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September 8, 2025 33 mins
Anna calls in with a wild Hinge story, Jenny is on reddit with some foot in mouth moments, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is Katie wb on the Dave Ryan in the
Morning show. We get somebody on the phone here who
wants to, I believe, tell us an experience.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, this is a friend of mine. Okay, yeah, named Anna. Okay,
Hi Anna? Oh Hi?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (00:14):
So you're Bailey's friend.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
I am.

Speaker 6 (00:17):
We've been friends for a while now.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
She has she been weird and quirky the entire time.

Speaker 7 (00:23):
Yes, yes, well let me.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Ask you Anna, are you also weird and quirky time? Okay,
what are we going to talk to Anna about?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well? Anna has got a lot of like hinge dating
stories and had this one that I really couldn't pass up,
and so I booked it to you guys, and I thought,
you know, we have to talk about this because Anna
met some guy on Hinge and tried to set up
a date and then it turned into a whole thing.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Imagine this guy on hinge and his location said Minneapolis,
and we were chatting and he gave me his company
and his role, so I verify that this is a
real man, a company page as they thought, a plymouth
and he's on there. So I was like, all right,
this sounds good, good job. And I was like, hey,
this this is going really well. We should meet up

(01:06):
for happy hour, let's this good time role. And he's like, oh, unfortunately,
I'm out of town for a month for my job.
And I was like month, that's a long time, but okay,
and we keep and we keep chatting and two and
up weeks go by, because it's a while in hinge time,
and I was like, hey, let's actually meet up. When
will you be back? And he said, oh, I have

(01:27):
something to tell you part of my story. I was like,
who phrases it?

Speaker 7 (01:31):
Like that part of my story?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
My lord?

Speaker 6 (01:35):
And I was and the messages just start building. He says,
I'm divorced. I was like, okay, uh married less than
a year. All right, She's Mexican. I was like okay,
and he goes, I moved from my home country to
Mexico to be with her, and I was like all right.
And to keep it light, I was like, hey, actually

(01:57):
i'm taking Spanish at the U. He asked which you,
and I was like the University of Minnesota. And then
it clicked and I asked him are you still in Mexico?
And he said yes, And I was like, do you
live in Minneapolis and he said no. I was like,

(02:19):
have you ever lived in Minneapolis?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:22):
What he says he works remotely for his company, and
he's working with his company on his immigration and it'll
be another month. And I was like, am I being
ninety dight yont?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
So? You think he's trying to like get i mean,
hook up with people in Minneapolis through hinge to try
and like have a leg in.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yes, And it seems like he's a track arger because
he moved from another country for a girl that he
married to Mexico and it's currently in Mexico out of
that situation apparently, and is now trying to get in
a situation in Minneapolis.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
So he lives in Mexico. Yes, he's probably been here,
but he doesn't live here. So he's looking for you,
Anna or somebody that he might be able to marry
to make him legal.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
That is my impression. And he brought up immigration a
few times and kept saying like, there'll be another month,
There'll be another month, and I'm actively working on it.
But also he has never lived in the United States
and never lived in Minneapolis, which is what his location
is set to, which is wild to me.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
So he was probably here for like a work thing
and then set his location to here on hinge and
now he's just like, yeah, I'm here, I'm in Minneapolis.
But I wonder how many people are like, hey, let's
have a drink and then him being like.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
Let me tell you a piece of my story.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Well, see, that don't even make sense to me because
I I don't care where people lie about things like height,
which is something you'll clearly see whenever you go on
a date. So why this guy would lie about I
live in minneapoliss when it's sooner than later you'll find
out I don't live in Minneapolis or the country, which.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Is what's his country? What's his goal?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
And his goal is for what for you to invite
him up here and then fall in love and marry.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Him and like maybe like move in housing. I have
no idea.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
It's like, what's the status with this guy? Now?

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Oh yeah? So I said, I was like I'm not
interested in pursuing this, and he was like very sexual,
respectful of it. And I didn't on match with him.
I just like let it be in tinged purgatory. And
he messaged me and said, I really miss our conversation.
I feel like we really had something and I just
left out on red Oh.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, because you know how many people he's saying that too.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
He's probably working several different lens.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
But what's wild to me too is that he moved
from his home country, which I think is India, right, Yes,
so he moved from India to Mexico with a girl
that he met online.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
Let's go.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
This guy's just everywhere.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, and now finding a girl from Minnesota named Anna
who he really wants to hook up with.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Besides the immigration talk, did he ever like kind of
sound like he was going to ask you for money
at some point?

Speaker 6 (05:11):
No, but money did not come up. But yeah, and
he asked a lot of questions, Uh, where's like more
like really detailed in depth questions of like my background
and like my family and how long I've been here?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Did he ask you what your first pet's name was?

Speaker 7 (05:30):
Yeah, that's what scammers into your stuff.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
I grew up.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Regular stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh well, Bailey, it doesn't work out with Anna. You know,
here's a guy that you know, I mean, you're relationship.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's true. I could find this guy Anna. It's got
so many hinge stories. She's like doing the she's doing
the business. Oh my gosh, we buried the lead on
this one though. Yeah, Dave, Bailey got a Hinge account.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
I did get a Hinge account, and that's what Anna.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
It's been like, really, she's been my sense with my
Hinge account, where I just like send screenshots to her
and I'm like, oh gosh, She's like, you just gotta
get you just got to get through it so that
the algorithm understands what you want, and she she knows everything.
She truly is the most wise Hinge user I've ever encountered.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Anna, do you like that you are that person? Are
you kind of like I wish that wasn't my life?

Speaker 9 (06:21):
Oh? Well, I'm so glad I.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Have Bailey, because you have to have a partner when
you're going through these apps, because otherwise you're not gonna
make it to the other side.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
Oh it's rough, but it's rough. Bailey's been swiping right
on everybody she's coming across. No, I haven't. I've been xxxpercise,
Like I.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Could throw any good guy at you and you would
find a reason not to date this.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Guy probably and on this app though, it does have
like an algorithm to it. So so Anna's been telling me, like,
how I can get the algorithm to play.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
In my favor.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
But she's the one who's actually going on dates and
like chatting with people.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
I haven't started doing that.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
I don't know why you don't do that.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
I got it.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
We did.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
We did kind of have her give us the rundown
of her profile last week, and we gave her a
little bit of advice because I was too state Fair heavy.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
It was all about the state Fair.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
She was like, I love the old mill and cheese
curves and mouths mcbailey.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
What else do you do? That's it? That's all I
do is fair?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
What that mouth do?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
All?

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Thanks Anna? Good luck?

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Oh thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I love it. We'll be right back on kd w B.
Jenny's been on Reddit. What's on Reddit? What'd you find?

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Jenny?

Speaker 7 (07:31):
We love good foot in the mouth moments.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
I know Dave has a classic one, so I'll share
some of those.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Who's coming up next?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Right, it's next on kdwbd w B.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Yeah. If you watch on YouTube.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
You can see Dave's turd piece of wood on his neck.
This is you know, you're so can we call it
your neck turd?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
It is?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
It is a piece of wood that I got at
the Centennial Lakes Art Fair yesterday, and I mean, I'll
admit it does look a little bit like a little
tiny dog turd.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
What's the purpose of it, It's just it's just beautiful.
You said that there was some woo thing with it. No,
it was that you rub it.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
You can rub it for stress relief, and things just said, yeah, Jenny,
stop it. You can rub it with your thumb like
a worry stone. Worry often as often as anybody, I suppose, Yeah, okay, So,
but I wore it in this morning. I didn't bring
it up. I didn't say, look at my piece of
wood hanging from my neck. Yeah, Bailey's like, why I

(08:31):
get a turd hanging from your neck?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Now?

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Let you see it. You can see it on YouTube.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
The wear it in a way that we had it
draws so much attention, Like it's on a it's not
a shoe string, but like like a kindergarten yorn.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Is what it's being held is like kindergarten yarn.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
It is not. It's on a leather string.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I it looks kind of like the turd that it
looks like is the kind like when when you go
and it's all in like one shot and then.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
You turn around and you're like, whoa wow, how exciting.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
And then you take a picing to send it to
your sister and you're like, check this out.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
Do you that yourself?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
But I would text my sister if it was like
one singular, like one piece, like your turd necklace you've
got on, I would text her.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
I'd be like, guess what, and she'd be like, nice work.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm happy that Bailey is slowly taking over the role
that I once upon a time had, which was talking
about poop alat that person.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
That's as family thing that we love talking about.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
That's that's really weird. We don't we don't in our family,
no any wear it around your neck. Corey Foley was
she was on our show years ago, and Corey would
take a poop and she would send it to a
picture of her to her sister, and her sister would
do the same thing. Because you'd open the message, you'd
be like, oh, what is it? And one time she's like, look,

(09:45):
it looks like a question mark and there's the dot.
What Corey. No, So if you want to see the
turd necklace it is? It is that Coco Bola Wood
that I got at the art fair yesterday.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
How much?

Speaker 7 (09:58):
Why did you waste on that?

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Twenty five bucks? Wow, not a waste at all.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Twenty five dollars for a piece of wood. You know
what you could have done for twenty five bucks. They're
still didn't pay for me and Bailey's pork chops on
a stick?

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Did actually take it? They did pay for mine? Oh
he did. Yes.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
I was going to say, you were just supposed to
grab his card like I did.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I've been more requested and it took three business days,
but it did happen.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Didn't pay for mine?

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Did you request?

Speaker 7 (10:23):
It doesn't happen? In a moment.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Let's let's get on reddit find out what Jenny's done.
Jenny's been on Reddit all right.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
People are emitting the things that they said wrong at
the wrong time. We'll jump right to a funeral story.
We're at a funeral for a distant relative and my
sister was talking to one of our cousins. Asked, so, like,
how's your mom doing well? Not well, it was her funeral.
Oh she didn't realize the cousin was one of the daughters.
We ops, all right, I think we've all been in

(10:52):
this situation like this before, where we hope this doesn't happen.
But this person said that they bumped into an acquaintance
and they were making casual talks.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
She was with her partner. She asked, like, what have
you been up to lately?

Speaker 4 (11:03):
But it was one of those moments where you don't
really hear what they said, so you just kind of.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
Like not You're like, oh, all right, cool. But then
her partner immediately was like, oh.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
I'm so sorry to hear that, because apparently what she
actually said was her husband divorced her. Oh she right, No,
she just couldn't really like hear, like, you know, you
might be in like a loud environment or whatever.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
She just like couldn't hear what that person take all right.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
My best friend was working in a restaurant and was
asked what side options were available. She meant to tell
the patron polentifries, but what came out was placenti f D.
My friend was working in retail and a customer came
up to her to ask if she could help her
find a specific product. My friend attempted to say go

(11:49):
ahead and fire away at the same time, and cheerfully
she said go away. Another funeral one a family's at
a funeral and something smelled pretty bad in the back
of the chapel. My mom leans over and was hers,
it smells like something died in here. Oh god, because
everyone looked at her like, are you kidding me?

Speaker 7 (12:10):
You're a funeral?

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Oh, this is a great one. Hopefully they did laugh
at this. So my friend, who is blind, was trying
to find someone in the crowd and I was guiding her.
I didn't know the person she was trying to find,
so I asked my friend, well, what does she look like?

Speaker 7 (12:25):
I realized my mistake. She laughed, like her mom's nine.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
These are things that people said wrong at the wrong time,
somebody says. I was stocking shelves at the grocery store.
I worked out the corner of my eye. I noticed
a customer who's trying to grab an item and ended
up putting his basket on the floor to do so.
I asked, do you need a hand? He turned, revealing
that he was missing his whole left arm, and he said, well, yeah,

(12:53):
but I've got it.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Of these so many all right.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
While in a public restroom, I saw my mom's legs
in the stall next to me, so I reached under
and grabbed her leg and yelled to scare her. Her
ernest ranger's voice saying.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Oh, and I ran out of there.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
So I feel like, how did you even if I
knew for sure that was someone I knew's legs, I don't.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
Know that I would do that. As it is, We'll
do one more here.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
So I was taking a hedgehots for my company's wholesale catalog.
I was prepping to take a picture with a flash on.
I intended to tell the person that I was going
to use my flash, but that came out of my
mouth with I'm going.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
To flash now. I was mortified.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Dave, would you like to share anything that you've ever
done or not today?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Leading I will, okay. So we were doing a video
for be the Match, which is where you like, you know,
like you agree to like take a test to see
what whether you can be a match for a kidney
donor or whatever. And so we're standing there with a
father whose son has I think kidney cancer, and we're all,

(14:11):
you know, and it was like, I don't know, hot
Chris Hockey and meat Sauce and fallon and we're all
standing there and we're doing this video in a very
sincere video. But we're having like you know, we're having
fun whatever, And and Chris Hockey, you're foulin or somebody says, God,
are you wearing bronzer? And I said, yeah, if I
don't wear bronzer, I look like I have cancer.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Geez, I mean I just frozeve.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Were you there?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
No, But I've heard this story many times from you
and fall witness it.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
If you embarrass yourself, don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
We are all due. Sometimes we're overdue.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
And you haven't embarrassed yourself lately, you will sooner than
you think.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
See what I did at funeral wasn't as bad as that.
We didn't say anything. My dad and I went to
the wrong person's funeral. We went we went one time
for a funeral and we were like, oh, nobody's here.
I guess we thought we got the time wrong. So
we went back later in the day and we were
looking around like, we don't know anybody else in this
funeral home.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
And then we got up to the body because we
went to go pray over him.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
Wasn't the guy that we thought at all, So that
we awkwardly walked out.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Immediately and it was like, oh, it was the wrong
date too.

Speaker 8 (15:24):
No, but at least like people probably just thought we
were like distant friends or something.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Someone textan went in saying my husband was in new
home sales and a couple came in and told him
their house burnt to the ground, and my husband responded saying,
holy smokes.

Speaker 7 (15:40):
Oh, here's what.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
On YouTube live, somebody said my brother walked into a
bathroom and it smelled really bad, and he said out loud,
what died in here?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Like, someone actually die in there? Well, a funeral? Oh,
it was at a funeral. They went to the back, jes
what died in here?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Uh, thank you for that. It is Katie WB. We'll
be back in the second. We had a lot to
talk about on You Can't make this stuff up. There
is something gen zers are putting down their phone for,
and it's getting more and more popular because you're starting
to realize, I'm scrolling for four or five or more
hours a day, so people are putting down their phone
and they're picking this up instead.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
We'll tell you coming up next. And we're also going
to talk about Philly Karen, which is my favorite story
over the weekend. We'll do that coming up next on
Katie W two four. Do you ever get your screen
time a notice? Fun Usually they send it out on
Sundays and they say, hey, your screen time is way
up this week.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
Swipe away. I don't need to know.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
It's like four and a half hours a day or
something like that. And sometimes you're being productive and sometimes
you're not. You're watching funny cat videos.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
You know what I've noticed is as long as I
like swipe on my phone and I'll know it's too
much if like this bone in my hand starts to
hurt and I'll be like, all right, man, i gotta
get off my phone.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Well, here is an alternative. Gen Zers are putting down
their phones and picking up instead crochet needles. Yes, craving connection.
Young adults are gathering for craft nights, game nights, and
even separate clubs, and their hobbies are not just about
making stuff. They're about slowing down, being present and actually

(17:15):
talking to people face to face. One craft club founder
even called it medicine and science. Backs are ups that
he show creative hobbies can boost life satisfaction and help
regulate stress. So maybe you want to pick up the
ukulele or magic tricks coin collecting. I just threw it

(17:40):
out there, you know, thrown out things, ideas, Bailey ideas.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
Is it in a hobby? But I started going to
the gym. I've gone five out of seven days of
this month so far.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
I'm just doing this whole Like September. What is it called?

Speaker 8 (17:49):
I think I call it the Great lock In. It's
something people have to brand everything. But it's just the
start of a month. And because September first was a Monday,
so it's like new month, new MEI and you start
doing things, whether it's focusing on your rear, going to
the gym, eating healthy. So I'm trying to be active
and go to the gym and lose a little bit
of weight. I know I've been saying that, but I've
actually stuck to it the past.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Good good for you. What gim are you going to?

Speaker 7 (18:08):
We have a gym in our apartment building.

Speaker 8 (18:09):
Okay, st Okay, that's another reason it's so easy for
me to just go downstairs.

Speaker 7 (18:13):
Yeah, that's like if I don't do it, I'm an idiot.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Okay, honest question. How does it work to work out
when you have asthma?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Like?

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Are you cunning?

Speaker 4 (18:20):
What?

Speaker 7 (18:21):
I don't know if bon actually pass asthma. No, I
do actually have as does.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Have you ever heard when we have to like walk
real quickly to something and all of a sudden, bon
is out of breathe.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
And I'm like you good, No, I mean I just
regulate how I do it, Like, I just don't go
hard hard.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
I do what I can handle.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Pause, Okay, good, I've seen Now I've worked out all
I need to for the month of September because I
did the Pike's Peak hike.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
And if you have an Apple Watch and you close
your rings and if you close them several times, they
spin around like a Merry go rounds like and they
close the ring like forty times, I can eat anything
I want the rest of the month.

Speaker 7 (18:58):
I don't think that's how that works.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
I like to tell myself that I signed up.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
For Jenny's Fit Club this Friday, so I'm actually good
now too.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Yeah, she's gonna be good after Yeah, good for theod Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Can you still sign up for Jenny's Fit Club?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
I have it full, but you're welcome to sign up
on the waitlist. If you want Dave ryanshow dot com,
you can click on a Jenny tab. But if you
want to join the waitlist, people always drop out last minute,
So like, just look at it for an email on
the twenty four hours leading up, and I promise I'll
probably have something.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Club.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
We will be at Flight in Saint Louis Park. So
it's a StairMaster and string training gym. So you do
intervals with string training and and then on the StairMaster
and it's it's not like an easy class, but it's
up to you how hard you want to make it.
You can literally walk on the StairMaster at level one.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Okay the entire time if you watch. So if you're
not in the best shape, you can still keep.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yes, we all doing all different exercise levels and come
and do pit club.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Before last time, Bailey went to a gym because they
were having a bake sale.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah, and they had brownies and they were like pre
wrapped and everything. She supports the girls go, Yeah, supporting community.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
What if all four of us went to fit club.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
Yeah, you guys should come to spy What if you went, Dave?
If you went, I could, I admit?

Speaker 5 (20:05):
What day is it?

Speaker 7 (20:06):
Friday? At one?

Speaker 10 (20:07):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (20:08):
Actually?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Yeah, we're in that pizza eating competition.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
The most toppings on their pizza.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
We've been training. We're very serious about this. I got
one more story, and this is Philly Karen. And this
is with all the sports action that took place this weekend.
Detroit lost, the Gophers scored forty seven kajillion points, They
ran out of fireworks, packers, wor all kinds of sports news.
But the sports story that everybody's talking about is Philly Karen.

(20:37):
And Von didn't know who it was, and maybe you
don't know who was. So today Philadelphia Phillies Marlin's game
and they're playing down in Florida. So the ball home
run ball bounces into the stands and a guy runs
over to pick it up. It doesn't land on anybody's laughing,
but he caught it. So guy runs over to pick
it up. And this woman they're calling her Philly Karen,
and she is, I mean, she is the epitome of

(20:59):
a Karen. And she's got different color hair, she's got
the glasses on, she got the mom jeans on, and
she's probably fifty ish years old or so.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
And so she tries to.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Get it, but the guy, from what I could tell,
fairly picked it up and then she follows him back
to his seat. A couple of seats away, grabs him
by the arm and says, that's my ball, and he's
got it for his little kid, who's probably twelve years old.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
And the dad is like stunned, like okay, what.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, And so finally, after about ten seconds of her
haranguing him, he's like, take it, lady, and he puts
his hands up like sorry, go away. And so it
was on I think it was on the JumboTron. So
the Marlins staff comes up and they give this kid
like a little package with balls and things like that,
and they have an autographed bat for the kid.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
Very nice.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
And the CEO of Camping World heard about the story
gave the dad an RV, which is a little bit weird. Yeah,
like did they give it to him or do they
just loan it to him? They're gonna take him down
to another game, et cetera. It said, So here is
the dad talking about the whole experience.

Speaker 10 (22:02):
And as it cracked off the bat, it was starting
to head our way a little bit. It fell and
kind of bubbled between the two armrests and I picked
it up and I just walked away and held the
ball up high and put it in Lincoln's glove and
then she showed up. As she reached from my arm,
she just yelled in my ear, that's my ball, like
super loud. I jumped out of my skin and she's like,
those are from our seats. I said, there was nobody

(22:24):
in that seat. I pretty much just wanted her to.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Go away and be dad and.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
Show him how to de escalate the situation.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
So that's where I went.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I wasn't very happy that we had to give it
to her, but we can't win.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
She was gonna get it anyways.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
What a great dad, I mean, seriously to show his kid.
Instead of arguing and like getting into a confrontation, he
just gave her the ball, like kid's not worth it.
So Philly Karen is what they call her. This woman
won for Pop Video last night and performed at the
VMA's We'll have some highlights.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
Were you coming up on Date's dirt.

Speaker 9 (22:59):
And now with the latest on cryptocurrency, it's Dave's dirt.
I'm kd w B.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
The latest is I don't understand it. I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Sometimes I go into the cigar shop over in Chan
Happen and there's a crypto currency machine over in the corner. Yeah,
And I looked at it the other day like should
I buy some? But then I don't really know what
I'm buying. Does it spit out little gold coins? Or
is it all like in the Wow I think somewhere.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I feel like all that needs to happen is that
it needs to pop up as an Instagram ad and
then you would buy it?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
I sure, woll sure, Oh I do love those all right.
Dirt is brought to you by sixty one two Injured
Heimer Lamber's injury Loss. Brina Carpenter performed last night at
the VMA's and she also want I believe for pop video,
I think best pop artists, best pop part is here
was Sabrina. Last night I watched that. I watched a

(24:26):
little bit of Mariah Carey and Ario on Grande.

Speaker 7 (24:29):
I thought that Maria Carey was lip syncing.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
From what I know.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I don't think she was really yeah, because I thought
the same thing I thought, is she lip syncing? She
seemed like she was singing live.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Really yeah? What made you think she was lips?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I don't like that her tongue wasn't moving at all,
so she just got a lot must have been so bored.
She would open her mouth for like the big long notes,
and it just didn't look like there was action happening
inside of her throat.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Okay, interesting because I thought she was.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
You got as.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Now.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
I don't know if you heard this, but there was
a Sabrina Carpenter concert over the weekend and a panther
got loose during the concert.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
Listen, you can actually hear the panther. Listen, now we're
making fun of Shaka Khan because what happened.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
That's that's a dual Lipa concert and then legend Shaka
Khan comes out to be the special guest star. And
I was excited to play this because it's Shaka con
and it didn't sound anything like it. So we said
it sounded like a panther got loose of the spree
Carpenter got And if I played that on the radio,

(25:55):
you would have totally believed me. I thought it was
serious about that. I was like young Michael Jackson. Speaking
of Sabrina, she also won Album of the Year for
Short and Sweet, and I believe her album zooms straight
to the top of the Billboard album charts and like
on its first day of release.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
I love her newest album. I've been listening to it constantly.
I think it's so good.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
I still haven't sat through it yet. That in Bieber,
because Bieber surprised dropped this. Yeah, that's what you missed, Dave.
Justin Bieber had a brand new, like surprise album.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
The Front Door. Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:24):
It had like twenty four songs on it. It's too much.
Twenty it's too much. And I made a little bit
of a bold statement like what were you doing. Your
child was just born in the last year, So the
first year of your child's life, you were just like
in the record studio recording your album.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
I don't yes, but you got to wonder about the
quality because usually artists will record like forty songs and
they'll be like, Okay, well these twelve, let's.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Put these twelve.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
These are the good ones and then the fluff.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Right.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
We were discussing Mariah Carey on the VMAs, but now
there is talk about her and Jennifer Lopez going on
tour together. It would be the ultimate ev A tour,
and apparently there has been serious conversations about a co
headlining tour. Now they're both fifty six years old, not
gonna Lie. I definitely thought that Mariah was like at
least a handful of years older than Jennifer Lope. Okay,

(27:12):
just the way that Mariah like moves. Obviously they've not
much at all done. Actually, Jaylo claims she's never had
work done.

Speaker 7 (27:19):
That's false. She's had out. There's just like no way.
But anyways, I doubt that that.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Tour will sell in my opinion, because you don't think no,
I mean, j Lo hasn't been having any look with
her scores.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
I think she had to.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Cancel a lot of her stuff and like, truly, who's
going to see Mariah besides all I want for Christmas?

Speaker 7 (27:36):
Like I would be down for that.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
I've had the Lambs. Did you call them lambs?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
The lamb she mentioned it last night, like the Lamb
of Verse or something like that, kind of like I
want to give a shout out to the Lamb of
Verse And I'm like, okay, is her.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
Fan base the LUSA where it would make sense.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
But also I just want to say tomorrow, if you
have any free time, I'm going to be down in
Egan at Rasmussen because they're doing a one point two
five mile anniversary run walk. So it starts at noon,
goes to one pm, and there's going to be free food,
campus and lab tours. Obviously the walk run if you
want to run it, but that's going on at noon

(28:11):
at the Egan location tomorrow if you want to come
hang out with me.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah, wounds really cool. Shout out Rasmus and that's awesome.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Darth Vader's lightsaber went for an auction price of three
point six million dollars last Thursday.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Three point six three point million million dollars. Labs screen
used yep.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
So the one that was used in the Empire Strikes
Back in Return of the Jedi, lots of really famous
scenes like spoiler alert, the I Am your father scene.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
So that wait a second, who did he say that
to Luke Skywalker?

Speaker 5 (28:43):
That's his father David. The front tour, Well.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
They estimated it was going to get between one and
three million dollars, so it very much went overpriced at
three point six million or overestimate.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
That's cool, though, I want to know.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Like who bought it one two? So why didn't they
like donate that to, you know, a museum. I feel
like that could be in a museum.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
That's a very good question.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
Yeah, but whatever, that's just my opinion. Two things. One,
I will also be hanging out later this week.

Speaker 8 (29:11):
This Friday, we're kicking off Friday Night football again thanks
to the College of Saint Benedict and Saint John's University.
Roseville High going to show up and show out because
they did last year. We'll be out there trying to
give well, first of all, giving out KDWB merchant stuff,
but also trying to give a student a chance at
a twenty five thousand dollars scholarship.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
To any school.

Speaker 7 (29:27):
I'm gonna pay that again for the people in.

Speaker 8 (29:29):
The back, twenty five thousand dollars scholarship. I didn't know
how bad I needed a scholarship until I got to college.
When you're in high school, you're like, oh, whatever, you
need this. So this Friday we're at Roseville, and every
Friday were at a different school. Back to the dirt.
Oh okay, Dave, I know you saw watch the show
building the band. There's this band frequency they did they
win the show?

Speaker 5 (29:48):
They did? Spoiler alert.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, the show's been out for a couple of months now,
and we watched that whole thing and it was like
hosted by the guy well, Liam was a judge, it
was the host. Yeah, and we didn't want to watch
singing competitions because I'm burnout on those. But it was
actually really good. So three Quincy was the winner.

Speaker 8 (30:09):
Well, they have a song, a single right now, that's
actually pretty good.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
It's called top Down.

Speaker 8 (30:13):
Here's a little snippet of it.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Sounds like fifth Harmony. Do you guys women? I think
three women? I believe.

Speaker 10 (30:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Kayla, who does the night show here on KTWB, she
did an interview with them, and it's like going vibral
right now, So shout out to her and shout out
to the I like the sound. We need more music
that sounds like that, like girl group B because we
haven't had that in how long.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
But I do like a group.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Speaking of shows that you need to watch, we've been
talking about this, but I know you guys talked about
it High School Catfish, so I'm not sure if that's
the official name. Unknown caller Numbers. Oh, it's so good
because it's it's it's short. Is it's about an hour
and a half long, so it's not like you get
to watch a bunch of series, but it's it's about
this girl. She's in high school, and as I think,

(31:00):
in the up and she starts getting these weird messages
from an unknown number. Nobody likes you, your boyfriend is
cheating on you, your boyfriend wants me, you're ugly, you're skinny,
you have no and then they start getting the scene
nobody wants to have sex with you, blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
And so she's so upset and then it starts to get.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Like like threatening, like we're coming after you, and they
blame this girl, they blame this person, they blame this person.
And I'm only that's you got to watch till the
end because it is just shocking and so good.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
It is really really good. It's like number two on
Netflix right now, in the top ten. But watch that.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I also watched all of last week while you were
gone The Hunting Wives, because she loved it.

Speaker 7 (31:40):
So much that you want to know the scene she
liked the best?

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Which scene did she like the best?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
When the politician's wife that one of the main characters,
her brother opens the door and he's Nigod Like remember
that scene, David, I mean, it was pretty shocking everything.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
Yeah, and Bailey loved it. Sheted me I did. I
was like, guess, what I.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Just wanted, right fine, and they see what else we
got here. It's a couple of other quick little things here.
For the first time since May, the powerball drawing had
jackpot winners. Missouri and Texas won eight point or one
point eight billion dollars. Also, the Guinness World Record certified

(32:25):
a mother of two for something that they had never
done before. She sprinted one hundred meters barefoot over legos
and that is the world record. I don't know how
fast she oh here, it is twenty four seconds, so
one hundred meters dash barefoot over legos. Her name is
Gabriel Wall and she got several bloody cuts on the

(32:45):
bottom of her bare feet, but she is in the
Guinness Book of World Records.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
She running legos sounds off.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
I feel like we've made people do that on this
show before. It's not fun, not it.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Don't you kind of run over there? Then we make
Drake walk over a I think so yeah. And that
is the dirt brought to you by six one two
Injured Himer and Lammers Injury Law.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Coming up in a couple of seconds. We're gonna do
something kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
That's you know, we usually try to be very positive
on the show, unless I'm complaining about something, which I
do frequently. But we're gonna do negative shout outs. And
this is where you basically say, I want to shout
out my baby daddy for once again forgetting to send
the check, or I want to shout out my baby
mama for having the kids for the weekend and forgetting
to feed them, or I want to shout out my

(33:29):
boss for taking credit for something that. Whatever negative shout
out that you want to do, it's got to be negative.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
Though, Okay, it can't be positive.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Right, So just for fun negative shout outs, you can
text them in at Katie able to be one five
three nine two one, or better yet, use the talkback
feature at on the iHeartRadio app that red microphone. Tap
the red microphone and leave us your negative shout out.
It's just for fun and we'll do it next on
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