8am Hour - Uffda

We ask you about weird presents you received from old people, UFOs, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, Shaggy out of Nowhere on kd WB love that
text message at KTWB one Shaggy. I made my mom
leave the car running to listen to this on the
radio station of the garage. She was not impressed. Ten
years later, I realized how bad the lyrics were. Oh
that was ten years ago, because they're banging on the
bathroom floor.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yep, excuse me? Are you playing it Wasn't Me? Right now? Hell? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
And then somebody says, does anybody actually know all the
lyrics of it Wasn't Me?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I mean it's one of those It's one of those
songs where you go, how did that song get on
the radio?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It is so naughty? So naughty? Really is?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
It is kt able to be the home of Christmas wish?
It is another wish coming up tomorrow morning about seven
forty five. If you didn't hear the total yesterday, we
raised over fifteen thousand dollars from your donations and thanks
to Treasure Island and the Prairie Island Indian Community for
doubling that donationciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
This time of the year, your old people, they're going
to go shopping for you, and they're going to buy
you something, and a lot of time they don't have
maybe two things are working here. Number One, they don't
really know what in the world you want, so they'll
get you another one of those toenail clipper sets that
come with a little nail file, little scissors in my hand.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
But I like them. I got six of them.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Susan got one for our son in law, Justin a
few years ago, and I said, how many of those
do you think Justin has?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And she's like, I'm going to get him another one.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
And I'm like, it's a little black wallet with a
zipper on it and inside is like the toenail clippers,
the fingernail clippers, a nail file. It's like, he doesn't
want one, he's already got one. She gave it to
him anyway. And that's not even a terrible one.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
It isn't it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
But old people they tend to not know what you want,
and they tend to sometimes they're on a limited budget.
So what did your old people buy for you? And
give you an example. My dad was probably about eighty
five years old. It was Alice's birthday, so he gave
her a clock that he had given my mom with
their picture mounted inside of it. And Allison was like

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eleven years old. She's like, Dad, what's this? I'm like,
just smile, just say thank you. He doesn't have a
lot of money, he doesn't know what you want. So
does anybody have any examples of what your grandma Lucille
or your uncle Harold got for you that was like, okay,
what is this?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Jinks? Go ahead?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
My grandma would always just get me and my sister
clothing that wasn't cute because it's.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
From your grandma. And so it'd be like something that's
like a.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Nice, appropriate, like decent sweater that has like a little
collar to it, and then maybe some little flowers on top,
and we'd.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Be like, woah, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
And you'd have to put it on in front of
her so that she would see you wearing it.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Itchy, Well, yeah, you's like, okay, cute.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
When my great grandma got me a used hot glue gun?
What a used hot glue gun?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
How do you know it's used? I don't know, dried
up glue on it?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Maybe my grandma got me pre bright pink knitted unicorn mittens.
The unicorns had long flowing hair. I'm twenty nine years old.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I was nine. My grandma there were two Christmases back
to back.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
One year she got me a jumper cables from my car,
and it was like a set of like a couple
things like, I guess an extra little battery thing.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
And I found that kind of useful.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Then the next year, though, she bought me you know,
like the aluminum thing you put in your windshield that way.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I guess sun doesn't get me? Is that what it is?

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I just I don't what am I supposed to do
with that? Well, if you lived in the desert, it
would be a thing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I
was just like, thanks, grandma, What did your old people get?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You get a bunch of phone calls coming in and
text messages too. One time, my grandma gave me a
literal box of rocks. It was about thirty or forty
rocks that are about all the size of a pee,
and you couldn't even really tell what kind of rock
it is. I'm not a rock person. My great grandma
once when I was fourteen, she gave me a six
foot tall oh I was six foot tall. She gave

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me a Christmas card and about a dollar twenty worth
of nickels tape to it, and a pair of women's
driving gloves. Oh that's adorable, because they don't know what
to get for you. Yeah, because she was fourteen.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
A dollar twenty of nickels tape to it, a heavy card.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah good.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
But here's one my grandma got for me a sweater
with their hometown on it. Niswa Is that how you
say it? Yeah? Grandma Sharon got me a cutting board.
A cutting board. They don't know what to get. Let's see.
My grandma got me a plaque with an Irish wish

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on it. We are not Irish.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
My grandma gave my brother and his wife a box
of candy one year and they opened it up and
about half of it had been eating.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
This is a perfect one for the talkback feature on
the iHeart Radio app. If you want to open up
the iHeart Radio app, let me know what your grandma
or your old person god for. And the great thing
about it is they mean, well, so when you get
that present, and tell you a quick little story. My
mom used to be when she got older, she would
buy She'd have a lot of money, so she would
buy me just little junky little things. One was a

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pen holder that sat on your desk that had looked
like a computer monitor and the pen stuck in the
top of the computer monitor. And it was cute, probably
cost a dollar fifty. And one time she got me,
like out of nowhere, she got me a little metal
Tic Tac Toe game and it was about the size
of like maybe three inches by three inches and it
was metal and had a Tic Tac Toe grid and

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little x's and o's that you would play tik tac
toe with.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
And I opened this up and I said, it's the
dumbest gift ever. I don't want this, said.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I didn't open it in front of her hold On,
but I opened it and I probably showed it to Susan.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm like, this is so dumb. I'm not going to
play Tic Tac Toe. What am I going to do
with this? And I threw it away.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I threw it away, and all these years later, that
was when I was about twenty seven years old, I
wish that I still had that Tic Tac Toe thing.
Because she went somewhere and she saw it on a
shelf and she thought, I would love David to have
he would love this, And I want to show David
that I love him, And so she bought me this
little tic tac toe thing and I threw it away,

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and I feel so bad. She's been gone for twenty
years now and I would wish I had that tic
tac toe thing back. Yeah, she also bought me an
Air Force Academy Souvenir mug. I do not want an
Air Force Academy Souvenir mug. I couldn't care less.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I still have at that. I still have that one.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
What's your mom or your grandma, your aunt glady is
by you and usually it's something weird. Erica, Hi, Erica, Hi?
What did Who was it that bought it for you?

Speaker 5 (06:43):
First of all, so it was my grandma and there
was a million a million of us grandkids. And one
year I opened up my gift and it was a
legitimately used Avon hairbrush, and my sister got a bowling
ball bag. No bowling ball just at.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I don't have a movie.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, I told you there's something here, But you have
to act like you really love it, because that really
was from their heart, right.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh yeah, absolutely, You put a smile on your face
and say thanks Grandma.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's a bowling ball bag. Look at this. This is
a hair brush. It's already got hair in it. Yeah. Here,
thank you, card.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
You have to say, this is how I plan to
use this bowling bag.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Thank you, Erica. Peggy, Good morning, Peggy, good morning. Who
got you a what? Okay?

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Grandmother happened to be about a size fifty f braw
I was in high school and I oh, and she
sold those bras like Madonna. So they came to a point.
And so anyhow, when I was in high school, I

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was like a thirty sixty. Grandmother gave me that bra.
I had to open it in front of the entire Oh,
that's gonna be the worst part. I'm standing there looking like,
what the.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Heck is this?

Speaker 7 (08:07):
Try it on? Not a chance, and they everybody's you know,
everybody's obviously laughing. But Grandma was not a jokester. She
was kind of a cranky woman. But anyhow, this story
has followed our family through lifetime.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
That is so funny. Sixteen years old, a giant bra, Candice.
We're talking about weird presence that your older people get
for you.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Who gave you a what? Candace?

Speaker 5 (08:35):
So, my Susie, it was my favorite thought ever. And
one time I must have been about six or seven.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Maybe early nineties. I really wanted a light right, and
so when she gave me the box, it wrapped up
really nice.

Speaker 8 (08:52):
I opened it.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
She's a light right, I'm excited, right, Yeah. I pick
Bucks and it's.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
You know, it's downright.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
So I opened the bus.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
And out comes this unicorn sweater. Was like, how you
were just talking about the gloves.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
With we hear unicorn sweater.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
And you wanted a light bright? Did you ever get
a light bright? Okay? A couple of more of these
via text messages. What did your old people get for you?
Didn't you, Dave? Didn't you buy cars? In a Tic
Tac toe game that he thought was really dumb. Yes,
it was one of those things where it's filled with

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water and it wasn't Tic Tac Toe's ring toss. They're
filled with yeah, and you push the button and it
moves the rings. And he looked at it with this
wrinkled up look on his face like, this is the
dumbest thing ever. This is no like game boy, this
is no switch, and so he never touched it.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I like this text that says my ex husband was
an or had an uncle that was a garbage collector,
and he dumpster dived for all of our gifts.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Love it.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Our wedding gift was mister and missus glasses like champagne glasses.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
And the box had other people's names.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Written on it, and they had done quite or put
they had crossed it out and put our names on
the packaging like it was torn.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Honestly smart for them. Kind of made sense. Yeah, I like, oh,
shooting out one way, Oh, here we go. My grandma
bought me dollar store perfume called sexy Little Thing.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
I was a.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's funny, all right, if you got one, you'll do
some talkbacks here in a second. If you use the
talkback feature in the iHeartRadio app, let us know what
your old person bought you, whether it was like a
perfume when you were eight years old that was, say,
called sexy little thing. Here is one. I was sixteen.
My stepdad's grandma hand made me some silky underpants with lace,

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and yes, I opened it in front of everybody. There
were three or four pairs, at least they were the
right side.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
All right.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
We'll be back with more of these coming up next
on kdubub. Want to text us anytime the short coat
is kdubb One interesting conversation about what weird present did
your grandparents buy you when you were little, or maybe
when you weren't little, maybe it was like the last Christmas,
because you know, grandmas don't always have an idea of

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what the hell you want, and they might not have
a lot of money, So text messages and phone calls,
let's do some of the talkback features. Here is a
talkback from the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
My husband once got a an expired cheese tray from
a gift exchange.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
We're pretty sure it was from grandma. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
Growing up, my grandma would always get me and my
brother towels and all like nice fluffy towels and a
bag of Eminem's each and she would tape a one
dollar bill right on the bag or right right on
the back of the Eminem's bag. And one year, we
were just kids, we didn't know, so we ripped the

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dollar apart, and my Grandma's like, did you get the
dollar bills?

Speaker 5 (11:53):
What dollar?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay, that's a dollar bill and Eminem's and towels. Okay,
what can a weird present day your old person get you.

Speaker 9 (12:01):
When I was about I would say seven to eight
years old. My grandparents got me a can crusher, know
the ones that you strew on the wall.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
And his handheld can crusher. Yeah, I got that for Christmas.
It's hot wheels can pressure. Here's another talk back.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
One of the weird old people guests I got for
Christmas was asked for puppy chow, and she bought me actual.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Puppy chow of like the muddy mixed stuff.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
Oh, sir Von didn't know what that was until like
six months ago. He thought it also was dog food,
because it's not like you don't just don't have puppy
chow on the on the East coast.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, and then you bitches pranked me and then gave
me actual dog food, well puffs puffs.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I never heard the word puppy chow or hot dish
before I moved to Minnesota. I'd never heard ufta, lefsa
or ludifisk either of just just an inside joke. At
this point, you think, so no one says ufda.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
No, No, they do.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
The people still say o dafta, not anyone I know.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Okay. My grandmother gave me crocheted hangers, homemade crocheted dish
claws and a box of cleanexes. I was ten.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
That is adorable. She made them herself. I hope you
still have them.

Speaker 10 (13:28):
My grandmother was on a very tight income and she
would go to the dollar store and buy like a
laundry basket and paper towels, cleaning products, garbage bags, and
toilet paper. And that's what she would give for grandkids.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
As a grandkid, No, no, as a kid when you're seven,
that is not where you're watching.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
My grandma laundry basket.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
She went to I don't know if it was Dollartry
or CBS and got all of us stocking stuff for
travel size, like soaps and deodorants and lotions.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I was like, are you trying to tell us we stink? Grandma?
I shore if you guys know she calls me boom
by the way, Oh she does.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Uh text messages. My great grandma gave me an infant
pair of sunglasses. I was twelve years old. Uh. My
grandmother for many years gave all the men and my
boyfriend high school boyfriend soap on a rope every year.
Do you remember soap on a rope That was a
thing after those seventies or eighties?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Maybe? No, I don't heard of a rope it is.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's a it's a bar of soap with a rope embedded,
so it's a loop so you can hang it on
something in the shower.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh. Interesting, Look I'm soap on a rope, baby, you
will see what it is.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
It's still around, but I feel like it's a little
fancier now.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
That's what it was back in the seventies. Ah, we're
getting there for Christmas from your boy.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
I would say I gladly would accept things like that,
Like I like things that I actually need to use,
you know, soap on a rope, need to use it.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I've got some more text messages.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
This one says, my cousin asked for the new Corn CD,
and my great grandma gave him a can of corn
with a blank CD.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Corn the band. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
My grandpa gets all his grandkid's gifts with the year
of our births on them. I have hundreds of eighty
seven homecoming buttons town fares, and the last time I
saw him, he gave me a nineteen eighty seven Minneapolis
police coffee mug.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Okay, that's kind of I think.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
That's at least it's personal life.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, I like this text message.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
It says my mother in law got my seven year
old son a shirt that said I'm too sexy for
my shirt.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
He was seven.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
My folks gave our two year old son a handmade
doll with human hair terrifying. Looked a lot like the
doll from Poultergeist. That's from calm down in Red Wing.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
My grandma would gift us sweaters with other people's names
sewn on to the tag that belonged to other women
in the nursing home.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Oh, they probably die.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I was gonna see. It was great in everyone's room
after they passed firs.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Now I've got Mabel's sweater. Oh, let's see. My grandmother
brought my son a Barney beach towel three years in
a row, same Barney Christmas Barney beach towel.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
If you got one, let us know those are fun.
We'd love to hear from you. In the meantime, we
are the Twin Cities number one hit music station, and
we had a request for this a little while ago,
So why not we'll play a request here and there.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
It's Nicki Mina.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
By the way, Bailey J has I got several text
messages from people who say they say the word uf
daf regularly.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Ufda literally never heard it. Someone did say that they
usually say oof.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
They shorten it to oof and I've I've flirted with
oof in.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
My life, says I'm thirty four and I say oufda regularly.
A lot of people said they say it now their
kids say it to ufda because it's not a swear word.
So kid spells like, you know, I don't know, fruity
pebble's milk all over the floor, You don't go, you
say ouf da.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
It's a It equates like a swear because I feel
like oof does when you're on the couch and you
can't really get up.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
It's multiple use. It's like the word yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
It's an it's an addictive sure verb.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
We'll be back in a second with you can't make
this stuff up. Coming up next on KDWB there are
parents that are convinced they are seeing UFOs and we're
going to tell you about it next on KDWBU.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Four.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Hey, the little update for Christmas Wish match day with
Treasure Island yesterday, and we're bragging about this one because
we're so proud of what you have done. We got
fifteen thousand dollars in donations yesterday before the match, so
that totals all for thirty thousand dollars and that is
super cool and all that goes to Christmas wish. Thank

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you very much and thanks especially to you for donating,
whether it was little or small. We had like a
thousand dollars donation, eight hundred dollars donations. And thanks to
Treasure Island and Tribal Council and the Prairie Island Indian
community for being part of the community. We love what
you do. So these are parents that are convinced they're
seeing uf Let's check it out.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
There's a red light and then there's a big, big
bright light. It's just it's just by. It's getting look
at bro' come me back. The lights are coming back.
The light's turning on. I can see the saucers in
my zoom. You can see is at home, bro. There's

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another one to the left over here in the trees.
My heart's pounding.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I think now somebody had predicted they have this amazing
way of something, you know, using some sort of science
to predict things, and they said that UFOs would appear
over the United States on December third, which was yesterday,
and they did you know about this change?

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I just her.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
I saw some people sharing some things like be on
the lookout tonight if you know, you know, and I
was like, I don't know, I don't I don't know
what that means.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
The thing is that they had red and green navigation
lights on it, which is like an airplane thing because
if you look at like you know, you're look at
a Delta jet, it's got a red on the right
wing and a green on the left wing, and maybe
it's the other way around. I should know this because
I'm a pilot, but that if they're from you know,
Neptune for example, or another galaxy for example, they probably

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would not put navigation lights on these UFO.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I did see those lights yesterday, so but.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Like both the jets, yeah, they're red and the green.
But I it was weird because I think the plane
was coming at me versus like across the sky, so
it was flying towards me, and I thought, that's strange.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Must be a plane. I didn't think, yeah, bro, bro,
that's a UFO.

Speaker 8 (19:31):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, right, exactly.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
But I guess they could have been drones, but they
were around a military base, which is seemed to be
where UFOs tend to gather. Huh, because I don't know
if there's like some event the carnival or something that. Yeah,
not really sure where the aliens gathered to, you know, right,
and this one. So they they were doing a shop
with a cop event at Walmart and a shoplifter showed up.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
So here's what happened.

Speaker 11 (19:56):
Between the Sheriff's department and police officers. About fifty uniform
persons now at the store. A member of the staff
at Walmart came up to us and informed us that
they had a shoplifting in progress inside the store. We
were able to see on video the suspect as he
was concealing merchandise. As we approached from different directions, he
tried to escape out the back of the store. I
think he was stunned. Fifteen officers at that point. You know,

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we had thirty forty marked patrol cars in the parking lot,
and when we found his vehicle was actually facing where
all of our cars were part so he would have
had to have seen them. It just didn't matter to him.
He was going to take the.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Chance shoplifting anyway. Didn't care for idiot coming up on
Dave's Dirt Day, we got a couple of things here.
First of all, you never knew Jelly Roll's real name,
You never even really thought about his real name. But
we have a bunch of fun facts about jelly Roll
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top one hundred songs of twenty twenty four from Rolling
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Instagram posts which are disturbing, and we'll cover it all
next on Dave's Dirt On kd WB, the Home of

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Christmas Wish, it is kd WB. I tell you something,
something something about Christmas Wish gets me in that holiday spirit,
you know what I mean. It's like Thanksgiving is over
and then as all of a sudden, you do Christmas Wish.
It's like, oh, it feels kind of like Christmas time.
So if you want to nominate somebody for Christmas Wish,
I want to help you out. I want to give
you a couple of tips to get your nomination. Number one,

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you do have to be in the Twin Cities area. Well,
what does that when we go to Hinckley, Probably not
go to Hinckley because we just don't have the Like
we're not gonna make college muscle movers move all the
way up there or try go all the way up there.
But here in the Twin Cities metro area, you know,
you're talking about Dayton, you're talking about the little probably Northfield, Lakeville.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
You know you get the idea.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, if you're not sure, send it in any way
and we'll take a look at it. Also, there's different
little boxes that when you fill out your request for
a Christmas wish, we say what what do you think
they need? And if you don't fill it in, I'll
be honest with you, we'll probably skip it because there's
a lot that do fill it in.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
So glad to fill it in. What do they think?
What do they need? Food?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Cleaning supplies, a new water heater, a new dishwasher, car repairs,
maybe they just need groceries and toys, clothes, whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Let us know.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
And then there's like a different one from different people.
So if it's like person number one, person two, three, four,
the more details you give us, the more chance your
wish has it being granted, and really that's it as
far as tips it is.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
I mean, it's pretty simple and straightforward. Just go online
and nominate and what else can the instructions? What else
can you do on that page though? Other than nominate.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Play wordle is you get a word on word kwb
dot com slash wish hard enough slash wish slash wordle.
You can donate, That's what I say. Course a feature on.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
There for.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
You love wordle I get it in three today. I'm
not going to brag or anything back order oh wow,
just to let you know. So, yeah, you can donate
on there too. It is tax deductible. Thanks to Youth
Lincoln they will be the recipient of a wish as well.
We do have I mean, this goes for a while.
It finishes out this week, so we have tomorrow and Friday,
and then we have all of next week and all
the next week, so you still have plenty of time.
We only worked about five days ahead, so we're done

(23:22):
until about the middle.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Of next week.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Ish, would you say, Jenny, Yes, okay, So go ahead
and nominate somebody or donate on KTIWB dot com slash
wish slash wordle, that's I made that part up.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
You're going to confuse people. Not really on there.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
We'll get to that holiday cheer stuff later right now,
Salacious Gossip with Dave's dirt on Katie w b. Britney
Spears says she just turned five and has to go
to kindergarten.

Speaker 12 (23:49):
That's my birthday. I'm not turning forty two. I'm turning
the five this year. I'm turning five years old and
I have to go to Too Curtain tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
I get that. She's like, Okay, it's my fifth.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Year out of my conservatorship and that's something we're celebrating.
But then she just takes a turn when she says,
got to go to kindergarten tomorrow out.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
And that's not her voice her voice is it. It's
just strange.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Why wouldn't you just say I would like to celebrate
my fifth year out of my conservatorship.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Because she's Britney Spears. Yeah, that's why.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Here is Brittany blaming the paparazzi for her having to
move to Mexico again in that little child voice.

Speaker 12 (24:26):
I'm not really sure why the paparazzi has me going
on a plane looking like em wearing a Jason mask
and doesn't even look like me. I don't know why
I have a torch in my hand, honestly, I think
my friend accidentally gave that to me. It really kind
of hurts my feelings that the public.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Just keeping an eye on her. I mean, she doesn't
have a conservator ship anymore. Is anybody keeping an eye
I mean I need somebody to keep an eye on me.
And I'm like perfectly, you know, mentally fit, I mean
not perfectly.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
She's not married anymore, is she She was and then
she's now she's not. But I feel like all the
boyfriends that she have are just kind of taking advantage
of her right.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
The last boyfriend she dated was someone who she had
hired to clean her house. It wasn't clean her house,
it was something where he was doing maintenance or something wrong,
and then she started dating him. So I think most
people who have tried to date Britney Spears have dated
her for taking advantage of her right.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I totally believe that one more Britney story is the
Fisher Price Little People collector set with four Britney Spears
dolls from her different videos. There's the flight attendant uniform
from Toxic as well as Slave for You Baby one
more time and oops, I did it again. And they
are little Fisher Price little people in a collectors set
called Britney Spears, but they are not for kids because

(25:37):
no kid cares about Britney Spears.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
They are for.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Adult women to collect or adult men to collect and
be like, I hope this is worth something someday, So
they are available at Target exclusively starting on December eighth.
Taylor Swift, of course, is always in the news and
she's wrapping up the airs to her this Sunday in Vancouver.
Ticket resale started one thousand dollar. I don't know how

(26:02):
they still I mean, this scalping is still a thing.
What are the face value of her tickets? Does anybody
know two point fifty? Are their tickets as low as
one hundred dollars? Or is every ticket like outrageously priced?

Speaker 6 (26:14):
I think I would say there's no way that anything's
less than two hundred at face value. I think even
the nosebleeds I would say that they're at least that much, But.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
I'm not sure because I didn't try to get any.
But how are they stopped?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
How are they doing nothing to stop scalping, because people
are buying them for two hundred or face value and
then resealing them for you know, five times that of
I'm out. I mean, obviously whatever efforts they make against
scalping is not working.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I think some people literally make a career out of that.
They go and they.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Buy tickets, and they find ways to buy tickets before
anyone else can, and then they resell them for for
like three times the price.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
They do that with sneakers sometimes too, like sneakers that
have a lot of hype on them before they drop,
sneakers that have probably been out for generations then stop.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
But people have won it forever.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
They'll buy them ahead of time and then of dollars
for like a two hundred dollars pair sneakers.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
You still got some beanie babies. I'm hoping we'll go
up in value. Oh yep. And POGs. If anybody wants
to buy my POGs collection, No.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I'll think about it.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
Hey, I'll pass here. Maybe there's someone else out there
who wants.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Someone want my POGs let me know. Uh.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
These are the biggest songs according to Rolling Stone of
twenty twenty four. Here is the number five biggest song
of twenty twenty four and the number four song of
the Year and number three, number four, number two, and

(27:40):
the number one song from Rolling Stone for the year.
Sabrina Carpenter is now single. So she broke up with
that guy that's got the Barry Keegan one that did
the naked dance in that what was Burn?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah Burn movie.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Here face kind of looks like a like a loaf
of bread that hasn't been cooked yet.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Okay, yeah, as he looks a little bit more like
he might have been in like a fire.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh now I will I read on People magazine. No,
he did catch on fire and then somebody put his
face out with a hatchet.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, I see, Yeah, that is a true. That is
a truth.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
I really think he's super hot, and I don't he's
un conventionally hot. He is, but he just gives off
the creepy vibes that his character plays in Saltburn. So like,
no matter if he's attractive in like a physical form,
I don't like the vibe.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
There's a vibe about him I don't like.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
No, I totally get that pair of horror flicks arrived
at theaters cannot compete against the three big blockbusters Mawanna, Gladiator,
and Wicked. It looks like Mowanna could do another one
hundred million this weekend. Rachel Zegler stars in a horror
movie conceived by SNL alum Kyle Mooney. It's called Why

(28:53):
two k. It is set on the night of New
Year's Even nineteen ninety nine. Now, if you were around
and old enough to remember, everybody thought that when all
the computers went from nineteen ninety nine to two thousand,
the world would stop. And it did not even come close.
There was like, nothing really happened. So there's that one.

(29:16):
Another one, called were Wolves, concerns a worldwide clad ecismic
event where a super moon triggers a world weir wolf
gene in humans. I saw the trailer for it the
other day and it actually sounds stupid but looks pretty good.
Think zombie movie, okay, but instead of zombies, people turn
to weir wolves. Wo and actually, thanks for your enthusiasm,
but actually it is actually looks pretty good. This is

(29:42):
not a happy story. But Cargill, which is the world's
largest privately owned business in the country, is laying off
four hundred and seventy five people here in Minnesota and
eight thousand people worldwide.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Wow a lot.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Oh, I'm so sorry any employee that's getting laid off.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Totally, especially around this time of the year. Yeah. Yeah, uh.
And today's National Cookie Day. Oh college, you know some today? Yes,
Jenny makes some cookies if they're not sugarcies. Don't with those.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
No sugar cookies from McDonald's, because when they got rid
of them, I was upset.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Those are so delicious. Make the sugar cookies from mcdonald'.
Go there, steal the recipe, and then make them at home.
Bring them in for us like an episode of SpongeBob
or something. Right now, the sugar cookie secret formula.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
I didn't even know McDonald's ever sold sugar cookies.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
So good. Please get cookies at McDonald's.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Yeah, look at this, dope boys, people who wanted to
get a mcflurry but the ice cream machines broken.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, you're so good at cookies.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Being of overeating, we are not the only ones who
overeat during the holidays. Your little dog and cat also
over eat. A survey found that seventy percent of pet
owners admit their pets get more, well especially dogs, get
more table scraps during the holidays than at any other
time of the year. I had a policy never to
feed Josie table scraps. Ever until about five years ago.

(31:05):
She was getting older and I said, ah, come on, now,
you cannot eat without that dog sitting there and sometimes
barking at you to give you a table scrap the pizza.
I got to bring this up again because it's so cute.
There's a trend on Instagram where you sit next to
your dog and then you call their name. So you're
holding your dog or they're right next to you on
the couch and you're going, Sparky, Come on, Sparky, Sparky,

(31:28):
where are you? Come on Sparky? And Sparky's like, what
the hell? Where what?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
I'm right where?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
I don't know how you search for it, but it
is on Instagram. Go check that out. Also see the
latest prank we played on vont leak yesterday with a
Haiti with a tape measure.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Did you recover? Okay, Well we'll find out tonight when
me and.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Check go check that out on Dave Ryan Show. And
I gotta tell you what an influencer this guy over
here is about.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Me.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
So I bought the thing that I saw on Instagrams
called box ballin' yeah, and it's a it's a a
red rubber ball about the size of a baseball, and
it's tied to a headband on an elastic cord and
you punch it and you box it, and it's kind
of like playing that old kid's paddle ball game with
the red ball in the package and you'll bump bump,

(32:20):
but you do it with your fists like you're boxing.
And they say it's a great exercise. Let me tell
you it is not a great exercise. There's almost no
energy expended during this, but it's super high like hand
eye coordination. I did it last night and I worked
it up to forty four times. Wow, four times. Susan
couldn't do it more than what I'm gonna be bringing.

(32:40):
She was terribly struggling. I'm gonna bring it in tomorrow.
See how you guys do. Anyway, a couple of people said, Dave,
you're officially an influencer because I went out and bought one,
and then the box bowling people actually commented on my
reel on instrument. They really did want the applause emoji
in the.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Style of mode.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Thank God you're here for us, and.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
There's an app here's something else that I learned. I
didn't know this. You can put your your phone, your
iPhone on your smart TV.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Did you guys know this? Yes? Well, in what way?
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
It's called screen mirroring, which I've heard of before, but
you can actually take everything that's on the screen of
your phone and most modern smart TVs you can stick
it right there and it becomes like a giant iPhone
on your on your TV.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
You didn't know that, Yeah, because you don't. You don't
have an iPhone. You have to do this. Yes, either
screen mirroring or airplay. It's just like car play, same
type of deal.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
You can, like anytime I want to watch the like
a home video that I have on my my thing,
you literally swipe with litterally two clicks and it's on
your smart TV.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
Did you know this, Jenny, No, I honestly didn't, But
I feel like I have old TVs.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
So yeah, it's very likely.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
But if you had a new smart TV and an iPhone,
you can put everything on your phone boom on your
on your TV screen.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
If you have a MacBook you can do it, or
an iPad you can do it with those two.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
That makes sense. All right.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
That is it for the dirt brought to you by
Nicolay Law Offices. Will be back. Jenny's been on Reddit.
What did you find on Reddit?

Speaker 6 (34:10):
Dave? In your life, you will have many opportunities to
keep your mouth shut.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Take advantage of all of them.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
That is a quote from a father, And we're going
to talk about the quotes that stuck with you from
your dad throughout your life.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Oh, I like it.