8am Hour - Come to Blows

We hear about your bad roommates, Vont wonders about hot old people, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can I tell you guys something. So I ran into

(00:03):
a roommate the other day. I was just at a
coffee shop and I had a couple bad roommates, but
this one was by far the worst. Okay, like, we
did not in good terms. She basically lived at her
boyfriend's place, would come home every once in a while,
leave her crap everywhere. You couldn't see the floor of

(00:23):
her bedroom. Oh my god, because she bought so many
things all the time, like shoe she had stacks of
shoe boxes the height of her Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Because she'd buy things all the time.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
And at the time, I was in a relationship and
she came at me for my boyfriend being over too much,
even though she.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Never was there.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
When I came at her for being like, you need
to clean your crap up. You don't even live here.
And it turned into a very messy, messy situation of
her letting some crazy person, another crazy person move in
in place of her. She was crazy because she was
a pathological. She kept saying that she had a job
lined up at the tattoo shop next door, and we're like, well,

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when are you starting your job? And then she wouldn't
sign the lease, so that meant everyone that was on
the old least was responsible for the current rent.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
The new girl wouldn't sign the least. She ate all
our food.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
So I've had a few situations, but the one person,
the first roommate that I'm talking about, she was the
absolute worst and they ran into her. And it's sad
because we were friends. We were friends, right, No, we
kind of saw each other. I averted my eye contact
and I ran out of that coffee shop as quick
as I could because she really, like she verbally attacked

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me at.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
One point about things. And that's the whole other story.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
The story come to blows.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
No, I mean, I just I wouldn't sign the new
least because she let the other crazy person move in
without talking to me about it, and so I wouldn't
sign the new lead. Sure, but she still had a
key to the apartment, so her she showed up one
day and literally like assaulted me on the patio as
I was just enjoying a random afternoon, like summer afternoon
on the patio.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh my.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
So there's a lot more to that story, but it
got me thinking, like I know, I'm not the only
one who's had bad roommates before.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
And I want And I know, Dave, you've never had
a roommate, so I don't think you have any stories.
But I want to hear other bad roommate stories.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Okay, let's get your bad roommate story. Your roommate from hell.
Did they eat your food? Did they have a pet
snake that got loose? Did they bring partners in and
out all the time? They're always sex and on the
couch while you're trying to watch Who Wants to Be
a Millionaire? Come on, You're just trying to enjoy a
little TV, and there they are. Thump a thump a thumb.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh god.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Okay, so whatever it is, let us know. Let's hear
your bad roommate stories. Six five one nine eight nine KDBB,
or you can use the you can text it at
KATIEBDB one, or the talkback feature in the iHeartRadio app.
Shout out to Indian Rocks Beach, Florida, listening live right
now to the Dave Ryan Show all the way down

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on Indian Beach in Florida on the iHeartRadio app. Roommates
from Hell on one at one point three KDWB. Let's
get your phone calls at six five one ninety nine
k w BE. Jenny brought this up a little while
ago and just kind of like sparked a little conversation. Steven,
get my morning, Good morning. Are you let's hear about

(03:20):
your roommate from head?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
All right?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
So I had a roommate who I was helping out
for a while, and I'd come home and notic things
who were disappearing. Will come to find out this roommate
of mine was actually stealing my things, my belongings to
supported drug habits. He is hidden for me.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, no, what kind of drugs?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
What kind of drugs? I was going to ask what
kind of things went missing?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Sugs?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
What what we okay, what kind of drugs?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I don't even know what kind of drug I think there.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Was heroin If that's pricey, Yeah that is pricy. What
kind of things went missing? Stephen?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Hunglasses safe that my parents had had specially made for
me with my rates on it from what I'd served
in the military, money, anything of value, watches. I had
a watch collection and all my watches disappeared.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Wow, you know what that is? That is? Yeah, when
they become so desperate they're stealing from a roommate. Steven,
thank you, very much. Roommate from Hell stories heinekol Let's
hear your roommate from hell.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Well, it's not that bad. But I was in a
group of four girls and essentially two of us, not me,
the other two like to keep the thermostat at like
ninety degrees, so we would be living in a sauna.
And then it was like an ongoing battle of me
and my roommate like turning training thermocedat to like sixty
five and the other's turning into ninety. And then we
lived in this like on and off sauna for an

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entire semester.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh my god, that'd be awful. So this is in
the dorm over at the you.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
No, it was actually up at State Feds.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Know the thermostats go up to ninety degree up at St.
Ben's on Earth.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
It was miserable.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I can't even imagine. Thanks to roommate from Hands stories.
Hi Lisa, Hello, Hi Lisa.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Hi, I am calling to share badroommate story. So in college,
me and five of my friends lived in the five
bedroom apartment and two of my friends shared one of
the bedrooms, so that meant there was an extra bedroom
which we had a random roommate filter through a couple
of years that we lived there, and one night we
all came home from the bars. Uh pretty late that

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night or early in the morning, however you want to
look at it, and this random roommate was sitting in
our living room with one of his friends and they
were playing with his machine gun.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Didn't expect that one. What do you do when your
roommates playing with a machine gun. We all just went to, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
How quick did you get that person out of there?
Since you said it was kind of rotating a rotating spot.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
He lived there for a year and then he graduated,
so then we got.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
A new roommates, but still a year with the guy.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Right, I'm going to say it was Are you sure
it was a machine gun? Because a lot of civilians
look at a like a rifle and they go, it's
a machine gun.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
We are all we were all like country.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
People you know sometimes you know they.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Are out there mobster guns that he.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Had, highly illegal, highly illegal. All right, we got Sam
on the phone, roommates from hell, what do you got, Sam, Well, my.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Roommates had some fish in the dorm room and they
never cleaned it and it just kept getting nasty and
nastier to the point where there's like scum on top.
So I took matters into my own hands when we
were partying one night, and I bought some vodka in
there to get rid of them. So that makes me
the roommate.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
From I don't know, you know, no, I mean it's
there's equally balanced there. They would have a story about you, Sam. Yeah,
I had a nice fish tank in this a hole
sham poured vodka in it. I can see both sides
of the story.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Wait, did you pour vodka there to get rid of
the scum or the fish? Fish?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Dirty booth?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
They didn't have much of a life anyway, I know,
I feel.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Bad for the fish.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
We got a lot of text messages same same idea
about fish. This text says my roommate would keep her
dead aquarium fish in our freezer. So once they died,
kept them in the freezer. I don't know, in case
they wanted to come back. My roommate stole my shaky
thing and I found it in her bed.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Who steals a shaky thing?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Roommates from hail. Let's see. My roommate in college had
the top bunk.

Speaker 8 (07:50):
I found out after several months that when she'd have
guys over, they'd use my bed the bottom.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Bunk when they hook up.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Oh no, this.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Text says, my horrible college.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
Didn't realize you had to wash your towels or put
your milk in the fridge. He was also disturbed by
the sight of tampons in the box under the sink.
Then you use the same bowl to cook eggs in
the microwave and never washed it.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I think some people grow up with mama or daddy
doing so much of everything for them that they never
really realize you gotta put the milk in the refrigerator,
and dishes that you set on the coffee table don't
magically disappear and appear back clean in the cupboard. All Right,
we gotta take a break. We'll be back in a second.
On kdewb Vont brought up the most interesting thing that

(08:35):
I've ever heard Vont bring up. And this came out
of the mouth from the mouth of Babes. Vont is
twenty three years old, and he brought up something. And
I'm like, I'm gonna have him ask this on the radio,
because I was like, you kidding me. But at the
same time, I'll bet a lot of other people wonder
this too. You gotta hear this could be the most
interesting question you'll hear this week. We are bat We're

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glad it's Friday. There's lot of toke going on this weekend.
They're doing it like a juicy Lucy festival over at
Valley Fair. I think Stephanie is coming in a little
bit to do like her weekend rundown of things that
are going on. Yeah, one thing that my daughter, Alice
I are doing. We're looking for like daddy daughter things
to do together. And she's so busy because she's got
two girls and she's got another one on the way,

(09:20):
so it's hard to find time. We're gonna go to
the adult book fair coming up over at the Fairgrounds.
I think in the Education building. That's tomorrow, like noon
until seven, So don't quote me on that, but I
think it's about noon.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Until seven, noon until seven exactly.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
And then next week we're doing Bernie's Bark in the Park.
That's my dog, Bernie. He is going to be he's
two and he's like our new adopted rescue dog and
we just love him. So we're gonna bring him out.
Bring your dog out, Bring your friends out, bring your
other dog out, bring your husband out. We're going to
be at Bryant Lake Dog Park in Etan Prairie next Thursday,

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five thirty till six thirty, just hanging out for an
hour and like fussing over each other's dogs.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Bring your dog, bring your wife.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Everybody right, Exactly's gonna bring a little Ava. Yes, Jenny's
probably fostering or babysitting a dog, so you can bring
a dog or two.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
You do you have dogs? Yes, I'll probably bring one
of them.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
And the Bailey's gonna bring Katie cap Shout out, Katy,
that'd be great. Oh my god, Katie kay cap vont.
From the mouth of babes comes things that make you
go hm hmm, wait what all the time.

Speaker 9 (10:24):
And I asked Dave a question and he looked at
me like huh. I said, Dave, when you get older,
do old people become attractive to you? And he looked
at me like what, Because I just want to know
when I'm forty or forty year old women going to
look hot to me?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Okay, okay, forty year old women are hot number one.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, that's not old.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Probably even when you're twenty three there's some we call
them a milk or a cougar. So when you get older,
because I'm older than forty, yes, absolutely, they can still
be hot, but they're all so hot in a different way. Also, well,
that's a very good question. I think that when you
get older, you're drawn to somebody who's Yeah, they might

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be physically attractive and take good care of themselves. They
might not have the body or the face of a
twenty five year old anymore, but if they take good
care of themselves, guys, you got to shit. You gotta
get your ear hair, you gotta get your nose hair. Yeah,
don't forget your ear and your nose hair and the
hair that grows on the back of your neck.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
Now, that's what they say, is like man, man makeup
is like scape, like landscaping your face escaping, yeah, your
face and having a nice haircut is men's version of makeup.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
And it's kind of true. And then like take care
of yourself. But also it becomes really like, I don't know,
I'm gonna use the word turn on. When they've got
their ish together, they're not unpredictable, not boring. But I
think that if you meet somebody that you get along with.
They're not unpredictable. They're not they don't have scary moments.

(11:50):
They have a job, they have a job, right assistant job,
they better have a job or be retired whatever. But yeah, absolutely,
when you're when you're when you're forty, yeah, of course
you're gonna be attracted other forty year olds. I mean,
you're gonna look at twenty three year olds and go, damn,
he looks good. But you're probably not gonna date. I'm
so yeah, you're fifty or sixty, probably even seventy. I wondered,
does seventy year olds look at each other and go, damn,

(12:12):
he's hot?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, well another seventy year old?

Speaker 8 (12:14):
Heck yeah, See, I don't even think, like, even if
I saw a twenty two year old, I might think like, well,
that's a handsome young man. But I'm not gonna be like, dang,
he's hot unless he just like looks.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
More How old this guy?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
How old is twenty twenty two? Don't you think that
Robert Irwin is really well?

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Yeah, but Robert Irwin to me just kind of looks
like he's just like a classic beauty.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
To me, he doesn't look like he's got a baby face.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
He just looks like he could tell me he's twenty
five and I'd be like, I believe it. He could
say like I'm twenty and I'd be like, I believe it.

Speaker 9 (12:42):
He could say anything, well, like I worry that I
won't find people attractive. Like I even said to a
list the other day, I was like, I hope whenever
we're old and old and forty, that you still look
at me and say, I still want to get it
on with you, because I feel after forty, I feel
like it's you know, you just used to it saw people.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
No, it's all relative. When you're twenty five years old,
forty seems like, oh my god, can you even walk?
How do you get out of bed? But then when
you're forty you look around and go, dang they look
pretty good. Yeah, same with you know, like probably every
age you get to, you know, become attractiveness becomes different.
Like when you're forty, you're not looking for somebody who's
got like the body of a twenty five year old.
Maybe you're looking for somebody who's like, you know, takes

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care of themselves, brushes and flaws as regularly. And then
maybe you know, I don't know, takes care of themselves,
got their act together. I think even that's subjective.

Speaker 9 (13:28):
I think there are plenty of people forty in up
Robert de Niro shrugging my shoulder at you or nudging
you that look for younger bodies.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Younger. Well, there's no question who was the actress last
week who was talking about how she just got done it.
It was a big celebrity. She's forty nights, she just
got done banging a twenty six year old. Don't even
look at me and tell me that if you're fifty
years old, you don't find twenty five year old sexually attractive.
Don't even look at me.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
I'm not saying that I don't, but I'm saying if
you put somebody who's twenty two next to somebody who's
forty two, and they're both good looking people, I'm going
to be drawn to the forty two year old more.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Because he's in my age.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Lies. No, lie, I'm gonna lie at all.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
I think that women actually care a little bit more
about I don't know, emotional maturity. Yeah, and the twenty
two year old, Yeah, I would very much rather bang
the forty two year old than the twenty two year
old who probably doesn't even know where certain things are
on a woman's body.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
You know, like, what what are we supposed to know?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well, that one thing that was the starter. You always
forget which arm pitt it's is. Well, I've been looking
under the armpits on Susan. I can't find anything under there.
I'm like, which arm pisited under? And she's change the oil.

Speaker 8 (14:37):
I don't know where's the drain pluge, open up the
hood the drainbody.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Text in who that celebrity was?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
I know what you're talking about, and I'm looking for
land Denise Richards.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
She was Charlie Sarn. Yes, she's forty nine. She hooked
up with a twenty six year old and she was
like very vulgar about it, and she's like, yeah, it
was the best sex I've had in a long time.
I have a much question, was okay, well sure go
ahead and play out.

Speaker 9 (15:01):
Yeah, this is Charlie's theaarre and hooking it up with
a twenty six year old.

Speaker 10 (15:03):
I have found this freedom in my forties where I'm like,
oh my god. So I just want to say this
in perspective, I've probably had three one night stance in
my entire life. Okay, but I did just recently a
twenty six year old and it was really amazing.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
See, I find that vulgar. I find it vulgar. Good
for you to publicly announce that you blanked a twenty
six year old. I just find that vulgar.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
You literally just said the same thing to me. You're like,
no way, you wouldn't want to do it when twenty two.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
But I didn't use the F word.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well you can't.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
You're on the radio, all right. But that's why I
find it vulgar. It's like, you know what you can say.
Like I went out, I had a nice evening with
a twenty six year old.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Cookie commented on the YouTube live saying, as a forty
three year old, this conversation is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
My rookie is forty three.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, she looks like it's twenty two.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
I thought twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (15:52):
My original question to Dave, I said, when you get older,
do old people become attractive to you? Because I want
to know when I'm forty, our forty year old womens
still going to And.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Now let's just say that vant thinks forty is old,
but we do not.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
We all did when we were twenty three. I remember,
I love telling this story. I remember when Nicole Simpson
when she got killed, no is Princess Diana, that's what
it was. When she died, she was thirty six. I
remember thinking, well, at least she lived a long life. God,
at least she wasn't young, because when you're younger, you
think that forty is like, oh god, forty. I remember

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when Ken Barlow used to be on our show. All
the time he turned forty years old, We're like, oh man,
I feel bad for him. He's getting really old. And
now Ken is like healthier than ever, and he's probably sixty. Yeah,
all right, so what let vant know? Send him a
text and let him know. Text messages people are more confident,

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so they're more attractive, and they have money to take
care of themselves. Some woman said I don't want to
date an older guy because he either wants a nurse
or a purse, and I thought that was really profound.
So if you are fifty five years old, you don't
want a guy who wants a nurse or a purse.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
What is the I don't get what a money?

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Money? Money? All right, text messages. Forty is an old
vont some of our forties look as good as somebody
in our late twenties. No, it's very.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
True, says I remember getting into my mid thirties and
starting to think that guys were that were going gray
were hot. Gray hair was not attractive in my twenties,
but now it's super hot. I agree, Like when they
get the little gray hair like right on their temples,
Oh that's so cute. But then once they were like
beard starts going gray, and then I'm just like, m.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Okay, yeah, I got to We all ever think, all right,
we'll be back in a second. On KDBB, it is
National sevent eleven Day and they're offering free slurpees. I
think there are a few seven elevens around here. We
will cover that one. And every year we eat seventeen
pounds of what oh you'll never guess it. It's coming
up next. On KD Kadi every Friday, we go, huh,

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what should we do this weekend? And there's always something
going on. And we're lucky with living in town that's
always got something going on. All the suburbs have got like,
you know, your raspberry festival or you got your tomato
festival or whatever. But let's talk to Stephanie who is
up to speed on all this stuff. We found Stephanie
where if everybody finds anybody anymore on Instagram, I was
on trolling on Instagram, probably back in February, and I

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found this woman who's like, Okay, she knows all the
things that are going on in the Twin Cities. So
let's bring her in and put her to work. Here,
am Stephanie Morn. What are the top five things that
we need to know that are going on in the
cities this weekend?

Speaker 5 (18:37):
All right?

Speaker 11 (18:37):
Number five is the wacky one. There is a pop
up goat petting zoo and farmers market and live music
all day at Insight Brewing tomorrow from one to ten.
So okay, Usually I have to go to like out
in the country for kind some kind of goat experience,
but right here in the city, right off a head of.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Been on Insight, goats are super friendly, too, hilarious. They're hilarious,
and they are like dogs. They love a tanin and
they'd love to be scratched, so you'd be surprised you
never scratched a goat before. Goat the goats heading pop
up and I feel.

Speaker 11 (19:06):
Like Minnesota Zoo. The goat is the that's the most
fun part of that place. So yeah, goat pop up
Petting Zoo and the Northeast Farmers Market will be there too,
and they have like a new beer coming out that
benefits the Northeast Farmers Market.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Oh nice, When is this?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
When is this again?

Speaker 11 (19:19):
Tomorrow? From one to ten? Okay, so pretty much all
afternoon of the night. Okay, is it all day? Sounds
fun to me? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Number four.

Speaker 11 (19:27):
I don't know how you guys feel about plants, but
I feel like everything I've posted about plants, the most
exciting plant news in Minneapolis is there's a pop up
or plants swap at fat Pants Brewing on Sunday from
noon to four. So you just bring in plants you
don't want anymore, or cuttings of ones that you have,
and then swap out.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
With everybody you were fat Pants. I was there yesterday
for pitch a friend.

Speaker 8 (19:49):
Fat Pants is really great and their beer is really good,
and it's got They've got really cute little patio that's
in eden prairie.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay, what was the didn't they bring some the world's
smelliest flower or to the U of M. Did you
guys hear about that? Was Como Como Zoo had the
world's smelliest flower.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I think it just sits. I think it's just there
all the time. But it's no in a bad way.

Speaker 8 (20:10):
It's a horrible smelly flower, but it brings a crowd.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
I don't know if it's still there you want to smell?
It's like, how yeah, could it be right?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's the corpse flower.

Speaker 11 (20:20):
Well, the corpse flower is very good. Exactly, yeah, all right.
Number three, This isn't this weekend, it's next week. But
this is Pitch a Friend for people forty plus. So
one of the things they've been getting feedback is like,
these are all young kids that come in and pitch
each other.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
We want it for the older crowds.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Having old people.

Speaker 11 (20:35):
Yeah, next Wednesday, But I've heard that she doesn't have
enough pitches right now to run the event. So if
you've ever want to try something like that, you know
we have all got Yeah, a single friend, I'm forty and.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, I don't know every friend I had that's single
and over forty they're reason for a reason?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Can I want to speak to that's also, by the way, she's.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
Also accepting thirty eight plus, So she just needs more
people that will sign up to pitch their friends. It's
literally a three to five minute PowerPoint. You're just talking
about how great your single friend is who happens to
be over thirty eight years old.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Do I have to build a deck? When you say powerpointer?
Is it? Is it? Do I have to have the deck?

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (21:10):
You do, Yes, But it's truly like five slides, it's
barely anything, and then you just talk about them for
a little bit and then there's like mingling time. It
is so fun and it's like not scary at all.
And yeah, she needs more people to run the forty
plus one, which is the one that my friend Katie
Cap was really excited to attend. So she really wants
to meet some people over forty and hook up.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
So look, let's go.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
So that's next Wednesday at seven, And it's in Spanish.
Excuse me, Ladonia Servesceria. Oh, it's in like the Harrison
neighborhood right by Dunwoodie. I've had there before. It's a
great spot. Yeah, it looks super cute. I've never been there,
but okay, that's number three, number two. I just learned
about this this week, and I had to bring it
that apparently the Minnesota Twins have concerts after some of

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their games, and Nelly is going to be playing tonight.
Nell is to Ellie is tonight, and I looked they
still have tickets. They're totally reasonable. The Twins are never
super expensive to go to.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (22:06):
The game starts at seven ten, and then he's supposed
to go on twenty minutes after Nelly. And then like
last week was Ludacris, like what are these random old
rappers coming back?

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Right?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Hey, right?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
And I'm here. Yeah, so Nellie's playing tonight.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
It is tonight, so by the second inning, the people
are gonna be chanting like Nellie, Yeah, Nelly.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
You don't have to show up till nine thirty for
the concert. It's just yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 11 (22:29):
And then number one is the Book Fair for grown ups,
because I'm going are you going?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (22:35):
So it's basically relive your classic book fair days, but
as an adult with a bigger in hand. It costs
ten bucks to get in noon to seven. Yeah, it's
supposed to by inbounds, so they'll have their oh and
they'll have you know, kids drinks and stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Thirteen and under. I think are free.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Okay, Yeah, my daughter Alison and I are going to
the Adult Book Fair tomorrow, Education Building and State Fair.
We've we've plugged it too much and because they got
plugs on KTWGB, now it's going to be super crowd.

Speaker 11 (23:00):
They sold like two thousand tickets so far, but I
mean it's a seven hour window, so it's a lot
of time good. I also wanted to give a shout
out to Rachel Silverman. She's the event manager at in Bound.
She comes up with like Lord of the Rings Day,
Meet the Princess, you know right, Yes, they're all kinds
of fun stuff and if you're in the book community.
She's also planning like book conventions in November for like romance,
fantasy type, and then next year she has like a

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mystery thriller book conventions. So she's like an up and
coming planner and I'm super excited for her. I've just
gotten an r like on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I love that I might show up to that too.
After the pandafest that you talked about.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
I always told that tomorrow too. Yeah, somebody says via text,
the corpse Flower is still at Como and it just
bloomed like a couple of weeks ago. So if you
really feel like you gotta go smell the worst smelling flower,
then go to the Como Zoo. Stephanie is here to
do Things to do or the weekend. Give me your
Instagram one more time.

Speaker 11 (23:52):
My Instagram is Stephanie dot rosener R O S E
N E R A little blue circle.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
That's me.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Okay, fine, and one more time, just a quick review
five down through one.

Speaker 11 (24:01):
Number five the pop up Goat Pettings do It Insight
Brewing tomorrow, Plant Swap at Fat Pants Brewing is on
Sunday from noon to four. Pitch a Friend next Wednesday
for forty plus crowd number two. Nelly's playing after the
Twins game tonight, and then the book Fair for Grown.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Ups is number one. So much to Do Stay. If
you're staying at home and going there's nothing to do,
you're wrong wrong.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
And if you need other ideas, that post like ten
every week.

Speaker 11 (24:27):
So it's just random quirky stuff that's going on, not
like big concerts are Yeah, got enough pressa.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Get enough breas very good, Thank you Stephanie, you appreciate it.
It is one on one point three katiewed you beat
it course all weekend. Wherever you go, take us along
on the free iHeartRadio app, the boat, the hiking, the park,
whatever you do, take us along. It is an apparently

(24:56):
slurpy Day. Over at seven eleven. We don't have a
lot of seven elevens here, but I think some gas
d since here might be tied into seven eleven. I'm
not really sure about that, but I will say it
is Slurpy Day, the ninety eighth anniversary of seven eleven.
And basically the slurpee was indevented back in nineteen fifty
eight by accident when a soda fountain at a dairy
queen store stopped working and they stashed some soda in

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a freezer and he couldn't sell them partially frozen. But
the customers love it, so they started doing the icies.
And so I guess if you're living around a seven eleven,
and like I said, I don't think they have them here,
it's apparently free Slurpy Day. I don't know how it works.
I don't know if you can go in and like
pour one and go ciga. They have a cause they
have a bunch of seven elevens.

Speaker 9 (25:36):
Back in Jersey, where I'm from, there's a special cup
that they give So it's the same way you'd go
to dairy Queen on the first day of spring and
they'll give you a special cup of ice cream. You
just go get that special sized cup. Whatever flavor, wait
in the line that you just leave.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Well, which is the best flavor of icy The answer
is red. No, I do blue and red. I do both,
but read's the best.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Well, I'm saving mine for best for last. Coca Cola
got out in the studio right now. But I do
like white.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
White is good too.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Disagree. That's a great thing. That's the great thing about
all of us. Oh, we can all be different, and
you have to accept other people's differences.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Who's the most ride though?

Speaker 11 (26:16):
Me?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Blue Coca cola flavor? It's at blue? What a flavor
is white anyway? But nan No, it's like white or coconut.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
Yeah, it's like I don't or it's like a black raspberry,
but it's white.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I don't know what.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
I don't know how it works, Like how does gatorade?
What's white and gatorade it's the same flavor as that?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like white cherry.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
I'm not really sure. One more thing if it's Friday
and you're feeling fried, is because you deserve a fried
snack on the way home. It is National French Friday,
and according to a recent report, we eat about seventeen
pounds of French fries a year. Now that seems low,
then maybe you're eating more to compensate for some psycho
who hates French fries. But we love tries, and the

(27:01):
best cut are probably waffle, I would know. I would
say probably crinkle cut waffle. No one says crinkle cut waffle.
Is I'm lucky with Dave. Now, waffle is maybe like
second on that list what.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
You get at Culver's, right, Yeah, it goes crinkle waffle,
And then the third place would be curly, it.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
Goes waffle Curly McDonald's. Those are the top three that no, no,
I'm gonna go to Curly McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
That's it.

Speaker 9 (27:27):
I religiously swear I can't to McDonald's French fries.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
They're just way too salty for me.

Speaker 9 (27:31):
But I am going to McDonald's today because the snack
wrap is back and everybody in their mom has been
going to McDonald's again.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Well, it's so funny because they did the snack wrap
and then Popeyes. They dropped the disc track about it.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
They did, we gonna get it popping, like Luis if
they think the sweete all right, I generated, I assumed so.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
I've never been to Popeyes, but I've heard it's really good.
I've heard if you go to Popeyes you'll be like, oh,
Caine sucks.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
After you're going to Popeyes, it's no Kaine's and my Humble.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Don't get me started. You know how I feel about Keynes.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
I think it's a I feel like we have this
this very very contentious argument every three months.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
I was gonna say or so because we're very very
passionate about that one. Coming up next, the best frozen pizza.
I've been on the hunt for the best frozen pizza.
Frozen pizzas anymore. They suck. They're all dope, they're all dough.
Jenny Lots of Mats is pretty good. Okay, all right,

(28:30):
is pretty good, but they're all They don't put any
sauce or chumpings on him anymore. Heggi's is the only
good frozen pizza that is the only good one, and
their local haggis. If you're listening, our address is Space
Needle Studio, Saint Louis Park, Minnesota. We will absolutely give
you free illegal plugs for brought dropping by a big

(28:51):
bag of Heggy's pizza. Let's do Dave's dirt on Katie
WB from Hollywood right to your radio.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
It's Dave's on kd w B Big.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
News this morning. Is no question Justin Bieber's album dropped overnight.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, it dropped overnight.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Vont and I have both been listening to it already
when we got up this morning, and Vont has some
new songs on it that he's gonna play.

Speaker 9 (29:12):
Yeah, so Dave, you could play. There's a song on
number nine it's called Way It Is. That's the Way
It Is, and then Dave. Number ten is a song
off the album called Daisies Way. What I like most
about this. Jenny brought this up and I didn't even
know is Hayley. I guess was in on all this

(29:34):
because she posted but like a picture of Beaver and
then said a quote, is is it finally clocking to
you f and losers? So I guess they weren't beefing
this whole time, like paparazzi made a scene.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, I think it was just like so many people
have been in their business, and that's got to be obviously,
really really annoying as a couple who maybe everything is
perfectly fine, but everyone's saying that they.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Oh, they're probably getting a divorce whatever.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
So finally she's like, is it clocking to you guys
he's been recorded in an album this entire time?

Speaker 9 (30:01):
Well, I mean, how was I supposed to how were
we supposed to know that?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, we've just seen what they both very immature, Yeah
they do.

Speaker 8 (30:09):
After that comment from her, I'm like, well, I don't
like her much anymore, like really, And I think that's.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
A very good point. She seems immature. She grew up
with what I think we're awful parents Kim Besager and
Alec Baldwin. That's who she had to have as examples,
spoiled Hollywood elite, rich, privileged celebrities. So she's not going
to grow. Jenny and I had this conversation earlier. You
can tell a kid who grew up with great parents
that kept them humble, And I think that Justin is

(30:35):
he's just off his rocker because of all the things
that he's been through.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Well her uncle, yes, Stephen Baldwin.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
It's another God it wasn't Daniel Baldwin or Billy Baldwin
and another one rock O Baldwin, another one Larry Bruno Baldwin,
another one the shut up Okay, one more story. Joe
wah Yes covered a song called Betty Davis Eyes that

(31:04):
was a big song back in about nineteen eighty seven
or so by a woman named Kim Carnes. So here's
a little clip of I guess Kim Carnes is not a.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Fan Betty day Side.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
And Kim said, there's a difference between singing this song
and embodying it. And what I will say is if
you listen to the regular song, she doesn't even try
to make it her own. She really sings it just
like Kim Carnes did with the scratch and the voice
and all that.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
So Jojo si was getting a lot of flak for that,
Like on TikTok, people are just making fun of her
because there was also like a clip from.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
The music video and Jojo Sia just looks weird in it.

Speaker 8 (31:47):
But she's also acknowledging everyone who's making fun of her
by like reacting, making reaction videos to the people who
are making fun of her.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
So at least she's good spirits.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Well you know what, she's making people talk about her. Yeah,
which is part of a celebrities job.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Third is brought to you by six point two Injured
Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. Jenny's been on Red had
been poking around on Reddit all morning. So what do
you find on Reddit today?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Doctors and nurses are setting everyone.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Straight with the health lies that we've all been believing.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
No really, okay, we'll do that next on KDWB