February 5, 2025 • 15 mins
Jenny asks us why we're feeling petty, Dave's Dirt, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's credit.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Enter it now at KDWB dot com. Why bother, well,
because it'll get you one thousand dollars. I mean, there's
certain little things you do in life. Why do you
wash the dishes so you have clean dishes? Why do
you do the laundry? Nobody wants to do the laundry. Well,
you have nice clean clothes folded up, ready to go.
Why do you put the dog out? You don't have
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to put the dog out, just get by without put
the dog out, but you would pay if you did not.
So you have a nice clean house with no poop.
Why do you call zero res? Because now you have
a clean carpet nine to five two zero res? Why
would you do that because you get a thousand dollars?
Think about that yourself. A cross country skis supposed to
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snow this weekend. All the cross country ski areas and
trailers are going to be open. It's easy to learn,
it's a lot of fun and you can start at
a beginner course. Go down to Hoyguards. That's where I
got buying. Shout out to Hoyguards. Go down to Hoyguards
and have her help you set up with a set
of cross country skis.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Probably five.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I said that would be super fun. Yeah, or sow shoeing.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Or snow shoeing would be good too.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Whatever you want to do, spend that money in advance
in your mind, but you gotta play that game. Go
to katiewb dot com, enter that keyword in the box
that pops up credit and you're good to go. Jenny
has been spending the morning poking around on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
What'd you find?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We're gonna get a little bit petty today.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I'm readit okay, because I want to know what one
thing is that happened to you already today, So in
the nine and a half hours since it turn to
midnight that made you angry, and I will start and
then you guys think of yours and we'll do it.
Minus the fact that I got coffee today from a
coffee shop and it looked like there were four SIPs
taken out of it around that bad boy was not
filled at the top, and I was like, come on, man,
(01:44):
I need those four SIPs.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Being a very petty person, I love this already. We'll
do it next on katiewb. Send yours in. I'd love
to recent text messages. What did you what's happened to
you already today since midnight, that was petty that has
made you angry. We'll reach some of those networks. Jenny's
been on readdit.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Today.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We're talking about the one thing that's made you angry today.
So it's only been nine and a half hours since
the turn of midnight. So for me, it's the fact
that I got coffee and when I went to pick
it up, it already looked like there were four SIPs
missing from it.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It was to the top, and it made me rustrated. Dave,
what made you angry today? Already?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I sent a very very witty text to somebody that
we're both super funny and she has not responded with
how funny I am.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And this was probably two hours ago. It was like
I put a.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Lot of thought into these funny text messages and so yeah,
thanks ba Bailey. So yeah, I sent it to her.
She sent me something funny and I put a haha,
and then I wrote back something funny and she hasn't
written back yet funny.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, there's still a chance.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
I thought she just said something completely different.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, she's a professional woman, so she's probably designing some
skyscraper or you know, like doing some surgery. Or something,
so whatever, whatever, screw you.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh my goodness, Okay, oh you're really angry.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Petty lavellely what you made you angry today?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
So this is it is such a stupid thing that
I really shouldn't be upset about. But when I see
there are cars in the parking lot of my apartment building.
There's only six spots in this parking lot, and there
are cars that still have snow on them, which means
they've been there for days because it hasn't snowed in
a couple of days. And I'm just like, why are
you moving your car? Like, move your car, go somewhere,
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go do something, or are you dead? And I need
to check on you because why haven't you cleaned off
your car and moved it from the parking spot that
you are now taking over and monopolizing from the.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Rest of us.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Ah, buddy, thank you, David.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Day.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
This girl that I didn't we were we were like
really close friends back in college. I've been liking her
posts is obviously because we used to be cool.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Maybe not so much anymore.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
I picked this she unfollowed me, so I went and
unliked all the pictures and things of hers that I
liked before. I didn't n follow hercause I'm still little
bit nosy and want to see her. But no, you
don't get my likes if you want to follow me.
And why do you want to follow me?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
What did I do being a little B word?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I don't know. We'll see.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well, there's a lot of people who have texted in
already about what has made them angry. This person said,
I had to park in the second row at work
instead of my unassigned front row spot.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Angry, My alarm went.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Off and ruined my fun dream of buying donuts from
the Amish market.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
They make the best donuts.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, that sounds delicious.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Something that made me angry.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Typically I get up before everyone else and leave for
the gym before anyone else gets up. But this week
the boyfriend is on vacation, so he woke up and
came down to the living room blaring TikTok while I
was trying to read my book in silence. Got something
petty that happened to me already was waking up to
my cat chewing on my hair, so I proceeded to
rocket launch her across the room. The refusal of my
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son to wear any of his clean pants, wants to
wear two of the twelve pants he owns, and he
attempted to start a load of laundry, which resulted in
a puddle of water in the washer and pile of
wet clothes in front of the washer because he freaked
out and wasn't sure what to do, and I had
to run him last.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Second to fix head.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Kids in charge the car across for me, it turns
to block my right away of going straight, something that's
made me angry.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So I thry yesterday because I tried to take a
nap and Josie was snoring next to me, and I
couldn't get sleep because it was a constant dog snore
and it's like, oh, she's sixteen, so I don't want
to wake her up.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Somebody said I'm an aerospace engineering student, and I woke
up to discover my son went into my office while
I was sleeping and broke my twenty two hundred dollars Lenovo.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's a laptop, the lifeline to my edge.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I don't think that's a petty thing to nap.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, this was really petty.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
The toothpaste wouldn't go back, and the toothpaste holder correctly,
So I threw it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I love it. What petty thing has already upset you
this morning. We'll be back in a second. Dave's Dirt
on the way in just a minute. There's a story
about how Miami Beach does not want students to come
there for spring break, and they made it into a
parody reality series. Actually pretty funny. I'll play you the
clip coming up in a second on kdwb on Dave's
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Dirt after Lola Young Messy. It's a lot better looking
Dave's dirt on katiwb Let's dive. And it just brought
to you by six point two injured Himerlin Lammer's Injury Law.
Miami Beach does not want college students coming down there
because college students come down for spring break and they
think that there are no rules, but there are rules.
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They don't want a bunch of people from well, I
don't know, ASU coming down renting a convertible Mustang, sitting
on the back of up with their boobies out, screaming
along to Jelly Roll as they're rolling down whatever the
big boulevard is.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Down there, Miami Boulevard.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Miami Boulevard. They don't want you there.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
So Miami has put together a mock reality show spoof
to discourage spring.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Breakers, and it's very clever. You got this sick phouse
for you in Miami Beach.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Once we talked to Miami Beach, things went downhill fast.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
You're drinking in public that's not allow, This speaker that's
not allowed.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Rule after fool after rule?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I don't want you.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
We didn't know the rule was so annoying.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Guys saying expect potential curfews?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I'm not saying the hotel.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
All spring breaks.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
So sick of crime?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Jenny said, who can afford to go to Miami Beach?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's so expensive for a spring break like college spring breaks.
But I mean some people have rich parents who have
I did have one friend in college who took out
extra loans so he could afford going on spring break trips.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Brilliant.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I was like, Wow, that was not your best financial decision.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
But also, why are you giving nineteen year olds money
for free like that? Yeah, government coming not the best
decision you've ever made. Something that's cheap that you can do, though,
is swing by holiday station stories and get their.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Five dollars meal deal.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh, it comes with a personal size pizza and a
twenty ounce pepsi for just five bucks.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
For five buck, they're losing money on this Jenny.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
They probably are. That's why I probably shouldn't talk about
it a lot, but I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You'll take advantage of it before they change their mind.
He said, like a pepsi for five bucks exactly. Okay, brilliant.
They want to make it legal to eat beavers again.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I just had a stuffed.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
There's a Minnesota senator that wants to make it legal
to eat beavers again in Minnesota. I guess it's illegal
because if you kill a beaver on your property because
they're destructive or whatever, you have to take the corpse
and the report it to the game warden or whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
No, I think you actually have to do that before
you don't get to kill a beaver. You have to
reach out to people to take care of a beaver.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Yeah, because they save our waterways.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I feel like, yeah, they're like, you know the guy
who you know is in charge of the waways.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
We had enough water our ways in Minnesota. We need
to clog them up and building some apartments. No, not, No,
are important towny rivers. Can you name Crow River, Minnesota River,
Missi River, the Ohio rivers and in Ohio Amazon. But
here in Minnesota, we got enough rivers. Clog them up,
build an apartment complex and Popeyes. Yeah, well, we don't
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have enough Popeyes in Minnesota. You know, we got enough
of rivers and lakes. They're all around the place exactly.
You know why, because the beavers are there. To make
sure that.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
They have beavers.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
They sound delicious for lunch, I have some and at
Chapel roone fourteen years old. This goes back a few
years predicting that she would win a Grammy.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
To agree, so that's my goal for all.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
The teachers and the talent show were like, stupid, this
is Oriande.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
I was, of course treating it very seriously, but having
music be a part of that remedy was absolutely contributing.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
To saving my life. I just said, I don't really
care about the formula.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
I don't really want to play by the rules at
this moment because this is what I need from my soul,
and it felt really healing and freeing.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
She's talking about this song.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Let's talk about Super Bowl commercials that are going to
be on this Sunday. But the funny thing is is
they now like release these well in advance, So let's
get started. Uber each is pulling out all the stops
this week. Their ad has Matthew McConaughey, Kevin Bacon, Martha Stewart,
Charlie XCX, Hot one's host, Sean Evans, and Greta Gerwig.
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Oh gotcha? Okay, Barry Kyogan, the one from Salt Burn.
He is going to be teaming up with a donkey
in this year's Squarespace ad Stella Artois.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's the beer.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I believe as to you that David Beckham is going
to do an ad where he finds a long lost brother.
Yesterday we found out it was Matt Damon. Spot is
directed by Ben Affleck. That's kind of cool. Can and
Frank's Red Hot did a commercial this year and they
put Paris Hilton in the ad.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
That makes sense. That's hot.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh I didn't get that. Oh that's funny, Very good, Jenny,
that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
So here are some of the odd things you can
bet on during the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
These are always kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
There's actually sports books that will accept the following bets.
Travis Kelsey proposes to Taylor Swift after the game. They
say there's a sixteen point seven percent chance that will happen.
A coach or player will cry during the national anthem,
eighty one percent. Quarterback catches a pass five point nine percent. Well,
that could be higher this year because they don't call
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it the Philly Special for nothing. That's a play that
they run. Yep, they bet on the color of the
Gatorade port on the winning coach. Purple has the best
odds at thirty two Really Purple, who will be MPVV
MVP mentioned first? God or Jesus is the favorite at
fifty percent odds. Teammates are second. Will Kendrick Lamar mentioned
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Drake during the halftime show twenty five percent.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
I don't know, he's too smart to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I think you're right. Yeah, first celebrity cameo. Here's a shocker.
Taylor Swift is the favorite with a thirty three percent possibility.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Peyton Manning is second.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Like sitting in the stands or to the press box
or whatever, at twenty five percent.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I used to play football.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
He well, he actually does a lot of announcing, so
I'm curious that he's not helping with some kind of announcing.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Him and his brother do those like side by side
You know what I'm talking about, Dave.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, but I think we know that in advance. Yeah, no, no, okay,
So here is your nepotism. Michael Jordan's son Marcus arrested
for DUI and coke possession because he got his car
stuck on the train tracks in Orlando. During his arrest,
he made sure to mention you, my dad's Michael Jordan.
He been pretty testy several times, but never violent. At
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one point, they were searching his pockets and he asked
him if they'd like to check under his package too.
It's like, oh, you want to check under there too. Listen,
you got cocaine on you and you're drunk trapped on
railroad tracks. You don't really deserve a lot of respect
at this time.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
What a crazy little brat too.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I think that's kind of like how I mean, I
get the same vibe from Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's
kids too.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Really, yeah, I just do. I don't know. They don't
really have any talent.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I think they're creative, though, I don't they're creative to
people defend that position. I mean, Willow Smith has like
a pretty good song. Actually that one viral on TikTok
for a little bit. Does she do Whip your Hair Bath?
That's not the song I'm talking about. There's another one
that she's done that's really good.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I don't know. I think that they're just like creative
people who do artsy Yeah so, but also they get
to do everything that they do because of their parents.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well, no question.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, they'd be working at like in and out Burger
if it wasn't for mom and dad. Yeah, that is
the dirt on katiewb. It has brought to you today
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and we will see tomorrow it's War of the Roses Day.
Set an alarm in your phone, be here by seven
thirty five or nine oh five. You'll hear it both times.
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Justin Timberlake and Kevin Hart tickets. Tomorrow, we are going
to play a game of Dave Tank where you will
create an invention, like an imaginary invention. Mine would be
the bedlifter two thousand, where you don't really want to
get out of bed, your alarm goes off, and this
actually you push a button and a claw comes over,
lifts out of bed, props up on your feet, gives
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you a little slap on the ass, and gets you
on your way. Nice bedlifter three thousand. This is upgrade
on the two thousand, which did not slap.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
You on the ass.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
But then you tell me your fictional invention tomorrow and
I will invest twenty dollars in my favorite one, just
like they do on Shark Tank. It's called Dave Tank.
That'll be tomorrow as well. If you need us for
anything be between now and tomorrow, send an email to
show at KDWBT dot com and check out the Minnesota
Goodbye because it was a fun one today. We had
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a really good time on the Minnesota Goodbye. It's our
after the show bonus podcast, and just search Minnesota Goodbye.
That's credit.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Enter it now at KDWB dot com. Why bother, well,
because it'll get you one thousand dollars. I mean, there's
certain little things you do in life. Why do you
wash the dishes so you have clean dishes? Why do
you do the laundry? Nobody wants to do the laundry. Well,
you have nice clean clothes folded up, ready to go.
Why do you put the dog out? You don't have
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to put the dog out, just get by without put
the dog out, but you would pay if you did not.
So you have a nice clean house with no poop.
Why do you call zero res? Because now you have
a clean carpet nine to five two zero res? Why
would you do that because you get a thousand dollars?
Think about that yourself. A cross country skis supposed to
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snow this weekend. All the cross country ski areas and
trailers are going to be open. It's easy to learn,
it's a lot of fun and you can start at
a beginner course. Go down to Hoyguards. That's where I
got buying. Shout out to Hoyguards. Go down to Hoyguards
and have her help you set up with a set
of cross country skis.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Probably five.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I said that would be super fun. Yeah, or sow shoeing.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Or snow shoeing would be good too.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Whatever you want to do, spend that money in advance
in your mind, but you gotta play that game. Go
to katiewb dot com, enter that keyword in the box
that pops up credit and you're good to go. Jenny
has been spending the morning poking around on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
What'd you find?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We're gonna get a little bit petty today.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I'm readit okay, because I want to know what one
thing is that happened to you already today, So in
the nine and a half hours since it turn to
midnight that made you angry, and I will start and
then you guys think of yours and we'll do it.
Minus the fact that I got coffee today from a
coffee shop and it looked like there were four SIPs
taken out of it around that bad boy was not
filled at the top, and I was like, come on, man,
(01:44):
I need those four SIPs.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Being a very petty person, I love this already. We'll
do it next on katiewb. Send yours in. I'd love
to recent text messages. What did you what's happened to
you already today since midnight, that was petty that has
made you angry. We'll reach some of those networks. Jenny's
been on readdit.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Today.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We're talking about the one thing that's made you angry today.
So it's only been nine and a half hours since
the turn of midnight. So for me, it's the fact
that I got coffee and when I went to pick
it up, it already looked like there were four SIPs
missing from it.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It was to the top, and it made me rustrated. Dave,
what made you angry today? Already?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I sent a very very witty text to somebody that
we're both super funny and she has not responded with
how funny I am.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And this was probably two hours ago. It was like
I put a.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Lot of thought into these funny text messages and so yeah,
thanks ba Bailey. So yeah, I sent it to her.
She sent me something funny and I put a haha,
and then I wrote back something funny and she hasn't
written back yet funny.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, there's still a chance.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
I thought she just said something completely different.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, she's a professional woman, so she's probably designing some
skyscraper or you know, like doing some surgery. Or something,
so whatever, whatever, screw you.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh my goodness, Okay, oh you're really angry.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Petty lavellely what you made you angry today?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
So this is it is such a stupid thing that
I really shouldn't be upset about. But when I see
there are cars in the parking lot of my apartment building.
There's only six spots in this parking lot, and there
are cars that still have snow on them, which means
they've been there for days because it hasn't snowed in
a couple of days. And I'm just like, why are
you moving your car? Like, move your car, go somewhere,
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go do something, or are you dead? And I need
to check on you because why haven't you cleaned off
your car and moved it from the parking spot that
you are now taking over and monopolizing from the.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Rest of us.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Ah, buddy, thank you, David.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Day.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
This girl that I didn't we were we were like
really close friends back in college. I've been liking her
posts is obviously because we used to be cool.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Maybe not so much anymore.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
I picked this she unfollowed me, so I went and
unliked all the pictures and things of hers that I
liked before. I didn't n follow hercause I'm still little
bit nosy and want to see her. But no, you
don't get my likes if you want to follow me.
And why do you want to follow me?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
What did I do being a little B word?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I don't know. We'll see.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well, there's a lot of people who have texted in
already about what has made them angry. This person said,
I had to park in the second row at work
instead of my unassigned front row spot.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Angry, My alarm went.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Off and ruined my fun dream of buying donuts from
the Amish market.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
They make the best donuts.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, that sounds delicious.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Something that made me angry.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Typically I get up before everyone else and leave for
the gym before anyone else gets up. But this week
the boyfriend is on vacation, so he woke up and
came down to the living room blaring TikTok while I
was trying to read my book in silence. Got something
petty that happened to me already was waking up to
my cat chewing on my hair, so I proceeded to
rocket launch her across the room. The refusal of my
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son to wear any of his clean pants, wants to
wear two of the twelve pants he owns, and he
attempted to start a load of laundry, which resulted in
a puddle of water in the washer and pile of
wet clothes in front of the washer because he freaked
out and wasn't sure what to do, and I had
to run him last.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Second to fix head.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Kids in charge the car across for me, it turns
to block my right away of going straight, something that's
made me angry.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So I thry yesterday because I tried to take a
nap and Josie was snoring next to me, and I
couldn't get sleep because it was a constant dog snore
and it's like, oh, she's sixteen, so I don't want
to wake her up.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Somebody said I'm an aerospace engineering student, and I woke
up to discover my son went into my office while
I was sleeping and broke my twenty two hundred dollars Lenovo.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's a laptop, the lifeline to my edge.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I don't think that's a petty thing to nap.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, this was really petty.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
The toothpaste wouldn't go back, and the toothpaste holder correctly,
So I threw it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I love it. What petty thing has already upset you
this morning. We'll be back in a second. Dave's Dirt
on the way in just a minute. There's a story
about how Miami Beach does not want students to come
there for spring break, and they made it into a
parody reality series. Actually pretty funny. I'll play you the
clip coming up in a second on kdwb on Dave's
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Dirt after Lola Young Messy. It's a lot better looking
Dave's dirt on katiwb Let's dive. And it just brought
to you by six point two injured Himerlin Lammer's Injury Law.
Miami Beach does not want college students coming down there
because college students come down for spring break and they
think that there are no rules, but there are rules.
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They don't want a bunch of people from well, I
don't know, ASU coming down renting a convertible Mustang, sitting
on the back of up with their boobies out, screaming
along to Jelly Roll as they're rolling down whatever the
big boulevard is.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Down there, Miami Boulevard.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Miami Boulevard. They don't want you there.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
So Miami has put together a mock reality show spoof
to discourage spring.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Breakers, and it's very clever. You got this sick phouse
for you in Miami Beach.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Once we talked to Miami Beach, things went downhill fast.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
You're drinking in public that's not allow, This speaker that's
not allowed.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Rule after fool after rule?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I don't want you.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
We didn't know the rule was so annoying.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Guys saying expect potential curfews?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I'm not saying the hotel.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
All spring breaks.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
So sick of crime?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Jenny said, who can afford to go to Miami Beach?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's so expensive for a spring break like college spring breaks.
But I mean some people have rich parents who have
I did have one friend in college who took out
extra loans so he could afford going on spring break trips.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Brilliant.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I was like, Wow, that was not your best financial decision.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
But also, why are you giving nineteen year olds money
for free like that? Yeah, government coming not the best
decision you've ever made. Something that's cheap that you can do, though,
is swing by holiday station stories and get their.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Five dollars meal deal.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh, it comes with a personal size pizza and a
twenty ounce pepsi for just five bucks.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
For five buck, they're losing money on this Jenny.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
They probably are. That's why I probably shouldn't talk about
it a lot, but I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You'll take advantage of it before they change their mind.
He said, like a pepsi for five bucks exactly. Okay, brilliant.
They want to make it legal to eat beavers again.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I just had a stuffed.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
There's a Minnesota senator that wants to make it legal
to eat beavers again in Minnesota. I guess it's illegal
because if you kill a beaver on your property because
they're destructive or whatever, you have to take the corpse
and the report it to the game warden or whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
No, I think you actually have to do that before
you don't get to kill a beaver. You have to
reach out to people to take care of a beaver.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Yeah, because they save our waterways.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I feel like, yeah, they're like, you know the guy
who you know is in charge of the waways.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
We had enough water our ways in Minnesota. We need
to clog them up and building some apartments. No, not, No,
are important towny rivers. Can you name Crow River, Minnesota River,
Missi River, the Ohio rivers and in Ohio Amazon. But
here in Minnesota, we got enough rivers. Clog them up,
build an apartment complex and Popeyes. Yeah, well, we don't
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have enough Popeyes in Minnesota. You know, we got enough
of rivers and lakes. They're all around the place exactly.
You know why, because the beavers are there. To make
sure that.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
They have beavers.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
They sound delicious for lunch, I have some and at
Chapel roone fourteen years old. This goes back a few
years predicting that she would win a Grammy.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
To agree, so that's my goal for all.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
The teachers and the talent show were like, stupid, this
is Oriande.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
I was, of course treating it very seriously, but having
music be a part of that remedy was absolutely contributing.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
To saving my life. I just said, I don't really
care about the formula.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
I don't really want to play by the rules at
this moment because this is what I need from my soul,
and it felt really healing and freeing.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
She's talking about this song.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Let's talk about Super Bowl commercials that are going to
be on this Sunday. But the funny thing is is
they now like release these well in advance, So let's
get started. Uber each is pulling out all the stops
this week. Their ad has Matthew McConaughey, Kevin Bacon, Martha Stewart,
Charlie XCX, Hot one's host, Sean Evans, and Greta Gerwig.
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Oh gotcha? Okay, Barry Kyogan, the one from Salt Burn.
He is going to be teaming up with a donkey
in this year's Squarespace ad Stella Artois.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's the beer.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I believe as to you that David Beckham is going
to do an ad where he finds a long lost brother.
Yesterday we found out it was Matt Damon. Spot is
directed by Ben Affleck. That's kind of cool. Can and
Frank's Red Hot did a commercial this year and they
put Paris Hilton in the ad.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
That makes sense. That's hot.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh I didn't get that. Oh that's funny, Very good, Jenny,
that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
So here are some of the odd things you can
bet on during the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
These are always kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
There's actually sports books that will accept the following bets.
Travis Kelsey proposes to Taylor Swift after the game. They
say there's a sixteen point seven percent chance that will happen.
A coach or player will cry during the national anthem,
eighty one percent. Quarterback catches a pass five point nine percent. Well,
that could be higher this year because they don't call
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it the Philly Special for nothing. That's a play that
they run. Yep, they bet on the color of the
Gatorade port on the winning coach. Purple has the best
odds at thirty two Really Purple, who will be MPVV
MVP mentioned first? God or Jesus is the favorite at
fifty percent odds. Teammates are second. Will Kendrick Lamar mentioned
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Drake during the halftime show twenty five percent.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
I don't know, he's too smart to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I think you're right. Yeah, first celebrity cameo. Here's a shocker.
Taylor Swift is the favorite with a thirty three percent possibility.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Peyton Manning is second.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Like sitting in the stands or to the press box
or whatever, at twenty five percent.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I used to play football.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
He well, he actually does a lot of announcing, so
I'm curious that he's not helping with some kind of announcing.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Him and his brother do those like side by side
You know what I'm talking about, Dave.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, but I think we know that in advance. Yeah, no, no, okay,
So here is your nepotism. Michael Jordan's son Marcus arrested
for DUI and coke possession because he got his car
stuck on the train tracks in Orlando. During his arrest,
he made sure to mention you, my dad's Michael Jordan.
He been pretty testy several times, but never violent. At
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one point, they were searching his pockets and he asked
him if they'd like to check under his package too.
It's like, oh, you want to check under there too. Listen,
you got cocaine on you and you're drunk trapped on
railroad tracks. You don't really deserve a lot of respect
at this time.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
What a crazy little brat too.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I think that's kind of like how I mean, I
get the same vibe from Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's
kids too.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Really, yeah, I just do. I don't know. They don't
really have any talent.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I think they're creative, though, I don't they're creative to
people defend that position. I mean, Willow Smith has like
a pretty good song. Actually that one viral on TikTok
for a little bit. Does she do Whip your Hair Bath?
That's not the song I'm talking about. There's another one
that she's done that's really good.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I don't know. I think that they're just like creative
people who do artsy Yeah so, but also they get
to do everything that they do because of their parents.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well, no question.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, they'd be working at like in and out Burger
if it wasn't for mom and dad. Yeah, that is
the dirt on katiewb. It has brought to you today
by sixty one two Injured heimerl and Lammer's Injury Law
and we will see tomorrow it's War of the Roses Day.
Set an alarm in your phone, be here by seven
thirty five or nine oh five. You'll hear it both times.
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Justin Timberlake and Kevin Hart tickets. Tomorrow, we are going
to play a game of Dave Tank where you will
create an invention, like an imaginary invention. Mine would be
the bedlifter two thousand, where you don't really want to
get out of bed, your alarm goes off, and this
actually you push a button and a claw comes over,
lifts out of bed, props up on your feet, gives
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you a little slap on the ass, and gets you
on your way. Nice bedlifter three thousand. This is upgrade
on the two thousand, which did not slap.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
You on the ass.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
But then you tell me your fictional invention tomorrow and
I will invest twenty dollars in my favorite one, just
like they do on Shark Tank. It's called Dave Tank.
That'll be tomorrow as well. If you need us for
anything be between now and tomorrow, send an email to
show at KDWBT dot com and check out the Minnesota
Goodbye because it was a fun one today. We had
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a really good time on the Minnesota Goodbye. It's our
after the show bonus podcast, and just search Minnesota Goodbye.
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