March 17, 2025 • 41 mins
We continue to roast Dave's hair, Bill the Bagpiper guests, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Just search Dave Ryan TV on right now.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We're on YouTube right now because I need some input
on the hair. Oh lord, because I'm trying to figure
out it's probably my last chance in my life to
grow my hair long. I was thinking like probably like
shoulder lengths Urban hair Keith. Look, they're just thinking about
growing my hair long like Keith Urban.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Let me google Keating.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
That's shorter than shoulder length, though you want to do
longer than Keith Urban.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
See this is Keith Urban has the same thing that
I was roasting you for this morning. He's got a
youthful haircut with an old face. Why can't you can't
do that?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Why?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Why you should get that?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
You know, if we're gonna if we're going to go
that route, then you should get like the broccoli hairstyle
that all of the like fourteen year old boys have wearing.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I know what you're talking.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I hope really broccoli on top?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, not that, why not? No, I'm not going to
But I've always had, like for the last many years,
I've had like a faux hawk where it's like short
of the sides and like a little little bit spiky
on the top. But then I've been growing it out,
and somebody said the other day you should grow your
hair out. So while I need to get down to
great clips, I didn't style my hair. I just kind
of just a little bit. So I'm trying to get
(01:14):
some o pinion. So watch on YouTube and let us
know whether you like this new hairstyle. Why are you Scott?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Because every time, every time I look at it, I
think you just look like Robin from Batman around nobody
knows who that is.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I don't know that reference, but Von made the best
analogy earlier of that. You look like you just kind
of gave up.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You feel like you let go. It looks like you
gave up this show. Susan left you.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Finally, I'm living in a van or a sheet apartment somewhere,
means you're rich now moving with Nate and Melissa.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What you already got somebody on the live that said,
buzz it. It's so much easier. I've got a generous
amount of hair.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I can't imagine you with a buzz cut off your hair.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, bus, that's not a haircut anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
That's when you get you buzz your hair because you
don't want to do anything, kind.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Of like old ladies. They get to the age of
like fifty six or whatever, they go, I'm done with
my long hair. I'm gonna buye I going to get
one like your aunt Ruth. And then all of a sudden,
you're fifty five years old. You started looking like your
aunt Ruth. He got a perm Not so much. There's
a lot of like sixty five year old women who've
got really great, youthful hair. Yeah. I really thought that
when it came in this morning, you all would say,
(02:26):
I really like your hair that way.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, it's not just that you not only look like
you let yourself go because your hair, but you're growing,
you're beard out, so it really just looks like you
lost all prospect. Can trim I can trim it? I
trim it, I can I can shave it? Somebody else. Catherine,
who always on our live stream shadowt Cata. She said, sorry, Dave, no,
not good.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I guess there's your answer.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I think you guys just a little bit more like
I don't know what you mean by.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
With your hair.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yeah, yeah, like mess it up.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
A little bit for that or actually now it looks
more like you have like a five year old haircut.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Is Tommy?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, your name is Tom and you walk around with
your like stomach hanging out all the time. You're like,
do you guys want to play in the backyard?
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Fine, Hey, another challenge. I want to see if you
guys relate to this one. What do you want to
get rid of? What are you trying to get rid of?
We are trying to get rid of magic tricks? And
I don't want to make this all about me, but
why I pulled a bunch of magic tricks. I put
a bunch on eBay this weekend and I've still got way, way,
way more to go. I just want to get rid
of them. What are you trying to get rid of?
So in your life? Are you trying to get rid
(03:31):
of anything? Jenny? Are you trying to get rid of anything?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah, I'm trying to get rid of my original snowboard
because I got a new one a few years ago
and I haven't used my old one, and I got
new boots and binding, and so I'm trying to get
rid of that whole set and I just can't can't
get any buyers.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Just you almost got to kind of give it away,
like I'm giving right, that's your Well, I know, what
are you trying to get rid of Bailey vont you
guys trying to get rid of anything.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I mean, I'm always trying to get rid of clothes,
but I'm never going to get rid of my donate
them right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Would donate them, but I'm not.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Gonna Okay, not me complete opposite. I just told a
list I'm trying to buy more sneakers because it's been
about a month and a half since I got new sneakers. Eventually, though,
I think I would like to get rid of some
of the older pairs, because as a sneaker hoarder, you
just start buying things just to buy on me, I
don't ever wear these.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I get it. What are you trying to get rid of?
We asked on Facebook, and you can also text in
old broken patio furniture. HEII just leave it out of
the curb and then have the trash guys come by
and pick it up. Jessica hockey skates and old coach
and Kate Spade purses. Just don't bought them anymore. Hang those,
Twila says, crafting stuff like abandoned hobbies. Sometimes you just
(04:39):
want to get rid of your abandoned hobby. Yeah, all
the girl Mindy Story says, all the Girl Scout cookies
my husband ordered. Here's one. All my physics dies from
scrap booking. I don't know what that is, but it
must be. But if you do, you do Christy my
kids stuffed animals. Trying to get rid of my kids
(04:59):
stuffed animals. I'm going to tell you one thing that
they don't want you to donate is stuffed animals. And
because they don't want every they're so they're dirty, they
can't really wash them, they're so plentiful, and they're they
just don't want you to donate stuffed animals. So talk
about something doesn't go into garage sale. Brenda's trying to
get rid of fifty years of my snoopy collection, collected
(05:19):
snoopy for fifty years, just doesn't want to do it anymore.
Oh no, what are you trying to get rid of?
Tyler says random Coca cola stuff I used to collect,
trying to move on to collecting something else. And Stephanie
says kid clothes and baby stuff. So everybody's trying to
get rid of something.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
While ago wasn't. Your wife, Susan trying to get rid
of some of your old radio tapes.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh yeah, what happened to that?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
They're still in a box in the Basement's good? You
keep them?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, you wann hundreds of them.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
But Dave also doesn't really want them either because he
doesn't know what to do with them.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't know what to do with him. But at
the same time, I want to have something for posterity.
So it is prosperity or posterity. Yeah, posterity like it.
So like the grand kids can listen to them one
day and go, what's a radio.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's a tape. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I think you should keep I mean those at least
we already talked about this into the ground last time.
But I think you should keep them because, hey, you
never know what if we end up using them on
the show, like now, like, hey, do you want to
throw back.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
There's a channel of nothing but old Dave Ryan. Fine,
all right, let us know what it is you're trying
to get rid of. Everybody's trying to get rid of
something and using Facebook, Marketplace and whatever. Let us know.
Send me a text at Katie will be one five
three nine two one. It is Saint Patrick's Day. We
have a special treat annually. Build the bagpiper is coming
(06:44):
in in a couple of minutes to play songs on
the bagpipes that you you'll know. They're pop songs, but
they're on the bagpipes, so they're a little bit tricky
to recognize. But if you can recognize them, you can win.
Katie Perry Tickets will do that. Next on k D
Double Up You Be. We're back one hour commercial free
on Katie W b st. Patrick's State. Don't forget to
(07:05):
wear your green today. Von forgot to wear his green.
I think everybody does, don't you think it's kind of
like one of those traditions we can all kind of
agree on. It's like, no matter your whatever, your politics
or your backgrounds, like wear some green.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm even wearing green underwear.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I did all green pants cardigan.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
This girl needs a beer.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I love it. Welcome to the studio, Bill the bagpipe player.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Face.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Kind of the tradition that Bill comes in Bill is.
Let me describe Bill. First of all, he is in
the kilts. You're in the kilts. You got the genuine
kilts on and everything. You got the the the best
and the tie, all of.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
That, the little socks with the little flaggy things on
them too.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Shoes.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Shoes are called gilly brokes. Gilly brookes. What is your
plan today? You're going out to get drunken like over today, Well.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
We'll be at We'll be at a gas. Yes, we'll
be playing a lot. So who's this weed this week?
Is the Minnesota Pipes and Drums, the band I'm currently
with and uh I've been with for over twenty years.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It was super cool to see these guys because usually
you go to a parade, see like the marching band
come by, and here comes Osio high school or here
comes like you dine in high school and they're doing
high school drum stuff and and like you know, band stuff.
But you guys are with the like the snare drums
and the bass and the.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Snares and tenors too. We have a tenor drum as well.
It's like a mid drum.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Are you in the parade today?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yeah, we'll be doing the same. Paul Uh Saint Patrick's
Day parade at noon.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I was gonna say, what time a new a noon?
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yep, And then after that it's pretty much you know,
al Garas and all the Irish bars and anyone who
wants us.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Really, you live for this day don't.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
This is our super Bowl, absolutely where celebrities were popular.
I mean, it's the only time people want to hear bagpipes.
You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I would agree with that. I would agree.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Always going out for Lucky Blues on the Saturday before
Saint Patrick's Day and when the bagpipers came into the
packed bar, everyone's silenced so we could hear them no
matter how drunk you are.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
It's crazy, It's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Where do you go to practice because you talk about
a way to piss off the neighbors. I mean it's like,
you can't practice bagpipes within like five blocks of anybody else.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I play at home and no one's ever complained. I've
had people say they can hear it from the street,
but yes, it carries. Yeah, there's no hiding with bagpipes. Well,
let's get right to it. Let's play a song in
the bag. Are you going to play a pop song
and we're going to try to guess what it is?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Yeah, okay, I mean I'll play a traditional Irish tune
if you want.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It's not traditional Irish.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
It's not that'la v song or what do you want?
A real jig?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Do a traditional Irish song to the pop songs here
in a minute. So if you want to watch Phillies
on YouTube, Dave Ryan TV on YouTube right now, black football,
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very nice, very nice. How long do you take to
learn to play the bagpipes?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
I mean it takes typically to get on the full pipes.
You're looking at least a year early years.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay. I remember my son Chase when he went to something.
He loved the bagpipes. So he went to something like
Saint Patrick's Day festival and he's like, Mom, I want
to learn how to pipe. So do you who spoiled
this kid to no end went out and got him
a bagpipe training set? Is there's some sort of a trainer.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
It's a little chanter. It's like it looks like it's
like this, but it's just one you blow into. So
it looks a lot like a recorder. Oh that's how
you learn your fingerings.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, I paid for that. I paid for that. That
was that was my mind. So we're gonna have Bill News.
We're going to we're gonna have you play a pop
song and we're gonna all try to guess what the
pop song is. Now, this sounds like it should be easy.
It's challenging though, Okay, whenever you're ready. Song that you
may have heard on Katie w B. Yes, I think
very likely. Okay, Here we Go.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Is never going to give you up by Rick Castley, Yes.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
You got Rick roll.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh that's tough, very good, challenging, just kind of hidden
in the all the other racket that you're making with. Okay,
so try another one. We're gonna leave this one all
to vaught. You have to guess this song because.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
There's no like rhythm beat.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
There's no beat. There's no beat, there's like it. Usually
it's like, okay, all.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Right, finding the rhythm and the pipes where you have
an instrument that's constantly making sound. That's that's probably the
hardest part.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, absolutely, okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I have no can you meet? Can I ask? Is
it a oh he can't hear me? Is it a
newer song or an older Is.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
A new song or an old song?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
It's a newer song, Bailey's a.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It's old town road?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Even there that sounded recognized a little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Can you play a little bit more so now that
we know what it is, we can we can pick
this out dear, I can't now, you got it.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
That was tough.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Now when they how old are the bagpipes? Bill? Whether
we're Bill, our bagpipe or friend. He's a musician, he
plays in the ukulele. He does shows.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
You'll see all around Paul today.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
So he's the handsome one. And you're tall, you're likest
six foot four, Yeah, so tall and handsome. Are you available?
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Am I available for piping gigs?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
I am?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I am married?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You are married?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Are you propositioning me?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
You know you'll get married. You'll do really well with
the cougars, the drops, drinking green beer and James. So
when they invented the bagpipes, were they trying to come
up with something that was more annoying than the harmonica
or what were they What were they trying to do?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
You know, some of the first instruments in the world
are read it instruments, which this is and blowing into it.
Then you the music stops. So they added a bag
so the music continues. And then they started they edited
a drone, so you have the one drone. And then
as they developed over thousands of years, Yeah, they've developed
to this level where they have three drones, two based
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one base and two tenors that balance against a chanter,
so sure it does.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, it seems like science to me.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
And in Scotland they used, you know, pipe, Every tradition
has pipes, Every country has some form of bagpipe, but
in Scotland, obviously they used it to announce things and
you know, get people's attention in the country side.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
So I had to carry for miles. You can hear
it for a way's way. Yes, yeah, absolutely, that makes
so much sense.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
That's so cool.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
My favorite part of all of these songs is that
Bill has to.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Like whack this bag before you can get it started
doing that. Yeah, what okay, So onward, Bill, let's do it.
Let's do another song or two Bill the bagpipe This
morning Pop songs on the bagpipe.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
You a very new one, so you should get this
just fine?
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Okay, So yeah I don't know this one.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You don't, okay, stump.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
No clue.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I kind of called the rhythm a little more, but no.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Bill, this is I think it's called Cappuccino by Saverna Car.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Familiar with this Spress show, but play now that we
know express, play play it again? Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
This Domingo songs from Saturday after.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
There it is yeap, that is so cool? Great song? Right, yeah,
(17:17):
let's do one more Bill think we'll talk about what
you're gonna be doing later on this afternoon and where
to see and where to go and all the drinking
and festivities. One more song from Build a Bagpiper. Here
we go, pop song. Try to name this pop song?
Speaker 6 (17:31):
All right, you know this one, so try to sing along.
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I know your audience, nows it.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I think I had a at the end, and then
I don't. I didn't grab you lost it.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's difficult, any idea, Jenny, No.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I'm sad. I want to hear how hard for me?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
There's snare drummers with him, because that's just that's phenomenal
to catch that beat.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh no, we totally yeah, Well usually they do like
they're not doing pop songs. What is that song? That is?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Celebration by cooling the game played by Ross played by
Ross on Friends, He played on Vague Pipe.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Ross played that on Friends.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Yes he did.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Literally texted in right now I'm picturing Ross from Friends,
but way better, way.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Again. Celebration Now you got it? It's so good.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Yeah, you can hear it. It is hard when you
can where it's a constant noise like that.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, a.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Nice job. Bill. Tell me where you're going to be
this afternoon. What's going on Saint Patrick's Now.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Now it's a big day. We're going to be out
on about everywhere. It's gonna be nice. We played this
last Saturday. It was thirty degrees it was freezing.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah, not very nice in the parade.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Pray that noon. Yeah, Saint Paul, Saint Patrick.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
You just kind of bop around the bars or what
we do?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
We do, gare we're gonna do. Tom Reid's over there.
You know, I can't remember all of them. We'll be
back over here on the West End around seven tonight
at the local.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Okay, on the street, old day ahead of us.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Eight.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
You came into our morning show.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
No, no, it's lucky.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
I sit downstairs waiting for this all the time. You
have very far to go. Now.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Everybody in the in the the bagpipe and drum corps
is super attractive. If you see a guy who's six
foot four, little salt and pepper, very attractive plans go Hey, Bill,
I heard you on the radio.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
I would love to hear from them.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
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with some random dude and couldn't get out your one
match one mass one?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
How do we get how do you get him out
of here?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
How do we get out of this?
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Is someone a mod? Can you, guys give me out
of this?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
So there was somebody who was in this live TikTok
and she couldn't get out of it and couldn't get
dumped the guy out of there.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
So weird.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
But I guess if you don't know how to run TikTok,
then it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I would be confused.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
There is a story I was gonna do for you.
Hold on me find it for it's kind of interesting.
There are songs that are the most used in movies
and TV shows, and I've got the top three that
are the most used songs in movies and TV shows
at number three. It gets used in many many TV
(21:35):
shows and movies, But the number two song is this one.
The number one song used in the most TV shows
and movies is and the least you song they did
gauge what is the least you song in any TV
(21:56):
or movies?
Speaker 6 (21:57):
And that is.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Do you know them would blow up? Though they put
that in the new whatever movie that they put in
Wicked too, you know.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
And can imagine they just they did put that in
a Wicked and now they're doing it as much as
they're doing because you hear that everywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Now, Yeah, should have taken off Gene Hackman. His will
left his estate to his wife Betsy, but remember she
was the one who they figured out died first and
then without a caregiver, he died horribly some time later.
It's so awful and sad. So his kids from a
previous marriage may be able to claim her his estate
(22:39):
since they are next in line. Kanye put his daughter
North on a new song that also features Diddy and
his son King Combs. Kim tried to get him to
stop him from release in the track, and he is
vowed to go to war with her. Apparently did he
showed up in court the other day with a great
(23:00):
beard and he's fifty five years old. Yeah, but it's
just kind of like shocking to see Diddy with a
gray beard. Freaky or Friday the trail out, Are you excited?
Here's part of the trailer.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's okay, it's me Hart, it's mom.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Wait what if you're me and I'm you?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Then you was that?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I'm Grandma?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Sweet hot.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
My face looks like.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
A birken bag that's been left out in the sun
to rot.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
So I don't fully understand it, but I think it's
so it's Jamie Lee, Curtis and Lindsay Loan are in it,
but then Lindsay has a daughter now, and then there's
one other girl that I don't fully understand, but all
four switch bodies.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Some yeah, oh even freakier.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
I think Lindsay goes into her daughter's body, Grandma goes
into the really young girl. But I don't know who
that one.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Is, right, I that was a little bit confusing, obviously.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I hope they clear that up.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yeah in the actual movie, because I was trying to
track the trailer and be like, Who's who, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
You?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Speaking of movies, which one called Trap over the weekend
on Netflix, and it's an m Night Shyamalan movie, and
I had kind of high hopes for it. And basically
it's about a murderer that they know is going to
be at this pop concert and so they're going to
try to trap him inside the pop concert and it
just its it's a good premise, but then it just
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kind of like collapses on itself.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
So there's another show it just came out this weekend,
and I thought about you, Dave. It's called Adolescence. It's
on Netflix. It's about a thirteen year old who gets
framed from murder. And so the whole show, I think
it's just four episodes. They're trying to figure out, you know,
did he do it, and his family is trying to
prove his innocence. But I thought of Dave because it
was like one of those like tense thrillery times level.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I love tense and thrillery, I really do. Netflix called
Adolescence Jinny and I watched. I didn't watch the whole thing,
so don't spoiler it for.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Me what you want.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
It's so weird.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
You literally watched like part of a show and then
go to bed show.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It was getting late. It was like nine to fifteen,
way past my bedtime, White Lotus, but we were all
laughing about how when the guy with the bad hair
is his name Carl, I don't remember. He is in
a bar hanging out with his old buddy, catching up,
and their dialogue was some of the most clever, ridiculous,
over the top dialogue I've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
It's just about his sexual exploration that led him to
now be a Buddhist. And the sexual exploration, you think
it's going in one direction, and then all of a
sudden he found Buddhism, and then it keeps going, and
it keeps going, and you're like, when.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Does it stop?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So funny. Anyway, if you've seen it, you know exactly
what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Can I read a text really quick?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Please?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I just turned on YouTube. Did Dave cut his own hair?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
This is a thing. Yeah, we are exploring this because
I'm trying to think about growing my hair out. So
I usually spike it up and put product in my
hair to make it stand up. But I thought, oh,
I'm just gonna like jigit a little bit, and and
so I came in this morning and I said, do
you like my hair? Bailey, And Bailey, who is a
very nice person and usually finds a positive thing to say, said,
(25:59):
gtoe with that hair, essentially that yeah, she don't like
the hair. Jing doesn't like the hair. Vond doesn't like
the hair. So I put a pole up on Dave
Ryan Katie WB on my Instagram story and I'll check
the results here.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Yeah, so far, I can't imagine it's in your favor
with the hair that you came in with this morning,
which I will say though.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
That you did judg it further and actually made it worse.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Yeah, it's so great right now while you're looking at that,
I do want to give a big birthday shout out
to Brianna from Andover. I met her at the Home
and Garden Show and she is twenty nine today.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Line to know, the hair pole is eighty six percent
old hair, fourteen percent current hairstyle.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Such what I think you look like you just lost
your way?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
And because.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Do you want to do you need to talk to somebody?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
What do you mean just you know?
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Absolutely, do you want to talk to us about anything?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Not about you? Not to you guys?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
No, on.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
You tell us everything thanks that we don't want to
know most of the time.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Honestly, I think for the plot you should grow it out,
just to see how long and absurd this hair can get.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
That like the one with Wilson. What's that castaway?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Do that?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Okay? Yeah, who's the guy from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
I'm going to go for a Keanu because he's got
kind of longish hair. They kind of like parted in
the middles.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Is hot?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Well, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I'm not so funny. All right, it's Katie. I remember
one time Fallon Jenny and Tina. We're all standing here
in the studio talking about how ugly the guys are
the work in this building, Like, yeah, there's like one
hot guy in the whole building. Everybody else is gross,
and I'm like, I'm right here.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
What We looked over and Dave had one single tear
and then we continued back onto our conversation.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
We never did find out who the one hot guy is.
The ago certainly wasn't me. All right. That is the
dirt brought to you by six one two Injured. It
is one oh one point three Katie WB on YouTube
Dave Ryan TV, who want to comment about the hair,
and you know, I don't know, he maybe say something nice.
Nobody else has. So Bailey had an interesting observation. So
you we were trading messages about like what we did
(28:18):
over the weekend, and you were talking about how I
think you were at a speech tournament. Yeah, and a
woman who not so covertly covertly yes, took your picture
and then you saw her do it, and then you
saw her text it to somebody else, Yeah, because she's
probably looking over and going, oh, there's Bailey from Katie
w B.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Well, I was so confused as to what exactly was
happening because I was standing and talking to someone and
I feel like everyone in their life has taken like
a secret picture of somebody, but you can't do it
in a way that's secret because your phone is like
sitting down near your waist and you tilted up a
little bit, and that's what she was doing when she
took my picture, and I saw her doing it, and honestly,
(29:00):
in the picture, I might be staring right at the
phone because I saw her doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
But then I didn't say anything.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
To her, because like, what are you supposed to say
to that, and then like I saw her doing it,
so I was like, well, I'm gonna walk away from
this situation. So I walked away and walked ended up
going behind her and I could see her texting it
to someone, so I don't In my head, I was like, Okay,
is she taking my picture because she likes my outfit?
Or is she taking my picture to be like hey
is this Bailey from something? Or look, here's Bailey from
(29:27):
from the radio. And I don't. It just felt so
weird and it made me feel weird all day. And
I don't mind. I don't mind it at all, Like,
but I would have rather her say Hi, can I
get take your picture?
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Cause then it was it just made me feel icky
all day, And like we met so many great people
at David Buster's, and I like, cause those are they're
coming up to see us specifically. And even if I
if I'm at pet Smart and somebody's like, hey, are
you Bailey, I'll be like, yeah, I'm Bailey. Hi, it's
nice to me. What's your name? And then you know,
talk to them. But like the weird secret picture was
(30:03):
so weird to me.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
This is a new thing to you because You've only
been in radio, not even full time, for a year
in May. Vont has been in radio full time for
a couple.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Of years, two years ago.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, this is kind of a new thing, and I've
been doing it for a really long time, so you know,
if people come up to me, I'm always happy that
they do once in a while. See somebody's like I've
said Bennie Hanna not too long ago, and the next
table was like trying to take a picture of me. Yeah,
And I get it because if I saw somebody, let's
say you saw Ken Barlow, I'm out, I've seen Ken
Barlow somewhere. Well, I know Ken, so I'd go up
(30:36):
to him. Yeah, let's say that I saw Amelia Satinello.
I might be like, oh look, that's a million.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, because I'm interested to hear like Vont's point of
view as well, because obviously, Dave you've been doing it
for thirty bill jillion years, and then Jenny you've been
doing it for a long long time as well, and
Vont you like literally came out of college and like
straight into radio.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
But I was just a normal person before this. That's
so regular.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah, I know it, but we're all normal people.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Oh yeah, we're all normal people.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
But like I'm just saying, like, I was just a
Joe Schmoe before this, and at least like Dave, like
you came again like out of college into radio.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
I the other day after David Busters, I went to
a comedy show at All of America and a woman
at the end of the show came I was waiting
to meet the comedian and a woman came up to
me and she like grabbed me, and she was like
and it took her a minute to say anything, and
then I guess she was calling her husband like it's Vonn,
Oh my god, I love you. And funny enough, we
had just shouted her out on the show on Friday,
so whatever. But it catches me off guard a lot
(31:40):
of the time. But I like it. You guys know that.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I'm Yeah, it's super flattering for several reasons. I mean,
who doesn't want to be, like, feel important to somebody.
We all love to feel important.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I like it because, not to get deep, but sometimes
I feel like an outsider when it comes to the
four of us, because if you don't know, I sit
in a different room than you guys, just because I
have to do other stuff or you know, Jenny and
Bailey have known Dave for longer than I have known Dave.
So sometimes I feel like, you know, I'm on this
side of the fence. So then when people do come
up to me and say, oh, I love that a
list is here now for you, or I love that
you know play the are you invited to the cookout game?
(32:11):
That makes me feel good. So I love it when
people come.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Well, it's an addition. And we have one of those
jobs where you know, if you work at I don't know,
three m and you do a great job, you're not
going to be out at bayer Ley's and somebody will
come up and go, you know what, I just want
to say, I love those spreadsheets. You just do the
best breadsheets sheets ever. But we have like a public job,
so and trust me, we're it's I'm so used to
(32:37):
that whole thing, but you guys are still getting used
to it. Yeah, and it's weird but not bad.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
It's not bad.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Weird, Like I love meeting people randomly on the street,
and I want people to come up to me if
they because then I get like sometimes Instagram messages that
are saying, oh I saw you at this play. But
I didn't want to come and say hi. I want
people to come and say hi so we can talk
about the play or something like that. But it was
just the the random photo of me was so strange
to me, and I was just I don't know why
she took it.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I can ask a serious question, would it have felt
weirder if it was a guy that was taken? It
would like, yeah, it would have felt more intrusive. Yeah,
well guy regardless. Okay, yeah, but if it was a guy,
he could be just like another person's like, oh my god,
my wife and I listen to Bailey every morning. I
can't wait to show her a picture.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Then I just want them to say something to me.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
But this is what we've noticed that people will come
out to one of our events and they'll be so
shy to walk up and say hi.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Because they're just worried that we're I think they're worried
we're gonna be jerks, Like you're gonna walk up and.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Go hi, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I listened to your show all the time, and Jenny
will be like, that's nice, but trust me, never No.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
So I had that experience like where somebody takes a
picture of me. I just like I said, they just
catching me off guard, because you know, not to boost
our egos, but we connect to people in a way
that we don't realize. I never realize every morning when
we're sitting here talking on these mics that people love
the stuff we're listening to, or they cry or they laugh,
they connect to them in some way. So I enjoy
(34:08):
it when people come and just they say like, oh, oh,
you better turn right on Red Vaught because they I said,
the thing that I don't turn right on red. I
love that little stuff because it lets people. It lets
me know that people care about us and the stuff
that we're doing.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I think it's the great thing about radio is this,
like it's it's such a connection. And this is a
time when a lot of people don't have a lot
of friends or connections because you're busy on social media
and people are so isolated and people don't want to
go out. So a lot of the time people find
their connection with, you know, people on the radio, and
there's something about every one of us that maybe you
(34:43):
if you don't relate to me, then maybe you relate
to Bailey. If you don't relate to Bailey, then maybe
you relate to Jenny or to Vaughan. So anyway, you'll
get used to it, and someday you'll work at a
radio station where nobody cares who you are. So it's true,
some day you'll work it. I've worked to radio stations
where nobody cared where you who you are because nobody listens.
(35:03):
But fortunately we work on a big monster of a
radio station like KTWB. Thanks for all that. We appreciate that.
It is one at one point three kd WB. We're
gonna play Think Fast. It's back, We're gonna Jenny's gonna host,
and who is gonna go versus versus today?
Speaker 5 (35:18):
David'll be against vant today.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Okay, this is a very basic normal og thing fast Okay,
giving you the letter, giving your topic, name it as
quick as you can. Name something you play that starts
with a p PlayStation. Oh that was so close about
I think Dave Beach PlayStation.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Oh good one. Oh it tells you how mature and
advanced I am over PlayStation over here because I came
up with piano, which is art, and fifteen year old
vont over here comes up with places you play.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
The piano, which is funny because yeah, he probably plays
the PlayStation much more than he'll ever come close to
a piano in his life.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
One if you ever played the piano piano time is that.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
David Buster is on Friday.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I can do Heart and soul. Okay, chop sticks and
Peter Peter punkin.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Eater Dave's on the board. Give me a five letter
word that starts with.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
G gosh starting go, glitch, click, no.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Nothing.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Great was an example. Give me an animal that starts
with h oh, a good job. Name a show that
starts with g if you would have been Quarker, don't
think fast?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (36:36):
A country that ends with the letter D Madrid?
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Is that a country?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Spain? Country that ends in the.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Dres so many too that has land in it? Thailand, Scotland.
You're right, no point, I am a cocktail that starts
with g oh, gosh, that was at all. You guys
are gonna need to step it up. I'm gonna run
(37:05):
out of options. Sheer Dave has two, Von has one.
An item you'd find in the frozen section in the
grocery store that starts with ooh, got corn?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yeah, the only vegetable.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
Something you might put on a deck that starts with.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
G a D.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Something you might have on a deck, grapefruits, great grill, grill.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Oh my gosh, I have to open up an old
thing fast.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I'm going to run out. Okay.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Something you can get at a holiday station stores that
starts with C. Co Coke, Yeah, you could get a coke.
Dave gets that one. You can also get a coffee
plus two ring donuts. It's their bakery meal deal right now. Okay, two, Dave. Three,
Name a non American dish that starts with a tea.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, we can't play thing fast on a Monday. This
is just too much pressure.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Okay, well we always we used to play it all
the time. Something some people have in their yards that
starts with.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
A P piano day porch.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
I am, but I can bring up start making this
easier for you guys. Name something expensive that starts with.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
An M Mercedes.
Speaker 8 (38:32):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Two. Name something beautiful that starts with an N.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Nancy, she's probably lovely.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
Babe, He's beautiful. A store at the Mall of America
that starts with an H. Yeah, it's gonna be game
point for Dave. A country and that's south of the
equator that starts with P Panama south Look, Bailey, I
(39:10):
know Peru is for sure. I just don't know about Panama.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Justice, Panama is not south.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Of I don't think it is. Montest four Dave has six.
It's still game point four Dave. And now we're moving
on to the last round, which is no letter. So
just name anything, Okay, okay. Name a song that has
a name, A song that has a color in it.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Red white, red, red, red, red wine.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
God, I just don't want to give it to you,
but I feel like I'm nervous. I'm going to run out. No,
you're not getting it. Red red wine would have worked,
but you stumbled through that. Name something that is a.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Sign of spring flowers?
Speaker 5 (39:50):
Yes, hey, wow, this is close. Now five for Van,
six for Dave. Name something that you use on your
computer mouse? Yes?
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Who game point?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Oh okay, we've come a long way.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
A piece of furniture that's in a living gout? Yes, wow, mind.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
That was a pretty job, right, I get a good
birthday shout out to Tyler, who was turning thirty years
old yesterday.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Can I read a text too?
Speaker 6 (40:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
We got to tons of texts at katiewb one.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, is Dave serious about his hair or is this
a bit?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
I'm serious. I really thought I didn't do my hair
today like I normally do because it's getting too long,
and I thought I'm gonna grow it out. And I
thought I would come in and I thought Bailey would go, oh,
I like your hair. No, she immediately said, it makes
you look old. It's like it's a youthful hairstyle on
a you old person.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
I think it's a mix of old and like you
look like a five year old who just didn't do
their hair named Tommy. He just woke up this morning. Wow,
just leaves the house and goes to school.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
So anyway, so I put a Paul Thanks spot. I
put a pole up and you can also see it
on Dave Ryan TV on on YouTube and then you
can vote. But it's not going well.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
It's really this one little like streak you have is
going straight down your head right here, and that's what
looks funny. Really, Okay, there you see.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Now you're fixing the Okay, now it looks like it
did this morning.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I'm going to go to Great clips later a pare off.
It's your Monday morning dance party on Saint Patrick's Day
on kd w B
Just search Dave Ryan TV on right now.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We're on YouTube right now because I need some input
on the hair. Oh lord, because I'm trying to figure
out it's probably my last chance in my life to
grow my hair long. I was thinking like probably like
shoulder lengths Urban hair Keith. Look, they're just thinking about
growing my hair long like Keith Urban.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Let me google Keating.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
That's shorter than shoulder length, though you want to do
longer than Keith Urban.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
See this is Keith Urban has the same thing that
I was roasting you for this morning. He's got a
youthful haircut with an old face. Why can't you can't
do that?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Why?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Why you should get that?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
You know, if we're gonna if we're going to go
that route, then you should get like the broccoli hairstyle
that all of the like fourteen year old boys have wearing.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I know what you're talking.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I hope really broccoli on top?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, not that, why not? No, I'm not going to
But I've always had, like for the last many years,
I've had like a faux hawk where it's like short
of the sides and like a little little bit spiky
on the top. But then I've been growing it out,
and somebody said the other day you should grow your
hair out. So while I need to get down to
great clips, I didn't style my hair. I just kind
of just a little bit. So I'm trying to get
(01:14):
some o pinion. So watch on YouTube and let us
know whether you like this new hairstyle. Why are you Scott?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Because every time, every time I look at it, I
think you just look like Robin from Batman around nobody
knows who that is.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I don't know that reference, but Von made the best
analogy earlier of that. You look like you just kind
of gave up.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You feel like you let go. It looks like you
gave up this show. Susan left you.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Finally, I'm living in a van or a sheet apartment somewhere,
means you're rich now moving with Nate and Melissa.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What you already got somebody on the live that said,
buzz it. It's so much easier. I've got a generous
amount of hair.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I can't imagine you with a buzz cut off your hair.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, bus, that's not a haircut anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
That's when you get you buzz your hair because you
don't want to do anything, kind.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Of like old ladies. They get to the age of
like fifty six or whatever, they go, I'm done with
my long hair. I'm gonna buye I going to get
one like your aunt Ruth. And then all of a sudden,
you're fifty five years old. You started looking like your
aunt Ruth. He got a perm Not so much. There's
a lot of like sixty five year old women who've
got really great, youthful hair. Yeah. I really thought that
when it came in this morning, you all would say,
(02:26):
I really like your hair that way.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, it's not just that you not only look like
you let yourself go because your hair, but you're growing,
you're beard out, so it really just looks like you
lost all prospect. Can trim I can trim it? I
trim it, I can I can shave it? Somebody else. Catherine,
who always on our live stream shadowt Cata. She said, sorry, Dave, no,
not good.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I guess there's your answer.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I think you guys just a little bit more like
I don't know what you mean by.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
With your hair.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yeah, yeah, like mess it up.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
A little bit for that or actually now it looks
more like you have like a five year old haircut.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Is Tommy?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, your name is Tom and you walk around with
your like stomach hanging out all the time. You're like,
do you guys want to play in the backyard?
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Fine, Hey, another challenge. I want to see if you
guys relate to this one. What do you want to
get rid of? What are you trying to get rid of?
We are trying to get rid of magic tricks? And
I don't want to make this all about me, but
why I pulled a bunch of magic tricks. I put
a bunch on eBay this weekend and I've still got way, way,
way more to go. I just want to get rid
of them. What are you trying to get rid of?
So in your life? Are you trying to get rid
(03:31):
of anything? Jenny? Are you trying to get rid of anything?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah, I'm trying to get rid of my original snowboard
because I got a new one a few years ago
and I haven't used my old one, and I got
new boots and binding, and so I'm trying to get
rid of that whole set and I just can't can't
get any buyers.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Just you almost got to kind of give it away,
like I'm giving right, that's your Well, I know, what
are you trying to get rid of Bailey vont you
guys trying to get rid of anything.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I mean, I'm always trying to get rid of clothes,
but I'm never going to get rid of my donate
them right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Would donate them, but I'm not.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Gonna Okay, not me complete opposite. I just told a
list I'm trying to buy more sneakers because it's been
about a month and a half since I got new sneakers. Eventually, though,
I think I would like to get rid of some
of the older pairs, because as a sneaker hoarder, you
just start buying things just to buy on me, I
don't ever wear these.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I get it. What are you trying to get rid of?
We asked on Facebook, and you can also text in
old broken patio furniture. HEII just leave it out of
the curb and then have the trash guys come by
and pick it up. Jessica hockey skates and old coach
and Kate Spade purses. Just don't bought them anymore. Hang those,
Twila says, crafting stuff like abandoned hobbies. Sometimes you just
(04:39):
want to get rid of your abandoned hobby. Yeah, all
the girl Mindy Story says, all the Girl Scout cookies
my husband ordered. Here's one. All my physics dies from
scrap booking. I don't know what that is, but it
must be. But if you do, you do Christy my
kids stuffed animals. Trying to get rid of my kids
(04:59):
stuffed animals. I'm going to tell you one thing that
they don't want you to donate is stuffed animals. And
because they don't want every they're so they're dirty, they
can't really wash them, they're so plentiful, and they're they
just don't want you to donate stuffed animals. So talk
about something doesn't go into garage sale. Brenda's trying to
get rid of fifty years of my snoopy collection, collected
(05:19):
snoopy for fifty years, just doesn't want to do it anymore.
Oh no, what are you trying to get rid of?
Tyler says random Coca cola stuff I used to collect,
trying to move on to collecting something else. And Stephanie
says kid clothes and baby stuff. So everybody's trying to
get rid of something.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
While ago wasn't. Your wife, Susan trying to get rid
of some of your old radio tapes.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh yeah, what happened to that?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
They're still in a box in the Basement's good? You
keep them?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, you wann hundreds of them.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
But Dave also doesn't really want them either because he
doesn't know what to do with them.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't know what to do with him. But at
the same time, I want to have something for posterity.
So it is prosperity or posterity. Yeah, posterity like it.
So like the grand kids can listen to them one
day and go, what's a radio.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's a tape. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I think you should keep I mean those at least
we already talked about this into the ground last time.
But I think you should keep them because, hey, you
never know what if we end up using them on
the show, like now, like, hey, do you want to
throw back.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
There's a channel of nothing but old Dave Ryan. Fine,
all right, let us know what it is you're trying
to get rid of. Everybody's trying to get rid of
something and using Facebook, Marketplace and whatever. Let us know.
Send me a text at Katie will be one five
three nine two one. It is Saint Patrick's Day. We
have a special treat annually. Build the bagpiper is coming
(06:44):
in in a couple of minutes to play songs on
the bagpipes that you you'll know. They're pop songs, but
they're on the bagpipes, so they're a little bit tricky
to recognize. But if you can recognize them, you can win.
Katie Perry Tickets will do that. Next on k D
Double Up You Be. We're back one hour commercial free
on Katie W b st. Patrick's State. Don't forget to
(07:05):
wear your green today. Von forgot to wear his green.
I think everybody does, don't you think it's kind of
like one of those traditions we can all kind of
agree on. It's like, no matter your whatever, your politics
or your backgrounds, like wear some green.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm even wearing green underwear.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I did all green pants cardigan.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
This girl needs a beer.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I love it. Welcome to the studio, Bill the bagpipe player.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Face.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Kind of the tradition that Bill comes in Bill is.
Let me describe Bill. First of all, he is in
the kilts. You're in the kilts. You got the genuine
kilts on and everything. You got the the the best
and the tie, all of.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
That, the little socks with the little flaggy things on
them too.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Shoes.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Shoes are called gilly brokes. Gilly brookes. What is your
plan today? You're going out to get drunken like over today, Well.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
We'll be at We'll be at a gas. Yes, we'll
be playing a lot. So who's this weed this week?
Is the Minnesota Pipes and Drums, the band I'm currently
with and uh I've been with for over twenty years.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It was super cool to see these guys because usually
you go to a parade, see like the marching band
come by, and here comes Osio high school or here
comes like you dine in high school and they're doing
high school drum stuff and and like you know, band stuff.
But you guys are with the like the snare drums
and the bass and the.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Snares and tenors too. We have a tenor drum as well.
It's like a mid drum.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Are you in the parade today?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yeah, we'll be doing the same. Paul Uh Saint Patrick's
Day parade at noon.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I was gonna say, what time a new a noon?
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yep, And then after that it's pretty much you know,
al Garas and all the Irish bars and anyone who
wants us.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Really, you live for this day don't.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
This is our super Bowl, absolutely where celebrities were popular.
I mean, it's the only time people want to hear bagpipes.
You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I would agree with that. I would agree.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Always going out for Lucky Blues on the Saturday before
Saint Patrick's Day and when the bagpipers came into the
packed bar, everyone's silenced so we could hear them no
matter how drunk you are.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
It's crazy, It's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Where do you go to practice because you talk about
a way to piss off the neighbors. I mean it's like,
you can't practice bagpipes within like five blocks of anybody else.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I play at home and no one's ever complained. I've
had people say they can hear it from the street,
but yes, it carries. Yeah, there's no hiding with bagpipes. Well,
let's get right to it. Let's play a song in
the bag. Are you going to play a pop song
and we're going to try to guess what it is?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Yeah, okay, I mean I'll play a traditional Irish tune
if you want.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It's not traditional Irish.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
It's not that'la v song or what do you want?
A real jig?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Do a traditional Irish song to the pop songs here
in a minute. So if you want to watch Phillies
on YouTube, Dave Ryan TV on YouTube right now, black football,
(10:37):
very nice, very nice. How long do you take to
learn to play the bagpipes?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
I mean it takes typically to get on the full pipes.
You're looking at least a year early years.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay. I remember my son Chase when he went to something.
He loved the bagpipes. So he went to something like
Saint Patrick's Day festival and he's like, Mom, I want
to learn how to pipe. So do you who spoiled
this kid to no end went out and got him
a bagpipe training set? Is there's some sort of a trainer.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
It's a little chanter. It's like it looks like it's
like this, but it's just one you blow into. So
it looks a lot like a recorder. Oh that's how
you learn your fingerings.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, I paid for that. I paid for that. That
was that was my mind. So we're gonna have Bill News.
We're going to we're gonna have you play a pop
song and we're gonna all try to guess what the
pop song is. Now, this sounds like it should be easy.
It's challenging though, Okay, whenever you're ready. Song that you
may have heard on Katie w B. Yes, I think
very likely. Okay, Here we Go.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Is never going to give you up by Rick Castley, Yes.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
You got Rick roll.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh that's tough, very good, challenging, just kind of hidden
in the all the other racket that you're making with. Okay,
so try another one. We're gonna leave this one all
to vaught. You have to guess this song because.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
There's no like rhythm beat.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
There's no beat. There's no beat, there's like it. Usually
it's like, okay, all.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Right, finding the rhythm and the pipes where you have
an instrument that's constantly making sound. That's that's probably the
hardest part.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, absolutely, okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I have no can you meet? Can I ask? Is
it a oh he can't hear me? Is it a
newer song or an older Is.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
A new song or an old song?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
It's a newer song, Bailey's a.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It's old town road?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Even there that sounded recognized a little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Can you play a little bit more so now that
we know what it is, we can we can pick
this out dear, I can't now, you got it.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
That was tough.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Now when they how old are the bagpipes? Bill? Whether
we're Bill, our bagpipe or friend. He's a musician, he
plays in the ukulele. He does shows.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
You'll see all around Paul today.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
So he's the handsome one. And you're tall, you're likest
six foot four, Yeah, so tall and handsome. Are you available?
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Am I available for piping gigs?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
I am?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I am married?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You are married?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Are you propositioning me?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
You know you'll get married. You'll do really well with
the cougars, the drops, drinking green beer and James. So
when they invented the bagpipes, were they trying to come
up with something that was more annoying than the harmonica
or what were they What were they trying to do?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
You know, some of the first instruments in the world
are read it instruments, which this is and blowing into it.
Then you the music stops. So they added a bag
so the music continues. And then they started they edited
a drone, so you have the one drone. And then
as they developed over thousands of years, Yeah, they've developed
to this level where they have three drones, two based
(14:57):
one base and two tenors that balance against a chanter,
so sure it does.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, it seems like science to me.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
And in Scotland they used, you know, pipe, Every tradition
has pipes, Every country has some form of bagpipe, but
in Scotland, obviously they used it to announce things and
you know, get people's attention in the country side.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
So I had to carry for miles. You can hear
it for a way's way. Yes, yeah, absolutely, that makes
so much sense.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
That's so cool.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
My favorite part of all of these songs is that
Bill has to.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Like whack this bag before you can get it started
doing that. Yeah, what okay, So onward, Bill, let's do it.
Let's do another song or two Bill the bagpipe This
morning Pop songs on the bagpipe.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
You a very new one, so you should get this
just fine?
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Okay, So yeah I don't know this one.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You don't, okay, stump.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
No clue.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I kind of called the rhythm a little more, but no.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Bill, this is I think it's called Cappuccino by Saverna Car.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Familiar with this Spress show, but play now that we
know express, play play it again? Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
This Domingo songs from Saturday after.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
There it is yeap, that is so cool? Great song? Right, yeah,
(17:17):
let's do one more Bill think we'll talk about what
you're gonna be doing later on this afternoon and where
to see and where to go and all the drinking
and festivities. One more song from Build a Bagpiper. Here
we go, pop song. Try to name this pop song?
Speaker 6 (17:31):
All right, you know this one, so try to sing along.
(17:57):
I know your audience, nows it.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I think I had a at the end, and then
I don't. I didn't grab you lost it.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It's difficult, any idea, Jenny, No.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I'm sad. I want to hear how hard for me?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
There's snare drummers with him, because that's just that's phenomenal
to catch that beat.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh no, we totally yeah, Well usually they do like
they're not doing pop songs. What is that song? That is?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Celebration by cooling the game played by Ross played by
Ross on Friends, He played on Vague Pipe.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Ross played that on Friends.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Yes he did.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Literally texted in right now I'm picturing Ross from Friends,
but way better, way.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Again. Celebration Now you got it? It's so good.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Yeah, you can hear it. It is hard when you
can where it's a constant noise like that.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, a.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Nice job. Bill. Tell me where you're going to be
this afternoon. What's going on Saint Patrick's Now.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Now it's a big day. We're going to be out
on about everywhere. It's gonna be nice. We played this
last Saturday. It was thirty degrees it was freezing.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah, not very nice in the parade.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Pray that noon. Yeah, Saint Paul, Saint Patrick.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
You just kind of bop around the bars or what
we do?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
We do, gare we're gonna do. Tom Reid's over there.
You know, I can't remember all of them. We'll be
back over here on the West End around seven tonight
at the local.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Okay, on the street, old day ahead of us.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Eight.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
You came into our morning show.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
No, no, it's lucky.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
I sit downstairs waiting for this all the time. You
have very far to go. Now.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Everybody in the in the the bagpipe and drum corps
is super attractive. If you see a guy who's six
foot four, little salt and pepper, very attractive plans go Hey, Bill,
I heard you on the radio.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
I would love to hear from them.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Thanks for coming in absolutely any Yeah you too. Let's
get into Dave's Dirt on one on one point three
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Speaker 3 (20:22):
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Speaker 2 (20:28):
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the dirt Chapel. Roan got into a live TikTok battle
with some random dude and couldn't get out your one
match one mass one?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
How do we get how do you get him out
of here?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
How do we get out of this?
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Is someone a mod? Can you, guys give me out
of this?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
So there was somebody who was in this live TikTok
and she couldn't get out of it and couldn't get
dumped the guy out of there.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
So weird.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
But I guess if you don't know how to run TikTok,
then it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I would be confused.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
There is a story I was gonna do for you.
Hold on me find it for it's kind of interesting.
There are songs that are the most used in movies
and TV shows, and I've got the top three that
are the most used songs in movies and TV shows
at number three. It gets used in many many TV
(21:35):
shows and movies, But the number two song is this one.
The number one song used in the most TV shows
and movies is and the least you song they did
gauge what is the least you song in any TV
(21:56):
or movies?
Speaker 6 (21:57):
And that is.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Do you know them would blow up? Though they put
that in the new whatever movie that they put in
Wicked too, you know.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
And can imagine they just they did put that in
a Wicked and now they're doing it as much as
they're doing because you hear that everywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Now, Yeah, should have taken off Gene Hackman. His will
left his estate to his wife Betsy, but remember she
was the one who they figured out died first and
then without a caregiver, he died horribly some time later.
It's so awful and sad. So his kids from a
previous marriage may be able to claim her his estate
(22:39):
since they are next in line. Kanye put his daughter
North on a new song that also features Diddy and
his son King Combs. Kim tried to get him to
stop him from release in the track, and he is
vowed to go to war with her. Apparently did he
showed up in court the other day with a great
(23:00):
beard and he's fifty five years old. Yeah, but it's
just kind of like shocking to see Diddy with a
gray beard. Freaky or Friday the trail out, Are you excited?
Here's part of the trailer.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's okay, it's me Hart, it's mom.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Wait what if you're me and I'm you?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Then you was that?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I'm Grandma?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Sweet hot.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
My face looks like.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
A birken bag that's been left out in the sun
to rot.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
So I don't fully understand it, but I think it's
so it's Jamie Lee, Curtis and Lindsay Loan are in it,
but then Lindsay has a daughter now, and then there's
one other girl that I don't fully understand, but all
four switch bodies.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Some yeah, oh even freakier.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
I think Lindsay goes into her daughter's body, Grandma goes
into the really young girl. But I don't know who
that one.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Is, right, I that was a little bit confusing, obviously.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I hope they clear that up.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yeah in the actual movie, because I was trying to
track the trailer and be like, Who's who, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
You?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Speaking of movies, which one called Trap over the weekend
on Netflix, and it's an m Night Shyamalan movie, and
I had kind of high hopes for it. And basically
it's about a murderer that they know is going to
be at this pop concert and so they're going to
try to trap him inside the pop concert and it
just its it's a good premise, but then it just
(24:19):
kind of like collapses on itself.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
So there's another show it just came out this weekend,
and I thought about you, Dave. It's called Adolescence. It's
on Netflix. It's about a thirteen year old who gets
framed from murder. And so the whole show, I think
it's just four episodes. They're trying to figure out, you know,
did he do it, and his family is trying to
prove his innocence. But I thought of Dave because it
was like one of those like tense thrillery times level.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I love tense and thrillery, I really do. Netflix called
Adolescence Jinny and I watched. I didn't watch the whole thing,
so don't spoiler it for.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Me what you want.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
It's so weird.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
You literally watched like part of a show and then
go to bed show.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It was getting late. It was like nine to fifteen,
way past my bedtime, White Lotus, but we were all
laughing about how when the guy with the bad hair
is his name Carl, I don't remember. He is in
a bar hanging out with his old buddy, catching up,
and their dialogue was some of the most clever, ridiculous,
over the top dialogue I've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
It's just about his sexual exploration that led him to
now be a Buddhist. And the sexual exploration, you think
it's going in one direction, and then all of a
sudden he found Buddhism, and then it keeps going, and
it keeps going, and you're like, when.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Does it stop?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So funny. Anyway, if you've seen it, you know exactly
what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Can I read a text really quick?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Please?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I just turned on YouTube. Did Dave cut his own hair?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
This is a thing. Yeah, we are exploring this because
I'm trying to think about growing my hair out. So
I usually spike it up and put product in my
hair to make it stand up. But I thought, oh,
I'm just gonna like jigit a little bit, and and
so I came in this morning and I said, do
you like my hair? Bailey, And Bailey, who is a
very nice person and usually finds a positive thing to say, said,
(25:59):
gtoe with that hair, essentially that yeah, she don't like
the hair. Jing doesn't like the hair. Vond doesn't like
the hair. So I put a pole up on Dave
Ryan Katie WB on my Instagram story and I'll check
the results here.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Yeah, so far, I can't imagine it's in your favor
with the hair that you came in with this morning,
which I will say though.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
That you did judg it further and actually made it worse.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Yeah, it's so great right now while you're looking at that,
I do want to give a big birthday shout out
to Brianna from Andover. I met her at the Home
and Garden Show and she is twenty nine today.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Line to know, the hair pole is eighty six percent
old hair, fourteen percent current hairstyle.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Such what I think you look like you just lost
your way?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
And because.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Do you want to do you need to talk to somebody?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
What do you mean just you know?
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Absolutely, do you want to talk to us about anything?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Not about you? Not to you guys?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
No, on.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
You tell us everything thanks that we don't want to
know most of the time.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Honestly, I think for the plot you should grow it out,
just to see how long and absurd this hair can get.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
That like the one with Wilson. What's that castaway?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Do that?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Okay? Yeah, who's the guy from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
I'm going to go for a Keanu because he's got
kind of longish hair. They kind of like parted in
the middles.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Is hot?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Well, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I'm not so funny. All right, it's Katie. I remember
one time Fallon Jenny and Tina. We're all standing here
in the studio talking about how ugly the guys are
the work in this building, Like, yeah, there's like one
hot guy in the whole building. Everybody else is gross,
and I'm like, I'm right here.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
What We looked over and Dave had one single tear
and then we continued back onto our conversation.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
We never did find out who the one hot guy is.
The ago certainly wasn't me. All right. That is the
dirt brought to you by six one two Injured. It
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Dave Ryan TV, who want to comment about the hair,
and you know, I don't know, he maybe say something nice.
Nobody else has. So Bailey had an interesting observation. So
you we were trading messages about like what we did
(28:18):
over the weekend, and you were talking about how I
think you were at a speech tournament. Yeah, and a
woman who not so covertly covertly yes, took your picture
and then you saw her do it, and then you
saw her text it to somebody else, Yeah, because she's
probably looking over and going, oh, there's Bailey from Katie
w B.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Well, I was so confused as to what exactly was
happening because I was standing and talking to someone and
I feel like everyone in their life has taken like
a secret picture of somebody, but you can't do it
in a way that's secret because your phone is like
sitting down near your waist and you tilted up a
little bit, and that's what she was doing when she
took my picture, and I saw her doing it, and honestly,
(29:00):
in the picture, I might be staring right at the
phone because I saw her doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
But then I didn't say anything.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
To her, because like, what are you supposed to say
to that, and then like I saw her doing it,
so I was like, well, I'm gonna walk away from
this situation. So I walked away and walked ended up
going behind her and I could see her texting it
to someone, so I don't In my head, I was like, Okay,
is she taking my picture because she likes my outfit?
Or is she taking my picture to be like hey
is this Bailey from something? Or look, here's Bailey from
(29:27):
from the radio. And I don't. It just felt so
weird and it made me feel weird all day. And
I don't mind. I don't mind it at all, Like,
but I would have rather her say Hi, can I
get take your picture?
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Cause then it was it just made me feel icky
all day, And like we met so many great people
at David Buster's, and I like, cause those are they're
coming up to see us specifically. And even if I
if I'm at pet Smart and somebody's like, hey, are
you Bailey, I'll be like, yeah, I'm Bailey. Hi, it's
nice to me. What's your name? And then you know,
talk to them. But like the weird secret picture was
(30:03):
so weird to me.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
This is a new thing to you because You've only
been in radio, not even full time, for a year
in May. Vont has been in radio full time for
a couple.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Of years, two years ago.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, this is kind of a new thing, and I've
been doing it for a really long time, so you know,
if people come up to me, I'm always happy that
they do once in a while. See somebody's like I've
said Bennie Hanna not too long ago, and the next
table was like trying to take a picture of me. Yeah,
And I get it because if I saw somebody, let's
say you saw Ken Barlow, I'm out, I've seen Ken
Barlow somewhere. Well, I know Ken, so I'd go up
(30:36):
to him. Yeah, let's say that I saw Amelia Satinello.
I might be like, oh look, that's a million.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, because I'm interested to hear like Vont's point of
view as well, because obviously, Dave you've been doing it
for thirty bill jillion years, and then Jenny you've been
doing it for a long long time as well, and
Vont you like literally came out of college and like
straight into radio.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
But I was just a normal person before this. That's
so regular.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah, I know it, but we're all normal people.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Oh yeah, we're all normal people.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
But like I'm just saying, like, I was just a
Joe Schmoe before this, and at least like Dave, like
you came again like out of college into radio.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
I the other day after David Busters, I went to
a comedy show at All of America and a woman
at the end of the show came I was waiting
to meet the comedian and a woman came up to
me and she like grabbed me, and she was like
and it took her a minute to say anything, and
then I guess she was calling her husband like it's Vonn,
Oh my god, I love you. And funny enough, we
had just shouted her out on the show on Friday,
so whatever. But it catches me off guard a lot
(31:40):
of the time. But I like it. You guys know that.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I'm Yeah, it's super flattering for several reasons. I mean,
who doesn't want to be, like, feel important to somebody.
We all love to feel important.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I like it because, not to get deep, but sometimes
I feel like an outsider when it comes to the
four of us, because if you don't know, I sit
in a different room than you guys, just because I
have to do other stuff or you know, Jenny and
Bailey have known Dave for longer than I have known Dave.
So sometimes I feel like, you know, I'm on this
side of the fence. So then when people do come
up to me and say, oh, I love that a
list is here now for you, or I love that
you know play the are you invited to the cookout game?
(32:11):
That makes me feel good. So I love it when
people come.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Well, it's an addition. And we have one of those
jobs where you know, if you work at I don't know,
three m and you do a great job, you're not
going to be out at bayer Ley's and somebody will
come up and go, you know what, I just want
to say, I love those spreadsheets. You just do the
best breadsheets sheets ever. But we have like a public job,
so and trust me, we're it's I'm so used to
(32:37):
that whole thing, but you guys are still getting used
to it. Yeah, and it's weird but not bad.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
It's not bad.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Weird, Like I love meeting people randomly on the street,
and I want people to come up to me if
they because then I get like sometimes Instagram messages that
are saying, oh I saw you at this play. But
I didn't want to come and say hi. I want
people to come and say hi so we can talk
about the play or something like that. But it was
just the the random photo of me was so strange
to me, and I was just I don't know why
she took it.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I can ask a serious question, would it have felt
weirder if it was a guy that was taken? It
would like, yeah, it would have felt more intrusive. Yeah,
well guy regardless. Okay, yeah, but if it was a guy,
he could be just like another person's like, oh my god,
my wife and I listen to Bailey every morning. I
can't wait to show her a picture.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Then I just want them to say something to me.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
But this is what we've noticed that people will come
out to one of our events and they'll be so
shy to walk up and say hi.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Because they're just worried that we're I think they're worried
we're gonna be jerks, Like you're gonna walk up and.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Go hi, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I listened to your show all the time, and Jenny
will be like, that's nice, but trust me, never No.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
So I had that experience like where somebody takes a
picture of me. I just like I said, they just
catching me off guard, because you know, not to boost
our egos, but we connect to people in a way
that we don't realize. I never realize every morning when
we're sitting here talking on these mics that people love
the stuff we're listening to, or they cry or they laugh,
they connect to them in some way. So I enjoy
(34:08):
it when people come and just they say like, oh, oh,
you better turn right on Red Vaught because they I said,
the thing that I don't turn right on red. I
love that little stuff because it lets people. It lets
me know that people care about us and the stuff
that we're doing.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I think it's the great thing about radio is this,
like it's it's such a connection. And this is a
time when a lot of people don't have a lot
of friends or connections because you're busy on social media
and people are so isolated and people don't want to
go out. So a lot of the time people find
their connection with, you know, people on the radio, and
there's something about every one of us that maybe you
(34:43):
if you don't relate to me, then maybe you relate
to Bailey. If you don't relate to Bailey, then maybe
you relate to Jenny or to Vaughan. So anyway, you'll
get used to it, and someday you'll work at a
radio station where nobody cares who you are. So it's true,
some day you'll work it. I've worked to radio stations
where nobody cared where you who you are because nobody listens.
(35:03):
But fortunately we work on a big monster of a
radio station like KTWB. Thanks for all that. We appreciate that.
It is one at one point three kd WB. We're
gonna play Think Fast. It's back, We're gonna Jenny's gonna host,
and who is gonna go versus versus today?
Speaker 5 (35:18):
David'll be against vant today.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Okay, this is a very basic normal og thing fast Okay,
giving you the letter, giving your topic, name it as
quick as you can. Name something you play that starts
with a p PlayStation. Oh that was so close about
I think Dave Beach PlayStation.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Oh good one. Oh it tells you how mature and
advanced I am over PlayStation over here because I came
up with piano, which is art, and fifteen year old
vont over here comes up with places you play.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
The piano, which is funny because yeah, he probably plays
the PlayStation much more than he'll ever come close to
a piano in his life.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
One if you ever played the piano piano time is that.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
David Buster is on Friday.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I can do Heart and soul. Okay, chop sticks and
Peter Peter punkin.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Eater Dave's on the board. Give me a five letter
word that starts with.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
G gosh starting go, glitch, click, no.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Nothing.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Great was an example. Give me an animal that starts
with h oh, a good job. Name a show that
starts with g if you would have been Quarker, don't
think fast?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (36:36):
A country that ends with the letter D Madrid?
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Is that a country?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Spain? Country that ends in the.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Dres so many too that has land in it? Thailand, Scotland.
You're right, no point, I am a cocktail that starts
with g oh, gosh, that was at all. You guys
are gonna need to step it up. I'm gonna run
(37:05):
out of options. Sheer Dave has two, Von has one.
An item you'd find in the frozen section in the
grocery store that starts with ooh, got corn?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yeah, the only vegetable.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
Something you might put on a deck that starts with.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
G a D.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Something you might have on a deck, grapefruits, great grill, grill.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Oh my gosh, I have to open up an old
thing fast.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I'm going to run out. Okay.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Something you can get at a holiday station stores that
starts with C. Co Coke, Yeah, you could get a coke.
Dave gets that one. You can also get a coffee
plus two ring donuts. It's their bakery meal deal right now. Okay, two, Dave. Three,
Name a non American dish that starts with a tea.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, we can't play thing fast on a Monday. This
is just too much pressure.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Okay, well we always we used to play it all
the time. Something some people have in their yards that
starts with.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
A P piano day porch.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
I am, but I can bring up start making this
easier for you guys. Name something expensive that starts with.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
An M Mercedes.
Speaker 8 (38:32):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Two. Name something beautiful that starts with an N.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Nancy, she's probably lovely.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
Babe, He's beautiful. A store at the Mall of America
that starts with an H. Yeah, it's gonna be game
point for Dave. A country and that's south of the
equator that starts with P Panama south Look, Bailey, I
(39:10):
know Peru is for sure. I just don't know about Panama.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Justice, Panama is not south.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Of I don't think it is. Montest four Dave has six.
It's still game point four Dave. And now we're moving
on to the last round, which is no letter. So
just name anything, Okay, okay. Name a song that has
a name, A song that has a color in it.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Red white, red, red, red, red wine.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
God, I just don't want to give it to you,
but I feel like I'm nervous. I'm going to run out. No,
you're not getting it. Red red wine would have worked,
but you stumbled through that. Name something that is a.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Sign of spring flowers?
Speaker 5 (39:50):
Yes, hey, wow, this is close. Now five for Van,
six for Dave. Name something that you use on your
computer mouse? Yes?
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Who game point?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Oh okay, we've come a long way.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
A piece of furniture that's in a living gout? Yes, wow, mind.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
That was a pretty job, right, I get a good
birthday shout out to Tyler, who was turning thirty years
old yesterday.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Can I read a text too?
Speaker 6 (40:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
We got to tons of texts at katiewb one.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, is Dave serious about his hair or is this
a bit?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
I'm serious. I really thought I didn't do my hair
today like I normally do because it's getting too long,
and I thought I'm gonna grow it out. And I
thought I would come in and I thought Bailey would go, oh,
I like your hair. No, she immediately said, it makes
you look old. It's like it's a youthful hairstyle on
a you old person.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
I think it's a mix of old and like you
look like a five year old who just didn't do
their hair named Tommy. He just woke up this morning. Wow,
just leaves the house and goes to school.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
So anyway, so I put a Paul Thanks spot. I
put a pole up and you can also see it
on Dave Ryan TV on on YouTube and then you
can vote. But it's not going well.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
It's really this one little like streak you have is
going straight down your head right here, and that's what
looks funny. Really, Okay, there you see.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Now you're fixing the Okay, now it looks like it
did this morning.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I'm going to go to Great clips later a pare off.
It's your Monday morning dance party on Saint Patrick's Day
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