June 17, 2025 • 35 mins
Bernie calls into the show to talk to Dave, Dave commits to a challenge, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You love that song Chapel roone on k D double
U B. It's one of those songs I heard on
the radio is like cold played yesterday, like turn that up.
It's one on one point three k D w B
on the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show. And I,
oh wait, somebody calling me right now?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Weird.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I didn't know you should pick up. I didn't expect
a phone call your phone, yello, Dave?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I mean, I mean Dad, it's your new son, Bernard.
Oh god, oh Bernie. Yeah, yeah, me and the boys
were just talking about you. I thought I call you
and the boys yeah, Roger, Daddy are there?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, Yes, this is okay, Yes, Bernie, I will play along.
I will play along with Bailey's dumb, with Daily's dumb.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
How can you?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
How can you sound like a girl?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
You sound like?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Why do I sound like a girl?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Bernie? But why do you sound like a girl?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Dad? I don't think we judge people on how they shout? Okay,
I'm just a dog, just your son.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Can I call you? Why can I tell you why
I wanted to call?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay, I'm having a pretty rough morning, Dad, Yeah, I'm
having a pretty rough morning. Yeah. Mom, won't give me
the remote, and all I want to do is watch
skin Amax and lick myself.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's just not fair. It's not fair, Wild Morning.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Mom said no, yeah, she said no, no, she said
I had to go on Walkie's first and.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Do a big pooh, but a dog gotte it. I
just don't want to.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I just don't want to. I already pood in her shoe. Okay, yeah,
but guess what, Dad.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Guess what?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Don't tell don't tell me, Bernie.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I put in one of her fancy show shows. She
won't know for a for a while, until you guys
go to a wedding or something.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
They don't get invited.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
To those stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
This bit for a second, Jenny, as producer of the show,
did you approve this bits?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Was just so random that Bernie called? I was so shocked,
honestly I was. I was pretty excited.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I hate it when you guys plan thing that I
don't know anything about Dad.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Why why are you talking about me as if I
can't hear you? Why?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm no?
Speaker 6 (02:08):
I asked Bernie a question, go ahead, Jennifer, Bernie, Yeah, Bernie,
what do you think of your dad so far?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You think is he a nice man. You know, he's
kind of a narc I mean he uh.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
He told Susan that I was looking like I was
guilty for pooping in her shoes, and I said it
wasn't me, and then I barked a little. Brady got
a little mad about it. You know, we're working on it,
but we're working through it.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Bernie, can I ask you a question?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Go ahead?
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Vinet to somebody texting us that what does Bernie sound like?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Christ from Family Guy? Christipher Family Guy?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't who you know? Who's you know? Who's your
family guy?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Me?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Bernard?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Oh not Dave?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Uh? Well, you know he doesn't really care.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
For Roger, and Roger's part of her family. So I
feel like if anybody he's a family guys. Hey, Dad,
wondering I was wondering if I could get a new collar. Yeah,
I would like one with like studge on it, maybe
like some spikes, because I'm really trying to attract the
dog next door.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She seems pretty. She's she's getting me in heat.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
You know what I mean? Dad?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Can I get a new collar?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Answer your son?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Dad? When I say Dad, that does refer to you,
David okay, Dad.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Can I get a new collar? Hey?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Okay, thank you?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Hey Dad, guess what what I laborador? You? I laborador
you do?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Hey Dad? Can I get door? Dash?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Should?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Do you want to?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What do you want to get?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I would like some chick fil ay.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I would like some shosh you know, some some cane
shoshts go eat out of a litter box.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
That's what dogs do.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well, I already did that this morning, and Mom got
mad at me, and I was upset about it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And you're such a buzz clear killed dad.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So he takes it in and said, he turned the
radio one. What the f is happening? My six year
old is loving this Bernie bit? Yeah, it's humor for
six year old?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What are you talking about? Two years old? Dad? I
am two years old.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I gonna let it play out. I canna let you
paint yourself into a comedy corner here.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Well listen, Dad, I don't like your tone. Okay, And
I don't know if I wanted.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
To Bernie you know?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Are you upset with your father do something to destroy
some of his property?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna well, first, first, I'm gonna poop his
shoe and then I'm going to get a stick in
a little bandana. I'm gonna put all my things in
the little bandanna. I'm gonna go outside, and I'm gonna
walk down the.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Street just on you two legs. Did you plan an
ending to this bit? My dad? I love you. I
love a labrador.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You Okay, that was really stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I apologize for the waste of Bernie. Love you buddy,
all right?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Thank you so cute.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
She is also wondering what Bernie sounded like because I've
seen all the pictures and stuff. I have seen some
of the videos that you posted, but I didn't. I
couldn't really get a grasp on what his voice would
sound like.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
So that's interesting that he's just like Christopher family. Somebody
else ex it and said it's also giving. Adam Sandler.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Takes it in. God, I love Bailey. I don't know
why I wasn't really on the phone with him, but
thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That was really sweet.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Somebody else texted in, you didn't read this one. I'm
usually open for these dumb bits, but this one is
just cringe.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh well, well, it wasn't a baby. I don't know
what they're talking about. It wasn't responding to his own son.
That's embarrassing for him. So at one point he kept
calling him Bailey.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, that was sure.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Jenny is producer of the show Can you keep a
tighter rain on the crap that Bailey contributes to this problem?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Sometimes I like to just let loose, Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I can't always be the person that's like the headmaster
over here. Sometimes I gotta let the kids do what
they gotta do.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Somebody said, I'm changing to another radio station.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Also, Sybil, Happy seventh birthday today, the big oh seventh
birthdays today. Barry Manilow is eighty two years old. He
deserves a song to be played on KATWB. But we're
not We're not are you.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Songs?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Rich would? Rich would stumble on his treadmill and bonk
his head.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So it was a Christmas song.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
There is no barre manly Christmas.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Okay, you guys are done, You guys are done.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You're gonna fly you off to the coolest concert trip
you've taken maybe ever. We're the same station that flies
you off to the iHeartRadio Music Festival, where the same
station that's flown you everywhere from where we fly you
to see Taylor s Paris was Paris.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
For Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
This time, you're gonna go to Nashville to see Taylor
Swift in concert. I said, Taylor Swift, that's not true,
Sabrina Carpenter in concert, You'll hear everything from you. If
you haven't seen the picture of her on the cover
of Rolling Stone, look at it. She's naked. It was
(06:41):
a little bit shocking. And somebody said, is that all
you think about is sex? And she's like, all of
my songs are about sex. So if you notice that,
you must be you must love sex too, something like that.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
So well, it's the fact that a lot of people
listen to her songs and they support her song, So
why can't she also be naked and support sex?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Just her there's so many songs about sex.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, it's not that, it's very true.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's just less subtle than ever before.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
We're trying to convince Dave to reenact the cover for
us updates.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, yeah, let's check it out. We posted it on
the Instagram stories.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Yes, so right now, seventy six percent of people want
Dave to reenact that.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Some brided carpenter Rolling Stone cover, and four Yeah, that's
pretty good. Odds I thought it would be higher.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
But I don't have a blonde wig, though I can
recreate that post. I just have a blonde wig still.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
Early.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Just get like a towel, oh you know what I mean,
a yellow towel. Yeah, just get a towel, white towel. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I'll see what I can do.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Whit a sheet.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Okay, you're creative, you can figure this out. You act
like the only option is to go out and spend
a ton of money on a long wig.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
No, think about where you work as you're listening to
the show, and if you're all sitting around a conference
room table and somebody's like, you know what the you
should do?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You know we should do?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You should post naked like Sabrina Carpenter did, and like
we can all laugh at it. This is the kind
of abuse that I put up with here, Katie abuse.
It does sound crazy when you put it like that.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
We're just trying to come up with content and we're
trying to get a bunch of likes on Instagram. That's
what we're trying to do, and that's what the company
tells us we.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Need to do.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You think that's going to do it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Shout out to hold It and Hadley of the big
seven years old to day, and a happy birthday. Shout
out to Bentley and Brittany. They are twins. Today is
their day, even though it's my birthday too. From Dad
Kenny g and thanks guys, Happy birthday you guys. Wait,
did we say the key?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
We did it?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Okay, no we did not. We went.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Sabrina is the keyword. Sabrina is the keyword. Go ahead
and say the keywords Sabrina on the iHeartRadio talkback feature
and you are good to go. It changes every thirty minutes,
so be back in thirty minutes, or stay here.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Your bank calls take a survey and you're cheating.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Hang up, it's War of the roses. I'm kd W.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I think people used to get busted because somebody would
find like a hotel key in their pop bucket, or
an ear ring back in the bed, or I don't know,
hair on the pillow or whatever. But now you know
what what bus people technology all the time.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Seriously, you overlook someone's shoulder, you see text messages, you're like,
excuse me, who is that right?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So be very careful if you're cheating with your phone,
and make sure you delete your text messages and don't
save pictures in your camera role that could get you
in trouble.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, that's probably pretty important.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Good advice.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Caroline is going to talk about something that happened with
technology and your boyfriend Tim that made you think. You
know what, I wonder if you what is so how
long you guys been going out for a long time
or a short time? Is the relationship new or what's
the relationship?
Speaker 9 (09:44):
So it's not new, but you know, we haven't been
going out for a super long time. It's been like
a couple months, so like we're exclusively together, like it's
just up, you know, like we're dating, but we're not
dating other people.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Okay, if I thought, you.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Know, but you haven't been down to wedding day Diamonds
to pick up a ring or you no, nothing like that.
So okay, you just want to see if he's up
to something fishy. Yeah, okay, what did you find out?
What did you see on his phone? Your phone? A
friend show you on their phone what happened?
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Yeah, so it was on my phone. So he texted
me the other day a picture of a different woman,
and he said, look how beautiful you are. And so
I checked my phone and I saw it. But then
I also saw that he unsent the message thirty seconds later,
(10:42):
and I also got a notification saying that he had
unsent it.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Okay, because I think when you unsend a message on
your iPhone, yeah, it'll say, oh, Jenny unsent a message.
So if you send it to the wrong person, you
can unsend it within a couple of.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Minutes, right, but people can still see it. Obviously in
that time, you can just unsend it and it will
disappear and.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
It goes away and you don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So you saw a picture of a woman that's not you, correct,
and it said.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
What it said, look how beautiful you are.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
And it's not his mom, it's not his aunt Lucille.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay, so you see this girl, then you see that
he unsent it, so obviously it was a mistake. So
then I'm gonna guess you asked him about it.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Yeah, So I was just like, uh, hey, what was
that and he said he was trying to send me
a picture of me and accidentally attached the wrong picture.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Okay, I mean it actually happen. I like accidentally hid
a picture. Sometimes that's like an extra picture when I'm
trying to send something else. But it's weird that it
was of another girl.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Yeah, So I asked who she was and he said,
it's a picture of a girl that he used to date,
like six months ago.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Okay, So he admits that it was a picture of
a girl, but he meant to send a picture of you.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Yes, that's that's what he had claiming.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay, Okay, then how did the other picture of the
girl get attached?
Speaker 9 (12:05):
Well, you know that is why I'm here. I feel like,
if you dated this person six months ago and you
accidentally sent the picture, it's something that's not lining up
because you would have to scroll back in your phone
to like find this six month old picture in order
to send it. So I don't see how it could
(12:26):
have accidentally been sent to me.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You know what, I agree one hundred percent, because he
had to He had to scroll past the pictures of Christmas,
Valentine's Day, New Year's, the dog of the Dog Park,
his niece's sixth birthday party, the sushi that he had,
and accidentally, of all the pictures to tap, accidentally he
(12:49):
picked a girl he used to date, I got it.
So the suspicion is he's still talking to this girl
and sent her a message that said, look how beautiful
you are, and you're like, well wait a second that
and he never meant to send it to you.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
You were not supposed to see that message.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
Yeah, that's that's what I am assuming.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't even think you need to do War of
the Roses. Honestly, I think that, seriously, I think that
he's up to something. Jenny, you look a little perplexed.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
What do you think, Well, I mean I think that
that accidents can happen.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I guess I would question. The thing that's.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Such a red flag is obviously the fact that it
was just six months ago he was dating this other person.
So now I'm like, is there something lingering with that
person at that point, which is obviously why you're doing
more of the Roses. But Dave's pretty accurate of saying,
I don't know that you even need to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I don't know, I don't know, but we'll do it.
We'll be happy to do it.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
If you still want to do it, we can call
to him and we can give him the ploy and say, hey,
we got roses for you were your phone company. Take
the survey. We'll send you roses to whoever you want.
And then if he picks you, that's great, Caroline. And
you know what, here's the thing, Caroline, even if he
is seeing somebody else else, the odds are good that
he'll still pick you if you are primary girlfriend. Okay,
(14:11):
we can do it. We'll call him next, we'll set
the trap. We'll see who he sends the roses to.
We'll also if he sends him to somebody else, we'll
see what the card says, because we'll be like, Okay,
what do you want the card to read? And that's
sometimes very telling too. It was like happy birthday, cousin Edith.
Then you know that's something totally different unless he's seeing
(14:32):
his cousin and that's a whole other thing.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Oh yeah, we'll do that.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Coming up next on War of the Roses on KATWB
and now.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
The dramatic conclusion of War the Roses.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Well, I hope.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Kd WB.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
A little recap of War of the Roses, So, Jenny,
I always recamp it. Do you want to give me
a little recap? On WoT R do.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Line is concerned because her boyfriend Tim had sent her
a picture being like, look at how beautiful you are,
except for the picture wasn't of her, it was another
girl and then he unsent it real quick, so like
clearly he had made a mistake. But he's claiming like, oh,
like I just sent the wrong picture whatever, But it
was from something like six months ago of a girl
he used to date. So it's very fishy because like
why did he scroll all the way back in his
(15:20):
phone quote unquote six months ago and send the wrong picture?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
If I have a picture of like you know, like
I don't know currently of Susan, it's probably not going
to be next to somebody that I used to see
six months ago. All I get it. So and that's
kind of the gist of the whole thing. Is there
more on War of the Roses? Here's that enough?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
All right, well, I mean that's all we know so far.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Or now we're gonna make the phone call on War
of the Roses. Then talked to Jonathan Fogel from Fogal
Family Law and get his take on everything. Let's make
the phone call.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Forget Thanks for doing that with me today, Tim, Like
I said, we do have a dozen roses to send
out to whoever you want for doing the survey. So
all I need from you is who would you like
to send those roses to?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Sure, let's uh.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
It's a grace, all right, got that.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
And then we always attach a card so you can
write something on the card if you'd like.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Did you want to put anything on it?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Here, hold on.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
About Oh I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You you gave Taco Tuesday a whole new meaning.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Okay, Uh, I got it.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That's funny. But does that mean what I think it does?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I mean, we'll just put it down.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Okay, you're right, none of my business, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And such a good mood right now. And he's laughing
and he's funny because of the Taco Tuesday thing. Damn,
your whole world's gonna blow up right now.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Tim. I just want to let you know that.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You're busted because your girlfriend Caroline is listening to this
whole conversation. There's no phone company involved. It's Katie WB
the radio station, the Dave Ryan Show, and we called
to see who you would send flowers to, and Caroline
is listening right now. Say Hi, Caroline.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
So she was calling because you would send a picture
of you, of your former girlfriend, and it said look
how beautiful you are. She didn't buy that you had
tried to send that to her with her picture. She
thought that you were sending that to your ex girlfriend.
Maybe Grace is Grace your ex girlfriend. Is he still there?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Tim?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Are you still there? Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Whoa and cutting out?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Is he cutting out? Or is he faking cutting out?
He has definitely got to be faking it.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Come on, what kind of service doesn't allow you to
speak smoothly?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You are You're busted, Tim, because not only did you
send the picture to Caroline, you sent the roses to
the wrong girl. I don't even get the Taco Tuesday
I I kind of get the Taco Tuesday thing.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You gotta think a little hard, but not too hard.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
And you don't have a reason.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Verywell, I don't know what can you say it again?
I hear you very well going out?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
If he's going to resort to pretending his phone is
cutting out, what do you make of that?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Caroline?
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Honestly, I've you gave a Taco Tuesday a whole new meeting.
Things sounded stupid, but this is absolutely good.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That is a skill that I got to work on.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
So when Susan's like, hey, did you pick up the
dry cleaning and can you run by get bayer Ley's
and get some milk, I'm gonna go like here you
l well.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Eight later, I like that you.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
Are much better at that than that guy was because
he was clear.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Good morning. It's ktw BE and that artist right there,
that's Serena Carpenter. And you are never more than thirty
minutes away from another chance to when this time you're
about seven minutes away from another keyword. So you can win,
but first you can't make this stuff up. Is coming
up next on kdubub. If you've noticed your dog doing
something peculiar lately, it might be Wendy's fault.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yes, the restaurant, and I'll tell you about it.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Two three, four, Hey, the keyword for Serena Carper right
now is feather. So open the iHeartRadio app, use the
talk back feature, you know the drill, and you say feather.
But if you're new here, first of all, welcome, It's
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listening to one of the top one thousand morning shows
in America, and the Dave Ryan in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Are there a thousand in America?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Now we're in the top thousand anyway. So go to
open up the iHeartRadio app. It's free if you don't
have it, I open that up stream KTWB and then
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Tap that that lets you send basically your voicemail to
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and then tap send and you're good to go. Notice
(20:38):
your dog barkain at the TV lately? It might be
Wendy's fault. They're airing a commercial for their new Frosty flavors,
but the ad begins with a new ring doorbell chime.
So if you happen to have a ring doorbell and
you turn to social media complain it's driving their dogs
crazy as a result, driving you nuts. People have been
calling on Wendy's to put an and to the ad,
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or at least remove the doorbell sounds. So far, the
burger chain hasn't responded. But here's what people are saying.
I'm a fight Wendy's for their new Frosty commercial with
the new ring doorbell chime because these three monsters lose
their issue every time it plays my ring doorbell doesn't
play a particular sound.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah, what does it sound? It plays?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I think it goes ding ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Fancy one, I think so. Sneezing Bailey, Bless you, Bailey,
bless you. Another one, another one. Look at the light,
Look at the light.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
No, look at the light helps you sneeze.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
I thought it was like I try to scare you,
to give it a hiccupp type thing.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
No, yeah, the light does scare me.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Soth Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Anyway, that's the story from Wendy's and from your dog.
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Speaker 3 (22:15):
But nobody's on threads. Is anybody on Threads?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
No?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
It's just the Instagram Twitter, right, Yeah, it was big
when it first happened, and I think when like Twitter
turned to x but no nobody uses it.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I think when Threads was new, everybody what was the
one clubhouse? Remember club about I was going to say
about four or five years ago. Clubhouse was supposed to
be the new hangout, and the idea was really cool,
where basically you can invite a bunch of people to
a meeting and to be like a closed private meeting.
I think, yeah, and you all just sit there and chat.
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Nobody did it.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Yeah, people did it for like a few months. Yeah, yeah,
but then they gave up. There was that, and then
there was also Lemon eight.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
I like started an account just so I could try
to get like Jenny as my name or something like that.
But I don't think I ever did anything with it. Well,
I did TikTok. That's the last social media I downloaded.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You don't need anything any more. What you get too
many it's like just I hear you. By the way,
we're on Instagram, Dave Ryan Show. There's apparently a poll
up there where I have been bullied into posing semi
naked for a photo on the Instagram tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
It might as well be completely naked.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yeah, not even semi. It's like full full naked with socks.
It's a Sabrina Carpenter Rolling Stone cover.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Right now, the vote is at eighty one percent, says hell, yes,
they want to see Dave and I.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Just voted, so now it's eighty two.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, let's see here. Okay, there it is. Would you
like to see Dave recreate his picture?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Hell? Yes or no? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
And Sabrina Carpenter is naked wearing just stocking.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yeah, I don't know why her eyeballs are looking like
she's seen a ghost.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Do us a favor, though, yeah, go ahead, listen. We're
all for it. We want to say see it. We
want you to do it.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Maybe just like put a little bit of some fake
tan on though, you know, yes, a little have Susan
rub some.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
On you or something, so then you don't have to.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Go through the whole process of like a fake tan.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You know, it's funny because not only are my co
workers asking for naked pictures of me, they're demanding that
I put on bronze or.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Well, we want to be able to see you in
the picture, and like if you're a little too bright.
You might blend in with the background or something, because
it's going to probably put we haven't even told you
this fine yet. But Bailey made the mention of, like
we have kind of a glow behind us.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, we need some kind of like kitchen sunlight glow.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
So we want to just like make sure that you're
you know, you're in it. But honestly, though, Dave, you
are you are kind of fat. So I'm concerned about
what this is going to look like. Yeah, you go
to staff Fitness, but like you're still kind of fat.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, just fat? Yeah, yes, but in a loving.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Way, a loving, loving way.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
If I'm sitting around over at Cargill and somebody says, oh,
you're kind of fat, Doug, that is a human rights
not a human rights, but a human resources violation. I
hate to call you out, but I'm gonna call hr
and let him know right now fat. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
She does start at like eight, I think, oh, hey,
it's Dave over a Katie.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Would you be right now on the radio, Jenny Jenny
Lutenberger just called me fat.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
Well you are fat?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Okay, Well, she agreed.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Dave started coming up in a second.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Katie W b Well, the Beatles kids have gotten together
and collaborated on a son, not a song. Not all
of them, but Paul McCartney's son James Ringo star son
Zach and then Sean Lennon John Lennon Son have all
done a song called Ripoff.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I have not heard it. Here we go for the
first time.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
To come.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Apparently recorded on a.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Potato Tuesday and right exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Mark Hamill, who was the original Luke Skywalker, responds to
Star Wars conclusion.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I had my time.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
People work all their lives and aren't remembered for anything,
and I'd never expected to be, that's for sure. All
I wanted was to be able to continue to work
in a job I loved, and this was it, I.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Mean, seriously immortalized as Luke Skywalker. And he played him
so well, he really did. I'm not even a big
Star Wars fan and he just played him so well.
And Ed Shearon is being sued by the people who
own the copyright of Marvin Gaye. Let's get it on
because it sounds a lot like thinking out loud and
if you listen to him and we'll play for you
side by side, they really do sound like, so you'll
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hear the thinking out loud first and then Marvin Gang
So honey, now.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
They really do sound a lot alike.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
So lawsuit's been going on for a while.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, just going to say, I feel like we've been
talking about this for years.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Well, the Supreme Court, I think they're still shutting it down.
But the Marvin Gaye people are still like, no, we
want something. But I think they've lost the lower churts
like before they hit the Supreme Court, and now judges
and juries are saying that the chord progression and the
harmonic rhythm of Let's Get it All can't be protected
because there it's how many songs can you make?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's a chord progression? Yeah, I mean that's like there's
so many songs that have the same chord progression like
C A minor F G. Being a musician, I can
tell you that's a very common chord progression.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Literally, those are the four chords that I know.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
And I have one song memorize on ukulele and it
goes in those exact four chords. So when you were
I was like, oh my gosh, list are the ones
I know?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Those are the only four courts you know?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
That's those magic changes.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Eric Dane is battling als.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
He's from either Gray's anatomy or most recently, euphoria.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
But he said he lost complete function of his right arm.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
A few weeks later, I noticed that it got a
little worse, so I went and saw a hand specialist,
who sent me to another hand specialist. I went saw neurologists,
and the neurologists sent me to another neurologist and said,
this is way above my pay grade. My right side
is completely completely stopped working.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
And then your left arm.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
No, it's going.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
I feel like maybe a couple few more months and
I won't have my left and.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Either that's so scary.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Well, they talk about somebody texted earlier. They said they're
in that, that's their medical field of specialty. And they said, basically,
when you have is it als, Yes, it basically your
muscles won't do what you want them to do, and
it deteriorates eventually, so you can't chew, you can't swallow,
and then you suffocate because you can't read the whole
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time your mind is completely lucid. Yeah, so the somebody
said their aunt died of that. Just an awful horrible
way to go.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Oh right, I have some breaking news for everyone who
loves the Bachelor and Bacherette, but specifically the Golden Bachelor
and Bacheorette. So they do those seasons, but then the
people who don't make it as a couple, they oftentimes
go to Bachelor in Paradise, which is more of like
your hookup, Like all these people go to a beach
in Mexico and meet and there's like twenty people at
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a time, guys and girls. Well, they're doing a Golden
Bachelor and Bachelorette version of Bachelor in Paradise, they announced
and it premiere is on July seventh, and it does
include Leslie Fema, who's here from the Twin Cities.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
She was the final She was.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
The runner up on the original Golden Bachelor, So Leslie
Fema is going to be on there. And there's a
whole list of the cast from both of those seasons,
so I think of her to watch it. I'm curious
what that's going to be like because it's a bunch
of horny, like twenty to thirty five year olds for
Bachelor in Paradise normally, so like you think the these
guys are all just gonna be like probably horn dogs.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
One of the funny stories a wild rumor Jenny mentioned
earlier is that Michael Jackson, who died sixteen years ago
on June twenty fifth, is going to be revealed to
be Marshmallow. Marshmallow to take off his helmet, Yeah, and
he's going to be Michael Jackson underneath.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Yeah. He's the one that has the big white just
cover over his face at all times and then like
two xes over his eyes so I couldn't see it.
You know, I've seen Marshmallow a couple of times. Ridiculous,
He's got a couple's You got.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
To know that guy is fugly.
Speaker 10 (30:35):
I know.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
I think I've googled him before to try to figure
out what he does look like.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
It's kind of like the guys in Daft Punk. They're
like one hundred and sixteen years old, but they wore
those like robots olets so they would look cool.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Marshmallow is actually pretty cute.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
No he's not. He's ugly.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
No, he's cute.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
See you. That's another one. Doesn't show her face full.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
You've seen her.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Face, you can see it. She shows her face at
like a war show.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Is this old oh, he is a little.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
Bit older, and don't expect her to be as old
as she is.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I got one word for you, what bugly?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Speaking of old, Dolly Parton has a new hotel opening
in Nashville. It's called song Teller, and it's going to
feature two entertainment venues called Partons Live and Joe Lene's,
plus a Dolly museum called Dolly's Life of Many Colors,
and there will be a coffee shop.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Named Cup of Ambition. This isn't yeah, how many of
you ever been to Dollywood?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
No, but I was down by the Smokey Is back
in like Christmas time, and I remember a lot of
people did say it is worth going.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I want to go to Dollywood.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I think that would be fun, and I think in
general Dolly makes like high grade things, and so this
hotel is probably really nice, or it will be cool
that it's going to be really themed and I like that.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
So I want to go. Maybe one day I'll go
on Ay.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
I'm confused by this. So yesterday we talked about the
Jonas Brothers. They I guess, reduced sick shows. They changed
the venue because they weren't selling tickets. But apparently tomorrow
they're adding thirteen shows to the entire tour. I just
I'm confused because I thought they were like over estimating
how many people would come.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
But I guess maybe they're adding shows in smaller venues. Yeah,
I mean, I'm not really sure. Hollywood is not for everybody.
Some people make it all the way to the top
then climb back down. Here are some stars that quit
showbiz at the height of their fame. Karen Parsons, she
played Hillary on The Fresh Prince of bel Air. She
got married, started a family. She also founded Sweet BlackBerry,
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nonprofit that teaches kids about black history.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
She was the really hot one, wasn't she Hillary?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yeah she was the older one.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Jonathan Taylor Thomas left Home Improvement before it ended to
go to college. Now he is on the board of
the Actors' Union sag aftro.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
That dude is so fine.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Jonathan Taylor Thomas was so hot in like nineteen ninety
seven Allennial What a Babe loved him.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Eric Persullivan, he played on Malcolm in the Middle, but
he's not coming back for the reboot because he is
a grad student. But he told Brian Cranston that he
thinks it's great that they're doing it. Rick moranis he
stepped away from the Spotlight in the late nineties to
raise his kids after his wife died of breast cancer.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
But he's finally making it back.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
For Spaceballs too. I love him so much.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I know the movie Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
the one from fifty five years ago. The kid that
played Little Charlie. His name is Peter Austrom. He only
did the one movie. He never did anything else. He
quit the business to become a dairy veterinarian, huh, which
is probably a lot more steady, dignified work than an
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aging Hollywood celebrities.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Well that, and like he played what will Charlie Charlie
the kid? Yeah, yeah, so good for him. He got
out probably before he was eaten up by Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Point Yeah, I like the phrase dairy veterinarian. That really
rolls off the top.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Well you when you think about that, the person that
like neuters your dog probably wouldn't want you, wouldn't want
them to help you deliver a calf. You know, probably
a whole different set of skills. Phoebe Kate, she became
a big sex symbol in the eighties Things Too Fast
Times at Ridgemont High. She was also in Gremlins and
Dropped Dead Fred. She married Kevin Klein in nineteen eighty
nine and pretty much called it a career. She does
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own a store called Blue Tree in New York City.
Though the Olsen twins. The Olsen Twins walked away when
they were like they did all those Cordy movies in
like the earlier Mass nineteen nineties where they were Paris.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
They were detectives or something. Weren't they little.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Detectives those ones. But there's other ones that they did too.
They were like witches in one of them.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah, Allison just love that stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
They refused to come back for Fuller House.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
They were not trying to do it, so they were
thinking about casting Elizabeth their sister or cousin or whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
She said there, huh, Shirley Temple. There actually was a
woman named Shirley Temple. It's not just a cocktail. She
was one of the most famous child actors of all time,
probably back in the thirties, I'm thinking forties. She was
a little kid who like danced in sang and she
was a little adorable little kid. She retired when she
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was twenty two years old. Never went back to showbiz
ever again.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
I loved her when I was like five. She was great.
The good Ship Lollipop. That was like my first like
dance recital song.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Oh really, Kidali Pop Merol Wilson. She was in Missus, Doubtfire, Matilda,
and a few other films. She backed off her acting
career to concentrate on writing, and in twenty sixteen she
did a book called Where Am I Now? True Stories
of girlhood and Accidental fame. Kind of interesting. That is
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the radio is like cold played yesterday, like turn that up.
It's one on one point three k D w B
on the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show. And I,
oh wait, somebody calling me right now?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Weird.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I didn't know you should pick up. I didn't expect
a phone call your phone, yello, Dave?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I mean, I mean Dad, it's your new son, Bernard.
Oh god, oh Bernie. Yeah, yeah, me and the boys
were just talking about you. I thought I call you
and the boys yeah, Roger, Daddy are there?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, Yes, this is okay, Yes, Bernie, I will play along.
I will play along with Bailey's dumb, with Daily's dumb.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
How can you?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
How can you sound like a girl?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
You sound like?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Why do I sound like a girl?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Bernie? But why do you sound like a girl?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Dad? I don't think we judge people on how they shout? Okay,
I'm just a dog, just your son.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Can I call you? Why can I tell you why
I wanted to call?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay, I'm having a pretty rough morning, Dad, Yeah, I'm
having a pretty rough morning. Yeah. Mom, won't give me
the remote, and all I want to do is watch
skin Amax and lick myself.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's just not fair. It's not fair, Wild Morning.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Mom said no, yeah, she said no, no, she said
I had to go on Walkie's first and.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Do a big pooh, but a dog gotte it. I
just don't want to.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I just don't want to. I already pood in her shoe. Okay, yeah,
but guess what, Dad.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Guess what?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Don't tell don't tell me, Bernie.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I put in one of her fancy show shows. She
won't know for a for a while, until you guys
go to a wedding or something.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
They don't get invited.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
To those stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
This bit for a second, Jenny, as producer of the show,
did you approve this bits?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Was just so random that Bernie called? I was so shocked,
honestly I was. I was pretty excited.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I hate it when you guys plan thing that I
don't know anything about Dad.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Why why are you talking about me as if I
can't hear you? Why?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm no?
Speaker 6 (02:08):
I asked Bernie a question, go ahead, Jennifer, Bernie, Yeah, Bernie,
what do you think of your dad so far?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You think is he a nice man. You know, he's
kind of a narc I mean he uh.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
He told Susan that I was looking like I was
guilty for pooping in her shoes, and I said it
wasn't me, and then I barked a little. Brady got
a little mad about it. You know, we're working on it,
but we're working through it.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Bernie, can I ask you a question?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Go ahead?
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Vinet to somebody texting us that what does Bernie sound like?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Christ from Family Guy? Christipher Family Guy?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't who you know? Who's you know? Who's your
family guy?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Me?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Bernard?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Oh not Dave?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Uh? Well, you know he doesn't really care.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
For Roger, and Roger's part of her family. So I
feel like if anybody he's a family guys. Hey, Dad,
wondering I was wondering if I could get a new collar. Yeah,
I would like one with like studge on it, maybe
like some spikes, because I'm really trying to attract the
dog next door.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She seems pretty. She's she's getting me in heat.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
You know what I mean? Dad?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Can I get a new collar?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Answer your son?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Dad? When I say Dad, that does refer to you,
David okay, Dad.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Can I get a new collar? Hey?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Okay, thank you?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Hey Dad, guess what what I laborador? You? I laborador
you do?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Hey Dad? Can I get door? Dash?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Should?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Do you want to?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What do you want to get?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I would like some chick fil ay.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I would like some shosh you know, some some cane
shoshts go eat out of a litter box.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
That's what dogs do.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well, I already did that this morning, and Mom got
mad at me, and I was upset about it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And you're such a buzz clear killed dad.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So he takes it in and said, he turned the
radio one. What the f is happening? My six year
old is loving this Bernie bit? Yeah, it's humor for
six year old?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What are you talking about? Two years old? Dad? I
am two years old.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I gonna let it play out. I canna let you
paint yourself into a comedy corner here.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Well listen, Dad, I don't like your tone. Okay, And
I don't know if I wanted.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
To Bernie you know?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Are you upset with your father do something to destroy
some of his property?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna well, first, first, I'm gonna poop his
shoe and then I'm going to get a stick in
a little bandana. I'm gonna put all my things in
the little bandanna. I'm gonna go outside, and I'm gonna
walk down the.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Street just on you two legs. Did you plan an
ending to this bit? My dad? I love you. I
love a labrador.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You Okay, that was really stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I apologize for the waste of Bernie. Love you buddy,
all right?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Thank you so cute.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
She is also wondering what Bernie sounded like because I've
seen all the pictures and stuff. I have seen some
of the videos that you posted, but I didn't. I
couldn't really get a grasp on what his voice would
sound like.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
So that's interesting that he's just like Christopher family. Somebody
else ex it and said it's also giving. Adam Sandler.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Takes it in. God, I love Bailey. I don't know
why I wasn't really on the phone with him, but
thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That was really sweet.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Somebody else texted in, you didn't read this one. I'm
usually open for these dumb bits, but this one is
just cringe.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh well, well, it wasn't a baby. I don't know
what they're talking about. It wasn't responding to his own son.
That's embarrassing for him. So at one point he kept
calling him Bailey.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, that was sure.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Jenny is producer of the show Can you keep a
tighter rain on the crap that Bailey contributes to this problem?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Sometimes I like to just let loose, Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I can't always be the person that's like the headmaster
over here. Sometimes I gotta let the kids do what
they gotta do.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Somebody said, I'm changing to another radio station.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Also, Sybil, Happy seventh birthday today, the big oh seventh
birthdays today. Barry Manilow is eighty two years old. He
deserves a song to be played on KATWB. But we're
not We're not are you.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Songs?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Rich would? Rich would stumble on his treadmill and bonk
his head.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So it was a Christmas song.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
There is no barre manly Christmas.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Okay, you guys are done, You guys are done.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You're gonna fly you off to the coolest concert trip
you've taken maybe ever. We're the same station that flies
you off to the iHeartRadio Music Festival, where the same
station that's flown you everywhere from where we fly you
to see Taylor s Paris was Paris.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
For Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
This time, you're gonna go to Nashville to see Taylor
Swift in concert. I said, Taylor Swift, that's not true,
Sabrina Carpenter in concert, You'll hear everything from you. If
you haven't seen the picture of her on the cover
of Rolling Stone, look at it. She's naked. It was
(06:41):
a little bit shocking. And somebody said, is that all
you think about is sex? And she's like, all of
my songs are about sex. So if you notice that,
you must be you must love sex too, something like that.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
So well, it's the fact that a lot of people
listen to her songs and they support her song, So
why can't she also be naked and support sex?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Just her there's so many songs about sex.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, it's not that, it's very true.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's just less subtle than ever before.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
We're trying to convince Dave to reenact the cover for
us updates.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, yeah, let's check it out. We posted it on
the Instagram stories.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Yes, so right now, seventy six percent of people want
Dave to reenact that.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Some brided carpenter Rolling Stone cover, and four Yeah, that's
pretty good. Odds I thought it would be higher.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
But I don't have a blonde wig, though I can
recreate that post. I just have a blonde wig still.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
Early.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Just get like a towel, oh you know what I mean,
a yellow towel. Yeah, just get a towel, white towel. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I'll see what I can do.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Whit a sheet.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Okay, you're creative, you can figure this out. You act
like the only option is to go out and spend
a ton of money on a long wig.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
No, think about where you work as you're listening to
the show, and if you're all sitting around a conference
room table and somebody's like, you know what the you
should do?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You know we should do?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You should post naked like Sabrina Carpenter did, and like
we can all laugh at it. This is the kind
of abuse that I put up with here, Katie abuse.
It does sound crazy when you put it like that.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
We're just trying to come up with content and we're
trying to get a bunch of likes on Instagram. That's
what we're trying to do, and that's what the company
tells us we.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Need to do.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You think that's going to do it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Shout out to hold It and Hadley of the big
seven years old to day, and a happy birthday. Shout
out to Bentley and Brittany. They are twins. Today is
their day, even though it's my birthday too. From Dad
Kenny g and thanks guys, Happy birthday you guys. Wait,
did we say the key?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
We did it?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Okay, no we did not. We went.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Sabrina is the keyword. Sabrina is the keyword. Go ahead
and say the keywords Sabrina on the iHeartRadio talkback feature
and you are good to go. It changes every thirty minutes,
so be back in thirty minutes, or stay here.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Your bank calls take a survey and you're cheating.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Hang up, it's War of the roses. I'm kd W.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I think people used to get busted because somebody would
find like a hotel key in their pop bucket, or
an ear ring back in the bed, or I don't know,
hair on the pillow or whatever. But now you know
what what bus people technology all the time.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Seriously, you overlook someone's shoulder, you see text messages, you're like,
excuse me, who is that right?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So be very careful if you're cheating with your phone,
and make sure you delete your text messages and don't
save pictures in your camera role that could get you
in trouble.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, that's probably pretty important.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Good advice.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Caroline is going to talk about something that happened with
technology and your boyfriend Tim that made you think. You
know what, I wonder if you what is so how
long you guys been going out for a long time
or a short time? Is the relationship new or what's
the relationship?
Speaker 9 (09:44):
So it's not new, but you know, we haven't been
going out for a super long time. It's been like
a couple months, so like we're exclusively together, like it's
just up, you know, like we're dating, but we're not
dating other people.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Okay, if I thought, you.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Know, but you haven't been down to wedding day Diamonds
to pick up a ring or you no, nothing like that.
So okay, you just want to see if he's up
to something fishy. Yeah, okay, what did you find out?
What did you see on his phone? Your phone? A
friend show you on their phone what happened?
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Yeah, so it was on my phone. So he texted
me the other day a picture of a different woman,
and he said, look how beautiful you are. And so
I checked my phone and I saw it. But then
I also saw that he unsent the message thirty seconds later,
(10:42):
and I also got a notification saying that he had
unsent it.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Okay, because I think when you unsend a message on
your iPhone, yeah, it'll say, oh, Jenny unsent a message.
So if you send it to the wrong person, you
can unsend it within a couple of.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Minutes, right, but people can still see it. Obviously in
that time, you can just unsend it and it will
disappear and.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
It goes away and you don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So you saw a picture of a woman that's not you, correct,
and it said.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
What it said, look how beautiful you are.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
And it's not his mom, it's not his aunt Lucille.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay, so you see this girl, then you see that
he unsent it, so obviously it was a mistake. So
then I'm gonna guess you asked him about it.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Yeah, So I was just like, uh, hey, what was
that and he said he was trying to send me
a picture of me and accidentally attached the wrong picture.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Okay, I mean it actually happen. I like accidentally hid
a picture. Sometimes that's like an extra picture when I'm
trying to send something else. But it's weird that it
was of another girl.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Yeah, So I asked who she was and he said,
it's a picture of a girl that he used to date,
like six months ago.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Okay, So he admits that it was a picture of
a girl, but he meant to send a picture of you.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Yes, that's that's what he had claiming.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay, Okay, then how did the other picture of the
girl get attached?
Speaker 9 (12:05):
Well, you know that is why I'm here. I feel like,
if you dated this person six months ago and you
accidentally sent the picture, it's something that's not lining up
because you would have to scroll back in your phone
to like find this six month old picture in order
to send it. So I don't see how it could
(12:26):
have accidentally been sent to me.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You know what, I agree one hundred percent, because he
had to He had to scroll past the pictures of Christmas,
Valentine's Day, New Year's, the dog of the Dog Park,
his niece's sixth birthday party, the sushi that he had,
and accidentally, of all the pictures to tap, accidentally he
(12:49):
picked a girl he used to date, I got it.
So the suspicion is he's still talking to this girl
and sent her a message that said, look how beautiful
you are, and you're like, well wait a second that
and he never meant to send it to you.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
You were not supposed to see that message.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
Yeah, that's that's what I am assuming.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't even think you need to do War of
the Roses. Honestly, I think that, seriously, I think that
he's up to something. Jenny, you look a little perplexed.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
What do you think, Well, I mean I think that
that accidents can happen.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I guess I would question. The thing that's.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Such a red flag is obviously the fact that it
was just six months ago he was dating this other person.
So now I'm like, is there something lingering with that
person at that point, which is obviously why you're doing
more of the Roses. But Dave's pretty accurate of saying,
I don't know that you even need to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I don't know, I don't know, but we'll do it.
We'll be happy to do it.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
If you still want to do it, we can call
to him and we can give him the ploy and say, hey,
we got roses for you were your phone company. Take
the survey. We'll send you roses to whoever you want.
And then if he picks you, that's great, Caroline. And
you know what, here's the thing, Caroline, even if he
is seeing somebody else else, the odds are good that
he'll still pick you if you are primary girlfriend. Okay,
(14:11):
we can do it. We'll call him next, we'll set
the trap. We'll see who he sends the roses to.
We'll also if he sends him to somebody else, we'll
see what the card says, because we'll be like, Okay,
what do you want the card to read? And that's
sometimes very telling too. It was like happy birthday, cousin Edith.
Then you know that's something totally different unless he's seeing
(14:32):
his cousin and that's a whole other thing.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Oh yeah, we'll do that.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Coming up next on War of the Roses on KATWB
and now.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
The dramatic conclusion of War the Roses.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Well, I hope.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Kd WB.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
A little recap of War of the Roses, So, Jenny,
I always recamp it. Do you want to give me
a little recap? On WoT R do.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Line is concerned because her boyfriend Tim had sent her
a picture being like, look at how beautiful you are,
except for the picture wasn't of her, it was another
girl and then he unsent it real quick, so like
clearly he had made a mistake. But he's claiming like, oh,
like I just sent the wrong picture whatever, But it
was from something like six months ago of a girl
he used to date. So it's very fishy because like
why did he scroll all the way back in his
(15:20):
phone quote unquote six months ago and send the wrong picture?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
If I have a picture of like you know, like
I don't know currently of Susan, it's probably not going
to be next to somebody that I used to see
six months ago. All I get it. So and that's
kind of the gist of the whole thing. Is there
more on War of the Roses? Here's that enough?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
All right, well, I mean that's all we know so far.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Or now we're gonna make the phone call on War
of the Roses. Then talked to Jonathan Fogel from Fogal
Family Law and get his take on everything. Let's make
the phone call.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Forget Thanks for doing that with me today, Tim, Like
I said, we do have a dozen roses to send
out to whoever you want for doing the survey. So
all I need from you is who would you like
to send those roses to?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Sure, let's uh.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
It's a grace, all right, got that.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
And then we always attach a card so you can
write something on the card if you'd like.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Did you want to put anything on it?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Here, hold on.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
About Oh I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You you gave Taco Tuesday a whole new meaning.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Okay, Uh, I got it.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That's funny. But does that mean what I think it does?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I mean, we'll just put it down.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Okay, you're right, none of my business, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And such a good mood right now. And he's laughing
and he's funny because of the Taco Tuesday thing. Damn,
your whole world's gonna blow up right now.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Tim. I just want to let you know that.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You're busted because your girlfriend Caroline is listening to this
whole conversation. There's no phone company involved. It's Katie WB
the radio station, the Dave Ryan Show, and we called
to see who you would send flowers to, and Caroline
is listening right now. Say Hi, Caroline.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
So she was calling because you would send a picture
of you, of your former girlfriend, and it said look
how beautiful you are. She didn't buy that you had
tried to send that to her with her picture. She
thought that you were sending that to your ex girlfriend.
Maybe Grace is Grace your ex girlfriend. Is he still there?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Tim?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Are you still there? Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Whoa and cutting out?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Is he cutting out? Or is he faking cutting out?
He has definitely got to be faking it.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Come on, what kind of service doesn't allow you to
speak smoothly?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You are You're busted, Tim, because not only did you
send the picture to Caroline, you sent the roses to
the wrong girl. I don't even get the Taco Tuesday
I I kind of get the Taco Tuesday thing.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You gotta think a little hard, but not too hard.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
And you don't have a reason.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Verywell, I don't know what can you say it again?
I hear you very well going out?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
If he's going to resort to pretending his phone is
cutting out, what do you make of that?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Caroline?
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Honestly, I've you gave a Taco Tuesday a whole new meeting.
Things sounded stupid, but this is absolutely good.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That is a skill that I got to work on.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
So when Susan's like, hey, did you pick up the
dry cleaning and can you run by get bayer Ley's
and get some milk, I'm gonna go like here you
l well.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Eight later, I like that you.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
Are much better at that than that guy was because
he was clear.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Good morning. It's ktw BE and that artist right there,
that's Serena Carpenter. And you are never more than thirty
minutes away from another chance to when this time you're
about seven minutes away from another keyword. So you can win,
but first you can't make this stuff up. Is coming
up next on kdubub. If you've noticed your dog doing
something peculiar lately, it might be Wendy's fault.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yes, the restaurant, and I'll tell you about it.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Two three, four, Hey, the keyword for Serena Carper right
now is feather. So open the iHeartRadio app, use the
talk back feature, you know the drill, and you say feather.
But if you're new here, first of all, welcome, It's
KATWB the Twin City's number one hit music station. You're
listening to one of the top one thousand morning shows
in America, and the Dave Ryan in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Are there a thousand in America?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Now we're in the top thousand anyway. So go to
open up the iHeartRadio app. It's free if you don't
have it, I open that up stream KTWB and then
there will be a red microphone on the live streaming page.
Tap that that lets you send basically your voicemail to
the radio station and just say the keyword is feather
and then tap send and you're good to go. Notice
(20:38):
your dog barkain at the TV lately? It might be
Wendy's fault. They're airing a commercial for their new Frosty flavors,
but the ad begins with a new ring doorbell chime.
So if you happen to have a ring doorbell and
you turn to social media complain it's driving their dogs
crazy as a result, driving you nuts. People have been
calling on Wendy's to put an and to the ad,
(21:02):
or at least remove the doorbell sounds. So far, the
burger chain hasn't responded. But here's what people are saying.
I'm a fight Wendy's for their new Frosty commercial with
the new ring doorbell chime because these three monsters lose
their issue every time it plays my ring doorbell doesn't
play a particular sound.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah, what does it sound? It plays?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I think it goes ding ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Fancy one, I think so. Sneezing Bailey, Bless you, Bailey,
bless you. Another one, another one. Look at the light,
Look at the light.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
No, look at the light helps you sneeze.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
I thought it was like I try to scare you,
to give it a hiccupp type thing.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
No, yeah, the light does scare me.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Soth Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Anyway, that's the story from Wendy's and from your dog.
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Speaker 3 (22:15):
But nobody's on threads. Is anybody on Threads?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
No?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
It's just the Instagram Twitter, right, Yeah, it was big
when it first happened, and I think when like Twitter
turned to x but no nobody uses it.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I think when Threads was new, everybody what was the
one clubhouse? Remember club about I was going to say
about four or five years ago. Clubhouse was supposed to
be the new hangout, and the idea was really cool,
where basically you can invite a bunch of people to
a meeting and to be like a closed private meeting.
I think, yeah, and you all just sit there and chat.
(22:47):
Nobody did it.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Yeah, people did it for like a few months. Yeah, yeah,
but then they gave up. There was that, and then
there was also Lemon eight.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
I like started an account just so I could try
to get like Jenny as my name or something like that.
But I don't think I ever did anything with it. Well,
I did TikTok. That's the last social media I downloaded.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You don't need anything any more. What you get too
many it's like just I hear you. By the way,
we're on Instagram, Dave Ryan Show. There's apparently a poll
up there where I have been bullied into posing semi
naked for a photo on the Instagram tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
It might as well be completely naked.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yeah, not even semi. It's like full full naked with socks.
It's a Sabrina Carpenter Rolling Stone cover.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Right now, the vote is at eighty one percent, says hell, yes,
they want to see Dave and I.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Just voted, so now it's eighty two.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, let's see here. Okay, there it is. Would you
like to see Dave recreate his picture?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Hell? Yes or no? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
And Sabrina Carpenter is naked wearing just stocking.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yeah, I don't know why her eyeballs are looking like
she's seen a ghost.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Do us a favor, though, yeah, go ahead, listen. We're
all for it. We want to say see it. We
want you to do it.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Maybe just like put a little bit of some fake
tan on though, you know, yes, a little have Susan
rub some.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
On you or something, so then you don't have to.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Go through the whole process of like a fake tan.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You know, it's funny because not only are my co
workers asking for naked pictures of me, they're demanding that
I put on bronze or.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Well, we want to be able to see you in
the picture, and like if you're a little too bright.
You might blend in with the background or something, because
it's going to probably put we haven't even told you
this fine yet. But Bailey made the mention of, like
we have kind of a glow behind us.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, we need some kind of like kitchen sunlight glow.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
So we want to just like make sure that you're
you know, you're in it. But honestly, though, Dave, you
are you are kind of fat. So I'm concerned about
what this is going to look like. Yeah, you go
to staff Fitness, but like you're still kind of fat.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, just fat? Yeah, yes, but in a loving.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Way, a loving, loving way.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
If I'm sitting around over at Cargill and somebody says, oh,
you're kind of fat, Doug, that is a human rights
not a human rights, but a human resources violation. I
hate to call you out, but I'm gonna call hr
and let him know right now fat. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
She does start at like eight, I think, oh, hey,
it's Dave over a Katie.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Would you be right now on the radio, Jenny Jenny
Lutenberger just called me fat.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
Well you are fat?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Okay, Well, she agreed.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Dave started coming up in a second.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Katie W b Well, the Beatles kids have gotten together
and collaborated on a son, not a song. Not all
of them, but Paul McCartney's son James Ringo star son
Zach and then Sean Lennon John Lennon Son have all
done a song called Ripoff.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I have not heard it. Here we go for the
first time.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
To come.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Apparently recorded on a.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Potato Tuesday and right exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Mark Hamill, who was the original Luke Skywalker, responds to
Star Wars conclusion.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I had my time.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
People work all their lives and aren't remembered for anything,
and I'd never expected to be, that's for sure. All
I wanted was to be able to continue to work
in a job I loved, and this was it, I.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Mean, seriously immortalized as Luke Skywalker. And he played him
so well, he really did. I'm not even a big
Star Wars fan and he just played him so well.
And Ed Shearon is being sued by the people who
own the copyright of Marvin Gaye. Let's get it on
because it sounds a lot like thinking out loud and
if you listen to him and we'll play for you
side by side, they really do sound like, so you'll
(27:01):
hear the thinking out loud first and then Marvin Gang
So honey, now.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
They really do sound a lot alike.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
So lawsuit's been going on for a while.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, just going to say, I feel like we've been
talking about this for years.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Well, the Supreme Court, I think they're still shutting it down.
But the Marvin Gaye people are still like, no, we
want something. But I think they've lost the lower churts
like before they hit the Supreme Court, and now judges
and juries are saying that the chord progression and the
harmonic rhythm of Let's Get it All can't be protected
because there it's how many songs can you make?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's a chord progression? Yeah, I mean that's like there's
so many songs that have the same chord progression like
C A minor F G. Being a musician, I can
tell you that's a very common chord progression.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Literally, those are the four chords that I know.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
And I have one song memorize on ukulele and it
goes in those exact four chords. So when you were
I was like, oh my gosh, list are the ones
I know?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Those are the only four courts you know?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
That's those magic changes.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Eric Dane is battling als.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
He's from either Gray's anatomy or most recently, euphoria.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
But he said he lost complete function of his right arm.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
A few weeks later, I noticed that it got a
little worse, so I went and saw a hand specialist,
who sent me to another hand specialist. I went saw neurologists,
and the neurologists sent me to another neurologist and said,
this is way above my pay grade. My right side
is completely completely stopped working.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
And then your left arm.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
No, it's going.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
I feel like maybe a couple few more months and
I won't have my left and.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Either that's so scary.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Well, they talk about somebody texted earlier. They said they're
in that, that's their medical field of specialty. And they said, basically,
when you have is it als, Yes, it basically your
muscles won't do what you want them to do, and
it deteriorates eventually, so you can't chew, you can't swallow,
and then you suffocate because you can't read the whole
(29:00):
time your mind is completely lucid. Yeah, so the somebody
said their aunt died of that. Just an awful horrible
way to go.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Oh right, I have some breaking news for everyone who
loves the Bachelor and Bacherette, but specifically the Golden Bachelor
and Bacheorette. So they do those seasons, but then the
people who don't make it as a couple, they oftentimes
go to Bachelor in Paradise, which is more of like
your hookup, Like all these people go to a beach
in Mexico and meet and there's like twenty people at
(29:29):
a time, guys and girls. Well, they're doing a Golden
Bachelor and Bachelorette version of Bachelor in Paradise, they announced
and it premiere is on July seventh, and it does
include Leslie Fema, who's here from the Twin Cities.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
She was the final She was.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
The runner up on the original Golden Bachelor, So Leslie
Fema is going to be on there. And there's a
whole list of the cast from both of those seasons,
so I think of her to watch it. I'm curious
what that's going to be like because it's a bunch
of horny, like twenty to thirty five year olds for
Bachelor in Paradise normally, so like you think the these
guys are all just gonna be like probably horn dogs.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
One of the funny stories a wild rumor Jenny mentioned
earlier is that Michael Jackson, who died sixteen years ago
on June twenty fifth, is going to be revealed to
be Marshmallow. Marshmallow to take off his helmet, Yeah, and
he's going to be Michael Jackson underneath.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Yeah. He's the one that has the big white just
cover over his face at all times and then like
two xes over his eyes so I couldn't see it.
You know, I've seen Marshmallow a couple of times. Ridiculous,
He's got a couple's You got.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
To know that guy is fugly.
Speaker 10 (30:35):
I know.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
I think I've googled him before to try to figure
out what he does look like.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
It's kind of like the guys in Daft Punk. They're
like one hundred and sixteen years old, but they wore
those like robots olets so they would look cool.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Marshmallow is actually pretty cute.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
No he's not. He's ugly.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
No, he's cute.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
See you. That's another one. Doesn't show her face full.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
You've seen her.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Face, you can see it. She shows her face at
like a war show.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Is this old oh, he is a little.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
Bit older, and don't expect her to be as old
as she is.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I got one word for you, what bugly?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Speaking of old, Dolly Parton has a new hotel opening
in Nashville. It's called song Teller, and it's going to
feature two entertainment venues called Partons Live and Joe Lene's,
plus a Dolly museum called Dolly's Life of Many Colors,
and there will be a coffee shop.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Named Cup of Ambition. This isn't yeah, how many of
you ever been to Dollywood?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
No, but I was down by the Smokey Is back
in like Christmas time, and I remember a lot of
people did say it is worth going.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I want to go to Dollywood.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I think that would be fun, and I think in
general Dolly makes like high grade things, and so this
hotel is probably really nice, or it will be cool
that it's going to be really themed and I like that.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
So I want to go. Maybe one day I'll go
on Ay.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
I'm confused by this. So yesterday we talked about the
Jonas Brothers. They I guess, reduced sick shows. They changed
the venue because they weren't selling tickets. But apparently tomorrow
they're adding thirteen shows to the entire tour. I just
I'm confused because I thought they were like over estimating
how many people would come.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
But I guess maybe they're adding shows in smaller venues. Yeah,
I mean, I'm not really sure. Hollywood is not for everybody.
Some people make it all the way to the top
then climb back down. Here are some stars that quit
showbiz at the height of their fame. Karen Parsons, she
played Hillary on The Fresh Prince of bel Air. She
got married, started a family. She also founded Sweet BlackBerry,
(32:34):
nonprofit that teaches kids about black history.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
She was the really hot one, wasn't she Hillary?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yeah she was the older one.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Jonathan Taylor Thomas left Home Improvement before it ended to
go to college. Now he is on the board of
the Actors' Union sag aftro.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
That dude is so fine.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Jonathan Taylor Thomas was so hot in like nineteen ninety
seven Allennial What a Babe loved him.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Eric Persullivan, he played on Malcolm in the Middle, but
he's not coming back for the reboot because he is
a grad student. But he told Brian Cranston that he
thinks it's great that they're doing it. Rick moranis he
stepped away from the Spotlight in the late nineties to
raise his kids after his wife died of breast cancer.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
But he's finally making it back.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
For Spaceballs too. I love him so much.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I know the movie Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
the one from fifty five years ago. The kid that
played Little Charlie. His name is Peter Austrom. He only
did the one movie. He never did anything else. He
quit the business to become a dairy veterinarian, huh, which
is probably a lot more steady, dignified work than an
(33:40):
aging Hollywood celebrities.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Well that, and like he played what will Charlie Charlie
the kid? Yeah, yeah, so good for him. He got
out probably before he was eaten up by Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Point Yeah, I like the phrase dairy veterinarian. That really
rolls off the top.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Well you when you think about that, the person that
like neuters your dog probably wouldn't want you, wouldn't want
them to help you deliver a calf. You know, probably
a whole different set of skills. Phoebe Kate, she became
a big sex symbol in the eighties Things Too Fast
Times at Ridgemont High. She was also in Gremlins and
Dropped Dead Fred. She married Kevin Klein in nineteen eighty
nine and pretty much called it a career. She does
(34:16):
own a store called Blue Tree in New York City.
Though the Olsen twins. The Olsen Twins walked away when
they were like they did all those Cordy movies in
like the earlier Mass nineteen nineties where they were Paris.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
They were detectives or something. Weren't they little.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Detectives those ones. But there's other ones that they did too.
They were like witches in one of them.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah, Allison just love that stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
They refused to come back for Fuller House.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
They were not trying to do it, so they were
thinking about casting Elizabeth their sister or cousin or whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
She said there, huh, Shirley Temple. There actually was a
woman named Shirley Temple. It's not just a cocktail. She
was one of the most famous child actors of all time,
probably back in the thirties, I'm thinking forties. She was
a little kid who like danced in sang and she
was a little adorable little kid. She retired when she
(35:04):
was twenty two years old. Never went back to showbiz
ever again.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
I loved her when I was like five. She was great.
The good Ship Lollipop. That was like my first like
dance recital song.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Oh really, Kidali Pop Merol Wilson. She was in Missus, Doubtfire, Matilda,
and a few other films. She backed off her acting
career to concentrate on writing, and in twenty sixteen she
did a book called Where Am I Now? True Stories
of girlhood and Accidental fame. Kind of interesting. That is
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