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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boone tickets coming up in about an hour on KDWB.
(00:04):
What are you nervous about right now? I'm a little
bit nervous because later on this morning, and it's not
a big huge deal, one of the big bosses is
in town and he's like, hey, can I meet with
you at ten o'clock this morning? And this is not
somebody who lives here normally. Is somebody from like, you know,
the the iHeart Ivory Tower.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So is he coming in just to meet with you?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't know that he's coming in just to meet
with me. And it makes me a litle bit nervous,
but not entirely because I don't think they're gonna gonna
fire me.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well you don't know yet.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Is your stomach and notts right now?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No, that's good. That's a good sign.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
But I do get nervous, Like if riche'll say something like, hey,
can you come see me after the show?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'm always like, what could it be? What have I done, Jenny?
Have I done anything stupid on the radio lately?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Hold on, okay, hold on? So what are you nervous
about right now? The thing is that I try to
remind myself is so many of the things that we
worry about never come to pass.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
They just never do.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You're worried about getting fired, You're worried about your car
being repossessed, You're worried about that, the lump under your tongue,
you're like, it's cancer. A lot of the time, it's not.
So a lot of the things we're nervous about and
never come to pass. What are you nervous about?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Right now?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I have two improv shows that I'm in this week.
Then I haven't done improv in a really long time,
so I feel like I forgot how to do it.
So I'm nervous for those. And I'll be doing improv
with people I've never done improv with before, And what
if they're bad? What if I'm bad? What if it
doesn't go the way I wanted to? When is the
improv Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Is one of them Sundays? A crowd in front of
a crowd. Yeah, on Wednesday? Oh no, it's me with
two other people that I've never done improv with. And
there I think, funny, Baby, I don't know what if
it's bad?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Improv is so hit and miss. It really is. Jenny's
what is making you nervous right now?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
So I am going to attempt to take the van
out over Labor Day weekend, and what's making me nervous
is the there's a lot of work that needs to
be done on the van, and I'm going to attempt
to do it on my own, and I have no
knowledge of a certain things, like my air conditioning's not working,
which means I'm going to have to go on the engine,
right That's how you fix the air conditioner, So I'll
be tinkering around in the engine and figuring that out.
(02:14):
But really I'm nervous because I'm probably going to ruin
the van and.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Have to go to a shopping Okay, probably so okay,
gotcha vought?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What are you nervous about? A month of them?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Today, We're going to a wedding in New Jersey and
it's our friend's wedding, but like a very distant friend,
so I don't think we're going to know any other
people there, and I'm just not good with being in
like social settings where I don't know anybody, and I'm
just like, should we not go?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I've just overthought it, but I'm very nervous about it.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
What are you nervous about. Send me a text door
call me. It's six' five one nine eight NINE. Ktwb here's.
One i'm nervous Because i'm going to quit my job
of ten. Years it's so. Funny people feel so badly
when they have to quit a. Job they're just, like oh,
GOD i Mean i've had people quit on our.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Show it's, like, YEAH i just feel so.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Bad it's like it's, okay, yeah you, know nobody stays
at a job forever unless you're. Me but, yeah people
feel bad about quitting a. Job another, One i've been
applying for. Jobs i'm so nervous for a call and
a second. Interview so you're waiting for that phone call
and waiting for the second. Interview this text.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
US i just dropped my son off at a different camp,
today and even though it's just for the day and
all week, long it's new to him and there's new people,
there So i'm a little nervous for.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Him, OH i totally get. THAT i remember When carson
was in a ski club Called. Blizzard he was in first. Grade,
oh we would take him to the. School he'd get
on a yellow school bus and they'd drive off to
like gotta know troll hogener somewhere first grader for a
day and we would pick him up at seven o'clock that.
Night and we were always so nervous that Little carson
(03:41):
didn't know. Anybody The blizzard people are great here everything
about doing. It Do blizzard with your kids because they're
gone for a. Day and they said in the initial,
meeting they, said we've been doing it for fifty, Years
we've never lost a. Kid i'm, like, oh that's. Reassuring
what are you nervous? About, okay let us. Know send
me a text or call sixty five one nine eight
(04:01):
nine KD. Wb IT'S. Kdwb what are you a little
bit nervous? About right? Now here's a really good. One
my family's. Nervous we got an exchange student this. Year
we had one two years ago and it was kind
of a. Crapshoot she had a lot of emotional. Issues
the agency person cried feeling so bad for. Us so fingers,
(04:22):
crossed this will be a good experience because you get
an exchange, student you never know what kind of what
you're gonna. Get, yeah but what a cool. Experience here's another.
One i'm flying. On these are all text. Messages by the,
way AT kdwb, One i'm flying On friday for the
first time in five, years and my flight two weeks
ago got canceled AFTER i got to the. Airport so
(04:43):
they're just nervous about.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
FLYING a lot of people are nervous about starting school
or their kids are starting. School so this person, Says
i'm nervous about school. STARTING i love the summertime slow
down with my. Kids also for my son to find
out if he's playing varsity or jv. Football he's a
junior's been working hard all. Summer, gosh it is that
time of. Year, yeah like you start things start falling into.
Place you got to get your school, stuff especially like
(05:05):
what if you're going into sixth, grade or you're going
into freshman, year or you're going into kindergarten brand.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
New another one, Says i'm NERVOUS i might be. Pregnant
IF i, am i'd be Doing may right When i'm
supposed to graduate from grad school and take My Nurse
Practitioner board.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Exam oh, Man by the, way we're.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Gonna talk about this a little bit later. On my
Daughter allison is ready to, deliver like in the next
week or. SO i think her due date is a
week from today or even sooner than. That and she's
been doing the thing where she's trying to eat things
to bring on. Labor so we'll talk about that a
little bit later, on And i'm, like what are you?
Eating And i'll tell you what she found. Out you're
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supposed to eat another. Tad these are what are you nervous.
ABOUT i am nervous about going to, work back to
work and putting my five month old in. Daycare totally
get that she's been home with a baby for five
months and now you gotta put the daycare and go
back to work and kind of continue. Things i'm nervous
Because i'm starting a new. Job i'm a. THERAPIST i
(06:08):
just graduated In, may And i'm nervous about taking this
next step that would. Be it's kind of like when
YOU'RE i would imagine when you're a doctor and you
have your very first patient on your, own you know
WHAT i. Mean it's kind of like flying solo as
a pilot because you've been flying with an instructor for
months and then they're, like, okay they throw you the
keys and go have a good. Flight, yeah and you're
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on your. Own can you imagine the doctor seeing your
first patient on your, own your first dental, whatever on your.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Own everything we, do we have to have done it
for the first time, once which is just wild to me, that, like,
wow we all did something for the first time. ONCE
i mean we always talk about, like, oh remember the
last time you did this when you were a.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Kid it was the last. Time, yeah but think about
all the things you did for the first.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Time text message Says i'm nervous to meet a whole
new group of kindergarteners and parents in my. Classroom so
they're a. Teacher, OH.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I didn't even think about it from the teacher point of,
View like what if you get some little ish?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Kids oh you, will, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Like fingers, crossed you get some good.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Ones this text says we're gonna be selling our house
and relocating to an area of the cities we've never
lived in.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Before, yeah that is kind of.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Terrifying new environment will be, fun go out and.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Explore i'm nervous Because i'm dyeing my hair of. Color
i've never. Tried why, not life is short die your
hair of?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Green, well not for you this, person, though.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Here's a real. One i'm nervous for the results of my.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Biopsy so they take a little, sample maybe like a
little skin cell or something like, that and then you
got to wait for a couple of days till it
comes back. In and don't you find out without a phone?
Call it shows up in your.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Portal, now, yeah usually it show up in your, portal
and a lot of times it's in medical. Jargon you can't,
understand you have no idea what it. Means just put
that into CHAT. Gpt that's WHAT i did the last
TIME i had to get S. Yeah oh, YEAH i
took the entire like report that was in my whatever
it's called her.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Speaking to medical vaunt is. WEARING i don't know if
you're wearing it, today BUT i saw on your. Weekend,
yeah you're wearing a brace on your right. Arm what's going?
ON a couple of.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Weeks, AGO i started just having this weird pain in
my wrist AND i don't know what, happened but it wasn't.
Bad but as the week went on AND i kept ignoring,
it it started hurting. More and THEN i went to
grab avar. Dog she had like a harness on and she,
ran so it twisted my wrist even more and it just.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Hurt like hell oh. Ouch, Yeah SO i went to
like urgent.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Care they SAID i didn't break, anything WHICH i didn't
THINK i, did but they did swollen and feels in.
Flames so just to wear, THIS i don't bend it as.
Much your scrolling. Hand, yeah you don't understand how difficult
it is for me to be touching buttons BECAUSE i
touch more buttons than anything THAT i do over.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Here So i'm, like uh a. Struggling it's so. Stupid
you can see it on YouTube Dave RYAN. Tv if
you want to check that. Out we're on video every
morning on YouTube Dave RYAN. Tv we'll be back in
a second to play a little game, here a little
game of Think. Fast we'll get to do that next
ON kd doub bull Ub oh watch A.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
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Speaker 2 (08:56):
YouTube just Search Dave RYAN Tv live on.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
YouTube and The iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
App it's one on one point Three katie W.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
B and if you listen to The Travis Kelsey Taylor swift,
podcast make sure you listen on The iHeartRadio. APP i
think it's. Available it's An iHeart. Podcast i'm pretty sure it.
IS i think it Harp, yeah for. Sure check that,
out and we'll talk about some of The easter eggs
that are in the podcast coming, up which you gotta
believe it's too much to be a. Coincidence so we'll
(09:24):
talk more about that coming up on the dirt in
about another twenty minutes or so. On katie'll be right.
Now a little game Of Think. Fast we've played it
Every monday to kind of get your brain working a little.
Bit jenny is Hosting it Is me Versus bailey.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Today so today it's a little color association.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Round So i'm going to give you a color and a.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Letter so you've got to give me something that is
that color and has that letter as the first.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Letter, HOWEVER i don't want to hear.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
You'd say IF i say give me something that's blue
and starts with AN, f you can't say. Flower it's
got to be, like actually more.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Specific, OKAY i got, This, Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So it has to really be that.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Color, okay this one should be easy starting, off what
is something that's red and starts with AN. A i
Will i'll give you like a little bit longer this
song BECAUSE i know it's going to be a little
bit more Difficult, okay what is something that's blue and
starts WITH? S, Yes, dave good?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Job all?
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Right what's something that's orange and starts with A? C, Grett?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
CAT i would have given You cat's.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
All.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Right what is something that's purple and starts WITH? Ei
what's something that's green and starts with A g?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Grass, yeah but that was a little too.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
LONG i don't Think i'm gonna give you that.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
One all, Right bailey has, One dave has three so.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Far what is something that's pink and starts WITH f?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Wower?
Speaker 6 (11:02):
FAN i can't you have sounded that? Out, okay that
would have been a great, answer but, no all, right
what's something that's black and starts with AN? N?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Nutrients all?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Right this isn't like the best, example BUT i put
night sky because.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
That's the sky night.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Sky mm hm hmm, whatever.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Whatever, okay what's something that's white and starts with A?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
T turn it if they are like white and?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Purple so thank you for verifying that BECAUSE i had
to question that for a. SECOND i HAD i love
toilet if anyone was?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It all?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Right what is something that's yellow and starts with A
B A B B b you're Saying i'll be.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah she was.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
That.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Point she, yeah be a, buzzy be a. Bumblebee, no
trust right, now.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Trust get the.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Point dave has, Four bailey has. Two i'm gonna start
putting question marks on the end of.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Everything what's something that's gray and starts with AN? E?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Elephant, Yeah dave, quick.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
All, right what's something that's red and starts with AN? R?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Randsberry, yeah raspberry.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
IS i think they're more of like a purple. Paint you.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
KNOW i do have harder ones later in the round
that the, ones, yes that are more specific to a
color that aren't just like, red, green, blue. Yellow, Okay
i'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
SEE i can tell this is this is. Hard, well
this Is dave's game.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Point That, okay what is something that's yellow and starts
with A? C, well, carrots but there are yellow, carrots but.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Cation like.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Neither of. You, sorry there are.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yellow, parrots but you kind of stuttered and questioned yourself
AND i would have, Accepted, WELL.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
I was questioning you BECAUSE i know you didn't think
that it's carrots were.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
YELLOW i love this. Round it's so much.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Right, still game point For dave ballis to what's something
that's orange and starts with a p?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Parrot are there orange?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Parrots peanut peanut, circus, peanuts parents?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Parrots tell? Me if there's orange, parrots aren't they more so?
Red orange?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
One there's a bunch of, colors but it's not.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Specific this is WHAT i was thinking, of was this orange.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Parrot BUT i also said earlier you can't just, say
like flower.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You want and nobody got. Pumpkin so what's something that's?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Pink starts with an s sexy?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Lingerie the first THING i think of is never the right,
thing Like, sam, goody, Okay like that's.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
PINK i know That i'm gonna get yelled at for,
this BUT i have salmon because.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Samon is more of a.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Pink you're absolutely, Right, NO.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I have faith you guys will get this, one, okay
because it's been a couple of. Rounds what's something that's
purple and starts with? Great dave got it with the game.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Points, Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Dave you can also get grape soda and gatorades at
holiday station, stores but specifically the gatorade's great right now
because you can get two for five or three four,
six and they have the new Summer blaze that you
can only get at. Holiday do you want me to
do a couple of rounds for people?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Listening, sure we're gonna be quiet and you can answer
these on your.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Own something that is bronze and starts WITH. S this
one's kind of an easy. One but what do you got?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Sculpture, say statue or?
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Statue either? One, Okay what's something that's? Turquoise and starts WITH. L.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
No dave looks, consopiated trying to figure it.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Out very.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Confused see this is WHERE i said the color is.
Difficult anybody no? CLUE i had a, lagoon the turquoise
color Of.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Oh, yes our favorite thing that we think of all the, time.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Lagoons see that's WHY i told you these are the
hard or.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
One these are the hard. Ones.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Lagoon what's something that's? Lavender and starts with?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Wu Oh? Jenny?
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Whichitah this is the part of the game Where jenny's
LIKE i cooked and she really.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Didn't she thought she was. Cooking right?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
HERE i put with.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Siria what nobody would have gotten that it's a specific.
Flower it's a. Flower, Okay that's WHY i said it's
gonna be, specific all. Right last, one what's something that's
maroon and starts with C.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Bailey looks like she might be.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
One it's it's, corduroy the, corduroy the, bear the book About.
Cordy that's not it his overalls or she's not responding Overalls.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
AND i know what you're talking.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
ABOUT i just have to look it up BECAUSE i
do not remembers wearing little maroon.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Overalls and then he held the hand of the security
guard and they went. Up he does.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Not he wears the Grease bailey the book color is? Maroon, okay,
well does that any want to have another guest or, No?
Dave something that's? Okay, cranberry, okay that's.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Red? Okay what is?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Purple and starts with Pea, Tomento no purple and starts with.
Pea come, On, hi give you a. Clue it's A minnesota.
Thing purple starts with the. Pee, Oh, prince, Yeah prince exactly.
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Right all, right coming up in a, second what have you?
Outgrown what have you aged out? Of for, example partying good?
Knees what have you aged out? Of we're gonna talk
about this coming up next. On you can't make this stuff?
Up On, katie would you be thirty minutes away From
Benson boone. Tickets what have you gotten? Too old? Four
(17:30):
you're just kind of, like you know, What, no no,
More i've aged out. Of for, example here's Some reddit.
Responses music's so loud a restaurants you can't have a
conversation at your.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Table, YES i hate.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
That remember my dad complained about that one. Time do
they have Old chicago's out? Here they did have Old
chicago's out. Here we love Old. Chicago my dad was
like a good dad to an Old chicago one, time
And he's, like a, right so loud in there you
can't hear each other, talk And i'm, like he's not.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Wrong.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Yeah and the dim lighting in places, too where you
got to be the old person who brings out their
flashlight on their ca ammeren owt to see the.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Menu do you do?
Speaker 5 (18:02):
That?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah IF i can't it's so, Dark i've done that.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Too yeah, yeah light out standing room only at. Concerts
aged out of that.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
One.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Ugh, Alcohol the buzz is short. LIVED i sleep bad
AND i feel like crap the next. Day so no thanks.
ALCOHOL i feel LIKE i.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
HAVE i, Mean i've not necessarily grown out of. ALCOHOL i.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
DON'T i used to drink, more but, Like i've grown
into drinking water in between every. Drink, okay because if you,
like like when you're twenty, two you have three, beers
you go to, bed you wake, up you're. Fine at thirty,
four you have three, beers you go to, bed you wake,
up and you're hit by a.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Bus so you have to drink water in between every single.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
One how all of us survived the Bachel ratt party
this past, weekend we were constantly drinking, water like we
were very much drinking a, lot but all of us
were really, smart like water read the.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Water another thing that you've aged out of the latest
slang vauntel throw up something once in a while Where
drake was bad was good at this, too And i'd be,
like what what'd you?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Say?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
HUH i feel Like that's one thing THAT i will
never h out. Of i'm always up for the latest,
slang and SOMETIMES i have to go To bailey and be,
like what DO i caption?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
This BECAUSE I i don't know some of the things
people are.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Saying hangs up with more. YOUTHS i do hang out
with a lot of youth he. TEACHES i will, Say
i'm a. COACH i don't just hang out with them for.
Fun she's at the. Park i'm at the park with the. Youth,
hey fellow, kids what's?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
UP i get a van over. Here we get puppies
in the, van somempies at ice. CREAM i think the
thing is with slang is all of a, sudden you
are using old words that nobody uses, anymore and you
don't realize BECAUSE i always still say bomb, diggity that's
the bomb.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Diggity and THEN i will.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
REALIZE i will realize BECAUSE i still say, dope that's,
dope and somebody, said, no you don't say dope.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Anymore i'm, like.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
So, Relevant is it not?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Dope that's? Dope like?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Cool we'll never go out of style as a slang. Ever,
yeah this.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Ale, Together come on, nine play along all?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Right wearing makeup on a daily, Basis ain't nobody got
time for.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
THAT covid got me off of that for. Sure.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Really, yeah video, GAMES i liked them when they didn't
take as much time to. Complete now every game takes
one hundred hours to. Beat it's a lifestyle AND i
don't have time for. It that is a really good.
Point when you used to be able to like turn
on your video game machine and you would play for
a little while and you could actually Beat Super Mario,
brothers but you can't Beat Super Mario.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
World it goes on.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Forever right, Now i'm Playing Donkey Kong banansa on the
switch To it is going to take probably six months
to get through this.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Game. Wow, yeah that, see that would like turn me.
Off that's kind of like when you want to start
reading a book but it's like one in a series of.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Eleven i'm not going to start that freaking book.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Now it's the same thing with a series OF, tv
Like netflix will recommend. Something it's, like, oh you're really
gonna like this, show and you look and there's like six.
Seasons each one's got seven, Episodes like, NO i can do.
That One another thing you've aged out of always wanted
the newest?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
iPhone oh my.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
GOODNESS i just had this complo BECAUSE i dropped The
lista's phone in the pool and so we were looking
to get her a new. ONE i was, LIKE i
DON'T i don't care or know what any of these
new ones. Are, Like i'm fine with this.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
One there's not really enough difference from my perspective from
this iPhone to the next. One, Yeah oh it's got
more something in. It, YEAH i don't need more.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Something and you guys raged On android all the, time
but when was the last time iPhone updated?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Anything every?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Year it just well they might just come out with
a new, thing but when what's the new? Technology what's
the new the new flashy thing a part of the.
Phone like you just, Said, dave why WOULD i get
this one when this one all it has is like
an extra g Of, well.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
The new iPhone has got something kind of cool in. It,
yeah it's got a pencil on a string attached to.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
It oh, yeah so you can always have something to,
RIGHT i.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Always have a. Pencil it's attached on a. String does
it come with a?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Sharpener, No, no.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That would probably be in the new model of the.
Sharpener another one you've aged out. Of chuck e cheese.
YEP i went there from my nephew's birthday party and
it was pretty much hell because they.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Changed it doesn't have like a big jungle gym slide
thing you climb up in. ANYMORE i saw. Tiktoks it
just looks so boring. Now, Really, YEAH i don't know.
How a couple of weeks AGO i said, THIS i
stumbled upon Chuck E.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Cheese.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
TikTok anybody that's taking their kit To Chucky cheese lately
text in and confirm that that it just looks so
dry and.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Boring oh really, okay.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Because it used to be like just a paradise for
five year. Olds, yeah we Took alison there for her fifth,
grade fifth, birthday and they had this thing that looked
like it was a very small. ROOM i would say phone,
booth but nobody knows what a phone booth is. Anymore
is the cash machine and you step inside and there's
like all these little slips of paper with prizes all over,
them and it blows up.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
In the air.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Like the ticket blower, thing the ticket blower, thing, okay
and then the kids try to catch. IT i still
remember early days At KATIE. Wb those were kind of
sort of, new and a guy was trying to sell
us one to the radio. Station so he brought it
to the parking lot of our old studio and was
on a trailer and they unloaded. It they plugged it
in and he's, like, yeah you put a bunch of
(23:00):
dollar bills in, here and you let their listeners get
in and they have to grab at. It so this
guy gets in the. Demo he couldn't catch a single. One,
yeah he's in there for like five. Minutes he's sweating
his ass. ALREADY i think he caught. One he trapped
it up against the wall and we're, like, yeah we're
gonna pass on.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
That. Yeah, no those are really hard to. Grab i've
seen people try and you can't catch. ANYTHING i can
still picture him and.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
He's just like, like oh my, God i'm gonna sell this.
Thing oh, God i'm gonna sell. It and he finally
traps a dollar bill with his hip against the wall
and we're, like, yeah you can go ahead and load
that pack. Up we're not gonna buy. It but we
did buy one of Those plinko. Machines, yeah that's pretty.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Cool that is a good. One, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Okay amusement park rides are something that you have aged out.
Of somebody, SAYS i used to love. Them now they
make me feel. Seasick i'm. SORRY i still love the Wild.
Thing he's a Tour, tower The Steel venom love those.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Rides.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Yeah my mom kind of grew out of them, too
because she's, LIKE i can't go on them BECAUSE i
will get ill and if unless you want to walk
around this amusement park with me being.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Sick i'm not going wow all by.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
Me.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Okay someone texted in Saying i've grown out of staying
at cheap, Hotels and that's a good. One like when people, say,
OH i Just i'm gonna airbnb everything because it's. Cheaper,
yeah but the hotels have the, amenities or like the
nice hotels have the amenity get, breakfast or like getting
like really really cheap airline, tickets like you get what
you pay for kind of.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Things SO i see that.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Another one that people have aged out of helping friends.
Move i'll help them pack and, unpack But i'm not
lifting furniture. ANYMORE i have kind of a cardinal rule in.
Life once you reach thirty years, old you're not allowed
to ask your friends.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
To day twenty.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Seven, okay we'll go to the twenty. Seven then right
around that, age you get to an age where you
can no longer ask your friends to help you move
in exchange for beer and. PIZZA i, mean you know
your best friend, might but you really can't ask a
squad of like five friends to come over and help
you move. Anymore once you get to about twenty seven or,
thirty you gotta hire.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
SOMEBODY i still had friends help me move into my.
House it's like four years ago AND i would have
been thirty at the.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Time thirty.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
One did you get a beer and? Pizza?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
No BUT i THINK I i sent one guy some
cash On venmo just to buy him a drink later
that day whatever he was.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Doing and then the.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Other people were other someone else's, friends so they had
to deal with.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
That so the text messages On CHUCK E cheese BECAUSE i,
Said CHUCK E cheese.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Is like not cool.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Anymore somebody said it's truly just arcade games, now and
that's WHAT i feel. Like it's not Like whack A.
Mole it's not the fun slide thing that you used
to climb up. In somebody else, said CHUCK E cheese
out in places Like Urban air And Sky's owner in
those are like the trampoline.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
PLACES i would love to go To Urban. AIR i
just want to bounce.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
AROUND i took a list on like a surprise date
a couple of months, ago and we had the time
of our.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Lives that sounds.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Awesome there's like one place that's just like all. Slides
that's WHERE i want to go BECAUSE i don't want
to go to a water. PARK i will. Drown but
just a room with a bunch of slides in it
brown on water, parks why watch. Me i'll find a
way avoid the, Wave bailey. Can't i'll find a way
to drown at a water. Park you can't swim, NOW i.
Can't BUT i want to go to a slide, park
just to park with a bunch of. Slides they. Do,
(26:00):
no there's like a specific it's like indoors so it's
kind of like urban, air but it's all.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Slides the problem with those there your body is too
long now to go down kids.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Slides, oh they're big.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Slides they're like big adult.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Side they. Exist they go up to the. Ceiling.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
SOMETIMES i know this is the.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
THING i think you dreamed.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
This, no it's real BECAUSE i tried going on the
slides at a couple like the park near our house
and the curvy spiral. Slide your body is too long
to get around the. Corner it's called Slick. City it's
the side slide place with. Slides slicks serious, city.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
RIGHT i want to go. THERE i want to go to,
there all.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Right that is things that you have out grown that
you have aged out Of we've got to talk about
The Taylor Swift easter eggs because they are ridiculous and
that now that you think about, them they're so obvious
and they're so. Interesting in her, podcast everything from. Sourdough
is she really making sour dough or is she just
saying this is An easter? Egg we'll dive in on
(26:55):
the dirt next On katie W B Taylor. Swift, everybody
well like, everybody but The swifties are just doing this
deep dive into The easter. Eggs and rather than me
try to describe them, Myself i'm gonna go ahead let
this woman talk about how she discovered all These Taylor
Swift easter. Eggs in The Travis Kelsey brothers, PODCAST i.
Speaker 9 (27:16):
Think Taylor swift is going to be The Super bowl
halftime show. PERFORMER i. Do and you want to know.
WHY i don't Think Taylor swift is actually baking sourdough.
BREAD i think it was An easter. Egg where is
The Super bowl to?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Share you told me to the Break it's In Santa
Clara Levi's niners.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Play who's The niners? Mascot?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Sourdough sam.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Sourdough.
Speaker 9 (27:39):
Sam she said she's thinking about sourdough sixty percent of
the time when she's going on and on about, sourdough
how much sourdough she's baking sixty percent of the. Time
it's Super bowl sixty In Levi, stadium home of going
to the SUPERL i think she's doing The Super.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Bowl is going to do The Super.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
BOWL i think she's doing. It there's another one, Too
there's an other piece of. This she, said, specifically thank
you for screaming for forty seven seconds for. Me forty
seven second could be a connection to. Her Her eras
tour stop At Levi stadium was her forty seventh stop
on The eras.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Tour, now the thing Is taylor has trained us to
look For easter eggs because she spends time talking about
how she Loves easter. Eggs she said she did a
graduation speech that was full Of easter eggs that were
all references to the lyrics in some of her. Songs
and SO i totally believe that she is going to
be performing at the Super bowl halftime. SHOW i thought
(28:40):
she had done A Super bowl halftime, show.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
And she's never been able to because it was always
sponsored by what there was some kind of problem because
like a.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Pepsi, yeah, yeah now that it's not pepsi.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Anymore, Yeah and SO i think because she had some
something with Coke coca.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Cola, okay So i'm almost positive that's what it. Was
you can correct me If i'm, wrong.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Totally.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
SENSE i do like what you said, earlier, Though, Dave
like it's so crazy she thinks or has a team
that thinks strategically to say these to talk about sourdough
for however long she's saying, It like she makes it
a point to talk about these things because she.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Knows her fans are going to debunk. It, Yeah i'm
just the average.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Person When jenny was talking last week About Taylor swift
talking about, sourdoughs, like why do we care because it's
it's all.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Strategic maybe, yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
But we're already just speculating about it because it's not
it's not confirm.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Speculations it reminds me of five ish years ago when
everybody was convinced That Britney spears had been replaced by
like a bot or a body double or something like,
that and they were all pointing out all the signs
like her eye disappeared during this video and she's missing
a la.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Videos though it was it was. Weird it was almost
like there was some kind of filter on. It and
then she got out of the filter. Frame the Fake
Britney spears got out of the filter, frame and you
saw a little bit of the real person who Wasn't actually.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
It was a little bit.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Weird somebody text, in they. Said taylor also says Her
easter eggs are only music, related never her personal, life
so it is totally. Possible, Yeah i'm gonna go back
To Slick city because this came up a minute ago
on the. Show bailey says she wants to go somewhere
with like adult. Slides, yes and apparently so many people
have texted in About Slick city and how cool it.
Is so what he, Said they just got back from
(30:19):
a birthday party there yesterday for a six year. Old,
yeah but the adults loved it, too BECAUSE i guess
there are adult size.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
SLIDES i looked it up and there's also like adults
only nights, too for like ninety minute session only adults over.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Eighteen and then like it looks so. Cool it's like
a story high.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Slide i'm, like if you do the giant slide at
THE Sif, fair it's like a lot of vibes of
slides like.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
THAT i want to go so bad To Maple. Grove,
yeah that's not that.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Far it just sounds.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Fun it does look AND i will tell you what's
not as dangerous as a water.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Park maybe the owners and operators Of Slick city will
call us and they'll set us up and we can
all come out there and make videos maybe and Promote Slick.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
City i'd be so terrified.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
Though last Year bailey AND i got on the giant
slide at the fair and it was my first.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Time was it? Yours?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Bailey h, yes it.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Was.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
YEAH i was so. TERRIFIED i do not like calling for.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Me LIKE i was gonna help, you Like.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Bailey we're on the same.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
SLIDE i will say that was the one TIME i
Asked bailey to hold my, hand Because bailey's always, like
are we gonna hold?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Hand should we hold hand to?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Everything but she was like. No all of these.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Slides At Slick city they literally look like the slides
you would be on at a water, park but there's no.
Water So i'm happy because there's no water BECAUSE i
find no way to. Drown but this is like there
was even one called The Big wave where you literally
just go slide up the, side slide up the other,
side and you get a little matt little.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Rug i'm scared of water slides because this is a, Movie.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
Norbit it's An Eddie murphy movie and he plays like
this bigger woman and she goes down a water, slide
but she's so big the momentum pushes her through like a.
Fence And i've always thought that was gonna happen to
me WHEN i was. Younger probably, WOULD i don't know,
why but speaking a giant. Slide just a little reminder
of The State fair opens up On. THURSDAY i will
be out There, thursday going to hanging, out staying hi
(31:59):
from eleven until one and so come by THE katwb,
booth which is right behind the grandstand if you're looking
at the, grandstand we're close. By we're very close to
The Fried olives on A stick booth if you're looking for.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
That and we just posted the schedule for all of
us at The ferret's on Our instagram At Dave Ryan.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Show, yes go to find it. There it's paid to the. Top,
Yeah Britney.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Spears you, know she's been married a couple of, times
and one of her exes is Shading Kevin. Featherline so
her latest, Husband Sam asgari basically Called kevin a professional
father because When brittany and him, divorce Kay fed was
collecting twenty thousand dollars a month From brittany and child.
(32:40):
Support and, now, Granted i'm pretty sure he did have
a lot of the what's the what's the Word i'm looking?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
For what's the? Word when you have the? Kids oh,
no you have the kids for.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Sei oh my.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Gosh i'm pretty sure Kay fed had custody of the
kids way more Than brittany, did especially with all of
the stuff that she went. Through so it does make
sense that she would have to pay him quite a
bit of money per month because he was taking care
of the kids more, SO i. Believe but, Yeah sam
Is gari basically called Kay fed out because K fad
is writing a book about being a. Father So sam was, like,
(33:18):
YEAH i mean he has a professional father after. ALL
i mean he was basically getting paid month just to
be a.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Father, Wow but now he's going to read a.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Book but, Also, sam shut up you Married Britney spears
for two. Years you know what you were doing? Too
he was he married her twenty twenty two to twenty twenty.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
Four.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Prime has she been married three times? Now because she
was married once to What Jason alexander or something like
that for forty eight? Hours, Oh Jason. Alexander That Jason alexander.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
AND i probably have the name. Wrong, yeah that's all the.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
People, Honestly i'd love to see that. Wedding, Yes, brittany
and she was in two thousand and, four she was
married To Jason. Alexander put a Different Jason alexander.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Clearly, okay, yes you don't.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Know for much of this, year But Blake lively and
her Husband Ryan reynolds have not liked any Of Taylor swift's,
posts And taylor's inner circle have avoid liking all Of
Blake lively's. Posts so now there's also another conspiracy That
taylor swift upcoming album has a song on it Called
ruin The, friendship and the conspiracy is.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
That it is About Blake.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Lively so someone From people magazine published a story quoding
the source close To taylor said that the one time
BFFs are no longer.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Speaking so it's.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Still a conspiracy, though Because taylor said that she wrote
these songs in the summer of twenty twenty, four which
was way Before Blake lively's lawsuit With Jess. Baldoni but,
STILL i love a conspiracy and The swifties love, to you, know.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Conspiracize So i'm here for. It so maybe we'll see.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Some we'll get some like pipe and hot tea on
the album About Blake lively.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Friendship we shall.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
See you gots remember the Movie Home. Alone, yeah it's
sort of like once or.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
Twice all, Right, well here's the director Of Home alone
talking about reboot.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Po possibly in the. Works MAYBE i Think Home.
Speaker 8 (35:01):
Alone really exists as a you, know it exists as
not of this time. Piece but it was a very
special moment and you can't really recapture. THAT i think
it's a mistake to try to go back and recapture
something we did thirty thirty five years.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
Ago And i'm so glad that he kind of shut
it down because After Home alone one and, two like The,
ogs they kept making them for years and they have
not held.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Up so we don't need any on bring back The Wet.
Bandits we figured it.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Out Scriptwriter Bailey hes has already come up with the.
Premise So kevin has now. Grown, yes he's got a
daughter Named. Dottie and they go To spain and they
Leave dottie home.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Alone yes, again that's what it's, called called home alone again.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Again and they're they're the they're maybe not, wet they're
The moist bandits, bands they just they just get all
your towels. Moist and then So, Kevin kevin is on
the airplane To. Spain, yeah and he realizes that he
Left dottie at. Home he, says give this To dottie
and then they pass it.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
Along, yeah and then you'll go back and, Say dottie's
not here, Here dottie's not.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Here So kevin leans forward into the camera and he,
Goes dottie. EXACTLY i think it'd be a great.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Hit, yeah it sounds it sounds like original, Too.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
DOTTE i love it all.
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