August 1, 2025 • 33 mins
We give Dave a gift for his vacation, you tell us what you're doing instead of working, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dave, you're leaving for Sturges today right, maybe.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Later day for Sturgis South Dakota the Big Bike Rally.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yep, Well, Bailey has something for it.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Got you a little gift day of gift for your
time and Sturge us in a little paper bag.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's in a little paper bag.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Oh and if you want to see it, you can
see it on Dave Ryan TV on YouTube, but just
search Dave Ryan TV. Yes, the bag said Bailey, and
I crossed it out now it says Dave.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Because we reuse bags here. You have to.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I appreciate that of a big environment kind of a guy.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Is for you because I think you might surprise. I
think you might need it.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
This is a genuine surprise. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's called a Sharp Survival Kit. Sharp Survival Kit for
when it hits the fan. Did you fart and a
little came out? We've got you covered even though your
sphincter did not. Kit includes Oopsie Poopsy disposable Lendy's Fresh
and Discreet Brown Town tissue pack removes solids and liquids.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Where did you get this?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You know somewhere The Magicians Secret.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Jane Booty wipes mud butt cleansing technology, instructional care card.
I sharded, now what okay, and a sharp survival badge
proudly display your journey.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I thought you might need it.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And you want to explain why I thought you might
need this Sharp survival cant doesn't?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I will though.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Okay, he was recently somewhere where he very much needed
to go to the bathroom and there was the point
where he could not hold it at all anymore. Now
did he shirt in that moment or did he just
go in the bushes? Because those are the facts. I
don't really went into the bushes. So he did go
into the bushes in a very public area auto care shop,
(01:42):
and he pooped in the bushes.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yep, you're throws frown.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
You know, I never heard this full story.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, I heard you.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Joked that Dave shard or pooped in the bushes, but
I never knew that it actually happened.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
An Dave Sharding story. So this was probably circa eight
years ago. We used to have meetings every single Friday
with all of the on air staff and Dave.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We're all sitting in the meeting.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Room, Dave's walking past, and our boss Rich was like, Dave,
we're in here today because usually we were in a
different room, not knowing that Dave had just charted and
he was trying to get to the bathroom. But Dave
was already running late, so he comes in. He has
to go through all of us to the back of
the room because it's the only spot that's open. He
sits next to Mike, our old web guy. Mike starts
scooching away from him like and later we find out
(02:28):
that Dave sat through that meeting and sharded and didn't say.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You could have told.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Rich, hey, I'm gonna run to the bathroom quick, can
you give me a minute?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
But you didn't. You came in with your.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Poopy butt and sat down, and you sat.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Through that after you shot you in.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Your seat, your butts in the poop.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Wait a minute, so many questions, Jenny, And did nobody
know until after?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You didn't smell it? No, no, I didn't personally smell it.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
But Dave got into the elevator with Fallen afterwards, and
of course he told Falan and Fallan couldn't keep it
to ourselves, so then found put it on.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Air.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Then I say, so we all found out about Dave shard.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
In that moment.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So anyway, Dave, I got you the Sharp Survival Kid
for your time and Sturgis, because you never know when
a shark will strike.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It says on the back, it says, be ready anytime
for that chocolate mud slide of playing basketball, stuck in traffic,
jury duty, the birth of your first child. Not sure
if you can gamble on that trouser cough, Now you
can let them rip with a Sharp Survival Kid, a
complete on the go kit for anywhere, in anytime that
little squeaker turns into a big leaker trouser? Who is
(03:39):
the best present ever ever? All Right, you're at work?
What are you doing? What should you be doing? Okay,
you should be doing your work? What are you doing?
Instead we're going to talk about that. It's one of
one point three Katie with you even just looking at you.
A Sharp Survival kit that Bailey got me. So thank
(04:01):
you very much. I really appreciate that. That is the
best present I've ever gotten.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Well, you're distracted once again, which happens quite often with
this man and this job that we work together. But
for instance, the other day, I'm trying to do my
job and Dave's job at the same time because I
look over and Dave's watching something on his computer and
I'm like, what are you doing? Are you looking at
something that's a bit for the show, because we're planning
the show. He goes, no, I'm watching a magic trick.
(04:28):
It was, I go, can we focus on the task
at hand, which is planning our show for the next day.
You're like, story is just like a couple minutes, and
I was like, turn your magic trick off and put
your computer away and look at me. So we want
to know you're at work right now? What are you
(04:48):
doing that you should not be doing? And what should
you be doing?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
So if you're supposed to be writing up a report,
or you're supposed to be answering email, but you're not,
you're on the com planning your wedding, or you're on
Amazon looking for inflatable pools or whatever it is that
you're supposed to be doing, let us know everybody does it.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, it's like, Oh, I'm texting my boyfriend right now,
who we're sowing love?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What should be doing? I'm about ten minutes late for
a meeting.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, when I was working from home, I should have
been working and I was one hundred percent watching people
play video games on Twitch streams.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Oh yeah, just sitting and.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Watching and like interacting in chat. Man, I got like
I tourned.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Someone turned me into a mod once because I was
so active in chat, because I wasn't lost self worth.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Following you really were a distracted I was one secod.
I used to work in marketing at Canterbury Park, but
I was trying to get back into radio and there
was a job opening down at City's ninety seven. So
while I was working my marketing job at Canterbury, I
was using their photoshop system that they pay for, oh No,
to photoshop myself because it was oaken carry in the
morning back then, and I photoshopped a photo of me
(05:56):
over Josh Dumal, so it was the two of them
with Josh du Maal and I put my face in
there to prepare for my interview I had in a
couple of days, so I was literally using their photoshop
to prepare for my interview.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
I wanted to sit here and say that I'm just
doing my job like a good employee. But I definitely googled,
like ten minutes ago, Saturday Night Live tickets because they
do like a lottery that opens all this first, and.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I was like, ooh, how do I apply?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What are you doing at work? And what are you
supposed to be doing? Call me, send me a text,
or use the talkback feature. One of my favorites is
the talkback feature. Just to open up the streaming app
on Katie. But you be tap the red microphone. You
got thirty seconds to let us know. What are you doing?
What are you supposed to be doing? I am going
to give a shout out right now. It's Steph. She
(06:38):
is on our way to see the sun rise above
the I'm not going to try to say the name
of the crater in Hawaii. It's three am, Maui time.
Hoping I can make it as a solo travel as
my solo travel hope I can make it solo. My
travel companions are stuck trying to fly stand by.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Oh so she.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Is solo going up to the high liquid. I don't
know how to say it. I've been up there and
I don't know how to say it. We've ended a
motorcycle once we rode that up there. What are you
doing and what should you be doing?
Speaker 8 (07:07):
Any?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Thanks? Are streaming in? Now streaming in?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
What do we got getting Caribou and Brugers while I'm
running errands for work.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Love it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I should be analyzing financial reports, but instead I'm playing Minecraft.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
This is like that.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's supposed to be working, but right now I'm playing
Monopoly on my phone.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
I should be working, but I'm on Amazon looking for
night lights and garden gloves.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Ooh, okay, people do this all the time. I work
from home, but I'm not working right now. I'm currently
sitting in front of my computer cross stitching.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Oh nice. Love that.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I'm supposed to be drafting contracts, but I'm playing planning
my trip to bamf bam.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's a lot of planning you got to do for that.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Well, this person is I'm watching you.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Guys on my TV because we are live on Dave
Ryan TV on YouTube, while I shop on Amazon, but
making sure to keep my team's icon is active, so
no one knows I'm not truly working.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's funny. Can you see my shirt on the on
the screen? Can you read my entire shirt?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
It says a movie you can't tell me what to do.
You are not my Susan. I love that it says
my susan. Susan got me this shirt is the dumbest
shirt ever. But she's like, and it literally says, you
can't tell me what to do. You are not my Susan.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I was like, I didn't want to like shame her
for like wasting fifteen dollars.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
On his shirt.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, so I wore it because I know I can
get away with wearing it with you, guys, it's.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Sure, it's something.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
It sure is something.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Sure, you and Susan are both like the biggest victims
of ads on your social mediacounts, because those are the
types of things that they start sending you on TikTok
or Instagram, and you're like, maybe I.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Should get this.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, you're right, pick this this textas a year of
our quick book files got deleted and I should be
fixing that.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But I've been playing Neo pets like the gold Eyes.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I love that one. I am playing Fortnite, but I'm
supposed to be finding invoices. The customer requested, what are
you doing? What should you be doing? Text messages are
all in in. I also watched Murder Mysteries all day
while I focus at work. Because you got your headphones on,
(09:08):
You're supposed to be in front of your computer. Working
on something, but you're watching Murder Mysteries instead.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
That was me when I was like seventeen and I
worked at an ice cream shop. There'd be no customers,
so I'd throw on Law and Order SVU and just
watch on my phone.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Why not.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
There's a bunch of these coming in and I should
be doing payroll in taxes, but I'm filing complaints with
the city on my neighbors who won't upkeep their lawn. Ah,
here's one. I should be working right now, but I
am at the gym. By the way, you get to
see Susan work out at snap. I did a video
of her working out with her trainer Mic yesterday. Is
She's a beast. I've never seen her work out before,
and she is a beast. Go watch it on my Instagram.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Reel drank supposed to be working, but I'm in the
bathroom putting on my eyelash extensions.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Very nice.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
That takes a while, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
If you got one, then send it to us to
call us at sixty five one nine eight nine KTWB,
or texted it KTWB one, or use the talk feature
on the iHeartRadio Apple. We'll play some of those coming
up next, What are you supposed to be doing at work?
And what are you really doing? Wrapping this up? What
are you supposed to be doing at work? And what
(10:12):
are you actually doing instead? Here's my favorite one so far.
I'm supposed to be doing a bank run for work,
but I'm sitting in my car plucking stray chin hairs
like that it does happen. I'm supposed to be prepping
dough for taking baked pizzas instead wake and baking in
the walk in cooler.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Oh right, that isn't okay.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I'm this is funny.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm supposed to be doing my time reports, but instead
I'm playing games on the phone and watching you guys
on d R TV.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Yes, you watch this on Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Last week instead of working, I binged all the seasons
of the summer. I turned pretty instead of working. Yes,
and we are supposed to be working right now, but
we're not. We're just cooking around, which is pretty much
what we do most of the day. Anyway. The more
fun we have, the better the show is. Yeah, so
we pretty much just try to goof around have fun.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
I just did my morning potty break. I was in
there for like five minutes chilling scrolling.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah were you?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah? Yeah, five, but like four because I get nervous
with commercials. How much time I have?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I just went down to my car to get my
Zin because I left my Zin in the cars. Z
y n is like little nicotine pouches. You're addiction you Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Is that why you get all like like snaky throughout
the day with your sneaky naked nat Your little tongue
comes out and probably yeah, yeah, I assume that's from Zin.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Probably yeah, oh delicious? You want one?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
No, they're so good and good, but yours is gross?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, no, no, it's not gross. Spitting tobacco is gross.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I think that that's still gross. I think z still gross.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It is facial Friday on Katie w B. Why do
you deserve a facial? You've had a bad week, you've
had a bad morning, you've had a bad month. You
deserve a facial. Toddler kept yep all night. Your boyfriend
is missing and you think he's over it, so Mantha's house,
you've had a bad morning.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
What if you had a bad morning for We'll give
you a facial.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
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Get ten percent off Dave Ryan ten and then thirty
(12:27):
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take in, but if you want to get that, we
should post that up on.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Lines and you can find that.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, if you want to let us know why you
need a facial, do it on the talkback feature on
the iHeartRadio app. We'll play a handful next and pick
a winner for Facial Friday on KDWB. It's Facial Friday
on KDWB. Leave us a talkback, let us know why
you need a facial.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Facial because I just had kidney stone surgery because I
had a giant kidney stone on one side and four
on the other side. Then I had a toddler who
has been up every single night screaming or head off
with a high fever. And lastly, I haven't been able
(13:20):
to go number two for three days a week.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Oh you sound exhausted. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
A large kidney stone on one side and four on
the other side. Do you still have to pee those out?
Or do they like blast them with a like a
sonar alasar.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Parent? Maybe you do? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Okay, another one, Why do you need a facial? On
Facial Friday?
Speaker 10 (13:42):
We deserve a facial because my husband is away at
training in Chicago for two months and I am left
at home to take care of a four year old
and a newborn while being of full time.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh my god, two months of training? Lordy, okay, why
do you need a facial?
Speaker 11 (14:03):
I need a facial because we just got our carpets
cleaned by zero rest and the next morning, my dog
decided that she needed to go out, but didn't tell me.
Pooped in the living room the room.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
But got it. Now we have poop all over the
living room and the room.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Boh no.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
And then my husband decided that he was going to
stay late at work, and so I'm stuck at home
with a six month old that's teething.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I need a facial.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yes, you need a facial. Okay, a couple of more.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Yeah, I'm calling for the I need a facial. Uh.
Speaker 12 (14:37):
The reason why I need a facial is because I
get up at seven o'clock in the morning and cut
grass all day in his hot sun, and then do
security at night until ten o'clock. My face is starting
to look old and facial would probably help that.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You know, we don't have a lot of guys that
call infor facial I'm leaning toward this guy is the
first guy winner.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
He's starting to look all.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
He's starting to look all. Okay, here comes Shannon.
Speaker 13 (15:05):
Good morning.
Speaker 14 (15:06):
This is Shannon.
Speaker 13 (15:08):
I really need a facial because yesterday we got the
kids ready only an hour late, heading.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
To datecare, got all the way to date Care, and.
Speaker 13 (15:17):
Realized I forgot the frozen milk for the new baby,
so I had to drive all.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
The way back grab the milk.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
Good thing I did, because I had locked the dog
the dog in the baby's nursery.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I could really use a facial.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You know, she really could use a facial. Okay, let
you want to do one more. Let's do one more
on facial Friday.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Hi, Dave, this is Tim.
Speaker 15 (15:42):
I just think I deserve the facial because my boyfriend,
who's sick of one hundred and two temperature, decided in
the middle night to get up because he wasn't filling
well and shook. And yes, I think I deserve it
because then he couldn't clean it, so I ended up
(16:02):
having to put him in the shower and take care
of him.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know, a guy with one hundred and two temperature
might as well be bleeding out because he is so
sick and helpless. Now a woman with a hundred exactly,
woman with one hundred and two temperature, she's going into work,
she's going to the gym, picking up the kids daycare,
and coaching soccer.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, and just like using a fan occasion.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Exactly, who do you want to do? Give it to Jenny.
I'm gonna leave it all.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Up to you.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
I really like the guy who's cutting grass and then
doing security, so I want to give it to him.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Think of all the smoke out there that's effecting the morning.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Wait, you got it? Okay, here he is again.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Yeah, I'm calling for the I need a facial. Uh.
Speaker 12 (16:43):
The reason why I need a facial is because I
get up at seven o'clock in the morning and cut
grass all day in his hot sun and then do
security at night until ten o'clock.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
My face is starting to look old.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, and facial would probably probably a little moisturizing. Yeah,
we're gonna give it to your first dude winner I
think ever on Facial Friday.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
With congratulations.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Thanks to the Lasery and a H and the Face
Foundry for helping us out with that one. Need the
coupon codes again, They're on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I'll get them posted.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
It's a lot to type out, so I haven't done
it quite yet, but I will get a post.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Check on Instagram later.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Dave Ryan, we did Facial Friday a little while ago,
and we've never had a guy winner before. We had
some guys apply for Facial Friday, but I really liked
him because he's like, he just sounds down trodden.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
He just sounds down trodden.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
He's like, I get up early on the lawns and
the hot sun all day and then I worked security
all night and I'm looking old Roosevelt.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I'm so glad you won on facial You ever had
a facial before.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
No, You're gonna love it. I had one.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It was so relaxing, I fell asleep and started snoring
during my facial.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
What do you what do you got going on today? Roosevelt?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Both right now?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Are you on the bluetooth right now?
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (18:00):
And then you work secure?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
I can't understand he wasn't a bluetooth and I spoke
to it.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I love you, Roosevelt, but the bluetooth is really not
being your friend today. But but we love you. Hold on,
we'll get all the information for the facial Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
My friend.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
He's gonna look so young and fresh. He's gonna look
kind of hot, kind of hot. All right, Uh, it
is time for Stephanie's What to Do in the Twin
Cities this weekend? That is the title of this feature. Here,
Good morning, Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
All right, we just get it right into well yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
What what's going on this weekend? Summer weekends were full
of stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We have beat the art fairs to death.
Speaker 16 (18:44):
I feel like, really, I thought, I just want to
do an hour all mention to powder Horn and the
uptown art fairs are going on this weekend. Nice all weegain,
but number five, there's a huge consignments sale going on
in Apple Valley.
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Uh, it's a consignment store.
Speaker 16 (18:59):
They have there set up in the Apple Valley Sports Arena,
and I've seen videos like the whole place is stacked
full of kids stuff like back to school season. Oh,
you can get free tickets to get in, but it
looks crazy amazing, so go save some money.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Clothing or is it like back the snow gear toys?
Speaker 14 (19:14):
Oh, baby stuff, like all kinds of stuff I saw
on them.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Like a big giant yard sale. Yes, okay, cool, so
check that out.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Check that out.
Speaker 16 (19:21):
That's going on pretty much until tomorrow, but it started yesterday.
Speaker 14 (19:25):
They have stuff going on today.
Speaker 16 (19:26):
They have like a Educators and Hometown Heroes, which is
like you know, fire police. You can get in and
get half price off everything tonight from six thirty to nine.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
So if that applies to you, go get it.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Go get it.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Number four the Minnesota Links.
Speaker 16 (19:41):
They're having a watch party at a bar of their own,
which is you know, the sports bar that's all female sports.
Speaker 14 (19:46):
Yes, Saturday tomorrow, the game's at too. They're having.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
The Links are doing pretty good.
Speaker 16 (19:50):
I google this because They'm not a big sports guy,
but they're first in the Western Conference right now.
Speaker 14 (19:55):
The record is twenty three and five.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Which is crazy good, pretty crazy good party. Try try
to do with the links do vikings?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, come on.
Speaker 16 (20:02):
Okay. Number three is a cat video fest. So I
don't know about you guys, but like you just watched
cat videos in your yes, and I think it's going
on at a few different theaters, but I know it's
at the Main Cinema and Saint Anthony, Maine. It's seventy
minutes of a cat video copilation.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
I used to work it and it is really fun
and it's just like everybody shows up with little like
cat ears on and like shirts with their cats faces
on it.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Some people come with their cats and then.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
You just watch cat videos.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Can you bring your cat to the cat videos?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I don't know because when I.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Worked it was at cchs Field, so outside outdoors.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (20:38):
God, this is a separate one. I don't know.
Speaker 16 (20:40):
It's like a national thing going on, but they're in town.
There's four showtimes at the Main Cinema this weekend, and
then there's another one at chs Field August fourteenth.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (20:51):
Number two is the Fringe Festival, which I'm going to
help Bailey help us out.
Speaker 14 (20:56):
Tell where we need to see.
Speaker 16 (20:57):
But basically it's the largest performing arts festival in the Midwest,
and it's what ten days a show is going on.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Until August tenth, and it started last night, and there
are almost one hundred shows that you can go and see.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
They're all only an hour long, and it like.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Varies from you know, plays, musicals, improv, clowning, storytelling, whatever.
I already saw four shows I'm likely gonna see Like.
Speaker 14 (21:21):
There's gonna say, how many more do you have?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yeah, like thirty, can't wait.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
That's all over the place on the West Bank.
Speaker 16 (21:29):
And then number one is this is the first of
four events, but it's called Open Streets Minneapolis, So there's
this one's gonna be a northeast Tomorrow from eleven to five.
They're shutting down Central Avenue from like Broadway to Lowry basically,
and there's a bunch of cool restaurants in there, and
then they're gonna have live music and a beer guarden,
skate there's a skateboard shop in there, so they're gonna
be doing tricks and things like that. They're gonna have
like live wrestling going on, Lucha Libre wrestling, which is like,
(21:53):
you know, very theatrical fun and stuff or whatever.
Speaker 14 (21:56):
So a cool thing to do with your kids and
grab beer and hang out.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Northeast sounds like my paper. Also, somebody, you just text it.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
In southern Minnesota, We're going to rib Fest in man Cato.
Night Ranger is going to be there. Night Ranger remember
those guys.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
No, no, all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
There's a boss Check song. Pull out Night Ranger and
played for Boss Check. I'm kidding, no, that would not
work this song.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I think he'd probably let us because I think he
likes that it's Friday.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
All right, put pull out Sister Christian and see whether
the Boss is listening.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Take up your mind.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Okay, pull out Sister Christian.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Give me like thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, take your time twenty. Let's go through these again, Stephanie,
one more time.
Speaker 16 (22:36):
Number five the big consignment sale going on through tomorrow
in Apple Valley.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (22:41):
Number four is the watch Link Links watch party at
the bar of their own tomorrow at two. Number three
is a cop video festivals in town. Number two is
French festival going on for the next ten days, and
number one is Open Streets in Northeast.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Very cool and you want to follow stiff Stephanie on Instagram.
Stephany dot Rosner R O S E N E R.
Stephanie Rosner in your Real Turn. If you need to
help buying a house, find a house, selling a house,
dump a house, whatever.
Speaker 16 (23:09):
If anyone needs a house in Blaine around three fifty, uh,
come find me a sevny message. I'm trying to get
an off market deal together. Oh my person found the
house and I'm like, crap, your house isn't even ready.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
What are you doing?
Speaker 14 (23:19):
You know?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Go check her out, Stephanie, Stephanie dot Rosner, Thank you, Stephanie.
You guys ready. Yes, the song we should not be
playing from nineteen eighty four. Let's see how If the
boss is listening, he will call immediately get that song
off my radio station. But if not, here's night Ranger. Okay,
(23:42):
hit pause because I was so into jamm into that song. Yeah,
like hello hello, and.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I screamed, answer the phone.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
I didn't see the phone ringing, Oh hi, Rich, how
are you?
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
You didn't see the phone?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I did?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
I really didn't for him.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
He was jamming so hard. I have video. Screamed, hey,
can you answer for the phone.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
So I had to text Kenny.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
You'd be like, I'm calling, how are you, rich I'm great?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
I'm doing well?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I mean it's playing Night Ranger. How could you not
be good? The Night Rangers? You know they're coming to
rib Fest in Mancato, Richard.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
The lead singers from Farming, the lead singers from Farmington, Minnesota.
Look at that? Yeah, yeah, Kelly, something I think?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
All right, all right, turn it off, turn it off?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I heard on?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
All right, all right, well I want to tell you,
Kelly from Farmington, is.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
What ries for?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Flyday?
Speaker 8 (24:44):
Okay? You all right?
Speaker 14 (24:49):
I don't know this song?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
So okay, he's hung out, literally hung up, hang up
on us.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
He hung up, and now he probably is like, all right,
put the song back.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
On it, you guys stop.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
All right, here's one we like to.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
It's kd WB your radio. It's Dave's Dirt on kd WB.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I was disappointed because Freak of Your Friday doesn't open
up this weekend. It opens up next weekend. But movies
open up this weekend? Does in bignol? What movies are
open up this weekend?
Speaker 4 (25:21):
At least somewhere?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Bad guys too.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
It's a family movie.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Bad guys, too, and it's honestly, the animation is really cute,
and that's expected to earn.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Around twenty million.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
And then the Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
I heard a clip of.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
That movie yesterday and it seems.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Like it's like pun after pun totally.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yes, yeah, so it sounds like something I would probably like.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
It's stupid jokey.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
This is very stupid jokey stuff they did it. It's
like the movie Airplane, which came out in the seventies.
Then they did Naked Gun. Here's a fun fact. Oj
Simpson was in at least one of the Naked Gun movies.
Oh and if I remember right, he got injured and
then they he was in a wheelchair and they pushed
him off the side of a building something like that. Yeah,
I mean it slapsticky, funny, ridiculous, over the top stuff.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
So it looks actually pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
They only expect that one to get fifteen million.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
But for some reason, I feel like I've been hearing
so much about it that I think it's gonna like
surprise everybody and do really well.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
In my humble opinion.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
There's also a horror film called Together There it's a
codependent couple who become nightmarishly close after a mysterious force
causes horrific body changes.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Absolutely not your thing.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Not my thing.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
But Dave Franco and Allison Bree are actually together in
real life and they're the ones that are in it.
Speaker 17 (26:36):
Really, that's like a love story waiting to happen. Okay, interesting,
I love that. By the way, I watched train Wreck
Area fifty one. I got about fifteen minutes into it
and I just could not I couldn't care about it.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
It's not someone recommended it to me yesterday to watch that.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Maybe I get to try it again, because the thing
with train Wreck is they draw it out.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
And it's you know.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
But I am watching the Ted Bundy documentary about the
serial killer back in the seventies, the Son of Sam
serial killer, right, and it is is so disturbing how
he murders these people, like a dozen people. He kills him,
he just and he's so remorseless, saying, look, I'm a
good guy. I didn't really you know, I'm a good guy. Yeah,
(27:21):
sure I did these horrible things, but I'm a good person.
And it's just like you are sick. Yeah, he took
all these lives and still thinks he's a good person.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I heard somebody who watched that and they at the time,
they were always talking about like how good looking and
smart he was, but then after watching that documentary, they're like, Okay,
yeah he was good looking, but he was actually kind
of dumb.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
My my, my bad. It is not it's David Berkowitz.
And what did I call him?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Ted Bundy?
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Ted Bundy is another one. He was good looking.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Okay, yeah he was really good.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
No he's not.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
He's kind of a fugly looking guy. David Berkowitch, son
of Sam. Two different serial killers, different things, right.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Okay, So Paris Jackson has been engaged to Justin Long.
Paris is Michael Jackson's daughter. Justin Long is kind of
just a musician of source. He's helped bands like five
Seconds of Summer write songs and stuff like that. But
apparently Paris was kind of blindsided recently because two weeks
ago she instagrammed all these photos with Justin captioned it
like hell of a summer so far They've been engaged,
(28:17):
and then suddenly they're broken up two weeks later, and
so people were speculating because there were photos of her
published in the Daily Mail of her crying, and people
thought it was because of like Michael Jackson's death anniversary,
but she tweeted and literally was like, no, those are
heartbreak tears. So it sounds like she was blindsided. Oh
and she's just yeah, it's unfortunate. I mean, I don't
(28:39):
know a ton about Justin Long, but sounds like he
just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I was like Bine none so no longer engaged.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Yeah, we got a bunch of new music today. First,
we'll kick it off with Bailey's girl. Chapel Roone dropped
the new one called the Subway.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
All right, I'm not a big Chapel Roone fan. Your
initial thoughts. I like it because it.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Sounds like Chapel and it doesn't you know, it's not
that regular dancy synthie kind of thing that we hear
a lot on new music front.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
I just give her credit because she's blown up a
lot in the last year. But she just in the
news too much for just being messy for other reasons,
which is why I'm not.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Recently shut up.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Yeah. Other new music from Debi Levado.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
This song is called Fast.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah you're right about that.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Yeah, yeah, that one's giving. Let's get down, Let's get
down to business. What's that tiesta, right, that's what it's so.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
But yeah, that's new music.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
We've been talking a lot about Happy Gilmore too. Jenny's
in the process of watching him, only halfway through.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Unfortunately you like it.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
I started it too late last night and I was like,
you need to go to bed, so I watched the
rest today. So far I love it. I think it's
so good.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Well, apparently there are a lot of cameos in it,
so I'm going to ruin one cameo. So spoiler alert,
but if you haven't seen it, there's a dream sequence
where bad Bunny imagines himself tying up spoiler alert Travis
Kelsey and lathering him with honey so a bear will
attack him.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
It's so funny.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
And now swifties are hoping that it's Taylor Swift inside
the bear costume.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I've heard that rumor too. I didn't say it on
the radio because I didn't want to ruin it. But yeah,
Travis Kelsey is a great cameo.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, well, yes, that, but Taylor Swift being in the
bear cost we don't know that. You don't know, Adam
Sandler says, no, that's not the that's not the case.
He didn't want to bother her by asking. But the
Swifties always be swift in and they're always like, well
what if?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And I doubt she would put on a bear.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Cost she would.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Actually, I think that they would credit her in the
credits and say, like the bear Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
You're right, they would. I feel like they would too.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Also, I never knew this, but I saw an article
come out this past week that Adam Sandler has always
had his wife in every single movie he's done.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
She makes some kind of cameo.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
So in Appy Gilmour too, she's the dance instructor Dave.
If you didn't know this before, his daughter and then
his daughter in the movie is actually his real life,
and so is the girl that he goes to the
alcohol meetings with, the one that's tatted, Yes, that's his daughter. Also,
if you didn't know that that.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
So far, he's got a drinking problem in the movie,
and they don't really focus on it later in the movie,
but in the first part of the movie you've got
to see all the things that he drinks out of
is so hysterically.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I'm telling you. I think I'm liking it more than
the original.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
Could I watch happ you get more to what I
have seen the first one?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Yes, I mean there's definitely like some backstories with his
like arch Nemesis and calls and stuff Shaana McGavin.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
But they kind of do.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Flashback so it helps you understand what it's referencing when
he does like meet up with Shooter or like the
Caddy kid.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I can talk about the kid who was his caddie. Yea,
he choked out.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
For what it's worth, I saw Happy Gilmore in theaters
when it was new thirty years ago. I don't remember
anything about it except the Bob Barker fight scene, which
is like a classic movie scene, and I loved it,
just funny all the way through.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Got it justin Timberlake.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
We've been kind of making fun of him because he's
doing his rounds of not actually performing at shows, and
now he came out and said to he has lime disease.
He said that he, you know, is thugging it out
because he wants to tour and that's what's making him
really really happy. But he's been struggling with it. He said,
he's been very debilitating which I can only imagine. Lime
disease is not something to play with. Any disease has
nothing to play with.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well, they say that we didn't know about lime disease.
We talked about it earlier this morning, and I guess
once you get it, it is treatable but not curable,
and it can be very, very serious, to the point
where you don't have the energy to even stand up.
Somebody was talking about how their husband got it years
ago and some days he can't even take the caps
off his medicine bottles because and it's out. Oh my god,
(32:33):
that sounds so horrible, So you know, be careful out there.
That is the dirt brought to you by six y
one to two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law With
speaking of injuries, we're going to pick this up again,
and we had such a good time with it yesterday.
What dumb way did you injure yourself? Whether you're walking
through a parking lot on your phone, you don't look
(32:54):
up and you bang your head into a handicapped parking sign,
or you're walking around with your cell phone in your
hand and you trip and you fall into a fountain
downtown Minneapolis. What dumb way did you injure yourself? We
loved these stories. We had sobody yesterday we couldn't get
to them all, So we're going to revisit that.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Coming up next on Kdew
Dave, you're leaving for Sturges today right, maybe.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Later day for Sturgis South Dakota the Big Bike Rally.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yep, Well, Bailey has something for it.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Got you a little gift day of gift for your
time and Sturge us in a little paper bag.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's in a little paper bag.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Oh and if you want to see it, you can
see it on Dave Ryan TV on YouTube, but just
search Dave Ryan TV. Yes, the bag said Bailey, and
I crossed it out now it says Dave.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Because we reuse bags here. You have to.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I appreciate that of a big environment kind of a guy.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Is for you because I think you might surprise. I
think you might need it.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
This is a genuine surprise. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's called a Sharp Survival Kit. Sharp Survival Kit for
when it hits the fan. Did you fart and a
little came out? We've got you covered even though your
sphincter did not. Kit includes Oopsie Poopsy disposable Lendy's Fresh
and Discreet Brown Town tissue pack removes solids and liquids.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Where did you get this?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You know somewhere The Magicians Secret.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Jane Booty wipes mud butt cleansing technology, instructional care card.
I sharded, now what okay, and a sharp survival badge
proudly display your journey.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I thought you might need it.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And you want to explain why I thought you might
need this Sharp survival cant doesn't?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I will though.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Okay, he was recently somewhere where he very much needed
to go to the bathroom and there was the point
where he could not hold it at all anymore. Now
did he shirt in that moment or did he just
go in the bushes? Because those are the facts. I
don't really went into the bushes. So he did go
into the bushes in a very public area auto care shop,
(01:42):
and he pooped in the bushes.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yep, you're throws frown.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
You know, I never heard this full story.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, I heard you.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Joked that Dave shard or pooped in the bushes, but
I never knew that it actually happened.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
An Dave Sharding story. So this was probably circa eight
years ago. We used to have meetings every single Friday
with all of the on air staff and Dave.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We're all sitting in the meeting.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Room, Dave's walking past, and our boss Rich was like, Dave,
we're in here today because usually we were in a
different room, not knowing that Dave had just charted and
he was trying to get to the bathroom. But Dave
was already running late, so he comes in. He has
to go through all of us to the back of
the room because it's the only spot that's open. He
sits next to Mike, our old web guy. Mike starts
scooching away from him like and later we find out
(02:28):
that Dave sat through that meeting and sharded and didn't say.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You could have told.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Rich, hey, I'm gonna run to the bathroom quick, can
you give me a minute?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
But you didn't. You came in with your.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Poopy butt and sat down, and you sat.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Through that after you shot you in.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Your seat, your butts in the poop.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Wait a minute, so many questions, Jenny, And did nobody
know until after?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You didn't smell it? No, no, I didn't personally smell it.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
But Dave got into the elevator with Fallen afterwards, and
of course he told Falan and Fallan couldn't keep it
to ourselves, so then found put it on.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Air.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Then I say, so we all found out about Dave shard.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
In that moment.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So anyway, Dave, I got you the Sharp Survival Kid
for your time and Sturgis, because you never know when
a shark will strike.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It says on the back, it says, be ready anytime
for that chocolate mud slide of playing basketball, stuck in traffic,
jury duty, the birth of your first child. Not sure
if you can gamble on that trouser cough, Now you
can let them rip with a Sharp Survival Kid, a
complete on the go kit for anywhere, in anytime that
little squeaker turns into a big leaker trouser? Who is
(03:39):
the best present ever ever? All Right, you're at work?
What are you doing? What should you be doing? Okay,
you should be doing your work? What are you doing?
Instead we're going to talk about that. It's one of
one point three Katie with you even just looking at you.
A Sharp Survival kit that Bailey got me. So thank
(04:01):
you very much. I really appreciate that. That is the
best present I've ever gotten.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Well, you're distracted once again, which happens quite often with
this man and this job that we work together. But
for instance, the other day, I'm trying to do my
job and Dave's job at the same time because I
look over and Dave's watching something on his computer and
I'm like, what are you doing? Are you looking at
something that's a bit for the show, because we're planning
the show. He goes, no, I'm watching a magic trick.
(04:28):
It was, I go, can we focus on the task
at hand, which is planning our show for the next day.
You're like, story is just like a couple minutes, and
I was like, turn your magic trick off and put
your computer away and look at me. So we want
to know you're at work right now? What are you
(04:48):
doing that you should not be doing? And what should
you be doing?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
So if you're supposed to be writing up a report,
or you're supposed to be answering email, but you're not,
you're on the com planning your wedding, or you're on
Amazon looking for inflatable pools or whatever it is that
you're supposed to be doing, let us know everybody does it.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, it's like, Oh, I'm texting my boyfriend right now,
who we're sowing love?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What should be doing? I'm about ten minutes late for
a meeting.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, when I was working from home, I should have
been working and I was one hundred percent watching people
play video games on Twitch streams.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Oh yeah, just sitting and.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Watching and like interacting in chat. Man, I got like
I tourned.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Someone turned me into a mod once because I was
so active in chat, because I wasn't lost self worth.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Following you really were a distracted I was one secod.
I used to work in marketing at Canterbury Park, but
I was trying to get back into radio and there
was a job opening down at City's ninety seven. So
while I was working my marketing job at Canterbury, I
was using their photoshop system that they pay for, oh No,
to photoshop myself because it was oaken carry in the
morning back then, and I photoshopped a photo of me
(05:56):
over Josh Dumal, so it was the two of them
with Josh du Maal and I put my face in
there to prepare for my interview I had in a
couple of days, so I was literally using their photoshop
to prepare for my interview.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
I wanted to sit here and say that I'm just
doing my job like a good employee. But I definitely googled,
like ten minutes ago, Saturday Night Live tickets because they
do like a lottery that opens all this first, and.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I was like, ooh, how do I apply?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What are you doing at work? And what are you
supposed to be doing? Call me, send me a text,
or use the talkback feature. One of my favorites is
the talkback feature. Just to open up the streaming app
on Katie. But you be tap the red microphone. You
got thirty seconds to let us know. What are you doing?
What are you supposed to be doing? I am going
to give a shout out right now. It's Steph. She
(06:38):
is on our way to see the sun rise above
the I'm not going to try to say the name
of the crater in Hawaii. It's three am, Maui time.
Hoping I can make it as a solo travel as
my solo travel hope I can make it solo. My
travel companions are stuck trying to fly stand by.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Oh so she.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Is solo going up to the high liquid. I don't
know how to say it. I've been up there and
I don't know how to say it. We've ended a
motorcycle once we rode that up there. What are you
doing and what should you be doing?
Speaker 8 (07:07):
Any?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Thanks? Are streaming in? Now streaming in?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
What do we got getting Caribou and Brugers while I'm
running errands for work.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Love it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I should be analyzing financial reports, but instead I'm playing Minecraft.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
This is like that.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's supposed to be working, but right now I'm playing
Monopoly on my phone.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
I should be working, but I'm on Amazon looking for
night lights and garden gloves.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Ooh, okay, people do this all the time. I work
from home, but I'm not working right now. I'm currently
sitting in front of my computer cross stitching.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Oh nice. Love that.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I'm supposed to be drafting contracts, but I'm playing planning
my trip to bamf bam.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's a lot of planning you got to do for that.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Well, this person is I'm watching you.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Guys on my TV because we are live on Dave
Ryan TV on YouTube, while I shop on Amazon, but
making sure to keep my team's icon is active, so
no one knows I'm not truly working.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's funny. Can you see my shirt on the on
the screen? Can you read my entire shirt?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
It says a movie you can't tell me what to do.
You are not my Susan. I love that it says
my susan. Susan got me this shirt is the dumbest
shirt ever. But she's like, and it literally says, you
can't tell me what to do. You are not my Susan.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I was like, I didn't want to like shame her
for like wasting fifteen dollars.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
On his shirt.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, so I wore it because I know I can
get away with wearing it with you, guys, it's.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Sure, it's something.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
It sure is something.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Sure, you and Susan are both like the biggest victims
of ads on your social mediacounts, because those are the
types of things that they start sending you on TikTok
or Instagram, and you're like, maybe I.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Should get this.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, you're right, pick this this textas a year of
our quick book files got deleted and I should be
fixing that.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But I've been playing Neo pets like the gold Eyes.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I love that one. I am playing Fortnite, but I'm
supposed to be finding invoices. The customer requested, what are
you doing? What should you be doing? Text messages are
all in in. I also watched Murder Mysteries all day
while I focus at work. Because you got your headphones on,
(09:08):
You're supposed to be in front of your computer. Working
on something, but you're watching Murder Mysteries instead.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
That was me when I was like seventeen and I
worked at an ice cream shop. There'd be no customers,
so I'd throw on Law and Order SVU and just
watch on my phone.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Why not.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
There's a bunch of these coming in and I should
be doing payroll in taxes, but I'm filing complaints with
the city on my neighbors who won't upkeep their lawn. Ah,
here's one. I should be working right now, but I
am at the gym. By the way, you get to
see Susan work out at snap. I did a video
of her working out with her trainer Mic yesterday. Is
She's a beast. I've never seen her work out before,
and she is a beast. Go watch it on my Instagram.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Reel drank supposed to be working, but I'm in the
bathroom putting on my eyelash extensions.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Very nice.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
That takes a while, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
If you got one, then send it to us to
call us at sixty five one nine eight nine KTWB,
or texted it KTWB one, or use the talk feature
on the iHeartRadio Apple. We'll play some of those coming
up next, What are you supposed to be doing at work?
And what are you really doing? Wrapping this up? What
are you supposed to be doing at work? And what
(10:12):
are you actually doing instead? Here's my favorite one so far.
I'm supposed to be doing a bank run for work,
but I'm sitting in my car plucking stray chin hairs
like that it does happen. I'm supposed to be prepping
dough for taking baked pizzas instead wake and baking in
the walk in cooler.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Oh right, that isn't okay.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I'm this is funny.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm supposed to be doing my time reports, but instead
I'm playing games on the phone and watching you guys
on d R TV.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Yes, you watch this on Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Last week instead of working, I binged all the seasons
of the summer. I turned pretty instead of working. Yes,
and we are supposed to be working right now, but
we're not. We're just cooking around, which is pretty much
what we do most of the day. Anyway. The more
fun we have, the better the show is. Yeah, so
we pretty much just try to goof around have fun.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
I just did my morning potty break. I was in
there for like five minutes chilling scrolling.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah were you?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah? Yeah, five, but like four because I get nervous
with commercials. How much time I have?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I just went down to my car to get my
Zin because I left my Zin in the cars. Z
y n is like little nicotine pouches. You're addiction you Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Is that why you get all like like snaky throughout
the day with your sneaky naked nat Your little tongue
comes out and probably yeah, yeah, I assume that's from Zin.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Probably yeah, oh delicious? You want one?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
No, they're so good and good, but yours is gross?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, no, no, it's not gross. Spitting tobacco is gross.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I think that that's still gross. I think z still gross.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It is facial Friday on Katie w B. Why do
you deserve a facial? You've had a bad week, you've
had a bad morning, you've had a bad month. You
deserve a facial. Toddler kept yep all night. Your boyfriend
is missing and you think he's over it, so Mantha's house,
you've had a bad morning.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
What if you had a bad morning for We'll give
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Speaker 5 (12:39):
Lines and you can find that.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, if you want to let us know why you
need a facial, do it on the talkback feature on
the iHeartRadio app. We'll play a handful next and pick
a winner for Facial Friday on KDWB. It's Facial Friday
on KDWB. Leave us a talkback, let us know why
you need a facial.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Facial because I just had kidney stone surgery because I
had a giant kidney stone on one side and four
on the other side. Then I had a toddler who
has been up every single night screaming or head off
with a high fever. And lastly, I haven't been able
(13:20):
to go number two for three days a week.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Oh you sound exhausted. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
A large kidney stone on one side and four on
the other side. Do you still have to pee those out?
Or do they like blast them with a like a
sonar alasar.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Parent? Maybe you do? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Okay, another one, Why do you need a facial? On
Facial Friday?
Speaker 10 (13:42):
We deserve a facial because my husband is away at
training in Chicago for two months and I am left
at home to take care of a four year old
and a newborn while being of full time.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh my god, two months of training? Lordy, okay, why
do you need a facial?
Speaker 11 (14:03):
I need a facial because we just got our carpets
cleaned by zero rest and the next morning, my dog
decided that she needed to go out, but didn't tell me.
Pooped in the living room the room.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
But got it. Now we have poop all over the
living room and the room.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Boh no.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
And then my husband decided that he was going to
stay late at work, and so I'm stuck at home
with a six month old that's teething.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I need a facial.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yes, you need a facial. Okay, a couple of more.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Yeah, I'm calling for the I need a facial. Uh.
Speaker 12 (14:37):
The reason why I need a facial is because I
get up at seven o'clock in the morning and cut
grass all day in his hot sun, and then do
security at night until ten o'clock. My face is starting
to look old and facial would probably help that.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You know, we don't have a lot of guys that
call infor facial I'm leaning toward this guy is the
first guy winner.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
He's starting to look all.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
He's starting to look all. Okay, here comes Shannon.
Speaker 13 (15:05):
Good morning.
Speaker 14 (15:06):
This is Shannon.
Speaker 13 (15:08):
I really need a facial because yesterday we got the
kids ready only an hour late, heading.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
To datecare, got all the way to date Care, and.
Speaker 13 (15:17):
Realized I forgot the frozen milk for the new baby,
so I had to drive all.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
The way back grab the milk.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
Good thing I did, because I had locked the dog
the dog in the baby's nursery.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I could really use a facial.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You know, she really could use a facial. Okay, let
you want to do one more. Let's do one more
on facial Friday.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Hi, Dave, this is Tim.
Speaker 15 (15:42):
I just think I deserve the facial because my boyfriend,
who's sick of one hundred and two temperature, decided in
the middle night to get up because he wasn't filling
well and shook. And yes, I think I deserve it
because then he couldn't clean it, so I ended up
(16:02):
having to put him in the shower and take care
of him.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know, a guy with one hundred and two temperature
might as well be bleeding out because he is so
sick and helpless. Now a woman with a hundred exactly,
woman with one hundred and two temperature, she's going into work,
she's going to the gym, picking up the kids daycare,
and coaching soccer.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, and just like using a fan occasion.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Exactly, who do you want to do? Give it to Jenny.
I'm gonna leave it all.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Up to you.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
I really like the guy who's cutting grass and then
doing security, so I want to give it to him.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Think of all the smoke out there that's effecting the morning.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Wait, you got it? Okay, here he is again.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Yeah, I'm calling for the I need a facial. Uh.
Speaker 12 (16:43):
The reason why I need a facial is because I
get up at seven o'clock in the morning and cut
grass all day in his hot sun and then do
security at night until ten o'clock.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
My face is starting to look old.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, and facial would probably probably a little moisturizing. Yeah,
we're gonna give it to your first dude winner I
think ever on Facial Friday.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
With congratulations.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Thanks to the Lasery and a H and the Face
Foundry for helping us out with that one. Need the
coupon codes again, They're on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I'll get them posted.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
It's a lot to type out, so I haven't done
it quite yet, but I will get a post.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Check on Instagram later.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Dave Ryan, we did Facial Friday a little while ago,
and we've never had a guy winner before. We had
some guys apply for Facial Friday, but I really liked
him because he's like, he just sounds down trodden.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
He just sounds down trodden.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
He's like, I get up early on the lawns and
the hot sun all day and then I worked security
all night and I'm looking old Roosevelt.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I'm so glad you won on facial You ever had
a facial before.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
No, You're gonna love it. I had one.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It was so relaxing, I fell asleep and started snoring
during my facial.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
What do you what do you got going on today? Roosevelt?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Both right now?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Are you on the bluetooth right now?
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (18:00):
And then you work secure?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
I can't understand he wasn't a bluetooth and I spoke
to it.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I love you, Roosevelt, but the bluetooth is really not
being your friend today. But but we love you. Hold on,
we'll get all the information for the facial Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
My friend.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
He's gonna look so young and fresh. He's gonna look
kind of hot, kind of hot. All right, Uh, it
is time for Stephanie's What to Do in the Twin
Cities this weekend? That is the title of this feature. Here,
Good morning, Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
All right, we just get it right into well yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
What what's going on this weekend? Summer weekends were full
of stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We have beat the art fairs to death.
Speaker 16 (18:44):
I feel like, really, I thought, I just want to
do an hour all mention to powder Horn and the
uptown art fairs are going on this weekend. Nice all weegain,
but number five, there's a huge consignments sale going on
in Apple Valley.
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Uh, it's a consignment store.
Speaker 16 (18:59):
They have there set up in the Apple Valley Sports Arena,
and I've seen videos like the whole place is stacked
full of kids stuff like back to school season. Oh,
you can get free tickets to get in, but it
looks crazy amazing, so go save some money.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Clothing or is it like back the snow gear toys?
Speaker 14 (19:14):
Oh, baby stuff, like all kinds of stuff I saw
on them.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Like a big giant yard sale. Yes, okay, cool, so
check that out.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Check that out.
Speaker 16 (19:21):
That's going on pretty much until tomorrow, but it started yesterday.
Speaker 14 (19:25):
They have stuff going on today.
Speaker 16 (19:26):
They have like a Educators and Hometown Heroes, which is
like you know, fire police. You can get in and
get half price off everything tonight from six thirty to nine.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
So if that applies to you, go get it.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Go get it.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Number four the Minnesota Links.
Speaker 16 (19:41):
They're having a watch party at a bar of their own,
which is you know, the sports bar that's all female sports.
Speaker 14 (19:46):
Yes, Saturday tomorrow, the game's at too. They're having.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
The Links are doing pretty good.
Speaker 16 (19:50):
I google this because They'm not a big sports guy,
but they're first in the Western Conference right now.
Speaker 14 (19:55):
The record is twenty three and five.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Which is crazy good, pretty crazy good party. Try try
to do with the links do vikings?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, come on.
Speaker 16 (20:02):
Okay. Number three is a cat video fest. So I
don't know about you guys, but like you just watched
cat videos in your yes, and I think it's going
on at a few different theaters, but I know it's
at the Main Cinema and Saint Anthony, Maine. It's seventy
minutes of a cat video copilation.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
I used to work it and it is really fun
and it's just like everybody shows up with little like
cat ears on and like shirts with their cats faces
on it.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Some people come with their cats and then.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
You just watch cat videos.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Can you bring your cat to the cat videos?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I don't know because when I.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Worked it was at cchs Field, so outside outdoors.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (20:38):
God, this is a separate one. I don't know.
Speaker 16 (20:40):
It's like a national thing going on, but they're in town.
There's four showtimes at the Main Cinema this weekend, and
then there's another one at chs Field August fourteenth.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (20:51):
Number two is the Fringe Festival, which I'm going to
help Bailey help us out.
Speaker 14 (20:56):
Tell where we need to see.
Speaker 16 (20:57):
But basically it's the largest performing arts festival in the Midwest,
and it's what ten days a show is going on.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Until August tenth, and it started last night, and there
are almost one hundred shows that you can go and see.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
They're all only an hour long, and it like.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Varies from you know, plays, musicals, improv, clowning, storytelling, whatever.
I already saw four shows I'm likely gonna see Like.
Speaker 14 (21:21):
There's gonna say, how many more do you have?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yeah, like thirty, can't wait.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
That's all over the place on the West Bank.
Speaker 16 (21:29):
And then number one is this is the first of
four events, but it's called Open Streets Minneapolis, So there's
this one's gonna be a northeast Tomorrow from eleven to five.
They're shutting down Central Avenue from like Broadway to Lowry basically,
and there's a bunch of cool restaurants in there, and
then they're gonna have live music and a beer guarden,
skate there's a skateboard shop in there, so they're gonna
be doing tricks and things like that. They're gonna have
like live wrestling going on, Lucha Libre wrestling, which is like,
(21:53):
you know, very theatrical fun and stuff or whatever.
Speaker 14 (21:56):
So a cool thing to do with your kids and
grab beer and hang out.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Northeast sounds like my paper. Also, somebody, you just text it.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
In southern Minnesota, We're going to rib Fest in man Cato.
Night Ranger is going to be there. Night Ranger remember
those guys.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
No, no, all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
There's a boss Check song. Pull out Night Ranger and
played for Boss Check. I'm kidding, no, that would not
work this song.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I think he'd probably let us because I think he
likes that it's Friday.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
All right, put pull out Sister Christian and see whether
the Boss is listening.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Take up your mind.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Okay, pull out Sister Christian.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Give me like thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, take your time twenty. Let's go through these again, Stephanie,
one more time.
Speaker 16 (22:36):
Number five the big consignment sale going on through tomorrow
in Apple Valley.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (22:41):
Number four is the watch Link Links watch party at
the bar of their own tomorrow at two. Number three
is a cop video festivals in town. Number two is
French festival going on for the next ten days, and
number one is Open Streets in Northeast.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Very cool and you want to follow stiff Stephanie on Instagram.
Stephany dot Rosner R O S E N E R.
Stephanie Rosner in your Real Turn. If you need to
help buying a house, find a house, selling a house,
dump a house, whatever.
Speaker 16 (23:09):
If anyone needs a house in Blaine around three fifty, uh,
come find me a sevny message. I'm trying to get
an off market deal together. Oh my person found the
house and I'm like, crap, your house isn't even ready.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
What are you doing?
Speaker 14 (23:19):
You know?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Go check her out, Stephanie, Stephanie dot Rosner, Thank you, Stephanie.
You guys ready. Yes, the song we should not be
playing from nineteen eighty four. Let's see how If the
boss is listening, he will call immediately get that song
off my radio station. But if not, here's night Ranger. Okay,
(23:42):
hit pause because I was so into jamm into that song. Yeah,
like hello hello, and.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I screamed, answer the phone.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
I didn't see the phone ringing, Oh hi, Rich, how
are you?
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
You didn't see the phone?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I did?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
I really didn't for him.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
He was jamming so hard. I have video. Screamed, hey,
can you answer for the phone.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
So I had to text Kenny.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
You'd be like, I'm calling, how are you, rich I'm great?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
I'm doing well?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I mean it's playing Night Ranger. How could you not
be good? The Night Rangers? You know they're coming to
rib Fest in Mancato, Richard.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
The lead singers from Farming, the lead singers from Farmington, Minnesota.
Look at that? Yeah, yeah, Kelly, something I think?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
All right, all right, turn it off, turn it off?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I heard on?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
All right, all right, well I want to tell you,
Kelly from Farmington, is.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
What ries for?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Flyday?
Speaker 8 (24:44):
Okay? You all right?
Speaker 14 (24:49):
I don't know this song?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
So okay, he's hung out, literally hung up, hang up
on us.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
He hung up, and now he probably is like, all right,
put the song back.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
On it, you guys stop.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
All right, here's one we like to.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
It's kd WB your radio. It's Dave's Dirt on kd WB.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I was disappointed because Freak of Your Friday doesn't open
up this weekend. It opens up next weekend. But movies
open up this weekend? Does in bignol? What movies are
open up this weekend?
Speaker 4 (25:21):
At least somewhere?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Bad guys too.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
It's a family movie.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Bad guys, too, and it's honestly, the animation is really cute,
and that's expected to earn.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Around twenty million.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
And then the Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
I heard a clip of.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
That movie yesterday and it seems.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Like it's like pun after pun totally.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yes, yeah, so it sounds like something I would probably like.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
It's stupid jokey.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
This is very stupid jokey stuff they did it. It's
like the movie Airplane, which came out in the seventies.
Then they did Naked Gun. Here's a fun fact. Oj
Simpson was in at least one of the Naked Gun movies.
Oh and if I remember right, he got injured and
then they he was in a wheelchair and they pushed
him off the side of a building something like that. Yeah,
I mean it slapsticky, funny, ridiculous, over the top stuff.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
So it looks actually pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
They only expect that one to get fifteen million.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
But for some reason, I feel like I've been hearing
so much about it that I think it's gonna like
surprise everybody and do really well.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
In my humble opinion.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
There's also a horror film called Together There it's a
codependent couple who become nightmarishly close after a mysterious force
causes horrific body changes.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Absolutely not your thing.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Not my thing.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
But Dave Franco and Allison Bree are actually together in
real life and they're the ones that are in it.
Speaker 17 (26:36):
Really, that's like a love story waiting to happen. Okay, interesting,
I love that. By the way, I watched train Wreck
Area fifty one. I got about fifteen minutes into it
and I just could not I couldn't care about it.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
It's not someone recommended it to me yesterday to watch that.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Maybe I get to try it again, because the thing
with train Wreck is they draw it out.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
And it's you know.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
But I am watching the Ted Bundy documentary about the
serial killer back in the seventies, the Son of Sam
serial killer, right, and it is is so disturbing how
he murders these people, like a dozen people. He kills him,
he just and he's so remorseless, saying, look, I'm a
good guy. I didn't really you know, I'm a good guy. Yeah,
(27:21):
sure I did these horrible things, but I'm a good person.
And it's just like you are sick. Yeah, he took
all these lives and still thinks he's a good person.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I heard somebody who watched that and they at the time,
they were always talking about like how good looking and
smart he was, but then after watching that documentary, they're like, Okay,
yeah he was good looking, but he was actually kind
of dumb.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
My my, my bad. It is not it's David Berkowitz.
And what did I call him?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Ted Bundy?
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Ted Bundy is another one. He was good looking.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Okay, yeah he was really good.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
No he's not.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
He's kind of a fugly looking guy. David Berkowitch, son
of Sam. Two different serial killers, different things, right.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Okay, So Paris Jackson has been engaged to Justin Long.
Paris is Michael Jackson's daughter. Justin Long is kind of
just a musician of source. He's helped bands like five
Seconds of Summer write songs and stuff like that. But
apparently Paris was kind of blindsided recently because two weeks
ago she instagrammed all these photos with Justin captioned it
like hell of a summer so far They've been engaged,
(28:17):
and then suddenly they're broken up two weeks later, and
so people were speculating because there were photos of her
published in the Daily Mail of her crying, and people
thought it was because of like Michael Jackson's death anniversary,
but she tweeted and literally was like, no, those are
heartbreak tears. So it sounds like she was blindsided. Oh
and she's just yeah, it's unfortunate. I mean, I don't
(28:39):
know a ton about Justin Long, but sounds like he
just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I was like Bine none so no longer engaged.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Yeah, we got a bunch of new music today. First,
we'll kick it off with Bailey's girl. Chapel Roone dropped
the new one called the Subway.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
All right, I'm not a big Chapel Roone fan. Your
initial thoughts. I like it because it.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Sounds like Chapel and it doesn't you know, it's not
that regular dancy synthie kind of thing that we hear
a lot on new music front.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
I just give her credit because she's blown up a
lot in the last year. But she just in the
news too much for just being messy for other reasons,
which is why I'm not.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Recently shut up.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Yeah. Other new music from Debi Levado.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
This song is called Fast.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah you're right about that.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Yeah, yeah, that one's giving. Let's get down, Let's get
down to business. What's that tiesta, right, that's what it's so.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
But yeah, that's new music.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
We've been talking a lot about Happy Gilmore too. Jenny's
in the process of watching him, only halfway through.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Unfortunately you like it.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
I started it too late last night and I was like,
you need to go to bed, so I watched the
rest today. So far I love it. I think it's
so good.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Well, apparently there are a lot of cameos in it,
so I'm going to ruin one cameo. So spoiler alert,
but if you haven't seen it, there's a dream sequence
where bad Bunny imagines himself tying up spoiler alert Travis
Kelsey and lathering him with honey so a bear will
attack him.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
It's so funny.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
And now swifties are hoping that it's Taylor Swift inside
the bear costume.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I've heard that rumor too. I didn't say it on
the radio because I didn't want to ruin it. But yeah,
Travis Kelsey is a great cameo.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, well, yes, that, but Taylor Swift being in the
bear cost we don't know that. You don't know, Adam
Sandler says, no, that's not the that's not the case.
He didn't want to bother her by asking. But the
Swifties always be swift in and they're always like, well
what if?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And I doubt she would put on a bear.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Cost she would.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Actually, I think that they would credit her in the
credits and say, like the bear Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
You're right, they would. I feel like they would too.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Also, I never knew this, but I saw an article
come out this past week that Adam Sandler has always
had his wife in every single movie he's done.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
She makes some kind of cameo.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
So in Appy Gilmour too, she's the dance instructor Dave.
If you didn't know this before, his daughter and then
his daughter in the movie is actually his real life,
and so is the girl that he goes to the
alcohol meetings with, the one that's tatted, Yes, that's his daughter. Also,
if you didn't know that that.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
So far, he's got a drinking problem in the movie,
and they don't really focus on it later in the movie,
but in the first part of the movie you've got
to see all the things that he drinks out of
is so hysterically.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I'm telling you. I think I'm liking it more than
the original.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
Could I watch happ you get more to what I
have seen the first one?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Yes, I mean there's definitely like some backstories with his
like arch Nemesis and calls and stuff Shaana McGavin.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
But they kind of do.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Flashback so it helps you understand what it's referencing when
he does like meet up with Shooter or like the
Caddy kid.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I can talk about the kid who was his caddie. Yea,
he choked out.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
For what it's worth, I saw Happy Gilmore in theaters
when it was new thirty years ago. I don't remember
anything about it except the Bob Barker fight scene, which
is like a classic movie scene, and I loved it,
just funny all the way through.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Got it justin Timberlake.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
We've been kind of making fun of him because he's
doing his rounds of not actually performing at shows, and
now he came out and said to he has lime disease.
He said that he, you know, is thugging it out
because he wants to tour and that's what's making him
really really happy. But he's been struggling with it. He said,
he's been very debilitating which I can only imagine. Lime
disease is not something to play with. Any disease has
nothing to play with.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well, they say that we didn't know about lime disease.
We talked about it earlier this morning, and I guess
once you get it, it is treatable but not curable,
and it can be very, very serious, to the point
where you don't have the energy to even stand up.
Somebody was talking about how their husband got it years
ago and some days he can't even take the caps
off his medicine bottles because and it's out. Oh my god,
(32:33):
that sounds so horrible, So you know, be careful out there.
That is the dirt brought to you by six y
one to two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law With
speaking of injuries, we're going to pick this up again,
and we had such a good time with it yesterday.
What dumb way did you injure yourself? Whether you're walking
through a parking lot on your phone, you don't look
(32:54):
up and you bang your head into a handicapped parking sign,
or you're walking around with your cell phone in your
hand and you trip and you fall into a fountain
downtown Minneapolis. What dumb way did you injure yourself? We
loved these stories. We had sobody yesterday we couldn't get
to them all, So we're going to revisit that.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
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