May 6, 2025 • 29 mins
We generate another song using AI, list the toughest jobs, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Katie it would be, and we generated a song called
Bailey had a Date. Now there's I'll give you the
address for this song generator. But let's see what it
came up with you guys ready, yes, okay, So Bailey
had a date. We wrote down some lyrics and then
it's supposed to generate a smooth R and B soulful
kind of so, okay, hold on, we're one second. I
got to close a couple of apps. Here, hold on
(00:21):
in hi, give me a second.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, and you're ready. Now okay, Bailey had a date.
Here we go, long intro.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Apparently this doesn't sound like a sexy song. For a detail, it.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Will never happen. Boy, this is really something first time
since Clinton was enough.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Fish come on fill that or fish.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
I want to just suit, not a little suit. He
wants to fill. He wants to jack.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And jelly jack and chillery.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Bailey had a day. It was her face.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Choose.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
It was so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Under fornic k that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Was Jenny's lying nice Jenny. Oh yeah, that's because that's
that's a horny song right there. It is. That is
a pee dropper right there.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You're gonna pe you're gonna different different.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh no, that's version one. There's version two. Bailey had
a date a I composed song two.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Again.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
God, it would never happen. Boy, this is really something.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
The first time, says Clinton was an office common filed
that by office. They went to this salary, got a
little celery. He wants to fillery, he wants to jack
(02:49):
and jellery daily hadn't day. It was Curspace, who was like,
was so bad? Tuck Okay, girl, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
So there they are.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Which one do you want? First one was better? You
like the first one?
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Good? Okay? Uh. And so now we're just gonna come
with more song titles for tomorrow? What song?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Give me a song title? Suggested for tomorrow and tomorrow
around this time. We'll have it generally every day this
week because we're like a kid with a new toy. Yeah,
we get it out all the time and play with it.
Then we all get bored with it and we say,
never do that again.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Ye want to get about it.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Wanted to text it in saying the next song should
be called when are we going to Benny Hannah?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And I like that one.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
I feel like that one can be like like polka.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, well, you know we could.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That's a good idea, Bennie Hannah, because I wanta wanna wanna, Yeah,
gonna go to Benny Hannah. Okay, yeah, all right, let's
do War of the Rose and Moses before where there's
a separated couple. We might have because we've done more
the Roses for a long time. But we've got somebody
on the phone who is actually there. It's not boyfriend girlfriend,
(04:06):
they're not just dating. They are married. But Samantha, how
long have you and Jared your husband? How long have
you been separated?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
We have been separated since the summer mid June.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Really okay, So.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And do you want to I mean, you don't have
to get into why you're separated that you know that.
I mean you could if you wanted to, but that's
not the issue. You are concerned that there might be
something going on while you're separated.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Tell me a little bit about that.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Yeah, basically, I guess just to go back to the separation.
We were seeing a therapist and she said that the
best way to do this and really come out ahead
and feel like we learned from it was totually not
see other people during our kind.
Speaker 9 (04:58):
Of trial separation, like not to date and not to
be really to be working.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
On ourselves and and evaluating the relationship, not just going
a look to like hook up or be with other people.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, And I think I've heard that it's not it's
not a license to go hook up.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's a lesson.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's a it's a basically an opportunity to see whether
you can live without each other and to like, you know,
to figure the whole thing out. Not a license to
go hook up with somebody, because now you are you know,
you have some privacy, so right, but you're suspicious that
something is going on, that he might be seeing somebody.
Speaker 10 (05:34):
What's going on, Well, that's what we're going to figure out, hopefully,
because all the signs are there that something is going on.
And that's it's just given.
Speaker 9 (05:46):
Me that oh, that yucky feeling in my stomach, that
you know, that pit feeling.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
Yeah, Like last week he came.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Over to my house. We first of all, we share
a dog, and we.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Sometimes go back and forth with like random things because
he got an apartment, I'm in the house. But he
basically came over to borrow our vacuum and his cologne.
Let's just say the smell of his cologne was like
off the charts, okay, strong, like snap me in the face.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Did he wear cologne before? No?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
No, Okay, that is really all I need to know.
That's all I need to know, because why are you
wearing cologne unless you are trying to appeal to someone sexually.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
I don't think cologne is the biggest guy yet.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
But is there something else? Samantha there?
Speaker 9 (06:41):
Yeah, I feel hold on, I have a post note
with a few things, and I want to make sure
I name them all me.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
Grab that hang on?
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Okay, yep, so number one was cologne.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Number two.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
He's got a haircut recently, but not just a trim,
because he's always had kind of a little shaggy mullet situation,
which I thought was cute. Now it's very like white collar.
I'm going into a corporate office.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Like he's got all.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
His hair like cut off, like very like Rico Suave,
which is not not my husband's. Okay, I mean, so.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
We got it. So we got a haircut, Okay.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Yeah, totally changed it look almost like a makeover. Oh yeah.
And then on top of that, I definitely I don't
want to sound crazy, but I've been, you know, insta stalking,
and not only is he going out late, but he's
staying up late. And that's just because you know, on Instagram,
(07:35):
you can like see when people were active or whatever.
And like sometimes on.
Speaker 10 (07:40):
Like a Saturday morning or a Sunday morning, I'll be
on my Instagram and then I'll go and like look
back and be able to see when he was last active,
and it's you know, it's like eight o'clock in the morning,
and it'll be like, oh, last active five hours ago
or four hours ago.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I think I knew that. So if I were to look,
let's say, like, look a look up Jenny's right now.
So let's say I go to Instagram.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
I think you have to go to my da like
the conversation in DMS, because then you can kind of
see under the username, it'll say act of five minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Here it says okay, yeah, Jenny Katie WB active thirty
six minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Ago, yeah okay.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
Which I am surprised that people aren't complaining about that
on Instagram. I mean, there's times I feel like it
doesn't show that all the time. But anyway, Okay, so
I've been looking, it's been showing.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
But the evidence shows, I mean, you got the colone,
which to me is like evidence right there. That is,
that is no way that your husband, who never wore colone,
is wearing coloone unless he's trying to appeal to somebody
or somebody said, hey, I got you some cologne, or
you should wear some colone, especially if he's putting it on,
because a guy that doesn't wear colone often doesn't realize
you don't need to put on a lot, just a little.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Also the haircut. The haircut is odd.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But the thing about him, unless he just has insomnia,
you know what you're saying, that he's you know, active
at two o'clock in the morning. Maybe he just can't sleep.
It could be because he misses you. It could be
just because he's like up and he can't sleep because
you're on his mind.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
But here's what we can do.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
I like that you're optimistic like that, well, I mean,
I hope that's the case.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But here's what we can do.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We can call him and we can do the whole
roses routine and say, hey, take the survey. We'll give
you a dozen roses, send the roses to whoever you
want to. And if you send the roses you know,
to you, Samantha, that's good. But we'll find out if
he sends them to you or somebody else.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
Okay, please, Yeah, that would be awesome, and I guess
I'll just hope for the best.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Are they cheating?
Speaker 10 (09:41):
I find out?
Speaker 8 (09:42):
R two of War of the Roses starts right now.
Speaker 11 (09:45):
On kt w B.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
SO on War of the Roses today.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
They are separated and they are not supposed to hook
up with anybody else, but she thinks that he is
because of the cologne, and.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
She saw he's been active on Instagram super late in
the middle.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Of the night.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
He got his haircut, which.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
I mean, some people get their haircut, but she seems
like it seemed like it was a drastic haircut.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
So is he hooking up with somebody while they're separated,
because that was not part of the deal. I guess
when you get separated, you're supposed to work on your marriage,
not work on hooking up. So we're going to make
the phone call and find out whether he sends the
roses to his wife or to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
That's all I needed from you, Jared.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
So now like I said, I have a dozen roses
to send out to whoever you'd like. I need a
name for who you want to send those roses to.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
Send them to?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Morgan?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
All right, awesome, So I got her name down. And
then also, we do offer a card that you can
send to her if you want to write a note
on it or anything.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Would you like to do that? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (10:56):
I would. Let's just write the word buoned What was
it again, dune o N and she'll know what it means.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Oh okay, I mean simple enough. That saves us some
characters on the card. So soon got that.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Saves characters on the card because you got to economize
on those characters.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, what in the world is going on here?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
There's so many questions, But first I think I owe
you an explanation, Jared.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
This is a trap. This is a trap.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
We are calling to see who you would send roses to.
We were kind of hoping that you would send them
to your wife.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
And who is we?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
It is the Dave Ryan Show, Dave and Jenny over
on Katie wb Radio. And apparently you don't listen to us,
or you would know that you were on a feature
we call War of the Roses where we try to
trap people who might be kind of sneaking around a
little bit. But then you wonder, are you still with me?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Jared? You're still there?
Speaker 9 (12:01):
Yeah, I'm here, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So then you start to wonder, you go, well, who
would who would do this? Well, it's interesting because your
wife listens to Katie WB and she called us and
she said, hey, will you call my husband Jared and
see whether he sends flowers to me? And she's listening
in right now, Samantha say.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Hi to Jared.
Speaker 9 (12:24):
Well, Hi, but what what the literal f did you
mean by soon? Is what I want to know. And
also who the is Morgan?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's a legitimate question.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I think that you know that that you know, you're
you're what we're wondering why you would send them to Morgan?
But also, I mean, she's been suspicious for a while.
Do you want to tell him why you've been suspicious?
A little bit, Samantha about maybe that you see in
somebody else.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
I mean, come on, you got your hair cut, that's
just bizarre. You never cut your hair.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
And then the cologne you've.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Been wearing cologne not to mention, you're uplate at night
on Instagram and you haven't even been posting lately, like
you're trying to hide who you've been with, and you've
got your car detail, Like, come on, you're gonna sit here.
Speaker 11 (13:14):
And this is gonna be ridiculous.
Speaker 9 (13:16):
This is really this is first of all, this is
not the form to be doing this.
Speaker 11 (13:21):
Are you following? So I get a haircut, namely one
human being who doesn't get haircuts. That is the dumbest
thing I've heard.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
I got a haircut, and why are you doing me dumb? Okay,
so we'll just answer the question. Are you seeing somebody
or not?
Speaker 11 (13:38):
I mean, let me ask you something.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
Do you really want to discuss all this in this
setting right now?
Speaker 11 (13:46):
And by the way, I know you're seeing somebody else too.
Do you think I don't see the lingerie you're buying
on Amazon?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Samantha? Are you still there?
Speaker 9 (14:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (14:02):
I'm here.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
She got kind of quiet.
Speaker 11 (14:07):
Yeah, look, I think we're going here.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
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Speaker 3 (14:20):
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Speaker 1 (14:23):
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Shout out nurses, and we'll be right back with you
can't make this stuff up on k D double ub.
We got a lot of fun stories for you here
today on you Can't make this stuff up. So let's
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dive in and see what we have here. It is
National Teacher Appreciation Day, part of Teacher Appreciation Week, and
so here's some proof they deserve a full week. They
asked what is the toughest job in America? And teachers
came in not at the top, but in the top twenty.
So let me go through the top toughest jobs. There
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are number one firefighter, firefighter, number one agreed, number two,
construction worker, member of the military, doctor, cop, paramedic, astronaut, farmer,
because I guess if you're a farmer, you really can't.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Take the day off.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Now, well, do you work all the time?
Speaker 8 (15:48):
You know?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I guess you got to slap the hogs every day
if you're a farmer, and.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
If it doesn't rain, slop in the hogs. Oh, you
just get down in there and roll around with them.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Bit wrong, get wrong, quality of life, Give a little
smack on the behind.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, no, no, didn't you guys ever read Charlotte's Web?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
No, I mean, I know it's slapping a pig.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
But you take a bucket to slop out to the
hog trough, and you pour a bucket to slop in
their corn, cobs, beans sprout.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Yeah, you know, you take like anything that you make
in the kitchen and you have like scraps, you just
throw it into a bucket and that's your slop bucket
and then you just bring it out to the pigs and.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Throat in a trough.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
This reminds me of the time failing a hog tied you,
I do, does that still exist? Okay, you keep going
with your story. I'm gonna look up this video share
it if I can find it.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
So, farmer, air traffic controller and oil worker. Let's go
back to air traffic controller. I guess in New Jersey,
because of the old antiquated system, you're an air traffic controller.
You're controlling planes. They're all ready to fly into each
other unless you keep them separated. They're on duty. A
few weeks ago, all the screens went blame. Oh, so
(17:03):
they could no longer see on radar where the planes were,
like flight five h nine, you know, headed in three
hundred degrees whatever, blah blah. They couldn't see where they
were for ninety seconds.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I heard, what do you see that?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
They went on like a strike, like a stress strike.
They said, we ain't coming back. And so now I
guess in is it Trenton? Is that where the big
new airport is now in New York? They basically everything
is delayed and still delayed because of a lack of
air traffic controllers.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
It's that and literally I think one literally run one
runway is open right now.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
So the delays.
Speaker 12 (17:35):
If you look up just Nowark Airport, there are a
ton of delays, and it's kind of scary.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
People are like saying, like, don't travel out of Ark.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, don't blame them. Teacher tied for sixteenth place. But
let's face it, come on. Astronaut is easier because you're
basically just sitting on a couch pushing a couple of buttons.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I mean trying to, you know, raise the children of
the future to be human.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Also, if they're roofer, could never do it, don't I've
watched roofers in the neighborhood and they're up there walking
around like they're walking on a sidewalk that's two inches
off the ground, and they're on like a ninety degree
angled roof, and they're walking around with a stack of
bricks in their hand or whatever they're carrying. Electricians, home builders, engineers, teacher, pilot, lawyer,
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woodworker and installing drywall.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Where is a radio DJ on that list.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Number four hundred and sixty second after professional nap taker.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Oh, so we've they've got it harder this way.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
That's a profession switching careers.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
You need to look into that. A couple of more.
They Skype has gone away. Did you hear about this one?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I did hear about that.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Skype is no longer when it when it came out
twenty two years ago, it was a free service from Microsoft,
and you could do video calls and phone calls, and
you could have a Skype phone number, et cetera, et cetera.
But then everybody now uses FaceTime teams or Zoom, So
Skype is no more. Microsoft announced a month ago and
started moving users over to teams, so if you go
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to Skype dot com, it now prompts you to start
using teams. Came out about two thousand and three, and
then Microsoft actually bought it for eight point five billion
wow in twenty eleven. And I'm not sure if they
made a profit.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Off of that or not, but I just I do
miss like the Skype times because Skype was really big
when like Jenny and I was in college.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yes, I would skype my best friend in Wisconsin every
single day. Yes, we would just like go about our
normal like evening routine and just both be on Skype.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah. And it came out like right at the end
of high school.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
So then when you left all of your friends to
go to different colleges, you could still hang out with
them and it was like the best thing ever was Skype.
And I would post on Facebook all the time being
like I'm gonna be on Skype tonight. If anyone wants
to like shot, I'll be on Skype from this time.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
To this time.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Anybody ever oblige?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah, oh friends, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
By the way, Ruth Buzzy over here was very upset
because a couple of people texted in yesterday. Ruth Buzzy
was a comic from way back in the day and
she died. She was about eighty eight years old. And
then somebody texted in and said, oh my god, Bailey
looks just like Ruth Buzzy. Yeah, And I said, Nah,
not really, You're way hotter than Ruth Buzzy. But there
is definitely a resemblance in there.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
It'snara YouTube Live. We have a picture of young Ruth Buzzy.
I looked up young Ruth Buzzy. It makes me feel
less bad, but if you just google Ruth Buzzy, it
is not necessarily a compliment.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
I feel like she was actually pretty hot when she
was younger, but like the recent photos of her, like
when you smile and you can literally see the teeth
in the back of your mouth, that's a big mouth. Okay,
Bailey does not have that smile. You don't look like
her at all, in my opinion.
Speaker 12 (20:48):
I made a poll on our Instagram at Dave Ryan Show.
I said, do you see the resemblance? And it's still
a little early, but right now it's eighty five percent
of people say yes.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
Totally to see it.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Uh huh, I do that, Bailey asked me.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Again to my half hour, because the pole is only
like twenty minutes old.
Speaker 12 (21:02):
But right now, yes, the people say yes, Ruth Buzzy
one thousand percent.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Well, there's there's a.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Little resemblance in there, But you know, I don't know
if it's like, you know, allowed through hr to tell
your coworkers they're kind of hot. But I've told you
from the very beginning, Ye're kind of hot, kind not
super hot, k hot.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
I mean, at least I would settle for kind of
hot sattle, thank you. At Least no one said that
I look like gollum. I mean it could be worse,
because pretty now that you bring that up, that's really
turned it aside.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, all right, it is kd WV.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
We are just a couple of minutes away from Dave's
dirt and another nurse of the day. Nurses are the best.
The nurses are the ones that, like, you know, the
doctors get all the glamour. The doctors are the ones
who's like, Hm, okay, what do you got nurse? It's like, okay, well,
this pactent over here has got a cardioid youth of
you from off. Yeah, yeah, there are hanging off. Okay,
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let's see dish Okay, nurse close him up, you know,
and the nurses do all the work. They're the ones
cleaning up the blood and the urine and the feet
will matter, all that stuff. And the doctors, you know
that doctors are like, I gotta go, I gotta go
play gold golf. And the nurses are back there, you know,
doing paperwork, taking care of all this stuff. Heather Nap
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is the Nurse of the Hour from Saint Anthony over
the Line of Health, nominated by somebody else named Heather.
So congratulations Heather Nap. A.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
What does she win?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Jenny's She wins one hundred dollars Starbucks gift card, all
courtesy of Rasmussen University. Gets you fueled on those long
twelve hour shifts that nurses work.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
They work long shifts, Yeah, especially the overnight.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
People shout out to nurses. We appreciate you, and that's
why we're doing Nurses Day with Rasmussen University. We'll do
another one next hour on kd WB.
Speaker 11 (22:53):
Rub a little dirt on it, Dave's dirt on kd
w B.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Some weird stories.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Jennifer Anderson's at home or in bel Air yesterday afternoon,
sitting around, probably having like a little iced tea by
the pool, probably, and then all of a sudden, like
there's a big crash out front. Somebody drove their car
through her front gate. Now they were arrested, so I'm
gonna guess it was not an accident. Like remember ten
twelve years ago, Lindsay Lohan drove her car into a
fence in bell Air somewhere.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Remember that, I they don't, but you look at.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Lindsay Lowan was like either drunk or not paying attention
or something, and she drove her car into a fence
in Beverly Hills or bell Air or something like that.
And we were out there not too much longer. We've
been on one of those Hollywood van tours. Yeah, and
we drive by that spot and the driver's like, see
that broken fence over there, That's where Lindsay Lowan drove
her SUV in the fence.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
That was an accident.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
I wonder the person who drove into Jennifer Andison's gate, like,
did they think they were in grand theft auto? Because
because in like video game, you drive through a gate
and the gate just like flies up behind you and
then you keep driving, but like in real life, the
gate is.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Gonna stop you well, or and or smash your windshield
and then kill you.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah, so I think they did it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Larry David once met Paul McCartney, and he didn't want
to ask the standard questions like.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Uh, what's your favorite Beatles song?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Or what was it like being a Beatle, which is
what I would ask him, because you know, those are
good questions. So we asked him a question nobody else
has ever asked him.
Speaker 13 (24:19):
At the fiftieth I was introduced to Paul McCartney and
I said to him, has anyone ever punched you in
the mouth? There was an incident in his youth when
he was like thirteen or fourteen, and somebody head better
than he told me.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
A couple of weeks from now, Final Destination Bloodlines is
coming out, and Von Tavius and I are going to
leave early from the show to go setch an early screening.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
How early are these screamings?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Now, No, we're leaving early anyway.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Yeah, we'll leave it like six oh five, yeah, six, yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Was the show, by the way, will be first in
line because I love the Final Destination series and I
think this is the final one.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
I don't know, don't say that I wanted to make more,
you know.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
What, maybe they will U So it's interesting because in
the very first scene of the opening sequence of Final
Destination Bloodlines, there's a woman who gets burned to death
or during the opening sequence. The interesting part is it
was a seventy one year old stunt woman that was
set on fire, and she set a new world record
(25:18):
for the oldest person ever on fire on camera.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Seventy one years old.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
Ball.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
That is oh no kidding.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You ever heard of like bands that just hate each other,
bands that just cannot get along?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I wonder about a lot of bands that are probably
like that.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Well, remember when the Jonas Brothers they were here in
town and they got into a big fight about something
and they canceled part of their tour. Do you remember
that seven or eight years ago? The reason I bring
it up is because you know the band Oasis Wonderwall. Yeah,
two brothers, Liam and Noel Gallagher. They hate each other.
They do not like each other.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
They're brothers.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I don't know why they hate each other, but I
think they've gotten into several fist fights on stage before
they are going to tour. But they're not going to
see each other until they're both on stage. They will
both enter the stage from different sides of the stage.
They will not fly together, travel together, dress, shower, eat together. Nothing.
The only time they'll be together is when they are
(26:15):
on the stage. When the show is over, Leam will
walk off stage right.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Oh wow, No, will walk off on stage left, and
then they just don't speak.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
They just don't. But there's money to be made in tourings.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Showy, not when your show is going to be garbage
because there's no chemistry between the two singers or whatever
they instrument could be could be fun. I actually feel
like I want to go watch that just to see
if they get in a fight.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Let's talk about people's real names. We covered a little
bit of this earlier. Garth Brooks not his real name.
First name is Troyl Troyl Troy Garth Brush Croyle. Hank
Williams real name Hiram King Williams, but Hiram don't the
same country twang as Hank does. And Hank william Junior's
(27:04):
real first name is Randall Patsy Klein Patsy clin remember
her from way back in the day, you've heard of her.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I love her.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Her real name was Virginia Patterson Hensley. John Denver's real
name not John Denver, Henry John Dutchendorf Junior Duchendorf. Y
what Randy Travis's real name Randy Treewick. Faith Hill's real
name is Audrey Faith. Perry Bran not his real name.
(27:32):
Real name Thomas Luther Brian and Shania Twain wins the
award for farthest departure from her real names. Shania Twain's
real name Eileen Regina Edwards.
Speaker 8 (27:44):
I wonder how they come up because some of these
are so wildly different, Like some it makes sense it's
your middle name and then you change your last name.
But some of them are so wildly different, like Shania Twain.
Do you like sit down and workshop that with other people?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Like how do you come They probably do like a
research thing on it. Yeah, like country artists like Morgan Wallen.
It's a great country artist name. Jelly Roll not his
real name, right, well.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, I know, Chapel Romee, that's not her real name.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
What is your real name?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I don't know, but I also obviously lady Gaga is
not her real name?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yep, Stephanie German.
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Let's see chappelone's real name is Kaylee Rose Omstutz.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay, I mean it's so important name. We talked about
this a couple of weeks ago. It's like Walt Disney
his real name. Yeah, but and it's a magical name,
disney Land, Disney World, Disney Channel, Disney everything.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
But what if his real last name was Schwarzenberger.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Doom and Dorf for whatever you said.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Like Walt Schwarzenberger, you wouldn't want to go to Schwarzenberger Land.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
It would have never taken off. You feel like it
would never fit on a shirt.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Feel like you're shading my last name right now?
Speaker 8 (28:52):
Berger We are, Yeah, you'll never have You'll never have
a we should workshop names for all of us.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Okay, that sounds like a good bit.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Write it down, Jenny, for all of that. Tomorrow, Dave
Surt brought to you by six one two injured Himary
Lammer's injury Law, and we'll be right back on KDWB.
We're gonna talk to Brian from Snap Fitness. Brian's gonna
give us some fitness and nutrition tips to get our
spring and summer kicked off, right, maybe you feel unmotivated.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I know so many people that have started an.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Exercise program and they're like, yeah, they go down to
Dix and they buy some apparel, and they buy some shoes,
and they buy a water bottle, and they go about
three times and they go, I'm not motivated. I think
we're going to talk about that and some other cool
things to just kind of motivate.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Bailey.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
This is for you.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, I went to the gimmysterday. Well, you went to
the gym yesterday because they were having a two for
one
Katie it would be, and we generated a song called
Bailey had a Date. Now there's I'll give you the
address for this song generator. But let's see what it
came up with you guys ready, yes, okay, So Bailey
had a date. We wrote down some lyrics and then
it's supposed to generate a smooth R and B soulful
kind of so, okay, hold on, we're one second. I
got to close a couple of apps. Here, hold on
(00:21):
in hi, give me a second.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, and you're ready. Now okay, Bailey had a date.
Here we go, long intro.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Apparently this doesn't sound like a sexy song. For a detail, it.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Will never happen. Boy, this is really something first time
since Clinton was enough.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Fish come on fill that or fish.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
I want to just suit, not a little suit. He
wants to fill. He wants to jack.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And jelly jack and chillery.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Bailey had a day. It was her face.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Choose.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
It was so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Under fornic k that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Was Jenny's lying nice Jenny. Oh yeah, that's because that's
that's a horny song right there. It is. That is
a pee dropper right there.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You're gonna pe you're gonna different different.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh no, that's version one. There's version two. Bailey had
a date a I composed song two.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Again.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
God, it would never happen. Boy, this is really something.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
The first time, says Clinton was an office common filed
that by office. They went to this salary, got a
little celery. He wants to fillery, he wants to jack
(02:49):
and jellery daily hadn't day. It was Curspace, who was like,
was so bad? Tuck Okay, girl, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
So there they are.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Which one do you want? First one was better? You
like the first one?
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Good? Okay? Uh. And so now we're just gonna come
with more song titles for tomorrow? What song?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Give me a song title? Suggested for tomorrow and tomorrow
around this time. We'll have it generally every day this
week because we're like a kid with a new toy. Yeah,
we get it out all the time and play with it.
Then we all get bored with it and we say,
never do that again.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Ye want to get about it.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Wanted to text it in saying the next song should
be called when are we going to Benny Hannah?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And I like that one.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
I feel like that one can be like like polka.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, well, you know we could.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That's a good idea, Bennie Hannah, because I wanta wanna wanna, Yeah,
gonna go to Benny Hannah. Okay, yeah, all right, let's
do War of the Rose and Moses before where there's
a separated couple. We might have because we've done more
the Roses for a long time. But we've got somebody
on the phone who is actually there. It's not boyfriend girlfriend,
(04:06):
they're not just dating. They are married. But Samantha, how
long have you and Jared your husband? How long have
you been separated?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
We have been separated since the summer mid June.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Really okay, So.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And do you want to I mean, you don't have
to get into why you're separated that you know that.
I mean you could if you wanted to, but that's
not the issue. You are concerned that there might be
something going on while you're separated.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Tell me a little bit about that.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Yeah, basically, I guess just to go back to the separation.
We were seeing a therapist and she said that the
best way to do this and really come out ahead
and feel like we learned from it was totually not
see other people during our kind.
Speaker 9 (04:58):
Of trial separation, like not to date and not to
be really to be working.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
On ourselves and and evaluating the relationship, not just going
a look to like hook up or be with other people.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, And I think I've heard that it's not it's
not a license to go hook up.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's a lesson.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's a it's a basically an opportunity to see whether
you can live without each other and to like, you know,
to figure the whole thing out. Not a license to
go hook up with somebody, because now you are you know,
you have some privacy, so right, but you're suspicious that
something is going on, that he might be seeing somebody.
Speaker 10 (05:34):
What's going on, Well, that's what we're going to figure out, hopefully,
because all the signs are there that something is going on.
And that's it's just given.
Speaker 9 (05:46):
Me that oh, that yucky feeling in my stomach, that
you know, that pit feeling.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
Yeah, Like last week he came.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Over to my house. We first of all, we share
a dog, and we.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Sometimes go back and forth with like random things because
he got an apartment, I'm in the house. But he
basically came over to borrow our vacuum and his cologne.
Let's just say the smell of his cologne was like
off the charts, okay, strong, like snap me in the face.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Did he wear cologne before? No?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
No, Okay, that is really all I need to know.
That's all I need to know, because why are you
wearing cologne unless you are trying to appeal to someone sexually.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
I don't think cologne is the biggest guy yet.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
But is there something else? Samantha there?
Speaker 9 (06:41):
Yeah, I feel hold on, I have a post note
with a few things, and I want to make sure
I name them all me.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
Grab that hang on?
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Okay, yep, so number one was cologne.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Number two.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
He's got a haircut recently, but not just a trim,
because he's always had kind of a little shaggy mullet situation,
which I thought was cute. Now it's very like white collar.
I'm going into a corporate office.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Like he's got all.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
His hair like cut off, like very like Rico Suave,
which is not not my husband's. Okay, I mean, so.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
We got it. So we got a haircut, Okay.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Yeah, totally changed it look almost like a makeover. Oh yeah.
And then on top of that, I definitely I don't
want to sound crazy, but I've been, you know, insta stalking,
and not only is he going out late, but he's
staying up late. And that's just because you know, on Instagram,
(07:35):
you can like see when people were active or whatever.
And like sometimes on.
Speaker 10 (07:40):
Like a Saturday morning or a Sunday morning, I'll be
on my Instagram and then I'll go and like look
back and be able to see when he was last active,
and it's you know, it's like eight o'clock in the morning,
and it'll be like, oh, last active five hours ago
or four hours ago.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I think I knew that. So if I were to look,
let's say, like, look a look up Jenny's right now.
So let's say I go to Instagram.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
I think you have to go to my da like
the conversation in DMS, because then you can kind of
see under the username, it'll say act of five minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Here it says okay, yeah, Jenny Katie WB active thirty
six minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Ago, yeah okay.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
Which I am surprised that people aren't complaining about that
on Instagram. I mean, there's times I feel like it
doesn't show that all the time. But anyway, Okay, so
I've been looking, it's been showing.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
But the evidence shows, I mean, you got the colone,
which to me is like evidence right there. That is,
that is no way that your husband, who never wore colone,
is wearing coloone unless he's trying to appeal to somebody
or somebody said, hey, I got you some cologne, or
you should wear some colone, especially if he's putting it on,
because a guy that doesn't wear colone often doesn't realize
you don't need to put on a lot, just a little.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Also the haircut. The haircut is odd.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But the thing about him, unless he just has insomnia,
you know what you're saying, that he's you know, active
at two o'clock in the morning. Maybe he just can't sleep.
It could be because he misses you. It could be
just because he's like up and he can't sleep because
you're on his mind.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
But here's what we can do.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
I like that you're optimistic like that, well, I mean,
I hope that's the case.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But here's what we can do.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We can call him and we can do the whole
roses routine and say, hey, take the survey. We'll give
you a dozen roses, send the roses to whoever you
want to. And if you send the roses you know,
to you, Samantha, that's good. But we'll find out if
he sends them to you or somebody else.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
Okay, please, Yeah, that would be awesome, and I guess
I'll just hope for the best.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Are they cheating?
Speaker 10 (09:41):
I find out?
Speaker 8 (09:42):
R two of War of the Roses starts right now.
Speaker 11 (09:45):
On kt w B.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
SO on War of the Roses today.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
They are separated and they are not supposed to hook
up with anybody else, but she thinks that he is
because of the cologne, and.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
She saw he's been active on Instagram super late in
the middle.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Of the night.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
He got his haircut, which.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
I mean, some people get their haircut, but she seems
like it seemed like it was a drastic haircut.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
So is he hooking up with somebody while they're separated,
because that was not part of the deal. I guess
when you get separated, you're supposed to work on your marriage,
not work on hooking up. So we're going to make
the phone call and find out whether he sends the
roses to his wife or to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
That's all I needed from you, Jared.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
So now like I said, I have a dozen roses
to send out to whoever you'd like. I need a
name for who you want to send those roses to.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
Send them to?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Morgan?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
All right, awesome, So I got her name down. And
then also, we do offer a card that you can
send to her if you want to write a note
on it or anything.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Would you like to do that? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (10:56):
I would. Let's just write the word buoned What was
it again, dune o N and she'll know what it means.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Oh okay, I mean simple enough. That saves us some
characters on the card. So soon got that.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Saves characters on the card because you got to economize
on those characters.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, what in the world is going on here?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
There's so many questions, But first I think I owe
you an explanation, Jared.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
This is a trap. This is a trap.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
We are calling to see who you would send roses to.
We were kind of hoping that you would send them
to your wife.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
And who is we?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
It is the Dave Ryan Show, Dave and Jenny over
on Katie wb Radio. And apparently you don't listen to us,
or you would know that you were on a feature
we call War of the Roses where we try to
trap people who might be kind of sneaking around a
little bit. But then you wonder, are you still with me?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Jared? You're still there?
Speaker 9 (12:01):
Yeah, I'm here, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So then you start to wonder, you go, well, who
would who would do this? Well, it's interesting because your
wife listens to Katie WB and she called us and
she said, hey, will you call my husband Jared and
see whether he sends flowers to me? And she's listening
in right now, Samantha say.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Hi to Jared.
Speaker 9 (12:24):
Well, Hi, but what what the literal f did you
mean by soon? Is what I want to know. And
also who the is Morgan?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's a legitimate question.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I think that you know that that you know, you're
you're what we're wondering why you would send them to Morgan?
But also, I mean, she's been suspicious for a while.
Do you want to tell him why you've been suspicious?
A little bit, Samantha about maybe that you see in
somebody else.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
I mean, come on, you got your hair cut, that's
just bizarre. You never cut your hair.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
And then the cologne you've.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Been wearing cologne not to mention, you're uplate at night
on Instagram and you haven't even been posting lately, like
you're trying to hide who you've been with, and you've
got your car detail, Like, come on, you're gonna sit here.
Speaker 11 (13:14):
And this is gonna be ridiculous.
Speaker 9 (13:16):
This is really this is first of all, this is
not the form to be doing this.
Speaker 11 (13:21):
Are you following? So I get a haircut, namely one
human being who doesn't get haircuts. That is the dumbest
thing I've heard.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
I got a haircut, and why are you doing me dumb? Okay,
so we'll just answer the question. Are you seeing somebody
or not?
Speaker 11 (13:38):
I mean, let me ask you something.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
Do you really want to discuss all this in this
setting right now?
Speaker 11 (13:46):
And by the way, I know you're seeing somebody else too.
Do you think I don't see the lingerie you're buying
on Amazon?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Samantha? Are you still there?
Speaker 9 (14:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (14:02):
I'm here.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
She got kind of quiet.
Speaker 11 (14:07):
Yeah, look, I think we're going here.
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can't make this stuff up on k D double ub.
We got a lot of fun stories for you here
today on you Can't make this stuff up. So let's
(15:07):
dive in and see what we have here. It is
National Teacher Appreciation Day, part of Teacher Appreciation Week, and
so here's some proof they deserve a full week. They
asked what is the toughest job in America? And teachers
came in not at the top, but in the top twenty.
So let me go through the top toughest jobs. There
(15:30):
are number one firefighter, firefighter, number one agreed, number two,
construction worker, member of the military, doctor, cop, paramedic, astronaut, farmer,
because I guess if you're a farmer, you really can't.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Take the day off.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Now, well, do you work all the time?
Speaker 8 (15:48):
You know?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I guess you got to slap the hogs every day
if you're a farmer, and.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
If it doesn't rain, slop in the hogs. Oh, you
just get down in there and roll around with them.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Bit wrong, get wrong, quality of life, Give a little
smack on the behind.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, no, no, didn't you guys ever read Charlotte's Web?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
No, I mean, I know it's slapping a pig.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
But you take a bucket to slop out to the
hog trough, and you pour a bucket to slop in
their corn, cobs, beans sprout.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Yeah, you know, you take like anything that you make
in the kitchen and you have like scraps, you just
throw it into a bucket and that's your slop bucket
and then you just bring it out to the pigs and.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Throat in a trough.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
This reminds me of the time failing a hog tied you,
I do, does that still exist? Okay, you keep going
with your story. I'm gonna look up this video share
it if I can find it.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
So, farmer, air traffic controller and oil worker. Let's go
back to air traffic controller. I guess in New Jersey,
because of the old antiquated system, you're an air traffic controller.
You're controlling planes. They're all ready to fly into each
other unless you keep them separated. They're on duty. A
few weeks ago, all the screens went blame. Oh, so
(17:03):
they could no longer see on radar where the planes were,
like flight five h nine, you know, headed in three
hundred degrees whatever, blah blah. They couldn't see where they
were for ninety seconds.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I heard, what do you see that?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
They went on like a strike, like a stress strike.
They said, we ain't coming back. And so now I
guess in is it Trenton? Is that where the big
new airport is now in New York? They basically everything
is delayed and still delayed because of a lack of
air traffic controllers.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
It's that and literally I think one literally run one
runway is open right now.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
So the delays.
Speaker 12 (17:35):
If you look up just Nowark Airport, there are a
ton of delays, and it's kind of scary.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
People are like saying, like, don't travel out of Ark.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, don't blame them. Teacher tied for sixteenth place. But
let's face it, come on. Astronaut is easier because you're
basically just sitting on a couch pushing a couple of buttons.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I mean trying to, you know, raise the children of
the future to be human.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Also, if they're roofer, could never do it, don't I've
watched roofers in the neighborhood and they're up there walking
around like they're walking on a sidewalk that's two inches
off the ground, and they're on like a ninety degree
angled roof, and they're walking around with a stack of
bricks in their hand or whatever they're carrying. Electricians, home builders, engineers, teacher, pilot, lawyer,
(18:19):
woodworker and installing drywall.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Where is a radio DJ on that list.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Number four hundred and sixty second after professional nap taker.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Oh, so we've they've got it harder this way.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
That's a profession switching careers.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
You need to look into that. A couple of more.
They Skype has gone away. Did you hear about this one?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I did hear about that.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Skype is no longer when it when it came out
twenty two years ago, it was a free service from Microsoft,
and you could do video calls and phone calls, and
you could have a Skype phone number, et cetera, et cetera.
But then everybody now uses FaceTime teams or Zoom, So
Skype is no more. Microsoft announced a month ago and
started moving users over to teams, so if you go
(19:04):
to Skype dot com, it now prompts you to start
using teams. Came out about two thousand and three, and
then Microsoft actually bought it for eight point five billion
wow in twenty eleven. And I'm not sure if they
made a profit.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Off of that or not, but I just I do
miss like the Skype times because Skype was really big
when like Jenny and I was in college.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yes, I would skype my best friend in Wisconsin every
single day. Yes, we would just like go about our
normal like evening routine and just both be on Skype.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah. And it came out like right at the end
of high school.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
So then when you left all of your friends to
go to different colleges, you could still hang out with
them and it was like the best thing ever was Skype.
And I would post on Facebook all the time being
like I'm gonna be on Skype tonight. If anyone wants
to like shot, I'll be on Skype from this time.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
To this time.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Anybody ever oblige?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah, oh friends, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
By the way, Ruth Buzzy over here was very upset
because a couple of people texted in yesterday. Ruth Buzzy
was a comic from way back in the day and
she died. She was about eighty eight years old. And
then somebody texted in and said, oh my god, Bailey
looks just like Ruth Buzzy. Yeah, And I said, Nah,
not really, You're way hotter than Ruth Buzzy. But there
is definitely a resemblance in there.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
It'snara YouTube Live. We have a picture of young Ruth Buzzy.
I looked up young Ruth Buzzy. It makes me feel
less bad, but if you just google Ruth Buzzy, it
is not necessarily a compliment.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
I feel like she was actually pretty hot when she
was younger, but like the recent photos of her, like
when you smile and you can literally see the teeth
in the back of your mouth, that's a big mouth. Okay,
Bailey does not have that smile. You don't look like
her at all, in my opinion.
Speaker 12 (20:48):
I made a poll on our Instagram at Dave Ryan Show.
I said, do you see the resemblance? And it's still
a little early, but right now it's eighty five percent
of people say yes.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
Totally to see it.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Uh huh, I do that, Bailey asked me.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Again to my half hour, because the pole is only
like twenty minutes old.
Speaker 12 (21:02):
But right now, yes, the people say yes, Ruth Buzzy
one thousand percent.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Well, there's there's a.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Little resemblance in there, But you know, I don't know
if it's like, you know, allowed through hr to tell
your coworkers they're kind of hot. But I've told you
from the very beginning, Ye're kind of hot, kind not
super hot, k hot.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
I mean, at least I would settle for kind of
hot sattle, thank you. At Least no one said that
I look like gollum. I mean it could be worse,
because pretty now that you bring that up, that's really
turned it aside.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, all right, it is kd WV.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
We are just a couple of minutes away from Dave's
dirt and another nurse of the day. Nurses are the best.
The nurses are the ones that, like, you know, the
doctors get all the glamour. The doctors are the ones
who's like, Hm, okay, what do you got nurse? It's like, okay, well,
this pactent over here has got a cardioid youth of
you from off. Yeah, yeah, there are hanging off. Okay,
(22:01):
let's see dish Okay, nurse close him up, you know,
and the nurses do all the work. They're the ones
cleaning up the blood and the urine and the feet
will matter, all that stuff. And the doctors, you know
that doctors are like, I gotta go, I gotta go
play gold golf. And the nurses are back there, you know,
doing paperwork, taking care of all this stuff. Heather Nap
(22:21):
is the Nurse of the Hour from Saint Anthony over
the Line of Health, nominated by somebody else named Heather.
So congratulations Heather Nap. A.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
What does she win?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Jenny's She wins one hundred dollars Starbucks gift card, all
courtesy of Rasmussen University. Gets you fueled on those long
twelve hour shifts that nurses work.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
They work long shifts, Yeah, especially the overnight.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
People shout out to nurses. We appreciate you, and that's
why we're doing Nurses Day with Rasmussen University. We'll do
another one next hour on kd WB.
Speaker 11 (22:53):
Rub a little dirt on it, Dave's dirt on kd
w B.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Some weird stories.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Jennifer Anderson's at home or in bel Air yesterday afternoon,
sitting around, probably having like a little iced tea by
the pool, probably, and then all of a sudden, like
there's a big crash out front. Somebody drove their car
through her front gate. Now they were arrested, so I'm
gonna guess it was not an accident. Like remember ten
twelve years ago, Lindsay Lohan drove her car into a
fence in bell Air somewhere.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Remember that, I they don't, but you look at.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Lindsay Lowan was like either drunk or not paying attention
or something, and she drove her car into a fence
in Beverly Hills or bell Air or something like that.
And we were out there not too much longer. We've
been on one of those Hollywood van tours. Yeah, and
we drive by that spot and the driver's like, see
that broken fence over there, That's where Lindsay Lowan drove
her SUV in the fence.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
That was an accident.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
I wonder the person who drove into Jennifer Andison's gate, like,
did they think they were in grand theft auto? Because
because in like video game, you drive through a gate
and the gate just like flies up behind you and
then you keep driving, but like in real life, the
gate is.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Gonna stop you well, or and or smash your windshield
and then kill you.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah, so I think they did it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Larry David once met Paul McCartney, and he didn't want
to ask the standard questions like.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Uh, what's your favorite Beatles song?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Or what was it like being a Beatle, which is
what I would ask him, because you know, those are
good questions. So we asked him a question nobody else
has ever asked him.
Speaker 13 (24:19):
At the fiftieth I was introduced to Paul McCartney and
I said to him, has anyone ever punched you in
the mouth? There was an incident in his youth when
he was like thirteen or fourteen, and somebody head better
than he told me.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
A couple of weeks from now, Final Destination Bloodlines is
coming out, and Von Tavius and I are going to
leave early from the show to go setch an early screening.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
How early are these screamings?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Now, No, we're leaving early anyway.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Yeah, we'll leave it like six oh five, yeah, six, yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Was the show, by the way, will be first in
line because I love the Final Destination series and I
think this is the final one.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
I don't know, don't say that I wanted to make more,
you know.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
What, maybe they will U So it's interesting because in
the very first scene of the opening sequence of Final
Destination Bloodlines, there's a woman who gets burned to death
or during the opening sequence. The interesting part is it
was a seventy one year old stunt woman that was
set on fire, and she set a new world record
(25:18):
for the oldest person ever on fire on camera.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Seventy one years old.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
Ball.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
That is oh no kidding.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You ever heard of like bands that just hate each other,
bands that just cannot get along?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I wonder about a lot of bands that are probably
like that.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Well, remember when the Jonas Brothers they were here in
town and they got into a big fight about something
and they canceled part of their tour. Do you remember
that seven or eight years ago? The reason I bring
it up is because you know the band Oasis Wonderwall. Yeah,
two brothers, Liam and Noel Gallagher. They hate each other.
They do not like each other.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
They're brothers.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I don't know why they hate each other, but I
think they've gotten into several fist fights on stage before
they are going to tour. But they're not going to
see each other until they're both on stage. They will
both enter the stage from different sides of the stage.
They will not fly together, travel together, dress, shower, eat together. Nothing.
The only time they'll be together is when they are
(26:15):
on the stage. When the show is over, Leam will
walk off stage right.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Oh wow, No, will walk off on stage left, and
then they just don't speak.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
They just don't. But there's money to be made in tourings.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Showy, not when your show is going to be garbage
because there's no chemistry between the two singers or whatever
they instrument could be could be fun. I actually feel
like I want to go watch that just to see
if they get in a fight.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Let's talk about people's real names. We covered a little
bit of this earlier. Garth Brooks not his real name.
First name is Troyl Troyl Troy Garth Brush Croyle. Hank
Williams real name Hiram King Williams, but Hiram don't the
same country twang as Hank does. And Hank william Junior's
(27:04):
real first name is Randall Patsy Klein Patsy clin remember
her from way back in the day, you've heard of her.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I love her.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Her real name was Virginia Patterson Hensley. John Denver's real
name not John Denver, Henry John Dutchendorf Junior Duchendorf. Y
what Randy Travis's real name Randy Treewick. Faith Hill's real
name is Audrey Faith. Perry Bran not his real name.
(27:32):
Real name Thomas Luther Brian and Shania Twain wins the
award for farthest departure from her real names. Shania Twain's
real name Eileen Regina Edwards.
Speaker 8 (27:44):
I wonder how they come up because some of these
are so wildly different, Like some it makes sense it's
your middle name and then you change your last name.
But some of them are so wildly different, like Shania Twain.
Do you like sit down and workshop that with other people?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Like how do you come They probably do like a
research thing on it. Yeah, like country artists like Morgan Wallen.
It's a great country artist name. Jelly Roll not his
real name, right, well.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, I know, Chapel Romee, that's not her real name.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
What is your real name?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I don't know, but I also obviously lady Gaga is
not her real name?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yep, Stephanie German.
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Let's see chappelone's real name is Kaylee Rose Omstutz.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay, I mean it's so important name. We talked about
this a couple of weeks ago. It's like Walt Disney
his real name. Yeah, but and it's a magical name,
disney Land, Disney World, Disney Channel, Disney everything.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
But what if his real last name was Schwarzenberger.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Doom and Dorf for whatever you said.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Like Walt Schwarzenberger, you wouldn't want to go to Schwarzenberger Land.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
It would have never taken off. You feel like it
would never fit on a shirt.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Feel like you're shading my last name right now?
Speaker 8 (28:52):
Berger We are, Yeah, you'll never have You'll never have
a we should workshop names for all of us.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Okay, that sounds like a good bit.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Write it down, Jenny, for all of that. Tomorrow, Dave
Surt brought to you by six one two injured Himary
Lammer's injury Law, and we'll be right back on KDWB.
We're gonna talk to Brian from Snap Fitness. Brian's gonna
give us some fitness and nutrition tips to get our
spring and summer kicked off, right, maybe you feel unmotivated.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I know so many people that have started an.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Exercise program and they're like, yeah, they go down to
Dix and they buy some apparel, and they buy some shoes,
and they buy a water bottle, and they go about
three times and they go, I'm not motivated. I think
we're going to talk about that and some other cool
things to just kind of motivate.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Bailey.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
This is for you.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, I went to the gimmysterday. Well, you went to
the gym yesterday because they were having a two for
one
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