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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got somebody on the phone here is going to
try to win on connections and this is for Wild tickets,
so it's a pretty big deal. Wild against the Dallas
Stars coming up in December eleventh at the g Spot.
Scott is on the phone. Scott, Welcome to the Dave
Ryan Show. I want to hear three things about you, Scott,
Three important, impressive things about you.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Scott.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Ready go, good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Not too impressive.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
But I like to knit.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I am an amateur bee keeper and I work in HR.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
That's all good, all.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Very interesting things. Those are like good hobbies. I thought
you're gonna be like, I love football.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Watch that's so cool. What an interesting person you are, Scott. Seriously,
I love that. I wish I could knit. That's so cool.
I mean, we would quiz him about this and ask
him to make us scarves and things like that. But
you probably get that a.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Lot, right, And I'm not graz I'm very slow.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
So so so you'll get us a scarf in like
a year, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Scott. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna get you.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, We're gonna get you the tickets right now for
the while they're gonna give you the for words and
you tell me what they have in common. Here we
go back, truck, short and door. What do you got, Scott?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You are pulling out all the stop.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
The answer is stop.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Stop, backstop, truck stop, shortstop, doorstop.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yes, he's a winner. Congratulation.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Good job, good job, Scott, Thank you very much. We'll
lot more wild tickets for you a little bit later
on on one on one point three KDBUB on the Day,
Ryan in the morning Show, I think it might be
time for the pot. I think it might be Yeah,
let's go ahead, new monsters the pot on KDEWB. What
is on your mind today?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
We need to normalize using the horn during rush hour. Honestly,
whenever you're on the road in general, your car horn, Yes,
your car horn. I'm so sick of passive aggressive Minnesota's
be like no, I don't want to blow the horn.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No, they put the horn in the car. I'm paying
for it. Honk that bee.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Okay. I think we just take it too personal around here.
Why because we're like, oh my god, they hate us now.
They hate us because I didn't go like the moment
it turned green and then you like sit and think
about it for ten minutes. So I think that's why
people are scared to use the horn, because you know
your reaction to when someone honks at you.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't care. I'll honk at you, bitch. We know
you will.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You're from Jersey, we get it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Dave.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
How often do you use your car horn?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Not often.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I like only to stop, Like when somebody's in front
of me and they're on their phone and I give
them a little tap tape.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Ye'll go, Blair.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
That would be a vaunt move Blair, Can I tell
you and friendly little tip tap.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
A lot of time I stir the pot and I
say things just to piss you off. I promise you
on everything. When I blow my horn, it's usually a.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I promise God you are not so many Minnesotans.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
They're bothering me drive correctly.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
And I know, okay, hold on a second. Are you
not the guy who says that you don't need to
turn right at a stop sign?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Because technically I do not. It's not like about disobeying
a traffic all by not turning right.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You miss that.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
About a year ago, I served the pot and I said,
when I'm turning right and there's a red light. I'll
wait until the light turns green because I can turn
on red.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I just don't. And everybody was passed. There were Reddit threads.
You can hope you.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That up though you don't really do that. I promise
you I definitely do. Okay, I don't believe it's in
a New Jersey thing because I don't believe him either,
because I think he's he's a sweet kid, but he
loves to stir the pot. But I think that it's
a New Jersey thing where it's like I watch a
lot of movies that take place in New York, New Jersey,
Connecticut or whatever, and they're all like, it's a cultural
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thing out there, whereas here in Minnesota, we don't use
our horns that way, and if you do, it's like
people look at it like what an a hole.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It's normalized. I love that Jenny and Dave are such
kind people, and Bailey kind of her. Where there's whenever
somebody's not doing traffic correctly or driving correctly, you guys
are like, oh, maybe they're having a bad day.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
No honk knk, bitch.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Right, I definitely assume you know what it depends. I'm
gonna be real honest with you. If it is a
guy in a large black truck that's got the like
the smoke billowing out of the diesel smoke stacks or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You've seen this guy, and a lot of the time
it's just a guy who needs a truck for work.
But once in a while it's a guy who's like,
I own the road. I have a large pickup truck.
It's got the quad cab. It's also got the balls
that hang underneath the trailer hit and I own the road.
And if you're in my way, that guy everybody else,
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I give him a break.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No, man, I'm honking hon k. That's what. That's what
about Car one is four man. It's in the car
for a reason.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Maybe if they don't want it to be as aggressive,
make a nicer sound, but it's there for a reason.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I wish that people could text in Our texting is
broken today. But if you disagree with font or you
agree with him, then you can send a text to
Katie WB one five through No.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No, we can't.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Sorry, not a habit, that's a bad You can send
a DM. You've got to send a DM, So send
a DM to Dave Ryan Show, and we'll uh and
we'll rest. Thank you for stirring the pot on Instagram.
Thank you all right, we'll be back in a second.
We're gonna do Talkback Tuesday. It is a Tuesday, so
we do like the talkback feature. We'd love to hear
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your answer on this one. You get the wishbone on Thanksgiving?
What do you wish for? More turkey, a nap, quiet,
everybody to leave the lottery. I mean, let's make it,
you know, let's let's make it something that's actually maybe
that could happen, Like, for.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Instance, on Facebook, Justina said that my uncle doesn't blow
up the bathroom again for me to clean up.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Okay, what do you wish for? If you get the
wishbone on Thanksgiving? What do you wish for? Sure you
wish for a million dollars? Okay, that's kind of boring
because that's just too easy. But what do you wish for?
Do you wish that everybody would leave early? Do you
wish that the Lions would win? Do you wish that
the Vikings would what do you wish for? Use the
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back feature, love to hear what you wish for and
if you get a chance to throw your name in there.
It's always fun to hear your name of what city
you live in. And we'll do that when we come
back on talk back Tuesday on Katie WB.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Her booty is almost as big as her heart. It's
Jenny The Dave Ryan Show on Katie WB.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
We were talking a minute ago about Vauns during the
pot and he said, do you know what, I want
to normalize the use of blowing your car horn? And
there's so many people that don't like this. Stir the pot.
Vont for example, Kelly says, are we really taking driving
advice from somebody from a state that doesn't even trust
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their people to pump their own gas?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I think it's a luxury ump your own gas in Jersey?
Do they? Jersey is the.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Only state in the country where you do not pump
your own gas. And I don't look at it is
they don't let us. I think it's a privilege that
I don't have to get out the car when it's
like twenty below and pump my own gas.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's true, Okay, there are some other people that that
don't like your advice. Vont that No, you definitely should
not normalize you using your horn and.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Somebody said, I don't hump my horn very often. The
other week I got completely cut off and I didn't
even honk it. Then why not, because that's how you
just enable people just continue in the treat to like
scum on the road.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You got to let people know that you're in charge.
Conconk conk.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Somebody did agree with you. They said they've blown out
their horn twice. That means they've laid on their horns
so many times it doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I don't even know it's possible at all.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Somebody else said that it's like like a illegal or
overuse of a horn is illegal in Minnesota. You can
get cited for it. Okay, good. I think that sometimes
if somebody pulls out right in front of you and
you're like almost hit them, you can go bur.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
And then it's justified.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
But any other time, no, Just know, if you're driving
to the Twin Cities and you hear somebody doing Morse
code on their horn, it's probably me nearby.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Oh my gosh, ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I promise you, all right, we're gonna do We're gonna
do a talkback Tuesday on Katie Widb just for fun.
You get the wishboat on Thanksgiving? What do you wish for?
Use the talkback feature and we'll see what you come
up with.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Here we go.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
I'd wish for every time that I would eat chili,
there will be no beans in it, whether if it's
at a friend's house or a restaurant or a free
food drive. No being my chili.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Please.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh I'm so on board that the last I just
made chili a couple of weeks ago, and I literally
made sure to find a recipe that only required like
one Cannabian. It's not like three different Cansabans, because I
can't stand that many beans.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
But here's another talk back.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Hey, I need to hear.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I wish that cousin nik Nichol will stop hitting up
the Hennessy bottle and thinking he's ll cool.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
J oh my gosh, here's another talk back.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I'm Healley Brown from Schaffer, Minnesota, and I always wish
people don't eat as much so I can have all
the leftovers.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh, that's a good take.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
It's always fake good one. I like that one.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
It's always fifty fifty because I don't want to be
I want leftovers to eat, but then I don't want
to be stuck with all the stuff in the fridge,
because then you got to play tetris move in all
the pans and stuff in your fridge.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
No, you're you're absolutely right, And then like four days
later you go, I'm not going to finish this green
bean cast roll that you throw it away. We read
a story earlier, and I think it's kind of worth
repeating if you didn't hear it. It's like when your
host wants to send you home with leftovers, the gracious
thing to do is to accept them, even if you
don't want them, because the host has already done a
(10:07):
lot of work. They don't want two leftover pumpkin pies.
They don't want a lot of leftover turkey. They don't
want this. So even if they so, if your aunt
Doris is like, you know what, take home a pumpkin
pie and take home this extra bowl of cool if
you go, ah, I don't know, no, no, be gracious
and take it because she don't want it. She's already
done her part by hosting. Take the stuff. If you
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don't want it, then feed it to the dog, feed it,
throw it away.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Whatever. So there's a little little tip for you that's
a good.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
One, and here's a couple more talkbacks.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Hey, this is Alex from Plymouth, Minnesota. When I get
the wishbone on Thanksgiving, I wish for money. That is
the first thing that I would wish for is money.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Okay, all right, all right, one more.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
The wishbone on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
What am I wishing for for a married guy who
hasn't had it in seven or eight years?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Fay?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Oh, yeah, I know, Dave. I know me joke and
I know you make jokes about like your wife Susan.
Please tell me that when I get married, there's not
gonna be a point where I go seven eight years
without getting one.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I will not guarantee you that guy. I can tell
you that I've known married couples. I knew a married
couple that had not had sex in twelve years, and
then she cheated on him, and he was like, I
want to have sex, and she's like, I don't want
to have sex with you, my husband, She said, touching
you makes.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
My skin crawl.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I just died.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
They got a divorce.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They've gotten a divorce since then, but they did not
touch each other in twelve years, slept in separate bedrooms.
And I'm like, I don't know even what to know
why you're still together. I knew somebody else who was like, Okay,
they admitted they had not had CX in two years,
and that also in a divorce. So I think if
you're not having any kind of sex, it's probably there's
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underlying issues. It's not just because you know my hurts
or you know the kids are home. There's other reasons
for it. But you know, what do I know? Okay,
here's another talk talk Back Tuesday. We got more let's
hear them what we got.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Hey, Hey, this is Laura Standover, Home of the Infamous
one time, and if I got the.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Wishbone at Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I would wish for the wolves to stop choking in
the fourth quarter.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
It.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, we got some people talkbacks on the talk on
talkback Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
What do you got? You take it on some Facebook?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
On Facebook posts, people said, and this is funny because
we just talked about me. Less aggressive, hostile, reckless drivers
on the road. Seems to be a trend going the
wrong way. Yeah, that's me guilty. Somebody else Savannah said
she if she got the wishbone, she would wish for
all her finances to be taken care of it'd be
so nice, right.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, this one comes from David. He says, I want
a new Vikings quarterback. That's what I would wish for.
And then Travis said, for all the dogs to find
deserving homes and yellow Starburst, also yellow Starburst to be
permanently discontinued. Oh dare you, Travis? Yellow starburs are delicious?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Orange or red?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
No, those two are like the worst. Yellow and pink
are the best.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Not true at all.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh, you've already threwd the pot once today.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
We can't do this, regged. Don't they true? But don't
they sell just Starburst in red? I think they do.
It's kind of like people, that's people's favorite color. I'm
gonna kind of go with the guy who says the
yellow starburst kinda. They're kind like the circus Peanuts of
the starburst world. Nobody really wants them, the whoppers of
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the starburst world. Have you got anything besides whoppers?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, then I think I'll probably just pass. So nobody
likes yellow Starburst. I gotta agree with that one, all right.
Coming up in a second, we're gonna cover. You can't
make this stuff up. They asked people. They said, what
do you have in common with your dog, and people
had answers that because we do what do we have
in coon and with our dog? And we're going to
talk about that coming up in a second on you
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can't make this stuff up on kd WB one on
one point three KDWB du.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Two four.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Call me crazy, but you're not that introverted if you're
walking up to strangers and smelling their crotch. But let
me explain what I'm talking about here. A new pole
found that people describe themselves as introverts are much more
likely to think their dog is an introvert. To seventy
four percent of dog owners think their pup has a
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similar personality to them in key ways, dar like energy levels,
social habits, and how emotional they are. So introverts are
more likely to say their dog is shy and cautious
and quiet. Extroverts are twice as likely to say their
dog has an outgoing personality. With my dog Josie, Josie
was very outgoing, loved p people love dogs, and I'm
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more of an introvert. But my dog Bernie, he's very shy,
he's very cautious, but he loves people. So here's other
things that people think they share with their dog. You're
both friendly. Sixty five percent of people agreed that yes,
they and their dog are both friendly affectionate. Half of
dog owners think that dog and them are both affectionate, energetic,
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easy going, and and dependent. Are other traits that we
think we share with our dog.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
So as a dog watcher, I watch so many different
dogs throughout the last couple of years, and obviously I've
gotten to know some of the owners because I watch
certain dogs pretty often. And I do think that a
dog's personality reflects the owner pretty accurately.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Like one of my very.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Favorite dogs, his name is Blue, and he is the
best and I love his owner. They're just both chill, awesome,
cool people slash dogs, and I feel like, sometimes, yes,
the dog takes on personality I'm an owner, because I've
also watched very anxious dogs, and those are like the
helicopter owners where they're like, oh, but they need this
and they need that and blah blah blah, And I'm like, Okay,
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you're making your dog a little bit more anxious or
is the dog truly anxious?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Like that's a really good point because I think that
with Bernie, we're both pretty chill people. Susan and I
we're both pretty chill, and we don't stress, and we
don't you know, we don't outwardly get emotional. And Bernie's
just chill. Yeah, he's just And it's so funny because
we're in Omaha. We're on our way to Colorado for Thanksgiving,
and we didn't want to drive all the way, so
we stayed in Omaha last night and Bernie for the
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first time, snapt up on the bed with us, and
that dog he laid down in one spot all night,
did not move all night. It must be nice, like, ah, buddy, yeah,
does they have to sleep on the bed with you?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Not all the time, just sometimes when we just happen
to fall asleep and she's already in the bed. But
that girl, sometimes she just has to walk around to
find a spot. But she'll never find a spot and
meet Alyssa. My girlfriend will be like a, well, figure
it out to walk on us.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
She'll step on like our thigh or like our ankle.
I'm like, girl, please, that's.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
So true to say to a talk hey, figure.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It out, literally, I promise you. We say it to
her like three times a day. In other you can't
make this stuff up. It's not a happy story, but
it definitely deserves a mention. There's a guy named Bert Meyer,
and he passed away. He was ninety nine years old.
Bert Meyer is a name that you don't know, but
you know what Bert invented. He invented the light bright,
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rock Em, sock eem Robots, Wow, Toss Across, and Mousetrap.
And if you had any of these games when you
were a kid, and they're still making I think probably
all of these. I know that Carson had a rock'em,
sockem robot, Alison had a light bright. We don't think
we ever had a Toss Across. I never really thought
that was like a really super fun game. But mouse Trap,
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I think I wore out my first mouse Trap game
and broke some of the pieces because I was a
little kid, and then bought my brand new mouse Trap game,
which the game is not that fun to play. It's
setting up the mouse trap and then cranking the wheel. Anyway,
he was ninety nine years old. His name was Burt Meyer.
I don't know how one person can invent so many amazing,
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like legendary games, but I wanted to mention him because
I think we've all been touched by his work. We'll
be back with Dave's Dirt. What's it coming up on
the dirt in just a second here, Jennifer, Well.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
We're going to talk about a celebrity who it's really
unfortunate because whether they were drugged at the bar or
whether they took some substances of themselves. There is a
video circulating of this person being taken out of a
hotel bar where they basically have no control over their body.
They're like falling out of a wheelchair. So we're going
to cover who that was and what all went down
with that on Dave's Dirt.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Coming up next on Dave's Dirt on one to one
point three KDWD. One of the things we do every
year we've done for many many years on KATIEWB is
chrismass wish and if you know what it is, you know,
And if you don't know what it is, I'll just
tell you really quick. Basically, we find people who are
slipping through the cracks and they're not on you know,
programs or assistants necessarily, there's no GoFundMe. They're just people
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that are struggling to make ends meet and we want
to just make it a little bit easier, make it
more fun, and take some of the pressure off. You
can we fix everything. Is this the end of them struggling?
Probably not, but it's Christmas Wish. So we want to
load their cupboard and their pantry and their fridge up
with things from cub and their closets and their shelves
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with things from Target, and fill their gas tank up
with gift cards from holiday station stores and money and
buying toys and things like that with the help of
Treasure Island Resort and casino and so Christmas Wish basically
helps people who are just for whatever reason struggling. Maybe
they're just like, you know, one of them's not working,
or maybe they just lost somebody in their family. There's
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some expenses, and you know, I got one yesterday. I
was talking to somebody who wants a van. They're like, yeah,
they got a bunch of kids, they got a haul
around and they don't They're taking ubers because they don't
have transportation. I'm like, yikes, that's got to be really expensive.
So I thought, we don't normally have like the money
to do a van, but I'm going to throw this
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out there. If you are a car dealership and you
have a van, probably not like a giant van, but
like a mini van ish kind of a thing, will
you reach out to us? Will you send me an
email to Dave Ryan at KTWB dot com and let
us know. Maybe you're working a used car lot and
you're like, Okay, we got this eight thousand dollars van.
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We're more than happy to donate this van. It's probably
got a good another forty fifty thousand miles on it.
We can help out this family because normally a van
is a little bit too much of an expenditure for
a Christmas wish. But then I said to the person
I was talking to last night who's making the wish,
I said, you know what, we can try. We'll throw
it out there. So if you work at a car dealership,
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or you work at a shop, or you have a
van that you'd just you know what, you just want
to get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Here's a family that can really use it. Reach out.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Will you send me an email to Ryan Show at
KATIWB dot com. Maybe take this into the meeting today,
Maybe get a meeting over at to Miller Chevrolet. I'm
not going to pick on Miller Chevrolet. But wouldn't that
be cool if they? Or what's the one that says
the only thing we overlook is six ninety four?
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Who is?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Who are those guys? The only thing we overlook is
six ninety four. They're on the radio all the time,
White Bear, White Bears.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I like Walls, Maza A Lot Walls or Masa is
a great one too, So yeah, they might be able
to help out.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Okay, So anyway, I don't want to spend too much
time on this, but if you can help us out,
let us know Christmas will just send your eels into
our a go online KTWB dot com, slash wish nominate, donate.
We're going to grant the first one next week Monday
on katiewb.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
And just so you know, we wouldn't be able to
do it without obviously the help from you who has
been donating things money, whatever it might be, but also
Treasure Island Resort and Casino and Choice Bank. It's all
presented by them, and then it's also powered by Holiday
Station Stores and Youth Link, So shout out to them
for helping us out every year.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Okay, I'm looking up the only thing we all overlooked
is six ninety four.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, which one is it?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
We overlook is six ninety four. I should know this one.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I know we hear it all the time, but I
am drawing it like the time. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Okay, well somebody will know. Yeah, anyway, you also wanted
to mention I did. Is super Fitch. She's taking a
bunch of people out to the gym today. And you
can still sign up for fit Club.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
If you're like in vacation mode already and you're not
really working even though you're supposed to be working, but
you're like, and you know what, I'm going to go
to a one pm fit class today, come on over.
You can sign up on my Instagram story. It is
called fit Club, but it takes place at Flight in
Saint Louis Park, which is a staremaster and string training gym,
so we do on.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Both and it's fifty minutes.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
It's a free class and I have some spots open still,
So if you want to sign up, if you're available
to come today at one pm, just go to my
Instagram story.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I have a link right there.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
You just have to fill out like your name, your
phone number, and your email or something. So at Jenny
katiewb click out my story and there's a link you
can sign up there and I will email to let
you know if you got in, because I've still got it.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I think, very cool. Five spots open, Dave. Very cool. Yeah, Von,
you're just arguing me now.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Because now I'm trying to figure out who is it
that or what is that that says the only thing
we overlook and the text messages are down there.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
I was going to say, we all know if somebody
is texting us and giving us the answer, but we
can't get into our texts.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
Stuck on me. Now, somebody dmos on Instagram did tell
us what it is? All right if you texting is down,
so just send us a DM on Dave Ryan that show.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
We'll have it by the end of the dirt. Let's
do the dirt right now on KATWB. Now the news
that has Hollywood dogging Dave's start on Katie WB. I
thought it was kind of a fun story. Is celebrities
that give us the ick? And Katy Perry actually tops
the list, which doesn't really surprise me that these are
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cringe worthy celebrities. Katy Perry is at number one. Chris
Pratt is number two, Jared Letto at Leita Leto is three,
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I used to like them, but they just seem weird.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Now this person says, I'm not supposed to say Taylor Swift,
but everything about her feels so fake to me. I
think that Taylor is wonderful, but I think that Taylor
is under a lot of pressure to be wonderful, and
I think that Taylor does have to be a little
bit fake when she probably wants to take off her
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tight shoes, She's probably got a big gas bubble in
her belly, and she just can't really be herself because
she's got to be Taylor Swift. She's like America's royalty.
So she is a little bit fake. But I mean,
I will you expect her to be that person? Justin Timberlake,
somebody said, yeah, I used to love him, but now
he gives me he's cringe worthy. The Dui, the Ruined
World tour, and the tiny moose knuckle. It's all too much.
(25:16):
I don't know what they're referring to. I know what
a moose knuckle is, but I don't know what that
event was. Drake started beating, then lawyering up when his
ass got handed to him. Just take the yell man
another one, Gwyneth Paltrow a certain candle scent. Need I
say more? And finally Benson Boone, it's that dang mustache
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and the half unbuttoned shirt. Benson Boone is cringeworthy. I
found out it's Luther Brookdale Mazda. The only thing we overlooked. Sorry,
and I know that I've heard that commercial. Love those guys.
We've heard that commercial million times. Luther Brookdale Mazda. Let's
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get a van from you guys to put you on
the spot. That's that's how it all came out, all right,
Thank you very much, Benny Dirt.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Today Next week where I Carrie's famous Christmas song Christmas
it will enter the Billboard Hot one hundred because it's
currently at number eleven right now, and it's a classic
from nineteen ninety four. But we're getting into that Christmas
spirits and I think everyone's going to start playing it
a bunch, which means that it ends up in the
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top ten in the Billboard Hot one hundred, which is
just it's so funny to know that a song from
nineteen ninety four is still tops of charts at Christmas
time because we've had this discussion before where there really
hasn't been a ton of like great new Christmas songs. Nope,
Dave did one with I think you recorded it with
Chris Hockey or you had Chris Hockey and Carrie Noble
record it, and you were like, we need a new
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Christmas song, and you wrote it up and everything, and
you sang it and you were like, eh, we need
like actually good singers to sing it, so we had
them do it.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
But then you were like, it.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Wasn't the best Christmas song, so we don't really play
that one.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
But it's not true, Like I mean, I love Kelly
Clarkson's like, no, I'm forgetting it.
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
The Christmas Tree its.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Yeah, it's around. It's not rocking. That's a different beautiful And.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Here I staid rocking around the Christmas Tree.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
That's Brenda Lee another song from like the twenties, David.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I knew that one.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
But every time I've gotten in the car, mind you
and I've turned cool and to wait on I swear
to God, it's like the universe telling me something that
maybe I missed Dave while I was in Morocco because
it plays sleigh bells. Right, that's your favorite song, Dame
slay Right, that's what I meant, Slay Ride. That's the
song A song, Yeah every time.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It is the most joyous Christmas song.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
And if you if you ever played in a band
or orchestra, it's you just got to appreciate how complex
and difficult that song is to play because the parts,
and back then they didn't record it like you know,
with like one take or like a multi track or whatever.
They hung one microphone over the band and they said one, two, three, four,
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and that's how they did it. There was no I
mean seriously, if you are, if you were in band
or orchestra you play music, listen to that song.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Holy buckets.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's so complicated and just the different takes and instruments
that do it.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
One of the reasons I love that song.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Speaking of I know It's a way away will remind you.
December fourteenth will be on Christmas Cool One Owaight. We'll
be on for like a couple of hours playing obviously
some of the best Christmas music, So that's something to
look forward to.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Yeah, you can listen on the free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
To the guaranteed human.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
There's a big pharma billionaire from India that paid j
Lo two million Smackaroo and he used to perform at
his daughter's wedding reception, and of course Jlo sang, you know,
some of her biggest hits.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I said this earlier.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
J Loo's never impressed me, as I'll be honest or
more or as an actress.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
She's a pretty good performer.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
And I say that in the sense that I saw
her like eight years ago now, but she really does.
She dances, she brings people up on stage, she does
a little life sexy to Depp dance thing with some
lucky crowd member, and so I do think that she
puts out. She's kind of like the female version of
pit Bull. Is Pipull's music that great? I mean, I
(29:23):
would argue, yes, but some people think that it's all
sounds the same. But he's a great performer, whereas like Jlo,
I think also her music isn't anything fantastic, but they're bops.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
You know, It's like, who I disagree?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
I still think Pitbull's got many, many, many more bangers.
How often do you hear a pit Bull song on
katw B At least maybe I would say once, maybe
twice a day, Jlo.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Never, Well, we should play more, Jlo, we talk to
the boss.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
We want to if I never hear Jenny from the
Block again, or I'm dare you from one of the
most insincere, pretentious artists ever, I'm not really Yeah, I'm
fine with one.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
One no.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
No.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
When I was in Morocco, it'spen twelve years, go ahead,
go ahead with your Morocco.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
I just had to say one fash.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Like, oh, when I was in Morocco, I was there.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I haven't said a single story today, so let me
have this one. When someone would look at my passport
and see that my name was Jennifer, they look up
at me and they'd be like, oh, like.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Jennifer Lopez, and I was like, yeah, sure, I.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Go to Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
I was like literally anyone who found out my name
was Jennifer. Then they started calling me Jennifer Lopez and
I was like, okay, can I also.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Say about this JLO story?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
So the pharm a billionaire paid two million, but the
wealthiest man in India about a year ago, paid a
Rihanna six million to perform for a private performance, and
then another ten million for Bieber to sing a half
dozen hits during the wedding weekend, and that goes to
show to prove my point, Jaylo.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Is the cheapest one out of all of them. Yeah,
so because she's not a big deal.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Any way, you can have Jlo do a cameo for
six fifty. So that's six dollars and fifty cents. So
if you want Jaylo to wish year, that's a liar.
And get Jaylo to do a cameo six dollars and
fifty cents. I mean, Vaunt is seven to fifty, So
that should tell you something. Justin, Bieber twelve years ago
was caught peen in a restaurant mop bucket. Do you
remember the video? There was like a video of him
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like peen in a restaurant mop bucket. And now he's
whipping it out again, you guys. This time at least
he's outdoors. He was photographed for leaving himself on a
golf course in Palm Springs, California, on Sunday. Now, that
is a misdemeanor in California and it can result in
one thousand dollars fine or up to six months in jail.
But there's no word where he was playing, and it
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might not have been a public golf course. If it's private,
I guess then it's a different story. It's up to
the owner. I don't know, but I give Justin a
total pass for peeing on the golf course. It's first
of all, you can find a shrub or a bush
or something to hide behind.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
He's just peeing.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
He probably didn't have a little justin visible, and he's
just he's got to go. Sometimes you know, you're on
the third hole and you gotta go, and the toilet's
not until the eighth hole.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
What are you gonna do? Run to the eighth hole
and pee and come back?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
No, right, I used to fully agree.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Last time I went golfing with my family, my sister
went and ran in a bush and I took a
video over running out, and I was like, what.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Do you think she's doing?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
And of course I posted it on Instagram. I had
to shame her.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Well, we talked about this a little bit ago, so
let's cover this real quick. Tara Reid was filmed basically
having no control over her body and like falling out
of a wheelchair in a hotel bar. And here she
is talking about how She says that she was drugged
at that bar.
Speaker 8 (32:30):
So I got to the hotel, I checked in, and
then I went downstairs to have a drink and have
a cigarette. And I got my drink and I left
it on the bar and I went outside smoked a cigarette,
and then I went back to the bar and my
drink was covered up with a napkin, and I thought
that was weird because I didn't put that over my drink.
And then I drank my drink and without even like
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finishing my drink, I just like passed out. Before I
knew it, I was in the hospital. Then I woke
up eight hours later. So this isn't the I think
that everyone should really be aware about, you know, watching
their drinks. Watch because I don't know what that stuff was,
but whatever it is, it knocked me out.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Yeah, I mean, I do think that most people do
know to watch their drinks. I would never leave to
go smoke a cigarette and then come back and probably
drink my drink, especially if it looked different. And I'm
not blaming her, it's not her faults if something happened
to her. But I just don't trust anything about leaving
a drink and then coming back to it and drinking later.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Oh No, when I was in college, right before I
went to college, I was in this little program and
they did a simulation thing with.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Us where we were all at a party. We all
had a.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Drink and I forget exactly how they did it, but
they kicked us out of the group if we put
our drink down. And it was to teach us, Yo,
you're about to be in college, You about to go
to parties. You cannot be leaving a drink around. And
I think a lot more colleges should do that.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
That's smart.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, that is a dirt brought to you by six
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We've got a treat from the Dave Ryan Vault a
bit called guess Who's coming for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
We're gonna call this woman's partner.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I think it's her husband, and she's going to prank
him by saying, guess what our cousins. It's like kind
of a weird name, Bryce or whatever is coming for Thanksgiving?
Bijorn is coming for Thanksgiving. And the husband's like, nope,
he has not put a stop to it. Well, he
didn't have anywhere to go. Nope, put a stop to it.
It's all a prank. It is from the Dave Ryan
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Vault and it's coming up next. I'm KDWB