't wash your hair, and especially for men
like you, guys don't take long showers.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
What does it take you five minutes to shower?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I'm in there for probably five or ten is I
don't really time myself, but yeah, it's probably five or ten.
I take my time. I do the shampoo first. Yeah, well,
first I pee, because then you get a pee when
you get in the shower. And then I do the shampoo,
wet my hair, do the shampoo, rinse, rinse, rint and
it's got to be all the way rinsed out. Can't
be any slippery soapy stuff left in there. Then I
do the Irish spring, starting at the top, work my
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way down, do the pits, and then uh, and then
I have a charcoal facial scrub I use.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, that's how you look so young.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah, gosh, someone takes it in there, Like, I won't
even sit or lay on my bed if I don't shower.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
A lot of people are like, why would you get
in bed? Why would you get in bed after you've
not taken a shower, Because you're gonna bring your stank
into bed with you and sleep in it.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh, it's gonna be stanky anyway.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
It's your own stank. I don't have a problem with that. Yeah,
I'm wearing my own stank clothes today. Yeah, I don't care.
All right, Thank you, Jenny. It is one on one
point three k D double U B VON and I
little etiquette question for you when it comes to the movies.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
This
Down on YouTube every morning starting at seven am, just
search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I thought about whether I should talk about this on
the radio, but we talk about pretty much everything on
the radio. I thought I caused a car accident last night.
Oh now, okay, So Carson and I are going to
the movie and it's raining, so the roads were a
little bit slippery ish, and in chan Hassen there's a
certain area where they've done road construction and so all
(00:29):
the traffic is now not on Galpin, it's on Highway
forty one. So to get on forty one you have
to turn across two lanes of traffic. So you're not
just making a right turn. You're turning left. So you're
turning you got to be clear from both directions. Okay,
does that make sense? Yeah, okay, it's ridiculous. During rush hour,
you can sit there for five minutes waiting for a
(00:50):
break in traffic. So we got there and I thought, okay,
here's a break, and it wasn't much of a break.
But I tried to turn left and the car that
could have decided to slow down for me. You know,
if somebody turns in front of you, you don't hit them,
You slow down for them a little bit if you
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need to, you know what I mean, Especially so I
turn in front of this car. They're not going to
slow down. They are not going to slow down. They
were racing side by side with me while I'm trying
to get in, and I thought they'd let me in. No,
they would not let me in. And this was my fault.
I shouldn't have made this risky turn. Anyway. They zip
in front of me, coming in front of me, right
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head on as a truck. A truck is coming right
at me. I zoomed in behind this car that wouldn't
let me in, and the truck boom just goes by.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Humh.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And I get up a mile or two and there's
a Sheriff's truck Sheriff's car racing toward that intersection.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I get up another half mile. There's two Sheriff's cars
racing toward that intersection. And I thought, what if I
didn't look in my rear view mirror and that truck
swerved and went in the ditch hit somebody.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, And I.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Was like, oh my god, I think I caused an accident.
And so I called Susan and I said, I think
I might have caused an accident. I said, can you
drive down to the corner of this and this? And
she's like, she takes a minute, and I'm sitting on
pins and needles, you guys, And then she text back
and said, nope, it's clear.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh good.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
But I was like so scared that I made somebody
swerve into a tree or a ditch, and I'm just
thinking about, Well, the first thing I would do is
I would go back and say I think I caused
this accident because I'm just there's no way I'm not
going to But it was just one of those dumb
moves where I thought I could pull in front of
a car that was going a little faster than I
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thought that I thought would maybe slow down. They did not.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, not their fault, but also it is a little
bit like you're supposed to you share the road, so
them not slowing down at all and just gunning it,
because I always hate that when I'm trying to like
merge and the other person's not letting me.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's like you're supposed to share the road.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So it's not just all on you, I would say,
it's also on that person who wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Let you in. I would have let me in, right.
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
People I'm that person. I'm the person that's like, no,
you didn't have the right of way.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, but you're all it's a share. I did not
have the right away, You're right, And I guess that.
I think my thing is they saw the situation. They
could have been courteous, kind of like when somebody wants
to pull in front of me, I'll let them pull
in front of me. It's like I'm not in that
big of a hurry anyway. So we'll talk about that
another time, but I just wanted to share that Bailey
has a story too.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
So over the weekend, I was at a big old
speech tournament and I was with a lot of different
adult people. And some of these people are women who
are single women like me, who live alone or they
live with family and they.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Have a cat or a couple of cats.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
And I would be talking to these women and while
they were like delightful in john, like easy to talk to,
there's like a part of me where we were having
these conversations about their lives and I was just like, Ugh,
this poor woman, Like wow, she's kind of boring, or
like this is her life. Wow, how how lame is that?
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And then I was like, wait a second, is that me?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Am? I this sad am, I this sad like cat
lady woman.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
And it's not that, Like, I don't I don't think
having a cat is lame.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Obviously, I love my cat.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I talk about my cat all the time because he's
the love of my life and he's the.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Only I think that's when it becomes a little bit lame,
to be honest with you, But yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
To you, okay, like I don't want, I don't need
you to like pass a judgment a cat.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You don't care what I think, but I think that
you you are. You made judgments about these.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Women, well not to their face like you're doing.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
To me right now now because you and I are
friends and I'm kind of giving.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
You a hard time, But it was it was just
that like these I guess it's a feeling or like
a vibe where there's a cat lady who is a bummer,
and then there's a cat lady who's just like a
single woman who's cool, who lives alone with a cat.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, I think defining yourself as a cat lady is
kind of the issue. I don't think if you as
a cat lady. I think if you use kind of cool, quirky,
theater kind of a girl and you're a friend of mine,
I give you a hard time. But you do not
want to fall in the category of oh, Bailey, Yeah,
she's a cat lady, right, but she is.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
But I also don't think that cat lady is the
same definition as it was five years ago. I think
it's like cool and it's awesome to be a single,
independent woman who also has a cat is obsessed with
their cat, So you do define yourself as a cat lady.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I want to know where the line is between cool,
independent woman who has a cat and this like kind
of sad soul who probably just never got married or
never really moved out of Hobimer, still lives with their
family or whatever, and also has cats. Like. I don't
want to be like the warm pea version of a
cat lady. I want to be like the cool like
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I make cocktails at night and I have a cat.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I think because you go out and about all the time,
maybe one thing if you sat in your house constantly
with your cat, or even if you had multiple cats,
would you live a very exciting life?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
These women that you were with this weekend is a
matter of like kind of speech is their life, and
outside of that, they don't do a whole lot else
and none.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Necessarily I think they're just because speech is kind of
my life, I feel, But which was also kind of
added to it where it was like, oh crap, Like
here's all of these women who make this activity their
whole life. And then they also have pictures of their
cats that they're showing me, and I'm like, oh, oh no,
But then I would be also showing pictures of my cats,
So then I thought, oh, this is well, this is weird.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
It was just like a strange comparison to be considering
because I didn't want to be like the lame woman
who has a cat who is sad and lives alone.
I want to be a cool woman who lives alone.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Well, you could make an analogy, like you could take
the guy who's like the male version of a cat.
He owns a pet snake. Where does he live Mom's basement?
He loves playing video games, he loves eating flame and
hot cheetos and drinking you know, like blue mountain dew. Yes,
I mean that, And you do people sit there and go, oh,
we're not judging if we judge all the time. Yeah,
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we judge all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
And that is like the male equivalent to what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, and I know not that.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, you live by yourself, you do things on your own.
You love your cat because everyone loves the pet that
they have. I feel like it's just such a weird
stereotype to be like, I'm obsessed with dogs.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I love dogs. I post the.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Dogs I watch on my Instagram stories all the time.
What's the difference between that and you posting about your
cat all the time?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I wish we had more time. We were running super late.
I wish we can talk more about this coming up
in a second. But we are going to do the
AI song of the Day and we need some AI
song title suggestions. If you have a song title suggestion,
we're gonna plug it into AI and see what we
come up with. Maybe the song title is Bailey as
a cat Lady. Oh, we'll do that next on Katie
Watch You b is Bailey a cat Lady Bailey. This
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is something that I think that people wonder is like, Okay,
am I becoming this person that I like you were
a little bit judgy about these older women who one
lives with their brother and she's all about cats, and
she's maybe, you know, I don't know. We want to
say nerdy or alone.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I mean, I'm nerdy.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I think the only thing, the thing that I was
I'm worried about is that I don't want to turn
into like a weird, sad cat lady that everyone kind
of pities.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I don't want to be one of those. I want
to be like a cool lady that is.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, she's single and she lives alone, but she's still
cool and has a cat versus like the sad, weird
one to be pitied.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
There's I think there's definitely a line there, and.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm like, pity, did you pity these girls?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I mean, I didn't I feel like judged. It's yeah,
I was judgy, but like I'm I feel like I'm
being judgy because I'm worrying for myself.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You know, well, I'm glad you admit that we're judging,
because we sit there and go, oh, I'm not judging,
but we judge all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Right, I'm not going to judge them. I'm not gonna
be like, wow, that's your life. How boring and sad.
Is that because I don't think their lives are boring
and sad. I just don't want that for my life.
And so that's why I was a judgy.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
In my brain where I'm like, oh no, I don't
want this for my life. So now I'm worried. And
that's where I was with the whole like line where
I'm like, have I crossed the line where people pity me?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
And I just don't want people to.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh no, no, I don't know. I didn't know you're
not there yet, not that. No, I don't think I'm
toning the pity line anyway. So we do this. We
discovered this program it's called Songs into Lyric No Lyrics
into Song dot Ai and it's amazing and it's magical
(09:42):
and we have been using it once a week to
write a song. So today's song is teachers last week
of school because this is it's either the last week
or it's the last couple of weeks. So we need
a music style. What style should we make it? And
we can make it anything we want. We can make
could hip hop, country, mom pop, whatever we want to
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make it.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I think it should be upbeat, like a cheerleading type.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Have we done the nineties sitcom type yet? No? I
don't think we have to go somewhere else. Are you thinking?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I'm thinking like a Hey Mickey type, you know, like
like a wo Okay, okay, with what would.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That genre be? Put in there?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
As the cheerleader pop cheerleader cheerleading.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Type, heymickey type. Okay, Now we need lyrics. Okay, we
need some lyrics.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Okay, teachats last.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Week of school, so things that are no more. It's
let's bust out the wine.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Oh yeah, well, let's yeah, let's bust out the wine.
Put the homework through the shredder.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Let's see because we're finally free and our days are
getting better. Okay, next part doesn't have to rhyme yet.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Finally free, our days are getting better. No more rug
rats running around, No.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
More rugs running around, no more no more bland coffee
from the break room.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
That doesn't rhyme. It doesn't have to. It's a bay.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It depends on what meter you're using. I prefer the
iambic pentameter. Right, okay, shakes, I got Let's bust out
the wine, put the homework through the sweater because we're
finally free. Our days are getting better. No more rugrats
running around, no more put those screens down.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yes, I like.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
It's the last week of let's put those phones down.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, put those phones down.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's the last week of schools, common suckers. So no
rhyming with this next one? Is that the final one
of that?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Uh? Should it rhyme with down? Sure? Ye? What was
your Ryan tedder would run circles around us. We're not
a professional songwriters, all right?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Was your last line really drunk and hit the town?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Let's get drunk, hit the town.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Time to bust out the bikinis. No, we're having to
see those weenies.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Alright, hold on, okay that we're gonna we're gonna pull
back on that one.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Teachers last, okay, teachers, Here comes the chorus.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Okay, it's it's party bus time.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I know so many teachers that go on party buses
to end up their end their year.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's party bus time. What what's a we don't commit
a crime? Oh yeah, no, time to commit some crime.
Time to commit some crime. Mm hmm, school admin.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Can those kids can suck it?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Careful, keep kids out of parents being rude.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Let's have something with let's get drunk, naked and crude.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Okay, okay naked. Well, honestly, teachers they get it on.
I'm right, how many teachers you know that started dating
each other? Bkinis was a lot, though teachers date each
other but a little bit. Yeah, bikinis a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I don't imagine like my teacher, my algebra teacher, missus
a party bus and putting her bikini on.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
He's gonna take a minute to to lyricize.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Okay. I love teachers. Teachers are my favorite people.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
While we're waiting for that, let me tell you about
some things that you should know about in the Twin Cities. Yeah, well,
holiday station stores they do have great deals. And right
now you can get two red bulls and then one free.
So the further price of two by two, get one free.
Mixed match anywhere, and he's it's honestly everywhere it's Holiday
station stores. And I know, like people come at me
that live in the northern or like outskirts suburbs, and
(13:40):
they're like, Jenny, it's called circle k now, well that's
the same. It's just like out there they call it circle.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Ok.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
In the Twin Cities, it's still a holiday station stores.
So go get your energy drinks at holiday red Bull.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Okay, I'll give you one more little stall tactic here.
The Wolves got smothered last night by Oka. See. It
was like ndred and seven teen to eighty eight something
like that. So it's not looking real good right now.
But they're still in it and they play okay see
and then they I think they play here on Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Wolves in six.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Well, no, I could still be Wolves in five if
they win the next four. It's I mean, after last
night's display.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's yeah, we are one hour commercial free. We're on YouTube,
Dave Ryan TV on YouTube. And jelly Roll was in
town last night. Jelly Roll paid a visit to the
Sheriff's department and talked to a bunch of people who
were there, and they gave him like an honorary key
to the jail. That's so cool that is, And jelly
Roll said, hey, man, like, don't you know, keep keep learning,
keep doing, keep growing while you're in jail. And so
(14:40):
I thought it was really cool. Jelly Roll just seems
to be a really good quality human that kind of
learned that he didn't want to be a you know,
lead a life of debauchery.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, rattle arousing, mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I also saw a video of post Malone at the
concert and it's weird because I watch him and I
think is he hot?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And I can't tell. I think he's how it?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, like outfit.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I wasn't say it's his entire vibe is what it's
hot about him? If you put him just in the mall,
you walk past him at Ridgeedale and you see him
as a normal person, No, absolutely not, I'm knocking twice.
But watching him on stage, oh yeah, do a little
hip thrust in there, just a.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Little bootcut jeans and a little boats and his little
stripy shirt.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And I was like, is this is this hot?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
If you if he was changing your like you know,
your carburetor, working on your carburetor over at Firestone, you'd
be like, who's the guy?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Actually? That might he fit with that character as well.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
But like I said, you just pass him on like
a street, you're probably not going to think twice.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
We are ready now with the song? Are you ready? Hey?
It's called Teachers Last Week of School, generated by AI.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Here we go, let's up the lines, put the homework
through the shredder because we're finer, free, our days are
getting better. Don't want stress running over, don't more put
those phones down. It's the last week of school. Let's
get drunk and hit the town teachers. Last week of school,
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it's party bus time.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Time to come in some crime.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Nor let's get drunk, naked and crew.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay, well there's one version.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Okay, let's he here comes another version to baby Shark.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Is similar.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Let's bust out the wine, put the homework through the
shredder because we're finally free.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Our days are getting better.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
No more rugs running around, no more put those phones down.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
If the last week of school, let's get drunk and hit.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
The sound teachers.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Last week school, party bus time?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Son you some crime? No more arents being rude. Let's
get drunk.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Naked and crude. I think we needed one more line
after drunk naked and rude. So well, there you go.
You're a teacher. Tell us what you like it or not.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
The second one was better?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You like the second one?
Speaker 8 (17:24):
Beat?
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
The first one was giving baby shit was too Miss Rachel.
It was too like, we're gonna put PBS on and
this is a song that's gonna play, question that's playing.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Drunk naked and crude.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Okay, So there it is. There is your AI song
of the Week on k Ryan Show one on one
point three kd w B. In about another five minutes,
we're gonna call that mom that was going to take
her three and a half year old to post belone
last night and see whether she took him or not.
I texted her yesterday and she said base, I said,
don't tell me. I said, surprise me on the air
(17:57):
Wednesday morning at seven thirty. And she's like, I think
she already knew yesterday, but I don't know what her
decision was. We'll find out in a moment. Megan Markle
says motherhood is a little tougher than she imagined.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Before I was a mom, I was like, oh gosh,
I'm gonna give a speech with a baby on my hip.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I had a whole vision. I was like, I'm just
gonna you fast forward.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Granted I had a lot of external things happening by
the time I had both pregnancies and both babies, but
it was not the way I envisioned it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
The Internet seems to think that Morgan Wallen's song Miami
sounds a lot like Alvin and the chipmunks. Let's check.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
He got me am I for a couple of days.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Now they don't need the same as.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
They forget to say my food as her say what
the hell is already gonna do?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
And I don't really hear it.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I don't either.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
But Morgan Wallen, now that I listened to him more,
he's kind of like the t pain of country music.
There's all there's like an auto tune to his songs
like that that felt like it was auto.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Tune his voice. He does have a good voice.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I'm not a fan of him still, but like, he
has a good voice, but.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
He had like auto tunes.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
It.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
That is the perfect comparison because he's doing collapse also
just like the random not the randomness, but like him
at Tate McRae was not when I saw coming, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I was a little bit surprised about that one too.
Yeah for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
I saw that they're making a Whack a Mole movie,
which I guess is the next in the line of
like you know how they have an Angry Birds movie
and all that stuff. So there's no no word on
the plot yet. It's not even clear if Mattel has
it figured out so like, but Mattel's behind it, and
we should be getting that. They're just saying it's gonna
be an a wild, action packed ride for the big screen,
and I think it's gonna be dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You know, if they can make a wreck It Ralph
into a movie that I liked, then they can turn
wackam Mole into a good movie.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
You feel like, Rerecord Ralph is a likable plot. Whack
a Mole is like, like what hungry, hungry hippo. Now
that's a game you should turn to a movie.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Well, they did with Minecraft, and Minecraft was one of
the top selling movies, like of all time probably, I
don't know. It was a big one. Man. This is
a kind of crazy story.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I saw Sarah Silverman post this clip yesterday about revealing
that her grandfather actually killed her baby brother. So this
is kind of disturbing in a bit of a trigger warning,
I feel like. But she was doing an interview with
Rolling Stone and she said that she was lied to
for years about what happened to her baby brother. Basically,
in twenty twenty two, her dad attended her Broadway show
(20:30):
five nights in a row when the show included a
joke about her brother's death, and in her dressing room
her dad came in on the fifth night and dropped
the bombshell that her grandparents were babysitting and her brother
grew frustrated with the grandparents, grew frustrated with her brother and.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Shook him to death.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh wow, And she didn't know, and then she wrote
a joke about it in her Broadway show and found
out in her dressing room after her dad was like, oh, hey,
by the way, the way yeah, probably to be like,
maybe don't have that in there, but also like how
did she know?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
So not, I mean, not the best story.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I think. I told you how when Carson was very little,
I could understand why somebody would be so to the
end of their rope. I don't understand, but I do,
because Carson was crying. He had colic, and for the
first two months of his life he cried when he
wasn't eating or sleeping. He was crying when when when? When? Constantly?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And I remember one time I was holding him and
bouncing on my knee or whatever, and I could understand.
I didn't come close, but I could understand how somebody
would want to say just stop, yeah, crying, And I
set him on the floor until I calm him down. Yeah,
oh no, Yeah, it's a yeah. Just if you are
a new mom or dad and you find yourself getting
really frustrated, ain't nothing wrong with putting that baby on
(21:48):
the floor, the baby to the neighbor, but the baby
in the crib. Just don't ever, And especially if you're
like a date, not daycare, but like a babysitter or whatever. Yeah,
care about that stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, and I give you some hard hitting news. Actually,
Whoopy Goldberg revealed that she hasn't worn a bra in
fifty years.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
You guys, this is your day, whoopy ewes. But also,
why do we care?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
She is sixty nine years old, so that means she
hasn't worn one since she was nineteen years old.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
She says, I don't mind if they hit the floor.
Power to you, whoopause.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Can I tell you one thing about like I'm all
for if you don't want to wear a bra, don't
wear a bra.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
However, one of my friend's mom's growing up swears by
the fact that her boobs are so very perky at
the age that she's at because she's always worn a bra,
but also would wear a sports brad to bed.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
So if you're interested in keeping the.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Girls high and not down to your knees, maybe check
into that. But if you'd rather just let them be
free burden, then also do that free baby, free bird
day day, free birds every day.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah you could use the sports.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, no, seriously, there's times, you know how most guys
usually wear like a just a plain white T shirt
underneath certain shirts because like they just don't want you
just that but like see through it. Dave doesn't do that.
He just wears the white shirt and then you can
see right through it. Today, you're good. Today You've got
a sturdy Harley Davidson shirt on.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It's very sturdy shirt.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yea, and uh dirty is brought to you by sixty
one two Injured Heimer and Lamber's Injury Law. Let's talk
to the mom of the three and a half year
old who is on the phone live right now. We
don't want to use your real name. What fake name
did we give you the other day? Do you remember Natalie? Natalie? Okay,
not your real name, Natalie. We're all dying to know.
Did you take your three and a half year old
(23:36):
son to post malone?
Speaker 8 (23:39):
We did not.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
What what tell me about the decision.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
I mean, there were a couple of factors, like obviously
the rain, thinking about timing.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Did you go, no, you didn't go? Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
No. The biggest we don't have babies there like that.
But the biggest thing, honestly was like I just could
not get it out of my head, exposing him to
that much smoke. That was just the biggest thing that
I know. It sounds so dumb though, no, not at
all to start, but like, that's just one thing that
I can't do to my three year old three and
a half year old.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
So so and your partner was in agreement with all
this whole show.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah, okay, okay, So the next time post Alone comes
through town, then.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Exactly, maybe you put an N ninety five mask on
that kid. You'll be just fine.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Now.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
I think we're gonna be like a little at home
Postalone concert this weekend, though, like find some YouTube videos
performing and jam out in our living room.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
That'd be cute, and that'd be a cute memory to
make anyway.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
But yeah, you know what, I'm not surprised. I really
think that I kind of you know, when we talked
to you the other day, I expected somebody's like, I'm
gonna take that kid to that Post Malone show and
nobody gonna tell me how rage my kid. Yeah, but
but I've been talking to you. I could tell you
were a much more grounded, reasonable person. I kind of
figured that you weren't gonna go.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I thought she was going to be smoking weed with
the people next door and then being like, you'll be fine,
honey in a few years, goes.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Gay care the next day smelling like weed. Wow.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
I wontn't know how bad the smoking was, because I
think a Detroit people were just like, he's up there
smoking a sig. But like I said the other day,
I think Post Malona is going up there sometimes like
high on more than cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Did he sit and smoke SIGs in the middle of
his set?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's what I heard. There were thousands of people who went,
A lot of them were listening this morning. Let us
know whether he smoked through the entire show. I think
it's part of his part of his you know, his demeanor, demeanor,
and then you take the cigarette, you stick it between
the strings up on the neck of the guitar. That's
what a badass guitar player does just you put it
(25:45):
up on the the the nut of the guitar, guitars
smoking guitars smoking between back up and you're like interesting,
Thanks so very much, Thanks so very much. The Beatles,
Elton John that's a Southern accent.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
That was not a Southern accent.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Thanks so very much.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
That is way more British almost sounding, and.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
You don't know. All right, thank you for fake Natalie.
I appreciate you being on. You're a good mama.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Oh, thank have a wonderful bad you guys by life.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Did he smoke a lot at the show last night?
Let us know. We're now we're curious, how we want
to know?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Said, yes, he smoked. It wasn't the whole show.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It was about a quarter of it smoked and chewed tobacco.
But I think we're talking stags, not just weed. There's
someone on the phone.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh, there is Lauren Is on the phone. Who is it?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Lauren? Hi?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Lauren, Hi? You went to the show last night? What'd
you see?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Oh my gosh, it was so much fun. First off,
But yes, he did smoke a few cigarettes throughout his sets,
and there were people like hitting babes and me and
my stepmam would look at each other and we're like,
that's definitely pot But it wasn't like in your faith.
I would say the worst smoke was from the fireworks
(26:59):
that were going off.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Oh oh man, A three year old would have hated fireworks.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
I think I think it was probably a good idea.
The three year old didn't go and we were there
until at least midnight.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Wow, wait, the show went till midnight.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
He came out at like nine fifteen.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
We were leaving at like eleven forty five midnight.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
A long show.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Dang, so good.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
It was so good.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I was jelly roll.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Fantastic. It felt a little bit like I was at church.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, I kind of heard that about him, but really
I didn't know that.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
A lot of I didn't believe it.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
But he really was out there saving people.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
So I've heard a lot of like interviews or just
post or jelly roll, even like on American Idol, just saying.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Like, you want to change your future, you gotta get
out there and you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Just like, yeah, it sounds like he's at a church,
and it's funny, it's motivational.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
It was very inspirational. And motivational, and he was the
head of county like jail right before the show, yep,
pumping up those friends.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Lauren, can you confirm this?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Someone texted in and said that somebody was giving him
drinks post alone all night, and so he had red
solo cups lining the walkway.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yes, everywhere he went there was a red solo cup.
And then a guy would like walk out in between
songs and hand him one. And then I was like,
how do I get that job?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Lauren thinks, yeah, thanks for checking in. And by the way,
if Jelly Roller is listening, our number is six five
one nine to eight nine KTWB because you know, chances
are he's on the tour bus, have a little breakfast
listening to kt WB.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
We could use the motivation if Jelly Roll wants to
come in and preach a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, wouldn't be cool if you heard it on the
radio and he's like, I'm gonna come by. I'm gonna
come by, and then like come by and I'm gonna
I'm gonna straighten you guys out.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
You can change your life, just change He needs to
straighten out the most of all of us, of us four.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Time or that all the time. We are going to
do Name that Tune on kd w B. It is
kind of a fun game. Last week you guys said
it was too easy. So who is playing against whom
today on Name that Tune?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's going to be myself, Jenny against spot.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Has it that vont made a new intro for Name
that tune?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
An intro? Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Harmony? Hold on, thank you, Vontley choir, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
That was that harmony? That was not harmony, that was disharmony.
I think yeah. I will give you a clue to
the song. These are all songs that you would have
heard on KDWB. There's your hint right now. They're not new,
but they're not that old either, and you'll know every
single one of these songs. I will give you a clue. Then,
(29:55):
Jenny is going to go first. You will bid in
number of seconds how many seconds you need to name
this tune? Here we go was song number one. If
you really like this song, you might be able to
pick it up. But good will.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Okay, okay, I'm Jenny's first. I can name that song
in two seconds.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Okay, Jenny named that tune Jenny thriftshop?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
So good?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Was it too easy? I?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
The good Will one was a good It was a
really good clue that I struggled with at first, but
I did get it.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I should have got that. I used to say Maclamore
was a better rapper than jay Z.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I know.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Family, all right? Next one, song number two. This song
was written and recorded by a sixteen year old artist
that goes by one name, not Chaer, not Madonna, not
Elvis Vaughant. What do you bid, Jenny?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I can name that tune in two songs, Okay, two seconds? Okay, Vaughan?
Do you name that too?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Royals? Lord?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
She was sixteen when she did that song.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
She was sixteen.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Wow, I love the song.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Our next song song number three? Are they from Pierre
Saint Paul Sacramento, Denver? I'm not sure, but I sure
like this song.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Oh, okay, includes way, Okay, I will name that tune
in three.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Seconds, Jenny, I can name that tune in two seconds. Okay,
I thought name that tune. Can I hear it one
more time?
Speaker 5 (31:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I don't know, Okay, Jenny, what is the song? Give
any idea?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
I can't think of the name, but I get the point.
No matter what you do, get that point.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
It's capital cities.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
See, I would have been able to name the.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Band Safe and Sound. Yeah, that's why pier St Paul
Sacramento in Denver. You see. Yes, Okay, next song, here
we go. Name that tune. The video for this song
takes place at a wedding. But did the bride really
(32:17):
wear bluish purple? I'm gonna give you a minute to
think about it.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Bluish purple?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
The video for this song takes place at a wedding.
Did the bride really wear bluish purple? I thought you,
bitch first.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Jenny, I can name that tune in three seconds. Okay,
I can name that tune in two seconds, Jenny, I
can name that tune in one set. That tune.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Oh Maroon five? Shuck? Yes, got it all right?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Wait, so explain the clue.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
The video did place take place at a wedding where
they did like a surprise pop up performance out of wedding. Okay,
we all thought it was wonderful, but it was all stage.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Okay, I was gonna say, because we thought we were
told that it was like supposed to be live or something.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, but it was not. Yeah, yeah, it staged and
the bluish purple is maroon.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Smart smart smart?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
All right, next one, name that tune. It's not the
U of m Rouser, but it fits in the same category.
Kind of vaunt bids first today on this on this one?
Is it vont bidding first?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Okay, Jenny, I can name that tune in four seconds. Okay,
I can name it in three seconds. I can name
that tune in two seconds. Okay, I can name it
in one second, right, Jenny, name that tune.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh man, it's like Sarah Burrellas or something like that.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
It's hight song, yes, but yes it is.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I wouldn't have got that good.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Jenny, like a small mode Rachel Platton.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Sun next song? Can you name this tune? The operation
was because the operation was a success. Close them up, nurse,
the operation was a success. Close him up, nurse.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Jenny, you bid first. Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I can name that tune in two seconds?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
All right?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Jenny named that to you ready?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Oh it's Charlie Pooth.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
But I can't think of the or I mean, it's
I don't know, I don't know stitches.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Charlie. I thought that.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
By the way. Let us know if you like this game,
because I really like it. But I wonder if it's
fun to listen to.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
One album cover has like the infamous woman who's like
a nurse and she's got bright red lipstick?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Is it like blink one needy?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
See, that's why that's where my head was. Because you
said stitch them on or whatever it is, that's where
my head was.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Close them up, nurse. Here's your next clue. You can
take a few minutes to reflect on this song by
a handsome heart throb.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I'm first, Yeah, Jenny, I can name that tune in
one second, and that's.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Mirrors justin Timber got it, that's his boy.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What's the score on?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Name that tune on S four and I have three?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Ok, here we go. This could tie it up or
one could walk away with a win. Uh oh. Get
the Keys to the after Life if you want to
hear this song, think about it for a second before
you bid.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, it's a stumper.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Uh oh. Get the Keys to the Afterlife if you
want to hear this song.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
And these are all songs that have been on Katie
WB Jenny, you been first. I can name that on
tune in two seconds, Jenny, I can name that tune
in one second. Okay, name that tune.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
My other guy that's locked out of Heaven brutal mar Yes,
you got it.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Can you say this flu one more time now that
we know?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yes? Uh oh get the Keys to the Afterlife if
you want to hear this song now? Which of those
songs should be playing its entirety? Mirrors, thrift Shop, Mirrors Royals,
Safe and Sound, Sugar Fight Song, Stitches, or Locked out
(36:48):
of Heaven?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I vote thrift Shop because I think we need something
update upbeat with this.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Rains do it?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Okay, here we go. Let me know what you think.
You name that tune because I really like it, but
I hope it's fun to listen to on the radio
because it's all about you, not about us. Jenny's been
on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Sometimes people post stories on Reddit that are kind of interesting,
So I want to read this one for you and
see what you guys think. The title of it says,
my wife was left alone for three weeks, and honestly
I wish she'd just cheated instead.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Of what she actually did.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Oh what you do?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
So I went to Germany for work, and my wife
didn't really want to come, so I'll hang back water.
The plants do whatever, and it's like cool, you're grown adult,
you do what you want.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
So she was fine.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
But then day two she tried to make sour dough
from scratch using a YouTube video, and what she thought
was yeast was actually epsom salt and the results were
a rock hard bread grenade that cracked our marble countertop.
She named it Crumzilla and displayed it like a trophy.
So that was one. Then she decided, now she's been
alone for three weeks. Then she decided to go all
(37:52):
raw vegan for some reason and order nineteen pounds of
produce from a sketchy organic site. Half of it arrived moldy,
the other half she juiced exclusively for a week, just juice,
no solids. So she sat at home and ate moldy, old,
disgusting produce. To survive, she pivoted to eating pop tarts
and spoonfuls of peanut butter. Her justification was quote balance. Meanwhile,
(38:16):
she stopped wearing actual clothes, just bathrobes, the same one
every day, though not multiple, the same bathrobe, but every
single day. By week two, it was seventy percent robe
thirty percent soup stains.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
The dog wouldn't even go buy her.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
So last night I land, I get into town, he says,
and I'm greeted by a living room that smells like
fermented ginger and regret. She runs to hug me, robe
flapping open, holding a jar of pickles in one hand
and a half knitted scarf from the other, because apparently
she also took up knitting to relax her stomach. And
this morning I woke up to her whispering in her sleep.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
I think I'm a kombucha.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Now the dog has literally moved his bed into the
bathroom and won't make eye contact with either.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Of the dog, right.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Is he being dramatic in this story?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Probably, But this man said he literally had to grab
his keys and went out for coffee because he needed
air and he thinks he needs therapy now. So now
he's at a cafe with a silent, traumatized schnauzer with
his dogs. He's brought his dog along, draking espresso, and
he just is questioning his wife and his relationship with
his wife.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
So he literally went away. She did all these weird things.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Seems like she can't really fully function as an adult
without him. Around, and then he just is like, could
have been nice if you just went and cheated on me.
Now I feel like that's an extreme I don't think
that you actually wanted her to do that.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
But sometimes there's funny stories that.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Happen on Reddit that are so unbelievable that I don't
always believe they're real.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Right, because how did he know that in week two
anything happened? Because he wasn't there, And.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
That's what a lot of people are saying. Like some
people are like, this is so funny whatever, and then
someone else was like, you're a great writer. I hope
at least twenty percent of this is true for you
yours he.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Probably did go away, yeah well, or it probably is
married yea, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
And then other people like, why did you marry this woman?
Then if she does all of these.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Things, I would like to think at least fifty percent
of Israel and the other fifty percent. I'm sure he
exaggerated a little bit, but think about the fact that
she ordered from some sketchy organic site and half of
the produce arrived moldy, Like, what who does that?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
I do wonder like because I think about, like when
quarantine first happened, Like, how did you let yourself go
a little bit? Because once you knew you weren't gonna
be seeing people for a while, what did you do
to let yourself go just a little bit?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Because it seems like this woman.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
She's like, well, I'm alone, so I guess I'm just
gonna let myself go a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
When I'm in Colorado for a week, sometimes I will
not take a shower for like four or five days. Yeah,
and then I'll like catch a whiff of something that
smells like old cheese, and.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Then you're like, oh, I'm like, oh that's me yo, yes, exactly,
get in the shower.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
My question is is like, is it not just part
of your routine to think like, hey, I should probably
shower now.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
That's like really not for me. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
I only do it if like my hair looks gross
or if I do like if I smell or something,
but like it's not I don't know, showering doesn't bring
me joy, then you have to.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Dry your hair. But if there's nobody around this, right,
if there's.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
No one around, why bother? Showering brings me so much joy?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I like to just have the shower head, like writing
down on me and I have all of my thoughts
and I just sit there. Sometimes hair I was always
like trying your hair would take forever. I don't wash
my hair more than like twice a week. So no,
it's not every day that I'm just letting the shower
rain on me. But I just love my shower time,
the heat of the water.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Taking a shower for the purpose of enjoyment. Though, Do
you enjoy brushing your teeth every day?
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah, it's great, So you don't, but you do that
every day, but you answered it.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
You do that fun without even thinking about it. It
takes too much time to take a shower. What if
I just want to go to bed.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
If you don't wash your hair, and especially for men
like you, guys don't take long showers.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
What does it take you five minutes to shower?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I'm in there for probably five or ten is I
don't really time myself, but yeah, it's probably five or ten.
I take my time. I do the shampoo first. Yeah, well,
first I pee, because then you get a pee when
you get in the shower. And then I do the shampoo,
wet my hair, do the shampoo, rinse, rinse, rint and
it's got to be all the way rinsed out. Can't
be any slippery soapy stuff left in there. Then I
do the Irish spring, starting at the top, work my
(42:25):
way down, do the pits, and then uh, and then
I have a charcoal facial scrub I use.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, that's how you look so young.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah, gosh, someone takes it in there, Like, I won't
even sit or lay on my bed if I don't shower.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
A lot of people are like, why would you get
in bed? Why would you get in bed after you've
not taken a shower, Because you're gonna bring your stank
into bed with you and sleep in it.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh, it's gonna be stanky anyway.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
It's your own stank. I don't have a problem with that. Yeah,
I'm wearing my own stank clothes today. Yeah, I don't care.
All right, Thank you, Jenny. It is one on one
point three k D double U B VON and I
little etiquette question for you when it comes to the movies.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
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