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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Wiggles were Carson's jam when he was little. He
loved the Wiggles. I heard fruit.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Salad, yummy, yummy so many times.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
And I know all about Captain feather Sword, the pirate
that tickled you with his sword.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Right hold on, yeah, yes, you heard right.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Given that he had the wiggly party clip.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Clip clap, wiggle your hips.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Just like that.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You and Carson are exactly the same age the Wiggles are.
There's a song they have and it's called Bouncing Balls.
And people are talking about this because it's kind of
kind of a little spicy. I'm gonna play it for you,
and it's all about bouncing balls. But you know when
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they wrote this song, they were being a little spicy.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Time to get the balls out.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Bouncing balls.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay, now you notice I will stop right there. You
notice their yellow balls and red balls and green balls too.
And then they don't say blue balls, but they go, my,
I'll play it for you again. I ever say blue balls,
but no, no.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
They know.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
That's why they put it last.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I told this is Susan last night. I played it
for for my wife because she grew up. I mean,
she watched the Wiggles too, with Carson and she's like,
you guys are all a bunch of preverts.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You're a bunch of preverts. You guys are sick.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You take everything clean and family and you make it
into something disgusting. And I'm like, yes, we dogs. I
think the Wiggles did it on purpose.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
They had to they did.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I think that they got to come up with content
that appeals to little kids.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
What kids love. They love to play with toys, including balls.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
But there's a music there's two music videos for this song,
and one of them it's like a dancing tree or
a bush or something and he's like doing the Harlem
shake or something and he's thrusting his hips in a
very uh, sensual way in which you have to think,
this is what they know what they were doing.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I think they absolutely knew what they were doing, or
at least when they realized it is like, oh, this
is a little bit spicy. It's the Wiggles, though. You
guys are a bunch of preverts, is what you are?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (02:18):
I love the wig Oh. Also, I looked it up.
That guy's called the Tree of Wisdom. That's the green guy.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Really, there's nothing.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
It's called the tree, and then we got you know,
Henry the Octopus. Obviously Dorothy did Dinosaur Wags the Dog
Wags the Dog.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
There was years ago we had these balls and everybody
in the morning show had a ball. It was the
size of a tennis ball and when you bounced it, it
had a counter on it. And so we were all
trying to bounce our balls. Here, me and Fallon and
Steve and maybe Jenny and I'm not sure, and maybe
intern John, I don't remember. And we were all bouncing
these balls here in the space Ningles studio, trying to
bounce higher than everybody else. So all through the show,
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bounce but bounce, but bounce, but bounce but bounce. And
then people below us started to complain. So Rich called
us and he was like, you us bouncing balls up
there because people were complaining that you're bouncing balls. So
Steve being Steve, made a remix ahead, start to cut.
Speaker 9 (03:07):
Yourself on while you're on the air. I got a
weird complaint that, uh, the tenants below us are complaining
about balls. Are you guys bouncing ball? You're bouncing ball?
When you please duck ball all all bouncing ball, bouncing,
pounce downcing you please off bouncing. You're bouncing, ball bouncing?
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Can you please stop?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Just how he goes balls? Good job, okay, ball, all right,
we are done with that. Thank you. It is Katie
to be on the Day Brian Show. Let's get right
into War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We busted hundreds of cheaters and it's time for another one.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I'm kd WB.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I was making fun of Tanya a minute ago before
we do War the Roses because when.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Did you have foot surgery? I had a month ago, okay,
and you're still in the boot.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
So Tanya, I called her to do War the Roses
and she didn't answer, and then she didn't answer again,
and then finally she answers after like seventy five rings.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And it's like, oh, I had a walk real slow
because I'm in a boot.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's okay, good excuse when do you get the boot
off anyway?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Like I still have like three more months of it?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh god, oh wow?
Speaker 10 (04:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It was it like a foot transplant or what did
they do? They put a whole new foot on here?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
No, it's I had the like the things on the side,
the baldest things on your foot.
Speaker 10 (04:49):
But yeah, and it like it like messes with your
like stability.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
So it's like on there for a long time.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
God, I hope that you yours is.
Speaker 11 (04:58):
I'm not going to tell you because I hate when
people are like, well, my sister did it hurt her forever,
So I'm not going to do that. I think yours
is going to heal perfectly and be wonderful.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, it probably won't. It sounds like it's some issues.
Let's get deeper into this. No, it's kind of like
when a guy's gonna have a vasectomy. That's when all
of his guy friends that have ever had a bad
visectomy go, well, you don't want to hear about my experience.
Speaker 11 (05:18):
It's like Jenny when she talked about her wrist surgery,
people kept sitting these like worst case snarows. It's like,
don't text her awful things that happened to you. That's
making it worse.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
So go ahead and Texas right now about bad Bunyon
surgery so we can tell Tanya. So Tanya, let's get
to the War of the Roses, which the reason I
called you. I got your email. Tell me about Cody
and why your suspicious Cody is up to something shady.
Speaker 10 (05:41):
Okay, well, Cody is my boyfriend, and he went to
Target the other day and he bought like like toothpaste
and like tide soap and whatever a bunch of other
stuff that we needed around the apartment.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
But he has like he brought it all and then
he left the receipt in the bottom of the bag
and I was like taking everything out and I.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Saw on the receipts that's like he read condoms.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
And I was like, okay, well, where are these condoms?
But I don't see them here, and so I asked
him and he was like, well, you're not very good
at taking your pill so and like we I already
have a two year old, so he was like this
is like kind of just in preparation for that.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
But I like, killed didn't see the condoms.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
So I was like, we little just tell me, like
where are they? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Right right?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah, where the hell are they? And he's like, I'm
not gonna show you. And I was just like what
it just like rooted me out. And then like the
next day he showed me the pack of condoms. But
I just I was just like I don't know. I
just have a weird Shaneling. I was like, maybe he
just like went to Target and like thought.
Speaker 12 (06:51):
It with cash, You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I see what you mean.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Okay, can I ask you a personal question you don't
have to answer, But is he right about you're not
always very good at taking your pill? So he might
have a legitimate concern and want to use condoms because
he doesn't want another kid, et cetera. But so he's like,
he was like, you're testing me to make me show
you these condoms that I bought.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You should just believe me.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Your suspicion is that he'd already dropped him off at
his girlfriend's house, or that he'd already used one on
the way home from Target, or something that the condoms
weren't for you so he couldn't show them to you.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Right, yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 11 (07:27):
Okay, But I have a question. This is very personal,
But do you guys even use them normally? I've really
see saying you don't you're not great with the pill.
But clearly at that time, I'm guessing you he wasn't
wearing them regularly either, because you have a child, which
is you know what, This is a zero judgment question,
But does it even make sense that you would even
use them.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
That's a good question. I don't think of that. I mean, yeah,
we don't don't really use condoms.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That's what I was kind of.
Speaker 11 (07:55):
Usually, if you don't, you don't, you know, don't start
adding it in later necessarily.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
And then he shows up the next day and he
volunteerily says, Okay, you want to see these condoms because
you don't believe me.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Here they are, and you're thinking.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It's convenient he has on the next day, right, and
he's willing to show them to you, like maybe he
went and bought them with cash or whatever, so there's
no paper trail and so so you just condoms are
the problem. You don't believe that they were bought for you.
There's something weird about. Okay, well, here's what we can do.
We can call Cody and we can say, hey, guess
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what we're calling from your bank, and we want to
get to a customer satisfaction survey. Rate these things on
a scale of one to ten, and we're doing this.
We'll give you a dozen roses to send anybody you
want to and hopefully he will choose you. Tanya, is
there any name that we should be listening for that
would not be the right name.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I mean she says, like like Jessica or something. Yeah,
that's like an extra gol friend. Like it's like a story.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
It's like an extra girlfriend flash like family friend, and
he's own forever.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Okay, okay, all right, gotcha, because I think we all
know that if somebody was gonna cheat, I don't know.
Sometimes if we thought our partner was gonna cheat, I
wonder if a lot of the time we know who
they would cheat with.
Speaker 11 (09:14):
Well, I think your mine definitely wonders. That's all really fake.
TikTok video the other day. Okay, the girl she's conveniently
the Starbucks let her work as the cash register person
because the guy there said he sees her husband come
in every day with a woman in his car. So
she's watching on the Starbucks camera. She's like, oh, does
she have dark brown banks? That is my best friend?
Oh you wait, she's gearing up and row that drinks
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in the car. I'm like, this is the fakest crap
I've ever seen. But I watched it because I was like.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Come on, there's so much fake garbage, bad acting on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, Oh my god, all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
All right, you stay there, we'll come back in a
second and we'll make the phone call to Cody and
find out all about them condoms coming up. Then we'll
talk to Jonathan Fogel from Fogal Family Law get his
take on this whole thing.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Back to the War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm Katie, let's find out what happens. The name that
we don't want to hear is I think Jessica.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, well, any name other than Tanya.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Really Tanya and Cody.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yes, she's putting him on the spot because this guy
comes home from a target run.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, he's got a bag of Bounce sheets and Snickers.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Bar, American cheese slices and some ranch dressing and he's
got and so he puts it on the counter. And
then later she goes apparently to recycle the bag. You
take the receipt out when you recycle the bag. On
the receipt it said Trojan condoms.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
She's like, wait what He's like, uh, yeah, is for us,
because I don't trust you. You're not very good at
taking your pill, which she admits that that's true. He
doesn't want to have another baby. She's like, well, where
are they all the what do you mean, where are they? Well,
if you bottom, where are they all?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Prove myself to you?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Exactly right?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
So she uh is Now then he comes in the
next day and he's like, I know you wondered whether
I really had those condoms or not.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Here they are.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
And she's like, yeah, because you ran down to Target,
you bought more. So now you can show me a fresh,
unopen box. So she's not buying the whole thing. No,
let's make the phone call to Cody, put him on
the spot and see who he wants to send roses
to on Katie WP's War of the Roses.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
A dozen long stem romantic roses. Cody, we're going to
send those out by the end of the week, and
I need the name of the recipient. Who would you
like to receive this beautiful bouquet?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh, Jessica, okay, and you can.
Speaker 11 (11:41):
Attach a card if you want. So what would you
like the card on the roses to say?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Well, no, it's like a greeting card or something exactly. Yep,
do you make it? They can't wait until next summer.
Speaker 11 (11:55):
I can definitely do that. What's uh, what is that
all about? Exactly? You guys spend summers together.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
We used to go out on our boat, but now
summer's over, so we haven't seen each other as much.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
That makes sense, Yeah, you would, summer sounds fun together.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh yeah, Tanya, you've held back really well, I'm going
to let you spring it on him.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You, Tanya, it's all you. I'm going to stay out
of this for at least a minute.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
What are you?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Tanya? What is your reaction?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Well, I'm just like, my mouth is on the floor.
Speaker 10 (12:27):
I just I.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Knew it, and I'm not surprised to see you putt
I mean, it's like girl that I was talking to
you guys about. It's like her family as a boat.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
And he used to joke about when he dated Jessica that.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
He would get rugburns on his knees from hooking up
on the boat.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
And so that's exactly what you're doing, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
That's what you use the comments for.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
WHOA what?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I'm so, what's happening?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I'm not even going to try to explain it, you know,
it's just kind of hard to explain. But basically you've
been busted.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Because it was it was like your girlfriend was listening
in and she found out that you sent roses to Jessica.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Was it Jessica that you had bought the condoms for?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
No, I bought the condoms.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
No, no, no, no, no, I bought the condoms for.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Us for But you sent roses to Jessica because.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
We haven't seen each other so.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Long, that you saw her on the boat, this summer boat.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Some like in summer we took up like summers before,
not not like this summer flowers then, yes, because it's
been so long, so sooner. I just no, I just
wanted her to know that we're cool, so cool?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
What what did you do? Something matter?
Speaker 8 (13:43):
What?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
What are you talking about? No, it's no, that's no,
just it's just it's fine, it's just fun.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I think, come up with a better story. I don't
I don't know that I really know what your story is.
But I think between now and the next time you
talk to Tanya, you better come up with a better story.
Speaker 11 (13:59):
Read that you used to summer together, but like you
are now, just like I can't wait until next summer,
which implies you did some stuff this summer and you're
already looking forward.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
To the next one.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
That's true. Oh, by the way, who.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Is valid question?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
All the way through War of the Roses, and he
never quite thought to ask, who are you to And
sometimes we explain yeah, because people don't know why in
the world this happens. But then we didn't tell him
and he talks his you know, I mean, but it
fills his guts and then who are you guys?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
But yeah, and he'd be like, well, that's a good point.
Like we'd be like, you're being sketched. You know, you
have a good point.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Okay, thank you, but yeah, thanks for We've got Pink tickets.
Pink tickets for you right now on kd WB. A
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to go to the show. I'm going to read you
a story. You have to answer a question. Here we go,
I'm gonna read you a story. Listen closely because I
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need ask you a question at the end. Samantha woke
up early on a Saturday morning, feeling determined to hit
the gym and work off the indulgent taco bell dinner
she had the night before. She carefully selected her favorite
pair of Nike black leggings, a Lululemon neon pink sports
bra and matching Adidas sneakers.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
After she braided her.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Long brown hair and applied a light layer of Mabe
Lene mask era, she grabbed her hydro flask reusable water
bottle and headed to Snap Fitness. As she walked in,
she was greeted by the familiar scent of sweat and
chlorox wipe. She made her way to the treadmill, adjusting
the speed and inclined to her liking. With each step,
she could feel the burn in her muscles and the
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sweat dripping down her forehead. After an intense workout, she
felt accomplished and ready to take on the day. What
day did she go to the gym?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I remember, I remember a neon pink.
Speaker 11 (15:55):
Out of the black leggings.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
You always had no question. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Day did she go to the gym? Answer it and
you win? Hey, real quick, Elizabeth for those pink tickets.
What day of the week did Samantha go to the gym? Elizabeth?
Speaker 12 (16:20):
She went?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
She went on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
She went on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You're amazing, amazing, I know you gotta get to work.
We're gonna get your information. Gets Joel's tickets real quick.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Thank you. Yeah, people are busy during the morning. Turns
out they don't have a lot of time to talk
to DJs on the radio. Going on today, there's so
many cool, new weird stories about food and eating and
diets because we're always concerned about our health and that
type of thing. So I got a couple of them.
First of all, there's the sardine fast, which is a thing,
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if you want to look it up. The sardine fast
lets you eat sardines for You're supposed to go three
days and it's supposed to like just do wondrous things
for you and give you all the protein and omega fat.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oils and blah blah blah and the beach twelve. But
people don't really like it.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Then there's eating dirt, which is something you shouldn't go
in the backyard and grab a scoopful, But there is
dirt you can order online. I think it's called biodynamic
dirt that you can order. Doctors are still like, it's
probably not going to kill you, but eat a healthy diet, Yeah,
probably a better idea.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Something well balanced.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I read somewhere and I really like this one.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Eat food, not too much mostly plants, and I really
like that one eat food, so not pringles, because pringles
really isn't food.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
It's a snack. It's delicious, No, I get it.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
And the potatoes, just as.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Pop tarts are not a food and you get strawberry.
There's fruit in there. It's not real fruit. That is
not it is red stuff. Are you a pop tart fanatic?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Like?
Speaker 12 (17:53):
You know that?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
For a fan pop tarts.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Suck eats them almost like every morning, So you watch
your mouth over there.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I'm sorry to have you ever had a toaster stridle?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Those are better?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (18:05):
What?
Speaker 12 (18:05):
No?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
No? Yes, Toaster striddles way better than a pop tart.
Toast stritles flaky and crunchy and gooey and warm.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Corporate greed has.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Turned the pop tart into a sliver of red stuff
in the middle, topped by a bunch of dough. Corporate
greed has ruined the pop tart. They figured out what
they used to be when I was a kid. They
were fat with fruit filling. There was fruit filling all
oozing out the sides. Cut a pop tart in half
or bite into it. Corporate greed has ruined the pop tart.
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Thanks Kellogg's just suck.
Speaker 12 (18:39):
They had.
Speaker 8 (18:39):
They used to well, don't go after that, Oh I
will it Goes Goes used to have a thing that
was similar to a pop tart. It was called a
waffle and it was an eggo waffle, but it had
filling in it.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Too delicious.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Bring that back if you're listening, I Goo, this is
Bailey and I'm reaching out again and I need you
to make a waffle again.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
That was so good?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Then I have some other food stuff it is. It's
really interesting. First of all, forget kale. The next green
superfood might be grasshoppers. Researchers found that a diet of
these crunchy craters can boost your sleep, improve your hair,
and even ramp up your lobido. They found that rats
on a grasshopper diet slept Beetter, had shiny your hair,
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showed more romantic interest than those on other diets.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Rats an you think they're like lighting some candles in
their minds.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Yeah, I want to see a romantic comedy with rats.
They're like feeling romantic today. I had some crickets and
oh you had crickets today, what are you saying?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
And then another one is solo dining. Here's another food story.
Solo dining is growing in popularity. It's all about owning
your me time, from a gourmet meal to just a
bite at the bar. Dining alone is now seen as
a form of self care and empowerment. They say, there's
something really nice about being present and savoring food that
you pay for, as well as appreciate that you carved
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out time for yourself. This is an expert, she says,
sometimes I just want to have a nice time with myself.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
She is not alone.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
According to a survey by Open Table, solo reservations increased
eight percent this year. Sixty percent of us have dined
alone in a sit down restaurant in the last year,
and that is sixty eight percent for gen Z and millennials.
So it's okay to go out. I remember when I
was a kid, I went to a restaurant with my
mom and dad and there was a guy eating by himself,
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and I'll never forget it. I was probably ten, and
I felt so sad for him because in my mind,
he was like just lonely and his wife had died
and his kids wouldn't talk to him, and I can't
find a mate. And I made up a little story
in my ten year old head about how I can
still see him sitting there at the table by himself,
and it made me so sad. He was probably just
getting out of the house because his family's making him
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crazy and he's burying Colorado on business.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yeah, he was only.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Forty five, but in days life he was this eighty
nine year old man just lost his wife.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
All right, we'll do Dave's Dirt coming up in a
moment on kd double ub. Coming up on the Dirt,
everything from how much does Travis Kelsey make? Diddy is
busted and arrested. There is a new child Star series on.
It's actually a a like a documentary from Demi Levado
(21:20):
talking about how hard it is to be a child star.
And you can buy the most amazing Britney Spears holiday
themed gift.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Coming up.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
We'll do that next on Dave's Dirt on kd W
B kd WB The Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Just kind of being positive, kind of put you in
a good mood.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Whether you listen for a little while or listen for
a long time. We appreciate you. You know, loneliness is
an epidemic, is it especially among young people? Like gen
z Ers, they're very they're lonely, and I'm not really
sure why it is.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Is that what it is.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Absolutely it's not human interaction, no matter what you think.
It's not human interaction in the way that you actually
have conversation with people.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
This is more humans, and I hope that we can
help you if you're a little bit lonely or you
want to feel a little less lonely. I think one
of the things that you've got on the show are
four different people who have four very different experiences in life.
Certainly different ages, yeah, young kids over here.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
And maybe like different I don't know, morals Jenny, different
values BoNT In, different perspectives and people who are right Dave,
and people who are wrong Bailey, and people who you
will agree with Dave, and people who you will think
is crazy BoNT So.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Different people to kind of bond with here on the.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Friends in a way, if everybody was as dopey as Joey,
Friends would not have been a good show.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh I'm definitely the Joey Joe.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I was going to say, you're the dopey one, the.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
Dopey one, and then you're probably Rachel No Ross, probably No,
you're probably Ross, and then Jenny is probably Rachel or Monica.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
No, you're Monica, and then vont is Chandler.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Dave is Phoebe because he never knows what's happening.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Completely feed just cool.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
What do we doing, Jenny? What we exactly?
Speaker 6 (23:16):
I'm gonna just put Bailly on the spot because she
was telling us off Era a story of something that
happened to her at the gym.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
That I it just it would happen to Bailey.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
It would.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
So I went to the gym, and obviously I'm not
like a huge gym goer, and I thought, Okay, I'm
gonna go to the gym.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
No one will be there, it'll be great.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I walk in.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
Of course there's one person there, and it's the gym
that's like in our building, so it's only people who
are in this building who can go.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
I get there, there's one person there.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
Thankfully they leave pretty quickly, so then I'm there alone
for about five seconds and then this guy comes in
and he he's using the machine like right next to me,
and I'm like, I hate this so much. Now I
can't leave because he's sitting here and he's like right
next to me. Anyway, Dave's always like, they're not thinking
of you, but I'm in my head. So then he
ends up getting up and leaving, and I thought, wow,
he wasn't here for very long at all, maybe ten
(24:01):
minutes tops, and he left his phone sitting on top of.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
The machine, but all of his other stuff was gone.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
So his phone starts ringing, And usually if I lose
my phone, I have a friend call it to see
if I can find it.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Sure, so I assume that that's what was happening.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
So I go over it and I answer the phone
and I say, if you lost your phone, it's in
the gym downstairs.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
And this woman.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
Responded, She's like, who is this And I said, oh,
I just I found your phone. It's downstairs. So I
thought it was the phone of the either it was
his phone or the person who was there before. And
she said, this is Brian's wife, and I was like,
I just and thankfully, Like right as she said that,
he walked back in. I was like, I didn't know
if you were coming back, So here's your phone. It's
(24:46):
your wife, and just handed it back to him and
he's like, oh, thanks, the home record and I left.
I burst it out of there because I was like,
I'm not about to hang out with this guy who
knows I answered his phone.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
The I will advocate for you. You did the right thing.
You you would want somebody to do, Like, where's my
phone right the gym downstairs?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
What if he had left it? Like I don't know
where he went, what if he was coming back? I
don't know. Oh, I just I just.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Built an entire story in my head because this reminds
me of like a Roses. I feel like we've done
a War of the Roses. Maybe maybe he's off doing
some sketchy things, but his wife has his location on
she was like checking in on him because it said
he was in the gym, but he wasn't actually in
the gym because he was off doing sketchy things. And
so that was his little ploy to leave his phone behind.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
No nobody would leave it in the gym for somebody
like Bailey to pick up and fine.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
But like you would hide it.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Except for when I was there.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
No, remember the guy on War of the Roses who
would go to Target so his wife would think that
he was at Target by doing the find my phone
or oh yeah yeah, and he hid it in the
toy section behind the board games, and he would turn
the ringer off. So if you go back between fifteen
copies of sorry, mm hmm, nobody's going to go back
(26:02):
that far. So she'd be like, oh, well he's sure,
but at target for a long time. Yeah, there's a target,
you know, do a little shopping. So then you go
back and retrieve his phone. Well, Brian was totally innocent.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
He was in the potty and he just wasn't back yet.
Her reaction was like it was so scary.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Well, I mean, also maybe I was blowing it out
of a portion because I was confused and scared. But
she probably just like, hello, who is this? Absolutely if
this is Brian's wife? But I was like, oh, this
is Brian's wife.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Well, I mean, if.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Susan called my phone and another woman answered, she'd be like, well,
who is this? Oh it's Bailey, this is Susan. That's
a great story.
Speaker 12 (26:42):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Yeah, including from all of this is you'd went to
the gym and did nothing like.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
No, I was on the elliptical for maybe fifteen to
twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Did you actually move or did you stand on?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I turned it on.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
I turned it on and there were people in there,
so I had to keep going. Okay, so I need
Jenny to show me what to do because there were
a lot of machines. And we'll a day next week
because this week I'm pretty busy. So this week you are,
you are pretty busy this week it is always busy.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, Bailey's birthday bash is coming up on Thursday. Did
we decide on the name for the drink that Bailey's got?
Speaker 6 (27:11):
A celtz naw pull up so you can go vote
on Dave Ryan Show on Instagram if you want to.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
It's in our Instagram story right now. Bailey's bubble Blitz
is winning with thirty eight percent.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
You like that one?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
I like that one?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Okay, good? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
We'll see you at Forgot Star Brewing on Thursday night
from five until seven. Bailey's never had a birthday party,
so it's Bailey's birthday bash.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Dew We would you like a karaoke machine? I'll rent
one if you want one.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
I mean it would be fun, but also I don't
want to pressure anybody to sing karaoke if they don't
want to.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh, no, need a pressure. There's a machine I do have.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
I have a lot of friends who are coming who
are very talented, and they're the kinds of people who
when they go to karaoke, they're like, hold on, hold
my beer, I'm going to go sing and then knock
all the boots off all these people in this place,
because you always get excited when one person goes up
and they can actually and you're like, oh my god,
they were really good and that's all my friends.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Okay, yeah, well, well I'll shop around and see what
I can come up. All right, we'll see what happens.
All right, Here we go with the dirt on KDWB.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Get ready to count the number of celebrities that Dave
mispronounces Dave's dirt on kd w B.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
It is brought to you by Nicolay Law Offices. Diddy
has been arrested. You've heard about his sex trafficking investigation,
and it turned out that Diddy is just it sounds
like he is just a horrible, horrible person who was
finally exposed.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
And I think that.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
That in the words of kid Rock, you get what
you put in and people get what they deserve. That song,
you get what you put in and people get what
they deserve.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I know even less now, less than I already didn't
know it.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Who's saying and that one? But it's true.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
And do you think that people get what they deserve?
Because I know some awful people who still have not
gotten what they deserve. They I know some people who
are awful that definitely karma came back to bite them.
But I also know some awful people who are still
getting away with it every day.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Yeah, I don't think it's a true statement that you
get what you deserve. Really you kind of get I get.
Maybe you get what you pay for. Maybe that's a
better one.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
What you pay for that's said. All right, let's move
on to audio here.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Travis Kelsey is kept in touch with Bowen Yang from
Saturday Night Live, who is one of the stars on
Saturday Night Live after he hosted a few months ago.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Let me keep up every now and then the will
check give me each osm DM.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Look, I'm not at that level.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
But when I saw Taylor Nail streamer of the Summer
and he was supposed to be there, and he was
really sad to be going to make it, and he's like, we're.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
A new reunion.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
By the way, he's making about fifty two million dollars
between seventeen million in the NFL, his podcast, and all
of his commercials that he has done, so he's doing
quite well. Miley Cyrus is being sued for ripping off
a Bruno Mars song. Now I want you to listen.
I'll play the Bruno song first, and then what I'm
gonna do is take out Bruno singing and then I'm
gonna put in Miley Cyrus singing over the same piano
(30:08):
chord slightly different. They did use some auto tune on that,
so it is not exactly. I don't think they have
a case.
Speaker 8 (30:15):
People were texting in that apparently her song is like
a reaction song to his song. So it was like
done like that on purpose, and that he knew that
really yeah, well, like apparently he said in some interview like, oh,
if Miley Cyrus wants to sample my songs, I'm gonna
let her. And because it's she's saying I can buy
myself flowers and in his song, I should have brought
(30:36):
you flowers, and so it was like a.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Response song to it. That's what people were texting in.
It wasn't just one person, that was many of people.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Interesting. Yeah, uh, Cardi b tweets or is on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I don't know one or the other. This is my
third baby, and postpartum is a little different from the
first two. I'm not doing heavy lifting, no muscle straining, squatting,
none of that.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Just cardio.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Sometimes to avoid postpartum depression, you got to keep your
mind busy, and for me, that's work.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
And staying active.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I know nothing about postpartum depression, but I know there's
not a cure all and I know that people who
are depressed get really annoyed when they say, well, you
need to get out and go for a walk.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Just get out and go for a walk.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Okay, I'll get right on that. Thank you, y it.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Maybe it works for some people, but remember not for everybody.
Streaming on Hulu, Child Star, directed by Demi Lovado, interviews
fellow actors that survived being young and famous in Hollywood.
Drew Barrymore, Raven Simone, Christina Ricci, and Keenan Thompson. Go
back to Drew Barrymore, who used to party at a
place called Studio fifty four in New York and did
cocaine when she was ten years old. They swap stories
(31:44):
with Drew and Demi Moore. Demi Moore Demi Levado of
abusing drugs and alcohol. So too for Christina Ricci, who
found refuse in drugs from a violent father.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Here it is Barrymore introduced to cocaine at age ten
and by thirty had entered rehab for the first time.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
It is amazing.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Drew Barrymore came from a famous Hollywood family. I think
her dad's name, Her grandpa was Lionel Barrymore maybe something
like that, who was famous back one hundred years ago. Literally, Yeah,
and so she was definitely used as like the family's
paycheck when she was a little kid.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
John Barrymore is her dad.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Is that what it is John Barrymore.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
Yeah, and he was a film actor. It looks like
Western's yeah, probably.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
So you can buy yourself Britney Spears Fisher Price holiday
dolls and they are all made up in the outfits
from her videos, the flight attendant uniform from Toxic as
well as outfits from Slave for You Baby One More
Time and oops, I did it again. It is by
the way, twenty five bucks and it will be available
the first week or so of December. Jordan Childs is
(32:51):
still filing another appeal for that bronze. There's some people
who go, you know what, give it up it just now,
But other people are like, no, go fight for what
you think is the right thing.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Flavor Flav did give her a medal at the VMA's
other night.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Oh did you really?
Speaker 6 (33:04):
He presented her with some big, gaudy Flavor Flav style metal.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I love that do a lipa. I really like this,
she says.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I'm not going to sing about my personal life I
want to have I'm gonna do songs about dancing and
singing and having fun and you know that type of thing.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
And so here's du alipa.
Speaker 12 (33:21):
Some people are just so ruthless with their own private
life that they decide to put it all out in
a song because they know that it's gonna attract people's attention.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
That is a dig at Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift obviously
puts out songs all about her private life, so does
everyone else. Nobody cares about anybody else.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Haulsey like easy, I was gonna say, Sabrina Carpenter mwis
albums all about Shawn Mendes and Camila you know, and.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Now very Keyogan because they're not even together anymore. But
please please please, is about him? Is it really? Yeah?
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Okay, that's it for the dirt, brought to you by
Nicolay Law Offices. We'll be back in a minute talkback Tuesday.
It's interesting niche?
Speaker 12 (34:14):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Niche things?
Speaker 8 (34:15):
Niche?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Niche? Niche things that we hate? Yes, niche things that
we hate.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
An example, basic example is not steaming or ironing your
graduation robes after you take them out of the package,
and so when you walk the stage at graduation you
can see the little squares in the in the rope.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I hate that you're going to use the talkback feature
and leave niche things that you hate, just little pet
peeves that are really like, very focused. Use the talkback
feature on the iHeartRadio app and you will be on
the radio.