May 12, 2025 • 40 mins
Jenny's been getting unsolicited DMs, we hear about your subpar Mother's Day, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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It is one on one point three k d WB.
We'd love to talk about relationships. Relationships are a big,
(00:21):
big thing on the show because we're all in varying
stages of relationships. Jenny right now is single, Bailey is
not dating, but there's a there's hope on the horizon.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I would say, I would say I'm single, but I'm
going on dates if people are. If I'm going on dates, yeah,
if I find this person I want to go on
a date with, I'll go on a date with them.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Is there an update with the Bradley guy that you
want to update with last week?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Not really. We might get lunch this week.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Oh good, So that's good.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
That's about it.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
You've got to be more enthusiastic about it.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I just I don't want to get too excited about it.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like right now, it's okay to get excited but I'm
day to feel a little thump thump thump thump.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
But I'm not like, I'm not excited right now. He's
just I on one date with this dude, one time.
Nice talk every day, not.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Like every day.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We didn't really over the weekend because he was in
South Dakota, and I think he was probably.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Waiting for me to text him. But I was, all
the games you play.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
You play games no matter how old you are. You
don't want to text too often. And then if you go,
I'm not playing games. I'm gonna pour my heart out
to Bradley and tell him that I really really care
about him. Well, then you do that and then it fails.
So then you play the game, right.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And I don't even think I was planning on playing
the game. I just didn't think to text him over
the weekend. I was busy text him right now. I
already did this morning. I said, safe travels on your
way home because he's coming back today.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Oh nice, there you go. She started a conversation to.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Buy it up, like ice it up a little bit,
can't wait to see you, But I.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Don't really, I'm not like waiting to see him.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yeah, but it's sweet. To say, sweat to say.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
But it needs to be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'm not like waiting, You're never honest. I am like,
you know what, can't wait to see you love your lips.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
By the way, that's why you have so many children, Okay,
because you say things like that all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Jenny is sort of newly single and you are. Guys
are coming out or like flies at a cowbar, And
so what's going on with the latest tactic.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Well, I just there's a lot of people that have
been sliding into my dms, which you know, whatever that happens.
And I have, like, you know, some old flings coming
out of the woodwork as well that are kind of
testing the waters. Some friends who I didn't think liked
me in that way who definitely are like reaching out. Yeah,
but specifically, there's just dms that I'm getting that I
I truly want to know why do guys think that
(02:38):
this is going to work? Because, for instance, over the weekend,
I posted a video of me cuddling with the dogs
that I was watching and this person had already sent
me a couple of dms. Within the next one they
sent me was can I come cuddle with you? Because
I was cuddling with the doctor. Yeah, And I'm just like,
do guys really think that those kind of things work?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It will work on the right person. But because if
he thinks that you have a little bit of a
crush on him, he's hoping you'll go, yeah, let's do that.
That sounds fun, or a smiley face or a winki face.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
If I was on a dating app and someone's first
message to me was can I come cuddle with you?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Because there was a picture of me.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Cuddling with a dog on there, I would immediately be
turned off by that.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
See though, at least on a dating app, everyone who's
on that dating app is there because they are single
looking for somebody to date. When you're on your Instagram,
you're just living your life and so having some dude
being like.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Oh w on a cuddle grotten ask?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Right, But I also didn't ask on a dating app either.
If I'm on a dating app, I want you to
start with a conversation, not a can I come cuddle
with you? So I feel as though after seeing some
of these dms and some of the things I've been
getting since I've become single again, I am very much
I've lost faith in what my future looks like as
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someone who's gonna have to get out and date again.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Gonna ask who was the guy? Do you have a
past with? You don't know this guy at all.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I don't know this person.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
How did he reach out to you through the hinge?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
The no no no? They DMed me on Instagram?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Oh I see gotcha.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Amongst like some other random things.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Just it's it's literally, I mean a lot of times
it's a random stranger. And I understand that this is
a bit of a unique situation considering that, like I
have a bigger following than most people do. But you know,
it's like you're so hot, like we should hang out
some time, or some people start conversation and then immediately
jump to yeah, like if you ever need anyone to
talk to, Like I would love to hang out with you,
(04:31):
And it's like, but we don't know each other.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, like we we don't know each other.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So the whole like random stuff on Instagram is weird
to me. But outside of that, on a dating app,
I also don't want to have a conversation and a
relationship start based on you being like can I come
god on you?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, it just seems like a leap over.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
First of all, are you are you even open to now?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Okay? Good? No? Sorry, what's the what's the date next? Wednesday? Thursday,
maybe Friday, Friday.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeah, maybe maybe by Friday. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
We'll see, but no, right now, I am you know
what I'm doing. I'm focusing on me. Yeah, okay, I
need to focus.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
On Jenny and figure out Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I was like, I need to focus on myself and
just figure out honestly who I am by myself again,
because I think even I'm not a codependent person in
a relationship whatsoever. I'm still very independent in a relationship,
but you still become somewhat codependent on your partner no
matter what.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
So I feel like I've had to just.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
They were like, nobody just said they texted. Oh my god, Jenny,
I've so lost faith. Also, I get that crap all
the time. Yeah, hey, tell you the bright side. At
least you're getting some innail.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's not like that's not a good thing though, because
it's unwarranted.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
It's like unsolicited interest.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'd rather get like genuine interest versus and like something
that me or Jenny have sought out, Like I'm seeking
this out because I want to find genuine interest.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
But if it's like baby s you holding a drill,
you know what else? That something drilled whatever, because.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Then it's like, well, man, now I've been, I've been,
I've been put in this box where now I'm reading
this and you know, I've seen this, and now I'm uncomfortable.
So it's I don't like unsolicited attention, even if it's
like wow, at least I got some that's not a okay.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's that's interesting for guys to know because as a guy,
I think I would love unsolicited attention.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And that's probably why a lot of men do the
things that they do, because that's how you guys think
versus women. Want to feel like we matter, our personalities matter,
We're like a human being. You als want to come
have sex with us.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yeah, well, and that's but they probably do.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And that's the problem. I was talking to a single
friend of mine over the weekend and I'm like, you're
not going to have any trouble find because she went
out this weekend and got hit on all weekend.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
And I'm like, what must be real?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, And I'm like, well, you're never going to have
a hard time finding guys that want to hook up
that you can do, Like you can snap your finger
at the lookout in Maple Grove and be surrounded by
a dozen guys, six of which are married, that are
that want to hook up. But how do you approach
somebody on Instagram that might allure You're not you, Jenny,
cause you're not interested. But what if I was interested
(07:22):
in you? What could I do? What can I say? Like, Hey,
I have saw those dogs?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Do you like that?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
What?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Something conversational?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
So, for instance, somebody who I actually do know did
message me and responded to an Instagram story where I
was wearing this one dress and he goes, do you
think that would look good on me? And I said, yeah,
you have a nice collarbone, so yes, I think it
would because that's a requirement for this stress. And then
the conversation kind of started from there of just like chatting,
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and I mean, we know each other, and he also
knew I used to date Andrew, so he was like, yeah,
sorry about this bubble blah, and so like the conversation
kind of started from there versus just immediately trying to
do something that's sexually oriented, you know.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Try to be funny, show some personality bunny and funny
is a big.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Interest in something outside of the fact that you maybe
want to bone me like I'm sorry, Like I'm just
going to be real.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
So writing I want to bone you would not know
a good opening line.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Nice dress, and what it would look like on my floor.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
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now from one on one point three kdubub We're about
to do your Monday motivation. I'm gonna give a shout
out to the Cannon Falls Campground because we went rving
this weekend and second week out we said let's go
venture out a little bit further last week and we
went to Jordan, Minnesota.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
We said, let's go to Cannon Falls.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
So we're when you check in, I'm not sure if
you know the process, but you check in, you go
to the little building at the front, they go you're
in campsite eighty four. So we're like driving around and
we're looking for campsite eighty four and I'm driving kind
of lost, looking at the little post with the numbers,
and I got the windows down because it's nice day, and.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I hear Dave Ryan. Yes.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I'm like, how in the world in the middle of
Cannon Falls, at a campground on a Friday at four
does anybody.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Know who the hell I or care who I am?
I had no idea you. Did you stop and like
say hi? Or is just you just heard?
Speaker 8 (10:24):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:24):
I just heard it? Did you wave no? I was stunned.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Oh and so then I drove to the campsite and
I'm hooking up the sewer and the pipes and all
that stuff. Yeah, and then turnaround and there's four women
who all listened to the show. So shout out to Daisy, Serena,
Heather and Nancy who we stood around and talked and
got camping tips and told stories and talked about dogs.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
And things like that.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That's nice and it was just really a cool little experience.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
You should for when that happens again, because it will.
When that happens again, you should keep like a little
bucket of candy in your RV.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
So it is like a parade almost. So when they
go Dave Ryan, you'll just.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Take a handful of candy and talk about the window, window,
where did.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
You get this? Stuff? Works?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And she thought that way, and I thought that that
was really creepy.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
He's just got a bucket of candy in his pain.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Nancy, I got some titchy rose is.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Now they don't come to you.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You throw it at them, but I want to lure
them into the camper.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I mean there, then you have multiple things that you
can do with the candy.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
So get a bucket of candy.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Yo, Nancy, Hey, Daddy's got some laffy taffy.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Hey, Daisy want to kidnaped?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Daisy was like sixteen, you know, Nancy was closer to
my age. So anyway, well, you wanted to shout out
on the radio, and you got he got wine? All
right night for Motivational Monday on Katie w B. Just
a little something. I really like this one. It is
eight sentences I wish I had read earlier in life. Now,
some of these will land with you, and some of
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them you might not like, but maybe you'll find one
that you like.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Your mental health is way more important than your career
will ever be. And I think that's true because we work,
and we work, and we work, and we come home
and we make dinner, and we help with the kids
and the homework, and take them to basketball practice and
she's got clarinet lessons, and then we go to bed,
and we do it again, and we give do it again.
And I know you're busy, and I know that, but
your mental health is way more important than your career
will ever be. You become an unstoppable force when you
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realize you can do it alone. When you realize you
can do it alone, you become an unstoppable force. Be
okay with people not liking you, because many people don't
even like themselves.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I'd struggle with that one. I don't like when people
don't like me.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But everybody likes you. Nobody doesn't like you. You're like
my wife. Everybody likes you. Everybody likes my wife.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
But you know, you get into arguments and then I
get stressed out, and I'm like.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Oh my gosh, let me just tell you an everybody
likes you. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You can always choose to be happy no matter what
happens in your life. Being sad is an option. I
read somewhere, and it's really true. We are about as
happy as we decide to be. Let that sink in
for a minute. We are about as happy as we
decide to be. Conversely, we're about as miserable as we
decide to be. I know somebody who was always miserable.
(13:18):
They got divorced and their ex husband met somebody else
and got married, and they were miserable, and they were alone,
and they were alone.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
And miserable, and I said, you've decided to be miserable.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I don't know whether I helped or not, but now
she's happy, she's got a new partner in her life,
et cetera. Don't waste your time stressing about things you
can't control. And if you want to build something worthwhile,
be ready for criticism.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
We're building like.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
A new brandt or you're building a new business, or
a new relationship or a new Maybe you're refinishing your
claw foot bathtub. Oh, be ready for some criticism.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Where did I get clothed with cloth of Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well you get one from the nineteen twenties. Ago put
new enamel on there.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
I didn't clean my bathtub over the week Well, that's.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Good because it was gross.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It was speaking gross tubs. Let me read this text.
It says, Dave, I just wanted to say thank you
recently you said, what are you saving your money for?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Just buy the thing? So I did.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I bought myself a hot tub over the weekend and
it made for a very relaxing first Mother's day. Love
you all that comes from Molly.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
What's true?
Speaker 6 (14:22):
I mean, there's the thing.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's like one of the things that we that's the
reason we bought the RV is like what do we
say we saved, save, save, save, save? What are we
saving it for? So we said, well, let's go buy
the RV. So if you could afford it, you got
the means to do it. What are you waiting for? Yeah,
you can die with one hundred you know, like eight
hundred thousand dollars in the bank. Wow, but wouldn't you
(14:44):
rather die broke? Like you're spending your last dollar, just
as you'd keel all overuse.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
You can't take it with you, you cannot. I want
a hot tub? Can you put bubble bath in a
hot tub?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Not a good idea? Oh no, you put bubble bath
in your tub. Okay, glad you cleaned your tub. We'll
be back.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
I'm gonna give it to you one more time.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
So you just tuned in the keyword this hour of
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Open up the iHeart app us the talkback feature and
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Coming up next, I want to hear about your sub
par Mother's Day. If the family forgot, if you didn't
get a single present, narry a card for Mother's Day,
(15:22):
maybe you had a sub par Mother's Day. I'm gonna
reward you with an adult novelty. Now, I'm gonna give
you several choices of the adult novelty. Ginny and Bailey
will do their best to describe them on the radio
without getting too dicey. Win an adult novelty, tell us
about your miserable not miserable. I'm gonna say sub par
mother's day. Load the phones up now, six NINEWB.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Brian Show on Katie W B.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I hope you had a good Mother's Day, but if
you had a sub par Mother's Day, we're gonna reward
you with an adult novelty. Now, Bailey's gonna do her
best to try to describe the adult novelty. She Now,
the reason we have a bunch of adult novelties is
really quick. There's a one we said, what's the unusual
career you have? There's a woman who writes reviews for these,
and then people the companies send her these adult novelties.
(16:10):
Bailey's walking in with the stag. The craziest thing I've seen. Uh,
And these are adult novelties made for women, by the way,
So she said, do you want these? I got nothing
to do with them, and she got a closet full
of them.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Bring them by.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
She came by with two giant like laundry tub boxes
full of adult novelties. So just describe one if you will, Bailey,
and do it in the most delicate way possible.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yes, Jenny is holding this beautiful shaky thing that's very
wand like if you are familiar with wand shaky things,
it's a very wandy shaky thing.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
But it's in the shape of a lady.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, oh my gosh, Like she's got buzzums and everything, but.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
It is just it's your average shaky thing made out
of like a silicone rubber kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Is it's very soft.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It's red because she's a sexy shaky thing lady sexy,
but she doesn't have a face.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
She just has a shaky thing head.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Yeah, and it's us be chargeable.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
It looks like it it cost two courts.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
You could probably put that up as like a little
decor item.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yeah, it's very bit.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Okay, let's talk about your subpar Mother's Day, starting with
Mamma Hannah, Hi, Mama Hannah. Hello, what happened on Mother's Day?
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Okay, So we went to my mother in law's cabin.
We're hanging out there. The whole plan was to go
out on the lake and it was just ninety mile
power winds the whole day, so that kind of wrecked it.
I decided to try to bring my daughter and niece
to the nearby park, stay there for a little bit,
going to try to come back. Hear this loud pop
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and I completely blew the transmission in my sister in
law's vehicle.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Oh so what happens there? Felt?
Speaker 9 (17:47):
I mean, I obviously felt terrible. I had to call people,
like they came to pick me up, they got a
tow truck, and now like that's the problem she has
to deal with this week. So oh, it just felt terrible.
And then like we eventually wind it down and go
home to realize that our garage door is busted, like
totally broken.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
No, when you should have been celebrating you and relaxing
and things like that, you got to worry about this one.
We're gonna get you which adult novelty you're going to
get for Mama Hannah.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I have two shaky things. One is a shaky thing,
one is like a lacky shaky.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Thing, and then shape like a tongue.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yes, it is shaped like a tongue, and it is,
but it is a shaky thing. And then I have
two that are more so male anatomies, and but I
do believe they are all shaky as well.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Were you guys talking about the red shaky lady? Let's
do that, lady?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
All right, perfect?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
What does my career become? All right, Let's go to
Mama Carissa, Hi, Mama Carissa, Hi. Mother's day was subpar?
What happened?
Speaker 10 (18:50):
So I walked off to my family or sell a queeze.
They made me breakfast and I asked my husband. I'm like,
I have a one year old, but where is the baby?
And he's like fall. He's in the living room. He's
playing mad big deal. And I'm like, oh, it smells
licky pooped, And he just dropped like his face was like,
oh my goodness. I didn't really know why. Well, we
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went over to the living room and he did poop
all over the floor, all over the floor. He smeared
it all over his kitchen, he smeared it all over
the wall, in the couch and just everywhere. And my
husband goes downstairs. He's like, I'm so sorry. He grabs
the perfect cleaner and he's like, I'll just use this
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perfect cleaner it'll pick it right up, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, that's just gonna smear it everywhere. I
wouldn't clean a thing, so I spent two hours cleaning poop.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Mothers Day. Yea, all right, what's what the adult novelty
you're going to give you?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I've got.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I've got a licky, shaky thing, and I've got two
male anatomies. One is a regular color and one is
light up.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
You can go ahead and surprise me.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Oh surpriser, All right, eliminate one from the lineup, Bailey. Okay, okay,
let's go to Mama Amy, who also had a subpar
Mother's Day. Hi, Mama Amy, Wow, what happened?
Speaker 11 (20:17):
Well?
Speaker 12 (20:18):
I guess I should start with Saturday night, my ankle
was a little red, but I thought I burnt it
potting pots outside. And Sunday I woke up and it
was red with blitters.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
No.
Speaker 12 (20:33):
I kept pushing along because.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
My daughter wanted to make me and my mom's dinner,
and the blitterers grew and grew, and my leg is
currently about three sizes bigger than.
Speaker 12 (20:45):
It's supposed to be.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Good Lord God, I got to.
Speaker 12 (20:48):
Spend the rest of my day in the emergency room.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Oh no, all right, two of the adult novelties are left.
Which of the adult novelties you described the ones that
are left.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Bailey, I've got a shaky thing, like a lacky shaky thing,
comfortable in the hand, and then i have a male
anatomy shaky thing not as comfortable in the hand, you guys.
Speaker 12 (21:09):
Christ.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
And one more subpar Mother's Day. Let's talk to Kim Hi. Mama,
kim Hi, you were hoping for you. You had high
hopes for Mother's Day, like breakfast, You're going to go
to Danny's. They're going to take you out to the arboretum,
maybe a brunch somewhere.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
What happened, Well, I.
Speaker 11 (21:30):
Didn't have high hopes because I am fifty four and
I have never had a good Mother's Day. Because my
husband goes fishing every week, Yeah, he always does. And
so my daughter had a volleyball tournament out of town,
and so my breakfast was the hotels the Fay Breakfast,
(21:50):
which you know is some par and then we had
to spend the entire weekend indoors for volleyball, and it
was a beautiful weekend. And then I got home and
had to do stuff for lacrosse booster club and yard
work and start prepping for my daughter's birthday party, which
is next weekend.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
So no mimosas, no omelet chef, nothing like that.
Speaker 11 (22:17):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
We do have some good news for you, Kim. We
have one remaining adult novelty, baby.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
This is the Deluxe Male Anatomy that also has licking action.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You know, there's a part of me that wants to
take a picture of these and put them up on
the Instagram, but I'm going to guess they probably wouldn't
like that.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
I will say these are not used. They are brand new. Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
All of that I've done is open them and look
at them to tell you what it is.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Good news. Thank you very much. All right, Kim, Happy
belated Mother's Day. Thank you for listening. Please hold on
for your adult novelty. Okay, college bed parties are a thing.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
What is it? What in the world? What is a
college bed.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
I feel like I've been to a couple.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
I know you have.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
We'll do the it's not exactly what you're thinking. We'll
tell you what a college bed party is coming up
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Right now you are seven minutes. So you got accepted
to college. The trend now is to decorate your home
bedroom in the theme of the college that you got
(23:26):
accepted to. So if you're going to you know, U
and D or your Wisconsin or the U of M,
you get a blanket that says go Gophers, and you
get like a goldie Gopher lamp and you do all
the things that you decorate your bedroom at home before.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
And then of course you don't just do that, you.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Got to follow up by putting it on social media,
right like, look at this got accepted to the U
of M or else.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Did it happens?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Interesting because I didn't grow up with like social media
when I got accepted into college. So do people post that,
like where they've got accepted or where they decided to go?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know. Good question.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Well, I so because I work with high schoolers my
side gig job, and that's like a big deal in
your senior year is that you post where you're going
and you're like, I've been accepted with like the letter
and then everyone comments like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Girl, and then like student council for like every high
school always posts like their entire senior class and where
they're going to college.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Okay, cool, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Like a big deal, don't They usually send along a
T shirt? Because Carson got accepted to Saint Thomas, he
ended up not going there, but they send him a
Tommy's T.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Shirt, And I think they're rich.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
What they're rich.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
St.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Thomas is a wealthy private school. Yeah, but I felt
a little bit bad that we posted a picture of
him holding up and then he decided not to.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Go there were school. Alison went to Saint Thomas and
she did just fine.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
And she did she did know.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I don't think most colleges send T shirts unless you're
like an athlete who got accepted to go play football somewhere.
But no, I didn't get a T shirt for a thing.
I got accepted to four different sticker. I think it
literally was like kengrats, Yeah, your future waits.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Let us know, I let us know if you want
to come here.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I want to ask you a question. So in my book,
take a shower, show up on time, and don't steal anything.
It's just a little life hacks here and there, and
one of them is always stop at kids lemonade stands
because it makes them so happy. They're sitting there with
their like, you know, picture of watered down warm lemonade
with a little bit of dog hair floating on the top,
and you come by and it's like, you know, three
dollars for a cup of warm lemonade. They'll serve you
(25:26):
with their thumb inside the cup. But I drove by
one yesterday. I did not stop because we were in
a hurry and I thought I couldn't stop anyway. I
don't have any money on me. So do lemonade stands now?
Take Venmo? Do garage sales take Venmo?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I went to some garage sales over the weekend, and
two of them took Venmo and one of them did not.
But the one that they didn't take Venmo was this
guy was like eighty years old, so it makes sense
that he didn't take Venmo cash only, he said, which like,
if I'm going to a garage sale, I just always
go in thinking there's no way that anyone's going to
take credit card or Venmo.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
So credit card, well, some people do little square thing.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, but it was nice that one of these people
did have Venmo because I ended up buying like a
bunch of plants from this one lady and it was
like twenty four dollars and Venmo. It feels like it's
free because you're like, oh, okay, there you go.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I feel the same about cash though, because you don't
typically have cash, so then when you buy something with cash.
Because I also hit up a garage sale this weekend
and I was like, here's seven dollars for these three things,
and I was.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Like, that was free.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I don't know about lemonade stands though, if they take Venmo.
I know garage tales, yes, And I passed a couple
lemonade stands two weekends ago because I was in the
Linen Hills neighborhood and they had this big garage sale
block party.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Thing going on. Yeah, but I didn't stop. I didn't
get close enough to look at the sign.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
That's like I always stop. I know, they get so happy.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
They all stand up, and there's usually like one kid
handling the cash and one kid pouring the warm lemonade
or the kool aid, and then they also have some
like you know, fig newtons or something awful that you
don't want but you buy a couple of or they
have like a friendship bracelet they made and they got
a whole box full of them, and you don't want
their friendship bracelet, but you want to make them happy.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I got to start bringing cash when I go on
walks because I go on a lot of long walks
and I do pass kids with lemonade stands and see
in that time, it would be nice if they had
a Venmo because I would just walk over, pay with.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
My phone and have lemonade rather than being like, oh hey, sorry, I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
On mile five.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
I don't have cash.
Speaker 14 (27:26):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
So the only thing with that, though, is if they
did do Venmo, you know that that Venmo is probably
attached to their parents' account, so then the parents are
getting the Venmo money and kids want.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
That cash in their hand.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
They do, but if they're exciting, I think if they
would let me know if your kid did the lemonade stand,
do they do Venmo? I always think, you know, because
I've seen my kids grow, and I've seen all the
kids in the neighborhood grow and go off to college
and start their real adult lives. So I look at
kids with a lemonade stand and I think They've only
got a couple of more summers of this, you know,
and then they're going to get into real important things
like boys or girls or TikTok talk or cars or
(28:03):
school or gymnastics or whatever.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Yeah, and I always look at these kids and go,
this is one of.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
The last summers that they'll actually get to do this
because of a few years. The last thing they're going
to want to do is eliminade stand. So stop at
eliminade stand. Yeah, it makes them so happy, do it
and bring some cash. All right, Dave start coming up
in a second. You're never more than thirty minutes away
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(28:28):
on Katie WB. Now time for a Bailey bathroom update,
the ongoing drama, the ongoing saga, the day to day
lifestyle drama of Bailey's bathroom.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Bailey, Yes, thank.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
You, So I do have a toilet now.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
They put it in on Friday after saying it would
be in on Thursday and then never communicating the game.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
So it's in there now.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I have this really ugly concrete slab where the tile
used to be. Now that's really ugly, and also a
concrete dust film around by in tire apartment. All the
way to the very front of my apartment, the furthest
way that you could get from the bathroom, there is
a concrete, dusty film everywhere.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Can you use your toilet?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
I can use my toilet now.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yea progress.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
And I do want to ask my landlord for rent reduction,
and my dad says I should guess that I will
get nothing, but my mom says that I need to
try to negotiate, so I will be asking for it
because it was a huge inconvenience, not just because I
didn't have a toilet for four days, because that was
(29:33):
a rough thing, but because now I literally have to
clean my entire apartment and that's all I did this weekend.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
I was like dusting, vacuuming, washing things. It was awful.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I saw the videos of what your apartment looked like,
and I mean you were like wiping your finger along
things that weren't even near your bathroom and it was
covered in stuff.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
And I was like, oh, yeah, so growth.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I think what you need to do, though, is you
need to only communicate via email, so you have a
paper trail with your landlord.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Good, yeah, go through.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Chat GPT and put a premise in and say how
can I do this in a respectful lay way that
also sounds like I have a lawyer behind me, and
then send it over and see what happens.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
And I have that plan.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I told my dad I wanted to email, and he said, no,
you have to do it face to face so that
you're on like common ground.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
And I was like, oh, but I don't know about that.
I won't know what to say if it's face to face.
I'm not very articulate. Where would you be face to
face with your landlord.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I only saw him once in the entire process of
my toilet.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
To fight him over for coffee. And I'll be like, hey,
so you want to chat. Can we talk about giving
me some more money back on my rent? That'd be great.
I didn't have a potty for four days, so for.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Four days, no potty works. Now it works now, but
they it just took him a long time, and they're
laying you for clogging up the toilet.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, even though I truly I've never flushed anything weird
down that toilet, never once, And so the only thing
in the pipes were the normal things that go on
a pipe, which is out of my control, like, once
it's down the drain, why is it? How is it
my fault anymore? That's the pipe's fault.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
Well true.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And it's an older building, so the pipe probably date
back to like nineteen seventy one or.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Something, not like nineteen forty one. It's a really old building. Yeah, okay,
thanks for the update on the toilet. We we appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Happy, thank you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
All right, let's do Dave's dirt on KATIEWB.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Where can wait the dirt cannot Dave's Dirt on Katie
w B. I did not see it this weekend, but
Walton Goggins hosted Saturday Night Live. Here's a wee bit
of his monologue.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Thank you, very very very much.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
I am so excited to be here.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Now.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Most of you probably know me from the show White Lotus.
No spoilers, but I die. My character in White Lotus
is pretty brooding, which the Internet seemed to find attractive.
Some of my friends have even asked me, well, what's
it like to become a sex symbol at.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
Fifty three years so?
Speaker 8 (32:01):
And you know what, if I'm being honest, it feels fantastic.
Speaker 9 (32:09):
At least it did.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Until I googled myself and read some of the headlines.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Take a look, Are we all horny?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Are we all horny?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
For Walton Goggins receding hairline. I've had the same hairline
since I was.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Seven, It's not He was actually very funny.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
It's still kind of as weird to me to see
him as a normal person, not the brooding, dark character
that he was on White Lotus.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
He's also in Was It The Gemstone?
Speaker 5 (32:38):
The Righteous?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
He is baby Billy, the most obnoxious character of all
of them, probably besides Judy.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Okay, I've heard that's really good.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
And then I've also heard he was in Vice Principles,
which I watched two or three episodes of, and that
is very funny. And it was like, how can this
guy that was so dark and brooding on White Lotus
be so funny in Vice Principles. Hey, by the way,
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You get some.
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Speaker 3 (33:41):
Can we go back to Walter Goggins for one second
and how he was talking about his forehead and stuff.
Can I tell you that I was researching forehead reduction
surgery this past weekend for myself. Tell me more so,
I just I have a very large forehead and I
have a long face. And I will say that the
one person who told me I have a horse face,
and he used to leave talkbacks coming about my horse
face kind of got in my head a little bit. Yeah, me,
(34:04):
So now every time I see pictures of me, I'm like,
I do have a long my face, but it's mostly
because I got a big, old forehead. So I'm looking
into it and like it's a legit thing. You can
get a forehead reduction surgery.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
How do they.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Reduce it because your skull is the same size. They
just pull your hairline down.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, basically they put an incision along your hairline and
then yes, they kind of like, I think, cut out
some skin and then meld the two together. It seems
extremely sketchy to me, but I was reading up on
it this weekend and I was like, hmm.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Maybe did you see these samples of it?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
No?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
And that was the next thing I want to look at.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
But I always get scared to look at stuff like
that on the internet because you never know what kind
of gross pictures are going to pop up when you
look like.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
I'm looking right now.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
They're not necessarily gross pictures, but it seems when they
move it down, there's only like half of them that
makes it look like it's a real hairline. It looks
like they're wearing wigs now, okay, because it's not where
it's meant to be, and so it's got that weird
like stitch line on the end, so it makes it look, yeah,
like it's a wig.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
So probably not worth it.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I think you look fine the way you are, No well,
I mean, you do have a long face, and and
some people what the good news is. And I think
it's mean when you call you horse face. I think
that's just me. Yeah, and we owe Jenny some congratulations
because she has just been accepted into the Preakness Stakes.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Thank you Preakness.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Stakes, everybody. I'm a pretty fast runner.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Do you get that joke?
Speaker 8 (35:30):
No?
Speaker 6 (35:30):
I don't. You don't know what the Preakness takes is.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
It's a big race.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
It's like horse race.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
There's three big races and Preakness is one of them.
The Derby is another one. And what the third one is?
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Ginny does love the whipping part?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Oh, I do love a good whipping MGK is it
the dirt Today?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Put his own spin on an InSync classic and it's
kind of cool.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
Check it out to use. Then in twenty eleven.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, all right, this is it's kind of cool story. Uh,
there's a maternity ward and all of their fourteen of
the hospital's maternity ward are all pregnant.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
At the same.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Time, I have fourteen nurses who are all pregnant.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
It was fun and exciting to see the beginning group
of nurses come through and say, hey, expecting, and I'm expecting,
and I'm expecting. So it's fun to be able to
come through and say, yeah, me too. How cool would
it be to help witness the miracle of life every
single day?
Speaker 5 (36:29):
And it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Oh yeah, look at this reality of our nurses are
experiencing the same things that our patients are.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Timberwolves one on Saturday night, they are playing tonight on
the road.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Yes, they're still in California.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
They play at nine pm.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Nine pm our time, our time. Wow.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Okay, this is if you're wondering about Zendia's a Zindaya's
wedding dress. Her stylist says that nobody's going to see
this in advance.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
They try to be as private as possible. So I
don't think they're like, they.
Speaker 14 (36:59):
Won't be a Vogue spread or they won't be uh,
you know, pictures out of the wedding, you know, and
the people that she will invite will be really respectful
of their privacy, so it'll be a really beautiful dress
that no one gets to see.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Well, I totally didn't know that her and Tom Holland
were engaged.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Oh, it was like such a big I'm Sorrius. I
just didn't pay attention to it.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
In this one. So there's a news analyst on TV.
They're live on the air, and they faint, they faint,
they fall over, they faint, and their co host just
keeps right on a going.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
It's not about ideology, or it's it's not about uh oh.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Rop oh my goodness.
Speaker 15 (37:40):
We're just gonna get some help here for Cameron. Let
me come back to Lydia while we get some help
for Cameron here, so uh Lydia the president. But we're
gonna actually we're gonna go to a break right.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Yeah, good idea A sort of kept going, but not really.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
What would you do, Dave if Bailey fainted all of
son in mid Days?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's so funny because you don't know what you're gonna do.
I remember we were in the break room years ago
here at the radio station. We're all standing around and
the manager is talking and there was one of the interns,
probably twenty two years old, and she's standing there next
to me and she just dropped, Oh, just dropped. And
everybody stood there like I don't know what to do,
(38:23):
Like is it your mind doesn't know how to process it?
So I stood there for a second too, and then
finally I was the first one to like, you know,
like kneel down and like see if she was okay,
and she came to almost immediately. But it's one of
those things where there's a clip of like a guy
standing next to a news reporter and he's being interviewed
on the beach somewhere, and the news reporter she just
(38:43):
drops and the guy just stands there and looks at her,
like your mind can't process it.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
It's like what do different? It is so dep Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
The one time I fainted was after I got botox
for the first time because I had like a panic
attack and I stood up and then I fainted, and
my botox girl wanted to go get me water because
I was freaking out. And when she came back to
the room was the moment I fainted, and all I
can hear is her be like, oh my god, oh
my god, and like in my state of panic already
(39:12):
I stress up more panic. I hear her freaking out,
so at least she was like kind of in flight
mode to go get help, yaha.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
So just standing there staring.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
And finally, Taylor Swift has been subpeded to testifying the
Blake Lively just in the Baldoni legal battle. His attorney
wants to ask her about a meeting where she and
Ryan Reynolds allegedly helped Blake pressure Baldoni to alter a
scene in It Ends with Us.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
That is the latest.
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It is one on one point three k d WB.
We'd love to talk about relationships. Relationships are a big,
(00:21):
big thing on the show because we're all in varying
stages of relationships. Jenny right now is single, Bailey is
not dating, but there's a there's hope on the horizon.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I would say, I would say I'm single, but I'm
going on dates if people are. If I'm going on dates, yeah,
if I find this person I want to go on
a date with, I'll go on a date with them.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Is there an update with the Bradley guy that you
want to update with last week?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Not really. We might get lunch this week.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Oh good, So that's good.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
That's about it.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
You've got to be more enthusiastic about it.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I just I don't want to get too excited about it.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like right now, it's okay to get excited but I'm
day to feel a little thump thump thump thump.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
But I'm not like, I'm not excited right now. He's
just I on one date with this dude, one time.
Nice talk every day, not.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Like every day.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We didn't really over the weekend because he was in
South Dakota, and I think he was probably.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Waiting for me to text him. But I was, all
the games you play.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
You play games no matter how old you are. You
don't want to text too often. And then if you go,
I'm not playing games. I'm gonna pour my heart out
to Bradley and tell him that I really really care
about him. Well, then you do that and then it fails.
So then you play the game, right.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And I don't even think I was planning on playing
the game. I just didn't think to text him over
the weekend. I was busy text him right now. I
already did this morning. I said, safe travels on your
way home because he's coming back today.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Oh nice, there you go. She started a conversation to.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Buy it up, like ice it up a little bit,
can't wait to see you, But I.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Don't really, I'm not like waiting to see him.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yeah, but it's sweet. To say, sweat to say.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
But it needs to be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'm not like waiting, You're never honest. I am like,
you know what, can't wait to see you love your lips.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
By the way, that's why you have so many children, Okay,
because you say things like that all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Jenny is sort of newly single and you are. Guys
are coming out or like flies at a cowbar, And
so what's going on with the latest tactic.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Well, I just there's a lot of people that have
been sliding into my dms, which you know, whatever that happens.
And I have, like, you know, some old flings coming
out of the woodwork as well that are kind of
testing the waters. Some friends who I didn't think liked
me in that way who definitely are like reaching out. Yeah,
but specifically, there's just dms that I'm getting that I
I truly want to know why do guys think that
(02:38):
this is going to work? Because, for instance, over the weekend,
I posted a video of me cuddling with the dogs
that I was watching and this person had already sent
me a couple of dms. Within the next one they
sent me was can I come cuddle with you? Because
I was cuddling with the doctor. Yeah, And I'm just like,
do guys really think that those kind of things work?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It will work on the right person. But because if
he thinks that you have a little bit of a
crush on him, he's hoping you'll go, yeah, let's do that.
That sounds fun, or a smiley face or a winki face.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
If I was on a dating app and someone's first
message to me was can I come cuddle with you?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Because there was a picture of me.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Cuddling with a dog on there, I would immediately be
turned off by that.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
See though, at least on a dating app, everyone who's
on that dating app is there because they are single
looking for somebody to date. When you're on your Instagram,
you're just living your life and so having some dude
being like.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Oh w on a cuddle grotten ask?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Right, But I also didn't ask on a dating app either.
If I'm on a dating app, I want you to
start with a conversation, not a can I come cuddle
with you? So I feel as though after seeing some
of these dms and some of the things I've been
getting since I've become single again, I am very much
I've lost faith in what my future looks like as
(03:56):
someone who's gonna have to get out and date again.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Gonna ask who was the guy? Do you have a
past with? You don't know this guy at all.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I don't know this person.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
How did he reach out to you through the hinge?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
The no no no? They DMed me on Instagram?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Oh I see gotcha.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Amongst like some other random things.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Just it's it's literally, I mean a lot of times
it's a random stranger. And I understand that this is
a bit of a unique situation considering that, like I
have a bigger following than most people do. But you know,
it's like you're so hot, like we should hang out
some time, or some people start conversation and then immediately
jump to yeah, like if you ever need anyone to
talk to, Like I would love to hang out with you,
(04:31):
And it's like, but we don't know each other.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, like we we don't know each other.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So the whole like random stuff on Instagram is weird
to me. But outside of that, on a dating app,
I also don't want to have a conversation and a
relationship start based on you being like can I come
god on you?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, it just seems like a leap over.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
First of all, are you are you even open to now?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Okay? Good? No? Sorry, what's the what's the date next? Wednesday? Thursday,
maybe Friday, Friday.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeah, maybe maybe by Friday. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
We'll see, but no, right now, I am you know
what I'm doing. I'm focusing on me. Yeah, okay, I
need to focus.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
On Jenny and figure out Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I was like, I need to focus on myself and
just figure out honestly who I am by myself again,
because I think even I'm not a codependent person in
a relationship whatsoever. I'm still very independent in a relationship,
but you still become somewhat codependent on your partner no
matter what.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
So I feel like I've had to just.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
They were like, nobody just said they texted. Oh my god, Jenny,
I've so lost faith. Also, I get that crap all
the time. Yeah, hey, tell you the bright side. At
least you're getting some innail.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's not like that's not a good thing though, because
it's unwarranted.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
It's like unsolicited interest.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'd rather get like genuine interest versus and like something
that me or Jenny have sought out, Like I'm seeking
this out because I want to find genuine interest.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
But if it's like baby s you holding a drill,
you know what else? That something drilled whatever, because.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Then it's like, well, man, now I've been, I've been,
I've been put in this box where now I'm reading
this and you know, I've seen this, and now I'm uncomfortable.
So it's I don't like unsolicited attention, even if it's
like wow, at least I got some that's not a okay.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's that's interesting for guys to know because as a guy,
I think I would love unsolicited attention.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And that's probably why a lot of men do the
things that they do, because that's how you guys think
versus women. Want to feel like we matter, our personalities matter,
We're like a human being. You als want to come
have sex with us.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yeah, well, and that's but they probably do.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And that's the problem. I was talking to a single
friend of mine over the weekend and I'm like, you're
not going to have any trouble find because she went
out this weekend and got hit on all weekend.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
And I'm like, what must be real?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, And I'm like, well, you're never going to have
a hard time finding guys that want to hook up
that you can do, Like you can snap your finger
at the lookout in Maple Grove and be surrounded by
a dozen guys, six of which are married, that are
that want to hook up. But how do you approach
somebody on Instagram that might allure You're not you, Jenny,
cause you're not interested. But what if I was interested
(07:22):
in you? What could I do? What can I say? Like, Hey,
I have saw those dogs?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Do you like that?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
What?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Something conversational?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
So, for instance, somebody who I actually do know did
message me and responded to an Instagram story where I
was wearing this one dress and he goes, do you
think that would look good on me? And I said, yeah,
you have a nice collarbone, so yes, I think it
would because that's a requirement for this stress. And then
the conversation kind of started from there of just like chatting,
(07:53):
and I mean, we know each other, and he also
knew I used to date Andrew, so he was like, yeah,
sorry about this bubble blah, and so like the conversation
kind of started from there versus just immediately trying to
do something that's sexually oriented, you know.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Try to be funny, show some personality bunny and funny
is a big.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Interest in something outside of the fact that you maybe
want to bone me like I'm sorry, Like I'm just
going to be real.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
So writing I want to bone you would not know
a good opening line.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Nice dress, and what it would look like on my floor.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Let's do it right now, here's your keyword at this time.
The keyword is going to changing two circles. So I'm
actually played the song circles as a reminder. Yank out
your phone. Pull out your phone and open up the
iHeartRadio app if you're not already on it. Set us
as a preset while you're at it, because we would
(08:52):
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red microphone button, tap that and say the keyword is circles.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
That's really all you gotta.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Do, and then you tap and it'll be like you're
satisfied with it? Do you want to do it again? Sure,
go ahead and send it in. It doesn't have to
be perfect. You just have to say the keyword is circles,
which shows us that you are indeed listening and you
are in for Post Malone and Jelly Roll at us
Bank Stadium a week from tomorrow night. Go do that
(09:19):
now from one on one point three kdubub We're about
to do your Monday motivation. I'm gonna give a shout
out to the Cannon Falls Campground because we went rving
this weekend and second week out we said let's go
venture out a little bit further last week and we
went to Jordan, Minnesota.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
We said, let's go to Cannon Falls.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
So we're when you check in, I'm not sure if
you know the process, but you check in, you go
to the little building at the front, they go you're
in campsite eighty four. So we're like driving around and
we're looking for campsite eighty four and I'm driving kind
of lost, looking at the little post with the numbers,
and I got the windows down because it's nice day, and.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I hear Dave Ryan. Yes.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I'm like, how in the world in the middle of
Cannon Falls, at a campground on a Friday at four
does anybody.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Know who the hell I or care who I am?
I had no idea you. Did you stop and like
say hi? Or is just you just heard?
Speaker 8 (10:24):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:24):
I just heard it? Did you wave no? I was stunned.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Oh and so then I drove to the campsite and
I'm hooking up the sewer and the pipes and all
that stuff. Yeah, and then turnaround and there's four women
who all listened to the show. So shout out to Daisy, Serena,
Heather and Nancy who we stood around and talked and
got camping tips and told stories and talked about dogs.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
And things like that.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That's nice and it was just really a cool little experience.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
You should for when that happens again, because it will.
When that happens again, you should keep like a little
bucket of candy in your RV.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
So it is like a parade almost. So when they
go Dave Ryan, you'll just.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Take a handful of candy and talk about the window, window,
where did.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
You get this? Stuff? Works?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And she thought that way, and I thought that that
was really creepy.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
He's just got a bucket of candy in his pain.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Nancy, I got some titchy rose is.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Now they don't come to you.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You throw it at them, but I want to lure
them into the camper.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I mean there, then you have multiple things that you
can do with the candy.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
So get a bucket of candy.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Yo, Nancy, Hey, Daddy's got some laffy taffy.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Hey, Daisy want to kidnaped?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Daisy was like sixteen, you know, Nancy was closer to
my age. So anyway, well, you wanted to shout out
on the radio, and you got he got wine? All
right night for Motivational Monday on Katie w B. Just
a little something. I really like this one. It is
eight sentences I wish I had read earlier in life. Now,
some of these will land with you, and some of
(11:56):
them you might not like, but maybe you'll find one
that you like.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Your mental health is way more important than your career
will ever be. And I think that's true because we work,
and we work, and we work, and we come home
and we make dinner, and we help with the kids
and the homework, and take them to basketball practice and
she's got clarinet lessons, and then we go to bed,
and we do it again, and we give do it again.
And I know you're busy, and I know that, but
your mental health is way more important than your career
will ever be. You become an unstoppable force when you
(12:24):
realize you can do it alone. When you realize you
can do it alone, you become an unstoppable force. Be
okay with people not liking you, because many people don't
even like themselves.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I'd struggle with that one. I don't like when people
don't like me.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But everybody likes you. Nobody doesn't like you. You're like
my wife. Everybody likes you. Everybody likes my wife.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
But you know, you get into arguments and then I
get stressed out, and I'm like.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Oh my gosh, let me just tell you an everybody
likes you. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You can always choose to be happy no matter what
happens in your life. Being sad is an option. I
read somewhere, and it's really true. We are about as
happy as we decide to be. Let that sink in
for a minute. We are about as happy as we
decide to be. Conversely, we're about as miserable as we
decide to be. I know somebody who was always miserable.
(13:18):
They got divorced and their ex husband met somebody else
and got married, and they were miserable, and they were alone,
and they were alone.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
And miserable, and I said, you've decided to be miserable.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I don't know whether I helped or not, but now
she's happy, she's got a new partner in her life,
et cetera. Don't waste your time stressing about things you
can't control. And if you want to build something worthwhile,
be ready for criticism.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
We're building like.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
A new brandt or you're building a new business, or
a new relationship or a new Maybe you're refinishing your
claw foot bathtub. Oh, be ready for some criticism.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Where did I get clothed with cloth of Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well you get one from the nineteen twenties. Ago put
new enamel on there.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
I didn't clean my bathtub over the week Well, that's.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Good because it was gross.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It was speaking gross tubs. Let me read this text.
It says, Dave, I just wanted to say thank you
recently you said, what are you saving your money for?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Just buy the thing? So I did.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I bought myself a hot tub over the weekend and
it made for a very relaxing first Mother's day. Love
you all that comes from Molly.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
What's true?
Speaker 6 (14:22):
I mean, there's the thing.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's like one of the things that we that's the
reason we bought the RV is like what do we
say we saved, save, save, save, save? What are we
saving it for? So we said, well, let's go buy
the RV. So if you could afford it, you got
the means to do it. What are you waiting for? Yeah,
you can die with one hundred you know, like eight
hundred thousand dollars in the bank. Wow, but wouldn't you
(14:44):
rather die broke? Like you're spending your last dollar, just
as you'd keel all overuse.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
You can't take it with you, you cannot. I want
a hot tub? Can you put bubble bath in a
hot tub?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Not a good idea? Oh no, you put bubble bath
in your tub. Okay, glad you cleaned your tub. We'll
be back.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
I'm gonna give it to you one more time.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
So you just tuned in the keyword this hour of
this time for post malone and jelly roll is circles.
Open up the iHeart app us the talkback feature and
just say the keyword is circles, and you're good to go.
Coming up next, I want to hear about your sub
par Mother's Day. If the family forgot, if you didn't
get a single present, narry a card for Mother's Day,
(15:22):
maybe you had a sub par Mother's Day. I'm gonna
reward you with an adult novelty. Now, I'm gonna give
you several choices of the adult novelty. Ginny and Bailey
will do their best to describe them on the radio
without getting too dicey. Win an adult novelty, tell us
about your miserable not miserable. I'm gonna say sub par
mother's day. Load the phones up now, six NINEWB.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Brian Show on Katie W B.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I hope you had a good Mother's Day, but if
you had a sub par Mother's Day, we're gonna reward
you with an adult novelty. Now, Bailey's gonna do her
best to try to describe the adult novelty. She Now,
the reason we have a bunch of adult novelties is
really quick. There's a one we said, what's the unusual
career you have? There's a woman who writes reviews for these,
and then people the companies send her these adult novelties.
(16:10):
Bailey's walking in with the stag. The craziest thing I've seen. Uh,
And these are adult novelties made for women, by the way,
So she said, do you want these? I got nothing
to do with them, and she got a closet full
of them.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Bring them by.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
She came by with two giant like laundry tub boxes
full of adult novelties. So just describe one if you will, Bailey,
and do it in the most delicate way possible.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yes, Jenny is holding this beautiful shaky thing that's very
wand like if you are familiar with wand shaky things,
it's a very wandy shaky thing.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
But it's in the shape of a lady.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, oh my gosh, Like she's got buzzums and everything, but.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
It is just it's your average shaky thing made out
of like a silicone rubber kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Is it's very soft.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It's red because she's a sexy shaky thing lady sexy,
but she doesn't have a face.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
She just has a shaky thing head.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Yeah, and it's us be chargeable.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
It looks like it it cost two courts.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
You could probably put that up as like a little
decor item.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yeah, it's very bit.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Okay, let's talk about your subpar Mother's Day, starting with
Mamma Hannah, Hi, Mama Hannah. Hello, what happened on Mother's Day?
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Okay, So we went to my mother in law's cabin.
We're hanging out there. The whole plan was to go
out on the lake and it was just ninety mile
power winds the whole day, so that kind of wrecked it.
I decided to try to bring my daughter and niece
to the nearby park, stay there for a little bit,
going to try to come back. Hear this loud pop
(17:39):
and I completely blew the transmission in my sister in
law's vehicle.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Oh so what happens there? Felt?
Speaker 9 (17:47):
I mean, I obviously felt terrible. I had to call people,
like they came to pick me up, they got a
tow truck, and now like that's the problem she has
to deal with this week. So oh, it just felt terrible.
And then like we eventually wind it down and go
home to realize that our garage door is busted, like
totally broken.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
No, when you should have been celebrating you and relaxing
and things like that, you got to worry about this one.
We're gonna get you which adult novelty you're going to
get for Mama Hannah.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I have two shaky things. One is a shaky thing,
one is like a lacky shaky.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Thing, and then shape like a tongue.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yes, it is shaped like a tongue, and it is,
but it is a shaky thing. And then I have
two that are more so male anatomies, and but I
do believe they are all shaky as well.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Were you guys talking about the red shaky lady? Let's
do that, lady?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
All right, perfect?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
What does my career become? All right, Let's go to
Mama Carissa, Hi, Mama Carissa, Hi. Mother's day was subpar?
What happened?
Speaker 10 (18:50):
So I walked off to my family or sell a queeze.
They made me breakfast and I asked my husband. I'm like,
I have a one year old, but where is the baby?
And he's like fall. He's in the living room. He's
playing mad big deal. And I'm like, oh, it smells
licky pooped, And he just dropped like his face was like,
oh my goodness. I didn't really know why. Well, we
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went over to the living room and he did poop
all over the floor, all over the floor. He smeared
it all over his kitchen, he smeared it all over
the wall, in the couch and just everywhere. And my
husband goes downstairs. He's like, I'm so sorry. He grabs
the perfect cleaner and he's like, I'll just use this
(19:34):
perfect cleaner it'll pick it right up, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, that's just gonna smear it everywhere. I
wouldn't clean a thing, so I spent two hours cleaning poop.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Mothers Day. Yea, all right, what's what the adult novelty
you're going to give you?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I've got.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I've got a licky, shaky thing, and I've got two
male anatomies. One is a regular color and one is
light up.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
You can go ahead and surprise me.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Oh surpriser, All right, eliminate one from the lineup, Bailey. Okay, okay,
let's go to Mama Amy, who also had a subpar
Mother's Day. Hi, Mama Amy, Wow, what happened?
Speaker 11 (20:17):
Well?
Speaker 12 (20:18):
I guess I should start with Saturday night, my ankle
was a little red, but I thought I burnt it
potting pots outside. And Sunday I woke up and it
was red with blitters.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
No.
Speaker 12 (20:33):
I kept pushing along because.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
My daughter wanted to make me and my mom's dinner,
and the blitterers grew and grew, and my leg is
currently about three sizes bigger than.
Speaker 12 (20:45):
It's supposed to be.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Good Lord God, I got to.
Speaker 12 (20:48):
Spend the rest of my day in the emergency room.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Oh no, all right, two of the adult novelties are left.
Which of the adult novelties you described the ones that
are left.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Bailey, I've got a shaky thing, like a lacky shaky thing,
comfortable in the hand, and then i have a male
anatomy shaky thing not as comfortable in the hand, you guys.
Speaker 12 (21:09):
Christ.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
And one more subpar Mother's Day. Let's talk to Kim Hi. Mama,
kim Hi, you were hoping for you. You had high
hopes for Mother's Day, like breakfast, You're going to go
to Danny's. They're going to take you out to the arboretum,
maybe a brunch somewhere.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
What happened, Well, I.
Speaker 11 (21:30):
Didn't have high hopes because I am fifty four and
I have never had a good Mother's Day. Because my
husband goes fishing every week, Yeah, he always does. And
so my daughter had a volleyball tournament out of town,
and so my breakfast was the hotels the Fay Breakfast,
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which you know is some par and then we had
to spend the entire weekend indoors for volleyball, and it
was a beautiful weekend. And then I got home and
had to do stuff for lacrosse booster club and yard
work and start prepping for my daughter's birthday party, which
is next weekend.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
So no mimosas, no omelet chef, nothing like that.
Speaker 11 (22:17):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
We do have some good news for you, Kim. We
have one remaining adult novelty, baby.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
This is the Deluxe Male Anatomy that also has licking action.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You know, there's a part of me that wants to
take a picture of these and put them up on
the Instagram, but I'm going to guess they probably wouldn't
like that.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
I will say these are not used. They are brand new. Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
All of that I've done is open them and look
at them to tell you what it is.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Good news. Thank you very much. All right, Kim, Happy
belated Mother's Day. Thank you for listening. Please hold on
for your adult novelty. Okay, college bed parties are a thing.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
What is it? What in the world? What is a
college bed.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
I feel like I've been to a couple.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
I know you have.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
We'll do the it's not exactly what you're thinking. We'll
tell you what a college bed party is coming up
next on. You can't make this stuff up. Never more
than thirty minutes away from post below and jelly roll tickets.
Right now you are seven minutes. So you got accepted
to college. The trend now is to decorate your home
bedroom in the theme of the college that you got
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accepted to. So if you're going to you know, U
and D or your Wisconsin or the U of M,
you get a blanket that says go Gophers, and you
get like a goldie Gopher lamp and you do all
the things that you decorate your bedroom at home before.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
And then of course you don't just do that, you.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Got to follow up by putting it on social media,
right like, look at this got accepted to the U
of M or else.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Did it happens?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Interesting because I didn't grow up with like social media
when I got accepted into college. So do people post that,
like where they've got accepted or where they decided to go?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know. Good question.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Well, I so because I work with high schoolers my
side gig job, and that's like a big deal in
your senior year is that you post where you're going
and you're like, I've been accepted with like the letter
and then everyone comments like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Girl, and then like student council for like every high
school always posts like their entire senior class and where
they're going to college.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Okay, cool, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Like a big deal, don't They usually send along a
T shirt? Because Carson got accepted to Saint Thomas, he
ended up not going there, but they send him a
Tommy's T.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Shirt, And I think they're rich.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
What they're rich.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
St.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Thomas is a wealthy private school. Yeah, but I felt
a little bit bad that we posted a picture of
him holding up and then he decided not to.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Go there were school. Alison went to Saint Thomas and
she did just fine.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
And she did she did know.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I don't think most colleges send T shirts unless you're
like an athlete who got accepted to go play football somewhere.
But no, I didn't get a T shirt for a thing.
I got accepted to four different sticker. I think it
literally was like kengrats, Yeah, your future waits.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Let us know, I let us know if you want
to come here.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I want to ask you a question. So in my book,
take a shower, show up on time, and don't steal anything.
It's just a little life hacks here and there, and
one of them is always stop at kids lemonade stands
because it makes them so happy. They're sitting there with
their like, you know, picture of watered down warm lemonade
with a little bit of dog hair floating on the top,
and you come by and it's like, you know, three
dollars for a cup of warm lemonade. They'll serve you
(25:26):
with their thumb inside the cup. But I drove by
one yesterday. I did not stop because we were in
a hurry and I thought I couldn't stop anyway. I
don't have any money on me. So do lemonade stands now?
Take Venmo? Do garage sales take Venmo?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I went to some garage sales over the weekend, and
two of them took Venmo and one of them did not.
But the one that they didn't take Venmo was this
guy was like eighty years old, so it makes sense
that he didn't take Venmo cash only, he said, which like,
if I'm going to a garage sale, I just always
go in thinking there's no way that anyone's going to
take credit card or Venmo.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
So credit card, well, some people do little square thing.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, but it was nice that one of these people
did have Venmo because I ended up buying like a
bunch of plants from this one lady and it was
like twenty four dollars and Venmo. It feels like it's
free because you're like, oh, okay, there you go.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I feel the same about cash though, because you don't
typically have cash, so then when you buy something with cash.
Because I also hit up a garage sale this weekend
and I was like, here's seven dollars for these three things,
and I was.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Like, that was free.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I don't know about lemonade stands though, if they take Venmo.
I know garage tales, yes, And I passed a couple
lemonade stands two weekends ago because I was in the
Linen Hills neighborhood and they had this big garage sale
block party.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Thing going on. Yeah, but I didn't stop. I didn't
get close enough to look at the sign.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
That's like I always stop. I know, they get so happy.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
They all stand up, and there's usually like one kid
handling the cash and one kid pouring the warm lemonade
or the kool aid, and then they also have some
like you know, fig newtons or something awful that you
don't want but you buy a couple of or they
have like a friendship bracelet they made and they got
a whole box full of them, and you don't want
their friendship bracelet, but you want to make them happy.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I got to start bringing cash when I go on
walks because I go on a lot of long walks
and I do pass kids with lemonade stands and see
in that time, it would be nice if they had
a Venmo because I would just walk over, pay with.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
My phone and have lemonade rather than being like, oh hey, sorry, I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
On mile five.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
I don't have cash.
Speaker 14 (27:26):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
So the only thing with that, though, is if they
did do Venmo, you know that that Venmo is probably
attached to their parents' account, so then the parents are
getting the Venmo money and kids want.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
That cash in their hand.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
They do, but if they're exciting, I think if they
would let me know if your kid did the lemonade stand,
do they do Venmo? I always think, you know, because
I've seen my kids grow, and I've seen all the
kids in the neighborhood grow and go off to college
and start their real adult lives. So I look at
kids with a lemonade stand and I think They've only
got a couple of more summers of this, you know,
and then they're going to get into real important things
like boys or girls or TikTok talk or cars or
(28:03):
school or gymnastics or whatever.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Yeah, and I always look at these kids and go,
this is one of.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
The last summers that they'll actually get to do this
because of a few years. The last thing they're going
to want to do is eliminade stand. So stop at
eliminade stand. Yeah, it makes them so happy, do it
and bring some cash. All right, Dave start coming up
in a second. You're never more than thirty minutes away
from another keyword for post d and Jelly coming up
(28:28):
on Katie WB. Now time for a Bailey bathroom update,
the ongoing drama, the ongoing saga, the day to day
lifestyle drama of Bailey's bathroom.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Bailey, Yes, thank.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
You, So I do have a toilet now.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
They put it in on Friday after saying it would
be in on Thursday and then never communicating the game.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
So it's in there now.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I have this really ugly concrete slab where the tile
used to be. Now that's really ugly, and also a
concrete dust film around by in tire apartment. All the
way to the very front of my apartment, the furthest
way that you could get from the bathroom, there is
a concrete, dusty film everywhere.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Can you use your toilet?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
I can use my toilet now.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yea progress.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
And I do want to ask my landlord for rent reduction,
and my dad says I should guess that I will
get nothing, but my mom says that I need to
try to negotiate, so I will be asking for it
because it was a huge inconvenience, not just because I
didn't have a toilet for four days, because that was
(29:33):
a rough thing, but because now I literally have to
clean my entire apartment and that's all I did this weekend.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
I was like dusting, vacuuming, washing things. It was awful.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I saw the videos of what your apartment looked like,
and I mean you were like wiping your finger along
things that weren't even near your bathroom and it was
covered in stuff.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
And I was like, oh, yeah, so growth.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I think what you need to do, though, is you
need to only communicate via email, so you have a
paper trail with your landlord.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Good, yeah, go through.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Chat GPT and put a premise in and say how
can I do this in a respectful lay way that
also sounds like I have a lawyer behind me, and
then send it over and see what happens.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
And I have that plan.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I told my dad I wanted to email, and he said, no,
you have to do it face to face so that
you're on like common ground.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
And I was like, oh, but I don't know about that.
I won't know what to say if it's face to face.
I'm not very articulate. Where would you be face to
face with your landlord.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I only saw him once in the entire process of
my toilet.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
To fight him over for coffee. And I'll be like, hey,
so you want to chat. Can we talk about giving
me some more money back on my rent? That'd be great.
I didn't have a potty for four days, so for.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Four days, no potty works. Now it works now, but
they it just took him a long time, and they're
laying you for clogging up the toilet.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, even though I truly I've never flushed anything weird
down that toilet, never once, And so the only thing
in the pipes were the normal things that go on
a pipe, which is out of my control, like, once
it's down the drain, why is it? How is it
my fault anymore? That's the pipe's fault.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
Well true.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And it's an older building, so the pipe probably date
back to like nineteen seventy one or.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Something, not like nineteen forty one. It's a really old building. Yeah, okay,
thanks for the update on the toilet. We we appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Happy, thank you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
All right, let's do Dave's dirt on KATIEWB.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Where can wait the dirt cannot Dave's Dirt on Katie
w B. I did not see it this weekend, but
Walton Goggins hosted Saturday Night Live. Here's a wee bit
of his monologue.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Thank you, very very very much.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
I am so excited to be here.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Now.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Most of you probably know me from the show White Lotus.
No spoilers, but I die. My character in White Lotus
is pretty brooding, which the Internet seemed to find attractive.
Some of my friends have even asked me, well, what's
it like to become a sex symbol at.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
Fifty three years so?
Speaker 8 (32:01):
And you know what, if I'm being honest, it feels fantastic.
Speaker 9 (32:09):
At least it did.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Until I googled myself and read some of the headlines.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Take a look, Are we all horny?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Are we all horny?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
For Walton Goggins receding hairline. I've had the same hairline
since I was.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Seven, It's not He was actually very funny.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
It's still kind of as weird to me to see
him as a normal person, not the brooding, dark character
that he was on White Lotus.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
He's also in Was It The Gemstone?
Speaker 5 (32:38):
The Righteous?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
He is baby Billy, the most obnoxious character of all
of them, probably besides Judy.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Okay, I've heard that's really good.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
And then I've also heard he was in Vice Principles,
which I watched two or three episodes of, and that
is very funny. And it was like, how can this
guy that was so dark and brooding on White Lotus
be so funny in Vice Principles. Hey, by the way,
I got a keyword for you. Heation you missed into
a couple of minutes ago. Malone is the keyword currently,
So if you got a phone you get the iHeartRadio app,
used that talkback feature and use the keyword malone to
(33:09):
win post malone tickets and a chance at the VIP entry.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
So one lucky winner is going to get access premium seating,
reserve seating as well as early access to the concert.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
You get some.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Post malone gifts, just like commemorative laminates and stuff. So
it's just the whole VIP experience that you get.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Okay, So go do that and you get a chance
to win those tickets. The keyword that you will say
into your phone to say the keyword is malone and
it changes every thirty minutes, So try to play as
often as you possibly can.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Can we go back to Walter Goggins for one second
and how he was talking about his forehead and stuff.
Can I tell you that I was researching forehead reduction
surgery this past weekend for myself. Tell me more so,
I just I have a very large forehead and I
have a long face. And I will say that the
one person who told me I have a horse face,
and he used to leave talkbacks coming about my horse
face kind of got in my head a little bit. Yeah, me,
(34:04):
So now every time I see pictures of me, I'm like,
I do have a long my face, but it's mostly
because I got a big, old forehead. So I'm looking
into it and like it's a legit thing. You can
get a forehead reduction surgery.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
How do they.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Reduce it because your skull is the same size. They
just pull your hairline down.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, basically they put an incision along your hairline and
then yes, they kind of like, I think, cut out
some skin and then meld the two together. It seems
extremely sketchy to me, but I was reading up on
it this weekend and I was like, hmm.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Maybe did you see these samples of it?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
No?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
And that was the next thing I want to look at.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
But I always get scared to look at stuff like
that on the internet because you never know what kind
of gross pictures are going to pop up when you
look like.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
I'm looking right now.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
They're not necessarily gross pictures, but it seems when they
move it down, there's only like half of them that
makes it look like it's a real hairline. It looks
like they're wearing wigs now, okay, because it's not where
it's meant to be, and so it's got that weird
like stitch line on the end, so it makes it look, yeah,
like it's a wig.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
So probably not worth it.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I think you look fine the way you are, No well,
I mean, you do have a long face, and and
some people what the good news is. And I think
it's mean when you call you horse face. I think
that's just me. Yeah, and we owe Jenny some congratulations
because she has just been accepted into the Preakness Stakes.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Thank you Preakness.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Stakes, everybody. I'm a pretty fast runner.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Do you get that joke?
Speaker 8 (35:30):
No?
Speaker 6 (35:30):
I don't. You don't know what the Preakness takes is.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
It's a big race.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
It's like horse race.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
There's three big races and Preakness is one of them.
The Derby is another one. And what the third one is?
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Ginny does love the whipping part?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Oh, I do love a good whipping MGK is it
the dirt Today?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Put his own spin on an InSync classic and it's
kind of cool.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
Check it out to use. Then in twenty eleven.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, all right, this is it's kind of cool story. Uh,
there's a maternity ward and all of their fourteen of
the hospital's maternity ward are all pregnant.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
At the same.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Time, I have fourteen nurses who are all pregnant.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
It was fun and exciting to see the beginning group
of nurses come through and say, hey, expecting, and I'm expecting,
and I'm expecting. So it's fun to be able to
come through and say, yeah, me too. How cool would
it be to help witness the miracle of life every
single day?
Speaker 5 (36:29):
And it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Oh yeah, look at this reality of our nurses are
experiencing the same things that our patients are.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Timberwolves one on Saturday night, they are playing tonight on
the road.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Yes, they're still in California.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
They play at nine pm.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Nine pm our time, our time. Wow.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Okay, this is if you're wondering about Zendia's a Zindaya's
wedding dress. Her stylist says that nobody's going to see
this in advance.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
They try to be as private as possible. So I
don't think they're like, they.
Speaker 14 (36:59):
Won't be a Vogue spread or they won't be uh,
you know, pictures out of the wedding, you know, and
the people that she will invite will be really respectful
of their privacy, so it'll be a really beautiful dress
that no one gets to see.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Well, I totally didn't know that her and Tom Holland
were engaged.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Oh, it was like such a big I'm Sorrius. I
just didn't pay attention to it.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
In this one. So there's a news analyst on TV.
They're live on the air, and they faint, they faint,
they fall over, they faint, and their co host just
keeps right on a going.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
It's not about ideology, or it's it's not about uh oh.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Rop oh my goodness.
Speaker 15 (37:40):
We're just gonna get some help here for Cameron. Let
me come back to Lydia while we get some help
for Cameron here, so uh Lydia the president. But we're
gonna actually we're gonna go to a break right.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Yeah, good idea A sort of kept going, but not really.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
What would you do, Dave if Bailey fainted all of
son in mid Days?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's so funny because you don't know what you're gonna do.
I remember we were in the break room years ago
here at the radio station. We're all standing around and
the manager is talking and there was one of the interns,
probably twenty two years old, and she's standing there next
to me and she just dropped, Oh, just dropped. And
everybody stood there like I don't know what to do,
(38:23):
Like is it your mind doesn't know how to process it?
So I stood there for a second too, and then
finally I was the first one to like, you know,
like kneel down and like see if she was okay,
and she came to almost immediately. But it's one of
those things where there's a clip of like a guy
standing next to a news reporter and he's being interviewed
on the beach somewhere, and the news reporter she just
(38:43):
drops and the guy just stands there and looks at her,
like your mind can't process it.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
It's like what do different? It is so dep Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
The one time I fainted was after I got botox
for the first time because I had like a panic
attack and I stood up and then I fainted, and
my botox girl wanted to go get me water because
I was freaking out. And when she came back to
the room was the moment I fainted, and all I
can hear is her be like, oh my god, oh
my god, and like in my state of panic already
(39:12):
I stress up more panic. I hear her freaking out,
so at least she was like kind of in flight
mode to go get help, yaha.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
So just standing there staring.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
And finally, Taylor Swift has been subpeded to testifying the
Blake Lively just in the Baldoni legal battle. His attorney
wants to ask her about a meeting where she and
Ryan Reynolds allegedly helped Blake pressure Baldoni to alter a
scene in It Ends with Us.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
That is the latest.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
All right, that is the dirt, brought to you by
six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. We
are now about ten nine minutes away from your next
keyword for post malone and jelly roll. Hang on, I'll
tell you the keyword. And also we're going to talk
to somebody who found seventy five thousand dollars in her
boyfriend's house. Where did it come from? Is it fishy?
(40:04):
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