April 17, 2025 • 20 mins
We spin Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends, get a visit from Coon Rapids High School, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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do this awful bit now? Or we need to wake up?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Just wait a little bit. We're gonna We're gonna do
it after and he says, awful bit. It's Bailey and
I's favorite bit. It's called Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends. Yeah,
where Bailey spends a wheel and we land on a
random girl that Dave is dated in his past and
he tells the funnel story about her.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
There are some interesting dated some interesting girls, because I
think you've got to be a little bit weird to
date somebody like me.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
So I've dated some weird house and also has so
many so many.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
There like Yeah, honestly, we couldn't even find a wheel
big enough to fill out.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah all right, I don't like this bit, but we'll
do it anyway. Coming up next on kd WB, and
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stay here that's coming up right after this bit that
I'd really rather we not do.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
That's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yes, we're good, weel, we're friend Oh cute you put
together a little intro on there again.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh, you know, it's a regular segment, and felt like
it needed something to pizzazz it up a little bit more,
even though you have the stories to make it good enough.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
On its own.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Okay, what do you do now?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Well, I've spun the wheel and I have now Yeah,
here we go. We're spinning it. We're spinning it. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
You are going to tell us all about the girl
you dated named April.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh, April. Yeah, Okay. I met April.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I think we were skiing, and she was this adorable
blonde with big eighties hair, and so we started hanging
out a little bit and we got along really well.
And I went to her house one time, and that
was the woman that I went. She lived with her mom,
and she lived in the basement, and I went over
for some reason. I went downstairs and there were, huh,
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everywhere you looked, piles of cat poop.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Oh no, this was April.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yeah, And it smelled so bad.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And I just couldn't believe that anybody would number one
do that and number two have somebody come to their house.
Maybe they just thought that was normal. But that's one
of the biggest things. She's very sweet, very kind, but
I remember that there were piles of cat poop all
over her house.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Y did you kiss her?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Oh of course not there? Oh not there. No, that
was after that.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Then you were like, not.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
This, I don't remember. Oh god, I don't remember everything. Okay, will.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
All right, you're going to tell us all about the
girl you dated named Judy.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Oh okay. Judy was about twenty years older than me.
And wow, how old were you? Twenty four?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And yeah, and Judy was I mean, you know, she's
looking at me like, okay, look at this young buck.
And I was like, you know, at an age when
you're twenty four, you'll hit it with pretty much anything. Sure,
like a rolling donut. If there's a donut rolling by,
you will take a leap at the rolling donut. And
so Judy was the first woman that she was very nice,
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but she had had a lot of surgery. And so
she was the first woman that I'd ever seen with
without her clothes on that had like surgery scars all over.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Oh, like what kind of surgery? Kids, was like, fake
boobs are like an appendix?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I probably, yeah, I don't know, not fake boobs, but like,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
STARS thought it was like a STD or something.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Frankenstein. I thought she looked like Frankenstein.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Okay, how did you meet herman through.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Her friend Sharon?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Okay, how did you meet Sharon?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Sharon was the one who pooped on the floor.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Okay, we'll get to Sharon eventually.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I assume we've heard that story before. I don't need
to hear that one again.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
All right's been the wheel We've done yet, be done?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Spend the wheel home? All right?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Kate?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Tell us all about Kate.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Kate was probably she was the manager of a mall
and we were doing a Valentine's Day appearance at West
Westland Mall in Columbus, Ohio. And I was single. I
just moved there. I didn't know anybody. I'd lived there
for about a month and I moved there and there
was Kate. She was the marketing manager of this mall,
and so we kind of hit it off, and she
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handed me her business card, and she drove a Fierro
which was a kick Cash Wow's sports car. And yeah,
there really wasn't There's not much to tell there.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
She was just like a girl you saw and then
you didn't anymore. What ended it?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Time?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Time, time and youth and youth. So you just got
too old to see her?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
She got too old?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, no time. When you're young, you don't date for
very long.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Just ghost what happened? How happened.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Dave's version of dating is very different than sure you
would you say that you and Trip were dating?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Okay, but had it only lasted like a few weeks, which.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
You know, I would have said I would see him dating.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's very different.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I think in our generation we think like it's got
to be more like official, not just like hanging out
and hooking up.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
That's not dating, right, So these are just hanging out
and hooking up girls?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
No, we would go to dinner in movies.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
So you were dating?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Sure, I don't know, Jenny, it was a while ago.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Did you kiss her?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I went to dinner with plenty of men, but I
would not consider almost I maybe have had three boyfriends
in my life.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Okay, are we done yet?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
We can? I mean, do we have time for one more?
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Let's do one more? There goes.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
We don't really care about this bit. We have a mind.
It's a people that like this bit. Are you Bailey
and you Jenny? I don't think anybody else likes this?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Tell tell me more about Mary. There might even be
more than one Mary, So pick one. Oh tell us
about Mary, Mary I've told you about before.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I was working at the radio station on a Saturday
afternoon and Mary called in and won movie tickets for
whatever movie that we were given away, Top Gun, and
I said it could have been Top Guns. And I
said something like, so, do you want to go to
the movie together tonight? I get off at six o'clock.
I could come by and pick you up. We can
go to the movie together.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Okay, Sure that sounds great.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
And so I go to her house. I go to
her apartment and I find her you know, apartment, and
the floor in the apartment, and I'd knock on the door,
and the probably at that point in my life, the
most unattractive person that I'd ever seen in my life
open up the door.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Who does she resemble?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, I would say a cross between Steve Bushimmy and
Timothy challow May.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Timothy's so hot.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So she opened up the door, and the first thing
I thought was, please don't be her, Please don't be her,
Please don't be her. But it was her, and she
turned out to be really charming and really, you know what,
unlike you. I don't judge people just on their looks.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
She was very charming. She became like a a friend
in a love.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah, dear guy, a question for you. Yeah, did you
kiss her?
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Of course I kissed, even with the girl there was
the ugliest girl you've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I didn't say ugliest, I said probably the most unattractive
person I've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
In I'm using a synonym for something you said.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, Okay, all right, I get you know, We're done.
That's it keyword right now? Does anybody like that? That
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Speaker 4 (09:57):
Think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
One of my favorite things is the fact that vond
is being a good person and giving high school students
a tour right now, And that was the segment that
they got to listen in on this morning.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Sorry, I like half the Yeah, give me a bunch
of high school to everybody.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Say hi, sorry, I know that out's THERR.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Love that. Thanks you guys for coming in. That's very cool.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
A lot about Dave today.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
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is another chance to win. Kendrick and says the tickets
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are on going to have the very special guest in
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Rapids High School. Who wants to be the spokesperson?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
You look like you're chatty? Are you chatty? Yeah? Come
over here? What is what is what is your name?
My name Skillings? Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And what is the purpose of this big group of
Coon Rapid students here today?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
About radio? To learn about radio? What's the class that
you guys are in America through multimedia? Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Got to put them on the spot here. And are
you a senior over at CR What are you gonna
do with your life? You're not getting any younger. I'm
being an electrician okay?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Nice money? Yeah, people like that, we do for sure.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Everyone wants to be an influencer nowadays.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Now, one thing that I want to find out is
I know you've all got school spirit, right, Yes, of
course you do so, Coon Rapids High School some fight song,
fight song. Who does not know the Coon Rapids High
School fight song? A couple of people don't.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Of course you don't know it.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Over there, I'm going to counch off. I'm going to
counch off. Ready, I can clap.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Okay, here we three two one and.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Go high.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
This game to.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Still it was, Yes, that's exciting.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Cardinals.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah not that last part from the Gophers.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I heard that one called inspiration. Yeah, thanks you guys
for coming in and we appreciate you. Yeah go Cardinals,
so cool, thanks for coming in. It is one on
one point three k d w B. The awkward moments
you all kind of make your way.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Out your pile coming in. You guys learn something.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Today, get out out out out there.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Literally was like truly, yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Man. Don't you just energized when you're around teenagers.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
They're full of such joy.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I will say they actually were a really good group
of people. Sometimes kids come in here and they're like radio.
They actually were like hype taken videos like this.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Is the coolest day ever. They did not ask for
a picture with us.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
No, no, no, they don't care.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I think that like when you're that age, you follow
the lead of certain kids. Like what I've gone out
to schools. If there's like one or two kids that
are like enthusiastic, the whole class gets enthusiastic. But if
there's like the one or two leader, kids that are
kind of the influencer kids, if they act bored the.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
That's kind of how it is the kids.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Well, it's true.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I went out to chan Hassen High School for their
senior lock in party one time a few years ago,
and I was doing games and stuff like that, and
nobody acted.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Like they cared. They couldn't have cared.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Last Yeah, until a few of the more outgoing girls
came up. It's like high and then people started coming
out going could I get a picture with you? So
it's like the leader can Nobody wants to be the
one who's enthusiastic into somebody else.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
They don't want to be cringey. That's what's the thing
with gen Z now. They don't want to be cringey. Yeah,
it's embarrassing. I can't that they can't be excited about
something that's cringe.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I get it. That was kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
They were excited.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
That was funny.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Were really good cause I was in there giving like
a Q and A before they go on their tour.
A lot of schools, like you said, Dave, they'll come
in here, and she be like, oh, I don't know.
They were asking like, what did you guys's busy season?
What's the difference between radio and podcasts? It makes a
good bit, and I was like, okay, okay. Young people
want to come up in radio, and as a young
person in radio, it feels good to see this is cool.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Did you guys have a long common you in the
high schoolers?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah, I'm actually we're going out to dinner two. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I was like, I remember when I was your age
last year.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Years ago.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
All right, let's do Dave's dirt on Katie WB.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The dirt cannot Dave's dirt on Katie w B. Chapel
Rohan is telling Bowen Yang that she wasn't even mad
about the mood dang sketch.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah, here's chapel Ron.
Speaker 10 (15:09):
People sticking up for me in that situation or not
sticking up for me made me feel no different. I
didn't feel protected and I didn't feel unprotected. So because
I didn't need it either way, sure, because I was
not offended.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Mary, Okay, this is Bowen Yang as Moo Dang on
Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I am at work, that is the project. Do not
yell my.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Name or expect a photo just because I'm your parasocial
dustie or because you appreciate my talent.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay, I didn't see it. I don't get it, but
I guess if you get it, you get it. Benson
Boone is flattered by people comparing him to or I
mean not comparing him to, but saying he did a
really good job doing the Bohemian Rhapsody with Queen on stage.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Honestly, I'd say that as a huge compliment. I'm not
trying to anybody else but myself, but like to hear
that is it is incredible.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Jelly Roll is in the dirt today is the first
ever artist in residence of American Idol, and he was
in awe of a contestant who sang his song Liar
during the Top twenty four show. Now I say that
and you're probably like, well, do you have audio.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Of that do you? I do you ready?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
All right? Check it out here we go.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
How you feel like a mad fin nobody.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
To kidnamed Jamal Roberts.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And let me just skip up to Jelly's comments here
and you can see how impressed he.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Was with the South thing raid. Yeah, let me see
if this works.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Man, that's it, Jelly, I want to go to you
on this.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Here he is singing your song.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You're watching him, You're singing along to your song while
he's singing your song?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
What'd you think of that?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I would feel disrespectful to call this my song at
this moment, this is now Jamal sound.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I was singing Jamal's song tonight.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Man. I am blown away everything about him, his story,
his testimony, his love for his children.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
His community, his city.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
But most importantly, I love his voice.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's a great team work, interesting local story. The actual
Energy center is no longer going to be the Excel
Energy Center. It's kind of like Target Center. You know,
they buy that brand, target Field, and they pay for that.
They just go, oh, let's call it target Field. So
Excel their contract is running out Excel Energy, so they're
not sure what it's going to be. But I'm thinking
we scraped together enough money we could make it the
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KDWB Arena.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
I probably have like a twenty that I could put
in for it if I get you got a dime
carry change.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
What does it cost? Seriously, what it cost to buy
the ownership the name of the name?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
A million dollars?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I think it's probably more than that. It's a hundreds,
it's a.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Millions, yeah, because you got it, they probably have They
probably make you sign at least like a three to
five year contract. I'm sure, yeah, I would say it's
probably hundreds of millions.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Is it funny? Though?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
They didn't used to name stadiums because now there's like
Huntington Bank Stadium, US Bank Stadium. But the metro Dome
was the Metrodome, met Stadium was met Stadium, met Center
was met Center, and the Saint where the Excel Energy
Center is now it.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Used to be the Saint Paul Center. No St. Paul Coliseum.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Oh remember, shout out to the Packers for never selling
out because.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Not a soul annoying when like you got Mercedes Field
and Sports Authority Field and four Dome and it's just
it's a little bit annoying, but you know the owners
need more money because apparently they don't have enough money.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
My butt sits in the seat the same way, regardless
of what it's named.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Good one other little thing, and Morgan Wolf from over
at Cara eleven New is going to tip me off
on this one on her Instagram.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Uh. They're trying to make it a law.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Somebody's trying to pass some sort of a policy that
if you go to a venue for a concert or
sports that holds more than one hundred people, they must
provide free water. Now, you go to the US Bank
Stadium or whatever, there's probably like water fountains, but they
want it to be you can either bring in a
sealed bottle like a plastic bottle of aquafina or Dasani
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or whatever, or you can bring in like an.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
Empty an empty They're not sure they want people to
bring in like a stanley because they're worried that some
drunkel kind of hook cut up on the stage and
hit April Levine in the back of the head anywhere.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
I don't want to get hit in the head with
a stanley.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I just thought it was kind of a good idea.
That's very thoughtful. Because you should not charge people for
something like water at a concert.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
You're there for like three or four hours.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
You get those fancy water fountains that have the bottle filler.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Those are dope.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Don't you get a sense of satisfaction when you put
your bottle under there and you look at the counter and.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
It goes up. It goes like I saved another bottle.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
That's right, I do. Do you not feel that way?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Okay, all right, we're done. That's it.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Have a great enjoy the sunshine today is supposed to
be decent today and thunderstorms likely, but at high around
sixty seven. We will see you tomorrow on KD WUB.
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(00:21):
I want to be exciting. I want to be fun.
I want you to think about getting an electric bike,
like a motorized electric bike. That's one idea. Yeah, here's
another one. A kayak with a spot for you and
a spot for them. You can take it. You get
a roof mount, go down to ARII, get a kayak
and a roof mount Okay, and then when you go
to the lakes this summer, you're going to be actively
(00:42):
out paddling and sight seeing and traveling to different lakes.
You can go up north somewhere, get a kayak with
your thousand dollars, get a roof rack. And I'm just
gonna say probably doubt at ARII they got all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, I feel like I would spend mine on just
a bunch of like weekend trips over them, because I
have friends who reached out and they're they've got a camper,
so they're trying to get a bunch of things in line,
and they're going to like the Duluthe area for Memorial weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
They're doing the up one weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So I think I would put all of my money
towards just like some adventures, and also grab my road
trip snacks from holiday station stores right now. If you
need energy, it's Monster Energy drinks for three for seven dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Wow, three for seven dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah, what a deal?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
What in the heck are they thinking over there?
Speaker 6 (01:24):
See? If I had to spend a thousand dollars, i'd
probably get one of those traveling Marionnette carts so I
could go around to different places in the neighborhood and
do little Marionnette shows.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'm gonna come over there and turn your microphone.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Sometimes we should just let her like keep going, though.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
No, I don't think we should let her be on
the radio at all.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
And everybody loves the puppet Show, don't they love a
putt and High on.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
The Hill with the lone legal.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Hood be one of those like birthday.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
What are they called a party princess?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, no, no, like when you go to someone's office and
you sing happy birthday to them and you make it.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
A bit singing grass. So yeah, telegram, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yea yeah, Bailly should that should be your next side hustle,
because Bailly's got like all kinds.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Of side hustles.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Writing it down.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, whatever you decide to do, whether it's a marionette
or a paddle board or whatever it does you want
to do, then use that keyword to win one thousand dollars.
We had a winner just the other day, I think
on Monday, gave away a thousand dollars and the only
way to win it is to play that game. So
this is a different one. This is not the voice
thing on the phone. This is go to katiewb dot com.
(02:23):
A box is gonna pop up, should pop up right away,
and then you just type in green and you're all
set and you're good to go. Are we going to
do this awful bit now? Or we need to wake up?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Just wait a little bit. We're gonna We're gonna do
it after and he says, awful bit. It's Bailey and
I's favorite bit. It's called Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends. Yeah,
where Bailey spends a wheel and we land on a
random girl that Dave is dated in his past and
he tells the funnel story about her.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
There are some interesting dated some interesting girls, because I
think you've got to be a little bit weird to
date somebody like me.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
So I've dated some weird house and also has so
many so many.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
There like Yeah, honestly, we couldn't even find a wheel
big enough to fill out.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah all right, I don't like this bit, but we'll
do it anyway. Coming up next on kd WB, and
you're never more than thirty minutes away from the next
keyword for Kendrick and Sizza tickets that's coming up in
fifteen minutes d w B.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Never more than ten minutes away.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, make I get that screwed up, because right now
you are about ten minutes away, never more than thirty
minutes away from Kendrick and Siss tickets with the keywords
stay here that's coming up right after this bit that
I'd really rather we not do.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
That's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yes, we're good, weel, we're friend Oh cute you put
together a little intro on there again.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh, you know, it's a regular segment, and felt like
it needed something to pizzazz it up a little bit more,
even though you have the stories to make it good enough.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
On its own.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Okay, what do you do now?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Well, I've spun the wheel and I have now Yeah,
here we go. We're spinning it. We're spinning it. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
You are going to tell us all about the girl
you dated named April.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh, April. Yeah, Okay. I met April.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I think we were skiing, and she was this adorable
blonde with big eighties hair, and so we started hanging
out a little bit and we got along really well.
And I went to her house one time, and that
was the woman that I went. She lived with her mom,
and she lived in the basement, and I went over
for some reason. I went downstairs and there were, huh,
(04:31):
everywhere you looked, piles of cat poop.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Oh no, this was April.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yeah, And it smelled so bad.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And I just couldn't believe that anybody would number one
do that and number two have somebody come to their house.
Maybe they just thought that was normal. But that's one
of the biggest things. She's very sweet, very kind, but
I remember that there were piles of cat poop all
over her house.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Y did you kiss her?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Oh of course not there? Oh not there. No, that
was after that.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Then you were like, not.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
This, I don't remember. Oh god, I don't remember everything. Okay, will.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
All right, you're going to tell us all about the
girl you dated named Judy.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Oh okay. Judy was about twenty years older than me.
And wow, how old were you? Twenty four?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And yeah, and Judy was I mean, you know, she's
looking at me like, okay, look at this young buck.
And I was like, you know, at an age when
you're twenty four, you'll hit it with pretty much anything. Sure,
like a rolling donut. If there's a donut rolling by,
you will take a leap at the rolling donut. And
so Judy was the first woman that she was very nice,
(05:46):
but she had had a lot of surgery. And so
she was the first woman that I'd ever seen with
without her clothes on that had like surgery scars all over.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Oh, like what kind of surgery? Kids, was like, fake
boobs are like an appendix?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I probably, yeah, I don't know, not fake boobs, but like,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
STARS thought it was like a STD or something.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Frankenstein. I thought she looked like Frankenstein.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Okay, how did you meet herman through.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Her friend Sharon?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Okay, how did you meet Sharon?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Sharon was the one who pooped on the floor.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Okay, we'll get to Sharon eventually.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I assume we've heard that story before. I don't need
to hear that one again.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
All right's been the wheel We've done yet, be done?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Spend the wheel home? All right?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Kate?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Tell us all about Kate.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Kate was probably she was the manager of a mall
and we were doing a Valentine's Day appearance at West
Westland Mall in Columbus, Ohio. And I was single. I
just moved there. I didn't know anybody. I'd lived there
for about a month and I moved there and there
was Kate. She was the marketing manager of this mall,
and so we kind of hit it off, and she
(06:54):
handed me her business card, and she drove a Fierro
which was a kick Cash Wow's sports car. And yeah,
there really wasn't There's not much to tell there.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
She was just like a girl you saw and then
you didn't anymore. What ended it?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Time?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Time, time and youth and youth. So you just got
too old to see her?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
She got too old?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, no time. When you're young, you don't date for
very long.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Just ghost what happened? How happened.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Dave's version of dating is very different than sure you
would you say that you and Trip were dating?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Okay, but had it only lasted like a few weeks, which.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
You know, I would have said I would see him dating.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's very different.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I think in our generation we think like it's got
to be more like official, not just like hanging out
and hooking up.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
That's not dating, right, So these are just hanging out
and hooking up girls?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
No, we would go to dinner in movies.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
So you were dating?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Sure, I don't know, Jenny, it was a while ago.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Did you kiss her?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I went to dinner with plenty of men, but I
would not consider almost I maybe have had three boyfriends
in my life.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Okay, are we done yet?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
We can? I mean, do we have time for one more?
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Let's do one more? There goes.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
We don't really care about this bit. We have a mind.
It's a people that like this bit. Are you Bailey
and you Jenny? I don't think anybody else likes this?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Tell tell me more about Mary. There might even be
more than one Mary, So pick one. Oh tell us
about Mary, Mary I've told you about before.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I was working at the radio station on a Saturday
afternoon and Mary called in and won movie tickets for
whatever movie that we were given away, Top Gun, and
I said it could have been Top Guns. And I
said something like, so, do you want to go to
the movie together tonight? I get off at six o'clock.
I could come by and pick you up. We can
go to the movie together.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Okay, Sure that sounds great.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
And so I go to her house. I go to
her apartment and I find her you know, apartment, and
the floor in the apartment, and I'd knock on the door,
and the probably at that point in my life, the
most unattractive person that I'd ever seen in my life
open up the door.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Who does she resemble?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, I would say a cross between Steve Bushimmy and
Timothy challow May.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Timothy's so hot.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So she opened up the door, and the first thing
I thought was, please don't be her, Please don't be her,
Please don't be her. But it was her, and she
turned out to be really charming and really, you know what,
unlike you. I don't judge people just on their looks.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
She was very charming. She became like a a friend
in a love.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah, dear guy, a question for you. Yeah, did you
kiss her?
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Of course I kissed, even with the girl there was
the ugliest girl you've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I didn't say ugliest, I said probably the most unattractive
person I've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
In I'm using a synonym for something you said.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, Okay, all right, I get you know, We're done.
That's it keyword right now? Does anybody like that? That
texted the idea? I know you guys.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
One of my favorite things is the fact that vond
is being a good person and giving high school students
a tour right now, And that was the segment that
they got to listen in on this morning.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Sorry, I like half the Yeah, give me a bunch
of high school to everybody.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Say hi, sorry, I know that out's THERR.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Love that. Thanks you guys for coming in. That's very cool.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
A lot about Dave today.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Okay, good, here's your keyword. It is stars. It is
the last keyword for our show. But this goes on
all day. Use that talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app.
You know how to use it. Tap the red microphone
button and you will get a little countdown that says
three two one, and you just say the keyword is
stars and that's it. And do it again next time
and the next time, and every time you do it, it
(10:40):
is another chance to win. Kendrick and says the tickets
happens all day to day and tomorrow on KATWB we
are on going to have the very special guest in
the Space Needle studio this morning. Some students from Coon
Rapids High School. Who wants to be the spokesperson?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
You look like you're chatty? Are you chatty? Yeah? Come
over here? What is what is what is your name?
My name Skillings? Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And what is the purpose of this big group of
Coon Rapid students here today?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
About radio? To learn about radio? What's the class that
you guys are in America through multimedia? Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Got to put them on the spot here. And are
you a senior over at CR What are you gonna
do with your life? You're not getting any younger. I'm
being an electrician okay?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Nice money? Yeah, people like that, we do for sure.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Everyone wants to be an influencer nowadays.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Now, one thing that I want to find out is
I know you've all got school spirit, right, Yes, of
course you do so, Coon Rapids High School some fight song,
fight song. Who does not know the Coon Rapids High
School fight song? A couple of people don't.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Of course you don't know it.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Over there, I'm going to counch off. I'm going to
counch off. Ready, I can clap.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Okay, here we three two one and.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Go high.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
This game to.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Still it was, Yes, that's exciting.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Cardinals.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah not that last part from the Gophers.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I heard that one called inspiration. Yeah, thanks you guys
for coming in and we appreciate you. Yeah go Cardinals,
so cool, thanks for coming in. It is one on
one point three k d w B. The awkward moments
you all kind of make your way.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Out your pile coming in. You guys learn something.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Today, get out out out out there.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Literally was like truly, yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Man. Don't you just energized when you're around teenagers.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
They're full of such joy.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I will say they actually were a really good group
of people. Sometimes kids come in here and they're like radio.
They actually were like hype taken videos like this.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Is the coolest day ever. They did not ask for
a picture with us.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
No, no, no, they don't care.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I think that like when you're that age, you follow
the lead of certain kids. Like what I've gone out
to schools. If there's like one or two kids that
are like enthusiastic, the whole class gets enthusiastic. But if
there's like the one or two leader, kids that are
kind of the influencer kids, if they act bored the.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
That's kind of how it is the kids.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Well, it's true.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I went out to chan Hassen High School for their
senior lock in party one time a few years ago,
and I was doing games and stuff like that, and
nobody acted.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Like they cared. They couldn't have cared.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Last Yeah, until a few of the more outgoing girls
came up. It's like high and then people started coming
out going could I get a picture with you? So
it's like the leader can Nobody wants to be the
one who's enthusiastic into somebody else.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
They don't want to be cringey. That's what's the thing
with gen Z now. They don't want to be cringey. Yeah,
it's embarrassing. I can't that they can't be excited about
something that's cringe.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I get it. That was kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
They were excited.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
That was funny.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Were really good cause I was in there giving like
a Q and A before they go on their tour.
A lot of schools, like you said, Dave, they'll come
in here, and she be like, oh, I don't know.
They were asking like, what did you guys's busy season?
What's the difference between radio and podcasts? It makes a
good bit, and I was like, okay, okay. Young people
want to come up in radio, and as a young
person in radio, it feels good to see this is cool.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Did you guys have a long common you in the
high schoolers?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah, I'm actually we're going out to dinner two. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I was like, I remember when I was your age
last year.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Years ago.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
All right, let's do Dave's dirt on Katie WB.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The dirt cannot Dave's dirt on Katie w B. Chapel
Rohan is telling Bowen Yang that she wasn't even mad
about the mood dang sketch.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah, here's chapel Ron.
Speaker 10 (15:09):
People sticking up for me in that situation or not
sticking up for me made me feel no different. I
didn't feel protected and I didn't feel unprotected. So because
I didn't need it either way, sure, because I was
not offended.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Mary, Okay, this is Bowen Yang as Moo Dang on
Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I am at work, that is the project. Do not
yell my.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Name or expect a photo just because I'm your parasocial
dustie or because you appreciate my talent.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay, I didn't see it. I don't get it, but
I guess if you get it, you get it. Benson
Boone is flattered by people comparing him to or I
mean not comparing him to, but saying he did a
really good job doing the Bohemian Rhapsody with Queen on stage.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Honestly, I'd say that as a huge compliment. I'm not
trying to anybody else but myself, but like to hear
that is it is incredible.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Jelly Roll is in the dirt today is the first
ever artist in residence of American Idol, and he was
in awe of a contestant who sang his song Liar
during the Top twenty four show. Now I say that
and you're probably like, well, do you have audio.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Of that do you? I do you ready?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
All right? Check it out here we go.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
How you feel like a mad fin nobody.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
To kidnamed Jamal Roberts.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And let me just skip up to Jelly's comments here
and you can see how impressed he.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Was with the South thing raid. Yeah, let me see
if this works.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Man, that's it, Jelly, I want to go to you
on this.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Here he is singing your song.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You're watching him, You're singing along to your song while
he's singing your song?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
What'd you think of that?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I would feel disrespectful to call this my song at
this moment, this is now Jamal sound.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I was singing Jamal's song tonight.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Man. I am blown away everything about him, his story,
his testimony, his love for his children.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
His community, his city.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
But most importantly, I love his voice.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's a great team work, interesting local story. The actual
Energy center is no longer going to be the Excel
Energy Center. It's kind of like Target Center. You know,
they buy that brand, target Field, and they pay for that.
They just go, oh, let's call it target Field. So
Excel their contract is running out Excel Energy, so they're
not sure what it's going to be. But I'm thinking
we scraped together enough money we could make it the
(17:32):
KDWB Arena.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
I probably have like a twenty that I could put
in for it if I get you got a dime
carry change.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
What does it cost? Seriously, what it cost to buy
the ownership the name of the name?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
A million dollars?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I think it's probably more than that. It's a hundreds,
it's a.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Millions, yeah, because you got it, they probably have They
probably make you sign at least like a three to
five year contract. I'm sure, yeah, I would say it's
probably hundreds of millions.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Is it funny? Though?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
They didn't used to name stadiums because now there's like
Huntington Bank Stadium, US Bank Stadium. But the metro Dome
was the Metrodome, met Stadium was met Stadium, met Center
was met Center, and the Saint where the Excel Energy
Center is now it.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Used to be the Saint Paul Center. No St. Paul Coliseum.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Oh remember, shout out to the Packers for never selling
out because.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Not a soul annoying when like you got Mercedes Field
and Sports Authority Field and four Dome and it's just
it's a little bit annoying, but you know the owners
need more money because apparently they don't have enough money.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
My butt sits in the seat the same way, regardless
of what it's named.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Good one other little thing, and Morgan Wolf from over
at Cara eleven New is going to tip me off
on this one on her Instagram.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Uh. They're trying to make it a law.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Somebody's trying to pass some sort of a policy that
if you go to a venue for a concert or
sports that holds more than one hundred people, they must
provide free water. Now, you go to the US Bank
Stadium or whatever, there's probably like water fountains, but they
want it to be you can either bring in a
sealed bottle like a plastic bottle of aquafina or Dasani
(19:13):
or whatever, or you can bring in like an.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
Empty an empty They're not sure they want people to
bring in like a stanley because they're worried that some
drunkel kind of hook cut up on the stage and
hit April Levine in the back of the head anywhere.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
I don't want to get hit in the head with
a stanley.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I just thought it was kind of a good idea.
That's very thoughtful. Because you should not charge people for
something like water at a concert.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
You're there for like three or four hours.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
You get those fancy water fountains that have the bottle filler.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Those are dope.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Don't you get a sense of satisfaction when you put
your bottle under there and you look at the counter and.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
It goes up. It goes like I saved another bottle.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
That's right, I do. Do you not feel that way?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Okay, all right, we're done. That's it.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Have a great enjoy the sunshine today is supposed to
be decent today and thunderstorms likely, but at high around
sixty seven. We will see you tomorrow on KD WUB.
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