June 4, 2025 • 36 mins
Jenny takes a quiz about dating, Dave tries to name school mascots, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Workplace drama on kd w B. It started with this
one a minute ago.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Okay, so the hot gossip at my work involves a
love triangle. One third of the love triangle drives the
vehicle with a sunroof the beautiful day, drove to work
with the sunroof open, parks went inside, everything was fine.
The second person decided she wanted to seek revenge, so
she climbed up on top of the car with the
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sunroof open, proceeded to drop trow and drop a big
dump inside the vehicle.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I feel like that's too far, you know what I mean.
I think it's too far.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Where would where would the line have betten? She to
the side of the car.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Windshield near the car.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
It's just so much commitment, Like nobody saw you climb
on the hood of somebody's car and said anything, Like.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Maybe they work in a parking garage. Maybe they work
downtown somewhere and there's a parking garage and there's like
nobody around.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Came Still, nobody's going to get up from the security
booth because they see you on the camera.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Well, and that's the thing, I mean, come on, what
security guard is going to care that you pooped in
the sun roof of somebody's car.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
A security guard that just watches cameras all day, I'm
sure that that would be the highlight of their day,
and that would be an entire thing for them.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
They would go tackle that woman in the middle of
her poop.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
In the middle of her with anybody.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You need to bring some baby wives with them.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, what is your workplace drama? We had a cap
pull of stories.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Because I'm a teacher and at conferences, one of my
coworkers met a single dad, went out with him, and
then later that week because she saw him on another
date with another teacher that worked down the hall.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
This dad was.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Essentially making a date list from his child's parent teacher conferences.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, drama, here's I mean? This is pretty typical. Two
co workers making out in the parking lot. They are
both married. Do you remember the story? We work in
a building where we overlook. Our building is sixty stories high,
so the Space Nagle Studio sixty stories of gleaming glass
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and steel, but the parking garage is only nine stories high.
So a few years ago there was a couple that
figured they would drive to the top of the parking
garage to make out because there's nobody else up there,
but people on like floor number ten could look out
and see them making out, and they were doing more
than making out in their car.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It's like, did you not realize people can see you?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What this one said? Yeah, two co workers weren't making
out in the parking lot. I'm in charge of my department,
but I have a micro manager whose office is in
hearing distance, and they always come out to redirect everything
we do, so I can't effectively do my job. That's
just that's not gossip or drama. That's just frustrat It's
just annoying period, all right, it is it's kat able
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to be. I think we're gonna get right to this.
Jenny has now been. She was in a relationship for
about five years and she you've heard us talk about
it and it was very like serious and everything was,
you know, wonderful, and then you know, for whatever reason
and we don't know, it is no more. And it
happens in life. So it's it just it does happen
in life. But eventually you go, I'm ready to get
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down and start doing my thing again. So Jenny, if
you're ready, Yeah, here comes a are you ready to
date again? Quiz?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh? Yeah, I have ten questions.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Really, you know this is good for anybody who's listening.
They are they yes or no questions?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Uh no, they're they're multiple choice.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay, got cha. Yeah, but does mean this will determine
whether you're ready to date again? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And this is the end all be all quiz.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Okay, so after this sounds good, then you'll know, all right, Jenny.
Number one, the thought of going on a date with
someone new makes you beyond ecstatic, somewhat intrigued, slightly queasy.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Pretty depressed. The second one, somewhat intrigued. Sure o, yeah,
better than I thought, all right? Number two? Slightly queasy.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
You think dating apps are really useful. They're a great
way to meet new people, fairly practical. They can help
you open your dating horizons. Kind of stupid who wants
to sit and write a profile?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Or truly awful? You'd never sign up?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
I mean I would say truly awful, but I can't
say I'd never sign up, So I guess the next
kind of stupid?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Who wants to sit and write? Okay? Got it? Number three?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
How often do you bring up your ex in daily
conversations one never out of sight, out of mind, not
very often.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I try to let the past be in the past.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Sometimes if the situation reminds me of him, or frequently
I constantly think about him, it's possible not to.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Probably only the sometimes I feel like the situation reminds
me of him.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Okay, all right, it's not looking good for you. Well, okay,
I know.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Or what would be your ideal scenario if you're out
on a date with someone new, that we hit it
off and have an absolutely fabulous time, that we get
along and don't have too many awkward pauses, that I
make it through the night without repeatingly comparing him to
my ex, or that we run into my ex who
then professes his love for me.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh my gosh, the.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
First take the last one. I want to run into
my ex who's like, I love you and I want
you best, especially.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
If you look great because you like dressed up for Yeah,
that's what I would want.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I would want to like be out with a super
hot guy and then like, also look fantastically change.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
But then your ex comes up to you, do you
want him to go I love you?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Well, I see that's taking it too far because that's
just awkward for everyone involves.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
All right, okay, well i'll keep your answer asist Number five.
Are you setting aside time for dating? Yes, I have
nights reserved just for dates if I can.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I try to stay open depending on my workload. Not really.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
If I'm free, great, but if not whatever, not at all,
it's not a not at all, not at all.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
All right, here we go. All right, we're all over
halfway done here. Number six.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Do you feel hopeful about the future when it comes
to finding someone new. Yes, I believe that he's out there.
I try to be hopeful, but sometimes it's hard. I'm
not very hopeful. No, it's never going to happen for me.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Honestly, i'd say not very hopeful.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Okay why why Yeah, good question, because I think dating
when I was younger and single was very different. Now
I'm thirty five, and truthfully, I think a lot of
the good people are gone.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah. Like, I agree with that, I really do.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
And I don't want a date a twenty seven year
old because we're not at the same place in life.
And I also want someone who is at the emotional
maturity level that I'm at. Solis, they're likely married.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
A lot of listen, A lot of them are past
their first marriage. They got married at twenty six, they're
married for three years. They decided they didn't like it,
so they got divorced. So now there's a lot of
single guys that are divorced. If you're okay with somebody
who's got a kid or two, are you okay with
somebody wh's got a kid or two?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
No, something as simple as that.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh well, I went all right.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Number seven, Jenny, are your friends or family encouraging you
to date again? Yes, it's great having their support. Yes,
but I feel a bit pressured. No, they don't bring
it up. No, they don't think I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I would say, no, they don't bring it up, even
though a couple people have like thrown some people in
my face, like, but that's not really an option.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
My friend Archie is still very interested in you. You
ask me to forward this dpic to you.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
The thing is, anytime Day brings up a man that
might be interested in me, I immediately suddenly am like, I
can't hear anything is Dave talking because I know whatever
it is is either a joke or the.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Man is just not Yeah, you're tired, all right?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Number eight, Are memories of your ex still at your place?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
I got rid of his belongings a while ago. Not really,
I put away most of the photos of the two
of us. Yes, I don't want to clear out everything,
or absolutely my place is filled with mementosus.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Oh yeah, that's no, gosh, everything's cleared out, besides things
that we're left behind that I'm now selling on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Number nine. How often do you cry about your past relationship? Never?
I'm over it.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Once in a while, I get a little sentimental if
I see something that reminds me of them. At least
once a week I'm still getting used to the new normal.
Or almost every day. Once week okay, once week, Okay,
that's sorry. Last question. Your friend wants to set you
up with her cute and funny coworker. You are super
excited and start planning the date. Are a little interested,
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but want to know many more details about this person.
Aren't really into it, but are at least glad your
friend thought of you.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Aren't interested at all? Not a chance. Probably the second one,
all right, I want to know the dates. Okay, Jenny, we.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Have a score for you minute. But if you just
turn your radio on. This is a quiz to see
whether you're ready to date again, and we'll put this
up online and we'll give you a link so you
can go take it yourself.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Yeah, it says you're not truly ready to date again,
But the good news is that there are ways to
help you reach this goal. Since you're not making a
real effort to meet new people, it's clear that you're
still dealing with the.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Loss of your ex new life.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Getting over a past relationship it's never easy, and while
you're still.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Healing, you should be proud of the progress you've made.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
It's not easy to move on, but each day you're
getting stronger and more confident to take on the future.
It's not healthy to compare all potential partners to your ex.
In order to be truly ready to date again, it's
important to look back at this past relationship to determine
what you did and didn't like. In fact, you should
view this past relationship under a more critical lens so
that you can prioritize what you'd like in your next You're.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Not quite ready. Not quite Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I kind of assumed, yeah, it would be that way,
but I honestly the way I answered that I thought
I would say, like, you're sort of ready, go dip
your toes in a little to what I was going.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
To get that you're not ready. They literally just said,
like no period.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
But hey, you took a quiz about it, and that's
the first step.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It is you're willing to even have an open mind
about it. Okay, Archie is on the phone. He wants
to talk to Yeah, really, Okay. Let's do a Winning
Song Wednesday on KTWB And basically this is where we
all bring a song and we ask you to vote
for your favorite song. We have a little fun with
this one, and then you pick your favorite song. You
call in to vote for it at six, five, one,
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nine eight nine KTWB and we play that actual song.
So let's get started. This one I kind of forgot about,
but I came up on my phone. It's Nellie, this
is my song on Winning Song Wednesday. If you want
to hear the whole song, you would call in vote
for Dave's song. Jenny, what do you got?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I went with one of my favorite artists of all time.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It's a three or five.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Let me let me rub that Hina ahead of us.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay, Bailey, what's your song today.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
I'm starting off Pride month with a bang with Lady
Gag got born this way.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I vote for Bailey.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
That's not how it works, Jenny, you can't vote.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Okay. What is your song today?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I don't know how it came up on the show,
but I wrote it down fun.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
We are young. Let's get to the phones and see
which song we should play? The entire song? Hello, Katie
would be hi? Who is this? Hi?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
This is Martha?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Martha? Who do you want to play? Whose song?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It was a tough one today, but I gotta go, Dave.
I want to hear Nellie.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, thank you, appreciate, have a good day. Thank you,
bye bye, Katie. Wud be Hi? Who is this?
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (11:38):
This is Alexandra?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Alexandra? What song you're voting for?
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Day?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Around here?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well it never gets on the radio anymore. I saw
the other day and I'm like, oh, we gotta play
this one. Hello, Katie, would be Hi, who's this Ben?
Who do you want to vote for?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Happy Pride?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
I'm voting for Bailey, yesdays.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Thank you, Ben, katiewb Hi, who did you want to
vote for?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I want to vote for Jenny?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Okay, all right, thank you Katie, w B. Hi, what's
your name?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
This is page page. Who do you want to vote for?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
I want to have to vote for Dave. Congrat Dave.
It feels only right. It is your anniversary today, thirty
two years of the day in the morning show.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
You just just.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Give me any presents or anything.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
No, I didn't know it was a special day.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
And thirty said thirty two years isn't really like a staple,
not a landmark?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Is that the paper anniversary?
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Paper?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Crane anniversary, the paper?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Let's see, do we have time to play the song?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Now?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
We come back, come back and do it.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
We'll come back. We'll play the winning song Wednesday song
coming up next on Katie w BE Just a reminder
really quick, Jenny and I are going to be at
Cub Foods in Burnsville on Friday from one until three.
So come after your lunch hour, come on your way
home from work, whatever you doing, bring the kids by.
We're giveaway Halsey tickets, We're giving away Cub Foods gift cards.
Kind of hanging out there at the Cub Foods for
their grand reopening at their flagship store in Burnsville this
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Friday from one until three and We'll be right back
with the winning song on Winning Song Wednesday on KDWB.
KDWB Nelly for the first time in a long time
here on KDWB it was the song on winning Song Wednesday.
It's a big day today.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Not only is it National Old Maid's Day, National Hug
your Cat Day, but it's also Nicholas's sixteenth birthday. Today.
They're on the way to school and listening with mom
or mom and dad or maybe dad, I'm not really sure,
but happy sixteenth birthday, Nicholas. When you get home today
from school, something special, a brand new Nintendo switch to
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made that up. They are not available anywhere. I mean
they go on sale today. You ain't gonna find one.
You'll find this is what will happen. You'll buy a
Nintendo switch off of eBay and you'll get it, and
it'll be you a picture of a Nintendo switch. Have
you heard of scams like that before?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Yeah, when it's just a picture of the thing instead
of the actual thing. Like somebody I saw someone post
like that they bought this big bow to put on
the front of their house for Christmas, and it was
just a picture of.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
A house with a ball on it.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
And it was like on a huge canvas and they're like,
this isn't what I wanted?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Or I had a friend I bought a Christmas gift
for they really wanted a switch I don't know how
many years ago. So I literally got a Nintendo switchbox
I think my sister's and then in it I got
a small little light switch from five below and I
was like, it was.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh, that's awful. How many parents have done that? Are
the kid? It's like, oh God, I want a PS five.
So you open it up and somebody wrote on a
piece of paper PS fives By birthday, Nicholas, and thank
you for listening to kd w B.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Jenny's been on Reddit fitnish the sprays for me what
happens in Vegas but not always, And I have the
stories of what has not stayed in Vegas from a
bunch of people on Reddit that got crazy all right.
First off, the bride, her maid of honor, and three
bridesmaids all went on a trip to Vegas. Well, one
of the three bridesmaids let it slip. At the bride,
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the maid of the honor, and one of the bridesmaids
all had sex with guys they met there. The wedding
was called off and the maid of honors marriage ended.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
No, so the bride, the maid of honor, and one
of the brideswa the.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Other bridesmaids veas.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I have heard that that's more common than you think,
because Vegas is a haven. Is a haven or a maven,
I'm not really sure it's a haven. It's a plate
hotspot harem for people who are single, ready to mingle,
that go out to the clubs, to go to the
club at the Bloggio, meet some guy from Detroit. It's harmless.
You're never going to see a mean you. Nobody's ever
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going to find out until they do.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Also, a haven or maven whatever it is, for bachelor
and bachelorette parties, and those are people's like last hurrahs
im at a bachelor party the last I was there
and we literally partied with them all day and like,
I mean, nobody did anything wrong in my situation, but yeah,
it's definitely, you know, like people doing their last row,
all right. Next one I knew someone who got really
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drunk at a bar. This woman she walked up to
a guy and asked if he wanted to get married.
He replied with something along the lines of sure, they
went and got hitched. When they sobered up the next morning,
they decided that since they're already married, they should make
a go of it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
And they've been together now for a decade.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Wow, so that's what happened. Wow.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
So I was twenty three and in Vegas for a
weekend with some friends. A buddy of mine hooked up
with a girl who was there for her friend's bachelorette party.
I guess he didn't use a condom because he got
a lovely call a year later, and I guess she is.
So she's still at his number, but she was in
a relationship with someone, and so she hadn't said anything
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because she had had a boyfriend at the time, but
not anymore.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
They had a DNA test done.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
It was his. He's still paying wild support for that child.
Not together, nothing like that. Okay, this one is a spiced,
juicy gross. At the same time, a buddy of mine
had his bachelor party in Vegas and he hooked up
with a stripper. That it's his bachelor party, mind you.
Then he hooked up with another stripper the next night. Well,
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one of the guys on the trip was his fiance's brother.
So when they get back, the brother's like, yo, hope
you had fun, but you know, like you gotta tell you.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
My sister what you did.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
He didn't, And so the brother eventually told the fiance
what happened. She still married him, and I'm sure you
can guess what happened in that marriage.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Nothing good, nothing good.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
He just kept cheating on her and eventually they did
get a divorce. Yeah, stories of what happens in Vegas
doesn't always stay in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Aren't Who cheats a stripper?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
I think that that's probably pretty common as well. Our
last one a guy I used to work with. He
just didn't show up to work one day, disappeared and
heard that he had gone Vegas. So one of the
co workers they google searched him. In Loan bow Hold,
there's an article about him. He won on a robbery spree,
mugged a couple of people on the strip and got arrested.
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And it turns out that he was dating one of
the managers at the restaurant, so tole her car and
that's how he drove to Vegas and did all of that.
And so, yeah, they still have no idea what caused
him to go a little bit crazy because apparently he wasn't.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
That wasn't his normal. Every day the energy of Vegas
went to Vegas and went a little bit crazy. But there,
Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Like Crazy Place or STDs or the STDs.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Jenny, Dave, what why did you say data?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
You used to live there? Word association?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
You know?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I I think STDs.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Okay, I'm going to say a name. You say the
first name that comes to mind, Dave, Fryan st I
put the D in st st. Okay, thank you, Jenny.
I think we'll be right back on KWB. It is
National Cheese Day and so we're gonna list the because
we are big into cheese here in Minnesota, but especially Wisconsin,
America's dairyland. Yeah, and we're gonna list the top ten cheeses.
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Why not. We'll do it next on KDWB. Hey quick
shout out shout out for Ryland, who is graduating from
Spring Lake Park High School CASS at twenty twenty five.
I think they're the Panthers. Pretty sure they are the Panthers.
We are proud of you and all you've accomplished. Also
a big shout of my daughter, Haley and Scarlett for
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wrapping up another great school year. Thank you for helping
us celebrate these amazing kids from Amanda. So thank you, Amanda,
and congratulations to Ryland and Haley and Scarlett's graduation. Is
it graduation day today? Or when is graduation?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Think everybody's graduation is different. I don't think it's just day.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
They're not to believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Today Mounts Views a few mustangs.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Name is school? I'll tell you the mascot.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Okay, Irondale Nights okay, andover.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
The fighting mushrooms, the fighting mushrooms, chant Louis Park, Parker's
Park Park Pirates, Pirates, pirates.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
I don't know the Actually I think that's Forest Lake Rangers. Yes, okay, good,
give me no one. Why is that a Trojans Okay
Anoka Tornadoes, Yeah, that's correct, Kun Rapids.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Cardinal Blaine Bengal Okay, all right, Danelas Park is the Orioles?
Oh dang, you were wrong? And also and Ver's the
huskies not the mushrooms. But you know you guess they changed.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Didn't hear that?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
No they didn't. They don't even play.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
They were going to go with fighting air fresheners, but
they went with fighting mushrooms instead.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
I remember when the principal of Andover High School came
to the middle school to ask us what the mascot
should be when they were building Andover High School, and
we were saying the ard varks, but they like, how seasons.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Can I go back for a second, who is the mushrooms?
And yeah, like the hallucinogenic ones or yeah, the hallucinogenic ones.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well, I don't know that for sure. When chan Hassen
High School, they're the storm. When they were being built,
they did a big thing, what do you think that
the mascot should be? And draw a picture? And I
said the Fighting Pike, which I thought would be a
really cool because there used to be a roller hockey
team in Minnesota called the Fighting Pike and I thought
that was the best badass name since the thunder Bay
(21:31):
Whiskey Jacks. And they did not go for Fighting Pike.
And I drew a picture of a pike with a
football helmet on it.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Fish right, Yeah, but he was angry.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
He was angry.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Thing I've ever heard is that you actually submitted to
this mascot.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I'm a member of the community, idea.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
What's Centennial High School?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Trojans?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Still water ponies okay, all Holy Angels, Catholics, Hill Murray.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
The Catholic Aflics. Yeah, Catholic, Phil Murray, snow Devils, Shiner,
the Angel, Mounts Park Academy, Mounds Park Academy Mustangs. Okay
about I don't know I'm making these? You know you're
making them.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Even if you had a list in front of you,
you could verify my results.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I could, but I don't have a list.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Of jimme Farmington, Farmington, cannon falls cannon balls? What about
little falls?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Your mom?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You best one?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Which one cannon balls are your mom?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Both?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Okay? National Cheese Day. Here are our top ten according
to the USD YANG and to count them down, Number ten,
Colby Jack, Monterey Jack tied at number ten, Number nine,
American number eight, brick cheese, which I didn't know was
a variety more of a shape, but okay, Blue cheese
at number seven, Monster at number six, Caeso anything Hispanic
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cheese at number five, Swiss cheese at number six, cream
cheese at number three that I'm gonna mixed up ye,
Swiss cheese at number four. There we go cream cheese
at number three, sheddar at number two? What did I miss?
What's the number one cheese? And all the land Swiss? No,
we already said scratch white American. When I say it,
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you're gonna go, of course, uh Blue, I'll tell you
at the end of the cheese.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
What's happened? Hey? Hey, it's a girl. What the girl? Jenny? Well, Gartina?
What's happening? What's up? Day? What's up?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Fallon? Hey?
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's about that time. Time to
tell you about my favorite cheeses. Now, let's it up, everybody, Hey,
let's go. I like Gouda, I like breathe.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
I like Nato cheese lathered on me, leather on me,
lather on me.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I liked Beta, I like Provolone.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Lives in my.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Dreams, lives in my dreams. It lives in my dreams.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Gorganzola and then ricotta, cheddar cheddar cheddar chetta and baratta.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
Give me cheese with it, every meal with it. Oh,
my ladies, let me see it, eat a feast of it.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
You can't do it like me. I'm from with Tho.
Speaker 9 (24:24):
I eat so much cheese.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I want everyone to know what's happened? What's up? Got
my tummy fied up? What's happened? What's up? Cheese up
in my gut?
Speaker 8 (24:33):
I eat COVARTI I mom monster and twists at the party.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
I'm bloated on the floor.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
But you know what, bona eat more.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
I like kuda, I like breathe. I like nacho cheese
lathered on me, lather on MEY, lather on me. I
like fetta.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I like cream.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
Provolone lives in my dreams, lives in that dream. He
lives in that dream.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
He gets played once a year on National Cheese Day,
number one cheese.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Shout out to my hype girl, Tina.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
She did great a what with the number one cheese mozzarella?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Oh yeah, now I feel like all yesterday.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Nobody cares Bailey, thank you for here's an idea. When
you think of something to say, No, how about that?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I can tell it's over Bailey, today, today, today, today,
you haven't been paying attention. I'm gonna call my mom
to come pick me up.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Great, I'll call her for you. Dave's dirt next, won't
touch Dave's dirt on KD W B. Well, let's see
what we got Brought You by six one two, Injured
Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law and the movie Back to
the Future one of the top ten movies ever made.
There's a guitar scene where Michael J. Fox goes back
to nineteen fifty five and he pulls out a guitar
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and he's like jams on stage with the band during
the enchantment under the Seed dance, and they look at
him and they go, what are you doing now? He
actually knew how to play guitar, but he didn't play
that part. But the guitar isle was stolen and it's
been missing for forty years. So now other people who
(26:23):
are in the movie want to get the guitar back.
They're begging to find the lost guitar. All right, Michael J.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Fox me as Martin would fly, we get Tom's in here.
I played Loara McFly and Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
We need you help. We are on the lookout for
a missing guitar.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
We're I going to find the guitar and I played
the Max the Future.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
No one's seen that guitar since nineteen eighty five, and
we need to.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Find it in somewhere.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Washington's based on Continuum or it's in some teamster's garage.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
This guitar has been lost to the future.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
If you know where it is, if you know who
has a calls Texas, I'm sorry. I'm afraid you're just
too darn loud.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
So in other words, somebody stole this guitar forty years
ago from the set, probably a stage hand or somebody
walked off with at the gaffer. You know, it's always
the freaking guy. So they walk off with this and
now they have it. But you can't really take it
out and sell it because then you have to admit stole.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Well.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, it's kind of like when some rock star gets
their famous guitar stolen, and it's happened many times over
the years. I think the Beatles had several guitars stolen,
but you can't really pull it out and go, yeah,
this is George Harrison's guitar from nineteen sixty five, because
they'd be like, all right, you stole this. No, I
want to know why they're looking for it now, Like,
(27:45):
what's forty anniversaries tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Oh forty Okay, I see, I get it, all right,
I understand.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Dolly Parton turned down an invite to appear on Megan
Markle's show. So here's a celebrity commentator, Kinsey claiming Dolly's
didn't want to get involved in the whole thing and
heard her reputation.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Her team was livid because no, they don't want to
risk Dolly's epic Q score her popularity by associating with
Megan Markle. And they knew that this ask was just
to give Megan Markle credibility.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
When I said some love to jessej First of all,
Jesse Jay's an icon, made this song, great song, but
she just announced yesterday night that she has breast cancer
early stages of breast cancer. She said she found out
The quote says, I'm highlighting the word early. Cancer sucks
in any form, but I'm holding on to the word early.
I have been in and out of test throughout this
whole period. And she says she's going to disappear for
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a bit after I think she's a concert.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Coming up soon. Yeah so, but rightfully so set it
out of love to her.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Well, I'm a little bit upset, and I think Jenny
will be a little bit upset as well, because apparently
next week album sales are released and Jenny and I
have high hope for Miley Cyrus's album Something Beautiful. It's
pace towards forty five thousand debut, which I think is
a good thing. But because Taylor Swift like bought all
(29:08):
of her music back now, reputation is streaming a bunch
this week and might also sell forty.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Five thousand this week.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
And I'm a little annoyed because girl, you had your
moment what And I thought Miley and Taylor were friends,
and it doesn't seem like a very friendly thing, like, oh,
you're you're almost coming out, I'm gonna buy all my
music back, like you knew what you were doing.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
I feel like in the past when Taylor, I think
when her documentary Over Tour came out, people literally changed
the release state of movies because they didn't want to
have to compete with Taylor Swift's state of her documentary
of her tour. So that's crazy, Dave. Imagine, so Carson's
in a relationship, he's engaged, he's about to get married, and.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I imagine that he is.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Imagine that he is, and he actually became really successful
in his career and he's a billionaire. But he comes
to you to be like, hey, dad, can I borrow
some money for my wedding? How would you feel?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Well, you know exactly how I'd feel. I'd be like,
you're a billionaire. I'm worth forty eight thousand dollars all told.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
So yeah, well, the billionaire messer beast has to ask
his mom for money, not because he doesn't obviously have
the money even though he's worth a billion dollars. It's
the fact that he doesn't actually have physical money. He
just reinvests everything, so he doesn't have the money to
pay for his wedding. Yeah, so he had to ask
his mom recently to help pay for his upcoming wedding
because everything's like in papers or invested somewhere. But I
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just think that that's it's just funny. It's like you
can't pull some money out from something.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
From somewhere anywhere.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Like, I don't know, I'll never be that kind of
rich where everything's invested in different kinds of things.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I'll never understand that.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
How brilliant though, that somebody makes money and then knows
to reinvest in and reinvest in and reinvest in.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Well that's not for you people.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Well, that's how you do make that's how you become
that kind of a millionaire or billionaire.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
And also I did not realize he's only twenty seven, Matt.
It's wild that we keep reporting on him and he's
just like a YouTube person. But then that's like, you
know enough to be a super huge rich guy.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
All of the social media places that you can make
money off of, YouTube is the most lucrative. You can
make the most money off of YouTube. So if you
can make it on YouTube, you're going to be making.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
A lot of money.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Are on YouTube right now? We got seven viewers, seven
viewers Dave Ryan CD on YouTube. But watching these are
sounds from maybe your childhood that younger people will never hear.
Not going to play these and see event if you
recognize these. Here we go, that's supposed to be a
but what a fax machine? No, it's that sounds kind
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of like one, yeah, target printer. It's not it's a
it says it's a floppy disc reader. Oh okay, I
guess they all kind of sound staying here we go.
The sounds like a door opening.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
To me. This sounds like my crush Alex Maine coming
on to to a messenger.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
And that's what that is, ready to flirt, to be
like well.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yep, the precursor to textings.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Why d Jenny b r B.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, we missed one. I'm gonna back it up a
little bit and play it for you again. Okay, okay, ready,
here we go. What was that?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
I haven't sound like it just happening like this sounds
like something to somebody was scraping something off the ground.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
It is a manual credit card reader. I'll play it
for you again. Here, check it out. Manual credit card reader.
It comes after this. Here we go, okay, to stick
your card in with a slip of paper and go
back and forth.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
I had to use that my first retail job, maybe
like twice before. Like anytime the credit card reader went down,
we'd have to use that.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
It sucked. I hated it.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
And now you hold your card up to that evil,
evil reader and it's like boom.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
If your card, you might use your phone hold your phone.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Up, yeah, or your Apple Watch too.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Next one, only because I think we talked about this recently,
is a dial up Yeah, dial up internet bad boom
And then it would go you've got mail someone.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Because most of us used AOL back in the day,
that was our internet service provider was AOL.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Still have an AOL account of.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
An all account. It's like a classic cars.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Like sixty seven dang MSN so kind of same deal.
She still account.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I like this one. This is a gender reveal at
thirty thousand feet with an airplane full of complete strangers,
and this couple decides they're going to do a gender reveal.
Let's listen in dear just.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
You already know you're on a flight to Paris. But
this isn't just any flight.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
In fact, this might be the first time in history
that someone finds out the gender of their baby somewhere
over the North.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Athletic and it's bois huge concrest to our lovely couple.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
And yes, of course we have a cake for everyone,
go forth, because no one should have what's to reveal?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
What she say? It's a boy, it's a boy.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
There's cake for everybody. I'm just confused. Why would you
choose to do this on a plane, because you're an intrusive,
narcissistic a hole. WHOA Seriously, It's like what if I'm
trying to take a nap. It's like, there, everybody gets
your burst, shut up and sit down.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Shut I want to be on one of those planes,
so where something crazy happens, like plunging to death.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Well, no, not that kind of crazy. I want to
still be alive.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
But last week we had a girl who there was
like some kind of delay and this girl came on
the microphone and sang a Disney song.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Oh so annoying.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Nobody wasn't bad, She wasn't bad.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I thought that was intrusive and rude. You want to
hear it? Yeah, no, no, she's they're on a delay. Yeah,
And she stands up and she gets the phone speaker,
microphone and sings a Disney song. And people were like,
audience was kind of split on this whole thing.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I know every.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
Side roll on the syme, and so maybe I can
roll with mine.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I can make us strong.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
I can leave with pride up set.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
It's like.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
The voice inside's a different song?
Speaker 5 (35:13):
What is wrong with me?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Can you imagine you have to sit there and try
to be polite while this girl is singing a Disney song?
That'd be so annoyed. Go ahead, I was gonna say.
The argument could be like they were delayed and she
was just trying to be entertaining. No, mm hmmm, I
don't know. And why would the airline again.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I guess it was like, oh, this is a cute thing,
but she's singing that song for a while two minutes,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
See, I would have been entertained, not after two hours
of sitting in that place, wait until like bordered whatever.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
I don't know how old she was, but it's just
a young girl trying to shine. I don't know, but
she is young.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
What if every jack hole the things they can sing,
then it's like, turn she wasn't bad'll come out.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Everyone would just put their headphones on and ignore the kid. Anyways.
If that's what really annoyed, I get.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Out the fire extinguish.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I would literally be filming it and be like, God,
this kid sucks.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
And then I'd posted to my Instagram story and I
put a pull up like do you think she was
good or null?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Some people did. Hey, shout out to Chloe on her
last day of school middle school. Here you come, love Mom,
Dad and Adrien. And also have one more little shout out.
Shout out my little sister who graduates from Highland Highland
High School in Saint Paul. So proud of her. She's
going to go to Norfolk State University to pursue new
nursing and a minor in social work. That's Christina, so
(36:38):
big school good for you.
Workplace drama on kd w B. It started with this
one a minute ago.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Okay, so the hot gossip at my work involves a
love triangle. One third of the love triangle drives the
vehicle with a sunroof the beautiful day, drove to work
with the sunroof open, parks went inside, everything was fine.
The second person decided she wanted to seek revenge, so
she climbed up on top of the car with the
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sunroof open, proceeded to drop trow and drop a big
dump inside the vehicle.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I feel like that's too far, you know what I mean.
I think it's too far.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Where would where would the line have betten? She to
the side of the car.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Windshield near the car.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
It's just so much commitment, Like nobody saw you climb
on the hood of somebody's car and said anything, Like.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Maybe they work in a parking garage. Maybe they work
downtown somewhere and there's a parking garage and there's like
nobody around.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Came Still, nobody's going to get up from the security
booth because they see you on the camera.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Well, and that's the thing, I mean, come on, what
security guard is going to care that you pooped in
the sun roof of somebody's car.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
A security guard that just watches cameras all day, I'm
sure that that would be the highlight of their day,
and that would be an entire thing for them.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
They would go tackle that woman in the middle of
her poop.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
In the middle of her with anybody.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You need to bring some baby wives with them.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, what is your workplace drama? We had a cap
pull of stories.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Because I'm a teacher and at conferences, one of my
coworkers met a single dad, went out with him, and
then later that week because she saw him on another
date with another teacher that worked down the hall.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
This dad was.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Essentially making a date list from his child's parent teacher conferences.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, drama, here's I mean? This is pretty typical. Two
co workers making out in the parking lot. They are
both married. Do you remember the story? We work in
a building where we overlook. Our building is sixty stories high,
so the Space Nagle Studio sixty stories of gleaming glass
(02:18):
and steel, but the parking garage is only nine stories high.
So a few years ago there was a couple that
figured they would drive to the top of the parking
garage to make out because there's nobody else up there,
but people on like floor number ten could look out
and see them making out, and they were doing more
than making out in their car.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It's like, did you not realize people can see you?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What this one said? Yeah, two co workers weren't making
out in the parking lot. I'm in charge of my department,
but I have a micro manager whose office is in
hearing distance, and they always come out to redirect everything
we do, so I can't effectively do my job. That's
just that's not gossip or drama. That's just frustrat It's
just annoying period, all right, it is it's kat able
(03:04):
to be. I think we're gonna get right to this.
Jenny has now been. She was in a relationship for
about five years and she you've heard us talk about
it and it was very like serious and everything was,
you know, wonderful, and then you know, for whatever reason
and we don't know, it is no more. And it
happens in life. So it's it just it does happen
in life. But eventually you go, I'm ready to get
(03:26):
down and start doing my thing again. So Jenny, if
you're ready, Yeah, here comes a are you ready to
date again? Quiz?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh? Yeah, I have ten questions.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Really, you know this is good for anybody who's listening.
They are they yes or no questions?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Uh no, they're they're multiple choice.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay, got cha. Yeah, but does mean this will determine
whether you're ready to date again? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And this is the end all be all quiz.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Okay, so after this sounds good, then you'll know, all right, Jenny.
Number one, the thought of going on a date with
someone new makes you beyond ecstatic, somewhat intrigued, slightly queasy.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Pretty depressed. The second one, somewhat intrigued. Sure o, yeah,
better than I thought, all right? Number two? Slightly queasy.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
You think dating apps are really useful. They're a great
way to meet new people, fairly practical. They can help
you open your dating horizons. Kind of stupid who wants
to sit and write a profile?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Or truly awful? You'd never sign up?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
I mean I would say truly awful, but I can't
say I'd never sign up, So I guess the next
kind of stupid?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Who wants to sit and write? Okay? Got it? Number three?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
How often do you bring up your ex in daily
conversations one never out of sight, out of mind, not
very often.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I try to let the past be in the past.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Sometimes if the situation reminds me of him, or frequently
I constantly think about him, it's possible not to.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Probably only the sometimes I feel like the situation reminds
me of him.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Okay, all right, it's not looking good for you. Well, okay,
I know.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Or what would be your ideal scenario if you're out
on a date with someone new, that we hit it
off and have an absolutely fabulous time, that we get
along and don't have too many awkward pauses, that I
make it through the night without repeatingly comparing him to
my ex, or that we run into my ex who
then professes his love for me.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh my gosh, the.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
First take the last one. I want to run into
my ex who's like, I love you and I want
you best, especially.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
If you look great because you like dressed up for Yeah,
that's what I would want.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I would want to like be out with a super
hot guy and then like, also look fantastically change.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
But then your ex comes up to you, do you
want him to go I love you?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Well, I see that's taking it too far because that's
just awkward for everyone involves.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
All right, okay, well i'll keep your answer asist Number five.
Are you setting aside time for dating? Yes, I have
nights reserved just for dates if I can.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I try to stay open depending on my workload. Not really.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
If I'm free, great, but if not whatever, not at all,
it's not a not at all, not at all.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
All right, here we go. All right, we're all over
halfway done here. Number six.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Do you feel hopeful about the future when it comes
to finding someone new. Yes, I believe that he's out there.
I try to be hopeful, but sometimes it's hard. I'm
not very hopeful. No, it's never going to happen for me.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Honestly, i'd say not very hopeful.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Okay why why Yeah, good question, because I think dating
when I was younger and single was very different. Now
I'm thirty five, and truthfully, I think a lot of
the good people are gone.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah. Like, I agree with that, I really do.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
And I don't want a date a twenty seven year
old because we're not at the same place in life.
And I also want someone who is at the emotional
maturity level that I'm at. Solis, they're likely married.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
A lot of listen, A lot of them are past
their first marriage. They got married at twenty six, they're
married for three years. They decided they didn't like it,
so they got divorced. So now there's a lot of
single guys that are divorced. If you're okay with somebody
who's got a kid or two, are you okay with
somebody wh's got a kid or two?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
No, something as simple as that.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh well, I went all right.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Number seven, Jenny, are your friends or family encouraging you
to date again? Yes, it's great having their support. Yes,
but I feel a bit pressured. No, they don't bring
it up. No, they don't think I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I would say, no, they don't bring it up, even
though a couple people have like thrown some people in
my face, like, but that's not really an option.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
My friend Archie is still very interested in you. You
ask me to forward this dpic to you.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
The thing is, anytime Day brings up a man that
might be interested in me, I immediately suddenly am like, I
can't hear anything is Dave talking because I know whatever
it is is either a joke or the.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Man is just not Yeah, you're tired, all right?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Number eight, Are memories of your ex still at your place?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
I got rid of his belongings a while ago. Not really,
I put away most of the photos of the two
of us. Yes, I don't want to clear out everything,
or absolutely my place is filled with mementosus.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Oh yeah, that's no, gosh, everything's cleared out, besides things
that we're left behind that I'm now selling on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Number nine. How often do you cry about your past relationship? Never?
I'm over it.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Once in a while, I get a little sentimental if
I see something that reminds me of them. At least
once a week I'm still getting used to the new normal.
Or almost every day. Once week okay, once week, Okay,
that's sorry. Last question. Your friend wants to set you
up with her cute and funny coworker. You are super
excited and start planning the date. Are a little interested,
(08:37):
but want to know many more details about this person.
Aren't really into it, but are at least glad your
friend thought of you.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Aren't interested at all? Not a chance. Probably the second one,
all right, I want to know the dates. Okay, Jenny, we.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Have a score for you minute. But if you just
turn your radio on. This is a quiz to see
whether you're ready to date again, and we'll put this
up online and we'll give you a link so you
can go take it yourself.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Yeah, it says you're not truly ready to date again,
But the good news is that there are ways to
help you reach this goal. Since you're not making a
real effort to meet new people, it's clear that you're
still dealing with the.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Loss of your ex new life.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Getting over a past relationship it's never easy, and while
you're still.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Healing, you should be proud of the progress you've made.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
It's not easy to move on, but each day you're
getting stronger and more confident to take on the future.
It's not healthy to compare all potential partners to your ex.
In order to be truly ready to date again, it's
important to look back at this past relationship to determine
what you did and didn't like. In fact, you should
view this past relationship under a more critical lens so
that you can prioritize what you'd like in your next You're.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Not quite ready. Not quite Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I kind of assumed, yeah, it would be that way,
but I honestly the way I answered that I thought
I would say, like, you're sort of ready, go dip
your toes in a little to what I was going.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
To get that you're not ready. They literally just said,
like no period.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
But hey, you took a quiz about it, and that's
the first step.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It is you're willing to even have an open mind
about it. Okay, Archie is on the phone. He wants
to talk to Yeah, really, Okay. Let's do a Winning
Song Wednesday on KTWB And basically this is where we
all bring a song and we ask you to vote
for your favorite song. We have a little fun with
this one, and then you pick your favorite song. You
call in to vote for it at six, five, one,
(10:20):
nine eight nine KTWB and we play that actual song.
So let's get started. This one I kind of forgot about,
but I came up on my phone. It's Nellie, this
is my song on Winning Song Wednesday. If you want
to hear the whole song, you would call in vote
for Dave's song. Jenny, what do you got?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I went with one of my favorite artists of all time.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It's a three or five.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Let me let me rub that Hina ahead of us.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay, Bailey, what's your song today.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
I'm starting off Pride month with a bang with Lady
Gag got born this way.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I vote for Bailey.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
That's not how it works, Jenny, you can't vote.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Okay. What is your song today?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I don't know how it came up on the show,
but I wrote it down fun.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
We are young. Let's get to the phones and see
which song we should play? The entire song? Hello, Katie
would be hi? Who is this? Hi?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
This is Martha?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Martha? Who do you want to play? Whose song?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It was a tough one today, but I gotta go, Dave.
I want to hear Nellie.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, thank you, appreciate, have a good day. Thank you,
bye bye, Katie. Wud be Hi? Who is this?
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (11:38):
This is Alexandra?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Alexandra? What song you're voting for?
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Day?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Around here?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well it never gets on the radio anymore. I saw
the other day and I'm like, oh, we gotta play
this one. Hello, Katie, would be Hi, who's this Ben?
Who do you want to vote for?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Happy Pride?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
I'm voting for Bailey, yesdays.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Thank you, Ben, katiewb Hi, who did you want to
vote for?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I want to vote for Jenny?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Okay, all right, thank you Katie, w B. Hi, what's
your name?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
This is page page. Who do you want to vote for?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
I want to have to vote for Dave. Congrat Dave.
It feels only right. It is your anniversary today, thirty
two years of the day in the morning show.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
You just just.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Give me any presents or anything.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
No, I didn't know it was a special day.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
And thirty said thirty two years isn't really like a staple,
not a landmark?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Is that the paper anniversary?
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Paper?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Crane anniversary, the paper?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Let's see, do we have time to play the song?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Now?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
We come back, come back and do it.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
We'll come back. We'll play the winning song Wednesday song
coming up next on Katie w BE Just a reminder
really quick, Jenny and I are going to be at
Cub Foods in Burnsville on Friday from one until three.
So come after your lunch hour, come on your way
home from work, whatever you doing, bring the kids by.
We're giveaway Halsey tickets, We're giving away Cub Foods gift cards.
Kind of hanging out there at the Cub Foods for
their grand reopening at their flagship store in Burnsville this
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Friday from one until three and We'll be right back
with the winning song on Winning Song Wednesday on KDWB.
KDWB Nelly for the first time in a long time
here on KDWB it was the song on winning Song Wednesday.
It's a big day today.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Not only is it National Old Maid's Day, National Hug
your Cat Day, but it's also Nicholas's sixteenth birthday. Today.
They're on the way to school and listening with mom
or mom and dad or maybe dad, I'm not really sure,
but happy sixteenth birthday, Nicholas. When you get home today
from school, something special, a brand new Nintendo switch to
(13:49):
made that up. They are not available anywhere. I mean
they go on sale today. You ain't gonna find one.
You'll find this is what will happen. You'll buy a
Nintendo switch off of eBay and you'll get it, and
it'll be you a picture of a Nintendo switch. Have
you heard of scams like that before?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Yeah, when it's just a picture of the thing instead
of the actual thing. Like somebody I saw someone post
like that they bought this big bow to put on
the front of their house for Christmas, and it was
just a picture of.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
A house with a ball on it.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
And it was like on a huge canvas and they're like,
this isn't what I wanted?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Or I had a friend I bought a Christmas gift
for they really wanted a switch I don't know how
many years ago. So I literally got a Nintendo switchbox
I think my sister's and then in it I got
a small little light switch from five below and I
was like, it was.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh, that's awful. How many parents have done that? Are
the kid? It's like, oh God, I want a PS five.
So you open it up and somebody wrote on a
piece of paper PS fives By birthday, Nicholas, and thank
you for listening to kd w B.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Jenny's been on Reddit fitnish the sprays for me what
happens in Vegas but not always, And I have the
stories of what has not stayed in Vegas from a
bunch of people on Reddit that got crazy all right.
First off, the bride, her maid of honor, and three
bridesmaids all went on a trip to Vegas. Well, one
of the three bridesmaids let it slip. At the bride,
(15:13):
the maid of the honor, and one of the bridesmaids
all had sex with guys they met there. The wedding
was called off and the maid of honors marriage ended.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
No, so the bride, the maid of honor, and one
of the brideswa the.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Other bridesmaids veas.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I have heard that that's more common than you think,
because Vegas is a haven. Is a haven or a maven,
I'm not really sure it's a haven. It's a plate
hotspot harem for people who are single, ready to mingle,
that go out to the clubs, to go to the
club at the Bloggio, meet some guy from Detroit. It's harmless.
You're never going to see a mean you. Nobody's ever
(15:49):
going to find out until they do.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Also, a haven or maven whatever it is, for bachelor
and bachelorette parties, and those are people's like last hurrahs
im at a bachelor party the last I was there
and we literally partied with them all day and like,
I mean, nobody did anything wrong in my situation, but yeah,
it's definitely, you know, like people doing their last row,
all right. Next one I knew someone who got really
(16:14):
drunk at a bar. This woman she walked up to
a guy and asked if he wanted to get married.
He replied with something along the lines of sure, they
went and got hitched. When they sobered up the next morning,
they decided that since they're already married, they should make
a go of it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
And they've been together now for a decade.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Wow, so that's what happened. Wow.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
So I was twenty three and in Vegas for a
weekend with some friends. A buddy of mine hooked up
with a girl who was there for her friend's bachelorette party.
I guess he didn't use a condom because he got
a lovely call a year later, and I guess she is.
So she's still at his number, but she was in
a relationship with someone, and so she hadn't said anything
(16:53):
because she had had a boyfriend at the time, but
not anymore.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
They had a DNA test done.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
It was his. He's still paying wild support for that child.
Not together, nothing like that. Okay, this one is a spiced,
juicy gross. At the same time, a buddy of mine
had his bachelor party in Vegas and he hooked up
with a stripper. That it's his bachelor party, mind you.
Then he hooked up with another stripper the next night. Well,
(17:20):
one of the guys on the trip was his fiance's brother.
So when they get back, the brother's like, yo, hope
you had fun, but you know, like you gotta tell you.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
My sister what you did.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
He didn't, And so the brother eventually told the fiance
what happened. She still married him, and I'm sure you
can guess what happened in that marriage.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Nothing good, nothing good.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
He just kept cheating on her and eventually they did
get a divorce. Yeah, stories of what happens in Vegas
doesn't always stay in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Aren't Who cheats a stripper?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
I think that that's probably pretty common as well. Our
last one a guy I used to work with. He
just didn't show up to work one day, disappeared and
heard that he had gone Vegas. So one of the
co workers they google searched him. In Loan bow Hold,
there's an article about him. He won on a robbery spree,
mugged a couple of people on the strip and got arrested.
(18:13):
And it turns out that he was dating one of
the managers at the restaurant, so tole her car and
that's how he drove to Vegas and did all of that.
And so, yeah, they still have no idea what caused
him to go a little bit crazy because apparently he wasn't.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
That wasn't his normal. Every day the energy of Vegas
went to Vegas and went a little bit crazy. But there,
Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Like Crazy Place or STDs or the STDs.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Jenny, Dave, what why did you say data?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
You used to live there? Word association?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
You know?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I I think STDs.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Okay, I'm going to say a name. You say the
first name that comes to mind, Dave, Fryan st I
put the D in st st. Okay, thank you, Jenny.
I think we'll be right back on KWB. It is
National Cheese Day and so we're gonna list the because
we are big into cheese here in Minnesota, but especially Wisconsin,
America's dairyland. Yeah, and we're gonna list the top ten cheeses.
(19:15):
Why not. We'll do it next on KDWB. Hey quick
shout out shout out for Ryland, who is graduating from
Spring Lake Park High School CASS at twenty twenty five.
I think they're the Panthers. Pretty sure they are the Panthers.
We are proud of you and all you've accomplished. Also
a big shout of my daughter, Haley and Scarlett for
(19:35):
wrapping up another great school year. Thank you for helping
us celebrate these amazing kids from Amanda. So thank you, Amanda,
and congratulations to Ryland and Haley and Scarlett's graduation. Is
it graduation day today? Or when is graduation?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Think everybody's graduation is different. I don't think it's just day.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
They're not to believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Today Mounts Views a few mustangs.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Name is school? I'll tell you the mascot.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Okay, Irondale Nights okay, andover.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
The fighting mushrooms, the fighting mushrooms, chant Louis Park, Parker's
Park Park Pirates, Pirates, pirates.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
I don't know the Actually I think that's Forest Lake Rangers. Yes, okay, good,
give me no one. Why is that a Trojans Okay
Anoka Tornadoes, Yeah, that's correct, Kun Rapids.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Cardinal Blaine Bengal Okay, all right, Danelas Park is the Orioles?
Oh dang, you were wrong? And also and Ver's the
huskies not the mushrooms. But you know you guess they changed.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Didn't hear that?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
No they didn't. They don't even play.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
They were going to go with fighting air fresheners, but
they went with fighting mushrooms instead.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
I remember when the principal of Andover High School came
to the middle school to ask us what the mascot
should be when they were building Andover High School, and
we were saying the ard varks, but they like, how seasons.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Can I go back for a second, who is the mushrooms?
And yeah, like the hallucinogenic ones or yeah, the hallucinogenic ones.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well, I don't know that for sure. When chan Hassen
High School, they're the storm. When they were being built,
they did a big thing, what do you think that
the mascot should be? And draw a picture? And I
said the Fighting Pike, which I thought would be a
really cool because there used to be a roller hockey
team in Minnesota called the Fighting Pike and I thought
that was the best badass name since the thunder Bay
(21:31):
Whiskey Jacks. And they did not go for Fighting Pike.
And I drew a picture of a pike with a
football helmet on it.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Fish right, Yeah, but he was angry.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
He was angry.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Thing I've ever heard is that you actually submitted to
this mascot.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I'm a member of the community, idea.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
What's Centennial High School?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Trojans?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Still water ponies okay, all Holy Angels, Catholics, Hill Murray.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
The Catholic Aflics. Yeah, Catholic, Phil Murray, snow Devils, Shiner,
the Angel, Mounts Park Academy, Mounds Park Academy Mustangs. Okay
about I don't know I'm making these? You know you're
making them.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Even if you had a list in front of you,
you could verify my results.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I could, but I don't have a list.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Of jimme Farmington, Farmington, cannon falls cannon balls? What about
little falls?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Your mom?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You best one?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Which one cannon balls are your mom?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Both?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Okay? National Cheese Day. Here are our top ten according
to the USD YANG and to count them down, Number ten,
Colby Jack, Monterey Jack tied at number ten, Number nine,
American number eight, brick cheese, which I didn't know was
a variety more of a shape, but okay, Blue cheese
at number seven, Monster at number six, Caeso anything Hispanic
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cheese at number five, Swiss cheese at number six, cream
cheese at number three that I'm gonna mixed up ye,
Swiss cheese at number four. There we go cream cheese
at number three, sheddar at number two? What did I miss?
What's the number one cheese? And all the land Swiss? No,
we already said scratch white American. When I say it,
(23:16):
you're gonna go, of course, uh Blue, I'll tell you
at the end of the cheese.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
What's happened? Hey? Hey, it's a girl. What the girl? Jenny? Well, Gartina?
What's happening? What's up? Day? What's up?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Fallon? Hey?
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's about that time. Time to
tell you about my favorite cheeses. Now, let's it up, everybody, Hey,
let's go. I like Gouda, I like breathe.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
I like Nato cheese lathered on me, leather on me,
lather on me.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I liked Beta, I like Provolone.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Lives in my.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Dreams, lives in my dreams. It lives in my dreams.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Gorganzola and then ricotta, cheddar cheddar cheddar chetta and baratta.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
Give me cheese with it, every meal with it. Oh,
my ladies, let me see it, eat a feast of it.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
You can't do it like me. I'm from with Tho.
Speaker 9 (24:24):
I eat so much cheese.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I want everyone to know what's happened? What's up? Got
my tummy fied up? What's happened? What's up? Cheese up
in my gut?
Speaker 8 (24:33):
I eat COVARTI I mom monster and twists at the party.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
I'm bloated on the floor.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
But you know what, bona eat more.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
I like kuda, I like breathe. I like nacho cheese
lathered on me, lather on MEY, lather on me. I
like fetta.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I like cream.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
Provolone lives in my dreams, lives in that dream. He
lives in that dream.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
He gets played once a year on National Cheese Day,
number one cheese.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Shout out to my hype girl, Tina.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
She did great a what with the number one cheese mozzarella?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Oh yeah, now I feel like all yesterday.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Nobody cares Bailey, thank you for here's an idea. When
you think of something to say, No, how about that?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I can tell it's over Bailey, today, today, today, today,
you haven't been paying attention. I'm gonna call my mom
to come pick me up.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Great, I'll call her for you. Dave's dirt next, won't
touch Dave's dirt on KD W B. Well, let's see
what we got Brought You by six one two, Injured
Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law and the movie Back to
the Future one of the top ten movies ever made.
There's a guitar scene where Michael J. Fox goes back
to nineteen fifty five and he pulls out a guitar
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and he's like jams on stage with the band during
the enchantment under the Seed dance, and they look at
him and they go, what are you doing now? He
actually knew how to play guitar, but he didn't play
that part. But the guitar isle was stolen and it's
been missing for forty years. So now other people who
(26:23):
are in the movie want to get the guitar back.
They're begging to find the lost guitar. All right, Michael J.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Fox me as Martin would fly, we get Tom's in here.
I played Loara McFly and Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
We need you help. We are on the lookout for
a missing guitar.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
We're I going to find the guitar and I played
the Max the Future.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
No one's seen that guitar since nineteen eighty five, and
we need to.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Find it in somewhere.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Washington's based on Continuum or it's in some teamster's garage.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
This guitar has been lost to the future.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
If you know where it is, if you know who
has a calls Texas, I'm sorry. I'm afraid you're just
too darn loud.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
So in other words, somebody stole this guitar forty years
ago from the set, probably a stage hand or somebody
walked off with at the gaffer. You know, it's always
the freaking guy. So they walk off with this and
now they have it. But you can't really take it
out and sell it because then you have to admit stole.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Well.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, it's kind of like when some rock star gets
their famous guitar stolen, and it's happened many times over
the years. I think the Beatles had several guitars stolen,
but you can't really pull it out and go, yeah,
this is George Harrison's guitar from nineteen sixty five, because
they'd be like, all right, you stole this. No, I
want to know why they're looking for it now, Like,
(27:45):
what's forty anniversaries tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Oh forty Okay, I see, I get it, all right,
I understand.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Dolly Parton turned down an invite to appear on Megan
Markle's show. So here's a celebrity commentator, Kinsey claiming Dolly's
didn't want to get involved in the whole thing and
heard her reputation.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Her team was livid because no, they don't want to
risk Dolly's epic Q score her popularity by associating with
Megan Markle. And they knew that this ask was just
to give Megan Markle credibility.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
When I said some love to jessej First of all,
Jesse Jay's an icon, made this song, great song, but
she just announced yesterday night that she has breast cancer
early stages of breast cancer. She said she found out
The quote says, I'm highlighting the word early. Cancer sucks
in any form, but I'm holding on to the word early.
I have been in and out of test throughout this
whole period. And she says she's going to disappear for
(28:41):
a bit after I think she's a concert.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Coming up soon. Yeah so, but rightfully so set it
out of love to her.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Well, I'm a little bit upset, and I think Jenny
will be a little bit upset as well, because apparently
next week album sales are released and Jenny and I
have high hope for Miley Cyrus's album Something Beautiful. It's
pace towards forty five thousand debut, which I think is
a good thing. But because Taylor Swift like bought all
(29:08):
of her music back now, reputation is streaming a bunch
this week and might also sell forty.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Five thousand this week.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
And I'm a little annoyed because girl, you had your
moment what And I thought Miley and Taylor were friends,
and it doesn't seem like a very friendly thing, like, oh,
you're you're almost coming out, I'm gonna buy all my
music back, like you knew what you were doing.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
I feel like in the past when Taylor, I think
when her documentary Over Tour came out, people literally changed
the release state of movies because they didn't want to
have to compete with Taylor Swift's state of her documentary
of her tour. So that's crazy, Dave. Imagine, so Carson's
in a relationship, he's engaged, he's about to get married, and.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I imagine that he is.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Imagine that he is, and he actually became really successful
in his career and he's a billionaire. But he comes
to you to be like, hey, dad, can I borrow
some money for my wedding? How would you feel?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Well, you know exactly how I'd feel. I'd be like,
you're a billionaire. I'm worth forty eight thousand dollars all told.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
So yeah, well, the billionaire messer beast has to ask
his mom for money, not because he doesn't obviously have
the money even though he's worth a billion dollars. It's
the fact that he doesn't actually have physical money. He
just reinvests everything, so he doesn't have the money to
pay for his wedding. Yeah, so he had to ask
his mom recently to help pay for his upcoming wedding
because everything's like in papers or invested somewhere. But I
(30:34):
just think that that's it's just funny. It's like you
can't pull some money out from something.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
From somewhere anywhere.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Like, I don't know, I'll never be that kind of
rich where everything's invested in different kinds of things.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I'll never understand that.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
How brilliant though, that somebody makes money and then knows
to reinvest in and reinvest in and reinvest in.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Well that's not for you people.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Well, that's how you do make that's how you become
that kind of a millionaire or billionaire.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
And also I did not realize he's only twenty seven, Matt.
It's wild that we keep reporting on him and he's
just like a YouTube person. But then that's like, you
know enough to be a super huge rich guy.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
All of the social media places that you can make
money off of, YouTube is the most lucrative. You can
make the most money off of YouTube. So if you
can make it on YouTube, you're going to be making.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
A lot of money.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Are on YouTube right now? We got seven viewers, seven
viewers Dave Ryan CD on YouTube. But watching these are
sounds from maybe your childhood that younger people will never hear.
Not going to play these and see event if you
recognize these. Here we go, that's supposed to be a
but what a fax machine? No, it's that sounds kind
(31:39):
of like one, yeah, target printer. It's not it's a
it says it's a floppy disc reader. Oh okay, I
guess they all kind of sound staying here we go.
The sounds like a door opening.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
To me. This sounds like my crush Alex Maine coming
on to to a messenger.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
And that's what that is, ready to flirt, to be
like well.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yep, the precursor to textings.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Why d Jenny b r B.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, we missed one. I'm gonna back it up a
little bit and play it for you again. Okay, okay, ready,
here we go. What was that?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
I haven't sound like it just happening like this sounds
like something to somebody was scraping something off the ground.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
It is a manual credit card reader. I'll play it
for you again. Here, check it out. Manual credit card reader.
It comes after this. Here we go, okay, to stick
your card in with a slip of paper and go
back and forth.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
I had to use that my first retail job, maybe
like twice before. Like anytime the credit card reader went down,
we'd have to use that.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
It sucked. I hated it.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
And now you hold your card up to that evil,
evil reader and it's like boom.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
If your card, you might use your phone hold your phone.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Up, yeah, or your Apple Watch too.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Next one, only because I think we talked about this recently,
is a dial up Yeah, dial up internet bad boom
And then it would go you've got mail someone.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Because most of us used AOL back in the day,
that was our internet service provider was AOL.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Still have an AOL account of.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
An all account. It's like a classic cars.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Like sixty seven dang MSN so kind of same deal.
She still account.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I like this one. This is a gender reveal at
thirty thousand feet with an airplane full of complete strangers,
and this couple decides they're going to do a gender reveal.
Let's listen in dear just.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
You already know you're on a flight to Paris. But
this isn't just any flight.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
In fact, this might be the first time in history
that someone finds out the gender of their baby somewhere
over the North.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Athletic and it's bois huge concrest to our lovely couple.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
And yes, of course we have a cake for everyone,
go forth, because no one should have what's to reveal?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
What she say? It's a boy, it's a boy.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
There's cake for everybody. I'm just confused. Why would you
choose to do this on a plane, because you're an intrusive,
narcissistic a hole. WHOA Seriously, It's like what if I'm
trying to take a nap. It's like, there, everybody gets
your burst, shut up and sit down.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Shut I want to be on one of those planes,
so where something crazy happens, like plunging to death.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Well, no, not that kind of crazy. I want to
still be alive.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
But last week we had a girl who there was
like some kind of delay and this girl came on
the microphone and sang a Disney song.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Oh so annoying.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Nobody wasn't bad, She wasn't bad.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I thought that was intrusive and rude. You want to
hear it? Yeah, no, no, she's they're on a delay. Yeah,
And she stands up and she gets the phone speaker,
microphone and sings a Disney song. And people were like,
audience was kind of split on this whole thing.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I know every.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
Side roll on the syme, and so maybe I can
roll with mine.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I can make us strong.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
I can leave with pride up set.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
It's like.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
The voice inside's a different song?
Speaker 5 (35:13):
What is wrong with me?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Can you imagine you have to sit there and try
to be polite while this girl is singing a Disney song?
That'd be so annoyed. Go ahead, I was gonna say.
The argument could be like they were delayed and she
was just trying to be entertaining. No, mm hmmm, I
don't know. And why would the airline again.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I guess it was like, oh, this is a cute thing,
but she's singing that song for a while two minutes,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
See, I would have been entertained, not after two hours
of sitting in that place, wait until like bordered whatever.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
I don't know how old she was, but it's just
a young girl trying to shine. I don't know, but
she is young.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
What if every jack hole the things they can sing,
then it's like, turn she wasn't bad'll come out.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Everyone would just put their headphones on and ignore the kid. Anyways.
If that's what really annoyed, I get.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Out the fire extinguish.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I would literally be filming it and be like, God,
this kid sucks.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
And then I'd posted to my Instagram story and I
put a pull up like do you think she was
good or null?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Some people did. Hey, shout out to Chloe on her
last day of school middle school. Here you come, love Mom,
Dad and Adrien. And also have one more little shout out.
Shout out my little sister who graduates from Highland Highland
High School in Saint Paul. So proud of her. She's
going to go to Norfolk State University to pursue new
nursing and a minor in social work. That's Christina, so
(36:38):
big school good for you.
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