May 1, 2025 • 32 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Roll back.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
It's a throwback.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Three sucks in the radio show on KTWD.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Pop in the KDWB way back Machine, and buckle up,
yeah baby, here we go. Let's go back to two
thousand and fifteen, ten years ago and do the movies
and the songs and the TV shows. Let's start off
with the songs that were big or nuts song. We'll
say the songs for last. Let's do the top TV
shows from two thousand and fifteen. Top TV shows Line
(00:29):
of Duty, number two, Grim and the number one TV
show this week in twenty fifteen, Chicago Fire.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
What Up?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Listen?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Okay, Let's go to the movies. Here we go this
week in twenty fifteen, Number three, Furious Seven, number two
The Age of Adeline and number one Avengers, Age of
Ultra Trillion.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
They really didn't take everything from me. You set the terms,
you can change them, all right. And songs on KTWB.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
The number three song on KTWB this week in twenty
fifteen was, the number two was and the number one
song on this date in twenty fifteen. Kind of a downer,
to be honest about a great song. It's Charlie Pooth
and Whiz Khalifa. On the Throwback Threesome. It's taking a
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break from the Throwback Threesome to go to Jenny kdwb
Instagram and watching Bailey eat what we call the breakfast
of Champions. Now, I'm not going to reveal what it is.
I will only say you eat like a fifth grade child,
and like a fifth grade child was turned loose in
mom and dad's house with no supervision for a week
while they went to the casino.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, you're in Vegas. Okay, now you make sure that
you eat healthy. I got some left overs in the freezer.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
There's some fruit, bananas and oranges and basket on the cupboard.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Make sure you eat healthy. Okay, sure? Yeah, Mom and Dad?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, mom Mie, I think it's a it's trauma because
I grew up in a trauma is trauma because I
grew up in an ingredient household. So if we told
my mom, yeah, yeah, she'd be like, well, we have
all the ingredients to make a salad, and we're like,
what the heck.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So that's why I'm eating some.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
More breakfast the champions. Go check that out all right.
By the way, we are on Instagram. That's Jenny Kat.
Would you be Bailey on air vont leak l e ak,
Dave Ryan KT, will you be? And then Dave Ryan
show back to the action on the throwback threesome. Where
were you fifteen years ago in twenty ten?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Were you in school? Had you had your first baby yet?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Maybe you graduated that year, Maybe you started at the
Stavis that year, whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Let's go back to twenty ten.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
First of all the big TV shows from that year,
Let's start off at number three CSI Crime Scene Investigation,
number two. Desperate Housewives was still a thing in twenty ten,
but the number one TV show.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I was wondering if you could maybe teach me a
little physics, a little physics.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
There's no such thing.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Physics encompasses the entire universe, from quantum particles to supernovas,
from spinning electrons to spinning galaxies.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Yeah, okay, cool, I don't need the PBS special name
that show.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Maybe that is the Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yes, yes, By the way, watch Young Sheldon Afternoons on
forty five at five and five thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It is such a charming little show.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I just love it. It is like they're eating it up.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I just love it. All right, let's go to the movies.
Number three movie from this week in twenty ten the
blind Side, Number two Alice in Wonderland, and number one
was this movie Avatar.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
If you love your little forest friends, why not let
them just kill me? What's the thinking? Do you have
a strong heart? No fear?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I never saw I have a talk to you guy. Yeah,
it must have been good. You will talk about it, Okay,
people do. Let's go to KDWB. The number three song
on the radio on this date in twenty ten was.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
The number two song from Rihanna and the number one
song Wherever You Were in twenty ten on KDEWB was
this one from Bob and Bruno Mars on KDWB. Number
one on the throwback threesome Beautiful. That is the throwback
three some number one song from this year this date
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in two thouy ten. Let's go to Star Party in
twenty ten?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Who was there?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oh? Do you remember?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I had to look it up. Tyo Cruz was there?
Tyo Cruz? Is he dote?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
I've never done.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
A break break your break break?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, dynamite, Yeah, dance dance, Dance, Dance.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
That's one of the best songs.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Also there Bob was at Star Party and Kesha was.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
At Star Wow.
Speaker 9 (05:17):
What a great Star party. That's like three really good.
Well just once we have written down there, so really cool.
Maybe you were there.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
I was not there, but I do have a Facebook
my marine that says heading down to Madtown Mifflin woo
is what my Facebook stata said.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You went back to twenty ten to fight out what
you said.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Mifflin Ye.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Mifflin was a big block party that I don't know
if Madison still does it, but it was kind of
to celebrate finals coming along, and I don't know why
it was allowed.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
It was just.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Underage drinking everywhere and you just they blocked off.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
In Wisconsin.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
I went every year, every single year. I went to Mifflin.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Miflin is what it's called, and I think that was.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
The street name.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
So it was just like a big block party of
a huge houses and you could.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Do whatever you wanted.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
You could drink, and you could never find a bathroom
to use though, because people wouldn't let you in.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Their house.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Streets.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
That's exactly what we all did. I watched a guy
squat and take a poop one time, and you want
to know what's disgusting about it?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Everyone?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
What's disgusting about it?
Speaker 6 (06:27):
One of those little like I'm going to get the
name wrong. Is it a gazebo that has like you'd
have it in your backyard. So it was in the
middle of a gazebo in this courtyard, and all of
a sudden I look over and he just squadded down
taking a big old poo, and everyone's.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Like, are you serious?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Yeah, because he was like our all star hockey athlete
who went on to play college and do all this stuff.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
So everyone thought it was great. Let me tell you,
if I would have.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Done that, they would have been like, ew, get her arrested,
get her.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Wow, he can get away with it because he plays
good stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Jenny, No, I.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Don't want I'm truly truly done with your stories. No,
I'm truly done with the story. I could go to
Banny and she'd be like, yeah, we were in a
cat on a hot tin roof that year. Oh I
wish I was actually in a play that year. It
was called Dogs. He's got no ess of a teenage blockhead.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Nobody cares. Nobody can dog Dogs. We'll be right back
on kat coming up.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
The Number One Songs TV show and movies from two
thousand and.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Five was four years old.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Actually, on this date in two thousand and five, you
were three, Yes years.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
We'll do it coming up next on kd WB on
YouTube and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
It's one on one point three kd w B.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
All right, let's get back to the throwback threesome on KDWB.
We're all the way back in two thousand and five,
twenty years ago this week, what was the top TV shows? Well,
number three was Date My Mom. Number three, Meet the Barkers.
I don't remember any of these.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Meet the Barkers was with Travis Barker and his now
ex wife.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
I loved that show because I love blank one aby two.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
And the number one TV show on this date in
two thousand and five is.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Desperate Housewives.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Goot, I didn't know.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
You came here.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Every Thursday, count six fifty bucks in my pocket, patch
me in the button and tells me.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Not to come home till I blow it.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Or double it.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I was sew into that show when it was new. Yes,
Westeria Lane, remember, yeah, they.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Were just they just had an interview with Eva Longoria
asking if the cast would come back for a reboot.
And she said that a lot of the cast would. However,
the creator does not want to. He says he's exhausted
every storyline. He's like, we can't do anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Okay, yeah totally, And you know what, that's smart to do,
rather than bring back kind of a dud. Movies Number
three on this date in two thousand and five, twenty
years ago, Robots number two Hitch was that Will Smith
Yeah okay. And number one was the follow up to
a really good movie that wasn't quite as good. It
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was the follow up to Meet the Parents. It was
called Meet the Fokkers.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
War, Baby War.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Your body is talking to me. It's hungry for I
can feel it.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Unleash the scientist. Stop him. I am not hurting him,
I am helping him.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Funniest line from Meet the Parents was you can get
a whole bunch of moms.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Because he tells it all the time, I don't know
how you can forget.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Jenny's He's he's in the pharmacy. So what's the guy
Ben ben Stiller. He's in the pharmacy and he's trying
to buy some champagne. And it's a pharmacy and they
only have moms, which is like garbage three ninety nine
a bottle and the guy behind the counter is like
this fat doofy looking guy, and Ben Stiller's like, do
you have anything like more expensive? And the guy goes,
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you can get a a whole bunch of moms. Shut up,
all right, let's move on. Thank you, Bailey.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I'm not sure what you're laughing about, sly laughing. Well,
first time.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Laughing at you going a whole bunch of moms. You
were laughing at yourself.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I was, yeah, and then the off. Let's get on
to KTWB. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Songs that were big on this date in two thousand
and five. Number three, Kelly Clark said. Number two song
on this date in two thousand and five is when
this song was number one on k d WB on
the throw Back Threesome. Number one song on this date
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exactly twenty years ago on the throw Back Threesome, What'llbe
It took you back. Songs are like a time machine.
You can sit there. Somebody said that they were listening
to the Uptown Funk that song Uptown Funk a minute ago, Yeah,
and it took them back to the first day they
dropped their kid off at daycare and then trying on
the way out. Because this song is like a time machine.
This song never changes. I mean, the song never changes.
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If you listen to Sugar by Maroon five back when
it was new, it is the same song today. So
restaurants will change, streets will change, your home will change.
Your partner gets fatter and uglier every year, okay and.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Then, But songs never changed. So that's one of the
cool things about them.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Let's do the daily Bailey Bailey.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Today is Mother Goose Day. We are all familiar with
Mother Goose. But did you know that these simple rhymes
weren't actually written for children.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I know, for the most part, all the nursery rhymes
were composed by peasants in an exercise of solidarity. So
I have four Mother Goose Goose rhymes and I've decoded
them for you for what they actually mean.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
So Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater had a wife and couldn't
keep her. He put her in a pumpkin shell and
there he kept her very well.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
So it's pretty straightforward in his creepiness.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
The gist of it is that he's an overbearing man
who needs to find a way to control the appetites
of his wife suggested that they.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Were the time.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Yeah, don't they say, Most nursery.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Rhymes are actually pretty dark.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah yeah, these are pretty dark. Yep.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So this next one is a ring around the rosy
pocket full of posies ashes ashes, we all fall down.
This rhyme has its origins in the bubonic plague, where
they would put sweet smelling herbs or posies into the
like pouches into.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Your like, you know, your dress.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, so you wouldn't smelk as you're rotting, which is gross.
Ashes ashes refers to the cremations of bodies, and we
all fall down as a euphemism for the staggering death rate.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Goshh and I'll give you one more hair.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Humpty dump Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty
had a great fall. All the king's horses and all
the king's men couldn't put Humpty to other again. So
he's usually illustrated as an egg, but historians think he
was actually a deadly cannon and during civil a British
civil battle, Humpty Dumpty was seized by the opposing sides
and when soldiers tried to use the cannon. The loyal
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weapon shattered and they couldn't put it back together.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So the great story, if it's true.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I hope all of these are true, honestly, make it
more exciting.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Coming up next to the old woman who lived in
a shoe, that is one of them. She had so
many children she didn't know what to do, so she
gave them some broth without any bread and whipped them
all soundly and put them to bed.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yes, I think that one's just I feel like that
was pretty straightforward. That was pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Though.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, okay, kids, you get you get a little broth,
no bread. Okay, line up for your whipping, and then
go to bed. Okay, we'll be right back on. Katie W. B.
The Dave Ryan Chip English is a crazy language. We
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have the biggest vocabulary of all the world's languages. Did
you know that we did it with the biggest more
words and more varieties. There's more than a million words.
It is generated boundless libraries of literature. But we are
a crazy language, the most loopy, wiggy and wifty of
the tongues. According to this article, Well loopy, wiggy and wifty.
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So here's some examples. A near miss, A near miss. Oh,
it was in the the I don't know, the asteroid
came by. It was a near miss. No, that would
actually be a near collision. So a near miss is
that nearly missed. So but we'll say a near miss
because we're wiggy.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
That because we're wiggy and wifty.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I could care less. Well, if you could care less,
then you must care at least a little bit. What
you really mean is I couldn't care less, right, Okay?
That movie kept me literally glued to my seat. People
over use the word literally all the time, including me. No,
you figuratively were glued to your seat. You were not literally.
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I am literally going to eat this entire cow. Wow,
No you're not. You're going to literally eat part of
the cow.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Billy.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Weren't you going to eat something yesterday that caught Dave
a little off guard?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah, I was going to eat Anita Carter. I was
so hungry I could eat Anita Carter.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
It's like a phrase people say, Yeah, that's a phrase
people say. So there's an awesome trend going on online
where people say they're going to eat someone from someone's past,
and people look at them like, what where did that
name come from Dave is so caught up in his
veggies he's eating that he doesn't really understand what's going on.
He goes, Oh, that's so weird. I went to school
with a girl named Anita Carter. If you want to
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see the video, you can go to our instagram a.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I just thought it was like some dumb TikTok trend
where the name Anita Carter came up, and what a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That was my first grade crush.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Bailly's acting was on point.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Thank you, thank you. That was funny. But I she
would have been like what, but you were just like anyway, Anita.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Carter's kind of a standard name though, no it's not.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
It's not like John Smith. Yeah, whose name is Anita?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I don't know, I get what you're saying. I thought
it was cute, it was. It was a good bit
good research on that.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
When you went to a Facebook of me with my
class picture a hot water heater, well, people give you
a hard time about saying it's a hot water heater.
Of course it's a hot water heater. You can simply
call it a water heater. We're talking about how language,
the English language is crazy and wiggy donut holes, aren't
they really donut balls because the hole is what's left.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
I've always thought, really always been confused when people say
donut holes, and I was like, what do you mean,
because there's the hole in the circular donuts regular donut.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Yeah, but the ones, the little powdered sugar ones.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That you can get in a pack them at holiday
station stores.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
You can get those Holiday station stores. Of course, you
can also get Monster Energy drinks where they have a
deal going on three for seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Really okay?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
After dark? Well, we're gonna meet after dark. Well wait
a second, don't you actually mean after light? We're gonna
meet after light? Makes more sense because the sun is
now down.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Part after dark.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Here's another one. Because English is a wiggy language. I
put on my shoes and socks. Now that's very difficult.
We put on our socks than our shoes. I put
on my shoes and socks. Well, yeah, but you should
say I put on my socks and shoes.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I don't know if I've ever heard anyone say I
put on my shoes and socks.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Really, yeah, I've heard socks and shoes first children. I
don't know daylight saving time Okay. First of all, not
a single second of daylight is saved. And by the way,
it is not daylight savings time.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
It is date.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Wait, hold on date. Okay, it is not daylight savings time,
it's daylight saving time.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I did too. It is daylight saving time, never ever
daylight savings time.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
It's like New Year. We always say new Years and
it's new year.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I do that to you, guilty of it?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah? Yeah, okay. Another one.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I like this one, pre planned, pre board, preheat and
pre record. They don't really need the pre in front
of any of those plan board, heat and record, so
you don't need to say I'm gonna pre record this interview.
You're just singing to record this interview. Okay, yeah, English
is a what language? Ay?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yep, yep yep.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Another one, Why do we call food servers waiters when
we're the ones sitting there doing the waiting?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Jenny, can you speak to.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
This because I'm I'm waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Pru, but we're waiting, we're waiting on you.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
But I'm I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
What chick says, so I'm going with it.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Hey, all right, And that is you can't make this
stuff up on KATWB lots of Dave's Dirt coming up
in a few minutes on the Dave Ryan in the
Morning Show. If you have not said as yet as
a preset, make sure you do that on the iHeartRadio app.
Just makes it a little bit easier to win the contest.
And you just open up the app and you zip
right to I don't care for preset number one. You
were five. As long as we are a preset, that
would be great. Go do that and take us with
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you today wherever you're go in on the iHeartRadio app,
Dave's Dirt is next. I b oh, let me start
it this way. I did a thing so all my
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adult life, I've won a camper and we started renting,
like thirty years ago, when I first moved here. We
would rent one of those pop ups. You know, you
crank it and the tent raises up and it's like
a cloth tent over like an aluminum bed. And we
love those things. The kids loved them when they were
so cool, and so I've wanted to buy one.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I've never bought one.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
So we went to the RV Show a couple of
months ago and I'm like, what am I waiting for?
You sure, what am I waiting for a couple of
more years? I said, f that, let's get a camper
So we go to the RV show and they got everything.
They got the ones that are kind of like Jenny's
camper van that looked like a FedEx van but they
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can been converted, you know what I mean. And it's like, okay,
well those are a little bit too small, and then
I thought, okay, then I don't have the money to
buy the big tour bus looking ones. So we bought
one that was kind of a mid size, but it's
big an RV and it's like I finally I said,
screw it.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Why am I putting this off? Let's just do it.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
So it sat up at Camping World because I didn't
even to where to park it. So I finally found
a place to park it. Nurse Windy and her fiance
gonna let me use their garage. So anyway, I drove
it home last.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Night, scary to drive.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
I was gonna ask how did that feel? Because the
first time I drove off in my camper van, I
was so stressed out.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
And that's not even anything compared to an RV.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, yeah, no, it has a mind of its own.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Really, it makes it very difficult to text and drive
while yeah, while I'm I'm in my in my RV.
Very difficult, and drinking and driving is out.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Of the question.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, so you really, you really got to pay attention.
And then when you change lanes, you got it's the
it's the length of a school bus. It's really almost
the link of a school bus long.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It is that long.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, so so changing lanes, coming down six ninety four
and coming down thirty five, w or whatever it was,
it was challenging. The funny thing is whenever a car
goes past you, it catches the wind from every car
and it lifts you up a little bit for wump
for womp for wump. So and then I was like,
it's never going to fit the driveway. I just never
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gonna fit the driveway because we don't have a long driveway.
It fit in the driveway, but you can't.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
But you can't keep it in the driveway for too long.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Well that's what we're told.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Yeah, No, I don't think your neighbors will get upset.
Do you think we're going to call you out on it?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I mean sure they if we left it there permanently
for a week or something like it's gonna be there
for a couple of days. They'll be fine. I'll do
a little video tour for you.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
Gotta do a tour. Are you gonna do any work
on it? Like Jenny did the what the heater?
Speaker 6 (22:13):
God, it's mine is a two thousand and three old sprinter.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
That needed work.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
All right, you got a namer?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Do you need to pick a name? But I think
you need to.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
You need to get your roots in it first and
kind of get a vibe before.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
You name it. Yeah, it's kind of like having a baby.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Ye wait until you drive to the bad Lands because
it's so windy through South Dakota and like southern Minnesota
that I pulled over at one point in my camera
van because I thought I had a flat tire because
I was like wobbling side to side.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yeah, so you just wait.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I worry about that because I've seen videos of dash
cams of like, you know, RV's getting blown over in
a windstorm.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Oh and then the drive slower.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Okay, so what it is? And then Susan said, I'm
not going to drive that. I'm like, you absolutely are
gonna drive it.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Well, you're gonna just be doing Yeah, you know, you
can't have to learn how to drive it.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
So anyway, I'll take a video tour and show you
guys a little bit later on.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I'm going to like decorate it at all.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
It's already kind of decorated. I mean, I'll put you
know what, you put a sign in the front that
says welcome. You get a little map that says welcome.
You get some like little light string of lights.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
You need a colorful throw blanket. My aunt could make
you one.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, that's very sweet. Mean sure, yeah, I mean really ill.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
She'll be thrilled.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
If she really wants to, then that would be great.
Let's do the.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
Dirt throwing journalistic standards out the window.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
This is Dave Sirt on kd w B.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
All right, so the NFL is coming down on this
is kind of a funny story, and it's it's even
if you're not into sports. It's it's a prank gone wrong.
So the NFL draft. All these college athletes are waiting
for these teams to call and say you've been drafted.
You've been selected by the Minnesota Vikings, you've been selected
by the Green Bay Packers. So this guy and his
name is Shadeur Sanders. Is it Barry Sanders, kid deonce
(24:00):
and kid? Okay, because Barry Sanders was a player too.
He plays with the Lions. So yeah, we're.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Asking who knows nothing about football?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
He does know who?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
So anyway, so this is Shedur Sanders. So he's waiting
and I think you know he's he gets a call
from somebody who says, hey, we're gonna draft you, and
he's like, yes.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
This is awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
It turned out it was a prank phone call from
somebody who is the offensive coordinator's kid from the Atlanta Falcons.
Why they thought this would be a funny bit, I
have no idea. So here is part of the phone call. Now,
remember it's not really anybody from the New Orleans Saints
calling this kid. It's this dopey kid of the guy
from the Falcons.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
How you doing, ma, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I've been waiting.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
It's been a long waiting, man, for sure. And I'll
take you with our next right here.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Man, but you're gonna have to wait a little bit
longer and ask what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Okay, so oh, it was a prank. It'd be like
me calling Bailey and saying, guess what we casted you
in the stage version.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Of the Lion King?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
And it's not that's why is that funny? That's not
a funny bit. And I know bits that aren't funny
because I do a memory of all. So the NFL
is finding like millions or hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So here is.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
The unfortunate offensive coordinator from the Falcons apologizing for his
stupid son's prank.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
My actions of not protecting confidential data were excusable. My
son's actions were absolutely inexcusable, and for that we are
both deeply sorry. The NFL has taken action, and I
fully respect the punishment. Going forward, I promised my son
and I work hard to demonstrate we are better than this. Again,
(25:52):
I'm deeply sorry for our actions. Obviously not happy.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Oh man, I'd be so mad if my dumb kid, yeah,
did something like that find one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
That's crazy a.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Lot and so much.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
And I don't even think you can say kid.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
I mean, the guy is probably well, I guess, I
don't know how old he is, but he sounds like
he's probably in his twenties at least. It's sound like
he's a fourteen year old being like you refrigerator running,
you know, like.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Rain, and he's twenty one.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah, Okay, Sody just texted in that he is a
total douche. They said the prank should have never happened,
but Shador is a total douche. I had no idea,
all right. And also, the world is sports. From the
sports desk, here is the Wolves eliminating the Lakers. Last
night Minnesota Timberwolves up beating the Lakers four games to one,
(26:40):
and now they await the winner of the Houston and
Golden Stage series. Okay, be a couple of days till
wait until that resolves itself, and then we'll see who.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Went that one.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
It said ticket sales go on sale Friday at noon.
It's on We're on sure times or dates or anything,
but just so you know if you're trying to get
tickets to when they play here.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Good to know.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
By the way, dirt is brought you by six one
two injured Heimer and Lammer's injury loss. Selena Gomez and
Benny Blanco will not have a first dance.
Speaker 8 (27:08):
Have you chosen the music for your first dance?
Speaker 6 (27:11):
I don't think we're looking at having one of those
because they're a little shy.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
I feel embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Really, why not shy not having a first dance at
your wedding?
Speaker 10 (27:24):
Yeah, you're Selena Gomez. You gotta do a little. And
Benny Blanco. I did not know how many songs Benny
Blanco has produced that we all know and love.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, it's like so many.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's crazy, isn't it. Yeah, it's like, yeah, you had
no idea.
Speaker 10 (27:36):
He has like a couple of good songs himself, but
he did I Kissed a Girl by Katie Perry. He
helped produce a song by three oh three, He helped
produce TikTok by Kesha, so many bangers yea cheer.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
And posting stuff with him recently, So I feel like
they've produced things together as well.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
But I will say I'm kind of.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
On the side of not doing a first dance because
I watched couples and I feel like everyone's eyes are
on him, Yes, as they are during the ceremony, but
during our first dance it's kind of awkward of like,
what are you supposed to say to them?
Speaker 8 (28:03):
How many times are you supposed to kiss them?
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Are you supposed to be looking lovingly into their eyes
the entire three minutes of the song. Like it's kind
of a lot of pressure for a first dance.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
I think it's more pressure for the I guess the
crowd or whatever, because they're just like, all right, what
do we do for this three minutes and twenty five seconds?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Stand there you watch.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
But I'm just in that moment. I'm enjoying me and
my baby first time calling her my wife.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
Yeah, but more like the eye contact gets a little old,
ok you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
It's like, okay, just close your eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Then now you put your head over their shoulder and
you talk about things like okay, like this is dressed
off of.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
You iving to rip it off.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Well, you're like tossing around this hotel.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
You could say that, Jenny. But like when Alan new
things tonight, Susan and I did not have a first dance.
We got married for like you know, there was whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
But when we did the daddy daughter dance with my
daughter Alison, we just like put our head over each
other's shoulders and we talked and we probably said something
like okay, make sure you're chatting. Everybody's watching us, because
it's like you don't want to sit there and you know,
like like a mute not saying anything.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I'm all for the shorter versions of songs, especially for
like the Daddy Daughter Dance. I'm not sure I could
sit in like a full four minute song dancing.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
With my dad. I would feel awkward.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
There's a free bird.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah, there's.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Seven really slow. By the end of it, they're gonna
jam and laugh a little bit.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Today's question what is something you bought because you were
not allowed to have it as a child. I love
this one. Here's one, a sixty four crayon pack. I
was not allowed to have it as a kids. I
bought one for myself. Another one Legos. My parents said
they were boy toys and they returned the set that
(29:43):
I got for a present for my birthday. So in exchange,
they gave me a toy ironing board and iron So screw.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
That, Mom and Dad.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I went out and bought my own Legos. I can't
imagine the time, even when I was a kid, where
people said Legos are boy toys.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
Yeah, I say, I definitely with them.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah yeah. Model rockets.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Model rockets is one of those things that you were
not allowed to have as you were a kid, because
you're going to like set the neighborhood on fire and
shoot your eye out, kid, But model rockets? Is there
anything that you were not allowed to have as a
kid that you minus?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Soda?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I couldn't have soda when I was a kid. It
was like maybe once in a while on Thanksgiving, Dad
would buy a six pack of seven up. So now
soda is like okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I mentioned earlier that my household was definitely an ingredient household,
so if you wanted to eat something, you had to
make something. And so I can now buy snacks, which
is nice to have snacks just in my home whenever
I want snack.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, bought anything you couldn't have as a kid, then
now you can buy it.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Not me, but my dad said that he his parents
could never afford. Uh. I guess Jordan's are just some
pair of sneakers.
Speaker 10 (30:46):
So that was the first thing he bought with this
first paycheck from his first job.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Okay, nice.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Another couple of answers here, shoes from somewhere other than
pay Less, which I think is closed down now. An
actual drink at a restaurants thatad of just water got
it so nice? At theme parks, food at the zoo
and stuff like that. Jenny, what did you not have
as a kid that now you can buy yourself anything.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
I mean mine is probably sugary cereal because we grew
up with like the most bland cereal ever. It was
a treat if we got a little Captain Crunch here
and there, so now I know I can do it.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
We had the same thing my dad. My dad would
do the shopping because my mom was not a good spender.
She would buy anything, So my dad would buy grape nuts.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Do you know what grape nuts are?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
It's kind of like granola sort of.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's like it's it's bad. Yeah, yeah, it's bad. And cheerios,
which very fine. I love cheerios, but I wanted Captain crunch.
Dad would not buy Captain Crunch because it's garbage. I'm like,
that's why kids love it, because it's sugary garbage.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Delicious sugary garbage it is.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
And that is the dirt on kd WB war the
Roses coming up in a second Favorite Musical Moments on
the way too. We'll do another live round of favorite
musical moments, So if you wanted to throw one in,
go on the talk back feature in the iHeartRadio app
and leave us your favorite music a moment, or just
listen to the ones that we have and we'll do
those again in a little bit.
Roll back.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
It's a throwback.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Three sucks in the radio show on KTWD.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Pop in the KDWB way back Machine, and buckle up,
yeah baby, here we go. Let's go back to two
thousand and fifteen, ten years ago and do the movies
and the songs and the TV shows. Let's start off
with the songs that were big or nuts song. We'll
say the songs for last. Let's do the top TV
shows from two thousand and fifteen. Top TV shows Line
(00:29):
of Duty, number two, Grim and the number one TV
show this week in twenty fifteen, Chicago Fire.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
What Up?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Listen?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Okay, Let's go to the movies. Here we go this
week in twenty fifteen, Number three, Furious Seven, number two
The Age of Adeline and number one Avengers, Age of
Ultra Trillion.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
They really didn't take everything from me. You set the terms,
you can change them, all right. And songs on KTWB.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
The number three song on KTWB this week in twenty
fifteen was, the number two was and the number one
song on this date in twenty fifteen. Kind of a downer,
to be honest about a great song. It's Charlie Pooth
and Whiz Khalifa. On the Throwback Threesome. It's taking a
(01:34):
break from the Throwback Threesome to go to Jenny kdwb
Instagram and watching Bailey eat what we call the breakfast
of Champions. Now, I'm not going to reveal what it is.
I will only say you eat like a fifth grade child,
and like a fifth grade child was turned loose in
mom and dad's house with no supervision for a week
while they went to the casino.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, you're in Vegas. Okay, now you make sure that
you eat healthy. I got some left overs in the freezer.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
There's some fruit, bananas and oranges and basket on the cupboard.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Make sure you eat healthy. Okay, sure? Yeah, Mom and Dad?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, mom Mie, I think it's a it's trauma because
I grew up in a trauma is trauma because I
grew up in an ingredient household. So if we told
my mom, yeah, yeah, she'd be like, well, we have
all the ingredients to make a salad, and we're like,
what the heck.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So that's why I'm eating some.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
More breakfast the champions. Go check that out all right.
By the way, we are on Instagram. That's Jenny Kat.
Would you be Bailey on air vont leak l e ak,
Dave Ryan KT, will you be? And then Dave Ryan
show back to the action on the throwback threesome. Where
were you fifteen years ago in twenty ten?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Were you in school? Had you had your first baby yet?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Maybe you graduated that year, Maybe you started at the
Stavis that year, whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Let's go back to twenty ten.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
First of all the big TV shows from that year,
Let's start off at number three CSI Crime Scene Investigation,
number two. Desperate Housewives was still a thing in twenty ten,
but the number one TV show.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I was wondering if you could maybe teach me a
little physics, a little physics.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
There's no such thing.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Physics encompasses the entire universe, from quantum particles to supernovas,
from spinning electrons to spinning galaxies.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Yeah, okay, cool, I don't need the PBS special name
that show.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Maybe that is the Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yes, yes, By the way, watch Young Sheldon Afternoons on
forty five at five and five thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It is such a charming little show.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I just love it. It is like they're eating it up.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I just love it. All right, let's go to the movies.
Number three movie from this week in twenty ten the
blind Side, Number two Alice in Wonderland, and number one
was this movie Avatar.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
If you love your little forest friends, why not let
them just kill me? What's the thinking? Do you have
a strong heart? No fear?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I never saw I have a talk to you guy. Yeah,
it must have been good. You will talk about it, Okay,
people do. Let's go to KDWB. The number three song
on the radio on this date in twenty ten was.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
The number two song from Rihanna and the number one
song Wherever You Were in twenty ten on KDEWB was
this one from Bob and Bruno Mars on KDWB. Number
one on the throwback threesome Beautiful. That is the throwback
three some number one song from this year this date
(04:44):
in two thouy ten. Let's go to Star Party in
twenty ten?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Who was there?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oh? Do you remember?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I had to look it up. Tyo Cruz was there?
Tyo Cruz? Is he dote?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
I've never done.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
A break break your break break?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, dynamite, Yeah, dance dance, Dance, Dance.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
That's one of the best songs.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Also there Bob was at Star Party and Kesha was.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
At Star Wow.
Speaker 9 (05:17):
What a great Star party. That's like three really good.
Well just once we have written down there, so really cool.
Maybe you were there.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
I was not there, but I do have a Facebook
my marine that says heading down to Madtown Mifflin woo
is what my Facebook stata said.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You went back to twenty ten to fight out what
you said.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Mifflin Ye.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Mifflin was a big block party that I don't know
if Madison still does it, but it was kind of
to celebrate finals coming along, and I don't know why
it was allowed.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
It was just.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Underage drinking everywhere and you just they blocked off.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
In Wisconsin.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
I went every year, every single year. I went to Mifflin.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Miflin is what it's called, and I think that was.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
The street name.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
So it was just like a big block party of
a huge houses and you could.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Do whatever you wanted.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
You could drink, and you could never find a bathroom
to use though, because people wouldn't let you in.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Their house.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Streets.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
That's exactly what we all did. I watched a guy
squat and take a poop one time, and you want
to know what's disgusting about it?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Everyone?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
What's disgusting about it?
Speaker 6 (06:27):
One of those little like I'm going to get the
name wrong. Is it a gazebo that has like you'd
have it in your backyard. So it was in the
middle of a gazebo in this courtyard, and all of
a sudden I look over and he just squadded down
taking a big old poo, and everyone's.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Like, are you serious?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Yeah, because he was like our all star hockey athlete
who went on to play college and do all this stuff.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
So everyone thought it was great. Let me tell you,
if I would have.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Done that, they would have been like, ew, get her arrested,
get her.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Wow, he can get away with it because he plays
good stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Jenny, No, I.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Don't want I'm truly truly done with your stories. No,
I'm truly done with the story. I could go to
Banny and she'd be like, yeah, we were in a
cat on a hot tin roof that year. Oh I
wish I was actually in a play that year. It
was called Dogs. He's got no ess of a teenage blockhead.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Nobody cares. Nobody can dog Dogs. We'll be right back
on kat coming up.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
The Number One Songs TV show and movies from two
thousand and.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Five was four years old.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Actually, on this date in two thousand and five, you
were three, Yes years.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
We'll do it coming up next on kd WB on
YouTube and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
It's one on one point three kd w B.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
All right, let's get back to the throwback threesome on KDWB.
We're all the way back in two thousand and five,
twenty years ago this week, what was the top TV shows? Well,
number three was Date My Mom. Number three, Meet the Barkers.
I don't remember any of these.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Meet the Barkers was with Travis Barker and his now
ex wife.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
I loved that show because I love blank one aby two.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
And the number one TV show on this date in
two thousand and five is.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Desperate Housewives.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Goot, I didn't know.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
You came here.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Every Thursday, count six fifty bucks in my pocket, patch
me in the button and tells me.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Not to come home till I blow it.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Or double it.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I was sew into that show when it was new. Yes,
Westeria Lane, remember, yeah, they.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Were just they just had an interview with Eva Longoria
asking if the cast would come back for a reboot.
And she said that a lot of the cast would. However,
the creator does not want to. He says he's exhausted
every storyline. He's like, we can't do anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Okay, yeah totally, And you know what, that's smart to do,
rather than bring back kind of a dud. Movies Number
three on this date in two thousand and five, twenty
years ago, Robots number two Hitch was that Will Smith
Yeah okay. And number one was the follow up to
a really good movie that wasn't quite as good. It
(09:10):
was the follow up to Meet the Parents. It was
called Meet the Fokkers.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
War, Baby War.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Your body is talking to me. It's hungry for I
can feel it.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Unleash the scientist. Stop him. I am not hurting him,
I am helping him.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Funniest line from Meet the Parents was you can get
a whole bunch of moms.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Because he tells it all the time, I don't know
how you can forget.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Jenny's He's he's in the pharmacy. So what's the guy
Ben ben Stiller. He's in the pharmacy and he's trying
to buy some champagne. And it's a pharmacy and they
only have moms, which is like garbage three ninety nine
a bottle and the guy behind the counter is like
this fat doofy looking guy, and Ben Stiller's like, do
you have anything like more expensive? And the guy goes,
(09:59):
you can get a a whole bunch of moms. Shut up,
all right, let's move on. Thank you, Bailey.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I'm not sure what you're laughing about, sly laughing. Well,
first time.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Laughing at you going a whole bunch of moms. You
were laughing at yourself.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I was, yeah, and then the off. Let's get on
to KTWB. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Songs that were big on this date in two thousand
and five. Number three, Kelly Clark said. Number two song
on this date in two thousand and five is when
this song was number one on k d WB on
the throw Back Threesome. Number one song on this date
(10:44):
exactly twenty years ago on the throw Back Threesome, What'llbe
It took you back. Songs are like a time machine.
You can sit there. Somebody said that they were listening
to the Uptown Funk that song Uptown Funk a minute ago, Yeah,
and it took them back to the first day they
dropped their kid off at daycare and then trying on
the way out. Because this song is like a time machine.
This song never changes. I mean, the song never changes.
(11:06):
If you listen to Sugar by Maroon five back when
it was new, it is the same song today. So
restaurants will change, streets will change, your home will change.
Your partner gets fatter and uglier every year, okay and.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Then, But songs never changed. So that's one of the
cool things about them.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Let's do the daily Bailey Bailey.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Today is Mother Goose Day. We are all familiar with
Mother Goose. But did you know that these simple rhymes
weren't actually written for children.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I know, for the most part, all the nursery rhymes
were composed by peasants in an exercise of solidarity. So
I have four Mother Goose Goose rhymes and I've decoded
them for you for what they actually mean.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
So Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater had a wife and couldn't
keep her. He put her in a pumpkin shell and
there he kept her very well.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
So it's pretty straightforward in his creepiness.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
The gist of it is that he's an overbearing man
who needs to find a way to control the appetites
of his wife suggested that they.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Were the time.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Yeah, don't they say, Most nursery.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Rhymes are actually pretty dark.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah yeah, these are pretty dark. Yep.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So this next one is a ring around the rosy
pocket full of posies ashes ashes, we all fall down.
This rhyme has its origins in the bubonic plague, where
they would put sweet smelling herbs or posies into the
like pouches into.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Your like, you know, your dress.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, so you wouldn't smelk as you're rotting, which is gross.
Ashes ashes refers to the cremations of bodies, and we
all fall down as a euphemism for the staggering death rate.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Goshh and I'll give you one more hair.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Humpty dump Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty
had a great fall. All the king's horses and all
the king's men couldn't put Humpty to other again. So
he's usually illustrated as an egg, but historians think he
was actually a deadly cannon and during civil a British
civil battle, Humpty Dumpty was seized by the opposing sides
and when soldiers tried to use the cannon. The loyal
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weapon shattered and they couldn't put it back together.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So the great story, if it's true.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I hope all of these are true, honestly, make it
more exciting.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Coming up next to the old woman who lived in
a shoe, that is one of them. She had so
many children she didn't know what to do, so she
gave them some broth without any bread and whipped them
all soundly and put them to bed.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yes, I think that one's just I feel like that
was pretty straightforward. That was pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Though.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, okay, kids, you get you get a little broth,
no bread. Okay, line up for your whipping, and then
go to bed. Okay, we'll be right back on. Katie W. B.
The Dave Ryan Chip English is a crazy language. We
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have the biggest vocabulary of all the world's languages. Did
you know that we did it with the biggest more
words and more varieties. There's more than a million words.
It is generated boundless libraries of literature. But we are
a crazy language, the most loopy, wiggy and wifty of
the tongues. According to this article, Well loopy, wiggy and wifty.
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So here's some examples. A near miss, A near miss. Oh,
it was in the the I don't know, the asteroid
came by. It was a near miss. No, that would
actually be a near collision. So a near miss is
that nearly missed. So but we'll say a near miss
because we're wiggy.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
That because we're wiggy and wifty.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I could care less. Well, if you could care less,
then you must care at least a little bit. What
you really mean is I couldn't care less, right, Okay?
That movie kept me literally glued to my seat. People
over use the word literally all the time, including me. No,
you figuratively were glued to your seat. You were not literally.
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I am literally going to eat this entire cow. Wow,
No you're not. You're going to literally eat part of
the cow.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Billy.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Weren't you going to eat something yesterday that caught Dave
a little off guard?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah, I was going to eat Anita Carter. I was
so hungry I could eat Anita Carter.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
It's like a phrase people say, Yeah, that's a phrase
people say. So there's an awesome trend going on online
where people say they're going to eat someone from someone's past,
and people look at them like, what where did that
name come from Dave is so caught up in his
veggies he's eating that he doesn't really understand what's going on.
He goes, Oh, that's so weird. I went to school
with a girl named Anita Carter. If you want to
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see the video, you can go to our instagram a.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I just thought it was like some dumb TikTok trend
where the name Anita Carter came up, and what a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That was my first grade crush.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Bailly's acting was on point.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Thank you, thank you. That was funny. But I she
would have been like what, but you were just like anyway, Anita.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Carter's kind of a standard name though, no it's not.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
It's not like John Smith. Yeah, whose name is Anita?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I don't know, I get what you're saying. I thought
it was cute, it was. It was a good bit
good research on that.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
When you went to a Facebook of me with my
class picture a hot water heater, well, people give you
a hard time about saying it's a hot water heater.
Of course it's a hot water heater. You can simply
call it a water heater. We're talking about how language,
the English language is crazy and wiggy donut holes, aren't
they really donut balls because the hole is what's left.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
I've always thought, really always been confused when people say
donut holes, and I was like, what do you mean,
because there's the hole in the circular donuts regular donut.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Yeah, but the ones, the little powdered sugar ones.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That you can get in a pack them at holiday
station stores.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
You can get those Holiday station stores. Of course, you
can also get Monster Energy drinks where they have a
deal going on three for seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Really okay?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
After dark? Well, we're gonna meet after dark. Well wait
a second, don't you actually mean after light? We're gonna
meet after light? Makes more sense because the sun is
now down.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Part after dark.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Here's another one. Because English is a wiggy language. I
put on my shoes and socks. Now that's very difficult.
We put on our socks than our shoes. I put
on my shoes and socks. Well, yeah, but you should
say I put on my socks and shoes.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I don't know if I've ever heard anyone say I
put on my shoes and socks.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Really, yeah, I've heard socks and shoes first children. I
don't know daylight saving time Okay. First of all, not
a single second of daylight is saved. And by the way,
it is not daylight savings time.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
It is date.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Wait, hold on date. Okay, it is not daylight savings time,
it's daylight saving time.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I did too. It is daylight saving time, never ever
daylight savings time.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
It's like New Year. We always say new Years and
it's new year.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I do that to you, guilty of it?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah? Yeah, okay. Another one.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I like this one, pre planned, pre board, preheat and
pre record. They don't really need the pre in front
of any of those plan board, heat and record, so
you don't need to say I'm gonna pre record this interview.
You're just singing to record this interview. Okay, yeah, English
is a what language? Ay?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yep, yep yep.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Another one, Why do we call food servers waiters when
we're the ones sitting there doing the waiting?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Jenny, can you speak to.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
This because I'm I'm waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Pru, but we're waiting, we're waiting on you.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
But I'm I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
What chick says, so I'm going with it.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Hey, all right, And that is you can't make this
stuff up on KATWB lots of Dave's Dirt coming up
in a few minutes on the Dave Ryan in the
Morning Show. If you have not said as yet as
a preset, make sure you do that on the iHeartRadio app.
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And you just open up the app and you zip
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were five. As long as we are a preset, that
would be great. Go do that and take us with
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you today wherever you're go in on the iHeartRadio app,
Dave's Dirt is next. I b oh, let me start
it this way. I did a thing so all my
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adult life, I've won a camper and we started renting,
like thirty years ago, when I first moved here. We
would rent one of those pop ups. You know, you
crank it and the tent raises up and it's like
a cloth tent over like an aluminum bed. And we
love those things. The kids loved them when they were
so cool, and so I've wanted to buy one.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I've never bought one.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
So we went to the RV Show a couple of
months ago and I'm like, what am I waiting for?
You sure, what am I waiting for a couple of
more years? I said, f that, let's get a camper
So we go to the RV show and they got everything.
They got the ones that are kind of like Jenny's
camper van that looked like a FedEx van but they
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can been converted, you know what I mean. And it's like, okay,
well those are a little bit too small, and then
I thought, okay, then I don't have the money to
buy the big tour bus looking ones. So we bought
one that was kind of a mid size, but it's
big an RV and it's like I finally I said,
screw it.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Why am I putting this off? Let's just do it.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
So it sat up at Camping World because I didn't
even to where to park it. So I finally found
a place to park it. Nurse Windy and her fiance
gonna let me use their garage. So anyway, I drove
it home last.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Night, scary to drive.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
I was gonna ask how did that feel? Because the
first time I drove off in my camper van, I
was so stressed out.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
And that's not even anything compared to an RV.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, yeah, no, it has a mind of its own.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Really, it makes it very difficult to text and drive
while yeah, while I'm I'm in my in my RV.
Very difficult, and drinking and driving is out.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Of the question.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, so you really, you really got to pay attention.
And then when you change lanes, you got it's the
it's the length of a school bus. It's really almost
the link of a school bus long.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It is that long.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, so so changing lanes, coming down six ninety four
and coming down thirty five, w or whatever it was,
it was challenging. The funny thing is whenever a car
goes past you, it catches the wind from every car
and it lifts you up a little bit for wump
for womp for wump. So and then I was like,
it's never going to fit the driveway. I just never
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gonna fit the driveway because we don't have a long driveway.
It fit in the driveway, but you can't.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
But you can't keep it in the driveway for too long.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Well that's what we're told.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Yeah, No, I don't think your neighbors will get upset.
Do you think we're going to call you out on it?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I mean sure they if we left it there permanently
for a week or something like it's gonna be there
for a couple of days. They'll be fine. I'll do
a little video tour for you.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
Gotta do a tour. Are you gonna do any work
on it? Like Jenny did the what the heater?
Speaker 6 (22:13):
God, it's mine is a two thousand and three old sprinter.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
That needed work.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
All right, you got a namer?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Do you need to pick a name? But I think
you need to.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
You need to get your roots in it first and
kind of get a vibe before.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
You name it. Yeah, it's kind of like having a baby.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Ye wait until you drive to the bad Lands because
it's so windy through South Dakota and like southern Minnesota
that I pulled over at one point in my camera
van because I thought I had a flat tire because
I was like wobbling side to side.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yeah, so you just wait.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I worry about that because I've seen videos of dash
cams of like, you know, RV's getting blown over in
a windstorm.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Oh and then the drive slower.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Okay, so what it is? And then Susan said, I'm
not going to drive that. I'm like, you absolutely are
gonna drive it.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Well, you're gonna just be doing Yeah, you know, you
can't have to learn how to drive it.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
So anyway, I'll take a video tour and show you
guys a little bit later on.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I'm going to like decorate it at all.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
It's already kind of decorated. I mean, I'll put you
know what, you put a sign in the front that
says welcome. You get a little map that says welcome.
You get some like little light string of lights.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
You need a colorful throw blanket. My aunt could make
you one.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, that's very sweet. Mean sure, yeah, I mean really ill.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
She'll be thrilled.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
If she really wants to, then that would be great.
Let's do the.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
Dirt throwing journalistic standards out the window.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
This is Dave Sirt on kd w B.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
All right, so the NFL is coming down on this
is kind of a funny story, and it's it's even
if you're not into sports. It's it's a prank gone wrong.
So the NFL draft. All these college athletes are waiting
for these teams to call and say you've been drafted.
You've been selected by the Minnesota Vikings, you've been selected
by the Green Bay Packers. So this guy and his
name is Shadeur Sanders. Is it Barry Sanders, kid deonce
(24:00):
and kid? Okay, because Barry Sanders was a player too.
He plays with the Lions. So yeah, we're.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Asking who knows nothing about football?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
He does know who?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
So anyway, so this is Shedur Sanders. So he's waiting
and I think you know he's he gets a call
from somebody who says, hey, we're gonna draft you, and
he's like, yes.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
This is awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
It turned out it was a prank phone call from
somebody who is the offensive coordinator's kid from the Atlanta Falcons.
Why they thought this would be a funny bit, I
have no idea. So here is part of the phone call. Now,
remember it's not really anybody from the New Orleans Saints
calling this kid. It's this dopey kid of the guy
from the Falcons.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
How you doing, ma, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I've been waiting.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
It's been a long waiting, man, for sure. And I'll
take you with our next right here.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Man, but you're gonna have to wait a little bit
longer and ask what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Okay, so oh, it was a prank. It'd be like
me calling Bailey and saying, guess what we casted you
in the stage version.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Of the Lion King?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
And it's not that's why is that funny? That's not
a funny bit. And I know bits that aren't funny
because I do a memory of all. So the NFL
is finding like millions or hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So here is.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
The unfortunate offensive coordinator from the Falcons apologizing for his
stupid son's prank.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
My actions of not protecting confidential data were excusable. My
son's actions were absolutely inexcusable, and for that we are
both deeply sorry. The NFL has taken action, and I
fully respect the punishment. Going forward, I promised my son
and I work hard to demonstrate we are better than this. Again,
(25:52):
I'm deeply sorry for our actions. Obviously not happy.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Oh man, I'd be so mad if my dumb kid, yeah,
did something like that find one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
That's crazy a.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Lot and so much.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
And I don't even think you can say kid.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
I mean, the guy is probably well, I guess, I
don't know how old he is, but he sounds like
he's probably in his twenties at least. It's sound like
he's a fourteen year old being like you refrigerator running,
you know, like.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Rain, and he's twenty one.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah, Okay, Sody just texted in that he is a
total douche. They said the prank should have never happened,
but Shador is a total douche. I had no idea,
all right. And also, the world is sports. From the
sports desk, here is the Wolves eliminating the Lakers. Last
night Minnesota Timberwolves up beating the Lakers four games to one,
(26:40):
and now they await the winner of the Houston and
Golden Stage series. Okay, be a couple of days till
wait until that resolves itself, and then we'll see who.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Went that one.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
It said ticket sales go on sale Friday at noon.
It's on We're on sure times or dates or anything,
but just so you know if you're trying to get
tickets to when they play here.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Good to know.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
By the way, dirt is brought you by six one
two injured Heimer and Lammer's injury loss. Selena Gomez and
Benny Blanco will not have a first dance.
Speaker 8 (27:08):
Have you chosen the music for your first dance?
Speaker 6 (27:11):
I don't think we're looking at having one of those
because they're a little shy.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
I feel embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Really, why not shy not having a first dance at
your wedding?
Speaker 10 (27:24):
Yeah, you're Selena Gomez. You gotta do a little. And
Benny Blanco. I did not know how many songs Benny
Blanco has produced that we all know and love.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, it's like so many.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's crazy, isn't it. Yeah, it's like, yeah, you had
no idea.
Speaker 10 (27:36):
He has like a couple of good songs himself, but
he did I Kissed a Girl by Katie Perry. He
helped produce a song by three oh three, He helped
produce TikTok by Kesha, so many bangers yea cheer.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
And posting stuff with him recently, So I feel like
they've produced things together as well.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
But I will say I'm kind of.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
On the side of not doing a first dance because
I watched couples and I feel like everyone's eyes are
on him, Yes, as they are during the ceremony, but
during our first dance it's kind of awkward of like,
what are you supposed to say to them?
Speaker 8 (28:03):
How many times are you supposed to kiss them?
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Are you supposed to be looking lovingly into their eyes
the entire three minutes of the song. Like it's kind
of a lot of pressure for a first dance.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
I think it's more pressure for the I guess the
crowd or whatever, because they're just like, all right, what
do we do for this three minutes and twenty five seconds?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Stand there you watch.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
But I'm just in that moment. I'm enjoying me and
my baby first time calling her my wife.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
Yeah, but more like the eye contact gets a little old,
ok you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
It's like, okay, just close your eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Then now you put your head over their shoulder and
you talk about things like okay, like this is dressed
off of.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
You iving to rip it off.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Well, you're like tossing around this hotel.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
You could say that, Jenny. But like when Alan new
things tonight, Susan and I did not have a first dance.
We got married for like you know, there was whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
But when we did the daddy daughter dance with my
daughter Alison, we just like put our head over each
other's shoulders and we talked and we probably said something
like okay, make sure you're chatting. Everybody's watching us, because
it's like you don't want to sit there and you know,
like like a mute not saying anything.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I'm all for the shorter versions of songs, especially for
like the Daddy Daughter Dance. I'm not sure I could
sit in like a full four minute song dancing.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
With my dad. I would feel awkward.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
There's a free bird.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah, there's.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Seven really slow. By the end of it, they're gonna
jam and laugh a little bit.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Today's question what is something you bought because you were
not allowed to have it as a child. I love
this one. Here's one, a sixty four crayon pack. I
was not allowed to have it as a kids. I
bought one for myself. Another one Legos. My parents said
they were boy toys and they returned the set that
(29:43):
I got for a present for my birthday. So in exchange,
they gave me a toy ironing board and iron So screw.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
That, Mom and Dad.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I went out and bought my own Legos. I can't
imagine the time, even when I was a kid, where
people said Legos are boy toys.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
Yeah, I say, I definitely with them.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah yeah. Model rockets.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Model rockets is one of those things that you were
not allowed to have as you were a kid, because
you're going to like set the neighborhood on fire and
shoot your eye out, kid, But model rockets? Is there
anything that you were not allowed to have as a
kid that you minus?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Soda?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I couldn't have soda when I was a kid. It
was like maybe once in a while on Thanksgiving, Dad
would buy a six pack of seven up. So now
soda is like okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I mentioned earlier that my household was definitely an ingredient household,
so if you wanted to eat something, you had to
make something. And so I can now buy snacks, which
is nice to have snacks just in my home whenever
I want snack.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, bought anything you couldn't have as a kid, then
now you can buy it.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Not me, but my dad said that he his parents
could never afford. Uh. I guess Jordan's are just some
pair of sneakers.
Speaker 10 (30:46):
So that was the first thing he bought with this
first paycheck from his first job.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Okay, nice.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Another couple of answers here, shoes from somewhere other than
pay Less, which I think is closed down now. An
actual drink at a restaurants thatad of just water got
it so nice? At theme parks, food at the zoo
and stuff like that. Jenny, what did you not have
as a kid that now you can buy yourself anything.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
I mean mine is probably sugary cereal because we grew
up with like the most bland cereal ever. It was
a treat if we got a little Captain Crunch here
and there, so now I know I can do it.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
We had the same thing my dad. My dad would
do the shopping because my mom was not a good spender.
She would buy anything, So my dad would buy grape nuts.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Do you know what grape nuts are?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
It's kind of like granola sort of.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's like it's it's bad. Yeah, yeah, it's bad. And cheerios,
which very fine. I love cheerios, but I wanted Captain crunch.
Dad would not buy Captain Crunch because it's garbage. I'm like,
that's why kids love it, because it's sugary garbage.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Delicious sugary garbage it is.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
And that is the dirt on kd WB war the
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!