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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Name this video game now. If you know it, don't
blurt it out. I'm going to go around the room.
You raise your hand if you know this classic video game,
raise your hand.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
If you know this classic video game.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Now, I don't know if I.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Know you know what it is? I think so okay, Jenny,
you don't know what it is.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I have an idea. I have one guest, but I
think I'm right.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, I know it. On the count of three, say
it one, two, free man incorrect?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
What really is it? A Invaders the thing that shoots
does with a rocket ship.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And it shoots up Galaxian. Yes, Gallega. Call me and
let me know what this video game is. It is
not pac Man. Wow, and I will get you in
free to David Busters tomorrow night frame. Some sucker will
(01:03):
think they're winning some problems, so call me out six, five, one, nine,
nine k to be it is not pac Man.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Do you have a favorite video game?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm I'm a crossy Road kind of a guy, so
I'm gonna play a lot of Crossy Road.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Does Stardo Valley count They probably don't have that adage.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
No, it's really not a David Buster's kind of a
game of the movie. Okay, air hockey.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I love the one. I don't know what it's called
where you have to punch a bunch of dots.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, blue lights. Yeah. Well, you cheat and you get
your friend to play along with you.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You get up next to it.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, you get two or three friends and you stand
there and you hit all the dots. That's a good
one too.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I don't have two or three friends here.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Play the maze game where you you got like five
seconds to trace the maze with your finger.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
No, that sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's a really fun one.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I hope we get to play some games.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, we've got guesses on the phone here. Let's see
if people are on the phone. Hello, kt w B.
What's your name? Chris? Give me the name of this
video game?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Is it Asteroid?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, that's a guest though. That's a great guest, Chris.
Thanks for playing. Are you coming to Dave and Busters
tomorrow night? I'm gonna try.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I would love to see you there. Okay, thank you
very much. Hello, Katie w B.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What's your name? H Jessica? What's the name of the
what's the game?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Is it Alien Invader or Engason?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Good guest though. Let me try another one, Helen, Katie
w B. What's your name, Eileen? What's your what's your guest?
No it's not centipede. No, maybe this gives it away.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Hope is on the Hope is on the phone. High Hope.
What game is that? Hope? Is it?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Miss miss.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's international women to come on? Hey, Hope, what are
you doing tomorrow night between four and six?
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Going to.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Mention my name and in free? So when you walk in,
just say I'm here with Dave Ryan and they'll let
you in for free.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Hope.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Okay, I'll carry you out on handcuffs. If you mentioned
Dave's name, they're gonna grab two guys. They're gonna come
up and be like, no, no.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
To see you there. Hope.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
All right, thank you, thank you, Hope getting in free?
Mentioned my name tomorrow night at Dave and Busters. It's
one on one point three.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Hey, d w B. Trigger warnings don't work.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I found this article that's really fascinated. I want to
see if you agree with this. It's Katie w B.
Do you hears something like okay, you know we're gonna
talk about this show or whatever. Trigger warning and psychology Today,
a doctor named Kara good One, PhD. She wrote an
article this has trigger warnings don't work. They're well intended.
It's like, okay, if Bailey's like, you know, Bailey's had
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a bad tornado experience, like she was caught in a
tornado and lost her great uncle Sigfried in the inventrade
aum and so now it's like, okay, trigger warning, and
then that's going to keep Bailey feeling safe, so she
doesn't hear, you know, the trigger about a tornado for example. Yeah,
doctor Goodwin says, no, they don't work. They say most
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people ignore them because now they're curious, so they don't
avoid what it is. And then the trigger warning itself
can trigger a response like if I say, oh, trigger warning,
you'll be like, oh my god, tornadoes. Yeah, great uncle
seek freed. So they they're well intended, but they probably
(04:33):
do more harm than good. So here's the summary the article.
I just want to see if you agree. So they
do not seem to impact people's emotionally responses. They do
not reduce the likelihood that you're going to, you know,
like avoid it. So in other words, if I say
trigger warning, you're probably gonna be like, oh, what are
they going to say? And in some cases it might
make it worse and they increase your distress because now
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you have what they call anticipatory anxiety before you hear
or see this content. But what they do say works
is like when you're watching like you know, Max or
something like that, and up in the upper left hand
corner it says nudity, smoking, violence, and drug abuse. Yeah,
that might be like, eh, you know what, not really
in the move for gun violent.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah, they do that in like theater, if you go
and look up a show, you can look up their
content so it has like content warnings or just like
content advisory, so you can see, like what is this
play about, so you can decide whether or not you
want to see it. But like I agree with saying like, oh,
just so you know, trigger warning, I'm about to talk
about this. It really puts whoever's listening to you kind
(05:35):
of in a awkward spot because this has been like
a really big topic in the speech team community because
kids would say, like trigger warning, this speech tackles X,
Y and Z, and so if that makes you uncomfortable,
feel free to remove yourself from this room and you know,
protect your piece or whatever. But then that makes it
so all of the people who are triggered by that
(05:55):
thing have to get up leave the room conspicuously, yain right,
kind of like make a little bit of a spectacle
spectacle of themselves, and the judge who's judging this like
round of the speech team thing can't leave.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
They're the judge. So like what if they're triggered by it,
So what's the point of doing it?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I have a catch twenty two.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, it's just kind of like a weird it's a
weird thing.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Or even like you said, Dave, now that I see
a trigger warning, I'm gonna stick around because I'm curious.
It's kind of like when people say no offense, but
I'm still gonna take offense.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Like that doesn't like just negate.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
The fact that it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's good. That's a good point to see. It's a
good point.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I thought it was interesting somebody texts in and says
that that doctor is from the uf M. Well, very interesting. Okay,
we have some very bright people here in Minnesota. What
do you know if somebody else text in it, Katie
w you be one, Dave. I'm coming out to Dave
and Busters tomorrow. Will you sign my book for me?
That's Erica from Egan.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Absolutely. If you want to bring your book Little Dave's
Amazing Day, you can. I would be more than happy
to sign it for you. So bring it by if
you haven't got it yet. It's on Amazon. It was
a best seller. It's not anymore, but it's still it
was a it was a best seller. I'll take that. Yeah,
Little Dave's Amazing Day great reviews from ages two to
about five years old. So you can get that on Amazon.
(07:08):
And if you've got a copy, bring it by. David Busters.
We'll see you there tomorrow from four until six. Your
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Speaker 2 (07:24):
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(08:13):
but nobody ever brings up. Here's some of the highlights.
We've all pulled open a kitchen drawer and we can't
get it open. Why because there's something stupid like a
spoon or a potato masher that's jammed the drawer, And
you get to reach underneath the lip of the drawer
and like full and fiddle around with it. Another one,
you're laying in bed. You got to pee, but you're
too tired to get out of bed and go to
the bathroom, and your bladder is too full to fall asleep,
(08:35):
so you're laying there and laying there and laying there,
try to go to sleep, and your bladder's like wake
up when you decide you don't need to make a
list for a grocery run, but you get there, just
wander around for a while trying to figure out what
you need, and then.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
You always get home and you're like, gosh, dang it,
I forgot.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
The stupid straw scrubber. That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I always forget a straw scrubbery.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I need one of.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Those like little scrubby things that you stick inside your straw.
Oh you do, Yeah, I always forget. And also anytime
I remember, they're never there.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You have Do you do metal straws like a tree hugger? Jenny?
Over here?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I should, but I have plastic.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
All the sea turtles you're saving around Minnesota, Yeah, I'm
saving a lot of them. You know what.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
You can hate on me, but I'm trying to make
the world a better place, that's true, right, So let
me have my metal straws. And then you go out
and you go to Cariboo and you use your little
straws that get into the oceans and kill sea turtles.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Okay, how often do you wash your metal straws, Jenny?
Speaker 9 (09:27):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Every time?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I use that your plant saving metal straws.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
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and see another one. When you briefly talked to somebody
to party back in two thousand and nine and you've
been Facebook friends ever since, but something will pop up
you're like, I don't remember that you got Craig Nelson?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Who is this guy?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
To know?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
This is?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's half of my friend's list.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Whenever you think you have the perfect spot around a campfire,
well but the smoke keeps zeroing in on you, and
then you say, smoke follows beauty. That's what you got
to say, bose beauty.
Speaker 9 (10:01):
Is Else is something that you actually say to try
to get it away, like something like rabbit I swear.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
To say as a boy. As a boy scout, I
never knew that trick. We would just say smoke.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Follows, beauty goes away, shoe smooke.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Random things everybody experiences, but nobody ever talks about. When
you call somebody and you hope they don't pick up,
just so the mist call can show up and it
looks like you're reached out like, ah, it went to voicemail,
Thank the lord, dude.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I just hope it goes to voicemail so I can
leave a message and not have to.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Talk to Okay, right, sure, yeah, it leaves voice messages
in twenty twenty five, a voicemail, Yes, oh I do.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
No, I don't think that's the thing that people really.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
It calls people in twenty twenty five FaceTime people. Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Another one when you stare at a bad driver as
you pass them, to see if they look as stupid
as they drive.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
With every single person and whatever they look like. I think,
of course.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
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When you swallow some water weird to create this really
had chest pain for a few minutes, like you went
down like a big bubble is in your heart and
your heart's gonna explode or something. Today when you dismantle
a pen only to put it back together again, we've
all done it.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
We don't talk about it, we don't admit it, but
we've all done it.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
When you walk into a room but you forgot what
you went there to do, and you stand there frozen,
you look like a video that's buffering and you're too
tired to pay attention to measurements of top measurements or time,
and later you realize you made about fifteen servings of
the worst pasta you've ever had. When you spend the
entire day in waiting mode because you have an appointment
(11:34):
at two pm. This is absolutely one hundred percent true.
I get in waiting mode whenever there's a social engagement
later in the day, like if I have lunch with Charlie.
Like I got lunch with Charlie at twelve thirty. I
got lunch with Charlie in two hours. I can't do anything.
I got lunch with Charlie another hour and a half.
It's waiting mode, just stare at the wall. Well, the
(11:55):
worst is when it's a nighttime engagement. Yeah, like, oh, okay,
the Peterson's have a little hook out tomorrow, like this
afternoon at five. Now I'm anticipating that all day and
countdown mode. You don't get that way.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I just find other things to fill my time with
until then. So I think, oh, I don't have something
until two thirty. That means I can go on a
two hour walk.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
It's gonna be me tomorrow with David Busters because David
Busters is also something I'm looking forward to. Yeah, I'll
be like, oh, I just got a sit to be
bored until I get to go have fun.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I'm definitely looking forward to David Busters. Yeah, there'll be
a lot of fun tomorrow from four until six. Come
on out and play the new games, get some dinner
tomorrow night, have a couple of drinks. I mean, why not,
It's Friday. We're all gonna be there playing games and
somebody's gonna win like a year long all the gameplay
you want. So we'll see there David Busters Southdale tomorrow.
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So do that now. I know you've been doing it.
Keep playing because the more the play you play, the
better chance you get. Jenny, you say, white rabbit, white rabbit,
White rabbit. Mike smoke going I.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Hate White Rabbit.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
All the text coming in. Yes, I knew there was something.
I just couldn't remember what it was.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
No, no, so now I kind of want to try
it next time out.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I'm out a bonfire.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I can't watch for you to bonfire indoor.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Person wants to invite me to a bonfire. I do
like going and eating more.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Strangers invite you out, and you're always like marrige. Some guys,
some really nice guy. We'll send Bailey an email and say, Bailey,
I would like to take you out. We go play
mini golf, we could go to Mall of America and
go to Crave and get some dinner, and then we
could walk around and go on the rides over at
Nick Universe. And Bailey will be like, hey, sounds like
a creep.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
What are these emails you're seeing? Because I didn't get
that one.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
I got, Hey, Bailey, I have I'm having a bonfire
and I'm going to pick you up and we're going
to drive out into the middle of a field where.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
This bonfire is happening. And then I want to show
you all my knife collection. And that's when I was like, well,
I'll pass okay.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But if a guy writes and says if he proposes
a decent date you would go, then yeah, probably not, Okay,
I don't blame you, all right, We'll be back with
dater coming up next. I'm Katie w B.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
On Katie w B.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You know who has brought you by? Say it with me?
Six yet two injured Heimer and lambers injure law. This
is basically a woman who says that she's had a
bathroom divorce and claims that his and her toilets save
their marriage.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
What let's listen.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
I think a bathroom divorce is best exemplified by two toilets,
two sinks, and two ways to shower orbethe in the morning.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
We have everything separate.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
The pet peeve of my old bathroom was the wet,
sticky floor every time I went to use the toilet. So,
knowing that I use a bathroom with a dry, pristine floor, you.
Speaker 10 (15:09):
Know one of the members and who uses the bathroom
has a prostate and the other doesn't.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, So if you don't get it, the prostate in
a guy is kind of like what regulates the pea stream.
So when you like try to pee that prostate, lets
go and there goes the peace stream the stream, but
if the prostate is swollen, then the peace stream is intermit.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
And even without the prostate, there are some guys that
just have terrible aim.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
No, they do. You're absolutely right. You got a cheerio
in the toilet. Mom used to do. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Former President Barack Obama grew up in Hawaiian moves on
island time. That is to say, his own page nice.
His wife, Michelle says that pisses her right off. She
said yesterday, She's Yesterday, she and her brother Craig Robinson
debuted their IMO podcast. Michelle said her daughters have adapted
to her punctuality, but Barack is just kind of be
(16:04):
there when I get.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
There, he says.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
When she says when it's time to leave, he'd be
getting up and going to the bathroom. I'm like, dude,
it's a three o'clock departure means you've done all that.
Don't start looking for your glasses at departure time. Sounds
like a regular couple. Have you seen the memes that
say what you think marriage is going to be like?
And it's like, oh, you're all cuddly and dancing in
the kitchen and you're giggling in your sitting on the couch.
And what marriage really is is like yelling at each
(16:27):
other from the other room.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
What what what?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I can't hear you in here? Susan does it all
the time. Our house is an echo chamber. She'll sit
on her spot on the couch and I'll be in
my office and She'll be like a lot of hold
and I'm like, I can't hear you in here? Yeah,
how do you really feel?
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
So they were gonna launch the SpaceX crew to mission
to rescue those astronauts that have been up there since
like nine months ago, and they had a hydraulic problem,
so they are going to be up there for a
little while longer.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I don't get that at all. Why what do you mean?
What are you up there doing?
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Like, I know it's not their fault, but like you
just keep telling me, no, we'll come in another couple
of months.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Is there enough food up there?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
How are they know there is? There's there's plenty of food.
I don't know that there's enough to do. I know
they play wordle but that only takes a few minutes,
depending on how good you are.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
But I think I think they launched them up there.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
They were going to be there for like a week
or something, but then there was like a propulsion problem
with the rocket that was going to bring him back down.
They didn't want to risk it, so they said, hey,
would you rather risk dying or stay here where you're
safe on the space station. Well they made the wise choice.
But then they were going to launch a rocket to
meet him yesterday, and then it was like a like
the the low tire things.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Oh, the low tire pressure thing.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
Yeah, that sounds like an episode of For All Mankind.
I think I told you to start watching that show, Dave.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
It was. It was based off NASA. They start, I
mean it was like.
Speaker 9 (17:54):
Way more improvements and like findings of being on Mars
in the moon and stuff or whatever. But there's an
episo where they like are like we can't send up
a crew, like there's issues right now. And then they
got stuck on there for like another year a year,
and one of them went crazy, and.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Is it it's called for All Mankind?
Speaker 9 (18:10):
But it's fictionalized, right, fictionalized super fictional because they're like habitating.
They're like habitating, I think it's Mars. But then there's
also like three groups of them, like Russia's involved.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
There's like a.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
Version of SpaceX that's on there, and then there's NASA
and so yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I think. I'll be honest.
Speaker 9 (18:29):
It's one of those shows where you become obsessed with it.
You get a couple of seasons in and you fall off,
because that's what happened with me. But it's good the
first couple of seasons.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I gotcha. That's what I like about White Lotus. I'm
on season three, which is not real new, but it's
new ish. Yeah, and I've been watching the last couple
of nights and it's so delicious.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
It's delicious.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's just delicious.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
It's like, ho, I just I'm not all the way
caught up. I just have to watch the most recent episode.
But I love the White Lotus. It's so it's like
you're kind of on edge watching it, but you're curious
at the same time, you know what I mean, and
like it's kind of like you don't know what's going
to happen. There's tension, but also it's like fun.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Oh yeah, it's just like it is just I won't
give any details, So check it out. Lady Gaga's first album,
of original material in five years, probably gonna be number
one debuting on the Billboard Album chart. Mayhem contains abracadabrid Disease,
and Die with a smile from Bruno Mars.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yes, it's got fourteen tracks.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Gonna falls just short of sales of her two hundred
and twenty twenty album Chromatica. So still doing quite well.
And by the way, next month is Coachella. Lady Gaga
going to bring Mayhem to Coachella. She turns thirty nine
in two weeks and she wants to avoid the album
flops suffered by Justin Timberlake and Katie Perry So and
(19:46):
a couple more things on the dirt. This is really interesting.
Don Roberts was in the band that did this song
back in the eighties. It's in Vogue. You've heard it.
Even if you weren't around back then, you probably heard
this song somewhere. One of the singers, there was three
of them, was Don Roberts. And she now lives in
her car and she says, well, it's not as bad
as you might think. Here is Don Roberts of in Vogue.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
Has almost three years. I have been living in my car.
I said it, Oh my God, it's out. I've been
living in my car. What I have in a partner,
I know, if I had a choice, I would just
so you guys know, I have a gym membership and
a shower there. This is not like, oh my god,
poor Dawn, she's living in her car and it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Oh what was me?
Speaker 10 (20:34):
It's not that I'm learning about who I am. I'm
learning myself as a person, as a woman. If you
would have said to me while I wasn't in voguing
and me living in your car, one day, I'll be like,
huh No, I'm always gonna have an apartment. I can't
live in my car. We say that we can't do
certain things before you even know we're capable.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
So she sounds like she wants to live in her car,
but I don't know. I mean, she's like like a
van life or maybe kind of a person.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Yeah, I mean she sounds and happy, so and that's
all that matters.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
She sounds like she's doing it on purpose. She said
she could get an apartment if she wanted. It sounds
like she's just going out there living life and then
she's showering at gyms.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
By the way, Chelsea Handler went on Kylie Kelsey's Not
Gonna Lie podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
She made a very good point.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I don't want to hear people getting to know each
other on a flight to Vegas while they're getting drunk.
I want everybody to get on the planes, put on
their headphones, look at their phones, and stick to themselves.
Anybody you meet on the airplane is not your friend.
And if you're desperately talking to somebody, you don't have
enough friends.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Wow. I was the third.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
In a section the other day coming back from Colorado,
and there was this couple. They didn't know each other.
They sat down and started the whole awkward conversation. First
thing I do is I put in my AirPods so
people will not try to talk to me because I
don't I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, I don't want to want to enough.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
See that surprises me, Bailey, because you seem like the
kind of person who would start a conversation with a stranger.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
No, I mean, if we have, but I mean I
might make like a quip, but I'm not gonna like
sit down and be like, so where are you from?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
That sounds like you might do that though, and yeah, okay, yeah,
it's just not my thing. Neither is Chelsea Handler.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
That's funny because we posted that thing on our Instagram
about who would you want to sit next to out
of the four of us on a flight, and a
lot of people said, like, I want to sit next
to Dave, but I think he wouldn't want to talk
to me and his AirPods would be in.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, they tell you to a t I get while
you'd want to sit next to me because I am fascinating, fascinating, right?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
You bring shake and baked chicken on the airplane?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Chicken?
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, I brought a giant shaken bake chicken breast on
the airplane in a ziploc bag and ate it at
the gate. I'mn't gonna throw it away. Is shaking baked
chicken breast. If you're on a Zimpic, here's what's gonna happen.
You're gonna lose weight, You're gonna look hot, and your
ex is gonna text you. This is an a Zimpic
side effect. And it's true people've lost weight with Ozimpic
(22:55):
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options to lose weight. And anyway, what happens you lose weight,
(23:16):
You post pictures of yourself and then all of a
sudden your ex is going to text you and be
like durm girl for something like Hey, do you want
to get coffee? They say it is more common for
women who had lost weight on the drugs than men,
and it's not just exes that are show and interest.
Twenty five percent of people said they'd gotten more matches
and messages on dating apps since they started the weight
(23:38):
loss medication. Fifty percent of people said the weight loss
made them feel more confident, especially true for women, who
are more likely than men to experience a boost in
self esteem, and this confidence is showing up in the bedroom,
responding saying they're more passionate and less inhibited.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
So that is the dirt.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I have some breaking news I want to share real quick,
Please do yet.
Speaker 8 (24:02):
So.
Speaker 9 (24:02):
Earlier in the show, we were talking about how there's
like a guy that's named the Cedar Lake groper because
people on the Cedar Lake Trail have been like going
about their days and someone comes up and like grabs
them or something. Well, he has been arrested, so he
will be charged by multiple accounts. He did admit to
one of them of like a woman that he had grabbed,
(24:22):
but he straight up as like bear hugged people and
like and then when one woman tried to pull away
from him, he like hit her on the head.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Very very bad human.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
And they did find him, and so we don't have
to worry about that on the trails anymore.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I really wish somebody who, like some big guy would
have come to like somebody's rescue and just beat the snile.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
But if that trail all the time, it's just like
not consistently busy, Like it's busy, but you're far enough
away from people that like you could get away with it.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Yeah, And I know exactly where it is that they're
talking about, too, because I walk by it all the time.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Found him. That's good.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Good glad to hear about that. Okay, that is the dirt.
We'll be back in a moment.