8am Hour - A Large Hamburger

We get flooded with dumb stories of ways you injured yourself, Dave lists some hated foods, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was seeing my boy Chase and his little girl
Gwinn last weekend. Yeah, and I was trying to fix
something and I don't even know how I did it.
I said, you have a pair of flyers. He's like yeah,
So he goes and gets a leather man. You know
what that is, Oh, you don't. It's like a pot
pair of pliers. It's a tool. It's a multi tool,
and it's like got a screwdriver and a pocket knife.

(00:20):
But the main thing is it's got a pair of
needle nosed flyers. For some reason, I was doing this
and I pinched the af out of my thumb. I'll
hold it up to the camera. You see that little
red mark on there. Yes, it hurt way worse than
I thought it than it should. And I was just so,
how do you pinch yourself with a pair of plyers?

(00:41):
They're pliers. Keep your thumb out of the way of
the place. What dumb way did you injure yourself? So
we threw this out on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
We did.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
There's a bunch of these. I love this one. Samantha says.
I injured myself in a freaking potato sack race with
my nieces and nephews just because their kids doesn't mean
I'm gonna let them. Well, I fell, I hit my
tailbone hard, bruised black and blue. Immediately stood up, puked
because of the pain. Had lower back issues for the
next three years. I started tried Cairos steroid shots. Could

(01:12):
hardly stand straight up some days, barely put pressure down
my left leg. Finally had surgery last year. Life changing
from a potato sack.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yes, and because you couldn't let your nieces and nephew's win.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
And their kids. Kristen says, I literally just scheduled surgery
because I was putting on my joggers, I lost my balance,
fell over and tore my knee cartilage. Wow. Here's one,
she says, I was playing volleyball for the July Family,
got bunked on the head with the ball, fell down
and knocked my jaw out of whack. I still have pain.

(01:48):
Wow to see a doctor about that one. This one
is my dog jumped over a chain link fence while
I was holding her leash. When she landed, my hand
went straight down onto a metal sharp piece of the fence,
pierced the webbing between my forefinger and my thumb, stabbed
right through the fence, came out the top five stitches needed.

(02:12):
What dumb way did you injure yourself.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I've broken toes before by walking into doors, and a
couple of years ago, I broke my actual foot bone,
like the bone inside of my foot, because I walked
into a dumbbell like that was just like sitting on
my floor and I remember looking at it thinking I
should move that I'll do it.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Later, and then walked into it.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Broke a bone in just walking like a regular person.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
God, imagine that you're gonna hit like inertia causes that
whole thing motions that the stationary motion stay stationary. It
sure did so.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Bad the name of reason that I've gotten an injury.
I've gotten hit in the head with the pinata. We're
at church and we're playing, and the thing is we
didn't have a pinata stick, so they grabbed a loose
staircase railing that nobody was using, and I got in
the way and I got knocked out staircase railing. That's
one or I was playing frisbee and I was standing
at a tree holding the tree, and the frisbee hit

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my finger and my finger turned purple. I've gone countless injuries.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I at one time was having a little midnight snack,
as I do quite often, and I was cutting a
block of cheese, dropped the knife and fell straight onto
my big toe and stabbed my big toe. It wasn't awful,
but I definitely got a cut and started bleeding. And
I just looked at myself and shame and looked down
at that cheese, and I was like, you.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Idiot, you idiot. My old radio friend Paul from way
back in the day, shout out, Paul. He was slicing
a bagel and he was holding it in his hand. Slice, slice, slice,
kept slicing right through his fingers a bunch of stitches.
So then he went and got a bagel holder. I
guess there's such a thing as a bagel holder. I
had no idea.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
This one says cheese grating frozen butter for homemade butter burgers.
My hand slipped because well butter lost two shreds of
my right thumb knuckle. Had to keep bending it while
it was healing so the knuckle would still bend normal.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh out, how did you what dumb weight? Did you
injure yourself? Call me at six five one nine eight
nine K would be used the talk back feature. You
can use that too, or you can text us at
KATIEWB one five three ninety two one.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Someone texted and said, I've sprained my jaw in my
sleep twice.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
How do you do that?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
How do you sprain your jaw.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Snoring too loud?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Your mouth was probably wide open, and then your jaw
just locks night terrors.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Now we've all hurt ourselves, Like you know, you're playing
out of no soccer and you like break your amphibia
or tibbia or whatever. That's that's that's not a dumb way. No,
here's a dumb way. I was too busy looking at
text messages on my phone, fell down an entire flight
of stairs like out of a comic cartoon, landed right
on my butt. Got the deepest, largest, most painful, deep
tissue bruise on my butt. A year and a half ago,

(04:44):
that spot still hurts my god. I like this text.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
It says I shattered my pinky toe by dropping a
pound of frozen hamburger on it. Two years later, and
I'm still having issues when I wear certain shoes. Oh no,
it's a pound a frozen hamburger that heavy shee shod
it is yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Pound yeah man. Nichole says, I was scrolling on social
media walking through a parking lot. Boom slammed my face
right into a handicapped parking side. Huge egg on my
head and a cut on my face. What dumb way
did you injure yourself? And the phones are all ablaze,
so I think everybody has a dumb way. They injured themselves.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Oh, we're waiting for phones persons that I hurt myself
because I was looking at cows at the South Dakota
State Fair. Yeah, they distracted me, so I tripped on
a dip on the sidewalk. I fell on my face.
My elbow, both hands and knees were all scraped up.
It's been twelve years and I still have scars from that.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Wow, the cows, the cows.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I remember when I was probably twelve or fourteen, I
put a parachute on the back of my bicycle wrote
it down a gravel road at high speed. Parachute got
tangled up in the rear view in the rear wheel
and I skidded along on my side. And I still
have scars on my side and on my arm from
kind of bracing myself. Oh, and I remember I was
scared to tell my mom because I didn't want her
to yell at me for being so stupid. For bed,

(05:59):
You're stupid, Angie is on the phone, dumb ways that
you injured yourself. Good morning, Angie. How'd you hurt yourself?

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (06:08):
Well, my friend and I were running through the woods
and we were being chased by a boy, and all
of a sudden, my friend turned to me and said, Angie,
you have a stick in your neck.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
And I said what?

Speaker 7 (06:18):
And there was There was a stick coming out of
my neck with leaves on it, and my mom had
to take me in and they had to prune the
branches or the leaves off so they could see where
it entered. And for months later we would squeeze it
and big chunks of wood would go.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
At all.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
Yes, I am dead serious.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
I'm surprised you're not dead.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, it could have hit like.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
A Yeah, you look like Frankenstein.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Thanks a lot, Mom.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
It went in one side of your neck and came
out the other.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
Nope, it went into my neck. But they had to
prune the leaves off exactly where it entered to see
if they could yank it out.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
It's just like a big bushy that could have hit
like a cardioid artery or or something in there. Wow,
you could have been dead. Wow. Yeah, good story to
start us off. Thank you, and Ashley I know, oh yeah,
oh Ashley, how did you hurt yourself? What dumb way?

Speaker 6 (07:21):
So actually it was my mom, but she.

Speaker 9 (07:24):
Was trying to put a wax melter in a burner
and she couldn't get it on her own, so she
had me come and hold like the little pack and
I was holding it and she went to cut it,
and she somehow managed to cut her fingertips like the
just the bare tip, but she hit a nerve as well,
so they had to like somehow stitch her fingertip back on.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Oh I've heard a lot of fingertips missing that have
to get stitched on.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
That grosses me out.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I was carving out wood fins for a model rocket
one time, so I had my hand holding down the
flat piece of balts of wood with the exact o
knife now slicing, and I sliced off the edge of
my index finger.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah some of his fingers yeah, saw yeah, like one
full fingers yeah, well not full fingers, like down to knuckles.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
From the But yeah, no, that was a whole scene
and looks like a murder scene I heard. But luckily
I was at my friends.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Blood everywhere. Hi uh, Daria, Hi Daria. What dumb way
did you injure yourself?

Speaker 10 (08:23):
So back in high school? Shout out, pardon. I was
doing Relay for Life and my teammates and I were
playing badminton and I took a step and my knee
went pop crack pops. I sprayed my knee and I
was not allowed to leave until the next day.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
You were doing Relay for Life?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, oh my god, what what did you do? Did
you break something?

Speaker 4 (08:47):
No?

Speaker 10 (08:47):
I sprang my knee really badly, to the point where
the doctor said if I sprayed my knee again, I
have to get surgery.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh wow, be careful, all right, a couple of morels.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
You're signing your life away. Apparently when you do Relay
for you can't.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I'm bleeding out of my head. Yep, sorry, okay, Amber,
we're talking about dumb ways you injured yourself. What do
you got.

Speaker 11 (09:09):
I was sliding down the stairs on a sleeping bag
with my little cousin on my lap, and I hit
the doorframe at the bottom oh, broke my baby toe.
Ended up meeting surgery and then working for that doctor
years later as the snurse.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Okay, we'll circle.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
What gave you the idea of sliding down the stairs
with a sleeping bag. I've heard of a laundry basket,
but never a sleeping bed.

Speaker 11 (09:28):
The slick ones, the ones that are shiny.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, I know you mean.

Speaker 11 (09:31):
I mean this was a full flight of stairs and
there was a doorframe on the bottom, and it was
that whole Okay, one more time and that's all it took. Yeah,
I think it's the wood, I said, mom, I think
it's the toe.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh crack. Wow. You know what's funny. Everybody's got a
story like this. Everybody's got one.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
I have a text that's a tair five three ninety one.
I hurt myself at the splash Pad park in Maple Grove.
They have big metal slides and it rained that morning
and I shot down that big metal slide like a rocket,
skidded about ten feet on the rough tar pieces, broke
my butt literally and had road rash basically all over
the bottom of my legs.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Wow, gosh, there's a ton of these. We'll pick this up.
A couple of more when we come back. You use
the talkback feature. We'll play some of those back. I
think I might have when more phone call of the
dumb way you hurt yourself? Hi, Ashley, Hey, I hurt yourself?

Speaker 7 (10:29):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Go ahead?

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (10:31):
I was about middle school age and I was a
goalie in soccer and.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
I lost track of where I.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
Was in relation to the goal posts, and I dove
to stop one of the balls was coming in and
rocked my nuggin on that post. Ouch yep, God got
a concussion. But from then on all the goal posts

(11:01):
in the city are now Pattis thanks to Ashley.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Thank you Ashley.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
She was my cautionary tale.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Go it all to you. Yeah, thank you Ashley. All right,
we'll do some more of these because we have so many.
Use the talk back feature. That's the easiest way on
the iHeartRadio app. And here's a cool thing. If you
are on the radio and you hear that you get
to be on the radio, go show it off to
your friends. Tell them to open up the iHeartRadio app
and go I was on the Dave Ryan Show at
eight ten on Thursday morning. Go listen to my story. Wow,

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that soul Okay, we'll be right back on. Katie w
be with more.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
It's one on one point three, Katie.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
I love.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Would we find something to talk about of the show
that everybody's like, yep, me too, me too, Oh yeah,
me too. What dumb way did you hurt yourself? We
got people on the phone, we got billions of text messages.
But I'm going to start off with this text message
because it is shocking and horrible. I was in the bathtub.
I'm a kid. I'm laying there, floating in the water,
just doing my thing. I'm a little kid. The cat
likes to drink out of the tub. When I was

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in it, cat slipped landed on me, freaked out because
of the water, doing the cat thing with the claws, claws,
claws everywhere it's back, claws sliced open my manhood, my
ten year old manhood. They had to.

Speaker 12 (12:08):
Stitch it shut, stitch it shut. I'm over there like
queasy at ten years old. Oh my god, I hope
it's still functional. I mean that is horrible. All right,
let's get in the phone here. We got Betsy with
a story about how you hurt yourself in a dumb way.
Hi Betsy, Hi, what's up.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
This happened up just two days ago. So my husband
was gone, he works out of town, and so I
was home by myself, and I went into the bathroom
like midnight to go pee. And we have a white
bathroom rug and I have a white cat. Well. I
didn't know he was laying on the rug, and I
stepped on him as I was trying to sit down

(12:51):
to tea, and all of that happened all at one time.
He's freaking out. I started to fall backwards, couldn't catch
my step and fell in between the toilet and the
spink and hit my back on the corner of the
granite countertop. So I have like about a six inch
by four inch thick this black bruise on my back

(13:14):
now and a whole bunch of like small ones going
down it because as I went down, I hit my
head on my temple, knocked my cell bout cold, and
I must have fell back onto the toilet tank broke
a big chunk off about the size of a large hamburg.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
The size of a large hamburger. Okay, go on, I know.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
He asked me how much. He said, what do you
mean you broke it? And I said, well, it's like decided,
I don't know. I didn't know how to describe it
a pancake. I don't know that I and he ended up.
He calls me, you know whatever when he starts driving.
So he's driving like close to one o'clock. So it
was somewhere between twelve o'clock and one o'clock. I had
knocked my cell out cold up in a pool water.

(14:01):
I knocked the whole back the toilet take so it
literally went our entire our bathroom was like ten by
ten flooded the entire bathroom, and it went under my
cabinets and into my kitchen on the other side of
the wall. In a one year old house. We just
finished our hol You're a disaster and I am. I

(14:24):
am struggling. I worked twelve hour overnight and I could
not get an appointment to go and just see the
doctor without going into like the er. So I'm just
like I'm moving around like I got I've gotten in
a bad car accident before. This is far worse. I
feel like I've been around home all.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Because of a cat. Get rid of that cat, and
what's your address? We can send you bubble wrap. No, kid,
don't get rid of the cat, get rid of the rug.

Speaker 13 (14:48):
Oh jeez, my kids.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
My kids always joked that I need a helmet. And
I told my oh, my son, what happened. And my
adult son, he's like thirty four, told him what happened.
He was like, oh my god, Mom, not be left alone.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Now. What a story, though, Betsy, Jessica, this blew up?
What this is trending right now? Trending? What dumb way
did you hurt yourself?

Speaker 13 (15:12):
Jessica, Ohka, So I was about ten years old and
first started doing chores for my parents, and they'd asked
me to take out the garbage. So, for whatever reason,
dumb reason, I thought I was a basketball player, which
I totally was not, and started, you know, weaving the
bag in and out between my legs, slam dunk, get

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into the garbage can, took a look back, realized there
was blood all over the white garbage bag. I looked
down and my leg my cap is just gushing, gushing
with blood, and I screamed, bloody murder. And I remember
my mom going, is there a dead bird outside? Because

(15:56):
our cats always killed dead birds, brought up, brought them,
you know, it's us for presents.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
And what let's get the stitches count?

Speaker 8 (16:02):
How many?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
How many going to guess there's stitches? How many? What's
the stitches count?

Speaker 13 (16:05):
So so eleven stitches. And when I went to go
get stitches, I remember the doctor putting the light of
Cane shots in and then sticking his finger in the
incision and swirling it around to make sure the light
of Kane was working.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Heck, wow, what these stories are amazing and they're getting
They're getting worse and worse. We got some talkbacks too,
a bunch of talkbacks, you know, and I'm sorry we
won't get to all of them, but there are everybody's
got a story.

Speaker 14 (16:32):
A few years ago, I injured myself by waking up
in the middle of the knights who go into the bathroom,
and it was dark and I stepped on something that
I thought was a spider, so out of instinct, I
shook my foot and I actually kicked the door frame
and I broke my two toes on my foot.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Next to the pain is going to be unbelievable, just like, yes,
it hurts right. Here's one.

Speaker 14 (16:57):
My name's Anna, I'm from Saint Paul.

Speaker 15 (16:59):
And one of the dumb.

Speaker 14 (17:01):
Ways I've hurt myself is. I was scrolling on my
phone walking into Target.

Speaker 16 (17:06):
On Christmas Eve and there was like no snow this year,
so I stepped on a rock, rolled my ankle slammed
into one of those big red balls, and I fractured.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
My elbow and nobody saw it. Thank god, nobody saw it.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh my god, the big red balls outside the target.
What you're talking about? We got a couple of more.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
I can't stop.

Speaker 17 (17:30):
I was five and my cousin and I were hitting
gianticycles off the neighbor's house, and one came down and
hit my forehead, knocking me unconscious and splitting my forehead
wide open. My mom and my aunt came outside to
my cousin screaming she's dead and me laying there.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Covered in blood and uh, not awake.

Speaker 17 (17:50):
I ended up getting a bunch of stitches and had
a great first kindergarten picture.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh oh, I'm glad you're okay morning.

Speaker 18 (18:00):
This is candy. I just last weekend was filling my
Stanley water metal cup with a handle on the top,
holding it in my thumb. Turned around to put it
on the counter after a few cocktails, but I missed
the counter and it went straight down on what you
would call my pointer toe on my right foot, and
I'm a student pilot, so needless to stay it. The

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next morning I did not get to go flying because
I have a fractured toe.

Speaker 10 (18:25):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Fine, have a great day, Okay, all right, we really
we might have to pick this up at another time,
because maybe tomorrow we'll do this at a different time
of the day. Because there are a gazillion of these
and they're all so good. My favorite, slash least favorite
was the guy with the cat in the tub, but
also a runner up was the woman who Betsy I

(18:48):
think it was, fell back on her toilet tank broke
off a piece the size of a size of a
what a large hamburger. I just love that so much.
All Right, we're coming right back on KTWB with you
can't make this stuff up. The most ten most hated
foods in America. Do you like any of these foods?
What is the most hated food in America? Take a
guess and I'll tell you know. Nobody likes liver. I mean,

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there might be like a weird uncle, like my uncle
Tom when I was a kid, He's like, yeah, I
love liver because when I was in the army. Nobody
wanted to eat there, so I got all the liver
that I wanted. I love gross. Okay, liver is not
the number one most heated hated food. It is number two.
But let's start down at the bottom at number ten

(19:32):
of the most hated foods. Sushi is number ten. Now
that's interesting because I love sushi. I used to think
that it was like, no, that's for snubs. They eat
it to be fair andshey, And then I tried it, like, oh,
almost kind of good. Do you like sushi, Bailey?

Speaker 5 (19:47):
I love sushi.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Jenny love it, and Font.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Cannot stand it. Really no, and Alyssa hates that because
she's a fiend for sushi.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
It's everywhere now. It used to be kind of like
a rarity, like one rest runt in town and sold sushi.
Now they sell them everywhere. They sell the gas station,
they sell at the grocery store.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
They have one of those cool sushi train places right
by my house where it goes by you.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
And you just grab it.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yes, it is really cool. What else do we not like? Chitlans? Gross?
Do you know what Chitlin's are?

Speaker 5 (20:15):
You?

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (20:16):
They are a pig intestines exactly right.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
So gross.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
They smell literally to me, like poop, so we call
them blank lns. Gross.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Blue cheese is number eight. I like cheese. When I
was a kid, I didn't like it. It was definitely
like my dad would put it on his salad and
I could smell it. It's like, oh God, and now
it's like really good. Another one that people don't like
number seven at least like food. Oysters. Anybody have thoughts.
I love oysters, love, love love.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
It's a texture thing for me.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I'll still eat them if I'm at a place where
I think you should get oysters.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
But I do think they're just so slimy and weird.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
I don't know if you've ever eaten one. I would,
I would try it.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, They're actually really good. They are a texture thing.
So some people have a problem with that one. Caviar.
I can't say I've ever had enough caviar to tell
you whether I like it or not, So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
I had it one time when I was like thirteen.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, yeah, don't really know. Next one, squid. No experience
with eating squid.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
I've had squid because that's klamari, right, is squid? I
think so yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
I've had kalamari twice I think in my life, and
one time it was delicious and one time it was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I love kalamary.

Speaker 13 (21:24):
You just have it.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
You can only eat it deep fried or else. It's
just like rubber. Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
That's why I don't like klamari. If I'm out and
somebody's like, oh, what do you what appetizer do you
want to get? Get the kalamari? I always go, yeah, sure, okay,
because if they like it, then you know I'm not
gonna be like, no, I don't want I don't want that.
Tofu is number four. Isn't that The white thing that
looks like cheese but it's not. Is kind of like
a flavorless it's like a vegan meat.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah okay, but like a fried again it's so good,
or like uh sauteed or something. If you just cut
up regular tofu and throw it into something, it's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Okay, Yeah, I like it in curry. That's probably the
only time.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
I Sardines is the number three most hated food.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Do you like sardines?

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Right?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
I do.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
I don't love sardines, but I like sardines.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
I've never eaten one they have.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
They look pretty gross because they are almost whole fish
that are in a little.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Can, the eyeballs and everything.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
No, there's no eyeballs. They cut the heads and the
butt off.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Yeah, the off the part I wanted.

Speaker 10 (22:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Liver is at number two. I've never had liver, really,
haven't you.

Speaker 9 (22:29):
No.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
We used to have to eat it maybe once or
twice a year when I was a kid.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
That's punishment. It was suppression era.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, back in the day, that was all we could afford.
We had to eat the hoofs and the nose too.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Had a standard line.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
That people serve on Saint Patty's say, cabbage and corn.
And now I like it as an adult, but as
a child, my mom would make that like we're not Irish,
but she'd make it around Saint Patty's Day and I hated.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
It because it's like a weird pickoli.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Oh it's so.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's not something you want to have often, but it
is good. Number one food that people hate. Anybody want
to take a guess, I love you love them, love them,
love them. Spam is not on the list. Spam is delicious,
you love them. Spam is so good if you eat
hot dogs, and make fun of spam, then you should
be ashamed of yourself. Hot Dogs are lips and buttholes.
They grind them up in a grinder. They put them

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into a little hot dog shape, their lips and buttholes.
Spam is pork shoulder and ham. Okay, pork shoulder and ham.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Don't think I have a guess. Honestly. Anchovies, see, I
get those, and sardines.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Stuff totally different. Anchovies are just little slices, like tiny
little piles of the fish where the sardine is the
whole fish. But anchovies are I mean, they're very fishy,
They're very salty, and I like them on a pizza.
Not all the time, but you know, once in a
while I would try them. And Susan is I mean,
everybody in my family. I get a picture of Chase

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eating one when he was about eleven years old, and
just the look on his face is like, I'll bring
some in tomorrow. Bailey wanted to bring some anchovy.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Well, well I want it on something like I'm not
just gonna katy itself.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Put it on toast.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Would you put it on toast?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
You could put it on toast?

Speaker 5 (24:06):
Okay, I'll eat it.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Put it on Spam.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
I'll eat it, Sam, Sam, I'll try it.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Let's take all the gross foods, put them in a blender,
make a little cocktail out of it, blend them all up,
and then make Bailey drinking.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Write it down, Jenny, Write it down, pencil. We got
content for tomorrow. We got dirt coming up in a second.
On Katie w B, the station that's giving you Tate
McCray tickets ever a single day. Listen for two for Tate.
When there's two played in a row, that's when you
get a chance to call in to win Tate McCray
tickets from Katie w B. I am gonna give a

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shout out to Shannon, who is a supporter of the
show and a friend of mine who is going to
watch Bernie big Burn. I call him big Burn. Oh,
big Burn, come here, big birdn She's gonna watch them
all on going to Sturgis tomorrow and then Big Bernie's
gonna make an appearance at the Strut for months coming
up on Saturday, September thirteenth. It'll be September before you

(25:04):
know it, and it's crazy. You can register bring your
dog out there's all kinds of activities and it's her fundraiser. Basically,
it's it's something that people don't really think about. They
are spending money for vet expenses and they're gonna have
a bunch of adoptions and they foster and they are
So basically we're raising money for vet expenses and the
foster and it's called Strut for Months. Bring your Dog

(25:26):
Out Rescue Network mn dot org Saturday, September thirteenth in
Egan at Trap Park Farm or Trap Farm Park one
of the other and bring your dog out. Vont can
bring a little Ava out, yes, indeed, and Jenny can
bring out whatever dog that she happens to have at
the time.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
I got Honey right now. I'm gonna have Luna later today.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
That is awesome.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
I don't know if I want to bring Ava. She's
been she's being a real puppy. She's just over five
months old, and she's at the phase where she's teething,
so she bites or tries to eat em. Four reasons.
She is five months old, yeah, a little bit. Yeah,
so like we found out, like she bit a part
of our couch, which is messed up.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Now.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
She when we take her on walks. She's trying to
eat like wood chips and mulch and grass and just everything.
It's so annoying and we're thinking about putting her in
like training classes.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
You should socialize her though.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
We do, like something like when we go to we
walk around o neighborhood, or we go to dog parks
by our house. There's one in Crystal. But she's just
she's at that age she's.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Kind of unpredictable.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, Bernie is like he's just the most chill dog,
but he gets the zoomies.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Do you guys call him the zoom Yeah, Oh, it.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Is ie thing in the world. He's got a tie
down because we don't have an invisible fence and whatever,
but we have a tie down, so he's got a
circular radius to run around. This dog was running around
this this tie down NonStop for ten minutes last night,
going and I'd be like, Bernie, come here, let's go inside,

(26:48):
and he'd like sit there for a minute, like they
crouched down. Yeah, and then you come up and they
take off again. And it was so funny if I'd
had my phone and got it on video. But anyway,
Bernie's gonna be out at detruck for us. Love to
have you out there. It's kind of a cool thing.
It raises money and it gets you out of the
house and socializes your dog, and we would love to
meet you. Saturday, September thirteenth. Please go register Rescue Network

(27:09):
IMN dot org and if you use the promo code
kd WB, you get ten bucks off your registration. There's
food trucks, and there's face painting, and there's all kinds
of my god, there's all they do caricatures, and they
do podtography and they'll file your dog's nails and I'm
not making that up. So join us. You got any questions,
let me know. Let's do the dirt on kd do wub.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Give us five minutes and we'll give you the dirt.

Speaker 11 (27:36):
Dave's Dirt on KDWB and.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I's see what's going on in the dirt today. Ed
Sheeron's got new music. He teased this new song on
TikTok and I kind of like it.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
JB now and then to see you again, I used
to love you.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Every Jay observers got kind of a Bruno Mars vibe.
I kind of agree with the idea. Luke Comb says
that fans deserve a near perfect show every single time.
Here's Luke Combe. There isn't an.

Speaker 15 (28:03):
Artist out there who hadn't played a show and had
a few too many and maybe not been as good
as they could have been. But my days of doing that,
we're not on the internet in college and nobody remembers it.
If you're doing that in an arena somewhere, and there's
people that go to one show. I mean, they would
go to an arena show, or an amphtheater show or
a stadium show that might be the only show they

(28:25):
go to for the whole year because they've saved up money,
and I think that they deserve a near perfect show
when you're out there.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
I liked, why didn't you say that we give almost
a perfect show every.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Day on our show?

Speaker 13 (28:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
We did once? We did once?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yes almost?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, oh yes, okay, yes, I thought it. We do
have a perfect show almost every day, almost every day.
We almost had a perfect show on Monday. We almost
had a perfect show on Tuesday. I am so sad
for myself that I did not pick up all I
was looking at Jenny Liken do that at all? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Okay, So Celsius energy drinks made a little oh because
some of them were filled with vodka. FDA issued a
safety warning to production. Lots of high noon Beach Variety
packs were found to contain mislabeled cans and they were
filled with vodka Seltzer instead of the intended Celsius astro
Vibe energy drink. Luckily, no illnesses have been reported and

(29:23):
it didn't hit Minnesota at all, but Florida, New York, Ohio,
South Carolina, Virginia, and Wisconsin has been said to get
some of those shipments. A place you can get drinks,
energy drinks with vodka. We go holiday station stores and
specifically Monster Energy drinks three for seven or four for eight.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Right now, get those and don't worry they're not filled
with vodka.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Would you look at that there? Maybe you want them
to be.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
They have to get that on the side.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Put it on the side.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
They're doing a study at the Indiana University about why
twangy voices prevailed more in noisy environments than like regular voices.
In the case study is Dolly Parton and stumbled to
the kige and imagine trying.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
To come to lige.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
So if you want to be heard, in an over
like a crowded bar, just started talking like Dolly Parton
and it'll come through a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
It's weird because I mean, I don't know what the
study is based off of, but when you think about it,
we always talk about how we can't understand what Sabrina
Carpenter or Olivia Rodrigo or Tate mccrayer is saying their songs,
and they don't sing with the twangy voice, but you
know what Dolly's saying. You do know what Dolly's saying.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, you're living.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
We've been talking about Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson and
their potential romance. They are co stars in The Naked
Gun right now. That's coming out very soon, I think.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Like this weekend, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Yeah. And so Liam Neeson is now on the record
saying Pamela Anderson loves to cook for him, which we
have an audio clip for our day if you want
to play that.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Which one is it? Number three? Yeah, she loves to cook,
she loves to bake.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
She made me surdu loves during this shoot. Sure muffins,
which I love Bran muffins. That's fibers always yeahs always exciting.

Speaker 14 (31:00):
Yeah, that's intimacy coordinating right there.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
The thing with that is, no one loves Brand muffins, Liam.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Neeson, nobody loves them.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
She said she made me Brand muffins, which I love.
Says who who loves Brand?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Seventy two year old men?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
True, You're not wrong. There's a feral child summer is
trending now. Kylie Kelsey kind of talked about it on
a TikTok that's going.

Speaker 13 (31:21):
Viral right now.

Speaker 19 (31:21):
It's called feral Child Summer. I love the idea of
feral child summer. I currently will unleash my children into
the backyard if one of them ends up digging out
a rock, half at it, if another one ends up
climbing up the place that having a whole pretend play
situation or scenario made up.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Great. I love watching them play.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
God are you just an idiot? And I'm gonna tell
you why. She calls that a trend that they climb
up the play set and pretend that it's a fort
or come up they dig She lets them loose into
the backyard.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Oh, we tell you.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
And my mom would drop me off in Wyoming when
I was a kid, and they picked me up three
weeks later, and I had a great time, Yeah, said
a great time.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
As the youngest member on this show. I'm glad that
I have that this is not like new to me.
I've been outside. I've had a summer where I go
in the backyard and just play, run through the sprinklers.
I'm glad that this isn't like, oh, go in the backyard.
This is a new concept.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
It is to her, apparently, it is funny that.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
She thinks that it is that she's like inventing something
like watch this. I mean, let my kids outside.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
They live near a marsh and surrounding the marshes of forest,
and so Carson and his buddies they found like an
old abandoned tree fort down there when they were a kid,
and god knows what they did and climbing up, jumping off,
seeing how high they could climb in the trees until
what kid falls off and breaks his collar bone or whatever.
Even Carson, who's now twenty four years old, he had
a feral summer.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
We had little wooded areas in my neighborhood and we
would always say that there were witches in there, so
we'd get so scared.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
But we would be like let's walk through the wood.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Oh my god, I feel I can tell that I
was always a kid climbing trees because now when I hi,
I'm also the kid who like goes into areas I
probably shouldn't and on ledges I probably shouldn't. I'm still
that person that's like, ooh, I could get a better
view over?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Are you selfie? Death person? Where standing? You know that
every year at the Grand Canyon about five people die
because they're trying to get a great selfie and they
stand a little bit too clean, and they're like, people go, well,
you need to put a shafety fence around the Grand Canyon.
You need to stay home. Okay, actually stand yes.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
I would have someone that had fallen at Bryce Canyon.
When I was in Utah last October, someone had fallen.
I was on a trail. We literally got to almost
the very end of the trail and they had it
blocked off and we had to go redo the trail
again to get to the other side because somebody had
gone to take a picture at the edge of a
latch and they fell into these slots in Bryce Canyon.
They had to bring on helicopter in to like get

(33:43):
him air. Yeah, and we could hear like, once they
got someone down because the guy had a rock climbed
down into the crevices. We could hear him being like
very mangled legs, like walking over to.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
The everyone to let them know what was going on.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
So yeah, no, he used his friend was very much
taking video of the entire time. That was interesting to me.
But I mean, what else do you do your your
friend fell down it? Yeah, but okay, have you guys
start of proffy. No, it's protein coffee. So basically Starbucks
is getting into this because it's a new trend and

(34:19):
they're launching a new protein cold foam topping for their
cold beverages by the end of this year.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
And this new option will contain fifteen grams of.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Protein with no added sugar and can be added to
nearly any cold drink. And honestly, that's actually quite a
bit of protein, and coffee is one thing that you're
not getting your protein with, so.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I'm all for this as on coffee.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Proffee, Yes, praffee's the new trend right now, protein coffee.
And also the new trend is just.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Like you gotta eat your protein.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
You gotta eat your protein, so you might as well
jump on in.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
If you're Starbucks, you gotta eat your protein.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Ninety four year old William Shatner is in the DIR today.
He's reportedly terrified of death and looking for ways to
cheat it, like being frozen or having his head pickled
in a jar, so one day he can bring him
back to life.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
So I'm here for it. I love William Shutner. Is
America's sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Is the America's sweetheart? Yes, and they say this is
although is not literal immortality. He's also reportedly signed with
the company that'll make an AI hologram of him so
his loved ones can communicate with him when he's gone.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
I was not about holograms, but I was thinking about
this yesterday because I sent a voice note to my
sister and I thought, man, if I died, my sister
has so many voice notes for me that she can
go back and listen to. And that's just like something
you didn't have the luxury of having twenty years ago. Well,
there's voicemails, well, voicemail, but like I feel like voicemails,
it's they're harder to hold on to, like if sometimes

(35:41):
you know, if your phone or saying like yeah, you
get a new phone or updates or.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Something, it'll delete them.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
And also it's hard to like get them off of
your phone unless you know exactly how to do it.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, think about like five centuries ago or two hundred
years ago, there wasn't even a photograph, right, I mean,
if you're like loved one was gone, you didn't even
a photograph. And if you didn't have anybody who could
draw you, didn't you have a picture of them? Yeah,
and now I want a hologram made of me so
I can hang out here after I'm gone. No, okay,
what was a quick decision? All right, we'll be back

(36:13):
in a second. On kat WV. War of the Roses
in case you missed it, one of the spiciest ones
in a while. They're watching The Hunting Wives and something
happens on the show and he blurts out something without thinking,
and then she's like, you're cheating on me, and he's
like no, no, no, But is he be ready for it?

(36:34):
War of the Roses next on Katie