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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We busted hundreds of cheaters and it's time for another one,
more of the Roses.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm kd WD More of the Roses.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Always surprises me that there's new ways that people found
out that somebody is cheating. I mean, there's all the
typical ways, everything from I don't know, you smell like perfume,
or there's weird pictures on your phone, or just like
something weird found that you can't explain in your bed,
and just all kinds of different things. But we've never
had one quite like this before. Jackie, tell us why

(00:29):
it is that you are suspicious that your boyfriend Nate
might be up to no good?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (00:35):
So basically I went, me and my boyfriend went to
a back shop to buy some stuff and something.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
It was very weird.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
So we went into the store and the woman.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Working at the counter, like the employee, saw us and
was like, listen, I know it's none of my business,
but he's been in here with three other women in
the last couple of months.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
She said that to you. She looked to you and
she was like, okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
She was like's like it's none of my business, but
as in yeah, like he's been here a bunch of
other times. And my boyfriend was like, you're crazy, like
she I've never seen you before, I've never been here
before or whatever. And the woman, the woman at the
counter was just like, he gonna say whatever you want,

(01:33):
but I know it's true.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Like she just was like no, yeah, wow.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
So this was pretty nervy of this woman who works
for the sex shop to totally out your boyfriend for
coming in with three other women in the last couple
of months. You would think, in none of my business.
There's all kinds of people in and out of here.
Maybe they're swingers, maybe they're non monogamous, maybe they're polyamoric.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I think the word is polygamors.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
I don't know, but can I can I one quick
question just to clear you guys have been dating for
more than two months, right, yes, okay, I just want
to make sure, Like, if you guys weren't together, then
it wouldn't matter, But if you guys have been dating
for a while, then obviously that would mean he's cheating
for sure.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we've been together for a while
and like, and she brought it up at first, it
seemed like to see if I knew what she was
talking about when I clearly didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
She was like run, like yeah, run okay. So then
what does Nate say about all this?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
He's like in the moment, he's like, seems so shocked.
He's like, you're crazy.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
And after we left, I asked him if it was true,
and he was like, no, I don't know what he's
talking about.

Speaker 9 (02:43):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
He was even like he acted so mad. He was like,
I'm gonna call the story complaint, uh, to prove that
it wasn't me. Whatever. And so he called on the
speakerphone and the manager answered, and he like told her
what happened is like I believe my employee. She has
no reason to make that up. Uh, just just anything.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
But if you don't like it, don't come back.

Speaker 10 (03:09):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
So this was you know, I kind of appreciate this
in a way. It's like a customer that Okay, if
he really wasn't if it really wasn't him, yes, he
would have every right to be pissed off. But if
it really was him and the girl knew it was him,
does he have a really distinct look. I means he
got like a neck tattoo of a pot leave or
is he just like you know, is.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
There anything distinctive? Does he kind of look like other people?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (03:34):
I mean, I get like, I guess he could be
that he doesn't have any necktats. I yeah, I mean,
I think he's handsome and kind of striking, but like, yeah,
it's possible.

Speaker 9 (03:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
That's why I wanted to say that.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
I want to tell you, guys, I'm just so surprised
by this because there are certain like places like that
where I almost think this would not be that uncommon honestly,
Like almost like there's an unspoken rule you don't say
anything in lingerie store, sex shops.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hotel, hotel.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Yeah, but I know that that's not an actual rule,
but it just seems like it wouldn't be surprising if
you saw stuff like that more often in those kinds
of places.

Speaker 8 (04:13):
But good for her, like being like girl code, I guess,
But I.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Mean, well that's really interesting. Is it good for her?
Or is it kind of like screw you? You don't
know my life? But maybe if I'm in an open relationship,
who are you to like judge what I'm doing? I
think the unwritten sex store worker code would be shut
your mouth. Probably, That's what I think.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
I think everyone pulls out the wood if they're in
an open relationship, and I realize that I'm naive, but
I don't.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
Think there are that many open relationships.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
People always pull that out though, I'm like, I feel
like there aren't that many.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
There's a good question for you.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I mean, as you're listening to War of the Roses today,
do you think the sex shop worker was out of
line to call him out on it? As I think
she was, Honestly. I think it's kind of like if
you went into McDonald's and you ordered a whole bunch
of food and somebody said, you know what you and
the person behind the counter said, you know what, You've
come in here every day.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
You should not be eating like this, I'd be like,
screw you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
So I think that there's certain businesses. It's kind of
like if you go to your doctor and you know,
she says something about it. You know what I doifies you.
I get that noseworked one because that nose is hideous.
There's certain things you don't overstep, but she did. But
the point is she did. So what we're gonna do,
Jackie is we're gonna call your boyfriend in a second,
and we're gonna see whether or not he will send
roses to you or one of somebody else that maybe

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he is seen on the sides.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
To the War of the Roses.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I'm kd w B.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Jackie went to a sex store with her boyfriend Nate,
and while they're in there shopping for sex store things,
there's a woman behind the counter that works there and
she's like, I'm gonna let you know something, and she's
talking to Jackie. She says, your boyfriend or whoever this
guy is, has come in here like three times in
the last couple of months with a different woman. Run
get away from him. Obviously, he is playing you. He's

(05:52):
seen a bunch of different women women and so he's.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Like, no, I know what you're talking about. It's not me.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
So he then calls down to the sex shop later
and I guess they're listening on speaker and the boss says,
I don't know who you are. I'm going I gonna
believe my employee. If you don't like it, then don't
come back here anymore. Yeah, So now she's like, Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Who's telling the truth.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Was the sex sex shop worker telling the truth and
recognize this guy or was she was a mistaken identity? So,
and then the question is is it any business of.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
The clerk to say anything.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
For example, here's somebody says, I agree with Dave, this
is none your business. Sex shops should not be saying things.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Yeah, probably not.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
There are a lot of people that agree with you,
Dave in this, and then there are other people that
are like they said that eating fast food is not
the same as cheating on your significant other. Shaking my head,
I think she did the right thing. What if he
is spreading around some nasty std she deserves well they
put STI as a joke. She deserves to know that
she is not the only one he's doing the dirty with.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Okay, let's find out what's going on. We'll make a
phone call and see who he wants to send roses
to and hopefully it's Jackie, but it might not be.
Let's make the phone call on War of the Roses.

(07:20):
Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. Okay,
this happens once in a while on War of the Roses. Usually,
if we wait a second, we'll call back and see
if he answers, because sometimes you get a call it's like, oh,
they maybe it's important. So he doesn't know this number.
We'll wait a second, we'll call him back. So what

(07:41):
do you want to talk about? Who's your favorite cartoon dog?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Palin?

Speaker 11 (07:44):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (07:45):
I feel like that is too much pressure. I'm leaning
into Goofy though.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Okay, good, all right, I'm gonna take Snoopy Jackie. Who's
your favorite cartoon dog? Good choice? Has enough time? A laugh?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Should we call back now?

Speaker 8 (07:59):
I'm sure you love this bit. In the middle of
finding out about what your boyfriend's up to, I'm.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Just trying to kill some time. Right, let's make the
phone call again.

Speaker 11 (08:10):
Your call has been forwarded to an add Jackie.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I don't know what to tell you. He's not going
to answer the number. So it's fifty to fifty on
this one. I mean, the person behind the counter seems
sure that he was the one.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
But it would have been a mistake too. You don't know.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
I would not in my relationship based on that. Personally,
I think that would put my radar up for sure,
But I wouldn't like in the relationship because of that.

Speaker 8 (08:34):
I mean, what are you thinking you're gonna do?

Speaker 5 (08:36):
I don't know. I mean, I guess I'm gonna try
talking to him again.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
The thing i'd say, snoop and watch for signs.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, I mean that sounds a little creaty, creepy, but
I would say snoop.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
You know what, Honestly, I think it's fair.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
Honestly, that's a You've been put in a really awkward position,
So I think that's only fair.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna do some digging for sure. I think
that's yeah what I have to do.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Well, good luck, Sorry it didn't work out, but thanks
for thanks for entrusting us to figure out what was
going on.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I thinks anyway, Dave's hoping they name a snowplow after him,
but they're not sure they can fit stupid, lazy and
ugly with that hair right on one snowplow the Dave
Bryant Show on kd w B.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
How is it really necessary to take a big dig
at me to name a snowplow after me? Stupid lazy,
bad hair and what was it? Fugly?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (09:26):
I think my favorite thing, well that those those rotate
throughout the show. But I think that bot might have
put the percentage of that one a little higher.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
So it rotates a little bit more into the show.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh could sounds like me?

Speaker 10 (09:39):
Well, you are stupid, well stupid, ugly bad hair.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Right, thank you. It's KD w B. It is match
day today. We're super excited about it. We're doing really
well with that match day for Treasure Island and Christmas Wish.
Treasure Island is matching your donations and this is a
great day to take advantage of that. Make a generous
donation and if generous means twenty five bucks, great, If
it means ten dollars, great, if it means that we
had a thousand dollars donation a little while ago, sorry

(10:04):
my noses.

Speaker 12 (10:04):
Wait, actually we've had we had a thousand dollars earlier.
We had another eight hundred dollars one as well.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
But how are you one hundred dollars?

Speaker 12 (10:12):
Yes, regardless of what you donate, we appreciate it no
matter what.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Absolutely, so thank you. If you want to donate, this
is a great time to do it. And we'll do
another Christmas Wish every day right up until I think
the Friday before Christmas, I believe. Shout out to Treasure
Island for doing the matches. Thanks to you and you know.
I think one of the biggest things that makes me

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love Christmas wish and hopefully we'll inspire you to donate,
is look at your life right now. Life is hectic,
and it's busy, and there's too much, and there's a
lot going on. You got hockey practice, and you got
to drop the kids off for Cub Scouts, and you
got things going on, and things are hectic, and your
mother in law is a pain in the neck. But

(10:58):
if you've got healthy kids and a healthy life, and
you got a pantry full of food and you've got
a bunch of pizza rolls in your freezer, you're doing okay.
So then donate to people who don't have all of
those things. Yeah, and maybe we talked to one a
little while ago. An hour ago. They got an eight
year old boy who a year ago he was an
eight year old boy, just an average, healthy eight year

(11:18):
old boy. Now he's got serious cancer. He was in
I just think they just did a scan and they
had chemo, and it's just a horrible thing to think
about a little eight year old boy whose life right
now is treatment and hospitals and doctors and pokes and
jabs and infusions and all of the things. If you
don't have that, stop for a second and realize how

(11:42):
truly blessed you really are, and maybe that'll inspire you
to donate something to Katielib's Christmas Wish.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Easy to do.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
We make it super easy katiewb dot com, slash wish,
and it's tax deductible. Almost nobody asks about that anymore.
People are like Marri, it's a tax reductor. But if
you're giving it a big donation of one thousand dollars,
it's important to you. But it is tax deductible, So
please go donate online ktwb dot com slash wish, especially today,
Giving Tuesday and Match Day. We were talking about the

(12:13):
worst creations of all time, and we asked you on
the talkback feature in the iHeartRadio app, give us your
worst creations of all times.

Speaker 9 (12:20):
Three worse creations light hair, I hate shaving number two,
boove sweat number three, hair loss in the showery.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Leg hair, boob sweat hair loss in the shower. I
feel that, I feel that here's some more.

Speaker 10 (12:35):
Three worst creations ever.

Speaker 9 (12:38):
Boogers because why parasites like it's almost like you could
never exist without them.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
And then wasps.

Speaker 11 (12:49):
They have like no purpose, Like, come on, why fat?

Speaker 10 (12:52):
They just want to sting you.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
That's a good point. I don't know if the purposes
of a wasp. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Another one, Okay, I'm gonna say toilet paper that gives
you east infections, codzil stones and adult acne.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
What was the second one? Hostile stones? Is that a thing?

Speaker 11 (13:09):
I don't know, but it sounds rough.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Look it up. All right, here's another one. God's three
worst creations. I thought mine were bad. Mine was mosquitos, kale,
and sunburn. Here are more.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
The three worse things life, the worst thing?

Speaker 8 (13:25):
Why do they even exist?

Speaker 6 (13:27):
A mid second would be.

Speaker 8 (13:28):
Mosquitos and then any weather that is over eighty.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Two degrees eight? All right, here's another one.

Speaker 13 (13:38):
Worst things created east infections, UTIs and constipation.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I feel that literally, Yeah, no kidding.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Bailey's in the middle of a utiye slash kidney infection
right now.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Who here's Kristin.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Good morning. It's Kristin from Cottage Grove. God's three wors
creations for me are water, chestnuts, thong underwear, and what
sweater sleeves? You know, down by the wrist when you
wash your hands and you have your favorite.

Speaker 12 (14:06):
Cord and if you do it in the winter and
then you go outside and all of a sudden, your
wrists and hands are Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Okay, here's another one God's three worst creations.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Good morning.

Speaker 14 (14:18):
I hope everybody's having a great day today.

Speaker 13 (14:21):
God three worst.

Speaker 14 (14:22):
Creations that I can think of are tangled cords, allowing
people to buy trucks who don't need them, and placing
roundabouts and towns where people can't figure them out.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I like that one.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Tangled cords, yes, people to buy trucks that don't need them, Yes,
and then roundabouts in towns where people can't figure them out.
It is true, all right. His last one.

Speaker 10 (14:48):
Three of God's worst creations or inventions.

Speaker 8 (14:51):
In my opinion, what the box.

Speaker 10 (14:54):
Elder bugs, mayday and double chins?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Does she say? Mayonnaise?

Speaker 9 (15:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:02):
I love mayonnaise. Now, there's some people that hate white
games like your mom likes them. I'll punch you.

Speaker 9 (15:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, like mayonnaise and ranch and things like that.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I know some people that are just like, no, can't
do it. I could eat mayonnaise or milk or with
the spoonful. Yeah, I mean I will, that's a question.
Not that I will, but I could could you always
say you grew up Poe, did you eat mayonnaise sandwiches
growing up? We sure did. Yeah, they were zeerrum sandwiches
and what say syrup sandwiches? Yeah, peanut but well, peanut

(15:35):
butter and syrup.

Speaker 10 (15:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, that was that was a that was a great
after school snack. We can either have saltines with peanut
butter stale potato chips because my dad would buy the
economy gunny sack full of burlap bag full of potato chips,
or mayonnaise sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
So good, that's so good, underrated hood classic classic, I
love it.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
All right, we'll taking a break here for a second,
but we'll ride. A Happy birthday to Bean ninth birthday.
We love you. And thanks to the person who donated
to Christmas Wish in honor of their daughter, Josephine. I
appreciate that. And if you are donating, don't worry that
it says Christmas Wish twenty twenty three. It is just
it doesn't matter. It'll work just fine, and we will

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be right back with you can't make this stuff up
on Katie WB We're gonna talk about hold on.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I buried it here somewhere.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
A Target shopper says self check out registers will snitch
on you.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
What we'll get to the bottom of this shop at Target.
You can't miss this story.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
It's we are doing Treasure Island match day before we
get to You can't make this stuff up. And now
the latest total donations for Christmas Wish twenty twenty four.
Weather girl, Jenny, what do you got?

Speaker 8 (16:58):
Seven thousand?

Speaker 12 (17:00):
Oh my god, yeah, wow, Look we're going I mean
these are coming in.

Speaker 8 (17:06):
They're rolling in every two seconds.

Speaker 12 (17:08):
I got my phone out because I don't really want
to use my brain that much this morning, and so
I every time a new one comes in, I added
on my calculator and honestly, in the last let's see,
since I've refreshed last there's been five new ones.

Speaker 11 (17:19):
Just got a little advociss over there.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
She's like, that's so cool. That's before the match from
Treasure Island. So it's close to fifteen thousand dollars now exciting.
That is so awesome, you were our goal is to
get to ten thousand. I really think we can do it.
So yeah, please donate, Please nominate and donate either one

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or on Dave Ryan Show, or I'm sorry katiewb dot
com slash wish.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
That is so cool. I'm really happy, yes.

Speaker 11 (17:51):
So much.

Speaker 12 (17:51):
Thank you for faith and you'll thank donated no matter
what amount, we.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Appreciate you absolutely, large or small.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
It all and it all adds up and it all
gets doubled today thanks to what Treasure island. This is
basically a target shopper on you can't make this stuff
up says that the self checkout registers will snitch on you.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Let's find out what they're talking about.

Speaker 13 (18:13):
All self checkouts are ten items or less. If you
have one ten items, then you have to go to
a register. Today there was a nine at all registers,
so and the self checkouts were empty. So I was like,
you know what, I'm just gonna go ahead and self
check out. I had like about fifteen items maybe I
don't know, maybe more. I was scanning things, you know,
and I was trying to hurry up before they told
me anything. The freaking machine snitched on me. Once I

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scanned the eleven AM went and I was just like like,
I jump. If a register says ten items are less,
it's ten items or less or it's gonna embarrass you.

Speaker 10 (18:46):
That's good to know because I don't. I've never seen
that happen. People are always with like five hundred things
in a self checkout, and like, who are what are
you trying to be proved?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
True?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
If you work at Target, and I'm going to guess
there might be one or two people listening that might
work at Target, then let us.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Know is that true?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Because I'm usually pretty good about going to the self checkout.
You know, I don't really have a purpose at Target
to buy more than ten items.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Most of the time. We got the tide pods, I
got my clean.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
Edg are Target and doesn't buy at least ten items.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh, I went there for.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Moth traps a couple of weeks ago, and I was
so proud, shut up. I went there at the moth traps.
I was so that's a whole other story. I was
so proud of myself that I walked out of there
with just moth traps.

Speaker 10 (19:27):
Wow for you, not even a checkout treat self control.

Speaker 12 (19:30):
Andrew tells me we have to stay on the outskirts
of Target anytime he comes with me.

Speaker 8 (19:34):
If I start going inside anywhere, he.

Speaker 12 (19:36):
Knows that something's going to change, and like we're gonna
be there for two hours, so he says, only the outskirts.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
It's kind of like a mini trip to Valley Fair,
you know what I mean. Valley Fair is farther away
and they charge admission. But Target is kind of like, yeah,
if you can't go to Valley Fair because it's out
of season and you just you know. But Target is
kind of like an adult playground.

Speaker 8 (19:57):
That's more expensive.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
It's more expensive, but it is like, Oh, I didn't
know I needed a book.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, well look at that.

Speaker 12 (20:04):
There at this cute little Christmas tree on my table,
or like exactly, or here's a calendar with cancer bath bombs.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I didn't know I need a bath bombed them. All right,
that's you can't make this stuff up. We are going
to do Dave's dirt in a second. Got some things
to cover. There is a rapper that will proclaim they
are the most important rapper of all time, and I
will play their audio of them saying they are the greatest.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
We really are the greatest.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
And then there's a list that matches Christmas songs to
the spirit of each zodiac sign. For example, if you're
a cancer, what is your Christmas song? If you're a Virgo,
what is your Christmas song, and Pisces, you gotta stay
here for your Christmas song because it is surprising. And
we'll be right back with Dave's Dirt coming up next

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on kd w B one one three, kd w B. Second,
you have a news flash? Are you serious?

Speaker 11 (21:03):
No, not a news flash.

Speaker 10 (21:04):
We were trying to say, like, okay, should we talk
about my kidney infection because I have a kidney infection
and that's kind of like my big news because I
wasn't here yesterday.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
This is the most interesting you've been on the show ever. Yes,
it is.

Speaker 11 (21:18):
After all this work I've done with you, never demand.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
You've never done that much. It was like Fallon was
really boring on the show. Nobody liked her until she
got hemorrhoids. Yeah, then all of a sudden, everybody's like, oh,
she's very interesting. She's a very interesting person. Sure, so
then you know, and I talked Bailey. I said to
sit on your toilet and push for about three hours
and see if you can get some hamorrhoids.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
He said, no, I'd rather get a UTI.

Speaker 11 (21:40):
I'd rather get a kidney infection.

Speaker 10 (21:42):
Okay, I don't even think I had a UTI, but
I had to have in order for it to.

Speaker 11 (21:46):
Lead to a kidney infection.

Speaker 10 (21:47):
But then I said, which is why you were like,
what's this breaking news that everybody on like Instagram? So
on Thanksgiving I was at my family's house for the
big meal, and then I went to Trip's house in Northfield.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
The guy that you've been seeing.

Speaker 11 (22:02):
Yes, I've been.

Speaker 10 (22:03):
I've been seeing Trip Tripped, de man of Northfield fame.
And I went to his home and he had like
all of his cousins over. I met his brother. They
were like I was one of maybe like eighteen people.
There are huge lots of people. And I took a
picture of the police and I just said, no context
police photo. And people are like, why are the police there?
What are the police doing there?

Speaker 11 (22:24):
Bailey? What are the police doing there?

Speaker 10 (22:25):
And so when I wasn't in yesterday, people were messaging
me saying like this is this is awful. Why you
can't tell us? You couldn't tell us why the police
weren't there.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, I could tell by the photo because you're all
standing around with your arms around each other for a picture. Normally,
when I watch Homicide Hunter and there tend to bust
into somebody's house. They don't pose for a picture with
their arms around each other.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
No.

Speaker 10 (22:48):
Yeah, so the police weren't there to like arrest anybody,
and we weren't like called because we were too.

Speaker 11 (22:53):
Loud or anything.

Speaker 10 (22:55):
So so Trip makes this like really big meal, like
his family makes this huge meal, and they like put
plates together for all of the on duty cops and
delivered them to the on duty cops in the area.

Speaker 11 (23:11):
And then two of the cops just happened to like
stop by to pick up their own plates. So that's
why the cops were there.

Speaker 10 (23:18):
And then honestly, the cops were there for like a
half an hour if not more, and then a beer
or two of you guys, they didn't have any beers
or anything, but they were on duty exactly. And at
one point though, they did go out back to you know,
the cop car and put Phil, who's one of the
defeat of Jesse James Day's guys.

Speaker 11 (23:38):
He was at my birthday as well. They put Phil
in cuffs to just for fun.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
A riot is so fun.

Speaker 10 (23:45):
I missed out on that. Unfortunately, I was not outside
for that part.

Speaker 12 (23:48):
I go ahead, where were you? Why were you not outside?
Were you in the bedroom or something?

Speaker 10 (23:53):
No, but there were literally like fifteen people there.

Speaker 9 (23:57):
No.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
I barely even talked to Trip.

Speaker 8 (23:59):
That entire Honestly, who would you talk to?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Then?

Speaker 10 (24:02):
He has two friends, Chris and Bridget Shout out love
you guys. Uh, if they're listening, I talked to them
most of the night. They were like washing dishes and
they're just fun ladies who I have really clung to
in Northfield.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I don't believe you at all. I think something else
got gobbled at Thanksgiving. Oh my, that is so.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I missed the sound of a turkey, but it could
have also been Bailey.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
That is not that is something else is tell you
you ever.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Hear that noise in the bedroom? That is not the
noise that m and h from any bedroom. Glad you're
feeling better? Antibiotics Yes, and shout out Trip. Shout out Trip,
High five Trip.

Speaker 11 (24:47):
If he's listening, I don't even know if he has anymore.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Let's do Dave's Dirt on Katie w b covering celebrity
news from Hollywood departs of White Bear Lake.

Speaker 11 (24:55):
Dave's Dirt on Katie w blad.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
To buy Nikolay law offices.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Let's start off with an update on the Treasure Island
match day and shout out to Treasure Island for helping
us out matching donations today.

Speaker 12 (25:07):
Yeah, we're at seven five hundred and forty five dollars.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
It hasn't really gone up in the last few minutes,
so let's make sure one hundred.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh it really.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Oh I didn't realize that. Okay, that's pretty cool, So
thank you keeping coming. Our goal is to get to
ten thousand. We're gonna stay on the radio until we
get to ten thousand. I don't care if it takes
till two o'clock this afternoon, but I think we can
do it.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
What Vaun's like, I want to go home. I need
a nap.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Donate for Christmas Wish. We are doing our best to
make sure that we are helping out families in need.
We are all Like last night, I was in the
phone for probably an hour with different people who have
nominated somebody because I just call in double check to
make sure that there really is a need. And I
really I tell the story about how years ago we
were kind of new at Christmas Wish and we didn't
call to do checks, and so there was a family

(25:51):
that like somebody was sick in their family, so we
did a bunch of shopping and kids toys and clothes
and whatever, and we drove it out to wood Bearing.
We walk in and they have a two story fire place,
a giant twenty foot Christmas tree, and we realized, oh,
there's no financial need. So I called one last night
and she was so wonderful and I said, well, is
anybody raising money for him? And she said, yeah, there's

(26:11):
a GoFundMe with about ten thousand dollars. And I said, well,
we're probably not going to grant your wish because we're
looking for people who really are struggling with no safety net.
And that's who you are helping is people who are
struggling with no safety net. And most of us, let's
face it, if we needed a new furnace, well it
would suck, but we probably have money somewhere to get

(26:31):
a new furnace. If we didn't have enough money for Christmas,
then it would be it would be really tough and
tell your kids, and a lot of people get told,
and the kids get told. You know, there's not going
to be much of a Christmas this year, and you
know we want to help out. So if you know
somebody donate or nominate Katiew dot com slash wish.

Speaker 11 (26:49):
And it gets matched today, so you should do it.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Definitely, absolutely, All right, let's dig into the dirt here.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
This is where it is.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
This when it is L Coolja on why he is
the most important rapper of all time and he is serious.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
You know, I'm gonna say this with humbly, but I
really mean this. I think one day people are gonna
wake up and realize that ll Coolja is the most
important rapper that ever existed. When it comes to the jewelry,
this is the guy who introduced all the diamond and
the ice in the champagne.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
They're gonna say.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
When it comes to the love songs, this is the
guy who introduces the love songs. They're gonna realize, Oh,
this is the guy who introduced all the rebellious bad
boy vibes before was done. When it comes to the
goat terminology, they're gonna say, Yo, this is the guy
who came up with the goat stuff. They're gonna say.
When it comes to death jam, wow, this is the
first artist that was on deaf jam. When it comes

(27:38):
to the solo artists, gonna say, wow, this is the
first solo artist to take it all the way around
the world.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Like I mean, I could go on and on and on.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
You know, I think that ll is at a stage
in his career where he's not forgotten, but he's trying
to remind you what a big deal he was back
in the day. And there might be some legit points
that he has there because people move on to Kendrick
Lamar or people move on to Travis Scott and they
forget that, like you know, the pioneers of like a
genre of music.

Speaker 12 (28:06):
Maybe I no, I mean, I fully agree, because when
I think of like rappers, I don't think about cool
Day anymore.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
No more.

Speaker 12 (28:13):
I just like imagine what it would sound like had
you been interviewed Dave and you were like talking about
Dave Ryan, the radio host, the creator of Dixonsider and
the one who catches people cheating and calls their girlfriend
wet wet, and like, I can just imagine the things
that you would say about yourself as like the innovator
of morning radio.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
I am the innovator radio.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Let me tell you you think that it's not true,
and I'm not going to see hear him brag about it,
but every radio show in the world sounds just like
this radio show. Every radio show except a lot of
them do Second Date Update, which we started here on KATIEWB,
but we called it two sides to every Day. Every
radio show in the world is stolen two sides to
every Date, but they call it second Date Update. All

(28:57):
the good every radio show and this is me just
being a jerk. Every radio show on a station like
Katie Being America sounds just like this show. We've been
here for thirty one years. Where do you think they
got the idea? Every radio show has people calling and going,
my boyfriend doesn't like to have shacks anymore?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
What should I do? Where do you think that came
from the Dave Ryan Show? That's true? Snicker at me
has I just want you to keep going.

Speaker 10 (29:20):
I'm I'm I'm waiting for the juicy juicy stuff.

Speaker 8 (29:23):
Yeah, and you also need to work as Dave Bryan.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah I'm not good at that though.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (29:28):
Yeah, it's so weird.

Speaker 11 (29:31):
Is the most iconic radio morning show DJ?

Speaker 6 (29:34):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
What he sounds like?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Every other radio drive the Louisville, Kentucky you will find
a show that is stolen there every idea from this
radio show. It sounds just like they all, but they sound.
They do it better though they sound like us, but
they do it better. Yeah, all right, here we go.
Christmas songs just got personal somebody over the New York
post match holiday hits to the spirit of each zodiac sign,

(29:58):
and so here we go. You're a ariesh your song
is Father Christmas by The Kinks. I wish I had
a clip of it, but I do not. If you're
a Taurus, your song is Christmas in Hollis by run
dmc oh right.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
I'll take it, okay.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
If you are a Gemini, your song is The Little
Drummer Boy by Frank Sinatra. Here's one you actually you
will remember. If you're a cancer, your Christmas song is
Last Christmas by Will If you're a Leo, your Christmas
song is All.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I Want for Christmas? Is you Christmas?

Speaker 12 (30:34):
That?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
What are you? Von Leo? You're Leo? Yeah? I love it.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
If you're a Virgo, your Christmas song is White Christmas
by Bing Crosby.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Take it. By the way.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
You might not know this, but I think is that
the number one selling single of all time?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Somebody looked that up.

Speaker 11 (30:49):
I think I think we looked it up a couple
of weeks ago, and I think you're correct.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
If you're a Libra, your Christmas song is John Lennon
Happy Christmas. War is over the one that goes so
this is Christmas Christmas?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Do you hear? Yes?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
You I know Yoko Ono singing off key in the background.
It was gonna make a bad John Lennon joke, but
it's probably not.

Speaker 11 (31:12):
I won't know.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Uh, Scorpio. If you are a Scorpio, your Christmas song
is one I've never heard of. It's called River by
Joni Mitchell.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Oh so good? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 14 (31:22):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Sagittarius, your Christmas song is the Least Navi DoD Why
jose Feliciano. If you are a Capricorn, we're almost done.
It's the Pogue's fairy Tale of New York. Aquarius is
band aid? Do they know it's Christmas time?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
That's at all? Pisces, it's a weird one.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
It is a song called I Wish it could be
Christmas every Day by a band called Wizard. So go
look yours up if you don't know it.

Speaker 12 (31:51):
And if you're a Dave Ryan share listener, your song
is Little air Horn Boy.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Yes you've heard the touching Christmas story of the Little
drummer boy, a boy who traveled to see the Baby
Jesus and showed his adoration by playing his drum. But
there's a story of another little boy that has been
lost to the mists of time until now, the story
of the little airhorn boy.

Speaker 11 (32:14):
Excuse me, sir? Is that the Christ child?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Why, yes it is? And all you kings have you
come to worship him? That's right?

Speaker 8 (32:23):
And I see you brought him expensive gifts?

Speaker 11 (32:25):
Well yes, did you bring the Baby Jesus a gift?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Young man?

Speaker 9 (32:30):
Well no, I didn't have any money for a gift,
so I brought him this.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I'm the little air hard boy. What the little air
horn boy?

Speaker 8 (32:48):
I thought if I played this, maybe he'd smile at
me or something.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
You pissed off, Mary.

Speaker 11 (32:55):
Who blew the air horn? It's me, the little air
horn boy. Air horn boy? Are you me?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Give me that thing?

Speaker 5 (33:03):
But I don't have any money for a gift, so
I wanted to play this forrow Jesus Christ.

Speaker 8 (33:10):
I said, give me that damn airhorn before I shove
it up your The the.

Speaker 11 (33:13):
Hell are you coming in here waking up the Baby Jesus.
He's got more of a colic.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
I've just gotten to sleep and then you wake him
up with a air horn.

Speaker 10 (33:20):
But I just want to Hey, give me back my
airhort lady, Now get out.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
Of here before I call the cops. I can't believe
the nerve coming by. What's next a visit.

Speaker 10 (33:30):
From Little Trombone Boy, Little Friar Cracker boy.

Speaker 11 (33:33):
Have you guys let anywhere?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Idiots?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
And so the Little airhorn Boy went on his way
with love in his heart, feeling the true spirit of
that first Christmas. History has long forgotten his story. The
Little airhorn Boy still makes me laugh. My favorite part
is Corey Foy bitching in the background. Is the Virgin
Mary classic. All right, thanks for listening. We have got
an announcement for the latest total for match day for

(33:59):
Chrissmas Wish.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
What do we got, Jenny Well?

Speaker 12 (34:02):
Dave said that we were going to stay on air
until we reach ten thousand dollars, and we are at
ten thousand, nine hundred and thirty one dollars. The kes
to a very generous donation that just came in a
twenty five hundred dollars.

Speaker 11 (34:13):
Wow dollars, So we can wrap it up now then.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
No, no, no, no, no, no, momentime, My friend Momentum.

Speaker 11 (34:19):
Momentum, Let's keep it coming.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Let's keep it coming.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Go online KDWB dot com and donate to Christmas Wish.
Treasure Island is going okay. We got to like turn
our pockets inside out right now because we got to
dig a little bit deeper.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
But they love it and we do