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Speaker 1 (00:00):
D w B.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Good morning, Hope you had a good Mother's Day. I
made Susan cry with a Mother's Day card yesterday, not
the one from me. I made one from Roger, her
little cat, and so I wrote the words backwards. I
put the r's and Roger backwards, and I misspelled happy
and I put little drew little pawprints on there. And
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she's like, oh, it's a card from Roger and I said, yeah,
you know, he made me go down to Target and
get one, and he insisted that he get to sign it.
And I said, Roger, your r's are backwards, and he said,
I don't care. And I told the whole little story
about how Roger signed the card. And I looked at
her and she had tears running down both cheeks because
she loves that cat. And no, mine did not even
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get like a blink of an eye. No mine was
like happy mother's Day. I don't know what else. I said,
probably just happy mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, Dave, I mean you tried a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, the cat card made her cry, So that one
she's going to keep Roger directly into the trago.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
She just threw it right in front of you and
then it's trash.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, she don't care anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So we're right now, right now, it is seven oh six,
so we're one minute late, and I don't want to
be too late on this one post malone and jelly
roll tickets. Now, the way it works is really it's
it's we've played this before, but if you're new at this,
I'll just remind you. You'll use the talk back feature
on the iHeartRadio app. You will open up the iHeartRadio app,
and then as you're listening to ktble Tobe on the
live stream, there's a red microphone button. I'm gonna open
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up right now for demo purposes. Okay, So you go
to the iHeartRadio app, you tap that, you open it up.
It takes a second. There's the red iHeart screen. Then
it does a little flip like a page turn and listen.
You can listen to us right now. And I looked
at her and she had okay, So there's a little
bit of a delay on there, but that's okay. And
then if you tap the thing that is playing, so
tap at the bottom where it says KTB tob and
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now there's a big KTBB round logo filling your screen
just above that is the only red thing on the
screen other than your home button. It's a microphone. Let
me tap that, okay, Okay, So now it says tap
record to send a message to one A one point
three kt WDB. It's a black screen with a red
record button, and the keyword that you want to do
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is post. So you will simply say the keyword is post.
Here we're going tap that three two one. The keyword
is post. Then I stop, and then I listen to it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay, the keyword is post.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, easy, and then it'll try again if I want to.
If I'm not happy with it, yeah, then I can
do it again. But it just hit send. It says sending,
and it says your message had been sent to one
A one point three KTBLEB and you go back to streaming.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's easy.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Now that's the talkback feature. You can use it for anything,
comments or birthday shout outs or whatever. But this time
to win Post Malone and Jelly roll tickets for their
show a week from tomorrow night. You gotta do it
that way, any question, So, I think it makes pretty
good sense.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't have any questions right now.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Just give me a second, though, I'll think of one
now the uh it changes every half an hour, so
the more often you listen, and you might as well
listen in the iHeartRadio app because that's you're gonna need
that anyway.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So but you do whatever you want. As long as
you're listening, you're making daddy happy, So thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
These are song lyrics where we look back at them
and we go, well, that was kind of dumb, and
there are plentiful dumb song lyrics.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We're gonna start off with.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
This is a little bit dicey, but it's from Nickelback
and it's a song we used to play on KTWB.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Did we really?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We did play this song on KTWB. It is from
the song figured You Out. I'm not gonna say the lyrics.
I'm gonna play a couple of them, and then I'm
gonna stop embarrassing song lyrics from Nickelback.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You pass around.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, okay, so there's that one. Now here's a fun one, right.
It is KDWB on the Dave Ryan Show. Never more
than thirty minutes away from another post Malone and jelly
roll tickets. We'll do that coming up in a little bit.
So last week on the show. I think it was
on Friday. We talked to a woman and she was
telling us a story about how she's dating this new guy,
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and she was nosing around his house. As an older house,
it has a laundry shoot. Most homes don't have them anymore,
but it used to be like, you live on the
top level, you put the laundry in the laundry shoot.
It drops down to the basement, where at the time
most people kept their washer dryer.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, a lot of the time.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Now in new houses anyway, they're on the main level
where you live. I don't know why they ever said, Well,
I think they used to put him in the basement
because they would leak.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh, well that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, I'm getting sidetracked. So she looks in the laundry shoot.
There's a shoe box. Well, what's in the shoebox?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Opens up seventy five thousand dollars of new one hundred
dollars bills wrapped right there, fresh from the bank. Well,
she thought, we kind of deduced that, Well, he's not
a drug dealer, because usually they have like rankled up
twenties and fifties and hundreds that are kind of rankled
up and dirty, and you know they got cocaine on him. Sure,
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And so we said, well, there, maybe he's just one
of those doomsday preppers that you know, keep that much,
keeps that much around the house or in the mob,
or in the mob when for somebody, or maybe that's
just you know, he doesn't trust banks or whatever possible.
But she said, I don't want to ask him. I said,
don't ask him because he's going to take you on
a canoe ride in the middle of the night and
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there'll be a rope and a concrete block. Now I said,
don't do that. I said, let's get Steve O, who
used to be on the show before he was unceremoniously
let go. Do you remember when you were unceremoniously let
go from the show.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
It'll happen to you too.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Soon or not. That's why we listen to what you
have a question?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Drug dealers hold their money? Yeah, how do you know
that drug dealer?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I don't know that day.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
The only reason I know about drug dealer's money is
from watching a lot of TV. So it's it's always
like a bag full of dirty cash. It's wrangkled up
because it's exchanged in the alley behind the bus station.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Usually yeah, where and which?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
And if you were to dump the body with a
concrete blog, which one would it be? Many like, where
would you jump the body?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, the lead.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
The deepest lake in Minnesota is Lake Elmo. It is
over six hundred feet deep. Yeah, so I would take
him out to Lake Elmo. Why are we going all
to Lake Almo when men and washed us right across
the street. Well, Susan, just get in the canoe.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Get Susan now.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So so we had Steve, who was able. He does
miraculous things online. He was able to find my ex
girlfriend Kathy, the former hooker, and and and found picture,
found her Facebook and found pictures and that type of thing.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
So say that again.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Her husband didn't like it when I called.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, you called him, didn't.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
We called, and we got her to say that she
would come on, and then we called back and then
I can't remember if like you if he's nailed to you,
But he was like the husband was like, she doesn't
want to participate in this.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
So I was like, okay, goodbye.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Okay, so Steve is able to find it, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
No, I do my best work in incognito mode you're right, Dave,
and I was able to find some stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh really, and we'll tell you when we come right back. No,
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. So what'd you find on this guy?
We gave you the name, we gave you the address,
and we wanted to know, does he have a criminal record?
Is he up to anything? Hanky, fishy, sketchy?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Well, good bye? I guess this good news. Good news
is is that I didn't find a criminal record. I
mean I found him, I found like pictures of him
and stuff like that, but I can't find anything that
incriminating or suspicions. I did find that you still have
that speeding ticket from when you were speeding down Highway
(07:57):
seven going seventy five and a fifty five who me, Yeah,
that's still up online.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
So you didn't find anything on him, but you found
something on me. Okay, good Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
So I couldn't find I mean honestly, like.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I found pictures and you know, I found you know,
and I saw that he lived in Minnesota. I know
what his address is, but I honestly I couldn't find anything.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Okay, Well that's good news then.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, so there's there's no criminal record, there's no previous arrests,
there's nothing on.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
This guy, just a LinkedIn.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So now you're kind of a conspiracy theorist kind of
a guy, Steve. Why do you think this guy has
got seventy five thousand dollars in clean cash in his laundry?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Shoot you?
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Oh, I'd rather am I on the radio.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I think he's probably just one of those guys that
doesn't trust banks. Yeah, he's probably got somebody's four oh
one k or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
But you know that, I mean, really, the wh whole
economic system is just a hacker away from failure.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Maybe he's, you know, he's never been trusting of banks.
Maybe he got burned once, you know, something like that.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So what does she do?
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Does she casually, as she continues to date him, be like,
so like, where do you bank?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
At conversation?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
All right, Steve? What do you got going today? What's
going on? How are the kids? How's Christy? What's going on.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
There at school? Mother's Day was great, you know, just
living the dream.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
What did you do for Christie? For Mother's Day?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
We went to Maynard. She drank two margarita and what
happened next?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You know, let me, I'm gonna set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I'm gonna set you up. I'm gonna see if you
remember the joke, Steve. I'm gonna set you up and
see if you can nail it. Okay, what did you
get Christie for Mother's Day?
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yes? Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
So the good news is and I know she's listening
because she texted a while ago and said I'm listening
right now. So the good news is no criminal record. Yes,
I found this on the gram. Did we have this
reel anywhere?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
This is how they talk dirty up North. Now let
me just tell you there's nothing dirty in this. This
is how we talk dirty up North. This is a
woman overhearing her neighbors talking dirty.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You want to bite a sweet Martha's cookies? Don't you
put on.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Find any aquatic hitchhikers on? You? Put your dock in
my leg?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Cold?
Speaker 9 (10:34):
Pull?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Move? I like that?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
You like that? I like oh yeah, oh yeah. Don't
shut don't know, don't you know, don't you know?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Don't you know?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Choke me like the Vikings.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Sorry, Oh you got my tater tots harder than a diamond.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
A shine cole off.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Of ninety four and Radio Drive.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Open weekdays, Telee Saturdays and Sundays till far online dot com.
You got a friend in a diamondfofda oof ooftaffaf oof
dump dump do.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Oh that was nice. I love you. I'm gonna get
some milk.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Would you give me a pop?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I'm gonna check on our daughter. How's it going in there? Sweetheart?
Did I kiddle love you? The Dave Ryan Show one
on one point three kd w B. I'm gonna get
me some milk.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
I would be so not turned on if I ever
heard anything like.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That in the bedroom.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
No kidding, no kidding, Well, I bet just some people
do say ofda during it?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Okay, no, no, I'm gonna guess no, all right, let's
cover the dirt on kd w B. H. Pope is
making a lot of dirt stories today. Apparently the Pope
watched Conclave before entering the real Conclave. Yes, this is
the kind of dirt that we are digging up. Brought
you by six point two injured Heimer Lammer's injury laws.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
I said, did you watch the movie Conclave so you
know how to behave? And he had just finished watching
the movie Conkling, so he knew how to behave. So
it's that kind of stuff because I wanted to take
his mind off of it, you know, laugh about something,
because this is now an awesome responsibility.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Timberwolves one on Saturday Night. I think their next game
is tonight.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That's tonight, Yes, two to one in the series. They
are up two to one.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
They played tonight at nine and I think Steph Curry
is still out, which is why everyone's saying that they're.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Winning, but maybe not. I don't know. So is that
what is it Wolves in five or Wolves and Sex
in five? Right now?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Five?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That we still need to win two more games?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, okay, mgk's in the dirt. Today's put his own
spin on an in sync classic. Let's check it out.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Was that back in twenty eleven? Remember your Toamagatchi?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Did you have a Tamagatchi? Jenny? Did you have Tom?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
And I loved it?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Tomagotchi has made the World Video Hall of Fame. So
apparently they've just announced their class of twenty twenty five.
Four new games are being honored. They are Toamagatchi. They
came out in nineteen ninety six and everybody carried it
around and back in the day. Instead of cell phones
being a distract in class, it was kids with their Toamagatchi.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I always liked when it pooped because the poop would
have little flies around it. Yeah, it was so cute.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
And then you would bathe it, and then the water
would come across and clean your toamagatchi.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
And would smile.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Man, I love that thing.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Then you'd forget about it, and you'd come back to it.
There'd be a tombstone there on your Toamagatchi. They still
make them, they still sell them. Other ones that made
the list are Defender that was a forty five year
old arcade game, Quake and GoldenEye Double O seven, one
of the best selling Nintendo sixty four games back in
ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Then a good one.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
The new Nintendo Switch comes out. They keep pushing it back.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
They why.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I'm not really sure. I think it might be tariffs
and things like that. Sure, and I don't really know.
I'm gonna speaks as proficiently as I can on this one.
But apparently China and the US have reached a trade
tariff deal.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Have you heard about this.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I've heard that they've been talking about it.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
They announced the earlier this morning. They've reached a deal
and apparently there's a lot more to it than we
know that China just makes garbage stuff and then sells
it to us hashtag timu, Right, isn't timu from China?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I think?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
So? I also gets a lot of their stuff from China.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So yeah, yeah, So they've decreased tariffs by one hundred
and fifteen percent. So I don't know if they've signed
off on that, but apparently that is good news.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Uh their dirt.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Paris Hilton surprised a fan in Texas with a brand
new car, but her car caught on fire. The fan
had posted a TikTok showing one of the few things
to survive the fire was a Paris branded cup, so
Paris decided that she was going to buy her a
new car.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Wow, okay, okay, what else we got here?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Brooks and Done? You heard of them Country acts. They
recall the moment that they actually became millionaires. I remember
rasking kicks on the bus. We got royalty checks like
the same.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Day, literally came in the mail with two commas on
it and a number in front of it. You had
a pap yes, absolutely, piper check with two commas.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Excuse me, how do you need to go talk to
a manager? Yeah, I might want to go do that.
I guess my checking account though, I got some ideas,
so we get we get through checks. I opened my
first I don't know for whatever, I didn't know what
it was and turn ups.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Oh he kicks.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I'll just come a millionaire. Can you imagine? Get to
check in the mail for like over a million.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Dollars would be exciting.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I would really prefer that, honestly, if that could happen.
I hope. I heart's listening.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Write a good country song.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Walton Goggins was on Saturday Night Live and he explains
who he is, but I will help you out a
little bit. He is the funny looking, kind of handsome,
dark character on White Lotus who wants to kill the
other guy, and so a little bit of a spoiler
in here he does the spoiler. Here is Walton Goggins
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monologue on SNL Saturday Night.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Thank you very very very much. I am so excited
to be here.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Now.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Most of you probably know me from the show White Lotus.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
No spoilers, but I die.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
My character in White Lotus is pretty brooding, which the
Internet seemed to find attractive.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Some of my friends have even asked.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
Me, what's it like to become a sex symbol at
fifty three years old? And you know what, if I'm
being honest, it feels fantastic. At least it did until
I googled myself and read some of the headlines.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Take a look. Are we all horny? Are we all horny?
Speaker 11 (16:43):
For Walton Goggins receding hairline.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I've had the same hairline since I was seven.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
It's not receding, it's holding its ground. How about this one?
His hair is greasy, his eyes are bulging.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I think I'm in love. Is he attractive, Jenny?
Speaker 8 (17:03):
He is, But it's just like the hairline so strange,
and him saying that he's had the same hairline since
he was seven. I mean it makes sense because it
doesn't look like a receding hairline. It just looks like
it's a really far back.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Your five head, not a forehead, but a five head,
six heads, honestly seven head.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, all right, we are just about fifteen seconds away
from your next keyword for jelly rolling post belone. Their
show is Gonna be get us Bank Stadium coming up
a week from tomorrow night. What you're gonna do is
get out that iHeartRadio app, open that up, listen to
KATWB and if you don't see it with the red microphone,
then tap the bottom where it says KATWB so it
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expands into the whole screen. You tap the red microphone
and you leave a keyword for the ticket.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
And keyboard.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
This time is different than it was last time. It
changes every thirty minutes. Enter every single time you get
another chance to win. Jelly is the keyword this time.
Use the talkback feature. It walks through. The whole thing
going to do is say the keyword is jelly. That's
really all you got to say. Then we're gonna give
away tickets kind of randomly, and then the one person
this week. It's like the special VIP Spoil, the treatment,
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the VIP package.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
It comes with premium reserve seats, exclusive post malone VIP gifts,
commemorative VIP lamin. It's early entry. You're just going to
be rolling out the red carpet for you. You're gonna
walk up and everyone's going to know who you are.
Probably not, but you are going to get a lot
of perks with these tickets.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Okay, so go enter that keyword. At Jelly we do
it every thirty minutes. So the more play, the more
you play, the better your chances hard to win. So
go do that on the talkback feature. And if you
don't have the iHeartRadio app, make sure you do that.
Set us a preset up in the upper left hand corner.
There's a plus button. Tap that and it'll set us
as a preset. That would be super cool if you did.
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I got an email from somebody who's had something or
has never had something in their entire life happen, like
last week or a couple of weeks ago. We talked
about how Vavont has never had a rilled cheese before,
and then we were talking about things that have never
happened to you, like some people have never been on
an airplane, some people have never been out of the
state of Minnesota. Do you want to hear an email
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from Sybby who's had something never happen to them. That's
kind of touching, yes, Dave, Jenny Vont Bailey. I started
to write this letter a few times, but each time
I thought it sounded like I was pathetic and looking
for attention. But today I decided to go through with it.
She wrote it yesterday. Here's my situation. I'm a thirty
one year old woman, and no one in my entire
life has ever told me I love you. Growing up,
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my dad wasn't around, my mom was not even close
to the kind of person who would say I love you.
So my entire childhood, no one said I love you. Grandparents, aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters. Yes,
I had cousins and a sister, but we never ever
said I love you. I didn't even notice until I
was about fifteen. That's when my best friend got a
boyfriend who said I love you to her. I remember
(19:56):
laying in bed thinking I wish someone loved me. I've
had boyfriends and relationships, but none have ever been the
kind where we said I love you.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Well.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I did once to a guy who I thought maybe
would say it back, and he said, really, are you
sure or are you just saying that? Can you imagine
making that step to say I love you. It's a
big step because it's like a gamble. You're gambling with
your heart to put it out there, and you're hoping
they'll be like, I love you too. And he said, really,
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are you sure or are you just saying that. What
really gets me is birthdays or holidays where people are
saying happy Birthday to my wife, I love you, or
Happy Valentine's Day, I love you. What got me today
was Facebook is full of I love you mom. One
of the reasons I wanted to write was because I
don't want anybody of any of you to say, well,
I love you, because you don't. I mean, sure we
(20:49):
could say well I love you, yeah, but we don't
even know her first.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
It's not the same.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I want someone to know me and fall in love with.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Me, or at least love me because I'm a good
person or sister or good cousin, her niece or aunt
or whatever. That's for Marnie who has never in her
thirty one years been told I love you.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
That's a bummer.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
I think that's really sad too, because not only like
has not no one told her, but like it it.
As she said, it's difficult for her to then say
it to other people because if you don't know, like,
oh my mom loves me and she'll say I love
you at these particular times because that's where you know
the love swells or something, then how do you know
what love is? If no one's ever told you that
(21:31):
they love you so like it's hard to give it
back if you don't get it.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Well, true, Yeah, my mom said I love you all
the time. I love you, David.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Fine.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
My dad never said I love you until he got older.
Then he'd go love you.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Oh, my dad's doing that too recently in the last
few years. Really, anytime we get off the phone, he's like, oh,
I love you or.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Love you.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
It isn't and honestly, and my mom and I are
very close, but she doesn't say I love you, and
I don't say it to her either.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So that's interesting.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
I feel like with this woman though her mom might
just like have not grown up with that herself.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
It sounds like it, but it.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
Does make me sad that like, if no one's ever
said it, like, not even her mom. It does make
me very sad for her. But she's right, like, we
can't say I love you like we love you. We
can't say that, Yeah, I say to my friends all
the time.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I wonder, like, why her.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
It just seems it's interesting to me that everyone in
her life, that her family, but even people that she's
chosen like her friends, haven't said it to her either.
So it's just like such an interesting collection of people
that none of those people say I love you to her.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
It's just a bummer.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Well, I think because my dad never said I love you.
I definitely know he did love me because of the
things that he did right, but it was just not
He was very stoic and he wasn't the kind of
person to be like, I love you. I've told my
kids since they were little, I love you, I love you,
and I'll say sometimes say it like you know what,
I really love you. You're the best kid. And sometimes
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it's like love you, I love you myself.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Dad shut up.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
But all my kids are definitely they say don't they don't.
They'd always say I love you. They'll be like love
you or love you too.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
So you say it with mom Miranda.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Oh all the time, constantly, probably to a detriment, say
it too much.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
And I say to my friends like Curtis Curtis and
I will be talking to be like, hey, love you buddy,
love you too.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
I If I'm not saying I love you my friends,
then it's not a normal day. I'll say it to
their face. I'll say it via text, I'll say it
on Instagram, whatever. I'm constant about it, so it does.
That's why it's saying it's It bums me out that
Marnie hasn't heard it from anyone, not even her friends.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
It's just in her whole life. Yeah, I know, Martnie.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that people do love you,
but some people just are not good at saying it.
I'll bet you have friends that love you. Yeah, they
just don't say love you, Marnie.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Yeah, because if your mom wasn't the type of person
to say love you, and like you said, Dave, your
dad wasn't the type of person to say love you, doesn't,
and then it just possibly means that your friends are
also those types of people.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
You just need to meet some emotional emotions, emotional people
who over loves like I love you, like I don't
even know you get we just met in line at Target.
But I do love someone unhinged a little bit.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Text messages at KATWB one my son and I never
hang up the phone or part ways without saying love
you every single time. Another one I had a similar
situation with my parents growing up. Another text says, I
tell my kids I love them like thirteen times a day.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
At least.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I think that's great because I think your kids should
know that you love them unconditionally, and you do. It's
just a matter of whether you say anything. Another text
at Katie, w'd be one. I didn't actually talk to
my dad when I was in high school for two
weeks because he said I love you in front of
my friends, and I was really embarrassed. I knew how
terrible that was, and I left a big sign on
our bathroom mirror one night saying Dad, I'm sorry and.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I love you too.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Wow, being a kid and leaving a note that says
I'm sorry, that's big of you.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Holy cono.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, when your kids apologize hurt you. I tell you kids,
and you got to forgive them. Kids will say the
most hurtful things. I can think of several times where
my kids have said the most hurt full things. Well,
at least I never did this, and I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
But tell your kids you love them this Texas.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
My mom never said it, and so I make sure
I tell my kids all the time. So I feel
like that's something Marnie could potentially try and change. Is
if she hasn't hurt it to then be the person
who says it more often to the people who she
cares about.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And then maybe you know, you put it out into
the world, so we'll come back.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Okay, what do you think.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Make sure you tell the people that you love that
you love them, because they already know it and they'll
be like, oh no, I love you too, gosh, but
it's very important. All right, thank you, Marnie. We're going
to do We're never more than thirty minutes away from
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we're never more than about a day away from a
Daily Bailey. What's coming up on the Daily Bailey Bailey Daily?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Well, last week was National Sleepover Day, so I'm going
to talk about sleepover essentials.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Sleepover essentials like when you're a thirteen year old. Yeah, okay,
all right, we'll do that. Coming up in a second
on one A one point three kd WB. I love you,
Oh well I don't. I don't know you, but I'm
sure that we did hang out, Bailey. You know, I
love you again. I tell you guys, probably once a
(26:35):
week or so. I love you, Yeah, don't I tell
you guys, I love you.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (26:38):
I'll be like leaving and be like, all right, love you. Yeah, hey, Jenny,
you're going on a trip.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Alright, love you. Have fun. And then one time you said, okay, bye,
I have a good weekend. I love you, and I
go have a good weekend, and you said say I
love you.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I did.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh, I'm sorry, I love you.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
What did we talk to somebody?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
This is last week on the show where I read
the story Somewhere. She was on a work phone call
and she she's like talking to the client and she's like, okay, great,
we'll see you next tuesday.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Then love you. And then they're like.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Then they wrote them an email and said I'm sorry
about that. They're like, no, dumb, I've done the same thing.
Don't even worry about it. So we're reading an email
a while ago from a thirty one year old woman
named Marnie. Maybe you heard it. She said, nobody in
her entire life has ever said I love you. Nobody
her mom, parents, cousins, relatives, whatever, have never said I
love you. And she said it really started to hit
home yesterday on Mother's Day when Facebook was full of
(27:31):
mom I love you, Mom, I love you, Mom, I
love you, and I guess she's not a mom. She
done have a partner. So she once told the guy
I love you, and he said it really, are you
sure just saying that? So she's never been told I
love you. So we're just encouraging you to, like, hey,
bust it out once in a while.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I love you. And sometimes it's like, you know, this
is a romantic love.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
And then there's the way I love you too, which
is another it's another word for tolerate I love you.
Kelly's got kind of a fun story. Kelly, tell me
your story about saying I love you and the reaction
you got.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
So, my family owns a restaurant and one day when
I was a teenager, I was back in the kitchen
working and my grandpa was just leaving. And when he
was walking out, he had walked past me and I said,
my grandpa, love you. And he stopped and like just
turned around with this utter life surprise on his face
but a smile.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
And just said thank you and looked at me for
a minute and then turned.
Speaker 9 (28:34):
Around and walked out. And I just always have remembered.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
That like look on his face when I said it.
And I don't think that my mom's family said that
very much when.
Speaker 9 (28:44):
They were growing up. So, I mean, my mom and
I tell each other we love each other all the time.
But my grandpa passed away a few years ago, but
that's like one of my core memories of him around
and telling me thank you after I told her.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
I loved him.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I love that because you know what, I think there's
a certain generation that just didn't say I love you.
I think my dad was in that generation where he
just didn't say yeah, I just didn't.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Say I.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Do it all the time. I don't care. I do
it to the point of annoyance. Do you do it?
Do you have kids now, Kelly?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
I do I have two daughters.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Do you tell them I love you to the point
of annoyance.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
I tell everybody that I love them to the point
of annoyance.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
When I'm and I'm angry. I I even when I
was mad at my mom and i'd leave the.
Speaker 9 (29:28):
House, I'd scream I love you before i'd plam the
door behind me, because.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
You do even though you're mad. Thanks Kelly, have a
good day. Yeah, thank you, Bye, mon Nica, You're also
free with the I love yous.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
I my daughter and son, we have a really well
right now, we're living with my in laws, but we
have a really large.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
House and frequently I will yell across the house Riley,
what Mom.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
I love you?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
But I just want her to know.
Speaker 9 (30:07):
I mean it's something that's, you know, touching, and everyone
deserves to hear it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Well you bad, And I think it's one of those
things that she's going to remember and she'll probably pass
out along when she has kids.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Right, I love you.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I'm gonna call Alison later today and be like, hey,
we need to talk. I just wanted to say I
love you right now.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Can be so scared if you're like, come at as
Monica still on, come love you love you?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
But do you? I mean, I don't know, Monica, I
do Hey we need to talk. Oh boy, I love you.
I love you. Okay.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
Were you scared there for a second, Alison when he
said that we need to talk? No, no, because you
know your dad's on the radio and does bits all
the time. Yep, you're just prepared.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
But you are very free with your I love you.
I mean we said I love you a lot growing up,
right Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah? And are you free with that with like Justin
and the kids.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
Oh yeah, of course, Yeah, I love you, love you,
Happy belated Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
How's baby number three doing? Is baby number three doing? Okay?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
On the way yep, still still cooking for over halfway,
so still still cooking in the oven.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
By the way, you can see Alison playing ski ball
in my weekend and five pictures and playing the lights
out game, So go check her out on the weekend
of five Pictures.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Okay, have a good day.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Okay, what's up Bailey Daily Bacon.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Love, I love friendship.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
And last week was Nash Sleepover Day, so it reminded
me of having sleepovers with my friends back in high
school and middle school. Honestly, I don't know why adults
don't have more sleepovers.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
They should. It should be a normal thing. So I
want to talk about sleepover essentials. Dave, did you ever
have sleepovers when you were.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
A kid all the time?
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Yeah, okay, Well we can all talk about what we had,
and then I have a list of some things that
they offer in case you have a kid who is
going to a sleepover.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I don't know this coming weekend and they've never gone.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
On one before.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Okay, So what I usually did we would watch a movie.
Usually Pride and Prejudice from two thousand and five, the
best movie ever, and with a giant like thing of popcorn.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
And then sometimes we would put flavors on tiny little
corners of the popcorn so we could try all these
different kinds.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Likely baked cookies, and or order a pizza. We're very chill.
That's pretty much all we did was gossip, watch movies,
and eat popcorn or pizza. David, what did you do
at sleepovers? Uh?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Drank mostly really well.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
When we were young, we would sneak in them my
friend Scott's dad's playboy collection.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Oh oh my godsh very very alluring. What And then
we would go outside.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
We'd go outside and like we both lived out in
the country, so we would try different ways of getting
into trouble. He had a pond in his backyard, so
one time we dared each other to wade into our
ankles to our knees. Then pretty soon we were up
to our chests and we waited in in our new
school clothes into the pond, came back in, sneaked into
the house all mudy. His mom saw every minute of
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it and slapped us both on the behind as we
came walking in we were always looking to get into
and some sort of trouble. We figured out a way
to fill a spray bottle with kerosene and then put
a flaming cotton ball underneath it.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
So then we came up with our own blowtorch.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh my god, God, boys were very different. Gossip.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
That's it, Jenny, what did you do with? Most of
my sleepovers were like yours. However, I have a couple
that stand out. One time, my friend Katie Joe and
I tried to do the Saltine challenge where you try
to eat ourteins without drinking any water in a certain
amount of time. We were laughing so hard that my
friend Katie Joe had to pee and.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
We were by the sink in the kitchen that she
hopped up in the sink because she couldn't hold it.
So that was fun.
Speaker 8 (34:17):
Another one we also, I was also a naughty kid,
but I was sleeping over at my friend Justina's house
and we wanted to sneak out to go to our
friend Rich Smith's house that we both had. This was
eighth grade, okay, yeah, so about thirteen. Yeah, So we
wanted to go to Rich's house, so we snuck out
of her window, but she lived in a ranchile house. However,
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the window was like a higher up window, so to
get back and we had.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
To climb on a ledge.
Speaker 8 (34:44):
My fat ass broke the luge, you guys, like literally
a piece of the stone fell off, and the.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Next morning we had to go put it back off.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
And there's like a crack to this day on that
ledge from me trying to climb back in the window.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Sleepovers I definitely did.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I had to sleep over once with my friend Jenny
and she said she wanted to do prank calls and
I cried until my mom kept pick me up.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
So, Frank, who doesn't prank phonemade?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
It feels like crime. I feel like I'm committing a crime.
She always just feels so bad for the other person.
They don't know what they're unsuspected.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
Yeah, but they probably are like laughing too because they
know what a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Well, here's some other things that you can do at
a sleepover. Karaoke, a board game, pillow fort, film a video.
If you don't learn a dance and film a video
in your youth, you didn't live weija board if you
have one manicure makeover spat nighte get face masks and
things like that.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
Here's some takes a little bit more time. The list
that I found, I was like, Okay, no one's going
to do this. An at home escape room sounds like
a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
It would be fine. Well, there's like those kits that
are kind of like or murder. Yeah, you could just
get one of those. Yeah, make slime do some kind
of science experiment slime indoor camping. Do you have a tent?
Do you have enough space to put up the tent inside?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Carson and Mitchell did a picture of them both inside
the tent when they're about nine years old in the basement.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
So if you think, hey, kids don't have sleepovers anymore,
that's lame. Maybe maybe make it come back. Okay, they
should make it come back.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
It's a thing.
Speaker 8 (36:22):
Stop just like facetiming each other. Yeah, playing video games
while you have your friend on FaceTime, I have.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
A sleepover, sneak out and then climb up the banister
and break Yeah. Yeah, that's the daily, daily thing, all
very much.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
All right.
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