8am Hour - Who's Lying?

We play Two Truths and a Lie, talk Flat Stanley, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, which one was a truth and which one? Well
to truths, send one lie. So let's go over these again.
We got people on the phone who are trying to guess,
trying to guess these, Diane, Good morning. Oh wait, I
gotta push the buttons. There there we go. Hi Diane, Hi,
what are you doing tomorrow? This morning?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Diane, I'm heading into Where do you.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Have the fourth off? Or to get to work on
the fourth?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
I have it all day.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
We love too, We're so happy. Okay, Diane, here are
the stories. Then you can try to guess which one is,
which my truth or a lie? Drive it along. Cop
pulls up behind me, pulls me over. I'm reaching for
my licensed registration. He comes to the side of the car,
draws his gun, orders me out of the car, and
I was like, what okay, Bailey.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Story Mine was that I rear ended a car and
then when I tried to pull over to get their information,
they drove away. So I called the non emergency line
to turn myself in and the police told me to
not worry about it.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
And mine is I got out of a speeding ticket
by telling my little sister to turn on the water
works right before the cop came and be like, please
don't arrest my brother, and it worked.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, Diane, who's telling the lie? Dave? Okay, what things
you think that?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Because Billy and Bob had a little more detail and
they also see it very very much with their character.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Mine is the truth. It is the truth, yes, because
I was driving behind a semi truck full of stolen
cars all the way down the freeway and I didn't
realize it. How would I know it's full of stolen cars? Yeah,
they thought that I must be with the stolen car truck,
so they pulled me over, drew their guns on me,

(01:48):
and I told I've told myself whatever it is they
think I did, I know I'm innocent, so I was
just very calm and cooperative, little bit scared. But they
eventually realized that my VIN matched my registration matched my
ID and they let me go. And I think they
were pissed because they had wasted time with the wrong guys. Mind,
Diane is the truth.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
So it's between me and Vaant.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, thanks, Diane, have a great day. So now it's
between you and Vaughant.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, why lying?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Hi, Dorothy, good morning? Who is lying?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I'm gonna say that Vat is lying.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Why do you think Vaughn is lying?

Speaker 4 (02:29):
The story was very quick and it just seems it
just stood okay, not.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Enough details, felt it. I wonder if they do like,
you know, like investigative, like the interview, like when Bailey
is suspected of murder. Yeah, and they don't get enough
details or something. So maybe maybe it seems like a lie. Bailey.
H Let's start with you. Yeah, you hit somebody, They tore,

(02:59):
they left, You called the police and reported yourself. The
police said, just forget about it or your insurance rates
will go up.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Vaunt said that he got pulled over and he told
his little sister in the backseat, cry, so I don't
get a ticket. Very quickly, I said, you gotta do
this from you, gotta do this for me. Vaunt. Are
you telling the truth or are you lying? David, I
am telling a lie, a lie that happens to me. No,
you got it, Dorothy, you got it. I wish there

(03:30):
was surprised for you. But good detective work. You must
watch a lot of Law and Order and Joe Kenned
Homicide Hunter.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Right, I'm married to one.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Are you married to a detective? Police officer, I am
shout him out. Wow. Okay, So neither of you can
ever get away with lying. So you spent five murder
If you went down the casino and dropped part of
your one k playing blackjack and you're like, yeah, you're
lifted on the roof of the car. I don't know
what happened. He would know you're lying.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh my gosh, my brain is spinning. I'm like, what
can we do with a detective we've got We've got
a wife of.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
One on the phone right now. What are we gonna do?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
How exciting?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Nothing exciting?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Who killed John Benney Ramsey? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Ooh, like you know what? I would say, the parents knew,
but I don't think they did it.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I think they knew something. I think I don't think
they did it, but they knew something. You and I
are on the same page. Dorothy, was fun talking to you.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
You have a great day.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, So, Bailey, you actually were nerd enough to like
report yourself.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I did.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
I Well, I felt really bad because I hit a car,
and then I thought, well, but they left.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
But then I was like, well what am I supposed
to do?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
They left, but like, I still did something that was
against the law.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, but they probably did not have insure. That's what
the police officer said. Yeah, probably a felon on the lamb. Yeah,
and I didn't want to get pulled over.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Just messed up my license plate, so no real damage
to my car.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh all right, We'll be right back on KDWB on
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a great Pride weekend, whether you went to the parade
or whether you just you know, celebrated at home, or
whether you wore your rainbow crocks or whatever you did.
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(05:31):
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Speaker 2 (06:22):
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Speaker 1 (06:23):
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Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Lonni's our boss. Yeah, big guy, the big boss.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
I'll just say, every time you take out your little
wallet thingy, I put my hand out, you don't put
any money in my hand.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Nope, you don't need it.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
After all that I've done for you, What have you
done for me that I today?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
That's what I thought we would did Pride this weekend.
I had some great time at the Pride Rainbow Run
and everybody from DJ Rick to Jean and Marie who
was in charge of yoga, we just had such a
great time. I met. I'm gonna tell you a quick story.
It's just one of my favorite stories on KTWB. So

(07:09):
about twenty years ago, I was going through my mail
and I hadn't opened my mail in a long time
because a lot of it was just like junk and things,
and I didn't open it. And I looked in my
mail and there was a flat stanley. Oh do you
know what a flat stanley is? Yes, it's basically it's
a drawing of a person. And it was a little

(07:31):
like a little KTWGB man. I think he had a
mask on, like a bandit or something like that, and
said ktbd be across the front and it was about
the size of a piece of is sheet of paper.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Kind of like a gingerbread man bomp oh, kind of.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Like thatch And so this basically I opened it up
and it was from a little girl named Shawna, I think,
and she had sent me this flat stanley months ago,
months ago, hoping that I would take a picture of it,
and then I would send it back to her. Well,
I didn't open it because I wasn't expecting it, and
I just I didn't open it. So Shawna is her name.

(08:04):
So I opened this. I go, oh my god, poor Shawna.
She's a third grader and she's probably going well, everybody
else got their fled Stanley back from you know, Mark
Rosen or Don Shelby. How come I didn't get one?
So I said, oh my god. And I called the
school and I said, I'm so sorry. And I ended
up going over to see Shawna at her school and
I was their guest reader for the day. Oh, Shawna

(08:25):
was then in third grade. This was a long time ago.
I ran into her mother at the Pride five K. Yeah,
Shawna is now. She just graduated. She is a doctor
whoa of hodeology.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
And she is all grown up. Looks nothing like she
did in third grade. And she's a doctor of Wow.
And I just love our little history together with the
flat stone, yeah, and the reading and all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
And he ran into her mom this weekend, ran into
her mom, Carrie this weekend.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Oh, it was so cool. I was just so happy
to hear that that is cute. It was my favorite
story from Pride Weekend, nothing to do with Pride except
we were the Pride.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
See gosh ours mine and Vans are going to be
salacious in comparison, because we were excited to talk about
all the boobs we saw.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
There were so many.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
And I don't know if it's maybe it's both the
fact that it's now not lud to like have your
shirts off women and show you boobs, but also because
it's Pride and you know, people want to express themselves. Yeah,
we were walking the parade. It was Bailey I and
a couple of Street teamers and we were just walking
and we were on boob watch. We were on some
people when they saw us, Bailey and then just shook
jiggled a little so that we could they got our attention.

(09:31):
But it was really so cool seeing how many people
were just excited to see us, especially just as like
the newbies of the Dave Ryan Show, you know, because
sometimes you know, obviously everyone's always excited to see Dave
and see Jenny or see fallon.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
But people were so happy to see us there. So
we were glad about that.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
I was jealous because Bill the Bagpiper was there, but
he was later or earlier in the parade, so I
did not get to see him. But Tony was there
as we know and love Tony, Jenny's friend Tony, who
does all of the things here occasionally on guest starring.
Tony was there. I got to see him. That was lovely.
Who else was in the parade? Von, didn't we know

(10:07):
somebody else in the parade? Oh, he's on the phone. Okay, Well,
Alyssa was there, David, Okay, Alyssa was there. But I
did see as Bon's girlfriend. I did see Spider Man
at Pride. If you saw anything wild, kookie crazy, please
text in. At five three nine two one. There were
so many people and it was so hot and so
sweaty out. I was shocked that there was somebody in
a full Spider Man outfit, like a like a fancy

(10:30):
Spider Man outfit that's probably made a latex. I could
not have worn that. I would have been like that
all day, very human, very hot, very humid, a lot
of people in leather. Dave and I were discussing we
didn't quite understand those types of people, but you know what,
there's a thing for.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Everyone different thing for everything. One thing that I don't
get is the guys in puppy masks, And to me
that is creepy. Af like the furs and say it.
I don't know if they're furries or what, but they're
guys in puppy masks. And to me, it's like I
would not want to encounter somebody who was wearing anything
from a scream mask to a pig mask to a

(11:05):
William Shatner mask. To it, I would not want to
encounter somebody in any kind of a mask. But I
guess if a pupping mask is your thing, well, I'm
not judging. I'm only saying eegek.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I only saw maybe three of them and they were
marching or walking the parade with us, so I thought
they were mascots for something. But then Alyssa, as the
parade and eventually festival went on, was pointing them out
to me. She was like, oh, these are furries because
there's people with full on costumes.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Like that sounds super uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Now I'm comfortable warm.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, not only uncomfortable, but it was just so humid outside,
So I was like, how is this?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
How do you? How are you functioning right now?

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Someone did textan saying I saw a lady with zero
top on, bear boobs out.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Same the same I did as well, Dave.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Who did you run into?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Uh? Uh?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Lena's who at the Pride five K I ran into
Lina's Fenson who used to be on the show for
four years about ten twelve years ago. She her sister
came up. She's like, I'm Beth Andy's sister, and I'm like, yes,
you do. You get somebody on the phone here knows
about Shauna and the flat Stanley's Hello, Yeah, Hi, Austin. Good,
what's up, Bustin.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
When I was in third grade, my aunt she took
my flat Stanley on like on a world tour. She
took it to Rome, Paris, and then she ended up
at the Marti Gras in Louisiana and she did an
old scrap book you think for me in third grade.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wow, that's what you're supposed to do with a flat Stanley. Yeah,
is you're supposed to like take it along to Paris
and Rome and the Vatican her water, take a picture
with it, and take a picture with it. And so
your flat Stanley has traveled all over the world. Here's
a dumb question. Austin, do you still have your flat Stanley?

Speaker 6 (12:37):
I do. I still have this scrap book because she
got me an actual Marti Gras mask that she brought
back with it.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Cute.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I've never heard of that. That's so cool.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, I don't think they do it anymore.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
I guess if you have a third grade or second
grader or something, do they still do flat Stanley's.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, I don't know they should because.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I love them.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
My youngest is only three.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Okay, so you're gonna call us back in about five
years and tell us they still do flat Stanley.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
H Thank you, Austin. I appreciate it. I'm glad that
that is super cool. So anyway, I love the story
of Shawna. I will get those pictures on later so
you can see what Shauna looked like. Yeah, when she
was like eight years old, and now that she's twenty
eight and doctor. It's amazing. All right, we'll be right
back with you Can't make this stuff up and more
of The Dave Ryan Show next on KDWB. Hey, before

(13:26):
we get to it too, we were talking about flat
Stanley's a little while ago, and a flat Stanley is
basically it's a little drawing of a little man or
a character or a woman, and it's about the size
of a doll, you know, like a cabbage patch doll
or whatever. And then you give it to somebody and
they traveled around the world with it and take pictures
of it. And then it's like Flat Stanley has traveled
to Glacier National Park or Yellowstone or the Great Pyramids

(13:49):
or whatever. And so we said, do they still do
Flat Stanley's anymore? And we yet first grade teacher miss
Z is on the phone right now, Hello.

Speaker 7 (13:58):
Miss Z, Good morning, Dave Ryan.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
I can tell you're a teacher.

Speaker 8 (14:03):
You know.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I can tell you're a teacher because you perform instead
of going hello, am I own? No, Hello? Look at
the energy in you, miss Z. What's up?

Speaker 7 (14:11):
And every day I'm studying to become a principal.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Right now, Oh night for you?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, okay, tell me about Flat Stanley.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
So my little love bugs in first grade watched the
play Flat stan Leander a school, and so I said, okay,
let's do this as a read aloud. Well, I tied
it in so that over spring break they could bring
their flat version. So, for example, I brought Flat Midz
to the Luce when I went on spring break and

(14:42):
their homework enjoyment was to take a picture with their
flat miss Z and again it was like flat Lucas
for example, and they brought it to Florida. They took
a picture with flat Lucas, came back and then we
wrote a journal entry on it. I love put it

(15:02):
in their writing journals and we all shared it during
the morning meeting.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
We love this project.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
You know that is. I don't know if flat Stanley
is a thing in schools anymore, but they should bring it.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Back if it's because it was very actually very cool,
brings us.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
All together, makes mail a thing again.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
You know what you should bring back, miss is. You
should bring back dangerous monkey bars because when I was
a kid, okay good that in first grade?

Speaker 7 (15:26):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
We climb trees? Okay good? Because when I was a kid,
there were dangerous There was a merry go round that
you would spin and a kid would fall off every
week and get a concussion or break or collar bone.
And now it's like, okay, they got they got nothing.
I want you to bring back dangerous merry go rounds.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Yeah, God, I love that.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
To be a challenge.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Thank you Izzy, you have a great summer. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
You as well. Thank you KDW B.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
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Speaker 2 (16:50):
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Speaker 5 (16:50):
If you were retired, I would totally go on this
cruise fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Fun.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna go around like I'm saying, thirty thirty
k one hundred seven thousands.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Who if you want to, you know, stretch your budget
a little bit. There's an option for a shorter version
for one hundred and twenty six nights that only costs
one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
So I see, if I had the means, I would
totally do that because that's a novel experience. You're never
gonna get it again, you'll remember it, and especially like
if you're retired, why not?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
No, I could not.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I my family, my nana started going on cruises maybe
two three years ago.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Loves them now.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
She does that more than she drinks water, and she
wants a plan, like a seven day cruise.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Seven days at a cruise is a lot.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I've never been on one.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Cruises are awesome, but I would say I've been in
a seven day Alaska cruise before, and by about day
number six or seven, you're ready to get off. I
would say sooner.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
I would say, like day four, because like there's so
many things to do. Maybe if you're getting off to
do excursions like snorkeling, or go see whatever island you're visiting.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Maybe I could do so well, that's what you have to.
I mean, when you go on a cruise, you do.
Nobody stays on the ship the entire time. Some people
do if they're really boring or whatever. But that the
excursions are is like, oh, we're going to Cosamel or
we're going to Castaway k or we're going to Atlantis Resort.
You got to go in the short in ursions, is
Susan your wife want to stay on the cruise? Is

(18:10):
that what happened? I told you about that a couple
of months ago. She went on a cruise with her
friend Terry, and they went out and I don't know,
some dump port like Galveston or something like that. They
didn't leave the ship the entire time. I'm like, what
did you do? We just relaxed. I'm like, yeah, you
just drank.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
So I don't see why. I mean, like, yeah, I
would get off the boat.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
But like, it's the same thing as a beach vacation,
except you don't have sand.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
It's just a deck of a ship.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
But you're still listening to the waves the same way
and soaking up the sun.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
The same way.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Let us take this opportunity to plug the Netflix show
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like that, and it was going to go to the
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day number three, the ship lost all power, the toilets
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Speaker 3 (19:01):
I started it. It was so good that I watched
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Dave Start's coming up in a second. We got to
cover a lot of things from the Wedding of the
Century to somebody who says they're a better songwriter than
Taylor Swift. And it's all next on Dave's Dirt on KDWB. Also,
the Diddy trial goes to the jury today.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Anxiety. It's one of one point three KDWB. You get
a couple of things going on. First of all, mall
of America's mystery cards are back and they're bringing them
all or bringing them out all summer long and go
out and we give them away. Their little cars look
like a business card. Take them down to the Mall
of America. You get stuff. You get stuff like concerts
and you know, like I don't know, redeem them at

(19:42):
All of America. Maybe not concerts, but you know, like
your own store, your own kiosk at Mall of America.
It's kind of a cool thing.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
And it's kind of a cool thing.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
I'm looking forward to taking my family because my family's
coming to visit from Jersey this weekend or this week.
They came to Mall of America last year. We did
like the typical things, but I've.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Taken down the Sex World smart because you were at
Sex World over the weekend. I did because I have
to go one time at one time, never been before.
They're done. Now they closed, yes yesterday.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
That's my thing with any like business that closes like suddenly.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I don't they close a little too suddenly.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
They don't give like people time to you know, like
go and lay flowers at the altar.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Well, I mean nobody was.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
I think that's why they were closing, because nobody was
going actively at least to keep I mean.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
I guess that's true. Yeah, I mean people are like
buy no. The thing about going downtown Minneapolis. Downtown is fine.
I've never seen anything weird. Downtown is down there for
the Rainbow Run the other day. It's like, you know,
a bunch of normal looking people out for a run
or going to the grocery store. It's fine. But if
you live in Plymouth and you never go downtown, you're like, bye,
I'm not going down down, I'm gonna get shot. Like no, no,
you're no, Marge, You're not gonna get shot, you know.

(20:46):
Driving it into downtown, I was excited to.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
See the giant animatronic thing was back there, because I
thought they moved it to the gay nineties.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
But I guess so now.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
They moved it back when they announced they were closing,
so that when people were coming.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
By, I didn't know how long, and I didn't know
it was. It was like a ride you press like
star in. It rides like like an electronic little uh
like of the little horses that you ride when you
were dime.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I thought dime horses.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I thought it was just like a statute thing that
you could sit on. I didn't sit on it, but
I took a picture next to me. You wanted to, though,
I was tempted it's on my weekend of five picks
if our website wants to work every Yeah, but they
had sales like five hundred vapes for like twenty bucks.
It was kind of Wow World, Yes, like they were
trying to clear house.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I think that it's kind of like a lot of
brick and mortar stores. I mean, I don't know. I
hadn't been to sex World in twenty twenty five years.
But you buy all that stuff online with no embarrassment. Yeah, like, oh,
I'm going to get a dolphin. I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get a flesh like whatever. I don't need
to walk in and have the you know, the girl
behind the counter be like Okay, so I see you
wanted the dolphin. Huh do you want batteries in your dolphin?

(21:51):
They call over the loudspeaker. Can I get batteries for
this man's dolphin? This woman needs lope please. You just
ordered it on theline and there's no embarrassed Like the
adult films, there was like a rack.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
I thought it was in Blockbuster, just the rack of
no pun intended of a bunch of adult films on
VHS and DVDs, and.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I was HS yeah, past. Okay, so sex world is gone.
What else were we gonna mention? We did pride over the weekend.
That was pretty cool. Check out our weekend in five
photos and you can see the photos of me and
Alison flying our annual Daddy Daughter flight. It is on
Dave Ryan Show on Instagram. It is on Dave Ryan

(22:31):
kt wou'd be on Instagram and also if you want
to see every single one there on Dave Ryan kt
would be on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Yeah, and look out because two thousand and four is
the hottest year ranked number one.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
What's funny is in two thousand and four, I was
a little younger than you?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I was a little younger than you in two thousand
and four. How does that make you feel? Daily? Sad?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Depressed? Can I go home?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Right?

Speaker 8 (22:55):
That? No?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I found it was just math is right? No, No,
that math is not right. It's just a little old
or thing.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Oh okay, well perfect, So I've got something to look
forward to because two thousand and four is the youngest
year where you did look hot, because before that you
were just kind of like especially the one where you
have the little glasses and the blonde hair, not a
good look for you. You've never had blonde hair, Yes
you did, Yes you you had frosted tips.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Don't lie frosted tips.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Everybody had frosted tips in nineteen ninety blonde baby, everything
all right, Let's do Dave's Dirt on KDWB keeping our
finger on the pulse of Tinseltown. Dave's Dirt on kd
W P A lot of stuff going on on Dave's dirt.
This is Matt Healey, who used to date Taylor Swift.

(23:40):
Now he's at Glastonbury, which is a big music festival,
and it seems like he's thrown a little shade at
Taylor Swift during this by saying that he is the
world's greatest songwriter. Tolt me out of the.

Speaker 8 (23:49):
Best, so I'm probably the best.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
So I have my generation the best.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Let me say a poet plays gentleman's why.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I think he's joking, because nobody is. He's definitely not.
He's a good songwriter. Is he a great songwriter? Not
a great song.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Also, I didn't realize that was his voice. It sounds
like made up, sounds like a cartoon.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are officially married. They had
like a three day wedding extravaganza with a ceremony, a reception,
and an after party. And honestly, it was just like
a bunch of celebrities there. Apparently Kim Kardashian was quote
throwing herself at Tom Brady and laughing at everything. Yeah,
laughing at everything that he said. But he was up

(24:38):
in arms with a swimsuit model named Brooks and Nader
and Sidney Sweeney, who I know and love. But Sidney
Sweeney was also seen with Orlando Bloom who is now single.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
He's no longer with Katie Perry.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
It was it was very much so a musical chairs
of who's single and a lot of random rich famous
people like Oprah and like the entire Kardashian clan, just
like all there.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
It seemed very strange.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
It was kind of like it's just like a celebrity event.
It was much more than that. He was a big
celebrity event.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah, there's a gossip guru saying that Hailey Bieber and
Justin Bieber are officially done because it seems like they're
just not in a good place. Sources say that their
six year marriage is ovah Ova and soon representatives apparently
will release the official notice. We can expect to hear
about the quote need for privacy during a quote difficult time. Well,
the couple quote focuses on co parenting their son, who

(25:29):
isn't even old enough to walk yet.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I think, like maybe a year old. I'd forgotten they
had a kid. Yeah, I really did, not that they
follow them very closely. But I still feel bad for
Justin Bieber. He just seems like a sweet kid who
got caught up in the ugliest industry there.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Is, and it ate him up a lot.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
He kind of did did He? Trial deliberations start today
Week number nine could be the last one. The judge
will give the jurors their instructions before they begin deliberations.
Did He's defense team spend most of Friday's summerrizing. Basically,
you didn't prove anything that we're guilty of sex trafficking
and racketeering. There's no proof. At the end of the
four hour closing statement, his attorney urged the twelve jurors

(26:07):
to acquit Diddy. He is not a racketeer, He is
not a conspirator to commit racketeering. He sits there innocent,
return him to his family. The defense attorney told the
jury that free coughs are not illegal. You want to
call it swingers, you want to call it threesomes, whatever
you want to call it, this is their lifestyle. I
don't don't think by any stretch, this is the only
man in America making homemade porn. Doh, we'll see what happens.

(26:32):
I mean, it's a decent defense by saying nothing happened.
You didn't prove anything, because I think it approved. Remember,
it's not behind the shadow of a doubt. A lot
of people think it's going to be beyond the shadow
of a doubt. It's beyond reasonable doubt.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
And I know that there's way more like involved in
making a verdict, and i'd like, I'm interested to see.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
What happens with that one.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
There's also another case that a judge is looking at today.
It's Taylor Swift's stalker case, which we talked a lot
about when it first came out, and apparently today a
judge is considering making her restraining order against this one
guy permanent.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
His name is Brian Jason Wagner. Yeah, and apparently.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
He duped people into issuing him a driver's license with
her address on it, and then tried to forward her
mail to his house in Colorado, which is such like
a weird choice to do. But what she said was
Brian Jason Wagner made various statements about living at my
property which was not true, being in a relationship with

(27:34):
me not true, believing I'm the mother of his son
not true, just sick and needing to see me in person,
all of which are untrue and disconnected from reality.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
So she happened to a guy like that, Well, what.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
She's hoping for is a permanent restraining order, so we'll see.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
But like that just still seems like crime, you.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Know, Yeah, that he violated again and again and again.
Then what should happen?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
So they like, oh, now we're really share you know you?
I mean, I meant it. You can't do that, yeah,
I mean it?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Now?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
So what should happen to the guy?

Speaker 5 (28:05):
I mean, it's so weird again because I think, like, oh, well,
he should go to prison for that.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
But he's obviously sick. Do you use that sickness as
an excuse to excuse his behavior? I say no, No,
people like.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
That kill people, right, I mean, I mean plenty of.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
People are you know, quote unquote sick and don't commit
crime period, Like you could just be kind of a
kooky guy without committing a crime, and he's I mean,
even though yeah, I guess you know, having a faulty
license probably won't land you in prison, but it's the
intent behind it which feels like it should be a
prisonable offense but probably isn't.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Movies this weekend, f one the movie was out. There's
number one this weekend. It costs about three hundred million
dollars to make. It's now made about fifty five million,
so not a bad start. I saw it this weekend
at the Eden Prairie Imax and it was good, but
by no means wasn't great. Although the people that I
sent next to the guy turned to me after it
was over and he said, wasn't that a great movie?
And I wasn't gonna be like yeah, okay, so like,

(29:04):
oh my god, yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Are you talking to me?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Just he's reacting?

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
How to Train Your Dragon was number two, Elo the
Disney flop was number three, Megan two point zero, which
I kind of want to see, was number four, and
twenty eight years Later, which I've not heard good things about.
Oh really, yeah, wanted to go see it, but it's
like the zombie movie. And I've liked the first couple
of ones, but I haven't seen that one.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
There are rumors that there might be working on a
Final Destination seven to I know that's me and Dave's franchise.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Right there with one.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
But it proved to be successful.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
I think it killed it in the box office and
it's like, yeah, no pun intended.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
And what is your favorite death scene in Final Destination?
And I don't mean like individual, but I mean the
catastrophic scene. I would say the catastrophic scene from the
Space Needle and the latest one is my favorite catastrophic
Final Destination.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Don't get too detailed because I will be scared.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
No, the race The race one is really the race
track plane crash.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah, but it's so like that's the go to because
it's the first one. I think the race track one
is so like, oh, it wasn't expecting this to happen,
So that's my favorite. Did you guys see over the
weekend Beyonce was doing a show when she had like
a technical difficulty. She does this thing where she's like
cruising in the flying car above the crowd. It's like
a red convertible.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
It makes me think of the Wiggles right away in
a big red car.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
But the harness started to like tip over and she
was dangling, and the audio from it just kind of worrisome.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Stop, Oh, what's happening.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
She's not the concert.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
This is not normal.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I want to thank y'all's.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Yeah, the video was like you can see the car dangling.
She I mean, she's fine. Her team released a statement
later and was like she was quickly lowered and no
one was injured, and then the show continued.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
She also released the statement and said Richard in Special
Effects is fired. F y r e ed fired.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
I like that. She said at the end, like you
guys would have catched me.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
That's I catch you caught whatever.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I don't know if she catched me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Do a Lipa is in the dirt today. She's honoring
Shinad O'Connor with nothing Compares to You a cover. Here's
du Alipa. Will Smith seemingly calls out Chris Rock in

(32:02):
a new freestyle. He's doing something for Apple Music's Fire
in the Booth series, And let's listen to the lyrics here,
because remember the slap was a couple of years ago
where Will Smith got up on stage and slapped Chris
Rock hard. Here's a little clip.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
And I am too grown to play childish games. But
you're talking crazy out your face up on the stage
and disrespect me on the stage. Expect me on the stage,
choker out cried out, when it's time to take.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
It, city full of real ones. Wasn't raised to fake it.
So he said, disrespect me on the stage. Yeah, he said,
you're need to disrespect me on the stage. I'm gonna
come on the stage. I just don't understand you've walked
up on the stage. You're not the victim.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I mean, I guess, I guess because Chris Rock said
something about Jada Wilson.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh well absolutely yeah. He was making fun of her
hair and making fun of like, you know, the all
the different things and and I guess she's got heellopecia.
But remember she's got like a ball in his hair.
Lost kind of a problem. And Will Smith, you know,
it's already been debated, were debate it again, but you know,
he walked up and he slapped him, and so many
people thought it was staged because he's so surreal, and

(33:08):
I'm like, no, it was stage, Chris Rock leaned forward
into the slap. It was staged, But no.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
You're analyzing the footage kids football.

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