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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Oh, Bailey, guys, I want each and every one of you,
even you at home in your car. Think about your
top three favorite Muppets. Okay, think about them because you
need three and they need to be ranked. Okay, so
we all have favorite Muppets. You have to rank them
in your brain and I'm going to tell you why. Okay,
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So on TikTok. That said, your top three Muppets are
essentially your big three in astrology. Your favorite Muppet is
your sun, second favorite Muppet is your Moon, and your
third may favorite Muppet is your rising.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So I'm please please.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Can they be sesame Street Muppets?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, they can be sesame Street Muppets. Still a Muppet,
all right.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So my favorite Muppets are Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo
and your sun signs. So your favorite Muppet represents your
sun signs. Similar like Vontez a Leo, I am a virgo.
Your sun sign describes your core ide, identity, ego, motivations,
and fundamental personality traits. And it's what makes someone say like, oh,
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you're such a Virgo. So I am Bailey, You're such
a kermit. You're such a kermit.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
This this this checks tracks with me, I'm a Bert
my favorite Muppet.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That's very accurate. Honestly, yes, Jenny, who's your favorite Muppet?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I don't know for sure because I'm not a huge
Muppet person, but I would say it's a little crazy one,
is it Pepe Pepe?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh yeah, Pepi Lebron. Yeah. Okay, I think that one.
That's funny. I like that Pepe is your favorite prone. Okay, well,
Vaughan's on the phone, dang it.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
But who's your Who's your favorite muppet?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Kermit?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Okay, right, so we're both Kermits. That's our son's signed.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Change it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You have to think about your top three, vont and
I'm gonna move on to your moon signs. This is
your second favorite muppet describes your emotional side, your inner world,
and your intuition. It's the side of yourself that you
don't show to just anyone. Only your nearest and dearest
get to see this side of you. So mine is
Miss Piggy. So I guess on the inside, I feel
like I am the best because Miss Piggy is the best.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Dave, who's your second favorite one?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Ernie is is my second So maybe it is like
my miss mischievous, playful side that I keep under wraps
on the inside. Maybe on the inside you laugh like Ernie,
you do that? So all nice?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Nice Jenny. Do you have a second favorite?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Can you guys explain the difference between Bird and Ernie,
because I feel like I'm one of them, but I
don't remember who to Birt's the yellow one, Ernie's the
orange what the personality wise?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
They are roommates and Bird has got the tall cone
shaped head, and he's always cranky and his eyebrows are
always going together like he's annoyed with Ernie. Ernie is
the prankster Ernie.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Ernie is my second favorite, second one. Okay, so you're
an Ernie on the inside. Yeah, okay, God, this.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Is actually more interesting than I thought when you said
what's your favorite muppet? I didn't think this was going
to be that fun.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Welcome Dave, But who is your second favorite muppet?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Oscar the Grouch because he relates to me and just
being the not snooty snooty isn't the word, but a grouch,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, that's I don't even think that's just you on
the inside, that's just you.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's just you.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Period, yeah, ex.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Period, Okay, and then your final favorite muppet. Your third
favorite Muppet is your rising sign, which determines the first
impressions you make, the way others.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
See you and your attitude.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
And I picked Gonzo, and I feel like that definitely
suits how people see me is like she's weird and
Gonzo is weird.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So David, well, you got that right.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah. I would say Kermit because I think that, you know,
Kerman is nice and happy, and I think that when
you meet me, you'll go like, yeah, he's a pretty
nice guy, and you get to know me a little
bit better, you're like, what a what a what a
D word?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
What a guy? What a guy?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, Jenny, Okay, I think that mine was the cookie Monster.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, because the cookie Monster he's kind of like right, like.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I mean, he's kind of gruff, but he's not necessarily grouchy.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I know for a fact that people meet me well,
specifically in work settings. Like Ted that used to work
in promotions, he would he said that when he first
met me, he was like kind of scared of me,
and like then he got to know me, he's like,
oh no, she's really cool. I think that I'm very
like serious about things. But then once you get to
know me, I'm not. Yeah, once you eat the cookie.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Then you're like, oh, yeah, vont who's your third favorite muppet?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Third favorite? Can I go with?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I kind of want to say Gonza again, just because
Gonzo's very like trying to dive in like learn about
things and like, oh, what's this about?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Kind of and this's me nosy? Actually I think it's
a better get it haha? Nosy? Fabulous.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So that's your top three muppets so you can play
this at home. Who are your top three muppets? It's
basically who you're assigned to be, how you see yourself,
and then how others see you.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And if you don't have a favorite muppet, or if.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You know someone who doesn't have a favorite Muppet, don't
hook up with them because they have to have a face.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, breaker, I think it's true. Can you go over again?
Because I think you summed it up really well though,
So you're yes, you have top three favorite muppets, meaning
your yes, top.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Three favorite muppets are your big three, your Sun, your moon,
and your rising or basically who you're assigned to be,
how you see yourself and how others see you.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, that was maybe your best one. Yeah, oh wow,
try topping that tomorrow. It'll be something else. Got the
Fringe Festival. Yeah, I went to the Fringe Festival. I
saw forty two bad shows.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No, I saw at least twenty bad shows out of
how many forty nine? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well the way it is, all right, it's one of
one point three k d w B. Thank you for
being here on the iHeartRadio app. What is the worst
response you've gotten when you said I love you? I
was dating a girl named Candy. There's about nineteen years old.
This is the one who's.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Been burned out in the daycare.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Well, yeah, she went to prison for arson because she
burned down the daycare that she worked at. True story.
I thought I was in love with Candy, and I
told her on the phone one morning. I said I
love you. She said, no, you don't. And I thought
about it for a second and she was right. I didn't.
I don't know why I said it, no, but I
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didn't love her. I thought maybe I did for a
half a heart beat, and she said, no, you don't.
And I'm glad she did because I really did not.
What about you? What is your brush response to I
love you?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I knew some kid in high school and he told
his girl that he loved her and she said, Wow,
that's deep. And I could not, like, I would not
want to be that dude at all, because what do
you do after that?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Because you're hoping for them to go, oh, I love
you too, So send me a text and let me know,
or use the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app and
let us know.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You told somebody I love you. What was their response
that didn't sit right with you?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Can you say what you response?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Well, like if somebody said I love you.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, because like for I don't have I don't have
something that I've said I love you too, and someone responded,
I have the someone said I love you to me.
I didn't say anything. I was absolutely silent. We were
just like laying in bed and I didn't say anything.
Spoiler It was Andrew's.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, because this is we used to date when we
were younger, and so this was when we used to date.
And I just like, those words meant so much to
me that I wasn't ready for that. And it was
about six months into our relationship and it took me
another six months to then say it back and it was.
I mean, I know now after life experience that I
could have said it sooner than that, But for me,
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it was like, oh my god, that means we have
to get married. Like I just like wasn't ready for that.
So I just sat there in silence, and I think
I texted him afterwards and I was like, thanks for
what you said, like, I just don't think I'm ready
for that quite yet.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Thanks those lines.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, you did the right thing though, because if you
don't feel that you love somebody, you shouldn't tell somebody
you loved them that. Now that you bring it up,
somebody told me that they love me, and I said,
I will tell you that I love you when I
know that I do. I said, right now, I don't
know that I do, but when I know that I do.
And I never did because I never really loved them.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, but the second time around when he said it,
when we did it a gay right away, I set
it back right away.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
They wouldn't have been a second time. My ego would
be so fragile. I'd be nervous in that I'd get
get rejected again. Because you're a big fat baby, that's why.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, to take bab What about you, Bailey?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I mean, I feel like the only times that I've
ever been told I love you it and it was
like not something I wanted. It would be like in
a vehicle with somebody who was friends with me who
then attached to me and fell in love with me
against my will, and then they'd be like, but I
love you, and I'd be like, I'm sorry, like and
it would just turn into a whole ordeal. So it
was never kind of like an actual we were in
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a relationship. It was just that they were in love
with me and told me against my will.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
What because people fall it. This is a funny thing
about Bailey. The loneliest woman in Minnesota has had more
guys fall in love with her against your will.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yes, it's too many, too many, And because they get
attached and then they're like, but I love you, You're going
to be the mother of my children.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
And I'm like, I didn't sign up for this, Yeah, exactly,
I do. With a speck.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
What about you, Vonn.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I think I told Alyssa a little prematurely, and I
when I said it, I think we were just in
the moment or whatever. I think we're just having a
great combo, and I was like, I love you, and
I realized what I said and I was like, uh,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
And then I think I just ran to the bathroom.
I'm like a TV character. Is she saying it back?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Though?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, we both knew we like it was not time
to say I love you. I think it just kind
of came out.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I got some text messages. What was the weirdest response
that you got to when you said I love you
to somebody? Here's a text at KATWB one thank you
was the response. Another one I told my boyfriend at
the time I loved him, and he scrunched up his
face and he said, why still makes me laugh all
the yeas years later, I love you. My husband said
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it on our third date and I said, knock it off.
Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Knock it off.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
My husband said I love you to me after two weeks.
I said not to because I knew what he was
going to say. He said it anyway. I didn't say
it back for a while. Married now eight and a
half years with kid number four on a way on
the way. In other text when I was in high school,
had a guy say I love you a week into dating,
and I just said, I'm happy you feel that way,
but it's been a week and I don't feel that way.
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I broke up with him a few days later. I
think that, well, I think that sometimes when his high
school love, you really think you're in love, but you
really are not. I knew a couple that I know
them well. They got married and because they thought that's
what you were supposed to do, they got married, they
fell deeply in love. And I looked back at this
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couple and I thought they were never really in love.
They were just like young, starry eyed people twenty two
years old that really thought that they were in love.
And I'm not to say you're not in love when
you're twenty two, but they really were not sure. And
now they hate each other. Yeah, they hate each other. No,
what about you send me a text door? Use the
talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app. What was the worst
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response you got when you said I love you? Also
coming up, Jenny's been on Reddit? What's you find on Reddit?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Okay, these are our baby names that are making people
overly angry. For instance, if you heard the name Jaden,
how do you think you would spell that name?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
J D N J Y right?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
J I think so, but as a teacher.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
When they see the name jha y d y n.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
N, they might be a little confused. Not a fan.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
We're doing that next on Katie W.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
B A dad A dorg a Deer and The Dave
Ryan Show.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
On Janie W. Accurate, we were talking about how you
said I love you to somebody and it didn't go
over well. There's a bunch of these and my husband
said it to me. These are text messages. By the way,
my husband said it to me first, I love you.
I said I love you back, and he said, no,
you don't you like me, but I love you. He
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was right. I didn't love him yet. Fast forward, we
are going under thirteen years together, we have five kidss
panned out okay, so a little awkward, but it worked out.
There's a lot of those. I think sometimes when you
say I love you, what you're really saying is I
love you, but do you love me? Because I think
your anticipated response is I love you too. True, but
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if you don't get it, then your test fail.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I don't think I could ever say I love you first.
I've never had because I've only said I love you
to Andy.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
You're very closed off emotionally.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
No, you're very closed off.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You're a hard personally.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
You know, when you get to know me, I'm probably
too emotional, but it takes a while to get to
that point with me.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I feeling.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I always wait to say I love you until they
say it first, because then I won Why Why a
competition and I'm like, hah, you fell in love with me?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Can I tell you what I learned a long time
ago along those lines. When you're new at kissing somebody,
be the first person to break off the kiss because
they'll be like, oh and it's a little thing that
says you like me more than I like you. Yeah,
So when you're kissing somebody for the first time, keep
this in mind, Bailey, Okay, because I'm I've got some
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guys that want to date you.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Are they your age?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
No, it's more than you got going now take what
you can get exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
So remember, when you're dating somebody and you're kissing like
the first few times, break it off before they do.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
So many games, it's all games.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
You don't think you're playing games, then you're going to
lose at the game. If you don't think you're playing games.
You were going to lose at The game is find someone.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Who's obsessed with you that you decently like eventually.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
The yeah, you find somebody who's obsessed with you and
they're always calling and texting, and at present they will
drive you nuts.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
No, I'm talking about the people who you can just
tell like they like you so much more than you
like them, and then you eventually get to know them
and you might fall for them, as.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
You will, but you'll take them for granted, and then
you'll let them get away. All right, let's talk about love,
all right, Let's do something instead. It is Jenny has
been unready, Jenny's been unreadit. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
This isn't like a new trend.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
But baby names that are making people really angry, basically
at the parents. So the first one says I was
a teacher and regularly had really cringey names, including a
girl named bo Peep Stop.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Her sister's name.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Was Bambi, Bambi and bo Peep.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
And then she also has a girl whose name was
Rice and her middle name was.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
A Rony.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Rice a Roney Johnson.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Someone else said, my friend named one of their kids
Nissan CenTra.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Thought they were joking.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It first wasn't and then they couldn't figure out a
name for the second child, so they named them tempo
Ari pronounced temporary.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Tempo Arim was kind of a cool name, but not
tempo right.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
So they were hoping that the child would choose her
name when she was like old enough. But she didn't
end up changing it until she was like eighteen, I think,
and legally.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Could she didn't change it, yes, but not for a while.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Another friend recently gave birth, this person says, and she
heard from the nurses that someone gave birth. Oh, she
heard from the nurses that someone else in the hospital
gave birth to twins, and they named them Sausage and peanut.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Sausage and peanut good named for a couple of dogs. Ye, kids.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yeah, so these are names that maybe names. People are
overly angry at the parents. Four This one said, I
had a class name classmate in school called Wayne. Their
surname was Kerr, making him I Wayne. And then I
had another mate called These people are clearly British, Paul
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mee Cock, But as he said, it could have been worse.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He could have been Russian. Oh, okay, I'm going to
keep that.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Okay, this one says, I was helping my cousin run
a field field trip. I really like to address each
child by their name, but this one had me stumped.
I'm going to ask you, guys, how you would say
this name l dash sign? Oh yeah, lah uh so Nope,
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it was pronounced Lasha. So they were like, oh, is
this law?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Is law here?
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Law?
Speaker 6 (16:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Well, every time we bring this up, I think it's
an urban legend. There's nobody really named Ladasha. But then
somebody will call in who worked in daycare and swear
up and down that they had a Ladasha. Did you
hear the one that the woman was like in the hospital,
she had twins and she didn't know what to name them,
but the nurse brought in jello, orange jello, and lemon jello,
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so she named the babies or Angelo and lom Angelo,
I think. And every time we tell that story for
twenty years, we're like, this has never happened, and somebody
will call in a Loane. No, I had those twins
in my first grade class.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
My best friend, right right, Okay.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
This person said that they worked in a government worked
for a very long time as a probation and parole officer,
and they once had twins named cocaine and marijuana.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
That sounds like a crime, they.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Said, feel free to look them up in the South
Carolina Department of Corrections.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You will cocaine and marijuana.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Of course they're in the Department of Corrections. They named
them cocaine and marijuana. That's like saying, okay, this is
my baby.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It crime.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
What garbage parents would do that?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah, all right, this is the last one, And says
a lady in my hometown gave birth to a little
girl and named her f E m A l E female.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Stupid people should not have children. I got really mad
at my daughter, Beth. Her middle name is Danielle, but
her mother was not the best at spelling. She spelled
it d A n y a l dan yeall, Beth
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dan yeall. And I said, look, you spelled her name wrong,
and she's like, no, I did not. I said, you
don't spell that dan yell, that's dan yeall and she said,
well that's how I spell it. And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Someone texted in and I knew someone whose first name
was Jenna and his name was Toll.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
I love that one. Jenna.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I'm looking at it like, I don't know what that means.
Their name's Jenna Toll.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
But a lot of people are texting you about there
being a lot of Ladasha's out there.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, We're get We have at least like three people
who said, I know Ladasha's.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
If you are named Ladasha, call me. Because I've never
been able to prove you exist. We always get people
who say, I know, I know, I know, but if
you are a Ladasha or a Ronzelo or lam Angelo,
please call me at six five one nine eight nine
kt WB. We'll be back in a second. We're gonna
find out what what percentage of what you read on
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dating zapps is honest and what is made up to
lure you in. We'll cover that coming up in a minute.
On KATIEWBU four, we were talking about baby names a
little while ago and dumb, weird baby names. For example,
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my mom worked in ob a long time ago that
a patient was, for lack of a better word, male literate.
She said she found her twin names for her twins
in a baby book, syphilis and chlamydia. Now, I don't
know whether I believe that that sounds like an urban legend.
One of my best friends is named Joseph King or
Joe King. He's getting married in month. You want to
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shout him out, Joe King?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
All right, hey Joe King.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I know a person named Anita. She got married to
a guy whose last name was Dick.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
That can't be real.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Well, it says it was wow. I worked at These
are all text messages by the way of Katie WB one.
I worked with a guy whose grandson's first and middle
name is Jack Daniels. One of my friend's dad's name
is Jack Daniels. I once had a student whose legal
name was Misdemeanor. She hated it. On the first day
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of school, she walked in the room and said, don't
call me that. I go by Missy. I wonder if
mom was like a big fan of Missy Elligott because
her middle name is nicknamed Misdemeanor. So maybe mom was
stupid enough to think, oh well, let's name her Misdemeanor.
What a hmmm. If name follows you like the name Bailey,
I think Bailey is a really good fitting name for you.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I do like that name.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
And then my name is fine. I've never had a
problem with it. And then Jenny Jennifer Good Davonte has
always worked out well for you.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
The only problem I've ever had is that it's not
on anything in like gift shops.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I mean same even Bailey's not on anything.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Is it really not?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I mean it wasn't when I was a kid, but
now it's like more.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Popular popular now. Yeah. We have the same problem with Carson.
We'd go into like, you know, the Black Hills gift
shop and there was never a mug that said Carson.
But we found one. It was a mug of plastic
mug that said Carson. And he still has it. He's
still he will never give up that mug. All right,
Let's talk about honesty on dating apps and dating websites.
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See who is the most honest. It turns out a
new survey had single Americans rate their online dating and
experience of how honest people are on a scale of
one to ten. Singles in South Dakota or the most
honest New Yorkers are the least honest. Basically is it's
not embellishing stories and stuff like ages, jobs, hobbies, education,
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appearances in real life, and even relationship status. Overall, people
rated the honesty they've encountered on dating polls, dating website
says five out of ten, which is not great. But
where does Minnesota come in. Well, we must be in
the middle somewhere, because we're not mentioned in here. Wisconsin
is pretty dishonest. A good friend of mine is my age,
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and she found one of these AI apps that take
a picture of you and they make you look great.
And she's single and she is normal looking, but the app,
and remember she's my age, the app makes her look
about thirty two years old. Oh and I said, I
didn't say anything, sure, because if I said anything, it
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would could have come across as insulting and like some
dude tried to explain how to a woman how to
use dating apps.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, what she expect.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
But if you go on a date and your date
expects somebody who looks thirty two and you look twenty
years older than that, they're not going to be happy. No.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I was on a date one time and the guy
didn't look like his pictures. I just made fun of
him the whole time.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Always I do well.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I mean, I was looking around for him and then
he waved at me because I looked like my pictures,
and I was like, oh my god, I didn't even
recognize you you look nothing like your pictures and he's like, ah, yeah,
well they're kind of old. And then we had the
most awkward date ever. And so I just was like,
you know what, I'm not going to take this seriously
because this guy clearly doesn't care, right. I just we
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were I don't know, I was just kind of making
fun of him the whole time.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I think that's fair because if he was that deceptive, yeah,
he deserved it.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I think one of the things in human nature is
we look at a picture of ourselves from ten years
ago and we go, I pretty much look like that now.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, no, you don't.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Bailey and I had a discussion about and this is
I don't want to sound like, you know, like again
some guy, but Bailey and I had a discussion about
women with the hairstyle they had when they were in
college or when they were in high school.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yes, cause I know some people who still have the
same hairstyle as when I was in high school, which
is the two thousands, and I'm just like, you, guys
can't rock that hairstyle anymore. That's not a thing anymore.
But then I was thinking of like women in the eighties,
which is why I brought it up to Dave. It's like,
do you still know people have the exact same hairstyle
as they did in the eighties, And you said, yes,
I too.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Absolutely exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I feel like we all do well.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
I think you think that you haven't changed that much
from the eighties because you see yourself every day and
you don't notice day to day change. And I think
you go, wow, I got all the guys back in
nineteen eighty nine with this hairstyle. Yeah, so I'm going
to keep wearing this hairstyle.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, which is funny because it's so dated.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
What's funny about the person that I know is that
they're black, and so you know, black don't crack. So
they literally look the exact like facial features.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
They haven't aged the day. Their hair looks the same,
their face looks the same. There.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
I guess it's a good thing, but like you show
them a picture from high school and it legit looks
like them yesterday.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Geez all right, solid, great.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
We'll be back at a second on KWB with Dave's dirt.
Stay here, we got Olympics dirts. We're going to talk
about the Breakdancer. We've also got something really interesting from
post Malone talking about loneliness and feeling loved. Even post
Malone has got a problem with loneliness and feeling loved.
We'll talk about that coming up. Dave's Dirt Next on
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kd WB Dave Ryan Show. Good Morning, It's kd WUB
big Happy Hour this weekend, this Friday night with a
Dave Ryan Show. Look forward to Friday six thirty until
eight o'clock. It's smash Park. All of us from the
Dave Ryan Show going to be hanging out.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Find me on the pick a ball course of Jenny.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Might be playing pickleball. You know what, bring your paddle
I got. I might playing pickleball in a long time.
I might play you.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Uh sure you want to? You don't know what you're
getting yourself into.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
I got angry with Andrew yesterday we played our couple
friends that played pickleball. We crushed them the first two games,
so we're like, all right, let's just keep playing. They
ended up winning the next three. We said best out
of five, and I got really angry with Andrew.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Do you just I don't know why you get so?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Because he's a ball hog.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
I literally the ball was right in front of my face.
It was my turn, and all of a sudden, the
next thing I see is a paddle in front of
my face instead of me going for it. So then
it tripped me out and he backed up, and then
I hit it and went into the net because I
thought I was getting a paddle to the face.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I am sorry that you get so competitive and can
enjoy playing a night anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I don't like it about myself.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Back to Smash Park. We will see there Friday night,
six thirty till late thirty. They got all kinds stuff,
we get drink specials, we got prizes. Everybody from the
morning show is going to be there. I might bring
some coffee of my book if you need a copy
of my book, so we'll do that too, and we
will see you there at Smash Park on Friday. Bring
a friend. We will see you there. It is Dave's
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dirt on one on one point three kd w B.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
S up on your coffee while we spilled the tea.
Dave's Dirt on kd WB.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Where to begin. Let's talk about the Olympics closing ceremony. Basically,
her sang the national anthem. Tom Cruise descended the reason
that we got to sing it in Paris was because
they're going to LA next time, so it was a
big LA performance. And then Tom Cruise jumped off the
roof of the stadium on a cable, got onto a motorcycle,
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wrote it up to the loading ramp of an airplane,
then sky dived over Los Angeles. It really was kind
of cool. And I had tweeted last night how lame
the opening and closing ceremonies were, and then it got
really good. Sure, so I had to eat my words
a little bit because it started out really lame, but
it turned out really good. Musical get this last night
included artist Billy Eilish Snoop Dog. Here's a little clip
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of Snoop at the Olympics closing ceremony, actually on the
beach in LA. Then the US ended the Olympics with
a medal count of one hundred and twenty six total
medals forty gold. China came in second with ninety one
medals overall, and so we did that pretty well good.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
A lot of great winners in Minnesota tell me about this.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Because this is super cool. Brings about Sony Lee. But
we also in Lakeville.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, in Lakeville, we had Reagan Smith who won two
gold medals and three silver and swimming obviously we had
Anthony Edwards who also won gold, and then someone from
the Lynx I'm going to mispronounce her name, Nefijia Collier,
she also got gold for basketball.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I love it you put a question mark in the endivision.
I don't know you're out of a forty person. It's okay.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Sarah Bacon got silver. She was a diver from the UVMA.
And then Jordan Thompson also got silver in volleyball. She's
from me, Dinah.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I just want to say, suck at Wisconsin. How many
Olympic athletes did you have?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Well, this isn't the Beer Olympics.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Okay, if you want to have the Beer Olympics, it's
been a different.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Story, probably so staggering in lay, hungover, one eye half closed,
takes a break halfway through to puke. So yeah, USA, USA,
Team US. Now nobody cares about that story and trying
to find something good here. Uh, Karma is the guy
(29:31):
on the Chiefs going home to Taylor Swift, and Karma
is snapping Kanye west streak of consecutive number one albums.
His album with Tide Dollar sign Vultures two will debut
on the Billboard two hundred chart behind Tortured Posts Department.
That is her biggest album, based on topping the Billboard
chart for personal Best Sport team weeks. You know what
(29:53):
hit me really hard was that preseason football started on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
I mean, I knew it. It's the middle of August.
I get that. But I'm like waking up on Saturday
morning and somebody's like, yeah, what are you doing later? Oh? Nothing,
what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I'm gonna watch the Vikings game. The Vikings are playing already.
I know, I get it, it's preseason football, but it
just struck me as like it's that time of the
year already.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
It is not yet.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
I do feel like this summer has gone by pretty quick,
but that's because last summer felt like it just dragged
on because it was so hot. Yeah, and I was
ready for it to be done. This summer has been
like a nice weather of some super nice weather.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Uh. This has not been Katy Perry's finest year. Her
latest release from an upcoming album appears to be DA.
The second single won't even debut in the top one hundred.
Oh Further, there's a running joke in the hit movie
It ends with us about Blake Lively's character. Her parents
give her the ridiculous nickname Lily Blossom Bloom, which is
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not any worse than Katy Perry naming her daughter Daisy
Dove Bloom. So that was a dig at Katy Perry
naming her daughter Daisy Duve Bloom. Because her debut single
from her new album, Woman's World. I think I've heard
it on some radio stations. I was in Colorado, I've
heard it. We don't really play, yeah, I feel.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Like i've heard it like once in like you know,
three PM kind of yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I just don't know what the story should just And
this was probably her last chance as a legitimate comeback album,
so Las Vegas residency here, she.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Probably shouldn't have put American idols.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, yeah, probably so post Belone talks about that loneliness
and feeling loved. Here is post Malone.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
Getting out, having a good cry, drinking and then go
and live in your life. And then whenever you go
lay down drinking some more and having a good cry
in just like I got to wake up tomorrow and
do this again.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I don't feel like that anymore. And it's the most
amazing thing.
Speaker 7 (31:51):
You know, there's a lot of very I think lonely people.
I don't want people to feel how I've felt, and
I know they do. And I'm here and I'm on stage,
and I just want everyone to feel welcome and to
feel loved.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
And that's the most important thing for me.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Very vulnerable from post Malone.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Where he was married? Is he married, He's got a kid,
and I think he is with the mom. Okay, I
bring it up all the time.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
But I saw him once at Disney World in twenty
nineteen and I thought he was with his family. But
now he's like, Oh, I'm so lonely, and I'm like,
what happened to your family?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Let me tell you something, Bailey. You can have a
family and still lonely. You really can.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah that anyway, I saw post alone guy.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
I saw him, so you saw him.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
We made eye contact him living with the lands. He
remembers you in Epcot. He probably doesn't remember me. I
only knew who he was because he has tattoos on
his space. If he didn't, then I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
What do they say? What's under his eyes?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Away?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Always tired, Always tired? I thought about getting that myself.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
It was like yep, me too, Yeah, we got to tickets.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
You're right, we got tickets for I Spice is going
to be at the Armory coming up on Wednesday night.
If you want to go where to play little game
called are you invited to the cookout? Basically is vant
is gonna ask you a bunch of questions and if
you get the question right, you are invited to the cookout.
There is no cookout, but you will go to see
I Spice at the Armory. Give me a sample question
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to know whether we're gonna qualify for this.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
And these aren't just regular trivia questions. These are not
white people picnic as you have said before, David, These
are black people function cookout questions. Okay, first question, what
is Steve Erkle's cool alter ego?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Or who is what's his name?
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Is it A Stan McKinley, B Scottie See Stefan or
Kel or d Jaliah White?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Steve Arkle's cool alter ego?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
What's his name? I think I know, I know it?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
What is it? Bailey Stefan, Stefan or Kell?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I want to get it wrong? Okay, all right, call
me now if you want to do this one. Remember
it's not white people picnic questions, it's Vaunt's questions. Are
you invited to the cookout? But if you can, you
can do it. You want to go see Ice, we'd
love to get you tickets right now. Speaking of Disney,
Disney unveiled plans for new lands and park experiences at
the Abusement parks, Magic Kingdom in Florida of villains Land,
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highlighting the best bad guys of the franchise will be created.
It'll last about a season and a half and people
will be like, I'm triggered by Coruala Deville. You've gotta
change it. So that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I don't think people get by Disney.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
People are triggered by averything Colville. Et scares me because
Et scared me when I was a little girl.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
I'm Jenny, Yeah, I'm good now, I've gotten over that trauma.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Hollywood Studios Monsters Inkland is going to set to break
ground in twenty twenty five. The first suspended coaster of
any Disney park will be created to take fans through
the laugh Factory doors from the iconic movie and Indiana
Jones A Trash will be part of the Tropical Americans
Land and Animal Kingdom. Disneyland in California, Tiana's By You
Adventure will view along with the first ever audio animatronic
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figure of Walt Disney That's Croopy. At Disneyland California, Adventure
and New Adventures Campus will be created, and a multi
verse attraction circling around the Avengers will be created. That
all sounds cool. I'm glad they update things. But the
great thing is it's a small world. Is still a
very primitive, very primitive, grossly awful animatronic little dolls with
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hats on hand from a hot air below.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
All the kids have like one blinking eye and the
other one's like spinning in the round the other way.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
And you're like, I love this. It's so fun.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
It's a small world. The first time I went on it,
I was in fifth grade. It was magical.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
It still is.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
No, it's not. I can't wait to get out of it.
It smells like dirty pool water.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Been yes, okay when I was a kid, but I
don't remember it that well.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
It is unchanged. It smells like a dirty pool.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
That's what I like about it. I like that dirty
pool smell. That like mildew water smell.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I know it is. It's got a very distinct smell.
Can I just go ahead and tell you I've said
it before, the most overrated ride in the history of
Disney rides is Space Mountain. It's a garbage roller coaster
with a futuristic paint job. That's all it is.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
You never know where you're going all of sudden.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, it's it's a garbage roller coaster if you write
it with the lights on, and I have written it
with the lights on, and it's so lame.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
So lame because you're like, oh, there's the bottom.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Okay, all right, Sarah's on the phone, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Sarah, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Are y'all good? We got tickets for Ice Spice at
the Armory coming up on Wednesday night. But you got
to qualify if it's going to ask you the tickets,
if you can go to the questions, if whether you
can go to the cookout.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Yeah, I'm going to the cookout.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Cookout, baby, Sarah, Sarah, have you ever been to the cookout?
Speaker 5 (36:47):
I've been to plenty of cookouts in the nineties and
what's to Central Okay, okay, verified right, because and you
will be at the cookouts. Yeah, all right, Sarah, here's
a question for the cookout. Invite in ice spice tickets.
This word was not allowed to be used backup in
Grandma's Oh yes, thank you for my music.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Are you invited to the cookout? This word was not allowed.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
To be used at Grandma's house back in the day,
but everybody says it now.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
What is the word?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I'll give you multiple choice?
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Is it a lie, B, sex, c, no, or d
shut up? Which one of those words were you not
allowed to ever say in Grandma's house growing up? E
all of the above while you're sitting on a plastic covered.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Cout You know I had one particular answer, but you
are right. You aren't allowed to say one of those words.
You don't, especially me growing up in the nineties.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Make sure that Jerry Carl juice doesn't drip on the
back of.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Us plastic covered couch or ground.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Yes, you ain't dripping nothing, no crumbs, nothing.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Does she win?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Yes, Sarah, you're going to the cookout girlfriend. Honestly, I
need to come out. Saint Paul invite medio cookout.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Sarah, thanks for reading on. Have fun in the show.
We'll have more tickets for you every hour, all day
long today on one of one point three KDWB will
be back in a second. Bailey wants to know whether
something is rude. I think you will relate to this
one because there are people who do this and it
is rude. And I used to work with somebody who
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every time, ah M, all right, we'll do it next