8am Hour - Don't Poop in the RV

Bailey has us reminisce over our first concerts, we create some AI songs, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
First though, that's mine.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Now what's on Bailey Jay's mind today?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Well, it's National Concert Day today. It's a day to
celebrate live music and the people who create it and
enjoy it, like all of us here today. So we
often talk about the best concerts we've gone to, but
I want to hear about your first concert. Think back
about your first concert you ever went to, because I
know we've all been to a concert before, and I
want you to just tell me about it.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Tell me about it, Dave.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Mine was I went from zero to one hundred and
one night. I'd never ever been to a concert before ever,
and I went to see Kiss, and my mom and
dad let me have a day off of school. I
don't know why they did, but because they were not
the kind of people. But I went to Denver, my
cousin and I went to see Kiss and it was
I mean, it was mind blowing.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It was like they.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Were real and they were dangerous and they were right there.
I couldn't believe that these biggot to me, the biggest
stars in the world were right there.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Do you have good seats?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
We had decent sea It's halfway back, halfway up, Okay,
So it was unbelievably mind.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Blowing, and you can still remember it like you were
s I.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Still remember it.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I remember they rose up out of the stage in little,
foggy little platforms and like, h there.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
They are, Jenny, Okay, honestly, I'm pretty sure it was
big and rich at Country USA, of course, but I
don't know for sure. I just know I was like
around sixteen. It might have been that, or it might
have been Hinder at the Raven Milwaukee, one of the two.
But uh, you know, I mean a country festival is
just a field. Yeah, so, I mean I was way

(01:36):
in the back. I was nowhere near close. I was
watching the big TV screens the entire time. But I
remember it being super super fun. I think I only
knew two of their songs because I was like, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Just happened to be there.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah, yeah, so that was I would say mine wasn't
like the most memorable first concert experience.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well, Jenny, you are gonna be really jealous of my
first concert because when I was five, I went to
see the Spice Girl.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I bet Alison was at that same concert. She's about
your age.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It was so me, my mom, my sister, and then
my babysitter.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
We all came and my.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Mom had I don't know how it happened, but she
had two seats, like two pairs of seats, but they
were in two different places. So that's why we brought
the babysitter with us, so that we spent the first
half of the concert facing straight on and then the
second half of the concert we had these awful like
super side seats.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
But I was in the.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Side seats when they sang this song where they were
all sitting on chairs and they were like naked behind
the chairs, and that's what I remember of that concert
is just seeing the Spice girls naked from the side.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It was so that's so bizarre.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
But they had a.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Song that was like the Vibe, and that was like
the music video was that they sat on a chair
backwards naked and.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I saw them parent assumed nakedness or.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, exactly. It was probably covered up, but that was
pretty dope. What was your first concert?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I got to see. It wasn't just the Jonas brothers.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
It was the second Camp Rock movie came out, so
the Jonas brothers, Demi Levado, all of them, and my
little nine year old self. I told you guys, I
wanted to be a Disney kid. So I was singing
every part of the songs, doing the moves like I
was in the movie. I think at that point Joe
Jonas and Demi Lovato might have been like breaking up
or something, but they have to sing like a duet.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
So I was living for that. Oh my gosh, it
was so good cute.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I can imagine you would just being like, I just
want to be a Disney kid. You're watching Dink so bad.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I used to do.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
You know remember when it used to be like, yeah,
you're watching Disney Chanel trace the Mickey Mouse Ears.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
That's what a time.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Thanks for telling me about your first come.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Thank of Bailey Daily. It's Monday morning, It's Katy w B.
We have more Katy Perry tickets to giveaway. In just
a couple of seconds, you look at the weekend in
five photos. We do this thing every Friday or Monday
where we post five photos from our weekend and this
like highlights of the weekend, like what did you do
or did you buy a new car, did you go

(03:58):
on a picnic, or did you go play wheelchair basketball
or whatever it is? And mine was probably my highlight
was we we got an RV. And I've always wanted
an RV ever since. I was like, not since I
was a kid, because what kid wants an RV? But
as an adult, I thought, man, that would be the
life to sit there in your RV in a campground

(04:20):
and like reading a book at night, getting in your
cozy little bed next morning, wake up, have r V
coffee and just sit there and watch the world come
to life. And so we finally said, what are we
waiting for? And I think sometimes in life you go, yeah, someday, someday, someday, someday,
and we're not even guaranteed that someday will ever arrive.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Nope.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
So we went and we got one, and I'm like,
let's just do it. So we took it out this weekend.
We went to an exotic town called Jordan, Minnesota. It's
really cool. Yeah, that's probably twenty miles south of chan
hampt maybe not even We were out there almost to
the world's largest candy store. And we went there on
Friday night and it was great. It was awesome. Met

(05:03):
the guy next door. He helped me out a little bit.
Figure this and this and this and this. Everybody makes
a joke about like, hey Clark, Blanker's full you know
that joke, right, Yeah, and then everything went great. It
was kind of a learning curve. The furnace conked out
on night number one, conked out again on night number two,
so we froze, but we're.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Kind of getting it. It was. It was really very cool.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Do you like sit out there? Did you like how
early were you out of the.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
RV, like enjoying nature, like early in the morning, like, yeah,
morning time, well thirty issue.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
Shit.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's nice though, because I can imagine like sitting in
your little lawn chair out, you know, drinking your little
coffee and just hearing birds and stuff would be really
like lovely.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
It really it was a little too cold to sit
outside to have the coffee, but it was. But we
sat inside and it was just great. It was and
it did my puzzles. We had Wi Fi and did
my word look the next did not play any cribbage, No,
not Susan's game anyway.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
It was just a really cool thing to do. And Mike,
I guess my lesson is, if you can afford it
and you got time, why are you putting it off?
What are you waiting for?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's like, you know what, if you want to get
that new guitar, It's like, you know what, I've always
want to get a new guitar. I don't get go
go get it. If you can afford it and you
have time, go do the things that you want to do.
It's like, you know what, I've always wanted to learn
to camp or I want to learn to play how
to play pickleball?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Well, what are you waiting for? You know, make it happen.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Go do it if you have the means, make it happen.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
If you have the means, go make it happen.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Question.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Because you stay it at a campground, so you have
facility access. Did you still use the bathroom in the RV?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
You don't want to know.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
So you did, so you with like emptying it and
cleaning it and stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
What I'll tell you the story. Yeah, so we're new
at this and we are not going to go poop
in the RV. It's not going to happen. You certainly can,
but we're not going to. So, well, do you want
to pee in the RV? Well, no, we don't really
want to. We're new at this. We'll get to that
down the road. Somewhere, but you definitely don't want to
have to walk into the bathroom middle of the night
when you got to pee. So Susan found these disgusting

(07:01):
things online. It looks like a trash can liner with
a like a sponge in it, and it's lemon scented,
and so you pee into it. You line your toilet
with this thing, and it's like a trash bag that
catches your pea or whatever. God you can smell this
thing from across the campground. She Susan has the darkest

(07:22):
urine ever. By the way, I don't know what it
looks like, maple syrup.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
She's a drink water.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
I know it's disgusting. So she has to flush the
toilet twice and brush it out when.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
She's can imagine yours is much lower. I drink three
cups of coffee and then I drink two more, like
hours later.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Very well hydrated. So anyway, so she peas in this thing.
I go in there. First of all, it's.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Like, oh, lemon scent's not doing its job, So then
I pee it. Pretty soon there's like a gallon of
urine in there, and I'm like, I ain't carrying it out.
You carried out. So we learned something. I know you're
wrinkling up her nose, Bailey.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Is this gross?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Do you think you're gonna so go with the liners.
You're just going to use the bathroom and empty.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, we figured it out. It's not that hard to
do it.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
I was gonna say, I don't think it's that hard.
It's just a matter of you got to like go
to an area to empty the tank.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
You get it. Yeah, It's it's not that hard to
do any It was great. We had a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
So you go look at the video on Dave's Instagram
like that you have a tour.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, it looks so gorgeously.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Do you have a question?

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Yeah, did you guys buy that comforter that's on the
bed that says camp or whatever on it?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Okay, I wasn't you that like came with the RVY
because I was like, I've never seen.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Anything like that before says it says happy camper and uh.
And it was great.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I mean, seriously, whether you're gonna get a big old
r V or a little tear drop trailer, if that's
your thing, then go do it.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Do you eat amore?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Did not did not eat?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's an excellent question. Bailey did not eat amore, so
I know. All right, let's get you tickets right now.
Katie Perry's gonna be here a week from tomorrow night.
We would love to send you to the show. What
you gotta do is gonna play little game called finish
the lyrics. So I'm gonna give you the first part
of a Katie Perry song. Here comes a warm up

(09:05):
round you, ready, warm up?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Round? Here we go.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Anybody you hear my voice? You hear me?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Now look at you, guys. I'm impressed. Okay, let's do
one for you. I'm gonna give you the first part
of the song. Then you gotta call me and you're
gonna tell me what the second part of the song is.
Six five one n W. We're gonna clear the lines
here because people are calling already that won't know the answer.

(09:36):
They'll be like, I didn't hear it, I couldn't hear it.
Here is the least. And we're not gonna do that no,
because they never hear it. They always go I can't
hear it. Oh that's a hard one. Can you get it?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
I think I got it?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
All right? Call me if you know the second part
of this lyric that it's all hard one.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I know it?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Do you know it?

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Okay, if you got it? Okay, Bailey thinks she's got it.
Six five nine eight nine, katiewb. While we are stalling,
I'll let you know. It is I think Teacher Appreciation
Week and this today's Teacher of the Day Melanie Hendrickson,

(10:27):
third grade Mathew Science teacher at Olson Elementary, Thanks for
doing what you do. That is in Bloomington, nominated by
Judy Smith. And it is also isn't National Nurses Week
as well?

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, you can nominate a nurse online as well. So
you go do katiwb dot com slash contest and you
just there's a little button you'll see it. It's very simple.
You'll nominate the nurse right there. And it's all brought
to you by Rasmussen University giving away so much stuff,
I know. And if you win the Teacher of the Day,
you get one hundred dollars Visa gift card, which is
awesome and I would take that gift card, swing on

(11:00):
over to Holiday station stores and give myself a deal
on Monster Energy drinks because it's three for seven dollars.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Right.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Wait, you get three of them early seven dollars.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Those teachers need some caffeine to deal with those little
rug rats all day.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
This is what teachers need in the morning.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
They need caffeine in the morning and a bottle of
wine at night.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Especially with like twenty three days left of school.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
What's the countdown?

Speaker 9 (11:24):
Say?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
This is not there can't be too much time.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
One almost over, which means that the kids are probably
even more wild up, especially with the warm weather coming outside,
like I remember being a kid in school, like just
dreaming of being outside.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh, absolutely, all right, Aaron's on the phone. Good morning, Aaron.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Aaron.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
It took a minute, but I think we've got somebody.
You are the person who's figured out the lyric. Let's
play the first part you then sing the second part.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
You ready erin.

Speaker 8 (11:50):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 10 (11:55):
Like that with boyson in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Amazing later in the song in my head. So I'm
glad you've got it.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, got Aaron. Congratulations, Go see Katie Perry week from
tomorrow night.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
You're welcome to have again tomorrow or we have them
all week long. Okay, listen to win on kd WB
coming up. I found something really cool that you can
do with your phone.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I get it. There's a million things. Sexting, for example,
you can do that with your phone.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
That's one thing.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Sending naked pictures that's another thing.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Angry angry birds are taking pictures. But I found something else,
really really cool that you can do with your phone.
I'll tell you about it next on Katie wb TV.
Uh comments about my hair get lots of my They
put my hair on blast and I think I have
to get a haircut today. Yes, it's not really But
even Vaughan, who is very supportive.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Is he because you signed my paychecks?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I don't sign nothing. Zero authority around here.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
We are on the live stream on Dave Ryan TV.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
I put a picture of you, well there is you,
and then a picture of Louie Tomlinson. Yeah, and it's
giving a little Louis. I'll give you that. But now
it's starting to get out of control. If I was
young and cute, there'd be a similarity. But yeah, it
looks like nineteen seventies news anchor hair. But it's also
gotten out of control.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Are you still carrying your comba your pocket? You don't
carry comb anymore. No, can't you tell? Yeah, yes, I
was trying to give you some credit. But I rode
the motorcycling day, so I had a helmet on. What
if you.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Brushed it off to the front like you're, you know,
a fourteen year old boy?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh my god? Is that that is the hairstyle?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
We were at Eric's bike shop yesterday and there's like
all these like, you know, sixteen year old twenty two
year old guys that worked there, every one of them,
and they're great. They're great, so friendly and knowledgeable. They
all have the broccoli hairstyle. Yes, it is the That
is the predominant hairstyle of sixteen to twenty year old boys.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Am I right?

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Yes? Can you get the broccoli haircut?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Not thick enough to do it?

Speaker 3 (13:55):
No? It is, No, it totally is. I feel like tomorrow,
don't cut your hair today. Tomorrow I'll bring in my
flat iron and we can broccoli haircut hair.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Do you okay?

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, I'll broccoli your hair.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Write it down, broccoli my hair. Do I need to
get here early for this?

Speaker 4 (14:11):
No, I'll just do it during the commercial.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
We shouldn't take long, and you don't have like I mean,
your hair's thick, but it's still guy's hair.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Teeny little I have a teeny tiny little flat iron
that we can use on it.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I can't wait. Broccoli hair. It's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Whatever you did to it, just now it looks worse, alright,
give me your hat, Give me a hat.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
So this is nothing thing new, but I was playing
with it this weekend because there's this. There's again it's
not new, but there's AI song generators. So you come
up with a title, you write the lyrics, and AI
will it takes a few minutes, it will write a
decent song. And and then you pick the genre, whether
you wanted to be R and B or whether you

(14:55):
want to be like country or pop or rock or whatever.
You tell it what style and you get more specific,
like oh, like I want to banjo in there or whatever.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
So I was sitting in the camper yesterday and I
had I came up with a song and I wrote
the lyrics. There's a skunk in my tent. Okay, So
I wrote the lyrics. The lyrics are all mine, but
AI came up with the song and it's only about
forty seconds long, and it's actually kind of legit. You
want to hear it. Yeah, okay, here we go, skunk

(15:27):
in my tent. Here we go, Oh woke.

Speaker 11 (15:35):
Up this mom, and guess what heaven skunk.

Speaker 8 (15:50):
Is?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Now?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
What a sin up to skunk in matin? I mean
that's pretty decent.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I really I like the lordy Lordie. That's really cute.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Holy buckets, Yeah, I like that. So that is my
song of summer. So we're gonna do this right now. Okay,
we are going to write a song, and we've had
a little bit of it worked out.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
So were the song. Bainly come up with a song.
It's called Don't Poop in the RV. That's the title.
So I wrote some lyrics. I'm on the road, road, road,
I got to go go go, I know, for show,
show show, I'm gonna blow, blow blow. So we need
some more We need some more lyrics. Okay, So here
comes the chorus or the pre chorus.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
So does it have to rhyme with oh like no.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
God, No, the verse number two can have its own rhyme.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
So we're coming in hot okay, okay, because you know
we're driving, so we're coming in hot.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
Don't go poop in that pot?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Can't I don't care.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Can't get to the pot.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Okay, can't can't get to the pot.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Because we can't give it away until we get to
the poop in the har.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
We're coming in hot, can't get to the pot. Let
me do hot, hot hot. We're coming in hot, hot, hot,
can't get to the pot, pot, pot. This is fired
by title cruise.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Before squeeze, squeeze them cheeks together. What are we going
to rhyme with together?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Okay, let's say, let's say squeeze them cheeks tight, squeeze them.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Whether it's day or night, you don't want to put
in the r V.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Whether it's day or night, you don't want pop in the.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Night, I'm gonna put tight tight tight, Okay, fabulous, yes tight.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
We're generating a.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Song building so much tension excitement right now.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
I do wonder, though, how good it would be if
we did it provide the lyrics, Like if we just
said here's the title in the genre, probably be really garbage.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
You do it? Do you can't? Who? Who? Who? Seacrest
could never do this?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
No poop in the RV, don't you go? Darn poop
in the I keep having country in my brain.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
In the r V.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Okay, so now we say generate. Now it does take
a minute or so to do this.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
We give it a genre.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
What genre is it?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
It is hip hop? Hip Okay, it's going to take
a minute. It says it will wait about five minutes
or so.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
All right, so five minutes it.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Well, it actually comes up with a really decent melody.
Decent don't Poop in the r as attested by this song.
I mean that's melodic in what heavens.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
There's just.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
What a cent.

Speaker 11 (19:06):
Good to scuking.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Now it's still generating. It's gonna take a minute, so
I think probably on the other side of these commercial messages,
we will have this song called Don't Poop in.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
The RV World premiere.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, I've never heard it before. This is generated by
Ai Dave.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Someone detext and saying, now all of your is it
a country song or not? Songs can be real?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Oh they can't wait. It's ready to go. Do you
want to hear it now?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yes, right now?

Speaker 4 (19:43):
I got to be that person. Okay, we got to
go to a break.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
We've got to go to a break.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
We'll come back with the world premiere of Don't Poop
in the RV next on Katie WBBBB. Okay, So a
minute ago, I was telling the story about how there's
is nothing new. There is an app that will write
songs for you. You come up with the lyrics, and
you don't even have to come up with lyrics. It
will generate lyrics if you want to. We do have
to come up with a song title, and so we

(20:08):
played with it this weekend and I had it write
a song, a country song called There's a Skunk in
My Tent. So a little while ago we said, well,
let's write another song live right now on the radio
called Don't Poop in the RV based on the fact
that we got a new RV and that we were like,
we're not going to poop in it. Yeah, so even
though you obviously can do that, right so right, so

(20:32):
we had AI come up with I said, the specifics
are is going to be hip hop rap and easy
to understand. So because I don't want the lyrics to
be the lyrics are magical, I don't want them to
be lost. So here is what AI has come up with,
Don't Poop in the RV.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Here we go. I'm on the.

Speaker 12 (20:51):
Road, road, road, and I gotta go go go, I know,
for show, show show, I'm going to boogle. We're coming
in hot, hot, hot hot. You can't get to the
pot hot, hot, hot pot.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Squeeze them cheeks.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Tight, whether it's.

Speaker 10 (21:09):
Day or night, night night, whatever you do.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Doo doo, you can't poo.

Speaker 10 (21:16):
Don't poop in AARV.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
What do you think?

Speaker 13 (21:22):
I love that?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
And I gotta go go, go, go go.

Speaker 12 (21:27):
No for show, show, show, show show, I'm gonna poopo
p go.

Speaker 10 (21:31):
We're coming in hot, hot hot.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
You can't get to the pot.

Speaker 10 (21:35):
Hot, hot, squeeze the cheeks tight, tight, whether.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
It's day or night, night night.

Speaker 10 (21:41):
Whatever you do.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Doo doo, doo doo.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
You can't boo doo boooo.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Don't poop in RV the sack solo, don't poop in
the arvy. This is actually really good.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
In the army.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
We're gonna do this every day for a week.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Okay, so funny The week.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Music the Week of AI music cut.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Do you think he's cute?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
He's an AI, so it's hard to say.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Question.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Now.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
It did come up with an alternate version. Okay, and
here's another one. I haven't heard it yet, but it
gave me two versions. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Here's the other one.

Speaker 10 (22:30):
Gotta go, go go, no show show, I'm gonna blow,
blow blow, We're coming in hot, hot, hot, can get
to the pot, pot, pot, squeeze.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Them cheeks tight, tight tight.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Whether it's day or.

Speaker 13 (22:46):
Night, night, night, whatever you do, do do, you can't poo,
don't poop in the arvy, Oh.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Don't don't pop?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's so good? What say now? This song is three
minutes and twenty four seconds long. Wow, I'm on the
road road.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
We should have written more go.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
I know for show show show.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
I'm gonna boom, blue boom.

Speaker 10 (23:30):
We're coming there, hot, hot, hot, can't get to the
pot hot, pot squeeze them cheeks tight tight.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
It sounds like a scott or some day.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Oh yeah, night.

Speaker 11 (23:41):
Whatever you do do, you can't pooloo, don't poop in
the army.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Why in the army? Why would artists ever write their
own songs?

Speaker 8 (23:59):
Ago?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Honest, isn't that scary thing? Because that's a decent it's
a decent song.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, don't the song of summer right there?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Poop in the which we hope you're listening. Oh, better
have our rotation day and night.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Bryan Tedder is out of a job. Now, don't write
any songs anymore.

Speaker 13 (24:18):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Okay, that was fun. Yeah, we're gonna do that every
day every day this week, every day. Okay.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
So if you have any song suggestions or titles titles,
then let us know.

Speaker 9 (24:29):
One on one point three KD W B duo.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Would you tell anyone they had bad breath? It seems
most people would. According to a survey, eighty six percent
of us would tell somebody if they had bad breath.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
The person they would most likely tell is a partner,
followed by friends and family. A little trick here when
it came down to work. So if you've got a
co worker's got bad breath, they're leaning over you while
you're going over the spreadsheet and they're blowing like god
awful fish breath over you or boiled eggs, boiled eggs,
twenty four percent they would tell a co worker if
they have breath issues. Men are more likely to tell

(25:10):
a co worker twenty eight percent of men twenty one
percent of women. When it comes to dating, bad breath
is a deal breaker. Eighty percent of responding said they
would have a problem with somebody having bad breath on
a first date, and twenty five percent said there would
not be a second date. How was Bradley's breath on
the date on Friday night?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
It was fine?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Was it fine? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
It was fine?

Speaker 8 (25:31):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (25:31):
So you got close enough to be able to spell it?
Sitting next to him?

Speaker 8 (25:34):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (25:35):
So you were close? So you were I was sitting.
I was sitting next to him, next to you.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
You have your hand on his leg? No, why not?

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Because I'm a respectable woman.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
That's very respectable. It's friendly, very late, very friendly. Yeah,
you want there to be a second date to put
your hand on it? Show go Getter, Yeah, you go Getter.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
I disagree with this, though I'm not telling any coworker
that I that they have bad breath.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Ever, May and.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
Alyssa just started tell people are telling each other, Yo,
your feet stink, go wash them. They smell like friedo
laced chips.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I know that smell.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's like, oh, it's like your dog's feet always smelled
like Dorito's.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
In a good way.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
He came home. I was like, is that you? I
was like, please go wash your feet. But no, I
can name all three of you actually bad work at
one point or another, but I'm not gonna say it.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
It's like, I'm not gonna tell you if your flies down.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
It's just like you can tell me my flies down
because that's not embarrassing and I can fix it right away.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
But with bad breath, unless you have a mint, don't
don't bring it up.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
If somebody gives me gum or mint, I'm gonna I'm
gonna assume that you're telling me my breath stickign.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
That's a nice way to say it, though. It's just like, hey,
did you want a mint?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Well, you're having a mint yourself and you go, oh,
I'm having a tick tack. Would you like a tick tack?
Which is kind of like saying your breath stank? Or
do something about it. You can go, hey, guys, it's
boring in here. Who wants to brush their teeth?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
You guys know it would be wild and fun. What
if we all just brush our teeth.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I'm on the road, road, and I gotta go. That's
what's better.

Speaker 12 (27:01):
I know for show, show show, I'm going to boogo.
We're coming in, hot.

Speaker 10 (27:07):
Hot, hot, hot squeeze, and whether stay or night night night,
whatever you do do do you can't poo, don't poop
in all of you.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I'm on the Okay, so our job is to come
up with another song title for tomorrow the hard.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Tea on the end of Poop don't poop in the art.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I just love it because you never hear.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
There's some people that are texting in titles.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay, what do you got?

Speaker 7 (27:39):
Well?

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Someone said coworker with the fish breath Bailey's Date with Bradsley.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
I don't know if that was to be a title,
but it says go get that.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Peen, go get that's what fallon.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, I think that that was just that. That's all
we got to bar.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Here's a song title, Oh it's you again, for when
Dave gets home and opens the garage door and yah
again that's a ballad right there again.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
We could definitely right. I'm tempted to do it now,
but I don't want to blow the novelty. It's like
a kid with a new toy. You play with it
too much and then you get tired of it. Yeah,
so we'll save it for tomorrow, all right. Dave's third
is next on K D W B Oh. I don't
have the button ready, you know. The only button that's
ready the button. The only button that's ready is this one.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
I'm happy you're getting more of those into rotation because
we've always played the same one.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
And I feel like, you know.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
People got to hear the variety, like what they're going
to get out of my show when that happens.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
And you say, like a weeks? Is that is that?
We already? We have it, we have it down to
a month?

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Then yeah, okay, big announcement right now.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Thanks, I'll prepare for that one. Okay. Will I have
a roll on the Ginny in the morning zoos show phone.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Phones, writing down winners names, folding T shirts.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
I will definitely call you and bounce ideas off of you,
because you have such a strange mind, very strange mind
that I could have like a starter topic and I'm like,
it doesn't feel.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Good enough, And I'll give you a little ring and'll
be like, you know what you gotta do? You got
to add a toilet in there? Yeah, and how the yeah?
And then we'll go from there.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Well, Fallon once described my mind. She said, if you
lifted up the top of my head, it would look
like the inside of a dirty toilet in there.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Well, she didn't say exactly that.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
What she say she.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Said, it looks like someone spray s.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
All right, I'll help you with ideas. Okay, I'll let
you know. Let's do Dave's Dirt on kd WB E.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Where can wait?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
The dirt cannot Dave's Dirt on kd.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
W B brought you by six two injured Heimer and
Lammer's injury law. I guess the Big d was over
the weekend. Lady Gaga Saturday Night in Brazil performed a
free concert for They estimate the crowd, and crowds are
really hard to estimate, between two point one and two
point five million. Madonna held the record before with like
one and a half million on the same beach.

Speaker 7 (30:16):
I'm wow, the giant beach as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Apparently, So now I want to play this for you.
So on Saturday Night Live, Sabrina Carpenter made kind of
a cameo appearance with Queen deb Brunson.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I don't know who that is. Do you know who
Queen deep Brunson is?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
You would know if you saw she's in Abbot Elementary.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, okay, yeah. She used to work for BuzzFeed.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
There's a meme of her that went viral, and then
eventually she started doing a bunch of sketch shows and
sitcoms and stuff, but Abbot Elementary is what she's known
best for.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Okay, So Sabrina Carpenter was in town apparently for the
met gala. They're both very short. They're both about five
feet tall inch. So Sabrina Carpenter comes out and they
make jokes about being short. But then they did a
song about being short.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Wait, here's a question for you. When you reach short stories,
do they feel like novels? Yes, finally someone who understands.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
But being sure, it isn't all bad, No, of course not.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
They're so much too there, so much to do down here,
so much to sleep from the view down here.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Torn handles, windows, cells.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
There, people's crotches and Jeremy allen Ware girl.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Waddy, we'll go over there. It's a pair of pes.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Dam must sound good when we sing at the same time.

Speaker 11 (31:33):
Here you goes?

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Oh? No?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
I just thought I would come stand next to you
because it makes me look super tall much. Someone should
be kind of being short.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I really love this, Harry, What are you doing here? Well?

Speaker 14 (31:56):
I was just in the audience watching SNL and I
heard a song about being short, and I feel the same. Yeah,
But I'm six four in like basketball world is like
fourteen's the shocks, like Son of One, Like.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
I just really want to be in a song. Oh right,
I can't pay no to you.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, that's cute, that's clever. Yeah, this is kind of
sad and weird. Prince Harry says that his dad, King
Charles will not speak to him.

Speaker 8 (32:40):
Life is precious. I don't know how much longer my
father has, you know, he he won't speak to me
because of this security stuff. But it would be nice
to It was nice to be really nice to record record.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Is Prince Charles sick? He's had some health issues. I
know he's only like seventy two or something like.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Howler than that he is there he has sick. Oh
he's seventy six.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Seventy six, okay, gotcha. Prince Harry says he will never
bring his family back to England.

Speaker 8 (33:08):
I can't see a world in which I would be
bringing my wife and children back to the UK at
this point. And the things that they the things that
they're going to miss is well everything, you know. I
love my country. I always have done.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Where do they live now?

Speaker 8 (33:24):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I think lak that's all right? Yeah, okay, okay, I
thought so.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Dolly Parton is talking about how her life has changed
since her husband died. Here's Dolly Parton's sixty years.

Speaker 15 (33:35):
I've loved him since I was eighteen years old. It's
a big adjudgment, just trying to change patterns and habits.
And I'll do fine. And I'm very involved in my
work and that's been the best thing that could happen
to me. But I'll always miss him, of course, and
always love him. I got so many cards, lettuce flowers
and all from all over the world.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I had no idea Carl Dan was still famous.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
New York City.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Jury selection begins today in the sex trafficking trial of
Sean Diddy. Comb's opening arguments are expected next week. The
trial will not be televised. He is still saying he's
not guilty and every bit of interaction was consensual between adults.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Got to talk about a jury duty I would never
want to be on, wouldn't you, though? No, because your entire.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Life, those people are going to be put into a hotel.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
They're going to ask you the question, Yeah, yes.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
So their life for a very long time is going
to be based around this and they're not going to
be able to live their normal life.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I would just hate to have to sit in a
room and listen to personal stories for however long the
court case goes well.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
And also these are awful stories, so I wouldn't want
to be exactly.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
YEA true better news.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Tonight in New York City is the met Gala, known
as fashion's biggest night on a wind tour. Hand picks
who may attend the Met Gala Gala. There will be
four hundred and fifty people tonight, each paying thirty five
thousand dollars for the privilege, is a fun razor for
the Costume Institute within the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Last year,

(35:07):
they raised twenty six million dollars.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
WHOA.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
I would think of a lot more things that I
would probably raise money for than fashion. But maybe I
don't understand the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, I guess I would need details because I agree.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
I feel like, why why wouldn't we want to, you know,
donate to cancer researcher. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I have a whole monologue about fashion, and I don't
I'm not a fashion guy. I've never been a fast person.
Can you tell by looking at it. I got this
shirt at the Harley Store, and these jeans are from Target.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
You mean that shirt that fits you so well?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
It doesn't fit very well, does it. It's really big
on me.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
It's like I got it at Foreman Mills, which is
a great spot, but it's sometimes I hid it in
the racks and you were like, this is a great find.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Wow, I like it.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Bid you ever buy a piece of clothing because you
really like it even though it's too small or too big.
This one has like motocross motorcycles all over. It's kind
of like a Hawaiian shirt, but instead of palm trees,
it's got motocross motorcycles all over it. And they didn't
have it like in large, so I got an extra large.
I'm swimming in it. You are swimming since I went
down to Livy Awight Control Centers working out at Snap Fitness.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
But at least it's not suffocating you, because when you
wear shirts like that, you just look at the Pillsbury
dough boy.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Movies this weekend number one Thunderbolt Sinners was number two
Minecraft Movies and number three The Accountant at number four
and Until Dawn is at number five, Jenny and I
were talking about the show You, which has been out
for maybe a month or three weeks or something like that,
only a couple.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Of weeks, okay, no less Friday Friday ago liking it?

Speaker 6 (36:35):
No, Yeah, I've seen the first three and a half
and then I started to fall off because I think
three or maybe four is where you got it, like.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
The show you just got the seasons or the episode
the seasons.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Okay, So I'm hesitant to even like jump into this
season in order to even catch up because my friend said, yeah,
season four is kind of when the show just went downhill.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Well, it's just kind of like they've gone back to
the same well so many times where oh oh, he's
a charming, hot murderer who seduces young beautiful women into
getting into a relationship with him and then he kills them.
And I hate whenever he puts the ball cap on
and goes into murderer mode. I just and he's just
such a wimpy character.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I just want to smack him murdery mode.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, all right, that is the dirt brought to you
by six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law
Today A lot of days. Today at Cinco de Mayo
a national HOGI Day. Did you know, Like as far
as Mexico, Sinco to Mayo is celebrated more widely in
the United States than it is in Mexico.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
We love any excuse to drink. Well, it's true.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
And Mexican Independence Day, I think, is when they won
their independence from the French and that's in September. So
in Mexico, Cinco to Myo is kind of like uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
and here to America is.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Like who.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Lets Also, I think it is it Nurses Day Teachers Week.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
It's I think the month of May just celebrates nurses
and teachers in general.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
I don't know what official day is, like Fair Day.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Teachers Appreciation we kicks off today.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Oh there you go, yes, okay, I appreciate your teachers.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
By the way, Eden Prairie's Linda Wallenberg has been named
the twenty twenty five Minnesota Teacher of the Years.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah, miss Wallenberg.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
To my dad, he won Educator of the Year and
all the way in Trenton, New Jersey. But yes he did.
Wow your dad.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
Yeah, he teaches seventh grade math, So shout out to
him because he's just like got his master, his bachelor's
and Mitchelor's matches who love it. Not even five years ago,
became a teacher, So shout out to my dad.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
That is very cool. All right, we'll be back in
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