December 19, 2025 • 29 mins
Santa is in to play Mixtape Game, we talk about cool things to do around town, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, there you go. You asked for it, little air
horn boy on kd wub. All right, everybody, mixtape game
with our special guest host today, Santa. Oh, Merry Christmas everyone, Santa,
(00:23):
thanks for coming in. Busy time up at the poll then,
I'm gonna guess.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It is so busy up there. We're making a bunch
of toys. About six or seven new toys this year. Wow, yes,
about six or seven new toys. That's about it, but
very busy. I brought you all some gifts as well.
What you bring, Santa, Dave, here's a.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Brand new magic trip.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Now it's gone. There it is, now it's gone. You
did it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Perfect new dog toys for your new puppy.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You Santa, You're so for me.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Actually sorry, the dog toys this here, sorry, Vaughan Santa. Yeah, yeah, here,
I got you season tickets to the Gothree.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Jenny.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Now you know the song he sees you when you're sleeping.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay, so that's real.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Let me explain this.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeh, fabrize.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Way too much?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah girl, yeah, but Rudolph can't even detect your home anymore.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
So Jennifer, please clear the air.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Though you've been very good. Just very gassy.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We know you're very busy this time of the year,
making your list and checking it twice and and going
to the mall and things like that, so we appreciate you.
We're gonna play a little game of the mixtape game,
and I understand that you've come up with some categories
that we need to fulfill with ap appropriate, so you're
exactly right.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Here we go. Let's do the first song.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's December here in the North Pole and you are
one of my elves. You're making toys and having a
great time, knowing that Christmas is just around the corner.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
But then you find out the toy counter is off.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You have to speed and make toys next week at
double speed. What song plays as you frantically make the toys?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Who would you like to go first?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Who would you want me to go first?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, bases right here?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Jingle bells la la, Oh my gosh, Santa the toy counter.
Don't worry, Santa, I'll get it done for you, and
at super speed.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, made to wait to kick it off? Nice? All right?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Who's Sanna?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Let's go to font All right, Well, I don't know
what Santa's up to.
Speaker 8 (03:06):
While we're busy working hard in the factory, probably smoking
a cigar outside with Frosty. But Bernard, that Elf and
I we look at each other and we're ready to
lock in. So we strap up our timblin boots, tighten
my elf hat, crack my knuckles because.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
We've got to work.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Hammer the train sets, tick of the Barbie doll houses.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
We're just going harder, better, faster, stronger.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Come on, Bernard, all right, we're getting the toys in.
We're getting the toys in.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Get nailer right, somebody, anybody nice.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Man, Santa, guess what we save Christmas?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yes, we did, Thank you, mister Vaughan. Let's I think
go to Dave.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Santa, thank you very much. By the way, this is
if I were a little Elf, I'd be there with
all you know, a girl Elf, and I'd be abe
there with all the girl Elves and we'd crank up
this song because we're gonna work hard for the toys.
Double speed Santa, a little cardio. We're bringing out toy trains,
(04:10):
Yo yos and Nintendo switch to.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
We'll get it done for you, Santa, because we love
you and we work hard for the toys. Thank you
very much. Merry Christmas, Hannah, Very.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Christmas, David, that's very nice.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
All right.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Will you read the scenario one more time?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh, of course I will.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's December here in the North Pool and you are
one of my elves. You're making toys and having a
great time, knowing that Christmas is just around the corner.
But then you find out that the toy cover is off.
You have to speed next week, making toys at double speed.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What song plays as you frantically make toys?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Santa and I are very close.
Speaker 10 (04:54):
I am his sassy alf I go by the name
of Zazzi, and Zazzi knows that if she wasn't on
her SSRIs called Sir Traleine, she would be stressed out
right now.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
But because she is on that, she's actually taking this
day by day.
Speaker 10 (05:08):
And she throws on her sunglasses, pops a sing in
her mouth, and she starts playing this song knowing she's.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Gonna make it happen. We'll get it figured out, Sanna,
We're gonna make it work.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You're way behind Jenny.
Speaker 10 (05:22):
That's okay, Skywalker in this lego set, that's all right.
They can use their imagination. There's gonna be a couple
of toys that don't come out the way they're supposed to.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Be a dentist, Sanna, you have a big decision to make, Sannah.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yes, yes, this was interesting.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Let me tell you that.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Well, first we're just gonna take these two out of
the way.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
But Jenny, you are.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, Well, it's down to these two.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
They were both good this year. Oh boy, Sannah, their
scenarios were right.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
But Bailey, she popped the Xanax and took some speed
and all at the same time.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
This is the speed we need to make the toys.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I would agree with you, Santa, she didn't really really
really want to, okay. Scenario number two it is the
mixtape game special guest in the studio, Santa Clause. Do
you know what Jenny put on her Christmas list this year?
Because Jenny's probably put something very interesting on her Christmas
list this year, Yes, she did.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
She put a couple of things. One boob, sweat cream Claus,
what the heck is this? I had no idea what
that was. You know, some other things that we're just
not gonna talk about on the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Batteries included her batteries not included. I brought it all right,
n alright, let's do round two of the mikestape game. Santa.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
All right, it's Christmas morning.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You're ten years old, and you sprint downstairs in your pajamas.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Your heart is pounding.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
As you fly underneath the tree, wrapping paper flies, boxes open,
and then you freeze socks, every single gift of socks,
stripe socks, fuzzy socks, socks.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
With reindeer wearing glasses. By the time you open up your.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Tenth pair of the excitement is gone, the reality is set.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
In, and this song plays.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
We're gonna start here with Jennifer.
Speaker 10 (07:49):
Okay, So, as a ten year old, I was grateful
for gifts. However, I am one who cannot with holes
showing emotion. So I am very sad. Imagine a cartoon
character as their eyes are getting big and the tears
are welling up, and I'm like, wow, Sanna didn't know
anything about me this year, And as that sorrys as
the tears are falling down my face, this song place.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Not anymore.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
You know, I wanted to polypocket. It's not my Christmas.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I'm sorry, Jenny, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Oh, Jennifer.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
Somebody texted and said, why does Santa sound like Georgie
from It, Santa came down in the sewers.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That was once.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
David.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, I'm ready. So it's all socks and and and
I want socks, I want to Nintendo switch to and
I want a Lego Star Wars Millennium Falcon. And I
didn't get any of that. I'm done. I am dun
done with the parents. I'm going into mom's nightstand. I'm
gonna get out some weed. I'm ten years old. It's
time to start to go into the kitchen and get
some juice. I'm not gonna have just juice. I'm gonna
(09:03):
get gin and juice. And this song plays and I'm
just saying half all y'all, I don't care, You're don't care,
laid back money money. I'm getting baked under the tree
and drinking gin and juice. Mom and dad are like,
oh my god, little David, you're only ten years old.
I'm like, you effed up Christmas, Mom and Dad.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
This is because of you, good to be fair Santa.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Mom was feeding little Dave Ryan hot toddies when he
was a little boy at a pretty young age.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
So this this does that of a true.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Story, true story happen I'll make my own joy on
Christmas morning, Santa A rack Vought.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Yes, keep me the scenario against Anta.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yes I can.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's Christmas morning, You're ten years old, and you sprint
downstairs in your pajamas.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Heart is pounding.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You fly underneath the tree, rapping paper, flies, boxes open,
and then when you freeze socks, every single gift of socks,
stripe socks, fuzzy socks, socks with reindeers wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
By the time you open up.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Your tenth pair, the excitement is gone, reality is set
in and this song plays.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
It's so tragic.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
All I've been waiting for all month is to jump
on my pogo stick that I've been begging for for years,
and to sit and play Mario on my Nintendo DS.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Just for socks. Socks. I mean, there's one pair of
chicken and waffles on it that's cute.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
But as it settles in, so does my disappointment, and
I can't hide my face.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I start patting my lip, kicking invisible.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
He just got the wrong attitude. He's gotta be like.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
It's my Turnity then turn sucks.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
I mean, I won't have any fun, but I know
this Christmas I'll at least be warm all these socks.
Speaker 12 (10:56):
I's gotta go down my road here seeing you gotta
just change your adage goes, I'm under the tree with
a little tropicana, seagrums, secrets and moms.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Hell yeah, got it.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
The mom's dash, dad seagrums, and I found some tropicana
in the fridge. Okay, all right, miss.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Bailey, what do you have for well?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Ten pairs of socks that reality really hurts, hurts hard,
and the song plays.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Hello Darkness, Smile friend, Bailey, It's fine. I've come to
talk with you. That's all I wanted.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
I love socks because I didn't want a new Dolly or.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I just wanted socks.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
I'm gonna go upstairs and come over with juice.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Baby, here we go. Here you go, have some secrets.
One one tope, one little tope, Bailey, come on, little
do it? Ten year old Bailey, Come on, you're gonna
feel better.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Santsa Dave's being naughty.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, well, just to let you guys in on a
little something. Santa was naughty once, and he also sipped
on some juice.
Speaker 13 (12:14):
Yes, I made it into the North Pool jail once, dear,
and I also was naughty, please be easy on David.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
All right, well, these were definitely some interesting songs this morning.
They're all pretty good, but you know what, there is
one that just topped the caked on the one that
made me feel sympathy and cried deep inside because.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
No child should get socks.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Nope, was ba Now it's fine.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
I wanted.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Hey, I guess I'm gonna put them on.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
You did imaginary dolls that I didn't get this year,
and you.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
And I'm just gonna go laid out o my house.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You're gonna be a whole lot happier at my house. Bailey,
you come on over, suck for.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
A little something else.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You're not wrong. Give it for Santa everyone.
Speaker 14 (13:24):
Santa Christmas, everyone, Mary Chris.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
All I want next year is just ron.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It sounds good, This sounds good.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Not gonna happen, Santa Merry, Christmas will be right back.
I'm k d w B with Jonahmurray tickets. We got
Joana Murray tickets for the show coming up on December
twenty seventh. The Green Room will do those. And we
are the home of Christmas Wish. Thanks for all the
nominations and donations, and thanks for listening to KATWB over
the holidays, Christmas Wish has become a lot of people
(13:54):
don't remember a time when there was no Christmas Wish,
and uh, it's been going on for thirty two years
if it was inclusive, thirty three years is the thirty
third year of Christmas Wish? Isn't that crazy? Iconic? You
ready for a little challenge, A little challenge? Okay, Okay,
you're gonna go first, finish the lyric in this Christmas song? Ready, yeah,
it doesn't show sizes.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
The lights are turned the way down low. Let us know,
let us know, let us know, the lights are turned.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Way down low.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
Let it know, let it lop wrong. You'd said three,
let it know. We're gonna fin You did so good.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Now, the way it works is that we're gonna get
you tickets to go see Joonan Murray. Get you out
of the house. After the couple of days after Christmas.
He'll be like, oh, what are we gonna do now?
Oh Christmas is boo. Get you out of the house,
Go see Jonah Murray perform at the Green Room and
call me now if you want to. If we're gonna
give you an easy Christmas song, you get to finish
the lyric. Now you're gonna go see Jonah Mourray. So
(14:55):
if you love Jonah Murray, call me now. Six five
one nine to eight nine hed wub Jenny. You ready
to try it? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Christmas this year.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
To save me from fear to tears, I'll give it
to someone special.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, that's the way the game works. Six five one
nine eight nine. Katie will be for Joan Murray tickets.
Finish the lyric and we'll get you the tickets up
by the way. While we're waiting, give a shout out
to Stephanie from your husband Orlando. It is her thirty
first birthday and the first day of her big break
because she's a teacher.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Oh my god, I think all teachers have like two
weeks off now, so starting next week, nobody's in school.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yeah, they need it.
Speaker 14 (15:45):
Take notes. Yeah. We will be here until Tuesday and
then we are off. We do have somebody on the
phone for the Christmas finish the lyric. It is Tanya. Hi, Tanya,
are you all ready for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Tanya?
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Oh gosh, I hope.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
So okay, have you bought for everybody? No? No, so
you're not really ready at all that? Okay, okay, good,
tree is up? Did you put a tree up?
Speaker 8 (16:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, good, all right, you're on your way, Tanya're gonna
play a song for you. You finish the lyric and
you must do your best to sing it. And if
you do, you're gonna go see Jonah Murray. You're ready.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Oh you you got this.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
It's a childhood classic.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
And here we go.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Used to laugh, them call him names.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
They never let bull Rudo join in any rainier game.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Could it be an easier come on, seriously, gay, okay,
I'm gonna give you a harder one. You do win,
by the way, that's that's kind of a gimme if
you didn't know that when you would have to cancel Christmas, Tanya,
you're a winner. Congratulations, Merry Christmas. Murder Olivia Dean on
kd WB. It is still very cold. It is four degrees.
(16:58):
We're kind of up and down, up and down, up
and down. No, it is gross, but you know it is.
It is that Christmas the time of the year. I
guess the bright side, Bailey Jay, Yeah, you get a
white Christmas.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
I know I am.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
I am happy about the white Christmas. I wasn't happy.
When it was forty degrees the other day. That was lovely,
but then yesterday everyone's like, don't go out, the roads
are bad.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
I just drove slow. I was fine.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
It is icy.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
It was icy this morning for me coming in and
I know someone had texted in and being like how
are the roads?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
But it was not great.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
And when I talked to Brandon from College Muscle Movers,
who delivers all our Christmas bushes, I was like, how
are you doing out there?
Speaker 7 (17:26):
He's like, it's an icy one today.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
So I don't know if you've drove yet, but probably
drive a little bit careful. My entire back alleyway fawed
and then became a puddle.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Right And then yeah, so I want to shovel.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Last night at like nine thirty because I whatever didn't
want to have to deal with it this morning.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
And I was just shoveling over ice the whole time.
And I know this is great.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
I know, I'm nope struggling.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You know, our down down spouted water all over the driveway,
which then froze up. There's kids playing hockey on my
driveway this morning when they left for work. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
He's got new tires.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I'm gonna ask that.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
Oh, let me tell you, today probably would have been
a real bad day for me to have those new tires,
because I still slid a teeny bit this morning with
those new tires.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
How old were your old tires? Because they looked bad?
You did like a before and after.
Speaker 10 (18:15):
Yeah, they were the O G tires And I got
my car five.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
You're so bad.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
My girlfriend Alyssa also probably that same situation where sall
we get new tires for her Monday. But when I
was in Jersey last week, she was like, I'm just
taking your car. Your car's got new tires. I think
my car has snow mode all wheel drive. God bless you.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
If you're driving with Jenny Tors.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's the last weekend before Christmas, so there's a couple
of things that are going on. Let me pass some
things that are going on for you if you want
to get out and do something kind of different. Usually
Stephanie comes in this time of the day, at this
time of the week and tells him some things that
are going on. And she's got she's on full on
mom Patrol's on vacation. Yeah, so she's got stuff going on. So, uh,
winter app Winter Applis Windows Wonderland is at the Marquette.
(18:57):
That is actually pretty cool. It's at the IDs Tower,
the Market Hotel on the fiftieth floor, so it's kind
of like a festive holiday gathering and blah blah blah.
So if you want to look up winter Apolis, Windows
Wonderland and she it did the Whizzes at the Orpheum Theater. Yep,
I saw it was great through Sunday.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Was it good? Beal like, I seen a lot of
friends going to see it already.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, it was good. I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
There's something going on at the State Fairgrounds. It is
called the Minnesota Mary Market Final Weekend at Minnesota State
Fairgrounds at the Union Depot in Saint Paul. European Christmas
Market Final Weekend Miracle at Big Rock. Talk to me
about this one. I've never been before, but I know
it's a big deal.
Speaker 10 (19:39):
I don't I've never been either, but I think it's
in Wisconsin, and I have heard from a lot of
people that it's super super fun. One thing all through
out there is I did the Glow Festival at chs
Field last weekend and that was so fun too. They've
got like a you know, like this giant slide at
the State Fair. Well they have the snow version of that.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, down it.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
You can get some hot coco, a little rum shata
in there if you want. But that was fun.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Miracle big Rock is it Saint Croix Falls, Wisconsin's a
drive through or walk through tour of over twenty five
million Christmas lights and seventeen themed areas, including Miracle Moon
and a bunch of other places to go to. Miracle
at Big Miracle at big Rock dot com. Yeah, they
(20:25):
spelled it wrong, but I'm sure it's Miracle at big
Rock dot Com. The Vikings plan on losing this Sunday,
so that'll be pretty They're pretty cool to do well.
They're looking for a high draft pick. Now you don't
want to You don't want to win any more games.
You want that first round draft pick they do. You
don't know what that means to you.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
I don't know what it means that they should lose
the rest of the season. They I mean the highlight
I think is going to be on Christmas when Snoop
performs at half halftime.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
For that, you are looking forward to that?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I am looking for to because the Vikings are playing
on Christmas Day? Aren't they play the Lions? Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
This seemed to be a lot of NFL teams. There's
not very many. I feel like we talked about the
same like five.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
There's only you don't talk about the New York Giants
because they're not worth talking.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
About that and they're not in our conference. No, I
don't care about those ones.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Right, What did you saying?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I honestly, I honestly thought you said Beagles. Really said Beagles.
That's my favorite team, the Beagles. Legal, let's do the
dirt on k WB. Brought to you by six one
two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. Now this was
I'm gonna play a little bit because this was one
of the craziest two point conversions ever on Thursday Night football.
(21:29):
I heard Carson downstairs screaming during this at about ten
thirty last night. So during the game versus the Rams
is the craziest two point conversion ever. Sam Darnold of
the Seahawks through what was supposed to be They thought
it was gonna be an incomplete pass that was tipped
over and bounced into the end zone. But they reviewed
it and they noticed it was actually a backward pass
(21:51):
meaning it was a fumble picked up by the Seahawks,
meaning it was a good conversion. Wait what the left here.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
And into a lot of traffic and incomplete terry.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
What do you see on this play here?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Oh, this may be a backward pass. We need to
get a good angle on it. But if it's.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Backward, then then this recovery in the clear and continuing
action in the end zone would be a good two
point conversion with.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Seattle after reviewing the play, the quarterback through a backward
path with the recovered in the end zone.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
By the author into trafficial conversion.
Speaker 14 (22:29):
That is.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
The craziest ever, craziest ever.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I know. If you're not a big football fan, that
was meaningless to you, But that was pretty crazy. If
you're a football fan, go look at the audio or
the video of that, because it is pretty crazy.
Speaker 10 (22:42):
Variety Is that a magazine rank? So they do something
a website? Yeah, yeah, they do something called Actors on Actors,
and so Jennifer Lawrence recently interviewed Leo A. Leonardo DiCaprio,
and here's a little audio of their interview.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Have you rewatched Titan No? Oh you should, I haven't
seen it. I bet you could.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
I bet you could, like watch it as a movie now,
and it's so good.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I don't really watch Maybe I do some movies I've watched,
you watch your old your movies.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
No, I've never made something like Idanic, but if I did.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I would, I would watch it.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
But I mean, do you put when was the last
time you did that?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
When I was.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
Really drunk, I put on American Hustle.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
And then my assistant went to download something.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Would you do it alone or were you showing some.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Showing people this movie?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
No, I was drunk, and I was like, I wonder
if I'm good at acting, you might put on American
Muscle And I don't remember what the what the.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I like what?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
I'm gonna have them cut that out, all right? For sure?
One club.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
I like what she said at the beginning where she's like,
you could watch it now and watch it as a movie,
because you think that, like as an actor, you're so
infiltrated as like an actor that you can't watch that
back right away and not think about like everything that
went into it.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
You don't see it as a movie.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Yeah, you don't does a movie.
Speaker 10 (24:00):
You just analyze your acting skills in it and you
think about what happened with this scene and how many
takes it took. But anyway, so I thought that was
funny that Leo's like, no, I don't watch my movie.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I've heard artists say that too. They don't listen to
their own music a lot of the time because they remember.
They don't appreciate the music. They remember who fought with
whom in the studio, how the producer you know, got
sick and threw up in the trash can, how the
guitar didn't work, whatever, and they don't appreciate it as
music because they don't remember. They remember the experience of
making it, not the product of making it.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
People were more proud of themselves than for stuff that
they do, because sometimes we'll like do a whole show
and I'll be like, that was a good show, and
I'll go back and listen.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
To it and go, that was funny. I just I
we're proud of me.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, I'll be proud.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
It's just something I know what's gonna happen, you know,
And I'm thinking about everything before, Like how anxious I
was before we.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Did like a Vonstar's a pot or something.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
So you do get anxious before flusters, get anxious before everything.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
No, oh, I was gonna say, I would have never
guessed that you do.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
If you do, it's hard to getting canceled every day, Jenny,
I suppose it distressful.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Huh oh, Jelly Roll.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
When he was seventeen, he was convicted of armed robbery,
and when he was twenty three, he was convicted of
drug possession. But now he's been pardoned by the Tennessee
Governor Bill Lee for his crimes.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
So he's got a clean bill of crime. Now, why
would your name your kid, Bill Lee?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Billy William Lee.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
Arianna Grande was doing an interview on Seth Myers and
she's talking about the Christmas tradition that she has with
her family.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
We make zapela.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
I don't know if you know. It's like zeppeline people
call them.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (25:33):
We call it zapela. And my my Knownah just passed
in June and that was like our favorite thing to
do is make the zapel as with her. My mission
this year is to come up with a plant based zapela.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Oh wow, yes, she.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Would not like that.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
What is.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Won't Actually she's also talking about how her mom went
over the top collecting wicked collectibles.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Well, first of all, my mom everything, Oh godcha.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Well, first of all, my mom has everything?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh gotcha?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Well my mom be like deeply in debt if.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
She has everything.
Speaker 15 (26:08):
No, no, no, she really she went a little too hard.
And I was like, Mom, it's okay, universal, they're gonna
send it.
Speaker 11 (26:13):
It's okay.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
And she'd be like.
Speaker 15 (26:15):
No, no, no, no, no, I need like thirty and I
was like, okay.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Perfect, that's funny.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
She just went out and bought the whole target.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Still so proud. Yeah. They were talking about the most
annoying songs of twenty twenty five, and the tie at
number one was both Sabrina Carpenter songs. I'll play the
lesser known one first, the Tide for number one. Most
annoying song of the year, you.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Know, sugar talkas.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
But number one, well tied for number one is this
song air by No.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
I don't see where either those are annoying.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I don't find them annoying. I don't. They said that
it was like, you know, repetitive or bad harmony or
something like that. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Oh yeah, it says that they ranked them based on repetitiveness.
Filler lyrics like yeah, I'm in law, high frequencies and
harmonic dullness.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Oh but I like harmonic dullness. I like it.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Nicki Glazer is feuding with Amy Schumer.
Speaker 10 (27:31):
Apparently a source told the not always reliable British tabloids
that all of a sudden, Nikki said that Amy became
very woke, in the sense that you couldn't say anything
in front of her without her getting offended, and so
they just don't like each other's stuff anymore. And then
another source said they stopped being close because Amy got weird. Apparently,
Nicki Laser is like very much more in the spotlight
(27:52):
right now, so maybe Amy has gotten a.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Little bit we I've never found what Amy Schumer. Yeah, okay, okay,
I was thinking of Amy Pohlar. Okay, yeah, Amy Schumer's funny,
but yeah, I can see her being like, you know,
very sensitive because Nikki Laser is filthy and disgusting. I mean,
I just couldn't. I've never heard of her before the
Tom Brady Rose and now I'm like her biggest fan
because she's my kind of humor, like shocking, disgusting and offensive.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I have to say so.
Speaker 10 (28:17):
The survivor finale was Wednesday night, and so they were
promoting what is she hosting the Golden Globes. Yeah, right,
So she did a commercial hosting the Golden talking about
hosting the Golden Globes, and she was like, oh, Jeff
gave me this immunity idol where I can pick one
celebrity that I'm not going to make fun of this year.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
So she goes through a couple people.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
She said, I'm gonna text j Lo and say that
I'm not gonna make fun of her. Oh, she blocked me.
I'm gonna text so and so. Oh they blocked me.
Oh jay Leno just texting me, block.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Jay Leno. Okay, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Pete Davidson is a dad.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
He and his girlfriend Elsie Hewitt just had their baby.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
It's a girl.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
She was born on the twelfth.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Her name is Scottie Rose Davidson and she's named after
Pete Davidson's dad, who was a firefighter who died during
September eleventh Terrist attack.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, I had no I knew that. Yeah, his dad
died on nine to eleven.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
Is horrible, wild And speaking of Pete Davidson, this is
messy Tomorrow Night Ariana Grande is going to be hosting
Saturday Night Live, and I'm excited because it's the holiday episode.
Share of the musical guests, so you know she's gonna
do love that song.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
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Okay, there you go. You asked for it, little air
horn boy on kd wub. All right, everybody, mixtape game
with our special guest host today, Santa. Oh, Merry Christmas everyone, Santa,
(00:23):
thanks for coming in. Busy time up at the poll then,
I'm gonna guess.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It is so busy up there. We're making a bunch
of toys. About six or seven new toys this year. Wow, yes,
about six or seven new toys. That's about it, but
very busy. I brought you all some gifts as well.
What you bring, Santa, Dave, here's a.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Brand new magic trip.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Now it's gone. There it is, now it's gone. You
did it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Perfect new dog toys for your new puppy.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You Santa, You're so for me.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Actually sorry, the dog toys this here, sorry, Vaughan Santa. Yeah, yeah, here,
I got you season tickets to the Gothree.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Jenny.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Now you know the song he sees you when you're sleeping.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay, so that's real.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Let me explain this.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeh, fabrize.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Way too much?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah girl, yeah, but Rudolph can't even detect your home anymore.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
So Jennifer, please clear the air.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Though you've been very good. Just very gassy.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We know you're very busy this time of the year,
making your list and checking it twice and and going
to the mall and things like that, so we appreciate you.
We're gonna play a little game of the mixtape game,
and I understand that you've come up with some categories
that we need to fulfill with ap appropriate, so you're
exactly right.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Here we go. Let's do the first song.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's December here in the North Pole and you are
one of my elves. You're making toys and having a
great time, knowing that Christmas is just around the corner.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
But then you find out the toy counter is off.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You have to speed and make toys next week at
double speed. What song plays as you frantically make the toys?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Who would you like to go first?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Who would you want me to go first?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, bases right here?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Jingle bells la la, Oh my gosh, Santa the toy counter.
Don't worry, Santa, I'll get it done for you, and
at super speed.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, made to wait to kick it off? Nice? All right?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Who's Sanna?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Let's go to font All right, Well, I don't know
what Santa's up to.
Speaker 8 (03:06):
While we're busy working hard in the factory, probably smoking
a cigar outside with Frosty. But Bernard, that Elf and
I we look at each other and we're ready to
lock in. So we strap up our timblin boots, tighten
my elf hat, crack my knuckles because.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
We've got to work.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Hammer the train sets, tick of the Barbie doll houses.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
We're just going harder, better, faster, stronger.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Come on, Bernard, all right, we're getting the toys in.
We're getting the toys in.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Get nailer right, somebody, anybody nice.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Man, Santa, guess what we save Christmas?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yes, we did, Thank you, mister Vaughan. Let's I think
go to Dave.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Santa, thank you very much. By the way, this is
if I were a little Elf, I'd be there with
all you know, a girl Elf, and I'd be abe
there with all the girl Elves and we'd crank up
this song because we're gonna work hard for the toys.
Double speed Santa, a little cardio. We're bringing out toy trains,
(04:10):
Yo yos and Nintendo switch to.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
We'll get it done for you, Santa, because we love
you and we work hard for the toys. Thank you
very much. Merry Christmas, Hannah, Very.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Christmas, David, that's very nice.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
All right.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Will you read the scenario one more time?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh, of course I will.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's December here in the North Pool and you are
one of my elves. You're making toys and having a
great time, knowing that Christmas is just around the corner.
But then you find out that the toy cover is off.
You have to speed next week, making toys at double speed.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What song plays as you frantically make toys?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Santa and I are very close.
Speaker 10 (04:54):
I am his sassy alf I go by the name
of Zazzi, and Zazzi knows that if she wasn't on
her SSRIs called Sir Traleine, she would be stressed out
right now.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
But because she is on that, she's actually taking this
day by day.
Speaker 10 (05:08):
And she throws on her sunglasses, pops a sing in
her mouth, and she starts playing this song knowing she's.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Gonna make it happen. We'll get it figured out, Sanna,
We're gonna make it work.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You're way behind Jenny.
Speaker 10 (05:22):
That's okay, Skywalker in this lego set, that's all right.
They can use their imagination. There's gonna be a couple
of toys that don't come out the way they're supposed to.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Be a dentist, Sanna, you have a big decision to make, Sannah.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yes, yes, this was interesting.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Let me tell you that.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Well, first we're just gonna take these two out of
the way.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
But Jenny, you are.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, Well, it's down to these two.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
They were both good this year. Oh boy, Sannah, their
scenarios were right.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
But Bailey, she popped the Xanax and took some speed
and all at the same time.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
This is the speed we need to make the toys.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I would agree with you, Santa, she didn't really really
really want to, okay. Scenario number two it is the
mixtape game special guest in the studio, Santa Clause. Do
you know what Jenny put on her Christmas list this year?
Because Jenny's probably put something very interesting on her Christmas
list this year, Yes, she did.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
She put a couple of things. One boob, sweat cream Claus,
what the heck is this? I had no idea what
that was. You know, some other things that we're just
not gonna talk about on the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Batteries included her batteries not included. I brought it all right,
n alright, let's do round two of the mikestape game. Santa.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
All right, it's Christmas morning.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You're ten years old, and you sprint downstairs in your pajamas.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Your heart is pounding.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
As you fly underneath the tree, wrapping paper flies, boxes open,
and then you freeze socks, every single gift of socks,
stripe socks, fuzzy socks, socks.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
With reindeer wearing glasses. By the time you open up your.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Tenth pair of the excitement is gone, the reality is set.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
In, and this song plays.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
We're gonna start here with Jennifer.
Speaker 10 (07:49):
Okay, So, as a ten year old, I was grateful
for gifts. However, I am one who cannot with holes
showing emotion. So I am very sad. Imagine a cartoon
character as their eyes are getting big and the tears
are welling up, and I'm like, wow, Sanna didn't know
anything about me this year, And as that sorrys as
the tears are falling down my face, this song place.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Not anymore.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
You know, I wanted to polypocket. It's not my Christmas.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I'm sorry, Jenny, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Oh, Jennifer.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
Somebody texted and said, why does Santa sound like Georgie
from It, Santa came down in the sewers.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That was once.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
David.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, I'm ready. So it's all socks and and and
I want socks, I want to Nintendo switch to and
I want a Lego Star Wars Millennium Falcon. And I
didn't get any of that. I'm done. I am dun
done with the parents. I'm going into mom's nightstand. I'm
gonna get out some weed. I'm ten years old. It's
time to start to go into the kitchen and get
some juice. I'm not gonna have just juice. I'm gonna
(09:03):
get gin and juice. And this song plays and I'm
just saying half all y'all, I don't care, You're don't care,
laid back money money. I'm getting baked under the tree
and drinking gin and juice. Mom and dad are like,
oh my god, little David, you're only ten years old.
I'm like, you effed up Christmas, Mom and Dad.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
This is because of you, good to be fair Santa.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Mom was feeding little Dave Ryan hot toddies when he
was a little boy at a pretty young age.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
So this this does that of a true.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Story, true story happen I'll make my own joy on
Christmas morning, Santa A rack Vought.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Yes, keep me the scenario against Anta.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yes I can.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's Christmas morning, You're ten years old, and you sprint
downstairs in your pajamas.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Heart is pounding.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You fly underneath the tree, rapping paper, flies, boxes open,
and then when you freeze socks, every single gift of socks,
stripe socks, fuzzy socks, socks with reindeers wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
By the time you open up.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Your tenth pair, the excitement is gone, reality is set
in and this song plays.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
It's so tragic.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
All I've been waiting for all month is to jump
on my pogo stick that I've been begging for for years,
and to sit and play Mario on my Nintendo DS.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Just for socks. Socks. I mean, there's one pair of
chicken and waffles on it that's cute.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
But as it settles in, so does my disappointment, and
I can't hide my face.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I start patting my lip, kicking invisible.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
He just got the wrong attitude. He's gotta be like.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
It's my Turnity then turn sucks.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
I mean, I won't have any fun, but I know
this Christmas I'll at least be warm all these socks.
Speaker 12 (10:56):
I's gotta go down my road here seeing you gotta
just change your adage goes, I'm under the tree with
a little tropicana, seagrums, secrets and moms.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Hell yeah, got it.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
The mom's dash, dad seagrums, and I found some tropicana
in the fridge. Okay, all right, miss.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Bailey, what do you have for well?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Ten pairs of socks that reality really hurts, hurts hard,
and the song plays.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Hello Darkness, Smile friend, Bailey, It's fine. I've come to
talk with you. That's all I wanted.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
I love socks because I didn't want a new Dolly or.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I just wanted socks.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
I'm gonna go upstairs and come over with juice.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Baby, here we go. Here you go, have some secrets.
One one tope, one little tope, Bailey, come on, little
do it? Ten year old Bailey, Come on, you're gonna
feel better.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Santsa Dave's being naughty.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, well, just to let you guys in on a
little something. Santa was naughty once, and he also sipped
on some juice.
Speaker 13 (12:14):
Yes, I made it into the North Pool jail once, dear,
and I also was naughty, please be easy on David.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
All right, well, these were definitely some interesting songs this morning.
They're all pretty good, but you know what, there is
one that just topped the caked on the one that
made me feel sympathy and cried deep inside because.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
No child should get socks.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Nope, was ba Now it's fine.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
I wanted.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Hey, I guess I'm gonna put them on.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
You did imaginary dolls that I didn't get this year,
and you.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
And I'm just gonna go laid out o my house.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You're gonna be a whole lot happier at my house. Bailey,
you come on over, suck for.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
A little something else.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You're not wrong. Give it for Santa everyone.
Speaker 14 (13:24):
Santa Christmas, everyone, Mary Chris.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
All I want next year is just ron.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It sounds good, This sounds good.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Not gonna happen, Santa Merry, Christmas will be right back.
I'm k d w B with Jonahmurray tickets. We got
Joana Murray tickets for the show coming up on December
twenty seventh. The Green Room will do those. And we
are the home of Christmas Wish. Thanks for all the
nominations and donations, and thanks for listening to KATWB over
the holidays, Christmas Wish has become a lot of people
(13:54):
don't remember a time when there was no Christmas Wish,
and uh, it's been going on for thirty two years
if it was inclusive, thirty three years is the thirty
third year of Christmas Wish? Isn't that crazy? Iconic? You
ready for a little challenge, A little challenge? Okay, Okay,
you're gonna go first, finish the lyric in this Christmas song? Ready, yeah,
it doesn't show sizes.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
The lights are turned the way down low. Let us know,
let us know, let us know, the lights are turned.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Way down low.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
Let it know, let it lop wrong. You'd said three,
let it know. We're gonna fin You did so good.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Now, the way it works is that we're gonna get
you tickets to go see Joonan Murray. Get you out
of the house. After the couple of days after Christmas.
He'll be like, oh, what are we gonna do now?
Oh Christmas is boo. Get you out of the house,
Go see Jonah Murray perform at the Green Room and
call me now if you want to. If we're gonna
give you an easy Christmas song, you get to finish
the lyric. Now you're gonna go see Jonah Mourray. So
(14:55):
if you love Jonah Murray, call me now. Six five
one nine to eight nine hed wub Jenny. You ready
to try it? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Christmas this year.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
To save me from fear to tears, I'll give it
to someone special.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, that's the way the game works. Six five one
nine eight nine. Katie will be for Joan Murray tickets.
Finish the lyric and we'll get you the tickets up
by the way. While we're waiting, give a shout out
to Stephanie from your husband Orlando. It is her thirty
first birthday and the first day of her big break
because she's a teacher.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Oh my god, I think all teachers have like two
weeks off now, so starting next week, nobody's in school.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yeah, they need it.
Speaker 14 (15:45):
Take notes. Yeah. We will be here until Tuesday and
then we are off. We do have somebody on the
phone for the Christmas finish the lyric. It is Tanya. Hi, Tanya,
are you all ready for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Tanya?
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Oh gosh, I hope.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
So okay, have you bought for everybody? No? No, so
you're not really ready at all that? Okay, okay, good,
tree is up? Did you put a tree up?
Speaker 8 (16:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, good, all right, you're on your way, Tanya're gonna
play a song for you. You finish the lyric and
you must do your best to sing it. And if
you do, you're gonna go see Jonah Murray. You're ready.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Oh you you got this.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
It's a childhood classic.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
And here we go.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Used to laugh, them call him names.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
They never let bull Rudo join in any rainier game.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Could it be an easier come on, seriously, gay, okay,
I'm gonna give you a harder one. You do win,
by the way, that's that's kind of a gimme if
you didn't know that when you would have to cancel Christmas, Tanya,
you're a winner. Congratulations, Merry Christmas. Murder Olivia Dean on
kd WB. It is still very cold. It is four degrees.
(16:58):
We're kind of up and down, up and down, up
and down. No, it is gross, but you know it is.
It is that Christmas the time of the year. I
guess the bright side, Bailey Jay, Yeah, you get a
white Christmas.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
I know I am.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
I am happy about the white Christmas. I wasn't happy.
When it was forty degrees the other day. That was lovely,
but then yesterday everyone's like, don't go out, the roads
are bad.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
I just drove slow. I was fine.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
It is icy.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
It was icy this morning for me coming in and
I know someone had texted in and being like how
are the roads?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
But it was not great.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
And when I talked to Brandon from College Muscle Movers,
who delivers all our Christmas bushes, I was like, how
are you doing out there?
Speaker 7 (17:26):
He's like, it's an icy one today.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
So I don't know if you've drove yet, but probably
drive a little bit careful. My entire back alleyway fawed
and then became a puddle.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Right And then yeah, so I want to shovel.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Last night at like nine thirty because I whatever didn't
want to have to deal with it this morning.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
And I was just shoveling over ice the whole time.
And I know this is great.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
I know, I'm nope struggling.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You know, our down down spouted water all over the driveway,
which then froze up. There's kids playing hockey on my
driveway this morning when they left for work. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
He's got new tires.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I'm gonna ask that.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
Oh, let me tell you, today probably would have been
a real bad day for me to have those new tires,
because I still slid a teeny bit this morning with
those new tires.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
How old were your old tires? Because they looked bad?
You did like a before and after.
Speaker 10 (18:15):
Yeah, they were the O G tires And I got
my car five.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
You're so bad.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
My girlfriend Alyssa also probably that same situation where sall
we get new tires for her Monday. But when I
was in Jersey last week, she was like, I'm just
taking your car. Your car's got new tires. I think
my car has snow mode all wheel drive. God bless you.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
If you're driving with Jenny Tors.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's the last weekend before Christmas, so there's a couple
of things that are going on. Let me pass some
things that are going on for you if you want
to get out and do something kind of different. Usually
Stephanie comes in this time of the day, at this
time of the week and tells him some things that
are going on. And she's got she's on full on
mom Patrol's on vacation. Yeah, so she's got stuff going on. So, uh,
winter app Winter Applis Windows Wonderland is at the Marquette.
(18:57):
That is actually pretty cool. It's at the IDs Tower,
the Market Hotel on the fiftieth floor, so it's kind
of like a festive holiday gathering and blah blah blah.
So if you want to look up winter Apolis, Windows
Wonderland and she it did the Whizzes at the Orpheum Theater. Yep,
I saw it was great through Sunday.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Was it good? Beal like, I seen a lot of
friends going to see it already.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, it was good. I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
There's something going on at the State Fairgrounds. It is
called the Minnesota Mary Market Final Weekend at Minnesota State
Fairgrounds at the Union Depot in Saint Paul. European Christmas
Market Final Weekend Miracle at Big Rock. Talk to me
about this one. I've never been before, but I know
it's a big deal.
Speaker 10 (19:39):
I don't I've never been either, but I think it's
in Wisconsin, and I have heard from a lot of
people that it's super super fun. One thing all through
out there is I did the Glow Festival at chs
Field last weekend and that was so fun too. They've
got like a you know, like this giant slide at
the State Fair. Well they have the snow version of that.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, down it.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
You can get some hot coco, a little rum shata
in there if you want. But that was fun.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Miracle big Rock is it Saint Croix Falls, Wisconsin's a
drive through or walk through tour of over twenty five
million Christmas lights and seventeen themed areas, including Miracle Moon
and a bunch of other places to go to. Miracle
at Big Miracle at big Rock dot com. Yeah, they
(20:25):
spelled it wrong, but I'm sure it's Miracle at big
Rock dot Com. The Vikings plan on losing this Sunday,
so that'll be pretty They're pretty cool to do well.
They're looking for a high draft pick. Now you don't
want to You don't want to win any more games.
You want that first round draft pick they do. You
don't know what that means to you.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
I don't know what it means that they should lose
the rest of the season. They I mean the highlight
I think is going to be on Christmas when Snoop
performs at half halftime.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
For that, you are looking forward to that?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I am looking for to because the Vikings are playing
on Christmas Day? Aren't they play the Lions? Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
This seemed to be a lot of NFL teams. There's
not very many. I feel like we talked about the
same like five.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
There's only you don't talk about the New York Giants
because they're not worth talking.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
About that and they're not in our conference. No, I
don't care about those ones.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Right, What did you saying?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I honestly, I honestly thought you said Beagles. Really said Beagles.
That's my favorite team, the Beagles. Legal, let's do the
dirt on k WB. Brought to you by six one
two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. Now this was
I'm gonna play a little bit because this was one
of the craziest two point conversions ever on Thursday Night football.
(21:29):
I heard Carson downstairs screaming during this at about ten
thirty last night. So during the game versus the Rams
is the craziest two point conversion ever. Sam Darnold of
the Seahawks through what was supposed to be They thought
it was gonna be an incomplete pass that was tipped
over and bounced into the end zone. But they reviewed
it and they noticed it was actually a backward pass
(21:51):
meaning it was a fumble picked up by the Seahawks,
meaning it was a good conversion. Wait what the left here.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
And into a lot of traffic and incomplete terry.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
What do you see on this play here?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Oh, this may be a backward pass. We need to
get a good angle on it. But if it's.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Backward, then then this recovery in the clear and continuing
action in the end zone would be a good two
point conversion with.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Seattle after reviewing the play, the quarterback through a backward
path with the recovered in the end zone.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
By the author into trafficial conversion.
Speaker 14 (22:29):
That is.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
The craziest ever, craziest ever.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I know. If you're not a big football fan, that
was meaningless to you, But that was pretty crazy. If
you're a football fan, go look at the audio or
the video of that, because it is pretty crazy.
Speaker 10 (22:42):
Variety Is that a magazine rank? So they do something
a website? Yeah, yeah, they do something called Actors on Actors,
and so Jennifer Lawrence recently interviewed Leo A. Leonardo DiCaprio,
and here's a little audio of their interview.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Have you rewatched Titan No? Oh you should, I haven't
seen it. I bet you could.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
I bet you could, like watch it as a movie now,
and it's so good.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I don't really watch Maybe I do some movies I've watched,
you watch your old your movies.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
No, I've never made something like Idanic, but if I did.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I would, I would watch it.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
But I mean, do you put when was the last
time you did that?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
When I was.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
Really drunk, I put on American Hustle.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
And then my assistant went to download something.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Would you do it alone or were you showing some.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Showing people this movie?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
No, I was drunk, and I was like, I wonder
if I'm good at acting, you might put on American
Muscle And I don't remember what the what the.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I like what?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
I'm gonna have them cut that out, all right? For sure?
One club.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
I like what she said at the beginning where she's like,
you could watch it now and watch it as a movie,
because you think that, like as an actor, you're so
infiltrated as like an actor that you can't watch that
back right away and not think about like everything that
went into it.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
You don't see it as a movie.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Yeah, you don't does a movie.
Speaker 10 (24:00):
You just analyze your acting skills in it and you
think about what happened with this scene and how many
takes it took. But anyway, so I thought that was
funny that Leo's like, no, I don't watch my movie.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I've heard artists say that too. They don't listen to
their own music a lot of the time because they remember.
They don't appreciate the music. They remember who fought with
whom in the studio, how the producer you know, got
sick and threw up in the trash can, how the
guitar didn't work, whatever, and they don't appreciate it as
music because they don't remember. They remember the experience of
making it, not the product of making it.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
People were more proud of themselves than for stuff that
they do, because sometimes we'll like do a whole show
and I'll be like, that was a good show, and
I'll go back and listen.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
To it and go, that was funny. I just I
we're proud of me.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, I'll be proud.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
It's just something I know what's gonna happen, you know,
And I'm thinking about everything before, Like how anxious I
was before we.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Did like a Vonstar's a pot or something.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
So you do get anxious before flusters, get anxious before everything.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
No, oh, I was gonna say, I would have never
guessed that you do.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
If you do, it's hard to getting canceled every day, Jenny,
I suppose it distressful.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Huh oh, Jelly Roll.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
When he was seventeen, he was convicted of armed robbery,
and when he was twenty three, he was convicted of
drug possession. But now he's been pardoned by the Tennessee
Governor Bill Lee for his crimes.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
So he's got a clean bill of crime. Now, why
would your name your kid, Bill Lee?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Billy William Lee.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
Arianna Grande was doing an interview on Seth Myers and
she's talking about the Christmas tradition that she has with
her family.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
We make zapela.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
I don't know if you know. It's like zeppeline people
call them.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (25:33):
We call it zapela. And my my Knownah just passed
in June and that was like our favorite thing to
do is make the zapel as with her. My mission
this year is to come up with a plant based zapela.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Oh wow, yes, she.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Would not like that.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
What is.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Won't Actually she's also talking about how her mom went
over the top collecting wicked collectibles.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Well, first of all, my mom everything, Oh godcha.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Well, first of all, my mom has everything?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh gotcha?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Well my mom be like deeply in debt if.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
She has everything.
Speaker 15 (26:08):
No, no, no, she really she went a little too hard.
And I was like, Mom, it's okay, universal, they're gonna
send it.
Speaker 11 (26:13):
It's okay.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
And she'd be like.
Speaker 15 (26:15):
No, no, no, no, no, I need like thirty and I
was like, okay.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Perfect, that's funny.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
She just went out and bought the whole target.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Still so proud. Yeah. They were talking about the most
annoying songs of twenty twenty five, and the tie at
number one was both Sabrina Carpenter songs. I'll play the
lesser known one first, the Tide for number one. Most
annoying song of the year, you.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Know, sugar talkas.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
But number one, well tied for number one is this
song air by No.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
I don't see where either those are annoying.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I don't find them annoying. I don't. They said that
it was like, you know, repetitive or bad harmony or
something like that. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Oh yeah, it says that they ranked them based on repetitiveness.
Filler lyrics like yeah, I'm in law, high frequencies and
harmonic dullness.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Oh but I like harmonic dullness. I like it.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Nicki Glazer is feuding with Amy Schumer.
Speaker 10 (27:31):
Apparently a source told the not always reliable British tabloids
that all of a sudden, Nikki said that Amy became
very woke, in the sense that you couldn't say anything
in front of her without her getting offended, and so
they just don't like each other's stuff anymore. And then
another source said they stopped being close because Amy got weird. Apparently,
Nicki Laser is like very much more in the spotlight
(27:52):
right now, so maybe Amy has gotten a.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Little bit we I've never found what Amy Schumer. Yeah, okay, okay,
I was thinking of Amy Pohlar. Okay, yeah, Amy Schumer's funny,
but yeah, I can see her being like, you know,
very sensitive because Nikki Laser is filthy and disgusting. I mean,
I just couldn't. I've never heard of her before the
Tom Brady Rose and now I'm like her biggest fan
because she's my kind of humor, like shocking, disgusting and offensive.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I have to say so.
Speaker 10 (28:17):
The survivor finale was Wednesday night, and so they were
promoting what is she hosting the Golden Globes. Yeah, right,
So she did a commercial hosting the Golden talking about
hosting the Golden Globes, and she was like, oh, Jeff
gave me this immunity idol where I can pick one
celebrity that I'm not going to make fun of this year.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
So she goes through a couple people.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
She said, I'm gonna text j Lo and say that
I'm not gonna make fun of her. Oh, she blocked me.
I'm gonna text so and so. Oh they blocked me.
Oh jay Leno just texting me, block.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Jay Leno. Okay, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Pete Davidson is a dad.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
He and his girlfriend Elsie Hewitt just had their baby.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
It's a girl.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
She was born on the twelfth.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Her name is Scottie Rose Davidson and she's named after
Pete Davidson's dad, who was a firefighter who died during
September eleventh Terrist attack.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, I had no I knew that. Yeah, his dad
died on nine to eleven.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
Is horrible, wild And speaking of Pete Davidson, this is
messy Tomorrow Night Ariana Grande is going to be hosting
Saturday Night Live, and I'm excited because it's the holiday episode.
Share of the musical guests, so you know she's gonna
do love that song.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
All right. That is the Dirt brought to you by
six one two, Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law, and
we'll be back in a minute. On Katie wb Let's
She Watch coming up here. Oh, you got to hear
this one. It's a woman who tried her best to
get rid of a guy, but what the link? She
guy was too clingy and he was just She's like,
you got to leave me alone. He's like, no, I
(29:47):
love you, I am serious about you, and she's like,
you are too clingy. So she went to an extreme
to get rid of him and it worked. You got
to hear what she did, and we'll tell you, well,
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