March 19, 2025 • 28 mins
We get a secret letter sent to the studio, Vont stirs the pot about the Express lane, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I just want to say I was admiring my tattoo
a minute ago. Yeah, well, you know it's got the
I got long sleeves on, which was a dumb idea.
Today you got the sanded DRM thing over it there.
But if you want to see it is are we
on YouTube right now? Okay, we're on YouTube, Dave Ryan
TV on YouTube And it's my job, my dog Josie's pawprint.
(00:22):
And I don't know who gave me the idea for
this one, but when I heard it, I read it
somewhere on Instagram and I'm like, there's a novel idea.
So here's me thinking that I've learned something. I go
down to the hound Dog Hotel West where Josie is staying,
and they're like, oh, we love Josie and she's getting
older and getting a little bit weak and slow. And
I said, yeah, I've got an idea that when she
(00:44):
before she dies, I want to get her pawprint tattooed
because I've heard this is a thing. You should look
into this get their pawprint and get it tattooed on.
And the girl behind the counter, she rolls up her sleeves.
She's like, yeah, she didn't make me feel stupid. Yeah,
she was more like, yeah, it's a great idea. See
I've got one. I'm like, oh, I thought I really
new idea. Anyway, I got it done yesterday, and let
(01:07):
me hold it up to that. Can I get an angle?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, I feel like you got to put your arm
down to get the right angle because then it's upside down.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I think that's fine. Yeah, you can see it. There's
no other way I can do it. Okay, So if
you want to see it, can you see it? Bailey?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, well I can see it. I can see insta,
Yeah I can. I mean it's upside down, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I can see it. It looks good, it looks pretty good,
looks nice. It hurt, though, Oh did it hurt? Real bad?
Hurt bad.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I really didn't take you as someone who would get
a tattoo that would be in that prominent of a spot,
because like, you got your calf tattoos, but you don't
show off your calves very often. Not off shocked when
you said that you're going to put it right on
your forearm area.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I was like, dang, Dave's kind of a.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Bad see and you've got your Harley Davidson shirt today.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
He's going to come in with a sleeve.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, that's what is that? Why you're trying to still
rock this hair styles?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Got one with a naked girl wearing an Uncle Sam hat.
So that the next one that Uncle Sam Hill. Of
course he's naked.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, some like American Gothic style.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I don't know about that. Yeah, so I'm pretty excited
about that one anyway. So that's new I got. I got.
This is a mystery that I found. We were trying
to clean stuff out, and so we're going through stuff
and getting rid of stuff, and so I found a
clay pot that Carson made when he was in second grade.
And I'm holding up the camera right now. It is
(02:27):
its second grade clay pot about the size of a oh,
I don't know, a donut hole. It's a little bit
bigger than a donut hole. And I'm holding up the
camera as ugly as hell. Yeah, a second grade project.
And I told Carson, I said, I'm gonna throw this away.
Is that okay? It's like, yeah, that's okay. Look on
the bottom it says c A R T E R Carter,
Oh Carter. So apparently we have been holding on to
(02:49):
for the past fifteen years, some kid named Carter's clay pot. Now,
if you have a twenty three twenty four year old
boy named Carter that went to school at Bluff Creek
Elementary in chan Hassen, I've got your kid's pot money.
If you want it, call me and I will bring
it over to your house.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Have it displayed anywhere, because my mom has some I
was gonna say, my mom has two clayfish that my
older sister and I made, still on this cabinet in
our bathroom to this day.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
My grandma has a I made like a two can
some type of extract abstract painting, and she got it
made as a mouse pad.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
She still us.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I'm imprised that Carson hasn't noticed that that's not it,
Like I would be like, that's not mine ever since
I was the eight.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Year old kid. That's a good question. How did he
not know that's not mine when he brought it home?
Like he didn't notice that's not his? So if you
want your kid, Carter's clay pot's got his name on
the bottom of it. What year would that have been?
Oh my god, nine, two thousand and nine. Yeah, okay,
is right. Around.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I just give them carters. You need to get one
in return.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I wonder if Carson's back, Yeah, I wonder if they
have Carson, or if Carson's is just you know, stayed
at school.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
And he was like, yeah, bye, can I have mine?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
If Carson and the teacher's like, okay, Carter, here you go.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Or or the teacher thought that Carson was Carter. All right.
I don't know anyway. If you want it, hit me up,
send me a text at KDWB one. I'm gonna play
the most risk a boss song of all time. And
when I say risk a, I mean risky because this
song goes back probably close to fifty ish years and
everybody loves this song. But Rich our boss is gonna
(04:32):
freak out. If he's listening. We're gonna do a boss
check and see and he might call and say, get
that song off my radio station. Meantime, Elton John boss check, No,
rich not listening. Don't tell him that I played that song.
Or he'll be like, can you see me after the show?
Were you playing Elton John on our show? That off
(04:52):
and play that bag Cam song. That's it exactly all right.
It's KATWB on the Dave Ryan Show. We got I
gotta tell you something. I was not gonna bring this
up on the air, but this is so weird. We
got the weirdest letter, a snail mail letter yesterday. You know,
somebody sent a letter which already proves right there they're
a psycho or they're in prison. The only letters we
(05:13):
get anymore from psychos or in.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Prison say that we.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
No, we don't. They're either psycho or in prison or
they want something. Okay, I shouldn't read it, but I
have to because it's so weird and it's a little
bit scary. Oh no, I don't. I'll read it to
you next on Katie w B. Stay that, don't miss
(05:39):
the live on YouTube and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
It's one on one point three.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Kat w B. This is a little bit scary. We
got a letter in the mail yesterday, and I said,
a minute ago, I said, nobody sends letters anymore unless
they're in prison or their psycho. Nobody sends letters anymore.
Once in a while we'll get a piece of snail
mail that's like a wedding announcement and somebody's like, oh,
you guys should come to my wedding. So that's not psycho,
or somebody will send a birthday card or whatever the
(06:05):
letters psycho because it's like they want because they know
you're gonna get it. You're not going to delete it
or skip over. It won't when you're spam fold.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah, you are going to open in a letter.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
But it's easier for mail to get lost, so I
would I would just send an email.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Though that's weird because you are a psycho. So I'm
going to hold this up to the camera here, but
I'm gonna read it to you first. This is and
I threw away the envelope and I should have saved it,
but it did not have a return address. It is
one piece of like printer or paper with a like
a couple of sentences on here. Are you ready? Yeah? Now,
(06:43):
I will say this. It came to the Dave Ryan
in the Morning Show, not like Dave Ryan. No, oh
you ready, I'm ready. I can't believe you worked with
everyone this long and they still don't know. You need
to tell them or I will. Who's you hold it up?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
This?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It doesn't have a name on it. Yeah, I want
to see what it looks like too. It looks like
it looks like a woman's writing, but it could be
a guy's writing. And it's like they wrote just on
the top third of the paper and on it, Well,
that was by me.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I actually split coffee on him, like I got this
scary letter, Let me spill coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, more time, Okay, I'm gonna hold it up the camera.
So if you want to watch this on YouTube, Dave
Ryan TV, even see there it is. I can't believe
you worked with everyone this long and they still don't know.
You need to tell them or I will. Now that
(07:44):
could be interpreted several different ways. I've worked with you
guys for a long time. Yeah, Bailey Vaughant, you both
worked here for over a year year ish or so.
They could be referring to you. You worked with everyone
this long and they still don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
See, I feel like, yeah, you've worked here for very long,
But like, is a year a long time? Or I
guess in this in the eyes of creepy letter person,
maybe a year is long enough.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I'm going to default to Dave or Jenny like it.
It's to them because nobody sends to me or Bailey anything.
And you guys have worked here for a while. Who
do you think has the big secret on the show
that hasn't told anybody else.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I think you were Jenny. No, you already know all
my secrets except that one. I feel like bond is
deflecting pretty quickly. Whoever smells it. Yes, you also know.
I'm a very open person. Bayley.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
What about you and your cat? What do you two
do behind closed doors? Take naps?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
So and the weird thing is you need to tell
them or I will. Well, how the thinking that we're going
to write another letter? If I get another letter that says, oh,
it's because Bailey used to be a carjacker or Jenny
has a conducted convicted fentanyl dealer. Oh no, then if
I open it, then I will know. Well, you will know,
(09:05):
and then you can toss it.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, but what if it's about you, then you'll read
it and then it won't even matter I would or not.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
And you said the envelope had no return address, no
returns to the Day, Ryan, When people send us things
and be like to day, like to whom it concerns,
Day or something?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I should have looked at the postmark. I guess it's probably
Minneapolis or you know, somewhere local. Should envelope nearby in
the kitchen trash, all right, Well, did they write it
in pan or marker? It's a it's a crayon. I
don't know if that matters.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I'm just thinking they cut little letters out of a
magazine that I'd.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Be really scared. Now. It could be a joke, but
it is a very ominous sounding joke. I want to
give you a chance right now. Does anybody have something
that they go I should have told them? No, I
don't think. I don't think so. I'm gonna guess it's
(10:01):
because this is what Bailey is very open. But also
there's something amiss there. There's something a.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Miss see again, I feel like you got you are
deflecting onto me because it's you.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
But if you know it's not you, then of course
you've got to figure out who in the other Who
in the room is right got the secret? Well, I
don't think it's me.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I feel I don't think I have an open book.
I feel like we're all open.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's a weird thing.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I might seem mysterious because you don't know me very well,
but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Who is the most mysterious on the show. Sometimes it's
like when you watch a murder mystery it's like, oh, well,
it's not that guy, he's the plumber. He didn't and
then it's the plumber.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh yeah, I know, right with the easiest, the easiest choice.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, So I don't know what they mean by you
need to tell them or I will. But can you
read it again? Sorry? Can you read it again? I'd
a letter here to the radio station. I opened it
this morning when I came in. It's written on a
piece of printer paper. It says, I can't believe if
you worked with everyone this long and they still don't know,
you need to tell them or I will. I don't
(11:06):
like the ultimatum. Well, that's what I don't get, is
like if if you have a secret, it's not anybody's business,
Like if Bailey has a secret that you used to
be a nun, for example, Yeah, you don't need to
tell me that it's none of my business. It's none
of your business. Yeah, okay, Vaunt used to be the
leader of a Ponzi scheme. You don't need to tell
(11:27):
me that. I don't care. I'm not going to tell you.
You can tell me anything. I don't know, do we not? Like?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Is everyone on the show so comfortable with secrets that
it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We're like unfazed.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, no, I mean the entire letter stresses me out, No,
I know, racking my brain trying to think what it could.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Be, because then how does this person know what potential
secret this like one of us has.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
They probably know one of us.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
It's not like some random stranger would you get out
of mailing a letter?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Just all secretive to the show.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Like.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
People respect you. Laing via text, speculate away via text.
Why is Jenny not saying that much? Because it is
that Jenny's engaged, and this is how she's announcing it
is Fallin playing a prank. Again, it is not Fallon's handwriting.
But now that I think about it, they'd be dumb.
(12:20):
She could have, like, you know, Jake or somebody else
write that. I don't think it's Fallin. Though Jenny looks
suspicious about this letter.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I think I always look suspicious though.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I'm going to send it over here, so you always
have something to hide, Jenny. Maybe there's another text vaunt
is very defensive. I don't know why it would be
the text that.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, all right, well I don't know what they're you
know what, what's going to have? So we just ignore it.
We'll just ignore it for the potty. I can't imagine
how they're going to let everybody know if they send
a letter, then I'll just throw it away unless it's
just really good, all right, I don't know. We'll cover
we'll cover more of that later. We're gonna move on.
It is time now for Vont to stir the pot Vont,
(13:09):
what's on your mind today? Thanks David.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I think same items in my cart should count as
one item in the express lane at grocery stores.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, that is dumb. So if you got three bundles
of grapes you think that shit, or three cans of
chicken noodle soup that should count as one item. Yes,
you're canceled. Why can't cancel? Why is that dumb? You
do it with produce, You put like four peppers in
a in a bag. So with your argument, then forty
cans of chicken noodle soup in your cart should be
(13:36):
one item? Yes? What? But no? Why is it because
you're from Jenny? Because she worked that out picnic right.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, pigli wickly, that's correct. No, you have to individually
still scan all that stuff. The thing with produce is
you're still putting all four peppers on the scale at once.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
No, that's one item.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You are because they're in a bag.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
But you can easily just put it on and then
press quantity and change the quantity. Why can't I do
that with two and a or if I have a
three bottles of cream of coconut.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Why well, I don't think they make the self checkout
lanes that advance. You can do that as a cashier
where you put in a quantity and you just scan
one and then you show them all through. But that's
not how the self checkout lane works because that's a
way for people to like steal, So that's it.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You have to do it based on waight and.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Like placing it into the bagging area, so you have
to individually scan self checkout stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I think that's dumb.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
And I'm talking about the express lane particularly, not the
like the express the twelve items or fifteen nine under less,
not the self checkout.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Not what you are. You're a very privileged gen z,
non self aware, selfish self. I'm just kidding. I like you.
I think it's just dumb. I think that you got
three cans of soup, that's three items. Those count toward
your twelve items in the self checkout, why it's not
taking you longer to scan it?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Because people would argue like, oh, then there's no point
to be in the express lane, so it's not taking
you longer plus five of whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
No, because well, the express lane.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
If you walked in and you had forty items and
I was working in the express lane, I would say,
get your ass out of my lane, go to a
different lane. Why do you care, Because because it's the
express lane and I work there and I'm there to
enforce the rules.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
But you're on shift, so no matter what, you're still
gonna be standing there no matter how long it takes me.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
But the people behind you are the ones you gotta
be courteous about, not the checker.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, and sa if same if you were doing this
in self checkout. I hate it when people have full
charts of stuff and self checkout because I feel like
self checkout is kind.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Of like its own express lane. You're right, Bailey, and
I think most of them now have a limit. It's like, okay,
twelve fifteen items or like, and they should and if
it's roughly, it's like, I'm not gonna sit there and
count the guy in front of me basket to see
whether he's got you know, twenty do you probably do?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I don't. It's like you know what he got one over?
I don't care. Do your thing.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
No.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
I always get into the self checkout if I can,
with however many items in my car, because it's that
convenience for me. I'm not inconveniencing anybody else. If you're inconvenienced,
take your ass to another lane.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Text message just Vonn says three three items of the
same item and a self checkout should count as one.
One text message at KDWB one says I agree with
von Another one says Walmart has the option in self
checkout to add the quantity of multiple items after scanning two.
So it's nice.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Seek And I think there's bigger things for you to
complain about, Bagley or like if you work at a
at a cub or whatever, if other than me taking
too long in your lane because you're gonna have to
stand there no matter what.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You are a menace to society, red you hold everybody up.
You said you should be able to drive in the
left lane if you want to into oncoming traffic. Vaught
said people should swerve out of their way, out of
his way, rather.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Than the crazy what he says.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
What do you think vonn is? So here's a text
that says Vant is so wrong on this. You're you
need to grow up and go out and experience the world.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yevont get out there.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Somebody sexistaid Vant. That's very self centered thinking how how so?
I don't think it's not self centered. But you choose
a lane out of your own convenience. So if the
self checkout lane or the express lane is not there's
not a long line, then I'm going in that lane line.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Because it's express.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, it's not about your convenience. Like the convenience of
self express line is express line?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Well, either or express line or self checkout. The convenience
is that you have a small number of items so
you can get through the line earlier.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's not to your convenience. So what if convenience of
everyone else?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
What if I go to Walmart and there's one more
case of water sitting there and I'm like, you know what,
I have like two bottles of water at home. I'm
gonna be courteous of everybody else that might need water.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That's dumb. I need water, So I'm gonna go get water.
That's not a comparison. Yeah, von sounds like the text
message VONN sounds like the guy that doesn't return his
shopping cart.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
No drake shopping cart.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
For the most part. If I'm lazy and the thing's
too far, I like that, always return your shopping cart. Ways,
all right, we're gonna move on. Dave's dirt on Katie
w B Show one on one point three kd WB.
Splash Down space space X was the space X, the
rocket that came out forget it. Says it right on
(18:13):
your thing on the top. Chris has Crew nine. Anyway
here is splash down, Splash Down and splash down Crew
nine back on Earth. They were up there for nine
months and when they came back they had to deal
with certain things like they had lost bone masks. They
(18:34):
also were much weaker from not using their muscles, and
the order their door dash order was cold. Now, I
was really proud of that joke earlier, and I told
that joke earlier, and you guys barely gave me a laugh.
Their DoorDash order was cold. You see the irony, because
that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Can I explain why didn't laugh at it because you
said the door Dash order was cold.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
And then I was thinking, what if they have cats
or dogs? And who's taking care of their cats or dogs?
That's not funny though, because that's that's not really ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
So I started a spiral wondering about their homes and
what state their homes are, too.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Care I don't know, why make an effort on this show?
What do you think they got from door Dash? See
what I mean? It's like you take a good joke
like that and you turn it into something that makes
sense jokes, don't God.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
You guys, I wanted some curly fries or something.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Honestly, though, could we go back to Bailey's point because
they were only supposed to go up for eight days, right,
what if they took their cat to what is it
like the vet or something somebody to watch?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Now you're up there for nine months boarding, can you
imagine the bill?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So expensive is funnier though, you see why it's funnier
because it's door It's ridiculous. I'm worried about that.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
It's practical. It would have been better if you said
their order is moldy.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Now, no, that's not funny. I think it's funny.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I try one more time. Let's try one more time. Okay.
So they come back. There's a couple of things they
get to deal with. Number one, they've lost one percent
of their bone masks for every month they're up there.
Number two, they're week from not exercising. And number three,
their door dash order has gotten cold. It's been on
the porch that I hate you guys. You try it
with the moldy part.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Okay, yeah, you know they were up there. They were
only supposed to be up there for like eight days.
They came down. Finally got down after nine months and
it was just like so sad because their tordash order
had move on it.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Then I hate Oh lord, if you are a mother
or a father, you know exactly what I'm doing. You
know exactly what I'm going through. You do something really
nice for your kids, like oh, I made tacos, and
(20:37):
like tacos are gross. I ate over at Sarah's house.
You don't appreciate the things that I do for you.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Somebody and they said, Dave, I appreciate the dad humor.
So you want got one text, You've got one person.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Who hate everybody. I'm never going to do any work
on the show ever again?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Okay, yeah, don't get out.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Got her start in the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday,
despite that awful imagined song she did five years ago.
Ceremony was delayed by pro Palestinian protesters who could be
chanting during the entire thing. And see if there's anything
else really quick to throw in here. Headliners at Lola
Palooza got the partial list for you includes Sabrina Carpenter,
(21:18):
Tyler the Creator, Olivia Rodrigo, and Luke Combs. That show
will happen July thirty first to August third at Chicago's
Grant Park. Jenny, have you ever gone to that?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
You seem like the type, So that's why I asked, No,
I have not Coachella.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Nope, no, No.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Honestly, those are like, in my opinions, not real music festivals,
And people might come at me for that, but those
are the festivals that a lot of people go to
just to get the pictures and the Instagram posts. Like
I think that there's much better festivals out there that
are like true music festivals in my opinions, such as
Country USA.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
All right, it is also known as camp in the Mud. Yeah,
shout out to Malcolm. He is eight and he is
sixteen years old to day. They listen every morning on
the way to school with Mom. Happy birthday, Malcolm, Love Mom,
Dad and Alex. Can I do a shout out too?
Please do you?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Sky's Calico Cat Smudge, who has a birthday shout out,
turning one today. She listens every morning and I'm her favorite.
Sky asked me to do this. Your's favorite, Yeah, the
Calico Cat Smudge.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You're the reason I don't listen anymore. I am yep.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I was wondering why you can You're wondering why he
never responded.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Day Actually right now, I'm not a fan of any
of you. Oh, let's do Jenny Zmomo. Three great emo
songs taking you back to middle school or whenever you
were in your emo phase. Jenny Zmo Threemo.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Thank you for being here today for Jenny'szemo remo.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I'm kicking it off with one of my favorite emo
bands of all time, mostly because I almost partied with
them once in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. They are the All American
Red and this is my favorite song that they do
is called Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
On Jenny's email. Three mon on Katie w Bat.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
All right, it's Dirty Little Secret on Jenny's Emo threemo,
and I want to say that there's a lot of
texts coming in that are saying Jenny playing Dirty Little
Secret seems a little sus after that. Letters have nothing
to do with the two Okay, it is very different.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
I picked out these songs or like two days ago.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, let her live and play her favorite EMO songs.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Also, there's not enough women Emo songs I feel like
in the world, but I do always try to incorporate
at least.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
One in my EMAO th remo. So the next one
I'm going to do is a little Avril.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Lavine complicated, a little Avril Levine on Jenny's Emo three
Moo today. I feel like I've kept it kind of
up beat today and I'm gonna keep keeping it up
beats with my final song today. But if you do
need any energy, you can always swing my Holiday station
stores and get a medium hot coffee with two ring
(24:00):
donuts with their awesome Bakery meal deal. But we're going
to keep the energy going with a little my Chemical
Romance to finish off jenny Cemo three more Today with
Teenagers and that's Jenny ze Bo three remo today. If
you ever have a suggestion for a song you want
to hear, you are more than welcome to text in
if you want, or you can DM me at Jenny
KTWB on Instagram. But thank you, I did get one
(24:21):
lovely text I like to hear Jenny ten out of
ten today an show We're on fire.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Another one said Jenny need to start my day like
this today. Thank you sent me right back to my
teenage angst. Is another one shooting for you up. And
then somebody says, you know, it's a little suspicious that
Jeny is Jenny's planning complicated after that mystery letter that
we don't know the mystery letter where'd I put it there?
(24:47):
It is, we got this letter a snail mail in
the mail this morning and it's it's handwritten on a
piece of printer paper. It says, I can't believe you
worked with everyone this long and they still don't know.
You need tell them or I will, no signature, no
return address, nothing, and we're like, it's addressed to everybody
on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
And then Jenny played dirty little secret that she played
it's my songs like two days ago for this.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Okay, But here's what's even weirder. Guess what Jenny scheduled
next on the show? What confessions? Okay, producer of the show,
you're the one who who we the letter came out
of nowhere. Then you do dirty little secrets complicated and
(25:35):
then you schedule confessions. What am I supposed to think that.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
I'm trying to produce a really awesome show.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Jenny's like a clue mastermind. Like she's like missus Peacock,
She's like Blue from Blue.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
I love you guys, think I'm this smart to inspire
to do all this.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Curarently one of us has a secret that wey haven't
told the other people on the show, and they should
have by now. Now you already know all of my
secrets except that one. But Bailey. Bailey's one of those
people where if you found out that Bailey used to
sell fentanyl to high school kids, you'd be like me,
tracks No, I would.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Not know you would because know that would be the
biggest shock to meet.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
High school people are my favorite kinds of people.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Favorite customers. Anyway, they say if you don't tell them,
I will, which we're just gonna set it aside and
just go forget I forget about it, like all the
best ways to forget about problems, Just set it aside,
pretend it doesn't exist. We are going to do confessions, though,
So here's the way it works. We're gonna get Katy
(26:36):
Perry tickets right now, Katy Perry tickets for you for
the big show coming up on Target Center May thirteenth,
So a couple of months away, get you into Katy
Perry with your best confession. What do I mean by that? Well,
what do you think is gonna win? Let's just put
it there. What do you think is gonna win? If
you've got a really good one and then kind of
(26:57):
a moderate one, which one do you think is gonna win?
Give us a confession. We do have a couple of rules.
It can't be I dinged up mom's car when I
was seventeen years old, that everybody's done that. That will
not win. So if you got another one about how
you embezzled money from work, or how you were married
to three people at the same time, or maybe the
(27:17):
baby that your boyfriend thinks is his is not his,
then call me at six' five one nine eight, nine.
Katiewb let's hear your. Confession we will run you through
the voice disguiser three, thousand Which i'll show you it's
effectiveness right, Now, jenny if you want to go ahead and,
talk the voice disguiser is.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
On WHEN i was, younger my sister always had a
bunch of cereal in her room AND i would go
into The Lucky charms and only the marshmallows out of,
it and she would claim THAT i did, it BUT
i always, lied AND i was, like it wasn't, Me
it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Me she's still to the, state doesn't believe, me.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
SO i blame the only other person in the house
would do. That so, OKAY i.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Had another, sister she could have done it.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Too give me your confession and will disguise your. Voice best.
One gonna go See Katy perry in. Concert Great seats
For you six, five one nine eight NINE kdwb
I just want to say I was admiring my tattoo
a minute ago. Yeah, well, you know it's got the
I got long sleeves on, which was a dumb idea.
Today you got the sanded DRM thing over it there.
But if you want to see it is are we
on YouTube right now? Okay, we're on YouTube, Dave Ryan
TV on YouTube And it's my job, my dog Josie's pawprint.
(00:22):
And I don't know who gave me the idea for
this one, but when I heard it, I read it
somewhere on Instagram and I'm like, there's a novel idea.
So here's me thinking that I've learned something. I go
down to the hound Dog Hotel West where Josie is staying,
and they're like, oh, we love Josie and she's getting
older and getting a little bit weak and slow. And
I said, yeah, I've got an idea that when she
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before she dies, I want to get her pawprint tattooed
because I've heard this is a thing. You should look
into this get their pawprint and get it tattooed on.
And the girl behind the counter, she rolls up her sleeves.
She's like, yeah, she didn't make me feel stupid. Yeah,
she was more like, yeah, it's a great idea. See
I've got one. I'm like, oh, I thought I really
new idea. Anyway, I got it done yesterday, and let
(01:07):
me hold it up to that. Can I get an angle?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, I feel like you got to put your arm
down to get the right angle because then it's upside down.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I think that's fine. Yeah, you can see it. There's
no other way I can do it. Okay, So if
you want to see it, can you see it? Bailey?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, well I can see it. I can see insta,
Yeah I can. I mean it's upside down, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I can see it. It looks good, it looks pretty good,
looks nice. It hurt, though, Oh did it hurt? Real bad?
Hurt bad.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I really didn't take you as someone who would get
a tattoo that would be in that prominent of a spot,
because like, you got your calf tattoos, but you don't
show off your calves very often. Not off shocked when
you said that you're going to put it right on
your forearm area.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I was like, dang, Dave's kind of a.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Bad see and you've got your Harley Davidson shirt today.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
He's going to come in with a sleeve.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, that's what is that? Why you're trying to still
rock this hair styles?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Got one with a naked girl wearing an Uncle Sam hat.
So that the next one that Uncle Sam Hill. Of
course he's naked.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, some like American Gothic style.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I don't know about that. Yeah, so I'm pretty excited
about that one anyway. So that's new I got. I got.
This is a mystery that I found. We were trying
to clean stuff out, and so we're going through stuff
and getting rid of stuff, and so I found a
clay pot that Carson made when he was in second grade.
And I'm holding up the camera right now. It is
(02:27):
its second grade clay pot about the size of a oh,
I don't know, a donut hole. It's a little bit
bigger than a donut hole. And I'm holding up the
camera as ugly as hell. Yeah, a second grade project.
And I told Carson, I said, I'm gonna throw this away.
Is that okay? It's like, yeah, that's okay. Look on
the bottom it says c A R T E R Carter,
Oh Carter. So apparently we have been holding on to
(02:49):
for the past fifteen years, some kid named Carter's clay pot. Now,
if you have a twenty three twenty four year old
boy named Carter that went to school at Bluff Creek
Elementary in chan Hassen, I've got your kid's pot money.
If you want it, call me and I will bring
it over to your house.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Have it displayed anywhere, because my mom has some I
was gonna say, my mom has two clayfish that my
older sister and I made, still on this cabinet in
our bathroom to this day.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
My grandma has a I made like a two can
some type of extract abstract painting, and she got it
made as a mouse pad.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
She still us.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I'm imprised that Carson hasn't noticed that that's not it,
Like I would be like, that's not mine ever since
I was the eight.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Year old kid. That's a good question. How did he
not know that's not mine when he brought it home?
Like he didn't notice that's not his? So if you
want your kid, Carter's clay pot's got his name on
the bottom of it. What year would that have been?
Oh my god, nine, two thousand and nine. Yeah, okay,
is right. Around.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I just give them carters. You need to get one
in return.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I wonder if Carson's back, Yeah, I wonder if they
have Carson, or if Carson's is just you know, stayed
at school.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
And he was like, yeah, bye, can I have mine?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
If Carson and the teacher's like, okay, Carter, here you go.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Or or the teacher thought that Carson was Carter. All right.
I don't know anyway. If you want it, hit me up,
send me a text at KDWB one. I'm gonna play
the most risk a boss song of all time. And
when I say risk a, I mean risky because this
song goes back probably close to fifty ish years and
everybody loves this song. But Rich our boss is gonna
(04:32):
freak out. If he's listening. We're gonna do a boss
check and see and he might call and say, get
that song off my radio station. Meantime, Elton John boss check, No,
rich not listening. Don't tell him that I played that song.
Or he'll be like, can you see me after the show?
Were you playing Elton John on our show? That off
(04:52):
and play that bag Cam song. That's it exactly all right.
It's KATWB on the Dave Ryan Show. We got I
gotta tell you something. I was not gonna bring this
up on the air, but this is so weird. We
got the weirdest letter, a snail mail letter yesterday. You know,
somebody sent a letter which already proves right there they're
a psycho or they're in prison. The only letters we
(05:13):
get anymore from psychos or in.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Prison say that we.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
No, we don't. They're either psycho or in prison or
they want something. Okay, I shouldn't read it, but I
have to because it's so weird and it's a little
bit scary. Oh no, I don't. I'll read it to
you next on Katie w B. Stay that, don't miss
(05:39):
the live on YouTube and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
It's one on one point three.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Kat w B. This is a little bit scary. We
got a letter in the mail yesterday, and I said,
a minute ago, I said, nobody sends letters anymore unless
they're in prison or their psycho. Nobody sends letters anymore.
Once in a while we'll get a piece of snail
mail that's like a wedding announcement and somebody's like, oh,
you guys should come to my wedding. So that's not psycho,
or somebody will send a birthday card or whatever the
(06:05):
letters psycho because it's like they want because they know
you're gonna get it. You're not going to delete it
or skip over. It won't when you're spam fold.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah, you are going to open in a letter.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
But it's easier for mail to get lost, so I
would I would just send an email.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Though that's weird because you are a psycho. So I'm
going to hold this up to the camera here, but
I'm gonna read it to you first. This is and
I threw away the envelope and I should have saved it,
but it did not have a return address. It is
one piece of like printer or paper with a like
a couple of sentences on here. Are you ready? Yeah? Now,
(06:43):
I will say this. It came to the Dave Ryan
in the Morning Show, not like Dave Ryan. No, oh
you ready, I'm ready. I can't believe you worked with
everyone this long and they still don't know. You need
to tell them or I will. Who's you hold it up?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
This?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It doesn't have a name on it. Yeah, I want
to see what it looks like too. It looks like
it looks like a woman's writing, but it could be
a guy's writing. And it's like they wrote just on
the top third of the paper and on it, Well,
that was by me.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I actually split coffee on him, like I got this
scary letter, Let me spill coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, more time, Okay, I'm gonna hold it up the camera.
So if you want to watch this on YouTube, Dave
Ryan TV, even see there it is. I can't believe
you worked with everyone this long and they still don't know.
You need to tell them or I will. Now that
(07:44):
could be interpreted several different ways. I've worked with you
guys for a long time. Yeah, Bailey Vaughant, you both
worked here for over a year year ish or so.
They could be referring to you. You worked with everyone
this long and they still don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
See, I feel like, yeah, you've worked here for very long,
But like, is a year a long time? Or I
guess in this in the eyes of creepy letter person,
maybe a year is long enough.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I'm going to default to Dave or Jenny like it.
It's to them because nobody sends to me or Bailey anything.
And you guys have worked here for a while. Who
do you think has the big secret on the show
that hasn't told anybody else.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I think you were Jenny. No, you already know all
my secrets except that one. I feel like bond is
deflecting pretty quickly. Whoever smells it. Yes, you also know.
I'm a very open person. Bayley.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
What about you and your cat? What do you two
do behind closed doors? Take naps?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
So and the weird thing is you need to tell
them or I will. Well, how the thinking that we're going
to write another letter? If I get another letter that says, oh,
it's because Bailey used to be a carjacker or Jenny
has a conducted convicted fentanyl dealer. Oh no, then if
I open it, then I will know. Well, you will know,
(09:05):
and then you can toss it.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, but what if it's about you, then you'll read
it and then it won't even matter I would or not.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
And you said the envelope had no return address, no
returns to the Day, Ryan, When people send us things
and be like to day, like to whom it concerns,
Day or something?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I should have looked at the postmark. I guess it's probably
Minneapolis or you know, somewhere local. Should envelope nearby in
the kitchen trash, all right, Well, did they write it
in pan or marker? It's a it's a crayon. I
don't know if that matters.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I'm just thinking they cut little letters out of a
magazine that I'd.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Be really scared. Now. It could be a joke, but
it is a very ominous sounding joke. I want to
give you a chance right now. Does anybody have something
that they go I should have told them? No, I
don't think. I don't think so. I'm gonna guess it's
(10:01):
because this is what Bailey is very open. But also
there's something amiss there. There's something a.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Miss see again, I feel like you got you are
deflecting onto me because it's you.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
But if you know it's not you, then of course
you've got to figure out who in the other Who
in the room is right got the secret? Well, I
don't think it's me.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I feel I don't think I have an open book.
I feel like we're all open.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's a weird thing.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I might seem mysterious because you don't know me very well,
but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Who is the most mysterious on the show. Sometimes it's
like when you watch a murder mystery it's like, oh, well,
it's not that guy, he's the plumber. He didn't and
then it's the plumber.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh yeah, I know, right with the easiest, the easiest choice.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, So I don't know what they mean by you
need to tell them or I will. But can you
read it again? Sorry? Can you read it again? I'd
a letter here to the radio station. I opened it
this morning when I came in. It's written on a
piece of printer paper. It says, I can't believe if
you worked with everyone this long and they still don't know,
you need to tell them or I will. I don't
(11:06):
like the ultimatum. Well, that's what I don't get, is
like if if you have a secret, it's not anybody's business,
Like if Bailey has a secret that you used to
be a nun, for example, Yeah, you don't need to
tell me that it's none of my business. It's none
of your business. Yeah, okay, Vaunt used to be the
leader of a Ponzi scheme. You don't need to tell
(11:27):
me that. I don't care. I'm not going to tell you.
You can tell me anything. I don't know, do we not? Like?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Is everyone on the show so comfortable with secrets that
it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We're like unfazed.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, no, I mean the entire letter stresses me out, No,
I know, racking my brain trying to think what it could.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Be, because then how does this person know what potential
secret this like one of us has.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
They probably know one of us.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
It's not like some random stranger would you get out
of mailing a letter?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Just all secretive to the show.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Like.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
People respect you. Laing via text, speculate away via text.
Why is Jenny not saying that much? Because it is
that Jenny's engaged, and this is how she's announcing it
is Fallin playing a prank. Again, it is not Fallon's handwriting.
But now that I think about it, they'd be dumb.
(12:20):
She could have, like, you know, Jake or somebody else
write that. I don't think it's Fallin. Though Jenny looks
suspicious about this letter.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I think I always look suspicious though.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I'm going to send it over here, so you always
have something to hide, Jenny. Maybe there's another text vaunt
is very defensive. I don't know why it would be
the text that.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, all right, well I don't know what they're you
know what, what's going to have? So we just ignore it.
We'll just ignore it for the potty. I can't imagine
how they're going to let everybody know if they send
a letter, then I'll just throw it away unless it's
just really good, all right, I don't know. We'll cover
we'll cover more of that later. We're gonna move on.
It is time now for Vont to stir the pot Vont,
(13:09):
what's on your mind today? Thanks David.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I think same items in my cart should count as
one item in the express lane at grocery stores.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, that is dumb. So if you got three bundles
of grapes you think that shit, or three cans of
chicken noodle soup that should count as one item. Yes,
you're canceled. Why can't cancel? Why is that dumb? You
do it with produce, You put like four peppers in
a in a bag. So with your argument, then forty
cans of chicken noodle soup in your cart should be
(13:36):
one item? Yes? What? But no? Why is it because
you're from Jenny? Because she worked that out picnic right.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, pigli wickly, that's correct. No, you have to individually
still scan all that stuff. The thing with produce is
you're still putting all four peppers on the scale at once.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
No, that's one item.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You are because they're in a bag.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
But you can easily just put it on and then
press quantity and change the quantity. Why can't I do
that with two and a or if I have a
three bottles of cream of coconut.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Why well, I don't think they make the self checkout
lanes that advance. You can do that as a cashier
where you put in a quantity and you just scan
one and then you show them all through. But that's
not how the self checkout lane works because that's a
way for people to like steal, So that's it.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You have to do it based on waight and.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Like placing it into the bagging area, so you have
to individually scan self checkout stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I think that's dumb.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
And I'm talking about the express lane particularly, not the
like the express the twelve items or fifteen nine under less,
not the self checkout.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Not what you are. You're a very privileged gen z,
non self aware, selfish self. I'm just kidding. I like you.
I think it's just dumb. I think that you got
three cans of soup, that's three items. Those count toward
your twelve items in the self checkout, why it's not
taking you longer to scan it?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Because people would argue like, oh, then there's no point
to be in the express lane, so it's not taking
you longer plus five of whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
No, because well, the express lane.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
If you walked in and you had forty items and
I was working in the express lane, I would say,
get your ass out of my lane, go to a
different lane. Why do you care, Because because it's the
express lane and I work there and I'm there to
enforce the rules.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
But you're on shift, so no matter what, you're still
gonna be standing there no matter how long it takes me.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
But the people behind you are the ones you gotta
be courteous about, not the checker.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, and sa if same if you were doing this
in self checkout. I hate it when people have full
charts of stuff and self checkout because I feel like
self checkout is kind.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Of like its own express lane. You're right, Bailey, and
I think most of them now have a limit. It's like, okay,
twelve fifteen items or like, and they should and if
it's roughly, it's like, I'm not gonna sit there and
count the guy in front of me basket to see
whether he's got you know, twenty do you probably do?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I don't. It's like you know what he got one over?
I don't care. Do your thing.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
No.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
I always get into the self checkout if I can,
with however many items in my car, because it's that
convenience for me. I'm not inconveniencing anybody else. If you're inconvenienced,
take your ass to another lane.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Text message just Vonn says three three items of the
same item and a self checkout should count as one.
One text message at KDWB one says I agree with
von Another one says Walmart has the option in self
checkout to add the quantity of multiple items after scanning two.
So it's nice.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Seek And I think there's bigger things for you to
complain about, Bagley or like if you work at a
at a cub or whatever, if other than me taking
too long in your lane because you're gonna have to
stand there no matter what.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You are a menace to society, red you hold everybody up.
You said you should be able to drive in the
left lane if you want to into oncoming traffic. Vaught
said people should swerve out of their way, out of
his way, rather.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Than the crazy what he says.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
What do you think vonn is? So here's a text
that says Vant is so wrong on this. You're you
need to grow up and go out and experience the world.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yevont get out there.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Somebody sexistaid Vant. That's very self centered thinking how how so?
I don't think it's not self centered. But you choose
a lane out of your own convenience. So if the
self checkout lane or the express lane is not there's
not a long line, then I'm going in that lane line.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Because it's express.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, it's not about your convenience. Like the convenience of
self express line is express line?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Well, either or express line or self checkout. The convenience
is that you have a small number of items so
you can get through the line earlier.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's not to your convenience. So what if convenience of
everyone else?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
What if I go to Walmart and there's one more
case of water sitting there and I'm like, you know what,
I have like two bottles of water at home. I'm
gonna be courteous of everybody else that might need water.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That's dumb. I need water, So I'm gonna go get water.
That's not a comparison. Yeah, von sounds like the text
message VONN sounds like the guy that doesn't return his
shopping cart.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
No drake shopping cart.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
For the most part. If I'm lazy and the thing's
too far, I like that, always return your shopping cart. Ways,
all right, we're gonna move on. Dave's dirt on Katie
w B Show one on one point three kd WB.
Splash Down space space X was the space X, the
rocket that came out forget it. Says it right on
(18:13):
your thing on the top. Chris has Crew nine. Anyway
here is splash down, Splash Down and splash down Crew
nine back on Earth. They were up there for nine
months and when they came back they had to deal
with certain things like they had lost bone masks. They
(18:34):
also were much weaker from not using their muscles, and
the order their door dash order was cold. Now, I
was really proud of that joke earlier, and I told
that joke earlier, and you guys barely gave me a laugh.
Their DoorDash order was cold. You see the irony, because
that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Can I explain why didn't laugh at it because you
said the door Dash order was cold.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
And then I was thinking, what if they have cats
or dogs? And who's taking care of their cats or dogs?
That's not funny though, because that's that's not really ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
So I started a spiral wondering about their homes and
what state their homes are, too.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Care I don't know, why make an effort on this show?
What do you think they got from door Dash? See
what I mean? It's like you take a good joke
like that and you turn it into something that makes
sense jokes, don't God.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
You guys, I wanted some curly fries or something.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Honestly, though, could we go back to Bailey's point because
they were only supposed to go up for eight days, right,
what if they took their cat to what is it
like the vet or something somebody to watch?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Now you're up there for nine months boarding, can you
imagine the bill?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So expensive is funnier though, you see why it's funnier
because it's door It's ridiculous. I'm worried about that.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
It's practical. It would have been better if you said
their order is moldy.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Now, no, that's not funny. I think it's funny.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I try one more time. Let's try one more time. Okay.
So they come back. There's a couple of things they
get to deal with. Number one, they've lost one percent
of their bone masks for every month they're up there.
Number two, they're week from not exercising. And number three,
their door dash order has gotten cold. It's been on
the porch that I hate you guys. You try it
with the moldy part.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Okay, yeah, you know they were up there. They were
only supposed to be up there for like eight days.
They came down. Finally got down after nine months and
it was just like so sad because their tordash order
had move on it.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Then I hate Oh lord, if you are a mother
or a father, you know exactly what I'm doing. You
know exactly what I'm going through. You do something really
nice for your kids, like oh, I made tacos, and
(20:37):
like tacos are gross. I ate over at Sarah's house.
You don't appreciate the things that I do for you.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Somebody and they said, Dave, I appreciate the dad humor.
So you want got one text, You've got one person.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Who hate everybody. I'm never going to do any work
on the show ever again?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Okay, yeah, don't get out.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Got her start in the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday,
despite that awful imagined song she did five years ago.
Ceremony was delayed by pro Palestinian protesters who could be
chanting during the entire thing. And see if there's anything
else really quick to throw in here. Headliners at Lola
Palooza got the partial list for you includes Sabrina Carpenter,
(21:18):
Tyler the Creator, Olivia Rodrigo, and Luke Combs. That show
will happen July thirty first to August third at Chicago's
Grant Park. Jenny, have you ever gone to that?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
You seem like the type, So that's why I asked, No,
I have not Coachella.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Nope, no, No.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Honestly, those are like, in my opinions, not real music festivals,
And people might come at me for that, but those
are the festivals that a lot of people go to
just to get the pictures and the Instagram posts. Like
I think that there's much better festivals out there that
are like true music festivals in my opinions, such as
Country USA.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
All right, it is also known as camp in the Mud. Yeah,
shout out to Malcolm. He is eight and he is
sixteen years old to day. They listen every morning on
the way to school with Mom. Happy birthday, Malcolm, Love Mom,
Dad and Alex. Can I do a shout out too?
Please do you?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Sky's Calico Cat Smudge, who has a birthday shout out,
turning one today. She listens every morning and I'm her favorite.
Sky asked me to do this. Your's favorite, Yeah, the
Calico Cat Smudge.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You're the reason I don't listen anymore. I am yep.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I was wondering why you can You're wondering why he
never responded.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Day Actually right now, I'm not a fan of any
of you. Oh, let's do Jenny Zmomo. Three great emo
songs taking you back to middle school or whenever you
were in your emo phase. Jenny Zmo Threemo.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Thank you for being here today for Jenny'szemo remo.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I'm kicking it off with one of my favorite emo
bands of all time, mostly because I almost partied with
them once in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. They are the All American
Red and this is my favorite song that they do
is called Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
On Jenny's email. Three mon on Katie w Bat.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
All right, it's Dirty Little Secret on Jenny's Emo threemo,
and I want to say that there's a lot of
texts coming in that are saying Jenny playing Dirty Little
Secret seems a little sus after that. Letters have nothing
to do with the two Okay, it is very different.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
I picked out these songs or like two days ago.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, let her live and play her favorite EMO songs.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Also, there's not enough women Emo songs I feel like
in the world, but I do always try to incorporate
at least.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
One in my EMAO th remo. So the next one
I'm going to do is a little Avril.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Lavine complicated, a little Avril Levine on Jenny's Emo three
Moo today. I feel like I've kept it kind of
up beat today and I'm gonna keep keeping it up
beats with my final song today. But if you do
need any energy, you can always swing my Holiday station
stores and get a medium hot coffee with two ring
(24:00):
donuts with their awesome Bakery meal deal. But we're going
to keep the energy going with a little my Chemical
Romance to finish off jenny Cemo three more Today with
Teenagers and that's Jenny ze Bo three remo today. If
you ever have a suggestion for a song you want
to hear, you are more than welcome to text in
if you want, or you can DM me at Jenny
KTWB on Instagram. But thank you, I did get one
(24:21):
lovely text I like to hear Jenny ten out of
ten today an show We're on fire.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Another one said Jenny need to start my day like
this today. Thank you sent me right back to my
teenage angst. Is another one shooting for you up. And
then somebody says, you know, it's a little suspicious that
Jeny is Jenny's planning complicated after that mystery letter that
we don't know the mystery letter where'd I put it there?
(24:47):
It is, we got this letter a snail mail in
the mail this morning and it's it's handwritten on a
piece of printer paper. It says, I can't believe you
worked with everyone this long and they still don't know.
You need tell them or I will, no signature, no
return address, nothing, and we're like, it's addressed to everybody
on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
And then Jenny played dirty little secret that she played
it's my songs like two days ago for this.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Okay, But here's what's even weirder. Guess what Jenny scheduled
next on the show? What confessions? Okay, producer of the show,
you're the one who who we the letter came out
of nowhere. Then you do dirty little secrets complicated and
(25:35):
then you schedule confessions. What am I supposed to think that.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
I'm trying to produce a really awesome show.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Jenny's like a clue mastermind. Like she's like missus Peacock,
She's like Blue from Blue.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
I love you guys, think I'm this smart to inspire
to do all this.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Curarently one of us has a secret that wey haven't
told the other people on the show, and they should
have by now. Now you already know all of my
secrets except that one. But Bailey. Bailey's one of those
people where if you found out that Bailey used to
sell fentanyl to high school kids, you'd be like me,
tracks No, I would.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Not know you would because know that would be the
biggest shock to meet.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
High school people are my favorite kinds of people.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Favorite customers. Anyway, they say if you don't tell them,
I will, which we're just gonna set it aside and
just go forget I forget about it, like all the
best ways to forget about problems, Just set it aside,
pretend it doesn't exist. We are going to do confessions, though,
So here's the way it works. We're gonna get Katy
(26:36):
Perry tickets right now, Katy Perry tickets for you for
the big show coming up on Target Center May thirteenth,
So a couple of months away, get you into Katy
Perry with your best confession. What do I mean by that? Well,
what do you think is gonna win? Let's just put
it there. What do you think is gonna win? If
you've got a really good one and then kind of
(26:57):
a moderate one, which one do you think is gonna win?
Give us a confession. We do have a couple of rules.
It can't be I dinged up mom's car when I
was seventeen years old, that everybody's done that. That will
not win. So if you got another one about how
you embezzled money from work, or how you were married
to three people at the same time, or maybe the
(27:17):
baby that your boyfriend thinks is his is not his,
then call me at six' five one nine eight, nine.
Katiewb let's hear your. Confession we will run you through
the voice disguiser three, thousand Which i'll show you it's
effectiveness right, Now, jenny if you want to go ahead and,
talk the voice disguiser is.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
On WHEN i was, younger my sister always had a
bunch of cereal in her room AND i would go
into The Lucky charms and only the marshmallows out of,
it and she would claim THAT i did, it BUT
i always, lied AND i was, like it wasn't, Me
it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Me she's still to the, state doesn't believe, me.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
SO i blame the only other person in the house
would do. That so, OKAY i.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Had another, sister she could have done it.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Too give me your confession and will disguise your. Voice best.
One gonna go See Katy perry in. Concert Great seats
For you six, five one nine eight NINE kdwb
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