8am Hour - You Scratched Me!

We talk men's hairstyles, Real Housewives, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's one on one point three KD double ub. There's
a new survey out on men's hairstyles, and twenty one
percent of men say they feel nervous about asking their
barber style is for a new look. But we're going
to talk about ten hairstyles ranked by the number of
these men who think that maybe they could make it work.
Like last winter, I was trying to grow my hair

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out and get kind of a Keith Urban kind of
a look. I remember, never really worked out. I looked
like I was wearing a wig.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I don't think it was last winter. I think it
was like three months ago.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, it could be right, yeah, rough, it never really
worked out. It looked like I was wearing an expensive
or not expensive, but a cheap wig. But twenty eight
percent of guys think they could pull off letting their
hair grow out. I don't know how long that means.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I think a lot of guys think that and they're wrong.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, we'll do that coming up next. What higher style
does your man think that he could pull off? And
could he We'll talk about that in a second on
you can't make this stuff? In four, could your man
pull off the following haircuts or hair styles Number one
letting it grow out.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Twenty eight percent of guys think they could pull it
off fully shaved or bald. I think that if a
guy is thinning, fully shaved or bald looks really good.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
That's what one of the guys in Big Time Rush
did because he's so young, like oh really thirty yeah,
and he had that full like justin bieber cut back
when Big Time Rush was a thing like twenty ten.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
Now he's bald.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, I think it looks better than like trying to
disguise it by doing a comb over, like you know,
really thin hair when they say a short and neat
works for guys if you're if once in a while
you see a bald guy with a ponytail and is
just the worst look of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
That's what I think about, Like any guy who's like, well,
I'm going to grow out my hair. A lot of
the times in my experience, they're growing out their hair
because they are starting to go bald, and they'll be like, oh,
well I need long hair then so I can like
give off the air that I.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Have long hair.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, but then it just looks weird because you have
long hair, but it doesn't start until halfway back on
your head.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Right, I getting to hide a hard side part. Thirteen
percent of guys think they could pull that off spiked hair.
Ten percent of guys think they can pull that off
high lights, eleven percent highlights.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Why because I think that's like when dudes had frosted tips.
That was a look that was so cool. I remember
we did that to my cousin one year and he
looked great.

Speaker 7 (02:18):
So there is somebody on Instagram and TikTok called he
has a dog named Naala and he's very huge, And
I just saw one of his videos recently and he
has like little highlights in his hair now, and I
was like, I had to do a double take because
I was like, is that back?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Did I miss something? I thought it looked really good.

Speaker 7 (02:36):
I think it actually makes them look younger, So maybe
that's why people want to do it.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
And so many guys aren't getting their hairs, like their
hair like highlighted or colored at all, because they're like,
well that's.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Boys don't do that.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
It looks great? Yeah, he gives your dimension.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Uh greased back hair, So this is where you just
like slick it back.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
I think that's a good look. Maybe not everybody mullet.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Maybe you're from the Jersey shore.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I mean maybe a mullet. Eight percent of guys think
they could pull that off. Yes, uh and a bleached
buzz cut. Oh, I guess it's like very short and bleached.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, that's like a look right now?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Is it a look right now?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah? So it's like mullets are really in especially like
kind of neo mullet something like's different. You know that's
a shorter not as like long long hair on the back.
But man, a mullet and a mustache.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
You described.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Morgan said, No one you love Morgan, look on a
few people do. He's not us. I don't think he's cute.
But post Malone though he looks great in the second.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Time you guys have fangirled over Posty. Is he really
that attractive.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Just in this ad, in this like ad like spread
that he did.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yes, yes, I don't see post Malone attractive.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
And I know I'm not as demo, but I can
objectively look at a man and be like I get it, and.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Post I don't see it. No, here's the difference. You
mean he is active because he's post malone and that's
his look, and that's his vibe. If this guy worked
down at Dollar General, you'd be like, God, is that
an ugly guy working down at Dollar General? But because
he's post malone, that's his act, that's his vibe.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
If I told you about that one time that I
saw post malone and then we made eye contact three.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Times, Disney right.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Nap cut, Yeah, I like to bring it.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Up as much as possible because we made eye contact
three times.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
We were Here's probably like, why is that girl staring
at me?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Like I went back to my table, I was like, Mama,
that's post malone. She's like, who oo?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Who is that?

Speaker 6 (04:30):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
We're doing something called pitch a friend, and this is
really cool where if everybody's got a friend that shouldn't
be single, but they are single for whatever reason, so
you would love to have them like meet somebody and
maybe go out and have some fun and maybe a
little wink of a relationship if you want to try it.
We call it pitch a friend, and we're gonna do
it later on this week when we find some people

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who want to come on the radio and pitch their friend.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
So basically, we need you to be on to pitch
your friend. We also need your friend to be honest well,
so they can verify everything that you're pitching. But we'll
get you guys both on the radio. We'll have you
do your little spiel about your friend, and then we'll
hopefully get your friend a date. Because the main thing
that's important for this is that the way your friend's
going to get a date is if they have an
Instagram and if their Instagram is public, because we need

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people to be able to go to their profile, see
who your friend is, get a little insider look of
who your friend is, and then they can DM your friend.
Good sign up on my Dave ryanhow dot com and
there's just a little pitch a friend tab that you
can click on to sign up.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, go do that and we'll get you on the
next couple of days to pitch your friend. It'll take
maybe five minutes of your time and it could change
their life. And then you'll be at their wedding in
three years and they'll be like, how did you two meet?
And they'll say, well, my friend put me on KTWB
and pitch me on KTWB. What a story that'll be.
So go on Dave Ryan Showed dot Come look for

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the tab for Pitch a Friend Dirt coming up in
a second on KTWB, and then Benson Boone Tickets coming
up in about another twenty five I've ish minutes or so,
so hang on to when you're Benson Boone Tickets. Do
you realize that YouTube has been around so long that
we came up with a list of videos that put
YouTube on the map?

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Okay, and we got a list and some audio clips.
I want to see how many of these YouTube videos
you remember. I'll give you a clue, Charlie bit my
thing started on YouTube. But there's a bunch more and
I'll play the clips and see how many you remember.
Coming up next on Dave's Dirt on KDWB. Okay, if
you want to do something good, go donate blood. Minnesota

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blood doest centers are basically declaring a blood emergency because
of a shortage. I don't know if people are out
of town or busy or not just for whatever reason
not donating.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
And there is a desperate need I don't want to
use the word desperate, but a definitely a strong need
for blood donation.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
You can donate at the fair too, So if you
happen to be at the fair. You can donate blood there.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
If you It's one of those things where you know,
if God forbid you or somebody that you love needed
blood and they're like, well, we're out of blood. We
do have a lot of kool aid, though, We're going
to give Jennifer a bunch of kool aid and then oh,
that doesn't always work out delicious, So I mean it is,
it is delicious, but it's so anyway, go donate blood
if you get a chance, because it's it's easy to do.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
There's a certain medication I'm on that it's on the
list of prohibited medications because we went to donate blood
at Ridgedale maybe three ish years ago drive and I
was like all ready to do it, and then they're like, oh,
well are you taking any of these medications?

Speaker 4 (07:36):
And I'm like, and I could have lied, but I think.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
You're getting tainted blood.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well right, and that's it said it could result in
birth defects, and I thought, I do not want that
in my conscience, so I'm just not going to lie
and do it.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
I also couldn't give blood because I am an anxious human,
and that is one thing I cannot do very well,
and so my blood pressure was way too high. And
they're like, we're gonna need you to chill out for
like fifteen minutes. We'll check again and then we'll see
if you're better, and then we can do it.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
And I still was the like, no, thanks, thanks are
coming in your anxiety, Jenny?

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Or are you like squeamish? Or is it both?

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
It People go I hate needles. No, s everybody hates needles.
It's like the dumbest thing ever. I don't like being
burned with a cigarette either, but of course nobody I
hate needles, no kidding. I don't know a lot of
normal people who go, you know what sounds good right now?
A needle deep in the vein? Okay, so go do that.

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A couple of other quick things. We're doing something really
cool Rogers Rescue Ride. Roger is our cat that we
fostered and we've had him for nine years and he
is My wife just loves him. And it's all through
Pause for Pause, which is a rescue fostering kind of
an agency. And for the last seven years we've done
Roger's Rescue Ride. It's a motorcycle ride. Uh and we're
gonna get on the bikes and we're gonna ride. It's

(08:55):
coming up on September sixth. That's a Saturday. We're gonna
start in a No, it's a kind of a shorter
one this year, but that's okay. We're gonna stopping a
couple of restaurants, so we're gonna have a little snack
and get some pictures and play some games. Things like
that Saturday, September sixth. Though, right after the fair, you're
gonna be looking for something to do, so go to
If you go to Dave ryanshow dot com, click on

(09:17):
the Dave tab, or follow me on Instagram Dave Ryan
KTIWGB and look at my Instagram story, you'll find the
link to sign up. So, and if you don't ride
a motorcycle, that's fine. We've had people come along in
a car follow us in a car. We don't care.
We're just there to have fun to raise some money.
So I want to sign up for Roger's Rescue Ride.
Go to Dave ryanshow dot com, click on the Dave tab.

(09:37):
Let's do some dirt on KTWGB and.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Now with the Soybean Report, here's Dave. Or hold on
a second.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Sorry my bad, it's Dave's dirt on KDWB.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Okay, so what is going on in the dirt today?
No Taylor Swift news to speak of today. For the
first time in probably about a week or so. However,
there's apparently gonna be a big boxing match between Kevin
fetter Line and sam Ashgari. Is basically claiming that boxing

(10:09):
promoters are trying to persuade forty seven year old k
Fed a spar against thirty one year old sam Ashgari.
Last week, Sam threw the first jab at k Fed.
He quit the Kevin's Tell All You Thought You knew
would be the first book that'll tell you how to
be a professional father, which was a dig because basically
Kevin got paid with Britney's child support money to be

(10:33):
a father. But I will say he has kept them sheltered.
You do not see them out doing whatever. They've got
to be close to twenty ish years old. How old
are her kids now?

Speaker 7 (10:43):
They're at least over eighteen, because I know that she
stopped having to pay.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Child support recently.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Oh really, okay, ungus.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Turned eighteen at least within the last year.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay, they're dreaming big they're saying Vegas lights, a pay
per view deal and a custom championship belt dubbed the
Pop Princess Cup. That would be the worst boxing of
all time. I've never seen celebrity boxing. It is the sloppiest, lamest,
weakest boxing ever.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I can just imagine.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
It's kind of like a It is like that, yeah,
stop and then you scratched me.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, like one of those I'm telling mom, Yeah, scratched me.
Carli Ray Jebson.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
It's been a minute since we've heard much about her,
but she is teasing new music, so here's a clip
of that. It kind of like immediately gave me du
a leap of vibe. Yes, but she doesn't sound like her.
She's got a very different voice. But it did give
me du a leap of vibe.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
You know what it was like it let me see
if I can find it two seconds it's giving what's
a giving?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (11:45):
Shut up, baiby do a lip hoodine? You know I
can't find the song, but.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
That's exactly Oh yeah, it does kind of sound like
wood come in I Go.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Kelly Clarkson has now returned to tape season twenty nine
of the Voice and she did take a break following
the death of her ex husband, and in Blackstock, she
did miss one rehearsal of the Battle Rounds. Jennifer Hudson
subbed in for her, and she's slowly coming back to work.
The Kelly Clarkson Show is scheduled to return for a
seventh season in September, and she also has her four

(12:16):
part NBC special that she's been doing called Songs and
Stories with Kelly Clarkson that airs on Tuesdays. So I
mean she's staying busy, and I feel like her schedule
like her she's booked and busy all the time, like
her planner is full.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Period.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
And then she also premiered or not premiered, but showed,
came on to the Jonas Brothers concert the other day
and performed Year three thousand with them as well.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Three thousand song composing. Everybody bought up, even.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Kelly Clarkson three thousand, So.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Everybody.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
I did some digging thatctually wasn't at a Jonas Brothers concert.
They were on her show on NBC Songs and Whatever,
the one that came out and I.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Just talked about Okayikay got well.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I thought maybe that she was there at their concert.
It would make me want to go even more. Yeah,
that's why the concert audio was so clear. Last night
I saw Weapons.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
If you haven't seen it yet, ten out of ten,
go see it.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
I don't think this is spoiling it.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
I think you need to go see it because it
unfolds from different perspectives and I won't dive much deeper
than that. But it's so interesting because as soon as
you think you know something, it's like another layer of
an onion gets peeled back and you're like, oh, wait
a minute.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
So that's why this happened. And then the ending I
think is really interesting. So go check out Weapons.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
I'm watching something on Hulu and it's really interesting. It
is about is like Hollywood scandals, and there's one about
the Real Housewives. And I didn't watch Real Housewives. I
think I watched the original one. I know I watched
Atlanta with niiny Leaks because I actually liked her.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
And it's all about because.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I've always wondered why did the Real Housewives? Why would
these rich, wealthy, privileged, esteemed women agree to go on
a show and scream at each other and talk about
you're a drunk and you're a hoo. Well, it turned
out that the first season Real Housewives of Orange County
was very boring because it really was their real lives

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and it was talking about how, oh, this one's going
to do all the paperwork for her husband's business. And
then about a season or about and half a season in,
they realized this is boring, so they made them fight
with each other, and all the fights are fake. The
Teresa Judas tipping over the table was all set up
in advance, and a lot of these women they hired
women who had criminal backgrounds and who would shamelessly pursue

(14:40):
fame rather than sit there in their big mansion with
a husband that they're not happy with. Well, let's go
and do this show called Real Housewives. Will fake fight,
we'll call each other drunken heuers and will flip tables,
and we'll get famous. And they did, and it's still
a phenomenon all these years later. There's even Real Housewives
like in other countries like yeah, okay, yeah, so I'll

(15:05):
try to find the name of it for you, but
it's on.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
It's definitely on who mention.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Sorry, but I think the reason that all the Real
Housewives are so successful is because people love watching rich people,
like in general, like oh, what did you live your
life like? Because I mean I used to love the
Kardashians and watching that show just because I liked watching
people who were rich, or the Hills or Laguna Beach,
those are rich teenagers, Like I just want to know, Oh,

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what's how does the other half live? And so it's
kind of nice to see, like, oh, look, the other
half is just as trashy as this half, and they're
gonna yell at each other and throw tables and things.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
But it's like watching an alien race.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
I think it's called Hollywood Demons, and it's got like
Brian Bonsel who was a child star, and some other
Zachary Tye. Zachary Who's who am I thinking of? He
was on Home Improvement Zachary Tyler. No, that's Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Yeah,
that's who I was saying. It just become like alcoholics
and murderers and uh and it's just it's really interesting.

(16:05):
So go check for it's called Hollywood Demons.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
That I was close.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
We were all close. Look at us. Okay, that's exciting.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
The FDA is putting out something saying that you should
not be eating shrimp from Walmart. I don't know who
was ever getting shrimped from Walmart, but they put out
a recall for Great Value brand frozen raw shrimp because
there's traces of a radio active isotope. So we're all
gonna have Herpaglana climate every day. No, no, no, we're all
gonna have a third eye.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, that's what that radiation, you guys.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I like that normally.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I got no problem buying groceries from Walmart when I
when I'm in Colorado. That's the store that's closest to
my house. I got no shame in buying it from Walmart.
There's great people watching, you know, if you can't afford
to go to the State Fair, sit outside on the
lawn chair outside of the Walmart, watch people go.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
In and out.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Mark has great salsa. It's delicious.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
I shopping at Walmart, just not shrimp. I go to
co Yeah, I'll get it fresh from the like a
deli at uh. I guess there from cup or something.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
YouTube turns twenty years old this year, and here's some
clip of some iconic videos that put YouTube on the map.
Let's see how many of these hold up a finger
for everyone you recognize ye.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
We usually do.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
All right, ready guy you.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Oh my god, it just right in chos.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Let me.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
Some stayed dry and oh there's deal the paint chalk litre,
the prisons make you woner?

Speaker 6 (17:31):
Where it when chok lit.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Wing jolly Johnny jit me o.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Joy jommynjit me.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Also on YouTube was hi'd your kids hid you? Why
did you have?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, there's so much on YouTube because we, I mean,
Jenny and I were like young people when YouTube started, yep,
and so all of those things like I even remember
like the rest Is Spoons guy and then the Harry
Potter POWs that were like what's that ticket?

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Double rainbow?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah? One?

Speaker 7 (18:11):
And then Jenna Marbles was like the first kind of
like influentary type.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah, what happened to Jenna Marble?

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Just I mean, as a lot of influencers do, they
don't want to be in the spotlight anymore because it's
just not good for them.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
And we reached out to her to hire her on
the show at one time, and she never got back
to us because she was so big, but we thought
she'd be great on the radio. All Right, we'll be
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