8am Hour - Penetrateable

Bailey's got an ambitious day off planned, Vont stirs the pot over dog costumes, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Speaking of self serving today on The Daily Bailey, I
am just gonna say, if you're a Bailey fan, you
know that I love going on long walks. And tomorrow
I took the day off of work for my fifth.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Annual Big Giant Mega Walk.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
And I'm raising money for my favorite like local theaters,
and I've raised a bunch of money every single year,
and this year I'm walking nineteen miles to Shoka Pee
because I literally just look up breweries like around and
then I just start clicking them and see like which
one's the you know, Okay, So nineteen miles to Shockapee

(00:38):
and I'm raising money for Strike Theater and the Minnesota
Fringe Festival, which are just two theater places that I
really love. And then throughout the whole day, I'm posting
on Instagram so you can follow me at Bailey on air,
and I kind of do like a play by play
throughout the day and say like, hey, I'm one mile
in or hey I look a bench and I'll sit
down on a bench. 're like, oh, walk by a

(00:59):
dairy queen and get an ice cream cone or whatever,
and uh yeah, if you want, you can donate five
dollars and dedicate a song to me that I have
to listen to on my walk, or just you know,
anything is great. If you want to donate, you can.
If you don't, that's fine too. I'll have a Venmo
like link. I know Venmo's kind of it seems shady.
I swear to god, I'm not pocketing anyone money.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh you're saying that. I was like, Veno's not shady.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, as in, like, I don't have an official donation link.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Defense places like GoFundMe take a cut of that, so
it is smarter to just do it.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Do a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, and then I save all of your donations until
Give to the Max Day, which is in November, so
I can double everybody's donations, pocketing.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
All of it. You just say I saved them all
until I get hungry tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Bailey would not. She's just doesn't have that internet.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I will tell you though, that there is a local
personality that they did a big fundraiser online and they
were mooching for money. And I was like, man, don't
you don't get to use your celebrity status to mooch
for money? But they mooch for money. Him and his
buddy came in a couple of days later. Both of
them had brand new seven hundred dollars iPads.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I was so.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I was like, Oh, and they disguise it as crowdfunding,
that's what that's them they try to use.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I was so annoyed. And a friend of mine she
works at like a children's hospital in Ohio, and she says,
when anybody comes in with and they get a sick child, terrible,
they will go online and do a gofund me and
it's like everything is paid for. Yeah, like Ronald, they're
staying at the Ronald McDonald house. They don't have any expenses,
et cetera, et cetera. But they'll always pick forty thousand

(02:42):
dollars and they will raise money and they'll end up
getting like twenty five hundred of it because you know,
not a lot of people want to donate to that
because and they don't and they don't need it. I mean,
sure everybody could use a little bit more money.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, but yeah, but I can I can guarantee if
you donate my venmo is Bailey Dash hesse htss dash
the number five and whatever you donate to me, I
will give that to local nonprofit theaters because they need
our money.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Honestly, get her eye on a brand new iPad, Jenny.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
No, she wants a walking pad.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Bo I do want to walk on to the winter
keep training for my next walk.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Suddenly we see in the winter Bailey just constantly on
our Instagram stories on our walking pad.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Well, no, Bailey, we will.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Know all right. It is one on one point three
kd w B. We get your keyword right now. For
Sabrina Carpenter. We're gonna fly you off to beautiful Los Angeles.
You're gonna take off with your friend, have a couple
of cocktails on the plane on the way out at
your expense. And then when you get there, we see
Sabrina Carpenter in concert. I'm not sure what the venue is,

(03:46):
but probably the Sofi Arena. It's Crypto dot Com, Crypto
dot Com arena. We're gonna send yell there to see her,
and you'll also get the hotel, get the airfare thrown
in there and the tickets thrown in there as well.
So use that keyword here. It is taste. The keyword
is taste. Use that on the iHeartRadio app to say

(04:06):
the keyword is taste. Open that up, tap that red microphone.
The keyword is taste and you are good to go.
Boo Bash is coming up. Somebody just gave me an
idea for a costume. Oh yeah, and it's clever and
it's totally doable.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I just it's not Simon Cowell. Is it? Because we
were just talking about it.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
You don't tell us no, because in case, I do
it because it's a decent one. Thanks Georgie Ann for
sending me a ka I do for a costume. But
you guys are already stoked for your costume. Bailey and Jenny,
you've already come up with one, and we keep it
a secret from each other just for fun. So you
show up that night, we're like, oh.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
That's cool to Dave.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'll give you some ideas of when I asked on
Instagram the other day of what I should be, and
maybe you can steal some of these. Since I'm not
gonna be any of these, I'm ready. Do you want
to be hiker Barbie? A pink hiking gear, tiny pink backpack.
You'd be hiker Barbie. I wouldn't rule it out, Okay,
a lady bug, I'd rule it. Yeah, what about a
pinata and Bailey and I get to walk around with
a bat and hitch you every once in a while.

(05:06):
Or andant we hit you every once in a while.
And but that's what it is. When you see people
will drop candy out of there.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yes, I've been bad.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
What about let's see you could be a sweet Martha cookie.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Someone said that. Someone said a fart.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Basically, if you've seen like the Lufa costumes, that's what
the fart looks like, just like brown and green, like fluff.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
What about a sexy pirate.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I'm not I can't pull off sexy.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
What about the loraxe?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I'll tell you what. Thanks for the ideas, I appreciate it.
We had a I put together a boo badge song.
We came up with the lyrics. A I came up
with this boo badge song and it's actually kind of catchy.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Every year on Halloween, Dave Bryan throws a party that's
gotta be seen. Dressed up as princes Leah or a
big bag of trash, grab your best friend and come
to Boo Bash Boom.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's a party like no other. Bring a sister or
your mother, come dress like the lone Ranger.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Get drunk and hook up with a strange y mistic
lake is the place that's happened in.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Comes Princess Peach or scary Black, Scary Black comes dressed
in one direction, or a nasty East infection.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
See what mistic lake, y'all we're gonna have ball. Y'all
been a.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Thousand bucks an hour, drink a dozen whiskey sours.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Boo Bash right now, let's get you tickets during the commercials.
Call me now six, five, one nine nine kd WB.
If you had a group and you're like, oh, we're
gonna be the Scooby Doo gang, I need five of
us because how's there's bell Alma, Freddy Shaggy and what's
the good One's game? No Daphne, Daphney and then Scooby Doo.
So if you want to you need five, just let

(07:10):
us know you need five. We'll get you five, but
make sure you show up. Don't take five spots and
then go whoo. I don't feel like go.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Never mind your commitment right.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Call me down. We'll get you into Boo Bash six five, one,
nine eight nine k d w u V is the
numb Oh. That music is a little bit spooky because
vont is about to stir the pot and get your
riled up. I can't even imagine what is on your
what was his? What was his yesterday?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
The branch?

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, branch dressing was terrible. It's like the dumbest thing ever.
It's like saying ice cream is horrible.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I wouldn't that. I would never say something so heinous.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Okay, but I will tell you that if you dress
your dog up in regular clothes, you're doing too much.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
All the time.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
First of all, it's not true. My girlfriend I have
a dog with my girlfriend, a Lissa. Our dog's name
is Ava. My girlfriend treats her as if that's her
actual She texts me and says, look at our child.
But she puts on it's like a cute little uh.
It's just little pumpkin or something like that. I just
think it's too much. Put on a coat when they
go outside, sure, because it's cold, but a whole outfit.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
What are we doing? You're doing it for yourself. Are
you talking about shoes and a purse? I mean, what
are you talking about about dress? I've seen little skirts.
I've seen for like boy dogs they have like a
little uh, it's like a suit and tie. But it's like,
obviously all one piece, it's too much. Why does that
exist to waste money.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
For you trying to bring joy to people? Dogs don't
like it? Yeah, but is a dog?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Is only a dog really for the dog's enjoyment, for
the owner's and drugs a very good point.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
The dog doesn't get anything out of it half the time.
Dogs hate having to wear that stuff anyway. And you
if I see your dog, your dog wearing an outfit,
it's I know you have money to waste.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
If you've seen the videos of dogs with their new shoes,
their new rain boots or snow boots or whatever, and
they're walking around the house like what the heck is?

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Then go to my Instagram literally right now. I'm gonna
reshare over the weekend. Alyssa got our dog ava like
boots or.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Maidens or whatever for the snow. She hates them.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
She hates them, and she's like lifting her legs in
such a stupid.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Way because do they walk like they have never walked before.
It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
You're also probably gonna lose those immediately because when I've
like walked dogs in the winter, the shoes come off
so quickly.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
We really don't notice it, and.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Then you have to retrace your steps to look for
that damn shoe.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Well that's what I'm saying. It's just a waste of money.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I do agree with like some of those, but it
brings you joy.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
You get a little party hat for your dog on
their birthday, that's cute.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yes, even stupid will bring you joy too. But should
you do math as the dumbest reasoning. No, I'm just
trying to free. I'm trying to make it it's free.
That's even stupid or party hats.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
I came home on my birthday a couple months ago
and Alyssa had Ava in a party hat.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
First of all, Ava was not rocking.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
It was cute, like the thought of it, but Ava
was not rocking with the hat at all.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, Doc, you don't like things like that.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Here's one. Do you dress your pet up for Halloween?
Cats don't do anything. You might be able to get
a bonnet on a can at maybe maybe, but we've
read dogs. Will you know, once they get used to it,
they don't care. We used to dress Josie up as
a biker. She had a little helmet on, a little
fake leather vest.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
That's cute. That's cute.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
We dressed her up for a couple of Halloweens. I
don't know whether Bernie would, but I'm looking forward to
is Bernie he's raised in Missouri, were born in Missouri,
lived all his life until he moved here a couple
of months ago, and I don't think he's ever seen
snow before. So I'm looking forward to Bernie experiencing snow
for the first time.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
And then you can actually track and see how white
he is versus the snow, and I bet he's actually
browner than you think.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Well, that's an odd thing to say. I don't know.
That was the first thing to pop up.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Husky and they like, were you know, brown and white?
And so then the white never looked like white.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Next to snow.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Never never thought to do it.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
He's probably so filthy, filthy if you.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Don't realize it until he has to stand next Probably snow.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Not the first thing I'm gonna do. Get Bernie out
the snow so I can see whether he's white or not.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Not.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
My first comes to mind. I want to see him
go outside and be like, oh, this is cold, but
it's kind of fun to rop in now. That might
be kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I think Halloween costumes are fine.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
It's an occasion, you know, it's something that you're doing
for Like everybody wears a Halloween costume, but a regular
outfit day to day dogs don't need that.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
What about wearing like on Sundays you put your dog
in a Vikings jersey.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I thought you were going to say, in a church suit.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
A bike.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
No, that's very unnecessary. But I've seen those. Pet Smart
definitely has a bunch of those.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Oh totally. Yeah. We've bought Josie and our old dog racks.
We have them in matching Vikings jerseys. Josie's was pink.
I bet there's a lot of people who dress their
dogs up for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
And how do you know that your your dog is
a Vikings fan? Because it's a dog in the family.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
It doesn't want if that dog has any sense of
selfie won't be a dogs fan.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
That is an extension of you. So that's why I
think it's okay to dress up your dogs. It's for
your own it's my dog's body, my dog's choice.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Remember and change the subject. You are never more than
thirty minutes away from Sabrina Carpenter k tickets to go
to La to seear. Another keyword comes up in a
little bit on k d WB best song of the
last five years? There I said it. I firmly believe
it best song in the past five years. Damn is KATWB.

(12:22):
We'll be back in a second. We got some important
stuff to talk about. First of all, would you buy
a house that someone died in? Would you buy a
house that someone was murdered in? We'll talk about that,
see whether you're in the majority or not at Also,
there's a phrase that's been banned from school rooms around

(12:42):
the country. It is a phrase that has been banned
because kids love this phrase, and they are banning this
phrase from schoolhouses. School houses. I don't know where that
in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
One room school houses.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
They will take you back and make you pull a
limb off of a tree a little switch show.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Did you did you ever have to stand with your
nose and a piece of chalk between you and.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
The wall as a punishment even once?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
No, I feel like when I did those school field
trips to the schoolhouses, these were different kind of punishments
of kids did when they were little.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
And I just know you grew up in the thirties.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
So all right, we'll be back. We'll tell you about that.
What phrase has been banned from school houses around Amurica.
We'll do it. Turns out that if you buy a
house in Minnesota, did somebody has been murdered or died
in that does not have to be disclosed, according to
a realtor who just sent us a text message. But
if somebody there is a suicide in the home, that

(13:37):
does need to be disclosed.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
What about like a murder?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Did you just listen to I thought when you said
like that, if they died, it doesn't have to be disclosed,
like if you die in your sleep.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
No piece, But a murder or a murder doesn't need
to be disclosed. Yeah what yeah? What about a suicide? Well,
shut up, I will hit you. I get it, you
know what? I get the same thing around my house.
You know what' happen around my house all the time.
Like Alison is over and Justin's over and they're all
having a little conversation about oh I don't know the Vikings,

(14:08):
And I'll be like, oh, yeah, did you hear that
Justin Jefferson broke around? And I will get no response
as if they didn't hear a word. I'm so used
to it Vaant, and nobody listens to.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
It too, because I say the funniest things and all
of a sudden, Vat will repeat it two seconds later,
and Dave gives him the biggest laugh and didn't even
know I just said it because.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
The man says, you had to say it, louder.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I don't think it's weird that you could someone could
get murdered in your house and they don't have to
tell you, But a suicide has to be disclosed.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
That makes no sense.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Also black mold, black mold, Yes.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, yeah, some people don't dispose that.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
No, you're right, they don't. They'll lie about it and
they'll be like, there was no black mold when I
moved in here anyway. So would you buy a house
that somebody died in? Seventy percent of us would have
no problem buying a house where somebody had died. Thirty
eight percent went as far as to say they would
be fined buying a house where somebody was murdered as
long as they clean up the gore. You know. It's

(15:03):
like there's gore on the walls, and I don't really
want It's like, oh, I had the living room over here,
and here's the kitchen, and we got a brand new dishwasher,
and there's some gore. Yeah, no, don't mind that, man.
Can we wipe up the gore?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Can we wipe up the door?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Twenty five percent when in for said we'd buy a
house that had been haunted or we knew was haunted,
and twenty eight percent said that they would buy a
home that the neighbors were afraid of. They're like, you're
looking at the Johnson House. You know the Johnson House
is cursed. I don't think i'd buy that house. There

(15:39):
was a cursed house in our neighborhood when we lived
a different bart to chan Hassen. Yeah, they always had
their blinds closed, windows closed, never saw anybody play in
the yard. You'd see them come and go. They'd close
the garage door as soon as they pulled in the
garage and nobody knew who they were. It was like,
there're either some evil doings in there, or it is
a cursed house. And the next family that moved in
same thing.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I would.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
I feel like I'm the curse house in the neighborhood.
I just going and out of my garage. I have
a backyard that has a privacy fence so you never
see me, and I want my blind shut.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
There's a major League baseball team, and I don't follow
baseball that closely, but I read the story that they
refused to play. They refuse to stay in a hotel
while they're on the road during the baseball playoffs because
that hotel is apparently the most haunted hotel in Major
League Baseball, so they don't want to stay there.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
So some people are texting and saying, you absolutely need
to disclose a murder when selling a house in Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh okay, that apparently they were lying. But natural deaths
do not.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Need to be I wouldn't think so, yeah, because you know,
old lady Sharish died, I would and died in the
bedroom and whatever. I didn't even know she was sick.
It was a shocked to mean too. She looks fine.
She looked fine. All right. The phrase has been banned.
You probably guessed it already. Several teachers have texted in
happy mea. The phrase that people hate is six seven

(16:52):
six seven. You got to say, it's just like seven,
the completely meaningless term that sends teens and tweens into
a frenzy of delight. It has become such a distraction
of the classrooms that schools have been gone banning it.
They say it is disrupting lessons, with students blurted it
out during roll call or whenever number six and seven
are mentioned. In response, teachers are enforcing creative consequences. One

(17:16):
teacher from Michigan says, I've been teaching for twenty years.
I've dealt with all sorts of slaying. Nothing has driven
me crazier than this one. To combat it, she requires
students to write sixty a sixty seven word essay each
time they say it.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
That's not a big essay to be real, Yeah, but
each time you say it?

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Each time?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, Remember when Ensign was on and he described all
of these like common things my kids are saying nowadays.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
It was like a twelve thirteen year old kid. He
just called in. He knew it as the young person
on the show.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
This is how I know I'm getting old because I
had to ask my two little sisters, who are fifteen
and ten, what it meant, and they low key couldn't
even explain it to me.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
I was just like, see, I don't know. Also, a
funny quick story. My grandma, she called me boom for
whatever reason.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
She is sixty seven years old, and my nephew he's five,
so he kept saying six seven, six seven, and my
grandma was like, oh he learned my age, and I'm like, no,
trend exactly.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
All right, give me a keyword for SABREENA Carpenter tickets
right now on kt WB. The keyword is six seven.
Open up your I Heeart radio app to say the
keyword is know. That'd be funny, wouldn't it. We made
the keyword six seven.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
You're not going to win if you do.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
That keyword is six seven. Just open it up and say,
all right, fine, the keyword is sabrina, So go ahead
and open it up and give me a booring keyword
should be six seven. That'd be funny. That'd be a
good bit.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
How many people want to say it?

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
You can't just say it like that. You gotta say
six seven seven.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Okay, go ahead and confuse the matter your hand, confuse them.
You gotta juggle.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Okay, there's two big old do it.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Tank you Jenny. Keyword Sabrina. Dave's dirt next.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Next one two injured Timer Lambert's injury law on k
d B.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Well for once in the first first time in a
couple of weeks or so, Taylor Swift is not even
mentioned in Dave's dirt. I'm sure if you did enough
digging you would find something. We're gonna start off with
Reba McIntyre, her and Nick Jonas friendship goes back a
little further than we thought. What Nick and I have
worked together many years ago, many years ago, in two
thousand and one New York City, we did any Get

(19:22):
Your Gun Together, had a blast.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
My Broadway debut, got to share the stage with the
legendary with the McIntire. You were like my advisor.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Taught me about live theater and how things can go
wrong and how to treat people.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
So I appreciate you having me here. Thanks Nick, that's
very sweet of you.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
I saw a picture of the both of them from
the probably two thousand and one.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
It was they recreated it today and it was real cute.
Oh cute.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
So Tom Cruise and Anna d Armis are Splitsville. If
you even knew that they were dating, they really haven't
been dating that long. They started hooking up in February.
If you didn't know this, Tom Cruise is now sixty three.
She is thirty seven years old, and basically they realized
it wasn't gonna work out in the long run, so
they decided to just be friends.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
This is what they said.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
I think that you realized that we had a good
time for a while, but in the long run, it's
not gonna work out. I mean, you know, he's sixty
three and she's thirty seven. She's not even forty yet. Yeah,
she's still a kid.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
It is good that they're gonna be friends, though, because
Tom just cast Anna in his next film called Pressure.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
So good thing that they're gonna be so glad they're
gonna stay friends.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
You know.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Also, I want to remind you that I'm gonna be
hanging out at Mystic Lake on Sunday for a Vikings
watch party. It's gonna be hype. We're gonna have toenns
of food. We have all the TVs your heart could
desire to see the Vikings on the big screen, and
then lots of giveaways, Boobash tickets, Vikings merch So swing
on by games at noon, they played the Eagles.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Sabrita Carpenter has teamed up with Airbnb to release a
new curated experience that's inspired by her Short and Sweet tour.
Fans will get to step inside the Espresso Singers world
by taking a tour around her penthouse set and experiencing
a day in the life as one of her crew
members on tour. This experience is on Tuesday, November eighteenth

(21:06):
in Los Angeles. If you happened to be there, and
fans can request a book starting today.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
So Britta Carpenter is also hosting and I think musical
guests of SNL this weekend.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Oh really, Okay, I'll watch that one. Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I got big in the public eye right now, thanks Bailey.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Also in the public eye, Kim Kardashian. She's on Like
This Little Run and she's on the Call Her Daddy podcast.
Given a little context about her and her kids relationship
with Kanye.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Hmmm, whenever he'll call for them and ask It's probably
been a couple months since we've heard from him.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Jeez.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Also talking about Kanye and how he was just giving
away their cars.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
We had like five Lamborghinis and I'd come home and
they'd all be gone, you know. If he was in
an episode and I'd be like, oh wait, where's all
our cars? Like my new car, and it would be like, oh,
he gave him away to all of his friends, and
then I'd be like huh okay.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
And then I have this talking about why she pretty
much stays silent whenever Kanye goes off on her.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
There's been so many times where I've written a draft
and been like I'm gonna go and then I'm just like,
what's the point. You know, what is the point is it?
Am I going to go back and forth? My kids
are going to see this.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
I could not imagine being in a relationship where you
have a draft and to argue with your spouse.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
But Kanye is just toxic like that. It's interesting to
this podcast.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
I definitely want to listen to it because right now,
obviously the clips that we're playing, we feel bad for
her because of her relationship and it's not going so well.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I mean, in general, Kanye is.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Like yikes, right, But she also is talking in this
podcast and seems very you know, tone deaf and kind
of out of touch in general. She was talking about
how staying hot isn't cheap, and she said if she's
filming her show, she the show pays for any work
that she has done and if she's working, they pay
for it, so she tries to get it all paid

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for it so that she doesn't personally have to pay
for it. So she's essentially getting work done as a
business expense.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
So it's kind of gross, isn't it. It's a little
bit gross brand though.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
She says it cost at least a million dollars per
year her beauty receives. So I think it's funny.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
She'll be like, well, my kids haven't seen their dad
in months, but my beauty between costs a million dollars
and I get it as a business expense.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
I mean, we're talking about the same person that put
out underwear with faux hair on them on my Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Still think that was a bit I did so too,
bit Kim. It sold out so bit or not.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplace Chris Martin had a
baby together, they named the baby Apple. Well, Apple is
still doing her things. She's twenty years old now, and
it's kind of funny. Let's see if you can find
the irony and the tone deafness in this one. She
just did a photo shoot as the brand new ambassador
for this fashion line called Self Portrait along with an
interview to promote the campaign, and she said, I know

(23:52):
this is not a normal way to grow up by
any means, but my parents did a really good job
of instilling in me that I shouldn't be entitled to anything.
I have to work. Well, they did little research, and
they said by work, she's talking about singing on her
dad's records and appearing in her mom's documentary series and
looking glamorous in a photo shoot. She did graduate or

(24:14):
I think at least she attended Vanderbilt University. So and
unless we forget her behavior last year at the Debutante
ball in Paris, where she photo bombed another debutant's photoshoot
and basically shoved the young woman out of the way
and then joked about it on social media. I don't
think it's possible to grow up with such wealth and
privilege where you can't go out without like, you know,

(24:36):
you're fourteen years old and you got a hoodie and
sunglasses on because you're so famous. There's no way that
I think you can turn out anything like the rest
of us if you grow up in that situation. So
here she is I think a little bit tone deaf,
saying I work really hard. Singing on Dad's records an
opportunity I wouldn't have had. Being in Mom's movies an
opportunity I wouldn't have had, right, and being in a

(24:58):
photo shoot an opportunity I wouldn't right.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Now if you're an uber driver, that's a different story.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Nicki Minaj has been in a little bit of a
civil suit with a German security guard and now he
is asking the California court for permission to seize Nikki's
twenty million dollar hid in Hill's mansion and to collect
a five hundred thousand dollars judgment. Apparently there was a
big fight between this German security guard and Nicki Minaj's

(25:27):
husband in twenty nineteen and Frankfurt, but the allegations the
couple has never answered to, so they continue to remain
in court for this.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
I also saw Nicki said she wasn't putting out an
album next year because everybody was expecting her to, and
she had the whole beef back and forth with Carti
and Cardi just bought out an album, so people are like,
what are you doing, Nicki?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Or I guess what aren't you doing?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
M Selena Gomez is kind of taking a page out
of Var's book. She says she's always waiting for the
other shoe to drop. She explains that she was sobbing
after marrying Benny Blanco because she thought, hey, this could
go all the way tomorrow. And that's her biggest conflict
sometimes is that she's always planning for the absolute worst
thing that could potentially happen.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Is that why she's taking a page out of my books?
Because I say that, you guys are like, well, something
terrible could happen tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Just because I don't like to get my expectations up
for something, so I just I set the bar low.
It's not a good mentality, but it's how I live, Like.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Well, you and Slinikle Messer, and I'm gonna tell you, God,
I'm like a negative, bitchy person, but I never expect
the worst, you know.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Apparently.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
I just never in my life said, well, you know
we're gonna go on vacation. You know the plane's gonna crash.
Well it's probably gonna be Leo, probably gonna get fired.
I just I don't know why. I've had a lot
of flaws.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
I'm exceedingly handsome, but I don't ever go God, the
worst is gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
I just don't want to get excited for the negative.
I mean for the for something that might not happen.
Being the positive that way, I'm pleasantly surprised. I guess, okay,
I guess it's it's backwards. But I also saw there's
an episode of Wizards Beyond Waverley Place, the sequel. Selena
Gomez is in it when she's thrown shade at Justin
Bieber in a way, she's giving the girl advice in
the show, and she says something like, trust me as

(27:05):
a girl who like makes songs about pop stars that
once broke your heart, and that her character in the
show doesn't do that.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's Selena Gomez talking through her character. And I'm just like,
what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (27:15):
You're married now, you've been broken up with Biba for
seven eight years now.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
It's just I don't know. Imatory to me, okay. Victoria
Beckham randomly makes the Dirt today. She says negative headlines
about her kids make her sad. Here's Victoria Beckham.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
My gosh, it's so horrible.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I mean for me and daveg know, the way we
communicate with our children is so important.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
There is so much happening in their lives as they
are growing.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
If you guys were at a zoo and you were
watching the gorilla and the gorilla's exhibit and it started
charging at you, would you get a little bit scared,
even though there's a big glass between you and that gorilla. Yeah,
well that just happened to a bunch of San Diego
zoo goers and the gorilla did charge out the glass
and cracked it, and there were a bunch of people watching,
and of course, you know, people are recording the gorillas,

(28:05):
getting those Instagram posts and stuff, so there is video
of it. And apparently the crowd just kind of gasped in.
A few backed away, but others leaned in closer. I
would have ran for my life, you bet, thinking that
the gorilla was gonna.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Condens like something out of like a virus virus movie
where the infected monkeys are beating the glass and they
break through.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Oh they're so quick, and like the zoo was like,
oh no, Like the gorilla his name's Denny. He was fine,
and they explained that that kind of behavior is normal
for a young male because he's a younger gorilla but
he wasn't trying.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
To hurt anyone. Whatever. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
If a gorilla is charging at me and it breaks
the glass, that's not supposed to be like penetratable.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Is that the word penetrable?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Penetrable?

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Then I'd be like, nam out, how do you judge
he wasn't trying to hurt anybody.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
You don't know that, did you ask him? I don't know.
I mean, it's just male you guys figure they get infuriated.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
I mean they're seeing you through the glass and there's
something that is intimidating them. And they're animals. Yeah, so
they probably were angry about something like, oh you got
you got a candied apple, bitch, I don't have a
candied apple.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
You looked at him sideways, and he's like, like the
way you're looking at me, you're looking at me punk
all right.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
And finally, a psychologists shared tips on how to improve
your relationship in one minute a day. So let's check
this out. It's pretty easy get into the routine of
taking sixty seconds to give each other your full attention.
So here's what you do. One minute hug after a
long day of work. Even a twenty second hug can
lower cortisol and boost the bonding hormone oxy tossin tocin.

(29:39):
So a one minute hug after a long day of work,
a moment of gratitude. Each of you shares one thing
you appreciated that day. It can be big or small.
You just got to be consistent and do it every night.
A quick morning check in. Take a minute in the
morning to say what's the one thing you're carrying today

(29:59):
and how how can I support you?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Nobody's got time for that in the morning.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Jitry wire, Jenny, I'm just saying I want to throw
it out there because you never took time to say
what's one thing you're carrying today? And finally, a silent ritual.
You can try deep breathing or just hold hands. Do
it for sixty seconds a day and you'll feel more connected.
So once again, a minute long hug after work, A
moment of gratitude before you go to bed, like what
was your favorite part of the day, A quick morning

(30:26):
check in. You can do it via texting. I think
if you get up way before they do. And a
silent ritual. Can't think of anything more corny and uncomfortable.
Holding hands with susan and deep breathing for a minute.
I'd be like, Okay, well we tried.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Is there a version of this that's a little bit
more for like funny couples, because like some of that
I could do, most of it I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'll never forget.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I was like dating a guy once and he was
really in a meditation, meditation and sauna yan and I
remember sitting in the sauna and he had some like
audio going and it's like holding in laughter.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Because it justs no, like I can't take this seriously whatsoever?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
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