July 24, 2025 • 31 mins
Dave guesses your cigarette brand, we gripe about first date kisses, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But we asked Alexa and she actually knew what is
the ideal beats per minute for a sex and song?
And she actually had an answer, one hundred and nineteen
beats per minute. Now, I'm going to play a metronome
of one hundred nineteen beats per minute, and I want
(00:21):
you to use your vivid, lurid imagination and imagine yourself
thumping away doing at this tempo. That is the ideal tempo,
according to Alexa, for Lovin, one hundred nineteen beats per minutent.
(00:41):
So we said, what are some songs that are one
hundred and nineteen beats per minutent? Okay, and here's what
we came up with. This song is perfect for lovin.
Arm over here, cat over here looking at you, Cat's
always on the bed looking at you. Hey, there's that one.
(01:02):
Here's a surprising one. Okay, here's another one that is
surprising the right beat per minute for the loven.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
We're getting a little inside of you two in the
bedroom right now.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Can't we just listen to the.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Met org's in heaven?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well, yeah, conversation, I wasn't. I was also including you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Here's one, but I don't think it much to make
love to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
No, it's not even Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Here's another one that is perfect tempo for the loven. Now,
it might be the perfect tempo, but it's not a
mood set of Surprisingly, this is the perfect tempo.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You like that, girl, I can't wait to tell mom
about it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Here's another one, perfect tempo for the loven, but risingly,
this one is also the perfect tempo. One hundred and
nineteen beats per minute for the loving. Are you ready
for it? You're gonna get all horny already.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Am.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Girls past the time?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Welcome girl. Hear that blow beats per minute? What its imagery?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Imagination of the mind.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Here's another one, one hundred nineteen beats per minute. All
night girl. So next time you're listening to Christmas, cool
one away.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
By the way, they.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Just started playing Christmas songs yesterday. Yeah, literally this year,
but a year why not?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You don't have to turn I don't have to turn
the radio station when you're in the middle of it.
All right, that is it for that on Katie WB.
We'll be back in a second. We're gonna play something's
kind of fun here. A lot of people don't think
that I have this ability, but I can. Actually, if
you are a smoker, I need to listen to your
laugh and I need to listen to your voice, and
I can guess the brand of cigarettes that you smoke.
(03:08):
And I'm not judging because I used to smoke a
pack and a half of Marble Alights every single day,
every single day, a pack and a half of Marlborolites.
I don't know anymore, but I'm not judging about it. I
don't care. But a lot of people think that there's
no way you can guess the brand of cigarettes that
I smoke by hearing my smoker's laugh. Oh, I can
call me sixty five one nine eight nine KDWB. If
(03:29):
I cannot guess it, I'll venmo you five bucks. Okay,
so there's your incentive. If I cannot guess your cigarette
brand by your laugh, I'll ven mo you five bucks.
Call me now sixty five to one nine eight nine KDWB.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Now on YouTube every morning starting at seven am, just
search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Now, this is an unusual talent, like somebody who can
juggle bowling pins, or juggle chainsaws, or you know something
like that, or tie a cherry stem and they're not
with their tongue. I can't do any of them things,
but I can do something that it's just weird. I
can listen to your cough, and I can listen to
your voice, and I can tell what kind of brand
of cigarette you smoke. So let's talk to some people here. Hi, Brianna, Hi,
(04:10):
where are you calling from?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Briard?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, that doesn't help. But how long have you been smoking?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
About ten years?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, no judgment because I used to smoke a pack
and a half of Marlboroughs. They were delicious. They are delicious. Okay,
I've been listening to your voice a little bit, but
I'm going to tell you a joke and I want
you to get it. It's not a good joke, but
I want to hear your best fake laugh. Then I'll
be able to tell you exactly what brand you smoke.
Fair Enough, here we go. Okay, what does a baby
(04:41):
computer call his father? Data? Not getting a laugh? I
need a laugh, even if it's a fake laugh. Okay,
let's try it again. Why is it so cheap to
throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts
bring all the booze. I got you just enough to
figure it out. I got just enough to figure it out.
(05:03):
They're Menthols, aren't they?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, are the camel camel Menthols?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Look at that. You could tell that's the laugh was
too clear, too clear, and I need a little bit
more to go on. That was I was.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I was struggling on that one.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Hello, Pearl, there's my girl. How are you doing, Pearl?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I'm that's not new.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I'm good.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm good? How long you've been smoking them? Pearl? Tell
you about twenty years or so. Okay, I'm gonna tell
you a joke and I need you to laugh so
I can tell you what kind of cigarettes you smoke.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Felipe flop? God,
these jokes are just horrible, not getting any kind of Okay,
(06:01):
you really got to punch the laugh. Yeah, you gotta
punch it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Okay, you don't really want me to let it go? No,
I do? Do you figure out what you're smoking through
your ear? Out of your head? Perfect? Perfect?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I try one more? Do you know your pupils are
the last part to stop working when you die, because
they dilate. Okay, these are the worst laughers ever, but
I got enough to go on. You're also a menthol,
kind of a gal am I right, yes, you're an
off brand. You smoke signal brand menthols am I right.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yes, look at that signal brand is Day.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
They're kind of an off brand. Yeah, trying another one here, okay, Barbara, Yes,
did you bring any personality with you today?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Barbara?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Maybe not? Okay, Well, you're you're fun to be around, right, Yeah, okay,
you're fun to be around. You're gonna laugh when I
tell you this bad joke, and then I'm gonna guess
what kind of smokes you smoke. Here we go, let's
see who were the greenest presidents in US history? The
greenest presidents in US history? The bushes, those very breathing.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I appreciate the effort, no question. Marlboro light one hundreds
how many years? Twenty years? Twenty years years? They're delicious, though,
aren't they?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
They have now given me COPD.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah. Well, you know what, there's a drawback. Every vice
has a drawback. Seven every vice you got a drawback.
Let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian, God I need
some personality on the show. I want you to laugh
when I tell you this hysterical joke. Brian, You ready,
all right, even if you have to fake it, which
you will. Here we go. Did you know the first
(07:58):
French fries were not cooked in France? It's no, they
were cooked in grease. There you go, That's what I'm
talking about. I knew right away them were parliaments, aren't
they they are? That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Legend.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, exactly, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Thank you, Brian. We appreciate you. Smoke him if you
got him, my friend, have a good day.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh the talents of Dave Bryan.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Text message from Sydney says they're struggling to laugh because
their lungs are.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
So badly damaged.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
That's not true. Are just terrible. Nothing like a good
smoker's laugh.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You laugh, I want to hear, marb Why are you
the face and you're crying?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Can't get enough air. I've actually considered smoking again.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Somebody said, Dave, do you smoke after sex? And I said,
I don't know, and never looked. You get it?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
No, I get we get it.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Do smoke after sex? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I never looked, see I thought the joke was that
you haven't for a while.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
One more, one more. I mean, I don't want I
don't want to blow my streak, but I guess we
can heiste Stephanie. Hi, Stephanie, you're a smoker. I can
guess what brand you smoke by hearing you laugh. Okay, okay,
how long you've been smoking? Girl?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Aheen years?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Okay, I'm gonna tell you a joke and then you're
going to you're gonna laugh now, Bailey and I have
been working on this joke. Yeah, and here we go.
There's one thing that scares me. There's only one thing
that scares me about Halloween, which is exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah alone, yeah girl, hack up alone girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah girl, she performed.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, you're not shy. Them are marble Boroughs?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Am?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
I right?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
You know marketing works, because all I can think of
if I went to the holiday station stores or something
to buy a pack of cigarettes is getting Marlboroughs. You know,
I don't even know any other brand. I just know
that the red. It's the red and white.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Ones where there's red and then there's gold, there's black
and then there's black and then what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Black is like the full flavored or something.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Ever, when I worked at a liquor store, everyone got
Marlborough Light, which is.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
The gold one.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, that's the healthy one, the healthy one.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Healthy health.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I spoke Virginia Slims probably or the the like orange
or teal ones that are like Native spirit.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I would So what is the difference. Are the one
hundreds the longer one?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well they're one hundred millimeters long?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Okay, yeah, long okay? Oh, I just and menthol means.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
What there's there's well not really, men meant ment you know.
Menthol is is a is. Yeah, it's it's they're really
bad for you.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I would be one of those ladies that puts the
cigarette at the end of the one of those long sticks,
like Corella Deville.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, you don't want to get your nails dirty. Yeah,
and I like the puppies.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That's what we'll be back. But you can't make the
where Let's see what we've got. What is a buzzword
that immediately sets off your BS alarm? People on social
media are saying, okay, here.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Examples ahead, Yes, protecting my piece.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Don't see that one is, but woke is not on there,
but it is down there. Actually yeah, yeah, Yeah. I
saw a guy the other day wearing a woke hat
at the Hopkins Raspberry Festival. Yeah, and I kind of
wanted to tell him that people don't wear woke hats anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
So the one it's a buzzword that triggered.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You, then, no, it doesn't trigger me at all.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
We're going to say something.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I think it's it's kind of like saying groovy. It's
just not it's not a thing anymore. Am I wrong?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I think it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Is it still? Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Well, it's a thing to make fun of people, I think,
more so than anything.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Maybe like, ah, god, you're so well, well, this is
kind of like a guy wearing an ed hardy shirt,
you know what I mean? Like, well, it's kind of
like that the guy was probably eighty years old and
he doesn't realize that you don't wear ed hardy shirt anymore.
Let's get back, Yeah I will, okay, leveraged Synergy influencer.
Here's one that I don't like. Aesthetic. Oh I like
(12:35):
the aesthetic in here. Oh Bailey, I like your esthetic.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Thank you is annoying too.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
A lot of like bosses try to use that to
be like, Oh, we need to do some team building
and build some synergy in this company.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
What company have you worked for that you've heard that from?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I haven't, but people online we've talked about this before
on the show for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
See do not get stuff like that here. We're pretty
straightforward here at iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Get it done.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
I don't mind the word influencer because I feel like, yeah,
that's a valid that's like.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
A just a descript or Yeah, it's a very accurate description.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
But like content creator. For some reason, that's the weird
buzzword that triggers me.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I like that better because I think that that's what
we all are, is content creators.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
We're not just influencing.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
They sounds so generic, though, I'd rather be right.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
We're basically marketers.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Wouldn't like that.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Content is just like I don't if I'm just like
vlogging and posting like one minute videos to my TikTok
and then calling it content, it doesn't feel like content
to me. It just feels like I'm vlogging, Like, am
I not just a vlogger a TikToker.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Here's another one that people are tired of work life balance.
I mean, we all want a work life balance, but
it just never works out that way.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It's tired of it. Boomers who don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Look at you, go ahead, go off.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I'm just saying some people like a work life balance.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
No, you've got to have a work life balance, but
it's never going to be perfect. If you don't work
hard enough, you will be ignored or fired. And that's
the way it is. If you don't work hard enough,
they will find somebody else.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Disagree with you.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I think that there are people who work jobs nine
to five jobs and are forced to be in offices
nine to five when they get their job done at noon,
and there's no reason for them to be there for you.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Because I'm paying you to work for nine hours or
eight hours.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, but what is the purpose.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
You're going to be a much happier, better employee if
you allow them to do their job like an adult
and not make them and force them to work for
eight hours.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think your secret is find a job that you
don't mind working Like I don't mind working extra time
on this job because I really love what I do.
If I was like bagging groceries, I'd probably be like
watching the clock the whole time.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
But should you be working more time? You should be
working the time that you're being paid for.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And also you get enough experience at some point that
you can do jobs quicker. What I can do as
a producer now versus nine years ago, Jenny is so different.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
So if you told me, like, oh, you don't work.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Enough because I get my job done quicker, that's because
I've gained experience.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
You guys should watch Jenny do the little like beeboo
bop audio editing.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's like and I'm like, hold on, click, hold on.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Click, click delete.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Undo, Yeah, oh crap, all right, anymore?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Any player? Team player? Uh, this says anytime I hear it,
I know I'm about to do the majority of the
work for zero credit and little award. There's a couple
of more unprecedented.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I'm sick of that word.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
These are unprecedented times.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I don't know though, that.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That was big during the pandemic, because we are living
during unprecedented times.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Yeah, I would love to live through a precedented time.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I think that would be kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Is triggering the show over and over and over and
over every day, this show, this show, We do the
same show over and over, war the Roses every day.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
We're actually reading from a script right now.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Daily Bailey, same thing every day day. But poop, all right,
We are going to be back in a second. We
got Dave's Dirt coming up in just a minute. A
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Speaker 2 (16:40):
Was the best thing to say, but okay.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm gonna buy a wine. What's a wine? What's it
called the wine? Wine? When you walk in the wine cooler? Wine?
Not a wine cooler, that's a bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
What are you saying?
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Wine pantry?
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A wine pantry?
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What's it called the fridge thing?
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Walk in wine coolers?
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Speaker 2 (17:12):
You know what makes me mad, duve no, I can't imagine,
well you as one.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Secondly is when men say, hey, i'll walk you to
your car when you're like out somewhere because they think
they're gonna get a kiss out of it.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Of course we do. Yeah, that's why we're doing it,
because you're got to make the move somewhere.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Now that's dumb. I went to pitch a friend the
other day.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
I had a conversation with a man for about thirty
minutes and he's like, oh, I'll walk you back to
your car, and I was like, no, no, we walked
here it's fine.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh, then I'll walk you back to your heart.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Nope, you will not be walking me back because I
know at the end of walking me back you're gonna
try and kiss me.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
And no, no, okay, I spray the water bottle.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Just carry that with you. Yeah, I feel you to
an extent on that. However, if you are going out
on dates with people and it's like you know, you
do the casual first days where you go to a
brewerer or do whatever, there's a point where, like you're
meeting that person there when does the smooching start? When
they walk you to your car? So I feel like
there's a point where you like are like, she walk.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Me to my damn car's going to stop? Watch when's
the smoochings starting?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
No, it's I think that's true because I think in
a relationship that was probably a little bit too soon
if you just met the.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Guy, just happened.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
In my life in general, like, even on a first date,
don't you spend hours with somebody?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
What if like you don't want to kiss them on
the first day.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Well, I guess then you go back to the car
and then when they go in for the kiss, you
turn your cheek yeah, you do this one.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Doesn't that make it worse?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
No, it doesn't make it worse, Dave. Okay, Jenny, you
don't think it makes it worse. But Dave, if you
took a girl on a date or vaunt, if you
took a girl on a date and you say, let
me look in your car, and then you go to
kiss her and she turns her head, wouldn't you like
go home and cry.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I know that it's a little bit awkward, but then
I would be like, oh, okay, she's not ready for that,
And then I totally would respect that, really absolutely, Yeah,
what are you gonna be like, come on and grab
her by the chin?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I assume you'd be perturbed.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
No, not perturbed at all. No, a little bit maybe,
But I would think, oh, well, then I was a
little bit premature. She's just not that into me.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I don't say no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
I was disagreeing with Dave. I was saying no, I
would definitely be just got crying in my head.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I will put his hands in his pockets kick a
rock well.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Alyssa curbed me the first time I tried to kiss
her my girlfriend now, And I think later that day
she did end up kissing me, but like I remember,
I went in and she was like no, she pushed
me away. What were you doing walking around like our
college campus at night, just being dumb? But like I
think there was a moment we were like ha ha ha,
and then like she leaned in close to me, so
I was like, this.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Is it and it's like she was like no, no.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
And then I remember I pushed the air. I was like, well,
so my ego was bruised. I think that you sometimes
you got it if you Every relationship starts with the
first kiss, so there's to be a moment. And honestly,
it's usually the guy that, yeah, initiates the first kiss,
and that's and that's probably okay with most women.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I am very much the person who prefers that a
guy is going to initiate the first any kind of anything.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
So yes, I would prefer that.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
And I do think that if you are going on
what is kind of your standard dates, now you're meeting
someone somewhere. Women don't usually let guys pick them up
from their houses anymore because we don't want to be murdered,
and so it's like that's the point where you have
to walk them to your car if you're feeling that
attraction to get that kiss and to start.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
But what if it's only one sided? What if like
he's like, oh, walk you to your car, and then
I'm like, okay, but I barely know you.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I just met you. This is our first date.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, sure, And then that case he's wrong. But if
it's date number four, okay, and you've had a good
time and it's like you're feeling a little like you know,
romance or whatever, and you touch his arms when he
says something funny and goes he is ahausting then and
then when he leans in for a kiss, well, eventually
you kissed a trip one time for the first.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Time, I did, ok you initiated that.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
No, okay, what do you say only that it's like
chivalrous to do that, because I also.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Like that aspect of it.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Walk into the car, Yeah, walking me into the car,
like hopefully you can read the room whether a kiss
is appropriate.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
At that moment or not. And I know a lot
of people can't, so I get where you're coming from.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
But I'm saying, like, I think you should walk a
female to the car if you are a male and
a female and going out walking him into the car.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Yes, But if it was like you know, February, I
think it's dark at four pm and we're getting drinks
and it's you know, seven point thirty and I'm parked
three blocks away. Yes, I want you to walk me
in my car. That would be great. But if i'm
literally if I can see my car and I'm parked
under a street lamp, and you say let me walk
to your car, shut up, Like, no, my car is
(21:47):
right there.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I'm gonna just walk to my car, Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
But if it's date number three and he likes you
and you kind of like him, and there's some sparks,
that's that's a subtle way instead of him going I'm
going to kiss you.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
This is why you're single, this is why well many reasons,
but I think that there's going to be an opportunity
for a first kiss and walking to the cars, because
now you've got probably a little privacy. You're not standing
there in the middle of Buffalo Wild Wings. You walk
her to her car. And then this is my line
that I always use. You want to know what it is.
(22:18):
I want to show you something.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
We are you showing a magic trick?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
And then you lean in and you get kind of close,
and if she doesn't go then you go, okay, she
wants a kiss. I want to show you something, and
they think that's key. I think I think that would work.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Honestly, I want to show you yeah, versus just like
standing there awkwardly and you're both standing there and you're
just like.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Okay, well it was fun tonight is terrifying.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You'd be like, I'm going to show you something. Yeah,
your dead body in my trunk.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You're you're judging me because you've already know you judge.
You judge the guy in advance, and if he's smart enough,
he'll read the signal that yeah, it's a good time.
So you say something cute, like I want to show
you something. What and she's like, well, what is it
going to be? And then you're like and then she's
like the who that was cute? And then she goes
(23:13):
home and tells her best friend Bethany. You know what
Dave said. He said he walked me to my car
and he said I want to show you something and
I was like what, and then he leaned in for
a kiss. And if that's cute, see, thank you.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I think it's what's funny is that Bailey was when
he said I'll walk you to a car. Bailey said, no,
I walked such a funny copound walked here.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Well, that's because it's a brand new I would do
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Funny, I like, I totally get like, oh, let me
show you something. I think that's cute.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
But if it's like, let me walk you hear my car,
let me walk you to your car, and my car
is right there, and they go, I'll walk you there anyway,
get out of here, man, because I know what you're
playing at right.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Well, so what he's just looking for the first kiss
in the same way that you might be looking for
the first kids.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
We have text mesages that saying first meeting is called
meet and greet. You should never kiss and only hug.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
One hundred percent. Yeah, for sure, unless less you sat
and talked for five.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Hours, right that, or maybe you already met in person,
like at a social outing. Sure, and then you go
on to like the first day. Sure, then you could
know because yeah, I mean I've met people in social
outings and we go on a first date and we
for sure have kissed right away because we already had
that like connection.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
The text says, I thought Dave was going to open
his trench coat at.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
The first move. Yeah about the trench coat. Yeah, that's
not what I thought they meant. I thought they meant
the chivalrous thing where you put your your co over
a puddles.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Now I'm naked under my trench coat. Yeah, that's what
it means. I'm never going to put my coat into puddle.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Trench coat is ninety degrees out. Let me show you.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Something, it works, trust me. Let me show you something.
What And then she'll say, they'll tell that. No, she'll
tell Bethany. Dave was so cute and sweet. He walked
me to my car and then he said, let me
show you something, and then we kissed.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
And great, Thank you, Bailey.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I'm gonna call Susan and see if she remembers her
first kiss with you and.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
See if you said that line.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, call her and see if he said that line.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I'm gonna call her from my phone. Hopefully she answers.
She usually answers my calls. I call her often.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
You guys are friends on the caller, ID do not answering.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I'm really sad. Oh, good morning, good.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Morning, beautiful lovely, Susan, I have a question for you.
We're on the radio, of course, of course. Okay, So
Dave is telling us what to do for walking a
woman to her car and how he like kisses girls
or used to kiss girls at their car. So I'm wondering,
do you remember your first kiss with Dave?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
No? No, not at all, no information. He didn't.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
He said he used to use a line that would
be like, let me show you something, and then he
going for the smooch.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Does that ring a bell?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Wow, you did not leave an impression on your wife
the first time you kissed.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I guess I'm not surprised, I truly all.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Wait, was that on the first date?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
No, not on the first date, because we went to lunch,
but it was.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Not that much.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah. How many days later was that water bed? Did
you get to see it? All right?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
She didn't remember?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
All right, Susan, I trust you with that. All right.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Well, thanks for answering my call. Love you.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I remember that water bed?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That was crazy?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Was it date too?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I don't I don't remember that. Yeah, I don't remember.
She was very very innocent, she was very like you
knew you had to move slow with.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Susan well, she was the one who actually legitimately wanted
a tour of the radio station, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
When I met her, She's like, I'd like a tour
at the radio station. Like yeah, she totally digs me. Nope,
she wanted a tour of radio station. So embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Give us five minutes and we'll give you the dirt.
Dave's Dirt on Katie.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
W B brought to by six one two injured Heimer
and Lammer's injury law. Venus Williams is engaged.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
My fiance is here, and he really encouraged me to
keep playing, and there were so many times where I
just wanted to coast and kind of chill.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
The Muppets played a paid tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, so
this was a duet back in the day with Miss
Piggy and Ozzy Osbourne.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Miss Piggy, welcome Osborne. We're gonna rock the place down,
come out.
Speaker 7 (27:48):
The run by the way.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Major League Baseball posted Ozzie and Sharon singing at a
Cubs game in two thousand and three. I think they're
doing take Me out of the ball Game, which would
make sense. And here is a twenty two year old
clip of them to singing this, so.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
So take me.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I love.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, that's how I sing it.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I don't think that he knew the lyrics or he
blew him on purpose. Yeah, I'm really sure.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
So I'm really hyped because Wednesday Adam's the show is
coming back to Netflix at premieres in two weeks and
American Girl Doll made a doll for it, so that's
been released with the series. It's a very it looks
exactly like how Wednesday looks like in this show.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It's very like emo and stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
And maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think there's many
American Girl dolls that give off the emo look.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, they don't know, so that's exciting.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
But yeah, the eighteen inch Collector's doll is available to
pre order on Amazon already, so she's gonna have her
braided jet black hair, black nail polished in the gothic
black velvet dress as sticker.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Price, however, is expensive two hundred and ninety five dollars.
I can't believe that's how much American Girl does. They're
super expensive.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I've been like, really on American Girl TikTok right now,
where random women are like, let me show you all
of my American girl dolls, and I'm just like, Okay,
I'm sad. I'm listening, and that's fascinating. People have great
collections of those dolls. Josephine is the best one. Unfortunately,
here's some bad news. Hershey's is going to be raising
their chocolate prices for your s'mores. Apparently Coco has surged
(29:50):
one hundred and eighty percent in its cost this past year. So, Dave,
I'm so sorry. I know how much you love Hershey's chocolate,
and how do you consider it chocolate?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I do, But the it's funny that I learned this
in Hawaii. We went to a chocolate plantation and the
Hershey's chocolate is not really chocolate. As a matter of fact,
it is. In other countries they can't even call it
a chocolate bar. They call it a candy bar. But
we Americans are so used to our chocolate tasting so sweet,
that's what we really think is chocolate. Like a Hrshey's
(30:20):
kiss is not chocolate, it's candy.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I thought that it was really interesting.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
So I think we're gonna have to, you know, start
using cheese for ours'mores and stuff.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Girl say less you guys remember in twenty twenty three
when Cardi b threw a microphone at somebody in the audience. Well,
that person tried to sue her, but she escaped criminal charges.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
So now they're doing.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
A civil suit for AsSalt and battery and then they're anonymous.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
They're still a Jane Doe.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
But they said they're still suffering from mental health issues
as a result of the incident, and her defense attorney
scheduled a press conference in Vegas for today.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
So okay, but she threw the microphone at them because
they threw something.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Out drink it, Yeah, Cardi.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
And it was that era of people getting like legitimately hurt,
like Mayberexa got hurt because someone threw a cell phone
at it knocked her in the eye or something. So
like a lot of artists were respond retaliating when things
were thrown at them on stage at that time.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah, you can't criminalize and entertainers for trying to defend themselves.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
And all right, that is the dirt brought to you
by six one two injured Heimer and Lammer's injury law.
If you miss wore the roses, something mysterious appears in
their kitchen and they can't explain it. He says, well,
you put it here. She's like, no, you put it here,
What is it and how did it get there? Next
But we asked Alexa and she actually knew what is
the ideal beats per minute for a sex and song?
And she actually had an answer, one hundred and nineteen
beats per minute. Now, I'm going to play a metronome
of one hundred nineteen beats per minute, and I want
(00:21):
you to use your vivid, lurid imagination and imagine yourself
thumping away doing at this tempo. That is the ideal tempo,
according to Alexa, for Lovin, one hundred nineteen beats per minutent.
(00:41):
So we said, what are some songs that are one
hundred and nineteen beats per minutent? Okay, and here's what
we came up with. This song is perfect for lovin.
Arm over here, cat over here looking at you, Cat's
always on the bed looking at you. Hey, there's that one.
(01:02):
Here's a surprising one. Okay, here's another one that is
surprising the right beat per minute for the loven.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
We're getting a little inside of you two in the
bedroom right now.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Can't we just listen to the.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Met org's in heaven?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well, yeah, conversation, I wasn't. I was also including you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Here's one, but I don't think it much to make
love to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
No, it's not even Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Here's another one that is perfect tempo for the loven. Now,
it might be the perfect tempo, but it's not a
mood set of Surprisingly, this is the perfect tempo.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You like that, girl, I can't wait to tell mom
about it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Here's another one, perfect tempo for the loven, but risingly,
this one is also the perfect tempo. One hundred and
nineteen beats per minute for the loving. Are you ready
for it? You're gonna get all horny already.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Am.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Girls past the time?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Welcome girl. Hear that blow beats per minute? What its imagery?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Imagination of the mind.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Here's another one, one hundred nineteen beats per minute. All
night girl. So next time you're listening to Christmas, cool
one away.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
By the way, they.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Just started playing Christmas songs yesterday. Yeah, literally this year,
but a year why not?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You don't have to turn I don't have to turn
the radio station when you're in the middle of it.
All right, that is it for that on Katie WB.
We'll be back in a second. We're gonna play something's
kind of fun here. A lot of people don't think
that I have this ability, but I can. Actually, if
you are a smoker, I need to listen to your
laugh and I need to listen to your voice, and
I can guess the brand of cigarettes that you smoke.
(03:08):
And I'm not judging because I used to smoke a
pack and a half of Marble Alights every single day,
every single day, a pack and a half of Marlborolites.
I don't know anymore, but I'm not judging about it. I
don't care. But a lot of people think that there's
no way you can guess the brand of cigarettes that
I smoke by hearing my smoker's laugh. Oh, I can
call me sixty five one nine eight nine KDWB. If
(03:29):
I cannot guess it, I'll venmo you five bucks. Okay,
so there's your incentive. If I cannot guess your cigarette
brand by your laugh, I'll ven mo you five bucks.
Call me now sixty five to one nine eight nine KDWB.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Now on YouTube every morning starting at seven am, just
search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Now, this is an unusual talent, like somebody who can
juggle bowling pins, or juggle chainsaws, or you know something
like that, or tie a cherry stem and they're not
with their tongue. I can't do any of them things,
but I can do something that it's just weird. I
can listen to your cough, and I can listen to
your voice, and I can tell what kind of brand
of cigarette you smoke. So let's talk to some people here. Hi, Brianna, Hi,
(04:10):
where are you calling from?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Briard?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, that doesn't help. But how long have you been smoking?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
About ten years?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, no judgment because I used to smoke a pack
and a half of Marlboroughs. They were delicious. They are delicious. Okay,
I've been listening to your voice a little bit, but
I'm going to tell you a joke and I want
you to get it. It's not a good joke, but
I want to hear your best fake laugh. Then I'll
be able to tell you exactly what brand you smoke.
Fair Enough, here we go. Okay, what does a baby
(04:41):
computer call his father? Data? Not getting a laugh? I
need a laugh, even if it's a fake laugh. Okay,
let's try it again. Why is it so cheap to
throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts
bring all the booze. I got you just enough to
figure it out. I got just enough to figure it out.
(05:03):
They're Menthols, aren't they?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, are the camel camel Menthols?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Look at that. You could tell that's the laugh was
too clear, too clear, and I need a little bit
more to go on. That was I was.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I was struggling on that one.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Hello, Pearl, there's my girl. How are you doing, Pearl?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I'm that's not new.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I'm good.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm good? How long you've been smoking them? Pearl? Tell
you about twenty years or so. Okay, I'm gonna tell
you a joke and I need you to laugh so
I can tell you what kind of cigarettes you smoke.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Felipe flop? God,
these jokes are just horrible, not getting any kind of Okay,
(06:01):
you really got to punch the laugh. Yeah, you gotta
punch it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Okay, you don't really want me to let it go? No,
I do? Do you figure out what you're smoking through
your ear? Out of your head? Perfect? Perfect?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I try one more? Do you know your pupils are
the last part to stop working when you die, because
they dilate. Okay, these are the worst laughers ever, but
I got enough to go on. You're also a menthol,
kind of a gal am I right, yes, you're an
off brand. You smoke signal brand menthols am I right.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yes, look at that signal brand is Day.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
They're kind of an off brand. Yeah, trying another one here, okay, Barbara, Yes,
did you bring any personality with you today?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Barbara?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Maybe not? Okay, Well, you're you're fun to be around, right, Yeah, okay,
you're fun to be around. You're gonna laugh when I
tell you this bad joke, and then I'm gonna guess
what kind of smokes you smoke. Here we go, let's
see who were the greenest presidents in US history? The
greenest presidents in US history? The bushes, those very breathing.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I appreciate the effort, no question. Marlboro light one hundreds
how many years? Twenty years? Twenty years years? They're delicious, though,
aren't they?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
They have now given me COPD.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah. Well, you know what, there's a drawback. Every vice
has a drawback. Seven every vice you got a drawback.
Let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian, God I need
some personality on the show. I want you to laugh
when I tell you this hysterical joke. Brian, You ready,
all right, even if you have to fake it, which
you will. Here we go. Did you know the first
(07:58):
French fries were not cooked in France? It's no, they
were cooked in grease. There you go, That's what I'm
talking about. I knew right away them were parliaments, aren't
they they are? That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Legend.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, exactly, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Thank you, Brian. We appreciate you. Smoke him if you
got him, my friend, have a good day.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh the talents of Dave Bryan.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Text message from Sydney says they're struggling to laugh because
their lungs are.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
So badly damaged.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
That's not true. Are just terrible. Nothing like a good
smoker's laugh.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You laugh, I want to hear, marb Why are you
the face and you're crying?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Can't get enough air. I've actually considered smoking again.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Somebody said, Dave, do you smoke after sex? And I said,
I don't know, and never looked. You get it?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
No, I get we get it.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Do smoke after sex? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I never looked, see I thought the joke was that
you haven't for a while.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
One more, one more. I mean, I don't want I
don't want to blow my streak, but I guess we
can heiste Stephanie. Hi, Stephanie, you're a smoker. I can
guess what brand you smoke by hearing you laugh. Okay, okay,
how long you've been smoking? Girl?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Aheen years?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Okay, I'm gonna tell you a joke and then you're
going to you're gonna laugh now, Bailey and I have
been working on this joke. Yeah, and here we go.
There's one thing that scares me. There's only one thing
that scares me about Halloween, which is exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah alone, yeah girl, hack up alone girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah girl, she performed.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, you're not shy. Them are marble Boroughs?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Am?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
I right?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
You know marketing works, because all I can think of
if I went to the holiday station stores or something
to buy a pack of cigarettes is getting Marlboroughs. You know,
I don't even know any other brand. I just know
that the red. It's the red and white.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Ones where there's red and then there's gold, there's black
and then there's black and then what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Black is like the full flavored or something.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Ever, when I worked at a liquor store, everyone got
Marlborough Light, which is.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
The gold one.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, that's the healthy one, the healthy one.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Healthy health.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I spoke Virginia Slims probably or the the like orange
or teal ones that are like Native spirit.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I would So what is the difference. Are the one
hundreds the longer one?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well they're one hundred millimeters long?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Okay, yeah, long okay? Oh, I just and menthol means.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
What there's there's well not really, men meant ment you know.
Menthol is is a is. Yeah, it's it's they're really
bad for you.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I would be one of those ladies that puts the
cigarette at the end of the one of those long sticks,
like Corella Deville.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, you don't want to get your nails dirty. Yeah,
and I like the puppies.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That's what we'll be back. But you can't make the
where Let's see what we've got. What is a buzzword
that immediately sets off your BS alarm? People on social
media are saying, okay, here.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Examples ahead, Yes, protecting my piece.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Don't see that one is, but woke is not on there,
but it is down there. Actually yeah, yeah, Yeah. I
saw a guy the other day wearing a woke hat
at the Hopkins Raspberry Festival. Yeah, and I kind of
wanted to tell him that people don't wear woke hats anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
So the one it's a buzzword that triggered.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You, then, no, it doesn't trigger me at all.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
We're going to say something.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I think it's it's kind of like saying groovy. It's
just not it's not a thing anymore. Am I wrong?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I think it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Is it still? Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Well, it's a thing to make fun of people, I think,
more so than anything.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Maybe like, ah, god, you're so well, well, this is
kind of like a guy wearing an ed hardy shirt,
you know what I mean? Like, well, it's kind of
like that the guy was probably eighty years old and
he doesn't realize that you don't wear ed hardy shirt anymore.
Let's get back, Yeah I will, okay, leveraged Synergy influencer.
Here's one that I don't like. Aesthetic. Oh I like
(12:35):
the aesthetic in here. Oh Bailey, I like your esthetic.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Thank you is annoying too.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
A lot of like bosses try to use that to
be like, Oh, we need to do some team building
and build some synergy in this company.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
What company have you worked for that you've heard that from?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I haven't, but people online we've talked about this before
on the show for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
See do not get stuff like that here. We're pretty
straightforward here at iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Get it done.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
I don't mind the word influencer because I feel like, yeah,
that's a valid that's like.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
A just a descript or Yeah, it's a very accurate description.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
But like content creator. For some reason, that's the weird
buzzword that triggers me.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I like that better because I think that that's what
we all are, is content creators.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
We're not just influencing.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
They sounds so generic, though, I'd rather be right.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
We're basically marketers.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Wouldn't like that.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Content is just like I don't if I'm just like
vlogging and posting like one minute videos to my TikTok
and then calling it content, it doesn't feel like content
to me. It just feels like I'm vlogging, Like, am
I not just a vlogger a TikToker.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Here's another one that people are tired of work life balance.
I mean, we all want a work life balance, but
it just never works out that way.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It's tired of it. Boomers who don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Look at you, go ahead, go off.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I'm just saying some people like a work life balance.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
No, you've got to have a work life balance, but
it's never going to be perfect. If you don't work
hard enough, you will be ignored or fired. And that's
the way it is. If you don't work hard enough,
they will find somebody else.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Disagree with you.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I think that there are people who work jobs nine
to five jobs and are forced to be in offices
nine to five when they get their job done at noon,
and there's no reason for them to be there for you.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Because I'm paying you to work for nine hours or
eight hours.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, but what is the purpose.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
You're going to be a much happier, better employee if
you allow them to do their job like an adult
and not make them and force them to work for
eight hours.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think your secret is find a job that you
don't mind working Like I don't mind working extra time
on this job because I really love what I do.
If I was like bagging groceries, I'd probably be like
watching the clock the whole time.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
But should you be working more time? You should be
working the time that you're being paid for.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And also you get enough experience at some point that
you can do jobs quicker. What I can do as
a producer now versus nine years ago, Jenny is so different.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
So if you told me, like, oh, you don't work.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Enough because I get my job done quicker, that's because
I've gained experience.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
You guys should watch Jenny do the little like beeboo
bop audio editing.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's like and I'm like, hold on, click, hold on.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Click, click delete.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Undo, Yeah, oh crap, all right, anymore?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Any player? Team player? Uh, this says anytime I hear it,
I know I'm about to do the majority of the
work for zero credit and little award. There's a couple
of more unprecedented.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I'm sick of that word.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
These are unprecedented times.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I don't know though, that.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That was big during the pandemic, because we are living
during unprecedented times.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Yeah, I would love to live through a precedented time.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I think that would be kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Is triggering the show over and over and over and
over every day, this show, this show, We do the
same show over and over, war the Roses every day.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
We're actually reading from a script right now.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Daily Bailey, same thing every day day. But poop, all right,
We are going to be back in a second. We
got Dave's Dirt coming up in just a minute. A
lot of stuff going on. More people are pouring in
with the tributes to Ozzy Osbourne, including the Muppets, the Muppets.
Did you know that the Muppets performed a song with
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Ozzy Osbourne? Did you know we tracked down the audio
of the Muppets performing with Ozzy Osbourne. We'll do that
next on kde w B. It's one of one point
three k d w B. A couple of things going on.
First of all, I want to mention that we're doing
the nominated teacher Thank a Teacher thing. iHeartRadio dot Com
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a big cash prize five thousand dollars. I do think
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we are asking them to use it in their classroom. Yes,
sotill benefit the students that don't.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It doesn't hurt us.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I'm gonna buy a gun safe. That's something ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Was the best thing to say, but okay.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm gonna buy a wine. What's a wine? What's it
called the wine? Wine? When you walk in the wine cooler? Wine?
Not a wine cooler, that's a bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Wine pantry?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
A wine pantry?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
What's it called the fridge thing?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Walk in wine coolers?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Okay? The rich people, well, you got to spend it
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Speaker 2 (17:12):
You know what makes me mad, duve no, I can't imagine,
well you as one.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Secondly is when men say, hey, i'll walk you to
your car when you're like out somewhere because they think
they're gonna get a kiss out of it.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Of course we do. Yeah, that's why we're doing it,
because you're got to make the move somewhere.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Now that's dumb. I went to pitch a friend the
other day.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
I had a conversation with a man for about thirty
minutes and he's like, oh, I'll walk you back to
your car, and I was like, no, no, we walked
here it's fine.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh, then I'll walk you back to your heart.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Nope, you will not be walking me back because I
know at the end of walking me back you're gonna
try and kiss me.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
And no, no, okay, I spray the water bottle.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Just carry that with you. Yeah, I feel you to
an extent on that. However, if you are going out
on dates with people and it's like you know, you
do the casual first days where you go to a
brewerer or do whatever, there's a point where, like you're
meeting that person there when does the smooching start? When
they walk you to your car? So I feel like
there's a point where you like are like, she walk.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Me to my damn car's going to stop? Watch when's
the smoochings starting?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
No, it's I think that's true because I think in
a relationship that was probably a little bit too soon
if you just met the.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Guy, just happened.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
In my life in general, like, even on a first date,
don't you spend hours with somebody?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
What if like you don't want to kiss them on
the first day.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Well, I guess then you go back to the car
and then when they go in for the kiss, you
turn your cheek yeah, you do this one.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Doesn't that make it worse?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
No, it doesn't make it worse, Dave. Okay, Jenny, you
don't think it makes it worse. But Dave, if you
took a girl on a date or vaunt, if you
took a girl on a date and you say, let
me look in your car, and then you go to
kiss her and she turns her head, wouldn't you like
go home and cry.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I know that it's a little bit awkward, but then
I would be like, oh, okay, she's not ready for that,
And then I totally would respect that, really absolutely, Yeah,
what are you gonna be like, come on and grab
her by the chin?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I assume you'd be perturbed.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
No, not perturbed at all. No, a little bit maybe,
But I would think, oh, well, then I was a
little bit premature. She's just not that into me.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I don't say no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
I was disagreeing with Dave. I was saying no, I
would definitely be just got crying in my head.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I will put his hands in his pockets kick a
rock well.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Alyssa curbed me the first time I tried to kiss
her my girlfriend now, And I think later that day
she did end up kissing me, but like I remember,
I went in and she was like no, she pushed
me away. What were you doing walking around like our
college campus at night, just being dumb? But like I
think there was a moment we were like ha ha ha,
and then like she leaned in close to me, so
I was like, this.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Is it and it's like she was like no, no.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
And then I remember I pushed the air. I was like, well,
so my ego was bruised. I think that you sometimes
you got it if you Every relationship starts with the
first kiss, so there's to be a moment. And honestly,
it's usually the guy that, yeah, initiates the first kiss,
and that's and that's probably okay with most women.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I am very much the person who prefers that a
guy is going to initiate the first any kind of anything.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
So yes, I would prefer that.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
And I do think that if you are going on
what is kind of your standard dates, now you're meeting
someone somewhere. Women don't usually let guys pick them up
from their houses anymore because we don't want to be murdered,
and so it's like that's the point where you have
to walk them to your car if you're feeling that
attraction to get that kiss and to start.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
But what if it's only one sided? What if like
he's like, oh, walk you to your car, and then
I'm like, okay, but I barely know you.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I just met you. This is our first date.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, sure, And then that case he's wrong. But if
it's date number four, okay, and you've had a good
time and it's like you're feeling a little like you know,
romance or whatever, and you touch his arms when he
says something funny and goes he is ahausting then and
then when he leans in for a kiss, well, eventually
you kissed a trip one time for the first.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Time, I did, ok you initiated that.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
No, okay, what do you say only that it's like
chivalrous to do that, because I also.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Like that aspect of it.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Walk into the car, Yeah, walking me into the car,
like hopefully you can read the room whether a kiss
is appropriate.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
At that moment or not. And I know a lot
of people can't, so I get where you're coming from.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
But I'm saying, like, I think you should walk a
female to the car if you are a male and
a female and going out walking him into the car.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Yes, But if it was like you know, February, I
think it's dark at four pm and we're getting drinks
and it's you know, seven point thirty and I'm parked
three blocks away. Yes, I want you to walk me
in my car. That would be great. But if i'm
literally if I can see my car and I'm parked
under a street lamp, and you say let me walk
to your car, shut up, Like, no, my car is
(21:47):
right there.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I'm gonna just walk to my car, Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
But if it's date number three and he likes you
and you kind of like him, and there's some sparks,
that's that's a subtle way instead of him going I'm
going to kiss you.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
This is why you're single, this is why well many reasons,
but I think that there's going to be an opportunity
for a first kiss and walking to the cars, because
now you've got probably a little privacy. You're not standing
there in the middle of Buffalo Wild Wings. You walk
her to her car. And then this is my line
that I always use. You want to know what it is.
(22:18):
I want to show you something.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
We are you showing a magic trick?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
And then you lean in and you get kind of close,
and if she doesn't go then you go, okay, she
wants a kiss. I want to show you something, and
they think that's key. I think I think that would work.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Honestly, I want to show you yeah, versus just like
standing there awkwardly and you're both standing there and you're
just like.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Okay, well it was fun tonight is terrifying.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You'd be like, I'm going to show you something. Yeah,
your dead body in my trunk.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You're you're judging me because you've already know you judge.
You judge the guy in advance, and if he's smart enough,
he'll read the signal that yeah, it's a good time.
So you say something cute, like I want to show
you something. What and she's like, well, what is it
going to be? And then you're like and then she's
like the who that was cute? And then she goes
(23:13):
home and tells her best friend Bethany. You know what
Dave said. He said he walked me to my car
and he said I want to show you something and
I was like what, and then he leaned in for
a kiss. And if that's cute, see, thank you.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I think it's what's funny is that Bailey was when
he said I'll walk you to a car. Bailey said, no,
I walked such a funny copound walked here.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Well, that's because it's a brand new I would do
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Funny, I like, I totally get like, oh, let me
show you something. I think that's cute.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
But if it's like, let me walk you hear my car,
let me walk you to your car, and my car
is right there, and they go, I'll walk you there anyway,
get out of here, man, because I know what you're
playing at right.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Well, so what he's just looking for the first kiss
in the same way that you might be looking for
the first kids.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
We have text mesages that saying first meeting is called
meet and greet. You should never kiss and only hug.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
One hundred percent. Yeah, for sure, unless less you sat
and talked for five.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Hours, right that, or maybe you already met in person,
like at a social outing. Sure, and then you go
on to like the first day. Sure, then you could
know because yeah, I mean I've met people in social
outings and we go on a first date and we
for sure have kissed right away because we already had
that like connection.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
The text says, I thought Dave was going to open
his trench coat at.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
The first move. Yeah about the trench coat. Yeah, that's
not what I thought they meant. I thought they meant
the chivalrous thing where you put your your co over
a puddles.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Now I'm naked under my trench coat. Yeah, that's what
it means. I'm never going to put my coat into puddle.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Trench coat is ninety degrees out. Let me show you.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Something, it works, trust me. Let me show you something.
What And then she'll say, they'll tell that. No, she'll
tell Bethany. Dave was so cute and sweet. He walked
me to my car and then he said, let me
show you something, and then we kissed.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
And great, Thank you, Bailey.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I'm gonna call Susan and see if she remembers her
first kiss with you and.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
See if you said that line.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, call her and see if he said that line.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I'm gonna call her from my phone. Hopefully she answers.
She usually answers my calls. I call her often.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
You guys are friends on the caller, ID do not answering.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I'm really sad. Oh, good morning, good.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Morning, beautiful lovely, Susan, I have a question for you.
We're on the radio, of course, of course. Okay, So
Dave is telling us what to do for walking a
woman to her car and how he like kisses girls
or used to kiss girls at their car. So I'm wondering,
do you remember your first kiss with Dave?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
No? No, not at all, no information. He didn't.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
He said he used to use a line that would
be like, let me show you something, and then he
going for the smooch.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Does that ring a bell?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Wow, you did not leave an impression on your wife
the first time you kissed.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I guess I'm not surprised, I truly all.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Wait, was that on the first date?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
No, not on the first date, because we went to lunch,
but it was.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Not that much.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah. How many days later was that water bed? Did
you get to see it? All right?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
She didn't remember?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
All right, Susan, I trust you with that. All right.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Well, thanks for answering my call. Love you.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I remember that water bed?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That was crazy?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Was it date too?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I don't I don't remember that. Yeah, I don't remember.
She was very very innocent, she was very like you
knew you had to move slow with.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Susan well, she was the one who actually legitimately wanted
a tour of the radio station, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
When I met her, She's like, I'd like a tour
at the radio station. Like yeah, she totally digs me. Nope,
she wanted a tour of radio station. So embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Give us five minutes and we'll give you the dirt.
Dave's Dirt on Katie.
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Speaker 5 (27:21):
My fiance is here, and he really encouraged me to
keep playing, and there were so many times where I
just wanted to coast and kind of chill.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
The Muppets played a paid tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, so
this was a duet back in the day with Miss
Piggy and Ozzy Osbourne.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Miss Piggy, welcome Osborne. We're gonna rock the place down,
come out.
Speaker 7 (27:48):
The run by the way.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Major League Baseball posted Ozzie and Sharon singing at a
Cubs game in two thousand and three. I think they're
doing take Me out of the ball Game, which would
make sense. And here is a twenty two year old
clip of them to singing this, so.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
So take me.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I love.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, that's how I sing it.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I don't think that he knew the lyrics or he
blew him on purpose. Yeah, I'm really sure.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
So I'm really hyped because Wednesday Adam's the show is
coming back to Netflix at premieres in two weeks and
American Girl Doll made a doll for it, so that's
been released with the series. It's a very it looks
exactly like how Wednesday looks like in this show.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It's very like emo and stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
And maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think there's many
American Girl dolls that give off the emo look.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, they don't know, so that's exciting.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
But yeah, the eighteen inch Collector's doll is available to
pre order on Amazon already, so she's gonna have her
braided jet black hair, black nail polished in the gothic
black velvet dress as sticker.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Price, however, is expensive two hundred and ninety five dollars.
I can't believe that's how much American Girl does. They're
super expensive.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I've been like, really on American Girl TikTok right now,
where random women are like, let me show you all
of my American girl dolls, and I'm just like, Okay,
I'm sad. I'm listening, and that's fascinating. People have great
collections of those dolls. Josephine is the best one. Unfortunately,
here's some bad news. Hershey's is going to be raising
their chocolate prices for your s'mores. Apparently Coco has surged
(29:50):
one hundred and eighty percent in its cost this past year. So, Dave,
I'm so sorry. I know how much you love Hershey's chocolate,
and how do you consider it chocolate?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I do, But the it's funny that I learned this
in Hawaii. We went to a chocolate plantation and the
Hershey's chocolate is not really chocolate. As a matter of fact,
it is. In other countries they can't even call it
a chocolate bar. They call it a candy bar. But
we Americans are so used to our chocolate tasting so sweet,
that's what we really think is chocolate. Like a Hrshey's
(30:20):
kiss is not chocolate, it's candy.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I thought that it was really interesting.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
So I think we're gonna have to, you know, start
using cheese for ours'mores and stuff.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Girl say less you guys remember in twenty twenty three
when Cardi b threw a microphone at somebody in the audience. Well,
that person tried to sue her, but she escaped criminal charges.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
So now they're doing.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
A civil suit for AsSalt and battery and then they're anonymous.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
They're still a Jane Doe.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
But they said they're still suffering from mental health issues
as a result of the incident, and her defense attorney
scheduled a press conference in Vegas for today.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
So okay, but she threw the microphone at them because
they threw something.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Out drink it, Yeah, Cardi.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
And it was that era of people getting like legitimately hurt,
like Mayberexa got hurt because someone threw a cell phone
at it knocked her in the eye or something. So
like a lot of artists were respond retaliating when things
were thrown at them on stage at that time.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah, you can't criminalize and entertainers for trying to defend themselves.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
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