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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is a Tate McCrae sports car on kdub Hey.
Check out our weekend in five photos. There's some I
actually did twenty two photos, and I could have done
fifty two photos because I was just in Yellowstone Park.
We took the RV out there. We'd never done a
long RV trip before. It took us four days night one, Mitchell,
South Dakota, night two, Rapid City night three, Cody, Wyoming,
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and then finally got to West Yellowstone on Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
What this is a stupid question? What state is Yellowstone?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
In yellow most Yellowstones Wyoming, but some of it's in Montana.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay. Interesting.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
If you've never been to Yellowstone, trust me, you gotta
go there. It's just awe inspiring. You've never seen so
much wilderness. You cannot look anywhere else in the country.
Of course, most plays you just look anywhere. There's a house,
there's a Starbucks, there's a telephone pole, there's a porta
potty there, it's just everywhere you look is something. But
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in Yellowstone there's a bison. Everywhere you look. Oh, there's
a bison.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It was kind of funny the first time we saw
a bison on the side of the road. Carson was
in the back seat. He's like, oh my god, look
and I.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Was like, oh what what what?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He's like, there's a bison. And I'm like, okay, calm down,
calm down.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Were you scared for a second, like you were about
to hit something?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
For god?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Kid?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
And then after a while it kind of it's like,
there's another bison. There's a bison.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah, but you probably got Did you get stopped in
traffic at certain points?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
One time we were coming into the park on day two.
We got up, we came into the park and traffic
backed up for about three miles. Three miles. Wow, we're
in traffic for an hour or more. Oh my god,
bumper a bumper crawling along And I thought, God, is
Yellowstone so crowded now that this is what we can expect. No,
we finally got up and there were like a family
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a herd of bison just kind of strolling along the
side of the road, meandering around. And once we got
past that, it was fine. And I did take a
tick from Jenny not I'm sorry. Jenny said, get up early,
beat the crowd. So the next day we got up
really early and we beat all the crowds. Yellowstone is busy,
but it's not so busy you can't still enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
What was it like like being in the r V
Like it was glorious? It was fine, Yeah, yeah, it
was just so. I mean, we had everything we needed.
We still have a rule no pooping in the r V,
P in the RV, no pooping in the RV, because
I don't want it to permeate, exactly right.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
So is that what I was right about was getting
up early? I thought you were going to say something else.
You mentioned that I was right about something when you
were telling us stories, so I was waiting to hear
what I was right about.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You're right about getting up early.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I thought you were going to say about old faithful being.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh God, you're so wrong about this, dumb Jenny's like,
I don't know how you can look at one of
the seven wonders of the world.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
That's not one of the seven wonders of the world.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's wonder number three, wonder number three in the world.
You look at it and go, you are of this ilk,
this mentality that if it's not if it doesn't like
shine and glimmer and there's a light show and laser.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
And the genie comes out to it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It was totally worth it, Old Faithful. Everybody lines up
and gets on the board walk. We waited for probably
twenty minutes, and then it's like, oh.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It happened or under did it happen? After they say
little laughter.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Little laughter much after maybe ten minutes, and then it
will to you.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
They lie to you because they want you to get
into the souvenir shop to buy your souvenir.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
They tell you the time, and it's always wrong.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
It's always later, and then sometimes even later than the
time frame that they say.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Big deal. It's Old Faithful. I don't know how you
were so little.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's like I got places to be.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Board Are you fascinating?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I've never been.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's it's gorgeous. But we do get spoiled because we've
all been to Las Vegas and we see the fountain
show at Caesar's Palace or ver and we're like whoa.
Then you get to Old Faithful, you go there's no lasers.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Did you touch it?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
No, you're not allowed to touch it, but they have
size everywhere. Just a little pro tip if you go
to Old Faithful this summer or anytime, take the hike
north to look at all the other geysers, because you
think that Old Faithful is the only one. Take a
hike north, maybe a mile out and a mile back,
and you see all these geysers and springs, and they're gorgeous.
They're beautiful. But most people go to the gift shop
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right after Old Faithful then get an old priced cheeseburger.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Why are they all so hot? Like, do we know
like the signs behind why they're hot?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Vaguely? Okay, okay, So years and years ago, years like
thousands of years ago, all of Yellowstone Park was a
volcano and it erupted, like before humans lived on the Earth.
It erupted and then it collapsed back onto itself. But
everything in the volcano cone is still hot. So and
it will erupt again one day and go and kill
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everybody on Earth. Yeah really yeah something like that? Yeah what.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I oh?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Really and serious?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yellowstone is a volcano that could erupt, but like it's
not going to kill everybody.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It will most of us. Yeah, yes it will. No,
it won't.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You guys suck Oh my gosh, we're not messing with no.
Your face though, looks like why would it kill everybody.
I'm all the way over here. Yellowstone is huge. But
how big is it?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
The size of Okay, here's how big it is. If
you took six ninety four and four ninety four, yeah,
and made that the cone of the volcano, that's probably
about how big the cone of the volcano is.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So if that volcano went off again, I would get
hit all the way over here.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
All the dust, all the dust in the ash you see. Okay,
that's Chris. That's a final destination.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Like the plane. There's one where the guys are sitting
in the bar and the plane just comes. It hits
the bar. I don't know where. He just dies. What
are the odds of that happening.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's not gonna happen anytime soon. They say next Thursday.
Oh so you got a while. Somebody takes it in
and said, old faithful, so lame and disappointing. Thanks, Oh
my god. All right, let's do We're doing something really
cool coming up on Friday. We're going down to the
Burnsville cub again. We went down there for the grand
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reopening a couple of weeks ago. We had a great time.
We met so many fun people from one until three,
come down and check out the new Burnsville cub. It's
like a flagship store. It's gorgeous, it's beautiful, it's brand new.
And Jenny and I canna be hanging out from one
until three on Friday.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
We're also are gonna be giving away cub gift cards
and Halsey tickets, so we got some prizes this time around.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
And yeah, we'll just be hanging out for a couple hours.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, that is at cub in Burnsville one until three
on Friday. Let's play a game here. It's called Think
Fast and I think font is hosting indeed. Okay, who
do you want to have play today?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Let's do Bailey versus Jenny.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, well, why don't you have Dave play? He hasn't?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, actually yeah it ses skills Dave, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So day versus Jenny. Okay, sure, okay? Cool I score keeping.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Score brought to you by Northern One Hour Heating, got
a couple of categories. Will bounce around today. Gonna take
a page at a Bailey's book. We can do the
starts with, ends with round. I will give you what
the word starts with and ends with. Just give me
literally any word. There's no theme here we go. This
word starts with T and ends with the letter N T.
What did you say? Okay? One point for Jenny. This
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word starts with the with the letter M and ends
with the letter P. Matt the Dave, Navy Dave. This
word starts with N and ends with W. This word
starts with the letter D and ends with the letter y.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Day.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Some of these words I'm thinking like doy.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
All right, this is the last one that starts with
ends with This is a word that starts with the
letter L and ends.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
With the letter E.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Right, we have Dave three Jenny two.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
All right, move it over to the oops, I've lost
it round. These are things that commonly get misplaced, and
I'll give you the letter. Something that commonly gets misplaced
that starts with R. Radio right, my radio, looking for remote?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
This is something that commonly gets misplaced that starts with
C camera.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Camera camera works.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Also, was looking for chapstick, but that works too. Chargers
way better, Yeah, chargers better. Something that commonly gets misplaced
that starts with S. What'd you say, Dave?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Socks?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I take socks? This is good though, Jenny, mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
All right.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
This is something that commonly gets misplaced that starts with
H homework.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
No, you don't misplaced.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I lost my homework. You're right, don't take that answer.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
He's looking for headphones.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
If you don't misplace socks either, by the way, you
just lose them.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
That's misplaced, all right. Something that gets misplaced. Last one
in this round that starts.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
With G.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Mycologists place and I'm like, lady, I need to look
in there.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
In there, gift card you always dose gift cards.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Dave has five, Jenny has two.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
All right, moving over to the random round. This is
just anything. I'll give you the category in the letter.
Something used in barber shops that starts with B what Jenny, barber?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
No, well, barber's used in barbershops.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
No, is it for brush? Something you see at the
playground that starts with M M Yes, merry go round?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yes, yeah okay, d game point? Okay, game point, Jenny,
are selling the game.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
This is a tool that's sharp that starts with C chopper,
a chisel, chainsaw that would.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Have worked to you say like that, like it's a
common thing, you guys, it's a chisel.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Come give me a drink that starts with water. Yes,
three quick ones for you while you're listening to the show.
Here's the home version.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Give me a synonym for sexy that starts with f.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh. Bailey's dying to say it. It's one of her
favorite words.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Bay is. Give me something that you used to clean
that starts with P. Jenny pines, Oh good, papertawel. Yep,
that works all right. Last one, give me a cocktail
that starts with D. Go back to Bailey's our favorite
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cocktail girl a dakery, a dirty Shirley Dirley.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Very nice. Good job guys. All right, it's kt WWB.
We'll be back in a second. I want to talk
about senior pranks and the best senior pranks of all
time coming up next on kd WB.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Just go to YouTube and search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You can text us anytime at kt W one. It's
just got a really interesting text from somebody who thought
they saw me at a Target store last Sunday. I
was shopping at the mid Saint Paul Target check out.
I saw somebody who looked like Dave so much that
I went up to and said, are you Dave Ryan?
They looked really confused and in a very weird and
low toned voice that did not match their physical appearance.
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They said no. At this point I figured it was
either a mistaken identity or Dave altering his voice so
he wouldn't be recognized. I don't think as somebody myself
who would be enamored by a celebrity. However, I guess
being presented by the possibility of meeting someone who's had
a constant presence in my morning for thirty years, my
fanboy got the better of me. This was the Midway
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Target in Saint Paul. If this was Dave, I wish
to apologize for approaching you. I let the excitement get
the better of me. If it was not Dave, then
you should know you've got a doppelganger out there.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Target. What were you doing at the Midway time?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I was in Yellowstone Park on Sunday, so no, it
wasn't me. But yeah, if you see me out somewhere,
you can definitely come up and say hi. But if
you are eating something, then I will expect you to
share just a little.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I've heard that there's like some unfortunate guys out there
that look like me.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I feel bad for that.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But poor George Clooney looks a lot like me. Oh
my brother did.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, your brother that's going blind.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Shut up. You've been saving up all your little barbs,
have you?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
But I only have like one a day normally, maybe that,
so I've got at least a handful.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, good senior prank season. I think that most high
schools are either graduating this week, or have graduated, or
it's coming up in the next couple of days. So
we looked up some bad senior pranks. Here's one seniors
cut down several trees on campus. That's not a good idea,
resulting in charges being filed. So the lesson is, don't
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do anything that's going to cause permanent damage or is illegal.
Another one the kids baby oil the hallways and we're
gonna pull the fire alarms, but they got caught and
we went into lockdown instead. Lesson is, don't be doing
a prank that could be dangerous. Think of all the
injuries everybody runs out. Yeah, just a bad idea. Here's
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a bad prank. Seniors let loose a whole flock of
chickens they raised in the school over the weekend, shut
down the school for three days due to the sanitation cleanup.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I've heard of people like letting a pig loose, or
they'll say like, oh, we released three pigs, but they
only released two.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, They'll they'll label pig one right and pig three yes,
and then everybody's like, oh my god, where's pig two.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
That's so good?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Where's pig two?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The big stunt out in Wilmer, Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, I feel like, Jenny, maybe you told me this,
but or if I made it up, But that's somebody
for their senior prank, just like released I don't know,
like two hundred bouncy balls down the hallway.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't know if I but that would make sense.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That one. That's kind of fat.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He did that at my school and I just wasn't
there that day.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I heard that.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
But balloons, like they blew up a bunch of balloons
and just had all throughout the school.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I like that one's pretty That one's pretty harmless.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Here's a couple of harmless ones. You just don't want
to cause too much chaos. But you get the students
all gather around going fight fight, fight, fight, fight fight,
and when the staff breaks it up, it's two kids
playing rock them sock them robots that's a funny prank.
That's a good one. Here's another one. You got a
little money for this one. You hire a mariachi band
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to follow the principal around for a couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
That Cuba.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
A commencement is a solemn ceremony, but if you do
it right, you can bring a little levity. The seniors
didn't do a prank in the building, but each of
them handed the superintendent an egg when they got their diploma.
Oh my gosh, you get your diploma and you hand
him an egg.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Somebody texted in saying, my dad's friend for his senior prank,
took a part one of the teacher's cars and lifted
it over the smallest part of the roof and put it.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Back together in the courtyard.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Work though, that sounds.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Like another tech says I work in Rochester and someone
put a wacky inflatable guy on top of the water
tower last.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Week for their senior prank. Funny, there's a simple, harmless one.
I've seen people put their school up on Zillow. They'll
be like two twenty classrooms in this many bathrooms. That's corny.
Then I saw another person on I think Instagram they
got all the toilets uninstalled in the bathrooms and put
them outside. And that's what I'm saying, This is a
lot of work for some high school. I was not
thinking like, this is a lot of ambition.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, I think like, gosh, I wish you would have
put that much effort into your homework.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
No kidding. Here's another one. They said they turned the
entire staff parking lot into a petting zoo, goats, cow, sheeps,
et cetera, hay bales for a border. They had to
start pretty early to get all that set up before
anybody arrived. And that is a pretty funny one. What
was your senior prank? If you have one that you did,
let us know. My dad bragged about how he let
chickens loose in his school. Yeah, Jordan Montana High School,
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and he thought that was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
The text message says, we superglued core to the floor
all over the school.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Geez, okay, kind of funny. It's a good one. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
This one says my senior year, a bunch of boys
captured a squirrel and then let it go in the school.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I feel bad for the squirrel.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
He's probably like, squirrel, I know.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
This one says, my uncle put a cow in the
principal's parking spot, also gluing quarters to the ground all
over the school.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So that one's a popular one.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
This one says we had a text message, yes, oh yeah,
text message at five three, nine to two one. This
one says we had a kid in our class whose
parents owned a petting zoo. We took three ostriches and
let them loosen the school on the last day.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
That is perfect.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
See my conclusion is how do you get in the
school like after hours to.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Do all this good? Questions like TV.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Fantasizes, is how often you can get in and out
of school or how easy it is to break in
the school. And I'm not encouraging breaking in the school,
but I do want to know how you did it.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
There was always like a dumb ass kid like in
like junior high that decided to break into the school
in the middle of the night and vandalize it. Did
you guys ever have that happen? No, we did several times,
and it was always the kids that's like, yeah, figures.
Howard Ridpath. Howard Ridpath was a good friend of mine,
but he was kind of a dumb ass and he
broke into the school with his dopey buddies and vandalized
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the school in the middle of the night. Of course
they figured out who it was. I don't know how,
but it's like, why would you boy?
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Why?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Why just don't? We got Mariah on the phone. Hi, Mariah,
we're talking about senior pranks. Did you have a good one?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:27):
So for my senior prank, we went inside the school
and we slipped over all the chairs and tables. Everything
was just upside down.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
How did you get into the school in the middle
of the night, Mariah, Well, it wasn't in the.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Middle of the night. We all kind of had a
plan to like stay after one night and just slipped
all the tables and chairs upside down.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
See that's funny, that's cute. It's harmless. Nobody got in trouble.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
Yeah, nope, it was fun. We're all in on it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
What school was it?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I love it?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's awesome. Thank you, Mariah A senior. If you got one,
send me a text at Katie w you'd be one, five, three,
nine to one coming up on. You can't make this
stuff up. It used to be when you'd walk into
a store, if they'd say welcome. There's a new trend
what they're saying when you come into a store. Let's
see if you do this at your store. Coming up
next on you can't make this stuff up on KATIEWB. Hey,
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we're doing again more senior pranks here, because it turns
out there's a lot of people that did a lot
of senior pranks.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Oh, I've got lots of text messages. You can text
us at five three nine two one. This one says,
when I was in high school as a senior, we
went to the faculty parking lot and took off all
the license plates from the vehicles, and we threw all
of them into a pile, so the faculty had to
sifted through that.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay, that's kind of funny, kind of annoying.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, my mom and her friends stole the bench outside
of the principal's office, took it home, took pictures of
themselves drinking on it, placed a plaque on it that
said stolen and returned by the senior class.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Of seventy eight. That's cute.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
In ossio, the graduating class the year before me stole
ninety four freeway signs and held them up for the
school wide senior photo class of ninety four.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Oh I hire senior class.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Had to retake the picture, and the seniors with the
freeway signs got charged for stealing government property. You know.
This person says, I saw a senior prank that all
the seniors brought their animal or younger sibling to school
with them for the day.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It looked really cute and innocent, adorable.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
This person says, we bought a thousand crickets at a
bait shop and let them out all over school during
finals week.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That would be terrifying.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I think that's funny.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
My class took drove a bunch of farm equipment to
school and took up all the teacher parking spots, a
lot of tractors to school.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
We're getting lots of tractor tract or tex to one before.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
But I think it wasn't a prank. It was just
like it was a drive your tractor.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
To school day. It is drive your tractor to school day.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
So we had a ton.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Thank you so much for texting and all of your
senior pranks. I hopefully you gave some good ideas for
any of the hooligans listening.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I love one.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
You ever noticed this change when you walk in to
a store to employees still say welcome or have they
added a second word. The Wall Street Journal just did
an oddly in depth article on how welcome in has
become the new go to greeting at stores or restaurants
or what have you. Nobody's sure how or wyse become
so popular, but it's a lot more common than it
was five or ten years ago. Some people think it's
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fine and maybe more inviting than one word welcome, But
other people think it sounds dumb, like they're trying too
hard and they can't find the evidence that they're asking
people to say it. But maybe it's just a I
don't know, just society culture changes.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
We would just say hello, Hello, how are you today?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I'd rather hear welcome in, welcome, income, welcome.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
In, welcome, welcome, fantasy island.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
You know that? How do you know that?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's one on one point three, Katie WB Dave Start's
coming up in a second. A celebrity says they want
their ex to die slowly? Now what celebrity? You would
never hear Tom Hanks say something like that. Now, you
would probably never hear like, oh, I don't know, need
somebody nice Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie would probably never say that,
but this celebrity probably won't surprise you that they say
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they want their ex to die slowly. But who is it?
I'll tell you coming up next on Dave's Dirt on
kd WB. Don't be so worried if you're afraid. It's like, wait, oh,
hold on, hold on, let me do this. We're gonna
do Motivational Monday on KTWB. And here we go a
little motivational clip that I found on where else social media?
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But I like it. Check it out.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
Don't be so.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Worried if you're afraid. It's like, okay, I feel It's
like that's.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Fine, and it's honestly admirable. How you do such scary things?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
What advice would you give to people you find it
hard to do something brave?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
You just have to write down your dream and then
write down a list of how do you accomplish that?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
What do I need to do?
Speaker 9 (21:53):
What do I need to learn to be able to
accomplish those goals?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
So that's that's what I do.
Speaker 9 (21:59):
I don't just sit there and worry about it. I
just start doing it and don't be so.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Worried if you're afraid, it's like, Okay, I feel it.
Speaker 9 (22:07):
It's like, that's fine, just keep working through it.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Really, the fear you feel is the unknown.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
It's what you don't know, and just kind of recognize
that that it's okay not to know and work towards
a knowingness of things. And the only way to do
it is not to be in your head on it,
but just to start looking, go out and start doing
it one step at a time. When I'm training people
and I'm training myself, I'm always thinking, I'm going to
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learn how to crawl before I walk, walk before I jog,
jog before I run, run before I sprint, and then
I sprint out of a plane or off a cliff
before I do that.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So that's what I do.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Really.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I kind of like the message. It's a little long winded,
but I think basically what he's saying is you just
got to go get started instead of thinking of a
bunch of reasons why you can't. But this is what
life does to us when you're young. Think about this. Okay,
When I was probably about twelve years old, my brother
in law was in the Air Force and he brought
home a cargo parachute about the size of a fitted sheet.
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So what do you think he gave it to me?
What do you think a twelve year old kid would
do with a fitted sheet sized cargo parachute?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Try to fly close, throw it in the back of
your closet and not think about it.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Remember I was twelve years old. I had no fear.
I had no fear of anything. Window, not jump out
a window. I put it on the back of my bicycle. Oh,
I tied it in a little bundle, and I made
a little rip cord, and so I got the top
of a high gravel hill, rode down as fast as
I could. Poof it billows out. It was glorious.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I pack it up again. I put it on the
back of my bicycle. I ride down again, going full
speed because now I know it works. Yeah, I pull
that rip cord. The parachute got tangled up in the
back tire of the bicycle, and it was a tangled
mess of bicycle nylon cords and twelve year old boy
and your limbs and my limbs. Sliding down this group
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road got and I had I still have scars on
my side from doing it, a stubble scar on my
elbow from like you know, like bracing myself. And then
you get a little bit older and you go, well,
what could go wrong? Because now you're smarter. Yeah, and
you think, well, I could start my own business. But
you start counting all the things that go wrong, because
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that's what life does to us. It teaches you things
can go wrong. When you're twelve, nothing's going to go wrong.
But when you get to be twenty four, thirty four,
or forty eight, you go, well, I can't start my
own business. What if it doesn't go right?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I like that he said for your dreams, that you
need to write down all the steps in order to
make the dreams happen.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
And does that though?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Nobody really? But I think it is.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I mean it's worth something like if you want to be,
you know, on American Idol, Like what do you have
to do to get to American Idol?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You can't just like show up and there you are.
You got to leak, you know.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
I think you also like writing down the steps. You
would not know the steps, that's right?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean said research.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
You could have like a broad outline of some like
to do tasks, but you're going to learn along the.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Way to get to that dream.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
There's no like finite list of this, this, this, Well
Vont's doing something he's doing like you're you're selling food
out of your back door? Is this is it? What
are you doing? It sounds illegal? No, well it's only
half illegal.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
No.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Lissa and I started making plates of Puerto Rican food
and we did our first like round of food last week.
We made like really decent money for the first time.
And so literally last night I'm tired because I was
up till maybe eleven researching like do we need like
a license or like a cottage food which is like
allows us to sell out the house, or like do
we go all in and just you know, get an
loc or you know, trying to find out what the
(25:43):
proper steps are to do it, and asking Jenny and
Bailey last week and they were like, just just do it.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Like just I did that.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
I said that I need to get a license, you
need to get food allergies. Listening out there, I thought,
you say, there's a lot of things that you gotta do,
not like either of us said just do it.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Well that's what I heard. Just try to find a
way to do. I guess the right steps, but there
are no like right steps. Everybody that has a food
truck where a restaurant has done it in a different way.
So I'm gonna, you know, do the proper steps to
make sure that you know, I don't get sued, or
that I don't give anybody an allergy a peanuts or
I don't know, and then hopefully have a food truck
business eventually.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
His favorite Porto Rican dish is latex and peanuts, which
is a little bit weird because there's a lot of allergies. Yeah,
and it doesn't sound that tasty, not really, no, but
fan favorite.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
It's the number one best soller Latex and peanuts.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
The food was good, though, because he made plates last
week and I did get one. I did have to
wait in a significant amount of time because he prioritized
everybody else because you're just Bailey first, You're just Bailey.
But the empanado was delicious. He said it was a
white person favorite.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Does it come in like a little foil thing with
a cardboard?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Is that what it is? Exactly that?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Okay, that's when I'm picturing.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
We had big old platters you could get one to
day and.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I would love one. Can you legally make them in
your kitchen? Because I'll talk to this guy from Johnny Pops.
We're super close friends, and he used to he was
making him in his kitchen, and then he said, oh,
I've got to do a commercial kitchen to make it legal.
So then he went down and rented a church kitchen
I think where they have the big like you know whatever.
And I'm probably getting some of the story wrong, but
he had to make them legally in a certified, certifiable kitchen,
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are you right.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
So there's this thing called a cottage food license or
whatever where you can do certain things in your kitchen.
That's what I thought I could get that way. I
don't have to go to commercial. But cottage food thing
is for like baked goods or things I don't need
to be refrigerated, things that could it potentially get somebody sick.
So I have to go to the legal route, get
a license, do it in a commercial kitchen, et cetera,
et cetera.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
See, I admire you for doing that, because that's I
think it's something that where a lot of us would
sit around going, well, I'm not going to do that.
I think all the things that can go wrong. It's
a lot of work, and what if it does and
what if it doesn't work? So, you know, you could
want I want to open up my own flower shop.
You could say, but what if it doesn't work, Well,
I'll just keep working for three m No, you know cross, No,
(27:57):
I don't do that.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Okay, let's do Dave's one one point three kd WV
and now from the world's most unreliable sources, it's Dave's
dirt on kd w B brod you by six one
two injured Heimer and Lammer's injury laws. So basically, this
celebrity says that they want their X to die. I
(28:19):
want you to die slow. There is not one day
that he's not allowed to see my kids. He stood
up my kids three times. We're talking about Cardi B
and Opposit.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
So she's basically saying, Okay, he's claiming that I'm not
letting him see the kids. He has stood the kids
up multiple times, and she has itemized how much money
is spent without any of us set's help on the
kids each month, including babysitter, chef, and a personal driver.
Private school tuition runs eighty thousand for the two oldest kids,
(28:49):
Culture and Wave. They also get tutoring four times. We
get two hundred and fifty dollars per hour. Culture's private
piano class costs three hundred dollars per hour.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Oh my god, I even tell the driver. They have
them a retainer for ten thousand a month.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Like why your kid?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Your oldest kid is six years old? Where's he going
or she going?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You know, I guess when you got that kind of money.
It's just like all the things that we don't want
to do. I mean, if you didn't if you had
the money, would you have would you do your laundry anymore?
You probably wouldn't have it.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
You probably your launderer.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Yeah no, I wouldn't sit on a pile on my guess,
But for three weeks, try do it.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Cardi accused us of visiting their youngest son's youngest Blossom,
only five times since her birth in September. She said,
I want my daughter to feel the love of her dad.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
So their kids' names are Culture, Wave and Blossom.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Order yep, oh gosh, okay, I mean nothing surprises me
about that story. Those two have been a mess since
they've been together. I think that's separated fifty different times,
and I think this is the finale. You say, now, yeah,
Cardi's got a new boo, right, isn't she dating an
athlete or something?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Though I don't know, I know.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Wants to her.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Is the time coming when we're finally losing a little
bit of interest in cardib.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Oh we all know him, Stefan Diggs.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I was like, I know, I thought she was dating
a football player.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Okay, cereal, let's talk about breakfast cereals.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
According to a new study, many breakfast cereals that are
marketed to kids are getting worse nutritionally. Instead of being
packed with good stuff like protein and fiber, now they've
got more sugar, fat, and salt per serving. So we
didn't eat sugary sweet cereal when I was a kid.
Dad did the shopping. We had either cheerios, corn flakes,
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maybe Raisin brand once in a while. And the worst
cereal ever invented. I think it was a prank on
all of us, grape nuts.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Grape nuts is gross, and I think all cereals should
just be peanut butter crunch.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
That's actually at the past kind.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
What about oops? Aal berries. Now that is with Captain
Crunch with the berries. Yeah, but this one was the
it is called oops aal berries where it was all berries.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I do like oops aal berries, but it does not
hold a flame to peanut Butter Crunch, which is the
Captain's Peanut Butter, which is all peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh it's so good, it really is.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I'm coating on it.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Fat Joe was talking about how he basically bailed Justin
Bieber out of trouble when he was nineteen years old,
and here's Fat Joe.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
He started telling me he's a gangst Joe.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
I went to Joe on this, I said, Yo, Justin this, well,
you gotta stop like this not not straight up, you
gotta stop like we don't want you gangster, We want
your singing.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Baby baby, want you to succeed. You're Justin Bieb. But
my daughter worships you.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
We all love you.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
And that kind of messed up my relationship with him
at that moment because he really.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Was like felt like, you know, yo, this guy, you know,
I'm the funk killer.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
That Joe kind of sounds like DJ Khaled.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
You know, Fat Joe isn't even fat anymore? Are you
sure he's Yeah, he really. I don't know how much
weight he lost, but he lost a lot of weight.
He's just Joe.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
It's just Joe.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Well he went to Olivia Wake Control Centers.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, he loves that.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
He gave them six out of five stars.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I love that. U trailer for Happy Gilmore Too is out.
My name is Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Thirty years ago.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I decided to give GoF a try.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
But even when you're at the top of your game,
you can always shank one.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
I see the happy phone lay.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Happy Gilmore's breaking in get another Caddy. Happy Gilmore didn't
have things flowing on the first golf fall.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
His nemesis in Happy Gilmore is shoot mcgap Shooter McGavin
very good.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I found this list of actors who were killed, kidnapped,
or otherwise traumatized on movie sets, probably because the stunts.
Brendan Fraser was almost suffocated for real during a scene
in the Mummy where they try to hang them. Oh god,
this is so scary. This is what I've seen Fisher. Look, yeah,
she almost drowned in the scene. And now you see
me where she's like doing a water tank escape trick.
(33:00):
She was like panicking and it looks like she's acting,
but she was actually like starting surrounding.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
That's a great movie if you haven't seen it, by
the way.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
And that clip like goes very viral because people are like, yeah,
this was a real thing. Michael J. Fox actually lost
consciousness when a hanging scene went wrong and Back to
the Future part three. Uh. These are people that actors
that actually got, you know, traumatized because of stunts in
their movies. Almost one hundred people on the set of
Titanic were poisoned when someone spiked some chowder with PCP
what the heck for? Luckily Kate Kate Winslet, and Leonardo
(33:32):
DiCaprio were not working that. I don't know, Dave, is
that a drug?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah? Angel is the same thing.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
But what am I thinking of PVC pipe.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
PC angel? I think it's a form of hair. I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
I'll give you a synthetic drug that was originally developed
as an anesthetic.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Okay, okay, and I'll give you one more. The hair
and makeup guy was kidnapp from the set of Baz
Luerman's Romeo and Juliet in Mexico, and they only had
to pay three hundred dollars to get him back.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Only what a steal?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Can you imagine? They're like, we want ten thousand dollars.
They're like, you know you can keep him. They're like,
all right, well how about five down to three hundred dollars?
All right? School is ending? Yeah, and this mom is
(34:23):
deciding to let her kids skip the final week of school,
and she's gone viral. Here is her reasoning on this.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Do you make your kid go to school the last
day of school? Do you make your kid go to
school the last week of school? I don't make my
kids go to school the last couple of days of school.
I don't see the point.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Most of the teachers would rather you keep your kids
home anyway, at least around here. My parents, they made
us go to school every single day, all the way
to the very last day of school.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Every year. I have cleaned a lot of disks. That
is what we did the last week of school when
I was a kid. So what was the point of
sending me to school on the last few days of school?
But I'm not doing that with my kids. Stay home.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Maybe this summertime time to go Okay, yeah, spoil your kids.
Let them know that they're too good to go to
school like everybody else and clean desks the last week
of yes, and.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Take them, take them to holiday station stores and get
them all hyped up on caffeine because of Red Bull
buy to get one free right now, so then and
then maybe send them back to school because now they're
hyped up on caffeine and then the teacher has to
deal with the whoo.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Thanks for the info, Jenny. By the way, the air
quality alert continues through this evening. If you've noticed, there's
like the visibility is down, and it's because Drake got
a new bongh and it's a battery operator bong that
blows smoke for you show.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Well, what are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Drake, the guy that used to work here, But a
lot of people think it's the Canadian wildfires. No, no,
Drake spoke with this new bomb power hitter bong is
what it is. All right, we'll be back in a second.
We're gonna have some fun with this and where you
try to be positive on the show. We have some
fun and make fun of each other here and there,
but we try to be positive. But we're gonna do
something called negative shout outs. I want you to use
(35:57):
the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app and give a
shout out not to like, Oh my niece is turning
fourteen years old, Happy birthday, Colleen. No, that's that's fine. Yeah,
let's do something like this. Shout out to Stephanie. I
hope that the new guy you get realizes that he's
just another one in the line of guys that you
used to support your lifestyle because you don't have a job. WHOA,
(36:21):
So there's a negative shout out. Shout out to the
guy who pulled in front of me on three ninety
four this morning and almost caused me to have an accident.
Or shout out to the lady who yelled at me
at Starbucks this morning because her order was taking too
long and she tapped on her Apple Watch and said,
I'm in a hurry. I've got Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Shout out to the baristas at a establishment that I
went to this morning and that when I said hi
and thank you, they didn't even acknowledge me once because
I ordered a head. Oh, they didn't have to talk
to me, but I was like, Hi, good morning, thank you.
No response from either of them.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I was like, okay. Shout out.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Shout out to the guy I Want on a date
with on the Date Night podcast for telling me that
I was unattractive, So shout out, buddy, love you.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Okay, we're not trying to be negative, but these are
called negative shout outs. Just have some fun with it.
Open up the iHeartRadio app, use that talkback feature the
red microphone, and give me your negative shout out about
your boss, your ex, r, whoever, and we'll play those
for you. Coming up next on kdbub
It is a Tate McCrae sports car on kdub Hey.
Check out our weekend in five photos. There's some I
actually did twenty two photos, and I could have done
fifty two photos because I was just in Yellowstone Park.
We took the RV out there. We'd never done a
long RV trip before. It took us four days night one, Mitchell,
South Dakota, night two, Rapid City night three, Cody, Wyoming,
(00:23):
and then finally got to West Yellowstone on Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
What this is a stupid question? What state is Yellowstone?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
In yellow most Yellowstones Wyoming, but some of it's in Montana.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay. Interesting.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
If you've never been to Yellowstone, trust me, you gotta
go there. It's just awe inspiring. You've never seen so
much wilderness. You cannot look anywhere else in the country.
Of course, most plays you just look anywhere. There's a house,
there's a Starbucks, there's a telephone pole, there's a porta
potty there, it's just everywhere you look is something. But
(00:57):
in Yellowstone there's a bison. Everywhere you look. Oh, there's
a bison.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It was kind of funny the first time we saw
a bison on the side of the road. Carson was
in the back seat. He's like, oh my god, look
and I.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Was like, oh what what what?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He's like, there's a bison. And I'm like, okay, calm down,
calm down.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Were you scared for a second, like you were about
to hit something?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
For god?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Kid?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
And then after a while it kind of it's like,
there's another bison. There's a bison.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah, but you probably got Did you get stopped in
traffic at certain points?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
One time we were coming into the park on day two.
We got up, we came into the park and traffic
backed up for about three miles. Three miles. Wow, we're
in traffic for an hour or more. Oh my god,
bumper a bumper crawling along And I thought, God, is
Yellowstone so crowded now that this is what we can expect. No,
we finally got up and there were like a family
(01:51):
a herd of bison just kind of strolling along the
side of the road, meandering around. And once we got
past that, it was fine. And I did take a
tick from Jenny not I'm sorry. Jenny said, get up early,
beat the crowd. So the next day we got up
really early and we beat all the crowds. Yellowstone is busy,
but it's not so busy you can't still enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
What was it like like being in the r V
Like it was glorious? It was fine, Yeah, yeah, it
was just so. I mean, we had everything we needed.
We still have a rule no pooping in the r V,
P in the RV, no pooping in the RV, because
I don't want it to permeate, exactly right.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
So is that what I was right about was getting
up early? I thought you were going to say something else.
You mentioned that I was right about something when you
were telling us stories, so I was waiting to hear
what I was right about.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You're right about getting up early.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I thought you were going to say about old faithful being.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh God, you're so wrong about this, dumb Jenny's like,
I don't know how you can look at one of
the seven wonders of the world.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
That's not one of the seven wonders of the world.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's wonder number three, wonder number three in the world.
You look at it and go, you are of this ilk,
this mentality that if it's not if it doesn't like
shine and glimmer and there's a light show and laser.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
And the genie comes out to it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It was totally worth it, Old Faithful. Everybody lines up
and gets on the board walk. We waited for probably
twenty minutes, and then it's like, oh.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It happened or under did it happen? After they say
little laughter.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Little laughter much after maybe ten minutes, and then it
will to you.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
They lie to you because they want you to get
into the souvenir shop to buy your souvenir.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
They tell you the time, and it's always wrong.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
It's always later, and then sometimes even later than the
time frame that they say.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Big deal. It's Old Faithful. I don't know how you
were so little.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's like I got places to be.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Board Are you fascinating?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I've never been.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's it's gorgeous. But we do get spoiled because we've
all been to Las Vegas and we see the fountain
show at Caesar's Palace or ver and we're like whoa.
Then you get to Old Faithful, you go there's no lasers.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Did you touch it?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
No, you're not allowed to touch it, but they have
size everywhere. Just a little pro tip if you go
to Old Faithful this summer or anytime, take the hike
north to look at all the other geysers, because you
think that Old Faithful is the only one. Take a
hike north, maybe a mile out and a mile back,
and you see all these geysers and springs, and they're gorgeous.
They're beautiful. But most people go to the gift shop
(04:25):
right after Old Faithful then get an old priced cheeseburger.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Why are they all so hot? Like, do we know
like the signs behind why they're hot?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Vaguely? Okay, okay, So years and years ago, years like
thousands of years ago, all of Yellowstone Park was a
volcano and it erupted, like before humans lived on the Earth.
It erupted and then it collapsed back onto itself. But
everything in the volcano cone is still hot. So and
it will erupt again one day and go and kill
(04:54):
everybody on Earth. Yeah really yeah something like that? Yeah what.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I oh?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Really and serious?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yellowstone is a volcano that could erupt, but like it's
not going to kill everybody.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It will most of us. Yeah, yes it will. No,
it won't.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You guys suck Oh my gosh, we're not messing with no.
Your face though, looks like why would it kill everybody.
I'm all the way over here. Yellowstone is huge. But
how big is it?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
The size of Okay, here's how big it is. If
you took six ninety four and four ninety four, yeah,
and made that the cone of the volcano, that's probably
about how big the cone of the volcano is.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So if that volcano went off again, I would get
hit all the way over here.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
All the dust, all the dust in the ash you see. Okay,
that's Chris. That's a final destination.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Like the plane. There's one where the guys are sitting
in the bar and the plane just comes. It hits
the bar. I don't know where. He just dies. What
are the odds of that happening.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's not gonna happen anytime soon. They say next Thursday.
Oh so you got a while. Somebody takes it in
and said, old faithful, so lame and disappointing. Thanks, Oh
my god. All right, let's do We're doing something really
cool coming up on Friday. We're going down to the
Burnsville cub again. We went down there for the grand
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reopening a couple of weeks ago. We had a great time.
We met so many fun people from one until three,
come down and check out the new Burnsville cub. It's
like a flagship store. It's gorgeous, it's beautiful, it's brand new.
And Jenny and I canna be hanging out from one
until three on Friday.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
We're also are gonna be giving away cub gift cards
and Halsey tickets, so we got some prizes this time around.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
And yeah, we'll just be hanging out for a couple hours.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, that is at cub in Burnsville one until three
on Friday. Let's play a game here. It's called Think
Fast and I think font is hosting indeed. Okay, who
do you want to have play today?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Let's do Bailey versus Jenny.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, well, why don't you have Dave play? He hasn't?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, actually yeah it ses skills Dave, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So day versus Jenny. Okay, sure, okay? Cool I score keeping.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Score brought to you by Northern One Hour Heating, got
a couple of categories. Will bounce around today. Gonna take
a page at a Bailey's book. We can do the
starts with, ends with round. I will give you what
the word starts with and ends with. Just give me
literally any word. There's no theme here we go. This
word starts with T and ends with the letter N T.
What did you say? Okay? One point for Jenny. This
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word starts with the with the letter M and ends
with the letter P. Matt the Dave, Navy Dave. This
word starts with N and ends with W. This word
starts with the letter D and ends with the letter y.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Day.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Some of these words I'm thinking like doy.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
All right, this is the last one that starts with
ends with This is a word that starts with the
letter L and ends.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
With the letter E.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Right, we have Dave three Jenny two.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
All right, move it over to the oops, I've lost
it round. These are things that commonly get misplaced, and
I'll give you the letter. Something that commonly gets misplaced
that starts with R. Radio right, my radio, looking for remote?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
This is something that commonly gets misplaced that starts with
C camera.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Camera camera works.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Also, was looking for chapstick, but that works too. Chargers
way better, Yeah, chargers better. Something that commonly gets misplaced
that starts with S. What'd you say, Dave?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Socks?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I take socks? This is good though, Jenny, mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
All right.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
This is something that commonly gets misplaced that starts with
H homework.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
No, you don't misplaced.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I lost my homework. You're right, don't take that answer.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
He's looking for headphones.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
If you don't misplace socks either, by the way, you
just lose them.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
That's misplaced, all right. Something that gets misplaced. Last one
in this round that starts.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
With G.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Mycologists place and I'm like, lady, I need to look
in there.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
In there, gift card you always dose gift cards.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Dave has five, Jenny has two.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
All right, moving over to the random round. This is
just anything. I'll give you the category in the letter.
Something used in barber shops that starts with B what Jenny, barber?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
No, well, barber's used in barbershops.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
No, is it for brush? Something you see at the
playground that starts with M M Yes, merry go round?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yes, yeah okay, d game point? Okay, game point, Jenny,
are selling the game.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
This is a tool that's sharp that starts with C chopper,
a chisel, chainsaw that would.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Have worked to you say like that, like it's a
common thing, you guys, it's a chisel.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Come give me a drink that starts with water. Yes,
three quick ones for you while you're listening to the show.
Here's the home version.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Give me a synonym for sexy that starts with f.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh. Bailey's dying to say it. It's one of her
favorite words.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Bay is. Give me something that you used to clean
that starts with P. Jenny pines, Oh good, papertawel. Yep,
that works all right. Last one, give me a cocktail
that starts with D. Go back to Bailey's our favorite
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cocktail girl a dakery, a dirty Shirley Dirley.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Very nice. Good job guys. All right, it's kt WWB.
We'll be back in a second. I want to talk
about senior pranks and the best senior pranks of all
time coming up next on kd WB.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Just go to YouTube and search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You can text us anytime at kt W one. It's
just got a really interesting text from somebody who thought
they saw me at a Target store last Sunday. I
was shopping at the mid Saint Paul Target check out.
I saw somebody who looked like Dave so much that
I went up to and said, are you Dave Ryan?
They looked really confused and in a very weird and
low toned voice that did not match their physical appearance.
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They said no. At this point I figured it was
either a mistaken identity or Dave altering his voice so
he wouldn't be recognized. I don't think as somebody myself
who would be enamored by a celebrity. However, I guess
being presented by the possibility of meeting someone who's had
a constant presence in my morning for thirty years, my
fanboy got the better of me. This was the Midway
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Target in Saint Paul. If this was Dave, I wish
to apologize for approaching you. I let the excitement get
the better of me. If it was not Dave, then
you should know you've got a doppelganger out there.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Target. What were you doing at the Midway time?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I was in Yellowstone Park on Sunday, so no, it
wasn't me. But yeah, if you see me out somewhere,
you can definitely come up and say hi. But if
you are eating something, then I will expect you to
share just a little.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I've heard that there's like some unfortunate guys out there
that look like me.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I feel bad for that.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But poor George Clooney looks a lot like me. Oh
my brother did.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, your brother that's going blind.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Shut up. You've been saving up all your little barbs,
have you?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
But I only have like one a day normally, maybe that,
so I've got at least a handful.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, good senior prank season. I think that most high
schools are either graduating this week, or have graduated, or
it's coming up in the next couple of days. So
we looked up some bad senior pranks. Here's one seniors
cut down several trees on campus. That's not a good idea,
resulting in charges being filed. So the lesson is, don't
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do anything that's going to cause permanent damage or is illegal.
Another one the kids baby oil the hallways and we're
gonna pull the fire alarms, but they got caught and
we went into lockdown instead. Lesson is, don't be doing
a prank that could be dangerous. Think of all the
injuries everybody runs out. Yeah, just a bad idea. Here's
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a bad prank. Seniors let loose a whole flock of
chickens they raised in the school over the weekend, shut
down the school for three days due to the sanitation cleanup.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I've heard of people like letting a pig loose, or
they'll say like, oh, we released three pigs, but they
only released two.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, They'll they'll label pig one right and pig three yes,
and then everybody's like, oh my god, where's pig two.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
That's so good?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Where's pig two?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The big stunt out in Wilmer, Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, I feel like, Jenny, maybe you told me this,
but or if I made it up, But that's somebody
for their senior prank, just like released I don't know,
like two hundred bouncy balls down the hallway.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't know if I but that would make sense.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That one. That's kind of fat.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He did that at my school and I just wasn't
there that day.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I heard that.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
But balloons, like they blew up a bunch of balloons
and just had all throughout the school.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I like that one's pretty That one's pretty harmless.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Here's a couple of harmless ones. You just don't want
to cause too much chaos. But you get the students
all gather around going fight fight, fight, fight, fight fight,
and when the staff breaks it up, it's two kids
playing rock them sock them robots that's a funny prank.
That's a good one. Here's another one. You got a
little money for this one. You hire a mariachi band
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to follow the principal around for a couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
That Cuba.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
A commencement is a solemn ceremony, but if you do
it right, you can bring a little levity. The seniors
didn't do a prank in the building, but each of
them handed the superintendent an egg when they got their diploma.
Oh my gosh, you get your diploma and you hand
him an egg.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Somebody texted in saying, my dad's friend for his senior prank,
took a part one of the teacher's cars and lifted
it over the smallest part of the roof and put it.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Back together in the courtyard.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Work though, that sounds.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Like another tech says I work in Rochester and someone
put a wacky inflatable guy on top of the water
tower last.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Week for their senior prank. Funny, there's a simple, harmless one.
I've seen people put their school up on Zillow. They'll
be like two twenty classrooms in this many bathrooms. That's corny.
Then I saw another person on I think Instagram they
got all the toilets uninstalled in the bathrooms and put
them outside. And that's what I'm saying, This is a
lot of work for some high school. I was not
thinking like, this is a lot of ambition.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, I think like, gosh, I wish you would have
put that much effort into your homework.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
No kidding. Here's another one. They said they turned the
entire staff parking lot into a petting zoo, goats, cow, sheeps,
et cetera, hay bales for a border. They had to
start pretty early to get all that set up before
anybody arrived. And that is a pretty funny one. What
was your senior prank? If you have one that you did,
let us know. My dad bragged about how he let
chickens loose in his school. Yeah, Jordan Montana High School,
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and he thought that was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
The text message says, we superglued core to the floor
all over the school.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Geez, okay, kind of funny. It's a good one. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
This one says my senior year, a bunch of boys
captured a squirrel and then let it go in the school.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I feel bad for the squirrel.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
He's probably like, squirrel, I know.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
This one says, my uncle put a cow in the
principal's parking spot, also gluing quarters to the ground all
over the school.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So that one's a popular one.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
This one says we had a text message, yes, oh yeah,
text message at five three, nine to two one. This
one says we had a kid in our class whose
parents owned a petting zoo. We took three ostriches and
let them loosen the school on the last day.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
That is perfect.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
See my conclusion is how do you get in the
school like after hours to.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Do all this good? Questions like TV.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Fantasizes, is how often you can get in and out
of school or how easy it is to break in
the school. And I'm not encouraging breaking in the school,
but I do want to know how you did it.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
There was always like a dumb ass kid like in
like junior high that decided to break into the school
in the middle of the night and vandalize it. Did
you guys ever have that happen? No, we did several times,
and it was always the kids that's like, yeah, figures.
Howard Ridpath. Howard Ridpath was a good friend of mine,
but he was kind of a dumb ass and he
broke into the school with his dopey buddies and vandalized
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the school in the middle of the night. Of course
they figured out who it was. I don't know how,
but it's like, why would you boy?
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Why?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Why just don't? We got Mariah on the phone. Hi, Mariah,
we're talking about senior pranks. Did you have a good one?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:27):
So for my senior prank, we went inside the school
and we slipped over all the chairs and tables. Everything
was just upside down.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
How did you get into the school in the middle
of the night, Mariah, Well, it wasn't in the.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Middle of the night. We all kind of had a
plan to like stay after one night and just slipped
all the tables and chairs upside down.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
See that's funny, that's cute. It's harmless. Nobody got in trouble.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
Yeah, nope, it was fun. We're all in on it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
What school was it?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I love it?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's awesome. Thank you, Mariah A senior. If you got one,
send me a text at Katie w you'd be one, five, three,
nine to one coming up on. You can't make this
stuff up. It used to be when you'd walk into
a store, if they'd say welcome. There's a new trend
what they're saying when you come into a store. Let's
see if you do this at your store. Coming up
next on you can't make this stuff up on KATIEWB. Hey,
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we're doing again more senior pranks here, because it turns
out there's a lot of people that did a lot
of senior pranks.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Oh, I've got lots of text messages. You can text
us at five three nine two one. This one says,
when I was in high school as a senior, we
went to the faculty parking lot and took off all
the license plates from the vehicles, and we threw all
of them into a pile, so the faculty had to
sifted through that.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay, that's kind of funny, kind of annoying.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, my mom and her friends stole the bench outside
of the principal's office, took it home, took pictures of
themselves drinking on it, placed a plaque on it that
said stolen and returned by the senior class.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Of seventy eight. That's cute.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
In ossio, the graduating class the year before me stole
ninety four freeway signs and held them up for the
school wide senior photo class of ninety four.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Oh I hire senior class.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Had to retake the picture, and the seniors with the
freeway signs got charged for stealing government property. You know.
This person says, I saw a senior prank that all
the seniors brought their animal or younger sibling to school
with them for the day.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It looked really cute and innocent, adorable.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
This person says, we bought a thousand crickets at a
bait shop and let them out all over school during
finals week.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That would be terrifying.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I think that's funny.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
My class took drove a bunch of farm equipment to
school and took up all the teacher parking spots, a
lot of tractors to school.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
We're getting lots of tractor tract or tex to one before.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
But I think it wasn't a prank. It was just
like it was a drive your tractor.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
To school day. It is drive your tractor to school day.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
So we had a ton.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Thank you so much for texting and all of your
senior pranks. I hopefully you gave some good ideas for
any of the hooligans listening.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I love one.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
You ever noticed this change when you walk in to
a store to employees still say welcome or have they
added a second word. The Wall Street Journal just did
an oddly in depth article on how welcome in has
become the new go to greeting at stores or restaurants
or what have you. Nobody's sure how or wyse become
so popular, but it's a lot more common than it
was five or ten years ago. Some people think it's
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fine and maybe more inviting than one word welcome, But
other people think it sounds dumb, like they're trying too
hard and they can't find the evidence that they're asking
people to say it. But maybe it's just a I
don't know, just society culture changes.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
We would just say hello, Hello, how are you today?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I'd rather hear welcome in, welcome, income, welcome.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
In, welcome, welcome, fantasy island.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
You know that? How do you know that?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's one on one point three, Katie WB Dave Start's
coming up in a second. A celebrity says they want
their ex to die slowly? Now what celebrity? You would
never hear Tom Hanks say something like that. Now, you
would probably never hear like, oh, I don't know, need
somebody nice Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie would probably never say that,
but this celebrity probably won't surprise you that they say
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they want their ex to die slowly. But who is it?
I'll tell you coming up next on Dave's Dirt on
kd WB. Don't be so worried if you're afraid. It's like, wait, oh,
hold on, hold on, let me do this. We're gonna
do Motivational Monday on KTWB. And here we go a
little motivational clip that I found on where else social media?
(21:33):
But I like it. Check it out.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
Don't be so.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Worried if you're afraid. It's like, okay, I feel It's
like that's.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Fine, and it's honestly admirable. How you do such scary things?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
What advice would you give to people you find it
hard to do something brave?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
You just have to write down your dream and then
write down a list of how do you accomplish that?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
What do I need to do?
Speaker 9 (21:53):
What do I need to learn to be able to
accomplish those goals?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
So that's that's what I do.
Speaker 9 (21:59):
I don't just sit there and worry about it. I
just start doing it and don't be so.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Worried if you're afraid, it's like, Okay, I feel it.
Speaker 9 (22:07):
It's like, that's fine, just keep working through it.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Really, the fear you feel is the unknown.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
It's what you don't know, and just kind of recognize
that that it's okay not to know and work towards
a knowingness of things. And the only way to do
it is not to be in your head on it,
but just to start looking, go out and start doing
it one step at a time. When I'm training people
and I'm training myself, I'm always thinking, I'm going to
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learn how to crawl before I walk, walk before I jog,
jog before I run, run before I sprint, and then
I sprint out of a plane or off a cliff
before I do that.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So that's what I do.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Really.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I kind of like the message. It's a little long winded,
but I think basically what he's saying is you just
got to go get started instead of thinking of a
bunch of reasons why you can't. But this is what
life does to us when you're young. Think about this. Okay,
When I was probably about twelve years old, my brother
in law was in the Air Force and he brought
home a cargo parachute about the size of a fitted sheet.
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So what do you think he gave it to me?
What do you think a twelve year old kid would
do with a fitted sheet sized cargo parachute?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Try to fly close, throw it in the back of
your closet and not think about it.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Remember I was twelve years old. I had no fear.
I had no fear of anything. Window, not jump out
a window. I put it on the back of my bicycle. Oh,
I tied it in a little bundle, and I made
a little rip cord, and so I got the top
of a high gravel hill, rode down as fast as
I could. Poof it billows out. It was glorious.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I pack it up again. I put it on the
back of my bicycle. I ride down again, going full
speed because now I know it works. Yeah, I pull
that rip cord. The parachute got tangled up in the
back tire of the bicycle, and it was a tangled
mess of bicycle nylon cords and twelve year old boy
and your limbs and my limbs. Sliding down this group
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road got and I had I still have scars on
my side from doing it, a stubble scar on my
elbow from like you know, like bracing myself. And then
you get a little bit older and you go, well,
what could go wrong? Because now you're smarter. Yeah, and
you think, well, I could start my own business. But
you start counting all the things that go wrong, because
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that's what life does to us. It teaches you things
can go wrong. When you're twelve, nothing's going to go wrong.
But when you get to be twenty four, thirty four,
or forty eight, you go, well, I can't start my
own business. What if it doesn't go right?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I like that he said for your dreams, that you
need to write down all the steps in order to
make the dreams happen.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
And does that though?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Nobody really? But I think it is.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I mean it's worth something like if you want to be,
you know, on American Idol, Like what do you have
to do to get to American Idol?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You can't just like show up and there you are.
You got to leak, you know.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
I think you also like writing down the steps. You
would not know the steps, that's right?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean said research.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
You could have like a broad outline of some like
to do tasks, but you're going to learn along the.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Way to get to that dream.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
There's no like finite list of this, this, this, Well
Vont's doing something he's doing like you're you're selling food
out of your back door? Is this is it? What
are you doing? It sounds illegal? No, well it's only
half illegal.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
No.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Lissa and I started making plates of Puerto Rican food
and we did our first like round of food last week.
We made like really decent money for the first time.
And so literally last night I'm tired because I was
up till maybe eleven researching like do we need like
a license or like a cottage food which is like
allows us to sell out the house, or like do
we go all in and just you know, get an
loc or you know, trying to find out what the
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proper steps are to do it, and asking Jenny and
Bailey last week and they were like, just just do it.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Like just I did that.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
I said that I need to get a license, you
need to get food allergies. Listening out there, I thought,
you say, there's a lot of things that you gotta do,
not like either of us said just do it.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Well that's what I heard. Just try to find a
way to do. I guess the right steps, but there
are no like right steps. Everybody that has a food
truck where a restaurant has done it in a different way.
So I'm gonna, you know, do the proper steps to
make sure that you know, I don't get sued, or
that I don't give anybody an allergy a peanuts or
I don't know, and then hopefully have a food truck
business eventually.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
His favorite Porto Rican dish is latex and peanuts, which
is a little bit weird because there's a lot of allergies. Yeah,
and it doesn't sound that tasty, not really, no, but
fan favorite.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
It's the number one best soller Latex and peanuts.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
The food was good, though, because he made plates last
week and I did get one. I did have to
wait in a significant amount of time because he prioritized
everybody else because you're just Bailey first, You're just Bailey.
But the empanado was delicious. He said it was a
white person favorite.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Does it come in like a little foil thing with
a cardboard?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Is that what it is? Exactly that?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Okay, that's when I'm picturing.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
We had big old platters you could get one to
day and.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I would love one. Can you legally make them in
your kitchen? Because I'll talk to this guy from Johnny Pops.
We're super close friends, and he used to he was
making him in his kitchen, and then he said, oh,
I've got to do a commercial kitchen to make it legal.
So then he went down and rented a church kitchen
I think where they have the big like you know whatever.
And I'm probably getting some of the story wrong, but
he had to make them legally in a certified, certifiable kitchen,
(27:17):
are you right.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
So there's this thing called a cottage food license or
whatever where you can do certain things in your kitchen.
That's what I thought I could get that way. I
don't have to go to commercial. But cottage food thing
is for like baked goods or things I don't need
to be refrigerated, things that could it potentially get somebody sick.
So I have to go to the legal route, get
a license, do it in a commercial kitchen, et cetera,
et cetera.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
See, I admire you for doing that, because that's I
think it's something that where a lot of us would
sit around going, well, I'm not going to do that.
I think all the things that can go wrong. It's
a lot of work, and what if it does and
what if it doesn't work? So, you know, you could
want I want to open up my own flower shop.
You could say, but what if it doesn't work, Well,
I'll just keep working for three m No, you know cross, No,
(27:57):
I don't do that.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Okay, let's do Dave's one one point three kd WV
and now from the world's most unreliable sources, it's Dave's
dirt on kd w B brod you by six one
two injured Heimer and Lammer's injury laws. So basically, this
celebrity says that they want their X to die. I
(28:19):
want you to die slow. There is not one day
that he's not allowed to see my kids. He stood
up my kids three times. We're talking about Cardi B
and Opposit.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
So she's basically saying, Okay, he's claiming that I'm not
letting him see the kids. He has stood the kids
up multiple times, and she has itemized how much money
is spent without any of us set's help on the
kids each month, including babysitter, chef, and a personal driver.
Private school tuition runs eighty thousand for the two oldest kids,
(28:49):
Culture and Wave. They also get tutoring four times. We
get two hundred and fifty dollars per hour. Culture's private
piano class costs three hundred dollars per hour.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Oh my god, I even tell the driver. They have
them a retainer for ten thousand a month.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Like why your kid?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Your oldest kid is six years old? Where's he going
or she going?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You know, I guess when you got that kind of money.
It's just like all the things that we don't want
to do. I mean, if you didn't if you had
the money, would you have would you do your laundry anymore?
You probably wouldn't have it.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
You probably your launderer.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Yeah no, I wouldn't sit on a pile on my guess,
But for three weeks, try do it.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Cardi accused us of visiting their youngest son's youngest Blossom,
only five times since her birth in September. She said,
I want my daughter to feel the love of her dad.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
So their kids' names are Culture, Wave and Blossom.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Order yep, oh gosh, okay, I mean nothing surprises me
about that story. Those two have been a mess since
they've been together. I think that's separated fifty different times,
and I think this is the finale. You say, now, yeah,
Cardi's got a new boo, right, isn't she dating an
athlete or something?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Though I don't know, I know.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Wants to her.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Is the time coming when we're finally losing a little
bit of interest in cardib.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Oh we all know him, Stefan Diggs.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I was like, I know, I thought she was dating
a football player.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Okay, cereal, let's talk about breakfast cereals.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
According to a new study, many breakfast cereals that are
marketed to kids are getting worse nutritionally. Instead of being
packed with good stuff like protein and fiber, now they've
got more sugar, fat, and salt per serving. So we
didn't eat sugary sweet cereal when I was a kid.
Dad did the shopping. We had either cheerios, corn flakes,
(30:33):
maybe Raisin brand once in a while. And the worst
cereal ever invented. I think it was a prank on
all of us, grape nuts.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Grape nuts is gross, and I think all cereals should
just be peanut butter crunch.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
That's actually at the past kind.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
What about oops? Aal berries. Now that is with Captain
Crunch with the berries. Yeah, but this one was the
it is called oops aal berries where it was all berries.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I do like oops aal berries, but it does not
hold a flame to peanut Butter Crunch, which is the
Captain's Peanut Butter, which is all peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh it's so good, it really is.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I'm coating on it.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Fat Joe was talking about how he basically bailed Justin
Bieber out of trouble when he was nineteen years old,
and here's Fat Joe.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
He started telling me he's a gangst Joe.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
I went to Joe on this, I said, Yo, Justin this, well,
you gotta stop like this not not straight up, you
gotta stop like we don't want you gangster, We want
your singing.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Baby baby, want you to succeed. You're Justin Bieb. But
my daughter worships you.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
We all love you.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
And that kind of messed up my relationship with him
at that moment because he really.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Was like felt like, you know, yo, this guy, you know,
I'm the funk killer.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
That Joe kind of sounds like DJ Khaled.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
You know, Fat Joe isn't even fat anymore? Are you
sure he's Yeah, he really. I don't know how much
weight he lost, but he lost a lot of weight.
He's just Joe.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
It's just Joe.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Well he went to Olivia Wake Control Centers.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, he loves that.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
He gave them six out of five stars.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I love that. U trailer for Happy Gilmore Too is out.
My name is Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Thirty years ago.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I decided to give GoF a try.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
But even when you're at the top of your game,
you can always shank one.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
I see the happy phone lay.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Happy Gilmore's breaking in get another Caddy. Happy Gilmore didn't
have things flowing on the first golf fall.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
His nemesis in Happy Gilmore is shoot mcgap Shooter McGavin
very good.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I found this list of actors who were killed, kidnapped,
or otherwise traumatized on movie sets, probably because the stunts.
Brendan Fraser was almost suffocated for real during a scene
in the Mummy where they try to hang them. Oh god,
this is so scary. This is what I've seen Fisher. Look, yeah,
she almost drowned in the scene. And now you see
me where she's like doing a water tank escape trick.
(33:00):
She was like panicking and it looks like she's acting,
but she was actually like starting surrounding.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
That's a great movie if you haven't seen it, by
the way.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
And that clip like goes very viral because people are like, yeah,
this was a real thing. Michael J. Fox actually lost
consciousness when a hanging scene went wrong and Back to
the Future part three. Uh. These are people that actors
that actually got, you know, traumatized because of stunts in
their movies. Almost one hundred people on the set of
Titanic were poisoned when someone spiked some chowder with PCP
what the heck for? Luckily Kate Kate Winslet, and Leonardo
(33:32):
DiCaprio were not working that. I don't know, Dave, is
that a drug?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah? Angel is the same thing.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
But what am I thinking of PVC pipe.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
PC angel? I think it's a form of hair. I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
I'll give you a synthetic drug that was originally developed
as an anesthetic.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Okay, okay, and I'll give you one more. The hair
and makeup guy was kidnapp from the set of Baz
Luerman's Romeo and Juliet in Mexico, and they only had
to pay three hundred dollars to get him back.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Only what a steal?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Can you imagine? They're like, we want ten thousand dollars.
They're like, you know you can keep him. They're like,
all right, well how about five down to three hundred dollars?
All right? School is ending? Yeah, and this mom is
(34:23):
deciding to let her kids skip the final week of school,
and she's gone viral. Here is her reasoning on this.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Do you make your kid go to school the last
day of school? Do you make your kid go to
school the last week of school? I don't make my
kids go to school the last couple of days of school.
I don't see the point.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Most of the teachers would rather you keep your kids
home anyway, at least around here. My parents, they made
us go to school every single day, all the way
to the very last day of school.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Every year. I have cleaned a lot of disks. That
is what we did the last week of school when
I was a kid. So what was the point of
sending me to school on the last few days of school?
But I'm not doing that with my kids. Stay home.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Maybe this summertime time to go Okay, yeah, spoil your kids.
Let them know that they're too good to go to
school like everybody else and clean desks the last week
of yes, and.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Take them, take them to holiday station stores and get
them all hyped up on caffeine because of Red Bull
buy to get one free right now, so then and
then maybe send them back to school because now they're
hyped up on caffeine and then the teacher has to
deal with the whoo.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Thanks for the info, Jenny. By the way, the air
quality alert continues through this evening. If you've noticed, there's
like the visibility is down, and it's because Drake got
a new bongh and it's a battery operator bong that
blows smoke for you show.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Well, what are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Drake, the guy that used to work here, But a
lot of people think it's the Canadian wildfires. No, no,
Drake spoke with this new bomb power hitter bong is
what it is. All right, we'll be back in a second.
We're gonna have some fun with this and where you
try to be positive on the show. We have some
fun and make fun of each other here and there,
but we try to be positive. But we're gonna do
something called negative shout outs. I want you to use
(35:57):
the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app and give a
shout out not to like, Oh my niece is turning
fourteen years old, Happy birthday, Colleen. No, that's that's fine. Yeah,
let's do something like this. Shout out to Stephanie. I
hope that the new guy you get realizes that he's
just another one in the line of guys that you
used to support your lifestyle because you don't have a job. WHOA,
(36:21):
So there's a negative shout out. Shout out to the
guy who pulled in front of me on three ninety
four this morning and almost caused me to have an accident.
Or shout out to the lady who yelled at me
at Starbucks this morning because her order was taking too
long and she tapped on her Apple Watch and said,
I'm in a hurry. I've got Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Shout out to the baristas at a establishment that I
went to this morning and that when I said hi
and thank you, they didn't even acknowledge me once because
I ordered a head. Oh, they didn't have to talk
to me, but I was like, Hi, good morning, thank you.
No response from either of them.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I was like, okay. Shout out.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Shout out to the guy I Want on a date
with on the Date Night podcast for telling me that
I was unattractive, So shout out, buddy, love you.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Okay, we're not trying to be negative, but these are
called negative shout outs. Just have some fun with it.
Open up the iHeartRadio app, use that talkback feature the
red microphone, and give me your negative shout out about
your boss, your ex, r, whoever, and we'll play those
for you. Coming up next on kdbub
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