8am Hour - The Duhamels

Dave tells us about some bad predictions the past got wrong, where we can find Josh Duhamel in MN, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Charlie XX take is coming up and down the five
ten minutes or so on KATWB. I going to make
a confession, and I want you to admit whether this
is something you think of too.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I hope I don't get in trouble for this.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Sometimes when I come home from work, as I roll
down the road in chan happening and I get closer
to my house, closer closer, I push that garage door
opener button and the garage door slowly goes up. And

(00:47):
sometimes when I see Susan's car is in the garage,
I go, David, like, I just want some alone time.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Sure, and she's she's always there, right?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Or is she there a lot? Yeah, she's there a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
There.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Sometimes it's not I just want to walk in And
it's not that I can't do whatever I want when
she's there. Just want some alone time without the inane
conversation that couples have. What you do today, how's Jenny?
What Bailey do today? How's vont feeling? What do you

(01:36):
want to do for dinner? I just want to sometimes
just walk in. Take your pants off. If I want
to take my pants off, I can. If I want
to take my shoes off, she don't care, just want
to be alone with no commentary, no commentary, And I
want to know I'm being honest, be honest with me.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, text me or call or use that talk back
feature and let me know. Do you ever do this?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Like you come home and maybe it's like on a Saturday,
or you get home from work and maybe they're like
sometimes they're at work still and you open that garage
door and there's their car.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Does she know this? Does Susan know this?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I haven't told her.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Should we call her and tell her?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Maybe she feels the same way about you.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
That's a good question. Yeah, and I thought about that
as I'm telling this story. I thought I wouldn't be
surprised if when she comes home and she sees me home,
she might be like, a, let me call her.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
You got a minute?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah sure. Yeah. It's gonna get uncomfortable, been saying. She
hears the garage door and thinks Dave's is fair, and
that's fair. Yeah, I think that's fair. It doesn't mean
we hate each other. Yeah, it just means admit it.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
If you're married or in a relationship, Hello, hey, hey
I had to tell you something.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Okay, Oh, she's like would you buy you gonna be
so dramatic?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Sometimes you ever heard of Carrie Underwood.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Of course we've been in.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Touch with each other. That's not it. That's not it.
That's not it.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
I was gonna say, lucky, Lucky.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Sometimes when I get home and I open the garage
door and I see your cars in the garage, a
part of my heart dies and I go, wow, Okay.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Well, Susan, we want to know.

Speaker 8 (03:53):
When you're at home and you hear the garage door open,
knowing Dave's arriving, does your heart go.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Uh, It says do everything that you.

Speaker 9 (04:08):
Need real quick, loud because the minute he walks in,
he wants the house quiet. And I can't even open
a bread bag or the fridge because I'm too loud
for him to sleep.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, snap time for him.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh I have to go upstairs and take a nap whatever.
But no, seriously, and I don't I don't know why
they made me call you, but I think it's because
this is what couples do after you've been married or
together for a few years. It's kind of like, what
do women want to do? They want to go do
a staycation down at the Hilton, you know, what they

(04:42):
want to get away for the kids for a weekend.
They want to go lay around naked watching TV, drinking
a bottle of wine, watching Netflix or Real Housewives or whatever.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Open a bread bag loudly. Oh yeah, exactly, Susan's that?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
So do you be on when you hear that garage
door go up and I'm coming home? Or you come
home and you open the garage door and there's my car?
Do you ever go?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Sometimes?

Speaker 9 (05:13):
Depending what I have going, You know, it doesn't hurt
to have the house to yourself, that's for sure. But
after about you know, a couple hours, I like people,
so I get it.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be alone all the time. Yeah, okay, Vaught,
you ever do this with Alyssa? You're still like, you know,
in the honeymoon love stage.

Speaker 10 (05:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
No, I get excited whenever I see her in the
driveway because you remember, we did long distance for a year,
so I used to come home to nothing a lot.
So now I get to go home and talk to somebody.
We haven't reached the stage where we dislike each other.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Each other. Hey, okay, have a good day. I'll see
you later. Okay, I guess take your time let me
play a talk back and here we go.

Speaker 11 (05:59):
I think I workday shift. My husband works overnight as
paramedic SU. He has long stints of days off, and
sometimes in the middle of that stretch of days off,
I go, he's here again. But then the opposite. He
works every day and I miss him.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
And I want him back home.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, okay, here's another talk.

Speaker 10 (06:21):
Back day if you are not alone here. I love
my husband absolutely dearly. He's my person, He's everything to me.
But he works from home and I don't get a
lot of alone time. And that's necessary to recoup and
be a human being. So you don't have to feel
bad about that, but can be undkychr.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
He Okay, all right, I'm glad that some people admitted
that I'm not the only one.

Speaker 8 (06:48):
There's a lot of people in texting yeah in the
same say well, Anita here, I have been with my
husband for thirty seven years, and I swear I do
the same thing. I love him dearly, but when I
get home and he's there, I'm like, good, why didn't
you work late today?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
God, why didn't you work late today? Okay, So a.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Lot of people are calling you out saying, hey, remember
when Susan got her had her store, and you were
complaining that she was never home.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I'm human and you're right one ndred percent. I was
annoyed because she was never home. I spent so many
afternoons and nights alone. I'm just working a session down
to the store. I'll be home at midnight midnights.

Speaker 8 (07:24):
Someone else has it and said, respectfully, Dave's wife sounds hot, dude,
she is hot.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
She does sound hot. I think Susan sounds hot. Well,
she is hot.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
There you go, a lot of people agree with you, Dave.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I love my husband, but I am so relieved when
he has to leave for work. We both work from
home now, too much together time. Someone else says, oh, yes,
I love my husband, but he is always home. He
gets home before me and doesn't go out ever, so
he is always there. Love him to death, but sometimes
I just want some alone space.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
When you were with your living roommate slash boyfriend up
until about a year is uor of October whatever? Yes,
you went through the same thing with this guy. I'm
not gonna say his name. I don't think we say
his name anymore. But he was your boyfriend and then
you broke up but you still live together.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yep, we broke up, but we still live together. And yeah,
that was really awful because I live in a seven
hundred and fifty foot square foot apartment, so you can't
go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
So it's he.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Was like always there and I would come home and
if I didn't see his car, I'd be like, yes,
I get to be alone and watch my own shows.
Because he watched a lot of TV and played a
lot of video games, and so I would be so
excited when his car wasn't there, and I would walk
in and he would be there, and I'd be like,
where was your car?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Because I was so excited that you weren't home. Yeah,
so then I just found more reasons to go out
and do things. And he was like, you're never here.
I'm like, yeah, that's because you're always This whole started.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
The conversation started a minute ago because I was saying, hey,
am I the only one who's married or in a
long relationship where when you come home and you open
the garage door and you see their car in the
garage and you go, I just want some alone time.
Got a couple of more talkback features. The talkback feature
on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
App I am cracking up. You are so right, Dave. Well,
thank you. I appreciate that. Another one.

Speaker 12 (09:14):
I feel the same way you do when I come
home from someplace and my husband's car is in the garage.
I'd like to be alone some days from Kathy.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
And it's not like you want to be alone forever. Yeah,
okay for a while.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
All right, that's enough. It's KDWB. It's time for the keyword.
Here's your keyword for this hour. It's Charlie. Just say
the keyword is Charlie used that same talkback feature you've
been using for Charlie XCX tickets at the Target Center
coming up on Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Charlie.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Just say the keyword is Charlie on the talkback feature,
and you're good to go. You guys ready, Yes, this
is one of the highlights of our week. It's War
of the Roses on KDWB.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Your bank calls, take a survey and you're cheating.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Hang up, it's War of the Roses on kd W.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
So I have made a friend, Jenny. This is kind
of funny because I've made a friend on War of
the Roses and we have kind of bonded here because
Brianna is on the phone for War of the Roses.
And Brianna and I started talking and I said, Brianna,
I used to date somebody and I proposed to her
in the target parking lot and then we met the

(10:24):
Target parking lot and then we broke up, but she
kept my ring and you were concerned, gravely concerned, because
you and I are friends. Now Jenny is jealous because
you and I have bonded, and Jenny feels like a
third We have bonded.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
So yes, I've acted as your therapist for the last.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
We're supposed to be helping her, and we will, but
that's what friends do. See, You're jealous Jenny because I'm
going to help Brianna with War of the Roses. And
then I told Briann, I said, I used to date
a girl named Candy. And then what did I tell?
What's the story I just told you about Candy? Why
did she get thrown in prison?

Speaker 7 (11:03):
She set the day here on she set the dawn.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Candy well, she claims that it was an accident. And
then we started talking about the best cigarettes to smoke?
What when because you don't smoke anymore? But I'm gonna
guess that you used to.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Smoke, right, yes, I yeah, I loved those mentals. Yeah,
I love them when became illegal, you know, because.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
They don't make ment foals yet, No, they don't make
some states they are illegal.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
So see we've bonded.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
And right now people are going, Jesus, get to War
of the Roses.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
That's what I want to say.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'm with those people, Brie and I. You know what,
you don't make friends that.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
Off and out of the blue, I meet you at
the Target parking lot.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Okay, that sounds great, this could go. So don't tell Susan.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
Okayeah, So here's what I forgot about Susan.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
So let's get let's get yeah, right, let's get Let's
get to your War of the Roses. And I know
this is a little bit more it's more serious, but
you tell me, it's a little bit of a convoluted story.
But I think we can try to understand this one.
Tell me about you and your friend Jess and what
she caught your boyfriend doing.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
So my friend Jess calls me out of the blue
and she goes, oh my god, I just saw Noah
eating in the parking lot at Culver's Like she walked
over and she goes, that's Noah, and I'm like, okay,
well that's weird because he told me he went out
to lunch with his friend Marcus, and why would he
be eating in the parking lot when he's supposed to

(12:26):
be at lunch, Like very weird. And I am now
thinking he's off like banging some girl, you know, and
was like hungry after and grabbed food from culvers. I
don't know, like my head is spinning.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well tell me, because that's a weird conclusion, like darry
is eating a butterburger in his car in the parking
lot of Culvers. Give me a little bit more information
that made you jump to that conclusion.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Well, so then I called Noah and I go, hey,
Jess said she saw you eating in the parking I'm
not at Culver's, Like I thought you were grabbing lunch
with Marcus. And he's like, oh, no, I wasn't. That
wasn't me.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
So he says, that.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Was not him eating in the car at the Culver's
parking lot.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Yeah. No, He's totally denied that it was him, and
my friend has no reason to lie to me. So
I called Jess back and then Jess swore to me,
She's like, trust me, it was him. And I asked her, Okay, fine,
like let's figure this out. Okay, I went full CSI
on him. Yeah, I'm like, all right, what time did

(13:32):
you see him? She said one thirty pm? Okay. So
then Jess had her receipt and she checked it and
it said one twenty eight pm. So we knew exactly
the right time which she was there.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Okay, so she knows that she saw totally. She knows
she saw Martin. Wait, noah, Noah, yeah, Marcus is his
brother or his friend. Yeahs bro Okay, so he's eating
at one point thirty. She knows she's got a receipt. Boy,
you did do CSI on this one. But that doesn't

(14:06):
make sense. Why would he be eating because he just
had lunch with Marcus at eleven.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
Thirty allegedly allegedly yes, So lunch with Marcus is eleven
thirty two, and then two hours later he's a calver
is eating a burger. So what happened in between eleven
thirty and one thirty?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Because you wouldn't need to eat, because that's not like
you would know whether he would be hungry enough after
lunch year because most people don't have lunch and then
two hours later have another lunch. So you're thinking he
wasn't with Marcus at all. It was with in your words,
banging somebody else.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
Yeah, Marcus is the cover story. I think he's totally
covering up something else there. He wasn't out with Marcus.
He was doing something else.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
But then he can't come home and say I'm hungry
because I haven't had lunch. So that's why he ate Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
I mean I wouldn't be that worried, except a few
weeks ago, he came home smelling like perfume him from
the gym. And then when I asked him about it,
he said he saw his coworker Rachel, and she hugged him,
and she wears a ton of perfume.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Okay, okay, so he might not have been to the gym.
You think that he used the gym as a cover story.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
Yeah, he has all these excuses. Oh and then a
couple of days later, he came home and went right
in the shower and put clothes in the laundry basket
and asked and then I asked him, like, okay, why
do you rush to the hamper, you know, like he
just smelled weird and he wanted to feel clean, like
that was his reason. Anyway, It's it's very strange.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
All the behavior.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
He's covering up something for sure.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
And now I feel like, because you are my friend,
that I really want to help you get to the
bottom of this one. But as a friend, I will
tell you, you know it, be prepared for the worst because
let me ask you this one. On a scale of
one to ten. With one, you just met him and
you don't even know him. With ten, he's your love
of your life. Where are you with Noah right now?

Speaker 7 (16:01):
I mean like a four because just this whole this
behavior is I'm not into it. I'm really not into it.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Okay, So about a four?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
So, I mean, I guess the reason I bring that
up is because if you lose a nine or a
ten or they're cheating, that's gut wrenching.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
But a four is like, well, OK, good to know,
all right.

Speaker 7 (16:23):
Yeah, so there's less to lose. I guess.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Well, let's hope you don't lose, because let's hope that
maybe it's all a big misunderstanding and there'll be something.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
But here's the one thing, that we can do.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
We cannot tell somebody tell the truth, because they don't
always tell the truth. What we can do is trap
them by calling Noah and saying, hey, you got the roses.
You want roses in this contest? And who do you
want to send them to? And we can send them
to whoever you want to and if he chooses you, yeah,

(16:53):
tell them.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
We have the receipts, like, we know what kind he
was eating.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
So oh we if we get if we get to that,
we absolutely can. But we'll start off with the roses
thing and see who he wants to send roses to,
and then if he picks somebody besides you, then we'll
have him like, well, what do you want the note
to say? And sometimes the note tells all Coming up
next on the thrilling conclusion, I mean a girl can hope.

(17:18):
Next on War of the Roses on KATWB.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Are they cheating?

Speaker 4 (17:23):
I'll find out.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Part two of War of the Roses starts right now
on kat w B War of the Roses.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
She is worried that he lied about going to lunch
with his friend Marcus and was actually hooking up with
somebody else. And he's also come home spelling like perfume
from the gym a couple of times.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Yeah, And the main.

Speaker 8 (17:45):
Reason with the lunch situation is because her friend called
her and saw him sitting in the Culver's parking lot
eating who knows, maybe a butterburger by himself.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
He was just supposed to have lunch a couple.

Speaker 8 (17:55):
Hours before that, so she's like, well, that is weird
that he was eating lunch in the Oliver's parking lot.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, obviously he wasn't at lunch. What was he doing?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Was he with the girl that made him smell like
perfume from the gym? We're about to find out. We're
gonna call Noah. Jenny's gonna give him the whole you
one roses thing and see who he sends the roses to.
So let's make that phone call right now.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
Thanks for taking the time to do that with me today, Noah.
We super appreciated. Customer feedback is really important to us.
And like I said, I can send a dozen of
roses to however you'd like. All I need from you
is the name of the person you'd like to send
them to. It's free, free, yep, totally free, completely on us.

Speaker 7 (18:52):
Okay, all right, Well, if it's free yet he send
him to Marissa.

Speaker 8 (18:58):
Can do and then we always offer up a note
with the roses, so you can leave Marissa a note
if you'd like.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Oh, can't wait for Mexico. Oh my gosh, I just
went to Loom last year.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
It was so much fun. Where are you guys going?

Speaker 7 (19:13):
Actually, yeah, we're going to going right near there, you
Conan Peninsula.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
That's awesome. Perfect time of the year to get out
and get some sun.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
Oh yeah, I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
You know, somebody who's probably not so excited about your
trip to Mexico with Marissa is going to be Brianna. Yeah,
is listening right now? Things are going to be a
little bit dumb founding for It's gonna like brace yourself,
you know, like just brace your core, brace your corp
because here comes something you're not expecting.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
Yeah, Hey, Noah, what's up dude? Like, so Mexico?

Speaker 9 (19:53):
Are you kidding me? What?

Speaker 7 (19:56):
What? What is going to say? When you're going with
your parents? Now you're going on some exotic getaway with
some chick or you. I can't even honestly like, you
are a total scumbag, total who's just who.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Just called me?

Speaker 7 (20:10):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I'm so confused right now.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
Dude, are you kidding me? Like this is a this
is I can't even believe you would go behind my
back and do this, Like how long has this been
going on?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Well?

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Answer, honestly, you're done. We're done.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
And there he goes, oh you know what.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
This happens maybe one in ten times on War of
the Roses where the guy is like, how do you
feel right now? And I don't want to, like, you know,
like be the you know, the poke and the bear, but.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
Oh it's okay. I mean I need somebody to ask
me that, because, like I just I feel dumb honestly
that I like put up with this for however long
it's been going on, and I kind of knew, so,
I mean, you know, I'm glad I had my friend.
They're like, by a chance is like a spy basically, and.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I'm glad it was kind of was one of those
things was kind of meant to be.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I mean, like Jess was she busted him in the
Culver's parking lot doing something otherwise totally innocent but probably well.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
There it was all right in front of me, the
whole time, and I'm just like, I feel stupid. I
should have known.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
You know, you know what, you weren't stupid because you
did call to have us do wore the roses.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Yeah, it's just I just feel like an idiot because
I Anyway, I'm glad he's gone.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
He needs to go as your friend.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, I'm coming over this weekend. I had popcorn. We're
gonna watch Love Actually, and we're gonna braid each other's hair.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
Yes, I love it too. I'll give you a manager.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I think I'll invite Jonathan Focal too, because I really
want to see Jonathan get his toenails painted. I think
it'd be great with his hair like, you know, done up.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
And Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
There was once a prediction that we would not learn
to fly, that humans would not be able to fly.
This prediction was made in nineteen oh three or four.
The New York Times predicted that humans would not be
able to fly four What do you think they predicted?
How many years in advance? In nineteen oh four, the

(22:25):
New York Times pretty credible source said it's going to
be x amount of years until humans learned to master
controlled flight.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
How many years, Jenny, do you think? One hundred years
in the future.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Bailey, see, I would think that they were cocky back then,
so they'd say.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Like ten, vaught and what year are you asking?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Nineteen oh three or four, the New York Times says
the humans will not be able to fly.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
No, I think I'm with a jenny like one hundred,
I say fifteen, Like, I think they got it accurate.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Do you think?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Don't want to know what they actually but by the
way we flew, I think in the first time. In
nineteen oh three or four, the New York Times predicted
it would be one million years. What I'm not making
this up. I read this last night. It was fascinating.
The New York Times in nineteen oh three or four
said humans will not fly for one million years.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
They mean in a contraption or is it a contraption? Yes?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
And a contraption yes. They didn't like I got other
bad predictions. These are predictions that went horribly off the rails.
And it's coming up next on KDWB on you can't
make this stuff up. Target is the keyword for Charlie XCX,
probably because she's gonna be a target center coming up

(23:34):
on Saturday night. This is what I'm recommending you go downtown,
get parking, walk to a swanky little place that's close by.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Jimmy John's.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
You're just so good. Get a pickle. Make sure you
get a pickle.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Those are so good. Are you gonna get a quartered?

Speaker 9 (23:52):
Half?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Hold?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Probably half? Yeah, I can't have a whole pickle. That's
makes me gassy.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Oh do you like?

Speaker 8 (23:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
I cannot. You don't anything. You don't like olives or pickles?
No olives?

Speaker 6 (24:02):
And then remember we did pickles with pepsi and I
literally threw up over here.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah you thought speak My eyes were water and I
downed it and Jenny said it was hot. So I
got to start whipping that out at parties. Yeah, come
near me with that. Target is the keyword?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Open up the iHeartRadio app and use the talk back
feature and it's the red microphone button. Say the keyword
is target. Boom, You're done, and now you're in for
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the Minnesota Goodbye because a lot of people don't know
what the Minnesota Goodbye is. It's a bonus podcast, fifteen
or twenty minutes. We do it every single day. Some
people like it more than the radio show because we

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and talk about things that we can't really talk about
on the radio. And then check it out Minnesota Goodbye.
It is usually uploaded by about eleven o'clock or so
every single day. Just search Minnesota Goodbye on the iHeartRadio app. Yeah,
and then you're invited to write in emails, and the
whole thing is mostly us reading emails of people asking

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questions that is none of your business.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
So there was a really interesting email on today's podcast
where someone just didn't put two and two together about
something they knew and they didn't realize it was from
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah, and involved Dave, and it was like, wait, what wait.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
They grew up with something in their house. They had
no idea that it came from this show. Yeah, it
was so funny.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
So ten predictions from history that are hilariously wrong. And
some of them I'm not going to read because they're
not all really interesting. But it got me interested because
I had read yesterday that the New York Times predicted
that human one hundred years ago, in about nineteen oh three,
the New York Times predicted that humans would not fly
in a contraption for about a million years.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's how impossible.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
It seemed a million years and we flew like sixty
eight days later.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Or watch this.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
So here's one. Thomas Edison said everything we live in
is going to be made of steel. He said, the
house of the next century is going to be furnished
from basement to attic with steel. Steel so light it'll
be easy to move as a is sliding a nose
chair across the floor. And the baby of the twenty
first century will be rocked in a steel crater cradle.
His father will sit in a steel chair at a steel

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dining table, and his mother's boudoir will be sumptiously equicked
with steel furnishings, so no wood, know, anything like that. That's
kind of a boring one. Here's one that I actually
kind of like. Nineteen fifty the Associated Press predicted that
by the year two thousand, most women would be six
feet tall, oh every single one. Actually. It was written

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by a woman named Dorothy Rowe, and she claimed to
relied on scientific evidence that we would all be or
women would be six feet tall by the year two thousand,
and certainly some of them are, and I think we're
taller than we ever were.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, because there are nutrition's better.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
We read something like this before, where the reason we're
all taller because somebody was like, why are a kid
so tall these days? Because their nutrition is like eight
thousand million times.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Better than it was. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
I went to my sister's birthday party this weekend. My
sister's about to be fifteen, freshman in high school. Why
is one of her friends literally maybe six'. THREE i was,
like yo's a freshman and he's a. Guy SO i was, Like,
yo if my sister ever likes his, KID i could
ever threaten.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Him he could just stop on. Exactly another bad. Prediction
in nineteen oh, six classical Composer John Phillips sousa said
that recording music would ruin everyone's musical. Ability he said
he'd get a basically a phonograph or a gramophone in
your living. Room then nobody's gonna play instruments anymore because

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you don't need to play the harpsichord or the piano
or the fiddle because you can listen to recorded.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
MUSIC i, mean is he wrong, though?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Necessarily because people STILL i, mean they do play, stuff
but they don't have to if they just.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Want that's a very good. Point, yeah because back, then
before recorded. MUSIC i, mean we can't even imagine a
time before recorded, music but think about, it there was
a time when you wanted to hear. Music it had
to be grandma and or, piano, right.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Exactly probably have the keys for.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Us le's go back to nineteen fifty for another wacky.
Prediction one day you'll clean your house with only a
garden hose and nothing.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
More they actually, said like inside.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Everything, yes they said that, everything, rugs, drapes floors all
made from synthetic fabric or waterproof. Plastic the water runs
down a drain in the middle of the, floor kind
of like the drain in your bathtub or your, shower
and that's how you would clean.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Everything. Whrng they. Said, oh here's another.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
One back in about one hundred years, ago they said
we would all live by the turn of the, century
one hundred and fifty. Years, honestly the human lifespan is
not really increased that much if you think about. IT i,
mean if somebody lives to be, ninety you, go, wow
that's a long. Life, yeah they're good for. THEM i,
MEAN i guess if you go back to like the
eighteen hundreds when people died of scurfy at the age of,

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sixteen you know WHAT i, mean or like the.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Like teeth or it would write die from a, toothache.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Die from a toothache or. Whatever when they were LIKE i,
mean the average lifespan probably one hundred years ago was
like forty five or.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Something really it.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Was, yeah but NOW i mean, this you never hear
about somebody who living to be one hundred and. Thirty,
now you, know once in a while there'll be. Somebody
the oldest woman in the world is one hundred and
sixteen years old.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Today that's pretty much as far as it. GETS i
don't know if i'd want to live past one.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Hundred, yeah you get kind, of don't you? Think you
just get bored eventually.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
If you're like there's nothing to. Do LIKE i went to.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
This hardware store to get kitchen cabinet hinges the other,
day and the man that was working is definitely a
retired guy who's just like working there part time because he's.
Retired the man loved his life, though like it was
such a joyous. Thing SO i feel, like if you're
capable once you, retire you gotta get that like part
time gig at the hardware.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Store your sunset, career just to you, know keep your
your brain.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Working sunset. Career i've never heard.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
That, yeah it's called a sunset. CAREER i don't THINK
i made that. Up MAYBE i, Did, OKAY i take
credit for.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Me another prediction that went horribly wrong was they predicted
the car would be a. Fad, now the car invented
about nine three or, so and there Was Henry ford's
lawyer actually, said, yeah it's a, fad just like you
don't see as many bicycles around. Anymore the car is a.
Fad when people lose, interest it will go. Away the

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horse will be with us. Forever the automobile is only a,
novelty a. FAD i mean you think about. That how
stupid they were to not, realize, like, no this Is
how could you not look at the automobile and say
this is like the wave of the, future.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Right, yeah you would think if this is the, way
AND i don't have to feed it other than, Gasoline
but LIKE i don't have to feed it food and
it's not gonna die in the.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Road, yeah very, funny all.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Right that is you can't make this stuff up ON
katwb we gave the keyword a minute, ago so we're
out of the. Way we got that out of the.
Way we'll Do Dave's dirt coming up in a. Second ON,
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Weekend i'm still on the fence about. It On katie W,

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b there's a show if you Liked, yellowstone it's Called Ransom.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Canyon. NOW i started watching this last. Night it IS
i want to watch?

Speaker 10 (31:11):
It is?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
That who that?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Is and it's it is so much Like, yellowstone it really,
Is and you can definitely tell that it was inspired By.
Yellowstone it's got the, hunky you, know main character who's
had a lot of pain in his, life and it's
got the evils son of a, bee and it's got
the hot woman and the love, triangle and it's, got of,
course what was one of the big dilemmas On. Yellowstone

(31:33):
they want to develop The yellowstone, Ranks so in this
one they want to run a pipeline through the middle
of this, ranch and which would ruin the aquifer the water,
supply so it's it's it is so much Like, yellowstone.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
But it's.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Good.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, Yeah Ransom. CANYON i want to watch.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
That But i'm also intrigued to like Where Josh Jua
maal's house is because we talked about this last week
how he built a house and like the North woods
Of minnesota and he's been kind of like living off
the grid and, so AND i was, like, oh was
he like trying to do some research for this for this.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
SHOW i found OUT i know WHERE i know where he.
IS i know where he.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Is where Is Hidden Meadows campground and R V park
And Pine, Island.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Minnesota how can you stop? It can you be? Real
For i'm?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Serious if you want to Find Josh Tamel Hidden Meadows
campground IN Rv park In Pine, Island, minnesota can you
verify your? Source i'm not giving you my. Sources but
if you look, around if you drive through back and,
forth there's a sign that says welcome to the.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Demals.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah and he's got he's got those like string.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Lights he's got one of them like awnings.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Lights, ye that's the. One it's got blue and white
stripes on.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
It okay said he lived in The North. Woods this
is south of The Twin.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
CITIES i believe It Island Hidden Meadows campground AND Rv
Park Island. Mouth just drive, around you drive up and,
down and then you see a spot that says welcome
to the.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Demals he's got two.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
Properties can you, imagine, though just, like live in your
small town life And Josh jamal walks into your hardware, Store,
well you wouldn't think it was.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Him, no you'd be, like that guy looks just like
just Exactly.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
NO i feel Like joshjamal a couple of.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Times, YEAH i think.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
A couple of times That i've seen a celebrity out
in the, Wild i've just, thought, wow that guy looks
a lot like, so.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah exactly. Right.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah CAN i tell you a quick story That George
harrison to The. Beatles he used to live In Los
angeles and he drove like a, gross old beat up
car that, smoked because when he drove Through Los, angeles
he wanted people to look at him and, go, oh
that guy looks a lot Like George. Harrison but you
didn't everything That George harrison been driving a you, know
a beat up seventy Nine.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Camra, no why and why would he be? There of
course not right.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
YEATLY i Think i've told you guys the story.

Speaker 8 (33:51):
Before but WHEN i worked At, bubba's somebody came in
and sat down in the bar area and the bartender
comes back in the kitchen she, goes, man that guy
said that eight hundred he looks like a fat Bamman,
Marjara AND i was, like, okay SO i go look at,
him and then she ran his card and was bam.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Kidd like did she say a, fat.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Fat Bad and it was. Him he just put his
jackass days and is That Bubba?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Gumps.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Yeah girlfriend at the, time, yeah maybe you still Would you.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
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Speaker 1 (34:23):
OUT i, mean if you're a celebrity In Bam margara,
there you never lose the thrill of going out to
the mall and grabbing something to.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Eat what are you supposed to? Do stay at home
and have your chef.

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Prepare everything that you got to go out To bubba's
got To Jennifer lopez may have identified husband number. Five
it is a race car, Driver formula one. Driver his
name Is Lewis, hamilton AND i don't know what it
is About formula one race car drivers and Most indy car,
drivers they are super, attractive and a lot of the

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time it's because you gotta be rich to Drive formula,
one and rich people usually have great genetics because as,
attractive rich people are attracted to each.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Other, yeah you know WHAT i mean.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
EXACTLY i mean you drive Through wizetta and you look
at some woman walking. Around she's gorgeous and she's got gorgeous.
Kids then you see her, tall gorgeous husband come out
of the you, know the, restaurant and it's, like oh, okay,
Anyway formula one, drivers they got to be, rich and
rich people are usually good. Looking AM i? Right AM i?

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Wrong?

Speaker 8 (35:25):
WELL i think that rich people have the money to
make themselves better, looking is what it comes down. To
there's always there's something that goes around on social media
Of Tom brady and it's, like, remember you're not getting,
Old you're just not rich because it was like before
Of tom when he was, younger and he looks at
now and he's so he's like almost more attractive now
because he's had the.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Money sures and the hair all.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
That, yeah that's what they say about Like Kylie, Jenner it's,
like you're not ugly you just are poor because she's
had so much work, done but it's all like little
bitty things that just makes her look. Gorgeous deep, down
she's just a regular looking. Girl.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
Filler SHOULD i start being one of those girls with
like the big old'?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Lips?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
No, yeah people like you because we it was, like
oh my, god look at her with her ridiculous. Lipkiller
maybe can you give us an? UPDATE i, mean you
do whatever you want AND i will support. It can
you give us an update on your only?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Fans no? Update just still waiting on THE id.

Speaker 8 (36:17):
Process so last week if you miss, it it JUST
i applied for an only, fans had to send in
like pictures of MY. Id put a picture of myself
next to THE. ID i got denied so the picture
wasn't big. Enough recent it in and someone texted in
and said it took them like two months.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
To get approved for. It So i'm this is a long.
GAME i think now to updates number, one what is your?

Speaker 8 (36:37):
Content my content is going to be jumping, Rope so
it's going to be videos and be jumping rope BECAUSE
i used to be on a performing jump rope, team
So i'm actually pretty good at it AND i will
not be doing anything.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Explicit, HOWEVER i could be.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
PERSUADED i mean there's probably different, tiers you, Know like
we talked about. This this is a, kid KID i
going to have been sliding.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
IN i d, like just do it in a. Bikini.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
No why the point of it is not to make it.
Explicit it is just to empower people to, jump, bro
that's number one.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Balloney the number one reason is to make. Money, yeah
it's not empowering people.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Is to probably look at some of the jiggling that.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
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you are not allowed and this is an unfortunate. Thing
you're not allowed to plug your OnlyFans ON. KTWGB i know,
so And i'm not telling, You, Yeah i'm telling people who.
Listen so we can't. Plug we can't, say, oh go
to x y Z jenny x Y z because we're
not allowed to do.

Speaker 10 (37:38):
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Speaker 5 (37:40):
On gram and maybe you'll meth you on.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
THERE i don't even know if you're allowed to do.

Speaker 8 (37:46):
THAT i KNOW i probably am, not, Honestly so Basically
i'm not gonna get any.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Subscribers i'm not gonna make any money or you will.

Speaker 8 (37:53):
WHAT i am a little bit nervous, though because Remember
dave when we did like ballgag karaoke and someone took
that video and put it up on the Pee hub
and corporate had to get involved and get it taken.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Down and some people were, Like, jenny.

Speaker 8 (38:06):
You really think people aren't going to take your videos
and post them like up on some adult content. Website
And i'm, like, well, WELL i don't know what they're
going to get out of. IT i, mean just put.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
A giant watermark on top of your body that says Like, JENNY.

Speaker 8 (38:19):
I should or at least or at least like have
like My instagram handle on me at all. Time, yeah
so they have to, like MAYBE i can get something
from four followers from.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
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started the year thinking that by this time she'd be
deep into wedding. Plans shortly After Valentine's, day she pulled
the plug on the. Wedding the last, month she confirmed
that she is single water.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Enthusiast what does that?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Mean, yeah it means you're So you're, Like, now, really
ALL i do IS i just drink. Water that is
the dumbest thing.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Ever what about?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Poppy? Then how about you drink? Poppy you know WHAT
i mean about to be a poppy enthusiast for?

Speaker 2 (39:18):
You not good for?

Speaker 5 (39:20):
You, well it's basically.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
They drink it on ON X factor and then they
drink it on idle On American American.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Idol, yeah it's like.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
The hot new. Thing SODA's, back is what it.

Speaker 8 (39:32):
Says AND i drink it, Too BUT i was under
the impression that it was somewhat healthier than, soda and
it realistically is.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Not is there is diet whatever really? Healthier diet? Coke,
like is that really?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Healthier or the answer is look at people who drink
diet coke and look at their body. Shape that's your.
ANSWER i GUESS i didn't make that. Up i've heard
that's what you look. At its people who are healthy
usually drink water OR i don't, know crystal, light something like.

Speaker 8 (39:59):
That Crystal it should be such a soda addict WHEN
i was, younger and THEN i like had to start
paying for my own groceries AND i just stopped buying.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Soda so ever.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Since, then you don't miss.

Speaker 8 (40:08):
It, No BUT i did start drinking poppy thinking that
it was, healthy and Now i'm kind of addicted to.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
That so why is it not? Healthy is it just
Got it's just got.

Speaker 8 (40:16):
All basically the point of it was that like whatever
it's made out, of it was supposed to give prebiotics or,
something but realistically ollipop is healthier because it actually is
refrigerated and has to stay. Refrigerating, Okay, poppy you do
not have, To so they had to pull back on
some of their.

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