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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did I tell you guys how I'm still going back
and forth with my apartment complex about the poop the dog.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Really, you talk about it all the time. Somebody was like,
not cleaning up the dog poop, right, I think a
couple of people.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I watched one guy and I think he lives on
my floor, use we have like patches of grass outside.
He let his dog poop and then just walked away,
and he knows I saw him too. So I emailed
them and I was like, hey, I almost stepped on it,
and like, I watched this guy deliberately do it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Can you guys say something?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
No email had been sent, And then I went to
them and I mean, she's the nicest apartment lady, but
she was like, yo, well we can send an email,
but sometimes since it's like just public access, people can
come from like the neighboring things, and you know it's
not necessarily our tenants. But they've been sending all these
other emails about unregistered vehicles and packages. So I'm like,
you can't send another email about the dog poop. But
it's like, hey, please pick up your dog poop. Yes,
(00:47):
it's so easy to pick up dog poopy. We have
like a little dog park thing there, so they have
areas for you to get bags and trash and stuff,
pick it up, throw it out.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It always will befuddle me as to why people can't
pick up their dog poop and why you know, you
see like either the dog poop on the path or
you see the bag of dog poop that somebody has
picked it up and they've tied it in a neat
little knot and said it there on the side of
the path.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That is dumb to me because like, what, what are you?
Why is that right there? Like you you still manage
to pick it up? Because I could imagine if you're like, well,
I never pick up dog poop because I don't want
my hand to be like touching it, even if it's
with a bag. But like you put it in the
bag and then you left it there.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Why this text message says it's dog poop, who cares?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I care? How would you feel if I came in
your house and poop and.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Then just left it there trying to yeah, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Then to see that again, that attitude befuddles me. It's
dog poop? Who cares? Well? We try to keep our neighborhoods, like,
you know, you wouldn't just throw like an Arby's bag
on the ground. It's just an Arby's bag. Who cares? Well,
I care because this is our neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I think the only time I ever leave dog poop
on the ground is if it's actively raining and or
like if it's snowing and they poop on top of
the snow and there's snow like coming down in sheets,
then I think that's gonna wash away.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Eventually or get bury. But mostly raining. We're so, we're so,
we got so many marshes and swamps and lakes around
here that where does the dog poop wash into? Well,
it washes down into the marsh, yeah, and the lake.
So it's not a good idea. Cryptosporidiums do you want it?
Do you want to drink cryptosporidium with your with your water?
Do you want to fill your yetty bottle with cryptospuridium? No?
(02:35):
You do not clean up your dog poop. I don't
care if it does wash into the marsh. Would I
rather do that? Or plastic bags everywhere?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
There's a bunch of text messages what he says, I'd
buy a sign from Amazon, the sticket in the dirt
yourself that says pick up your dog poop and a.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Bunch of phone costs. Samantha's on the phone, Samantha, we're
talking about dog poop and and this comes up once
in a while on the show, but we try not
to do it too often. But it's when people leave
the bags of dog poop or just leave the dog
poop there.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
What are your thoughts, Well, I just wanted to tell vant, like,
go easy on the people who lead a dog poop
because they're planning to come back and pick it up.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What they're planning on coming back and picking it up?
Oh they're not.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
So will me and my husband do this, like we
do use the greem poop bags. But then we'll just
leave it on the path off to the side. No
one's gonna step in it, and then we'll just come back,
like later that day or the next day and pick
it up. We just we don't want to carry it
all the way home. I mean, come back.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, you do not, you do not. I love you, Samantha,
love you, but you maybe you are a small fraction
of people who decide to leave their poop bag on
the side of the path. Why not just take it
with you because one way or another, either today or tomorrow,
you gotta carry it home. Yeah, pick it up now.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
No, but we don't. We sing by like in our car.
I mean, we know we're going to be driving in
or out. You know that there next day, and we'll
just jump out and grab it and then put it in
the trash on the way out.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
That sounds like more work.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
How many times back in the same place? Never because
we come back and get it.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
She does, someone else comes back and gets it. You're right, Bailey,
But I think you do have a point. If I
am well for a walk, uh, and I see a
bag of dog poop on the side of the trail,
it's usually not there the next day. But I don't
give the owner the purp. I don't give the purp credit.
I give credit to Ellen, who also walks on the
path and said, I'm a good neighbor, a good citizen.
(04:29):
I'm going to clean up your mess, because you know
what we do a lot of the time in life.
We spend a lot of our time in life fixing
other people's screw ups, whether it's your kids, your boyfriends,
your parents, your boss, your coworker. That's what we do. Borrow, Samantha,
don't pick up your poop. She needs a clip. I
can't mention clip on the radio. No, I cannot mention.
(04:50):
I'm not allowed to mention this amazing device that clips
to your dog's leash. I'm not allowed to mention that.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
No, No, can you buy it only Etsy? Probably you
can't mention that at I don't know. I'm just wondering.
You cannot mention that. Hey, Samanth, I gonna mail you
a clip A do Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I don't think you can try it out? Okay, thank
you very much. Quinn, don't mention it. You can't mention that,
say anything? Who is cam Cameron? We're talking about dog poop?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
What do you.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
So, like I was mentioning to Van, I'm I work
as a licensed dot tech and so we also have
to worry about, you know, what that dog may have.
Even if you don't know directly, there could be something
your pet has and then my pet walks by sniffed it,
or maybe they're a cool eater and they get a
hold of it and then they end up with intestinal cryptosporidium?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Is that a thing? Did they teach you that, and
that's school.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yep, there's cock City, there's.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Cock Citi, yep. Okay, yeah, no, I appreciate that, and
I think that that's that's true clean if everybody knows this,
and I think that I'm going to give the benefit
of the doubt to most people who don't clean up
after their dog. They really think that it's better for
it to be washed away by the rain rather than
(06:09):
use a plastic bag, which is bad for the environment,
or they just forgot to bring a poop bag. And
I think a lot of the time I've been there before,
I forgot to bring a poop bag.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I've forgotten one too.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It happens.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
We're human, like four and the dog just poops like
eight times.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It marks me when I see, at least in my
apartment complex. I'm sure a lot of them, like the nicer,
newer ones. They have bags, they have dog parks, they
have trash cans for you to throw out.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah right, and people just like no, yeah, no, yeah. Yeah.
We had a bunch of text messages. Somebody said the
first caller about the dog poop had a poop attitude.
Don't be rude to Dave he's an angel. Yeah. No,
I think that she was just, you know, vigorously defending
the fact that she comes by later and picks them up.
(07:01):
Here's one. I had a great day and I would
never leave his poop on the side. Can you imagine
if I left a bundle of log sized dog poop
to pick up later. That's what I'm saying. It's more
work than it's worth.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
A lot of people are dragging me for leaving my
poop when it was raining. I haven't had a dog
in thirteen years. Okay, I haven't done it in a minute.
I was young and dumb.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Somebody texted said call the people out yourself, maybe in
a nice way. No, because then what if they like, okay,
I'll pick up the poop, then they throw it at me?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Maybe what if they did?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
All?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
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Paris Disneyland outside of that. Frankfurt. I ain't going to Frankfurt.
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a sweet person.
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We got brought some Krispy Kremes last week, and I
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I think von eate one. I took two, Oh did
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I did it. All right, We're gona play a little
game here on Katie WB. The game is called Incoherent,
and you're gonna see how it works. We've got cards
that have words on them, and the words don't make
any sense by themselves. But if you kind of slur
everything together, it'll turn into a well known phrase. Now
we've each got to read a card, and then we
(12:56):
can't guess the other one. I can't guess yours, Vaughans,
You've got to guess your own as you read it.
I'll go ahead and start. Here we go in stuck
cram reels, in stuck cram reels, in in stuck cram reels.
(13:19):
Anybody intu you know it? I think ins tuck cram
re l It is Instagram. She's see Now if you're
reading it yourself, your mind doesn't get away from the words.
It doesn't hear.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Bump Ken spies slot day? What bump can spies slot Day?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Oh? I shouldn't say it. I got excited, but we
can work together. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Mine says that he use that he it's us that
he it'sues that I think it's that he issues daddy issues.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I thought, yeah, I knew issues. I was confused that
he had some issues. Actually, right here we go. Lip
prawn shames, lip prawn shames, Lippron shame Lipron. Don't tell
me lip prawn shames, lip lipron, lip lip pron shames,
liprin shames, lipperlipprin. You got it, Bailey, don't say it.
(14:37):
Don't say it, shame, lip pron shame, liipprin, chains, liber chains,
lip pron Shanes. I got it. I got that pron Shanes.
As you're listening, do you have it? Have you figured
out there's three words on the card lip, prawn shames,
you string them all together. It should say so, I'm
(14:57):
not lipron shames. What is it? Lebron ja, lebron james.
I'm impressed.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
If this is the only thing I'm good at, then
I'll take it. Here's one, thorough Winks aid. Thorough Winks aid,
we can't help you. Thorow Winks said Thorrow. Thorrough winksad
their wing. Thorrow winksade, do you know it?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Read the words slowly? Thorough Winks aid, thorough winks, I
don't know it. Should I check? I'll look throwing shade? Oh,
thorough Winks said Thorrow wink.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Save.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
That one's kind of sus that that.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
There's a lot of words ready door, hey me, foss, soul, lot, deed, dough.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Are you seriously you don't know that one? It will
spell okay, got me foss lado Okay, gotcha. It almost
spelled it out for it. I got it like almost
halfway through door. Hay me foss. All right, A couple
of more of these. Okay, tats soap pooh? She forwards.
Tats soap pooh? She tats so pushy. Sounds dirty. That's
(16:19):
so pooshy. What if I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Though it is dirty and you're reading it, you don't
realize it.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Tats soap pooh she?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I don't want to say it is dirty.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
You read it? Is it? No, it's not. That's so booge.
That's my favorite one. All right, we're gonna come back
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what's going on here? First of all, you can smell
there is a turkey that is smoking in the hallways,
so delicious. Doesn't really happen at a workplace very often,
but I brought in a turkey press to smoke.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
If you're driving to worker, take a big old whiff
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Speaker 2 (18:21):
It is pretty Yes, it pretty much is. I said, wait,
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Experts are suggesting soft launching, either now or in December.
Why because it gives you time to kind of test
the waters and build confidence and avoid the all or
nothing mindset that often leads to failure. So if you're
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thinking about whether it's exercising more or quitting drinking or
quitting smoking or whatever, it is losing weight instead of
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entire world changes immediately, which is a really hard thing
to do. Yeah, try to maybe soft launch, Maybe start
with changes, eat better or cut back on screen time,
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make January less overwhelming, and help have it stick. Plus,
the festive season gives you a mental space to plan
without pressure. Think of it like a warm up. So
small steps now mean you hit the ground running in
the new year. I like that because then it's like
you're gonna just try it out a little bit at
a time, without you know, going balls to the wall. Yep. Yeah,
I'm gonna ask you a personal question me, do you
(19:28):
have a date with your boy again? When is your
boy regular guy? You're going out again? Regular Guy and
I are going out tomorrow. Oh you are. Yes, Now,
there was a bit of an issue with regular guy
doing only activities that you seem to enjoy. Yes, that's true.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I mean I would say, here's what I have planned,
and then do you want to come along? Because I'm
just a busy woman and unfortunately I did not plan
on finding someone to date in the month of the day.
So tomorrow the options that he gave me, Yes, he
gave me these options. One is going to the putter
to play mini golf. Honestly doesn't sound fun to me.
(20:03):
I don't necessarily like mini golf. I don't like a
sports and that thing is a sport to me.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Unlessa my girlfriend said that, she was like, you better
not ever take me on a mini golf date.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Do women not like mini golf? I just I feel
like I don't have feelings about mini golf, Like mini
golf to me is like Taylor Swift to me, like
I just don't care. Okay, So that's one of them.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
So he said the puttery or his second option is
going to Manny's Steakhouse, which is so expensive.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
It is an upscale place. Yes, yeah, so if the
boy is buying go.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
To man I mean I'll be like, hey, uh, do
you can you look up the menu there? Because I
just want you to know, like what you're getting into
if and when I say yes to that, because I
can only imagine the puttery is half the price.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
You also got to be a classy woman on the well,
this isn't the first date. I was gonna say, older light,
but no, this isn't your first date.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
This is technically our fourth date, but the last two
were very like. We'd have a beer in like forty
five minutes and then go and sit quietly sitting next
to each other watching a show.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Play Little Manny's Price is Right with you right now? Gone?
Do you want to queue up the Price is Right?
Theme song? And I think the puttery would be much
more affordable probably, But if you go to Manny's, I'm
gonna play little Prices right and see how you guys do. Okay,
So I will give you an item from the Manny's menu.
Then you will try to guess without going over the
retail price of this item. Here we go, New York Strips,
(21:28):
Teak Bailey, New York Strips, Teak and Manny's.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Okay, I'm going to say that would be fifty five
dollars bought.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'll go forty seven. Guys are so out of touch,
ninety seven dollars and ninety five cents, and he wants
to take me there. Yes, uh geez, Okay, well, okay,
I know about Manny's. I've never paid in so Okay.
Now I got an idea doing a bone in tenderloin,
bone in tender loin.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Now, I wonder is the bone going to make it
more expensive or less expensive?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
I'm gonna say just solid.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
One Bailey wins, it's one O four ninety five. Wow, Okay,
let's try. Let's go to the appetiers. Okay, okay, oysters Rockefeller.
Do you know what that is? No, then we'll move
on to something else. How about we do something you've
actually heard of. Main lobster cakes. Now, these are main
lobster cakes, kind of like a crab cake, but lobster.
(22:25):
It's an appetizer. It is an app Okay, oh okay.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
If it's an app I'm gonna say it is thirty
two dollars.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Oh, I'm still going up. I'm gonna go fifty four.
Bailey's closes thirty five ninety four. Way, let's go down
to we're going down to the seafood here at Manny's.
By the way, this is not meant to be disrespectful
in any way to Manny's. If you could go to
Manny's or you're working Manny's, we love you.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I mean I would love to go. If he's buying, well,
you know that I think that he might not have
looked at the menu. Okay, Okay, here we go with seafood.
Over at Manni's. We have king crab legs, two pounds
of king crab legs, which is the big pervy ones
that are not quite the size of your arm, but
the size of a ten year old's arm. Okay, get
(23:07):
probably maybe three crab legs. Wow, how much Bailey?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Okay, I'm going to say that is sixty eight dollars?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Okay, eighty four? The actual price king crab legs at
Manny's two hundred and seventy nine dollars and ninety five cents. Yeah,
all right, you cheap ass. Let's do something more economical
Manny Manny's Prime Burger, Manny's Prime Burger. What are you
going to get for Manny's Prime burger? Bailey bids. Yes,
(23:36):
I'm going to say forty eight dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Clearly, I'm terrible at this game, but I'm going to
guess seventy nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Four ninety five. Okay, think a mess. I over bet.
I knew it. You're staying on the menu at Manny's.
Let me see if I can find it for you.
On the menu going to be water a little, it
is going to be It is French fried onions teen
ninety five. Wow. Wait, sorry, baked potato with all the
(24:04):
fixings thirteen ninety five.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh sweet, So we can go to Manny's and both
get baked potatoes.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
You can share one, exactly, all right? That is it.
I don't know why in the world we got off
on that, but yeah, that's your date. Maybe for tomorrow
night the puddle. Yeah, I'll probably go mini golfing. I'll
just you know, you'll have a good time mini golfing.
It'll be fine if you like this guy. I used
to have a girlfriend. We used to say, I don't
care where I go when I'm with you. Yeah, and
it's so true. And he's gone all the places that
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I want to go, and I'll just be like, listen,
Manny's is expensive, but if you want to buy it.
Maybe we'll go there against another time. I got new music.
This just dropped like hours ago. It is new Kevin
Jonas called Changing on KATIEWB. It's no conversation, so keep
on changing, Yeah, keep on changing. I like that song
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It's called Changing. Thanks for the feedback. Somebody said that
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the three of us we can do a boatload of impressions. Yeah.
So I'll start off with Napoleon. You're just jealous because
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I've been talking online with hot babes all day. Thank you, Kip.
I'm gonna easier to bring me some chapstick because my
lips hurt real bad. Okay, I can't do Napoleon. I'm
gonna go Donald Trump. Yeah. The Dave Ryan Show, huge show.
It's so huge. I listen every morning. More people listen
to the show than any show on the planet. It's
the age case. You can guess you this one, this guy.
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Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I
go home to Starla every night? Forget about it. Do
you know who that is? That's Kondo from also Napoleon
dynam Do you think anybody wants a round house kick
to the face what I'm wearing these bad boys? I
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to town. Hey, you've got to just I think I
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don't think it's the sound, more like the head al Okay, Okay, Bailey.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
All right, Chandler Bing, Oh my gosh, don't you just
look so cute in your sweater?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Hey?
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Good from friends? Good? Yeah? I think we can all
do like a Well, I'll tell you. I'll do it
first thing. You guess. What's the deal with the elevators?
I mean the closed door button? It never closes. What's
up with that? Yours is actually better than both me
and Dave when we do it all the time. I disagree.
What's the deal with women? What's the deal with I
don't get it? You closed? You push to close the.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Door button, it doesn't do anything, and when it's open,
it's still closed.
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What's the deal with that? Okay? I got one for
you game. Okay, like Scoob, we're gonna have to find
film and get it on in the mystery machine. Thank you.
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Okay, here's one.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
In every job that must be done, there is an
element of fun. You find the fun and snip the
job's a game. Mary Poppins's Mary Poppins.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Now, my fellow Americans, me and Michelle we're gonna go
vacation off in Hawaii and listen to the date Bryan show.
I love my KitKat bars for Halloween.
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Thank you. It's not bad. Your Trump is better Obama?
And that is it for impression? How much is she
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hundred one dollars, Hire one dollars. Mary, you want the moon,
I'll give you the moon. I'll throw a last around
and pull it down. Jimmy Stewart, thank you, all right,
say hello to my old friend. Oh boy, hot, okay,
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there's a Mickey Mouse here. The terrain of coming. Oh nice,
it's coming around the bin and I ain't seeing the sunshine,
and so I don't know when there's a Johnny Cash.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
Oh boy, that is such a lovely impression of Johnny cas.
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Not that you know what creepy. Seriously, you are way
too good at many and Mickey Mouse. So all right,
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Right, let's get started with the dirt scandal over at
the Miss Universe pageant. They're supposed to crown the Winter
tomorrow night, but there's like three of the judges walked
off of the panel. Another one said that they there
was accusations of one of the judges sleeping with one
of the contestants, And I actually put on my Facebook
page I said, are beauty pageants just kind of an anachronism,
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like a thing of the past. They belonged to nineteen
seventy one and nobody cares anymore. I think the women
are still admirable. You know, they play the cello, they
get a degree from MIT or whatever. But I just
think a beauty pageant is like, no, it's like demeaning.
I think it belongs to another era.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Amanda Seafried is offering her dream cast for Mama Mia three,
which she says this week is pretty much a done deal.
She's floated around the name Sabrina Carpenter as joining the cast,
possibly as her daughter to Amanda Seyfried's character.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
I love portraying a mom, so I would love to
see Sophie with her kids. Maybe she has a cousin
she hasn't seen in a while, and I could be
Sabrina Carpenter and then as Sydney Sweeney could show up.
There's like a bunch of girls that really want to
be a part of it, and I like them all
for it.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, she kind of just named a bunch of blonde
women thank you.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Jenny Ludburger, Tenny Lumberger could be in Mama Mia three.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna float it to the people
with the power.
Speaker 9 (29:55):
Well.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Sabrina Garbent is kind of busy because she just got
tapped to be Alice in the new outl and wonder Land.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Here's the producer Mark Platt talking about it.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
I thought she's such a talented and a young person
in a voice.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I love her music, and she was just.
Speaker 9 (30:10):
Smart and articulate and like the journey that Alice goes
on in the Lewis Carroll book. And so I said,
let's take a's take a shot at it.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I think there are certain people built for certain roles.
I think Sabrina Carpenter for Alice in Wonderland's going to
be perfect, and the same way that I think Ariana
Grande is just as ditsy and whimsical as Glinda the
Goodwitch should be.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
You know what I'm saying. Okay, sure, yeah. William Shatner
admits that he pooped his pants once during his awe
of One Man Show on Broadway in twenty twelve. He said,
all of a sudden, I had to go. In fact,
I'm going to use the past tense. I had gone yikes.
He said, all right, there's been a technical difficulty. I'll
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be right back, but the show must go on. So
Shatner left the stage, cleaned herself up, and got on
with it, and he said the show was quote very successful.
I know if you guys heard about this, But William
Shatner at one point he had a failed product that
he tried to market. It was women's underwear. Oh wow,
women's underwear. And it failed. Yeah, it failed because people
didn't want to buy something called Shatner panties. Don't even
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give me this cricket, your little bitch. That is a
good that is a good, solid joke. Shatner Shatner panties.
Can I thank you a personal question? David me?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yes, well you are David thirty two years of this show,
almost thirty three. You ever once almost or short yourself
while doing the show?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
No, no, no, not that I remember. What about Jenny?
Jenny would be the one. She probably would cooper pants
during the show. I mean that's a good bit.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Not a bit though, I mean, like for real, I
don't know, so weird question.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
We're talking about weird.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Question dynamic pricing is coming to Disney.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, they've tested it out in Disneyland Parish and here's
how would work. So theme park tickets would cost more
during the busiest days.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
So in the US, that would be.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Weekends, summer vacation, spring break, and like right now, between
Thanksgiving and New Years, that's when the parks are the busiest.
So they'll be like, okay, bet we'll charge you more
for this time and then charge you less for the
down times, which okay, fine, but like why I don't understand,
Like why do they need more money?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Come on, Disney. Well, they're they're trying to Disney tries
to not just get more money, because that's a corporation's job,
but they're very shameless about it. But they're trying to
keep the parks from being so yeah, is around Christmas.
That's when I mean, we've gone to Christmas and it's
still manageable. But they're ridiculous and they're long, so they're
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trying to discourage people from coming by raising the price
and people going, yeah, it's way too expensive, let's go
somewhere else, And.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
That makes sense, but it would be nice if like then,
during the slow season they actually reduce the ticket price.
But I feel like where it's at now, which is
over one hundred and twenty dollars, maybe even more than that. Yeah,
that's the baseline. Can they make the slower season? Can
they go back to one hundred dollars for slow season?
That'd be great if you're looking for slow season. May
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I recommend February?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Is that the slow season at Disney?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I'd say February in early March, that's when it was
quietest when I worked there, Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Because nobody's on spring break yet, and everybody's like, you know,
it's either you're in school, you're a Christmas is over.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
And February honestly is really fun. They've got cute little
like Valentine's things going on. I recommend it.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, next week obviously, and that's maybe starting this week
you're gonna be driving traveling for the holidays. TRIPAA expects
a record number of Americans to be stuck in the
worst traffic days. So here are some of the best
and worst days for you to go back and forth.
The worst times to be on the road are next
Tuesday between noon and nine pm, and then obviously Wednesday.
Everybody in their mom from eleven am to eight pm
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because it's the day before Thanksgiving. Yeah, best day to
drive is Thanksgiving Day because obviously most people are usually
on the road already.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
And then if you're heading back.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
The worst times to be headed home Sunday, November thirtieth,
between eleven am and eight pm, because everybody's going to
be trying to get to work on Monday. Yeah, and Monday,
December first, worst time to be traveling between noon and
eight pm.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
That's so I'm actually going on vacation next week and
into the next week after that, And specifically, like traveling
on the thirtieth or the first, it was so expensive,
So that's why I'm coming back on Tuesday. Yeah, because nope,
spending like three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Totally get it. New this weekend on the Hallmark Channel,
as part of their countdown to Christmas, is going to
be the debut of Holiday Touchdown, a Buffalo Bill's love story,
and I think it's inspired by Taylor and Travis and
the whole Kansas City Chiefs thing. By the way, Buffalo
Bills tonight on Thursday Night Football, Do you realize that
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we have football now in America? Three nights out of
four during football season. That's a lot. Sunday, Monday, and Thursday.
And if you love college football, you got football on Saturdays.
You like football on Friday, call it high school football.
You now have football five days a week. That's a lot.
I don't mind it. Hey, I was gonna mention this
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earlier and I kind of forgot. These are the best
sports cities in America. And when I say best sports cities, basically,
it's meaning that these are like great cities with you know,
like a passion for sports. And here we go. These
are fifty different statistics related to the biggest sports football, baseball, basketball, soccer,
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and hockey. Number ten, Miami. I'm gonna count down DC
at nine, Kansas City at eight, San Francisco at seven,
Philadelphia at six, Dallas at five, New York at four,
Pittsburgh at three, Los Angeles at two, and the number
one city for sports in America. Congratulations, Boston, you are
where it's at. We did not make it in there, Dan,
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What the heck? Yep? Well, there's a reason for that.
We are the most dry spelled other than the links.
And I'm surprised they didn't get counted among the major sports.
But if they put soccer ahead of WNBA. I didn't
make this list. So the big sports in the US
are football, baseball, basketball, soccer, and hockey. But then again,
maybe it's all inclusive. Maybe they're including everybody in basketball
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and soccer and hockey. I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
When I moved here though, two and a half years
ago from New Jersey, I was thoroughly impressed because in
Jersey the only major sport I think we have is
hockey the New Jersey Devils. So it was nice to
come here and see the Vikings, the Timberwolves, just that
change of pace, because everybody does go hard here for
their sports except.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
The Vikings players themselves. All right, we are going to
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