July 3, 2025 • 33 mins
A Thursday edition of No Phone Screener Friday, a chat about arcade games, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right, we bumped you back a little bit. It is
on a different day. It's no phone screen or Friday.
Maybe you've heard us do this before. You get on
the radio and we don't you know normally you call
the radio station at six five one nine eight nine KTBB.
We know your name's just like I knew Drew's name
and I knew Gena's name. But this time we don't
screen the phone calls. We answer them raw. We're gonna
raw dog this bit and raw raw dog it right
(00:23):
now with no protection.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
If geez, Dave, why I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Just saying, I'm just trying to paint a picture. So anyway,
you're gonna get on the radio, We're not gonna know
what your name is. We're gonna anonymously interact with you.
We have no idea what you're calling about. Called about Bailey.
You can talk about how the show's not as good
without Jenny here. Maybe you miss Drake. Maybe you hate
the fourth of July and you want to tell us
why you hate the fourth of July. There's fireworks and
I don't like burgers. Whatever it is you want to
talk about, you call us at six five one nine
(00:50):
eight nine KTBB. You get on the phone when on
the radio with no screening. Give me the rules, Bailey.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
The rules are that you cannot plug your business. You
cannot plug like an event that you're having later today
or you know, a school organization, organization event, whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You can't make any plugs.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
There's no plugs, no shout outs because we do shout
outs otherwise. So if you want a shout out, you
just text in. You don't do shout outs, and you
have to be over sixteen in order to call. And
if you don't obey by the rules, you get this
big old sound effect in the background.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And then we'll hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, that sounds fair. Six nine ko. Let's see what
we got. We're gonna row dog this raw dog no
phone screen or fry.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Hello, you're on the radio. What's your name? Chris?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Chris?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Chris? What's up? Chris?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Hey? I want to know if whatever happened to our
dear friend Hiram.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You know, Hiram is retired.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
He's living in Peaco Lakes right now, Peaquat Lakes right now.
He lives in a camper van the Link shore and
he does a lot of wakeboarding.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
He's got to be old, right, he's like really old.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
He's really old. Yeah, I'm glad you remember Hiram. I'll
tell him you said hi.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, I would really love it if you, you know,
come out and get the sheep out of my fust house.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
If you don't know what she's talking about, I can't
even explain it to you. Thanks for calling, Chris, no
phone screen or Friday. You're on, Katie WB What is
your name?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Benjamin?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You're back? What's up?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I'm in a dilemma. Okay, I left the house while
my husband was still sleeping, and no one's given me
any compliments today, so I just wanted to see what
you had to offer me.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Bailey's really good at this, Bailey Benjamin.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
First of all, you are shining light, and like today
is Thursday, but it's technically Friday, which means you are
even more so walking on sunshine. So with every single step,
now that you've got a girl, shoulders back, throw your
hair over your shoulder because you have.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
A lot of he does a whole lot of hair.
Yeah in school, throw your beard back over your shoulder.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Throw your beard over your shoulder and whip whip that
ass around in a circle. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Rip, the chicken soup for the Soul book out of
her hands.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Please now it's my copy.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Miss you got Miss Benjamin.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Now remember if you call, the phone will ring for
a long time because we don't pick it up. We
don't pick it up until you're on the air. You
are on the air right now. What is your name?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Whitney, Whitney? What's up? Good morning?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I so I just work. I work in a car dealership,
and I just I'm thirty three years old and having
a conversation with anyone who's twenty five or younger is
it's painful. I don't want to talk about their feelings anymore.
I'm so over it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Why do you talk about their feelings at the car dealers?
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Then?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Oh my lord, everyone comes to you for advice if
you're slightly cool. I'm only slightly cool, but you know,
they come to you. And it's like, I'm feeling over
one with my task today, and oh my lord, I
just I feel like offer myself.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
At least six times a day.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, don't do that, Oh.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
No, definitely will not. I definitely will not.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, but you know what I think, look at it
in the positive way. I get a lot of people
to come to me. They trust me with things that
they shouldn't tell anybody. And they tell me these things like, yeah,
my husband and I haven't slept together in twelve years,
but I'm sleeping with the God whatever and I and
I'm like hmmmmmmmm, And it's like, Okay, they love you
and they trust you.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
So look at it that way.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
As the random lady that they met at the car dealership.
They trust you. I would always think maybe they don't
have a lot of people to talk to, and.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That would be good too. Thank you, Whitney.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
No Hello, nothing there hello, no phone screen or Friday.
You're on, Katie WB. What's your name?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Go ahead, it's.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
My daughter's eleventh birthday.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I just want to say, happy birthday, Alexis. I love.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Happy birthday Alexis.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, well you got it in. No shout outs, that's
our rule. But she got it in. And happy birthday,
laper say Katie W you be no phone screen or Friday,
no shout outs.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
What's your name? Joey, Joey, Joey, what's up Joey Joey.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
I want I.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Wanted to tell Bailey that she made me cry on
the radio the other day when she was talking about
somebody crying during a Star Trek movie.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
She was laughing when uh Data was dying or Data
sacrifice and saw for the card and the enterprise.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, he cried.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
That made me cry. It was very sad, Bailey. I
love Star Trek.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh well, I love Star Trek too, But it was
a hilarious moment when my sister threw a fit as
like a twelve year old in a movie theater in
front of a bunch of other people, by going hilarious,
hilarious moment, and I cried because I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh that's funny, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I love Star Trek. Hey live long and prosper Joey.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah YouTube, Bailey, take it easy.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You too.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It was such a nerd moment.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Seriously, no more nerd moment.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, you can't play that on me.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
The rule, no added, no Star Trek Katie, would you
be no phone screener Friday. I know we're saying it's Friday.
We normally do this on Friday, and I know it's Thursday,
but it's habit.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
What's your name, Suzanne?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And it's a Friday vibe is what's up, Suzanne.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yes, well I.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Want to talk about or I guess asked about summer festivals.
What's your favorite summer festival to go to every year?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
What's the one that you look forward.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
To every summer?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Dang, does the State Fair count? See?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I was going to say the State Fair.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, state Fair, yeah, head and shoulders. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
When I was in high school, it was the Andover
Family Fun Fest because I'm from Andover and that was
the only one and it was right there and we
could walk. But when I was in high school, they
had rides, and now they don't.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Have rides anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
So why don't they have rides?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't know, because they're cheap.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
They got bouncy houses now, but they had like, you know,
the little tilt worl and everything showed up. And so
I say, if it's got a tilt world, that's the.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
One I want to go to. I like the Latin
Days at Valley Fair.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
It's like, I think, just a weekend that they do
and there's somebody like mari I g bands and Mexican
dancers and stuff, and just because it's like.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
A bit of culture because I'm half Puerto Rican.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
What about you actually going to Valley Fair next weekend.
My my favorite is actually our little.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Hometown festival in August that is called pickle Fest, and
it's exactly what.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
It sounds like.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's it's officially cucumber Festival, but you know you get pickled, so.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You pickle fast.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Let's not teeth this mystery. What city does this take
place in?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
It is in Boyceville, Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Boys Boys, spell it please.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
B O y C E B I L L E
boy Wisconsin and it's the third weekend of August every year.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I got to check that out. I've never heard of
pickle Fest before, or cucumber Fest. Katie w be no
phone screen or Friday. What's your name, Kelly?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I Kelly? What's up?
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I'm just wondering, since you guys are locally famous, if
you guys ever get stopped in stores get pictures of
I know, the proper Ozzi like, aren't with you guys?
But do you guys get stopped frequently?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Sure, I mean once in a while, so you'd be like,
you know, I mean like in cub not too long ago.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It's like a guy's like, hey, excuse me, hate to
bother you? Are you Dave?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Ryan, and my wife loves you. Can you just like
make a little video for And I'm like, yeah, sure,
I don't care. Yeah, but not very often.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Not a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I know gets stopped in the grocery store all the
time for some.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Reason because I go to like the same not even
handful of cubs, and people will spot me. Or there's
this one employee that I guess we're friends now because
he sees me all the time. He's like, hey, VNT,
I'm waiting for it to happen because my family's in
town and I want my mom to feel I want
to be like, and.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
This is my mom.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah exactly because my mom would love that. Yeah, I
get to recognize at events.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
But I like it when I'm at events because then
people say, Bailey, I'm here because you talked about it
and that you told me to come, so that's why
I'm here.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
That's so always come up to me at least I
love it.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
No, absolutely, come up. I would say, Uless, I'm at
the urinal. Don't don't approach me, don't don't extend your
hand for a handshake of the urinal. Nice package, what
a healthy prostate KDWB. No phone screen or Friday. You're
on the radio. What's your name?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Him?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Jason Statham?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Continue, Casey, Jason continue, Casey.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Okay, I was wondering what kind of mortar home do
you have?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
D it says, starts with an E integra integra? Yeah?
How big is it? Thirty?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Nice?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
I want to get.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Do you like it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
We love it, absolutely love it. I've wanted one my
entire adult life, and we finally said, what are we
waiting for? So it's like, if you're looking for something
you can afford it, then don't wait on it. You
could die tomorrow. Casey, you don't know, you never know.
Go buy that bouncy house that you want to get.
It's awesome.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Whoa, I think I'll get it this. Thank you pretty much, Steve.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay, Kasey case keep your feet on the ground and
keep reaching.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
For the stars.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Hereica is top forty.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Katie w B no phone screener Friday.
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
My name is cecc.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Another Casey cc CC what's up?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Cc I.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I just wanted to say that I love your radio
and I have a question.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Sure, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I know that you've answered this about dogs, but if
you were a cat. What kind of cat would you be?
Speaker 9 (10:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
American, short hair, I would be orange and I would be.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
A fat fat Yeah you would.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
And then I have like a little white splotch on
my face or something so it looks like I have.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
A little mustache.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Okay, I'd be a tabby. I like the M on
my forehead. It would be a tabby within it M
on my forehead.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I have no answer. I know nothing about cat breeds.
I didn't know the word cat breeds. Would you be
a black cat? Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Okay, very creative, Bailey. Next one, no phone screen for Friday.
You're on the radio.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Lindsay?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Lindsay?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Well, I just want to say you brought this up.
But nobody misses Drake.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
No, Wow, go into detail, go into detail.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I mean when he was on the radio, I used
to like want to text in and say why is
he on the radio? But then I'm like, why would
I do that? That's not helpful, So instead you call it, well,
you brought it up, so it made me feel better
that now I can get it off my chest.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
No one misses him.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Can I ask a question? Do you feel this way
about me?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Or Bailey.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Now mm oh, she hesitated. She hesitated a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
You're very kind. You know.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I will tell you this when whenever anybody leaves the show,
it could be anybody leaving the show. People will always say, well,
I'm not going to listen again. It's never going to
be the same. And then it's kind of like you
know when your boyfriend dumps you when you're in ninth
grade and.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
You go, I'm never going to be in love again.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Two weeks later you're out with you know, Ethan Randy. Yeah,
so thank you. I'm glad you were still listening.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Can you like that she had the wherewithal to be like,
should I text in? No? That one's be helpful if
only everyone had that.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
No phone screen or Friday, got time for a couple
of more what's your name?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yo? Yo yo?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
It's hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
So today we're going down to Cruise America to check
out some RVs.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Because you heard me be an influencer and you're gonna
bid check one.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Out, right, And I listen to what you say.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yes you do. You're gonna love it. Seriously, go check
it out. You don't need a big one. They don't
even have big ones a Cruise America, and they don't
pay me to say this. I've never got a freebie
from them ever. But if you want to check out
r V life and you don't want the commitment, go
rent one for a week or a weekend.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Where are you gonna go? Are you gonna go somewhere?
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Well?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
That's that's why I'm calling, because I want some suggestions
as to where some first time campers should go.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Ooh, I don't Wisconsin. Dell's has got some campgrounds. I'd
say go somewhere into Wisconsin, or go up somewhere north
to the Koa camp but that's just too boring. Yeah,
because you're I would say go somewhere where it's like,
I don't know, up up north Cloak has got to
cut Koa campground. The thing about an RV is, you know,
you got the RV is set it up, you put
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the hose and all the stuff, and then you're kind
of stuck there unless you have a car or a
bike or something like that.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
So I would I don't. I'm still new at this.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I don't really have a great idea for you.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Just let you know that we'll find someplace to go
and if you look at the news and you see
some black woman running.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
That's me because I was a very upright.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Good to know. I love you, wanna love you. Bye.
Last call, no phone screen or Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
This is Jenna, Hi Jenna, what's up.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I just want to say a big FU to my
spouse for serving me divorce papers with a two month
old and a two year old.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh when did you get the papers?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Two days after my birthday?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Oh did you see did you see it coming?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Not exactly, but I felt something was off.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
So so instead of having a conversation with you, they're
just like, well, here's the papers.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Well we tried talentling. He only went to three sessions
and called it quit. So yeah, he's done everything to
say the marriage.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry about Well you did get your
f you shout out.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
On the radio, love you, I love you back, Jenn.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I have a great weekend. Okay, that is it for
no phone screen or Friday. Thanks for all the phone calls.
We normally do it on Friday, but it's a Friday
Vibe today and we won't be here tomorrow. But we'll
do it again next Friday morning at about seven thirty five,
Get you on the radio on KDWB. We'll be right
back on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show. And
Bailey's had a talent that you won't believe. I didn't
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know she had this talent until recently. Unknown talents, unno talents.
Cocktail shaker, cocktail Shaker'll take it. See, it's way better
than I thought it would be. But I thought it
would be faster than.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You usually like going.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, I know, but this this cocktail Shaker's got a
lot of contents.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And oh this person got a lot of time too,
Yeah he does.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
He's like one of those fancy bartenders with the aprons.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
You you surprise me because just around the time I
get tired of you.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, you bring me back to life.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Let's keep you on your toest on my gravestone.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
All right, we'll be back in a second with you
can't make this stuff up. Hang on, it's coming up
next on Katie w. Who is Jasper te Jowls anyone
uh cartoon character? Well close? He is an animatronic bear
at Chuck e Cheese Jowls. So when I first saw
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this headline, I thought maybe it would mean he would
be stripping to a little sexy little show. They're doing
an adult version of Chuck E Cheese Here. What do
you do there, Llewell, here's the story. It's not adult
like R rated or whatever. They're announced a new spinoff
chain specifically for it. It's called Chuck's Arcade. They just
opened the first ten in malls across the US. Basically
(16:06):
like a normal arcade you see in every mall, but
some of them will have food and alcohol, so it's
kind of like a Dave and Buster's kind of a thing. Yeah,
but it's a Chuck's Arcade. And each location has newer
games like Halo, but also classic games that you might
remember when you were a kid back in the day,
Mortal Kombat, Asteroids, and yes, you can still win your
tickets and get prizes, just like the thrill of getting
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a bunch of points on your ticket down at Dave
and Busters.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
But the days of.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Walking around with the big old stack of tickets are gone.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
The big old bucket and they're over flocked.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, you're like, oh my god, look at this. They
keep coming.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
They come now, it's like they rack them up on
your card, so then you take your card up and truly,
I like the cards better.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah, I mean it's less to you know, manage in
your arms.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
So but it was always like a not a novelty,
but to be like, yeah, I have all these tickets
and showing the kids' faces like, yeah, look at how
many I have.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, the battle as you walk up and you got
an armload of tickets, they count them, but they go, okay,
you can get a jolly rancher for that.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Atari that's it.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I remember Circus Circus, which was similar to Chuck E Cheese,
and they had coins, so you would walk around with
a bucket full of like quarters, yeah, and then they
would say, you know, like Circus Circus on the little coin,
and that was heavy. I think I went there maybe
twice in my life, but I feel like I still
have a Circus Circus coin.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I want to go now. I want to go to
Damon Busters, but I also would check Tho's out. Kids
are welcome to but they really tried to sell the
adult angle and the press release they call it a
spin off of the modern day love later to the
games and people who made Chuck E Cheese great, And
I would definitely I think that we should go to
Dave and Busters again because we had such a good.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Time down there to annihilate you in darts. Who won
darts when we were there? Oh, we played the giant
the weird darts game.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Rightly because it's like a projection darts.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah, you like throw a virtual dart right like a wall.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah yeah yeah, instead of an actual dartboard.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
That was cool.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
And then we did the Hungry Hungry Hippo thing where
the four of us meet you, Dave, Jenny got on
a life size hippo win.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Shout out data investors in Southdale. McDonald's wants to give
us all heartburn before ten o'clock in the morning. They've
announced a new spicy McMuffin going to hit their breakfast
menu next week for a limited time. There are three versions,
spicy egg McMuffin, spicy sausage and a spicy sausage McMuffin
with egg. And all they did is add their spicy
pepper sauce on top. It's a new sauce that comes
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on their spicy mccrispy sandwich. You'll start getting him next Tuesday,
July eighth. They didn't say how long they're gonna be
around for.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
What's the point of Like they always introduce limited time
menu items and then just like they're gonna go away,
almost positively, I guess, to get people there for the
limited time.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Maybe, yeah, I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It's like draw you in, get you in too McDonald's
because it's only a limited time you're going to be there.
So if you're not planning on going to McDonald's, maybe
you're like, oh, I gotta go try the spicy egg McMuffin.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Normally I wouldn't go.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
And then if it's popular, then they make it go
away so that it can come back, like the the
micrib is back. Get your butt cheeks in the door.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
But I think that the McRib if were there all
the time, right, it wouldn't be special exactly.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
It's kind of like Christmas.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
If you have Christmas, like, you know, twelve months out
of the year, it's not fun anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Right. Well, we did that in retail back when I
worked for the Disney Store. We would have these like
little bitty toys that would fly off the shelves and
then we would say, oh, it's going away and it's
being replaced by some other stupid little trinket kind of toy.
So then when it would come back, people would be
like busting down the doors because they'd be like or
sooom zooms back in stock.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I need my sooom Zooms. Like it's no, they're all dumb.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
They're all dumb.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Ye so so strongly about.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
All of that stuff. Hey, one more story about classic
arcade games. And I know that you're probably not old
enough to remember these, but I will give you some
of the top ten classic arcade games. And this is
just I guess somebody did a study or resear arch,
and here we go, number one arcade game, classic arcade
game of all time. Go ahead and take a guess.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Pac Man, Yes, of course, Hey.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Gallega Street Fighter two, Donkey Kong, Frogger, Space Invaders, Mortal Kombat, Asteroids,
miss Packed Man, Teenage Mutant, Ninja, Turtles, Dig doug Is, Centipede, Defender,
Mario Brothers nineteen forty two, The Simpsons arcade game, and
Golden X.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I wish I liked them, but they make me stressed
out every time I play an arcade game. Why because
I'm gonna like lose, and so I'm always like the
whole time, So it's an arcade goes up.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
I get it. There's some pressure.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, you just already know you're gonna lose going into it.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna probably die in some way,
So why bother trying in the first place.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I'll just watch somebody else in critique.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
It's the dumbest thing. Aver.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's a great life to die life too. You're gonna
die one day in life, so is your banity wife.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Why do? Why live? Why try? Why try? You gotta try?
Enjoy it?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
That's a good analogy of life. You've got a short
time while you're playing your arcade game, try your best
instead of going to I'm gonna dog anyway.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Thankfully I'm not being followed by little colorful ghosts all
the time.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Look over your sholder.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Dirt Next, I'm Katie WB Did you babysit last night?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I did. I did for the first time ever.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
You're thirty four years old.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm sorry, not the first time ever babysitting, but the
first time.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Babysitting my baby. She's two, she's two.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
And a half, and my sister. I'm sure she's never
asked me to babysit before. Because I full disclosure, I
do not change diapers. I've maybe done like two in
my entire life, you're willing to do it or you
won't do it. I'm I'm willing to do it, but
like I need someone to teach me more than just
like telling me how to do it. I need to
like stand there with someone and teach me how to
do it so I don't do it wrong.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
What could you get wrong?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Well, she's got like a sensitive butt, I think my niece.
So she has like some kind of diaper or something
yeah that she needs.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Oh yeah, you put the diaper button.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yeah, you on there got like four hip be kind
of dippy stuff that they're I don't know, but I
was babysitting for the first time yesterday. I showed up.
Of course she's napping, and she's napping like on my
sister's spouse. So then they have to wake up. And
so now she's in a terrible mood because she just
woke up from a nap and she was like screaming
bloody murder, absolute bloody murder. And Madison's like my sister Madison.
(22:20):
She's like, well, Bailey, do you want to go see
a movie? Because it doesn't look like we're gonna go.
And I said, just leave she'll end up crying. And
if she'll if she cries for ten minutes, if she
cries for thirty minutes, she'll end up getting exhausted eventually.
And I just try to get her to stop crying,
and she's like yelling, Mama, Mama, Mama, where's mama, where's mama?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
So they leave.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You're there with the baby, Josephine, Josephine, Josephine, you're there.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
It's Bailey and Joe, it's just just us too.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
And she's just absolutely screaming, screaming constantly, and I'm like,
I don't know what to do, but I am justify.
I'm like, I will not tell them to come back.
I will not tell them to come back. So they
were just in the car. I called my sister and
just put her on speakerphone and just be like, hey,
just say you're going to the movie and then you're
gonna be back. Just say you'll be back. And so
then I picked up Josephine. We looked out the window.
(23:07):
We saw Mama's not just standing out there joking. So
I was like, hey, do you wanna do you wanna
go outside or something? She's like yeah, And so she
finally like stopped crying. We put on our shoes, we
went outside, and while we were out there, we're like,
let's just walk to the park.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And then after we went to the park, she was fine.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
We came home, we watched Toy Story and I gave
her nogurt. She was totally fine, and she we just
would like walk quietly holding hands on the way to
the park, just like silently walking, and then she'd.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Go, ooh, a piane, there are a piane in a side.
Ah oh, a rabbit, there's a rabbit. She's so sweet.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
You did fine, then I did, But God, that first
fifteen minutes, I don't know how I did it well.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Babies screaming is meant to alert us that we can't
ignore it because our are Because if we could ignore it,
then that doesn't go with God's plan. We got to
go tend to the crying baby. That's why crying babies
are so rare. To listen to you.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Loud, and I feel like my womb actually shriveled up
and died as I.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Was listening to the screaming. I'm sorry, it's okay. It
was terrifying, but I maybe you did good.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Did you change the baby's diaper.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
No, I didn't. I didn't have to.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
She got changed before I got there, and she's like
on her way out of diapers, so I didn't have
to change a diaper.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Man, I can change a diaper with like you know,
I got like a you know, like a cup of
coffee in one hand.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, your.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You're a peeing pee with the other hand, still changing
the baby with my knees. I can change a baby
like just you know, like magic.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
I'm not as skilled as day clearly, but I definitely
can change a diaper because I have two little sisters
and I did it with them.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I have little cousins. You gotta get to diapers. Change
a game of I was like, never had.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Well when people are like, I can't believe you don't
have to change a diaper. I don't know many babies.
Why would I have to If I don't know any babies.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
You never changed the poopy diaper?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Maybe once?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Okay maybe and then like a pea diaper maybe once,
so probably two in my life.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Question for moms listening and dads too. This was an
our argument in my family. When your baby peas in
their diaper, do you give them the baby wipe treatment
before you put a new baby diaper on them. The
reason I asked this is because there's somebody in my family.
I caught them one time changing their baby the baby
(25:17):
peede big pea soak diaper, and they put a dry
diaper on without wiping the baby's bottom. And I'm like, no, no, no, no,
you gotta wipe that. And they're like, what, it's like,
it's fine. I'm like, no, it's dried pea all over
their little bottom, so you gotta wipe that off.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I feel like, what's common sense? Do you put on
pants right after you poop?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
So let me ask you if you're a mom verified
that I was in the right there or dad too.
You wipe the baby peas, You wipe their little bottom
with a little decertin wipe or whatever it is, and
then you put their little diaper back on.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
They'll pull up.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, now you're just getting another diaper dirty.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Well yeah, and they got dried pea like molding and
growing fungus on their skin.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Then put your pants back on.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Poop is a different story.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
But Pete and I said, and they're like, what, it's
not a big deal, And I'm like, okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well good luck getting a rash on your butt cheeks sheese.
We have a text message that says I was thirty
two when I had my first baby, and I had
never changed a diaper before then. See exactly, if you
don't know a baby, how are you going to change
a diaper? If you don't know any of them?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Borrow one, borrow a baby baby babies dot com now
bar babies dot com.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Uh, here's a text that says, I have a child,
and I always wondered this. I was a wiper, but
my siblings are not. You are in the right, I believe.
If you are a childcare expert or a ped attrician,
I think you can probably back me up on that one. Yeah,
I'd say probably twenty out of twenty one. That's an
odd's dat. Moms wiped their baby butt, No.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Wipe needed, this person said. And then someone said, oh
my god, gross, you wipe every time? Yes, you're supposed to.
You wipe the butt every time? Yeah, people say always wipe.
I've since wipe parents too. Though.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Is another analogy.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
When you're painting, do you just dip your paint brush
into another color?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You put it in the water to get rid of
the color first.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Okay, duh.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Here's the Texas says, it's okay not to wipe a boy,
but definitely wipe a girl if she peas. I'm a
mom of four boys, auntia, six nieces. I'm gonna go
ahead and disagree because boys don't want urine drying on
their skin either. Urine is I mean, here's how you
know urine goes bad. Yeah, don't flush the toilet, leave
it sit there for a day. You come back that night.
It's like, oh, punch. It's a good word for it,
(27:35):
because urine does deteriorate and biodegrade or whatever. You don't
want biodegrading happen on your baby sensitive skin.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Okay, look at that baby corner.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
You always always wipe. Thank you very much.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
From Hollywood's Biggest Celebrities to the latest gossip at Channel four,
it's Dave Dirt on kd W B.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Diddy found not guilty on the most serious counts.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
They acquitted of.
Speaker 10 (28:00):
The sex trafficking, which he was absolutely innocent of.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
They acquitted him of.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
The racketeering conspiracy that he was absolutely innocent of, and
all of the components to it. The kidnapping he was
innocent of that. The arson, he was innocent of that.
The obstructing justice, he was innocent of that. And that
is no longer just me saying that that is the
verdict of our jury.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Okay, I mean it doesn't affect me, so I don't
care that much. But I still don't think they'll ever
bounce back with like, you know, he's more than just
a bad boy.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
He's a bad bad boy.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, Man, Charlie's there and recently had a one night
stand with a very young, much younger person. Now remember
she's forty nine.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
I don't have many of them. I'm sitting here sounding
like I do, so when I do, I'm like, should
have done this in my twenties, probably had three one
night stance in my entire life. But I did just
recently a twenty six year old and it was really amazing.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Sometimes I just wonder why people's talk, you know, and
that's coming from the radio personalities, But like nobody who.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Asked you the podcast hosting.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I think that your job when you go on a
podcast is to have a spicy story. Yeah, Like when
you watch the Tonight Show, Jimmy will set up a
question that he knows in advance, like, so, do you
do anything fun on your summer vacation?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
And he's not looking for like nah, no, not really
set around the house. He has been set up in advance.
So your job when you go on a talk show
is to have an interesting story.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I try to have an interesting story all the time.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Does it work?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
No, it was certainly not.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Here's one.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
So Orlando Blooms getting real vague bookie again, because that's
what he's on right now. He's talking about loneliness and
sadness after he's split up from Katie Perry. So apparently
had a great time at Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos's
wedding and now he's looking back and he's like, oh,
but I'm sad.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
So he's been posting.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Things that say thing say something like even a happy
life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the
word happy would lose its meaning if we're not balanced
by sadness.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
You know what, He's got a point. He's got a point. Though.
He is the vague booking.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yet, Yeah, very much vague booking And for some reason
he's just really on that train right now, vague book train.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Kendrick Lamar and Sissa have reached a musical milestone. The
two the highest grossing co headlining tour of all time.
It used to be held by Jay Z and Beyonce,
but now the Grand Nationals tours, bringing in an average
eleven point one million per show, have sold over one
point one million tickets and every night each show has
about forty eight thousand people in it, which is really
good for Kendrick and Sis.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Are they still going it's still touring? Yes, they are still.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
And then Kendrick is planning to do Mexico, South America
and some other country.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I don't think says is going on part of the
next leg. But yeah, are they in love? Do we know?
Speaker 9 (30:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
They should be? No, No, no, I think they should
be in love. No, Siss is my future baby Mama,
thank you, she knows.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Don't Ariana Grande is going to tour with barbar streisand
no she's not. But they did do a collaboration.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
She paved the.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
Way for women to be directors and to hold their
own in the recording studio and be more than just
the artist or the voice or the actress. We're so lucky,
though none of us know life without Barbera in it.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
I bet before she worked with her, she couldn't name
one barber streisand.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Song are you on a Grande?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
No, she's a huge theater kid. She totally cut Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Maybe come over.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
There making the Hollywood Walk of Fame Class of twenty
twenty six, rolling it out with people like Miley Cyrus, Shaq,
Demi Moore, Timothy Shallomy. I heard it like some special
thing that they're doing all the host from Good Morning America.
It's like a double ceremony with Robin Roberts, George Stephanopoulos.
I guess because Michael strahan just got there maybe ten
is years ago, that he's not included in that, but
(31:43):
he is on Good Morning America.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So good for them.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Even though it's not really an honor because you pay
for it, I guess it is.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
It is you still get nominated. So yeah, I didn't
realize that. I thought you did literally just pay for
it and you had to be famous.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
By the way, we're going to go back for a second.
Dirtis brought to you by sixty one two Injured Heimer
and Lammer's Injury Law. I was talking about how a
relative of mine changed her baby and didn't wipe after
she had peede. It's just a pee diaper. And I'm
like that you got a wipe, and they're like, no,
I just don't. So there is a big division on
this via text messaging. This text says, for example, I'm
(32:16):
a director of a childcare center. Absolutely wipe the child
every time. The next one, always wipe for any diaper change,
boy or girl, always wipe. You're right, that is dried
still wet pee. It's gross. I want my baby to
feel fresh. Another one a mom of two under two.
You absolutely wipe after they pee. The rash would be
so bad. And then some other people say, no, I
(32:39):
never do diapers, wick away the pee. Boys and men
don't wipe after they pee. I'm a mom of three
and also a parent educator the o K. And then
somebody says it's rough on their little bottom if you
wipe too much.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Wipe you kids, man, like get sensitive white, just get
sensitive skin white. Literally.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I mean, I say, I don't have freaking kids, so like,
what do I know?
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Me neither, but I at least know wipe your kids
and then whether they need to wife. What's the other
one awkward for all those things or like little creams
and stuff to help your kids and not get or rashes.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Parent of the year, non parente. All right, that is
the dirt on KD double U B if you miss
War of the Roses. It's a spicy one and you
will hear it next on KD Double
Right, we bumped you back a little bit. It is
on a different day. It's no phone screen or Friday.
Maybe you've heard us do this before. You get on
the radio and we don't you know normally you call
the radio station at six five one nine eight nine KTBB.
We know your name's just like I knew Drew's name
and I knew Gena's name. But this time we don't
screen the phone calls. We answer them raw. We're gonna
raw dog this bit and raw raw dog it right
(00:23):
now with no protection.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
If geez, Dave, why I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Just saying, I'm just trying to paint a picture. So anyway,
you're gonna get on the radio, We're not gonna know
what your name is. We're gonna anonymously interact with you.
We have no idea what you're calling about. Called about Bailey.
You can talk about how the show's not as good
without Jenny here. Maybe you miss Drake. Maybe you hate
the fourth of July and you want to tell us
why you hate the fourth of July. There's fireworks and
I don't like burgers. Whatever it is you want to
talk about, you call us at six five one nine
(00:50):
eight nine KTBB. You get on the phone when on
the radio with no screening. Give me the rules, Bailey.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
The rules are that you cannot plug your business. You
cannot plug like an event that you're having later today
or you know, a school organization, organization event, whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You can't make any plugs.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
There's no plugs, no shout outs because we do shout
outs otherwise. So if you want a shout out, you
just text in. You don't do shout outs, and you
have to be over sixteen in order to call. And
if you don't obey by the rules, you get this
big old sound effect in the background.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And then we'll hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, that sounds fair. Six nine ko. Let's see what
we got. We're gonna row dog this raw dog no
phone screen or fry.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Hello, you're on the radio. What's your name? Chris?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Chris?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Chris? What's up? Chris?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Hey? I want to know if whatever happened to our
dear friend Hiram.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You know, Hiram is retired.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
He's living in Peaco Lakes right now, Peaquat Lakes right now.
He lives in a camper van the Link shore and
he does a lot of wakeboarding.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
He's got to be old, right, he's like really old.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
He's really old. Yeah, I'm glad you remember Hiram. I'll
tell him you said hi.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, I would really love it if you, you know,
come out and get the sheep out of my fust house.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
If you don't know what she's talking about, I can't
even explain it to you. Thanks for calling, Chris, no
phone screen or Friday. You're on, Katie WB What is
your name?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Benjamin?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You're back? What's up?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I'm in a dilemma. Okay, I left the house while
my husband was still sleeping, and no one's given me
any compliments today, so I just wanted to see what
you had to offer me.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Bailey's really good at this, Bailey Benjamin.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
First of all, you are shining light, and like today
is Thursday, but it's technically Friday, which means you are
even more so walking on sunshine. So with every single step,
now that you've got a girl, shoulders back, throw your
hair over your shoulder because you have.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
A lot of he does a whole lot of hair.
Yeah in school, throw your beard back over your shoulder.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Throw your beard over your shoulder and whip whip that
ass around in a circle. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Rip, the chicken soup for the Soul book out of
her hands.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Please now it's my copy.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Miss you got Miss Benjamin.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Now remember if you call, the phone will ring for
a long time because we don't pick it up. We
don't pick it up until you're on the air. You
are on the air right now. What is your name?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Whitney, Whitney? What's up? Good morning?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I so I just work. I work in a car dealership,
and I just I'm thirty three years old and having
a conversation with anyone who's twenty five or younger is
it's painful. I don't want to talk about their feelings anymore.
I'm so over it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Why do you talk about their feelings at the car dealers?
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Then?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Oh my lord, everyone comes to you for advice if
you're slightly cool. I'm only slightly cool, but you know,
they come to you. And it's like, I'm feeling over
one with my task today, and oh my lord, I
just I feel like offer myself.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
At least six times a day.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, don't do that, Oh.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
No, definitely will not. I definitely will not.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, but you know what I think, look at it
in the positive way. I get a lot of people
to come to me. They trust me with things that
they shouldn't tell anybody. And they tell me these things like, yeah,
my husband and I haven't slept together in twelve years,
but I'm sleeping with the God whatever and I and
I'm like hmmmmmmmm, And it's like, Okay, they love you
and they trust you.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
So look at it that way.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
As the random lady that they met at the car dealership.
They trust you. I would always think maybe they don't
have a lot of people to talk to, and.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That would be good too. Thank you, Whitney.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
No Hello, nothing there hello, no phone screen or Friday.
You're on, Katie WB. What's your name?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Go ahead, it's.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
My daughter's eleventh birthday.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I just want to say, happy birthday, Alexis. I love.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Happy birthday Alexis.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, well you got it in. No shout outs, that's
our rule. But she got it in. And happy birthday,
laper say Katie W you be no phone screen or Friday,
no shout outs.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
What's your name? Joey, Joey, Joey, what's up Joey Joey.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
I want I.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Wanted to tell Bailey that she made me cry on
the radio the other day when she was talking about
somebody crying during a Star Trek movie.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
She was laughing when uh Data was dying or Data
sacrifice and saw for the card and the enterprise.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, he cried.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
That made me cry. It was very sad, Bailey. I
love Star Trek.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh well, I love Star Trek too, But it was
a hilarious moment when my sister threw a fit as
like a twelve year old in a movie theater in
front of a bunch of other people, by going hilarious,
hilarious moment, and I cried because I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh that's funny, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I love Star Trek. Hey live long and prosper Joey.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah YouTube, Bailey, take it easy.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You too.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It was such a nerd moment.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Seriously, no more nerd moment.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, you can't play that on me.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
The rule, no added, no Star Trek Katie, would you
be no phone screener Friday. I know we're saying it's Friday.
We normally do this on Friday, and I know it's Thursday,
but it's habit.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
What's your name, Suzanne?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And it's a Friday vibe is what's up, Suzanne.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yes, well I.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Want to talk about or I guess asked about summer festivals.
What's your favorite summer festival to go to every year?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
What's the one that you look forward.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
To every summer?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Dang, does the State Fair count? See?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I was going to say the State Fair.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, state Fair, yeah, head and shoulders. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
When I was in high school, it was the Andover
Family Fun Fest because I'm from Andover and that was
the only one and it was right there and we
could walk. But when I was in high school, they
had rides, and now they don't.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Have rides anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
So why don't they have rides?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't know, because they're cheap.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
They got bouncy houses now, but they had like, you know,
the little tilt worl and everything showed up. And so
I say, if it's got a tilt world, that's the.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
One I want to go to. I like the Latin
Days at Valley Fair.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
It's like, I think, just a weekend that they do
and there's somebody like mari I g bands and Mexican
dancers and stuff, and just because it's like.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
A bit of culture because I'm half Puerto Rican.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
What about you actually going to Valley Fair next weekend.
My my favorite is actually our little.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Hometown festival in August that is called pickle Fest, and
it's exactly what.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
It sounds like.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's it's officially cucumber Festival, but you know you get pickled, so.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You pickle fast.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Let's not teeth this mystery. What city does this take
place in?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
It is in Boyceville, Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Boys Boys, spell it please.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
B O y C E B I L L E
boy Wisconsin and it's the third weekend of August every year.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I got to check that out. I've never heard of
pickle Fest before, or cucumber Fest. Katie w be no
phone screen or Friday. What's your name, Kelly?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I Kelly? What's up?
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I'm just wondering, since you guys are locally famous, if
you guys ever get stopped in stores get pictures of
I know, the proper Ozzi like, aren't with you guys?
But do you guys get stopped frequently?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Sure, I mean once in a while, so you'd be like,
you know, I mean like in cub not too long ago.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It's like a guy's like, hey, excuse me, hate to
bother you? Are you Dave?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Ryan, and my wife loves you. Can you just like
make a little video for And I'm like, yeah, sure,
I don't care. Yeah, but not very often.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Not a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I know gets stopped in the grocery store all the
time for some.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Reason because I go to like the same not even
handful of cubs, and people will spot me. Or there's
this one employee that I guess we're friends now because
he sees me all the time. He's like, hey, VNT,
I'm waiting for it to happen because my family's in
town and I want my mom to feel I want
to be like, and.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
This is my mom.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah exactly because my mom would love that. Yeah, I
get to recognize at events.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
But I like it when I'm at events because then
people say, Bailey, I'm here because you talked about it
and that you told me to come, so that's why
I'm here.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
That's so always come up to me at least I
love it.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
No, absolutely, come up. I would say, Uless, I'm at
the urinal. Don't don't approach me, don't don't extend your
hand for a handshake of the urinal. Nice package, what
a healthy prostate KDWB. No phone screen or Friday. You're
on the radio. What's your name?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Him?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Jason Statham?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Continue, Casey, Jason continue, Casey.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Okay, I was wondering what kind of mortar home do
you have?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
D it says, starts with an E integra integra? Yeah?
How big is it? Thirty?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Nice?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
I want to get.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Do you like it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
We love it, absolutely love it. I've wanted one my
entire adult life, and we finally said, what are we
waiting for? So it's like, if you're looking for something
you can afford it, then don't wait on it. You
could die tomorrow. Casey, you don't know, you never know.
Go buy that bouncy house that you want to get.
It's awesome.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Whoa, I think I'll get it this. Thank you pretty much, Steve.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay, Kasey case keep your feet on the ground and
keep reaching.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
For the stars.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Hereica is top forty.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Katie w B no phone screener Friday.
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
My name is cecc.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Another Casey cc CC what's up?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Cc I.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I just wanted to say that I love your radio
and I have a question.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Sure, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I know that you've answered this about dogs, but if
you were a cat. What kind of cat would you be?
Speaker 9 (10:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
American, short hair, I would be orange and I would be.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
A fat fat Yeah you would.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
And then I have like a little white splotch on
my face or something so it looks like I have.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
A little mustache.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Okay, I'd be a tabby. I like the M on
my forehead. It would be a tabby within it M
on my forehead.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I have no answer. I know nothing about cat breeds.
I didn't know the word cat breeds. Would you be
a black cat? Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Okay, very creative, Bailey. Next one, no phone screen for Friday.
You're on the radio.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Lindsay?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Lindsay?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Well, I just want to say you brought this up.
But nobody misses Drake.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
No, Wow, go into detail, go into detail.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I mean when he was on the radio, I used
to like want to text in and say why is
he on the radio? But then I'm like, why would
I do that? That's not helpful, So instead you call it, well,
you brought it up, so it made me feel better
that now I can get it off my chest.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
No one misses him.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Can I ask a question? Do you feel this way
about me?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Or Bailey.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Now mm oh, she hesitated. She hesitated a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
You're very kind. You know.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I will tell you this when whenever anybody leaves the show,
it could be anybody leaving the show. People will always say, well,
I'm not going to listen again. It's never going to
be the same. And then it's kind of like you
know when your boyfriend dumps you when you're in ninth
grade and.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
You go, I'm never going to be in love again.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Two weeks later you're out with you know, Ethan Randy. Yeah,
so thank you. I'm glad you were still listening.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Can you like that she had the wherewithal to be like,
should I text in? No? That one's be helpful if
only everyone had that.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
No phone screen or Friday, got time for a couple
of more what's your name?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yo? Yo yo?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
It's hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
So today we're going down to Cruise America to check
out some RVs.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Because you heard me be an influencer and you're gonna
bid check one.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Out, right, And I listen to what you say.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yes you do. You're gonna love it. Seriously, go check
it out. You don't need a big one. They don't
even have big ones a Cruise America, and they don't
pay me to say this. I've never got a freebie
from them ever. But if you want to check out
r V life and you don't want the commitment, go
rent one for a week or a weekend.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Where are you gonna go? Are you gonna go somewhere?
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Well?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
That's that's why I'm calling, because I want some suggestions
as to where some first time campers should go.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Ooh, I don't Wisconsin. Dell's has got some campgrounds. I'd
say go somewhere into Wisconsin, or go up somewhere north
to the Koa camp but that's just too boring. Yeah,
because you're I would say go somewhere where it's like,
I don't know, up up north Cloak has got to
cut Koa campground. The thing about an RV is, you know,
you got the RV is set it up, you put
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the hose and all the stuff, and then you're kind
of stuck there unless you have a car or a
bike or something like that.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
So I would I don't. I'm still new at this.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I don't really have a great idea for you.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Just let you know that we'll find someplace to go
and if you look at the news and you see
some black woman running.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
That's me because I was a very upright.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Good to know. I love you, wanna love you. Bye.
Last call, no phone screen or Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
This is Jenna, Hi Jenna, what's up.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I just want to say a big FU to my
spouse for serving me divorce papers with a two month
old and a two year old.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh when did you get the papers?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Two days after my birthday?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Oh did you see did you see it coming?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Not exactly, but I felt something was off.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
So so instead of having a conversation with you, they're
just like, well, here's the papers.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Well we tried talentling. He only went to three sessions
and called it quit. So yeah, he's done everything to
say the marriage.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry about Well you did get your
f you shout out.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
On the radio, love you, I love you back, Jenn.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I have a great weekend. Okay, that is it for
no phone screen or Friday. Thanks for all the phone calls.
We normally do it on Friday, but it's a Friday
Vibe today and we won't be here tomorrow. But we'll
do it again next Friday morning at about seven thirty five,
Get you on the radio on KDWB. We'll be right
back on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show. And
Bailey's had a talent that you won't believe. I didn't
(14:45):
know she had this talent until recently. Unknown talents, unno talents.
Cocktail shaker, cocktail Shaker'll take it. See, it's way better
than I thought it would be. But I thought it
would be faster than.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You usually like going.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, I know, but this this cocktail Shaker's got a
lot of contents.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And oh this person got a lot of time too,
Yeah he does.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
He's like one of those fancy bartenders with the aprons.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
You you surprise me because just around the time I
get tired of you.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, you bring me back to life.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Let's keep you on your toest on my gravestone.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
All right, we'll be back in a second with you
can't make this stuff up. Hang on, it's coming up
next on Katie w. Who is Jasper te Jowls anyone
uh cartoon character? Well close? He is an animatronic bear
at Chuck e Cheese Jowls. So when I first saw
(15:44):
this headline, I thought maybe it would mean he would
be stripping to a little sexy little show. They're doing
an adult version of Chuck E Cheese Here. What do
you do there, Llewell, here's the story. It's not adult
like R rated or whatever. They're announced a new spinoff
chain specifically for it. It's called Chuck's Arcade. They just
opened the first ten in malls across the US. Basically
(16:06):
like a normal arcade you see in every mall, but
some of them will have food and alcohol, so it's
kind of like a Dave and Buster's kind of a thing. Yeah,
but it's a Chuck's Arcade. And each location has newer
games like Halo, but also classic games that you might
remember when you were a kid back in the day,
Mortal Kombat, Asteroids, and yes, you can still win your
tickets and get prizes, just like the thrill of getting
(16:29):
a bunch of points on your ticket down at Dave
and Busters.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
But the days of.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Walking around with the big old stack of tickets are gone.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
The big old bucket and they're over flocked.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, you're like, oh my god, look at this. They
keep coming.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
They come now, it's like they rack them up on
your card, so then you take your card up and truly,
I like the cards better.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah, I mean it's less to you know, manage in
your arms.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
So but it was always like a not a novelty,
but to be like, yeah, I have all these tickets
and showing the kids' faces like, yeah, look at how
many I have.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, the battle as you walk up and you got
an armload of tickets, they count them, but they go, okay,
you can get a jolly rancher for that.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Atari that's it.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I remember Circus Circus, which was similar to Chuck E Cheese,
and they had coins, so you would walk around with
a bucket full of like quarters, yeah, and then they
would say, you know, like Circus Circus on the little coin,
and that was heavy. I think I went there maybe
twice in my life, but I feel like I still
have a Circus Circus coin.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I want to go now. I want to go to
Damon Busters, but I also would check Tho's out. Kids
are welcome to but they really tried to sell the
adult angle and the press release they call it a
spin off of the modern day love later to the
games and people who made Chuck E Cheese great, And
I would definitely I think that we should go to
Dave and Busters again because we had such a good.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Time down there to annihilate you in darts. Who won
darts when we were there? Oh, we played the giant
the weird darts game.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Rightly because it's like a projection darts.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah, you like throw a virtual dart right like a wall.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah yeah yeah, instead of an actual dartboard.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
That was cool.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
And then we did the Hungry Hungry Hippo thing where
the four of us meet you, Dave, Jenny got on
a life size hippo win.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Shout out data investors in Southdale. McDonald's wants to give
us all heartburn before ten o'clock in the morning. They've
announced a new spicy McMuffin going to hit their breakfast
menu next week for a limited time. There are three versions,
spicy egg McMuffin, spicy sausage and a spicy sausage McMuffin
with egg. And all they did is add their spicy
pepper sauce on top. It's a new sauce that comes
(18:34):
on their spicy mccrispy sandwich. You'll start getting him next Tuesday,
July eighth. They didn't say how long they're gonna be
around for.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
What's the point of Like they always introduce limited time
menu items and then just like they're gonna go away,
almost positively, I guess, to get people there for the
limited time.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Maybe, yeah, I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It's like draw you in, get you in too McDonald's
because it's only a limited time you're going to be there.
So if you're not planning on going to McDonald's, maybe
you're like, oh, I gotta go try the spicy egg McMuffin.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Normally I wouldn't go.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
And then if it's popular, then they make it go
away so that it can come back, like the the
micrib is back. Get your butt cheeks in the door.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
But I think that the McRib if were there all
the time, right, it wouldn't be special exactly.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
It's kind of like Christmas.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
If you have Christmas, like, you know, twelve months out
of the year, it's not fun anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Right. Well, we did that in retail back when I
worked for the Disney Store. We would have these like
little bitty toys that would fly off the shelves and
then we would say, oh, it's going away and it's
being replaced by some other stupid little trinket kind of toy.
So then when it would come back, people would be
like busting down the doors because they'd be like or
sooom zooms back in stock.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I need my sooom Zooms. Like it's no, they're all dumb.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
They're all dumb.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Ye so so strongly about.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
All of that stuff. Hey, one more story about classic
arcade games. And I know that you're probably not old
enough to remember these, but I will give you some
of the top ten classic arcade games. And this is
just I guess somebody did a study or resear arch,
and here we go, number one arcade game, classic arcade
game of all time. Go ahead and take a guess.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Pac Man, Yes, of course, Hey.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Gallega Street Fighter two, Donkey Kong, Frogger, Space Invaders, Mortal Kombat, Asteroids,
miss Packed Man, Teenage Mutant, Ninja, Turtles, Dig doug Is, Centipede, Defender,
Mario Brothers nineteen forty two, The Simpsons arcade game, and
Golden X.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I wish I liked them, but they make me stressed
out every time I play an arcade game. Why because
I'm gonna like lose, and so I'm always like the
whole time, So it's an arcade goes up.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
I get it. There's some pressure.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, you just already know you're gonna lose going into it.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna probably die in some way,
So why bother trying in the first place.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I'll just watch somebody else in critique.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
It's the dumbest thing. Aver.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's a great life to die life too. You're gonna
die one day in life, so is your banity wife.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Why do? Why live? Why try? Why try? You gotta try?
Enjoy it?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
That's a good analogy of life. You've got a short
time while you're playing your arcade game, try your best
instead of going to I'm gonna dog anyway.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Thankfully I'm not being followed by little colorful ghosts all
the time.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Look over your sholder.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Dirt Next, I'm Katie WB Did you babysit last night?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I did. I did for the first time ever.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
You're thirty four years old.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm sorry, not the first time ever babysitting, but the
first time.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Babysitting my baby. She's two, she's two.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
And a half, and my sister. I'm sure she's never
asked me to babysit before. Because I full disclosure, I
do not change diapers. I've maybe done like two in
my entire life, you're willing to do it or you
won't do it. I'm I'm willing to do it, but
like I need someone to teach me more than just
like telling me how to do it. I need to
like stand there with someone and teach me how to
do it so I don't do it wrong.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
What could you get wrong?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Well, she's got like a sensitive butt, I think my niece.
So she has like some kind of diaper or something
yeah that she needs.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Oh yeah, you put the diaper button.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yeah, you on there got like four hip be kind
of dippy stuff that they're I don't know, but I
was babysitting for the first time yesterday. I showed up.
Of course she's napping, and she's napping like on my
sister's spouse. So then they have to wake up. And
so now she's in a terrible mood because she just
woke up from a nap and she was like screaming
bloody murder, absolute bloody murder. And Madison's like my sister Madison.
(22:20):
She's like, well, Bailey, do you want to go see
a movie? Because it doesn't look like we're gonna go.
And I said, just leave she'll end up crying. And
if she'll if she cries for ten minutes, if she
cries for thirty minutes, she'll end up getting exhausted eventually.
And I just try to get her to stop crying,
and she's like yelling, Mama, Mama, Mama, where's mama, where's mama?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
So they leave.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You're there with the baby, Josephine, Josephine, Josephine, you're there.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
It's Bailey and Joe, it's just just us too.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
And she's just absolutely screaming, screaming constantly, and I'm like,
I don't know what to do, but I am justify.
I'm like, I will not tell them to come back.
I will not tell them to come back. So they
were just in the car. I called my sister and
just put her on speakerphone and just be like, hey,
just say you're going to the movie and then you're
gonna be back. Just say you'll be back. And so
then I picked up Josephine. We looked out the window.
(23:07):
We saw Mama's not just standing out there joking. So
I was like, hey, do you wanna do you wanna
go outside or something? She's like yeah, And so she
finally like stopped crying. We put on our shoes, we
went outside, and while we were out there, we're like,
let's just walk to the park.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And then after we went to the park, she was fine.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
We came home, we watched Toy Story and I gave
her nogurt. She was totally fine, and she we just
would like walk quietly holding hands on the way to
the park, just like silently walking, and then she'd.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Go, ooh, a piane, there are a piane in a side.
Ah oh, a rabbit, there's a rabbit. She's so sweet.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
You did fine, then I did, But God, that first
fifteen minutes, I don't know how I did it well.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Babies screaming is meant to alert us that we can't
ignore it because our are Because if we could ignore it,
then that doesn't go with God's plan. We got to
go tend to the crying baby. That's why crying babies
are so rare. To listen to you.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Loud, and I feel like my womb actually shriveled up
and died as I.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Was listening to the screaming. I'm sorry, it's okay. It
was terrifying, but I maybe you did good.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Did you change the baby's diaper.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
No, I didn't. I didn't have to.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
She got changed before I got there, and she's like
on her way out of diapers, so I didn't have
to change a diaper.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Man, I can change a diaper with like you know,
I got like a you know, like a cup of
coffee in one hand.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, your.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You're a peeing pee with the other hand, still changing
the baby with my knees. I can change a baby
like just you know, like magic.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
I'm not as skilled as day clearly, but I definitely
can change a diaper because I have two little sisters
and I did it with them.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I have little cousins. You gotta get to diapers. Change
a game of I was like, never had.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Well when people are like, I can't believe you don't
have to change a diaper. I don't know many babies.
Why would I have to If I don't know any babies.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
You never changed the poopy diaper?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Maybe once?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Okay maybe and then like a pea diaper maybe once,
so probably two in my life.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Question for moms listening and dads too. This was an
our argument in my family. When your baby peas in
their diaper, do you give them the baby wipe treatment
before you put a new baby diaper on them. The
reason I asked this is because there's somebody in my family.
I caught them one time changing their baby the baby
(25:17):
peede big pea soak diaper, and they put a dry
diaper on without wiping the baby's bottom. And I'm like, no, no, no, no,
you gotta wipe that. And they're like, what, it's like,
it's fine. I'm like, no, it's dried pea all over
their little bottom, so you gotta wipe that off.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I feel like, what's common sense? Do you put on
pants right after you poop?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
So let me ask you if you're a mom verified
that I was in the right there or dad too.
You wipe the baby peas, You wipe their little bottom
with a little decertin wipe or whatever it is, and
then you put their little diaper back on.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
They'll pull up.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, now you're just getting another diaper dirty.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Well yeah, and they got dried pea like molding and
growing fungus on their skin.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Then put your pants back on.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Poop is a different story.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
But Pete and I said, and they're like, what, it's
not a big deal, And I'm like, okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well good luck getting a rash on your butt cheeks sheese.
We have a text message that says I was thirty
two when I had my first baby, and I had
never changed a diaper before then. See exactly, if you
don't know a baby, how are you going to change
a diaper? If you don't know any of them?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
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Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Uh, here's a text that says, I have a child,
and I always wondered this. I was a wiper, but
my siblings are not. You are in the right, I believe.
If you are a childcare expert or a ped attrician,
I think you can probably back me up on that one. Yeah,
I'd say probably twenty out of twenty one. That's an
odd's dat. Moms wiped their baby butt, No.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Wipe needed, this person said. And then someone said, oh
my god, gross, you wipe every time? Yes, you're supposed to.
You wipe the butt every time? Yeah, people say always wipe.
I've since wipe parents too. Though.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Is another analogy.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
When you're painting, do you just dip your paint brush
into another color?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You put it in the water to get rid of
the color first.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Okay, duh.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Here's the Texas says, it's okay not to wipe a boy,
but definitely wipe a girl if she peas. I'm a
mom of four boys, auntia, six nieces. I'm gonna go
ahead and disagree because boys don't want urine drying on
their skin either. Urine is I mean, here's how you
know urine goes bad. Yeah, don't flush the toilet, leave
it sit there for a day. You come back that night.
It's like, oh, punch. It's a good word for it,
(27:35):
because urine does deteriorate and biodegrade or whatever. You don't
want biodegrading happen on your baby sensitive skin.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Okay, look at that baby corner.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
You always always wipe. Thank you very much.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
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it's Dave Dirt on kd W B.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Diddy found not guilty on the most serious counts.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
They acquitted of.
Speaker 10 (28:00):
The sex trafficking, which he was absolutely innocent of.
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They acquitted him of.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
The racketeering conspiracy that he was absolutely innocent of, and
all of the components to it. The kidnapping he was
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Okay, I mean it doesn't affect me, so I don't
care that much. But I still don't think they'll ever
bounce back with like, you know, he's more than just
a bad boy.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
He's a bad bad boy.
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Man.
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Yeah, Man, Charlie's there and recently had a one night
stand with a very young, much younger person. Now remember
she's forty nine.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
I don't have many of them. I'm sitting here sounding
like I do, so when I do, I'm like, should
have done this in my twenties, probably had three one
night stance in my entire life. But I did just
recently a twenty six year old and it was really amazing.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Sometimes I just wonder why people's talk, you know, and
that's coming from the radio personalities, But like nobody who.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Asked you the podcast hosting.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I think that your job when you go on a
podcast is to have a spicy story. Yeah, Like when
you watch the Tonight Show, Jimmy will set up a
question that he knows in advance, like, so, do you
do anything fun on your summer vacation?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
And he's not looking for like nah, no, not really
set around the house. He has been set up in advance.
So your job when you go on a talk show
is to have an interesting story.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I try to have an interesting story all the time.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Does it work?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
No, it was certainly not.
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Here's one.
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So Orlando Blooms getting real vague bookie again, because that's
what he's on right now. He's talking about loneliness and
sadness after he's split up from Katie Perry. So apparently
had a great time at Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos's
wedding and now he's looking back and he's like, oh,
but I'm sad.
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Things that say thing say something like even a happy
life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the
word happy would lose its meaning if we're not balanced
by sadness.
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You know what, He's got a point. He's got a point. Though.
He is the vague booking.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yet, Yeah, very much vague booking And for some reason
he's just really on that train right now, vague book train.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Kendrick Lamar and Sissa have reached a musical milestone. The
two the highest grossing co headlining tour of all time.
It used to be held by Jay Z and Beyonce,
but now the Grand Nationals tours, bringing in an average
eleven point one million per show, have sold over one
point one million tickets and every night each show has
about forty eight thousand people in it, which is really
good for Kendrick and Sis.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Are they still going it's still touring? Yes, they are still.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
And then Kendrick is planning to do Mexico, South America
and some other country.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I don't think says is going on part of the
next leg. But yeah, are they in love? Do we know?
Speaker 9 (30:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
They should be? No, No, no, I think they should
be in love. No, Siss is my future baby Mama,
thank you, she knows.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Don't Ariana Grande is going to tour with barbar streisand
no she's not. But they did do a collaboration.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
She paved the.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
Way for women to be directors and to hold their
own in the recording studio and be more than just
the artist or the voice or the actress. We're so lucky,
though none of us know life without Barbera in it.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
I bet before she worked with her, she couldn't name
one barber streisand.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Song are you on a Grande?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
No, she's a huge theater kid. She totally cut Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Maybe come over.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
There making the Hollywood Walk of Fame Class of twenty
twenty six, rolling it out with people like Miley Cyrus, Shaq,
Demi Moore, Timothy Shallomy. I heard it like some special
thing that they're doing all the host from Good Morning America.
It's like a double ceremony with Robin Roberts, George Stephanopoulos.
I guess because Michael strahan just got there maybe ten
is years ago, that he's not included in that, but
(31:43):
he is on Good Morning America.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So good for them.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Even though it's not really an honor because you pay
for it, I guess it is.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
It is you still get nominated. So yeah, I didn't
realize that. I thought you did literally just pay for
it and you had to be famous.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
By the way, we're going to go back for a second.
Dirtis brought to you by sixty one two Injured Heimer
and Lammer's Injury Law. I was talking about how a
relative of mine changed her baby and didn't wipe after
she had peede. It's just a pee diaper. And I'm
like that you got a wipe, and they're like, no,
I just don't. So there is a big division on
this via text messaging. This text says, for example, I'm
(32:16):
a director of a childcare center. Absolutely wipe the child
every time. The next one, always wipe for any diaper change,
boy or girl, always wipe. You're right, that is dried
still wet pee. It's gross. I want my baby to
feel fresh. Another one a mom of two under two.
You absolutely wipe after they pee. The rash would be
so bad. And then some other people say, no, I
(32:39):
never do diapers, wick away the pee. Boys and men
don't wipe after they pee. I'm a mom of three
and also a parent educator the o K. And then
somebody says it's rough on their little bottom if you
wipe too much.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Wipe you kids, man, like get sensitive white, just get
sensitive skin white. Literally.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I mean, I say, I don't have freaking kids, so like,
what do I know?
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Me neither, but I at least know wipe your kids
and then whether they need to wife. What's the other
one awkward for all those things or like little creams
and stuff to help your kids and not get or rashes.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Parent of the year, non parente. All right, that is
the dirt on KD double U B if you miss
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