July 9, 2025 • 35 mins
We talk to a real life HR manager to see what we can get away with, Jenny tells us about some wild one night stands, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is an HR violation. So we're going to do
a bit called is it an HR violation or not?
So we actually found an HR person to volunteer to
be on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We sure did.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Welcome, Is it Tara or Tara? It's Tara, Tara,
Welcome Tara to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You've been in HR for eight years?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I think you said, yeah, I've been a little longer
than that even so yes, a long time.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
So you're going to be good at this.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, So we're going to each present an HR viol
HR question and you tell us whether it's something that
would get us written up. Would your employees make you,
making you play a game called Wheel of Girlfriends and
humiliating you, bullying you with that count as an HR violation?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Tara? But is a definite HR violation? I thought so thought, Okay,
well wait Tara, then is it? Is it an HR violation?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
When one of your coworkers, who is technically your boss,
tells you that you're kind of hot on a regular
basis an HR viola?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Bar Day, it's a it's a compliment because you have
no self esteem, and I am here to build your
self esteem.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm building up your self esteem.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
By doing Dave's will girlfriends So Tomato Tomato.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I hate you, I hate you, all right, I got
one for you. Vought walks by and as he walks by,
I turn around look at his butt and I go
hubba hubb buff. Now is that an HR.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Violation that you definitely get written up for? Oh? All
all right?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
What if if Dave asked me to help him with
his Instagram because he's an influencer to take his photo,
but I wait until he's taken a poop and I
jump over the slow to take his picture?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Is that an HR violation? It's gonna be helping a friend, right.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's definitely an HR.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Violation on that one.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
That was helping a good friend. Let me give a
real one, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I walked into the kitchen and I find Bailey carving
busts of other coworkers out of big blocks of cheddar cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Is that a violation? I would say, there's no pictures
that we can find, and it's just her carving them.
I would be okay.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Speaking of speaking of bus, I'm gonna ask about myself here.
So is it an HR violation? If I ask Jenny
if I can motor boat her.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yes, it definitely is. Dang.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
It's punishment be for if I go, if I come
to you, Tara, I'm like Bailey just asked if she
could motor boat my boobies, what would her punishment be,
I get the motor boat them.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
She would be on a planet correction for something like that.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Correction okay, and the only way to correct it is
to let me motor.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I've got a real one. Now this, this is this
is a real situation. The office chairs that KWB are junk,
so to be funny, we take them to the top
of the parking garage and we throw them off and
get it on video which goes viral. Is that an
HR violation?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I would say no, no, oh wow, that one.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That one actually happened. It did happen about fifteen about
fifteen years ago. We had junk office chairs, so we
took him to the top of the parking garage and
threw them off. I got written up for it. The
boss got praised for it for it being such a
great bit. Oh, the same boss who had me written up.
Thank you, Rob Morris.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Is that cartman? Yes, cartman, Tarah Dave.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Tara, how about this? Is this an HR violation. Dave
the other day said I was looking broad in the beam?
Is that an HR violation?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It is? Whow interesting? Interesting?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I never said that. I said about somebody. I said
that somebody else who works.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
At the radios, and I'm turning it onto me. It's
the same sentiment, however, But what about this?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
What about this though?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What if Vaunt and I are talking, Okay, Bailey's no longer,
Bailey's not around anywhere, and I say, Vaughan, Bailey's looking
a little broad in the beam? Is that an HR violation?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, and that's just the two of us. Absolutely it is.
How so who's gonna know? How will they know? If
someone were to repeat it? It would so don't repeat it?
Got it? No? No, okay? What about if I print call.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Bailey's mom on the work phone and tell hers she
won concert tickets, but then she really want nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Is that an HR violation? No? I would say that
we're talking to.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
An HR director to find out whether these are real
HR violations.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
My next one is, so I realized I was out
of toilet paper at home, and I saw one of
those roles sitting on top of the toilet paper holder
at the office. And I'm like, well, nobody ever uses
that one. So I just pocketed it into my big
bag and I took it home with me so that
I could have some toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Is that on a violation?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You're not cut No, no cameras in the bathroom obviously, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yet yeah, question.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I put a camera in the bathroom because I knew
that Jenny was going to be in there some toy today.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Is that an HR violation? You would be let go
for that one? To me in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I got to hit up the bathroom quick, you guys,
I gotta go grab something.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Okay, what if?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
What if I accidentally drop my Cheetos in front of Bailey,
and because Bailey likes to eat everything, she bends over
to grab them, but then she also like cups my
ass in the process and runs away.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Is that an HR violation called the biscuit check HR
violation or not?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Absolutely, she accidentally cupped my eye.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I'm telling you it's it's an impulse. I can't stop
my little hand from pinching it. You know.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I'm gonna tell you something that the great thing about
working in radio is all the laws are kind of
loosey goosey, you're.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
A little bit lucy. This is why we work here.
If you work over it, I don't know, Cargill.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's like, no, you're not even allowed to like look
at somebody the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Haley or Haley right? Tara? Tara? Who is Haley? Talk
to you about the high? Yeah? God, Tara, thank you
so much and thanks for what you do.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I have a good I wonder if being on a
radio station talking about funny HR violations is going to
get Tara in trouble down.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But I was looking for an HR person.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I had multiple people email me and be like, hey,
I work in HR. I would be really good at
whatever you need, but like I need to be anonymous.
And I was like, yeah, sorry, can't have that happen.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, I need your name.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Thanks for that. It is katiewb on the Dave Ryan Show. Hey,
just want to toss us out here. I mean, we'd
love to be lighthearted and fun on the show, but
there's something going on that we just really want to
recommend that you can help out with the flood in
Kirk County, Texas is just horrific. Now, more than one
hundred and sixty people are still missing after the floods.
So many of them are children, and it's not even
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a recover. It's not a rescue mission anymore. It's a recovery.
They're using everything from drones to boats to helicopters to
find people and it's going to be you know, a
very long time until they recover, and things cost money,
So if you can make a donation, we're definitely recommending
the Kirk County Flood Relief Fund. All the donations go
to Community Foundation dot net and they go to trusted
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local organizations to provide food and shelter and healthcare and
hope and just kind of get these people back on
their feet. And it's gonna take a long time. So
if you can help out, you know, ten bucks, twenty bucks,
you're doing well, one hundred bucks. You can do it
on your phone and use Apple pay or just use
your laptop or whatever. Community Foundation dot net and help
out with Kerr County flood relief.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
From Katie, do.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
You do.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
War the Roses Tomorrow morning seven thirty five involving rug Burns? Yes,
Rugburns tomorrow? Is that the one tomorrow? Okay, here's the
good news. I hope you think it's good news. We're
gonna do War the Roses twice because we got such
a backlog of War of the Roses. So you'll hear
it tomorrow brand new one at seven thirty five, then
(07:41):
tomorrow same one at nine oh five, and then that
place Friday morning. Case you miss it early in the show,
when is the new one gonna play?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
So we have another new one that we'll play Tuesday
morning at seven twenty.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Wow. Really wow.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Not only can people not get enough of War of
the Roses, but there's such a backlog of people who
are cheating or suspecting someone is cheating. So War the
Roses now eighteen times a week. Yeah, baby, Yes, Jenny's been.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
On Reddit and he's been on reddit'srought to you by
Mary and Jane, and we're going to talk about people
confessing their wildest one night stay.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's juicy, baby. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
First one, I met this bartender on vacation. He asked
me to meet him at his hotel the next night,
and he had a whole shaving kid and asked if
he could completely shave me down there. What And the
worst part is A said yes. It was the strangest
wour play ever. So there's one let's move on to
this one. I met a guy. Oh my gosh, I
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met a guy at a bar who was visiting some friends.
I ended up going back to his friend's apartment. We
were just starting to fool around when his bedroom door
flew open and his friend started flipping out. Turned out
they were all studying to be priests, actually in a
house connected to the church, and the priest lived on
the first floor.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So anyway, she probably got dressed and left.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Right next one, I hoped her up with a woman
in a bar and we made out on the dance
floor and in the car. She took me home, but
her mother was there. It was a one bedroom apartment.
Her mom was in the bedroom and we sat on
the sofa bed. Her mom comes out in a nightgown
and reminded her that she still hadn't paid for her
birth control prescription. She also told me that I reminded
her of a really good looking sports guy that's on
(09:30):
a local news station and asked me if I had
an older brother.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And I probably left that situation.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
These are wild one night stand confessions from people on Reddit.
As we got going in the act, I felt funny
in my belly.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You probably know where this is going.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And then I proceeded to chart, grabbed my clothes and
ran like hell out of the door and never contacted him.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
A yeah, and sometimes it's like what's right through you?
Can you do? All right? So I asked him to
get some.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Gel okay, okay, and he rubbaged around in the bathroom
and came back with nail polish remover.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's so hard I nearly threw up and I told
him to go home. Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Wow, spots to do like one or two more here.
I went back to my hotel room with a woman
I had just met at the bar. We were getting
it on, and she told me she wanted to have
my baby. I pretended to be done and went to sleep,
but he didn't actually be done. Wow, because at that
point he's like, she wants my child?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
All right? One last one.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
These are wild one night stand confessions from people on Reddit.
When I was in the professional Baseball Minor League traveling
to any two away towns, I met a pretty lady
outside a motel room and she invited me to her room.
She had a horse saddle on the bed. She wanted
to have relations on my gosh. We had a great
time early next morning, there was a loud commotion in
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the hallway. It was the police and the f by
FBI arresting the pretty lady as a multi state bank robber.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Who she was on the Lamb Wow and apparently by horseback.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Oh so there's their wild one night stand confession. Sta
all brought to you.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
By Mary Ann Jane All stories from Jenny. It feels
so good to be a monogamous relationship.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's crazy a couple of things going on. There's there's
like I saw it on the Caraleven website or Facebook.
There is not a rumor but US Bank Stadium and
Live Maiden Nation are going to announce what they were
calling one of the biggest shows in Minnesota history this
week like maybe tomorrow, yes, but we don't know what
it is. There's speculation that it could be Paul McCartney
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bts it. But if it's like a tour, they would
announce it all over the place. So it's a little
bit weird that it's a big show just here, just here,
But maybe we're getting that wrong and maybe it's not
just here.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Maybe we're just a stop on a giant tour.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Because if you do a little detective work live nation
I think they do there. They do nationwide shows, not
just a Minnesota show. Yeah, there was a rumor could
be Barack Obama because he played a sold out show
at like O two Stadium in London.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
The other day. Yeah, does that mean what did he do?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Like the tree? I was gonna say, Carb the Tree. Yes,
it's really cute. He's got a little guy in a
top hat, sits on his lap.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
And their voices like you imagine.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, former President of the United States,
Barack Obama's on a stool.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Got a little puppet. My fellow Americans.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
All right, if you know anything about it, let us know.
Somebody listening probably knows what it is. We would love
to We would love to leak this secret. Love to
get the scoop on this one. We'll be right back
with winning song Wednesday on Katie WB We are busy
speculating on the big tour announcement that's coming to US
Bank Stadium. So it is just a big mystery. Not
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really sure, but we'll find out in about twenty four
hours or so. But they're saying it's one of the
biggest shows ever in Minnesota history, that is a bold statement.
Even if it was Backstreet Boys and n Sync, I
don't think it would be the biggest show ever to
hit Minnesota in Minnesota history.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah, especially compared to like the Caro Levin link. We
were saying it referenced Stevie NICKX has been here. Taylor
Swift like Backstreet Boys is low key not.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Bigger than them. Sorry, oh god, no question, not hi key. No,
it wouldn't be Backstree Boys. It would be the Backtreet
Boys in sync reunion. It would be them both together.
Still about I don't know that that would fill an arena.
I really don't. I mean a stadium that's eighty thousand people.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I could bring at least ten.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Well, yeah, maybe so I would go. We'll find out
and we'll let you know as soon as we can.
All right, let's do winning song Wednesday. We all suggest
a song that we should play the entire song. You
call in and vote on your favorite song. What the
heck vot you're gonna go first?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Today we've been talking about Kelly Clarkson and this song
was playing the lobbies. I was like, we need to
play for a winning song Wednesday because of you.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
All Right, if you vote for Vaughan.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
We'll play that entire song, but you got to hear
bridy else's songs first.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Bailey, it's summertime.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I like the hot, hot weather, so I chose Camia
Cabello or whatever you pronounced.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
The elves, poor Bailey song. If you want to hear
that one six five K would you be? But first
you gotta hear Jenny song.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, he just performed at Taysoon, Minnesota. It's ludicrous.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
He's talking about fantasies like Monster Energy drinks.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
All right, no, what? Now, well, he was talking.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
About fantasies, and my fantasies are always revolving around deals
at holiday station stores, like Monster Energy Drinks. You can
get three for seven dollars or four for eight. But
vote for me, Luda.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Shout out to him for doing a free show. By
the way, I'm.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Sure he got paid somehow. Taste of Minnesota probably paid.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh he got he got paid. Yeah. They didn't come
here because they like food. Yeah, you got in for free.
He didn't get in for free? All right? What? And
then mine is the one? It is?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Okay, okay, so you call in and vote. So let's
see what we got here and start answering the phones
to get the votes.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Katie w B. What's your name? Amanda? Amanda? Who's got
your vote today?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Tommy?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Thanks Amana, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
KATWB winning song Wednesday. What's your name, Tiffany? Who are you
voting for?
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Jennie?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Jennie? Two votes?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Okay, could be it could be a sweep, KATWB what's
your name?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
This is Olivia? Olivia. Who you're voting for?
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Bailey Bailey?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay, good one, all right, KATWB High you're on the air.
What's your name, Catherine?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Catherine? Who you're voting for? Jenny? There you go. By
the way. There are new State Fair foods.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
We'll tell you all about them coming up in the
next ten minutes on KATIEWB. Yes, yeah, yeah, kind of
a big deal. Bailey's got the State Fair foods that
are new. They just announced.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
These are the brand new foods for twenty twenty five
for the State Fair. I'm not gonna list all of them.
There's a lot of them. It's all on eminstatefair dot org.
But I'm gonna list some of them here. So we've
got birthday cake cookie dough on a stick, which looks delicious. Yeah,
a bison meatball sub which also looks good, but is
a meal canoli at gelato nachos that's at Mancini's Alfresco.
(16:29):
I was just telling Jenny that sometimes the food looks good,
but then I check and see who the vendor is,
because sometimes you know it's going to be good based
on the vendor. Mancinies always makes good stuff. Yeah, Lulu's
Public House is going to have capraise a cheese curds,
which I'm really excited about. That's mozzarella cheese curds breaded
with Italian seasoning, served over brishetta flavor blend of tomatoes
and basil.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yes, and Lulu's is the one that had the defrid
ranch last year. Right, Yes, it is moving on. We've
got cherry bigfoot lime.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Made float that sounds delicious and rushing chicken fried bacon fries,
just beef bacon strips double breaded, and all of that.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Stuff cashvill hot dipper sauce.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Anyway, Sarah's Tipsy Pies has a Cinna sugar crust Tidbits,
which looks literally just like pie crust, that cinnamon coatedge Yes,
the Kraffel Cloud, which is a croissant pressed in a
waffle iron and then topped with sweet cream fruit puree.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
And a cloud of cotton candy.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Mean cloud dill pickle iced tea, which sounds good.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Because the pickle lemonade is also good. It does sound good.
I love m a little dill pickle that sounds really good,
sounds delicious.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Baba's has a full waffle, which is a waffle with fullaffel.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Waffle.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Alberto Marcado's going to have Flouta dippers, which if you
like flouta, you like flouta, So it's seasoned shredded.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Chickens, you like flour.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I mean, I was gonna say, like, if you know
what it is, you know what it is, you know, Okay,
I do not. Let's see herb herbivorous butcher, which is vegan,
is making like chicken flavored stuff. So chicken fried vegan
bacon served with vegan fried chicken strips.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
We got Grandma's Doreen's Dessert Dog, which is vanilla ice
cream sandwich between two pieces of coffee cake, delicious green
apple sucker ice cream. I would try it. Never want
to turn that down. Ice cream.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
This one. I'm excited about.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Hot honey pizza balls so good it's pizza dough balls
stuffed with crepe, cheese curds, pepperoni and herbs, Pizza cheese
curd tacos. Three things that you love. Pizza, cheese, curds,
and tatacos all mush together. Yeah, exactly. Shrimp and pork
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toast on a stick, pot of gold potato dumplings.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Shrimprimp and pork toast. Honest, pretty good ground.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Pork and shrimp combined with mung aromatics, lemon grass, ginger, garlic, challtte.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
You're the one person who goes to State Fair and
always loves a seafood because you used to be hyped
about the lobster on a stick.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Too expensive dow. Yeah, and now.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
You're the one that like, I'm sorry, I think hot
and muggy and seafood is the last thing I'm thinking
about at the Safe Air.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Okay, the Blue Barn is going to have something called
Sweet Squeakers, And.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
If that at the Blue Barn, it's gonna be good. Yep.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
That's cheese curds coated in a funnel cake batter and
deep fried. I will try it because the Blue Barn
makes really good stuff all the time. Favorite Giggles has
something called timber Twist, which is Italian sausage mozzarella, cream,
cheese and barbecue rub into three large mannicotti shells and
then wrapped in bacon. I would try. That sounds so good.
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It also sounds super tedious to make. And then I'll
end with this one from Coasters, the uncrusta Burger, which
is hamburger patty pickles, special sauce sandwich between two deep
fried peanut butter and grape jelly uncrustables.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
It sounds like you were saying though McDonald's song, is.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
It, Dave?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
What is the McDonald's song two.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
All beef, patty special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles onion.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
It says me, see bun, That's what I sound like
Bailey was saying in that last one.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, everything sounds good so far, and honestly, right now,
like now that I have all the food, I'm just
waiting for the New Beer List, because that's my actual
favorite day of the year is the New Beer List,
because they always have new drinks and this one has
like a couple of drinks on it, but not like
the beer. And if you're interested in the Minnesota State
Fair is in forty two days, twenty two hours, and
thirty one minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
But you didn't mention my favorite seafood smoothie. What what
shrimp crab clam juice with a hint of coconut milk
served in a cup, rimmed with crushed sea salt and
garnished with gummy fish for a sweet touch.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You made that up? Sure you getting that found cat
GPT made it up. You're dog. You're like make a
Minnesota State Fair food for That's exactly what I did.
Thank you, Bailey.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
It's KDWB which put that list up online. Yeah, it's
gonna be ever. Everyone's gonna be talking about that one
state fair now is like six weeks away. Dave's dirt
is only about four minutes away. Stay here to find
out what's the latest on Dave's Dirt.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
On Katie w Bean Hello birthday shout out to Jade
she is ten years old from Mama.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Happy birthday to Jay, thanks for listening. Also, Jordan Albertville.
Just want to see if you can guys give my
sister sid a shout out. It's her twenty sixth birthday.
She's in beautiful Fargo, Lucky.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Can I give her a listening.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
It was my sister's birthday yesterday, and I think she's listening.
So happy birthday, Madison.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I think I did you birthday? We went to lunch?
Oh pretty much? Well, okay, highlight, where did you go?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
We went to Red Robin Gourmet Burgers. I actually love
red I got a salad. I'm trying to eat healthy,
but yeah, I was there with my sister and her
family and my dad, and yep, it was.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
It was a hood of a time.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I got my sister a little nick knack of a
cow holding a pie for her kitchen.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
What's the Oh, okay, she likes cow cows. My sister
likes cows like I like unicorns. My sister likes cow.
Is her kitchen decorated with a bunch of cows?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
She has a lot of cows in general in her
home decor.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Somebody in this room has a cow kitchen. No has
a bunch of rooster rooster kitchen.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I grew up on a chicken farm. Forgive me for
being me being to my kitchen day, I get a
lot of roosters in my kitchen. Get a chicken chicken
rooster theme in the If.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
You think of live laugh love. Yes, and that was
how you decorated a house. That's Dave's house safe I could.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I can see it now.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I actually think it says live left Love in my bathroom.
It's not my idea. Susan hung up all of her
stuff from Bored and Brush. She like, and I'm like,
nobody decorates their entire house and Bored and Brush workshop,
barn furniture signs.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I like it. I'm like, okay, I'm not going to complain.
I can't decorate. That's how my sister decorates.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
That's how Tons and Minnesotas decorate their houses.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That's like a main decor. It don't I feel like
that's Vaughn's house too.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Is a live Left Love? I was about to say, Jenny,
Jenny is the only one that's been in my house.
How is my house for a twenty three year old guys?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
It is very screams Alyssa did everything in it, and
that's very much is it screams that you guys go
to home goods And I think she did a great
job in decorating. And it's not over the top. It's
got some character. It's got very like a couple like
young things I think you goys both have your college
diplomas display it, so it's like that's like more of
a younger thing. You guys could get sick of that
(23:22):
in a couple of years.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Really, my dad has That's why I have it. My
dad and stepmom have theirs in their living room. So
I think it's cool because me and Alessa also have
the same degree.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh, okay, it's good. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I had my degree from Pike's Peak Community College hanging
in my living room I think until I was probably
twenty three or so.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Really, it's like, yeah, mine's literally been rolled up in
a container since I went to Cloud State. So I
still graduated. Went to Pike's Peak Community College. Way better
than Saint Clouds. I got a literally bring it up.
I don't even know where mine is.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, I don't know where mine is. I have no idea.
I hope it's at my mom's house. Otherwise I don't
think I have it because it's not at my house.
Oh really, Mom, if you're listening, let me know. No,
let's do Dave's dirt. I'm KDWB from.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Hollywood's Biggest Celebrities to the Latest Gossip at Channel four
it's Dave Dirt on kd WB. This is really interesting.
Gary Coleman was a child star back in the seventies
and he was very short, and he had a lot
of health problems, but he was an adorable little kid
and he was on a show called Different Strokes. As
he got older, he struggled a lot, and he struggled
with his health, mental health, he struggled with finances, finances,
(24:31):
and he married somebody. But then maybe ten ish or
so years ago, no, fifteen years ago now, he died
when he fell down the stairs. And they've always kind
of suspected that his wife at the time, Shannon Price,
that she might have had something to do with it.
So there's a new show called Lie Detector, Truth or Deception.
They put her on there. And here's what happened.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
The exam had to do with Gary's fatal fault.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
KEP.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
I asked you the following relevant questions on this test.
Did you physically call Gary's fault?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
You answer no.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
I also asked you, did you physically cause Gary to
fall that day?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
And you answered no?
Speaker 7 (25:09):
And the results are you fail that exam with deception
regarding Gary's fault.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
That's false light detectors are not completely accurate. That's why
they are not admissible in court. But most of the
time they can look and they can tell whether you
look like you're being deceptive. And people will try to
fool a light detector, but I guess it's really difficult
to do.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I've never had one done on me either.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Would I would feel in an instant because I'm so
anxious and I get so stressed out. They would like
every little move would like stress me out.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
So if this interest you, the Gary Coleman thing, there's
a doc on Peacock about Gary Coleman's called Gary. I
think it's like four episodes and it's just about his
life literally upbringing to his death, and his wife does
interviews in it, or his ex wife.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
By the way, speaking of interviews and things like that,
I watched My Mom Jane. I recommended that one. It's
about Jane Mansfield. And then last night or a couple
of nights ago, I sort of watching Pee Wee as himself.
So I didn't really care about Paul Rubens pee Wee Herman,
you know, I'd known of him, Yeah, but he is fascinating.
He is much more of a brilliant person than you
(26:18):
would ever expect because he's so goofy is pee Wee Herman. Yeah,
and he died about two or three years ago of cancer.
He didn't tell people he had cancer, and he did
this interview and he looked probably seventy years old, but
he looked healthy. And he's a smart ass. He's brilliant,
such a quick mind, and you just think of him
as like a goofball, but no, he was a brilliant performer,
business person and you can learn a lot just by
(26:41):
watching this show pe we as himself.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
I feel like you really have to be smart in
order to be good at comedy and so like that's
why I love improv so much, because you think on
your feet, and the best improvisers who are like so
fast and witty. I'm just like, gosh, you were the smartest.
I wish I was that smart because holy crap, when.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
You're quick on your feet.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Oh yeah, but like it's different, like I'm not pee
Wee Herman. That's also like a branding thing too, where
he's that's a smart move to like brand yourself as
a character and then have that go off And yeah,
that's still a thing I did, but I wasn't in
the there was no improv team at Saint Claus Station.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Sorry, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
They have revealed the healthy estates in the United States,
so I will tell you based on they're doing it
based on clean air, gym access, smoking rates, numbers of
parks and trails, and healthy food options. Do you guys
think that Minnesota is in the top five?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
We usually always are. Yeah, okay, we are not. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
So number five is Utah, Number four is Main three
Washington to New Hampshire, and one is Vermont. So the
highest rate for Vermont, it's an eight point six y nine.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
That's like a good rating.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Minnesota has a rating of seven point zero eight. Wisconsin's
not too far behind. It has six point nine three.
Iowa beats Minnesota though seven point nine one. Can you
take a guess at who is the least healthy.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Scenes Usually it's Arkansas or Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Louisiana, good job, Louisiana is down there. So is Nevada actually,
which that one kind of surprises me. But like I
guess maybe not because Vegas can't be the healthiest.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Well, all the debauchery and there's not a lot of
trails out there, because it's one hundred and ten degrees.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
But then Tennessee's on that list too, which that surprises
me because they have the Smoky Mountains and I guess
I just assume like they have access to a huge
national park. Yeah, and then West Virginia also is one
of the least healthy states.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Wow, who lives in West Virginia? That's a real question.
I don't know anybody. I don't either, actually, now that
you say that, or Arkansas.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yesterday we were talking about Kelly Clarkson that she like
very suddenly canceled her Vegas show, and people who are
on her staff are now speaking up about it as well.
They said that they were completely blind sided by it,
and then the source said everyone working behind the scenes
was in complete shock. A lot of the crew found
(28:57):
out on social media, which is utterly disrespectful. So obviously, like,
we care about, you know, these performers and their mental
health and whatever. But I think the way that Kelly
Clarkson went about canceling this particular show was not the
best way.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
To do it.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I will speak in defense of her, yea, As someone
who has dealt with like really awful anxiety, you don't
know when something really.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Bad could happen, Sally.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, and you don't necessarily get to forewarn your entire
crew of people, like, hey, I just had a breakdown.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I'm not going to do this.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
You like inform who needs to be informed, and then
everyone finds out the rest of the way.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
You'll also speak on behalf of her. Kelly Clarkson has
been saying she's tired, like.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
She was tired with the touring and her marriage and
her divorce and all that, and then and then her
TV show, which is a daily grind.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Yeah, that wasn't like unbeknownst to her crew. Maybe like
not that set of crew, But Kelly Clarkson has been
saying that, right, and I get it, Like it's totally valid.
I just it affected so many people, so I can
see where they're.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Upset as well.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Yeah, you could own Firefest kind of Billy McFarlane, who
the guy that kind of scammed everybody through Firefest.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
He put the ip on eBay through.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
All the noise, the chaos, the hype and the craziness.
Fire has had over thirty two billion impressions online since
twenty seventeen. Whoever owns the fire brand will have an
attention engine to launch festivals, do merchan collabs doing same
pop up, run live streams, or build a media brand
the overall fire brand that's up for auption.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
But see who wants to smoke?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
What's the same again, Billy Billy mcfarley, McFarlane look.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
At like, where does he live? What kind of scheme
did he get to?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Probably he probably has like a New York penthouse somehow,
even though he has done awful things and lost tons
of money.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Well right now or as of last night at least,
there were ninety nine bids on the IP and the
price was up up to about two hundred.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
K, so I was right.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
He lives in Brooklyn, New York. Yeah, and a neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
He is a very delusional liar. I mean, just if
you've never watched Firefest the documentary. There might be two
of them. I think there were two, maybe Netflix and
another their platform. It is fascinating because it is just
it looked so promising, and he had all these influencers
talk about how they're going to be on yachts and
taking private planes and that it was just such a
disastrous joke. Everybody pulled out of it, and it was
(31:14):
just awful, and he kept going, no, it's fine, it's fine,
it's fine. So really good documentary on that.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Cardi B and Stefan Diggs apparently, and we all thought
they broke up because they both deleted any trace of
the other on their social media. However, Cardi posted a
video of the pair working out together in the gym yesterday.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
And she followed that would tweets to all.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
The haters to stfu and go touch grass. So apparently
they're not done, but for some reason they don't want
to be on each other's social media.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
They're probably going to be broken up in a week.
I have no use for either of those two. You
don't like How dare you speak about ship on digs
like that? He was a Viking side I don't care.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, he also has the lack of class to date
Cardi B, so no longer interested.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
This is interesting.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
TikTok's latest job search advice is to lie about everything
if you want a better chance of landing a job.
There's a TikToker named Noah says just make up stuff
on your resume. Here is Noah's advice.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
Not one word on my resume is true and I'm
killing these interviews because I am just Johnny Ham checking my.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Way through everything.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
I googled a few terms and I'm just throwing them
out there. I was like, yeah, I exceeded ots by
twenty five percent retaining customer growth. I had one guy
I said, I worked a sales development representative at Prime
seven Real Estate, and he took one look at my
resume and he goes, prime Seven's a really good company.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I made it up. It's not even real. That's how
stupid these people are.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
And you go, oh, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I have a good resume. I'm losing.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
You're losing at people like me who are making up.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Didn't I say this? I told you guys, people lie
on the resume. It's much more common than you think.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Dave, do you remember when Carson intern quote unquote for
us one summer and he basically was like, my intern,
he works for me. I do so because I wanted
you to be proud of him and him to sound
like he was learning so much from me. I told
them one time to say all of these like producer
jargon things to you to be like, yeah, dad, So
today I was like normalizing the audio and Adobe and
(33:07):
then I had to amplify this, and I gave him
like a bunch of worms.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I'm like, and technically he was doing all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I don't know that he necessarily understood what he was doing,
but he was doing the process of production. But I
was like, just use these words and it's gonna sound
like you're learning.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I don't remember him doing that, but that is a
funny bit. He probably forgot them as soon as you walk.
The other thing about lying on your resume is if
you lie in your resume, what else will you stoop to?
I mean, if you're gonna lie in your resume, sure
that might get you in the door, but then you're
gonna have to follow it. You have to tell lies
to cover your lies. So if you say, yeah, I
had a you know, I worked at G seven and
(33:43):
I had a point sixty four? What a point sixty
four at G seven? And now they put you behind
a desk and they seek it to work, And now
you're like lying about why you're not performing. So you
lie in your resume, what else will you stoop to?
So don't lie on your resume. Maybe go out there
and actually earn some credibility at.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Some point, though I have to look at the employee
yours as well, because if you whatever he said in
that clip, like oh you worked at so and so
fortune five hundred Wow, why is the employer?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Are you not going to check that? Well?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
They do, they do check sometimes, yeah, sometimes, but in
this whole right to he'll put.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Up his own email address and be like, yeah, he
was great.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
I think you can also argue that a lot of
people start jobs and aren't trained whatsoever, so you have
to learn everything anyways. You might as well go in
blind with some fake experience. Really that is I'm sorry,
but that is how radio works. You jump into it
and you just learn. You either learn from other people,
you teach yourself. That is how this industry works. Nobody's
sitting around teaching you every single thing that you need
(34:39):
to do well.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
True, but you learn in a smaller market usually. I
mean I started off at a little radio station in
the middle of a farmers field that played Christian music.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, and then you learn a little bit, you learn
a little bit more. Yeah, I'm learning in a really
small market too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You Radio's changed a whole lot. It used to be like,
oh my god, she's never worked in radio. Put her
in downtown Shockabee it's.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Shockaby well on Shockop one to one, my favorite station.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
This text says Noah is an idiot. HR facts checks
part of onboarding, and we care about performance, So a
month or two into the job, we will know it
is complete. BS. Yes, it might get you an interview.
But if they're sharp and it's a company worth working for,
that's the thing. If it's a company worth working for,
it they're going to be onto you. That is the
dirt brought to you by six y one two Injured
(35:22):
Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
We'll be back in a second. With somebody who's got
a new friend.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Everything's great with their new friend, except they tell the
most outrageous lies.
This is an HR violation. So we're going to do
a bit called is it an HR violation or not?
So we actually found an HR person to volunteer to
be on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We sure did.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Welcome, Is it Tara or Tara? It's Tara, Tara,
Welcome Tara to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You've been in HR for eight years?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I think you said, yeah, I've been a little longer
than that even so yes, a long time.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
So you're going to be good at this.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, So we're going to each present an HR viol
HR question and you tell us whether it's something that
would get us written up. Would your employees make you,
making you play a game called Wheel of Girlfriends and
humiliating you, bullying you with that count as an HR violation?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Tara? But is a definite HR violation? I thought so thought, Okay,
well wait Tara, then is it? Is it an HR violation?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
When one of your coworkers, who is technically your boss,
tells you that you're kind of hot on a regular
basis an HR viola?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Bar Day, it's a it's a compliment because you have
no self esteem, and I am here to build your
self esteem.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm building up your self esteem.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
By doing Dave's will girlfriends So Tomato Tomato.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I hate you, I hate you, all right, I got
one for you. Vought walks by and as he walks by,
I turn around look at his butt and I go
hubba hubb buff. Now is that an HR.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Violation that you definitely get written up for? Oh? All
all right?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
What if if Dave asked me to help him with
his Instagram because he's an influencer to take his photo,
but I wait until he's taken a poop and I
jump over the slow to take his picture?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Is that an HR violation? It's gonna be helping a friend, right.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's definitely an HR.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Violation on that one.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
That was helping a good friend. Let me give a
real one, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I walked into the kitchen and I find Bailey carving
busts of other coworkers out of big blocks of cheddar cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Is that a violation? I would say, there's no pictures
that we can find, and it's just her carving them.
I would be okay.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Speaking of speaking of bus, I'm gonna ask about myself here.
So is it an HR violation? If I ask Jenny
if I can motor boat her.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yes, it definitely is. Dang.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
It's punishment be for if I go, if I come
to you, Tara, I'm like Bailey just asked if she
could motor boat my boobies, what would her punishment be,
I get the motor boat them.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
She would be on a planet correction for something like that.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Correction okay, and the only way to correct it is
to let me motor.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I've got a real one. Now this, this is this
is a real situation. The office chairs that KWB are junk,
so to be funny, we take them to the top
of the parking garage and we throw them off and
get it on video which goes viral. Is that an
HR violation?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I would say no, no, oh wow, that one.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That one actually happened. It did happen about fifteen about
fifteen years ago. We had junk office chairs, so we
took him to the top of the parking garage and
threw them off. I got written up for it. The
boss got praised for it for it being such a
great bit. Oh, the same boss who had me written up.
Thank you, Rob Morris.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Is that cartman? Yes, cartman, Tarah Dave.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Tara, how about this? Is this an HR violation. Dave
the other day said I was looking broad in the beam?
Is that an HR violation?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It is? Whow interesting? Interesting?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I never said that. I said about somebody. I said
that somebody else who works.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
At the radios, and I'm turning it onto me. It's
the same sentiment, however, But what about this?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
What about this though?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What if Vaunt and I are talking, Okay, Bailey's no longer,
Bailey's not around anywhere, and I say, Vaughan, Bailey's looking
a little broad in the beam? Is that an HR violation?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, and that's just the two of us. Absolutely it is.
How so who's gonna know? How will they know? If
someone were to repeat it? It would so don't repeat it?
Got it? No? No, okay? What about if I print call.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Bailey's mom on the work phone and tell hers she
won concert tickets, but then she really want nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Is that an HR violation? No? I would say that
we're talking to.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
An HR director to find out whether these are real
HR violations.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
My next one is, so I realized I was out
of toilet paper at home, and I saw one of
those roles sitting on top of the toilet paper holder
at the office. And I'm like, well, nobody ever uses
that one. So I just pocketed it into my big
bag and I took it home with me so that
I could have some toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Is that on a violation?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You're not cut No, no cameras in the bathroom obviously, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yet yeah, question.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I put a camera in the bathroom because I knew
that Jenny was going to be in there some toy today.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Is that an HR violation? You would be let go
for that one? To me in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I got to hit up the bathroom quick, you guys,
I gotta go grab something.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Okay, what if?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
What if I accidentally drop my Cheetos in front of Bailey,
and because Bailey likes to eat everything, she bends over
to grab them, but then she also like cups my
ass in the process and runs away.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Is that an HR violation called the biscuit check HR
violation or not?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Absolutely, she accidentally cupped my eye.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I'm telling you it's it's an impulse. I can't stop
my little hand from pinching it. You know.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I'm gonna tell you something that the great thing about
working in radio is all the laws are kind of
loosey goosey, you're.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
A little bit lucy. This is why we work here.
If you work over it, I don't know, Cargill.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's like, no, you're not even allowed to like look
at somebody the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Haley or Haley right? Tara? Tara? Who is Haley? Talk
to you about the high? Yeah? God, Tara, thank you
so much and thanks for what you do.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I have a good I wonder if being on a
radio station talking about funny HR violations is going to
get Tara in trouble down.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But I was looking for an HR person.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I had multiple people email me and be like, hey,
I work in HR. I would be really good at
whatever you need, but like I need to be anonymous.
And I was like, yeah, sorry, can't have that happen.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, I need your name.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Thanks for that. It is katiewb on the Dave Ryan Show. Hey,
just want to toss us out here. I mean, we'd
love to be lighthearted and fun on the show, but
there's something going on that we just really want to
recommend that you can help out with the flood in
Kirk County, Texas is just horrific. Now, more than one
hundred and sixty people are still missing after the floods.
So many of them are children, and it's not even
(06:35):
a recover. It's not a rescue mission anymore. It's a recovery.
They're using everything from drones to boats to helicopters to
find people and it's going to be you know, a
very long time until they recover, and things cost money,
So if you can make a donation, we're definitely recommending
the Kirk County Flood Relief Fund. All the donations go
to Community Foundation dot net and they go to trusted
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local organizations to provide food and shelter and healthcare and
hope and just kind of get these people back on
their feet. And it's gonna take a long time. So
if you can help out, you know, ten bucks, twenty bucks,
you're doing well, one hundred bucks. You can do it
on your phone and use Apple pay or just use
your laptop or whatever. Community Foundation dot net and help
out with Kerr County flood relief.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
From Katie, do.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
You do.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
War the Roses Tomorrow morning seven thirty five involving rug Burns? Yes,
Rugburns tomorrow? Is that the one tomorrow? Okay, here's the
good news. I hope you think it's good news. We're
gonna do War the Roses twice because we got such
a backlog of War of the Roses. So you'll hear
it tomorrow brand new one at seven thirty five, then
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tomorrow same one at nine oh five, and then that
place Friday morning. Case you miss it early in the show,
when is the new one gonna play?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
So we have another new one that we'll play Tuesday
morning at seven twenty.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Wow. Really wow.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Not only can people not get enough of War of
the Roses, but there's such a backlog of people who
are cheating or suspecting someone is cheating. So War the
Roses now eighteen times a week. Yeah, baby, Yes, Jenny's been.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
On Reddit and he's been on reddit'srought to you by
Mary and Jane, and we're going to talk about people
confessing their wildest one night stay.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's juicy, baby. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
First one, I met this bartender on vacation. He asked
me to meet him at his hotel the next night,
and he had a whole shaving kid and asked if
he could completely shave me down there. What And the
worst part is A said yes. It was the strangest
wour play ever. So there's one let's move on to
this one. I met a guy. Oh my gosh, I
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met a guy at a bar who was visiting some friends.
I ended up going back to his friend's apartment. We
were just starting to fool around when his bedroom door
flew open and his friend started flipping out. Turned out
they were all studying to be priests, actually in a
house connected to the church, and the priest lived on
the first floor.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So anyway, she probably got dressed and left.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Right next one, I hoped her up with a woman
in a bar and we made out on the dance
floor and in the car. She took me home, but
her mother was there. It was a one bedroom apartment.
Her mom was in the bedroom and we sat on
the sofa bed. Her mom comes out in a nightgown
and reminded her that she still hadn't paid for her
birth control prescription. She also told me that I reminded
her of a really good looking sports guy that's on
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a local news station and asked me if I had
an older brother.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And I probably left that situation.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
These are wild one night stand confessions from people on Reddit.
As we got going in the act, I felt funny
in my belly.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You probably know where this is going.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And then I proceeded to chart, grabbed my clothes and
ran like hell out of the door and never contacted him.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
A yeah, and sometimes it's like what's right through you?
Can you do? All right? So I asked him to
get some.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Gel okay, okay, and he rubbaged around in the bathroom
and came back with nail polish remover.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's so hard I nearly threw up and I told
him to go home. Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Wow, spots to do like one or two more here.
I went back to my hotel room with a woman
I had just met at the bar. We were getting
it on, and she told me she wanted to have
my baby. I pretended to be done and went to sleep,
but he didn't actually be done. Wow, because at that
point he's like, she wants my child?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
All right? One last one.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
These are wild one night stand confessions from people on Reddit.
When I was in the professional Baseball Minor League traveling
to any two away towns, I met a pretty lady
outside a motel room and she invited me to her room.
She had a horse saddle on the bed. She wanted
to have relations on my gosh. We had a great
time early next morning, there was a loud commotion in
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the hallway. It was the police and the f by
FBI arresting the pretty lady as a multi state bank robber.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Who she was on the Lamb Wow and apparently by horseback.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Oh so there's their wild one night stand confession. Sta
all brought to you.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
By Mary Ann Jane All stories from Jenny. It feels
so good to be a monogamous relationship.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's crazy a couple of things going on. There's there's
like I saw it on the Caraleven website or Facebook.
There is not a rumor but US Bank Stadium and
Live Maiden Nation are going to announce what they were
calling one of the biggest shows in Minnesota history this
week like maybe tomorrow, yes, but we don't know what
it is. There's speculation that it could be Paul McCartney
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bts it. But if it's like a tour, they would
announce it all over the place. So it's a little
bit weird that it's a big show just here, just here,
But maybe we're getting that wrong and maybe it's not
just here.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Maybe we're just a stop on a giant tour.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Because if you do a little detective work live nation
I think they do there. They do nationwide shows, not
just a Minnesota show. Yeah, there was a rumor could
be Barack Obama because he played a sold out show
at like O two Stadium in London.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
The other day. Yeah, does that mean what did he do?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Like the tree? I was gonna say, Carb the Tree. Yes,
it's really cute. He's got a little guy in a
top hat, sits on his lap.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
And their voices like you imagine.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, former President of the United States,
Barack Obama's on a stool.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Got a little puppet. My fellow Americans.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
All right, if you know anything about it, let us know.
Somebody listening probably knows what it is. We would love
to We would love to leak this secret. Love to
get the scoop on this one. We'll be right back
with winning song Wednesday on Katie WB We are busy
speculating on the big tour announcement that's coming to US
Bank Stadium. So it is just a big mystery. Not
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really sure, but we'll find out in about twenty four
hours or so. But they're saying it's one of the
biggest shows ever in Minnesota history, that is a bold statement.
Even if it was Backstreet Boys and n Sync, I
don't think it would be the biggest show ever to
hit Minnesota in Minnesota history.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah, especially compared to like the Caro Levin link. We
were saying it referenced Stevie NICKX has been here. Taylor
Swift like Backstreet Boys is low key not.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Bigger than them. Sorry, oh god, no question, not hi key. No,
it wouldn't be Backstree Boys. It would be the Backtreet
Boys in sync reunion. It would be them both together.
Still about I don't know that that would fill an arena.
I really don't. I mean a stadium that's eighty thousand people.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I could bring at least ten.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Well, yeah, maybe so I would go. We'll find out
and we'll let you know as soon as we can.
All right, let's do winning song Wednesday. We all suggest
a song that we should play the entire song. You
call in and vote on your favorite song. What the
heck vot you're gonna go first?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Today we've been talking about Kelly Clarkson and this song
was playing the lobbies. I was like, we need to
play for a winning song Wednesday because of you.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
All Right, if you vote for Vaughan.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
We'll play that entire song, but you got to hear
bridy else's songs first.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Bailey, it's summertime.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I like the hot, hot weather, so I chose Camia
Cabello or whatever you pronounced.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
The elves, poor Bailey song. If you want to hear
that one six five K would you be? But first
you gotta hear Jenny song.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, he just performed at Taysoon, Minnesota. It's ludicrous.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
He's talking about fantasies like Monster Energy drinks.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
All right, no, what? Now, well, he was talking.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
About fantasies, and my fantasies are always revolving around deals
at holiday station stores, like Monster Energy Drinks. You can
get three for seven dollars or four for eight. But
vote for me, Luda.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Shout out to him for doing a free show. By
the way, I'm.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Sure he got paid somehow. Taste of Minnesota probably paid.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh he got he got paid. Yeah. They didn't come
here because they like food. Yeah, you got in for free.
He didn't get in for free? All right? What? And
then mine is the one? It is?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Okay, okay, so you call in and vote. So let's
see what we got here and start answering the phones
to get the votes.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Katie w B. What's your name? Amanda? Amanda? Who's got
your vote today?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Tommy?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Thanks Amana, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
KATWB winning song Wednesday. What's your name, Tiffany? Who are you
voting for?
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Jennie?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Jennie? Two votes?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Okay, could be it could be a sweep, KATWB what's
your name?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
This is Olivia? Olivia. Who you're voting for?
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Bailey Bailey?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay, good one, all right, KATWB High you're on the air.
What's your name, Catherine?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Catherine? Who you're voting for? Jenny? There you go. By
the way. There are new State Fair foods.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
We'll tell you all about them coming up in the
next ten minutes on KATIEWB. Yes, yeah, yeah, kind of
a big deal. Bailey's got the State Fair foods that
are new. They just announced.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
These are the brand new foods for twenty twenty five
for the State Fair. I'm not gonna list all of them.
There's a lot of them. It's all on eminstatefair dot org.
But I'm gonna list some of them here. So we've
got birthday cake cookie dough on a stick, which looks delicious. Yeah,
a bison meatball sub which also looks good, but is
a meal canoli at gelato nachos that's at Mancini's Alfresco.
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I was just telling Jenny that sometimes the food looks good,
but then I check and see who the vendor is,
because sometimes you know it's going to be good based
on the vendor. Mancinies always makes good stuff. Yeah, Lulu's
Public House is going to have capraise a cheese curds,
which I'm really excited about. That's mozzarella cheese curds breaded
with Italian seasoning, served over brishetta flavor blend of tomatoes
and basil.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yes, and Lulu's is the one that had the defrid
ranch last year. Right, Yes, it is moving on. We've
got cherry bigfoot lime.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Made float that sounds delicious and rushing chicken fried bacon fries,
just beef bacon strips double breaded, and all of that.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Stuff cashvill hot dipper sauce.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Anyway, Sarah's Tipsy Pies has a Cinna sugar crust Tidbits,
which looks literally just like pie crust, that cinnamon coatedge Yes,
the Kraffel Cloud, which is a croissant pressed in a
waffle iron and then topped with sweet cream fruit puree.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
And a cloud of cotton candy.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Mean cloud dill pickle iced tea, which sounds good.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Because the pickle lemonade is also good. It does sound good.
I love m a little dill pickle that sounds really good,
sounds delicious.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Baba's has a full waffle, which is a waffle with fullaffel.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Waffle.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Alberto Marcado's going to have Flouta dippers, which if you
like flouta, you like flouta, So it's seasoned shredded.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Chickens, you like flour.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I mean, I was gonna say, like, if you know
what it is, you know what it is, you know, Okay,
I do not. Let's see herb herbivorous butcher, which is vegan,
is making like chicken flavored stuff. So chicken fried vegan
bacon served with vegan fried chicken strips.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
We got Grandma's Doreen's Dessert Dog, which is vanilla ice
cream sandwich between two pieces of coffee cake, delicious green
apple sucker ice cream. I would try it. Never want
to turn that down. Ice cream.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
This one. I'm excited about.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Hot honey pizza balls so good it's pizza dough balls
stuffed with crepe, cheese curds, pepperoni and herbs, Pizza cheese
curd tacos. Three things that you love. Pizza, cheese, curds,
and tatacos all mush together. Yeah, exactly. Shrimp and pork
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toast on a stick, pot of gold potato dumplings.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Shrimprimp and pork toast. Honest, pretty good ground.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Pork and shrimp combined with mung aromatics, lemon grass, ginger, garlic, challtte.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
You're the one person who goes to State Fair and
always loves a seafood because you used to be hyped
about the lobster on a stick.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Too expensive dow. Yeah, and now.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
You're the one that like, I'm sorry, I think hot
and muggy and seafood is the last thing I'm thinking
about at the Safe Air.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Okay, the Blue Barn is going to have something called
Sweet Squeakers, And.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
If that at the Blue Barn, it's gonna be good. Yep.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
That's cheese curds coated in a funnel cake batter and
deep fried. I will try it because the Blue Barn
makes really good stuff all the time. Favorite Giggles has
something called timber Twist, which is Italian sausage mozzarella, cream,
cheese and barbecue rub into three large mannicotti shells and
then wrapped in bacon. I would try. That sounds so good.
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It also sounds super tedious to make. And then I'll
end with this one from Coasters, the uncrusta Burger, which
is hamburger patty pickles, special sauce sandwich between two deep
fried peanut butter and grape jelly uncrustables.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
It sounds like you were saying though McDonald's song, is.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
It, Dave?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
What is the McDonald's song two.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
All beef, patty special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles onion.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
It says me, see bun, That's what I sound like
Bailey was saying in that last one.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, everything sounds good so far, and honestly, right now,
like now that I have all the food, I'm just
waiting for the New Beer List, because that's my actual
favorite day of the year is the New Beer List,
because they always have new drinks and this one has
like a couple of drinks on it, but not like
the beer. And if you're interested in the Minnesota State
Fair is in forty two days, twenty two hours, and
thirty one minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
But you didn't mention my favorite seafood smoothie. What what
shrimp crab clam juice with a hint of coconut milk
served in a cup, rimmed with crushed sea salt and
garnished with gummy fish for a sweet touch.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You made that up? Sure you getting that found cat
GPT made it up. You're dog. You're like make a
Minnesota State Fair food for That's exactly what I did.
Thank you, Bailey.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
It's KDWB which put that list up online. Yeah, it's
gonna be ever. Everyone's gonna be talking about that one
state fair now is like six weeks away. Dave's dirt
is only about four minutes away. Stay here to find
out what's the latest on Dave's Dirt.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
On Katie w Bean Hello birthday shout out to Jade
she is ten years old from Mama.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Happy birthday to Jay, thanks for listening. Also, Jordan Albertville.
Just want to see if you can guys give my
sister sid a shout out. It's her twenty sixth birthday.
She's in beautiful Fargo, Lucky.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Can I give her a listening.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
It was my sister's birthday yesterday, and I think she's listening.
So happy birthday, Madison.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I think I did you birthday? We went to lunch?
Oh pretty much? Well, okay, highlight, where did you go?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
We went to Red Robin Gourmet Burgers. I actually love
red I got a salad. I'm trying to eat healthy,
but yeah, I was there with my sister and her
family and my dad, and yep, it was.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
It was a hood of a time.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I got my sister a little nick knack of a
cow holding a pie for her kitchen.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
What's the Oh, okay, she likes cow cows. My sister
likes cows like I like unicorns. My sister likes cow.
Is her kitchen decorated with a bunch of cows?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
She has a lot of cows in general in her
home decor.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Somebody in this room has a cow kitchen. No has
a bunch of rooster rooster kitchen.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I grew up on a chicken farm. Forgive me for
being me being to my kitchen day, I get a
lot of roosters in my kitchen. Get a chicken chicken
rooster theme in the If.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
You think of live laugh love. Yes, and that was
how you decorated a house. That's Dave's house safe I could.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I can see it now.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I actually think it says live left Love in my bathroom.
It's not my idea. Susan hung up all of her
stuff from Bored and Brush. She like, and I'm like,
nobody decorates their entire house and Bored and Brush workshop,
barn furniture signs.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I like it. I'm like, okay, I'm not going to complain.
I can't decorate. That's how my sister decorates.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
That's how Tons and Minnesotas decorate their houses.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That's like a main decor. It don't I feel like
that's Vaughn's house too.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Is a live Left Love? I was about to say, Jenny,
Jenny is the only one that's been in my house.
How is my house for a twenty three year old guys?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
It is very screams Alyssa did everything in it, and
that's very much is it screams that you guys go
to home goods And I think she did a great
job in decorating. And it's not over the top. It's
got some character. It's got very like a couple like
young things I think you goys both have your college
diplomas display it, so it's like that's like more of
a younger thing. You guys could get sick of that
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in a couple of years.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Really, my dad has That's why I have it. My
dad and stepmom have theirs in their living room. So
I think it's cool because me and Alessa also have
the same degree.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh, okay, it's good. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I had my degree from Pike's Peak Community College hanging
in my living room I think until I was probably
twenty three or so.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Really, it's like, yeah, mine's literally been rolled up in
a container since I went to Cloud State. So I
still graduated. Went to Pike's Peak Community College. Way better
than Saint Clouds. I got a literally bring it up.
I don't even know where mine is.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, I don't know where mine is. I have no idea.
I hope it's at my mom's house. Otherwise I don't
think I have it because it's not at my house.
Oh really, Mom, if you're listening, let me know. No,
let's do Dave's dirt. I'm KDWB from.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Hollywood's Biggest Celebrities to the Latest Gossip at Channel four
it's Dave Dirt on kd WB. This is really interesting.
Gary Coleman was a child star back in the seventies
and he was very short, and he had a lot
of health problems, but he was an adorable little kid
and he was on a show called Different Strokes. As
he got older, he struggled a lot, and he struggled
with his health, mental health, he struggled with finances, finances,
(24:31):
and he married somebody. But then maybe ten ish or
so years ago, no, fifteen years ago now, he died
when he fell down the stairs. And they've always kind
of suspected that his wife at the time, Shannon Price,
that she might have had something to do with it.
So there's a new show called Lie Detector, Truth or Deception.
They put her on there. And here's what happened.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
The exam had to do with Gary's fatal fault.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
KEP.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
I asked you the following relevant questions on this test.
Did you physically call Gary's fault?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
You answer no.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
I also asked you, did you physically cause Gary to
fall that day?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
And you answered no?
Speaker 7 (25:09):
And the results are you fail that exam with deception
regarding Gary's fault.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
That's false light detectors are not completely accurate. That's why
they are not admissible in court. But most of the
time they can look and they can tell whether you
look like you're being deceptive. And people will try to
fool a light detector, but I guess it's really difficult
to do.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I've never had one done on me either.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Would I would feel in an instant because I'm so
anxious and I get so stressed out. They would like
every little move would like stress me out.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
So if this interest you, the Gary Coleman thing, there's
a doc on Peacock about Gary Coleman's called Gary. I
think it's like four episodes and it's just about his
life literally upbringing to his death, and his wife does
interviews in it, or his ex wife.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
By the way, speaking of interviews and things like that,
I watched My Mom Jane. I recommended that one. It's
about Jane Mansfield. And then last night or a couple
of nights ago, I sort of watching Pee Wee as himself.
So I didn't really care about Paul Rubens pee Wee Herman,
you know, I'd known of him, Yeah, but he is fascinating.
He is much more of a brilliant person than you
(26:18):
would ever expect because he's so goofy is pee Wee Herman. Yeah,
and he died about two or three years ago of cancer.
He didn't tell people he had cancer, and he did
this interview and he looked probably seventy years old, but
he looked healthy. And he's a smart ass. He's brilliant,
such a quick mind, and you just think of him
as like a goofball, but no, he was a brilliant performer,
business person and you can learn a lot just by
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watching this show pe we as himself.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
I feel like you really have to be smart in
order to be good at comedy and so like that's
why I love improv so much, because you think on
your feet, and the best improvisers who are like so
fast and witty. I'm just like, gosh, you were the smartest.
I wish I was that smart because holy crap, when.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
You're quick on your feet.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Oh yeah, but like it's different, like I'm not pee
Wee Herman. That's also like a branding thing too, where
he's that's a smart move to like brand yourself as
a character and then have that go off And yeah,
that's still a thing I did, but I wasn't in
the there was no improv team at Saint Claus Station.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Sorry, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
They have revealed the healthy estates in the United States,
so I will tell you based on they're doing it
based on clean air, gym access, smoking rates, numbers of
parks and trails, and healthy food options. Do you guys
think that Minnesota is in the top five?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
We usually always are. Yeah, okay, we are not. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
So number five is Utah, Number four is Main three
Washington to New Hampshire, and one is Vermont. So the
highest rate for Vermont, it's an eight point six y nine.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
That's like a good rating.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Minnesota has a rating of seven point zero eight. Wisconsin's
not too far behind. It has six point nine three.
Iowa beats Minnesota though seven point nine one. Can you
take a guess at who is the least healthy.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Scenes Usually it's Arkansas or Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Louisiana, good job, Louisiana is down there. So is Nevada actually,
which that one kind of surprises me. But like I
guess maybe not because Vegas can't be the healthiest.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Well, all the debauchery and there's not a lot of
trails out there, because it's one hundred and ten degrees.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
But then Tennessee's on that list too, which that surprises
me because they have the Smoky Mountains and I guess
I just assume like they have access to a huge
national park. Yeah, and then West Virginia also is one
of the least healthy states.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Wow, who lives in West Virginia? That's a real question.
I don't know anybody. I don't either, actually, now that
you say that, or Arkansas.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yesterday we were talking about Kelly Clarkson that she like
very suddenly canceled her Vegas show, and people who are
on her staff are now speaking up about it as well.
They said that they were completely blind sided by it,
and then the source said everyone working behind the scenes
was in complete shock. A lot of the crew found
(28:57):
out on social media, which is utterly disrespectful. So obviously, like,
we care about, you know, these performers and their mental
health and whatever. But I think the way that Kelly
Clarkson went about canceling this particular show was not the
best way.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
To do it.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I will speak in defense of her, yea, As someone
who has dealt with like really awful anxiety, you don't
know when something really.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Bad could happen, Sally.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, and you don't necessarily get to forewarn your entire
crew of people, like, hey, I just had a breakdown.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I'm not going to do this.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
You like inform who needs to be informed, and then
everyone finds out the rest of the way.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
You'll also speak on behalf of her. Kelly Clarkson has
been saying she's tired, like.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
She was tired with the touring and her marriage and
her divorce and all that, and then and then her
TV show, which is a daily grind.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Yeah, that wasn't like unbeknownst to her crew. Maybe like
not that set of crew, But Kelly Clarkson has been
saying that, right, and I get it, Like it's totally valid.
I just it affected so many people, so I can
see where they're.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Upset as well.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Yeah, you could own Firefest kind of Billy McFarlane, who
the guy that kind of scammed everybody through Firefest.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
He put the ip on eBay through.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
All the noise, the chaos, the hype and the craziness.
Fire has had over thirty two billion impressions online since
twenty seventeen. Whoever owns the fire brand will have an
attention engine to launch festivals, do merchan collabs doing same
pop up, run live streams, or build a media brand
the overall fire brand that's up for auption.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
But see who wants to smoke?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
What's the same again, Billy Billy mcfarley, McFarlane look.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
At like, where does he live? What kind of scheme
did he get to?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Probably he probably has like a New York penthouse somehow,
even though he has done awful things and lost tons
of money.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Well right now or as of last night at least,
there were ninety nine bids on the IP and the
price was up up to about two hundred.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
K, so I was right.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
He lives in Brooklyn, New York. Yeah, and a neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
He is a very delusional liar. I mean, just if
you've never watched Firefest the documentary. There might be two
of them. I think there were two, maybe Netflix and
another their platform. It is fascinating because it is just
it looked so promising, and he had all these influencers
talk about how they're going to be on yachts and
taking private planes and that it was just such a
disastrous joke. Everybody pulled out of it, and it was
(31:14):
just awful, and he kept going, no, it's fine, it's fine,
it's fine. So really good documentary on that.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Cardi B and Stefan Diggs apparently, and we all thought
they broke up because they both deleted any trace of
the other on their social media. However, Cardi posted a
video of the pair working out together in the gym yesterday.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
And she followed that would tweets to all.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
The haters to stfu and go touch grass. So apparently
they're not done, but for some reason they don't want
to be on each other's social media.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
They're probably going to be broken up in a week.
I have no use for either of those two. You
don't like How dare you speak about ship on digs
like that? He was a Viking side I don't care.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, he also has the lack of class to date
Cardi B, so no longer interested.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
This is interesting.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
TikTok's latest job search advice is to lie about everything
if you want a better chance of landing a job.
There's a TikToker named Noah says just make up stuff
on your resume. Here is Noah's advice.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
Not one word on my resume is true and I'm
killing these interviews because I am just Johnny Ham checking my.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Way through everything.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
I googled a few terms and I'm just throwing them
out there. I was like, yeah, I exceeded ots by
twenty five percent retaining customer growth. I had one guy
I said, I worked a sales development representative at Prime
seven Real Estate, and he took one look at my
resume and he goes, prime Seven's a really good company.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I made it up. It's not even real. That's how
stupid these people are.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
And you go, oh, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I have a good resume. I'm losing.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
You're losing at people like me who are making up.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Didn't I say this? I told you guys, people lie
on the resume. It's much more common than you think.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Dave, do you remember when Carson intern quote unquote for
us one summer and he basically was like, my intern,
he works for me. I do so because I wanted
you to be proud of him and him to sound
like he was learning so much from me. I told
them one time to say all of these like producer
jargon things to you to be like, yeah, dad, So
today I was like normalizing the audio and Adobe and
(33:07):
then I had to amplify this, and I gave him
like a bunch of worms.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I'm like, and technically he was doing all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I don't know that he necessarily understood what he was doing,
but he was doing the process of production. But I
was like, just use these words and it's gonna sound
like you're learning.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I don't remember him doing that, but that is a
funny bit. He probably forgot them as soon as you walk.
The other thing about lying on your resume is if
you lie in your resume, what else will you stoop to?
I mean, if you're gonna lie in your resume, sure
that might get you in the door, but then you're
gonna have to follow it. You have to tell lies
to cover your lies. So if you say, yeah, I
had a you know, I worked at G seven and
(33:43):
I had a point sixty four? What a point sixty
four at G seven? And now they put you behind
a desk and they seek it to work, And now
you're like lying about why you're not performing. So you
lie in your resume, what else will you stoop to?
So don't lie on your resume. Maybe go out there
and actually earn some credibility at.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Some point, though I have to look at the employee
yours as well, because if you whatever he said in
that clip, like oh you worked at so and so
fortune five hundred Wow, why is the employer?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Are you not going to check that? Well?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
They do, they do check sometimes, yeah, sometimes, but in
this whole right to he'll put.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Up his own email address and be like, yeah, he
was great.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
I think you can also argue that a lot of
people start jobs and aren't trained whatsoever, so you have
to learn everything anyways. You might as well go in
blind with some fake experience. Really that is I'm sorry,
but that is how radio works. You jump into it
and you just learn. You either learn from other people,
you teach yourself. That is how this industry works. Nobody's
sitting around teaching you every single thing that you need
(34:39):
to do well.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
True, but you learn in a smaller market usually. I
mean I started off at a little radio station in
the middle of a farmers field that played Christian music.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, and then you learn a little bit, you learn
a little bit more. Yeah, I'm learning in a really
small market too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You Radio's changed a whole lot. It used to be like,
oh my god, she's never worked in radio. Put her
in downtown Shockabee it's.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Shockaby well on Shockop one to one, my favorite station.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
This text says Noah is an idiot. HR facts checks
part of onboarding, and we care about performance, So a
month or two into the job, we will know it
is complete. BS. Yes, it might get you an interview.
But if they're sharp and it's a company worth working for,
that's the thing. If it's a company worth working for,
it they're going to be onto you. That is the
dirt brought to you by six y one two Injured
(35:22):
Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
We'll be back in a second. With somebody who's got
a new friend.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Everything's great with their new friend, except they tell the
most outrageous lies.
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