October 6, 2025 • 30 mins
Bailey's on her way to hell, Dave is giving it to us straight with Motivational Monday, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KTWB on a Monday morning. You know, I had
to tell you this cooler, fallish weather really was refreshing.
It was kind of nice yesterday, rain for a little
while yesterday and rain here since like nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
My favorite when we get on so on Sunday mornings,
we all hop online. And I love when Dave's out
in his RV because he'll be like, you, guys, I'm
just like sipping my coffee in the RV right now.
It's my favorite. He says it like every single time
for you.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It seriously has been my dream since like most of
my adult life, I wanted an RV, and I could
always picture myself like in the RV on a cool morning,
haveing coffee. And you know, this is back before cell phone,
so I pictured myself doing a crossword puzzle or reading
the paper or whatever. But now we have phone, so
you know, you play a wordle and you check your Instagram.
(00:48):
So but yeah, it was great. I get a little
motivational Monday for you on KTWDB. Tell me what you
think about this one, because I like this one, but
it hits a little hard. It's not a soft motivational Monday.
Here we go. Most people's work ethic is trash because
they're waiting to feel motivated. Motivation is for amateurs. Discipline
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is doing it when you don't feel like it every
single day. That's the difference. Stop waiting for feelings and
start operating on standards.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Whoa Wow. Usually motivational mondays are.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Like, you're perfect just the way you are, because you're special, special,
Everyone is special.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Bully bullooney, great song? What are you? Don't know where
that's from? This is?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
This hits hard? And maybe you text me and let
me know if you hate this one, but I like it.
Most people's work ethic is trash because they're waiting to
feel motivated.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Motivation is for amateurs.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Discipline is doing it when you don't feel like it
every single day. That's the difference. Stop waiting for feelings,
start operating on standards. I have told people in radio
for my entire almost my entire career, ninety percent of
people in radio are lazy. So all you've got to
(02:15):
do to stand out is work harder than those ninety percent,
and you can help but be noticed, because most people
do just enough work to not get fired.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And I don't know what field you're in as you're
listening to the show.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But if you're in architecture, if you're in mechanic, like
I don't know if you're a mechanic, if you are
in whatever, CPA or whatever, you can probably say the
same thing. Most people are lazy. Stop waiting for motivation.
It's for amateurs. What do you guys think too harsh?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
No, I love it because I think that also some
people look at people who do like fitness and work
out a lot that like, we're so motivated, But it's
really not. It's about the discipline aspect. I don't want
to ever work out. There's not a day I wake
up and I was like, yes, I'm so excited work out. No,
it's the fact that I've disciplined myself over the years.
Now it's part of my routine. So yeah, I really
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like that one.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
But I think there's a lot of people who are
like I just don't feel motivated and then you wait
for that motivation is life kind of life and health
and opportunity kind of passes you by.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Mm.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I like that, Maylee would answer, but she doesn't feel motivated.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
No, I'm I'm trying to like just discover my stance
on it because I definitely agree that, Like, I don't
think I'm lazy. But even in high school in middle school,
I always thought I could be straight A plus student
if I really really applied myself and I just didn't
like want to and or like, oh I could be
(03:43):
I could be an Instagram influencer if I really cared
to be, but like I just didn't want to bring
her joy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I think one of the things motivation is you going
to find something that you really see.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
The benefit of.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, And for me, for radio, I never had to
be motivated to do a good job in radio because
I loved it so much and doing a great show
was its own reward. It is like when I walk
out the hallway and the boss would be like, yeah,
that is a great show, I'd be like, yeah, thanks,
And it was fun and it made people happy. So
(04:16):
I never need I never was like I don't feel
motivated to do a good job on the radio. I
just did.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
And I feel like the motivation comes from the discipline.
Like you go to the I know this is so cliche,
but you go to the gym as much as you
don't want to. After you come back from the gym,
you feel so good about yourself, so you're motivated to
keep going.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Especially if you see like a visible.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Not even to that helps, but you just genuinely feel good.
If you do good at work, you might not be
motivated to do good, but once you do good, the
accolades or not even the accolades, less the raise or whatever,
they will motivate you, like Wow, You'll see what happens
when I work hard.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I'm gonna read this again because people are asking for
this one. If you get some feedback, I'm gonna read
the Motivational Monday again. Most people's work ethic is trash
because they're waiting to feel motivated. Motivation is for amateurs.
Discipline is doing it when you don't feel like it
every single day. That's the difference. Stop waiting for feelings,
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start operating on standards. Text messages at five three nine
two one applause to Motivational Monday. I'm amazed when I
get praised at work because I truly just think I'm
doing my job. That's from Sydney. Another one loved that quote.
It's one hundred percent true. Most successful people have incredible discipline.
Another one says, agreed, I know a few people who
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have excuse after excuse. I have some people very close
to me in my life. They cannot get a break
for the for anything, and it's because they sleep late,
smoke a boatload of weed every day, are lazy, and
don't really apply themselves. So and then they wonder why
they can't get a break. All right, that's enough for
(05:52):
motivational Monday. I'll put that up on Dave Ryan's show
or on Dave Ryan KBGB somewhere.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Take a look at that.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's good. Someone else texts it enday. But I want
to bring this up because you did an RV tour
on your Instagram at one point, right, someone was like,
do an RV tour, So you should share that to
your Instagram story too, and we can share it on
Dave Ryan Show also so people can see that I.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Got one somewhere.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I think you made a reel of it when you
first got the RV. Well, it's very well.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
All right, We'll be right back on k w B.
Jonas Brothers tickets in row number five. Yes, Jonas Brothers,
Row number five for Friday night, Saturday Night, Friday night,
Friday night next row five, Stay here, w B. Yes
you can watch on TV and shout out to Cariboo.
Hold my cup up right now because Caribou brought by
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coffee because they heard that the coffee here is garbage.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Mine too, minus chocolate in it, minus vanilla. Oh walk,
what you can get free coffee too?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, you actually can. If you down website and.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Then sign up for a new Cariboo pers account, you'll
get like a free medium drink after your first purchase.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Okay, free I do right, if it's for fretty for me,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I got a person account, otherwise I'd do it.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
We got Jonas Brothers tickets to give away. Right now,
we're play a little game called price is right? What
Target Circle Days is starting?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It started yesterday already and.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Which is kind of like Amazon Amazon.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Brandy where they do it because Prime Days is tomorrow
and Wednesday. So Target jumped on that and was like,
we're going to do Circle weeks.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
So yeah, at you Target, So we're going to give
you an item. You to price it just like on
prices right, and use that strategy. If you think your
opponent is overbid, bid one dollar or if you think
they've underbid, then bid one more dollar. I've been watching
this show since I was a kid, fake and sick,
so you got to know the strategy to play. Let
(07:42):
me play Bailey one time. Wait wait, wait, okay, that's right,
and then call me six, five, one, nine, and I'll
play Bailey in a little sample round of prices.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Right, price is right? Here we go, So Bailey and David,
right now, I have an adult charcouterie board halloween cost you.
It's a one size fits most hide and Eeke boutique
is what makes it. Okay, So Bailey, I'll let you
bid first today. How much do you bid on the
charcuterie board costume?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Nine? Okay, David one dollar.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
David is the winner today because it is only eighteen
dollars on.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
So you would have been would have had it if
it wasn't Target.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Remember Day Circle week. It is much cheap. And you
want to do another one while.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
We're gonna do another waiting for two people on the
phone six to be Jonas Brothers tickets row number five.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay, let's see there's a lot of different categories, so
let's go with this one. We're going to go to
the men's apparel. Oh crap, I know they're not going
to know this either good Fellow in Company. That's a
good brand.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'm we're in their brand right now. Maybe Dave will
know this.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So their men's straight fits, it's very basic genes, just
a straight fit. You can get them in multiple different colors.
It's a twenty well, it's a different size waste depending
on what you need. But good Fellow and Company is
the brand. What do you bet on that today, David?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm gonna go thirty one dollars, okay, and I'll do
one dollar.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And Bailey is the window.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, good Jay. Bailey is how you were. That's how
you play it. You always just say one.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You heavily overbid Dave because it was only seventeen fifty
and originally they're only twenty five bucks.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Wow, to steal good quality too, Darren.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Okay, we lost what our contestants, so we're gonna have
to find another one.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
But here's what we'll do.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
In the meantime. We're gonna play a Jonas Brothers song.
This is my favorite. This is my favorite Jonas Brothers song.
I know it's old, I know it's a kid's song.
I don't care. It's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Call the Wind.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Tickets six five one nine eight nine KDWB. Okay, let's
give away some tickets. That's what we do. We're DJs.
We're DJ's.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
We give away tickets on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Tanya is gonna play prices right and your opponent this morning,
Tanya is Shelby. Good morning, Tanya, good morning. I need
one fun fact about Tanya, one fun fact, like you
collect stamps or you love pickleball.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Give me a fun fact.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Black belt in martial arts?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What what?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
What form of martial arts? I don't know what that means,
but I'm impressed with that.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Hit us up.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Okay, Shelby is on the phone. Shelby, I need one
fun fact from you.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I was born in Vegas is a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Okay, very good? All right, here we go. This is
the way that works. And by the way, my computer screen.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
All of our says, so we'll just go with the.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
This could be really bad.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, Tanya, You're gonna bid first, and uh you gotta
come closest to the actual target circle price without going
over here we go.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
First off is an espresso Virtuo plus coffee maker and
espresso she espressot Presso Espresso, and it also does include
twelve capsules when you get this, So I will have
Tanya go first. Tanya, what is your bid today? Oh gosh,
I'm going to guess.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Seventeen?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, and Shelby, what do you? What are you bidding?
I didn't hear her bit she said to seventeen.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Seventeen two hundred.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
All right, I need you to both bid again because
you both.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Do you miss my technique. Okay, we're gonna go back Tanya.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Tanya, what's your.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
One hundred?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Okay? And Shelby, I'm gonna go with the dollars. Okay,
this time your technique did not win. Why Stoppe is
the target target circle deal for this one? So Tanya
gets that point. We'll do two more rounds.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Actually we're out of time. We're way out of time.
So Tanya wins. Shelby, we love you. I'm sorry we
cut it short, but you got to be on the radio.
So that's kind of cool. And we'll have more Jonas
brothers take us for you tomorrow morning and row number four.
We are all about the social media, and we know
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we all do this. We sit there and we're like
in our favorite chair on the couch and we're scrolling, scrolling,
and then you kind of get so disgusted with it,
you're like, God, I gotta stop this, And so you
put your phone down and then fifteen minutes later you
got it in your hand again. Or you pick up
your phone during a TV show or during commercials or
(12:41):
during a slow part of the Vikings game. But guess what,
we're slowly but surely abandoning social media. Are we going
to tell you the story? Well, there was a time
when social media is a lot of fun. Now the
only thing social about social media is we all suffer
together the financial times, as if we've passed peak social media.
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A digital audience survey basically looked at fifty countries and
found out we spent more time on social media a
couple of years ago. In twenty twenty two is when
social media use peaked, and it's gone into a steady
decline across the world. Adults sixteen and older are spending
an hour of an average of two hours twenty minutes
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a day on social platforms, So all of US sixteen
and older two hours twenty minutes a day on social platforms.
That's down by ten percent since twenty twenty two. The
sharpest decline is among teens and twenty somethings like Vaunt,
although the millennials like you guys and gen X or
gen xers are deleting their accounts too, or just doing
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it less and less, basically because the stuff that we
like has been pushed out and is replaced with ads,
suggested content, more ads, negativity, bought stupidity, and then even
more ads.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yes, I agree, the ad thing is bonkers when it's
half of my like uh not for yeah, for you
page on TikTok are is something from the TikTok shop.
Half of the stuff that's on Instagram. I would even
say seventy five percent of the stuff if I'm scrolling
on Instagram is people I don't follow.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I'm like, what why am I following anybody?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
At this point, Yeah, calmed that down a little bit
on Instagram because it was really bad for a while
where it was like suggested for you, yeah, and then
it was like a random post and you're like, I
don't know this person, and you're scrolling and you'd see
something You're like, do I follow this person? You get
confused by it. But I think they've chilled out a
little bit on that, and then.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
It's a blessing and a curse because it's cool that
you get to find things that are tailored to your interests,
like the algorithm. But yeah, sometimes I want to see
what Dave did this weekend, or what my cousin is
up to, and d're in Jersey.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I think if I want the algorithm to find something
for me, I would go to the like explore page
on Instagram. If I want to know what my friends
are doing, I want my homepage to be what I have,
the following the I have. That's what I want to
see on my homepage, not suggested content.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
And that's why TikTok has the for you page and
then the friend We have opinions about it clearly.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Well, no, I mean we spend so much of our
time on social media. I put mine down yesterday, and
I picked up a book, and then you do. Then
I put it down so I can get back on TikTok.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I'm reading a book, Jenny. The book is called Confronting
Evil and it's by Bill O'Reilly and it's all about
like very short, maybe twenty page chapters about Hitler or
other evil people, Lennon or Putin or whatever. The iatolicomani
all these evil people, and it's really interesting about how
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they just like King Henry the Eighth, What an evil,
awful person he was.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Are you reading like a physical book or a physical book? Yeah? Yeah,
for Dave physical book.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Well I already told you, but I want for Christ
already have it Lionel Richie book.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yep, yeah, you wrote that down, then I'll take it
off on my list.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Okay, that is. You can't make this stuff up. We'll
be back with Dave's Dirt. It is a Taylor Swift
soaked dirt everything from her filthiest song ever, which people
are misinterpreting or maybe interpreting to be about Travis Kelsey's
Little Travis that and including the dimensions.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
People say that they have figured out the dimensions just
by going through this song.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
We'll cover all that coming up in a second.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
And by the way, the dimensions of this seem unrealistic
to me, just realistic with you, Yes, thank you, but
we'll tell you coming up next on Dave's Dirt.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I love that song. I can't get enough that song.
Marining guitar. Can something by you? Sure because you're you know,
a father and father Dave as we know you, and
can you tell me if I'm going to hell? Can
you tell me? I don't think so. I mean is
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also you know, he's a merciful God. But but then
there's you.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
So yeah, let me tell you what happened. Okay, me
and my mom were at church yesterday. We sang in
the church choir because we're good Christian women and we're
sitting in church and it's communion day yesterday, and they
did communion in the way where they like brought around
like a dish with the bread and it and you
take the bread and then you eat the bread.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
And then they bring around the dishes the bread.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
You need to tear it from it's cubed. We don't
have to hear it.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, yeah, that's gross because then some filthy fingered neighbor
is going to put their hand against it for leverage
while they pull off a piece.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Of bread and it's cubed already, so they that pass
that around, you eat it, and then they pass around
teeny tiny, like fractional sized shot glasses of grape juice.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Your church is my church growing fabulous, same thing.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
So yesterday it was communion and me and my mom
are sitting there and the Communion people, the people walking
around with the stuff just walk by us with the bread,
so they just.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Like there's not gonna be any left for the rest
of them.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
So they completely walk by, and me and my mom
were like, did they like forget us?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
And we're like, no, they'll come back, they'll come back. No,
they didn't.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Are Yeah, we're in a pew. We're like on the side,
so we're like on a side pew.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yes, but we're.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Still sitting near other. They walked by us and we thought, okay, weird. Well,
I guess we'll just have the Blood of Christ. That's fine.
So then they come around with the little grape juice
and we both like sit up straight like you would
at a restaurant, like, oh, here comes our food, and
so we sit up straight.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
They walk by, just is it the same people.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yeah, it's the same, Yeah, same people who have the bread,
because they do the bread first, they go up they
grab the wine quote unquote, and then they come around
with the wine and we just got skipped entirely.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
So we are sitting in a congregation full.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Of people who have had both bread and wine, blood
and body of Christ, and me and my mom got skipped.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
So are we going to hell?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
You didn't sin enough this week? I think they were like,
you don't need the communion, you haven't enough. Yeah, that's
the do.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You know what communion is for?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
It is not to absolve your little tipsy No, it's
it's Welch's grape juice. And that was so good. I
remember because my dad would not. We only had kool
aid and milk in my house.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Never had Welch's grape juice. Once a month we do
communion and they put little shots of Welchish grape.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Ah, it is so good.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay, did you guys genuinely not have wine?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
A community didn't have? No, no, no Catholic growing up?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
No, I I was, but I also love it was
scant tonight and we always had wine. It was the
best thing. I was fourteen years old. I finally got
to start doing communion. I was like, yeah, why but
it was wine.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
We didn't have the grape arses juice. But I wouldn't know.
I didn't have any.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Were any Sorry Jenny over a little shot, not even
a shot of wine.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Well, they did the big goblet where they let you
like sip out of it, and then they wipe the smell.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I'm sorry, I totally respect. I am not a Catholic,
a totally respective Lutherans or whoever does that filthy, filthy
habit that is nasty. You got a goblet of wine,
that slobbering Grace over here, who's eighty nine years old,
back washed into the goblet, and the tree falls right exactly.
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She fishes her teeth out, pops him back in, and
then Father Murphy over here wipes it off with a
chlorox wet wipe, and it's like bo that looks praise
the Lord.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Handed to think twice about it. I was like, yes, it's.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
My turn to.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Age.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Somebody texted I went to a Wisconsin church and we
also had real wine. I used to do shots of
him when we had extra What type of church was it?
Was it Lutheran or is it just the Wisconsin thing?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I grew up Lutheran, and so I was very shocked
when I started hearing you guys talk about your experience
that you just had like grape juice, and I was like, well, yes,
same here though we had wine water turned into wine.
As Jesus, did you know?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
The association. I thought it was no what Jesus did
turn water into wine. But that's not why we have
wine at Communion. It's not it's the body.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
So he said, every time you drink wine, do this
as often as you do. You remember from heaven up
with power and God is awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
That's only him.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I think I don't know that one. I know Holy
God on my.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Go tell it on the everywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Somebody just drove into town for the first time. They're going,
I love this gospel station. I love this gos this
is this is the kind of gospel station I'm looking
at that.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
We're up next Travis Kelsey's peen.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
And then there's somebody that we're like talking about anything
Christian Wow, Christian shock.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I'm just saying I got skipped at Communian yesterday and
I feel slighted.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
You know what. I think there's probably a logical explanation
for it. Yeah, they probably don't like you. You don't
have good perifery the other.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Let's go ahead and do Dave's dirt, which we all
can agree on. Let's worship at the Church of Taylor
Swift on KATIEWBA.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
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Speaker 3 (22:15):
On Katie w b Well, what do you want to know?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
She's already making wedding plans and we'll talk more about
that in a second, but other stuff in a second.
But she told the British talk show host Graham Norton,
who is huge over there, she and Travis will start
planning after the promotion period for Life of a show Girl,
which could be early next year. She believes the date
will be Saturday, June thirteenth. The source told US Weekly.
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Every major designers reached out to offer to create her
wedding gown, but she hasn't made a decision. She wants
the wedding to be huge. She said an intimate wedding
causes headaches picking and choosing the select few to invite,
so she will not have to decide between this person
and this person. She going to invite everybody. You got
to reevaluate or assession relationships. Should they be or are
(23:01):
they on the bubb ball.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
That kind of surprises me. I thought she would have
a little bit of a smaller intimate wedding just because
she has Taylor Swift, but I guess got her and
Travis Kelcey probably have such a big circle of people
they want to invite.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
So could you imagine the stock of the place going
up after Taylor Swift has their wedding because everyone's gonna
want to have their wedding there.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Now, I think her wedding is going to be like
the Wedding and the Sound of Music, where her veil
is like eight stories long and she just like walks
down very regally and there's a million people there and
they all sing.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm just thinking about the collective IQ of the groomsman.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I'm just thinking about Yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Kelsey host it. Are you smarter than a fourth grader?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
He was not, So it's gonna be ay.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Travis and Jason combined IQ of fifteen then all their
bro friends that they the kind of guys that when
they finish a beer they smash it on.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Their doorhead Sky, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Well I don't know if anyell Sky you mom, but
you know who knows. So that's what I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well, speaking of dopey Travis Kelsey, we are going to
talk about him personally because Taylor has a new song
though called Wood. Here's a little climp of that. Give
me songs in the unedited version. It says he his
love was the key that opened my thighs.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
I don't know why we can't play the Sabrina Carpenter says,
tears run.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Down my thighs.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I don't know, but I guess it's because Taylor has
a different image.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Than than Sabrina Carpenter, where Sabrina Carpenter is more vulgar,
let's face it, and Taylor probably wants to have a
cleaner version, but probably for you know, like I don't
know her kids or her kids for kids or whatever.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
But Taylor has a song that we played at one
point called Slut Taylor Dies.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I don't think we ever played that on the right.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
We played it when it first came out like that day.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
But continue Okay, Well, anyways, so that specific song, people
the Swifties have gotten together and really like broken it down.
It's two minutes and thirty seconds, which two hundred and
thirty millimeters equals nine inches. Wood is also the ninth
track of the album. So with her love for numerology,
people are guessing how big Taylor or Taylor Kelsey, Travis
(25:07):
Kelcey is when it comes down to it. But also
another aspect of that is that Wood seems to be
inspired by the Jackson five song I Want You Back.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
So here's.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
However, money think that a lawsuit is going to be
imminent for that. She just she didn't take just the inspiration.
She lifted the entire groove, is what people are saying.
So there is your little breakdown of the song.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Well, Dave and I are calling their bluff nine how
nine inches really?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Which is unrealistic? Come on, come on, you know what
that is. That's not even a brag about.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You just put your forearm up. Did you think it
was that long? That is.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
That's about a loan of twelve inches.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, that's too long.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
That's something that sound like it hurts.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Well, no comments, it's zero point three inches, because if
it's two minutes and thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
It must that would be what if she did a
song called three and a half. Anyway, moving on?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Uh Sabrina Carpenter sang and arrested Joe Keery at her
concert this past weekend.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
It was very cute, you know, Joe. It's it's actually
cuffing season. I don't know if you know that. It's
like we're getting I was wondering, if you do, you
seem very you're absolutely this is so rare. Okay, you're
the one. We did it, Joe.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
So she gave him a pair of like fuzzy handcuffs.
And she does it when she sings the song Juno
in her concert. Every time she does it, she arrests
somebody who's hot for being hot. And now the entire
internet is really like shipping the two of them together.
And now apparently they follow each other on Instagram after
this viral moment, and I think they would be really
(26:51):
cute together actually.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
And if you don't know who Joe Kiri is, he plays,
I don't know what he plays, but he's on Stranger Thing.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Steve Harrington, Yes, that guy, and he also sings this song.
Really nice guy. I interviewed him a year ago. You
interviewed him. Yeah, it was like on Zoom or something. Hey,
whatever happened to.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
That guy David that you were going to interview, because
remember a month or so ago we've told the story.
You've never heard of this artist, probably not an artist
named David d the number four VID and VOM was
going to interview him, and then all of a sudden
he said well, I can't do it. He's sick. Turned
out he wasn't sick. There was a dead, cut up,
dismembered fifteen year old body in the back of his car,
(27:28):
and I have not heard anything more about it since then.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I've heard so many little updates, like nothing through police,
but I've heard like, oh, he was paying her parents
because she was under age, paying her parents like monthly
to like not mine, and they were together since she
was ten and he was fifteen.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
I heard a bunch of disgusting, gross things as far
as I know. This past weekend, the most latest update
was he was cleared. There was no evidence linking that
to him. But I don't understand that because I've seen
and heard so much evidence. But he's not in police
custody or anything. As far as I know. I know
he canceled a tour.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
It's possible there working up the evidence, because I watched
enough true crime to know that they don't arrest them
until they have something that they can convict them on.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, right, and they want to make sure that they
convict them of the right thing because if they do
the wrong, whatever it is, conviction, then they the guy
could get off.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah, it's just crazy for obvious reasons. Lord.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
But another new is Tim Curry, who was a legendary actor.
He was the Bell Hop Guy and Home Alone two.
He was in What the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, and Muppet Treasure Island.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Of course, he had a stroke back in twenty twelve,
so he's kind of been out of the spotlight. But
he was seen in a rare appearance this past weekend
and he gave an update. He said, I still can't walk,
which is why I'm in this silly little chair, and
that's very limiting. So I won't be singing and I
won't be dancing very soon. I still have real problems
with my left leg. There's a picture of him if
you look it up Tim Curry. I guess this weekend
(28:47):
he I'm glad he's doing well that he can talk,
but gosh, just to see, you know.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
It is sad to because he looks very like deteriorated
from what we know and love of him.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
So it's just sad. Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
One more did he did not get the eleven years
that prosecutors were going for, but he got fifty months,
which is about four years and two months. Also ordered
to pay half a million dollars in fine and undergo
a five year supervised release. He actually broke down in tears,
apologized to his mother, also apologized to the women that
he abused, and this is what he said. My kids
(29:19):
need me, they're scared. I'm scared. I will never put
my hands on another person again. I have learned my lesson,
which is what all abusers will say. They will abuse
a woman, and then they will say I'm so sorry,
I'll never do it again, and then predictably is the sunrise,
they will do it again.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
So if you're with somebody or you know somebody who
says I'll never do it again, take my word for it.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
They will do it again. And and being like, well,
my kids, my family, they need me.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah okay, but what about all the family is and
the friends of all the people that you abused?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Oh so yeah, why weren't you focused all your kids
and your family instead of abusing these people.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, that's the story brought to you by six one
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It's KTWB on a Monday morning. You know, I had
to tell you this cooler, fallish weather really was refreshing.
It was kind of nice yesterday, rain for a little
while yesterday and rain here since like nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
My favorite when we get on so on Sunday mornings,
we all hop online. And I love when Dave's out
in his RV because he'll be like, you, guys, I'm
just like sipping my coffee in the RV right now.
It's my favorite. He says it like every single time
for you.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It seriously has been my dream since like most of
my adult life, I wanted an RV, and I could
always picture myself like in the RV on a cool morning,
haveing coffee. And you know, this is back before cell phone,
so I pictured myself doing a crossword puzzle or reading
the paper or whatever. But now we have phone, so
you know, you play a wordle and you check your Instagram.
(00:48):
So but yeah, it was great. I get a little
motivational Monday for you on KTWDB. Tell me what you
think about this one, because I like this one, but
it hits a little hard. It's not a soft motivational Monday.
Here we go. Most people's work ethic is trash because
they're waiting to feel motivated. Motivation is for amateurs. Discipline
(01:12):
is doing it when you don't feel like it every
single day. That's the difference. Stop waiting for feelings and
start operating on standards.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Whoa Wow. Usually motivational mondays are.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Like, you're perfect just the way you are, because you're special, special,
Everyone is special.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Bully bullooney, great song? What are you? Don't know where
that's from? This is?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
This hits hard? And maybe you text me and let
me know if you hate this one, but I like it.
Most people's work ethic is trash because they're waiting to
feel motivated.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Motivation is for amateurs.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Discipline is doing it when you don't feel like it
every single day. That's the difference. Stop waiting for feelings,
start operating on standards. I have told people in radio
for my entire almost my entire career, ninety percent of
people in radio are lazy. So all you've got to
(02:15):
do to stand out is work harder than those ninety percent,
and you can help but be noticed, because most people
do just enough work to not get fired.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And I don't know what field you're in as you're
listening to the show.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But if you're in architecture, if you're in mechanic, like
I don't know if you're a mechanic, if you are
in whatever, CPA or whatever, you can probably say the
same thing. Most people are lazy. Stop waiting for motivation.
It's for amateurs. What do you guys think too harsh?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
No, I love it because I think that also some
people look at people who do like fitness and work
out a lot that like, we're so motivated, But it's
really not. It's about the discipline aspect. I don't want
to ever work out. There's not a day I wake
up and I was like, yes, I'm so excited work out. No,
it's the fact that I've disciplined myself over the years.
Now it's part of my routine. So yeah, I really
(03:06):
like that one.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
But I think there's a lot of people who are
like I just don't feel motivated and then you wait
for that motivation is life kind of life and health
and opportunity kind of passes you by.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Mm.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I like that, Maylee would answer, but she doesn't feel motivated.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
No, I'm I'm trying to like just discover my stance
on it because I definitely agree that, Like, I don't
think I'm lazy. But even in high school in middle school,
I always thought I could be straight A plus student
if I really really applied myself and I just didn't
like want to and or like, oh I could be
(03:43):
I could be an Instagram influencer if I really cared
to be, but like I just didn't want to bring
her joy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I think one of the things motivation is you going
to find something that you really see.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
The benefit of.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, And for me, for radio, I never had to
be motivated to do a good job in radio because
I loved it so much and doing a great show
was its own reward. It is like when I walk
out the hallway and the boss would be like, yeah,
that is a great show, I'd be like, yeah, thanks,
And it was fun and it made people happy. So
(04:16):
I never need I never was like I don't feel
motivated to do a good job on the radio. I
just did.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
And I feel like the motivation comes from the discipline.
Like you go to the I know this is so cliche,
but you go to the gym as much as you
don't want to. After you come back from the gym,
you feel so good about yourself, so you're motivated to
keep going.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Especially if you see like a visible.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Not even to that helps, but you just genuinely feel good.
If you do good at work, you might not be
motivated to do good, but once you do good, the
accolades or not even the accolades, less the raise or whatever,
they will motivate you, like Wow, You'll see what happens
when I work hard.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I'm gonna read this again because people are asking for
this one. If you get some feedback, I'm gonna read
the Motivational Monday again. Most people's work ethic is trash
because they're waiting to feel motivated. Motivation is for amateurs.
Discipline is doing it when you don't feel like it
every single day. That's the difference. Stop waiting for feelings,
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start operating on standards. Text messages at five three nine
two one applause to Motivational Monday. I'm amazed when I
get praised at work because I truly just think I'm
doing my job. That's from Sydney. Another one loved that quote.
It's one hundred percent true. Most successful people have incredible discipline.
Another one says, agreed, I know a few people who
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have excuse after excuse. I have some people very close
to me in my life. They cannot get a break
for the for anything, and it's because they sleep late,
smoke a boatload of weed every day, are lazy, and
don't really apply themselves. So and then they wonder why
they can't get a break. All right, that's enough for
(05:52):
motivational Monday. I'll put that up on Dave Ryan's show
or on Dave Ryan KBGB somewhere.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Take a look at that.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's good. Someone else texts it enday. But I want
to bring this up because you did an RV tour
on your Instagram at one point, right, someone was like,
do an RV tour, So you should share that to
your Instagram story too, and we can share it on
Dave Ryan Show also so people can see that I.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Got one somewhere.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I think you made a reel of it when you
first got the RV. Well, it's very well.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
All right, We'll be right back on k w B.
Jonas Brothers tickets in row number five. Yes, Jonas Brothers,
Row number five for Friday night, Saturday Night, Friday night,
Friday night next row five, Stay here, w B. Yes
you can watch on TV and shout out to Cariboo.
Hold my cup up right now because Caribou brought by
(06:38):
coffee because they heard that the coffee here is garbage.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Mine too, minus chocolate in it, minus vanilla. Oh walk,
what you can get free coffee too?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, you actually can. If you down website and.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Then sign up for a new Cariboo pers account, you'll
get like a free medium drink after your first purchase.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Okay, free I do right, if it's for fretty for me,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I got a person account, otherwise I'd do it.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
We got Jonas Brothers tickets to give away. Right now,
we're play a little game called price is right? What
Target Circle Days is starting?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It started yesterday already and.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Which is kind of like Amazon Amazon.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Brandy where they do it because Prime Days is tomorrow
and Wednesday. So Target jumped on that and was like,
we're going to do Circle weeks.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
So yeah, at you Target, So we're going to give
you an item. You to price it just like on
prices right, and use that strategy. If you think your
opponent is overbid, bid one dollar or if you think
they've underbid, then bid one more dollar. I've been watching
this show since I was a kid, fake and sick,
so you got to know the strategy to play. Let
(07:42):
me play Bailey one time. Wait wait, wait, okay, that's right,
and then call me six, five, one, nine, and I'll
play Bailey in a little sample round of prices.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Right, price is right? Here we go, So Bailey and David,
right now, I have an adult charcouterie board halloween cost you.
It's a one size fits most hide and Eeke boutique
is what makes it. Okay, So Bailey, I'll let you
bid first today. How much do you bid on the
charcuterie board costume?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Nine? Okay, David one dollar.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
David is the winner today because it is only eighteen
dollars on.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
So you would have been would have had it if
it wasn't Target.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Remember Day Circle week. It is much cheap. And you
want to do another one while.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
We're gonna do another waiting for two people on the
phone six to be Jonas Brothers tickets row number five.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay, let's see there's a lot of different categories, so
let's go with this one. We're going to go to
the men's apparel. Oh crap, I know they're not going
to know this either good Fellow in Company. That's a
good brand.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'm we're in their brand right now. Maybe Dave will
know this.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So their men's straight fits, it's very basic genes, just
a straight fit. You can get them in multiple different colors.
It's a twenty well, it's a different size waste depending
on what you need. But good Fellow and Company is
the brand. What do you bet on that today, David?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm gonna go thirty one dollars, okay, and I'll do
one dollar.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And Bailey is the window.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, good Jay. Bailey is how you were. That's how
you play it. You always just say one.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You heavily overbid Dave because it was only seventeen fifty
and originally they're only twenty five bucks.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Wow, to steal good quality too, Darren.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Okay, we lost what our contestants, so we're gonna have
to find another one.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
But here's what we'll do.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
In the meantime. We're gonna play a Jonas Brothers song.
This is my favorite. This is my favorite Jonas Brothers song.
I know it's old, I know it's a kid's song.
I don't care. It's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Call the Wind.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Tickets six five one nine eight nine KDWB. Okay, let's
give away some tickets. That's what we do. We're DJs.
We're DJ's.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
We give away tickets on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Tanya is gonna play prices right and your opponent this morning,
Tanya is Shelby. Good morning, Tanya, good morning. I need
one fun fact about Tanya, one fun fact, like you
collect stamps or you love pickleball.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Give me a fun fact.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Black belt in martial arts?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What what?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
What form of martial arts? I don't know what that means,
but I'm impressed with that.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Hit us up.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Okay, Shelby is on the phone. Shelby, I need one
fun fact from you.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I was born in Vegas is a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Okay, very good? All right, here we go. This is
the way that works. And by the way, my computer screen.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
All of our says, so we'll just go with the.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
This could be really bad.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, Tanya, You're gonna bid first, and uh you gotta
come closest to the actual target circle price without going
over here we go.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
First off is an espresso Virtuo plus coffee maker and
espresso she espressot Presso Espresso, and it also does include
twelve capsules when you get this, So I will have
Tanya go first. Tanya, what is your bid today? Oh gosh,
I'm going to guess.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Seventeen?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, and Shelby, what do you? What are you bidding?
I didn't hear her bit she said to seventeen.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Seventeen two hundred.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
All right, I need you to both bid again because
you both.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Do you miss my technique. Okay, we're gonna go back Tanya.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Tanya, what's your.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
One hundred?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Okay? And Shelby, I'm gonna go with the dollars. Okay,
this time your technique did not win. Why Stoppe is
the target target circle deal for this one? So Tanya
gets that point. We'll do two more rounds.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Actually we're out of time. We're way out of time.
So Tanya wins. Shelby, we love you. I'm sorry we
cut it short, but you got to be on the radio.
So that's kind of cool. And we'll have more Jonas
brothers take us for you tomorrow morning and row number four.
We are all about the social media, and we know
(12:20):
we all do this. We sit there and we're like
in our favorite chair on the couch and we're scrolling, scrolling,
and then you kind of get so disgusted with it,
you're like, God, I gotta stop this, And so you
put your phone down and then fifteen minutes later you
got it in your hand again. Or you pick up
your phone during a TV show or during commercials or
(12:41):
during a slow part of the Vikings game. But guess what,
we're slowly but surely abandoning social media. Are we going
to tell you the story? Well, there was a time
when social media is a lot of fun. Now the
only thing social about social media is we all suffer
together the financial times, as if we've passed peak social media.
(13:03):
A digital audience survey basically looked at fifty countries and
found out we spent more time on social media a
couple of years ago. In twenty twenty two is when
social media use peaked, and it's gone into a steady
decline across the world. Adults sixteen and older are spending
an hour of an average of two hours twenty minutes
(13:23):
a day on social platforms, So all of US sixteen
and older two hours twenty minutes a day on social platforms.
That's down by ten percent since twenty twenty two. The
sharpest decline is among teens and twenty somethings like Vaunt,
although the millennials like you guys and gen X or
gen xers are deleting their accounts too, or just doing
(13:45):
it less and less, basically because the stuff that we
like has been pushed out and is replaced with ads,
suggested content, more ads, negativity, bought stupidity, and then even
more ads.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yes, I agree, the ad thing is bonkers when it's
half of my like uh not for yeah, for you
page on TikTok are is something from the TikTok shop.
Half of the stuff that's on Instagram. I would even
say seventy five percent of the stuff if I'm scrolling
on Instagram is people I don't follow.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I'm like, what why am I following anybody?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
At this point, Yeah, calmed that down a little bit
on Instagram because it was really bad for a while
where it was like suggested for you, yeah, and then
it was like a random post and you're like, I
don't know this person, and you're scrolling and you'd see
something You're like, do I follow this person? You get
confused by it. But I think they've chilled out a
little bit on that, and then.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
It's a blessing and a curse because it's cool that
you get to find things that are tailored to your interests,
like the algorithm. But yeah, sometimes I want to see
what Dave did this weekend, or what my cousin is
up to, and d're in Jersey.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I think if I want the algorithm to find something
for me, I would go to the like explore page
on Instagram. If I want to know what my friends
are doing, I want my homepage to be what I have,
the following the I have. That's what I want to
see on my homepage, not suggested content.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
And that's why TikTok has the for you page and
then the friend We have opinions about it clearly.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Well, no, I mean we spend so much of our
time on social media. I put mine down yesterday, and
I picked up a book, and then you do. Then
I put it down so I can get back on TikTok.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I'm reading a book, Jenny. The book is called Confronting
Evil and it's by Bill O'Reilly and it's all about
like very short, maybe twenty page chapters about Hitler or
other evil people, Lennon or Putin or whatever. The iatolicomani
all these evil people, and it's really interesting about how
(15:45):
they just like King Henry the Eighth, What an evil,
awful person he was.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Are you reading like a physical book or a physical book? Yeah? Yeah,
for Dave physical book.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Well I already told you, but I want for Christ
already have it Lionel Richie book.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yep, yeah, you wrote that down, then I'll take it
off on my list.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Okay, that is. You can't make this stuff up. We'll
be back with Dave's Dirt. It is a Taylor Swift
soaked dirt everything from her filthiest song ever, which people
are misinterpreting or maybe interpreting to be about Travis Kelsey's
Little Travis that and including the dimensions.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
People say that they have figured out the dimensions just
by going through this song.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
We'll cover all that coming up in a second.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
And by the way, the dimensions of this seem unrealistic
to me, just realistic with you, Yes, thank you, but
we'll tell you coming up next on Dave's Dirt.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I love that song. I can't get enough that song.
Marining guitar. Can something by you? Sure because you're you know,
a father and father Dave as we know you, and
can you tell me if I'm going to hell? Can
you tell me? I don't think so. I mean is
(17:06):
also you know, he's a merciful God. But but then
there's you.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
So yeah, let me tell you what happened. Okay, me
and my mom were at church yesterday. We sang in
the church choir because we're good Christian women and we're
sitting in church and it's communion day yesterday, and they
did communion in the way where they like brought around
like a dish with the bread and it and you
take the bread and then you eat the bread.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
And then they bring around the dishes the bread.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
You need to tear it from it's cubed. We don't
have to hear it.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, yeah, that's gross because then some filthy fingered neighbor
is going to put their hand against it for leverage
while they pull off a piece.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Of bread and it's cubed already, so they that pass
that around, you eat it, and then they pass around
teeny tiny, like fractional sized shot glasses of grape juice.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Your church is my church growing fabulous, same thing.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
So yesterday it was communion and me and my mom
are sitting there and the Communion people, the people walking
around with the stuff just walk by us with the bread,
so they just.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Like there's not gonna be any left for the rest
of them.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
So they completely walk by, and me and my mom
were like, did they like forget us?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
And we're like, no, they'll come back, they'll come back. No,
they didn't.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Are Yeah, we're in a pew. We're like on the side,
so we're like on a side pew.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yes, but we're.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Still sitting near other. They walked by us and we thought, okay, weird. Well,
I guess we'll just have the Blood of Christ. That's fine.
So then they come around with the little grape juice
and we both like sit up straight like you would
at a restaurant, like, oh, here comes our food, and
so we sit up straight.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
They walk by, just is it the same people.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yeah, it's the same, Yeah, same people who have the bread,
because they do the bread first, they go up they
grab the wine quote unquote, and then they come around
with the wine and we just got skipped entirely.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
So we are sitting in a congregation full.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Of people who have had both bread and wine, blood
and body of Christ, and me and my mom got skipped.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
So are we going to hell?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
You didn't sin enough this week? I think they were like,
you don't need the communion, you haven't enough. Yeah, that's
the do.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You know what communion is for?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
It is not to absolve your little tipsy No, it's
it's Welch's grape juice. And that was so good. I
remember because my dad would not. We only had kool
aid and milk in my house.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Never had Welch's grape juice. Once a month we do
communion and they put little shots of Welchish grape.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Ah, it is so good.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay, did you guys genuinely not have wine?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
A community didn't have? No, no, no Catholic growing up?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
No, I I was, but I also love it was
scant tonight and we always had wine. It was the
best thing. I was fourteen years old. I finally got
to start doing communion. I was like, yeah, why but
it was wine.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
We didn't have the grape arses juice. But I wouldn't know.
I didn't have any.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Were any Sorry Jenny over a little shot, not even
a shot of wine.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Well, they did the big goblet where they let you
like sip out of it, and then they wipe the smell.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I'm sorry, I totally respect. I am not a Catholic,
a totally respective Lutherans or whoever does that filthy, filthy
habit that is nasty. You got a goblet of wine,
that slobbering Grace over here, who's eighty nine years old,
back washed into the goblet, and the tree falls right exactly.
(20:18):
She fishes her teeth out, pops him back in, and
then Father Murphy over here wipes it off with a
chlorox wet wipe, and it's like bo that looks praise
the Lord.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Handed to think twice about it. I was like, yes, it's.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
My turn to.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Age.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Somebody texted I went to a Wisconsin church and we
also had real wine. I used to do shots of
him when we had extra What type of church was it?
Was it Lutheran or is it just the Wisconsin thing?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I grew up Lutheran, and so I was very shocked
when I started hearing you guys talk about your experience
that you just had like grape juice, and I was like, well, yes,
same here though we had wine water turned into wine.
As Jesus, did you know?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
The association. I thought it was no what Jesus did
turn water into wine. But that's not why we have
wine at Communion. It's not it's the body.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
So he said, every time you drink wine, do this
as often as you do. You remember from heaven up
with power and God is awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
That's only him.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I think I don't know that one. I know Holy
God on my.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Go tell it on the everywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Somebody just drove into town for the first time. They're going,
I love this gospel station. I love this gos this
is this is the kind of gospel station I'm looking
at that.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
We're up next Travis Kelsey's peen.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
And then there's somebody that we're like talking about anything
Christian Wow, Christian shock.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I'm just saying I got skipped at Communian yesterday and
I feel slighted.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
You know what. I think there's probably a logical explanation
for it. Yeah, they probably don't like you. You don't
have good perifery the other.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Let's go ahead and do Dave's dirt, which we all
can agree on. Let's worship at the Church of Taylor
Swift on KATIEWBA.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
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Speaker 3 (22:15):
On Katie w b Well, what do you want to know?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
She's already making wedding plans and we'll talk more about
that in a second, but other stuff in a second.
But she told the British talk show host Graham Norton,
who is huge over there, she and Travis will start
planning after the promotion period for Life of a show Girl,
which could be early next year. She believes the date
will be Saturday, June thirteenth. The source told US Weekly.
(22:39):
Every major designers reached out to offer to create her
wedding gown, but she hasn't made a decision. She wants
the wedding to be huge. She said an intimate wedding
causes headaches picking and choosing the select few to invite,
so she will not have to decide between this person
and this person. She going to invite everybody. You got
to reevaluate or assession relationships. Should they be or are
(23:01):
they on the bubb ball.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
That kind of surprises me. I thought she would have
a little bit of a smaller intimate wedding just because
she has Taylor Swift, but I guess got her and
Travis Kelcey probably have such a big circle of people
they want to invite.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
So could you imagine the stock of the place going
up after Taylor Swift has their wedding because everyone's gonna
want to have their wedding there.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Now, I think her wedding is going to be like
the Wedding and the Sound of Music, where her veil
is like eight stories long and she just like walks
down very regally and there's a million people there and
they all sing.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm just thinking about the collective IQ of the groomsman.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I'm just thinking about Yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Kelsey host it. Are you smarter than a fourth grader?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
He was not, So it's gonna be ay.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Travis and Jason combined IQ of fifteen then all their
bro friends that they the kind of guys that when
they finish a beer they smash it on.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Their doorhead Sky, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Well I don't know if anyell Sky you mom, but
you know who knows. So that's what I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well, speaking of dopey Travis Kelsey, we are going to
talk about him personally because Taylor has a new song
though called Wood. Here's a little climp of that. Give
me songs in the unedited version. It says he his
love was the key that opened my thighs.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
I don't know why we can't play the Sabrina Carpenter says,
tears run.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Down my thighs.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I don't know, but I guess it's because Taylor has
a different image.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Than than Sabrina Carpenter, where Sabrina Carpenter is more vulgar,
let's face it, and Taylor probably wants to have a
cleaner version, but probably for you know, like I don't
know her kids or her kids for kids or whatever.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
But Taylor has a song that we played at one
point called Slut Taylor Dies.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I don't think we ever played that on the right.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
We played it when it first came out like that day.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
But continue Okay, Well, anyways, so that specific song, people
the Swifties have gotten together and really like broken it down.
It's two minutes and thirty seconds, which two hundred and
thirty millimeters equals nine inches. Wood is also the ninth
track of the album. So with her love for numerology,
people are guessing how big Taylor or Taylor Kelsey, Travis
(25:07):
Kelcey is when it comes down to it. But also
another aspect of that is that Wood seems to be
inspired by the Jackson five song I Want You Back.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
So here's.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
However, money think that a lawsuit is going to be
imminent for that. She just she didn't take just the inspiration.
She lifted the entire groove, is what people are saying.
So there is your little breakdown of the song.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Well, Dave and I are calling their bluff nine how
nine inches really?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Which is unrealistic? Come on, come on, you know what
that is. That's not even a brag about.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You just put your forearm up. Did you think it
was that long? That is.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
That's about a loan of twelve inches.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, that's too long.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
That's something that sound like it hurts.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Well, no comments, it's zero point three inches, because if
it's two minutes and thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
It must that would be what if she did a
song called three and a half. Anyway, moving on?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Uh Sabrina Carpenter sang and arrested Joe Keery at her
concert this past weekend.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
It was very cute, you know, Joe. It's it's actually
cuffing season. I don't know if you know that. It's
like we're getting I was wondering, if you do, you
seem very you're absolutely this is so rare. Okay, you're
the one. We did it, Joe.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
So she gave him a pair of like fuzzy handcuffs.
And she does it when she sings the song Juno
in her concert. Every time she does it, she arrests
somebody who's hot for being hot. And now the entire
internet is really like shipping the two of them together.
And now apparently they follow each other on Instagram after
this viral moment, and I think they would be really
(26:51):
cute together actually.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
And if you don't know who Joe Kiri is, he plays,
I don't know what he plays, but he's on Stranger Thing.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Steve Harrington, Yes, that guy, and he also sings this song.
Really nice guy. I interviewed him a year ago. You
interviewed him. Yeah, it was like on Zoom or something. Hey,
whatever happened to.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
That guy David that you were going to interview, because
remember a month or so ago we've told the story.
You've never heard of this artist, probably not an artist
named David d the number four VID and VOM was
going to interview him, and then all of a sudden
he said well, I can't do it. He's sick. Turned
out he wasn't sick. There was a dead, cut up,
dismembered fifteen year old body in the back of his car,
(27:28):
and I have not heard anything more about it since then.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I've heard so many little updates, like nothing through police,
but I've heard like, oh, he was paying her parents
because she was under age, paying her parents like monthly
to like not mine, and they were together since she
was ten and he was fifteen.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
I heard a bunch of disgusting, gross things as far
as I know. This past weekend, the most latest update
was he was cleared. There was no evidence linking that
to him. But I don't understand that because I've seen
and heard so much evidence. But he's not in police
custody or anything. As far as I know. I know
he canceled a tour.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
It's possible there working up the evidence, because I watched
enough true crime to know that they don't arrest them
until they have something that they can convict them on.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, right, and they want to make sure that they
convict them of the right thing because if they do
the wrong, whatever it is, conviction, then they the guy
could get off.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah, it's just crazy for obvious reasons. Lord.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
But another new is Tim Curry, who was a legendary actor.
He was the Bell Hop Guy and Home Alone two.
He was in What the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, and Muppet Treasure Island.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Of course, he had a stroke back in twenty twelve,
so he's kind of been out of the spotlight. But
he was seen in a rare appearance this past weekend
and he gave an update. He said, I still can't walk,
which is why I'm in this silly little chair, and
that's very limiting. So I won't be singing and I
won't be dancing very soon. I still have real problems
with my left leg. There's a picture of him if
you look it up Tim Curry. I guess this weekend
(28:47):
he I'm glad he's doing well that he can talk,
but gosh, just to see, you know.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
It is sad to because he looks very like deteriorated
from what we know and love of him.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
So it's just sad. Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
One more did he did not get the eleven years
that prosecutors were going for, but he got fifty months,
which is about four years and two months. Also ordered
to pay half a million dollars in fine and undergo
a five year supervised release. He actually broke down in tears,
apologized to his mother, also apologized to the women that
he abused, and this is what he said. My kids
(29:19):
need me, they're scared. I'm scared. I will never put
my hands on another person again. I have learned my lesson,
which is what all abusers will say. They will abuse
a woman, and then they will say I'm so sorry,
I'll never do it again, and then predictably is the sunrise,
they will do it again.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
So if you're with somebody or you know somebody who
says I'll never do it again, take my word for it.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
They will do it again. And and being like, well,
my kids, my family, they need me.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah okay, but what about all the family is and
the friends of all the people that you abused?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Oh so yeah, why weren't you focused all your kids
and your family instead of abusing these people.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
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