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We play Name That Tune, hear about what your customers lie about, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, are you guys ready for a little name

(00:02):
that tune? Okay, I'm gonna give you a clue. You
will try to name the tune. Who is playing whom today?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't remember who played last week, but I think
maybe me versus Bion.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, because you weren't here.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, So it's gonna be Jenny versus Vince,
Jenny versus Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I will give you a clue.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
You then have to tell me how many seconds you
would need to name that tune. The lower bid gets
a chance to name that tune. Here we go. Where
can you find this song? Not in the bowling alley,
not at the pool, not at the bar. Nope, you
can find this banger in the same place you find
the singer. Jenny, You're gonna bit first.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, I'll name that tune in three seconds.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Okay, I can name that tune in two seconds, Jenny.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Okay, so name that tune. VNT.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh my god, oh uh go shawdy, it's your.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
In the club actual name, Yes, you got it, the
actual name.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, that is it is on the board. Yes, hey,
you this first, this time, and here we go. Oh wow,
turn on the ac or get naked or both? Vont
what's your bid?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Jenny, I can name that tune in four seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
I can name it in three seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Jenny, name that too Hot, so Hot?

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Here's our buddy, Nelly Hot.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Here is.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
So hot?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Okay, So you each have a point unnamed that tune
in here.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
We go with the next round.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
If you lose to Jenny, you're gonna get licked sucker. Jenny,
you bid first. If you lose to Jenny, you're gonna
get licked sucker.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I feel like I know this, so I'm gonna say
I can name that tune in two seconds.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh, that clue's tough.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Jenny named that tune Lalipop.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, yeah, I should have known.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
The great song.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh by the way, let's stop right now because we're
gonna give you a clue. The keyword for Sabrina Carpenter
the keyword right now, and it changes every thirty minutes.
The keyword right now is Nashville. Why in the word
will they make it Nashville, Bailey, Why is the keyword.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Nashville because we're sending you to Nashville to see Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
What do we do with that keyword? Bailey.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
All you're gonna do is go onto the iHeartRadio app,
hit that red microphone button that's the talkback feature, and
then say the word Nashville into the talk back and
then you hit it again and then it sends boughta
bing boom.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
That's all I gotta do. That's it, Okay in Nashville.
Go do that.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Ready for the next clue, Yes, name that tune. It
might who bids first? Me vont bids first. It might
take you eighteen years to figure out this song.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Eight okay, Jenny, I can name that tune in three seconds.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Okay, name that tune. Vin We.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
That is gold Digger Jamie Fox.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Eighty eighteen years.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I was gonna make the clue. It could make you.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
It could take you eighteen years, eighteen years to figure
out this too easy? Yeah, the first part of me
that feels guilty about playing Kanye gives me such a creek.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Now, but the song. Let the song stand on its own.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Let's just focus on the Jamie Jimmy Fox song. Yeah,
I love him.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Here we go with the next one. Here is your
next clue. One, name that tune? What's the meaning of life?
Where do the stars come from? Stop asking questions, Chubby, Jenny, Oh,
that's the fault.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, okay, I can name that tune in three seconds.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I can name that tune in one second, Jenny.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Okay, Von named that too.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
What's love got ye?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's his?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Did you know that from the clue?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
No, this is like a classic.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I worked hard on these clues.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
No, the clue didn't give it away. He knows. He
said that he didn't understand it from.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
The stop asking questions, Chevy, stop questions. I had to
chat gpt that. No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I wrote it on all right, next one, here we go.
Name that tune, Jenny vant bitch verse. Yes, this artist
created a monster. Nobody wants him no more? Oh, what
can you do without him?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Vaughant bid Jenny, I can name that tune in five seconds.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
I know this one, so I'm gonna say I can
name that too.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Jenny named that.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I mean it's eminem. But now I don't know what
the song is.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Throws you off?

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Lose yourself?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Incorrect, free shot, keep play it one more time.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't know, girls, what is that called?

Speaker 7 (05:27):
Though?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Without me? Okay?

Speaker 5 (05:30):
God, I knew from the clue.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Intro to.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Name that tune, round seven.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Then so Vant has four now and Jenny has two.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
It could be because I'm in the sun, or I'm
wearing a thick jacket, or I'm in a sauna, but
there are other reasons.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm so warm, Jenny, I can name that tune in
four seconds.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
I can name that tune in three seconds.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Well, Jenny, damn it, they met tune.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Oh this is why I'm hot by men.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, I wouldn't have got that forgotten song by Mimes,
the song I want.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah, these are like the Jenny playlist, honestly hot hot.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Okay, somebody in our YouTube has had great selection of
songs this week, David, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Very much, thank you, shout out YouTube. We're on YouTube,
Dave Ryan John TV. So check us out on there.
Last round? Is there a chance for Jenny to come
back and win on tie tie? Okay, here we go,
last clue. I want to name that tune. Can I
get you some nachos? Maybe some wings? Can I buy
you a sandwich? Are you thirsty? Maybe there's something else

(06:48):
I can buy you?

Speaker 6 (06:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Sorry, it's my first no I am.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Which I feel like I'm I'm gonna say name that
in two seconds.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
But I know you're an I say faster.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, I can say one second, Jenny, Well, is that
how we play?

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Just one second?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Okay? Jenny named Jenny? Name that tune?

Speaker 5 (07:14):
I don't my brain. I know the song, but my
brain's not thinking of the.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
The think of the.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
The hint that he said.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
No, I don't think of anything. No, it's okay, winning
is buy you it?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Drank?

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Yes, I cannot believe that.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Biggest man?

Speaker 5 (07:33):
You love him?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Snap your fingers? Do the stamps?

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Girl?

Speaker 8 (07:40):
What say you?

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Can you say your clue for this song one more time?

Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Sure? Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
The clue is, can I get you some nachos? Maybe
some wings? Can I buy you a sandwich? Are you thirsty?
Maybe there's something else I can buy you. That's what
got me drank.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
The clu didn't help me at all, But that was
a good clue.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Okay, you one today? Name that tune on KD double Ub.
We'll be back in a second. What do your customers
lie to you about? For example, when your doctor says,
or like if you have a patient and you say
how many because that's what they ask you. How many
alcoholic drinks do you have in a week? When you
have like forty six and you're like marfree yeah, and

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your doctor's like okay, She's like okay, good. Then she's
looking at your heart and she's like, it looks like
a sponge full of alcohol. This guy seems like a liar.
He's only collected in a second. So your trainer or
nutrition iss might say how is your nutrition? And you're like, oh,
really good? I had a shalon?

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Is that what you say to yours?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
And then and then your trainer goes, I'm not talking
about Wednesday. What'd you do the rest of the week?
Having a salad on Wednesday does not count. What do
your customers lie to you about? Have you checked the
oil lately? Have you put any oil into it?

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, oh sure?

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Have you been flossing every day?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
What do your customers lie to you?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I know we hit four of the big ones, but
send me a text and let me know what are
your customers lie to you about. We don't really get
people who lie to us, but we will. We do
have a rule. Sometimes it's like, okay, have you won
from KTWDB in the last thirty days and you're supposed
to wait thirty days. So one person doesn't win all
the tickets, and people will be like boo, and we'll

(09:17):
look them.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Up the computer. It's like they won last week.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
All right?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
What do your customers lie to you about? Sending me
a text to KTLB one five three nine two one.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Radio app it's one on one point three.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Kt w B. What do your customers lie to you about?
For example, if you go to the dentist and she's like, so,
do you floss every day?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, I mean I mean maybe I missed one day?
Oh why, I mean yeah, five days, six days away.
You don't flass at all? No, she knows this.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
She flos three times before coming.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
You go to your doctor, they always say, so, how
many alcoholic beverages? Would you say? You haven't a week?
And you're like, you know, you know, you have six
bottles of wine in a week?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Lie that wrong with that problem? Being honest about that?
It was the sexual partner and they asked me about
that was did they die that one? They used to
ask me all the time.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
You know there was a thing.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Probably honestly not until well in college, but I guess
in the last handful of years I had only had one.
So it was the same every time, so I think
they didn't really ask me much.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Whether they say, are you sexually active? And I'd be
like no, with that line, with the high pitch lies.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I say the same thing, and it's true funny. So
we're asking you what do your customers lie to you about?
And we get a whole bunch of answers.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
This person says, I work at a hotel that is
not pet friendly, so people lie and say that their
dog is a service dog. Later the dog is barking, jumping,
and lunging at other guests. This person says, I drive
a dump truck. When I have to do deliveries to homes,
I will always ask my if my truck will fit,
and if there are any overhead lines. They always say

(10:54):
yes to like get there, and they want me to
dump over the power line with foot on each side.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Absolutely not. I'm a mechanic.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
The amount of lies we get about people not hitting
anything just started making a noise.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Let's be for real, the part is gone or there's.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Something behind it. You hit something.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
I work at a bank and customers lie about what
they are taking out money for because this they scam
told them to lie, So we if their child has
meds to reduce a fever before sending their kid to preschool.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
All the time because parents don't want to miss work. Yeah,
and they don't want to stay home with their kids,
so they lie and say, oh.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Okay, yeah, I already gave them something. Here's a talk back. Hey, Dave,
I'm an insurance agent.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
My customers lie to me all the time about their
driving records.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Oh, do you have any tickets? No? No, no, no,
Well then they dig that up.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
They find that right probably Yeah, this says as a hairstylist,
I don't have box color.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
On my hair.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
That is a big I mean, Jenny, and I understand
that one, because box die messes up any kind of
hair color you want to do. For a stylus, they
lie about using condoms, say that they're using them but
they aren't working for TSA, that there's nothing in their pockets.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
I not, you forget nothing in there.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
But then there's sometimes they're gonna find out, like they
know doctors can tell if you've been eating wrong, or
like paramedics can be like, oh, well I can tell
that you didn't take this in your system.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
No, Well, here's one as a paramedic, when my patient
tells me how many drinks they've had. I multiply it
by one point five. Or when I give some Narkan
they become conscious again. They say, I've never used opioids.
Nar Can only works for opioids. I would rain down
his snap and they're like yeah. I asked people like,
you know, how's their nutrition and they're like it's pretty good.

(12:40):
It's like, okay, you've gained fifteen pounds since you've been
going here.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
We know your nutrition's probably not the best.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
You always talk about your friend quote unquote, yeah, I
had a friend who lied about his nutrition.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
It's you.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I have a friend who has herpagana lamiterrhea. Yeah, and
I'm asking for a friend.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
You get rid of that, You get rid of that
and salts.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
So this this text says, I'm not it's not a customer,
but I'm a nanny and these kids lie to me
about everything from what they ate this morning to no,
I didn't poop my pants.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
Sure, buddy, mar.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Says we can do that. He says, we can paarasale
off the roof.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Isn't that funny when you asks like did you poop
and they're like no, Like you smell.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I love this one. These are what do your customers
lie to you about? And I thought we'd get a couple,
but there are a bunch. Here's one. I'm a therapist. Yes,
I'm using all my coping skills. Here's another one when
my chiropacked. When my chiropractic patients, I say, you've been
doing your stretching at home and they're like you, like,
they clearly have not been Jenny guilty as Jenny's guilty.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Oh yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I mean I had a resurgery a couple of years
ago and I would have physical therapy for like six
months straight.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
And she's like, how often are you doing your stuff?
I was like, oh yeah, every day.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
No, no, not even I remembered it.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
I would do it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Here's why. I mean, we could go on all day.
And I love these, Thank you so much. Automotive customers
lie about the price they got from another dealer. It's
so obvious. People will try to edit the emails and
quotes from other stores. We catch that all the time too.
Here's one. I work in the mental health field with teenagers.
They always lie about smoking and I smell weed on them.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Are you smoking a lot of weed.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh no, no, let me tell you no, unless you're
doing edibles or doing vaping, and even vaping, you can
smell sometimes, but if you smoke weed, people can tell.
You know the call that we had a couple of
weeks ago about the woman whose girlfriend smelled and tasted
like weed all the time.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, I mean it permeates your body.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Inside of your skin. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
And this person says, I work at a vet clinic,
and the number one thing that customers lie about is
when we ask how long has this been going on?

Speaker 5 (14:47):
They almost always say, oh, I.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Just noticed it yesterday or it just started yesterday, when
most of the time it's an issue that's clearly been
going on for at least weeks, if not months.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
I like this one because my dad's a teacher. It
says I'm a pair of like a para professional. I
get told I find my homework. Let's be real, you
just didn't do it. Yes, yep, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
I sell poll tabs.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
Players always lie and say I'm a good tipper if
I get a winner, and then they tip five dollars
when they won three hundred. My guy industry standard is
ten percent. Yeah, that'd be thirty dollars landscaping. The clients
lie that they watered their plants. Hm, the plants sat
in pots at the nursery for three months and did fine.
We plant them and within a month they're dead.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Did you water those plants? Apparently? Now that was fun.
Thanks for all that. I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
We'll be back in a second with you can't make
this stuff up and another keyword for Sabrina Carpenter. So
if you want to win, you have a one yet,
don't worry. We'll get you another chance to win. Coming
up on Katie will be One trait can make you
happier for the rest of your life. This could be
the most important thing you hear all day. One trait
you might have to acquire it, but you can easily

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work on. It's definitely within your reach. One trait can
make you happier for the rest of your life. Who
doesn't want to be happier? I'll tell you how to
do it. Hey, Your keyword for this hour for Sabrina
Carpenter to take us a fly off to Nashville to
see her in concert is please, So just grab your phone,
open up the iHeartRadio app if it's not already open,

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set us as a preset and then just say on
the red microphone tap that it'll say recording, and then
you say the keyword is please, and then you just
hit send and you're good to go. And that's all
there is to it. We'll pick a couple of names
and send you out to Nashville to see Sabrina Carpenter.
We have a special guest here in the studio. And
this is so cool to me that this is somebody

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who's never been to Minnesota. They found us on the
iHeartRadio app and then they thought, I'm going to spend
my vacation, my anniversary vacation with my wife, going to
a state that I've never been to to visit people
on the radio that I've never met before. Welcome Joe Gonzalez,
Joey and he too, Amanda Suit. Joe, you've never been

(16:57):
to Minnesota before. You came only because you've heard Katie
WB talking all about Minnesota.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Yeah, I heard a steel of tartlets here and I
came to see him, but he wasn't available.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
So yeah, stuff with nemos not here anymore. But you're
from Turlock, Californifornia. And then so you told the man
to guess what for our anniversary. We're not going to
uh San Diego. We're not going to Phoenix, We're not
going to Orlando. We're going to go to Minneapolis. Yes, yes,
I had to see you before you retired, honestly.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Okay, all right, well you got a while and you
got it. You got a while.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
So you went to see some of the things you've
heard us talk about, because you've heard us say these
on kt w B.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Where'd you go yesterday, yesterda.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
As soon as we got in, we went straight to
the Mall of America, of course, yeah, and walked around
a bought a few items, and then we went straight
to Matt's Diner, Matt Matt Lucy and it was amazing. Yes, yeah,
one of the better burgers we've ever.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Had in our life.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Okay, and then today, what are you going to do?
I don't know yet.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
Today this was our whole day, was coming to visit
you guys, to say hello, maybe haha falls Lake Minnetonka.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, drive around Lake Minnetaka. Look at all the big
beautiful homes.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Nice weather too.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
It picked a beautiful day for it. You can walk
around but daym Coska.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Yes, yeah, Cherry in the spoon is not far from here.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Waste the time, Joe, don't buy it. They took some
fine quality metal and twisted it in the garbage, is
what they did. Cherry in this spoon is just the
worst anyway, So I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Uh. And then the Arboretum. Are you going to the Arboretum?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Definitely gonna check out the arbore I love the Arboretum.
Cruised by Paisley Park. It's on the way. Okay, good, Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Said they should go to bright Lake Bowl tonight. Maybe
go bowling and see some improv. Yes, there's a you
gotta live like a real person in mine.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's very local. There's a great pizza place, kind of
a little hole in the wall. Yeah, kind of a
pizza place that I don't tell a lot of people
because I don't wanted to catch on.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Joe, Yes, oh, yes, I do tomorrow tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, don't tell anybody abouts.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
It has kind of become a hole in the wall
because where does it exist anymore?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Where?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I don't know anyway, Jonahman, today's any every anniversary.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
What's the secret to fourteen blissful years together?

Speaker 7 (19:20):
Just say yes, dear writing it down.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Thank you, Joe. I think it's cool. I'm so flattered.
You're one of a handful of people who have listened
to the show from another state. They've never been to Minnesota,
and they decided to fly out here New Jersey. Jill,
she came out, David and his wife Lisa, they came out, Michelle.
I want to say her name was from Atlanta. She
came out and they'd never listened to the show before.
And now Jaman, that's amazing. Yeah, good to meet you,

(19:48):
Joe and anniversary.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Here is the one trait that will make you happier
in life. They did a study. They found out there's
one thing about your personality can make you happier the rest.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Of your life, no matter how old you are.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Trusting people seems to make us happier, and it gets
easier and easier to do. Trusting people makes us happy,
and being happy makes us want to trust people, so
it kind of like builds upon itself. They said, basically,
if you're in your thirties, forties, fifties, even your eighties,
trust people more and you'll be more satisfied in life.
And it just kind of is like a feedback loop.

(20:23):
Trust and well being mutually reinforce each other over time. Now,
the type of trust does matter, though, Trusting the people
your closest to makes the biggest difference, followed by trusting
humanity in general. So institutional trust is where you have
trust in things like governments, banks, healthcare. They say that
doesn't make as big of a difference. But if you

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trust your friends, your co workers, your kid. It's like
you tell your kid like, Okay, I need you to
be home by eleven o'clock and don't smoke weed while
you're gone, okay, right, and.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Trust eight eight years old, don't smoke weed, buddy, okay.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Or you say like okay, yeah, I'm going up to
the cabin with my boys, and you know that he's like,
you know, probably not. Just trust him anyway. I mean,
I guess you're gonna be careful with that advice. Here's
one We sold the motorcycle the other day. We actually
sold two of them. We sold two motorcycles to the
same couple. Wow, so glad to get rid of them
because we don't ride those anymore. And so he pulls

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out the money and it's cash because Jenny said you know,
don't take a check.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
So we're doing cash, Oh, like.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
A cashier's tecky okay, yeah, And so.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
He pulls out a big water cash and he's like,
do you want to count it? And I said yeah,
But I should have said, you know what, no, I
trust you because it was all there.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
You would have slept better.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, I mean it just trust people missing like five
dollars in that situation.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh really, okay, and choose.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
I don't know. I would not. Yeah, price of an item.
You got to count that money, Bibe.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
But work on trusting people more and you'll be happy.
Do you trust me to bring you Dave's dirt? Coming
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Speaker 3 (22:11):
Song of the summer. I called that a couple of
weeks ago, and I did it more and more and more.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
We're hearing a ton of it.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Also, we had we were talking about our senior photos
earlier and some people had texted in asking where you
can see those, And you can see them on the
Dave Ryan Show Instagram page, and I believe they get
posted to our Facebook too. So if you follow Dave
Ryan in the Morning show on Facebook. You can see
those as well. Don't be fooled by the first photo
of Dave. It's not just an old timey photo because
someone texted in and was confused. It is the one

(22:39):
and only Dave Ryan in its prime.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Look at all their hair though. No, I was not
my prime. I hit my prime twenty five years old.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
You still have a lot of hair though, Yeah, you
do if you grew well, No, I'm not going to
say this because you're gonna try to grow out again.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Yeah, I'm not gonna say it. Just keep it how
it is.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
But if you grew it out again, I'm sure you
could do this exact same hairstyle again.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I had a lot more volume. I think back then,
did you use product though? Oh god no, we didn't
believe product.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
No, when hairspray was a big thing.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
We were farm kids from like you know, like Colorado.
We didn't know what product was. Blow dryers were new
back then. I remember one time my friend told his
mom he wanted a blow job for Christmas, and his
mom is like what, He's like, you know, one of those.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Blow job things.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah, you need to be careful.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Can I not say that on the radio. You just
said it. It was a blow job.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
That's enough.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
That's enough, David. We're going to get a from rich
On because you had a dirty mind. Rich That's what
I said. Blow dryers were new, Yeah, and so yeah,
so I didn't use product. Yeah, they were new.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
What did they use before blow dryers?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Fat giant fan, A giant fan, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Yeah, giant industry industrial giant fan. Somebody has a funny
comment about what we all look like. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Somebody says, Dave looks like he's on his stairway to
Heaven Mount, looks like he's going to Dave's funeral. Bailey
looks like she could be a star on Beverly Hills
nine O two one oer, and Jenny looks like her
portfolio picture to become Green Bay Packers cheerleader.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Would do you know what I would say? Jenny does
not look like you. You look like Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
This was when the Ramen noodle hair was big. You'd
put a bunch of gel in it and scrunshit and stuff,
and then I had some side swap bangs so and
just my little baby round face.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Bailey looks like she came in third on American Idol.
And I mean because you're you're you're adorable and you're cute.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
The best part is her nails literally look the exact
same today. They're like right red color red, yeah, super standoutish.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
I remember my mom told me to wear these specific rings.
They weren't mine, they were like family rings, and she's like, oh,
we're gonna have you wear these two rings.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
I think that was the first last time I ever
wore those, No idea, I don't she picked out that
top as well.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I think everybody has a story about their senior picture.
I mean, you look at it and it's so encapsulated.
It's a time in your life where everything is such
a powerful memory, like your last day of school, your
last year of school, getting ready for college, your first
real job, whatever. Mine was taken at the Mall of
the Bluffs at a place called the Focal Point by
guy with a giant beard, and I remember the proofs

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came back and the acne because I had really bad skin,
was so bad.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
I almost cried. It was like, God, bud looks so bad.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
And the photographer's like, don't worry, we'll take care of it.
And sure enough he did a Wagner Power Paper.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Go check those out.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Let's do Dave's Dirt on one A one point three
kd WB and bring up speed on.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
What's going out from Hollywood right to your radio. It's
Dave's Dirt on KDWB.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Jim and Kathy Malick, Happy forty second wedding anniversary.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I know Kathy's a big supporter of the show, and
we love you for being here, so.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Thank you much so mgkn Megan Fox had a child,
honestly a few months ago now I believe, But they
finally revealed what the baby's name is, and of course
it's the most celeb name you'll ever hear, Saga Blade.
And then the last name Fox Baker. It's a Megan
Fox Colon Baker with a mgk's last name. But Saga

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Blade is the name of the child.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
It's like there must be a celebrity club that gets
together and said, okay, well we can't name them. You know,
Jonathan Robert, so you gotta come up. What's a stupid name?
Saga Blade.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
That is a stupid name name.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
And I mean, like I just saw I don't know
something about Kim Kardashian's on a yacht in Mexico celebrating
Northwest's birthday and stuff. And I just forget about all
those names as well, because they had Northwest Chicago Saint.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Did they just call them salt? They all? All of
those children are the same like pool to me, I
don't know one from the other.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Who. Yeah, Well, speaking of children, Kelsey Grammar is having
another child, his eighth child. He is seventy years old,
and this is going to be his fourth child with
his wife, Kate Walsh, who is forty six years old,
and all of his kids range in age from eight
to forty one years old. And he's doing it all again.

(27:19):
I can't imagine being seventy and having another kid. That's
like my dad having another kid.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
If you are lucky, you'll live to see them graduate
from high school. Yeah, there's kind of like a morality
thing there. Is it fair to have a kid that
you're not gonna be able to keep up with? Right?
I mean, you sure you gave that child life, there's that,
But is it a moral thing to have a child
that will you They will never grow, You'll never see
them get married. Yeah, you probably won't see them graduate

(27:46):
high school. You cannot take them to you know, you
can't be their little league coach, now, you know what
I mean? Right?

Speaker 6 (27:51):
No, exactly, because I think, like, gosh, if graduating high school,
they'll be eighteen, he'll be eighty eight.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Is he going to live till eighty eight?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
And then they have a who died when they were
in high school. That's so sad?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Is that is that?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Okay? I'm not sure. Speaking of old, Paul McCartney is old.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
He's eighty three years old today, Jude speaking words of wisdom.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Let it be here is an interesting fact. He never
learned to read music. He never had piano lessons. I
think he was self taught on the guitar. But he
just had one of those minds that could write these
amazing songs. And I saw a YouTube clip or Instagram
not too long ago where he's like, oh, yeah, well,
when we wrote Hey, Jude, basically I knew that I
wanted the dmon a fifth to follow the G major

(28:50):
chord and you.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Put them together and it's and I'm like, what the hell?
What make it?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
It makes it sound as easy as loading the dishwasher. Yeah,
you know, most of us couldn't write a song like
that if we had to.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
That's the Einstein of music. I love it when people
are musical geniuses because it doesn't make any sense to me.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
It's like, yeah, he's like, well, you take the g
mind of the fifth octave.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
I'm going up in in octaves and fifths along the.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Way and or the white keys. The only times you
guys know were octave and fifth.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I'm so jealous of those people who were talented when
it comes to music because I have my friend and
I had him on the show one time to do
expert Jenny's Free so good.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
He yeah, he's a piano player out in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
And I remember talking to him one time and he
was getting ready for an audition and I was like, oh, like,
have you practice for your audition?

Speaker 5 (29:36):
He goes, I don't practice, and I go, what do
you mean. He's like, I just sit down and play
the music that's put in front of me. And I
was like wow. And he was just that good at
playing the piano.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Some people have, I mean beyond a gift. I mean
some of us can sing, some of us can play
the piano or the guitar, and then some people it
is in there like Prince, like how did one person
create Elton John? How does one person creates so much music?

Speaker 5 (30:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Tea Pain, How did Pain come up with so much music?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Well, I think that some people growing up in church,
like you, kind of have to learn on the spot
at least, like because that's how I learned. Because I
can read music, I don't prefer it. But because you're
just in church, and sometimes.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
God takes herself in the same group as Tea Pain
and none on party, it sounds like you just compared
yourself to John Lennon.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Maybe I'd compare myself more to God than I will.
I could read music, but I prefer to like just
listen and then I try to catch on. That's how
I learned how to play the drums, That's how I
picked it up. But complete subject change. Tyler Perry he
got hit with a sexual harassment allegation in a two
hundred and sixty dollars underd and sixty million dollar lawsuit.
Apparently an actor and screenwriter accused him, alleging in a

(30:48):
lawsuit that he made multiple unwonted advances and sought to
cover up an assault with an offer to develop a show.
And I was like, huh, when I first read this,
and then I saw there were some text messages that
whoever's filing the lawsuit put out, and it does seem
like Tyler Perry like started off being friendly, but then
it might have just been like, you know, a lore
to get this person to do whatever. It's just ugly

(31:10):
and I hate that we see this more and more
with big celebrities because they have so much money they
think they can cover it up, they.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Can do whatever they want.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Marian the Grande is her grandmother died, and and you
know celebrities, grandmothers die. But it's interesting because her name
is Marjorie Grande actually pronounced grand that's how you actually
say her last name. And there's this snippet of Ariana's
grandma's appearance in her song Ordinary Things and when Need
to Come.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Home, And I'd sing him, if this is gonna get
swop that train, and it was like God the Mighty.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Rived, It was like seeing day like And apparently that
song when it was on the Billboard Hot one hundred,
it made Marjorie Grande the oldest person to chart on
the Hot one hundred.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
No day, yeah, and so that was last year. So
she's ninety eight, not bonkers.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Wow, yeah, I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Every few months we get a new study about whether
coffee is good or bad for you, and a new
one has come out because it used to say that
it stunts your growth. Obviously that was debunked, but now
it says that drinking one to three cups of coffee
a day is associated with lower overall mortality. However, there
is a coffeata, So people like me and Bailey and
Vaught who might go to Starbucks and get our little

(32:20):
bougie drinks and cream and coffee and sugar and whatever
else in it, that's not what counts. What counts as
black coffee is what will extend your life spans.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
What about with.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Oat milk, it says, it says if you add things
like anything that has sugar saturated fat, milk and cream,
that doesn't count. But you drink you just drink black
coffee with a little dash of oat milk out right. Yeah, yeah, see,
that's not that big of a deal. But they say,
you know, if you're getting your eighteen dollars frappuccino with
a bunch of whipped cream and chocolate syrup and sprinkles.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
On, takes a milkshake.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Yeah, that's not gonna work.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
It.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Guess to get roasted for that all the time. They'd
be like, oh, ice cream for breakfast and shut up.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
It's pretty much all right.

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