8am Hour - Pants on the Ground

Bernie calls into the show again, Vont shares an insecurity, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I've been out for a few days on a trip
to Ohio.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
While I was there, we went to a petting zoo
because I have a niece who's two and a half.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
What animal have you always wanted to pet but never
had the opportunity to pet?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Monkey? A monkey?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
What kind? You can't just say monkey?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
There's multiple planting Michael Jackson chimp kind of like the
one that holds on you know, like you hold him,
and he said an expressive face, he scratched his head.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, give him a little banana or whatever. I want
a monkey. I want to a pet monkeys.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Do you want a pet one or like, actually hold it?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Want to hold a monkey?

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I want to pet an apossum, which I had to
look up the difference between possums and apossums. And the
apossums are the ones that always look a little scared
and they're really big. They're kind of like the size
of our raccoon, and they got a white face, and
they're always just.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Like a kind of look.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
They're so cute forbidden cat if you will, Jenny, have
you ever wanted to pet an animal?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (00:56):
I think up Koala bear. They just seem so peaceful
when they're just like metal leaves and stuff like, it
looks like a little kitty you can come up and
pet and stuff you probably. I think they are pretty
calm animals. I think if you saw one in the wild,
you could potentially try to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I would try it.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yes, yeah, just like he actually did.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
This week she like Katy Perry, she posted on Instagram
that she went to the Australia Zoo. First of all,
she did like a little dance with Robert Irwin, which
I don't understand the point behind that. He's going to
be on Dancing with the Stars. But she's like, let's
practice why with you? I don't understand. But she was
holding a koala bear and it was like hugging her arm.
But aren't the koalas with the ones with the STD.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I don't know what you're talking about. I swear to God,
I don't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I feel like koala bears have like syphilis or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You get them? Did she tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You get it?

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Koalas are significantly impacted by Colombit you're all Colaminia And
that's all says so far. But yeah, apparently this is
a major threat to the koala coffee.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
You're disgusting. What animal have you always wanted to pet?

Speaker 5 (02:08):
A panda bear baby, which they're like cousins to the koala?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, I mean, I don't know if they're cousins there,
you know, they live in a different country like a koala.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Does a panda bear. Jimmy Fallon used to have a
mascot on a show. It was a dancing panda, and
I just thought they were the cutest thing. They call
them hashtag the panda. It's the stupidest, the cutest thing that.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Does sound cute?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Have you, guys, okay, one recommendation for petting something if
you have the opportunity, to everyone listening, pet a chinchilla,
if you have the opportunity, softest thing you've ever touched
in your ever living life.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
A chinchilla is so soft.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
And if I could put my face on one, I would,
but I'd be a little nervous because I don't know
if they're those kinds of you know, those kinds of guys.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, face right on?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
A yeah, I mean I do that to my cat
all the time. I put my face, and I want
to do that to a boat son of up?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Just anyway, hit up a petting zoo.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
You guys, pet some animals, give some love, feeds somebody
some corn.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Okay, text messages via five three ninety one. Sorry to
burst your bubble, but yes, koalas do carry chlamydia, and
you gotta be careful because monkeys carry lots of diseases
that can transfer to people, and chimpanzees will gladly rip
your face off. I know, it's kind of like I
want to pet a shark or an orca. I mean
that'd be kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, but you know, maybe you just.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Can't Opossums are adorable and eat lots of ticks and
can't get rabies. The message we just got in, so
I gotta get one because I don't want ticks on
my property.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
So I'm gonna get in possum. I'm gonna find one
great idea.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yes, guys, all right, five minutes away from your next
keyword horse Freena Carpenter on KD Double Ub. We we
talk about like your relationships. And Jenny was, you know,
in a relationship for five years and then all of
a sudden she finds herself single and so she is
now like trying to hook up with water board what wait,

(04:03):
what is it called way?

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Because I'm not trying to hook up with anyone. I
am just chit chatting with people.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
He's really into waterboarding.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Tell me you love me, tell me you love me now.
But Vonn is also in a relationship. But we were
talking the other day and he's like, God, I got
to get my act together or Alyssa is gonna be
pissed at me.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
And we're like, oh, I just do tell.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
I think she's acting a little different, and I don't
know if it's something that I did or something she
might be going through, but I've noticed little they sound
like micro things. I always told Alyssa we before we
go to bed, we need to kiss and say I
love you, just because this is a me thing. You
never know what's gonna happen overnight or the next day,
so I say, let's always do that. And recently we well,
we've been real consistent, but recently she goes to bed

(04:51):
and just doesn't and I'm like, okay, whatever, it's not
the biggest deal.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Another small thing.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Alyssa used to always come up behind me when I'm
cooking and like kiss my or just like hug me
from behind, and it's such a small thing.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
But she stopped doing that too, and I've.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Noticed because I love her and I noticed the little things,
and so I keep asking, did I do something?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Is there something? There? Something wrong? Yeah? And I don't know.
She's saying like she's all right.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
But I don't want to keep asking because then I
feel like something's going to be wrong, because if there's
nothing wrong, then I something.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Then you're just a nag and then you're like is
everything case? Like, yes, everything's okay. But Jenny had a
thought on this.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
When Alyssa's mood maybe is off a little bit, does
that affect your mood a little bit?

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Yeah, for two reasons, because she doesn't tell me yeah,
And Alyssa is very much like the we'll talk about
it later or I don't want to talk about it,
and I want to solve the situation.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
And I also just don't like my girlfriend being upset.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Right, And you like reassurance in your relationship and in life,
Like you get scared you'll get fired from your job,
which any of us could any day every day, but
you love reassurance. You are just an anxious attachment person
one on one like everything you just described as someone
who has Anxious attachment.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Is saying anxious attack.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Everyone has ament style.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
You're one of the lucky ones if you have a
secure attachment, which means you're just confident in your relationship.
But anxious attachment people basically are super sensitive to their
partner's moods and any kind of different action they pay
attention to. Like I'll never forget one time when I
was dating someone, they always called me babe, and then
sudden they call they called me Jenny a couple times,

(06:21):
and I was like, what, Yeah, why that thing?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Right?

Speaker 6 (06:24):
So you definitely have an anxious attachment in your relationship.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
What's what's the remedy for that? Yeah, what's the what
can you do?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I mean the remedy is just you have to talk
to your partner.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
But you also don't want to suffocate Alyssa because of
your own insecurities, you know.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
And there's no reason. Attachment styles all have to do
with like how you're raised.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
Not to make this a therapy statement or therapy session
for you, but it's all how you raised and what
like made you insecure as a kid and stuff like that.
Because avoidant attachment is another one that's like where you
basically love someone so much, but then as soon as
you get really close, all of a sudden, it's like, nope,
I'm scared and I'm gonna run away before you run away.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Really, you have a.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Self sabotage, yes, because you're so scared of getting hurt
that you go, I'm gonna hurt you before you can
hurt me.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Mm hmmm. A lot, yeah, a lot of that.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Or they might feel suffocated by their partner and avoidant
does and so then they kind of run away and
then they realize, like three months later, oh, actually that
wasn't bad.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
That was just my own insecurity, isn't he.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
So I don't feel like Alissa has probably given you
anything to make you feel insecure, but you do notice
these little things and then you get in your head,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
That's what's interesting about it, because I'm like, well, she's
not giving me a reason to think like she's over it,
or she's cheating, like she's not staying out late, she's
not hiding her phone, none of those things. But she's
doing she's not doing little things that we little things
around the house that I notice.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I think some of it is kind of like having
a new car. You first get a new car. For
the first year, you keep it all clean, you spill
coffee and your cup holder. You get something, you clean
it out, you take it to the car wash once
a week, and then after then novelty, for lack of
a better word, starts to wear a little bit off.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Then it's kind of like, you know, that's when you
start to walk around in your underwear brushing your teeth
around the house.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
What was that motion you just did? Yeah, yeah, I don't.
I think it's fine.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
I mean, I think Susan and I we joked about
this when when you when you've been together for so long,
you pass each other in the bedroom naked and you
don't even make eye contact.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
And that's the thing. We've lived together, like in two weeks,
it'll be a full year.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
So I think now we're settling past like the honeymoon
or like the you know, oh.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
The lovey dovey.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
We live together now, we can do anything and everything together,
and I just have to kind of accept that without
self self sabotaging.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, I also wonder when you say you talk to
her about it, are you just saying, hey, what's wrong?
Actually like sitting down and being like, hey, I just
wanted to talk to you about this because you seem
a little distant and I'm worried about it, or worried
about you because I care about you, like you.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
How do you approach it?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Because I imagine if I was your girlfriend living in
your house and you'd be like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
No, that's how you imagine. I thought it's a little
bit of both.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Talk to a little bit like that, she would slap.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Hard. No, it's a little bit of both, because sometimes
it's honestly, I make it about me, like is there
something that I did wrong with the other days?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I noticed like, you.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Know, it's not about me, So what's Is everything okay
with you?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
But all right, well what do you think? I mean again,
I think one of the things when you hear a
story like this, you kind of go, yeah, me too,
and and so I think it is kind of normal.
By the way, Jinny, we appreciate we can tell you've
been to therapy and learn some things in therapy. What's
you called attachment?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Well, there's a different attachment style, so it depends on
what kind of style you have. I mean, I've definitely
been an anxious attachment before there's avoidance there secure, and
then I think there's like dis what's the other one?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Disorganized?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Is the other one?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Kind of like your horoscope? But relationships.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Thank you appreciate all the text messages too. Let's get
into War the Roses. But first we got to get
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(10:13):
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Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Why do people want to.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Air their drama on War of the Roses?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
We have no idea, but boy are we glad they do.
Wour of the Roses starts right now. I'm kd WB.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I love the name Millie because you don't hear Milly
very often, but Millie is our person today on War
of the Roses, and Millie's gonna start off with you
your You are not really checking on a boyfriend to
see whether the boyfriend's cheating. Give me your story, Millie,
because this is completely different. This has never happened on

(10:57):
War of the Roses. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (10:59):
Yeah, okay, so I'm hooking up with my trainer.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
I'm gonna stop you right there. I want to know
how common is that you go to the gym. I
go to the gym. I hear stories about hot trainers
hook it up with hot clients, But I don't know
anybody who's like, I'm hook it up with my trainer.
You're not ashamed of it. You must be single and
you're having a good time.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Yeah, no, exactly, I'm single, having a good time. He's
really hot. Like, look, anybody would have.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Sex with this guy, truly, anybody, Okay, anybody.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
So this guy could point at a woman or maybe
even a guy and say you and they would hook
it on one.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
And then tell me, describe this guy. I want to
hear what he looks like.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
Yeah, okay, so he's six or five, he's ripped, so charming.
His smile would literally.

Speaker 8 (11:55):
Melt your heart.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
I really think that if you want to construct like
a god of a man that everybody would want to bang.

Speaker 9 (12:03):
Wow, Okay, you know what what's funny is that I'm
gonna guess that for every woman like you that thinks
he's so smoking hot, there's a woman that's like, yeah,
he's all right, he's got funny teeth or his eyes crooked.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Did you ever get any working out done at the
gym or you just stare at him the whole time
and that he's training you, he.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
Works me out?

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Where did you how did this come up? Because I'm curious.
Was he spotting you one day and standing behind you?
I mean, how does it come to even the question?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Did you? Like?

Speaker 4 (12:35):
How did it go from I'm here to train and
do cardio and get fit to you're hooking up?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well?

Speaker 7 (12:43):
Okay, so I chose him.

Speaker 8 (12:46):
Okay, I was at the gym.

Speaker 7 (12:47):
I saw this very hot man and I was like,
I want him to train me and one thing? When
do another one day?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
And we got really really.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Close, really really sweaty.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
And yeah you just started hooking up after that one hot,
sweaty training session.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Oh yeah, Can I ask you more? You seem pretty
open about this one Millie. Where do you go. I mean,
you can't go in the locker room or his office,
but it sounds like one of those things where you
probably have hooked up in the locker room or's office.

Speaker 7 (13:19):
I will not confirm or deny that.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
I live nearby, Okay, Okay, so you go probably over
to Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
So it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
So you.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Wonder what is going on with War of the roses,
because I'm going to tell you if he's hooking up
with you, he's probably hooking up with other clients.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
You understand that, right, Well, yeah, exactly like I think.

Speaker 8 (13:44):
Okay, so.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
Probably hooking up with a lot of people. Gross, But well,
we've never talked about it, Okay. I just want to
see if he's gonna send him to me or more so,
I'm going to and if he has a wife or
a girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
So you're pretty sure.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
If I'm getting this, that he's not going to send
you roses because you're just a client and he enjoys
your time together. But he's not going to send you roses.
But you want to know whether he's married.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
Or lightly a serious girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yeah, would Jenny you've heard Jenny on the show before.
Would Jenny hook up with this guy? Would she get
on it and wiggle.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
I'm going to need you to send me a picture.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
We're gonna want a picture this guy.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I don't know that we can do that.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
First of all, we're gonna beleep out his name because
if his clients listen, and we're a big radio station,
chances are some of his clients listen, and we described
him as six foot five gorgeous. I don't want listen.
It's not your six foot five trainer. I don't know
that for sure, but I don't want to get anybody

(15:02):
in trouble. Yeah, all right, so let me get this right.
You want us to call and you want us to
ask him who he wants to send roses to and
see whether it's his wife or his girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
Yeah, because he told me that we're both just single
hooking up and just want to check it.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Okay. I don't blame you. How long are you planning
on keeping this going?

Speaker 7 (15:27):
As long as my body can take it?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Danger?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
I love you, but I question a lot of what
none of my business? All right, Millie, you stay right there,
we'll come back in a second. We'll make the phone call.
Stay here, let us know your thoughts. Would you hook up?
With what Milly says is like such a hot guy
that if you're going to build the perfect man that
everybody wants to bang, is there anybody like that that's

(15:55):
like everybody wants to bang him.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
I can only think I've probably like Celect, like Jason Momoa.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's what I'm picturing in.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
My head as you've been describing this man is a nice, big, bulky,
tall Jason Momoa.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Okay, I want to know what are you picturing in
your mind?

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Anyway, Milly, you stay there, we'll come back. We'll make
the phone call and see who send the roses to.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay, okay, and now the dramatic conclusion of war the Roses.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Well, a girl can hope one on one point.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Three kd W B Okay. Back to the action. Milly
is hooking up with her trainer. This is really interesting
because Milly says that she is so hot that she
couldn't say no. And I can't even imagine what he
looks like. But can you imagine somebody who is so
attractive that you just have to hook up. It's like
this is your golden opportunity. So she's been hooked up,

(16:48):
but I think she's starting to get the guilts a
little bit because it's like, is he hooking up with
a lot of other people?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Well, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Sure he is, probably, But is he married or have
a girlfriend. We're going to find out on War of
the Roses. I'm looking at some text messages. Should Millie
is an icon? Ha ha ha, get it girl?

Speaker 6 (17:12):
No one that hot is ever really single? Reality check? Really,
now that's interesting. No one that hot is ever really single.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Another one says, I cannot imagine world where I get
horning after working out. I'm gasping for air and legit
drenched in sweat. I'd rather die.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Well maybe not like ride after like go get yourself
a shower, but you're feeling good mentally at that.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Point, you know, Let's make the phone call and find
out who he sends the roses to. She's not expecting
the roses to go to her. She's trying to find
out is there a significant other that he is sending roses.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Too that she needs to know about.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
We'll talk to Fogel right after the call.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Thanks for doing that with me today.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Like I said, I do have a dozen long stemmed
roses to send out to whoever you'd like. What I
need from you is the name of whoever you'd like
to send those two?

Speaker 7 (18:07):
I'll found the tanya.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
Okay, awesome, and then I can attach a note to
the roses as well. You would you like to write
something on a note?

Speaker 7 (18:19):
H three more months?

Speaker 6 (18:21):
Can you just repeat that one more time? What would
you like it to say?

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Yeah? Three more months?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay? Awesome?

Speaker 6 (18:28):
Do you have like a fun vacation coming up or
something in three months?

Speaker 7 (18:32):
Now?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Months?

Speaker 9 (18:34):
So our baby?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Doo oh a baby? You said, yep? Oh wow, congratulations, So.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Not only let me see if I get this right here.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
This is going to be very confusing and kind of
embarrassing to be honest with you, but this is a scam.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
This is a ploy.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
We're trying to see if you had a girlfriend or
not because your one of your clients, Milly has been
telling us about, you know, kind of hooking up and
that type of thing, and Milly was curious whether you
had a girlfriend or a wife. And it sounds like
not only have a girlfriend or a wife, but it
sounds like she's gonna.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Have a baby.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, okay, So let me You still sound confused, like
you're kind of happy to be here. My name is Dave,
and I do the morning show on a radio station
that you probably you've never heard of. It's called KATIEWB.
And we had Milly on the phone telling us that
she is of client of yours and you guys have
been kind of hooking up. But she was wondering whether

(19:39):
you have a girlfriend or a wife. And it sounds
like you got a baby on the way, so that
sounds like a pregnant girlfriend. Milly, you heard the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
What did you want to say? Because she's here, what
did you want to say.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
To Yeah, look, you're hot. I can't blame you for
wanting to hooked up with other people, but I personally
should have never hooked up with you. I had a
bad feeling. You have a pregnant girlfriend at home. You
need to be with her.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
You need to stop. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
Is that all you have to say? Yep?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I did you know.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
I'm not sure if he's doing the I don't want
to say more to incriminate myself as or if he's
just not sure what's going on.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I have a question for you, Millie.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
You can't really be mad or can you? Do you
have a right to be mad? I mean, he does
have a pregnant girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
I'm not as mad as I am disgusted, you know.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:53):
All right? Are you still there? Yep?

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Do you know how long ago I would have bailed
on this phone all day?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I'm a surprised this jill on.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, all right, Okay, I will let you try to
explain it to a more millie if you want to.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
But thank you.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
There really are no roses, but thanks for talking to us. Okay,
got keyword coming up for sabreena carpenter in just a
few minutes. We're gonna do Also, you can't make this
stuff up. The Song of Summer has arrived. It is
not anything that you are thinking of. It is not
anything from Ed Sheeran, It is not Shaboozi, it is

(21:33):
not Miley Cyrus. The Song of Summer has arrived, and
it's all over TikTok. It's got about thirty seven million
views last time I looked, six point one million likes,
and it's inspired a bunch of TikTok creators that dance
to it, write lyrics and remix the tune. And there's
something very unusual about this song. And we'll play for

(21:54):
you the Song of Summer coming up. Next on kd W.
All right, they're saying this could be the song of Summer.
And by the way, we're about a minute away from
your next keyword for Sabrina s get your phone out,
get that talkback feature open, and ready to go. The

(22:14):
Song of Summer is not Shaboozi. It's not Miley Cyberus
is not ed Sharon. It is apparently a little kid
who was watching her uncle playing with his computer and
sampling and singing and whatever, and she's like, I.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Want to do it too.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
So he, you know that, says okay, let's do it.
What's hold one second? And so he says fine, and
he puts the little headphones on her so she can
hear the music and sing along to the beat. So
do you want to hear the Song of the Summer
because it's all over the tiktoks and people are now
redoing it and remixing it and that type of thing.
So remember this little girl's three years old. Here we go,
and I just pushed the button and here we go.

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What do you think Song of Summer?

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Bailey? You don't look impressed. No, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I can't say I'm a fan, can't say a fan,
I'm okay, well, let's.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Listen to some of the remixes. You want to hear
some of the remixes, That's what I want. Yeah, let
me scroll up here, Hold on one second? You got
a second? Yeah, okay, here we go.

Speaker 8 (23:18):
This is from millennial was a Millennials only.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Pasts on the ground?

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Wait, never mind, that's not I don't know what it was, that.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Song of the summer. You want to hear more of that?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
With your pants on the ground?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Do you want to hear more of her?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Okay, why not? Sure? Okay, this is from millennials, the millennials.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Only pants on the ground?

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Pats on the ground, looking like a fool with your
pants on the ground, got the gold in your mouth?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Hat turned sideways, pants at the ground?

Speaker 8 (23:50):
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool walking
downtown with your pants on the ground.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
How did you know that? Bailly?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
That was a It's like a funny from American Idol.
This guy like audition for a may title.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yes, he was like an older guy and.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
They're like, what are you gonna sing? He's like wrote
an original song.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Pants on I've heard that. I knew I heard that.
He's like an old guy, like fifty years old.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Pay us on the ground.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Okay, that's funny. All right, here comes a keyword for well,
you know who the keyword is for. We're gonna fly
you down in Nashville and you're gonna fly go off
to the whatever the venue in the hotel.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
We'll get you in a nice hotel.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
There's probably life, I don't know, free bottles of water
on the counter in the hotel.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I mean, you know it's nice if there are. Here's
a keyword, it's please.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
So open up the iHeartRadio app and just say the
keyword is please, and you are good to go.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Good luck from Katie W.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
B It is one on one point three k D
double Ub the Day, Brian in the morning show. Nice today,
get outside, not gonna be hot and humanience.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Yeah, I mean we'll probably still hit like eighty degrees,
but it's gonna be sunny and you'll want to enjoy
it today because the next couple of days just torrential downpour.
Are you are you being serving about the chances.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Of heavy rainfall in the next couple of days?

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Okay, gotcha. I was just gonna mention that coming up
on Dave's Dirt in just a second. Hold on, I
think that could be the phone. Let me get that
up now, I'll get it.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Hello.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Wait what hello David?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Yeah, it's your new son, Bernard. Remember me?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Is this the bit where Bailey's pretending to be my Yeah? Bernie?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, Hi Bernie?

Speaker 8 (25:36):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
What's up buddy?

Speaker 7 (25:38):
Yeah? Dad?

Speaker 8 (25:39):
I can't believe you are abandoned me these past handful
of these for Colorado? What even is that a fancy
pet resort any Dina. I can't believe you didn't bring
me with you. I deserve a many petty dad, Bernie.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Okay, first of all, I went to Colorado. Number one,
I had a right to do that. Number two, you
were fine. Number three you This is Bailey pretending to
be Bernie. This is the dumbest bit. I don't know
how you allow this bit Jenny's producer to get.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Under the show.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Bernie. Did you miss your father?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Okay so much?

Speaker 8 (26:15):
Him so much? And it's not your fair because we
actually you know what, Dad, let me tell you this
assumption cool happened when you were gone. I was tuning
around the iHeartMedia app because I love you so so
much and I missed you so much, and I think
I found my favorite artist, Dad. Okay, have you ever

(26:37):
heard of Pitbull?

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (26:38):
God, he seems like a pretty cool dog. Okay, and
I just missed a worldwide I just.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
You'll love Pitbull because you're a dog. I get the show.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
I can't believe a dog has that much fame. He's
made worldwide. No, I get it, pit Bull of all
the breeds. Okay, But also we gotta get a cost
co membership done. They are blatantly advertising exotic dancers, Dad. Really, yeah,

(27:11):
it's right on the sign hot dogs x X ex.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Dancing exotic dancing dogs.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
Yeah, hot dogs. Get this down. It's only one fifty
for a peep show. It's only a daughter fifty.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
It esscentially not a peep show. It's not a dog
sex show. Bernie, I know you're horny, but it's no,
it's it's it's actually a hot It's a sausage in
a bun basically, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Well I could give them a sausage in a bun.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Hello, I'm going to get.

Speaker 8 (27:42):
A peak and ei them sexy.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Get you got done?

Speaker 8 (27:46):
Anyway? I guess I forgive you, Dad, because we had
such a good conversation on the phone. But never do
it again. Never ever do it again.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, I never do this bit again. Jenny, don't allow
her to don't allow her to do this bit again.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I calls to hear him.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Somebody commented and said, is this Bernie or Jennifer Coolidge?

Speaker 8 (28:06):
They do sound like Jennifer Coolidge. Is he a Pomeranian?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Bye?

Speaker 8 (28:13):
Guess what? I labrador laborate.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Door you too?

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Okay, bye, Okay, don't schedule that bit again.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
You know why? It gives me anxiety. Dave Zert's coming
up next on kad w B.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
What what so many people? I just everyone loves and
Bernie calls into the show. It's so funny. Do the
do Bernie you call in every day? They said, I
don't know Bernie's available. I know he spent some time
with Susan while you're at work.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
So why the standards on this show have gotten so
much lower after Drake has left the show.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
That's what. When Drake was here, the show was good.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Ever since Drake left the show, it's like the standard
of quality content is just taking a noseedive.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Do not love your dog? It's I love when he
calls in. I think it's so cute, fun I love.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
When I call in and pretend to be Bernie. I
could hear your voice echoing your voice.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
You just did it so good. Oh, it's because you
know him so well.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
You sound like Jennifer Coolidge when you're doing the Bernie voice.
You don't even sound like a boy voice. Can you
at least sound like a bar card? Maybe you sound
like a barr dog?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Who are you? Why are you talking Bernie to the bathroom?

Speaker 6 (29:22):
What I thought Bernie would sound like, which is a dirp.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's exactly what I thought he was gonna sound.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Like dirp dog.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
A little bit embarrassed, but also I love him so
much that he's kind of a dirp dog.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah, he's just kind of dope.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
And apparently, I mean he's he's just discovered piple.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
I mean that's pretty exciting.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah, he has and he can pick up a phone.
Apparently he has an opposable thumb.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
Wait, Susan dial, don't be silly, clear, this is the problem.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
You come up with a dumb bit like that, and
then Janita texts in and says she likes it, and
then Jenny schedules it again the next day. Oh well,
Drake wouldn't have done that Drake would have he would
have not shown up late. He would have maintained the
quality of the content on the show. Bring Back Trake.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Maybe you should love your dog a little bit more.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I do love my dog. All right, Let's move on from.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
Hood's biggest celebrities to the latest gossip at Channel four.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
It's Dave's dirt on kad w B.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
All right, let's get started with dessert brought to you
by six one two, Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law.
Don Henley's Boys of Summer tops of ranking of the
best summer themed songs. It's followed by Another Really Old One,
Summer in the City from the nineteen sixties, and Schools
Out by Alice Cooper in the third. Miley Cyrus and

(30:42):
Naomi Campbell have been accused of being root in a
meet and greet for their new single Every Girl You
Ever Loved. There's a video that shows them basically ignoring
the fans that came for the meet and greet and
paying more attention to each other, which doesn't surprise me.
I think Miley has been detached from reality her entire life.
She did not grow up with a normal childhood. Taylor
Swift at least, I think she grew up with like

(31:02):
a semi normal kind.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Of a childhood.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
She she was like a teenage. Yeah she was rich, Well,
she was rich.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
I don't think she was like, you know, super yacht rich,
but I think she was wealthy and comfortable. But I
think she also mom and dad put a work ethic
into her and probably learned to tell her.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
No.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
I don't think Miley Cyrus has ever been told, knowing
her entire life, and I think that that's kind of
explains why Miley is the way she is. And Naomi
Campbell has been beautiful and famous and rich since you know,
like the nineteen eighties and nineties, so she's a little
bit out of touch too. It happens to celebrities when
they just have people that follow them around and tell
them how wonderful they are all the time, all the times.

(31:38):
Like that's what happened to Madonna, That's what happened to
Mariah Carey, That's what happened to Nick Cannon. They just
kind of lost their mind.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, they just think they get a big head and
it gets bigger and bigger and bigger, and it's got.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Nowhere else to go. That's true. Yeah's true.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Cardi B's finally putting out another album after seven years.
It's called am I the Drama. It's dropping a September
twenty third. But she's catching I don't know if it's
flack because three of the songs were singles that came
out over five years ago, and people are like, we
waited all this time for this. But it's also I
guess good marketing because they already have sales on them.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Is it only her second album?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Yeah, that's been like the big thing with Cardy that
she's dropped all these singles but never did a full
project until now.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
Now that's so weird to hear. I thought she at
least had a couple albums.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I mean if people are mad about that, then they
need to be mad about Taylor Swift releasing the same
thing over and over again, so oh hot her music,
So she had the rights to right, all right?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Gosh, you stir in the pot today?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Why do you hate Taylor Swift?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I don't hate Taylor Swift. I love Taylor.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
I can't women support one of her long long legs.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I love them. I love Love Story and you Belong
with Me.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
That one album obviously, you know, to summer off.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Okay, hey, you guys know when we go out to
dinner and we the server brings our food, but then suddenly,
like Bailey's enchilada isn't there yet, and so we're all
sitting there with our food in front of ourselves, and
it's really uncomfortable. And it was like, you guys, go
ahead and eat, go ahead and eat, but we're like, no,
that's rude. Well apparently most countries are like that as well,
and there's a new study as to why that's uncomfortable,

(33:13):
and it's just because you hold yourself to a higher
standard than what you expect from others, so you're willing
to do it yourself. But then when you're in Bailey's
position waiting for her enchilada, you're like, okay, eat, you know,
because you want them.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
You guys don't have to wait for me.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Oh, we just like pull ourselves to a higher standard.
So that's why we sit there uncomfortably waiting for Bailey
to get her food until we start diving in. I
was gonna say, if someone tells me, guys seriously, start eating,
I will same, because but you do wait for that
moment because it is very rude if everyone at the table,
and especially if like a server screwed up your order

(33:51):
and forgot to order Bailey's food and.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Then she has to wait fifteen minutes. Then you eat, Yeah,
just eat, and I'll just sit quietly and watch.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
When we went to Roho the other day, didn't you
start to dig into your salmon salad or whatever it
was before everybody before? It was?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
The chips and salso?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Okay, I started eating those and no one else was
eating them.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
That's so weird to me.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
I did not feel well that evening. Otherwise I would
have gone in on those.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
You're talking about the bowl of chips that he brought.
Specifically you he.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Did bring chips? An mean it worse? You were like,
bring her more, bring her more, And then.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
He did because he felt obligated, even though it was kind.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Of a joe.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
You put all the chips in front of me and
they're like, oh, watch really eat these chips. And then
I was like, am I on a TV show? Am
I a cartoon character? Eat the food? Well?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber are struggling to save their
marriage as tensions escalate. They they say things are not
good and apparently Haley Bieber was step.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
She stepped outside without her wedding ring.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Again, yeah, again and again, and she keeps doing it
while she was solo in New York last week, and
she keeps being seen without that wedding ring. But you
know who has been seen who shouldn't be seen together
any more is Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner. They are divorced,
but they have a kid. Well yeah, but they were
spotted together without the kid in New York.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
People need a break and then they get back together.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
It Sometimes I'll bet a lot of people are married
to someone they completely broke up with, like three years ago.
Maybe they were in love for a really long time,
they broke up, and now they're like, you know what,
the only person that really made me that happy was
Sophie Turner.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:26):
I have a friend whose parents were divorced twice and
got back together after both divorces and now are together
still to this day.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
But wow, Yeah, you marry somebody who divorced them, and
then a few months later or years later, you go,
there's nobody else that made me feel the way you did,
And I appreciate you more.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I've grown up so you get married again and yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Well this is Ice Spice giving props to Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelcey's sense of humor. All right, let's see
what she has to say.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
They're probably some of my funniest friends.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
Yeah, okay, we never get to see the inside way
of that.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
They're funny, you guys, doesn't.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
I can see them being funny. I think Taylor Swift
must have a sense of humor. She doesn't really display
it very often, but you know that her boyfriend's got
a fart sense of humors, like, hey, you know, you
smell popcorn and he's like, he'll fart and then he'll
think that's funny and he'll be like, Taylor, put my
finger and and that's the kind of humor that I
think that Travis Kelsey has.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
He's also a dir yes he is.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
He's also had even more of a glow up in
the off season, like his hairs being style differently. It's all,
you know, it's all Taylor's claws in him, like you
should do this now and you should wear that.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
I'm impressed they've been together this long, but two.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Ish years now years?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yeah, I mean it's like kind of a long run.
All right.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
The Diddy trial is still going on, and the prosecutors
will rest their case today. The defense is indicated that
they will not call any witnesses to testify. They plan
to enter as evidence a few exhibits that support Diddy's
plea of not guilty. They said, basically, it's a flex.
But Deddy did. He thinks he's already won. His defense

(37:14):
team believes the government did not prove beyond a reasonable
doubt that did he traffic sex workers and violated racketeering laws.
One expert in the legal field said, if these individuals
were willing to participants in freak COFs, then we don't
have the elements of a crime.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
He thinks he already won. He thinks he already won.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
This isn't funny, But do you remember the when we
first started talking about this. One of Diddy's lawyer's defense
for all the baby oil bottles was, well, we were
at Costco.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
They had a sale, and you think you wan.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Oh god, you know, you could you could have, like,
you know, all kinds of everything, including boxes and boxes
of baby oil. But if there's no proof that you
and you coerced anybody into participating in these freak offs,
then there's no case, right, I mean, that's their big
argument anyway. Did he seems like a scumbag, just an

(38:03):
R kelly ish kind of a scumbag. But unless they
can prove that he did something, who knows what's going
to happen.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I feel like they can prove. They've got a bajillion witnesses.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Yeah, but you also have to like just know that
the legal system is very specifical on how you can
find someone guilty, and you also have to have a
unanimous vote.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
With a jury.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Yeah, that's true, true, it's it just it becomes more difficult.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
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