May 19, 2025 • 24 mins
Bailey met another radio personality, Vont stirs the pot over shedding dogs, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And the iHeartRadio app. It's one oh one point three.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Kt w B.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Shout out to Gus who is fifteen years old to
day and listens to KWB love that have your birthday, Gus,
also close to fifteen years old, is young man vont
Leek almost there?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What is on your mind today?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yes, bomstars the pot and today I'm gonna stir the
pot and let you know that people with dogs that
shed all over the place should not be able to
host functions at their house. It should be banned. Okay,
what because a couple of reasons. One this goes hand
in hand with my theory that I've said about potlucks.
I don't know what happens at your house. I'm just
not eating at the potluck because your dog could taste
the cake batter put their paw in, and that's gross
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to me. So if your dog already naturally shed, there
could be dog hair everywhere. You know, that's most dogs,
but there's some dogs that shed profusely. And my second
reason that people with dogs who shed all over the
place shouldn't be able to host functions. Now I have
to sit on your coup or just walking in the house,
not even sitting down. I have dog hair all my
socks have to track it back into my shoes, and
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it's just the whole inconvenience.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Your dog.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I thought about you, okay, when you and I were
at the movie the other day.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We went saw a Final Destination. We both loved it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Now, I got nachos because that is my go to
movie snack, nachos with a fake little thing of cheese.
So and of course I finished it well before the
trailers were even over. Here comes my pal vaunt in
with a delicious smelling tub of popcorn. Now, I did
think about reaching into your popcorn and sharing, but I
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know that you get grossed out at the idea of
a pot luck because people are bringing stuff and you
don't know whether they sneezed into it. You don't know
whether their baby puked into it, whether they you know
is so. And I thought, he doesn't know where my
hands have been, and I did not want to, even
though I just washed him. I did not want to
reach into your popcorn and have you go eh? Would
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you been okay if I would have shared your popcorn?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I thought you were going to ask me at some point,
looked like with your little puppy eyes and your tongue out.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You were like, I know, it smells so good.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It didn't offer any.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
No, I mean because I thought he would have just
asked if he wanted some.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I have never gone to a movie with someone who
has popcorn and I don't, and they've never offered.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
They've always thought.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I know how, and I respected his boundaries. So you
have no respect for boundaries. This is your problem, right.
You will start digging in, licking, flicking your fingers. The
cheddar cheese sprinkles off, and you dick your dip, dick
your dip, dip your sticky fingers, dip your sticky fingers
back into your pot into your friend's popcorn, finger in
all of my popcorn with your wet, gross saliva fingers.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I got more respect for Von than that. But Jenny's
Jenny said something key. Jenny said she's never been with
somebody that didn't have a snack and didn't offer Dave
had a snack. He had nachos. That was another part
of the reason I didn't offer hers, because I didn't
know if he was hungry or not. If he sat
there and didn't look like he had like he was starving, malnourished.
I would have been like Dave. I would have throw
a piece of pop put in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Like catch it, catch it, Come on, come on, you
gotta catch it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh it fell on the floor.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
You bet or go get it. So I'm starting the pot.
I said, if you have a dog who sheds profusely,
you should not be able to host functions at your
house because then I gotta walk through your house. There's
gonna be dog here on my socks and my sweatpants,
and a lot of people are texting in. It's kind of.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Fifty to fifty.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Somebody said, Uh, I'm actually in agreement with vont here,
like if you have a husky, I don't think I'm
coming to your house. I don't want all the white hair,
the white long hair. I agree. Somebody else said, uh,
that's fine. You weren't invited to my house anyway. Yeah,
it's just an inconvenience. Then I gotta go, like I said,
then I have to take it back home. Let's just
say it's all over my car seat now, and it
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just attracts through my house.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
It's just such like applying to foster dogs. Yes, what
do you think is gonna happen. You're just not gonna
get one that Chad's.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
But I'm not gonna host functions at my house if
that's the case, or if we do, there'll be downstairs.
What will be downstairs? We have like grills and stuff,
But I'm not gonna have you come upstairs and just inconvenience,
you now looking like you're a puppy.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I think it's a small price to pay to socialize.
I don't mind going to your house. That's why God created,
in his infinite wisdom, the sticky tape roller, because that
is what you You know, you just positioned a sticky
tape roller on the end of the coffee table and
you get a little of I don't know, Scooter's hair
on you.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You just use the sticky tape roller.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, this text message. Somebody said, my cousin has three
giant dogs show holds family events. They're just sitting on
the couch, dog hair floating in the air. So gross.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It is gross when you see the dog hair floating
through a sunlit window.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
But I go to if I go to any kind
of function, I'm.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
The one looking for the dog, because then I don't
have to talk to people.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I can just go and look for the You can't
do that, but I touch dog and then I talk
about the.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Dog, and then he Bailey goes and lays on their
bed and the master bedroom.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I knew a DJ that came to my house one
time and he scratched the dog the entire time, and
I was like, you gotta socialize a little bit.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
What if I'm socializing about the dog and I'd be
like some dog huh.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Text messages, birthday shout out. Franklin turned one year old
on Saturday. Shared a birthday with Jenny. We love you, Franklin,
Love mom and dad. Also twin girls, they're big tenth
birthday today. Listen to these great names Quinn and Harper.
What great name. If I ever have twin girls, I'm
gonna name them Quinn Harper.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
If you ever have twin girls, well, like.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Everything goes according to plan and everything lines up correctly,
then we'll see.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Thank you out for staring the pot. Appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
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post bolone and jelly Roll. We'll be back in a second.
They're asking a question on red is kind of trending,
and it's amazing how common some of these are. Somebody
asks people to name a weird rule they came up
with a when they were young that they still follow.
For example, if you need to retie one shoelace, you
got to retie the other one, otherwise one is gonna
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feel loose in the other one's field high. When you
meet somebody, you can't swear in front of them until
they swear in front of you.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
But once they swear, you can go wild.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Oh I feel like I'm the one that swears first,
usually because I get that you are really timid at first.
You're like, I don't know if I should swear it. Yeah, yeah,
I've just got a sailor mouth over here.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I know you do.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
We'll be back with more dumb rules you came up
with when you were a kid that you still follow today.
On you can't make this stuff up. And then right
after that or before. It depends on the mood I'm in.
We'll give you another keyword for post malone, so this
could be the one. Don't skip a keyword, because that
could when you take us for tomorrow night's show. And
then we mentioned this early post your preset, So set
KTWB is a preset on the iHeartRadio app. It's easy
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touch that plus button in the upper left that gives
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it two one O one three KDWB. They say that
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a good test of your fitness or a good exercise
is a little challenge that you can do with no equipment,
without even leaving your home or your office. And it
sounds difficult. No, it actually sounds fairly easy, but I
think it'd be very difficult. Sit on the floor and
get up with no help, no chair, no assistant, no
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holding onto the wall, twenty times. And if you can
do that, number one, you're in good health. Number two
it's a workout. Oh and the reason I was reminded
of this because I just dropped a sticker on the
floor a minute ago.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Always know when he dropped something, because it's like, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Get a sticker from the Aloha Monkey where I got
my Josie paw print tattoo, and I drop it on
the floor and I had to get down on the
floor to get it and then get back up.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
What did you sprain to hern you?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
You know, I'm not sure what, but something something popped
in my nether regions.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Not yours, yep.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
So we might do that for a little social thing
a little bit later on, to see how well we
can get on the floor twenty times and then pop back.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Up easy or you didn't think so, I think it'll
be easy for me.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I think we should do a fast motion real where
we'd like speed up the video and then we all
try to do it and see who drops out first.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
A little bit clowny music in the back, yea the.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I mean yeah, sure, clowny music sounds good. All right,
here's your keyword right now for your Post Malone and
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Speaker 2 (08:52):
All right.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
These are rules that people made up when they were
a kid that they still follow. If you need to
retie one shoelace, you must retie the other one. If
you don't end up with one shoe that feels too
tight one that feels too loose, Okay, here's another one.
Each armpit gets the same number of deodorant swipes. You
get six on the left one, you get six on
the right one.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I feel like that's common sense. Why would you put
like seventeen on one under armpit and then like two
on the other.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's a good question, brob.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I have more than the other?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Really?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, my right one?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, No, that actually makes sense. I think we all do.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, so I think that it can be on even deodorant.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I did not know that.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Oh I've got one pit that's sweater than the other.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh. We know.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
When you meet somebody who can't swear in front of
them till they swear in front of you. Once they swear,
go wild. I'm usually the first one to swear, and
then judging by the reaction because usually you say the
F word in conjunction with humor, like Bailey's sof an annoying,
and then somebody will be like yeah, and then I
know that I can say that.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Sure. Bad example says it right to Bailey's face. Yeah,
he was taking eye contact with me.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
He's like me, is it flip or flick?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh? What is it?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I think it's flip.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I think it's flip. I've said flip my entire life. Yeah.
Another one. If I find a penny on the ground
but its heads up, it's not heads up, I turn
it heads up so the next person can have a
little luck.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I like that one, regardless if it's heads up or not.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
It's free money on the ground, that's a good day,
regardless if it's heads up, right.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I pick up every penny. I always figure I'm a
penny richer than I was when I woke up. Yeah.
If you're eating, save a bite of your favorite thing
for last, like maybe that last bite of mashed potatoes,
just to finish up on a high note.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I do that.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I eat from least favorite to most favorite. For example,
if I'm having a pork roll, mashed potatoes, and asparagus,
I'll finish off the asparagus, get that out of the
way first. Then I moved to the mashed potatoes. Then
I moved to the pork roll.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Can I tell you how happy I am that you
just said pork roll because nobody in the Midwest knows
what that is. Oh yeah, pork roll or Taylor Ham,
depending on what part of the world you're from. It's
like it's it's like a breakfast, not Canadian bacon.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I don't know how to play it.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
But yeah, it's sable. We're big fans.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Another one, never use a fake excuse like I can't
go my grandma's sick, because if she does get sick,
you'll feel like you caused it.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Is another rule.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, a couple more rules. You cannot brag about a
random act of kindness. If you tell somebody about it, it
cancels out the good karma. So, for example, if you're like, Okay, yeah,
there was this lady at Starbucks and she didn't have
any cash on her and her credit card wasn't working,
so I went ahead and I paid for her coffee.
You can't say, Jenny, you know what I did on
the way into work today. You can't say that, because
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then it cancels out the karma. I would totally do that.
I'd say it on the radio. You're that kind of
why I want people to think that I'm a good guy.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I'm really not.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
But if I tell enough lies then people will start
to believe I'm a good guy.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
You have to because if you don't take a picture
of it, then it didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, exactly. Hey lady, can you hold your coffee? Yeah,
like that and have a sad look on your face? Yeah,
there you go. Thank you, march on your and I
think that is it. So we gave the keyword. We
got that out of the way. We'll do Dave's Dirt
coming up in a second on one one point three
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k d WB, and remember you're never more than thirty
minutes away from post below and jelly Roll. They were
jelly Roll was on American Idol last night. It was
kind of cool. We'll cover that, and also Salt and
Peppa and the Goo Goo Dolls were on there too
last night. Was kind of cool. We got some audio
of that. Next on Dave's Dirt on KDWB. KDWB, the
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Twin Cities number one hit music station. Bailey met her
next bo He's a DJ works down in what Ames, Iowa, Nebraska.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, Well, I feel like
I need to start taking notes to keep up what
happened to Bradley.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I'm still I mean, Bradley and I still talk. This
isn't this isn't a real thing.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
I just met so at the National Speech and Debate
Competition this past weekend. The there was a guy who
was an MC for like the whole event, so he
like did the opening ceremony, he like announced all the
award and things like that. And he's been the MC
for this tournament for years. And his name is d
Wayne and he has a morning show, He's d Wayne
in the AM in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And so I was like, I work in radio, and
he was like, oh my gosh, shut up. And he
knew who Dave was.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
And we both followed each other on iHeartRadio the iHeart
app So yeah, he's on at the same time as us.
But I said I would talk about him today, and
he said he would talk about me today on the air.
So can I tell you We're gonna get married? Bailey
texted me about this. Literally it was midnight he get married.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
It was midnight. The text message says, hey, I met
a morning DJ. We're gonna get married. I thought Bailey
was drunk texting me. I was like, oh, nay, what me.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's like a pretty typicult Bailey line.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Midnight and I hadn't heard from Bailey because I was
on vacation before her, so we hadn't seen each other.
That's the first thing she said back, and I was like, okay,
she goes he's the MC for this national tournament. We
said each other's shows as presets, so we're actively in love.
It's like, okay, good for you girls.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh he's so nice.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
But then like yesterday when we were leaving, he's said, oh,
I can't it was so nice to meet you. I'll
give you a shout out on there tomorrow. And I
was like, cool, okay, sounds good. And he's just really nice.
Obviously he's like super gregarious.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And he how old is he?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I don't know, thirty something, okay, I mean okay good.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
I didn't know if he was nineteen or forty seven,
So he's around the age bracket that works for you.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, I have no idea, and not his upper forty.
He looks like he's pushing forty.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You think he's pushing forty.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
That's too old.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
I don't think so. I think, oh no, he's like thirty.
He's fun How are you.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Going to slide into his dms or what are you thinking?
That's funny?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Because the second we out of each other on Instagram,
my coach friend Alex Gray, he was like.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
DM him right now, DM him right now.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
I'm like, no, I'm not going to DM him right
now and be like, hey, what you doing, But I
am going to say, hey, we talked about you on
the radio. I said I would send him a sowne clip. Okay,
sound clip of it. Well, I just you never meet
some well, okay, he likes speech obviously, he knows what
speech is, and I love speech is my entire life.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And he's a radio DJ and same.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
So it's like whoa, Okay, now we have two things
that we kevin common. Not necessary. I'm not saying'm gonna
marry that's just it is the default thing. I say, like,
well I met a boy today. We're gonna get married.
But it's just cool like that I could talk to
this guy about two different things.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
No, that's that's good to have something in common. So
it's not just like, boy, it's sureous chili for May.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Right, But next year this tournament is in shock Apiece,
so I'll be.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Like, let me show you the radius.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It's okay, good, but that's a year away. You've got
to do something between betwixt now and next May.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Okay, what I'm talking about it right now?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Well you are talking about him, but you got to
do something more to.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
What flash flash them what?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I can't disagree.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
You said it.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I said it first.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
It's okay anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
But yeah, he was really nice Wayne. So if you're
in Lincoln, Nebra.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
He's in Lincoln, well maybe you should do a little
road trip down to Lincoln and like hang out with
him for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Well, I don't know if he wants to hang out
with me. He doesn't.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
This is what you do. You know how to make
things progress?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Okay, you start texting him, yeah, texting him more often,
and then when you start to really like him, you say, hey,
just thought i'd say good night. You know that type
of thing. Oh, good morning, hope you have a good day.
Oh how is your day today? What you guys do today?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
What's it like on air today?
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Have you talked about this dirt item yet because he
works in top forty as well.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay, so you have a lot in common.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We have so much in common speech and radio.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
And see the great thing is it'll make Bradley a
little tiny bit jealous maybe, So it's all working out
for you.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Bailey, It's all working out.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
What does Bradley do again for a living?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
He is a vehicle value evaluator. I don't I'm already
believe he.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Looks at like old classic cars and determine how much
they're they're value.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Yeah, yeah, lucrative.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I'd go with that over DJ anytime, and DJ sketchy, sketchy,
profession sketchy.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Good luck throwing journalistic standards out the window.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
This is Dave's dirt on kd w B.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Leading off with the president.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
The former president, Joe Biden has a later stage prostate cancer,
but they are saying it is treatable and so you know,
certainly wish him well. Prostate cancer is very survivable if
caught early, but it looks like later stages and it
is mistesthetized. I think I came close on that one
to his bone. So yeah, it is definitely sad. Also
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sad and shocking was the video of the tall ship,
like the Mexican Navy ship that was that hit the
Brooklyn Bridge, And at first I thought, oh, that's just
hard on the ship. Then I realized there were people
standing on those cross beams, yes, and some fell to
their deaths. So just shocking.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I think.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Also the people that took the videos nobody They thought
it was like a show, like they didn't really that
that was like actually happening. I thought it was part
of something. But then you can hear someone being like,
oh my gosh, that body just fell.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, yeah, on videos, but I didn't want to watch them.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I was like.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Salt and Peppa were on American Idol last night. It
was kind of cool to see them.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I want you just don't care.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I will tell you they've probably done those songs a
million times, but they still did it with like energy
and enthusiasm, So.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
That was kind of cool.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Did somebody texted in saying that Jessica Simpson was on it?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
She was. I didn't see her.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Oh well, they said she looked so different that you
wouldn't have even known it was Jessica.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh really, yeah, maybe you just didn't even recognize her.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I watched maybe an hour of it, or didn't watch
the whole thing. Goo Goo Dolls were on two and
they did a duet with Maddie Pruetz and here is
a clip of the Goo Dolls. Jamal Roberts was the winner.
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He's the pe teacher from I want to say Missouri
or Mississippi, somewhere like that. He dueted with Jelly Roll,
who has been a coach this season on American Idol,
and so here is a clip of that. Yeah, yeah,
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you try to put me down, try to put.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Me on the ground.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
You never you know what, You're never more than thirty
minutes away from on KTWB another chance of those Jelly rolls.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
You know, it's it's wild to me to think that,
like American Idol is so far out of like the
fabric of our lives now that Jelly Roll's coaching on
this and we talk about Jelly Roll all the time,
and this today was the first day I figured out
that are found out is sure he's a coach on
American Idol.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
It used to be everybody watched American Idol. But yeah,
it's just, you know, it kind of lost its luster.
I think after people realized that they didn't come on,
you know, go on to have huge music careers anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So after season eight something like that.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
So people on social media are listing things that happen
all the times in movies but are one hundred percent
not realistic. Here are some of the most popular answers
because Vaunt and I saw Finalistenation over the weekend and
there was one part where the spoiler spoilers, Well, it's
it's not that big of a spoiler where a woman
is she is falling but grabs onto a nail and
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it's like, Okay, this is not going to happen. You're
falling and all of a sudden you're grabbing onto a nail.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
I'm a skyscraper and she's actually like not falling it.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
So here's a cliche in movies that happen all the
time but is not realistic. Somebody falls and catches the
edge of something hanging on by just their fingers. Just
try it sometime, cannot do it. Spotless air ducks or
air ducks that can support the weight of a two
hundred pound man. They aren't full of screws and they
absorb the sound of the man moving around. Die hard
where Bruce Willis is climbing through the air ducks in
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the in the whole Nap and they say air ducts
are made to carry about the weight of air, not
a two hundred pound man. Ye, air ducks are not there.
They're made to support the weight of the air moving
through the Wow.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
I think because that's been in so many like TVs
and movies. I always have like nightmares where I have
to escape.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Through an air duct. Really always like, well got it
jump in mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Another one.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
People getting pistol whipped, being knocked unconscious and then waking
up later like nothing has happened. A character moving four
feet from the other characters and having a full volume
side conversation that nobody can hear. A hero being assaulted
by a dozen henchmen using fist feet, metal bars, puding
to end up with a small butterfly bandage on their cheek,
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and everybody attacks one at a time. The general lack
of tiredness. Yes, energy, they got so much energy in life, were.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Like, oh man, oh I just want to sit down.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
It's like in every kind of cop show or cop
movie where they're just like so addicted to their job
and they got to like figure out this case, and
it's like, do you not get tired, Like, don't you
need to like go sleep so your brain can work
a little bit better.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Right.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Another one cliches in movies that are not likely to
happen unemployed bachelors with spacious penthouse apartments and desirable locations
waking up and looking fresh and styled, then mostly in
a very good mood, and hackers saying hmm and then
typing three hundred words a minute, then five seconds later going.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I'm in yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah. Every time, it's a few more of these. Ordering
a meal, eating just one bite and then chucking the
whole thing because you've got to be somewhere all that.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
And then like when your mom makes you a whole
buffeto breakfast, you literally just grab a slice and told
to me like I'm gonna rush.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Right, Okay, It's true. Nobody ever looks for parking, it's
just there. Stopping by to have breakfast at a friend's
apartment before or work. Yeah, sure, nobody ever builds enough
time in their day to stop by your friends before
work and have breakfast. Nobody buys celery and bag ads
every time they go to the grocery store. But they
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sure look like groceries. And you see them sticking out
of the bag. There's a bag at and the stock
is celery.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
I never thought about that, but you're totally right. It's
always a bag at and celery with the leaves facing out.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
No, it's very true. The classic zoom in enhanced that image.
Isolate that section, enhance it more, and then you can
see the fingerprint of the murderer. And somebody else said,
brushing their teeth without toothpaste. Yes, oh my gosh, they
pick up a toothbrush, they start brushing their teeth. There's
no toothpaste on there.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yeah, because it's not your mouth isn't messy at all
in the movies or TV shows.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
That's true, all right.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
That is the dirt brought to you by sixty one
two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. Another keyword is
coming up in a couple of minutes on KDWB your
Monday motivation. And then I got a little quiz. For
a little quiz, vont is twenty three years old. I
want to ask him if he knows and recognizes certain terms.
Don't look this up and don't give me the answer yet.
(24:10):
Do you know what a rollo dex is. Okay, we'll
give vond a bunch of terms, archaic terms that maybe
you remember, maybe you don't, and see how many twenty two,
twenty three year old wont remembers that's coming up. It's
all here on KDW
And the iHeartRadio app. It's one oh one point three.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Kt w B.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Shout out to Gus who is fifteen years old to
day and listens to KWB love that have your birthday, Gus,
also close to fifteen years old, is young man vont
Leek almost there?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What is on your mind today?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yes, bomstars the pot and today I'm gonna stir the
pot and let you know that people with dogs that
shed all over the place should not be able to
host functions at their house. It should be banned. Okay,
what because a couple of reasons. One this goes hand
in hand with my theory that I've said about potlucks.
I don't know what happens at your house. I'm just
not eating at the potluck because your dog could taste
the cake batter put their paw in, and that's gross
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to me. So if your dog already naturally shed, there
could be dog hair everywhere. You know, that's most dogs,
but there's some dogs that shed profusely. And my second
reason that people with dogs who shed all over the
place shouldn't be able to host functions. Now I have
to sit on your coup or just walking in the house,
not even sitting down. I have dog hair all my
socks have to track it back into my shoes, and
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it's just the whole inconvenience.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Your dog.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I thought about you, okay, when you and I were
at the movie the other day.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We went saw a Final Destination. We both loved it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Now, I got nachos because that is my go to
movie snack, nachos with a fake little thing of cheese.
So and of course I finished it well before the
trailers were even over. Here comes my pal vaunt in
with a delicious smelling tub of popcorn. Now, I did
think about reaching into your popcorn and sharing, but I
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know that you get grossed out at the idea of
a pot luck because people are bringing stuff and you
don't know whether they sneezed into it. You don't know
whether their baby puked into it, whether they you know
is so. And I thought, he doesn't know where my
hands have been, and I did not want to, even
though I just washed him. I did not want to
reach into your popcorn and have you go eh? Would
(01:56):
you been okay if I would have shared your popcorn?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I thought you were going to ask me at some point,
looked like with your little puppy eyes and your tongue out.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You were like, I know, it smells so good.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It didn't offer any.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
No, I mean because I thought he would have just
asked if he wanted some.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I have never gone to a movie with someone who
has popcorn and I don't, and they've never offered.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
They've always thought.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I know how, and I respected his boundaries. So you
have no respect for boundaries. This is your problem, right.
You will start digging in, licking, flicking your fingers. The
cheddar cheese sprinkles off, and you dick your dip, dick
your dip, dip your sticky fingers, dip your sticky fingers
back into your pot into your friend's popcorn, finger in
all of my popcorn with your wet, gross saliva fingers.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I got more respect for Von than that. But Jenny's
Jenny said something key. Jenny said she's never been with
somebody that didn't have a snack and didn't offer Dave
had a snack. He had nachos. That was another part
of the reason I didn't offer hers, because I didn't
know if he was hungry or not. If he sat
there and didn't look like he had like he was starving, malnourished.
I would have been like Dave. I would have throw
a piece of pop put in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Like catch it, catch it, Come on, come on, you
gotta catch it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh it fell on the floor.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
You bet or go get it. So I'm starting the pot.
I said, if you have a dog who sheds profusely,
you should not be able to host functions at your
house because then I gotta walk through your house. There's
gonna be dog here on my socks and my sweatpants,
and a lot of people are texting in. It's kind of.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Fifty to fifty.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Somebody said, Uh, I'm actually in agreement with vont here,
like if you have a husky, I don't think I'm
coming to your house. I don't want all the white hair,
the white long hair. I agree. Somebody else said, uh,
that's fine. You weren't invited to my house anyway. Yeah,
it's just an inconvenience. Then I gotta go, like I said,
then I have to take it back home. Let's just
say it's all over my car seat now, and it
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just attracts through my house.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
It's just such like applying to foster dogs. Yes, what
do you think is gonna happen. You're just not gonna
get one that Chad's.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
But I'm not gonna host functions at my house if
that's the case, or if we do, there'll be downstairs.
What will be downstairs? We have like grills and stuff,
But I'm not gonna have you come upstairs and just inconvenience,
you now looking like you're a puppy.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I think it's a small price to pay to socialize.
I don't mind going to your house. That's why God created,
in his infinite wisdom, the sticky tape roller, because that
is what you You know, you just positioned a sticky
tape roller on the end of the coffee table and
you get a little of I don't know, Scooter's hair
on you.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You just use the sticky tape roller.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, this text message. Somebody said, my cousin has three
giant dogs show holds family events. They're just sitting on
the couch, dog hair floating in the air. So gross.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It is gross when you see the dog hair floating
through a sunlit window.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
But I go to if I go to any kind
of function, I'm.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
The one looking for the dog, because then I don't
have to talk to people.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I can just go and look for the You can't
do that, but I touch dog and then I talk
about the.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Dog, and then he Bailey goes and lays on their
bed and the master bedroom.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I knew a DJ that came to my house one
time and he scratched the dog the entire time, and
I was like, you gotta socialize a little bit.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
What if I'm socializing about the dog and I'd be
like some dog huh.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Text messages, birthday shout out. Franklin turned one year old
on Saturday. Shared a birthday with Jenny. We love you, Franklin,
Love mom and dad. Also twin girls, they're big tenth
birthday today. Listen to these great names Quinn and Harper.
What great name. If I ever have twin girls, I'm
gonna name them Quinn Harper.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
If you ever have twin girls, well, like.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Everything goes according to plan and everything lines up correctly,
then we'll see.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Thank you out for staring the pot. Appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's one on one point three KTBB never more than
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set KTWB as a preset on the iHeartRadio app. Screenshot
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KTWB for another pair of tickets. Dave Ryan show KDWUB
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post bolone and jelly Roll. We'll be back in a second.
They're asking a question on red is kind of trending,
and it's amazing how common some of these are. Somebody
asks people to name a weird rule they came up
with a when they were young that they still follow.
For example, if you need to retie one shoelace, you
got to retie the other one, otherwise one is gonna
(05:58):
feel loose in the other one's field high. When you
meet somebody, you can't swear in front of them until
they swear in front of you.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
But once they swear, you can go wild.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Oh I feel like I'm the one that swears first,
usually because I get that you are really timid at first.
You're like, I don't know if I should swear it. Yeah, yeah,
I've just got a sailor mouth over here.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I know you do.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
We'll be back with more dumb rules you came up
with when you were a kid that you still follow today.
On you can't make this stuff up. And then right
after that or before. It depends on the mood I'm in.
We'll give you another keyword for post malone, so this
could be the one. Don't skip a keyword, because that
could when you take us for tomorrow night's show. And
then we mentioned this early post your preset, So set
KTWB is a preset on the iHeartRadio app. It's easy
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touch that plus button in the upper left that gives
you a preset that's KTWB. Screenshot that and then DM
it two one O one three KDWB. They say that
(07:03):
a good test of your fitness or a good exercise
is a little challenge that you can do with no equipment,
without even leaving your home or your office. And it
sounds difficult. No, it actually sounds fairly easy, but I
think it'd be very difficult. Sit on the floor and
get up with no help, no chair, no assistant, no
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holding onto the wall, twenty times. And if you can
do that, number one, you're in good health. Number two
it's a workout. Oh and the reason I was reminded
of this because I just dropped a sticker on the
floor a minute ago.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Always know when he dropped something, because it's like, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Get a sticker from the Aloha Monkey where I got
my Josie paw print tattoo, and I drop it on
the floor and I had to get down on the
floor to get it and then get back up.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
What did you sprain to hern you?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
You know, I'm not sure what, but something something popped
in my nether regions.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Not yours, yep.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
So we might do that for a little social thing
a little bit later on, to see how well we
can get on the floor twenty times and then pop back.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Up easy or you didn't think so, I think it'll
be easy for me.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I think we should do a fast motion real where
we'd like speed up the video and then we all
try to do it and see who drops out first.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
A little bit clowny music in the back, yea the.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I mean yeah, sure, clowny music sounds good. All right,
here's your keyword right now for your Post Malone and
Jelly Roll tickets for tomorrow night. Keyword right now is post,
So go do it again. I know you've done it
a million times, but go do it again. It's another
ticket to win tickets to the show, like an entry,
so go do that. Use the talkback feature on the
iHeartRadio app and say the keyword is post and you're
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good to go.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
All right.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
These are rules that people made up when they were
a kid that they still follow. If you need to
retie one shoelace, you must retie the other one. If
you don't end up with one shoe that feels too
tight one that feels too loose, Okay, here's another one.
Each armpit gets the same number of deodorant swipes. You
get six on the left one, you get six on
the right one.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I feel like that's common sense. Why would you put
like seventeen on one under armpit and then like two
on the other.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's a good question, brob.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I have more than the other?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Really?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, my right one?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, No, that actually makes sense. I think we all do.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, so I think that it can be on even deodorant.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I did not know that.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Oh I've got one pit that's sweater than the other.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh. We know.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
When you meet somebody who can't swear in front of
them till they swear in front of you. Once they swear,
go wild. I'm usually the first one to swear, and
then judging by the reaction because usually you say the
F word in conjunction with humor, like Bailey's sof an annoying,
and then somebody will be like yeah, and then I
know that I can say that.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Sure. Bad example says it right to Bailey's face. Yeah,
he was taking eye contact with me.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
He's like me, is it flip or flick?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh? What is it?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I think it's flip.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I think it's flip. I've said flip my entire life. Yeah.
Another one. If I find a penny on the ground
but its heads up, it's not heads up, I turn
it heads up so the next person can have a
little luck.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I like that one, regardless if it's heads up or not.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
It's free money on the ground, that's a good day,
regardless if it's heads up, right.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I pick up every penny. I always figure I'm a
penny richer than I was when I woke up. Yeah.
If you're eating, save a bite of your favorite thing
for last, like maybe that last bite of mashed potatoes,
just to finish up on a high note.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I do that.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I eat from least favorite to most favorite. For example,
if I'm having a pork roll, mashed potatoes, and asparagus,
I'll finish off the asparagus, get that out of the
way first. Then I moved to the mashed potatoes. Then
I moved to the pork roll.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Can I tell you how happy I am that you
just said pork roll because nobody in the Midwest knows
what that is. Oh yeah, pork roll or Taylor Ham,
depending on what part of the world you're from. It's
like it's it's like a breakfast, not Canadian bacon.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I don't know how to play it.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
But yeah, it's sable. We're big fans.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Another one, never use a fake excuse like I can't
go my grandma's sick, because if she does get sick,
you'll feel like you caused it.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Is another rule.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, a couple more rules. You cannot brag about a
random act of kindness. If you tell somebody about it, it
cancels out the good karma. So, for example, if you're like, Okay, yeah,
there was this lady at Starbucks and she didn't have
any cash on her and her credit card wasn't working,
so I went ahead and I paid for her coffee.
You can't say, Jenny, you know what I did on
the way into work today. You can't say that, because
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then it cancels out the karma. I would totally do that.
I'd say it on the radio. You're that kind of
why I want people to think that I'm a good guy.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I'm really not.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
But if I tell enough lies then people will start
to believe I'm a good guy.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
You have to because if you don't take a picture
of it, then it didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, exactly. Hey lady, can you hold your coffee? Yeah,
like that and have a sad look on your face? Yeah,
there you go. Thank you, march on your and I
think that is it. So we gave the keyword. We
got that out of the way. We'll do Dave's Dirt
coming up in a second on one one point three
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k d WB, and remember you're never more than thirty
minutes away from post below and jelly Roll. They were
jelly Roll was on American Idol last night. It was
kind of cool. We'll cover that, and also Salt and
Peppa and the Goo Goo Dolls were on there too
last night. Was kind of cool. We got some audio
of that. Next on Dave's Dirt on KDWB. KDWB, the
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Twin Cities number one hit music station. Bailey met her
next bo He's a DJ works down in what Ames, Iowa, Nebraska.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, Well, I feel like
I need to start taking notes to keep up what
happened to Bradley.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I'm still I mean, Bradley and I still talk. This
isn't this isn't a real thing.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
I just met so at the National Speech and Debate
Competition this past weekend. The there was a guy who
was an MC for like the whole event, so he
like did the opening ceremony, he like announced all the
award and things like that. And he's been the MC
for this tournament for years. And his name is d
Wayne and he has a morning show, He's d Wayne
in the AM in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And so I was like, I work in radio, and
he was like, oh my gosh, shut up. And he
knew who Dave was.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
And we both followed each other on iHeartRadio the iHeart
app So yeah, he's on at the same time as us.
But I said I would talk about him today, and
he said he would talk about me today on the air.
So can I tell you We're gonna get married? Bailey
texted me about this. Literally it was midnight he get married.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
It was midnight. The text message says, hey, I met
a morning DJ. We're gonna get married. I thought Bailey
was drunk texting me. I was like, oh, nay, what me.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's like a pretty typicult Bailey line.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Midnight and I hadn't heard from Bailey because I was
on vacation before her, so we hadn't seen each other.
That's the first thing she said back, and I was like, okay,
she goes he's the MC for this national tournament. We
said each other's shows as presets, so we're actively in love.
It's like, okay, good for you girls.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh he's so nice.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
But then like yesterday when we were leaving, he's said, oh,
I can't it was so nice to meet you. I'll
give you a shout out on there tomorrow. And I
was like, cool, okay, sounds good. And he's just really nice.
Obviously he's like super gregarious.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And he how old is he?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I don't know, thirty something, okay, I mean okay good.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
I didn't know if he was nineteen or forty seven,
So he's around the age bracket that works for you.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, I have no idea, and not his upper forty.
He looks like he's pushing forty.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You think he's pushing forty.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
That's too old.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
I don't think so. I think, oh no, he's like thirty.
He's fun How are you.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Going to slide into his dms or what are you thinking?
That's funny?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Because the second we out of each other on Instagram,
my coach friend Alex Gray, he was like.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
DM him right now, DM him right now.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
I'm like, no, I'm not going to DM him right
now and be like, hey, what you doing, But I
am going to say, hey, we talked about you on
the radio. I said I would send him a sowne clip. Okay,
sound clip of it. Well, I just you never meet
some well, okay, he likes speech obviously, he knows what
speech is, and I love speech is my entire life.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And he's a radio DJ and same.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
So it's like whoa, Okay, now we have two things
that we kevin common. Not necessary. I'm not saying'm gonna
marry that's just it is the default thing. I say, like,
well I met a boy today. We're gonna get married.
But it's just cool like that I could talk to
this guy about two different things.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
No, that's that's good to have something in common. So
it's not just like, boy, it's sureous chili for May.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Right, But next year this tournament is in shock Apiece,
so I'll be.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Like, let me show you the radius.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It's okay, good, but that's a year away. You've got
to do something between betwixt now and next May.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Okay, what I'm talking about it right now?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Well you are talking about him, but you got to
do something more to.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
What flash flash them what?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I can't disagree.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
You said it.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I said it first.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
It's okay anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
But yeah, he was really nice Wayne. So if you're
in Lincoln, Nebra.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
He's in Lincoln, well maybe you should do a little
road trip down to Lincoln and like hang out with
him for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Well, I don't know if he wants to hang out
with me. He doesn't.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
This is what you do. You know how to make
things progress?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Okay, you start texting him, yeah, texting him more often,
and then when you start to really like him, you say, hey,
just thought i'd say good night. You know that type
of thing. Oh, good morning, hope you have a good day.
Oh how is your day today? What you guys do today?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
What's it like on air today?
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Have you talked about this dirt item yet because he
works in top forty as well.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay, so you have a lot in common.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We have so much in common speech and radio.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
And see the great thing is it'll make Bradley a
little tiny bit jealous maybe, So it's all working out
for you.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Bailey, It's all working out.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
What does Bradley do again for a living?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
He is a vehicle value evaluator. I don't I'm already
believe he.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Looks at like old classic cars and determine how much
they're they're value.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Yeah, yeah, lucrative.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I'd go with that over DJ anytime, and DJ sketchy, sketchy,
profession sketchy.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Good luck throwing journalistic standards out the window.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
This is Dave's dirt on kd w B.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Leading off with the president.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
The former president, Joe Biden has a later stage prostate cancer,
but they are saying it is treatable and so you know,
certainly wish him well. Prostate cancer is very survivable if
caught early, but it looks like later stages and it
is mistesthetized. I think I came close on that one
to his bone. So yeah, it is definitely sad. Also
(17:26):
sad and shocking was the video of the tall ship,
like the Mexican Navy ship that was that hit the
Brooklyn Bridge, And at first I thought, oh, that's just
hard on the ship. Then I realized there were people
standing on those cross beams, yes, and some fell to
their deaths. So just shocking.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I think.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Also the people that took the videos nobody They thought
it was like a show, like they didn't really that
that was like actually happening. I thought it was part
of something. But then you can hear someone being like,
oh my gosh, that body just fell.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, yeah, on videos, but I didn't want to watch them.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I was like.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Salt and Peppa were on American Idol last night. It
was kind of cool to see them.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I want you just don't care.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I will tell you they've probably done those songs a
million times, but they still did it with like energy
and enthusiasm, So.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
That was kind of cool.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Did somebody texted in saying that Jessica Simpson was on it?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
She was. I didn't see her.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Oh well, they said she looked so different that you
wouldn't have even known it was Jessica.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh really, yeah, maybe you just didn't even recognize her.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I watched maybe an hour of it, or didn't watch
the whole thing. Goo Goo Dolls were on two and
they did a duet with Maddie Pruetz and here is
a clip of the Goo Dolls. Jamal Roberts was the winner.
(19:09):
He's the pe teacher from I want to say Missouri
or Mississippi, somewhere like that. He dueted with Jelly Roll,
who has been a coach this season on American Idol,
and so here is a clip of that. Yeah, yeah,
(19:31):
you try to put me down, try to put.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Me on the ground.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
You never you know what, You're never more than thirty
minutes away from on KTWB another chance of those Jelly rolls.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
You know, it's it's wild to me to think that,
like American Idol is so far out of like the
fabric of our lives now that Jelly Roll's coaching on
this and we talk about Jelly Roll all the time,
and this today was the first day I figured out
that are found out is sure he's a coach on
American Idol.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
It used to be everybody watched American Idol. But yeah,
it's just, you know, it kind of lost its luster.
I think after people realized that they didn't come on,
you know, go on to have huge music careers anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So after season eight something like that.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
So people on social media are listing things that happen
all the times in movies but are one hundred percent
not realistic. Here are some of the most popular answers
because Vaunt and I saw Finalistenation over the weekend and
there was one part where the spoiler spoilers, Well, it's
it's not that big of a spoiler where a woman
is she is falling but grabs onto a nail and
(20:35):
it's like, Okay, this is not going to happen. You're
falling and all of a sudden you're grabbing onto a nail.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
I'm a skyscraper and she's actually like not falling it.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
So here's a cliche in movies that happen all the
time but is not realistic. Somebody falls and catches the
edge of something hanging on by just their fingers. Just
try it sometime, cannot do it. Spotless air ducks or
air ducks that can support the weight of a two
hundred pound man. They aren't full of screws and they
absorb the sound of the man moving around. Die hard
where Bruce Willis is climbing through the air ducks in
(21:06):
the in the whole Nap and they say air ducts
are made to carry about the weight of air, not
a two hundred pound man. Ye, air ducks are not there.
They're made to support the weight of the air moving
through the Wow.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
I think because that's been in so many like TVs
and movies. I always have like nightmares where I have
to escape.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Through an air duct. Really always like, well got it
jump in mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Another one.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
People getting pistol whipped, being knocked unconscious and then waking
up later like nothing has happened. A character moving four
feet from the other characters and having a full volume
side conversation that nobody can hear. A hero being assaulted
by a dozen henchmen using fist feet, metal bars, puding
to end up with a small butterfly bandage on their cheek,
(21:51):
and everybody attacks one at a time. The general lack
of tiredness. Yes, energy, they got so much energy in life, were.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Like, oh man, oh I just want to sit down.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
It's like in every kind of cop show or cop
movie where they're just like so addicted to their job
and they got to like figure out this case, and
it's like, do you not get tired, Like, don't you
need to like go sleep so your brain can work
a little bit better.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Right.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Another one cliches in movies that are not likely to
happen unemployed bachelors with spacious penthouse apartments and desirable locations
waking up and looking fresh and styled, then mostly in
a very good mood, and hackers saying hmm and then
typing three hundred words a minute, then five seconds later going.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I'm in yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah. Every time, it's a few more of these. Ordering
a meal, eating just one bite and then chucking the
whole thing because you've got to be somewhere all that.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
And then like when your mom makes you a whole
buffeto breakfast, you literally just grab a slice and told
to me like I'm gonna rush.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Right, Okay, It's true. Nobody ever looks for parking, it's
just there. Stopping by to have breakfast at a friend's
apartment before or work. Yeah, sure, nobody ever builds enough
time in their day to stop by your friends before
work and have breakfast. Nobody buys celery and bag ads
every time they go to the grocery store. But they
(23:11):
sure look like groceries. And you see them sticking out
of the bag. There's a bag at and the stock
is celery.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
I never thought about that, but you're totally right. It's
always a bag at and celery with the leaves facing out.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
No, it's very true. The classic zoom in enhanced that image.
Isolate that section, enhance it more, and then you can
see the fingerprint of the murderer. And somebody else said,
brushing their teeth without toothpaste. Yes, oh my gosh, they
pick up a toothbrush, they start brushing their teeth. There's
no toothpaste on there.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yeah, because it's not your mouth isn't messy at all
in the movies or TV shows.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
That's true, all right.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
That is the dirt brought to you by sixty one
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Monday motivation. And then I got a little quiz. For
a little quiz, vont is twenty three years old. I
want to ask him if he knows and recognizes certain terms.
Don't look this up and don't give me the answer yet.
(24:10):
Do you know what a rollo dex is. Okay, we'll
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you remember, maybe you don't, and see how many twenty two,
twenty three year old wont remembers that's coming up. It's
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