8am Hour - Swipe Left

Bailey's setting up a Hinge profile, we play Lyric Shuffle, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the day Ryan in the Morning Show, Bailey and
Vaughn spent so much of their weekend at the Minnesota
State Fair, and we are sad it is over truly
until next year.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I was dragging out of there, honestly.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
I always drag out of the fair, like my last day,
whatever the last day is, because I don't know. There's
something about the Minnesota State Fair. It just brings me
so much joy and it's I just love it.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
You love it.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh so you said dragging out of there. I thought
you meant like dragging out there because you were just like, oh,
oh no, dragging out of there.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Like I'm holding it on and they're like dragging me out.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
And I'm like, no, don't let me go.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
You're getting dragged out exactly.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I can't. I can't leave. So there is something that's
interesting that mcnaw Island has in common with the State Fair.
If you are in the vicinity of the animal barns,
it basically smells like poop at all times. Yeah, no,
island really, yes, like why walk over to the animal
barns and you know you yes, it's like hey mixed
with manure. Yes. Yeah, So because the island only has

(01:00):
like biking or horse rides. So they have horse rides. Yeah,
oh yeah, there's horses like every Oh I didn't carriage
rides and everything, which I'm I'll be honest, I'm not
like really down with the carriage ride things. But there's
lots of horses on the island. You can even like
do some horseback riding, just on the actual horse too.
But the whole island smells like horse poop.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
That's bonkers because you wouldn't know, based on the beautiful
pictures I.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Saw, you wouldn't. And so I'm like looking back at
some of the photos and videos I have and I
was like, oh, this is soper. Oh there's horse poop.
Like I literally like, this is such a good photo.
And then I see a bunch of horse poop box.
I know you can, but yeah, that was like the
one shocking thing about Macina Island that I was like,
it's kind of stinky. Not everywhere they have people who
come around and clean the streets pretty often. I saw

(01:47):
one poor fellow.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Somebody's gotta do it.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Somebody's got to do it. But all right, it's time
for monsters the pot. We let vont take over this
portion of the show, and he says something that usually
upsets a lot of people. What do you got todayv On?

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Well, speaking of the fair, I need parents to stop
taking those big old wagons for their kids to the fair.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
It gets in the way of literally everything.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
You're going to upset so many parents.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Right, Strollers are fine, because I understand maybe you maybe
can't walk or gets tired. But the wagon, Come on, Like,
there's already enough traffic at the fair with a million
people there, Why are we bringing a wagon like this?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
And I'm talking about like a regular wagon or like.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
A grocery wagon, Like I have one of those to
bring groceries upstairs in my apartment.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I My mom feels the same way about a double
wide stroller, Yeah, because she likes the strollers that you know,
have the one kid in front and one kid behind,
and not the strollers where they sit next.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
To each other. It just bombards everything.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
It does take up a lot of space, and like,
I know, it's not your fault that you know or that, Like,
it's like sometimes you just happen to stop because you
have to grab like I don't know, the baby's bottle
or something. But coincidentally, people with those big old wagons
or double strollers just stop in the most inconvenient places
in the middle of the road and stop traffic or
like blocks me being able to get to like the
giant slide entrance or something.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's so annoying. It stopped me from getting to the slide,
that's the important matters, or from sweets.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Where the kids are like trying to get on, trying
to get out of the way. Here's the thing, vough, You,
as a man who does not have children quite yet,
as far as I know, do not know how difficult
it is to do activities such as the State Fair
with children. So if bringing a wagon makes your life
easier versus a stroller, I think do it.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I think the only thing because I agree like, hey,
sometimes you got to cart your kid around somehow. But
the thing that gets me is when there aren't any
kids in the wagon and they just have like food
in the wagon or like bags in the wagon.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, that's probably a little bit too much. I think,
like you should probably have children if you're if you
are going to be bringing a wagon.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Or like a twelve year old sitting in there, that's
the big thing. What do you do?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
There are so many big kids that I see and
I just be like, you don't get up and walker kid.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Kids get cranky and crabby, and they like suddenly just
stop wanting to do what they're doing. So having that
wagon provides some ease for the parent to be like,
get in the wagon, sit there, and then we can
continue our day instead of having to leave the fair
because the kid got crabby.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
But a twelve year old, Jenny, it's seventh grade.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
If you get your act together that you're seeing a
twelve year old in a wagon, I think you're exaggerating.
That is a lot.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Bailey said, twelve. Well, yeah, but they are definitely some
big kids. If they're not twelve, they look twelve.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
They're probably my nieces. I think, God, I forget how
she is. I think she's six now. And I think
my sister so brings like the wagon that they have
for the kids around to things, and she might look
a little bit big to be in it, but she
also gets tired and so she just like needs to sit,
and it's much easier to have that as an option
versus carrying the kid on your shoulders or on your

(04:51):
back or something. Just trust me, I learned my lesson
one time when my niece and nephew were visiting and
I did not bring a stroller for us to walk
like around the stone Arch area. Yeah, and those kids
had to be carried and it was hot and exhausting.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yes, I've been to three fars now. I don't remember
what year it was.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
But somebody came up to me at the KDW booth
and was like, uh, I think they had a wagon
and I asked them. I was like, there's a kid
around and they were like, no, this is for food.
And I don't know if there was a joke or what. Oh,
but that was is annoying because it takes up so
much space. We got a lot of text mess just
coming in from parents or maybe some not parents. Somebody
said the strollers take u less space than most of

(05:27):
the fatties at the fair. Oh yeah, that was rude.
It was the first one I haven't read. As a
parent of three, I agree. I hate when people walk
double or triple white strollers or the wagons.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
And that's coming from a parent.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Here's I like this text that also is about taking
up space. How about families that walk side by side
and take the whole width of the street.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
And then walk so slow.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
I have seen a lot of like TikTok videos about
those folks that they all wear like the same shirt
and they all just walk in a single file line.
Not a single file sorry, a single like horizontal line
across the street. Yeah, those spies get way more in
my way than a wagon.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
A wagon. I can maneuver, I can duck and weave.
There's another text.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Somebody said, I honestly think there should be an adult
only day at the state Fair along with the kid
day only at the State Fair.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh God, calt me out for kid Day. I will
not be there on that day, that's for sure. I mean,
obviously I wouldn't be there. I don't have kids.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Von. Some people are disagreeing with you, and some people
are saying save this audio and in about years. Hey listen,
I'm on the side of parents on this one, Okay.
I think bring whatever makes your life easier, bring your
wag and bring your double wide stroller. Whatever is going
to make your life easier so you can enjoy the fair.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Do it.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
And I think here's a random other thing that the
fair should have nap pods like they do in like
Japanese airports, because then if your kid gets tired, you
go take a nap for a half an hour. Five
dollars half an hour, blackout, curtains, quiet, nap pods.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Love it, Write it down next week, except for you'd
find me in the nap pod at all times.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
You just like be putting five dollars in, five dollars in.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Let me just know I want you.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's so do I Okay.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
But yeah, that's me starting the pot. Stop taking wagons too.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
It's not even just a fairs, renaissance, festival, Times Square.
They take up too much space and bombard people right insta.
You want to keep the convo going. I know so
many parents are screaming at the radios right now.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Well, we were lucky enough to have Jonah Murray stop
by our Safe Here booth when he was in town
last weekend, and so we wanted to play his new song.
I love it. I added it to my road trip
play list. I don't know why. I felt like it
was kind of road trip, but it feels it. Yeah,
but it's called the Hearts Back Home, Jonah Murray. It's
a day ride in the morning show. Okay, Sorry, Bailey
and I are laughing right now on during that song

(07:43):
it's Jona Murray Hearts back Home. Because Bailey decided, yeah,
he was going to put together a Hinge profile.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
It's a low point, a point I did. I did
put together a Hinge profile this weekend.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Good for you, girl, yoo.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
It's good for laughing because Bailey thought that she matched
with someone and realized it was basically a stock photo.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
It's literally the stock profile, like the sample profile of Hinge.
And so it was the first guy that popped up,
and I was like, and he's not super cute.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
But then I'm scrolling through and it.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Has like a video, a poll, his like audio message,
and it's literally just showing you what you could put
on your profile.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
And Bailey fell in love.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
And I was like, oh, this seems kind of fun,
like oh nice, As I'm scrolling like wait a second,
so it seems us.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
We I am curious and I'm nosy as to what
have you put on your Hinge profile because I think
I went on a Hinge one time stopped it. I'm
not a dating amps person, but I know that there's
so many options, like you can do audio messages, you
can ask questions. Yeah, you can answer your own questions
what do you have on yours?

Speaker 4 (08:47):
So I also agree, Jenny, I'm not really a dating
profile person. But again, I hit a moment of weakness
on Saturday night, and so I put a picture of me,
which is actually just cropped from a picture of the
four of us from the fair.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
The other day because the lighting was so good.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
So that's like my main.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Photos picture of me.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I do have a video of me getting emotional over
cakes at the fair because I thought, okay, this is
personality wise. I don't look great in it, but they
need to know that in real life. I don't think
it's good as the first photo. I have a celebrity
impression because that you can put in audio.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
So I did hold on, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Play it for us.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I will hold on.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I can't remember her name, but it's Chandler's girlfriend from friends,
Chandler being Oh my god, I love you so much Chandler.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
So that's my clear question.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Let's then you you fill out three different prompts. So
the prompts I filled out was I go crazy for
and I said many don't be at the fair and
a flashy musical number, and then let's see I won't
shut up about I said high school speech and debate
because I've coached for twelve years blah blah blah, and
and I know the best spot in town. Four and

(10:02):
I said quality, improv comedy, et cetera, et cetera. So
you have three prompts. You can only choose three prompts.
You can have up to six pictures. So I have
pictures of me where I look great, pictures of me
wearing glasses, so they know that in a picture of
me with my cat, because they need to know that
about me.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, because I won't shut up about it.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
And then you get to pick like here's my job,
Here's where I went to school, you know, like religion, politics,
your race, and like what you're looking for? What I
have found with a lot of because all I did
this was my entire night on Saturday night was just
like xxxx xx, like no, no, no to a lot
of people. Is on hinge you can either not like

(10:42):
someone or you can like something about their profile, which
my friend Katie cap bless her as my sense this weekend.
She was like, if you like something on their profile,
it's kind of like the equivalent of doing like a
Facebook poke, you know, like.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Back when that was a thing.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, but it's not necessarily like you're sending them a message. Yes,
so they just see like, oh, she likes something about
my profile.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
But I feel like that is I thought that that
was kind of like an opening when someone likes something
on your hands, and I think it is.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
But only one guy has responded, and you only get
so many likes in a day unless you pay for
like the poem.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, it's which it's ridiculous doing, but also I don't
know people, Yeah they'll pay for it, all right, So
here are my thoughts so far. I think that you
did a really good job showing your personality. I think
vont might have a different opinion on this, but I
think that the impression was funny. Thank you, and that
is something that I enjoy. For the brief time I

(11:39):
was on HINT, I always listen to anyone who had audio,
even if I didn't think that they were attractive, I
was like, hmm, I want to see what they have
to say, because I am so about a personality that
like you could win me over, Like I might be
like a little attracted to you, but like you could
really win me over fully do something funny like that, vaunt,

(12:00):
what are your thoughts?

Speaker 5 (12:00):
It wasn't about the impression. Pull it up again, Bailey.
It was the little cutesy voice you put on to
intro it. You could se cutesy voices voice. It sounded
like a low key again let me get to it.
It doesn't sound as naggy as you do on a
naggy See.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
I can't remember her name, but it's Tandler's girlfriend from friends.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
But it's Tadler's girlfriend from friends. It sounded a little
cute see the girl.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
See it did sound a little different the way you
said girlfriend sounded a little bit different than how you talk.
But I don't think it sounded like she was trying.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
But the impression was good. Yeah, my critique wasn't about
the impression. My only other critique actually, Bailey, because I
think you did it very good at showcasing.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
I think it's a little too much about the fair,
just because the fair.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Is very fair.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Yeah, it's very The fair is such a moment in life.
It is like a cat or theater in profit. Everything
that was actually really good.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I am a I am in the fair in like
two of these photos, but that's just because those were
the most recent photos.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I think that that's fine if you're like they're fair photos.
But yeah, maybe like talking about the fair, Yeah, maybe
not as much. Then they might think you're like one
of those weird fair people who like live there.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
You're a maskot. I'm a weird fair person.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
But you're not. You're like a normal person who goes
to the fair a lot.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, there's more to you, there's a little.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, so we'll see how it goes.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
I haven't been on it since I set it up
because yeah, once you go through all of the likes
that you're allotted, then I was just like, okay, well
close out then. But yeah, it looks right now. Katie
Cap told me that I have to like train the
algorithm ye to be to be to be what I want.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, yeah, it'll it'll start to show you. I think,
like things that you believe in then other people believe in. Yeah,
probably likes. I don't know. Do you have what your
like political affiliation?

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I have all the stuff.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
And what I also learned is that you have to
set your like interest in in like age bracket as
very like specific and deal breaker because at first I thought, oh,
I'll just do like Okay, here's my age bracket, not
a deal breaker. And then I got Glenn, who's seventy five,
and don't crap on my boy on Glenn. I'm going

(14:04):
to crap on Glenn. Glenn's listening now, like wait a second,
but it turns into just kind of like a big
comedy bit like me and Katie Cap just going back
and forth. This one guy, he's like, oh, I did
way too much crazy stuff before becoming a father, and
now I've traveled to one hundred and twenty eight countries
and I'm just trying to finish a memoir. Let me
know if you want a pre order for fifty percent off.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
I was like, what is happening to correct?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
So that person is trying to like publicize publicize their
memoir and not like actually friend life and they're a father,
but they've traveled to one hundred and twenty eight countries
and they are looking to go to all of the
one hundred and ninety eight countries that exist. Okay, good
luck because you can't get into every single country.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
But good luck.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
So it's fascinating out there, guys, fascinating.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
All right, We'll keep us posted on how that goes.
Thank you are so curious, and I think you'll you
never know. In a week you might have a new
boyfriend as.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
A juge because of hinge.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Okay, come it up. We always play the lyric Shuffle
on Tuesdays, is where I generate a random word and
then Bailly and Vont are going to go head to
head to see if they can sing a song that
has that word within five seconds. That's next today, Ryan
in the Morning Show, Good morning, Hope you had a
wonderful Labor Day weekend. I feel like I'm a little
confused as to what day it is, but it is Tuesday,

(15:19):
and it is back to school for a lot of people.
So if you're heading back to school, maybe you're driving
in right now. I think a lot of schools start
I think schools actually start earlier in Minnesota than they
did in Wisconsin because we never started to like eight
or a thirty.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
I think I know a lot of high schools, at
least within the last five years, have actually altered their
time so they start later and later because them kids
need to sleep.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, of course, when did you guys start school?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's crazy they changed it in the middle of my
high school. My first two years.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
We started at eight fifteen and then they moved it
up forty five minutes, so we started at seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh wow, that's so early.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
It was.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
All right, Well, we play lyricship on Tuesdays. This is
where a song gets general and Von and Bailey are
gonna have to try to sing a song that has
that word in it. Let's have Bailey go first today.
We're gonna kick it off right away. Here's your first song, Bailey,
or word better? You brought anything that you up bad

(16:17):
and now batter now.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Something that's been my second choice. I would that.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
You had a different one.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
I would have went up. Nothing feels bad than this.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
I always have to be on my game with this
game with Bailey because Bailey is low key better at
it than Dave.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't know about that. No, Actually, what it is
is you pull songs that I actually know. Dave pulled
songs up from the eighties music from cats music.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Usually we even know the musical song.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
Okay Vaughan, here you go, Go Go Go.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
There's a song by Common that's literally how it goes
that give me.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
That go Go go, Jose if you know what they say, hang,
I know Jos If we'll make it some day. Shut
out jose If y'all do it fine. This is why
I'm assuming that is from Joseph had the amazing technicolor
dream coat.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Got it, got it, got it, I got it?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Go my own way.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
You the Minnesota residents are screaming at the radio right now.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Why is this Bob Dylan? Stop? I'm serious. That was
a serious question.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Why Prince Oh, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Are you kidding there?

Speaker 4 (17:36):
You?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
We'll just pack it up a genuine question, but I.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Do think that it was a genuine question. But we're
gonna keep moving forward. Even though we could stop for
a very long time and make fun of me for that.
We will not.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
We will even happen. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Okay? Round two? This is Bailey's word found.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Gosh see, I always think of musicals, but you guys
won't know it, So then I feel like I gotta
go with something else. You will be found when the
dark comes crashing it. No, but I know that one,
and it's you will be Found from Dear Evan Hanson.
But nobody knows that song, so I didn't want to
sing it, kind of like when Dave thinks of an
old person song, and then he's like, well, I better

(18:17):
pick a different song. So I'm my brain's actually doing
double the work.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I'm going to give you the.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Point just because we're short on time. To Bailey gets
that point, Volunteer's your next word.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Never never say never, never never, never say never. I
wasn't going the tailor out. Sorry, oh I don't. It
was the it was it was the first of my mind.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
But all right, round three right now, Bailey has three points,
Vaughn has one, and this is Bailey's word watching.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
I always feel like somebody's watching me.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Good job, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
All right, Bail, your question is you still have time
to come back, So here is your next word. This
is bonds.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
Shot it dream to dream, the impossible dream, not something
a musical.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I know it a dream.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'll give it to you.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Possible Dream.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
From final round, Bailey has four right now, vont has to.
If Bailey gets this point, vant I'm sorry you will
not be able to win. Okay, and so we go Bailey, sleep, go.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
To sleep, little baby, go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Giving No, you're too slow. I know you're trying to
do the lulla I was trying to do the lullabye.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
No, I got nothing. Oh sweet, so I win, I
got nothing.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I thought you were gonna maybe pull out.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Yeah, this is the last time Smith, Sam Smith was great?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Oh how dare you?

Speaker 4 (20:21):
I went to Sam Smith's concert a couple of years ago,
and it was one of the most phenomenal concerts I've
ever been to. Alight, it was so good, and I
went for like I was someone's date, so I wasn't
even there of my own accord.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
All right, Well, Bailey officially wednes today because you cannot
come back even if I were to give you this
next word, I'm sorry, Bailey got four points, you had two?
All right? Coming up next, we're gonna get into a
little you can't make this stuff up on Katie.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
W b.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Pancake soup. Would you try it?

Speaker 7 (20:52):
All right?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Let me describe it?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
You first try everything once you will ye, Let me.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Describe it to you first before you say no, because
actually it sounds better once you actually understand how it's made.
So basically, you make a bunch of pancakes on a
griddle in bacon grease, and then you cut them into
quarter inch strips. You put the strips into actual broth
and you heat and you serve it, so it's not
like pancake blended into a soup or something like that.

(21:20):
It's actually kind of like the way it looks is
like they roll them up and then you put it
into this broth.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
It looks more of like so it's kind of like, oh,
it's so it's kind.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Of like the taco strips, like a taco kind of soup,
but the strips of chips are pancakes.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yes, okay much so I feel like it actually sounds
like something I would totally try. But this has been
going viral, of course on TikTok, and some people have
pointed out that it's actually a German dish called gosh,
I'm gonna screw this up, go for ittttle soup flatt soup.

(22:00):
And there's a lot of different ways to actually do it.
In some ways are more appealing than others. I mean,
from what I'm seeing, I would totally try it. I
feel like it looks appetizing and I'm a super girly
when the season arrived, not right now, not right not yet,
but tomorrow, I guess tomorrow though, when we have to
come in in sweatshirts, maybe, but yeah, i'd probably give

(22:21):
that a try. Okay. I was just showing Bailey this
video the ceo. Have you guys, have you seen this
mont the CEO who was at a tennis match recently
who snagged the hat from the tennis player right in
front of this other kid that the tennis player was
clearly giving it to the kid, not the CEO. No,
I didn't see that, okay, So we did a play

(22:42):
by play of us and watching it, he is like,
you know, the guy, the CEO is looking at the
tennis player. I get that, but the tennis player is
clearly giving it to the kid right there. And so
the other guy was like, he made he put out
a statement because he's a CEO of a big company
and this is going to turn in to like the
astronomer thing. Yes, thing we know, and so he basically said,

(23:04):
I'm really sorry. It was like a lesson learned. I
truly thought that he was giving it to me, and
he was handing it in my direction for my sons
who had asked for autographs earlier. So he was there
with his kids too, but he if you watch the video,
he's clearly giving it to the kid next to him. Yeah,
he's not giving it to.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
That, and then this grown man is taking it from
this kid, snatching it.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
From like a twelve year old boy, the kid's area
in his bubble, reaching over, snatching it. So I don't
believe for a second that he didn't realize what he
was doing. But he did say that, like he apologizes
to the boy who was harmed, his family, the fans,
and the player himself. It was a painful lesson, but
necessary for me to learn humility or something. I don't know,

(23:44):
a lesson in humility. I'm glad that he learned it
as a grown adult. Yeah, good for you, buddy. You
just stole that from a kid, you monster. That's like
when you go.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
To a baseball game and there's clearly a kid with
his like mitt out for this ball, and then you
see a grown man like come in with his mitt
right in front of the kid's face, grab it and
then be.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Like sweet, I got it, and the kids just like oh.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
I think that I would be guilty of doing that
only to be on the big screen of getting the ball,
But then I'd give it to the kid. I don't
need the ball, you know, Like I want to be
on the big screen.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Jenny's like, I want to be on. I'm the celebrity here. Yes.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
And also, just so you know this guy's name once again,
I'm probably not going to be able to pronounce it
because it sounds like a Bond villain. It's like Piorta
says Polish. I have no idea. So anyways, go watch
that video if you haven't seen it, because you can
tell that this guy is just a d word. Okay,

(24:42):
coming on, we're gonna get into some Dave's dirt. Also,
I have to tell you guys something that happened over
the weekend when I was on Mackinac Island. What do
they call the guy version of Karen's Oh, I.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Don't think there is one. They always women.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
No, there's a no, there's definitely a guy version of
a Karen because I witnessed.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Heaven, Ken Ke Terry.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, I don't like any of that. I don't know. Well,
I'm going to tell you what this guy version of
Karen did while I was at mcna Island this weekend,
and we'll get into some dirt. We'll cover who showed
up at the Jonahs Brothers concert and also the craziness
that is still surrounding Taylor and Travis's engagement, as well
as speculation that it was actually sponsored, which I highly

(25:25):
doubt it was, but we're still going to speculate. That
comes up next it's a day Ryan in the Morning Show.
So we did figure out there's multiple options about what
the guy version of a Karen is. We've got Chad,
We've got Rick, Mark, Kevin. Richard Bailey just told me
a hilarious story about her grandpa. Bailey prosceed.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
So my grandpa, bless him.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
His name was Richard, and I loved my grandpa, but
he would go by Dick as his name, so we
would call him Grandpa Dick.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
And that was my whole life, that was his name, and.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Then it got weird and now everybody's and now it's weird.
I lived my whole life just thinking that was his name,
Grandpa Dick, Grandpa Dick, that's his name. And I was
even talking about him with my dad yesterday and we
said Grandpa Dick because that's his name. And now everybody
turned Richard into a weird thing. And so now I
just have to call him Grandpa and just hope that

(26:17):
the people I'm talking to know which one I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
People made it weird because you're like, made it weird.
I love my grandpa Dick. Yeah, and people are like,
oh my gosh, dang it, that's just his name.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
You did.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
He went to Bailey, told this story Grandpa Dick.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I love grandpa and miss him. Oh see, now you
don't even want to say it though. You were like,
I love grandpa.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Well he's grandpa.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
He's my grandpa.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Because you guys made it weird.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay, Well, anyways, I do have a story about a
I think what.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Did we decide? I feel like Kevin. Kevin is good.
Somebody did say I named Barry. I kind of like
the name Barry. I'm just going male care and none
of those names sound right to me.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
No, because we got to take it away from the
female for once. We got to put it on a
guy name. So anyways, moving forward, I witnessed a Kevin
out in the wild when I was up in a
Macna Island this past weekend. So obviously it's Labor Day weekend.
It's a three day weekend. A lot of people have
extra days to travel, so many people were on that island.
It was so busy, and I'm waiting in line at

(27:16):
this place that's pretty popular. They're known for their like
homemade pop tarts. Oh and I'm waiting to get my coffee,
all that good stuff whatever. And we witnessed my sister
was with me. We witnessed this guy for freak out
on the barista because he came up and the guy
as soon as he went to the counter, the guy goes, hey,
just so you know, like we just stopped serving breakfast,

(27:38):
and the guy immediately before the guy could the barisa
could stop talking and was like, I've been waiting for
thirty minutes in this line. And he was like, I
just want a cold brew. He's like, yeah, I'm just
like letting you know we stopped serving breakfast. I like
can't believe this. I just waited thirty minutes. This is
ridiculous and stormed off. And all he wanted was a
cold brew. Actually, I'm sure they serve all yes. So

(28:01):
he's freaked out about something that had nothing to do
with what he was ordering, but like got upset and
didn't even listen to what the guy was saying at
the register, who.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Was already planning on being mad once he got to
the counter, so he was like gearing up for it.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, and I just sat there. And this was not
an old person. This person honestly was probably like mid
twenties or something. Yeah, they were like behind us in
this line. Most of them ended up leaving because the
line did take a while, but it was definitely like
a group of girls and guys like couples. It was
a couple's trip. I could tell it because I was
listening to their conversation. I got really drunk, rarely drunk

(28:36):
the night before, Oh my god. And so yeah, I
got to witness that, and I just cannot understand. Please
be nice to people. Yeah, especially your service workers, customer
service people. They don't deserve your anger. You being angry
or what I like to say, kangary is which what
I get because I need coffee, so I get kangry.
I don't really get angry. I will never take that

(28:57):
out on some poor person behind a register being like,
can I get you? Yeah, well I've been waiting thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
They're gonna spit in your drink, dude, Yeah, I would
seriously so and a poor person.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Okay. I just wanted you to know. We didn't have
breakfast anymore. And in those moments, if I witness something
like that, I sit there and I'm like, I'm so sorry,
Like I feel like I have to apologize on behalf
of humanity.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
It turns into a bit. I walk up to the counter,
I just go who. When we went to.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Rent bikes, the guy at the desk it was like,
how's your day going. I was like, it's good. How's
your day going? He goes, oh, honestly it's awful. Like, oh, oh,
I'm so sorry. Is everything okay? He's like, it's just
ever since I've gotten here, it's been non stop. Yeah.
Even I'm like, all right, you clearly needed a vent there,
and I allowed it.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Okay, Yeah, I'm here to listen.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
And also at thought, I didn't even tell you guys
this fun. Did you get your free food from Dave
at the fair?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Theidding me you need see you guys?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Did it wrong? I knew he would forget to like
accept if I'm mow request, So that's why I went
up to Daddy Bear and I said, give me your
credit card right now.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yeah, Daddy Bear is not giving Vauner Bailey the credit card.
And for years, yeah adressed quite yet Bailey did go
up to date because last week we all like want
a game and Dave said, if you win, I'll get
you money or i'll get you some food. Bailey said
fifteen times, Hey, give me the money. He was like no, no, no, yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
He said you can ven moo request me and I
did for thirteen dollars and he never back.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh we will find him, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Well, now I'm charging interest.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I didn't get a chance to tell you guys the story,
but I was supposed to get a sweet corn that
was what I won, and they only accepted cash, so
I had Daddy Bear's credit card. I went and got
myself a pop a pup instead, which is the bigger
version of a Pronto pup. I get up to that
register and the woman working goes to her coworker. She goes,
I just want to like throw a proto puppet someone.

(30:54):
And I'm like, I'm the next person, and she goes,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Not you, not you look at it.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
And I thought that she was bad because people were
being mean to her, but she just genuinely wanted to
throw a Parma pop. It wasn't because she was mad
or anyone was being meaner. I was like, oh, okay,
She's like sorry, I just thought it'd be funny, like
if I just throw one at someone and then you
turn your back like a TV Like, all right, let's
get into some Dave's dirt here real quick, and now

(31:24):
with the latest on cryptocurrency, it's Dave's dirt on Katie
w B. We don't have any information on cryptocurrency. We
do all, however, have an abundance of information about Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelsey, including the fact that people are
speculating whether or not their engagement photo was sponsored. So
I guess the shirt that Travis was wearing in it,

(31:46):
and then Taylor's dress they were both Ralph Yeah, okay,
Ralph Lauren.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
I thought, who cares?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Whatever? It was all by Ralph Lauren and it's you know,
her dress sold out within days, and it could just
be like a coincidence that they both dressed that night
in the same designer, or like, knowing Taylor's history, the
photo was planned in advance. She approved every detail down
to their wardrobe. So yeah, I would say that, like
there was probably some planning, like maybe what if they

(32:17):
got engaged and that wasn't actually like what she was wearing.
She's like, we got to recreate this.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
In right, I'm not surprised if that is the case,
because I think.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Even regular people do that.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
I mean, you want it to look curated in a
way so that when you post the photos somewhere, you
want it to look, you know, magical. You're not going
to have some like Joe Schmoe just standing in the
background with his shirt off, like hands on his hips
looking at you. You have to make it look really nice, right,
So I wouldn't be surprised if it was partially curated,
if not fully.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, I mean, if it is true that it was
curated somehow, it does contradict the story that Travis had
the backyard decorated while they were recording the podcast to
surprise Taylor. So obviously there's some contradiction in that. I
don't know. I choose to believe that it just was coincidental,
just because I I mean, as much as you want
to sit and say that everything that Taylor Swift does

(33:06):
is planned and it's a marketing and a scheme and whatever,
something like this is like a moment in your life
that like you never get back sure, and you I
don't know, I mean, those are the moments that I
think you you don't have your team of people. Yeah,
get it.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Making it happen though. I don't know though.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I will say though, like.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
If if he had it decorated during their podcast that
they were doing, she changed her outfit then so that
they were going to go to dinner.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Oh I see, Yeah, they had plans to go to dinner,
so I think she would have Yeah, she probably would
have changed no matter what I see.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Pink is spending part of her summer or the rest
of her summer, recovering from E coli bacterial infection. She
posted a photo of herself getting a Vitamin IV concoction,
and she said she contracted the illness from some kind
of food that she got on vacation. But man, stars
are just like us, a pair. Carently she had E coli,

(34:02):
which is terrifying to me.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
I don't know why you keep saying it like that.
That's how you say it. I just say it quick
E coli.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Because it's two separate words.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Okay, Rich, But hey, if you're wondering, what does it
causes diarrhea, stomach crampspop, and fever.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
So sorry, Pink, I was wondering, were you wondering? I
kind of assumed it was food. Poisoning esque, but.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, it is. It's giving food poisoning. Jacob A. Lordi,
who plays Nate on Euphoria.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
He got in like this very heated, not very but
like interaction at Venice Film Festival, and we have some
poor audio, so I'll play it and then explain it,
so if you couldn't hear it. Somebody told him to
come over here for a picture and then he said,
don't ever tell me what to do.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Can we play one more time? I'll be honest.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
I don't know, but I've seen him in person at
the Tonight Show starting Jimmy Fallon during a taping, and
he just seems very much like the a whole kind
of character that he plays on the show.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
I wonder if he does because he's so tall. Maybe
when someone's that tall, they just seem instant.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Anybody that tall texted and let me know if you're
an a hole. Yeah, you're saying, I don't think that's
what it is.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
You think it might just be him. I yeah, I
don't know. I think that he really does probably play
the character that he is in real life from the
vibes that I get from him, But also I don't know.
He might just have that look to him. He might
be like a vaud he might have that resting bitch base.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Yeah, you know, can I tell you shout out whoever
the I forget her name, but she came up to
me and Alyssa yesterday when we were getting food at
the fair. Her husband came up to me, and she
was like, she's a big fan because she was so
nervous to say hi to me because I guess I
had my RBF on. And then she started crying when
she met me, and I was like, please always come
up and say hi. That's just how I look. And
because she was disappointed or right, she was like the
Bailey was going to be here, No, but she was

(35:56):
so sweet. I'm sorry I didn't catch your.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Name, but um, alright, Well that's gonna do it for Dave, Sir.
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(36:19):
was it was not orkanting. Too much going on because
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Speaker 2 (36:31):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
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