October 14, 2025 • 16 mins
Jenny gives us some hacks to survive the work day, Dave's Dirt, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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What weird smell do you actually like? I remember when
I was in elementary school, probably second grade or so,
is out on the playground and a tractor drove by
and it's belching that diesel smoke and I'm like, to
(00:44):
this day, I still love the smell of diesel smoke.
I don't get to smell it very often, but I
do love that smell.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's crazy how you have that memory attached to it
back in second grade.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So interesting. What is your weird smell that you love
the smell of?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
My favorite weird smell is definitely tires. Walking into like
a discount tire store and just like inhaling as deeply
as you can. I wish I could chew on it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Oh it's great, It is great.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I love that one. Also, like a small town, like
a small hardware store, like an Ace Hardware or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You can smell like it would in likenoleum.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I think it's it might be I'm not sure what
it is. I think it might be fertilizer. Oh, yeah,
it might be, but you can smell. You walk in
and there's the snow blowers, and there's lawnmowers, and there's
this and the barbecue grills, and you can smell it.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
It's Calissa from Orno. And you know that smell from
those big toxic markers that.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You use on like poster board during school projects.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, that is my favorite weird smell.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
And you probably shouldn't smell too much of it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That don't the thing anymore. They used their magic markers
is what they call them. Back of the day. Now
sharpie's are sharpies don't really smell, do they They don't.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Do, but not nearly as more talk bags leave us
a talk back on that.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
My favorite weird smell is rubber cement.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's probably not good for you, but so good stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Another one, Good morning. This is candy and Woodbury. And
my favorite weird smell is rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
And honestly, I'm not really sure why I like it,
but rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Here's one you probably don't know. My name is Shae,
I am from and I'm an Earth and my favorite
smell is insolent.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Insolent, No idea what that smells like?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Another one?
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Hi, This is Jessica, not my real name, but my
weird smell that I like is the when you're a
vacuuming the air that comes out of the vacuum. I
don't know why, but ever since I was a kid,
I like that smell.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's kind of warm, it's it's hot, yeah, and it's
got a dusty thing.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Too, like dusty warm hotness.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
All right, here's another one. What weird smell do you
really love?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Hey, Jennifer, here from the scounting, my favorite smell is
racing fuel.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Fairly poured a glass of it in the background there.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It seems like a little bubbling water.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Here's a good one, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
One smell that I find oddly satisfying It would be
fresh Plato. It smells so good you almost want to
eat it, but you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But you can't. But think about that, and it's nontoxic imagined.
Opening up the Plato thing and blue playto is inside
and you smell it. You can smell it right now.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, I wouldn't say it's good enough to eat. I
wouldn't eat just based on the smell. Yeah, smells like Plato.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
All right, here's one.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Hey, this is Katie Kane using the iHeartRadio feature Katie
w B one o one point three.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Thanks for the point.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
My favorite weird smell is Mary Jay Marry Jy and
we all know why. Okay, I mean, I mean, I'm
glad you're like it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I think there's nothing more annoying than smelling somebody who
reaks out marijuana.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
My senior year of college, my roommates all they did
was have pep like our our room was the spot.
Everyone came to the top box and I was like,
I hate this.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
That is we were out in public, I'm not gonna
say where over the weekend and I'm standing there with
a group of people and a couple of guys walk by.
I've never smelled weeds so strong and even one of
the people that I don't know very well. Normally you
ignore it, like, okay, we're gonna pretend that didn't happen.
He's like, oh, that is some skunky marijuana, and I'm like, yes,
(04:53):
it is all right. Here's another one.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
My name is Hannah from Stillwater and my favorite weird
smell is my ca ex breath.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Anytime one of them yawns, I always stick my nose
in there and get a big deep whiff of.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
That little Okay, that's funny. What about puppy breath? Puppy
breath is another great smell there, not gross, not dog breath. No,
puppies have a fresh breath.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
No, yeah, like their teeth haven't gotten bad quite yet.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
As a puppy owner, no think.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, what do we miss if we miss one of those? Know,
we'll be back with Jenny's been on Reddit. In a second,
stay here on KDWB and more boofash tickets too. We'll
do those in a little bit. Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
We're gonna talk about hacks that people do to survive
their forty hour work week. How do you get through
that long day at the job. First off, someone says
I pretend like I'm on an episode of the Office,
constantly breaking the fourth wall by looking at imaginary camera
on some I happened.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay, that's funny. I'm gonna there's an imaginary camera over
here on the walls. Whenever Bailey says something ridiculous, I'll
be like Jim.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Someone else said, make your job the smallest, least interesting
part of your day, even if it's curling up with
a good book, making a great meal, or going on
a hike. Every day should be more than just I
went to work.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
So that's a good way to do it.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Another person said I like to do a treatless day
where you don't buy coffee or anything for one day.
Then the next day I feel like I went out
rough camping or something and the little.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Treats hit so good.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
So this is how to get through your forty hour
work week. Somebody says, pick a random person from your
workplace and be their problem.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Is that what you do every day?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Bailey?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Oh wait at Bailey on air, I wrote that that's me.
This one's really funny to you. I feel like Bailey
would do this. If you can wear earbuds, listen to
circus music on chaotic days that somebody else said, the
fifty ten structure works. Well, now you might be asking,
what does that mean. Yeah, well you work for fifteen minutes,
(07:08):
then you quit your job and moved to Thailand for
ten years.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Okay years okay.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Another one says pooping on the clock. I feel like
there's people out there that like literally log how much
time they're getting paid to poop log. I didn't actually
mean to do that, somebody else. Someone else said, you
must develop a crush on someone that'll make your work
day go a little quicker.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I've got a work crush, but you know, I don't
really vocalize. You guys know about it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, yeah, saw him in the hall the other day.
I saw him in the hall the other day.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I know. It's so cute for.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Somebody said, don't care, just don't care about your job
like that one.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
How far that gets you around? The late next around
the layoff comes along? Bye boy?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Yeah, someone else says, scream, just scream, go in your
car and scream.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I mean, hey, do what you gotta do.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah, I feel bad because clearly some of these people
do not like their job out all all right, somebody
else said fast during work, so then you're excited to
eat after you're done with your work.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
See, I just like I used to when I have
longer days at work, I would get myself like chips
and salsa and leave it at home, so then I
would remember I got chips and salsa at home.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Baby me, starving myself is going to make me.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I don't think that that would work for most people.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
All right.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
One last one is I think everything is so easy
to do and you get paid for it, so just
think about it. You think you've got a hard task
coming up, No.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
It's easy.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
It's all about attitude. Yeah's your attitude, not your aptitude,
that determines your altitude.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
All right.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I read that somewhere and I think it's true. It's
your attitude, not your aptitude, that determines your altitude, because
you can be really good at what you do, but
if you get a crap attitude, you're never going to
get anywhere.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Craptitude, crap attitude.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, it's your attitude, not your aptitude, that determines your
Alcoa I.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Too like that, And I also like deals from holiday
station stores. Yeah, like they're red bulls it's buy two,
get one free right now, and you can mix them
atch your favorite flavors. Go get some Red Bulls or
some energy and that'll get you through your work day.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I would like working in a holiday station store because
then people would come in and I'd be able to
greet them warmly. Hi, good morning, sir. You're having a
good day so far. What can I get?
Speaker 8 (09:25):
You?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Get two of the Zen peppermint threes? Okay, you got it. Deep,
there you go. You're all set have a pleasant day.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
You would never be that person at a gas station
right You would be sitting on your phone, not acknowledging
a single person until they put their candy on the
desk and they're like, can you help me? Oh yeah, sorry,
my bad, I'm just watching this funny reel. Let me
get you wrung up here exposed. You'd be nice, you
know what.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Thank god I had parents that were actually supportive and
saying you'll never make it in radio. You're stupid. This
is this is I don't get any support from you
at all.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I am saying that you'll be nice, But you would
not be the person that's like, hi, welcome one in
a holiday station story.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Sure would sure would I also would like to work
at TSA. TSA. Hi, folks there, you go make sure
you take your shoes off and remove any weapons before
you come through security, any weapons or waters throw them
in the water and throwing off your shoes.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Not like those people.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
There are some people like that. There are people and
the TSA people you just got to figure they've had
it up there because they get to tell the same like, Okay,
here comes Max and his wife Irma. They've never traveled
on an airplane before, and it's like they come through
with a hunting rifle and uh and they come with
it like a keg of beer and it's like, I'm sorry,
you guys can't carry that through and take your shoes
(10:39):
off too.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
God, take your shoes off, Max Irma.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
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I just looked up opal Like because I was not
sure exactly what it is.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
You know, what is.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Something with a gem that's formed to be beautiful or something.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, it's a man made combination of glass and hold
on one second. I looked it up here, glass and
metal and something else other minerals. But it is supposed
to enhance communication on all levels, particularly you guys, spiritual
and psychic communications.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It is seen as a stone a transition, transformation, emotional healing,
help them with personal growth. So go on and get
yourself from opal Like, keep that in your pocket and
carry with you through the day. Keep you help you
stay grounded?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Is it pretty?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It is? It looks like an opal so it's kind
of looked it's like a milky piece of glass, so
it's just.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Like fake opal. Yes, yeah, okay, pretty much?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah yeah Opal light? Did you even know that's what
the song is about?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
I looked it up because that was originally my favorite
song off the album when I first started listening to it.
It is now my second favorite. Nope, but yes, I
did look at up because I was like, what is
opal line?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I don't know what it is?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, okay, interesting. What's your favorite song on the.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Album, The Fate of Ophelia?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
All.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Twelve of her songs on the album are in the Billboard,
Like I think they're the top twelve spots. Yeah, and
the whole billboard. Talk about one hundred right now. Dave's dirt.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
You don't mean.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Social media for gossip, rumors and half truths. You've got
Dave's dirt on Katie.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Wbe We get a new jingle for Domino's, written and
composed and performed by Shaboozie. Let's see what you think.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Dumb knows.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Okay, we love it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Here, you guys do I'm not necessarily a fan, but
you know, we'll see what happens with the new Domino's jingle.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Eminem is a grandfather once again. He's already had one
grade a grand baby with his daughter Haley, but now
his oldest daughter Alena is expecting her first child as well.
And I looked up to see how old Eminem is
fifty two?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Is he fifty two? I still think of him as
like twenty Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Pretty well for grandpa.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Speaking of Taylor Swift, she has now sold over four
million album equivalent units in its debut week for her
new album, The Life of a Showgirl, so she's beaten
Adell's record, which was for twenty five and and sorry ooh.
All of her totals include three point four to seven
nine million in actual sales, with streaming accounting for a
(14:08):
little more than half.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
A million units.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
I think I never heard of album equivalent units until
the album, but then apparently, like you know, streams in
general count for less than an actual album sale. Though
someone when we mentioned this earlier, someone did text in
saying that they were curious to know how many of
it was, just like of buying the album in its
(14:30):
like first iteration versus all of the different like versions
of it.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I think every one of them counts.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Though, right, and I know exactly, and it'd just be
an interesting, I don't know, an interesting thing to know.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Thank God, Alec Baldwin is okay. He crashed a car
into a tree on yesterday morning.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
This morning, I was in this car accident. Got cut
me off in a truck. A garbage truck. I mean
a garbage truck the size of a whale. Never seen
a garbage truck. It must have been something commercial for
like taking away material from construction or something. It was
the biggest garbage truck I've ever seen any Anyway, to
avoid hitting him, I hit a tree. I hit a
big fat tree and crushed my car with my wife's car.
That's all fine, and I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I mean, why does he sound like his drum character
on SNL Like it sounds like he's delivering some kind
of parody of the story.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Maybe that's just the way he talks now with Alec Baldwin,
who I do not care for. I'm gonna guess he
was probably texting and driving and probably wandered off the
road into a tree.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Garbage truck.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I know that's what he said, but it's also Alec Baldwin,
so not necessarily a big fan. I'm a big fan
of Boo Bash and we'll have more tickets for you
coming up all morning tomorrow. I'm a big fan of
Sabrina Carpenters who keep listening to when tickets for her
a show in LA And we'll be back tomorrow for
the Wednesday Dave Ryan Show. I'm going to tell you
this right now. We tried three times to record the
(15:50):
Minnesota Goodbye. Each time the computer froze up, and we're like, oh,
what's all right, We'll do it again, we said, with
a positive attitude. It froze up again. Well let's try
it a third time, he said. We got about three
minutes into it and it froze up again. So there
will not be a Minnesota Goodbye today. So if there is,
it'll be just simply something saying, hey, there's no Minnesota
(16:10):
Goodbye today because yeah, so we're working on the equipment.
I've got a hammer and a chisel, and I think
I can I think I can fix it.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Doesn't help that the equipments from the Nixon administrations.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It really is. Yeah, So if you will listen to
the Minnesota Goodbye. There won't really be one today. You
won't miss anything, but we'll bring it back tomorrow and
we'll see you tomorrow here on katiewb
Let's get you tickets right now to well, actually a
chance at tickets to go to see Sabrina Carpenter. Here's
your keyword for this hour. We have a different keyword
every thirty minutes, and the keyword right now is Sabrina.
So open up the iHeartRadio app, tap the red microphone
and say the keyword is Sabrina and you get a
chance to win. It is that easy. We choose you,
(00:23):
we will get a hold of you, and you will
go to La to see Sabrina Carpenter. That is super cool.
What weird smell do you actually like? I remember when
I was in elementary school, probably second grade or so,
is out on the playground and a tractor drove by
and it's belching that diesel smoke and I'm like, to
(00:44):
this day, I still love the smell of diesel smoke.
I don't get to smell it very often, but I
do love that smell.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's crazy how you have that memory attached to it
back in second grade.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So interesting. What is your weird smell that you love
the smell of?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
My favorite weird smell is definitely tires. Walking into like
a discount tire store and just like inhaling as deeply
as you can. I wish I could chew on it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Oh it's great, It is great.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I love that one. Also, like a small town, like
a small hardware store, like an Ace Hardware or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You can smell like it would in likenoleum.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I think it's it might be I'm not sure what
it is. I think it might be fertilizer. Oh, yeah,
it might be, but you can smell. You walk in
and there's the snow blowers, and there's lawnmowers, and there's
this and the barbecue grills, and you can smell it.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
It's Calissa from Orno. And you know that smell from
those big toxic markers that.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You use on like poster board during school projects.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, that is my favorite weird smell.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
And you probably shouldn't smell too much of it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That don't the thing anymore. They used their magic markers
is what they call them. Back of the day. Now
sharpie's are sharpies don't really smell, do they They don't.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Do, but not nearly as more talk bags leave us
a talk back on that.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
My favorite weird smell is rubber cement.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's probably not good for you, but so good stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Another one, Good morning. This is candy and Woodbury. And
my favorite weird smell is rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
And honestly, I'm not really sure why I like it,
but rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Here's one you probably don't know. My name is Shae,
I am from and I'm an Earth and my favorite
smell is insolent.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Insolent, No idea what that smells like?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Another one?
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Hi, This is Jessica, not my real name, but my
weird smell that I like is the when you're a
vacuuming the air that comes out of the vacuum. I
don't know why, but ever since I was a kid,
I like that smell.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's kind of warm, it's it's hot, yeah, and it's
got a dusty thing.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Too, like dusty warm hotness.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
All right, here's another one. What weird smell do you
really love?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Hey, Jennifer, here from the scounting, my favorite smell is
racing fuel.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Fairly poured a glass of it in the background there.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It seems like a little bubbling water.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Here's a good one, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
One smell that I find oddly satisfying It would be
fresh Plato. It smells so good you almost want to
eat it, but you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But you can't. But think about that, and it's nontoxic imagined.
Opening up the Plato thing and blue playto is inside
and you smell it. You can smell it right now.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, I wouldn't say it's good enough to eat. I
wouldn't eat just based on the smell. Yeah, smells like Plato.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
All right, here's one.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Hey, this is Katie Kane using the iHeartRadio feature Katie
w B one o one point three.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Thanks for the point.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
My favorite weird smell is Mary Jay Marry Jy and
we all know why. Okay, I mean, I mean, I'm
glad you're like it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I think there's nothing more annoying than smelling somebody who
reaks out marijuana.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
My senior year of college, my roommates all they did
was have pep like our our room was the spot.
Everyone came to the top box and I was like,
I hate this.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
That is we were out in public, I'm not gonna
say where over the weekend and I'm standing there with
a group of people and a couple of guys walk by.
I've never smelled weeds so strong and even one of
the people that I don't know very well. Normally you
ignore it, like, okay, we're gonna pretend that didn't happen.
He's like, oh, that is some skunky marijuana, and I'm like, yes,
(04:53):
it is all right. Here's another one.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
My name is Hannah from Stillwater and my favorite weird
smell is my ca ex breath.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Anytime one of them yawns, I always stick my nose
in there and get a big deep whiff of.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
That little Okay, that's funny. What about puppy breath? Puppy
breath is another great smell there, not gross, not dog breath. No,
puppies have a fresh breath.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
No, yeah, like their teeth haven't gotten bad quite yet.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
As a puppy owner, no think.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, what do we miss if we miss one of those? Know,
we'll be back with Jenny's been on Reddit. In a second,
stay here on KDWB and more boofash tickets too. We'll
do those in a little bit. Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
We're gonna talk about hacks that people do to survive
their forty hour work week. How do you get through
that long day at the job. First off, someone says
I pretend like I'm on an episode of the Office,
constantly breaking the fourth wall by looking at imaginary camera
on some I happened.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay, that's funny. I'm gonna there's an imaginary camera over
here on the walls. Whenever Bailey says something ridiculous, I'll
be like Jim.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Someone else said, make your job the smallest, least interesting
part of your day, even if it's curling up with
a good book, making a great meal, or going on
a hike. Every day should be more than just I
went to work.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
So that's a good way to do it.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Another person said I like to do a treatless day
where you don't buy coffee or anything for one day.
Then the next day I feel like I went out
rough camping or something and the little.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Treats hit so good.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
So this is how to get through your forty hour
work week. Somebody says, pick a random person from your
workplace and be their problem.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Is that what you do every day?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Bailey?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Oh wait at Bailey on air, I wrote that that's me.
This one's really funny to you. I feel like Bailey
would do this. If you can wear earbuds, listen to
circus music on chaotic days that somebody else said, the
fifty ten structure works. Well, now you might be asking,
what does that mean. Yeah, well you work for fifteen minutes,
(07:08):
then you quit your job and moved to Thailand for
ten years.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Okay years okay.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Another one says pooping on the clock. I feel like
there's people out there that like literally log how much
time they're getting paid to poop log. I didn't actually
mean to do that, somebody else. Someone else said, you
must develop a crush on someone that'll make your work
day go a little quicker.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I've got a work crush, but you know, I don't
really vocalize. You guys know about it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, yeah, saw him in the hall the other day.
I saw him in the hall the other day.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I know. It's so cute for.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Somebody said, don't care, just don't care about your job
like that one.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
How far that gets you around? The late next around
the layoff comes along? Bye boy?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Yeah, someone else says, scream, just scream, go in your
car and scream.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I mean, hey, do what you gotta do.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah, I feel bad because clearly some of these people
do not like their job out all all right, somebody
else said fast during work, so then you're excited to
eat after you're done with your work.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
See, I just like I used to when I have
longer days at work, I would get myself like chips
and salsa and leave it at home, so then I
would remember I got chips and salsa at home.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Baby me, starving myself is going to make me.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I don't think that that would work for most people.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
All right.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
One last one is I think everything is so easy
to do and you get paid for it, so just
think about it. You think you've got a hard task
coming up, No.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
It's easy.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
It's all about attitude. Yeah's your attitude, not your aptitude,
that determines your altitude.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
All right.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I read that somewhere and I think it's true. It's
your attitude, not your aptitude, that determines your altitude, because
you can be really good at what you do, but
if you get a crap attitude, you're never going to
get anywhere.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Craptitude, crap attitude.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, it's your attitude, not your aptitude, that determines your
Alcoa I.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Too like that, And I also like deals from holiday
station stores. Yeah, like they're red bulls it's buy two,
get one free right now, and you can mix them
atch your favorite flavors. Go get some Red Bulls or
some energy and that'll get you through your work day.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I would like working in a holiday station store because
then people would come in and I'd be able to
greet them warmly. Hi, good morning, sir. You're having a
good day so far. What can I get?
Speaker 8 (09:25):
You?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Get two of the Zen peppermint threes? Okay, you got it. Deep,
there you go. You're all set have a pleasant day.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
You would never be that person at a gas station
right You would be sitting on your phone, not acknowledging
a single person until they put their candy on the
desk and they're like, can you help me? Oh yeah, sorry,
my bad, I'm just watching this funny reel. Let me
get you wrung up here exposed. You'd be nice, you
know what.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Thank god I had parents that were actually supportive and
saying you'll never make it in radio. You're stupid. This
is this is I don't get any support from you
at all.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I am saying that you'll be nice, But you would
not be the person that's like, hi, welcome one in
a holiday station story.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Sure would sure would I also would like to work
at TSA. TSA. Hi, folks there, you go make sure
you take your shoes off and remove any weapons before
you come through security, any weapons or waters throw them
in the water and throwing off your shoes.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Not like those people.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
There are some people like that. There are people and
the TSA people you just got to figure they've had
it up there because they get to tell the same like, Okay,
here comes Max and his wife Irma. They've never traveled
on an airplane before, and it's like they come through
with a hunting rifle and uh and they come with
it like a keg of beer and it's like, I'm sorry,
you guys can't carry that through and take your shoes
(10:39):
off too.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
God, take your shoes off, Max Irma.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
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on one point three. KDWB and Goodwill want to help
you win one thousand dollars and qualify for a VIP
trip to our Iiheart Radio jingle Ball. Just enter this
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now at KDWB dot com. All right, go do that.
(11:05):
Lights is the keyword. L I G h t S
is how you're gonna going to enter it. L I
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box will pop up and they get a chance at
one thousand dollars maybe a little something for e A
you're going out of town for a that they take
it to the airport two hours early and they get
a thousand dollars to spend wherever you want to go,
(11:27):
and then you get a trip also coming up for
the iHeartRadio music jingle ball in New York City. So
use the keyword lights enter that on KDWB dot com. Flower.
I just looked up opal Like because I was not
sure exactly what it is.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
You know, what is.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Something with a gem that's formed to be beautiful or something.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, it's a man made combination of glass and hold
on one second. I looked it up here, glass and
metal and something else other minerals. But it is supposed
to enhance communication on all levels, particularly you guys, spiritual
and psychic communications.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It is seen as a stone a transition, transformation, emotional healing,
help them with personal growth. So go on and get
yourself from opal Like, keep that in your pocket and
carry with you through the day. Keep you help you
stay grounded?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Is it pretty?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It is? It looks like an opal so it's kind
of looked it's like a milky piece of glass, so
it's just.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Like fake opal. Yes, yeah, okay, pretty much?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah yeah Opal light? Did you even know that's what
the song is about?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
I looked it up because that was originally my favorite
song off the album when I first started listening to it.
It is now my second favorite. Nope, but yes, I
did look at up because I was like, what is
opal line?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I don't know what it is?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, okay, interesting. What's your favorite song on the.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Album, The Fate of Ophelia?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
All.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Twelve of her songs on the album are in the Billboard,
Like I think they're the top twelve spots. Yeah, and
the whole billboard. Talk about one hundred right now. Dave's dirt.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
You don't mean.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Social media for gossip, rumors and half truths. You've got
Dave's dirt on Katie.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Wbe We get a new jingle for Domino's, written and
composed and performed by Shaboozie. Let's see what you think.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Dumb knows.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Okay, we love it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Here, you guys do I'm not necessarily a fan, but
you know, we'll see what happens with the new Domino's jingle.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Eminem is a grandfather once again. He's already had one
grade a grand baby with his daughter Haley, but now
his oldest daughter Alena is expecting her first child as well.
And I looked up to see how old Eminem is
fifty two?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Is he fifty two? I still think of him as
like twenty Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Pretty well for grandpa.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Speaking of Taylor Swift, she has now sold over four
million album equivalent units in its debut week for her
new album, The Life of a Showgirl, so she's beaten
Adell's record, which was for twenty five and and sorry ooh.
All of her totals include three point four to seven
nine million in actual sales, with streaming accounting for a
(14:08):
little more than half.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
A million units.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
I think I never heard of album equivalent units until
the album, but then apparently, like you know, streams in
general count for less than an actual album sale. Though
someone when we mentioned this earlier, someone did text in
saying that they were curious to know how many of
it was, just like of buying the album in its
(14:30):
like first iteration versus all of the different like versions
of it.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I think every one of them counts.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Though, right, and I know exactly, and it'd just be
an interesting, I don't know, an interesting thing to know.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Thank God, Alec Baldwin is okay. He crashed a car
into a tree on yesterday morning.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
This morning, I was in this car accident. Got cut
me off in a truck. A garbage truck. I mean
a garbage truck the size of a whale. Never seen
a garbage truck. It must have been something commercial for
like taking away material from construction or something. It was
the biggest garbage truck I've ever seen any Anyway, to
avoid hitting him, I hit a tree. I hit a
big fat tree and crushed my car with my wife's car.
That's all fine, and I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I mean, why does he sound like his drum character
on SNL Like it sounds like he's delivering some kind
of parody of the story.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Maybe that's just the way he talks now with Alec Baldwin,
who I do not care for. I'm gonna guess he
was probably texting and driving and probably wandered off the
road into a tree.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Garbage truck.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I know that's what he said, but it's also Alec Baldwin,
so not necessarily a big fan. I'm a big fan
of Boo Bash and we'll have more tickets for you
coming up all morning tomorrow. I'm a big fan of
Sabrina Carpenters who keep listening to when tickets for her
a show in LA And we'll be back tomorrow for
the Wednesday Dave Ryan Show. I'm going to tell you
this right now. We tried three times to record the
(15:50):
Minnesota Goodbye. Each time the computer froze up, and we're like, oh,
what's all right, We'll do it again, we said, with
a positive attitude. It froze up again. Well let's try
it a third time, he said. We got about three
minutes into it and it froze up again. So there
will not be a Minnesota Goodbye today. So if there is,
it'll be just simply something saying, hey, there's no Minnesota
(16:10):
Goodbye today because yeah, so we're working on the equipment.
I've got a hammer and a chisel, and I think
I can I think I can fix it.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Doesn't help that the equipments from the Nixon administrations.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It really is. Yeah, So if you will listen to
the Minnesota Goodbye. There won't really be one today. You
won't miss anything, but we'll bring it back tomorrow and
we'll see you tomorrow here on katiewb
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