April 29, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Diving right into the Missing Dog episode of War of
the Roses. The dog goes missing and turns up in
a very strange place. Does that mean they're cheating? Not
the dog but the Yeah, the dog is cheating. We'll
do that right now. War the Roses on kd.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
W B, and it's brought to you by Ovo, Lesk
and Lenz.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Ready to spring the trap on cheaters. War of the
Roses on kd w B. I'm gonna let Vanessa tell
you the story on War of the Roses because it
is your story. And it starts with a little something
with an X and a little suspicion and then it
blows up. Vanessa, tell me what's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Hi? Yeah, Well I'm yes, I'm calling about my my
boyfriend Rob. So, my boyfriend and I have lived together
for about two years or so. So there's like a
little bit of a backstory with this. Before Rob and
I were to goether or Rob used to date this
girl named Ashland. So a couple of weeks ago, Rob
(01:06):
and I were at a party posted by a mutual
friend and a football party, and Ashland walked through the
door and so I we had no Robin, I had
no idea she was going to be there, but you
know whatever, like Ashland like knows these people as well,
I guess, so you know, it's not a big deal,
like everybody's passing. It's fine, she's there whatever. But I
(01:30):
noticed that Ashland throughout the whole afternoon was like checking
out Rob, like throughout throughout the game, and he'd like
get up and he'd go get something to eat or
go to the bathroom and she'd like look at his
butt or something while he was walking.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So it was just like weird.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So I was watching to see if Rob was also
looking back at her, and he did like a few times,
which is just like why why would you do that?
And so I talked to Rob about it after we
left on Friday was over, and he was like, oh,
it's like not a big like I didn't even notice it,
Like it's it's fine, like it was nothing like whatever
(02:10):
she was so long ago. I'm like, okay, like whatever,
and no big deal, I guess. But so I didn't
really think about it. And then two weeks ago I
had to go to Toronto for a business trip and
Rob stayed home and he took care aboard dog Andy
and everything was was fine. I mean, I don't even
(02:30):
think anything about it. And then on Saturday afternoon. So
I left on Wednesday and I was in Toronto and
Rob called me in a panic on Saturday because he's like,
oh my god, aunt got out and Rob couldn't find him,
and he looked everywhere and he has friends come over
and look, and he got on next door on the
on the app, the next door app, and he was
like nothing. And so I get back on Sunday and
(02:54):
Andy hasn't been found yet. And then on Tuesday we
get a call from a woman in Maplewood who found Andy.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh good, okay, so you did You did eventually find Andy.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, and he's fine and he's fine. But so we
live in a Noka. So in God's name is Andy
get all the way from Anoka to Maplewood.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, Because I mean, I'm thinking a no Noka is
if you're looking at the face of a clock, A
nooka is up here, weigh at about eleven. Maplewood is
down here at about three or so. Yeah, it's far away,
probably a good twenty minute drive.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Imagine if you're a dog just running.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And so it's kind of hard to believe how Andy
would get lost in a nooka show up in Maplewood
three days later. But what happened after that?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Okay, so we well, yeah, no, that's that's what I
thought too. So we go and pick him up, and he's,
you know, Andy's fine. But when we were driving after
we got Andy, I said to Rob, like, how could
he get so far away? And Rob, he was driving,
and he like visibly gulped, like it was like a
cartoon like he gulped, and he was like it was
(04:09):
almost as if it was like, oh, like his internal
like internally he was like, oh, like what why can
I tell her? So he said he said, oh, well,
maybe Andy got stolen from our neighborhood and someone drove
into Maplewood and let him go, which just sounds like
such both because ra I think what I honestly what
(04:30):
I think? I think. Rob went over to Ashland's house
with Andy, and Andy got out because believes or not,
Ashland lives in Maplewood.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
No, shut up, Yeah okay, so okay I kind of
expected that, but I didn't. That's too perfect. Okay, So
Ashland lives in Maplewood, you're out of town. He's got
the weekend free so he goes over to Ashland's house
(05:00):
in your theory and either spends the night or spends
the afternoon, takes Andy along because he's gonna be there
for a while. Opens up, the back door, opens up,
the front door, opens up, the car door, Andy hops out,
runs m I think, but now, you did you present
this theory to Rob or is this just a theory
(05:20):
between us and you and Katie WB Well?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I haven't. I haven't confronted him with this yet, But
I what other conclusion could it be? Honestly, like, how
how else could could Andy get all the way to Mapleod?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's so far I don't even think you need war
the roses. Honestly, this is a I mean you do,
and you can see what happens, But honestly, I don't
think there's any other good. It's too perfect. Yeah, but
then sometimes, I.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Mean sometimes it turns out different. I guess.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt,
but there's not much room for that.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Maybe this dog just got really fast legs.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Rob freeways, think about how he would have to run
across six ninety four, probably, I don't know, maybe Highway ten.
I don't really know the northern suburbs as well, but
he's got to run at least across six ninety four
four ninety four.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah, there's no way he'd have He had to be
somewhere else. He couldn't have been in Anoka, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
But then again, somebody, it is possible. Yeah, my neighbor
in Colorado, their dog was stolen. It was stolen out
of their yard. Heartbreaking. They never saw their dog again.
They don't know what happened to their dog. Sure, so
it's possible that somebody stole the dog out of the yard,
or the dog did get loose and somebody said, oh
(06:38):
look here's a free dog, let's pick it up. And
then they got home and then they realized, oh, we
don't want a dog, let's let him lose.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I mean maybe someone was just driving by, saw the
dog running, pulled over stop, grabbed the dog to save it.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
And then they lived in Maplewood area. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
But then if you care that much about dogs, you're
not going to just let it loose. Sure, that's true,
But then maybe he got loose again. Okay, yeah, yeah,
let's stalking. Here's what we can do. What we can
do is Bailey's filling in for Jenny. So we can
have Bailey call Rob and pretend that you're from you know,
the phone company or whatever, and you're giving the customer
satisfaction survey. You give him the survey and then you say, hey,
(07:16):
you want a dozen roses for taking the survey. Who
do you want to send roses to? And if he
sends them to you, that's good news, Vanessa. If he
sends them to Ashland, well that is not good news.
And we'll find out when we set the trap in
a second. It's part two of War of the Roses
coming up next.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Are they cheating?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I find out?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Part two of War of the Roses starts right now on.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Katie w B.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Bringing up speed on War of the Roses. It involves
a dog. The dog disappeared. The dog was found across town,
like thirty minutes away, yeah, a drive thirty minute drive away.
And so the dog was found in the neighborhood of
a girl that he used to date. So basically, Vanessa
was out of town. Rob is home with the dog Andy.
(08:07):
Andy disappears. Andy reappears three days later in Maplewood. They
don't live in Maplewood, No.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
They live in a Noka, which is way far away
from Maplewood.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
But who does live in Maplewood is Ashlynd, a girl
that she's been suspicious of him cheating with too big
of a coincidence. Yeah, so I think that we already
got the nail in the coffin.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It feels like it.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
But let's call Rob and see who he sends the
roses to on War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
All right, Rob, thank you so much for filling out
that survey.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Now, before we can send you these long stem romantic
red roses, we're just going to need a name that
goes with the card that comes with the roses.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
What name should I put on that card?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yeah, if you could put.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Okay, is it spelled like it sounds all right? And
then that card can also come with a short message.
If you want to include a little message, we can.
We can put that in there too.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Yeah, can you have it include school Viking School Vikings?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I mean we're a big Bikings fan.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Now I'm a little bit Okay, Well, I got some
thoughts going through my mind. First of all, you're gonna,
I mean, there's a bit of a shock coming for you.
Rob right now, because first of all, you're hearing a
strange voice on the phone. You were taking a survey
with this woman named Monica, and Monica is not a
real person, and we were setting a trap for you, right,
(09:51):
you understand so far? Right?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, No, I don't think you do it all. I
don't think you do it all, but I'm here to
explain it to you. My name is Dave, and I
work at Katie w B. And I was put up
to call you to give you this fake survey to
send a dozen roses to whoever you wanted to, and
you picked Ashland, and Ashland is the wrong answer, unfortunately,
(10:19):
the right answer. Who do you think the right answer
might have been? This is all fun, it's like fun
in games, it's like wheel of fortune. What do you
think the right answer would have been?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Vanessa ding ding ding ding ding. You saw the puzzle? Yeah, well,
and you're not going to be very happy when you
find out that not only you sent them to the
wrong person, but the right person. Vanessa is Eves dropping.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
On this call.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Oh boy, yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh hi Vanessa, you heard the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I heard the whole I heard the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And and you know that he should not have sent
roses because I say roses or roses and you're his girlfriend,
you live together, the three of you. You have any kids?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No, we don't have any kids. Okay, I think we're
going like I can't I actually can't believe it. Rob,
I told you, I told you that this wasn't right.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
They were just saying if I just wanted to send something,
I just wanted to send someone to a friend that
watched the Vikings, but you they didn't say it was
anything romantic. Rob, Come on, what do you think roses are?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Rob? Come on?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They can be?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
What else can they be? What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Friends before?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You haven't either both you've never sent me roses?
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Rob, I mean you, but who sends you roses?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Nobody sends me roses. I'm very lonely, I said school Vikings.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
That's what you say to a friend. You don't say
that so much trying to up with we're just watching.
We just watched the last game together.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
So so what you're telling me is that, like, and
you haven't seen Jason and while your college roommate in
a while, you sent him a twelve roses with the
with the note that says skull Vikings, because you want
to hang out like.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
What it was, it would be maybe it would be
something different than some roses that you know, if someone
was offering to send it. But yeah, it was just
you know, the season's over.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
All right and not a year. Okay, let you okay, Rob,
you know what. I love you, but I think you're
full of it. The reason that she's suspicious tell him
the big reason with Andy that you can't get past
Rob Andy.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Okay, So where we live, it's thirty minutes away from Maplewood.
Andy was got out, he was stolen or whatever, Like
how would he be able to cross freeways to get
to Maplewood? Like it's it's thirty minutes away and then
like three dozen freeways and it's like really dangerous, Like
how could he have done that without getting hit by
(13:05):
a car.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
The only way that.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Makes sense is if he was already in Maplewood. That's
the only way it makes sense. And I know that
ashleves in Maplewood. I know that I don't know her
very well, but I know that she lives in Maplewood.
Why why else would Andy be in Maplewood? Doesn't make
any sense?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Look, I just think you're you're rushing the conclusions. She's
not the only person thing to see or do in Maplewood.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Stars that are going to.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Maple And she could have gotten on a bus or
an uber. It's a whole bunch of different reasons.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Why Andy got on a bus or the uber. How
did the Andy took an uber to Maplewood?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
I don't know. You know, the animals can get in
you know what?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
All right, Okay, that's such a lie. You know that's
a lie.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
On I just think you jump into too many conclusions
and you're.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Trying to trap me in this and I'm trying.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
No, it's all us understand.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Well, then, what is the answer that Andy took a bus?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
No, it's just there's there's hundreds of different answers of
how the dog got all the way over to Maplewood.
I mean, you can't tell us.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
We won't. We don't know, but there is no Okay,
well no, he can't tell us. We don't know, but
it's pretty obvious or the way for him to get
there unless you've brought him there, And why would you
have know what? We don't know anybody else in Maplewood.
We don't know anybody else. There's no reason for Andy
to have been there. It's like not possible for him
(14:34):
together on his own. And the only reason for you
to be in Maplewood at all is because Ashland lives there.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's the only reason.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Rob come on again.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I just think you're jumping at conclusions and I don't
want to talk about this right now. I just think
we're or or is it not the place to talk
about it, to to think logically and rationally about what
could have been.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I love the fact that she said, would you take
a bus? Do you take a bus? The dog got
on a bus? Do an over went over to Maplewood?
War of the Roses on kd WB every Tuesday at
about eight oh five, and then brand new one every
Thursday seven thirty five, and then you'll hear it a
couple of times and you want to binge old episodes
there on the iHeart Radio app. Coming up next, super cool.
(15:19):
We're gonna talk to a woman named Jordan Why because
she was one of the International Cheer Champion team members
from the U of M and we wanted your little
backstory in say congratulations and then find out more about
Jordan and the team and the win and we'll do
that next on KDWB.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
The Dave Bryan Show on kt w B.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Picker to get Tuesday. Right now, we are about three
minutes late, but that's okay. We're still here. We're gonna
get you your chance for right now to pick your ticket,
and we're gonna make it easier to get through on
the iHeartRadio app because we're gonna talk for a few
minutes to one of the cheerleaders. Actually, I think we've
got Jordan and me of both on the phone. But
right now your job is to call six five, one,
(15:57):
nine eight nine kd WB and then you get through.
You're calling a number ten and we'll wait a little
bit for the iHeart aft to catch up before we
start to answering the phones. And then you had a
chance to pick your ticket, whether you want to go
see Katy Perry or you want to go see Halsey,
or you want to go see Tate mccraid, Jonas Brothers
the Weekend or Megan Trainer at the State Fair which
(16:17):
includes free fair admission. So I mean not bad, okay,
so let me in the meantime while we're waiting for
the phones, we'll give it a nice long time here,
So we'll make an exception on this one. Make it
a nice long time on the phone right now. World Champions,
International Champions, Cheerleader Champions. Jordan and Mia, Good morning, Good morning,
(16:41):
oh Innison. You I mean you guys have figured out Unison.
I mean, yeah, I One of the things I want
I when I watch some of the performances is like,
how much practice does it take to make it look
that easy? I'll start with you, Jordan, I mean, how
do you get timing just right? How does that happen?
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Yeah, we definitely spend a lot of hours cleaning is
what we call it. When we're matching, like every half
second of the movement and we'll sit there, we'll hold it,
we'll make sure everybody looks the same, and then we'll
run that session over and over and over, watching film,
going back. We spend a lot of time doing that.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, it's one of those things.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Me.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I got to agree that it's just it makes it
look so easy. It's kind of like when you watch
somebody really good play golf and then you go, God,
that looks really easy, but it's not easy. Mia.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Yeah, definitely, that's kind of our goal is to just
make it look as like seamless and easy as possible.
That's part of the magic, and I think that's one
of the really cool things about dance is that like
it is something that we make look so effortless when
really there is a lot of effort in training behind it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Tell me the official title, because we know the I've
been saying International cheer champions, But what is the official
title that you won just a couple of days ago?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
So we won gold in I guess it would be
considered world champions in the palm division.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, okay, you know those little things that I know
what palms are?
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Absolutely, yeah. And how long has this team in its
hole now been together? In its hole now?
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Our tickoff was about three hundred and fifty seven days ago,
and so that's when we first got together for the
first time as the team. We did some stuff to
prep for football games and stuff this summer, and then
we really started learning our dances and getting into like
the think of our season in August. So it's been
a long, extended season, but just so many great opportunities
(18:49):
came along the way, and we just didn't want to
be done, so kept going all the way to Worlds
and it was just yeah, so we've been together for
a while.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, so now that you won the championship, now you
get to go down to colversion, you get to sleep
late and blow off what happens next with you guys?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Right now we are about to start finals, most of us,
So we kind of came back perfectly in time for
some finals. And then unfortunately our senior is like joe
Be graduating and moving on, which is such a bummer.
But the rest of the team will start training again
in like mid July for next season.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay, so it just starts all over again. By the way,
here's my tip for finals. If you got a paper
to write, there's this new app called chat GPT, I
highly recommend that. No, well, congrats, tell me your experience.
When where were the Where were these championships? Where did
this did this take place?
Speaker 5 (19:47):
So it was at esp and world Wide World of
Sports and Disney World in Orlando, Florida.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
It was such a cool experience just being in an
international guy, and they were teams from all over the world.
I can't even remember how many countries, probably like fifty
I think it was.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah, it was just so cool to see everyone united
there for like the same purpose and just the reaction
people had to seeing us, whether it was like asking
for pictures or we traded like little gifts, so we
would give them like pens that said USA national team,
and they would give us pens from their country stance team.
(20:31):
But yeah, it was just such an honor just to
be in that environment and get to meet so many
people who have the same passions and things that you do.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That is so cool. I love that story. We're talking
to Jordan and me, just two members of the U
of M team that got the international gold at the
Cheer Championship down in Orlando. Do you still get nervous
before the performance and you're standing there, you're in position,
and you're waiting for your music to start. How are
you feeling, Jordan at that moment.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I think, even after eighteen years of computing, I still
always get nervous. One of my teammates a few years
back always told me that nerves and excitement are in
the same feeling, it's just how you think about it.
So I think it's more that excitement, But you know,
sometimes it comes in as nurse too. I feel like
when we're waiting there and we're just waiting for the
(21:24):
music to start. Like, I try to remind myself of
the people around me that I'm not doing it alone,
because they can feel like a lot of pressure when
you hear the crowd roaring and you look out and
there's so many faces. But really it's about the twenty
four other people that are there on the stage with
you and just knowing that you're doing it all together.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
And here's the cool part. Right now, there are twenty
four twenty five women on the team. Is that right?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
We have twenty four girls and one boy.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Okay, all right, that's super cool. I truly did not
know that. And right now this is going to be impressive.
Me is gonna name every person on the team? Ready, Mia?
Go oh, we just ran out of time, Miam. I'm
sorry about that. Mia, good luck on finals, and Jordan,
thanks for taking time. Good luck on finals, and we'll
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watch for to see what the team does next.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Okay, yeah, thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I love it. Thanks. That was super cool. I saw
that the other day and I'm like, what World Chat,
what World Championship? That's cool?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Man.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Her talking about being a team together made me want
to cry A little bit like.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Wow, they're all in this together.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I know.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Good emotional. All right, we got another winner on the
phone right now. This is for pick your Ticket Tuesday
on KATIEWB. And yeah, we had a little bit of
time between. They called a minute ago, but they've been
an old Elise is on the phone. Good morning, Elise,
Good morning. What have you accomplished lately? Elise? What has
gone on in your life? You have a baby, get
a new job, win some scratch tickets? What'd you do lately?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I actually just got a promotion at work. Look you
look but you yesterday. I'm very excited for it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I am excited for you too. That is awesome, or
at least the news gets even better. You're called her
number ten. Who do you want? Do you need me
to go over the list again or do you already know?
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Jonas?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Very good? Congratulations, A lease you're gonna go see Jonas brothers.
What's your favorite radio station? All right, we'll do it
again coming up at nine to five on kd WB,
and we'll do Dave's Dirt coming up next on kt
WB worldwide on the iHeartRadio app. Dave's Dirt on kt
(23:43):
w B. Well, here is definitely some that you don't.
Dirt is brought to you by six P one two
Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. There's a story that
we're not sure if it's true. It's probably not, but
it's on TikTok and it's really interesting, so I'll go
ahead and pass it along. So a woman told how
she her husband cheating with her friend. Her husband is
(24:04):
deathly allergic to bananas, so the woman bakes some banana
bread for her friend. Fast forward today and the hubby
goes into anaphylactic shock. They claim there's only one way
it could have happened. The friend ate the bread and
then kissed the husband, so he confessed from his hospital bed. Now,
(24:27):
even if it's not true, and it probably isn't, the
internet is eating it up and the video has one
point seven to a million likes in two weeks. First
of all, no, he just was in he was in
anaphylactic shock, I see, which is like a big serious
reaction of allergic reaction, I guess. But I mean, how
would they time it perfectly, like, Oh, he's on the
(24:49):
way to the house and she just happens to be
eating some banana bread. How did that. I mean, it
just doesn't sound very likely. But it's a great story
and I love it. MESSI mm hmm. Here are the
states with the biggest cheaters. So the most cheaters, and
here we go. According to searches on the Ashley Madison app,
(25:11):
which is for married people to look for people to
have an affair with, state with the number one most cheaters. Well,
let's start at number ten and work our way up.
By the way, we are not in the top ten.
New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Washington, Montana. I wonder why Montana.
That's interesting, Nebraska, Illinois, New Hampshire, North Dakota. Colorado is
(25:37):
by far the cheatingist state. There is the cheatist tameness
state that there is. Yep, all right, this is it.
Jack Black has a hit song. It is the shortest
hit song ever to make number one on the Billboard charts,
and it is called Lava Chicken. And I'm gonna play
the whole song because it's only like fifty seconds long.
Here we go. You ever wonder what happens when you
(25:59):
mix hot life and chicken. I did, and you're about
to find out. That's it. That's the song. That's a song,
that's crazy because one of the lyrics is Sizzeline. It's sizziline,
(26:20):
And if you are old enough, there used to be
a product that was called Sizzilene and it was fake
bacon and their slogan was move over Bacon. And I
just think it was interesting. They don't make it anymore.
Little fun fact, Tina Fey shoots down the rumors of
her being part of a Golden Girl's reboot. Here's Tina Fey.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
If this fooled you, you might be a boomer. And
if you're jen X and this fooled you, go to
a hospital. I would never touch this. This is too perfect.
The original is is those ladies.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Can't be touched.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Okay, I know people love that show, but I gotta
be honest with you. I've never seen a single episode
of the Golden Girls. Really, yeah, never seen one. No,
but it's cute now, I'm sure it is. You know
what show I love is Young Sheldon, which I stumbled
across it. It's on forty five in the afternoons like
five and five thirty, and it is just the cutest,
so well written show. And if you haven't watched Young Sheldon,
(27:17):
you want to have something to just like, you know,
delight you and relax with at the end of the day.
Watch it. It's actually really good. What I think is
about that show is I went off for what like
seven eight years, so seeing him his growth, like he's
a grown man now, but like when he started, he
was such a cute little kid. He was just he's
nine years old. Yeah, he was adorable. Yep. Willie Nelson turns.
I think what they say, ninety two years old today?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, ninety two.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Let's see stop me when everybody on the show recognizes
one of Willie Nelson's songs, go ahead and play it
and then say stop when you recognize a song.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
There it is okay. God, I knew it'd be in
there somewhere. Ninety two years old. Jerry Seinfeld's also good.
A birthday today, but I don't know how old he is.
Seventy one. I was going to say seventy two. That's
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to win at nine oh five, So don't leave because
your ticket is coming up. On KDWB
Diving right into the Missing Dog episode of War of
the Roses. The dog goes missing and turns up in
a very strange place. Does that mean they're cheating? Not
the dog but the Yeah, the dog is cheating. We'll
do that right now. War the Roses on kd.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
W B, and it's brought to you by Ovo, Lesk
and Lenz.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Ready to spring the trap on cheaters. War of the
Roses on kd w B. I'm gonna let Vanessa tell
you the story on War of the Roses because it
is your story. And it starts with a little something
with an X and a little suspicion and then it
blows up. Vanessa, tell me what's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Hi? Yeah, Well I'm yes, I'm calling about my my
boyfriend Rob. So, my boyfriend and I have lived together
for about two years or so. So there's like a
little bit of a backstory with this. Before Rob and
I were to goether or Rob used to date this
girl named Ashland. So a couple of weeks ago, Rob
(01:06):
and I were at a party posted by a mutual
friend and a football party, and Ashland walked through the
door and so I we had no Robin, I had
no idea she was going to be there, but you
know whatever, like Ashland like knows these people as well,
I guess, so you know, it's not a big deal,
like everybody's passing. It's fine, she's there whatever. But I
(01:30):
noticed that Ashland throughout the whole afternoon was like checking
out Rob, like throughout throughout the game, and he'd like
get up and he'd go get something to eat or
go to the bathroom and she'd like look at his
butt or something while he was walking.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So it was just like weird.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So I was watching to see if Rob was also
looking back at her, and he did like a few times,
which is just like why why would you do that?
And so I talked to Rob about it after we
left on Friday was over, and he was like, oh,
it's like not a big like I didn't even notice it,
Like it's it's fine, like it was nothing like whatever
(02:10):
she was so long ago. I'm like, okay, like whatever,
and no big deal, I guess. But so I didn't
really think about it. And then two weeks ago I
had to go to Toronto for a business trip and
Rob stayed home and he took care aboard dog Andy
and everything was was fine. I mean, I don't even
(02:30):
think anything about it. And then on Saturday afternoon. So
I left on Wednesday and I was in Toronto and
Rob called me in a panic on Saturday because he's like,
oh my god, aunt got out and Rob couldn't find him,
and he looked everywhere and he has friends come over
and look, and he got on next door on the
on the app, the next door app, and he was
like nothing. And so I get back on Sunday and
(02:54):
Andy hasn't been found yet. And then on Tuesday we
get a call from a woman in Maplewood who found Andy.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh good, okay, so you did You did eventually find Andy.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, and he's fine and he's fine. But so we
live in a Noka. So in God's name is Andy
get all the way from Anoka to Maplewood.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, Because I mean, I'm thinking a no Noka is
if you're looking at the face of a clock, A
nooka is up here, weigh at about eleven. Maplewood is
down here at about three or so. Yeah, it's far away,
probably a good twenty minute drive.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Imagine if you're a dog just running.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And so it's kind of hard to believe how Andy
would get lost in a nooka show up in Maplewood
three days later. But what happened after that?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Okay, so we well, yeah, no, that's that's what I
thought too. So we go and pick him up, and he's,
you know, Andy's fine. But when we were driving after
we got Andy, I said to Rob, like, how could
he get so far away? And Rob, he was driving,
and he like visibly gulped, like it was like a
cartoon like he gulped, and he was like it was
(04:09):
almost as if it was like, oh, like his internal
like internally he was like, oh, like what why can
I tell her? So he said he said, oh, well,
maybe Andy got stolen from our neighborhood and someone drove
into Maplewood and let him go, which just sounds like
such both because ra I think what I honestly what
(04:30):
I think? I think. Rob went over to Ashland's house
with Andy, and Andy got out because believes or not,
Ashland lives in Maplewood.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
No, shut up, Yeah okay, so okay I kind of
expected that, but I didn't. That's too perfect. Okay, So
Ashland lives in Maplewood, you're out of town. He's got
the weekend free so he goes over to Ashland's house
(05:00):
in your theory and either spends the night or spends
the afternoon, takes Andy along because he's gonna be there
for a while. Opens up, the back door, opens up,
the front door, opens up, the car door, Andy hops out,
runs m I think, but now, you did you present
this theory to Rob or is this just a theory
(05:20):
between us and you and Katie WB Well?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I haven't. I haven't confronted him with this yet, But
I what other conclusion could it be? Honestly, like, how
how else could could Andy get all the way to Mapleod?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's so far I don't even think you need war
the roses. Honestly, this is a I mean you do,
and you can see what happens, But honestly, I don't
think there's any other good. It's too perfect. Yeah, but
then sometimes, I.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Mean sometimes it turns out different. I guess.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt,
but there's not much room for that.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Maybe this dog just got really fast legs.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Rob freeways, think about how he would have to run
across six ninety four, probably, I don't know, maybe Highway ten.
I don't really know the northern suburbs as well, but
he's got to run at least across six ninety four
four ninety four.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah, there's no way he'd have He had to be
somewhere else. He couldn't have been in Anoka, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
But then again, somebody, it is possible. Yeah, my neighbor
in Colorado, their dog was stolen. It was stolen out
of their yard. Heartbreaking. They never saw their dog again.
They don't know what happened to their dog. Sure, so
it's possible that somebody stole the dog out of the yard,
or the dog did get loose and somebody said, oh
(06:38):
look here's a free dog, let's pick it up. And
then they got home and then they realized, oh, we
don't want a dog, let's let him lose.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I mean maybe someone was just driving by, saw the
dog running, pulled over stop, grabbed the dog to save it.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
And then they lived in Maplewood area. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
But then if you care that much about dogs, you're
not going to just let it loose. Sure, that's true,
But then maybe he got loose again. Okay, yeah, yeah,
let's stalking. Here's what we can do. What we can
do is Bailey's filling in for Jenny. So we can
have Bailey call Rob and pretend that you're from you know,
the phone company or whatever, and you're giving the customer
satisfaction survey. You give him the survey and then you say, hey,
(07:16):
you want a dozen roses for taking the survey. Who
do you want to send roses to? And if he
sends them to you, that's good news, Vanessa. If he
sends them to Ashland, well that is not good news.
And we'll find out when we set the trap in
a second. It's part two of War of the Roses
coming up next.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Are they cheating?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I find out?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Part two of War of the Roses starts right now on.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Katie w B.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Bringing up speed on War of the Roses. It involves
a dog. The dog disappeared. The dog was found across town,
like thirty minutes away, yeah, a drive thirty minute drive away.
And so the dog was found in the neighborhood of
a girl that he used to date. So basically, Vanessa
was out of town. Rob is home with the dog Andy.
(08:07):
Andy disappears. Andy reappears three days later in Maplewood. They
don't live in Maplewood, No.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
They live in a Noka, which is way far away
from Maplewood.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
But who does live in Maplewood is Ashlynd, a girl
that she's been suspicious of him cheating with too big
of a coincidence. Yeah, so I think that we already
got the nail in the coffin.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It feels like it.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
But let's call Rob and see who he sends the
roses to on War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
All right, Rob, thank you so much for filling out
that survey.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Now, before we can send you these long stem romantic
red roses, we're just going to need a name that
goes with the card that comes with the roses.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
What name should I put on that card?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yeah, if you could put.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Okay, is it spelled like it sounds all right? And
then that card can also come with a short message.
If you want to include a little message, we can.
We can put that in there too.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Yeah, can you have it include school Viking School Vikings?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I mean we're a big Bikings fan.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Now I'm a little bit Okay, Well, I got some
thoughts going through my mind. First of all, you're gonna,
I mean, there's a bit of a shock coming for you.
Rob right now, because first of all, you're hearing a
strange voice on the phone. You were taking a survey
with this woman named Monica, and Monica is not a
real person, and we were setting a trap for you, right,
(09:51):
you understand so far? Right?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, No, I don't think you do it all. I
don't think you do it all, but I'm here to
explain it to you. My name is Dave, and I
work at Katie w B. And I was put up
to call you to give you this fake survey to
send a dozen roses to whoever you wanted to, and
you picked Ashland, and Ashland is the wrong answer, unfortunately,
(10:19):
the right answer. Who do you think the right answer
might have been? This is all fun, it's like fun
in games, it's like wheel of fortune. What do you
think the right answer would have been?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Vanessa ding ding ding ding ding. You saw the puzzle? Yeah, well,
and you're not going to be very happy when you
find out that not only you sent them to the
wrong person, but the right person. Vanessa is Eves dropping.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
On this call.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Oh boy, yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh hi Vanessa, you heard the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I heard the whole I heard the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And and you know that he should not have sent
roses because I say roses or roses and you're his girlfriend,
you live together, the three of you. You have any kids?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No, we don't have any kids. Okay, I think we're
going like I can't I actually can't believe it. Rob,
I told you, I told you that this wasn't right.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
They were just saying if I just wanted to send something,
I just wanted to send someone to a friend that
watched the Vikings, but you they didn't say it was
anything romantic. Rob, Come on, what do you think roses are?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Rob? Come on?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They can be?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
What else can they be? What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Friends before?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You haven't either both you've never sent me roses?
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Rob, I mean you, but who sends you roses?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Nobody sends me roses. I'm very lonely, I said school Vikings.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
That's what you say to a friend. You don't say
that so much trying to up with we're just watching.
We just watched the last game together.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
So so what you're telling me is that, like, and
you haven't seen Jason and while your college roommate in
a while, you sent him a twelve roses with the
with the note that says skull Vikings, because you want
to hang out like.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
What it was, it would be maybe it would be
something different than some roses that you know, if someone
was offering to send it. But yeah, it was just
you know, the season's over.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
All right and not a year. Okay, let you okay, Rob,
you know what. I love you, but I think you're
full of it. The reason that she's suspicious tell him
the big reason with Andy that you can't get past
Rob Andy.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Okay, So where we live, it's thirty minutes away from Maplewood.
Andy was got out, he was stolen or whatever, Like
how would he be able to cross freeways to get
to Maplewood? Like it's it's thirty minutes away and then
like three dozen freeways and it's like really dangerous, Like
how could he have done that without getting hit by
(13:05):
a car.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
The only way that.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Makes sense is if he was already in Maplewood. That's
the only way it makes sense. And I know that
ashleves in Maplewood. I know that I don't know her
very well, but I know that she lives in Maplewood.
Why why else would Andy be in Maplewood? Doesn't make
any sense?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Look, I just think you're you're rushing the conclusions. She's
not the only person thing to see or do in Maplewood.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Stars that are going to.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Maple And she could have gotten on a bus or
an uber. It's a whole bunch of different reasons.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Why Andy got on a bus or the uber. How
did the Andy took an uber to Maplewood?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
I don't know. You know, the animals can get in
you know what?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
All right, Okay, that's such a lie. You know that's
a lie.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
On I just think you jump into too many conclusions
and you're.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Trying to trap me in this and I'm trying.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
No, it's all us understand.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Well, then, what is the answer that Andy took a bus?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
No, it's just there's there's hundreds of different answers of
how the dog got all the way over to Maplewood.
I mean, you can't tell us.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
We won't. We don't know, but there is no Okay,
well no, he can't tell us. We don't know, but
it's pretty obvious or the way for him to get
there unless you've brought him there, And why would you
have know what? We don't know anybody else in Maplewood.
We don't know anybody else. There's no reason for Andy
to have been there. It's like not possible for him
(14:34):
together on his own. And the only reason for you
to be in Maplewood at all is because Ashland lives there.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's the only reason.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Rob come on again.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I just think you're jumping at conclusions and I don't
want to talk about this right now. I just think
we're or or is it not the place to talk
about it, to to think logically and rationally about what
could have been.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I love the fact that she said, would you take
a bus? Do you take a bus? The dog got
on a bus? Do an over went over to Maplewood?
War of the Roses on kd WB every Tuesday at
about eight oh five, and then brand new one every
Thursday seven thirty five, and then you'll hear it a
couple of times and you want to binge old episodes
there on the iHeart Radio app. Coming up next, super cool.
(15:19):
We're gonna talk to a woman named Jordan Why because
she was one of the International Cheer Champion team members
from the U of M and we wanted your little
backstory in say congratulations and then find out more about
Jordan and the team and the win and we'll do
that next on KDWB.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
The Dave Bryan Show on kt w B.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Picker to get Tuesday. Right now, we are about three
minutes late, but that's okay. We're still here. We're gonna
get you your chance for right now to pick your ticket,
and we're gonna make it easier to get through on
the iHeartRadio app because we're gonna talk for a few
minutes to one of the cheerleaders. Actually, I think we've
got Jordan and me of both on the phone. But
right now your job is to call six five, one,
(15:57):
nine eight nine kd WB and then you get through.
You're calling a number ten and we'll wait a little
bit for the iHeart aft to catch up before we
start to answering the phones. And then you had a
chance to pick your ticket, whether you want to go
see Katy Perry or you want to go see Halsey,
or you want to go see Tate mccraid, Jonas Brothers
the Weekend or Megan Trainer at the State Fair which
(16:17):
includes free fair admission. So I mean not bad, okay,
so let me in the meantime while we're waiting for
the phones, we'll give it a nice long time here,
So we'll make an exception on this one. Make it
a nice long time on the phone right now. World Champions,
International Champions, Cheerleader Champions. Jordan and Mia, Good morning, Good morning,
(16:41):
oh Innison. You I mean you guys have figured out Unison.
I mean, yeah, I One of the things I want
I when I watch some of the performances is like,
how much practice does it take to make it look
that easy? I'll start with you, Jordan, I mean, how
do you get timing just right? How does that happen?
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Yeah, we definitely spend a lot of hours cleaning is
what we call it. When we're matching, like every half
second of the movement and we'll sit there, we'll hold it,
we'll make sure everybody looks the same, and then we'll
run that session over and over and over, watching film,
going back. We spend a lot of time doing that.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, it's one of those things.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Me.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I got to agree that it's just it makes it
look so easy. It's kind of like when you watch
somebody really good play golf and then you go, God,
that looks really easy, but it's not easy. Mia.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Yeah, definitely, that's kind of our goal is to just
make it look as like seamless and easy as possible.
That's part of the magic, and I think that's one
of the really cool things about dance is that like
it is something that we make look so effortless when
really there is a lot of effort in training behind it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Tell me the official title, because we know the I've
been saying International cheer champions, But what is the official
title that you won just a couple of days ago?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
So we won gold in I guess it would be
considered world champions in the palm division.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, okay, you know those little things that I know
what palms are?
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Absolutely, yeah. And how long has this team in its
hole now been together? In its hole now?
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Our tickoff was about three hundred and fifty seven days ago,
and so that's when we first got together for the
first time as the team. We did some stuff to
prep for football games and stuff this summer, and then
we really started learning our dances and getting into like
the think of our season in August. So it's been
a long, extended season, but just so many great opportunities
(18:49):
came along the way, and we just didn't want to
be done, so kept going all the way to Worlds
and it was just yeah, so we've been together for
a while.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, so now that you won the championship, now you
get to go down to colversion, you get to sleep
late and blow off what happens next with you guys?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Right now we are about to start finals, most of us,
So we kind of came back perfectly in time for
some finals. And then unfortunately our senior is like joe
Be graduating and moving on, which is such a bummer.
But the rest of the team will start training again
in like mid July for next season.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay, so it just starts all over again. By the way,
here's my tip for finals. If you got a paper
to write, there's this new app called chat GPT, I
highly recommend that. No, well, congrats, tell me your experience.
When where were the Where were these championships? Where did
this did this take place?
Speaker 5 (19:47):
So it was at esp and world Wide World of
Sports and Disney World in Orlando, Florida.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
It was such a cool experience just being in an
international guy, and they were teams from all over the world.
I can't even remember how many countries, probably like fifty
I think it was.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah, it was just so cool to see everyone united
there for like the same purpose and just the reaction
people had to seeing us, whether it was like asking
for pictures or we traded like little gifts, so we
would give them like pens that said USA national team,
and they would give us pens from their country stance team.
(20:31):
But yeah, it was just such an honor just to
be in that environment and get to meet so many
people who have the same passions and things that you do.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That is so cool. I love that story. We're talking
to Jordan and me, just two members of the U
of M team that got the international gold at the
Cheer Championship down in Orlando. Do you still get nervous
before the performance and you're standing there, you're in position,
and you're waiting for your music to start. How are
you feeling, Jordan at that moment.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I think, even after eighteen years of computing, I still
always get nervous. One of my teammates a few years
back always told me that nerves and excitement are in
the same feeling, it's just how you think about it.
So I think it's more that excitement, But you know,
sometimes it comes in as nurse too. I feel like
when we're waiting there and we're just waiting for the
(21:24):
music to start. Like, I try to remind myself of
the people around me that I'm not doing it alone,
because they can feel like a lot of pressure when
you hear the crowd roaring and you look out and
there's so many faces. But really it's about the twenty
four other people that are there on the stage with
you and just knowing that you're doing it all together.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
And here's the cool part. Right now, there are twenty
four twenty five women on the team. Is that right?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
We have twenty four girls and one boy.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Okay, all right, that's super cool. I truly did not
know that. And right now this is going to be impressive.
Me is gonna name every person on the team? Ready, Mia?
Go oh, we just ran out of time, Miam. I'm
sorry about that. Mia, good luck on finals, and Jordan,
thanks for taking time. Good luck on finals, and we'll
(22:14):
watch for to see what the team does next.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Okay, yeah, thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I love it. Thanks. That was super cool. I saw
that the other day and I'm like, what World Chat,
what World Championship? That's cool?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Man.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Her talking about being a team together made me want
to cry A little bit like.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Wow, they're all in this together.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I know.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Good emotional. All right, we got another winner on the
phone right now. This is for pick your Ticket Tuesday
on KATIEWB. And yeah, we had a little bit of
time between. They called a minute ago, but they've been
an old Elise is on the phone. Good morning, Elise,
Good morning. What have you accomplished lately? Elise? What has
gone on in your life? You have a baby, get
a new job, win some scratch tickets? What'd you do lately?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I actually just got a promotion at work. Look you
look but you yesterday. I'm very excited for it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I am excited for you too. That is awesome, or
at least the news gets even better. You're called her
number ten. Who do you want? Do you need me
to go over the list again or do you already know?
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Jonas?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Very good? Congratulations, A lease you're gonna go see Jonas brothers.
What's your favorite radio station? All right, we'll do it
again coming up at nine to five on kd WB,
and we'll do Dave's Dirt coming up next on kt
WB worldwide on the iHeartRadio app. Dave's Dirt on kt
(23:43):
w B. Well, here is definitely some that you don't.
Dirt is brought to you by six P one two
Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. There's a story that
we're not sure if it's true. It's probably not, but
it's on TikTok and it's really interesting, so I'll go
ahead and pass it along. So a woman told how
she her husband cheating with her friend. Her husband is
(24:04):
deathly allergic to bananas, so the woman bakes some banana
bread for her friend. Fast forward today and the hubby
goes into anaphylactic shock. They claim there's only one way
it could have happened. The friend ate the bread and
then kissed the husband, so he confessed from his hospital bed. Now,
(24:27):
even if it's not true, and it probably isn't, the
internet is eating it up and the video has one
point seven to a million likes in two weeks. First
of all, no, he just was in he was in
anaphylactic shock, I see, which is like a big serious
reaction of allergic reaction, I guess. But I mean, how
would they time it perfectly, like, Oh, he's on the
(24:49):
way to the house and she just happens to be
eating some banana bread. How did that. I mean, it
just doesn't sound very likely. But it's a great story
and I love it. MESSI mm hmm. Here are the
states with the biggest cheaters. So the most cheaters, and
here we go. According to searches on the Ashley Madison app,
(25:11):
which is for married people to look for people to
have an affair with, state with the number one most cheaters. Well,
let's start at number ten and work our way up.
By the way, we are not in the top ten.
New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Washington, Montana. I wonder why Montana.
That's interesting, Nebraska, Illinois, New Hampshire, North Dakota. Colorado is
(25:37):
by far the cheatingist state. There is the cheatist tameness
state that there is. Yep, all right, this is it.
Jack Black has a hit song. It is the shortest
hit song ever to make number one on the Billboard charts,
and it is called Lava Chicken. And I'm gonna play
the whole song because it's only like fifty seconds long.
Here we go. You ever wonder what happens when you
(25:59):
mix hot life and chicken. I did, and you're about
to find out. That's it. That's the song. That's a song,
that's crazy because one of the lyrics is Sizzeline. It's sizziline,
(26:20):
And if you are old enough, there used to be
a product that was called Sizzilene and it was fake
bacon and their slogan was move over Bacon. And I
just think it was interesting. They don't make it anymore.
Little fun fact, Tina Fey shoots down the rumors of
her being part of a Golden Girl's reboot. Here's Tina Fey.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
If this fooled you, you might be a boomer. And
if you're jen X and this fooled you, go to
a hospital. I would never touch this. This is too perfect.
The original is is those ladies.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Can't be touched.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Okay, I know people love that show, but I gotta
be honest with you. I've never seen a single episode
of the Golden Girls. Really, yeah, never seen one. No,
but it's cute now, I'm sure it is. You know
what show I love is Young Sheldon, which I stumbled
across it. It's on forty five in the afternoons like
five and five thirty, and it is just the cutest,
so well written show. And if you haven't watched Young Sheldon,
(27:17):
you want to have something to just like, you know,
delight you and relax with at the end of the day.
Watch it. It's actually really good. What I think is
about that show is I went off for what like
seven eight years, so seeing him his growth, like he's
a grown man now, but like when he started, he
was such a cute little kid. He was just he's
nine years old. Yeah, he was adorable. Yep. Willie Nelson turns.
I think what they say, ninety two years old today?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, ninety two.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Let's see stop me when everybody on the show recognizes
one of Willie Nelson's songs, go ahead and play it
and then say stop when you recognize a song.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
There it is okay. God, I knew it'd be in
there somewhere. Ninety two years old. Jerry Seinfeld's also good.
A birthday today, but I don't know how old he is.
Seventy one. I was going to say seventy two. That's
a dirt brought to you by six one two Injured
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dirt for now. We'll be back in a second. On KTWB,
there's a debate raging. There's a debate raging gorilla versus man,
and we're gonna tell we got to cover this because
we have some strong opinions coming up on this. Also,
ten minutes away from Pick your Ticket Tuesday, another chance
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